1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,485 Hey, guys. Tonight is the Purge... 3 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,882 and I want all of my white friends to be safe. 4 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,325 Rules of the Purge. You have 12 hours... 5 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,200 to do any crime you want against anyone you want. 6 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,845 You can shoot, kill, stab. 7 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,003 Twelve hours of death, mayhem. 8 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,885 Lock your doors. Protect yourself. 9 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,644 Make sure your rent is paid... 10 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,245 and all of your pets are put up. 11 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,005 But the most important rule of all... 12 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,321 stay tight, stay white... 13 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,880 and this is only gonna last one night. 14 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,246 Let the games begin. 15 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,765 All right, I wasn't gonna do this, but forget it. 16 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,126 Here goes nothing. 17 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,491 This is a story about the worst day of my life. 18 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,364 Well, one of them. 19 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,005 See, I was wiring shit, 20 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,560 car stereos, alarms, you name it. 21 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,685 Don't Hate Wiring, that's my company. 22 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,922 And that's me, Carl Black. 23 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,205 You see this ugly cat right here? 24 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,204 That's Key Flo, a big-time drug dealer. 25 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,405 One day while working on his alarm... 26 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,845 Key Flo got busted. 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,125 They took his ass far away. 28 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,565 What they didn't know was in his house was a lot of money. 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,445 So I took it as a payment for all the work I did. 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,363 With a payday like this... 31 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,045 it was time to move. 32 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,885 Well, I did owe a few people in Chicago a few things... 33 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,122 but no one's tripping. 34 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:10,041 So I loaded up the family and got the hell out of Chicago. 35 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,125 Leaving Chicago before the Purge... 36 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,123 was the greatest thing I ever done. 37 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,084 I met this cool dude on the Internet... 38 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,245 who helped us qualify for this big-ass house in Beverly Hills. 39 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,125 I might've falsified a few things... 40 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,170 but, hey, this is for my family. 41 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,484 Those are my kids. 42 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,643 My son Carl Jr. thinks he's a damn vampire. 43 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,445 Think again, buddy. 44 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,648 And this dummy with this do-rag? 45 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,569 That's my little cousin Cronut. 46 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,444 He went to jail for some parking tickets... 47 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,488 and now he think he's a gangster. 48 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,284 Ride my mustache. 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,601 That's my beautiful wife. 50 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,206 Did I mention the greatest thing about my move? 51 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,125 Rich people don't purge. 52 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,168 Getting the hell out of Chicago... 53 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,442 was the best thing ever. 54 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,081 Well, here's how the worst day started. 55 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,444 Hey, come on, man! 56 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,005 Hey, how you doing, sir? 57 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,445 - You lost? - I beg your pardon? 58 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,565 Man, you gotta be. Check this out. 59 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,324 Go right down here, make a U-turn... 60 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,805 then you can pull right out, and you'll get back... 61 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,165 to wherever it is you need to get to. 62 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,965 - I live here. - No. No, I'm serious, man. 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,685 I live right there at Cherry Blossom. 64 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,410 - I'm Carl Black. - Black? 65 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,925 You said Carl Black? 66 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,923 I just moved from Chicago. 67 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,002 Man, listen, I'm gonna be real with you, man. 68 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,445 Don't no niggas live here, man. 69 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,925 I'm the nigga that living here! 70 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,684 I'm the new nigga that living here, all right? 71 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,841 Save me some trouble, man. 72 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,284 We've been having all these break-ins and the rappers dance, loud mus... rims. 73 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,283 Come on, man. Look at you, man. 74 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,521 You can't live here, man. Go on and make... 75 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,409 Don't fucking try to play me like this! 76 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,045 I live here! I'm fucking crazy! 77 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,605 Look at my eye right here. 78 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,284 - Forest Whitaker eye. - Okay, you're right. I see. 79 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,485 I found it. You're right. 80 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,885 Carl Black. Right here. Carl Black. 81 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,201 - You said I can go? - My bad, man. 82 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,521 Thank you, brother. 83 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,802 Have a nice day, man. I'm sorry. 84 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,644 - I'm sorry. - Bitch. 85 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,485 Please don't tell me your ass is in California. 86 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,005 Don't call my phone no more. 87 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,684 You told me you were going to the store! 88 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,285 - I'm married now. - You're married? 89 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,601 You keep blowing up... Look, you pissing me off... 90 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,284 to the highest of "pisstivity." 91 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,165 "Pisstivity" ain't even a word, dumbass. 92 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,205 Shoranda, I don't wanna be over at your house... 93 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,203 with all them kids over there smelling like urine. 94 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,681 I know you didn't just say that about my kids. 95 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,045 You bitch, nigga! 96 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,165 Come out! Come to me! 97 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,288 Everybody is gonna come in your house... 98 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,084 they're gonna fuck you! 99 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,809 I've traveled a long way to find you. 100 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,082 Hey! Caesar! 101 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,525 Don't try to play me. 102 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,245 You're Carl Black from Chicago, right? 103 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,845 Yeah, and you're Caesar from The Planet of the Apes, right? 104 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,082 Do I look like a fucking joke to you? 105 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,365 - Yeah. - Consider yourself served. 106 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,522 Hey, man! Don't hit me with no... don't do that! 107 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,125 Don't do that. 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,605 You're harassing me. 109 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,405 You're at my mansion. I'm in Beverly Hills. 110 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,641 No, don't do that. 111 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,120 If you didn't do nothing wrong, if you was a perfect human being... 112 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,085 none of this shit would happen. 113 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,083 - I wouldn't have to be here. - I ain't did nothing wrong! 114 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,605 You're racial profiling me! 115 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,885 You're too black to profile another black person. 116 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,962 - What's wrong? - "Do I think you're black"? 117 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,280 Look at me and look at you! 118 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,244 - We are both black people. - You are black as fuck. 119 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,325 What the fuck? Don't say that. 120 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,445 Don't put that Ebola finger in my face. 121 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,325 - No... - Look at your feet. 122 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,605 What the fuck is wrong with my feet? 123 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,885 You think this shit is a game? 124 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,765 You fucking redbone bitch... 125 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,922 don't ever disrespect my feet like that again. 126 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,085 - I'm not disrespecting you. - Yes, you are... 127 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,565 and it's because of your company... 128 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,165 that Don't Hate Wiring... 129 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,605 that has destroyed the best restaurant... 130 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,001 - No, don't... - Not just restaurant. 131 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,765 African restaurant in the city of Chicago! 132 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,125 Who else have you fucked up? 133 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,325 I done wired all these different houses. 134 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,685 I'm from the hood. I made it out of there. 135 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,405 We wired Bishop Tutu's hut. 136 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,324 We wired Idi Amin's bathroom. 137 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,285 So get on out of here, man. 138 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,964 You're very disrespectful. 139 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,441 - Well, you bitch nigga. - No, you're a bitch nigga. 140 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,405 And whatever container you came in... 141 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,365 and whatever trunk they smuggled your black ass in... 142 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,885 take your ass back. 143 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,445 Hey, who are you talking to? 144 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,965 - Bitch. - Hey! 145 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,565 - Don't touch! - Throw them keys again. 146 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,085 Don't touch me! Hey, my hand! 147 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,805 Fuck you, you redbone bitch. 148 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,605 - Fuck you. - You haven't made it yet... 149 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,045 you punk-bitch nigga. 150 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,202 Your mother's dick is bigger than yours. 151 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,165 You're the only nigga in this neighborhood... 152 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,685 that is still on welfare. 153 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,205 Yes, I Googled you. 154 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,691 Get the fuck off the door. 155 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,845 Don't worry, Lestat. 156 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,843 We will teach them all! 157 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,524 As the purging descends... 158 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,565 the vampires will take their rightful place... 159 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,962 as the leaders of the... shit! 160 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,525 Man. 161 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,485 - What the fuck! - Intruder! Intruder! 162 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,165 - Punk-ass alert. - What the hell is that? 163 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,971 Punk-ass alert. 164 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,846 - Yeah. - Carl's Jr., get this shit out of here! 165 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,200 Carl's Jr.! 166 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,204 I'll bite your neck. 167 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,805 Little bad motherfucker. 168 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,690 I'm getting rid of these damn kids. 169 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,723 Is anybody here? 170 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,882 I mean, we done really came up. 171 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,405 We in a mansion, girl. 172 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,365 - Damn, girl! - I know! 173 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,681 Girl, what your daddy do to leave Chicago? 174 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,964 I don't know what my father's doing but he done did something really, really dope. 175 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,361 Baby! 176 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,485 Tell me about your husband. Your husband play football? 177 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,040 Well, my baby owns an electronic wiring company... 178 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,405 and he just landed this huge account. 179 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,720 That's why we're here. 180 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,007 And what he does is he goes to people's houses... 181 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,245 he wires people's cars... 182 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,685 and he just landed this amazing new client. 183 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,645 That's why we can live here. 184 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,961 - How long you been here? - Girl, three days. 185 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,520 What do you do all day... 186 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,728 Ming, I take care of his kids. 187 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,001 - You see this house? - Hey. 188 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,285 Hey, baby! 189 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,521 Damn, you haven't finished unpacking? 190 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,325 You're out here getting your nails done... 191 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,125 and looking all good and... 192 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,043 - And what's going on? - I'm getting a manicure. 193 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,884 - Plum wine. - You're looking good, too. 194 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,085 Lord, Jesus! Baby. 195 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,285 All for you, my love. 196 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,761 Good lord, give me some of that Chinese... 197 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,445 My fault. I'm sorry, I can't play a little bit? 198 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,284 - Stop playing. - She wanted a nigga. 199 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,964 She's my new friend. 200 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,485 - Leave her alone. - I know, I know. 201 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,721 - I'm just kidding. - Stop playing. 202 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,285 - He lie. He lie. - I know he's lying. 203 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,931 - I know him. - These manicure hoes is on me now. 204 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,724 You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about. 205 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,404 All he does is jack off all day. 206 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,801 Okay, Carl. Carl, I'm gonna need you... 207 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,285 to turn around really slowly... 208 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,325 because you don't believe when I tell you this. 209 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,165 - You see this tongue. - He is so gross. 210 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,565 Ride my mustache. 211 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,005 - Ride... Oh, shit! - Cronut! 212 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,805 - Baby, that's not right. - Did he have his little nuts out... 213 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,803 - just there in the window? - No, his tongue was enough. 214 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,121 It's just wrong, baby. I don't... 215 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,005 He's probably smelling your panties in there... 216 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,241 - lying around the house. - Oh, lord. 217 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,765 Man, hide your underwear around the bedroom. Shit. 218 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,842 - Are you gonna answer that? - Yeah, I got it. 219 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,045 Yeah, this might be... Oh, that ain't nothing. 220 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,088 - Carl, pick up your phone. - What? 221 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,485 I can't answer the phone. 222 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,164 Ain't nothing but my friends from Chicago. 223 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,641 - What friends from Chicago? - A bunch of drug dealers... 224 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,245 and all kind of crazy motherfuckers... 225 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,004 baby mamas, I can't answer the phone. 226 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,481 - That's why I moved out here. - Okay, all done! 227 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,324 - Okay, Ming, I just need one more thing. - $100. 228 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,845 $100. $100... what? 229 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,651 Oh, tonight Purge! 230 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,165 Killing, death. 231 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,322 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Purge? - Killing. 232 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,845 - I need to go home. - Carl. 233 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,885 People keep saying Pur... We in Beverly Hills. 234 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,564 This is a gated community. 235 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,961 We've got security. We don't have no Purge problems. 236 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,485 Not tonight. Need to go home. 237 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,289 - 100, please. - Yeah. 238 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,805 - 100 in what? - $100. 239 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,484 It's a Purge coming. 240 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,965 Ain't nothing you can do with no $100. 241 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,845 - Once the Purge comes... - Carl, cash, money! 242 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,645 Just pay her the $100, please, baby. 243 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,205 - $100. Let me handle this. - Ming. 244 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,203 Ming, listen to me. 245 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,520 Pay me cash! 246 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,805 I told you that I was gonna pay you in credit. 247 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,525 Credit is king in America, okay? 248 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:15,004 Pay me in cash, or I purge your ass tonight, bitch. 249 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,725 - Come on, you done disrespecting me. - What the hell? 250 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,325 Just pay her. 251 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,965 - You said you were rich. - I tried to give you a chance... 252 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,201 but you disrespected me. 253 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,165 Get your ass out of here, both of y'all. 254 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,045 I'm gonna fuck your wife! I'm gonna crush her pussy! 255 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,327 Back up, Wesley Snipes and his new wife. 256 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,205 What? Who is that African man? 257 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,884 Wesley Snipes. 258 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,525 He just got out of jail. You didn't hear... 259 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,204 - Carl. - I ain't gotta play. 260 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,482 - Baby. - Stop. 261 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,562 Come on. Don't do that. I can't do it. 262 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,404 - Come on. - Can't do what? 263 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,562 - What is the deal? - Who was that man? 264 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,722 I don't know who they was. 265 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,685 They's people from my past, okay? 266 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,165 It wasn't Wesley Snipes, though. 267 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,005 I mean, he was black as hell like him, but it wasn't him. 268 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,525 Carl, the only thing I need to know from you right now... 269 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,325 I swear you better not lie. 270 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,085 - Do we have this money? - We got the money. 271 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,083 Look, your ass is standing in a big-ass mansion. 272 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,525 I bought you a brand-new car. 273 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,125 What the hell? What are you worried about? 274 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,725 I'm worried about how you got it. 275 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,484 What did you do to get it? 276 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,605 Okay, what did I do? 277 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,081 I did a little dancing in Atlanta. 278 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,045 Male gigoloing. 279 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,005 Did something strange for a little piece of change. 280 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,525 No. No, for real. 281 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,485 Look, I got a chain of Wing and Things that I landed. 282 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,925 That's what I'm doing. I'm going around 283 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,082 hooking up wiring all over from here to San Diego. 284 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,764 Baby, I want to believe you... 285 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,561 but I can't keep uprooting this family... 286 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,445 in the middle of the night again. 287 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,125 I can't do that, okay? These kids need to trust me. 288 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,123 They need to believe that we're in a family... 289 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,690 that we're a unit, that they're secure. 290 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,361 - I don't feel that right now. - Babe, the kids do trust you. 291 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,925 They hate me, Carl. 292 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,445 The kids don't hate you. 293 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,125 No, they don't. You guys just need to get to know each other a little bit. 294 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,282 - I'm trying. - And I know that you're getting upset. 295 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,485 It's irritating you to see little Carl Jr... 296 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,642 running around here with a little Batman outfit... 297 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,484 with his little ass cheeks cut out. 298 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,483 - It's a vampire. - Okay, a vampire outfit. 299 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,801 And Allie's running around with Mr. Frosty... 300 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,485 - whoever the fuck he is. - His name is Freeze. 301 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,525 Yeah, I'ma freeze his ass. That's what I'ma do. 302 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,080 Please trust me on this. 303 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,965 - I have trusted you. - Well, keep trusting me, then. 304 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,925 We got the Wings and Things... 305 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,285 we got the house, we got the car. 306 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,045 Look, let's enjoy this. 307 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,565 - You living the life. - Okay. 308 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,404 I'm gonna believe you. 309 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,685 - Believe me. - Bye-bye. 310 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,842 Carl Black! 311 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,730 And you are Mexican and black. 312 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,208 - Carl, goodbye. - I'll be right back, all right? 313 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,244 We interrupt our program... 314 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,681 to bring you this important message. 315 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,285 As everyone knows, tonight is the Purge. 316 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,603 - Oh, my God. - And you know why we gotta purge. 317 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,045 First of all... 318 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,485 for all of you who keep thieving... 319 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,121 killing, selling drugs that we can't tax... 320 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,680 for all you who ain't paying your child support... 321 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,045 but just bought a brand-new Xbox and some Jordans. 322 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,441 I'm talking to bankers making a cool million... 323 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,204 each time you sneeze... 324 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,362 while the public can't afford to pay the mortgages... 325 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,124 that you sold them. 326 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,204 So tonight, as Americans... 327 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,565 we purge. 328 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,484 Hey, if you ain't done nothing wrong... 329 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,365 you got nothing to worry about. 330 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,405 Purge ain't about you. 331 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,482 It's about the rest of you. 332 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,164 And you know who you are. 333 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,686 Good thing we're in Beverly Hills. 334 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,402 Yeah. 335 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,240 Knock, knock. 336 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,281 Yeah! 337 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,842 They gonna love this back in Chicago. 338 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,725 Somebody's got to do it. 339 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,125 Yeah, we're in the money! 340 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,282 We got money! 341 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,725 Where'd you get all this money from? 342 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,802 - Damn, girl! - Hold on, hold on, girl. 343 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,644 - Hold on. - All right. 344 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,725 What? 345 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,365 Who is this? 346 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,765 Hey, girl, let me call you back. 347 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,565 You better call Freezee. You know he be tripping. 348 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,801 - All right. - Love you, girl. 349 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,085 All right, love you, too. Bye! 350 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,810 Bye! 351 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,040 This is some dumb shit. 352 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,885 Big Sean! 353 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,845 Oh, nigga, I thought you was Big Sean. 354 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,160 Freezee! 355 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,885 What are you doing here? You scared me half to death. 356 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,042 You know I couldn't be in Chicago without you, baby. 357 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,246 I'm rich. 358 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,522 If you say you're my friend, you're my friend! 359 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,364 Baby, stop. My dad! 360 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,204 Baby, how did you get here? 361 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,165 - You don't have a car. - Baby, with love like ours... 362 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,685 I don't need a car. I took the Greyhound. 363 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,922 - You took the Greyhound? - Three days and three nights... 364 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,082 just like Jesus Christ did in the desert with Moses... 365 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,401 Adam and Eve. "Holy-lujah." 366 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,446 Baby. 367 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,365 Oh, my God. If Dad catches you here... 368 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,925 you know he's gonna kill you. 369 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,162 Look, I'ma take my chances with your dad. 370 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,765 Matter of fact, it might be nice to see him. 371 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,921 - Pop him one time. - What? 372 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,570 - Call him "pop" one time. - Stop it. 373 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,762 - Pop that nigga one time. - Baby, stop it. 374 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,320 - Allie Black! - I've been going to church for you. 375 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,605 Well, then why did Keisha say... 376 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,842 you was with that thot Valerie last night, then? 377 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,604 - Keisha be talking bullshit! - Nah. 378 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,681 You can't be believing Keisha, man. 379 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,921 Baby, I love you. Look at me, look at me. 380 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,002 Repeat after me, baby. I... 381 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,885 - I. - Love. 382 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,605 - Love. - Sex. 383 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,045 I knew you wanted the D, baby. 384 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,849 - Let me get it one time from the back. - Allie! 385 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,205 Bet you didn't think I'd be participating tonight. 386 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,725 Purge? 387 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,445 They're still on that shit? 388 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,125 But your president is a man of the people. 389 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,363 And like you, I got the urge to purge. 390 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,405 Purge these nuts. 391 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,605 It's going down, y'all. 392 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,445 Jay Leno, you got a lot of cars. 393 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,085 Pick a fast one, motherfucker. 394 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,845 Allie, the TV's fucked up again. 395 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,885 Hey, nigga! Fuck you, nigga! 396 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,605 Shut the fuck up, nigga. 397 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,725 Hold on, you ain't gonna be treating me like no side bitch. 398 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,405 Baby, please, please. You're gonna get me in trouble! 399 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,765 - You're gonna get me in... - Allie! 400 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,320 Say, "Fuck you, Dad," and then make me a sandwich. 401 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,481 - Make me a sandwich. - Okay, I'll make you... 402 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,641 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 403 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,165 - Allie! - All right, Daddy, I'm coming! 404 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,565 All right, Daddy, fuck you! 405 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,564 - I said it in your voice. - Shut up! 406 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,722 Allie Black! 407 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,280 - What's up, Daddy? - Don't you hear me calling you? 408 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,005 I'm trying to... What are you doing? 409 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,845 - Nothing. - ...no place that you are safe. 410 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,205 I'm trying to get this TV working. 411 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,165 It's on some bullshit. 412 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,125 Well, dang, Daddy, ain't this what you do for a living? 413 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,565 Yeah, but I didn't wire this shit up. 414 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,921 Some white man wired this up. 415 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,843 This ain't nigga-rigged. 416 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,003 Hey, you know what would be great? Two birds with one stone? 417 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,162 If you could hide in Erik Estrada's house. 418 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,685 Everything on here is the Purge. 419 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,364 - I know. - You ain't gonna be able... 420 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,680 to watch nothing else today. 421 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,842 It's the government, the Purge. 422 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,684 All right, well, we ain't scared of no damn Purge. 423 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,524 - We're from Cook County. - What? 424 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,485 We grew up on food stamps. That's the Purge. 425 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,525 - Shit. - We know this life. 426 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,204 - First and 15. - What? 427 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,605 - Nigga. - Yeah. 428 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,523 - Fix the TV. - All right. 429 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,045 Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'ma be out there. 430 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,685 Let me get this call. 431 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,366 - So go do it now. - Hello? 432 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,284 I'm gonna take this for myself, bitch. 433 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,885 - He called me down here for nothing. - I live in Beverly Hills now. 434 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,008 I don't live in Chicago. 435 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,804 Locating enemy target. 436 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,960 Locating enemy target. 437 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,405 Target locked. 438 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,165 Carl's Jr., stop it! 439 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,561 Junior, you get that out of here! 440 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,002 Holy shit! 441 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,364 You know what? 442 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,602 Carl needs me. 443 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,081 He needs me to take all this. 444 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,925 Thank you. Just take all this little money. 445 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,129 And all this weed in the house. We got kids in here. 446 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,842 Cronut! 447 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,445 Freezee, you can't stay here. 448 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,851 - You... - What you mean? 449 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,042 - Look, you gotta go. - Where am I supposed to go? 450 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,963 I don't know, but you can't stay here, nigga. 451 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,690 - You gotta go. - It's sundown, baby. 452 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,961 I'll get my ass purged quick. 453 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,485 Baby, I've seen it. 454 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,723 - They purge niggas like me quick. - I don't wanna get you purged. 455 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,325 Well, then... I mean, what... 456 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,641 - Come on. - My dad, man. 457 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,041 I'll handle your dad. Let me stay. 458 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,202 Please let me stay. Come on. 459 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,044 Do it for us. Let me put the tip in. 460 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,605 Let me stay. Pick one or the other. 461 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,045 All right. Okay. 462 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,804 - Okay, I can smash? - No! 463 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,645 You can stay, but you... Baby, listen to me. 464 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,405 You have to be quiet. My dad don't play that shit. 465 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,845 Baby, you gotta be quiet 'cause you know when I lay it down... 466 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,163 - Okay, okay, okay. - Shut up. 467 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,083 45, 47. 468 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,201 - Carl? - What's up? 469 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,325 - We need to talk. - I thought we already talked. 470 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,687 - Where's the kids? - Cronut's disgusting. 471 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,085 - Cronut? - Allie and Carl's Jr. both hate me. 472 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,401 - I don't know what to do, Carl. - Come on, just have a seat. 473 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,084 Come on, come on, come on, relax. 474 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,685 Just talk to me. What is the deal? 475 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,885 I can't live in this house... 476 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,123 knowing that there is a man fully masturbating to me. 477 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,405 There's a tent coming up in his pants every time I'm around. 478 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,525 Okay, okay, look. Cronut, he been in jail. 479 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,204 He's been in prison. He's a little weird. 480 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,645 - But let me control that, okay? - When? 481 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,765 I'm gonna get ahold of his little ass. Relax. 482 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,045 Let me get the little leprechaun in my possession. 483 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,405 - Kick his ass out. - Look, I'ma go talk to Cronut... 484 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,045 and we're gonna have a family meeting. 485 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,804 We're gonna get together. Let's... 486 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,245 Let me handle it, okay? 487 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,243 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 488 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,685 - Thank you. - Okay, baby. 489 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,371 All right, let me go talk to Allie. 490 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,285 I gotta find a way to make this family work. 491 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,850 Shit. 492 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,605 Cronut! 493 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,770 Cronut. 494 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,124 Cronut. 495 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,288 Cronut. 496 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,805 Don't be playing around, Cronut. 497 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,362 Yeah, you see this? You see it? 498 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,925 You ride my mustache. 499 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,240 Ride my mustache. 500 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,641 Don't act like you don't... Don't act. 501 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,005 - What are you doing? - Come on, cuz. We cousins. 502 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,045 - Don't be scaring me like that. - I asked you to come out here, man... 503 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,565 and look at my SUV, man... 504 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,125 and change the oil. What the fuck is this? 505 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,964 I was trying to change the oil, man... 506 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,685 but the oil's so gooky and shit... 507 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,805 it's like dried-up nut. I can't do that. 508 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,565 I don't need no little shade tree mechanic running around here. 509 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,483 If you don't know what you're doing, take my shit to Midas. 510 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,605 I do know what I'm doing. 511 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,205 It's made me come up with great ideas. 512 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,965 - A great idea like what? - A million-dollar idea. 513 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,325 - A million-dollar idea? - Yeah. 514 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,164 - With brand-new SUV? - Brand-new? 515 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,525 It was brand-new when civil rights movement was going on. 516 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,925 It's a one owner. 517 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,885 One owner? Who was the one owner, Jesus? 518 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,566 Nah, man! A white lady had it in her garage... 519 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,444 - and never drove it. - Was it Driving Miss Daisy? 520 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,325 What's that little bolt right there? 521 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,525 - Which one? - Goddamn mouth. 522 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,001 - What's with you, bro? - Talking about my shit ain't brand-new. 523 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,242 - Man, you need counseling, bro. - You do, too. 524 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,765 No, I don't. You do, man. 525 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,965 'Cause I got great ideas. I'm trying to help you out... 526 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,565 make this situation better for both of us... 527 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,765 'cause I got this great idea. Let me tell you about it, man. 528 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,565 All right, hear me out, bro. 529 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,041 Here's what I'm thinking. These models are notorious... 530 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,322 for having electrical problems that start fire. 531 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,402 So what I'm thinking is speeding up the process. 532 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,562 That way, this bitch explodes... 533 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,482 - you feel what I'm saying? - Yeah. 534 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,085 If it explodes... 535 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,205 we get a new model, and a big settlement. 536 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,485 And if I get a big settlement, boom! 537 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,365 So you think you're gonna get a settlement for blowing up in this truck? 538 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,485 - If I'm in it. - You're gonna blow up? 539 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,721 I'm not gonna blow all the way up. 540 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,285 I'm not gonna die, that'd be stupid. 541 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,442 All I'm gonna do is just burn my whole front of my body. 542 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,685 Like you know how Kunta Kinte's back is? 543 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,205 That's how the front of my chest's gonna look... 544 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,601 Dumb as a box of fucking rocks. 545 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,005 You got a bad bitch now... 546 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,082 No, no, no, no. And speaking of a bad bitch... 547 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,525 stop fucking with my wife around here. 548 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,523 No, for real. Stop jacking off to her... 549 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,485 - stop watching her. - Who told you? They snitching on me? 550 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,971 No, she told me. You've been running around here... 551 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,645 with your little dinkle out and stuff. 552 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,445 - Cut it out! - Did she tell you she don't like you... 553 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,681 'cause you look like Lionel Richie? 554 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,165 I don't look like no fucking Lionel Richie. 555 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,205 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't look like Lionel Richie. 556 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,645 You gotta look at it from my point of view. 557 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,324 I've been locked up for two years now. 558 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,365 I know. I put money on your fucking books. 559 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,284 So I haven't seen nobody that fine... I ain't seen no woman. 560 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,245 - All I've been seeing is dick. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 561 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,965 Like, I mean, like, them niggas... 562 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,565 - Them niggas in jail got big-ass dicks. - I don't wanna hear that shit! 563 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,369 We in shower, they swinging dick everywhere. 564 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,205 Shit missed and bumped me in my elbow... 565 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,485 - and I was on the other side of the room. - Okay, enough. 566 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,325 Enough with other men. That too much. 567 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,525 Well, let me fuck your old lady. I won't talk about 'em no more. 568 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,565 What did I just say about you, Cronut? 569 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,881 You think it's a fucking game. Stop playing. 570 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,525 - All right. - We're having a family meeting... 571 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,885 in 10 minutes. 572 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,245 Get my truck, put back the fuck together... 573 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,641 - and get in there on the meeting. - All right. 574 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,165 Take that black curtain rod off your head. 575 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,730 - No, I got wave caps. - That ain't a wave cap. 576 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,605 - I'm trying to get waves. - Them is fingerprints in your head. 577 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,725 No, this is nice waves. 578 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,201 Yes, boss. I's-a getting to it. 579 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,245 Treat me like I'm a goddamn slave. 580 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,526 I'm your peoples! 581 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,280 Now, this is a family meeting for the Blacks. 582 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,286 Now, I'm a little upset... 583 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,004 that you guys haven't been appreciative... 584 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,764 of this big mansion that I put you in. 585 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,921 You know I'm grateful. 586 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,285 You don't get no more "gratefu-ker" than me. 587 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,091 Kids, I did all this, guys, for you. 588 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,123 Well, Daddy, we didn't ask for this. 589 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,845 - You need to get Ray Rice. - Carl, do you see... 590 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,205 - Cronut, shut the fuck up. - Yes, Your Highness. 591 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,245 I've been trying to get this Wings and Things account... 592 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,765 so that I can give you guys a better life... 593 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,965 so I can put some smiling faces on your face. 594 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,925 All right, how about a smile? 595 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,605 Listen, we are here to have a good time. 596 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,205 No iPhones, no iPads. 597 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,485 - What? - Put that shit down. 598 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,403 - We're rich... - Rich. 599 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,125 We're black, and we're going for a walk. 600 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,531 You guys couldn't even walk in Chicago... 601 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,050 - Let's go. - Listen to what the man's saying! 602 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,485 - You heard Father. - Let's go. 603 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,965 I got this. Oh, never mind. 604 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,724 I was just... 605 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,449 Damn, this is nice. 606 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,723 We gotta meet some friends around here. 607 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,202 Oh, no, no, no. 608 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,806 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Kim Kardashian. 609 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,922 Not in my neighborhood. 610 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,483 911. The janitor speaking. 611 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,404 Yeah, I'd like to report a suspicious black family in my gated community. 612 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,685 Give me your address... 613 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,921 They're just walking down the street. 614 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,325 Free for everyone to see. 615 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,801 They probably have weapons of mass destruction. 616 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,042 The little one looks like an evil overlord. 617 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,281 Can you please send someone, please? 618 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,010 Hello? Hello! 619 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,160 Babe, let's just go back to the house. 620 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,685 They don't wanna walk. 621 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,364 Come on, let's enjoy this. 622 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,681 We in Beverly Hills. Look how nice this neighborhood is. 623 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,364 Smell the fresh air. 624 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,124 It's nice, right? 625 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,362 - Oh, man, damn. - This is dumb. 626 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,085 Don't try to take my side either, okay... 627 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,685 because I still don't know you like that. 628 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,364 Hey, hey, hey, watch your mouth now. 629 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,044 Daddy, that's not my mother. 630 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,201 I don't have to listen to her. 631 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,123 My mother died, okay? That's just your wife. 632 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,804 - Okay, now... - That's just a side chick that made it. 633 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,644 You're gonna respect your elders now. 634 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,922 - Happy Purge, neighbor. - The fuck? 635 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,885 Baby, he's got a gun. 636 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,845 - Can I please go back in the house, Dad? - I'ma pop them legs now. 637 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,365 - Relax. - What? 638 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,044 That's why I got the switch. 639 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,805 - Welcome, Blacks! - Hey, hey, hey! 640 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,326 - Why you yelling? - Oh, you must excuse him. 641 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,920 He gets so excited when we get to meet new people. 642 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,561 Especially different people. 643 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,685 So welcome to our beautiful neighborhood. 644 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,242 - I am Jim Smith and... - That makes me Mary Smith. 645 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,164 And we are... the Smiths. 646 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,447 - We come bearing gifts. - I'll take that. 647 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,482 - You eat this? - Yeah. 648 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,722 It's little goodies from Williams and Sonoma. 649 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,565 - So it's food. - Never mind him. 650 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,765 - He's a little... - Yeah, special needs. 651 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,649 Oh, I get it. 652 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,485 She's got a brother that's got special needs, too. 653 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,765 It's okay, little fella. 654 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,842 - That's a nice little guy. - What the fuck? 655 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,366 Why are you rubbing him like a yorkie terrier? 656 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,205 He is such a stinker. 657 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,725 It's true, I am. 658 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,405 I did not get your names. 659 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,525 - You are...? - I'm Lorena. 660 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,284 - Lorena. Latina? - Yes. 661 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,325 - Un nombre bonito. - Mucho gracias. 662 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,805 Okay, that's a fucking 'nough, Bill. 663 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,445 - Come on, man, what are you doing? - Stop flirting, you. 664 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,645 All that neato Telemundo shit. 665 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,765 Why would you want that when you can have this? 666 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,965 Sweetie, you know I can't resist a beautiful face. 667 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,805 - Thank you. - You better put a leash on his ass. 668 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,565 And you are? 669 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,285 My name is Carl Black. 670 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:22,762 Don't Hate Wiring. You've probably seen, you know, yeah. 671 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,965 But I also own a new company now. 672 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,441 It's called Mandingo Plumbing... 673 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,284 'cause I lay pipe. 674 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,485 - Carl. Carl, stop. - I'd like to lay some on your fat ass. 675 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,125 - And I come right after it. - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 676 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,043 - Okay. - And look at this. 677 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,327 Are you a little black vampire? 678 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,482 - Stop it. - It's a little ironic... 679 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,040 that your name is Black... 680 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,083 - because you are... - Don't say it, bitch. 681 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,084 - Carl! - No, she know what she's doing. 682 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,400 You moved into the house... 683 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,125 at the end of Cherry Blossom, is that right? 684 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,325 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 685 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,725 Yeah, I'll bet you got a deal on that one. 686 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,724 I did... oh, we did get a good deal in it, yes. 687 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,002 - Why? - Well... 688 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,650 Let's just say the last owners... 689 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,125 left in a little bit of a hurry, mid-renovation. 690 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,085 What the fuck is mid-renovation? 691 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,844 They didn't survive the Purge. 692 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,684 But, you know, I'm sure... 693 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,245 That's the first warning. 694 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,645 - Yes. - Happy Purge, neighbors. 695 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,324 Happy Purge! 696 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,849 Okay, well... 697 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,643 here's dinner. 698 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,485 - What is that? - It's chicken. 699 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,244 What, you've never seen chicken, Allie? 700 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,205 - Are you sure? - The kitchen is brand-new. 701 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,601 There's all those knobs, and I didn't really know how to put the... 702 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,725 I understand. It looks good. 703 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,723 Yeah, it looks like a vampire chicken... 704 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,724 after the sun comes out. 705 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,447 That better be the sound for the club. 706 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,646 What's with this Purge bullshit, all right? 707 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,764 Oh, my God, Dad. You don't pay attention to anything. 708 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,320 Tonight's only the most dangerous night all year. 709 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,045 Yeah, people can get away with robbing, murdering... 710 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,361 whatever crime they want for 12 hours. 711 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,925 And the police can't do anything about it. 712 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,965 Okay, look. Enough with this Purge shit, all right? 713 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,365 It's a damn joke. 714 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,171 People don't purge in no damn neighborhood like this. 715 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,761 Shit, man, I just got out of prison and here you go with this fuckin' shit. 716 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,921 I didn't come out for this shit. 717 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,565 I'm too old for this shit, man. 718 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,845 - Shit. - Maybe it was just down the street. 719 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,605 Maybe we should board up the windows or something. 720 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,405 - Yeah. - Blacula. 721 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,605 Are you scared? 722 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,081 I thought you was the night of the walking dead. 723 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,445 I'm the living dead. 724 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,925 The walking dead are zombies. 725 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,965 I think Carl's Jr.'s right. We need to batten down the hatches. 726 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,202 - You know what I'm saying? - No, no, no, listen, guys. 727 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,284 I moved you guys to the safest zip code in the country, all right? 728 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,645 They don't purge in neighborhoods like this. 729 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,564 Back in Chicago, we couldn't even look out the windows, remember? 730 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,085 But at least we knew who was coming for us. 731 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,205 Now, we're safe. 732 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,485 This is protection. 733 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,961 This is first class living right here, all right? 734 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,566 We don't have to worry about all that crazy stuff. 735 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,163 Oh, shit, I'd rather be in jail getting fucked. 736 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,049 Fuck this shit. I ain't with this. 737 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,725 They're ready to kill all the blacks. 738 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,245 They are purging for blacks! 739 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,084 - They want the niggas! - Shut up! 740 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,562 Carl, we need to get everybody in the car right now... 741 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,005 and drive out of this crazy neighborhood right now! 742 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,645 Listen, listen, listen. Listen, everybody. 743 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,245 Listen, all right? 744 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,004 Now, we're gonna go to the panic room. 745 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,844 Relax. It's the purge... 746 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,161 but it ain't for us, okay? 747 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,685 - Okay. - All right, come on, let's go. 748 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,683 Let's move. Let's go. 749 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,724 I thought we weren't allowed to go out there! 750 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,529 We gotta go! 751 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,170 Thanks. 752 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,362 Does asbestos smell like weed? 753 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,165 'Cause if so, I smell it. 754 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,525 Shut up. 755 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,080 Nothing. You see anything? 756 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,205 Do you see anybody? 757 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,850 - No. - All right, then. 758 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,884 - What does this button do? - Stop touching stuff, Junior. 759 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,645 What? I didn't even do anything! 760 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,121 Ever since Mom died, I can't do anything right. 761 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,085 - Carl's Jr. - No. 762 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,725 Dad... 763 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,882 that was really messed up. 764 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,644 You know what? I'm going to my room. 765 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,884 And don't anyone come and check on me, okay? 766 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962 Not tonight. 767 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,963 They acting like Will Smith's kids now. 768 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,565 Carl, is she hiding something? 769 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,642 - She's spoiled. - I know. 770 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,245 All right, I'm gonna go check on them. 771 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,970 I'll leave you alone. 772 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,011 Carl's Jr! 773 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,565 Are we in a scene of Diff'rent Strokes? 774 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,880 'Cause that's what it feels right now. 775 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,285 You Mr. Drummond now. 776 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,085 Cuz, just relax, cuz. 777 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,565 They all know you got a lot of stuff on your mind. 778 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,445 But you know what'll ease that? 779 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,085 Smoke a little ganja. 780 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,369 I got ya. I'm gonna roll up. 781 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,441 Freezee! 782 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,169 You're hot, nigga. 783 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,251 - Not if I kill 'em first. - Who that? 784 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,441 What? 785 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,284 You gotta go. Who is it? 786 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,765 - Lorena. - Oh, shit. 787 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,285 My dick hard. Let me just finish real quick. 788 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,169 Go in my bathroom. 789 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,841 Coming! 790 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,885 - What do you want? - Well, I wanna talk to you. 791 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,121 - Are you coming in my room now? - Yeah. 792 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,611 - What are you doing? - What's going on? 793 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,005 - Okay... - What are you doing? 794 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,003 What do you want? 795 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,162 I don't want anything. I just... 796 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,725 Allie, listen. 797 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,484 I just wanted to come talk to you... 798 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,765 because I am really not happy... 799 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,565 with all this fighting that's going on between us. 800 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,244 I know I'm not your mother. 801 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,485 - I don't want you to be my mother. - Trust me, I'm not. 802 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,925 And I will never be your mother... 803 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,162 but I want us to at least try and be friends. 804 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,720 I don't like all this fighting that's going on. 805 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,804 It's... It's uncomfortable. 806 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,445 - Okay. - Okay, good. 807 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,085 Look, I brought you a little gift... 808 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,161 a little peace offering. 809 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,480 You brought me something? 810 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,005 My mom gave it to me. 811 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,485 Oh, 'cause you don't got no money. 812 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,325 It's a necklace of the Virgin Mary... 813 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,402 and now I'm giving it to you to protect you tonight... 814 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,445 for this so-called Purge. 815 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,325 - Thanks. - You like it? 816 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,965 Yeah. 817 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,724 Okay, how about a thank-you hug? 818 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,326 - Okay. - Okay, come here. 819 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,283 It's a hug, Allie. 820 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,801 - God! - Okay. 821 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,845 - Okay, goodbye. - All right. 822 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,400 Bye! Thank you. Bye. 823 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,685 I'm gonna go talk to your brother. 824 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,922 All right. Okay. 825 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,285 What are you doing? 826 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,685 - I'm coming! - What are you doing? 827 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,683 Look at how you live. 828 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,762 Oh, my God! 829 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,842 Yo, man. 830 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,440 It's never fucking enough. 831 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,727 Man, it's hard trying to please this girl... 832 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,923 my family, my cousin, my friends. 833 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,285 I'll tell you right now... 834 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,885 I ain't one of them 'cause I'm proud of you, cuz. 835 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,531 - Yeah? - With the Wings and Things shit, man. 836 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,722 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shit, when I was locked up, cuz... 837 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,165 the only thing I could think about was getting out of Chicago... 838 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,565 and look at us now. 839 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,041 Beverly Hills! Nigga, we made it. 840 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,565 You got all types of shit. 841 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,325 Look at all these lions, tigers, and bears, oh, my! 842 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,725 - Yeah. - For real, nigga... 843 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,723 like, are we on "Animal Planet" in this motherfucker? 844 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,404 You ever watch that channel? Them motherfuckers be... 845 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,164 You killed all this yourself? 846 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,365 You're doing your thing, man, but for real, cuz... 847 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,565 I'm telling you, man, like... 848 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,165 you got me out of this shit. 849 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,163 Like, when I grew up, only thing, you know... 850 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,445 all I've been doing was robbing, stealing, cheating. 851 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,443 Now I ain't gotta do none of that shit no more. 852 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,205 And I know, I know your family tripping off me and everything... 853 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,325 but let me tell you something. They'll get over it. 854 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,323 The best thing about it... 855 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,528 we 3,000 miles away in Beverly Hills... 856 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,085 from Key Flo's crazy ass. 857 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,322 I do not wanna be around that nigga. 858 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,205 - That nigga is... - Excuse me. Back up. 859 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,850 Key Flo's out? 860 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,085 Yeah, you ain't know that? 861 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,601 I thought he had about five or six years. 862 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,885 Nope, that nigga's good and out now. 863 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,445 He killing all the witnesses now. 864 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,204 For real, like, he is killing them. 865 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,362 But the crazy part about it... 866 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,085 is the police never found the money... 867 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,445 or they didn't find the weed. 868 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,444 He killed all the witnesses. 869 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,245 Killed them all, man. 870 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,125 You remember that grandma that told on him? 871 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,525 Bitch dead. 872 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,443 Then he killed this preacher. 873 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,045 This preacher was sitting there riding on a bicycle. 874 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,964 - He shot her 72 times. - All right, shut the fuck up, man! 875 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,325 I'm trying to tell you a story. 876 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,641 Fuck Key Flo! 877 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,881 All right? 878 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,200 Why? You nervous? 879 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,485 You you should know... 880 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,324 Weren't you with him the day... 881 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,645 the day he got locked up? 882 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,925 You was with him, right? 883 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,565 'Cause you were doing some installation on... 884 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,801 No! 885 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,882 I'm just saying, I mean... 886 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,200 you're good, though. 887 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,441 We're out here in Beverly Hills. 888 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,170 Ain't nobody gonna fuck with us. 889 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,325 You act like you're with him or something. 890 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,965 Look, I feel, I feel Key Flo... 891 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,605 'cause if that was my shit... 892 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,325 nigga's gotta die. D-E-D. 893 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,125 Die. Dead. 894 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,245 Finito. 895 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,005 Killing everything. Women, kids, grandma. 896 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,805 Lions, tigers, all this shit. 897 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,245 Nigga gotta die. 898 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,685 Nigga's got... It's karma, bro. 899 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,125 If you're gonna take something from somebody... 900 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,690 - then he's gonna... - I gotta go. 901 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,442 Spit all on the weed. 902 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,523 Carl's Junior? 903 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,165 - Hey, Lorena. - Hey. 904 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,685 Oh, this looks cool. 905 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,205 Thanks. It's my vampire lair. 906 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,045 I see that. What are you doing? 907 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,930 I would tell you, but I fear the NSA will implicate you. 908 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,645 I completely get it. 909 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,245 I get it. 910 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,004 Are you doing okay? 911 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,285 Yeah, it's just that Dad's always yelling at me. 912 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,284 - And he just makes me mad sometimes. - You wanna talk about it? 913 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,885 You don't have to be nice to me. 914 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,122 What do you mean "have to"? 915 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,884 I know I'm a weirdo. 916 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,405 My real mom could barely stand to be around me. 917 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,045 She have birth to me. All you did was marry my dad. 918 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,565 Okay, listen. Your mom loved you. 919 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,605 I promise you she loved you. 920 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,885 And I, believe it or not... 921 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,405 can totally stand to be around you. 922 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,685 - Really? - Yeah. 923 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,364 Well, most of the time. 924 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,085 - Thanks, Lorena. - All right, listen. 925 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,125 We have a deal, okay? You don't hide anymore. 926 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,361 We're gonna stick together. 927 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,885 We're gonna be a team, okay? 928 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,724 - Okay. - All right. 929 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,081 Oh, my God! 930 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,527 Where's my lighter at? 931 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,685 - Hey. - You got another one of these? 932 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,250 This motherfucker here don't seem like it wants to work. 933 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,085 Where'd you get that at? 934 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,445 Where'd I get it from? 935 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,885 Yeah, where'd you get my shit at? 936 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,925 Nigga, I see you have a whole life's supply of this shit... 937 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,764 so I figured I'd help myself, cuz. 938 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,365 What the fuck you talking about? 939 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,008 Oh, God. 940 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,804 No. 941 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,485 What was that? 942 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,927 - What was that? - I don't know. 943 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,445 Where's the money at? 944 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,325 Is that my dad? 945 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,084 Let's go see what your crazy father's doing... 946 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,162 - with Cronut. - Cronut. 947 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,805 'Cause I didn't know if the Purge was gonna come in here. 948 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,121 I brought you out here. You're disrespecting my kids. 949 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,804 - Man, come on. - Messing with my wife. 950 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,365 - Come on, bro. - You're threatening them. 951 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,408 - Who would threaten... - You did! You did! 952 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,443 - Get out of here. Get out of here. - Hey, stop. 953 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,645 Hey, you ain't gonna hit me no more... 954 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,445 with that goddamn bat. 955 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,485 You know I did the two years. I die by mine. 956 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,125 Know that. Don't hit me no more. 957 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,765 - Okay, well, know this. - What? 958 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,241 Some kids need their ass spanked... 959 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,924 I think it's the Purge. 960 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,125 I wasn't gonna fuck your old lady. 961 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,245 Boy, ain't no purge happening in Beverly Hills. 962 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,163 What's that mean? 963 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,645 You know what? I'm just gonna check it out. 964 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,484 - Just stay here, okay? - ...I'm sorry! 965 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,244 - Just don't move. - Okay. 966 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,570 Time to die, everyone. Movie over. 967 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,605 They're gonna purge me, Carl! 968 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,645 Daddy? Daddy! 969 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,484 - ...you're gonna be sorry! - Get your ass out of here. 970 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,605 - Dad! - Carl, that is your family out there. 971 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,001 - Fuck him! - But tonight's the Purge! 972 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,645 You put out Cronut again? 973 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,445 Yeah, I kicked Cronut's ass out of here. 974 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,124 Y'all gonna defend a damn dude... 975 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,321 - that just got out of prison? - What? 976 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,285 Let him do some time in Beverly Hills. 977 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,011 - He's gonna die out there. - I don't give a fuck if he dies. 978 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,845 - R-I-P, Cronut. - Cronut needs to be inside with us. 979 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,922 It's the Purge! They're crazy. 980 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,042 - Let him back in the house. He's family! - Move, bitch! 981 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,005 Yeah! What's up? 982 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,730 Yo, what's up, Mr. Frosty? 983 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,002 It's Freezee, nigga! I'm sick and tired of you. 984 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,045 - What you doing in my house? - What I was up here doing? 985 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,282 I was making sweet love to your daughter... 986 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,325 making you a grandkid. 987 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,885 With no protection. 988 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,440 John Witherspoon-looking little motherfucker. 989 00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,800 - I'm coming up here. - Purge on this nigga! 990 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,883 - Run! - Bitch! 991 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,685 You ready for the Purge? 992 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,161 Allie, what you doing up there with that boy? 993 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,322 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna purge this nigga. 994 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,131 - Why? He's my family. Stop! - Shut up! 995 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,725 I'm doing it for you. 996 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,205 I thought you said you loved me. 997 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,204 - I love you. Watch this. - That's my family! 998 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,485 - Shut up, bitch! - Daddy, run! 999 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,324 Hey, bitch! Shut up! 1000 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,045 - You shut up! - Shut up! 1001 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,804 - No, you shut up! - Shut up! 1002 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,325 - Bitch. - Freezee! 1003 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,164 - Bitch, I'm crazy. - Stop! 1004 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,085 I done... with you. 1005 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,285 I knew it. I knew you was crazy! 1006 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,245 - Fuck you, Mr. Freeze. - No! Daddy, hide! 1007 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,766 Put the gun down! 1008 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,685 - I'm in the studio, bitch! - Why you doing this? 1009 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,684 You told me I was your trap queen! 1010 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,091 Oh, shit! 1011 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,445 Fuck. Daddy! 1012 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,363 I think I killed him! 1013 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,405 Oh, my God. Carl, we're going to jail. 1014 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,365 No. Allie, you're going to jail. 1015 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,245 I don't wanna go to jail! 1016 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,965 - Look what you did. - You told me I was your trap queen! 1017 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,245 - Freezee. - Oh, shit. 1018 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,288 - Damn. - Carl, touch him. 1019 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,722 All right, we got a dead nigga in the house. 1020 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,802 - Oh, Carl. - Okay, now listen. 1021 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,685 I watched First 48. We gotta wipe this house down. 1022 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,885 - First 48? - First 48. 1023 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,247 We gotta make sure ain't no more black people around here... 1024 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,965 - 'cause they will snitch. - Wait, it's the Purge, okay? 1025 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,724 It doesn't... we're not gonna get in trouble, remember? 1026 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,605 Yeah, but they'll charge me. 1027 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,325 Carl, no. Don't touch him. 1028 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,402 - That makes it worse. - I don't wanna touch him either. 1029 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,847 - Carl. - Roll up, roll his ass up. 1030 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,165 - Come on. - Oh, no! 1031 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,005 - How are we gonna... - I don't wanna touch him! 1032 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,570 Shut the fuck up. 1033 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,402 Oh, God. 1034 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,003 Carl, who is that? 1035 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,250 Dad, who is that? 1036 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,045 - He's got a chainsaw. - Who is that? 1037 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,521 It's Donald Trump. 1038 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,569 I'm just kidding. It's been a while. 1039 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,405 Go to the panic room. 1040 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,005 I heard you. 1041 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,762 - Let's go. - CJ, come on. 1042 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,684 Hello, Carl. 1043 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,201 Or should I call you Mr. Black? 1044 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,441 How do you know my name? 1045 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,124 We know how you can afford... 1046 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,685 to live in this neighborhood... 1047 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,885 - and you're not welcome. - You've been Googling my ass? 1048 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,644 You're not wanted here, Carl. 1049 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,925 We enjoy watching your kind on the football field... 1050 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,970 the basketball courts, and the boxing ring. 1051 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,684 But we pay for cable TV... 1052 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,565 to see you on our television... 1053 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,644 not to live in our neighborhood. 1054 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,085 Daddy, I'm scared. 1055 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,645 It's a matter of time... 1056 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,200 before your wife starts to braid hair... 1057 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,725 like Allen Iverson! 1058 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,405 Why does he still have the braids? 1059 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,687 We like Allen Iverson's braids. 1060 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,845 - Yeah. - We do. 1061 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,485 Mr. Black... 1062 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,525 it's a matter of time... 1063 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,604 before our wives want to sleep with you. 1064 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,968 And I do not want you destroying my wife's guts. 1065 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,685 So I must destroy you. 1066 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,524 You think I'm scared of you? 1067 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,922 We don't want a nigga. 1068 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,684 - What? - What? 1069 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,364 You out of your mind? 1070 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,521 - Too much? - Yeah! 1071 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,284 - What the hell are you thinking? - Way too much. 1072 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,645 Sorry about that, Carl. 1073 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,285 Nah, fuck all that. 1074 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,765 No, no, don't be sorry. 1075 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,763 Your ass is grass for saying that. 1076 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,445 That's on me. I really wanna apologize for that. 1077 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,124 So everything else I meant. 1078 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,727 That last part I didn't, so sorry about that. 1079 00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,965 Don't... that ain't... 1080 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,925 - Put the... - Dude, just let... 1081 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,321 You wanna be sorry? Get out my motherfucking house. 1082 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,285 Tonight, you're being purged for being a liar, Carl Black... 1083 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,965 - and I'm coming in there! - You can't get in here! 1084 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,962 - Yeah. - Watch, bitch. 1085 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,804 It's protected by Viper! 1086 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,245 I'm going to cut the power now, Mr. Black. 1087 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,925 So it's going to be harder to see you and your family. 1088 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,645 Maybe if you smile... 1089 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,451 it would help us find you in the dark. 1090 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,405 Fuck. 1091 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,890 Fuck. 1092 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,163 Jesus. My power tool has run out of gas. 1093 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,004 What are the chances? 1094 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,445 I'll be back, Mr. Black. 1095 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,325 Why is my power tool out of gas? 1096 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,801 The Purge is the same time every year, you two imbeciles. 1097 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,683 - I'm scared of the dark. - What? 1098 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,001 How are you a vampire and scared of the dark? 1099 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,805 Vampires are scared of the dark sometimes. 1100 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,962 It's just a little thing that goes on. 1101 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,122 Don't worry about it. We're on lockdown. 1102 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,645 They can't do nothing to us. 1103 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,165 They killed the power. 1104 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,161 Up with y'all? 1105 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,760 What the hell? Where'd you come from? 1106 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,805 - I came through the back. - The back? 1107 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,085 What the hell you mean you came through the back? 1108 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,083 - We on lockdown! - Clearly, we're not. 1109 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,365 Man, you got a lot of broke windows out there in the back. 1110 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,645 You need to get that shit checked. 1111 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,563 You ain't check that shit on Zillow before you bought this shit? 1112 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,484 Look, if that window's open... 1113 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,205 who knows what else is open. 1114 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,964 You go check out the front... 1115 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,201 and I'ma go check out the back. 1116 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,044 Wait, wait, wait, black people don't split up. 1117 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,645 - Yeah. - We gotta split up tonight. 1118 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,205 Girls, y'all stay here. 1119 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,964 Come on, let's do it. 1120 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,444 All right, guys, listen... 1121 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,085 we're gonna be fine as long as we stay together. 1122 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,208 I can't take this anymore. I have to go. 1123 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,129 - Carl's Jr! - God! 1124 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,803 The Purge is on, motherfuckers! 1125 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,050 - Who's there? - Welcome to the neighborhood, Blacks! 1126 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,802 Hey, hey! They're upstairs! 1127 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,644 It's gonna be okay. 1128 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,768 Dark is just the opposite of light. 1129 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,005 I don't play that shit. 1130 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,285 You think you're gonna run me out of this nice-ass house? 1131 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,283 I'm from the hood. Can't nothing fuck with me. 1132 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,601 Once you go black, you die! 1133 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,887 Bitch, this is not a game. 1134 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:58,085 Shut the fucking door around here, shit. 1135 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,969 Bitch-ass! 1136 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,723 Bad night to be a lyin', thievin' runaway. 1137 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,685 Key Flo... 1138 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,046 what you doin' in L.A., baby? 1139 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,603 Crazy shit goin' on out there tonight, Carl. 1140 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,325 You scared, Carl? 1141 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,525 No, I ain't scared. 1142 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,523 I'm just doing some dishes for my family. 1143 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,125 Fuck am I scared, be scared of? 1144 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,725 You look real good, Carl. 1145 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,564 I appreciate it. I been drinking my water... 1146 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,165 eating cantaloupes, watermelons. 1147 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,844 Real good, like a scoop of... 1148 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,725 - What the fuck is that? - ...chocolate ice cream. 1149 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,845 You know chocolate's my favorite, man. 1150 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,245 Well, I'm mocha brown. 1151 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,845 Damn, I heard you just got out too, man. You look good. 1152 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,285 They said you was just rollin' around the neighborhood, man... 1153 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,010 and decided you want to stop in my kitchen. 1154 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,205 - Yeah, to your kitchen. - Yeah. 1155 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,725 Looks pretty good, marble tables... 1156 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,685 - Since we old friends, I need to know... - Oh, shit. 1157 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,603 How much a place like this costs. 1158 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,605 Man, you know this ain't really, like, a real mansion. 1159 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,523 - Really? - Yeah. 1160 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,565 Whatever you paid, it had to be steep. 1161 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,605 I got some financial backers, man. 1162 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,002 Financial backers? Maybe like Bank Key Flo. 1163 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,241 Remember that? 1164 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,365 You forgot about how you left Chicago? 1165 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,805 With a whole lot of money and a whole lot of drugs... 1166 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,370 that didn't belong to you. 1167 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,205 I'm not even gonna bring up the shit you stole... 1168 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,044 - besides that, you know. - What did I take? 1169 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,725 - A space heater. - I didn't take no damn space heater. 1170 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,802 Nigga, you took my space heater, nigga! 1171 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,721 That's right. 1172 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,804 You took my toilet seat with the dollar bills on it. 1173 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,008 - A toilet seat? - You know what the fuck I'm talking about! 1174 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,765 I don't even like toilet seats! 1175 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,245 That's one thing about me. 1176 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,725 Guess what? 1177 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,885 You gonna get my money and my dope back. 1178 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,768 Tonight. 1179 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,564 Why are you so angry? 1180 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,404 Nigga, you don't need to worry about all that. 1181 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,403 - You know what you need to worry about? - What? 1182 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,085 Is that tonight, I can kill you for free. 1183 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,844 - For free? - For free. 1184 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,805 Won't go back to jail. You'll just be smoked, nigga. 1185 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,605 Off the count. You know what I'm saying? 1186 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,082 You're gonna give me all my shit back... tonight. 1187 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,845 How did you get out here, on Southwest? 1188 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,605 I know you's a funny nigga and all that... 1189 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,842 but I ain't in the mood for no jokes right now. 1190 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,402 I know it, and I'm trying to make sure that me and you don't fall out. 1191 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,124 I'm gonna give you your money back. 1192 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,202 I got some Mexicans that's gonna come in town. 1193 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,005 They bringing a hundred of them things in here. 1194 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,365 - I'm their connect. - Who's your connect, nigga? 1195 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,240 I will cut your fucking goatee off, nigga! 1196 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,605 - Please, don't. - This not a fucking game. 1197 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,205 This is real. This is real, nigga. 1198 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,805 You gonna give me all of mine tonight. 1199 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,644 And if you don't give me mine... 1200 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,685 I'ma have to add some more colors to my flashy track suit. 1201 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,045 Yeah, maybe some red or some brown. 1202 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,085 Whoever let you walk out the house with that jacket is not your friend. 1203 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,288 Nigga! This ain't the time for your goddamn... 1204 00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,645 I want my money and my dope, nigga. 1205 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,881 Tonight. 1206 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,282 You wrong, man, 'cause you got busted. 1207 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,325 When the police came looking for you, you left... 1208 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,885 and that's when I took the stuff. 1209 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,724 The police was gonna get it anyway. 1210 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,125 - Hey, baby. - Carl, you lied to me. 1211 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,005 Baby, not right now. Come on. 1212 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,401 You have this man in here with a gun... 1213 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,365 about to purge us, and you're lying? 1214 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,771 No, I didn't, I didn't... 1215 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,365 Look, I can't explain it to you right now... 1216 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,165 but I'll explain it to you later, all right? 1217 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,844 Can't catch a break tonight, can you, Carl? 1218 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,565 - Daddy, help me! - I think that's Allie. 1219 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,564 That's my daughter right there, man, they gonna purge me! 1220 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,525 I'm purging you, nigga! 1221 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,565 - There is no "they." - Look, man, let me tell you something... 1222 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,365 I don't know who the fuck you think I am... 1223 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,169 - but I ain't gonna stand for this! - Shit! 1224 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,441 Bitch-ass. 1225 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,205 Key Flo? 1226 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,725 Key Flo? Key Flo? 1227 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,089 Key Flo, you cool? Key Flo? 1228 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,565 Bitch, you thought I was gone? 1229 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,607 Duck, duck, goose, motherfucker. 1230 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,765 Carl Black, bring your bitch-ass out here. 1231 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,320 You are light-skinned. All light-skinned niggas are bitches. 1232 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,721 You can't hide! 1233 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,167 Lady on my chain, please don't let them... 1234 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,565 Daddy, they purgin' us! 1235 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,608 Daddy... 1236 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,805 You freakin' republican! 1237 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,884 Please! Please don't hurt me! 1238 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,007 Please! 1239 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,645 - Who are you? - You missed. 1240 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,205 - Who are you? - Bitch. 1241 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,521 - What do you want? - Cut it out. 1242 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,925 Dennis Strahan. 1243 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,565 But you might know me by another name... 1244 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,765 Visa. 1245 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,763 - Visa? - That's right. 1246 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,285 And I'm here for Carl Black. 1247 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,045 Your deadbeat dad has multiple cards under multiple names... 1248 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,485 buying iPads he can't afford. I see the Louboutin receipts! 1249 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,605 Well, can't he just take out a loan, or layaway... 1250 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,325 Too late for that. The bigwigs decided. 1251 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,925 I'm here to take the Black family off the books. 1252 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,285 Tonight! 1253 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,362 - Where is he? - I don't know! 1254 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,442 - Yes, you do, little girl. - No, I don't! 1255 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,925 And I'm gonna find him! 1256 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,889 Your account is canceled, bitch! 1257 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,965 Surprise! 1258 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,486 Shut up! Don't you call my girl a bitch! 1259 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,324 Fuck you! 1260 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,045 You people are all the same. 1261 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,043 You want the best brand names... 1262 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,640 but do you want to work for it? No! 1263 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:51,405 Well, guess what? We're the credit card company... 1264 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,563 and we own your ass! 1265 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,565 Get off of her. 1266 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,721 Get off of her! 1267 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,405 Is he dead? 1268 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,608 I think we killed him. 1269 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,643 Take that, motherfucker! Yeah! 1270 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,165 Piece of shit! 1271 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,685 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1272 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,242 Come to papa. 1273 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,965 I'm coming for you, storm troopers. 1274 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,522 Carl, stop playing that. 1275 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,967 They purgin', bro. 1276 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,285 Are you okay? 1277 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,245 No! 1278 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,525 I thought you said we were safe in Beverly Hills. 1279 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,725 Your father told me the same thing, okay? 1280 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,802 Okay. 1281 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,723 Allie, did you hear that? 1282 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,805 - Daddy! - Fuck! What y'all doing over here? 1283 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,285 You lied to us. 1284 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,930 Look, we're gonna talk about that later, all right? 1285 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,122 - When? - Don't start that shit right now. 1286 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,165 - I can't stand you. - Stop it! 1287 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,125 Listen, if anything happens to me... 1288 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,565 - I love y'all. - Stop that shit right now. 1289 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,205 You can't hide forever! 1290 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,124 - Look, they purgin', all right? - She killed somebody. 1291 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,005 - I did! - I killed a motherfucker, too! 1292 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,242 Listen, where's Carl's Jr? 1293 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,322 - We don't know, he's hiding. - Go find him, Carl. 1294 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,605 Oh, man, that's my only son. 1295 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,045 - Please get us out of here. - Isn't this more fun than our anniversary? 1296 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,885 - We've gotta go find Carl. - Let's go. Come on. 1297 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,925 - Carl, be careful. - Come out to play, Webster. 1298 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,205 - I ain't fuckin' scared. - What you talkin' about, Willis? 1299 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,841 - I'm scared. - I'm the man of the fuckin' house. 1300 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,445 If the tall one looks like O.J., I'm gettin' him! 1301 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,443 I don't wanna die. 1302 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,522 - I love you. - Don't hold my fuckin' arm so tight. 1303 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,364 I'm sorry! 1304 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,885 - Carl. - Go kill it. 1305 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,122 Okay, come on, come on. 1306 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,204 I'ma blow that do-rag right off 50 Cent. 1307 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,485 Slow down, Carl. 1308 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,801 See anything? 1309 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,802 - What's wrong, son? - Come here, Carl. 1310 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,445 Carl's Jr, come here. 1311 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,249 Boy, get your ass over here. 1312 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,921 Goddamn! 1313 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,402 What the fuck? 1314 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,121 Tonight is the Purge, Carl Black. 1315 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,965 Wait, where... Where I know you from? 1316 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,925 Carl Black, you know me. 1317 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,411 You better let my son go! 1318 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,085 Not tonight, Carl. 1319 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,767 Not tonight. You have to pay your debt tonight. 1320 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,524 - Where do I know you from? - Got a real short memory, Carl. 1321 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,523 - Where do I know you from? - Shit. 1322 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,284 I'm James Clown... 1323 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,125 from Clowny Bouncing House and Party Rentals. 1324 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,441 - You know me. - Oh, yeah, I remember you. 1325 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,045 You were at my 10th birthday party. 1326 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,849 - That was a really good one, right? - Yeah! 1327 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,325 I really enjoyed that one, too. They don't give parties like that anymore. 1328 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,885 But still! 1329 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,200 Nigga, you talkin' about the jumpy houses? 1330 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,204 Yeah, I'm talkin' about the jumpy houses that you rented and never paid me... 1331 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,611 and had me there all day. 1332 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,961 - I think I do remember this. - Yes, you remember me... 1333 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,202 and tonight you gonna pay with your narrow ass. 1334 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,365 You got the bouncy house, 1335 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,720 you got the card trick. 1336 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,963 You got the Platinum Party Package deal. 1337 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,445 Yes, you got it all, and you never paid. 1338 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,645 I got the Platinum Party Package Deal? 1339 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,121 You know you got it, Carl Black... 1340 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,725 and then you gave me this fake number... 1341 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,165 to call you for an invoice, and there was nothing. 1342 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,483 Let me tell you something, James Clown from the jumpies. 1343 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,402 I don't give a fuck where you from. 1344 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,403 That's my motherfucking son... 1345 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,125 and I'd die for his ass. 1346 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,325 - Really? - Really. 1347 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,731 Leg shot! 1348 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,004 - I got fired because of you. - No, no you didn't. 1349 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,405 You should have had the damn party... 1350 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,403 on the first or the 15th of the month, that's what. 1351 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,802 Goddamn rotten little kids of yours. They threw pies at me. 1352 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,085 I don't know where they get those goddamn pies. 1353 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,084 - Yeah, they ain't worth a damn. - I never seen a pit bull with a perm. 1354 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,605 Your mother's so ugly, when she turns around... 1355 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,285 she make Right Guard make a left, and make Secret a rumor, motherfucker. 1356 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,443 Hey, man, your breath smell like adult toys. 1357 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,760 Motherfucker! 1358 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,285 I want my money! 1359 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,045 Give me my money now, Carl Black. 1360 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,845 Take your motherfucking hands off my motherfucking cousin, clown. 1361 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,524 Don't make me make you my bitch, nigga. 1362 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,682 You better recognize and realize. Better not touch my dog. 1363 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,325 Turn around right now and tell him you sorry... 1364 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,765 or I'll beat your motherfucking ass. 1365 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,645 I ain't scared to go back to jail, nigga. I already did two years, nigga. 1366 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:09,122 I know my number by heart. 643586 something, nigga. 1367 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,964 - Tell him them numbers. - Fuck's wrong with you? 1368 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,610 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Leg shot. 1369 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,565 I ain't even feel it. I ain't even feel it. 1370 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,405 Give me my money, you dumb son of a bitch. 1371 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,845 You still got pieces of ear in your teeth. 1372 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,685 You're a low-down, sucker, fucker, fake... 1373 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,044 I'm gonna drill your big-ass head. 1374 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,646 No one messes with Cronut's family! 1375 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,410 You hear me? 1376 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,522 Oh, my God, you killed him! 1377 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,523 - He's dead. - Oh, my gosh! 1378 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,885 - Oh, man. - Shit. They gonna take me back to jail. 1379 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,361 - I killed him. - You done killed Venus Williams. 1380 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,408 They gonna take me back to jail, Carl! 1381 00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,365 - Shit. - Cronut! 1382 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,841 We gotta get out of this house. Come on. 1383 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,604 Told you! 1384 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,765 Who can I snitch on this time? 1385 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,645 Oh, shit! 1386 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,365 Carl Black? 1387 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,204 Where you at? 1388 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,566 Where's the keys to the car? 1389 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,011 They're right there on that table. 1390 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,645 Got get 'em. 1391 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,845 Come on, Carl, man. I just killed somebody, man. 1392 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,205 I'm tired, man. 1393 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,725 All that shit you was talking? 1394 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,245 Carl Black? Are you dead, motherfucker? 1395 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,641 Let me protect them. I'll protect them. 1396 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,167 - You go and get 'em. - Yeah! Somebody gonna get purged tonight! 1397 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,284 I got them. I got them. You go get him. 1398 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,645 Be careful, Daddy. Be careful. 1399 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:52,565 You stole that money and ran off to California like I couldn't find you! 1400 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,883 You took Key Flo's money, and I need it back. 1401 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,001 I need that money back... 1402 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,731 I know you was wondering who was coming down that chimney. 1403 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,645 It ain't Santa Claus, bitch. 1404 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,802 Ho, ho, merry Christmas. 1405 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,765 I'm about to give you peace on Earth... 1406 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,684 'cause I got the pieces right here, motherfucker. 1407 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,125 I came down your chimney, I had to hold my breath. 1408 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,925 All the way down, and do you know how long I had to hold my stomach in... 1409 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,805 to get through that motherfucker? 1410 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,765 Up on the rooftop Click, click, click 1411 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:30,605 I'm 'bout to shoot off Carl Black's dick 1412 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,565 Where you at, bitch? 1413 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,005 - Where you at? - I don't even know you, man. 1414 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,208 I see you, motherfucker. 1415 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,845 Remember me? I'm your parole officer, bitch... 1416 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,965 and I'm your P.O... 1417 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,645 who is pissed the fuck off. 1418 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,210 Fuck you! 1419 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,968 - Y'all run! - You stole from Key Flo. 1420 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,002 Your mama snitched on you. 1421 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,805 It's easy to get something out of your mama... 1422 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,089 when I gave her some Hennessey and some of this dick! 1423 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,805 If I throw a cheeseburger on the ground... 1424 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,087 you've got to make a decision, big boy! 1425 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,447 I got the keys, fat motherfucker. 1426 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,205 Fuck you callin' me fat? 1427 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,125 Yeah, I was just playing with you, Carl Black. 1428 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,841 Thinking about sending your punk ass to jail, make you somebody's bitch. 1429 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,604 You my bitch! 1430 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,325 Now I got these infrared beams out, pimp... 1431 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,641 and they never miss. 1432 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,925 Hey, Carl Black, consider your ass... 1433 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,843 purged! 1434 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,322 I thought he shot me. 1435 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,364 Shit. It's a fuckin' cardboard box. 1436 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,681 What the fuck? 1437 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,771 God is good. 1438 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,045 Precious is dead down here! 1439 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,245 We killed Shamu! 1440 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,243 Carl Black, you punk bitch... 1441 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,288 I told you I'd be back. 1442 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,964 Nigga, where are you? I will fuck your wife. 1443 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,321 Daddy! 1444 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,805 - Carl! - Take that thing off. 1445 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,484 They tried to kill me downstairs. 1446 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,767 - They're trying to kill all of us, man. - For real. 1447 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,525 Why'd you leave him down there alone? 1448 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,602 Somebody had to be there to protect y'all. I'd die for y'all. 1449 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,885 I'm here for you, and you! 1450 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,525 Okay, okay, listen, listen. 1451 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,568 We got to get downstairs and we got to get in that truck... 1452 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,245 and get the fuck out of here, all right? 1453 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,965 - Now. - Let's go, man, you right. 1454 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,565 - Yeah, let's do it. - I need my weed and I need my money. 1455 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,765 I promise I'ma give you everything as soon as we get out of here. 1456 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,445 You better. Junior, come out from up under there. 1457 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,931 - Come on, baby. - Junior! 1458 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,886 I'm not the one you want! You want Carl Black! 1459 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,285 Saw someone run down the hall. 1460 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,761 Cronut, Cronut, Cronut! 1461 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,565 - Damn! - Cronut, God damn. 1462 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,005 Are we just gonna leave him in there? 1463 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,481 They got him. That mean they got my damn money. 1464 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,765 Cronut's going to little man heaven. 1465 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,285 Daddy, now is not the time. 1466 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,442 They took his do-rag off. You know he balded. 1467 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,885 Oh, no. 1468 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,406 Feels like we in a goddamn horror movie. 1469 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,965 - Okay, now, what's the rules? - What are the rules? 1470 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,963 - What rules? - The scary movie rules. 1471 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,765 Yeah, horror movie rules. 1472 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,045 We gotta do the shit that white people don't do. 1473 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,884 - Survive? - No. 1474 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,845 Let's get out of here quicker than a cat can lick its ass. 1475 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,805 Carl Black? 1476 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,525 I came to purge you. Come on, you bitch-ass nigga! 1477 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,805 I'm going to blow-dart your ass. 1478 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:03,680 Scary movie, scary movie. Texas Chainsaw... 1479 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,965 - Friday the 13th... - Gonna get you, suckers. 1480 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,646 - No... - Carl's Jr., you're not helping. 1481 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,841 I'm trying. 1482 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,365 Okay, Halloween, Laurie Strode... 1483 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,565 Jamie Lee Curtis, in her breakout role. 1484 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,325 - Escapes from Michael Myers. - What does she do? 1485 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,801 She stabs him in the eye and pushes him out the window. 1486 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,042 Come on out, Sofia Vergara. 1487 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,964 Of course, he's not dead. He comes back again and again and again, 1488 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,645 becoming an undead killing machine. 1489 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,961 So, basically, what I'm saying is, we're going to die. 1490 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,565 - We're all going to die. - You gonna die! If you keep talking! 1491 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,404 - Just talking about scary... - Shut up! Who got a belt? 1492 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,845 Okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1493 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,082 I'll tear your ass up in the middle of this purge. 1494 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,445 - Can't run from us now! - Quit trying to help! 1495 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,841 Smells like black chicken. 1496 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,645 I'm gonna go get the black one! 1497 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,644 - Told you. - You can't hide forever! 1498 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,281 Carl's Jr! 1499 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,761 Carl! 1500 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,842 I'm just gonna go get him, okay? 1501 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,245 All right. 1502 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,885 Look, this is my fault. 1503 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,122 When I came with all them scams and all that different stuff. 1504 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,521 I was just trying to give my family a better life, okay? 1505 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,725 - I know. - And now people getting killed and shit. 1506 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,964 - Damn. - Come out, come out wherever you are! 1507 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,600 I hope you forgive me. 1508 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,205 I forgive you for it. 1509 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,725 I love you. 1510 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,605 You lied, Mr. Black... 1511 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,965 - so I'm here to purge you, Carl. - Go, go, go, go. 1512 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,884 Carl, careful. 1513 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,165 If you want me, come and get me. 1514 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,641 Carl, you lied to me on your application! 1515 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,246 Nobody has a credit score of 45,000! 1516 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,765 Carl, your family and you don't belong here. 1517 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,565 I invited some of your friends from Chicago. 1518 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,483 Turns out you owe everyone money. 1519 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,564 - Why you doing this to me? - You were born. 1520 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,765 We don't want you in this neighborhood, Willis. 1521 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:03,322 Next thing you know, try to buy my son some Air Jordans... 1522 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,725 they're gone. 1523 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,405 Now my son's gotta wear New Balance. 1524 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,445 Then your kids... 1525 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:13,565 are gonna wanna have sex with my kids... 1526 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,845 and we got a bunch of kids... 1527 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,161 Paula Pattons running around the neighborhood. 1528 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,924 Man, fuck Nick Cannon! 1529 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,923 What's Nick Cannon got to do with this shit? 1530 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,241 I don't know! I'm rambling. 1531 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,842 I have never been inside this home. 1532 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,125 The crown molding is amazing. 1533 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,325 This would be a great house to live in. 1534 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:40,086 Or a great house to die in! 1535 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,009 Tell you what, Carl. 1536 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,845 Consider this home a swamp... 1537 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,205 and I'm the alligator. 1538 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,521 Chomp, chomp. 1539 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,570 About to bite that ass. 1540 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,162 Han Solo's dead. 1541 01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,163 Spoiler alert. 1542 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,561 The little one, he escaped! 1543 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,685 We have to find him now... 1544 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,444 that little Kevin Hart. 1545 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,725 Weird, cap-looking bitch. 1546 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,802 One down, five to go. 1547 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,004 Carl's Jr? 1548 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,604 Carl's Jr. 1549 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,325 Carl's Jr. 1550 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,763 - Damn it. - Okay. 1551 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,650 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 1552 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,205 Allie, stop crying, okay? 1553 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,725 Nobody's gonna kill us, okay? 1554 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,685 We are not gonna get purged in here. 1555 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,285 We are the Blacks, do you understand? 1556 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,565 - Who are we? - We're the Blacks. 1557 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,285 - Okay. - Is this 911? 1558 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,565 No, 211. 1559 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,244 Yes, my name... 1560 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:21,565 My name is Carl Lawrence Black. 1561 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,205 Stop breathing so hard, motherfucker. 1562 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,611 I'm not selling ass. 1563 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,041 We have to go into the shower... 1564 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,485 ...together. 1565 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,845 I don't wanna be gay. 1566 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,365 Not like that. 1567 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,605 - You go first. - You go first. 1568 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,001 - He's your brother. - This is your house. 1569 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,081 Fine. 1570 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,285 I need you to send some help over here right now... 1571 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,925 'cause if you don't, I'ma kill myself! 1572 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,001 Well, nigga, go ahead! 1573 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,525 Kill yourself. I don't give a fuck. 1574 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,887 Allie, look at me. We can do this, okay? 1575 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,480 We're not gonna die here, all right? 1576 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,605 - You really do love us, Lorena. - Of course I do. 1577 01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,728 What do you think I'm doing all this crazy shit for? 1578 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,645 - I thought you was a ho. - God. 1579 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,324 All right. 1580 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,566 Allie. 1581 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,485 All right, one, point the light that way... 1582 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,800 - Okay. - ...and let's go. 1583 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:11,484 Okay. 1584 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,605 Okay. 1585 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,841 All right, let's go. 1586 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,763 Man, I'm a black man in Beverly Hills. 1587 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,683 - I got a 310 number. - Nigga, you don't move your black ass... 1588 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,365 out them white people's house. They're gonna fuck you up, man! 1589 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,085 Get out, nigga! 1590 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,400 Hello? 1591 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,483 Hello! 1592 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,721 Hello? 1593 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,525 Hey! 1594 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,045 - Hey! - Shit. 1595 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,521 I'm gonna purge your ass tonight, yeah. 1596 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,523 Gonna purge your ass tonight. 1597 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,250 Gonna purge your... 1598 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,242 What y'all bitches doing in my mansion on purge night? 1599 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,722 - Your mansion? - Did I stutter? 1600 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,040 My mansion! 1601 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:26,005 If you're here, okay, to purge my husband Carl... 1602 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,525 Your husband? 1603 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,841 Carl, your husband? 1604 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,365 Baby, I could write a book... 1605 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,680 on the shit you don't know. 1606 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,285 - Allie, who is this? - I don't know. 1607 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,805 Talk to Shoranda. I'm listening. 1608 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,445 We don't know who you are, bitch. 1609 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:48,845 - Who the fuck are you? - Who the fuck are you? 1610 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,205 - Shut the fuck up! - She has a cleaver! 1611 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,925 I will chop them fucking brains out, bitch. 1612 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,525 Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. 1613 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,725 Miss, what do you want? 1614 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,041 I came to get my husband back... 1615 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,724 Carl Black. 1616 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,445 - Your husband? - Yes. 1617 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,364 My husband that you stole from me. 1618 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:09,522 He belongs to Shoranda. 1619 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,805 Shoranda Black, bitch. 1620 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,723 Oh, my God, I do remember her. 1621 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,451 - From where? - She gave my daddy a ride... 1622 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,085 and he got a restraining order against her. 1623 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,083 And I made that fool a pie. 1624 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,485 He doesn't like pie. 1625 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,445 He loves this pie, boo. 1626 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,485 - Hey! - She's a stalker. 1627 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,965 Don't play with me. 1628 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,565 I will slit your fucking throat. 1629 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,404 Hey! 1630 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,562 Let's purge, bitch. 1631 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,845 Lorena! 1632 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,600 Stop it! 1633 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,965 Girl, he's not your man. 1634 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,122 He's a liar, but he's my liar. 1635 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,362 He's my liar, too, bitch! 1636 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,129 - Big Shoranda. - Slam it over her head. 1637 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,925 Fuck it... 1638 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,604 You done hit me on my goddamn back! 1639 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,842 Carl's Jr! Oh, my gosh. 1640 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,604 You did it. You did it! 1641 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,125 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I was hiding over there, Mom. 1642 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,362 - You called me mom. - Yeah, is that okay? 1643 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,925 Yes. 1644 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,445 - Oh, my God. Allie, are you okay? - I'm fine. 1645 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,602 - Thank you, Lorena. - You're welcome. 1646 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,967 All right, listen, guys. 1647 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,605 We have to go out there... 1648 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,842 Why are you taking your shirt off? 1649 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,645 ...and get your dad, okay? 1650 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,644 - No more hiding, Junior, okay? - Okay, okay. 1651 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,365 All right, let's stick together, okay? 1652 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:29,521 - Okay. - Okay. 1653 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,364 - Let's go. - You did it, Blacula. 1654 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:33,647 - Crazy bitch. - Hey! 1655 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,045 We gotta get out of this house. 1656 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,770 We gotta get out of here! 1657 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,365 Carl, come on, man. Come out! 1658 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:44,165 In another neighborhood, we could've been friends. 1659 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,322 I saw Django. 1660 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:49,842 I was glad Jamie Foxx killed all those people. 1661 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,685 I would've never put your wife in a box... 1662 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,205 in the backyard. 1663 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,405 That was bullshit. 1664 01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,811 Fuckers. 1665 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,044 - White power. - White power. 1666 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:08,522 You motherfuckers think you can come here on Purge night? 1667 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,683 Welcome to the Beverly Hills Ku Klux Klan, motherfuckers. 1668 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,121 Amen! 1669 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,043 You think you can come into my neighborhood... 1670 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,325 straight out of Compton... 1671 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,323 waving your hands in the motherfucking air... 1672 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,885 like you just don't care... 1673 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,285 This look like the Oscars. 1674 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,964 Oh, my God. 1675 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,605 - You guys are about to die! - Please, white nigga. 1676 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,085 - Please take me with you, please. - No. 1677 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,765 - I want the same outfit. - I got a chair right here... 1678 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,683 waiting for your friend, Mr. Carl Black. 1679 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,603 Yeah, motherfucker. 1680 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:34,965 I'm in the Klan, too. 1681 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,042 White nigga, listen to me. I'm on your side. 1682 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,405 I will take one of them sheets right now and work with you... 1683 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:40,605 and kill these niggas together. 1684 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,125 Please don't kill us both. Just kill him. 1685 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,565 He's the reason why we're even in America. 1686 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,285 - White power. - We wouldn't have been on that boat... 1687 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,600 - if it wasn't for him. - Shut the fuck up. 1688 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,364 - White power. - How do you think they got here? 1689 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,204 My great-grandfather sold these niggas to y'all. 1690 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,441 - White power. - They also brought Ebola. 1691 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,965 - Fuck you. - Fuck you, you "10 cents a day." 1692 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,845 - You guys are confusing me! - Fuck you! 1693 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,045 - White power! - Where the fuck is Larry? 1694 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,804 - Please. - White power. 1695 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,605 - Larry, where the fuck have you been? - White power. 1696 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,364 Tom, this is a black! 1697 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,044 - What the hell? - Yeah! 1698 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,925 - White power. - I am black. 1699 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,725 Carl Black. 1700 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,485 Take that now. Yeah. Yeah! 1701 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,085 Get on the ground with that. 1702 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,161 - White power! - White power! 1703 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,645 You want some of this shit, too? 1704 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,290 Oh, damn! 1705 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,760 - What the fuck is this? - White power. 1706 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,605 - Looks like an M&M. - Big, black nigga dicks... 1707 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:25,761 and big, black balls. 1708 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:29,365 - Hey! - Big, wide, juicy white pussy. 1709 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,601 - Damn! - What the fuck? 1710 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,125 - God damn it. - What the fuck...? 1711 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,645 Come on, let's get out of here. 1712 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,964 - You see anything? - Let's get out ofhere! 1713 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,491 - All right, guys. - Are we gonna die? 1714 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,805 No, baby. We're just gonna go find your father. 1715 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,644 We have to go downstairs, though, okay? 1716 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,285 I wanna go home. 1717 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:53,805 - Allie, I know, baby. - Where are we going? 1718 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,803 We have to go downstairs and find your father. 1719 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,765 - Downstairs? - We can't go downstairs! 1720 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,365 Guys, we have to. Come on, come on. 1721 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:00,805 Let's go, fast. 1722 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,405 Come on. 1723 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,161 Carl! 1724 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,651 Okay, come on. 1725 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,850 Carl! 1726 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,645 - Oh, my God. - Hey! 1727 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,688 I never thought I'd say this, but I missed y'all. 1728 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,280 - You're still alive, Cronut. - Yeah, I'm here. 1729 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,165 Listen, is everybody all right? 1730 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,045 Yeah, I helped Lorena kick some ass. 1731 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:25,725 I'm proud of you, man. Listen, we gotta get out to that garage... 1732 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,165 and get in that car and get the fuck away from here. 1733 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,402 - I'm ready. - Okay. Cronut, calm down. 1734 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,125 Slowly. 1735 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,248 - Carl? - There's people all over the place. 1736 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,805 I didn't know you were black. 1737 01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,723 I should've known when you gave me the deposit... 1738 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,925 in a Crown Royal bag. 1739 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,205 Come on, let's just talk. 1740 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,009 This house is too big. 1741 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,203 You guys are acting like you're the Jackson 5 or something. 1742 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,923 - You got the keys? - Yeah, I got 'em. 1743 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,604 Cool, player. 1744 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,085 Hey, man, if I die... 1745 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,445 I'ma just give you all my money. 1746 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,885 - It's all in the will for you. - You ain't got no fucking money. 1747 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,246 The fuck? 1748 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,405 What was that? 1749 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,164 What? What, you hear something? 1750 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,045 I think that's the "xactlies." 1751 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,925 What's the "xactlies"? 1752 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,445 Your breath smells exactly like your ass. 1753 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:15,565 Carl. 1754 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,881 Stop blowing on my neck. 1755 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,007 Stop. 1756 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,525 Go, go. 1757 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,685 Come on. Come on, come on. 1758 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,450 Come on. Get in the truck. 1759 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,323 Oh, shit. 1760 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:51,365 - Put your seatbelts on. - Put your seatbelt on. 1761 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,325 Let's go. 1762 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,285 - Drive, drive, drive. - Put your seatbelt on. 1763 01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,521 What the...? 1764 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,920 Hey, hey! Be quiet! 1765 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,244 Hey, hey! 1766 01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,845 You leave the keys in the car... 1767 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,160 and get your ass out. 1768 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:08,924 Man, get your ass out of my car! 1769 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,365 Ain't no goddamn way. They're purging like crazy out there. 1770 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,005 I've just seen a dog on its hind legs walking a human! 1771 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,481 Listen, I can't believe I got a crackhead in our car... 1772 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,324 - from Beverly Hills. - A crackhead? Look at me. 1773 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,084 Do I look dressed like a crackhead to you? 1774 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,205 I'm the damn repo man! 1775 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,485 The repo man? 1776 01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,324 - Yeah, I... - You just keep lying. 1777 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,561 Don't nobody get no car... 1778 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,285 from Big Little Jimmy's Auto Shop and not pay! 1779 01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:30,325 - Get your ass back. - Your eyes is amazing. 1780 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,448 Hey, hey, hey! Stop complimenting me! 1781 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,685 He looks real cute in the face. 1782 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,683 Hey! 1783 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,683 - Don't look at me. - I can't see. I'm blind. 1784 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,285 Had you paid your damn payments... 1785 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,050 then maybe I wouldn't be here right now on Purge night! 1786 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,680 - Get your ass out of here. - I'ma make my payments, man. 1787 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,125 No, no, no. You're not gonna make 'em. 1788 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,481 Everybody's gonna pay with a gun in their face. 1789 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,925 When I'm like this, everybody's paying. 1790 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,162 Can I just give you a money order? 1791 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,365 On Purge night? Get out the car! 1792 01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:56,645 I done told you four times. 1793 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,721 - Get out! - Okay, okay. 1794 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,160 All that shit! Get out! 1795 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,685 - Get your ass out of here. - All right, all right! 1796 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,842 Call me. 1797 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,161 You could've refinanced, man. 1798 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,965 Listen, man, I'm a great devoted dad. 1799 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,123 - I see that. - And I got this house out here... 1800 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,885 because I wanted to give a better life for my family. 1801 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,724 - I know, man. - But I'm black... 1802 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,280 and I won't even let the boogeyman run me out of my shit. 1803 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,525 Okay? 1804 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,204 It's a purge going on... 1805 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,044 and we don't need this. 1806 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,325 We're trying to stick together. 1807 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,243 Why come you can't come with us, man? 1808 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,924 You look like Vanessa Williams, bro. 1809 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,805 I know, man. I sat in this motherfucking car... 1810 01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,564 and I've been thinking like, "Why am I not a the house? 1811 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,085 - Why am I not in a house?" - You're a nice guy, man. 1812 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,205 I started doing all the math, and I thought about it. 1813 01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:41,125 It's 'cause motherfuckers like you don't pay shit. 1814 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,725 Therefore, I can't buy no house like this. 1815 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,205 I gotta always chase a motherfucker down... 1816 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,964 and tonight, on Purge night of all nights... 1817 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,405 they give me the slip? 1818 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,005 Me? All the white motherfuckers... 1819 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,764 that work there, and they gave it to the mixed nigga? 1820 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:53,525 Why? 'Cause they thought I might almost kill your ass. 1821 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:54,721 But tonight, I'll do it, motherfucker. 1822 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,325 I got a couple hours left, and I will shoot you in your motherfucking face. 1823 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,845 They killed my grandparents tonight, man. 1824 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:02,205 They made them kill each other with plastic spoons. 1825 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,123 They made them kill each other with plastic spoons! 1826 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,168 - Get out. - All right. 1827 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,245 Get out slowly. 1828 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,482 - I'ma pay with your ass in a minute. - Can I get out this way? 1829 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,885 Hell no, you know you can't get out this way. 1830 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,165 Slick-ass niggas. 1831 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,525 Damn, man. 1832 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,364 Got me out here on Purge night. 1833 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,886 Telling me all you got with your family problems. 1834 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,445 I got family problems, too! 1835 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,760 This is impolite as hell, too. 1836 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,524 You knew goddamn well I'm gonna this car. 1837 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,601 I'll shoot little Dracula. 1838 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,125 - No, don't do it! - Shoot little Dracula, hell yeah! 1839 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,282 No one dance to this shit. 1840 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,567 Pay your bills, I wouldn't be here, man! 1841 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,444 God damn it, don't you try nothing. 1842 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,284 I hate to do this to you, man. 1843 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,124 Looked like you were capable of paying them notes. 1844 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,925 Looked like you could've did if you believed in yourself. 1845 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,049 Could still see your ass in the rearview. Don't try no slick shit. 1846 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,805 'Cause don't you try shit. 1847 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:52,207 Don't you try shit. 1848 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:13,361 What's that noise? 1849 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,165 Shit, I got balls. 1850 01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,525 I got balls, homie! 1851 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:28,001 I got balls, homie. 1852 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,605 Yeah, boom! Yeah. 1853 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,485 Just like Paris Hilton did back in the day. 1854 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,685 Turn it, turn it. 1855 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,524 I know the dance move. I know the dance move. 1856 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,165 I know the dance move. I know the dance... 1857 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,045 Oh, but turn it around. Look out. 1858 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,485 Get ready! Do-rag! 1859 01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,365 - Gonna kill you first. - Get back, get back! 1860 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:47,761 I told you I'd get you sooner or later, Carl. 1861 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,884 - Any last words? - Yeah, why does your voice keep changing? 1862 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:52,450 I'm just working on different shit. 1863 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,085 Jim! Mary! 1864 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,365 - Hey, Larry. - Larry. 1865 01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,645 - What are you guys doing here? - Happy Purge. 1866 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,882 Yeah, you guys brought the guns and the vests... 1867 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,803 and the bullets, the shot... 1868 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,285 That's a good look on you, Mary. 1869 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,805 Just don't give me them bedroom eyes... 1870 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,845 or I'm gonna have to purge Jim. 1871 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,125 I'm just fucking with you. Hey, that thing got a laser on it? 1872 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,363 Yeah! Mary got this online for me at the pre-Purge sale. 1873 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,602 - Thank you, baby. - Thank you. 1874 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,125 Larry, here's the thing. You're the worst president... 1875 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,485 this Home Owner's Association's ever had. 1876 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,525 It was you who filled out that application... 1877 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,245 - and accepted it, right? - What? 1878 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,322 I didn't know they were a black family. 1879 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,205 How can you not know that? 1880 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,647 Did you see their car? Did you see their rims? 1881 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,569 I was doing the paperwork. I looked down, I just saw "Blacks" 1882 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,405 Thought it was, like Jack Black. 1883 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,403 We're gonna have to go back to a two-term limit. 1884 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:44,045 - Larry, it's disappointing, man. - Absolutely. 1885 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,043 You guys are so sensitive. 1886 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,645 Tell you what. I'ma cut Carl up. 1887 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,802 - You guys get the rest of the family. - Carl, no! 1888 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,005 - We can do that. - Yeah. 1889 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,560 Let's purge. We're gonna do a black family... 1890 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,847 whose name's Black. It's twofer. 1891 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,844 - Hey, Carl. - No, no. Come on, come on. 1892 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,765 Shot me in the back! 1893 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,081 I'm gonna need a wine cooler and you. 1894 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,241 I thought we were friends. 1895 01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,605 Jim and Mary, thank you so much. 1896 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,045 Thank you. 1897 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,245 - You're welcome. - Hello, Blacks. 1898 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,125 - Hey! - Just got one more thing for you. 1899 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,605 - What? - What? 1900 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,245 As the... 1901 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,045 I guess I'm the new president of the Home Owner's Association. 1902 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,405 Let me just say you have no business in this neighborhood. 1903 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:33,125 - Excuse me? - Once a hood rat... 1904 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,725 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1905 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,285 ...always a hood rat. 1906 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,245 You're the guys that brought us a gift basket. 1907 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,605 Yeah, we did. 1908 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,284 We give them to everybody. 1909 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,925 I told you they don't like black folks in this neighborhood, man. 1910 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,288 And now we're gonna serve you up your eviction notice, brother. 1911 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,165 Damn! 1912 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,607 They are killing like shit around here! 1913 01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,605 Jorge... 1914 01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:01,241 neighborhood watch, saves the day. 1915 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,605 - Not again. Come on. - No, it's Jorge. 1916 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,284 Baby, look, I told you my people are good. 1917 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,681 Gracias, Jorge. Gracias. Besito, mi amor. 1918 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,967 Well, I couldn't let them have all the fun. 1919 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,285 Oh, God! 1920 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,164 - Dang it! - Hold up, man. It's 7:01. 1921 01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:15,844 - The Purge is over. - Yeah, the Purge is over. 1922 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,524 I don't give a shit what time it is. 1923 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,126 For me, there's only one time. 1924 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,722 - Oh, man! Just... - And it's time to take out the Blacks. 1925 01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,205 Okay, now, listen, man... 1926 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,725 enough is enough. 1927 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,005 - You're gonna kill us? - Fuck it. 1928 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,570 Let me pray with my family. 1929 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,885 Do what you gotta do... 1930 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,525 and when you're down there, take care of me. 1931 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,204 I'll wait. 1932 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,805 Come on. 1933 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,325 Let me pray with my family. 1934 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,685 Everybody get over here. 1935 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,330 Dear heavenly Father... 1936 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,087 Motherfucker! 1937 01:24:58,280 --> 01:24:59,486 Oh, shit! 1938 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,685 Stay back, stay back, stay back. 1939 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,842 He might not be dead. 1940 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,160 - No, he dead. - He's dead? 1941 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,287 He's gone. 1942 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,045 You did it! 1943 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,085 - Daddy. - Babe. 1944 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,285 My family, I love y'all. 1945 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:20,085 I know I done made a whole lot of mistakes in my life... 1946 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,725 but if there's one thing we learned today... 1947 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,404 it's that we all love each other... 1948 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,084 and we stick with each other, okay? 1949 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:29,084 And, Allie, I'm proud of you. 1950 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,164 But I want you to leave guys like Mr. Freezee alone. 1951 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,205 You're a real woman. You need something better than that. 1952 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,925 - All right, Dad. - Junior... 1953 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,805 you can be anything you want in life. 1954 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,605 - Just don't be like your daddy. - Thanks, Dad. 1955 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,965 And, baby, I love you. 1956 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:45,445 I love you, baby. Thank you. 1957 01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,565 - I'm over here. - Cronut. 1958 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:49,085 - What's up, boy? - I need my money from you, man. 1959 01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:50,285 I got you. I'm gonna go get it right now. 1960 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,442 But you ain't got nothing positive about me? 1961 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:56,125 I like how you blew Sinbad up in that damn. 1962 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,405 I told you, man, it's gonna work. You gotta put more trust in your boy. 1963 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,525 I just ain't get the settlement, but you're good. 1964 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,805 - You got your bread. - Yeah, well, go get it. 1965 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,042 I'm gonna get... All right, I got it. 1966 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,043 Don't purge your boy. 1967 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,201 Yeah, man, I'm... 1968 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,123 You know, Daddy made a whole lot of mistakes... 1969 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,565 but there's one thing about me. 1970 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,563 I love my family. 1971 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:15,845 - I love us, too. - Love you, baby. 1972 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,965 We gotta pack our shit up and get the fuck out of Beverly Hills. 1973 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:20,605 - Yeah, let's go. - I'm with you. 1974 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,923 Black family! 1975 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,844 Boom, selfie! Nigga, we made it. 1976 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,644 So we survived the night... 1977 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:33,245 and I learned some valuable lessons. 1978 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:36,005 Always handle your business the right way... 1979 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,645 'cause fools be trippin'. 1980 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,405 Never deal with racist homeowners. 1981 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,403 And the most important lesson... 1982 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,324 nothing is more important than family. 1983 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,607 I'm still alive, nigga. 1984 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:34,931 Winter's coming. 1985 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,925 This is it. 1986 01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,525 Our new home. 1987 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,405 This is our own cabin. 1988 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:48,045 - It's gonna be great. - There it is. 1989 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,525 New beginnings. 1990 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,645 - It's so beautiful. - It is, right? 1991 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,724 We can make s'mores and stuff like white people. 1992 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,565 - It's gonna be fun. - I'm bringing all my bitches here, too. 1993 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,365 Shut up. 1994 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,887 - It's gonna be great. - Carl Black done escaped the Purge? 1995 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,171 We beat the Purge. Black family! 1996 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,642 Jason Voorhees? 1997 01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:21,482 I'ma drop a dime on Jason Voorhees. 1998 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:26,043 I don't like that shit. 1998 01:28:27,305 --> 01:28:33,502 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3zch2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles