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Hey, guys. Tonight is the Purge...

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and I want all
of my white friends to be safe.

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Rules of the Purge. You have 12 hours...

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to do any crime you want
against anyone you want.

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You can shoot, kill, stab.

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Twelve hours of death, mayhem.

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Lock your doors. Protect yourself.

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Make sure your rent is paid...

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and all of your pets are put up.

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But the most important rule of all...

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stay tight, stay white...

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and this is only gonna last one night.

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Let the games begin.

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All right, I wasn't gonna do this,
but forget it.

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Here goes nothing.

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This is a story
about the worst day of my life.

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Well, one of them.

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See, I was wiring shit,

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car stereos, alarms, you name it.

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Don't Hate Wiring, that's my company.

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And that's me, Carl Black.

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You see this ugly cat right here?

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That's Key Flo, a big-time drug dealer.

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One day while working on his alarm...

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Key Flo got busted.

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They took his ass far away.

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What they didn't know was in his house
was a lot of money.

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So I took it as a payment
for all the work I did.

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With a payday like this...

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it was time to move.

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Well, I did owe a few people
in Chicago a few things...

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but no one's tripping.

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So I loaded up the family
and got the hell out of Chicago.

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Leaving Chicago before the Purge...

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was the greatest thing I ever done.

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I met this cool dude on the Internet...

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who helped us qualify
for this big-ass house in Beverly Hills.

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I might've falsified a few things...

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but, hey, this is for my family.

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Those are my kids.

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My son Carl Jr. thinks he's a damn vampire.

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Think again, buddy.

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And this dummy with this do-rag?

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That's my little cousin Cronut.

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He went to jail for some parking tickets...

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and now he think he's a gangster.

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Ride my mustache.

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That's my beautiful wife.

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Did I mention
the greatest thing about my move?

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Rich people don't purge.

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Getting the hell out of Chicago...

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was the best thing ever.

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Well, here's how the worst day started.

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Hey, come on, man!

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Hey, how you doing, sir?

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- You lost?
- I beg your pardon?

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Man, you gotta be. Check this out.

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Go right down here, make a U-turn...

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then you can pull right out,
and you'll get back...

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to wherever it is you need to get to.

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- I live here.
- No. No, I'm serious, man.

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I live right there at Cherry Blossom.

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- I'm Carl Black.
- Black?

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You said Carl Black?

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I just moved from Chicago.

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Man, listen, I'm gonna be real with you, man.

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Don't no niggas live here, man.

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I'm the nigga that living here!

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I'm the new nigga
that living here, all right?

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Save me some trouble, man.

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We've been having all these break-ins
and the rappers dance, loud mus... rims.

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Come on, man. Look at you, man.

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You can't live here, man. Go on and make...

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Don't fucking try to play me like this!

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I live here! I'm fucking crazy!

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Look at my eye right here.

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- Forest Whitaker eye.
- Okay, you're right. I see.

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I found it. You're right.

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Carl Black. Right here. Carl Black.

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- You said I can go?
- My bad, man.

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Thank you, brother.

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Have a nice day, man. I'm sorry.

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- I'm sorry.
- Bitch.

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Please don't tell me
your ass is in California.

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Don't call my phone no more.

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You told me you were going to the store!

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- I'm married now.
- You're married?

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You keep blowing up...
Look, you pissing me off...

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to the highest of "pisstivity."

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"Pisstivity" ain't even a word, dumbass.

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Shoranda, I don't wanna
be over at your house...

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with all them kids over there
smelling like urine.

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I know you didn't
just say that about my kids.

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You bitch, nigga!

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Come out! Come to me!

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Everybody is gonna come in your house...

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they're gonna fuck you!

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I've traveled a long way to find you.

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Hey! Caesar!

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Don't try to play me.

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You're Carl Black from Chicago, right?

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Yeah, and you're Caesar
from The Planet of the Apes, right?

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Do I look like a fucking joke to you?

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- Yeah.
- Consider yourself served.

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Hey, man!
Don't hit me with no... don't do that!

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Don't do that.

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You're harassing me.

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You're at my mansion. I'm in Beverly Hills.

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No, don't do that.

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If you didn't do nothing wrong,
if you was a perfect human being...

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none of this shit would happen.

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- I wouldn't have to be here.
- I ain't did nothing wrong!

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You're racial profiling me!

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You're too black
to profile another black person.

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- What's wrong?
- "Do I think you're black"?

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Look at me and look at you!

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- We are both black people.
- You are black as fuck.

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What the fuck? Don't say that.

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Don't put that Ebola finger in my face.

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- No...
- Look at your feet.

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What the fuck is wrong with my feet?

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You think this shit is a game?

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You fucking redbone bitch...

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don't ever disrespect
my feet like that again.

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- I'm not disrespecting you.
- Yes, you are...

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and it's because of your company...

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that Don't Hate Wiring...

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that has destroyed the best restaurant...

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- No, don't...
- Not just restaurant.

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African restaurant in the city of Chicago!

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Who else have you fucked up?

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I done wired all these different houses.

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I'm from the hood. I made it out of there.

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We wired Bishop Tutu's hut.

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We wired Idi Amin's bathroom.

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So get on out of here, man.

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You're very disrespectful.

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- Well, you bitch nigga.
- No, you're a bitch nigga.

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And whatever container you came in...

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and whatever trunk they smuggled
your black ass in...

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take your ass back.

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Hey, who are you talking to?

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- Bitch.
- Hey!

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- Don't touch!
- Throw them keys again.

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Don't touch me! Hey, my hand!

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Fuck you, you redbone bitch.

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- Fuck you.
- You haven't made it yet...

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you punk-bitch nigga.

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Your mother's dick is bigger than yours.

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You're the only nigga in this neighborhood...

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that is still on welfare.

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Yes, I Googled you.

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Get the fuck off the door.

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Don't worry, Lestat.

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We will teach them all!

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As the purging descends...

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the vampires will take
their rightful place...

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as the leaders of the... shit!

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Man.

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- What the fuck!
- Intruder! Intruder!

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- Punk-ass alert.
- What the hell is that?

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Punk-ass alert.

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- Yeah.
- Carl's Jr., get this shit out of here!

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Carl's Jr.!

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I'll bite your neck.

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Little bad motherfucker.

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I'm getting rid of these damn kids.

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Is anybody here?

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I mean, we done really came up.

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We in a mansion, girl.

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- Damn, girl!
- I know!

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Girl, what your daddy do to leave Chicago?

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I don't know what my father's doing but he
done did something really, really dope.

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Baby!

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Tell me about your husband.
Your husband play football?

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Well, my baby owns
an electronic wiring company...

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and he just landed this huge account.

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That's why we're here.

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And what he does is
he goes to people's houses...

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he wires people's cars...

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and he just landed this amazing new client.

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That's why we can live here.

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- How long you been here?
- Girl, three days.

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What do you do all day...

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Ming, I take care of his kids.

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- You see this house?
- Hey.

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Hey, baby!

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Damn, you haven't finished unpacking?

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You're out here getting your nails done...

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and looking all good and...

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- And what's going on?
- I'm getting a manicure.

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- Plum wine.
- You're looking good, too.

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Lord, Jesus! Baby.

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All for you, my love.

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Good lord, give me some of that Chinese...

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My fault.
I'm sorry, I can't play a little bit?

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- Stop playing.
- She wanted a nigga.

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She's my new friend.

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- Leave her alone.
- I know, I know.

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- I'm just kidding.
- Stop playing.

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- He lie. He lie.
- I know he's lying.

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- I know him.
- These manicure hoes is on me now.

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You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about.

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All he does is jack off all day.

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Okay, Carl. Carl, I'm gonna need you...

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to turn around really slowly...

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because you don't believe
when I tell you this.

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- You see this tongue.
- He is so gross.

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Ride my mustache.

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- Ride... Oh, shit!
- Cronut!

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- Baby, that's not right.
- Did he have his little nuts out...

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- just there in the window?
- No, his tongue was enough.

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It's just wrong, baby. I don't...

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He's probably smelling
your panties in there...

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- lying around the house.
- Oh, lord.

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Man, hide your underwear
around the bedroom. Shit.

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- Are you gonna answer that?
- Yeah, I got it.

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Yeah, this might be...
Oh, that ain't nothing.

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- Carl, pick up your phone.
- What?

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I can't answer the phone.

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Ain't nothing but my friends from Chicago.

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- What friends from Chicago?
- A bunch of drug dealers...

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and all kind of crazy motherfuckers...

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baby mamas, I can't answer the phone.

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- That's why I moved out here.
- Okay, all done!

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- Okay, Ming, I just need one more thing.
- $100.

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$100. $100... what?

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Oh, tonight Purge!

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Killing, death.

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- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Purge?
- Killing.

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- I need to go home.
- Carl.

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People keep saying Pur...
We in Beverly Hills.

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This is a gated community.

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We've got security.
We don't have no Purge problems.

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Not tonight. Need to go home.

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- 100, please.
- Yeah.

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- 100 in what?
- $100.

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It's a Purge coming.

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Ain't nothing you can do with no $100.

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- Once the Purge comes...
- Carl, cash, money!

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Just pay her the $100, please, baby.

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- $100. Let me handle this.
- Ming.

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Ming, listen to me.

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Pay me cash!

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I told you
that I was gonna pay you in credit.

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Credit is king in America, okay?

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Pay me in cash, or I purge
your ass tonight, bitch.

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- Come on, you done disrespecting me.
- What the hell?

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Just pay her.

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- You said you were rich.
- I tried to give you a chance...

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but you disrespected me.

253
00:10:21.280 --> 00:10:23.165
Get your ass out of here, both of y'all.

254
00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:26.045
I'm gonna fuck your wife!
I'm gonna crush her pussy!

255
00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.327
Back up, Wesley Snipes and his new wife.

256
00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:31.205
What? Who is that African man?

257
00:10:31.280 --> 00:10:32.884
Wesley Snipes.

258
00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:34.525
He just got out of jail. You didn't hear...

259
00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:36.204
- Carl.
- I ain't gotta play.

260
00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:38.482
- Baby.
- Stop.

261
00:10:38.560 --> 00:10:40.562
Come on. Don't do that. I can't do it.

262
00:10:40.640 --> 00:10:42.404
- Come on.
- Can't do what?

263
00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:44.562
- What is the deal?
- Who was that man?

264
00:10:44.640 --> 00:10:46.722
I don't know who they was.

265
00:10:46.800 --> 00:10:48.685
They's people from my past, okay?

266
00:10:48.760 --> 00:10:50.165
It wasn't Wesley Snipes, though.

267
00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:53.005
I mean, he was black
as hell like him, but it wasn't him.

268
00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:55.525
Carl, the only thing I need
to know from you right now...

269
00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:58.325
I swear you better not lie.

270
00:10:58.400 --> 00:11:01.085
- Do we have this money?
- We got the money.

271
00:11:01.160 --> 00:11:03.083
Look, your ass is standing
in a big-ass mansion.

272
00:11:03.160 --> 00:11:04.525
I bought you a brand-new car.

273
00:11:04.640 --> 00:11:06.125
What the hell? What are you worried about?

274
00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:07.725
I'm worried about how you got it.

275
00:11:07.800 --> 00:11:09.484
What did you do to get it?

276
00:11:09.560 --> 00:11:11.605
Okay, what did I do?

277
00:11:11.680 --> 00:11:14.081
I did a little dancing in Atlanta.

278
00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:16.045
Male gigoloing.

279
00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.005
Did something strange
for a little piece of change.

280
00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:19.525
No. No, for real.

281
00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:22.485
Look, I got a chain
of Wing and Things that I landed.

282
00:11:22.560 --> 00:11:23.925
That's what I'm doing. I'm going around

283
00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.082
hooking up wiring
all over from here to San Diego.

284
00:11:26.160 --> 00:11:27.764
Baby, I want to believe you...

285
00:11:27.840 --> 00:11:31.561
but I can't keep uprooting this family...

286
00:11:31.640 --> 00:11:33.445
in the middle of the night again.

287
00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:36.125
I can't do that, okay?
These kids need to trust me.

288
00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:38.123
They need to believe
that we're in a family...

289
00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:39.690
that we're a unit, that they're secure.

290
00:11:39.800 --> 00:11:43.361
- I don't feel that right now.
- Babe, the kids do trust you.

291
00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.925
They hate me, Carl.

292
00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:46.445
The kids don't hate you.

293
00:11:46.520 --> 00:11:49.125
No, they don't. You guys just need
to get to know each other a little bit.

294
00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:51.282
- I'm trying.
- And I know that you're getting upset.

295
00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:53.485
It's irritating you to see little Carl Jr...

296
00:11:53.560 --> 00:11:55.642
running around here
with a little Batman outfit...

297
00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:57.484
with his little ass cheeks cut out.

298
00:11:57.560 --> 00:11:59.483
- It's a vampire.
- Okay, a vampire outfit.

299
00:11:59.560 --> 00:12:01.801
And Allie's running around with Mr. Frosty...

300
00:12:01.880 --> 00:12:04.485
- whoever the fuck he is.
- His name is Freeze.

301
00:12:04.560 --> 00:12:07.525
Yeah, I'ma freeze his ass.
That's what I'ma do.

302
00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:10.080
Please trust me on this.

303
00:12:10.160 --> 00:12:12.965
- I have trusted you.
- Well, keep trusting me, then.

304
00:12:13.040 --> 00:12:14.925
We got the Wings and Things...

305
00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:17.285
we got the house, we got the car.

306
00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:20.045
Look, let's enjoy this.

307
00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:22.565
- You living the life.
- Okay.

308
00:12:22.640 --> 00:12:24.404
I'm gonna believe you.

309
00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:26.685
- Believe me.
- Bye-bye.

310
00:12:26.760 --> 00:12:28.842
Carl Black!

311
00:12:28.920 --> 00:12:31.730
And you are Mexican and black.

312
00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:35.208
- Carl, goodbye.
- I'll be right back, all right?

313
00:12:36.640 --> 00:12:38.244
We interrupt our program...

314
00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.681
to bring you this important message.

315
00:12:40.760 --> 00:12:45.285
As everyone knows, tonight is the Purge.

316
00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.603
- Oh, my God.
- And you know why we gotta purge.

317
00:12:48.680 --> 00:12:51.045
First of all...

318
00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:53.485
for all of you who keep thieving...

319
00:12:53.560 --> 00:12:57.121
killing, selling drugs that we can't tax...

320
00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.680
for all you who ain't
paying your child support...

321
00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:03.045
but just bought a brand-new Xbox
and some Jordans.

322
00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:05.441
I'm talking to bankers
making a cool million...

323
00:13:05.520 --> 00:13:07.204
each time you sneeze...

324
00:13:07.280 --> 00:13:09.362
while the public can't afford
to pay the mortgages...

325
00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.124
that you sold them.

326
00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:14.204
So tonight, as Americans...

327
00:13:14.280 --> 00:13:16.565
we purge.

328
00:13:16.640 --> 00:13:19.484
Hey, if you ain't done nothing wrong...

329
00:13:19.560 --> 00:13:21.365
you got nothing to worry about.

330
00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:23.405
Purge ain't about you.

331
00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:25.482
It's about the rest of you.

332
00:13:25.560 --> 00:13:27.164
And you know who you are.

333
00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:29.686
Good thing we're in Beverly Hills.

334
00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:39.402
Yeah.

335
00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:44.240
Knock, knock.

336
00:13:58.040 --> 00:14:00.281
Yeah!

337
00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:07.842
They gonna love this back in Chicago.

338
00:14:14.360 --> 00:14:16.725
Somebody's got to do it.

339
00:14:16.800 --> 00:14:18.125
Yeah, we're in the money!

340
00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:20.282
We got money!

341
00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:21.725
Where'd you get all this money from?

342
00:14:21.800 --> 00:14:23.802
- Damn, girl!
- Hold on, hold on, girl.

343
00:14:23.880 --> 00:14:25.644
- Hold on.
- All right.

344
00:14:27.280 --> 00:14:28.725
What?

345
00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.365
Who is this?

346
00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:36.765
Hey, girl, let me call you back.

347
00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:38.565
You better call Freezee.
You know he be tripping.

348
00:14:38.640 --> 00:14:39.801
- All right.
- Love you, girl.

349
00:14:39.880 --> 00:14:41.085
All right, love you, too. Bye!

350
00:14:41.160 --> 00:14:42.810
Bye!

351
00:14:48.560 --> 00:14:51.040
This is some dumb shit.

352
00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:56.885
Big Sean!

353
00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:58.845
Oh, nigga, I thought you was Big Sean.

354
00:15:58.920 --> 00:16:00.160
Freezee!

355
00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:02.885
What are you doing here?
You scared me half to death.

356
00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:05.042
You know I couldn't be
in Chicago without you, baby.

357
00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:06.246
I'm rich.

358
00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:08.522
If you say you're my friend,
you're my friend!

359
00:16:08.600 --> 00:16:10.364
Baby, stop. My dad!

360
00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.204
Baby, how did you get here?

361
00:16:12.280 --> 00:16:14.165
- You don't have a car.
- Baby, with love like ours...

362
00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:15.685
I don't need a car. I took the Greyhound.

363
00:16:15.760 --> 00:16:17.922
- You took the Greyhound?
- Three days and three nights...

364
00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:20.082
just like Jesus Christ did
in the desert with Moses...

365
00:16:20.160 --> 00:16:22.401
Adam and Eve. "Holy-lujah."

366
00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:24.446
Baby.

367
00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:27.365
Oh, my God. If Dad catches you here...

368
00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:28.925
you know he's gonna kill you.

369
00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:31.162
Look, I'ma take my chances with your dad.

370
00:16:31.240 --> 00:16:32.765
Matter of fact, it might be nice to see him.

371
00:16:32.840 --> 00:16:33.921
- Pop him one time.
- What?

372
00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:35.570
- Call him "pop" one time.
- Stop it.

373
00:16:35.680 --> 00:16:37.762
- Pop that nigga one time.
- Baby, stop it.

374
00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:40.320
- Allie Black!
- I've been going to church for you.

375
00:16:40.400 --> 00:16:41.605
Well, then why did Keisha say...

376
00:16:41.680 --> 00:16:43.842
you was with that thot Valerie
last night, then?

377
00:16:43.920 --> 00:16:45.604
- Keisha be talking bullshit!
- Nah.

378
00:16:45.680 --> 00:16:46.681
You can't be believing Keisha, man.

379
00:16:46.760 --> 00:16:47.921
Baby, I love you. Look at me, look at me.

380
00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:50.002
Repeat after me, baby. I...

381
00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:51.885
- I.
- Love.

382
00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:53.605
- Love.
- Sex.

383
00:16:53.680 --> 00:16:55.045
I knew you wanted the D, baby.

384
00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:56.849
- Let me get it one time from the back.
- Allie!

385
00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.205
Bet you didn't think
I'd be participating tonight.

386
00:17:01.280 --> 00:17:02.725
Purge?

387
00:17:02.800 --> 00:17:04.445
They're still on that shit?

388
00:17:04.520 --> 00:17:07.125
But your president is a man of the people.

389
00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:10.363
And like you, I got the urge to purge.

390
00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:12.405
Purge these nuts.

391
00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:13.605
It's going down, y'all.

392
00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.445
Jay Leno, you got a lot of cars.

393
00:17:16.520 --> 00:17:18.085
Pick a fast one, motherfucker.

394
00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:20.845
Allie, the TV's fucked up again.

395
00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:22.885
Hey, nigga! Fuck you, nigga!

396
00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:24.605
Shut the fuck up, nigga.

397
00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:26.725
Hold on, you ain't gonna be
treating me like no side bitch.

398
00:17:26.800 --> 00:17:29.405
Baby, please, please.
You're gonna get me in trouble!

399
00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:30.765
- You're gonna get me in...
- Allie!

400
00:17:30.840 --> 00:17:33.320
Say, "Fuck you, Dad,"
and then make me a sandwich.

401
00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:34.481
- Make me a sandwich.
- Okay, I'll make you...

402
00:17:34.560 --> 00:17:35.641
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

403
00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:38.165
- Allie!
- All right, Daddy, I'm coming!

404
00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:39.565
All right, Daddy, fuck you!

405
00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:42.564
- I said it in your voice.
- Shut up!

406
00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:44.722
Allie Black!

407
00:17:44.800 --> 00:17:47.280
- What's up, Daddy?
- Don't you hear me calling you?

408
00:17:47.360 --> 00:17:49.005
I'm trying to... What are you doing?

409
00:17:49.080 --> 00:17:51.845
- Nothing.
- ...no place that you are safe.

410
00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:54.205
I'm trying to get this TV working.

411
00:17:54.280 --> 00:17:56.165
It's on some bullshit.

412
00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:58.125
Well, dang, Daddy,
ain't this what you do for a living?

413
00:17:58.200 --> 00:17:59.565
Yeah, but I didn't wire this shit up.

414
00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.921
Some white man wired this up.

415
00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:03.843
This ain't nigga-rigged.

416
00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:07.003
Hey, you know what would be great?
Two birds with one stone?

417
00:18:07.080 --> 00:18:09.162
If you could hide in Erik Estrada's house.

418
00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:11.685
Everything on here is the Purge.

419
00:18:11.760 --> 00:18:13.364
- I know.
- You ain't gonna be able...

420
00:18:13.440 --> 00:18:14.680
to watch nothing else today.

421
00:18:14.760 --> 00:18:16.842
It's the government, the Purge.

422
00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:18.684
All right, well, we ain't scared
of no damn Purge.

423
00:18:18.760 --> 00:18:20.524
- We're from Cook County.
- What?

424
00:18:20.600 --> 00:18:23.485
We grew up on food stamps. That's the Purge.

425
00:18:23.560 --> 00:18:24.525
- Shit.
- We know this life.

426
00:18:24.600 --> 00:18:26.204
- First and 15.
- What?

427
00:18:26.280 --> 00:18:27.605
- Nigga.
- Yeah.

428
00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:29.523
- Fix the TV.
- All right.

429
00:18:29.600 --> 00:18:32.045
Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'ma be out there.

430
00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:33.685
Let me get this call.

431
00:18:33.760 --> 00:18:36.366
- So go do it now.
- Hello?

432
00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:41.284
I'm gonna take this for myself, bitch.

433
00:18:41.360 --> 00:18:44.885
- He called me down here for nothing.
- I live in Beverly Hills now.

434
00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:47.008
I don't live in Chicago.

435
00:18:54.120 --> 00:18:55.804
Locating enemy target.

436
00:18:57.480 --> 00:18:59.960
Locating enemy target.

437
00:19:02.280 --> 00:19:03.405
Target locked.

438
00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:06.165
Carl's Jr., stop it!

439
00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:09.561
Junior, you get that out of here!

440
00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.002
Holy shit!

441
00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:35.364
You know what?

442
00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:37.602
Carl needs me.

443
00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:40.081
He needs me to take all this.

444
00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:42.925
Thank you. Just take all this little money.

445
00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:46.129
And all this weed in the house.
We got kids in here.

446
00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:50.842
Cronut!

447
00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:52.445
Freezee, you can't stay here.

448
00:19:52.520 --> 00:19:53.851
- You...
- What you mean?

449
00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:56.042
- Look, you gotta go.
- Where am I supposed to go?

450
00:19:56.120 --> 00:19:57.963
I don't know, but you can't stay here, nigga.

451
00:19:58.040 --> 00:19:59.690
- You gotta go.
- It's sundown, baby.

452
00:19:59.800 --> 00:20:00.961
I'll get my ass purged quick.

453
00:20:01.040 --> 00:20:02.485
Baby, I've seen it.

454
00:20:02.560 --> 00:20:05.723
- They purge niggas like me quick.
- I don't wanna get you purged.

455
00:20:05.800 --> 00:20:07.325
Well, then... I mean, what...

456
00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:09.641
- Come on.
- My dad, man.

457
00:20:09.720 --> 00:20:12.041
I'll handle your dad. Let me stay.

458
00:20:12.120 --> 00:20:14.202
Please let me stay. Come on.

459
00:20:14.280 --> 00:20:16.044
Do it for us. Let me put the tip in.

460
00:20:16.120 --> 00:20:17.605
Let me stay. Pick one or the other.

461
00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:19.045
All right. Okay.

462
00:20:19.120 --> 00:20:20.804
- Okay, I can smash?
- No!

463
00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:23.645
You can stay, but you... Baby, listen to me.

464
00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:26.405
You have to be quiet.
My dad don't play that shit.

465
00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.845
Baby, you gotta be quiet
'cause you know when I lay it down...

466
00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:32.163
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Shut up.

467
00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:34.083
45, 47.

468
00:20:34.800 --> 00:20:37.201
- Carl?
- What's up?

469
00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:39.325
- We need to talk.
- I thought we already talked.

470
00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:41.687
- Where's the kids?
- Cronut's disgusting.

471
00:20:41.800 --> 00:20:44.085
- Cronut?
- Allie and Carl's Jr. both hate me.

472
00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:46.401
- I don't know what to do, Carl.
- Come on, just have a seat.

473
00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:48.084
Come on, come on, come on, relax.

474
00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:50.685
Just talk to me. What is the deal?

475
00:20:50.760 --> 00:20:53.885
I can't live in this house...

476
00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:57.123
knowing that there is a man
fully masturbating to me.

477
00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:00.405
There's a tent coming up
in his pants every time I'm around.

478
00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.525
Okay, okay, look. Cronut, he been in jail.

479
00:21:02.600 --> 00:21:04.204
He's been in prison. He's a little weird.

480
00:21:04.280 --> 00:21:06.645
- But let me control that, okay?
- When?

481
00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:09.765
I'm gonna get ahold of his little ass. Relax.

482
00:21:09.840 --> 00:21:12.045
Let me get the little leprechaun
in my possession.

483
00:21:12.120 --> 00:21:14.405
- Kick his ass out.
- Look, I'ma go talk to Cronut...

484
00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.045
and we're gonna have a family meeting.

485
00:21:16.120 --> 00:21:17.804
We're gonna get together. Let's...

486
00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:19.245
Let me handle it, okay?

487
00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:21.243
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.

488
00:21:21.320 --> 00:21:22.685
- Thank you.
- Okay, baby.

489
00:21:22.800 --> 00:21:25.371
All right, let me go talk to Allie.

490
00:21:26.560 --> 00:21:28.285
I gotta find a way to make this family work.

491
00:21:28.360 --> 00:21:29.850
Shit.

492
00:21:31.080 --> 00:21:32.605
Cronut!

493
00:21:36.280 --> 00:21:37.770
Cronut.

494
00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:46.124
Cronut.

495
00:21:51.320 --> 00:21:53.288
Cronut.

496
00:22:00.600 --> 00:22:02.805
Don't be playing around, Cronut.

497
00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:06.362
Yeah, you see this? You see it?

498
00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:07.925
You ride my mustache.

499
00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:09.240
Ride my mustache.

500
00:22:09.320 --> 00:22:11.641
Don't act like you don't... Don't act.

501
00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:18.005
- What are you doing?
- Come on, cuz. We cousins.

502
00:22:18.080 --> 00:22:20.045
- Don't be scaring me like that.
- I asked you to come out here, man...

503
00:22:20.120 --> 00:22:21.565
and look at my SUV, man...

504
00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:23.125
and change the oil. What the fuck is this?

505
00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:24.964
I was trying to change the oil, man...

506
00:22:25.040 --> 00:22:26.685
but the oil's so gooky and shit...

507
00:22:26.760 --> 00:22:28.805
it's like dried-up nut. I can't do that.

508
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.565
I don't need no little shade tree mechanic
running around here.

509
00:22:31.640 --> 00:22:33.483
If you don't know what you're doing,
take my shit to Midas.

510
00:22:33.560 --> 00:22:34.605
I do know what I'm doing.

511
00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:36.205
It's made me come up with great ideas.

512
00:22:36.280 --> 00:22:38.965
- A great idea like what?
- A million-dollar idea.

513
00:22:39.040 --> 00:22:40.325
- A million-dollar idea?
- Yeah.

514
00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.164
- With brand-new SUV?
- Brand-new?

515
00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:45.525
It was brand-new when civil rights
movement was going on.

516
00:22:45.600 --> 00:22:46.925
It's a one owner.

517
00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:48.885
One owner? Who was the one owner, Jesus?

518
00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:51.566
Nah, man!
A white lady had it in her garage...

519
00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:53.444
- and never drove it.
- Was it Driving Miss Daisy?

520
00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:55.325
What's that little bolt right there?

521
00:22:55.400 --> 00:22:57.525
- Which one?
- Goddamn mouth.

522
00:22:57.600 --> 00:23:00.001
- What's with you, bro?
- Talking about my shit ain't brand-new.

523
00:23:00.080 --> 00:23:02.242
- Man, you need counseling, bro.
- You do, too.

524
00:23:02.320 --> 00:23:03.765
No, I don't. You do, man.

525
00:23:03.840 --> 00:23:05.965
'Cause I got great ideas.
I'm trying to help you out...

526
00:23:06.040 --> 00:23:07.565
make this situation better for both of us...

527
00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:09.765
'cause I got this great idea.
Let me tell you about it, man.

528
00:23:09.840 --> 00:23:11.565
All right, hear me out, bro.

529
00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:14.041
Here's what I'm thinking.
These models are notorious...

530
00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:16.322
for having electrical problems
that start fire.

531
00:23:16.400 --> 00:23:18.402
So what I'm thinking
is speeding up the process.

532
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.562
That way, this bitch explodes...

533
00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:21.482
- you feel what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

534
00:23:21.560 --> 00:23:23.085
If it explodes...

535
00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:25.205
we get a new model, and a big settlement.

536
00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:27.485
And if I get a big settlement, boom!

537
00:23:27.560 --> 00:23:30.365
So you think you're gonna get a settlement
for blowing up in this truck?

538
00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:32.485
- If I'm in it.
- You're gonna blow up?

539
00:23:32.560 --> 00:23:33.721
I'm not gonna blow all the way up.

540
00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:35.285
I'm not gonna die, that'd be stupid.

541
00:23:35.360 --> 00:23:37.442
All I'm gonna do is just burn
my whole front of my body.

542
00:23:37.560 --> 00:23:39.685
Like you know how Kunta Kinte's back is?

543
00:23:39.760 --> 00:23:42.205
That's how the front
of my chest's gonna look...

544
00:23:42.280 --> 00:23:44.601
Dumb as a box of fucking rocks.

545
00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:46.005
You got a bad bitch now...

546
00:23:46.080 --> 00:23:48.082
No, no, no, no.
And speaking of a bad bitch...

547
00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:50.525
stop fucking with my wife around here.

548
00:23:50.600 --> 00:23:52.523
No, for real. Stop jacking off to her...

549
00:23:52.600 --> 00:23:54.485
- stop watching her.
- Who told you? They snitching on me?

550
00:23:54.560 --> 00:23:55.971
No, she told me.
You've been running around here...

551
00:23:56.080 --> 00:23:57.645
with your little dinkle out and stuff.

552
00:23:57.720 --> 00:23:59.445
- Cut it out!
- Did she tell you she don't like you...

553
00:23:59.520 --> 00:24:00.681
'cause you look like Lionel Richie?

554
00:24:00.760 --> 00:24:02.165
I don't look like no fucking Lionel Richie.

555
00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:04.205
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't look like Lionel Richie.

556
00:24:04.280 --> 00:24:05.645
You gotta look at it from my point of view.

557
00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:07.324
I've been locked up for two years now.

558
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:09.365
I know. I put money on your fucking books.

559
00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.284
So I haven't seen nobody that fine...
I ain't seen no woman.

560
00:24:12.360 --> 00:24:15.245
- All I've been seeing is dick.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

561
00:24:15.320 --> 00:24:16.965
Like, I mean, like, them niggas...

562
00:24:17.040 --> 00:24:19.565
- Them niggas in jail got big-ass dicks.
- I don't wanna hear that shit!

563
00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:21.369
We in shower, they swinging dick everywhere.

564
00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:23.205
Shit missed and bumped me in my elbow...

565
00:24:23.280 --> 00:24:25.485
- and I was on the other side of the room.
- Okay, enough.

566
00:24:25.560 --> 00:24:28.325
Enough with other men. That too much.

567
00:24:28.400 --> 00:24:30.525
Well, let me fuck your old lady.
I won't talk about 'em no more.

568
00:24:30.600 --> 00:24:32.565
What did I just say about you, Cronut?

569
00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:34.881
You think it's a fucking game. Stop playing.

570
00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:37.525
- All right.
- We're having a family meeting...

571
00:24:37.600 --> 00:24:38.885
in 10 minutes.

572
00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:41.245
Get my truck, put back the fuck together...

573
00:24:41.320 --> 00:24:43.641
- and get in there on the meeting.
- All right.

574
00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:46.165
Take that black curtain rod off your head.

575
00:24:46.240 --> 00:24:47.730
- No, I got wave caps.
- That ain't a wave cap.

576
00:24:47.840 --> 00:24:50.605
- I'm trying to get waves.
- Them is fingerprints in your head.

577
00:24:50.680 --> 00:24:52.725
No, this is nice waves.

578
00:24:52.800 --> 00:24:55.201
Yes, boss. I's-a getting to it.

579
00:24:55.280 --> 00:24:57.245
Treat me like I'm a goddamn slave.

580
00:24:57.320 --> 00:24:58.526
I'm your peoples!

581
00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.280
Now, this is a family meeting for the Blacks.

582
00:25:06.080 --> 00:25:07.286
Now, I'm a little upset...

583
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:09.004
that you guys haven't been appreciative...

584
00:25:09.080 --> 00:25:10.764
of this big mansion that I put you in.

585
00:25:10.840 --> 00:25:11.921
You know I'm grateful.

586
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:13.285
You don't get no more "gratefu-ker" than me.

587
00:25:13.360 --> 00:25:16.091
Kids, I did all this, guys, for you.

588
00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:18.123
Well, Daddy, we didn't ask for this.

589
00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:19.845
- You need to get Ray Rice.
- Carl, do you see...

590
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:22.205
- Cronut, shut the fuck up.
- Yes, Your Highness.

591
00:25:22.280 --> 00:25:24.245
I've been trying to get
this Wings and Things account...

592
00:25:24.320 --> 00:25:25.765
so that I can give you guys a better life...

593
00:25:25.840 --> 00:25:27.965
so I can put some smiling faces on your face.

594
00:25:28.040 --> 00:25:29.925
All right, how about a smile?

595
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:32.605
Listen, we are here to have a good time.

596
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.205
No iPhones, no iPads.

597
00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:35.485
- What?
- Put that shit down.

598
00:25:35.560 --> 00:25:37.403
- We're rich...
- Rich.

599
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.125
We're black, and we're going for a walk.

600
00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:40.531
You guys couldn't even walk in Chicago...

601
00:25:42.080 --> 00:25:45.050
- Let's go.
- Listen to what the man's saying!

602
00:25:47.120 --> 00:25:48.485
- You heard Father.
- Let's go.

603
00:25:48.560 --> 00:25:49.965
I got this. Oh, never mind.

604
00:25:50.040 --> 00:25:51.724
I was just...

605
00:25:53.560 --> 00:25:55.449
Damn, this is nice.

606
00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:00.723
We gotta meet some friends around here.

607
00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:06.202
Oh, no, no, no.

608
00:26:06.280 --> 00:26:08.806
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Kim Kardashian.

609
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:10.922
Not in my neighborhood.

610
00:26:12.560 --> 00:26:14.483
911. The janitor speaking.

611
00:26:14.560 --> 00:26:17.404
Yeah, I'd like to report a suspicious
black family in my gated community.

612
00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:18.685
Give me your address...

613
00:26:18.760 --> 00:26:19.921
They're just walking down the street.

614
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:21.325
Free for everyone to see.

615
00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:23.801
They probably have weapons
of mass destruction.

616
00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:26.042
The little one looks like an evil overlord.

617
00:26:26.120 --> 00:26:27.281
Can you please send someone, please?

618
00:26:27.360 --> 00:26:29.010
Hello? Hello!

619
00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:32.160
Babe, let's just go back to the house.

620
00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:33.685
They don't wanna walk.

621
00:26:33.760 --> 00:26:35.364
Come on, let's enjoy this.

622
00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:37.681
We in Beverly Hills.
Look how nice this neighborhood is.

623
00:26:37.760 --> 00:26:39.364
Smell the fresh air.

624
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:41.124
It's nice, right?

625
00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:43.362
- Oh, man, damn.
- This is dumb.

626
00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:45.085
Don't try to take my side either, okay...

627
00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:46.685
because I still don't know you like that.

628
00:26:46.760 --> 00:26:48.364
Hey, hey, hey, watch your mouth now.

629
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:50.044
Daddy, that's not my mother.

630
00:26:50.120 --> 00:26:51.201
I don't have to listen to her.

631
00:26:51.280 --> 00:26:53.123
My mother died, okay? That's just your wife.

632
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:54.804
- Okay, now...
- That's just a side chick that made it.

633
00:26:54.880 --> 00:26:56.644
You're gonna respect your elders now.

634
00:26:56.760 --> 00:26:58.922
- Happy Purge, neighbor.
- The fuck?

635
00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:00.885
Baby, he's got a gun.

636
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.845
- Can I please go back in the house, Dad?
- I'ma pop them legs now.

637
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:05.365
- Relax.
- What?

638
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:07.044
That's why I got the switch.

639
00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:09.805
- Welcome, Blacks!
- Hey, hey, hey!

640
00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:12.326
- Why you yelling?
- Oh, you must excuse him.

641
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:14.920
He gets so excited
when we get to meet new people.

642
00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:18.561
Especially different people.

643
00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.685
So welcome to our beautiful neighborhood.

644
00:27:20.760 --> 00:27:24.242
- I am Jim Smith and...
- That makes me Mary Smith.

645
00:27:24.320 --> 00:27:27.164
And we are... the Smiths.

646
00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:29.447
- We come bearing gifts.
- I'll take that.

647
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:32.482
- You eat this?
- Yeah.

648
00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:34.722
It's little goodies from Williams and Sonoma.

649
00:27:34.840 --> 00:27:36.565
- So it's food.
- Never mind him.

650
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.765
- He's a little...
- Yeah, special needs.

651
00:27:38.840 --> 00:27:40.649
Oh, I get it.

652
00:27:40.760 --> 00:27:43.485
She's got a brother that's got
special needs, too.

653
00:27:43.560 --> 00:27:44.765
It's okay, little fella.

654
00:27:44.840 --> 00:27:46.842
- That's a nice little guy.
- What the fuck?

655
00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.366
Why are you rubbing him
like a yorkie terrier?

656
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:51.205
He is such a stinker.

657
00:27:51.280 --> 00:27:52.725
It's true, I am.

658
00:27:52.800 --> 00:27:55.405
I did not get your names.

659
00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:57.525
- You are...?
- I'm Lorena.

660
00:27:57.600 --> 00:27:59.284
- Lorena. Latina?
- Yes.

661
00:27:59.360 --> 00:28:01.325
- Un nombre bonito.
- Mucho gracias.

662
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:02.805
Okay, that's a fucking 'nough, Bill.

663
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:05.445
- Come on, man, what are you doing?
- Stop flirting, you.

664
00:28:05.520 --> 00:28:07.645
All that neato Telemundo shit.

665
00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:09.765
Why would you want that
when you can have this?

666
00:28:09.840 --> 00:28:12.965
Sweetie, you know I can't resist
a beautiful face.

667
00:28:13.040 --> 00:28:15.805
- Thank you.
- You better put a leash on his ass.

668
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:17.565
And you are?

669
00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.285
My name is Carl Black.

670
00:28:19.360 --> 00:28:22.762
Don't Hate Wiring.
You've probably seen, you know, yeah.

671
00:28:22.840 --> 00:28:24.965
But I also own a new company now.

672
00:28:25.040 --> 00:28:27.441
It's called Mandingo Plumbing...

673
00:28:27.520 --> 00:28:29.284
'cause I lay pipe.

674
00:28:29.360 --> 00:28:31.485
- Carl. Carl, stop.
- I'd like to lay some on your fat ass.

675
00:28:31.560 --> 00:28:34.125
- And I come right after it.
- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

676
00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:36.043
- Okay.
- And look at this.

677
00:28:36.120 --> 00:28:38.327
Are you a little black vampire?

678
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.482
- Stop it.
- It's a little ironic...

679
00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:46.040
that your name is Black...

680
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:48.083
- because you are...
- Don't say it, bitch.

681
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:51.084
- Carl!
- No, she know what she's doing.

682
00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:52.400
You moved into the house...

683
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.125
at the end of Cherry Blossom, is that right?

684
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:55.325
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

685
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:56.725
Yeah, I'll bet you got a deal on that one.

686
00:28:56.800 --> 00:28:59.724
I did... oh, we did get
a good deal in it, yes.

687
00:28:59.840 --> 00:29:02.002
- Why?
- Well...

688
00:29:02.080 --> 00:29:03.650
Let's just say the last owners...

689
00:29:03.760 --> 00:29:07.125
left in a little bit
of a hurry, mid-renovation.

690
00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:09.085
What the fuck is mid-renovation?

691
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:10.844
They didn't survive the Purge.

692
00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:12.684
But, you know, I'm sure...

693
00:29:12.760 --> 00:29:14.245
That's the first warning.

694
00:29:14.320 --> 00:29:15.645
- Yes.
- Happy Purge, neighbors.

695
00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:17.324
Happy Purge!

696
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.849
Okay, well...

697
00:29:58.800 --> 00:30:00.643
here's dinner.

698
00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:03.485
- What is that?
- It's chicken.

699
00:30:03.560 --> 00:30:05.244
What, you've never seen chicken, Allie?

700
00:30:05.320 --> 00:30:07.205
- Are you sure?
- The kitchen is brand-new.

701
00:30:07.280 --> 00:30:09.601
There's all those knobs,
and I didn't really know how to put the...

702
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:10.725
I understand. It looks good.

703
00:30:10.800 --> 00:30:12.723
Yeah, it looks like a vampire chicken...

704
00:30:12.800 --> 00:30:15.724
after the sun comes out.

705
00:30:17.080 --> 00:30:19.447
That better be the sound for the club.

706
00:30:22.040 --> 00:30:24.646
What's with this Purge bullshit, all right?

707
00:30:24.760 --> 00:30:27.764
Oh, my God, Dad.
You don't pay attention to anything.

708
00:30:27.840 --> 00:30:30.320
Tonight's only
the most dangerous night all year.

709
00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:33.045
Yeah, people can get away
with robbing, murdering...

710
00:30:33.120 --> 00:30:35.361
whatever crime they want for 12 hours.

711
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:36.925
And the police can't do anything about it.

712
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.965
Okay, look.
Enough with this Purge shit, all right?

713
00:30:40.040 --> 00:30:41.365
It's a damn joke.

714
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:44.171
People don't purge
in no damn neighborhood like this.

715
00:30:47.120 --> 00:30:49.761
Shit, man, I just got out of prison
and here you go with this fuckin' shit.

716
00:30:49.840 --> 00:30:50.921
I didn't come out for this shit.

717
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.565
I'm too old for this shit, man.

718
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.845
- Shit.
- Maybe it was just down the street.

719
00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:57.605
Maybe we should board up
the windows or something.

720
00:30:57.680 --> 00:30:59.405
- Yeah.
- Blacula.

721
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:00.605
Are you scared?

722
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.081
I thought you was the night
of the walking dead.

723
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:04.445
I'm the living dead.

724
00:31:04.520 --> 00:31:05.925
The walking dead are zombies.

725
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.965
I think Carl's Jr.'s right.
We need to batten down the hatches.

726
00:31:08.040 --> 00:31:10.202
- You know what I'm saying?
- No, no, no, listen, guys.

727
00:31:10.280 --> 00:31:13.284
I moved you guys to the safest zip code
in the country, all right?

728
00:31:13.360 --> 00:31:15.645
They don't purge in neighborhoods like this.

729
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.564
Back in Chicago, we couldn't even look
out the windows, remember?

730
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.085
But at least we knew who was coming for us.

731
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:22.205
Now, we're safe.

732
00:31:22.280 --> 00:31:23.485
This is protection.

733
00:31:23.560 --> 00:31:25.961
This is first class living
right here, all right?

734
00:31:26.040 --> 00:31:28.566
We don't have to worry
about all that crazy stuff.

735
00:31:30.320 --> 00:31:32.163
Oh, shit,
I'd rather be in jail getting fucked.

736
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.049
Fuck this shit. I ain't with this.

737
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:35.725
They're ready to kill all the blacks.

738
00:31:35.800 --> 00:31:37.245
They are purging for blacks!

739
00:31:37.320 --> 00:31:39.084
- They want the niggas!
- Shut up!

740
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:42.562
Carl, we need to get everybody
in the car right now...

741
00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:45.005
and drive out of this crazy
neighborhood right now!

742
00:31:45.080 --> 00:31:46.645
Listen, listen, listen. Listen, everybody.

743
00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.245
Listen, all right?

744
00:31:48.320 --> 00:31:50.004
Now, we're gonna go to the panic room.

745
00:31:50.080 --> 00:31:51.844
Relax. It's the purge...

746
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:54.161
but it ain't for us, okay?

747
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.685
- Okay.
- All right, come on, let's go.

748
00:31:55.760 --> 00:31:57.683
Let's move. Let's go.

749
00:31:59.040 --> 00:32:00.724
I thought we weren't allowed to go out there!

750
00:32:00.800 --> 00:32:02.529
We gotta go!

751
00:32:09.520 --> 00:32:11.170
Thanks.

752
00:32:11.280 --> 00:32:13.362
Does asbestos smell like weed?

753
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.165
'Cause if so, I smell it.

754
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:16.525
Shut up.

755
00:32:16.600 --> 00:32:19.080
Nothing. You see anything?

756
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:20.205
Do you see anybody?

757
00:32:20.280 --> 00:32:21.850
- No.
- All right, then.

758
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.884
- What does this button do?
- Stop touching stuff, Junior.

759
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:27.645
What? I didn't even do anything!

760
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:30.121
Ever since Mom died,
I can't do anything right.

761
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:32.085
- Carl's Jr.
- No.

762
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.725
Dad...

763
00:32:33.800 --> 00:32:35.882
that was really messed up.

764
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.644
You know what? I'm going to my room.

765
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:41.884
And don't anyone come and check on me, okay?

766
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:43.962
Not tonight.

767
00:32:44.040 --> 00:32:45.963
They acting like Will Smith's kids now.

768
00:32:46.040 --> 00:32:48.565
Carl, is she hiding something?

769
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:50.642
- She's spoiled.
- I know.

770
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:53.245
All right, I'm gonna go check on them.

771
00:32:53.320 --> 00:32:54.970
I'll leave you alone.

772
00:32:56.600 --> 00:32:58.011
Carl's Jr!

773
00:32:58.120 --> 00:32:59.565
Are we in a scene of Diff'rent Strokes?

774
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:00.880
'Cause that's what it feels right now.

775
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.285
You Mr. Drummond now.

776
00:33:02.360 --> 00:33:04.085
Cuz, just relax, cuz.

777
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:05.565
They all know you got
a lot of stuff on your mind.

778
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:07.445
But you know what'll ease that?

779
00:33:07.520 --> 00:33:09.085
Smoke a little ganja.

780
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:12.369
I got ya. I'm gonna roll up.

781
00:33:18.280 --> 00:33:19.441
Freezee!

782
00:33:24.280 --> 00:33:26.169
You're hot, nigga.

783
00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:30.251
- Not if I kill 'em first.
- Who that?

784
00:33:30.360 --> 00:33:31.441
What?

785
00:33:31.520 --> 00:33:33.284
You gotta go. Who is it?

786
00:33:33.360 --> 00:33:34.765
- Lorena.
- Oh, shit.

787
00:33:34.840 --> 00:33:36.285
My dick hard. Let me just finish real quick.

788
00:33:36.360 --> 00:33:38.169
Go in my bathroom.

789
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:40.841
Coming!

790
00:33:51.520 --> 00:33:53.885
- What do you want?
- Well, I wanna talk to you.

791
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:55.121
- Are you coming in my room now?
- Yeah.

792
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:56.611
- What are you doing?
- What's going on?

793
00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:59.005
- Okay...
- What are you doing?

794
00:33:59.080 --> 00:34:01.003
What do you want?

795
00:34:01.080 --> 00:34:03.162
I don't want anything. I just...

796
00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:04.725
Allie, listen.

797
00:34:04.800 --> 00:34:06.484
I just wanted to come talk to you...

798
00:34:06.560 --> 00:34:08.765
because I am really not happy...

799
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.565
with all this fighting
that's going on between us.

800
00:34:10.640 --> 00:34:12.244
I know I'm not your mother.

801
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.485
- I don't want you to be my mother.
- Trust me, I'm not.

802
00:34:14.560 --> 00:34:15.925
And I will never be your mother...

803
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:18.162
but I want us to at least try and be friends.

804
00:34:18.240 --> 00:34:20.720
I don't like all this fighting
that's going on.

805
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:23.804
It's... It's uncomfortable.

806
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:25.445
- Okay.
- Okay, good.

807
00:34:25.520 --> 00:34:28.085
Look, I brought you a little gift...

808
00:34:28.160 --> 00:34:29.161
a little peace offering.

809
00:34:29.240 --> 00:34:30.480
You brought me something?

810
00:34:30.560 --> 00:34:32.005
My mom gave it to me.

811
00:34:32.080 --> 00:34:33.485
Oh, 'cause you don't got no money.

812
00:34:33.560 --> 00:34:36.325
It's a necklace of the Virgin Mary...

813
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:38.402
and now I'm giving it to you
to protect you tonight...

814
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:40.445
for this so-called Purge.

815
00:34:40.520 --> 00:34:42.325
- Thanks.
- You like it?

816
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:43.965
Yeah.

817
00:34:44.040 --> 00:34:45.724
Okay, how about a thank-you hug?

818
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:48.326
- Okay.
- Okay, come here.

819
00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:50.283
It's a hug, Allie.

820
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:52.801
- God!
- Okay.

821
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:54.845
- Okay, goodbye.
- All right.

822
00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:57.400
Bye! Thank you. Bye.

823
00:34:57.480 --> 00:34:58.685
I'm gonna go talk to your brother.

824
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:00.922
All right. Okay.

825
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:02.285
What are you doing?

826
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:03.685
- I'm coming!
- What are you doing?

827
00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:05.683
Look at how you live.

828
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:07.762
Oh, my God!

829
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.842
Yo, man.

830
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.440
It's never fucking enough.

831
00:35:12.520 --> 00:35:14.727
Man, it's hard trying to please this girl...

832
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.923
my family, my cousin, my friends.

833
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.285
I'll tell you right now...

834
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:21.885
I ain't one of them
'cause I'm proud of you, cuz.

835
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.531
- Yeah?
- With the Wings and Things shit, man.

836
00:35:24.640 --> 00:35:26.722
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Shit, when I was locked up, cuz...

837
00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:29.165
the only thing I could think about
was getting out of Chicago...

838
00:35:29.240 --> 00:35:30.565
and look at us now.

839
00:35:30.640 --> 00:35:33.041
Beverly Hills! Nigga, we made it.

840
00:35:33.120 --> 00:35:34.565
You got all types of shit.

841
00:35:34.640 --> 00:35:37.325
Look at all these lions,
tigers, and bears, oh, my!

842
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:38.725
- Yeah.
- For real, nigga...

843
00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:40.723
like, are we on "Animal Planet"
in this motherfucker?

844
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:42.404
You ever watch that channel?
Them motherfuckers be...

845
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:44.164
You killed all this yourself?

846
00:35:44.240 --> 00:35:46.365
You're doing your thing, man,
but for real, cuz...

847
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:47.565
I'm telling you, man, like...

848
00:35:47.640 --> 00:35:49.165
you got me out of this shit.

849
00:35:49.240 --> 00:35:51.163
Like, when I grew up, only thing, you know...

850
00:35:51.240 --> 00:35:53.445
all I've been doing
was robbing, stealing, cheating.

851
00:35:53.520 --> 00:35:55.443
Now I ain't gotta do none
of that shit no more.

852
00:35:55.520 --> 00:35:59.205
And I know, I know your family tripping
off me and everything...

853
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:01.325
but let me tell you something.
They'll get over it.

854
00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:03.323
The best thing about it...

855
00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:05.528
we 3,000 miles away in Beverly Hills...

856
00:36:05.640 --> 00:36:07.085
from Key Flo's crazy ass.

857
00:36:07.160 --> 00:36:09.322
I do not wanna be around that nigga.

858
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:11.205
- That nigga is...
- Excuse me. Back up.

859
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:12.850
Key Flo's out?

860
00:36:14.640 --> 00:36:16.085
Yeah, you ain't know that?

861
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:19.601
I thought he had about five or six years.

862
00:36:19.680 --> 00:36:21.885
Nope, that nigga's good and out now.

863
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:23.445
He killing all the witnesses now.

864
00:36:23.520 --> 00:36:25.204
For real, like, he is killing them.

865
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:27.362
But the crazy part about it...

866
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:30.085
is the police never found the money...

867
00:36:30.160 --> 00:36:31.445
or they didn't find the weed.

868
00:36:31.520 --> 00:36:34.444
He killed all the witnesses.

869
00:36:34.520 --> 00:36:36.245
Killed them all, man.

870
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:38.125
You remember that grandma that told on him?

871
00:36:38.200 --> 00:36:39.525
Bitch dead.

872
00:36:39.600 --> 00:36:41.443
Then he killed this preacher.

873
00:36:41.520 --> 00:36:44.045
This preacher was sitting there
riding on a bicycle.

874
00:36:44.120 --> 00:36:46.964
- He shot her 72 times.
- All right, shut the fuck up, man!

875
00:36:47.040 --> 00:36:48.325
I'm trying to tell you a story.

876
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:50.641
Fuck Key Flo!

877
00:36:50.720 --> 00:36:51.881
All right?

878
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:53.200
Why? You nervous?

879
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.485
You you should know...

880
00:36:54.560 --> 00:36:56.324
Weren't you with him the day...

881
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:57.645
the day he got locked up?

882
00:36:57.720 --> 00:36:58.925
You was with him, right?

883
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:00.565
'Cause you were doing some installation on...

884
00:37:00.640 --> 00:37:01.801
No!

885
00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:03.882
I'm just saying, I mean...

886
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:05.200
you're good, though.

887
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:06.441
We're out here in Beverly Hills.

888
00:37:06.520 --> 00:37:08.170
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with us.

889
00:37:09.600 --> 00:37:12.325
You act like you're with him or something.

890
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:13.965
Look, I feel, I feel Key Flo...

891
00:37:14.040 --> 00:37:15.605
'cause if that was my shit...

892
00:37:15.680 --> 00:37:18.325
nigga's gotta die. D-E-D.

893
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:20.125
Die. Dead.

894
00:37:20.200 --> 00:37:22.245
Finito.

895
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.005
Killing everything. Women, kids, grandma.

896
00:37:25.080 --> 00:37:26.805
Lions, tigers, all this shit.

897
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:28.245
Nigga gotta die.

898
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:29.685
Nigga's got... It's karma, bro.

899
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:31.125
If you're gonna take
something from somebody...

900
00:37:31.200 --> 00:37:32.690
- then he's gonna...
- I gotta go.

901
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:41.442
Spit all on the weed.

902
00:37:43.600 --> 00:37:45.523
Carl's Junior?

903
00:37:45.600 --> 00:37:48.165
- Hey, Lorena.
- Hey.

904
00:37:48.240 --> 00:37:50.685
Oh, this looks cool.

905
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:52.205
Thanks. It's my vampire lair.

906
00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:55.045
I see that. What are you doing?

907
00:37:55.120 --> 00:37:57.930
I would tell you, but I fear
the NSA will implicate you.

908
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:00.645
I completely get it.

909
00:38:00.720 --> 00:38:02.245
I get it.

910
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:04.004
Are you doing okay?

911
00:38:04.080 --> 00:38:07.285
Yeah, it's just that
Dad's always yelling at me.

912
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.284
- And he just makes me mad sometimes.
- You wanna talk about it?

913
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:12.885
You don't have to be nice to me.

914
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:15.122
What do you mean "have to"?

915
00:38:15.200 --> 00:38:16.884
I know I'm a weirdo.

916
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:19.405
My real mom could barely stand
to be around me.

917
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:22.045
She have birth to me.
All you did was marry my dad.

918
00:38:22.120 --> 00:38:24.565
Okay, listen. Your mom loved you.

919
00:38:24.640 --> 00:38:26.605
I promise you she loved you.

920
00:38:26.680 --> 00:38:28.885
And I, believe it or not...

921
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:31.405
can totally stand to be around you.

922
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:32.685
- Really?
- Yeah.

923
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:34.364
Well, most of the time.

924
00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.085
- Thanks, Lorena.
- All right, listen.

925
00:38:37.160 --> 00:38:39.125
We have a deal, okay? You don't hide anymore.

926
00:38:39.200 --> 00:38:40.361
We're gonna stick together.

927
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:41.885
We're gonna be a team, okay?

928
00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:43.724
- Okay.
- All right.

929
00:38:45.080 --> 00:38:46.081
Oh, my God!

930
00:38:46.160 --> 00:38:48.527
Where's my lighter at?

931
00:38:53.160 --> 00:38:54.685
- Hey.
- You got another one of these?

932
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:56.250
This motherfucker here
don't seem like it wants to work.

933
00:38:57.200 --> 00:38:59.085
Where'd you get that at?

934
00:38:59.160 --> 00:39:00.445
Where'd I get it from?

935
00:39:00.520 --> 00:39:01.885
Yeah, where'd you get my shit at?

936
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:03.925
Nigga, I see you have
a whole life's supply of this shit...

937
00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.764
so I figured I'd help myself, cuz.

938
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:07.365
What the fuck you talking about?

939
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:12.008
Oh, God.

940
00:39:12.120 --> 00:39:13.804
No.

941
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:18.485
What was that?

942
00:39:18.560 --> 00:39:20.927
- What was that?
- I don't know.

943
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.445
Where's the money at?

944
00:39:23.520 --> 00:39:25.325
Is that my dad?

945
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:27.084
Let's go see
what your crazy father's doing...

946
00:39:27.160 --> 00:39:29.162
- with Cronut.
- Cronut.

947
00:39:29.240 --> 00:39:30.805
'Cause I didn't know if the Purge
was gonna come in here.

948
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:33.121
I brought you out here.
You're disrespecting my kids.

949
00:39:33.200 --> 00:39:34.804
- Man, come on.
- Messing with my wife.

950
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:36.365
- Come on, bro.
- You're threatening them.

951
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:38.408
- Who would threaten...
- You did! You did!

952
00:39:38.520 --> 00:39:40.443
- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- Hey, stop.

953
00:39:40.520 --> 00:39:41.645
Hey, you ain't gonna hit me no more...

954
00:39:41.720 --> 00:39:43.445
with that goddamn bat.

955
00:39:43.520 --> 00:39:45.485
You know I did the two years. I die by mine.

956
00:39:45.560 --> 00:39:47.125
Know that. Don't hit me no more.

957
00:39:47.200 --> 00:39:48.765
- Okay, well, know this.
- What?

958
00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:51.241
Some kids need their ass spanked...

959
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:52.924
I think it's the Purge.

960
00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:54.125
I wasn't gonna fuck your old lady.

961
00:39:54.200 --> 00:39:56.245
Boy, ain't no purge
happening in Beverly Hills.

962
00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:58.163
What's that mean?

963
00:39:58.240 --> 00:39:59.645
You know what? I'm just gonna check it out.

964
00:39:59.720 --> 00:40:01.484
- Just stay here, okay?
- ...I'm sorry!

965
00:40:01.560 --> 00:40:03.244
- Just don't move.
- Okay.

966
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:07.570
Time to die, everyone. Movie over.

967
00:40:15.120 --> 00:40:16.605
They're gonna purge me, Carl!

968
00:40:16.680 --> 00:40:18.645
Daddy? Daddy!

969
00:40:18.720 --> 00:40:20.484
- ...you're gonna be sorry!
- Get your ass out of here.

970
00:40:20.560 --> 00:40:22.605
- Dad!
- Carl, that is your family out there.

971
00:40:22.680 --> 00:40:25.001
- Fuck him!
- But tonight's the Purge!

972
00:40:25.080 --> 00:40:26.645
You put out Cronut again?

973
00:40:26.720 --> 00:40:28.445
Yeah, I kicked Cronut's ass out of here.

974
00:40:28.520 --> 00:40:30.124
Y'all gonna defend a damn dude...

975
00:40:30.240 --> 00:40:31.321
- that just got out of prison?
- What?

976
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:33.285
Let him do some time in Beverly Hills.

977
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:36.011
- He's gonna die out there.
- I don't give a fuck if he dies.

978
00:40:36.120 --> 00:40:38.845
- R-I-P, Cronut.
- Cronut needs to be inside with us.

979
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:40.922
It's the Purge! They're crazy.

980
00:40:41.040 --> 00:40:43.042
- Let him back in the house. He's family!
- Move, bitch!

981
00:40:43.120 --> 00:40:45.005
Yeah! What's up?

982
00:40:45.080 --> 00:40:46.730
Yo, what's up, Mr. Frosty?

983
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:49.002
It's Freezee, nigga!
I'm sick and tired of you.

984
00:40:49.080 --> 00:40:51.045
- What you doing in my house?
- What I was up here doing?

985
00:40:51.120 --> 00:40:53.282
I was making sweet love to your daughter...

986
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:54.325
making you a grandkid.

987
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:55.885
With no protection.

988
00:40:55.960 --> 00:40:58.440
John Witherspoon-looking little motherfucker.

989
00:40:58.560 --> 00:40:59.800
- I'm coming up here.
- Purge on this nigga!

990
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:03.883
- Run!
- Bitch!

991
00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:05.685
You ready for the Purge?

992
00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:08.161
Allie, what you doing up there with that boy?

993
00:41:08.240 --> 00:41:10.322
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna purge this nigga.

994
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:13.131
- Why? He's my family. Stop!
- Shut up!

995
00:41:13.240 --> 00:41:14.725
I'm doing it for you.

996
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.205
I thought you said you loved me.

997
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:19.204
- I love you. Watch this.
- That's my family!

998
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:20.485
- Shut up, bitch!
- Daddy, run!

999
00:41:20.560 --> 00:41:22.324
Hey, bitch! Shut up!

1000
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.045
- You shut up!
- Shut up!

1001
00:41:24.120 --> 00:41:25.804
- No, you shut up!
- Shut up!

1002
00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:27.325
- Bitch.
- Freezee!

1003
00:41:27.400 --> 00:41:29.164
- Bitch, I'm crazy.
- Stop!

1004
00:41:34.600 --> 00:41:36.085
I done... with you.

1005
00:41:36.160 --> 00:41:38.285
I knew it. I knew you was crazy!

1006
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:41.245
- Fuck you, Mr. Freeze.
- No! Daddy, hide!

1007
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:43.766
Put the gun down!

1008
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:47.685
- I'm in the studio, bitch!
- Why you doing this?

1009
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:50.684
You told me I was your trap queen!

1010
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.091
Oh, shit!

1011
00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:58.445
Fuck. Daddy!

1012
00:41:58.520 --> 00:42:00.363
I think I killed him!

1013
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:03.405
Oh, my God. Carl, we're going to jail.

1014
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:06.365
No. Allie, you're going to jail.

1015
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:08.245
I don't wanna go to jail!

1016
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:10.965
- Look what you did.
- You told me I was your trap queen!

1017
00:42:11.040 --> 00:42:13.245
- Freezee.
- Oh, shit.

1018
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.288
- Damn.
- Carl, touch him.

1019
00:42:20.720 --> 00:42:22.722
All right, we got a dead nigga in the house.

1020
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.802
- Oh, Carl.
- Okay, now listen.

1021
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.685
I watched First 48.
We gotta wipe this house down.

1022
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.885
- First 48?
- First 48.

1023
00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.247
We gotta make sure ain't no more
black people around here...

1024
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:34.965
- 'cause they will snitch.
- Wait, it's the Purge, okay?

1025
00:42:35.040 --> 00:42:36.724
It doesn't... we're not gonna
get in trouble, remember?

1026
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:38.605
Yeah, but they'll charge me.

1027
00:42:38.680 --> 00:42:40.325
Carl, no. Don't touch him.

1028
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:42.402
- That makes it worse.
- I don't wanna touch him either.

1029
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:44.847
- Carl.
- Roll up, roll his ass up.

1030
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:47.165
- Come on.
- Oh, no!

1031
00:42:47.240 --> 00:42:50.005
- How are we gonna...
- I don't wanna touch him!

1032
00:42:50.080 --> 00:42:51.570
Shut the fuck up.

1033
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.402
Oh, God.

1034
00:42:59.160 --> 00:43:01.003
Carl, who is that?

1035
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:04.250
Dad, who is that?

1036
00:43:08.560 --> 00:43:10.045
- He's got a chainsaw.
- Who is that?

1037
00:43:10.120 --> 00:43:12.521
It's Donald Trump.

1038
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:17.569
I'm just kidding. It's been a while.

1039
00:43:20.080 --> 00:43:21.405
Go to the panic room.

1040
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.005
I heard you.

1041
00:43:24.680 --> 00:43:26.762
- Let's go.
- CJ, come on.

1042
00:43:36.080 --> 00:43:37.684
Hello, Carl.

1043
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:40.201
Or should I call you Mr. Black?

1044
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:41.441
How do you know my name?

1045
00:43:41.520 --> 00:43:43.124
We know how you can afford...

1046
00:43:43.200 --> 00:43:44.685
to live in this neighborhood...

1047
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:47.885
- and you're not welcome.
- You've been Googling my ass?

1048
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:49.644
You're not wanted here, Carl.

1049
00:43:49.720 --> 00:43:53.925
We enjoy watching your kind
on the football field...

1050
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:56.970
the basketball courts, and the boxing ring.

1051
00:43:57.920 --> 00:43:59.684
But we pay for cable TV...

1052
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:01.565
to see you on our television...

1053
00:44:01.640 --> 00:44:04.644
not to live in our neighborhood.

1054
00:44:04.720 --> 00:44:06.085
Daddy, I'm scared.

1055
00:44:06.160 --> 00:44:07.645
It's a matter of time...

1056
00:44:07.720 --> 00:44:10.200
before your wife starts to braid hair...

1057
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:13.725
like Allen Iverson!

1058
00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:16.405
Why does he still have the braids?

1059
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:18.687
We like Allen Iverson's braids.

1060
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:19.845
- Yeah.
- We do.

1061
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:21.485
Mr. Black...

1062
00:44:21.560 --> 00:44:23.525
it's a matter of time...

1063
00:44:23.600 --> 00:44:26.604
before our wives want to sleep with you.

1064
00:44:26.680 --> 00:44:29.968
And I do not want you
destroying my wife's guts.

1065
00:44:31.040 --> 00:44:32.685
So I must destroy you.

1066
00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:34.524
You think I'm scared of you?

1067
00:44:34.600 --> 00:44:37.922
We don't want a nigga.

1068
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:39.684
- What?
- What?

1069
00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:41.364
You out of your mind?

1070
00:44:41.440 --> 00:44:42.521
- Too much?
- Yeah!

1071
00:44:42.600 --> 00:44:44.284
- What the hell are you thinking?
- Way too much.

1072
00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:45.645
Sorry about that, Carl.

1073
00:44:45.720 --> 00:44:47.285
Nah, fuck all that.

1074
00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:48.765
No, no, don't be sorry.

1075
00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:50.763
Your ass is grass for saying that.

1076
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.445
That's on me.
I really wanna apologize for that.

1077
00:44:53.520 --> 00:44:55.124
So everything else I meant.

1078
00:44:55.200 --> 00:44:58.727
That last part I didn't, so sorry about that.

1079
00:44:58.840 --> 00:44:59.965
Don't... that ain't...

1080
00:45:00.040 --> 00:45:01.925
- Put the...
- Dude, just let...

1081
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.321
You wanna be sorry?
Get out my motherfucking house.

1082
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.285
Tonight, you're being purged
for being a liar, Carl Black...

1083
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:09.965
- and I'm coming in there!
- You can't get in here!

1084
00:45:10.040 --> 00:45:10.962
- Yeah.
- Watch, bitch.

1085
00:45:11.040 --> 00:45:12.804
It's protected by Viper!

1086
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:15.245
I'm going to cut the power now, Mr. Black.

1087
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:18.925
So it's going to be harder
to see you and your family.

1088
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:21.645
Maybe if you smile...

1089
00:45:21.720 --> 00:45:24.451
it would help us find you in the dark.

1090
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:30.405
Fuck.

1091
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:32.890
Fuck.

1092
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:36.163
Jesus. My power tool has run out of gas.

1093
00:45:36.240 --> 00:45:38.004
What are the chances?

1094
00:45:38.080 --> 00:45:39.445
I'll be back, Mr. Black.

1095
00:45:39.520 --> 00:45:42.325
Why is my power tool out of gas?

1096
00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:44.801
The Purge is the same time every year,
you two imbeciles.

1097
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:48.683
- I'm scared of the dark.
- What?

1098
00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:51.001
How are you a vampire and scared of the dark?

1099
00:45:51.080 --> 00:45:53.805
Vampires are scared of the dark sometimes.

1100
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:55.962
It's just a little thing that goes on.

1101
00:45:56.040 --> 00:45:58.122
Don't worry about it. We're on lockdown.

1102
00:45:58.200 --> 00:45:59.645
They can't do nothing to us.

1103
00:45:59.720 --> 00:46:01.165
They killed the power.

1104
00:46:03.080 --> 00:46:04.161
Up with y'all?

1105
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:06.760
What the hell? Where'd you come from?

1106
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:08.805
- I came through the back.
- The back?

1107
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:11.085
What the hell you mean
you came through the back?

1108
00:46:11.160 --> 00:46:13.083
- We on lockdown!
- Clearly, we're not.

1109
00:46:13.160 --> 00:46:15.365
Man, you got a lot of broke windows
out there in the back.

1110
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:16.645
You need to get that shit checked.

1111
00:46:16.720 --> 00:46:18.563
You ain't check that shit on Zillow
before you bought this shit?

1112
00:46:18.640 --> 00:46:21.484
Look, if that window's open...

1113
00:46:21.560 --> 00:46:23.205
who knows what else is open.

1114
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:24.964
You go check out the front...

1115
00:46:25.040 --> 00:46:26.201
and I'ma go check out the back.

1116
00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:28.044
Wait, wait, wait,
black people don't split up.

1117
00:46:28.120 --> 00:46:29.645
- Yeah.
- We gotta split up tonight.

1118
00:46:29.720 --> 00:46:31.205
Girls, y'all stay here.

1119
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:32.964
Come on, let's do it.

1120
00:46:35.680 --> 00:46:37.444
All right, guys, listen...

1121
00:46:37.520 --> 00:46:40.085
we're gonna be fine
as long as we stay together.

1122
00:46:40.160 --> 00:46:42.208
I can't take this anymore. I have to go.

1123
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:44.129
- Carl's Jr!
- God!

1124
00:46:54.640 --> 00:46:57.803
The Purge is on, motherfuckers!

1125
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:04.050
- Who's there?
- Welcome to the neighborhood, Blacks!

1126
00:47:08.640 --> 00:47:10.802
Hey, hey! They're upstairs!

1127
00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:12.644
It's gonna be okay.

1128
00:47:12.720 --> 00:47:14.768
Dark is just the opposite of light.

1129
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:17.005
I don't play that shit.

1130
00:47:17.080 --> 00:47:19.285
You think you're gonna run me
out of this nice-ass house?

1131
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:21.283
I'm from the hood.
Can't nothing fuck with me.

1132
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:34.601
Once you go black, you die!

1133
00:47:34.680 --> 00:47:36.887
Bitch, this is not a game.

1134
00:47:53.720 --> 00:47:58.085
Shut the fucking door around here, shit.

1135
00:47:58.160 --> 00:47:59.969
Bitch-ass!

1136
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:04.723
Bad night to be a lyin', thievin' runaway.

1137
00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:13.685
Key Flo...

1138
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:15.046
what you doin' in L.A., baby?

1139
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.603
Crazy shit goin' on out there tonight, Carl.

1140
00:48:19.680 --> 00:48:21.325
You scared, Carl?

1141
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:23.525
No, I ain't scared.

1142
00:48:23.600 --> 00:48:25.523
I'm just doing some dishes for my family.

1143
00:48:27.560 --> 00:48:29.125
Fuck am I scared, be scared of?

1144
00:48:29.200 --> 00:48:30.725
You look real good, Carl.

1145
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.564
I appreciate it. I been drinking my water...

1146
00:48:32.680 --> 00:48:34.165
eating cantaloupes, watermelons.

1147
00:48:34.240 --> 00:48:35.844
Real good, like a scoop of...

1148
00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:38.725
- What the fuck is that?
- ...chocolate ice cream.

1149
00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:40.845
You know chocolate's my favorite, man.

1150
00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:42.245
Well, I'm mocha brown.

1151
00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:46.845
Damn, I heard you just got out too, man.
You look good.

1152
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:49.285
They said you was just rollin' around
the neighborhood, man...

1153
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:51.010
and decided you want to stop in my kitchen.

1154
00:48:52.240 --> 00:48:54.205
- Yeah, to your kitchen.
- Yeah.

1155
00:48:54.280 --> 00:48:55.725
Looks pretty good, marble tables...

1156
00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:58.685
- Since we old friends, I need to know...
- Oh, shit.

1157
00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:00.603
How much a place like this costs.

1158
00:49:02.040 --> 00:49:04.605
Man, you know this ain't really,
like, a real mansion.

1159
00:49:04.680 --> 00:49:06.523
- Really?
- Yeah.

1160
00:49:06.600 --> 00:49:08.565
Whatever you paid, it had to be steep.

1161
00:49:08.640 --> 00:49:10.605
I got some financial backers, man.

1162
00:49:10.680 --> 00:49:14.002
Financial backers? Maybe like Bank Key Flo.

1163
00:49:14.080 --> 00:49:15.241
Remember that?

1164
00:49:16.680 --> 00:49:19.365
You forgot about how you left Chicago?

1165
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:21.805
With a whole lot of money
and a whole lot of drugs...

1166
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.370
that didn't belong to you.

1167
00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:26.205
I'm not even gonna bring up
the shit you stole...

1168
00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:28.044
- besides that, you know.
- What did I take?

1169
00:49:28.120 --> 00:49:30.725
- A space heater.
- I didn't take no damn space heater.

1170
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:32.802
Nigga, you took my space heater, nigga!

1171
00:49:33.640 --> 00:49:34.721
That's right.

1172
00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:37.804
You took my toilet seat
with the dollar bills on it.

1173
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:40.008
- A toilet seat?
- You know what the fuck I'm talking about!

1174
00:49:40.120 --> 00:49:41.765
I don't even like toilet seats!

1175
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:43.245
That's one thing about me.

1176
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:44.725
Guess what?

1177
00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:48.885
You gonna get my money and my dope back.

1178
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:49.768
Tonight.

1179
00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:51.564
Why are you so angry?

1180
00:49:51.640 --> 00:49:53.404
Nigga, you don't need
to worry about all that.

1181
00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:55.403
- You know what you need to worry about?
- What?

1182
00:49:55.480 --> 00:49:58.085
Is that tonight, I can kill you for free.

1183
00:49:58.160 --> 00:49:59.844
- For free?
- For free.

1184
00:49:59.920 --> 00:50:02.805
Won't go back to jail.
You'll just be smoked, nigga.

1185
00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:04.605
Off the count. You know what I'm saying?

1186
00:50:04.680 --> 00:50:08.082
You're gonna give me
all my shit back... tonight.

1187
00:50:08.160 --> 00:50:10.845
How did you get out here, on Southwest?

1188
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:13.605
I know you's a funny nigga and all that...

1189
00:50:13.680 --> 00:50:15.842
but I ain't in the mood
for no jokes right now.

1190
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:19.402
I know it, and I'm trying to make sure
that me and you don't fall out.

1191
00:50:19.520 --> 00:50:21.124
I'm gonna give you your money back.

1192
00:50:21.200 --> 00:50:23.202
I got some Mexicans
that's gonna come in town.

1193
00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:26.005
They bringing a hundred
of them things in here.

1194
00:50:26.080 --> 00:50:28.365
- I'm their connect.
- Who's your connect, nigga?

1195
00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:32.240
I will cut your fucking goatee off, nigga!

1196
00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:35.605
- Please, don't.
- This not a fucking game.

1197
00:50:35.680 --> 00:50:38.205
This is real. This is real, nigga.

1198
00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:40.805
You gonna give me all of mine tonight.

1199
00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:42.644
And if you don't give me mine...

1200
00:50:42.720 --> 00:50:46.685
I'ma have to add some more colors
to my flashy track suit.

1201
00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:50.045
Yeah, maybe some red or some brown.

1202
00:50:50.120 --> 00:50:53.085
Whoever let you walk out the house
with that jacket is not your friend.

1203
00:50:53.160 --> 00:50:55.288
Nigga! This ain't the time
for your goddamn...

1204
00:50:56.800 --> 00:51:00.645
I want my money and my dope, nigga.

1205
00:51:00.720 --> 00:51:01.881
Tonight.

1206
00:51:04.120 --> 00:51:06.282
You wrong, man, 'cause you got busted.

1207
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.325
When the police came
looking for you, you left...

1208
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:10.885
and that's when I took the stuff.

1209
00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:12.724
The police was gonna get it anyway.

1210
00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:15.125
- Hey, baby.
- Carl, you lied to me.

1211
00:51:15.200 --> 00:51:17.005
Baby, not right now. Come on.

1212
00:51:17.080 --> 00:51:19.401
You have this man in here with a gun...

1213
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:21.365
about to purge us, and you're lying?

1214
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:22.771
No, I didn't, I didn't...

1215
00:51:25.160 --> 00:51:27.365
Look, I can't explain it to you right now...

1216
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:29.165
but I'll explain it to you later, all right?

1217
00:51:29.240 --> 00:51:30.844
Can't catch a break tonight, can you, Carl?

1218
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:32.565
- Daddy, help me!
- I think that's Allie.

1219
00:51:32.640 --> 00:51:35.564
That's my daughter right there, man,
they gonna purge me!

1220
00:51:35.640 --> 00:51:38.525
I'm purging you, nigga!

1221
00:51:38.600 --> 00:51:40.565
- There is no "they."
- Look, man, let me tell you something...

1222
00:51:40.640 --> 00:51:42.365
I don't know who the fuck you think I am...

1223
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:44.169
- but I ain't gonna stand for this!
- Shit!

1224
00:51:48.280 --> 00:51:49.441
Bitch-ass.

1225
00:51:56.160 --> 00:51:58.205
Key Flo?

1226
00:51:58.280 --> 00:51:59.725
Key Flo? Key Flo?

1227
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:04.089
Key Flo, you cool? Key Flo?

1228
00:52:14.120 --> 00:52:15.565
Bitch, you thought I was gone?

1229
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:18.607
Duck, duck, goose, motherfucker.

1230
00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:21.765
Carl Black, bring your bitch-ass out here.

1231
00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:24.320
You are light-skinned.
All light-skinned niggas are bitches.

1232
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:29.721
You can't hide!

1233
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:35.167
Lady on my chain, please don't let them...

1234
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:38.565
Daddy, they purgin' us!

1235
00:52:38.640 --> 00:52:40.608
Daddy...

1236
00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:45.805
You freakin' republican!

1237
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:48.884
Please! Please don't hurt me!

1238
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:50.007
Please!

1239
00:52:51.200 --> 00:52:52.645
- Who are you?
- You missed.

1240
00:52:52.720 --> 00:52:54.205
- Who are you?
- Bitch.

1241
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:56.521
- What do you want?
- Cut it out.

1242
00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:00.925
Dennis Strahan.

1243
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.565
But you might know me by another name...

1244
00:53:03.640 --> 00:53:04.765
Visa.

1245
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:06.763
- Visa?
- That's right.

1246
00:53:06.840 --> 00:53:09.285
And I'm here for Carl Black.

1247
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:13.045
Your deadbeat dad has multiple
cards under multiple names...

1248
00:53:13.120 --> 00:53:16.485
buying iPads he can't afford.
I see the Louboutin receipts!

1249
00:53:16.560 --> 00:53:18.605
Well, can't he just
take out a loan, or layaway...

1250
00:53:18.680 --> 00:53:21.325
Too late for that. The bigwigs decided.

1251
00:53:21.400 --> 00:53:23.925
I'm here to take the Black family
off the books.

1252
00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:25.285
Tonight!

1253
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:27.362
- Where is he?
- I don't know!

1254
00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:29.442
- Yes, you do, little girl.
- No, I don't!

1255
00:53:29.560 --> 00:53:30.925
And I'm gonna find him!

1256
00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:32.889
Your account is canceled, bitch!

1257
00:53:35.240 --> 00:53:36.965
Surprise!

1258
00:53:37.040 --> 00:53:39.486
Shut up! Don't you call my girl a bitch!

1259
00:53:40.640 --> 00:53:42.324
Fuck you!

1260
00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:44.045
You people are all the same.

1261
00:53:44.120 --> 00:53:46.043
You want the best brand names...

1262
00:53:46.160 --> 00:53:48.640
but do you want to work for it? No!

1263
00:53:48.720 --> 00:53:51.405
Well, guess what?
We're the credit card company...

1264
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:54.563
and we own your ass!

1265
00:53:58.600 --> 00:54:00.565
Get off of her.

1266
00:54:00.640 --> 00:54:01.721
Get off of her!

1267
00:54:06.720 --> 00:54:09.405
Is he dead?

1268
00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:11.608
I think we killed him.

1269
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:21.643
Take that, motherfucker! Yeah!

1270
00:54:21.720 --> 00:54:23.165
Piece of shit!

1271
00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:32.685
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

1272
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:41.242
Come to papa.

1273
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:43.965
I'm coming for you, storm troopers.

1274
00:54:44.040 --> 00:54:47.522
Carl, stop playing that.

1275
00:54:47.600 --> 00:54:49.967
They purgin', bro.

1276
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:54.285
Are you okay?

1277
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:56.245
No!

1278
00:54:56.320 --> 00:54:58.525
I thought you said we were safe
in Beverly Hills.

1279
00:54:58.600 --> 00:55:00.725
Your father told me the same thing, okay?

1280
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:02.802
Okay.

1281
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:04.723
Allie, did you hear that?

1282
00:55:11.680 --> 00:55:13.805
- Daddy!
- Fuck! What y'all doing over here?

1283
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:15.285
You lied to us.

1284
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:16.930
Look, we're gonna talk
about that later, all right?

1285
00:55:17.040 --> 00:55:19.122
- When?
- Don't start that shit right now.

1286
00:55:19.200 --> 00:55:21.165
- I can't stand you.
- Stop it!

1287
00:55:21.240 --> 00:55:24.125
Listen, if anything happens to me...

1288
00:55:24.200 --> 00:55:26.565
- I love y'all.
- Stop that shit right now.

1289
00:55:26.640 --> 00:55:28.205
You can't hide forever!

1290
00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:31.124
- Look, they purgin', all right?
- She killed somebody.

1291
00:55:31.200 --> 00:55:34.005
- I did!
- I killed a motherfucker, too!

1292
00:55:34.080 --> 00:55:36.242
Listen, where's Carl's Jr?

1293
00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:38.322
- We don't know, he's hiding.
- Go find him, Carl.

1294
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:40.605
Oh, man, that's my only son.

1295
00:55:40.680 --> 00:55:43.045
- Please get us out of here.
- Isn't this more fun than our anniversary?

1296
00:55:43.120 --> 00:55:45.885
- We've gotta go find Carl.
- Let's go. Come on.

1297
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:48.925
- Carl, be careful.
- Come out to play, Webster.

1298
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:52.205
- I ain't fuckin' scared.
- What you talkin' about, Willis?

1299
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:55.841
- I'm scared.
- I'm the man of the fuckin' house.

1300
00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:57.445
If the tall one looks like
O.J., I'm gettin' him!

1301
00:55:57.520 --> 00:55:59.443
I don't wanna die.

1302
00:55:59.520 --> 00:56:01.522
- I love you.
- Don't hold my fuckin' arm so tight.

1303
00:56:01.600 --> 00:56:03.364
I'm sorry!

1304
00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:10.885
- Carl.
- Go kill it.

1305
00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:13.122
Okay, come on, come on.

1306
00:56:13.200 --> 00:56:16.204
I'ma blow that do-rag right off 50 Cent.

1307
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.485
Slow down, Carl.

1308
00:56:22.560 --> 00:56:24.801
See anything?

1309
00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:34.802
- What's wrong, son?
- Come here, Carl.

1310
00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:37.445
Carl's Jr, come here.

1311
00:56:37.520 --> 00:56:39.249
Boy, get your ass over here.

1312
00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:42.921
Goddamn!

1313
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:49.402
What the fuck?

1314
00:56:49.480 --> 00:56:53.121
Tonight is the Purge, Carl Black.

1315
00:56:53.200 --> 00:56:55.965
Wait, where... Where I know you from?

1316
00:56:56.040 --> 00:56:57.925
Carl Black, you know me.

1317
00:56:58.000 --> 00:56:59.411
You better let my son go!

1318
00:56:59.520 --> 00:57:01.085
Not tonight, Carl.

1319
00:57:01.160 --> 00:57:04.767
Not tonight.
You have to pay your debt tonight.

1320
00:57:10.680 --> 00:57:13.524
- Where do I know you from?
- Got a real short memory, Carl.

1321
00:57:13.600 --> 00:57:15.523
- Where do I know you from?
- Shit.

1322
00:57:15.600 --> 00:57:17.284
I'm James Clown...

1323
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:20.125
from Clowny Bouncing House and Party Rentals.

1324
00:57:20.200 --> 00:57:22.441
- You know me.
- Oh, yeah, I remember you.

1325
00:57:22.520 --> 00:57:24.045
You were at my 10th birthday party.

1326
00:57:24.120 --> 00:57:25.849
- That was a really good one, right?
- Yeah!

1327
00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:28.325
I really enjoyed that one, too.
They don't give parties like that anymore.

1328
00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:29.885
But still!

1329
00:57:29.960 --> 00:57:31.200
Nigga, you talkin' about the jumpy houses?

1330
00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:34.204
Yeah, I'm talkin' about the jumpy houses
that you rented and never paid me...

1331
00:57:34.280 --> 00:57:35.611
and had me there all day.

1332
00:57:35.720 --> 00:57:37.961
- I think I do remember this.
- Yes, you remember me...

1333
00:57:38.040 --> 00:57:40.202
and tonight you gonna pay
with your narrow ass.

1334
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:43.365
You got the bouncy house,

1335
00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:44.720
you got the card trick.

1336
00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:47.963
You got the Platinum Party Package deal.

1337
00:57:48.080 --> 00:57:50.445
Yes, you got it all, and you never paid.

1338
00:57:50.520 --> 00:57:52.645
I got the Platinum Party Package Deal?

1339
00:57:52.720 --> 00:57:55.121
You know you got it, Carl Black...

1340
00:57:55.240 --> 00:57:56.725
and then you gave me this fake number...

1341
00:57:56.800 --> 00:57:59.165
to call you for an invoice,
and there was nothing.

1342
00:57:59.240 --> 00:58:02.483
Let me tell you something,
James Clown from the jumpies.

1343
00:58:03.320 --> 00:58:05.402
I don't give a fuck where you from.

1344
00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.403
That's my motherfucking son...

1345
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:09.125
and I'd die for his ass.

1346
00:58:09.200 --> 00:58:11.325
- Really?
- Really.

1347
00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:12.731
Leg shot!

1348
00:58:17.320 --> 00:58:19.004
- I got fired because of you.
- No, no you didn't.

1349
00:58:19.080 --> 00:58:20.405
You should have had the damn party...

1350
00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:22.403
on the first or the 15th
of the month, that's what.

1351
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.802
Goddamn rotten little kids of yours.
They threw pies at me.

1352
00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:28.085
I don't know where they get
those goddamn pies.

1353
00:58:28.160 --> 00:58:31.084
- Yeah, they ain't worth a damn.
- I never seen a pit bull with a perm.

1354
00:58:31.160 --> 00:58:33.605
Your mother's so ugly,
when she turns around...

1355
00:58:33.680 --> 00:58:36.285
she make Right Guard make a left,
and make Secret a rumor, motherfucker.

1356
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:39.443
Hey, man, your breath smell like adult toys.

1357
00:58:39.520 --> 00:58:40.760
Motherfucker!

1358
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:47.285
I want my money!

1359
00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:50.045
Give me my money now, Carl Black.

1360
00:58:53.040 --> 00:58:55.845
Take your motherfucking hands off
my motherfucking cousin, clown.

1361
00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:57.524
Don't make me make you my bitch, nigga.

1362
00:58:57.600 --> 00:58:59.682
You better recognize and realize.
Better not touch my dog.

1363
00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:01.325
Turn around right now
and tell him you sorry...

1364
00:59:01.400 --> 00:59:02.765
or I'll beat your motherfucking ass.

1365
00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:05.645
I ain't scared to go back to jail, nigga.
I already did two years, nigga.

1366
00:59:05.720 --> 00:59:09.122
I know my number by heart.
643586 something, nigga.

1367
00:59:09.200 --> 00:59:10.964
- Tell him them numbers.
- Fuck's wrong with you?

1368
00:59:11.040 --> 00:59:12.610
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Leg shot.

1369
00:59:14.200 --> 00:59:15.565
I ain't even feel it. I ain't even feel it.

1370
00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:21.405
Give me my money, you dumb son of a bitch.

1371
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:23.845
You still got pieces of ear in your teeth.

1372
00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:26.685
You're a low-down, sucker, fucker, fake...

1373
00:59:33.440 --> 00:59:35.044
I'm gonna drill your big-ass head.

1374
00:59:35.120 --> 00:59:37.646
No one messes with Cronut's family!

1375
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:39.410
You hear me?

1376
00:59:44.440 --> 00:59:46.522
Oh, my God, you killed him!

1377
00:59:46.600 --> 00:59:48.523
- He's dead.
- Oh, my gosh!

1378
00:59:48.600 --> 00:59:51.885
- Oh, man.
- Shit. They gonna take me back to jail.

1379
00:59:51.960 --> 00:59:54.361
- I killed him.
- You done killed Venus Williams.

1380
00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:56.408
They gonna take me back to jail, Carl!

1381
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:00.365
- Shit.
- Cronut!

1382
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:02.841
We gotta get out of this house. Come on.

1383
01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:04.604
Told you!

1384
01:00:06.240 --> 01:00:07.765
Who can I snitch on this time?

1385
01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:14.645
Oh, shit!

1386
01:00:17.240 --> 01:00:19.365
Carl Black?

1387
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:21.204
Where you at?

1388
01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:22.566
Where's the keys to the car?

1389
01:00:22.680 --> 01:00:24.011
They're right there on that table.

1390
01:00:25.160 --> 01:00:26.645
Got get 'em.

1391
01:00:26.720 --> 01:00:28.845
Come on, Carl, man.
I just killed somebody, man.

1392
01:00:28.920 --> 01:00:30.205
I'm tired, man.

1393
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:31.725
All that shit you was talking?

1394
01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:34.245
Carl Black? Are you dead, motherfucker?

1395
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:36.641
Let me protect them. I'll protect them.

1396
01:00:36.720 --> 01:00:40.167
- You go and get 'em.
- Yeah! Somebody gonna get purged tonight!

1397
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:43.284
I got them. I got them. You go get him.

1398
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:46.645
Be careful, Daddy. Be careful.

1399
01:00:46.720 --> 01:00:52.565
You stole that money and ran off
to California like I couldn't find you!

1400
01:00:52.640 --> 01:00:55.883
You took Key Flo's money, and I need it back.

1401
01:00:57.680 --> 01:01:00.001
I need that money back...

1402
01:01:03.160 --> 01:01:05.731
I know you was wondering
who was coming down that chimney.

1403
01:01:06.680 --> 01:01:08.645
It ain't Santa Claus, bitch.

1404
01:01:08.720 --> 01:01:10.802
Ho, ho, merry Christmas.

1405
01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:12.765
I'm about to give you peace on Earth...

1406
01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:15.684
'cause I got the pieces
right here, motherfucker.

1407
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:18.125
I came down your chimney,
I had to hold my breath.

1408
01:01:18.200 --> 01:01:20.925
All the way down, and do you know
how long I had to hold my stomach in...

1409
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:23.805
to get through that motherfucker?

1410
01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:26.765
Up on the rooftop Click, click, click

1411
01:01:26.840 --> 01:01:30.605
I'm 'bout to shoot off Carl Black's dick

1412
01:01:30.680 --> 01:01:32.565
Where you at, bitch?

1413
01:01:32.640 --> 01:01:35.005
- Where you at?
- I don't even know you, man.

1414
01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:37.208
I see you, motherfucker.

1415
01:01:39.640 --> 01:01:42.845
Remember me?
I'm your parole officer, bitch...

1416
01:01:42.920 --> 01:01:44.965
and I'm your P.O...

1417
01:01:45.040 --> 01:01:47.645
who is pissed the fuck off.

1418
01:01:47.720 --> 01:01:49.210
Fuck you!

1419
01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:51.968
- Y'all run!
- You stole from Key Flo.

1420
01:01:55.840 --> 01:01:58.002
Your mama snitched on you.

1421
01:01:58.080 --> 01:01:59.805
It's easy to get something
out of your mama...

1422
01:01:59.880 --> 01:02:03.089
when I gave her some Hennessey
and some of this dick!

1423
01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:05.805
If I throw a cheeseburger on the ground...

1424
01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.087
you've got to make a decision, big boy!

1425
01:02:10.160 --> 01:02:12.447
I got the keys, fat motherfucker.

1426
01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:15.205
Fuck you callin' me fat?

1427
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:19.125
Yeah, I was just playing
with you, Carl Black.

1428
01:02:19.200 --> 01:02:22.841
Thinking about sending your punk ass
to jail, make you somebody's bitch.

1429
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:24.604
You my bitch!

1430
01:02:24.680 --> 01:02:27.325
Now I got these infrared beams out, pimp...

1431
01:02:27.400 --> 01:02:29.641
and they never miss.

1432
01:02:29.720 --> 01:02:32.925
Hey, Carl Black, consider your ass...

1433
01:02:33.000 --> 01:02:34.843
purged!

1434
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:48.322
I thought he shot me.

1435
01:02:56.440 --> 01:02:59.364
Shit. It's a fuckin' cardboard box.

1436
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:01.681
What the fuck?

1437
01:03:05.440 --> 01:03:06.771
God is good.

1438
01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.045
Precious is dead down here!

1439
01:03:15.120 --> 01:03:17.245
We killed Shamu!

1440
01:03:17.320 --> 01:03:19.243
Carl Black, you punk bitch...

1441
01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:21.288
I told you I'd be back.

1442
01:03:23.120 --> 01:03:25.964
Nigga, where are you? I will fuck your wife.

1443
01:03:34.160 --> 01:03:35.321
Daddy!

1444
01:03:36.680 --> 01:03:38.805
- Carl!
- Take that thing off.

1445
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:40.484
They tried to kill me downstairs.

1446
01:03:40.560 --> 01:03:42.767
- They're trying to kill all of us, man.
- For real.

1447
01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:44.525
Why'd you leave him down there alone?

1448
01:03:44.600 --> 01:03:46.602
Somebody had to be there to protect y'all.
I'd die for y'all.

1449
01:03:46.680 --> 01:03:48.885
I'm here for you, and you!

1450
01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:50.525
Okay, okay, listen, listen.

1451
01:03:50.600 --> 01:03:52.568
We got to get downstairs
and we got to get in that truck...

1452
01:03:52.680 --> 01:03:54.245
and get the fuck out of here, all right?

1453
01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:55.965
- Now.
- Let's go, man, you right.

1454
01:03:56.040 --> 01:03:58.565
- Yeah, let's do it.
- I need my weed and I need my money.

1455
01:03:58.640 --> 01:04:01.765
I promise I'ma give you everything
as soon as we get out of here.

1456
01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:04.445
You better.
Junior, come out from up under there.

1457
01:04:04.520 --> 01:04:05.931
- Come on, baby.
- Junior!

1458
01:04:10.040 --> 01:04:13.886
I'm not the one you want!
You want Carl Black!

1459
01:04:18.560 --> 01:04:20.285
Saw someone run down the hall.

1460
01:04:20.360 --> 01:04:22.761
Cronut, Cronut, Cronut!

1461
01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:24.565
- Damn!
- Cronut, God damn.

1462
01:04:24.640 --> 01:04:27.005
Are we just gonna leave him in there?

1463
01:04:27.080 --> 01:04:29.481
They got him.
That mean they got my damn money.

1464
01:04:29.560 --> 01:04:31.765
Cronut's going to little man heaven.

1465
01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:33.285
Daddy, now is not the time.

1466
01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:35.442
They took his do-rag off. You know he balded.

1467
01:04:35.520 --> 01:04:36.885
Oh, no.

1468
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:39.406
Feels like we in a goddamn horror movie.

1469
01:04:39.520 --> 01:04:41.965
- Okay, now, what's the rules?
- What are the rules?

1470
01:04:42.040 --> 01:04:43.963
- What rules?
- The scary movie rules.

1471
01:04:44.040 --> 01:04:45.765
Yeah, horror movie rules.

1472
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:48.045
We gotta do the shit
that white people don't do.

1473
01:04:48.120 --> 01:04:49.884
- Survive?
- No.

1474
01:04:49.960 --> 01:04:51.845
Let's get out of here quicker
than a cat can lick its ass.

1475
01:04:51.920 --> 01:04:54.805
Carl Black?

1476
01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:57.525
I came to purge you.
Come on, you bitch-ass nigga!

1477
01:04:57.600 --> 01:04:59.805
I'm going to blow-dart your ass.

1478
01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:03.680
Scary movie, scary movie. Texas Chainsaw...

1479
01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:08.965
- Friday the 13th...
- Gonna get you, suckers.

1480
01:05:09.040 --> 01:05:11.646
- No...
- Carl's Jr., you're not helping.

1481
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:12.841
I'm trying.

1482
01:05:14.080 --> 01:05:17.365
Okay, Halloween, Laurie Strode...

1483
01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.565
Jamie Lee Curtis, in her breakout role.

1484
01:05:19.640 --> 01:05:22.325
- Escapes from Michael Myers.
- What does she do?

1485
01:05:22.400 --> 01:05:24.801
She stabs him in the eye
and pushes him out the window.

1486
01:05:24.880 --> 01:05:27.042
Come on out, Sofia Vergara.

1487
01:05:27.120 --> 01:05:29.964
Of course, he's not dead.
He comes back again and again and again,

1488
01:05:30.040 --> 01:05:32.645
becoming an undead killing machine.

1489
01:05:32.720 --> 01:05:34.961
So, basically, what I'm saying
is, we're going to die.

1490
01:05:35.040 --> 01:05:38.565
- We're all going to die.
- You gonna die! If you keep talking!

1491
01:05:38.640 --> 01:05:40.404
- Just talking about scary...
- Shut up! Who got a belt?

1492
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:41.845
Okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1493
01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:44.082
I'll tear your ass up
in the middle of this purge.

1494
01:05:44.160 --> 01:05:46.445
- Can't run from us now!
- Quit trying to help!

1495
01:05:46.520 --> 01:05:48.841
Smells like black chicken.

1496
01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:50.645
I'm gonna go get the black one!

1497
01:05:50.720 --> 01:05:53.644
- Told you.
- You can't hide forever!

1498
01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:00.281
Carl's Jr!

1499
01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.761
Carl!

1500
01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:04.842
I'm just gonna go get him, okay?

1501
01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:06.245
All right.

1502
01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:07.885
Look, this is my fault.

1503
01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:10.122
When I came with all them scams
and all that different stuff.

1504
01:06:10.200 --> 01:06:12.521
I was just trying to give my family
a better life, okay?

1505
01:06:12.600 --> 01:06:15.725
- I know.
- And now people getting killed and shit.

1506
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:19.964
- Damn.
- Come out, come out wherever you are!

1507
01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:22.600
I hope you forgive me.

1508
01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:26.205
I forgive you for it.

1509
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:27.725
I love you.

1510
01:06:27.800 --> 01:06:29.605
You lied, Mr. Black...

1511
01:06:29.680 --> 01:06:32.965
- so I'm here to purge you, Carl.
- Go, go, go, go.

1512
01:06:33.040 --> 01:06:35.884
Carl, careful.

1513
01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:38.165
If you want me, come and get me.

1514
01:06:38.240 --> 01:06:40.641
Carl, you lied to me on your application!

1515
01:06:40.720 --> 01:06:43.246
Nobody has a credit score of 45,000!

1516
01:06:45.720 --> 01:06:48.765
Carl, your family and you don't belong here.

1517
01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:51.565
I invited some of your friends from Chicago.

1518
01:06:51.640 --> 01:06:53.483
Turns out you owe everyone money.

1519
01:06:53.560 --> 01:06:56.564
- Why you doing this to me?
- You were born.

1520
01:06:56.640 --> 01:06:59.765
We don't want you
in this neighborhood, Willis.

1521
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:03.322
Next thing you know,
try to buy my son some Air Jordans...

1522
01:07:03.400 --> 01:07:04.725
they're gone.

1523
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:07.405
Now my son's gotta wear New Balance.

1524
01:07:07.480 --> 01:07:09.445
Then your kids...

1525
01:07:09.520 --> 01:07:13.565
are gonna wanna have sex with my kids...

1526
01:07:13.640 --> 01:07:15.845
and we got a bunch of kids...

1527
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:18.161
Paula Pattons
running around the neighborhood.

1528
01:07:18.240 --> 01:07:19.924
Man, fuck Nick Cannon!

1529
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:21.923
What's Nick Cannon got to do with this shit?

1530
01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:24.241
I don't know! I'm rambling.

1531
01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:30.842
I have never been inside this home.

1532
01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:34.125
The crown molding is amazing.

1533
01:07:34.200 --> 01:07:36.325
This would be a great house to live in.

1534
01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:40.086
Or a great house to die in!

1535
01:07:40.200 --> 01:07:42.009
Tell you what, Carl.

1536
01:07:42.120 --> 01:07:44.845
Consider this home a swamp...

1537
01:07:44.920 --> 01:07:47.205
and I'm the alligator.

1538
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:49.521
Chomp, chomp.

1539
01:07:49.600 --> 01:07:52.570
About to bite that ass.

1540
01:07:58.080 --> 01:08:00.162
Han Solo's dead.

1541
01:08:00.240 --> 01:08:02.163
Spoiler alert.

1542
01:08:06.240 --> 01:08:08.561
The little one, he escaped!

1543
01:08:08.640 --> 01:08:10.685
We have to find him now...

1544
01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:12.444
that little Kevin Hart.

1545
01:08:21.360 --> 01:08:23.725
Weird, cap-looking bitch.

1546
01:08:23.800 --> 01:08:25.802
One down, five to go.

1547
01:08:32.400 --> 01:08:34.004
Carl's Jr?

1548
01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:39.604
Carl's Jr.

1549
01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:43.325
Carl's Jr.

1550
01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:47.763
- Damn it.
- Okay.

1551
01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:50.650
Okay, all right, all right, all right.

1552
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:04.205
Allie, stop crying, okay?

1553
01:09:04.280 --> 01:09:05.725
Nobody's gonna kill us, okay?

1554
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:07.685
We are not gonna get purged in here.

1555
01:09:07.760 --> 01:09:09.285
We are the Blacks, do you understand?

1556
01:09:09.360 --> 01:09:11.565
- Who are we?
- We're the Blacks.

1557
01:09:11.640 --> 01:09:13.285
- Okay.
- Is this 911?

1558
01:09:13.360 --> 01:09:14.565
No, 211.

1559
01:09:14.640 --> 01:09:16.244
Yes, my name...

1560
01:09:16.320 --> 01:09:21.565
My name is Carl Lawrence Black.

1561
01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:23.205
Stop breathing so hard, motherfucker.

1562
01:09:23.280 --> 01:09:24.611
I'm not selling ass.

1563
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:27.041
We have to go into the shower...

1564
01:09:27.120 --> 01:09:28.485
...together.

1565
01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:31.845
I don't wanna be gay.

1566
01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:33.365
Not like that.

1567
01:09:35.040 --> 01:09:37.605
- You go first.
- You go first.

1568
01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:40.001
- He's your brother.
- This is your house.

1569
01:09:40.080 --> 01:09:41.081
Fine.

1570
01:09:41.160 --> 01:09:44.285
I need you to send some help
over here right now...

1571
01:09:44.360 --> 01:09:46.925
'cause if you don't, I'ma kill myself!

1572
01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:48.001
Well, nigga, go ahead!

1573
01:09:48.120 --> 01:09:49.525
Kill yourself. I don't give a fuck.

1574
01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:51.887
Allie, look at me. We can do this, okay?

1575
01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:54.480
We're not gonna die here, all right?

1576
01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:57.605
- You really do love us, Lorena.
- Of course I do.

1577
01:09:57.680 --> 01:09:59.728
What do you think I'm doing
all this crazy shit for?

1578
01:09:59.840 --> 01:10:01.645
- I thought you was a ho.
- God.

1579
01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:03.324
All right.

1580
01:10:04.280 --> 01:10:05.566
Allie.

1581
01:10:05.680 --> 01:10:08.485
All right, one, point the light that way...

1582
01:10:08.560 --> 01:10:09.800
- Okay.
- ...and let's go.

1583
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:11.484
Okay.

1584
01:10:13.240 --> 01:10:14.605
Okay.

1585
01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:15.841
All right, let's go.

1586
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:17.763
Man, I'm a black man in Beverly Hills.

1587
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:19.683
- I got a 310 number.
- Nigga, you don't move your black ass...

1588
01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:22.365
out them white people's house.
They're gonna fuck you up, man!

1589
01:10:22.440 --> 01:10:24.085
Get out, nigga!

1590
01:10:24.160 --> 01:10:25.400
Hello?

1591
01:10:26.560 --> 01:10:28.483
Hello!

1592
01:10:28.560 --> 01:10:29.721
Hello?

1593
01:11:01.640 --> 01:11:03.525
Hey!

1594
01:11:03.600 --> 01:11:05.045
- Hey!
- Shit.

1595
01:11:05.120 --> 01:11:07.521
I'm gonna purge your ass tonight, yeah.

1596
01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:09.523
Gonna purge your ass tonight.

1597
01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:11.250
Gonna purge your...

1598
01:11:13.920 --> 01:11:17.242
What y'all bitches doing
in my mansion on purge night?

1599
01:11:17.320 --> 01:11:20.722
- Your mansion?
- Did I stutter?

1600
01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:22.040
My mansion!

1601
01:11:22.120 --> 01:11:26.005
If you're here, okay,
to purge my husband Carl...

1602
01:11:26.080 --> 01:11:27.525
Your husband?

1603
01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:29.841
Carl, your husband?

1604
01:11:29.920 --> 01:11:32.365
Baby, I could write a book...

1605
01:11:32.440 --> 01:11:33.680
on the shit you don't know.

1606
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:36.285
- Allie, who is this?
- I don't know.

1607
01:11:36.360 --> 01:11:39.805
Talk to Shoranda. I'm listening.

1608
01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:42.445
We don't know who you are, bitch.

1609
01:11:42.520 --> 01:11:48.845
- Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck are you?

1610
01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:51.205
- Shut the fuck up!
- She has a cleaver!

1611
01:11:51.280 --> 01:11:53.925
I will chop them fucking brains out, bitch.

1612
01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:56.525
Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.

1613
01:11:56.600 --> 01:11:58.725
Miss, what do you want?

1614
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:01.041
I came to get my husband back...

1615
01:12:01.120 --> 01:12:02.724
Carl Black.

1616
01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:04.445
- Your husband?
- Yes.

1617
01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:07.364
My husband that you stole from me.

1618
01:12:07.440 --> 01:12:09.522
He belongs to Shoranda.

1619
01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:11.805
Shoranda Black, bitch.

1620
01:12:11.880 --> 01:12:13.723
Oh, my God, I do remember her.

1621
01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:16.451
- From where?
- She gave my daddy a ride...

1622
01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:19.085
and he got a restraining order against her.

1623
01:12:19.160 --> 01:12:21.083
And I made that fool a pie.

1624
01:12:21.160 --> 01:12:22.485
He doesn't like pie.

1625
01:12:22.560 --> 01:12:25.445
He loves this pie, boo.

1626
01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:27.485
- Hey!
- She's a stalker.

1627
01:12:27.560 --> 01:12:28.965
Don't play with me.

1628
01:12:29.040 --> 01:12:31.565
I will slit your fucking throat.

1629
01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:33.404
Hey!

1630
01:12:33.480 --> 01:12:35.562
Let's purge, bitch.

1631
01:12:37.320 --> 01:12:38.845
Lorena!

1632
01:12:40.360 --> 01:12:41.600
Stop it!

1633
01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:43.965
Girl, he's not your man.

1634
01:12:44.040 --> 01:12:46.122
He's a liar, but he's my liar.

1635
01:12:47.360 --> 01:12:49.362
He's my liar, too, bitch!

1636
01:12:51.920 --> 01:12:55.129
- Big Shoranda.
- Slam it over her head.

1637
01:12:56.360 --> 01:12:57.925
Fuck it...

1638
01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:59.604
You done hit me on my goddamn back!

1639
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:01.842
Carl's Jr! Oh, my gosh.

1640
01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:03.604
You did it. You did it!

1641
01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:07.125
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I was hiding over there, Mom.

1642
01:13:07.200 --> 01:13:09.362
- You called me mom.
- Yeah, is that okay?

1643
01:13:09.440 --> 01:13:10.925
Yes.

1644
01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:13.445
- Oh, my God. Allie, are you okay?
- I'm fine.

1645
01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:15.602
- Thank you, Lorena.
- You're welcome.

1646
01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:17.967
All right, listen, guys.

1647
01:13:18.080 --> 01:13:19.605
We have to go out there...

1648
01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:21.842
Why are you taking your shirt off?

1649
01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:23.645
...and get your dad, okay?

1650
01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:26.644
- No more hiding, Junior, okay?
- Okay, okay.

1651
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:28.365
All right, let's stick together, okay?

1652
01:13:28.440 --> 01:13:29.521
- Okay.
- Okay.

1653
01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:31.364
- Let's go.
- You did it, Blacula.

1654
01:13:31.440 --> 01:13:33.647
- Crazy bitch.
- Hey!

1655
01:13:33.760 --> 01:13:35.045
We gotta get out of this house.

1656
01:13:35.120 --> 01:13:36.770
We gotta get out of here!

1657
01:13:39.240 --> 01:13:41.365
Carl, come on, man. Come out!

1658
01:13:41.440 --> 01:13:44.165
In another neighborhood,
we could've been friends.

1659
01:13:44.240 --> 01:13:46.322
I saw Django.

1660
01:13:46.440 --> 01:13:49.842
I was glad Jamie Foxx
killed all those people.

1661
01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:52.685
I would've never put your wife in a box...

1662
01:13:52.760 --> 01:13:54.205
in the backyard.

1663
01:13:54.280 --> 01:13:56.405
That was bullshit.

1664
01:13:56.480 --> 01:13:57.811
Fuckers.

1665
01:14:03.440 --> 01:14:05.044
- White power.
- White power.

1666
01:14:05.120 --> 01:14:08.522
You motherfuckers think
you can come here on Purge night?

1667
01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:11.683
Welcome to the Beverly Hills
Ku Klux Klan, motherfuckers.

1668
01:14:11.800 --> 01:14:14.121
Amen!

1669
01:14:14.200 --> 01:14:16.043
You think you can come
into my neighborhood...

1670
01:14:16.120 --> 01:14:17.325
straight out of Compton...

1671
01:14:17.400 --> 01:14:19.323
waving your hands in the motherfucking air...

1672
01:14:19.400 --> 01:14:20.885
like you just don't care...

1673
01:14:20.960 --> 01:14:22.285
This look like the Oscars.

1674
01:14:22.360 --> 01:14:23.964
Oh, my God.

1675
01:14:24.040 --> 01:14:25.605
- You guys are about to die!
- Please, white nigga.

1676
01:14:25.680 --> 01:14:27.085
- Please take me with you, please.
- No.

1677
01:14:27.160 --> 01:14:29.765
- I want the same outfit.
- I got a chair right here...

1678
01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:31.683
waiting for your friend, Mr. Carl Black.

1679
01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:33.603
Yeah, motherfucker.

1680
01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:34.965
I'm in the Klan, too.

1681
01:14:35.040 --> 01:14:37.042
White nigga, listen to me. I'm on your side.

1682
01:14:37.120 --> 01:14:39.405
I will take one of them sheets
right now and work with you...

1683
01:14:39.480 --> 01:14:40.605
and kill these niggas together.

1684
01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:42.125
Please don't kill us both. Just kill him.

1685
01:14:42.200 --> 01:14:43.565
He's the reason why we're even in America.

1686
01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:45.285
- White power.
- We wouldn't have been on that boat...

1687
01:14:45.360 --> 01:14:46.600
- if it wasn't for him.
- Shut the fuck up.

1688
01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:48.364
- White power.
- How do you think they got here?

1689
01:14:48.440 --> 01:14:50.204
My great-grandfather
sold these niggas to y'all.

1690
01:14:50.280 --> 01:14:51.441
- White power.
- They also brought Ebola.

1691
01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:53.965
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you, you "10 cents a day."

1692
01:14:54.040 --> 01:14:55.845
- You guys are confusing me!
- Fuck you!

1693
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:59.045
- White power!
- Where the fuck is Larry?

1694
01:14:59.120 --> 01:15:00.804
- Please.
- White power.

1695
01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:02.605
- Larry, where the fuck have you been?
- White power.

1696
01:15:02.680 --> 01:15:04.364
Tom, this is a black!

1697
01:15:04.440 --> 01:15:06.044
- What the hell?
- Yeah!

1698
01:15:06.120 --> 01:15:07.925
- White power.
- I am black.

1699
01:15:08.000 --> 01:15:09.725
Carl Black.

1700
01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:12.485
Take that now. Yeah. Yeah!

1701
01:15:12.560 --> 01:15:14.085
Get on the ground with that.

1702
01:15:14.160 --> 01:15:15.161
- White power!
- White power!

1703
01:15:15.280 --> 01:15:17.645
You want some of this shit, too?

1704
01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:19.290
Oh, damn!

1705
01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:21.760
- What the fuck is this?
- White power.

1706
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:24.605
- Looks like an M&M.
- Big, black nigga dicks...

1707
01:15:24.680 --> 01:15:25.761
and big, black balls.

1708
01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:29.365
- Hey!
- Big, wide, juicy white pussy.

1709
01:15:29.440 --> 01:15:30.601
- Damn!
- What the fuck?

1710
01:15:30.680 --> 01:15:32.125
- God damn it.
- What the fuck...?

1711
01:15:32.200 --> 01:15:33.645
Come on, let's get out of here.

1712
01:15:40.360 --> 01:15:41.964
- You see anything?
- Let's get out ofhere!

1713
01:15:43.080 --> 01:15:44.491
- All right, guys.
- Are we gonna die?

1714
01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:46.805
No, baby.
We're just gonna go find your father.

1715
01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:48.644
We have to go downstairs, though, okay?

1716
01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:50.285
I wanna go home.

1717
01:15:50.360 --> 01:15:53.805
- Allie, I know, baby.
- Where are we going?

1718
01:15:53.880 --> 01:15:55.803
We have to go downstairs
and find your father.

1719
01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:57.765
- Downstairs?
- We can't go downstairs!

1720
01:15:57.840 --> 01:15:59.365
Guys, we have to. Come on, come on.

1721
01:15:59.440 --> 01:16:00.805
Let's go, fast.

1722
01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:02.405
Come on.

1723
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:06.161
Carl!

1724
01:16:06.240 --> 01:16:07.651
Okay, come on.

1725
01:16:09.360 --> 01:16:10.850
Carl!

1726
01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:13.645
- Oh, my God.
- Hey!

1727
01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:15.688
I never thought I'd say this,
but I missed y'all.

1728
01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:18.280
- You're still alive, Cronut.
- Yeah, I'm here.

1729
01:16:18.360 --> 01:16:20.165
Listen, is everybody all right?

1730
01:16:20.240 --> 01:16:22.045
Yeah, I helped Lorena kick some ass.

1731
01:16:22.120 --> 01:16:25.725
I'm proud of you, man.
Listen, we gotta get out to that garage...

1732
01:16:25.800 --> 01:16:28.165
and get in that car and get
the fuck away from here.

1733
01:16:28.240 --> 01:16:30.402
- I'm ready.
- Okay. Cronut, calm down.

1734
01:16:31.320 --> 01:16:32.125
Slowly.

1735
01:16:32.200 --> 01:16:34.248
- Carl?
- There's people all over the place.

1736
01:16:36.240 --> 01:16:37.805
I didn't know you were black.

1737
01:16:37.880 --> 01:16:39.723
I should've known
when you gave me the deposit...

1738
01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:41.925
in a Crown Royal bag.

1739
01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:44.205
Come on, let's just talk.

1740
01:16:44.280 --> 01:16:46.009
This house is too big.

1741
01:16:46.120 --> 01:16:49.203
You guys are acting like you're
the Jackson 5 or something.

1742
01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:53.923
- You got the keys?
- Yeah, I got 'em.

1743
01:16:54.000 --> 01:16:55.604
Cool, player.

1744
01:16:57.600 --> 01:16:59.085
Hey, man, if I die...

1745
01:16:59.160 --> 01:17:00.445
I'ma just give you all my money.

1746
01:17:00.520 --> 01:17:02.885
- It's all in the will for you.
- You ain't got no fucking money.

1747
01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:04.246
The fuck?

1748
01:17:05.440 --> 01:17:06.405
What was that?

1749
01:17:06.480 --> 01:17:08.164
What? What, you hear something?

1750
01:17:08.240 --> 01:17:10.045
I think that's the "xactlies."

1751
01:17:10.120 --> 01:17:11.925
What's the "xactlies"?

1752
01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:14.445
Your breath smells exactly like your ass.

1753
01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:15.565
Carl.

1754
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:17.881
Stop blowing on my neck.

1755
01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:19.007
Stop.

1756
01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:22.525
Go, go.

1757
01:17:38.320 --> 01:17:39.685
Come on. Come on, come on.

1758
01:17:39.800 --> 01:17:41.450
Come on. Get in the truck.

1759
01:17:46.400 --> 01:17:48.323
Oh, shit.

1760
01:17:48.400 --> 01:17:51.365
- Put your seatbelts on.
- Put your seatbelt on.

1761
01:17:51.440 --> 01:17:52.325
Let's go.

1762
01:17:52.400 --> 01:17:54.285
- Drive, drive, drive.
- Put your seatbelt on.

1763
01:17:54.360 --> 01:17:55.521
What the...?

1764
01:17:58.440 --> 01:18:00.920
Hey, hey! Be quiet!

1765
01:18:02.640 --> 01:18:04.244
Hey, hey!

1766
01:18:04.320 --> 01:18:05.845
You leave the keys in the car...

1767
01:18:05.920 --> 01:18:07.160
and get your ass out.

1768
01:18:07.240 --> 01:18:08.924
Man, get your ass out of my car!

1769
01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:11.365
Ain't no goddamn way.
They're purging like crazy out there.

1770
01:18:11.440 --> 01:18:14.005
I've just seen a dog on its hind legs
walking a human!

1771
01:18:14.080 --> 01:18:16.481
Listen, I can't believe I got
a crackhead in our car...

1772
01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:18.324
- from Beverly Hills.
- A crackhead? Look at me.

1773
01:18:18.400 --> 01:18:20.084
Do I look dressed like a crackhead to you?

1774
01:18:20.160 --> 01:18:21.205
I'm the damn repo man!

1775
01:18:21.280 --> 01:18:22.485
The repo man?

1776
01:18:22.560 --> 01:18:24.324
- Yeah, I...
- You just keep lying.

1777
01:18:24.400 --> 01:18:25.561
Don't nobody get no car...

1778
01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:28.285
from Big Little Jimmy's
Auto Shop and not pay!

1779
01:18:28.360 --> 01:18:30.325
- Get your ass back.
- Your eyes is amazing.

1780
01:18:30.400 --> 01:18:32.448
Hey, hey, hey! Stop complimenting me!

1781
01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:33.685
He looks real cute in the face.

1782
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:35.683
Hey!

1783
01:18:35.760 --> 01:18:37.683
- Don't look at me.
- I can't see. I'm blind.

1784
01:18:37.760 --> 01:18:39.285
Had you paid your damn payments...

1785
01:18:39.400 --> 01:18:41.050
then maybe I wouldn't be here
right now on Purge night!

1786
01:18:42.200 --> 01:18:44.680
- Get your ass out of here.
- I'ma make my payments, man.

1787
01:18:44.760 --> 01:18:46.125
No, no, no. You're not gonna make 'em.

1788
01:18:46.240 --> 01:18:48.481
Everybody's gonna pay
with a gun in their face.

1789
01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:50.925
When I'm like this, everybody's paying.

1790
01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:53.162
Can I just give you a money order?

1791
01:18:53.240 --> 01:18:55.365
On Purge night? Get out the car!

1792
01:18:55.440 --> 01:18:56.645
I done told you four times.

1793
01:18:56.720 --> 01:18:57.721
- Get out!
- Okay, okay.

1794
01:18:58.920 --> 01:19:00.160
All that shit! Get out!

1795
01:19:00.240 --> 01:19:01.685
- Get your ass out of here.
- All right, all right!

1796
01:19:01.760 --> 01:19:03.842
Call me.

1797
01:19:03.920 --> 01:19:06.161
You could've refinanced, man.

1798
01:19:06.240 --> 01:19:08.965
Listen, man, I'm a great devoted dad.

1799
01:19:09.040 --> 01:19:12.123
- I see that.
- And I got this house out here...

1800
01:19:12.200 --> 01:19:14.885
because I wanted to give
a better life for my family.

1801
01:19:14.960 --> 01:19:16.724
- I know, man.
- But I'm black...

1802
01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:19.280
and I won't even let the boogeyman
run me out of my shit.

1803
01:19:19.400 --> 01:19:20.525
Okay?

1804
01:19:20.600 --> 01:19:22.204
It's a purge going on...

1805
01:19:22.280 --> 01:19:24.044
and we don't need this.

1806
01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:25.325
We're trying to stick together.

1807
01:19:25.400 --> 01:19:27.243
Why come you can't come with us, man?

1808
01:19:27.320 --> 01:19:28.924
You look like Vanessa Williams, bro.

1809
01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:30.805
I know, man.
I sat in this motherfucking car...

1810
01:19:30.880 --> 01:19:32.564
and I've been thinking like,
"Why am I not a the house?

1811
01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:35.085
- Why am I not in a house?"
- You're a nice guy, man.

1812
01:19:35.160 --> 01:19:37.205
I started doing all the math,
and I thought about it.

1813
01:19:37.280 --> 01:19:41.125
It's 'cause motherfuckers
like you don't pay shit.

1814
01:19:41.200 --> 01:19:42.725
Therefore, I can't buy no house like this.

1815
01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:44.205
I gotta always chase a motherfucker down...

1816
01:19:44.280 --> 01:19:45.964
and tonight, on Purge night of all nights...

1817
01:19:46.040 --> 01:19:47.405
they give me the slip?

1818
01:19:47.480 --> 01:19:49.005
Me? All the white motherfuckers...

1819
01:19:49.080 --> 01:19:50.764
that work there,
and they gave it to the mixed nigga?

1820
01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:53.525
Why? 'Cause they thought
I might almost kill your ass.

1821
01:19:53.640 --> 01:19:54.721
But tonight, I'll do it, motherfucker.

1822
01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:57.325
I got a couple hours left, and I will
shoot you in your motherfucking face.

1823
01:19:57.400 --> 01:19:58.845
They killed my grandparents tonight, man.

1824
01:19:58.920 --> 01:20:02.205
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons.

1825
01:20:02.280 --> 01:20:04.123
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons!

1826
01:20:04.200 --> 01:20:06.168
- Get out.
- All right.

1827
01:20:07.200 --> 01:20:08.245
Get out slowly.

1828
01:20:08.320 --> 01:20:10.482
- I'ma pay with your ass in a minute.
- Can I get out this way?

1829
01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:11.885
Hell no, you know you can't get out this way.

1830
01:20:11.960 --> 01:20:13.165
Slick-ass niggas.

1831
01:20:13.240 --> 01:20:14.525
Damn, man.

1832
01:20:14.600 --> 01:20:16.364
Got me out here on Purge night.

1833
01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:18.886
Telling me all you got
with your family problems.

1834
01:20:19.000 --> 01:20:20.445
I got family problems, too!

1835
01:20:20.520 --> 01:20:21.760
This is impolite as hell, too.

1836
01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:23.524
You knew goddamn well I'm gonna this car.

1837
01:20:23.600 --> 01:20:24.601
I'll shoot little Dracula.

1838
01:20:24.680 --> 01:20:27.125
- No, don't do it!
- Shoot little Dracula, hell yeah!

1839
01:20:27.200 --> 01:20:29.282
No one dance to this shit.

1840
01:20:29.360 --> 01:20:31.567
Pay your bills, I wouldn't be here, man!

1841
01:20:31.680 --> 01:20:33.444
God damn it, don't you try nothing.

1842
01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:35.284
I hate to do this to you, man.

1843
01:20:35.360 --> 01:20:37.124
Looked like you were capable
of paying them notes.

1844
01:20:37.200 --> 01:20:38.925
Looked like you could've did
if you believed in yourself.

1845
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:42.049
Could still see your ass in the rearview.
Don't try no slick shit.

1846
01:20:43.280 --> 01:20:44.805
'Cause don't you try shit.

1847
01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:52.207
Don't you try shit.

1848
01:21:12.360 --> 01:21:13.361
What's that noise?

1849
01:21:22.600 --> 01:21:24.165
Shit, I got balls.

1850
01:21:24.240 --> 01:21:25.525
I got balls, homie!

1851
01:21:25.600 --> 01:21:28.001
I got balls, homie.

1852
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:31.605
Yeah, boom! Yeah.

1853
01:21:31.680 --> 01:21:33.485
Just like Paris Hilton did back in the day.

1854
01:21:33.560 --> 01:21:35.685
Turn it, turn it.

1855
01:21:35.760 --> 01:21:37.524
I know the dance move. I know the dance move.

1856
01:21:37.600 --> 01:21:39.165
I know the dance move. I know the dance...

1857
01:21:39.240 --> 01:21:41.045
Oh, but turn it around. Look out.

1858
01:21:41.120 --> 01:21:43.485
Get ready! Do-rag!

1859
01:21:43.560 --> 01:21:45.365
- Gonna kill you first.
- Get back, get back!

1860
01:21:45.440 --> 01:21:47.761
I told you I'd get you sooner or later, Carl.

1861
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:50.884
- Any last words?
- Yeah, why does your voice keep changing?

1862
01:21:50.960 --> 01:21:52.450
I'm just working on different shit.

1863
01:21:54.720 --> 01:21:56.085
Jim! Mary!

1864
01:21:56.160 --> 01:21:57.365
- Hey, Larry.
- Larry.

1865
01:21:57.440 --> 01:21:59.645
- What are you guys doing here?
- Happy Purge.

1866
01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:01.882
Yeah, you guys brought
the guns and the vests...

1867
01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:03.803
and the bullets, the shot...

1868
01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:05.285
That's a good look on you, Mary.

1869
01:22:05.360 --> 01:22:06.805
Just don't give me them bedroom eyes...

1870
01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:08.845
or I'm gonna have to purge Jim.

1871
01:22:08.920 --> 01:22:11.125
I'm just fucking with you.
Hey, that thing got a laser on it?

1872
01:22:11.200 --> 01:22:14.363
Yeah! Mary got this online for me
at the pre-Purge sale.

1873
01:22:14.440 --> 01:22:16.602
- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.

1874
01:22:20.240 --> 01:22:23.125
Larry, here's the thing.
You're the worst president...

1875
01:22:23.200 --> 01:22:25.485
this Home Owner's Association's ever had.

1876
01:22:25.560 --> 01:22:27.525
It was you who filled out that application...

1877
01:22:27.600 --> 01:22:29.245
- and accepted it, right?
- What?

1878
01:22:29.320 --> 01:22:31.322
I didn't know they were a black family.

1879
01:22:31.400 --> 01:22:33.205
How can you not know that?

1880
01:22:33.280 --> 01:22:35.647
Did you see their car?
Did you see their rims?

1881
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:37.569
I was doing the paperwork.
I looked down, I just saw "Blacks"

1882
01:22:37.680 --> 01:22:39.405
Thought it was, like Jack Black.

1883
01:22:39.480 --> 01:22:41.403
We're gonna have to go back
to a two-term limit.

1884
01:22:41.480 --> 01:22:44.045
- Larry, it's disappointing, man.
- Absolutely.

1885
01:22:44.120 --> 01:22:46.043
You guys are so sensitive.

1886
01:22:46.120 --> 01:22:48.645
Tell you what. I'ma cut Carl up.

1887
01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:50.802
- You guys get the rest of the family.
- Carl, no!

1888
01:22:50.880 --> 01:22:52.005
- We can do that.
- Yeah.

1889
01:22:52.080 --> 01:22:54.560
Let's purge. We're gonna do a black family...

1890
01:22:54.640 --> 01:22:56.847
whose name's Black. It's twofer.

1891
01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:02.844
- Hey, Carl.
- No, no. Come on, come on.

1892
01:23:07.200 --> 01:23:08.765
Shot me in the back!

1893
01:23:08.840 --> 01:23:11.081
I'm gonna need a wine cooler and you.

1894
01:23:11.160 --> 01:23:12.241
I thought we were friends.

1895
01:23:14.080 --> 01:23:15.605
Jim and Mary, thank you so much.

1896
01:23:15.680 --> 01:23:17.045
Thank you.

1897
01:23:17.120 --> 01:23:19.245
- You're welcome.
- Hello, Blacks.

1898
01:23:19.320 --> 01:23:21.125
- Hey!
- Just got one more thing for you.

1899
01:23:21.200 --> 01:23:22.605
- What?
- What?

1900
01:23:22.680 --> 01:23:24.245
As the...

1901
01:23:24.320 --> 01:23:27.045
I guess I'm the new president
of the Home Owner's Association.

1902
01:23:27.120 --> 01:23:30.405
Let me just say you have no business
in this neighborhood.

1903
01:23:30.480 --> 01:23:33.125
- Excuse me?
- Once a hood rat...

1904
01:23:33.200 --> 01:23:34.725
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1905
01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:36.285
...always a hood rat.

1906
01:23:36.360 --> 01:23:38.245
You're the guys that brought us
a gift basket.

1907
01:23:38.320 --> 01:23:39.605
Yeah, we did.

1908
01:23:39.680 --> 01:23:41.284
We give them to everybody.

1909
01:23:41.360 --> 01:23:43.925
I told you they don't like black folks
in this neighborhood, man.

1910
01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:47.288
And now we're gonna serve you up
your eviction notice, brother.

1911
01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:50.165
Damn!

1912
01:23:50.240 --> 01:23:52.607
They are killing like shit around here!

1913
01:23:55.640 --> 01:23:57.605
Jorge...

1914
01:23:57.680 --> 01:24:01.241
neighborhood watch, saves the day.

1915
01:24:01.320 --> 01:24:03.605
- Not again. Come on.
- No, it's Jorge.

1916
01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:05.284
Baby, look, I told you my people are good.

1917
01:24:05.360 --> 01:24:07.681
Gracias, Jorge. Gracias. Besito, mi amor.

1918
01:24:07.760 --> 01:24:09.967
Well, I couldn't let them have all the fun.

1919
01:24:10.840 --> 01:24:12.285
Oh, God!

1920
01:24:12.400 --> 01:24:14.164
- Dang it!
- Hold up, man. It's 7:01.

1921
01:24:14.240 --> 01:24:15.844
- The Purge is over.
- Yeah, the Purge is over.

1922
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:17.524
I don't give a shit what time it is.

1923
01:24:17.600 --> 01:24:20.126
For me, there's only one time.

1924
01:24:20.240 --> 01:24:23.722
- Oh, man! Just...
- And it's time to take out the Blacks.

1925
01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:25.205
Okay, now, listen, man...

1926
01:24:25.280 --> 01:24:26.725
enough is enough.

1927
01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:29.005
- You're gonna kill us?
- Fuck it.

1928
01:24:29.080 --> 01:24:30.570
Let me pray with my family.

1929
01:24:31.560 --> 01:24:32.885
Do what you gotta do...

1930
01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:35.525
and when you're down there, take care of me.

1931
01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:37.204
I'll wait.

1932
01:24:37.280 --> 01:24:38.805
Come on.

1933
01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:40.325
Let me pray with my family.

1934
01:24:40.400 --> 01:24:41.685
Everybody get over here.

1935
01:24:41.760 --> 01:24:43.330
Dear heavenly Father...

1936
01:24:52.720 --> 01:24:55.087
Motherfucker!

1937
01:24:58.280 --> 01:24:59.486
Oh, shit!

1938
01:25:03.160 --> 01:25:04.685
Stay back, stay back, stay back.

1939
01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:06.842
He might not be dead.

1940
01:25:06.920 --> 01:25:08.160
- No, he dead.
- He's dead?

1941
01:25:08.240 --> 01:25:09.287
He's gone.

1942
01:25:10.760 --> 01:25:13.045
You did it!

1943
01:25:13.120 --> 01:25:15.085
- Daddy.
- Babe.

1944
01:25:15.160 --> 01:25:17.285
My family, I love y'all.

1945
01:25:17.360 --> 01:25:20.085
I know I done made a whole lot
of mistakes in my life...

1946
01:25:20.160 --> 01:25:22.725
but if there's one thing we learned today...

1947
01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:24.404
it's that we all love each other...

1948
01:25:24.480 --> 01:25:26.084
and we stick with each other, okay?

1949
01:25:26.160 --> 01:25:29.084
And, Allie, I'm proud of you.

1950
01:25:29.160 --> 01:25:32.164
But I want you to leave guys
like Mr. Freezee alone.

1951
01:25:32.240 --> 01:25:34.205
You're a real woman.
You need something better than that.

1952
01:25:34.280 --> 01:25:35.925
- All right, Dad.
- Junior...

1953
01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:38.805
you can be anything you want in life.

1954
01:25:38.880 --> 01:25:41.605
- Just don't be like your daddy.
- Thanks, Dad.

1955
01:25:41.680 --> 01:25:43.965
And, baby, I love you.

1956
01:25:44.040 --> 01:25:45.445
I love you, baby. Thank you.

1957
01:25:45.520 --> 01:25:46.565
- I'm over here.
- Cronut.

1958
01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:49.085
- What's up, boy?
- I need my money from you, man.

1959
01:25:49.160 --> 01:25:50.285
I got you. I'm gonna go get it right now.

1960
01:25:50.360 --> 01:25:52.442
But you ain't got nothing positive about me?

1961
01:25:52.520 --> 01:25:56.125
I like how you blew Sinbad up in that damn.

1962
01:25:56.200 --> 01:25:58.405
I told you, man, it's gonna work.
You gotta put more trust in your boy.

1963
01:25:58.480 --> 01:26:00.525
I just ain't get the settlement,
but you're good.

1964
01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:02.805
- You got your bread.
- Yeah, well, go get it.

1965
01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:05.042
I'm gonna get... All right, I got it.

1966
01:26:05.120 --> 01:26:07.043
Don't purge your boy.

1967
01:26:07.120 --> 01:26:08.201
Yeah, man, I'm...

1968
01:26:08.280 --> 01:26:10.123
You know, Daddy made
a whole lot of mistakes...

1969
01:26:10.200 --> 01:26:12.565
but there's one thing about me.

1970
01:26:12.640 --> 01:26:14.563
I love my family.

1971
01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:15.845
- I love us, too.
- Love you, baby.

1972
01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:18.965
We gotta pack our shit up and get
the fuck out of Beverly Hills.

1973
01:26:19.040 --> 01:26:20.605
- Yeah, let's go.
- I'm with you.

1974
01:26:20.680 --> 01:26:23.923
Black family!

1975
01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:26.844
Boom, selfie! Nigga, we made it.

1976
01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:30.644
So we survived the night...

1977
01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:33.245
and I learned some valuable lessons.

1978
01:26:33.320 --> 01:26:36.005
Always handle your business the right way...

1979
01:26:36.080 --> 01:26:37.645
'cause fools be trippin'.

1980
01:26:37.720 --> 01:26:40.405
Never deal with racist homeowners.

1981
01:26:40.480 --> 01:26:42.403
And the most important lesson...

1982
01:26:42.480 --> 01:26:45.324
nothing is more important than family.

1983
01:27:16.400 --> 01:27:18.607
I'm still alive, nigga.

1984
01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:34.931
Winter's coming.

1985
01:27:39.480 --> 01:27:40.925
This is it.

1986
01:27:42.400 --> 01:27:43.525
Our new home.

1987
01:27:43.600 --> 01:27:45.405
This is our own cabin.

1988
01:27:45.480 --> 01:27:48.045
- It's gonna be great.
- There it is.

1989
01:27:48.120 --> 01:27:49.525
New beginnings.

1990
01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:51.645
- It's so beautiful.
- It is, right?

1991
01:27:51.720 --> 01:27:54.724
We can make s'mores and stuff
like white people.

1992
01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:57.565
- It's gonna be fun.
- I'm bringing all my bitches here, too.

1993
01:27:57.640 --> 01:27:59.365
Shut up.

1994
01:27:59.440 --> 01:28:02.887
- It's gonna be great.
- Carl Black done escaped the Purge?

1995
01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:08.171
We beat the Purge. Black family!

1996
01:28:11.480 --> 01:28:13.642
Jason Voorhees?

1997
01:28:19.480 --> 01:28:21.482
I'ma drop a dime on Jason Voorhees.

1998
01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:26.043
I don't like that shit.

1998
01:28:27.305 --> 01:28:33.502
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