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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
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I am.
I drank the whole bottle of Baileys.

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Oh!
Welcome to the news.

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Oh, Pete, it's time for your close-up.
Just kidding.

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My name is Johnny.
I play guitar.

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I'm Perry, and I play
the guitar, and I sing.

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Gary. Drums.

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I'm Pete.
I'm drunk.

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Did you say "I'm drunk"?
I'm drunk.

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We're supposed
to be conducting an interview.

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Does your band suck or is your band good?

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Suck. Suck.

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¶ Puke stains and cigarettes ¶

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¶ The party is in my pocket ¶

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¶ I'm lookin' for a drink ¶

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¶ And a couch to call my own ¶

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¶ Give me a bump and I will come ¶

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¶ And whisper dirty lies ¶

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¶ The rapture in your ear ¶

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¶ And we'll both be terrified ¶

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¶ Bloodshot eyes and you're peppermint ¶

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¶ We could run like dogs from the devil ¶

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¶ Give me one last try ¶

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¶ For your love tonight ¶

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¶ I'll be the king forever ¶

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¶ And you can be my sunshine ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ And now I won't back down ¶

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¶ I said I won't back down ¶

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¶ I am the devil's kind ¶

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¶ Take me into the water ¶

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¶ And pull me from the slaughter ¶

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¶ Because I've got the shakes ¶

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¶ And I'm so petrified ¶

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¶ Bloodshot eyes and you're peppermint ¶

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¶ We can roll like dogs from the devil ¶

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¶ Give me one last try
for your love tonight ¶

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¶ I'll be the king forever ¶

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¶ And you can be my sunshine ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ We are the devil's kind ¶

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¶ And now I won't back down ¶

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¶ Said I won't back down ¶

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¶ I am the devil's kind ¶

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit!

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Shit! Hey!

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Wait, wait!

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Check it out.
Excuse me!

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It's Miller time.
Hey, excuse me.

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What's the matter with you, Miller?

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I forgot to put my cans out again.

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Like we've never heard that before.

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Come on, man. Help me out.
It's my birthday.

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You know that can't happen, man.
Oh, come on!

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Hey, Salome.
Hey.

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Hey, use a coaster.
How many times do I gotta tell you?

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Why? It's not a big deal, Daddy.
It's just juice.

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It is a big deal. It'll leave a ring,
and Mom will go apeshit and blame me.

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What's "apeshit" mean?
Oh. Give me my guitar.

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It's a...

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¶ Word you shouldn't say
It means gorilla poo ¶

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Okay, Dad.

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¶ And if you say it,
people think I'm a bad dad ¶

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Okay, Dad.

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¶ So please don't say it ¶

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Okay.
Okay, Dad. Okay.
All right.

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See how easy that is?

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You're crazy, Daddy.

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Hey! Good morning, sexy.

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What?

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Sorry. What?
I said hi.

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Oh, hi, hon.

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Hey, uh, you up for a little quickie?

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Very funny.
I have to be in court
in 20 minutes.

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All I need is five.
Okay, four.

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Hey, I just want to say,
I'm sorry in advance.
It was an oversight.

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What's that supposed to mean?
It's garbage day.

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I forgot to get the cans out again.

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Perry, come on.
That's two weeks in a row.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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But I figured today
is a special occasion,
so I've earned a free pass?

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What's the special occasion?

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You know, special.

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What?

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You know.
No. What?

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You're joking, right?
Oh, Perry, come on!

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You're slowing me down.
I'm late.

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Wow.

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Hey! How you doing, man?

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Oh, boy! Happy birthday!

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Oh, man, thanks.

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I think Mommy forgot.
Can you believe that?

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All right, who wants breakfast?

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I want breakfast!

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Right there.

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Let's see what kind
of trouble we can get into.

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Salome, you want a cookie?

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Really?
Yeah.

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It's a special occasion.

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What's the special
occasion?
Your talent show.

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Tonight?
Are you gonna rock the house?

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-I guess.
-What do you mean,
you guess?

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Say, "Hell, yeah, Daddy!"
Hell, yeah, Daddy!

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Boom! There you go.
Are you nervous?
No.

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It's okay if you are.

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I'm not really nervous,
but can I have
another cookie?

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Of course.
Yes!

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Can you do me
a huge favor, babe,
and come home at your lunch...

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Why is she having
a cookie?
It's a special occasion.

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Oh, what's the special occasion?

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-It's my...
-No, no, no, no.
Don't say anything.

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Guess, Mom.
Mm-hmm.

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Okay, wait.
Let me see.

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Could it be...
your talent show?

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Yes! The talent show.

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'Cause we celebrate
important milestones
in this house,

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'cause that's what we do.

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Okay, do you want a waffle, Salome?

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No, Dad's gonna fix me some apeshit.

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Did she just say "apeshit"?

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I think she heard that at school.

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Anyways, my parents are coming in today,

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and I need you to come home
and let them in.

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The punisher is coming?

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Yes! I told you that.

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And they're coming at noon.

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Which reminds me.
Can you go pick up
Salome's new guitar?

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She's gonna need it
for the show tonight. Okay?
And please...

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Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
Don't lose it.

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I won't lose it.
Okay, great.

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I gotta go. I'm late.
I love you.
I love you.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm!
And don't forget my parents.
I won't forget.

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Whoa! Didn't you
change his diaper?

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I think I forgot.

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I don't know how.
He smells like
a porta potty.

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Okay.

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Dad!

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We're gonna be late.

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Come on, Dad!

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Hey, what do you think
of your playhouse?
My playhouse?

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It's kinda boring.
Really? That sucks.

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It's supposed to be fun.
It's a little fun.

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Ah, nah, it sucks.
I'm a shitty carpenter.

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I don't know what to sing tonight, Daddy.

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I know, but I haven't figured out...

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You haven't decided?
Right.

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What do you wanna sing?

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I don't know.
Maybe, like,
the Dead Kennedys.

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Dead Kennedys?

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That would be funny,

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but there's, like,
a bunch of families
and kids and stuff.

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Oh, yeah.
But... I don't know.
Sing whatever you want.

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My band never decided
until the last second.

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Daddy, what do you do?

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What do I do?
What does that mean?

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Well, it's just because it's career day,

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and we're supposed to talk
about our parents' careers.
Oh!

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I don't know. Just say
I'm in a band or something.

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But you're not in a band.
Yes, I am.

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We're just taking a temporary hiatus.

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What's a temporary hiatus?

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Ah. It's a fancy way
of saying
we're taking a break.

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Oh.

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I don't know.
Why don't you
just talk about Mom,

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how she's a public defender
and all that
important stuff?

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Okay.

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Yeah, you don't have
to mention me.
Come on. Let's do it.

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Get to school.
Have fun.

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Hey, Dean!
Arrest that man!

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Take him in for questioning.

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I'm trying to get him
to join Dad's Group.
I don't think it's working.

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Is he being a pussy?
A little bit.

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Come on. Don't be
a pussy, pussy guy.

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Okay.

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Hey, we were just joking.
We don't think you're a pussy.

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-I don't even know
how that got started.
-I was just trying to be funny.

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I'm sorry.

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You guys
are pretty weird, man.
Dad's Group.

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We need somebody cool like you.

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Honestly, if you think I'm cool,
then your Dad's Group
is kind of hurting.

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We're just messing
with you.
There he goes.

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Hey, Perry.
Got it for you.

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Salome's first guitar.

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This is what my wife picked out?

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Yeah. What do you think?

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Why is there a dinosaur on it?

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I don't know.
I think it's a decal.
It probably comes off.

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Well, it sounds all right, I guess.

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Oh, can I tell you
something?
I have to tell somebody.

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What happened?

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Mm. I'm dating
this French chick.
Ingrid is her name.

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Twenty-five.
Oh, smokin' hot.

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Anyway,
she invites me to Paris
for a dinner party.

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I'm like,
"Yeah, I like dinner."

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So we get there.
Have you ever flown
first class?

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Uh, no.

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The seats are like the size of my car.

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Which means two people...

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That's your story?
You had sex on a plane?

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No. I mean, yes. But no,
that is not the story.

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So, get to Paris.

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Here's the dinner party table.

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Me, Ingrid, Mom, Dad, Paul McCartney.

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Oh, come on!
Dude, I know.

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I think her dad's, like,
an ambassador or something.

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Come on.
Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, dinner's over.
Parents go upstairs.

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She's all passed out on the couch.

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It's just me and Paul,
hanging out,
just shootin' the shit.

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And then he pulls out a guitar
and we start jamming.
What?

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I sang "Let It Be."
I sang "Yesterday."
I sang "Glass Onion."

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You gotta be kidding me.
I sang... No, dude.

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You're lying.
Now I know you're lying.
No, I am not lying.

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You liar.
I will show you.

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Paul gave me his number.

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McCa.

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That is what happens

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when you fly by the seat
of your pants first class.

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Boom!

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So, how was your night?

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My night?
My night was awesome.

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I watched<i> House Hunters</i> and went to bed.

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You watched what?
<i>House Hunters?</i>
Oh, man. Never mind.

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All right, you want that guitar?
Should I wrap that up for you?

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How much is that one over there?

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Don't be ridiculous.
That's a limited edition.

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I'm not even sure
I'd be willing to sell that.

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I tell you what though.
I'll trade you for the L6.

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Are you kidding me?

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It's just a thought.

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Dude, I've had that guitar my whole life.

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It's like trading my wife and kids.

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You know what?
Just give me
the dinosaur one.

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Yeah.
I'll get you a strap.
It's fine.

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Sorry, man.
There he is.

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Perry Miller, ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you so much for joining us, Perry.

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Only 30 minutes late.
No big deal.

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Can I get you anything?
Any coffee?

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00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,356
How about a doughnut?
Let me run out and get you
a buttered bagel.

245
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,325
I had to pick up Salome's guitar.

246
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,327
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

247
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,529
That's cool.

248
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,397
It's always something with you, man.

249
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,199
It must be nice to be you.

250
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,868
Are you cool?

251
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,470
I'm great.
Thanks for being early.

252
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,138
Terrific.

253
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,673
Hey.
Yeah?

254
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,308
You're a great brother.

255
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,546
¶¶

256
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,652
<i>¶ Nothing ever happens ¶</i>

257
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:53,224
<i>¶ Nothing ever happens here ¶</i>

258
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:58,663
<i>¶ Nothing ever happens today ¶</i>

259
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:02,066
<i>¶ Today, today, today ¶</i>

260
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,003
¶¶

261
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,073
<i>¶ Things are fragile inside ¶</i>

262
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,209
<i>¶ I'm fragile, I'm fragile ¶</i>

263
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,444
¶¶

264
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,022
<i>¶ Nothing every happens ¶</i>

265
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,724
<i>¶ Nothing ever happens ¶</i>

266
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,793
Hey, man.
Hey, what's up?

267
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,696
We gotta talk.

268
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,231
Okay. What's up?

269
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,966
I had a guy come in

270
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,736
and say that you
recommended ammonia
for his marble countertops.

271
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,872
Why would you do that?

272
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:44,709
Maybe because
I don't have anything
that has marble in it.

273
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:48,780
Okay, this is our business,
and we're supposed to be experts
on every product in the store.

274
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,581
That's how it works.
Experts?

275
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,083
Experts.
Give me a break.

276
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,419
Perry, I'm being serious
right now, okay?
Yeah, yeah.

277
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,721
Honestly, we have a real problem.

278
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,790
And we're gonna have to talk about it.

279
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,759
What are we gonna do about this?
Do we have
to do this now?

280
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,661
We have to do it now.

281
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,131
Please don't push me, okay?
And stop walking away
when I'm talking to you.

282
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,468
- Hey, did you know today's my birthday?
- Come on, your birthday?

283
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,404
Birthdays
are for kids, Perry.
I know.

284
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,106
It's just...
Dude, never mind.

285
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,575
How old are you?
Forty.

286
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,678
Okay, well, happy birthday.
It's great.

287
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,280
What are you gonna do?

288
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,449
You gonna hang out?
You gonna party tonight?

289
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,683
Karen forgot.

290
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,855
She forgot?
That sucks.
You forgot too.

291
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,625
No, I didn't. I thought
it was tomorrow or...

292
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,527
I could call her.

293
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,629
You want me to call her?
No.

294
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,965
She's got enough
on her plate.
Don't say anything.

295
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,600
Okay.
Just drop it.

296
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,269
Promise you
won't say anything.
I'm not gonna say anything.

297
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,206
All right.
If the lecture's over,
I gotta go finish working.

298
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,709
Look, you know
what I think? I think
you should take the day off.

299
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,113
Blow off some steam,
find your buddies, throw
a little party for yourself.

300
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,682
Nah.
I was about to put this
in the safe.

301
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,385
I want you to take
some of this money.
Two, three...

302
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,453
What is that?

303
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,222
It's $500.

304
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,324
I'm not taking that.
Yeah, you are.

305
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,227
You're actually
gonna take a thousand.
That's a thousand.

306
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,396
And please, Perry,
get it out of your system.

307
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,297
I don't want this.
Yes, take it.

308
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,400
I'm tired of you
loafing around this place.

309
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,802
You're late all the time.
Your hair's a mess.

310
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,204
You... You look like a goblin.

311
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,074
You don't know
jack shit about hardware
or the stuff we sell.

312
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,209
Oh, yes, I do.
That's so not true.

313
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,078
Okay, what do we have in aisle ten?

314
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,314
Aisle ten?
Yeah.

315
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,350
Soap.

316
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,085
Soap?
Yeah, like dish soap.

317
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,319
Wrong.

318
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,556
Um, wait. Um, hoses.

319
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,092
No. Uh, shovels.

320
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,593
Wrong.

321
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,762
I know this. Hold on.
It's like sink stuff.

322
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,265
Okay, look, there is no aisle ten.

323
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,534
All the aisles
are lettered.
I knew that.

324
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,269
It's been like that from the beginning.

325
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,104
I thought you meant something else.

326
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,506
Do me a favor.
Enjoy your birthday.

327
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,008
Blow it out.
Then it's over.

328
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,743
Okay? You got it?

329
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,380
All right. Happy birthday.

330
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,115
Oh, and we don't sell dish soap.

331
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,084
It's a hardware store.

332
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,899
<i>Gary here.
You know what to do.</i>

333
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,735
Gary. What's up, man?
It's Perry. How's it going?

334
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,604
Hey, today's my birthday, man.

335
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,140
Um, and I'm thinking
about having a party,

336
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,043
like a daytime blowout kinda party.

337
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:36,547
So... Yeah, dude, um,
as soon as you get this, or...

338
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,051
I'll call you back.
As soon as I get a location,
I'll call you back.

339
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,520
It's gonna be sick. Bye.

340
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,825
¶¶

341
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,342
<i>¶ I was sick ¶</i>

342
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,977
<i>¶ I was losing my mind ¶</i>

343
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,746
<i>¶ Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ¶</i>

344
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,816
<i>¶ Couldn't make it, so I told her why ¶</i>

345
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,751
<i>¶ Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ¶</i>

346
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,622
¶¶

347
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,491
<i>¶ Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah ¶</i>

348
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,494
<i>¶ Sitting all alone in my room ¶</i>

349
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,663
<i>¶ Shootin' up some glue ¶</i>

350
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,634
<i>¶ And too crazy to do ¶</i>

351
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,135
<i>Whoo!</i>

352
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,036
<i>¶ All right ¶</i>

353
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,709
¶¶

354
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,954
- Hello.
- One moment, please, sir.

355
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,558
All right.

356
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,229
Cucumber water?

357
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,599
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, man.

358
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,908
It's refreshing, isn't it?

359
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,546
Oh, my God.

360
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,982
It took you
a second.
I know. Christy, what's up?

361
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:18,950
Hi!

362
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,153
How are you?

363
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,055
Um, I'm... I'm good.

364
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,389
You look good.

365
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,658
Well, I don't know.

366
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,494
Uh... I mean,
how are you?
You look amazing.

367
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,396
Thanks.
Yeah. Wow.

368
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,998
So what the hell's going on?

369
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,434
Um, nothing.
Just working.

370
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,269
What, like, for the hotel or something?

371
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,271
No, I don't work for the hotel.

372
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,240
I'm just staying here.
I'm just in town.

373
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,342
What about you?
Me?

374
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,743
Where do you live?

375
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,845
You know, still here
in the city.
Oh.

376
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,214
You know, doing...
You're not checking in?

377
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:55,620
Um, no, I am checking in,
but it's kind of a...
kind of a long story.

378
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,556
Mmm.
Welcome
to The Drake, sir.

379
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,059
-Sorry to keep you waiting.
-Oh, just give me
one second, okay?

380
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,961
At your leisure.
All right.

381
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,431
Well, I'll let you finish up.

382
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,033
Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.

383
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,636
Um, it's awesome to see you.

384
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,472
You still say "awesome."

385
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,442
Yeah, yeah.
I guess I kinda do.

386
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,978
Anyway, I'll see you later.
All right.

387
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,253
So what can I help you with?

388
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,955
Yeah, um, Rup-ert.

389
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,890
Ru-pert.

390
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:37,061
Oh. Rupert.
Yeah, I'm looking
to get a room.

391
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,763
Oh. Okay.

392
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,399
Well, let me see what we have available.

393
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,935
- Man, I can't believe that.
- What's that, sir?

394
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:49,740
Oh, I just haven't seen
that chick in, like, 15 years.

395
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,610
Chick, sir? Oh.
Was she an old flame?

396
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,612
Something like that.
Yes.

397
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,514
That's nice for you.

398
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,916
All right, well, we have
a few options available.

399
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:02,620
I assume you're looking
for a single, sir?

400
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,790
I don't know, Rupert.
Um, it's kind
of a special occasion.

401
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,592
Do you got some kind of a suite?

402
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,661
A suite? Well...
Yeah.

403
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,864
Well, we have
the Presidential, but, uh...

404
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,834
What's that?
It's very expensive.

405
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,036
Oh, cool.
Can I take a look at it?

406
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:24,909
It's very, very expensive.

407
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,545
Well, I wanna see it.

408
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,683
The Carlyle Suite.
It's occupied.

409
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,720
And here we are.

410
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,358
The Presidential Suite.

411
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,064
Whoa.

412
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,469
Oh, my God.
This is amazing.

413
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,572
Ten presidents have stayed in the suite.

414
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:58,542
It was last remodeled in 2010,

415
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,811
but it was restored
to its original design.

416
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,282
Have you ever felt Egyptian cotton?

417
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,586
What is this, a king size?

418
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,255
The dining room table
is made from mahogany

419
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,725
that has been imported from Brazil.

420
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,595
Oh, my God.
There's a kitchen
in here?

421
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,263
Yes.

422
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,566
What's this, a little whiskey?

423
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,536
Uh, no.
It's not a little whiskey.

424
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:28,239
This is a Maclarnan Reserve.

425
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,207
Forty-one years.

426
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:34,245
This is perhaps
the greatest whiskey
that was ever distilled.

427
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,946
Is it any good?

428
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,883
No.

429
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,118
No, it's not any good.

430
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,255
It's perfection.

431
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,757
It starts... mellow.

432
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,459
Sweet.

433
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,127
A little fruity.

434
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,397
But you're gonna wanna hang on,
'cause it's about to get bold.

435
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,133
Suddenly, you taste the earth.

436
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:59,203
It's gritty,
like there's dirt in your mouth.

437
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,238
Smoky. Oaky.

438
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,973
Perfection.

439
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,709
It lingers for just a moment

440
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,745
and then seamlessly transitions

441
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:12,650
into a peculiar finish of lemon
with a hint of cranberries.

442
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:16,754
And it's a thousand dollars a bottle.

443
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,223
So let's just leave this here,

444
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,060
and let's go find you
a deluxe queen with a mini bar.

445
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,796
Well, wait, wait, wait.
How much is<i> this</i> room?

446
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,298
Two.

447
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,500
Two what?
2,000.

448
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,802
$2,000 for one night?

449
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,905
This is not
the Sheraton, sir.
No shit, Rupert.

450
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:38,175
Look, why don't we
find you a very nice room

451
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,978
but something simpler.
I got an idea.

452
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:45,115
There's no one here,
so is there any wavering
on the price?

453
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:48,853
No, there's no wavering, sir.

454
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,488
Why is that so funny?

455
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,190
It's...
No, it's not funny.

456
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,695
So do you want it?

457
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:04,034
Can I do, like, half cash, half credit?

458
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,039
<i>Gary here.
You know what to do.</i>

459
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,376
Gary! It's on, dude!

460
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,845
I'm at the Drake Hotel.

461
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,181
<i>The Presidential Suite!</i>

462
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,084
<i>And it's pretty sweet, all right.</i>

463
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,357
<i>- Hi. It's Johnny.
- Please leave a message.</i>

464
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,325
Yo, Johnny, what's up?
It's Perry.

465
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,395
Hey, I'm having a party.
I'm at the Drake Hotel.

466
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:35,299
<i>Uh, the Presidential Suite!
All right, call me. Bye.</i>

467
00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:43,908
<i>Hi. This is Pete.
Who are you? Leave a message.</i>

468
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,744
<i>Hey, Pete. What's up, man?
It's Perry Miller.</i>

469
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:51,315
<i>Hey, uh, I'm having</i>
<i>a rad party today,</i>
<i>so give me a call.</i>

470
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,823
<i>Gary here.
You know what to do.</i>

471
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,326
Gary. What's up, man?

472
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,194
It's Perry calling again.

473
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,597
I don't know
if you're getting
my messages or what,

474
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,599
but, uh, give me a call, man.

475
00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:11,268
I, um, wanna have this party, so...

476
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,171
All right.
Talk to you later. Bye.

477
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,223
- Who is it?
- Room service!

478
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,392
Room service?

479
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,261
I didn't order any room service.

480
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,597
Room service!

481
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,866
Hey! Gary!

482
00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:44,702
Birthday guy.
What's up, man?

483
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,136
Wow.
What's up, Johnny?

484
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,472
That was me
doing room service.
You knew that, right?

485
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,074
Yeah, yeah.
This is Gypsy.

486
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,610
Hey, welcome
to my party.
Wow!

487
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:55,212
Are we the first ones here?
Yeah. Hey, where's Pete?

488
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,381
He's hungover,
so he can't make it.
Oh.

489
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,883
You have a kitchen
in your hotel room?
Yeah. Right?

490
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,885
This is wild, huh?
Unbelievable.
What's this?

491
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:05,623
Uh, probably the finest bottle
of scotch ever made.
Guys.

492
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,058
Finest bottle of scotch
ever made.
You want a shot?

493
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,126
Yes!
Hey.

494
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,628
Gypsy, you want a shot?

495
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,397
Gary, you can't
do shots of that stuff.
Why not?

496
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:15,799
It's like an antique.
You can't just gulp it down.

497
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,234
It's antique alcohol?

498
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,970
It's a thousand bucks
a bottle.
Oh, wow.

499
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,807
I mean, I'm very thirsty,
so, you know, you're
the host of the party and...

500
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,510
Very funny.
I'm just kidding around.
It's a joke. All right?

501
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,846
We're not
doing shots?
No, we're not doing shots.

502
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,248
Come on, Gary!
We're not doing shots.

503
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,485
All right, calm down.
Uh, let's get
everything started.

504
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:37,321
-Gypsy, you wanna get ready?
Give him a happy birthday?
-Okay.

505
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,189
Just give me a couple minutes to change.

506
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,860
Who's she?
Okay, this is
a birthday present.

507
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,029
She's a friend of mine,
so it's a freebie.

508
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,997
So we're gonna put you...

509
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:50,134
What do you mean
by "freebie"?
It means you need to relax.

510
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:53,270
Hey, Gypsy,
where should I put him?
Should I put him here?

511
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,873
Fine.
All right.
So sit here.

512
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,841
Just relax.

513
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,544
Is she gonna strip?

514
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,213
No, I think she might
just read us the Bible.

515
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,482
- Yeah, she's gonna strip.
- She's a stripper.

516
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,818
That's what she does.
All right?

517
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,454
You rent out
this huge suite.
We're gonna play Scrabble?

518
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:13,657
Man, come on.
You know, you don't wanna
do shots of scotch, okay?

519
00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:16,226
-It's too expensive, right?
Have a beer, okay?
-All right.

520
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,895
Chill out.
Okay, all right.

521
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,197
We're your friends, okay?
She'll do anything
you want.

522
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,899
You want a hummer?

523
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,368
Dude, don't say that.
That's someone's daughter.

524
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,070
Shut it!

525
00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,906
Have a good time.
This is a party.

526
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,308
All right?
This is for you.

527
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,510
You wanted
to go crazy, right?
Yeah.

528
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,012
Well, this is going crazy.

529
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:38,215
All right, Gypsy, you ready?

530
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,685
Dude, if you don't want
the hummer, I'll take it.
That'll be the one freebie.

531
00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:43,954
All right? For me?
Yeah.

532
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,156
You ready for this?

533
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:48,225
Whoo!
Mm-hmm.

534
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:51,662
Yeah.
Oh, man.

535
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:54,431
Oh!

536
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,067
Do you dare touch it?

537
00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,504
Sure. Why not?
No, no, no.

538
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,773
Guess not.

539
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,341
Whoo!

540
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,677
Do you need music?
Do we have music around?

541
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,612
Mm-hmm.
¶¶

542
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,982
¶¶

543
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:16,120
- Thank you.
- ¶¶

544
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,324
- Does that sound right?
- ¶¶

545
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,966
Hey, do you mind using a coaster?

546
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,036
Seriously, can you put
a coaster under that?

547
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:35,239
Dude,
are you serious?
- Yeah. Here, you too.

548
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,740
They're not even open.
You gotta.

549
00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:39,810
Are you insane?
- Take the beers
off the table.

550
00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:42,479
-It doesn't matter.
There's a show going on.
-Do it. Here.

551
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,914
- One second.
- Are you insane?

552
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,649
- Is this a joke?
- Stop! Stop!

553
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:49,319
I'll do it.
My table at home
is full of rings.

554
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,388
My kid never uses a coaster.

555
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,557
-There's a beautiful woman
right there.
-Okay. All right.

556
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,992
¶¶

557
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,560
Look that way.

558
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:03,100
That's for you!
Yeah! Fun!

559
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,202
¶¶

560
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:10,007
Yeah, hold on.
Give me one minute, okay?
I'll be right back.

561
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:12,209
What are you doing to me?
There's a woman right...

562
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,913
I'm sorry.

563
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,348
Oh, my God.

564
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,517
What the hell is the matter with you?

565
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,187
All you ever talk about
is hanging out
with your buddies,

566
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:25,656
and now you're acting like a total freak.

567
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,624
I mean, God, what the hell?

568
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:28,992
Hey.

569
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,528
What's your problem?
Nothing, man. I'm fine.

570
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,163
You're fine?
Yeah.

571
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,165
"Use a coaster"?
You sound like my mom.

572
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,335
When you're in dad mode,
you just think
about stuff like that.

573
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,304
This isn't about you being a dad.

574
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,841
This is about you
celebrating 40 years.
Forty years.

575
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:48,111
Think about that.
Right? It's party time.
You gotta celebrate that.

576
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:49,813
You can't get that time back.

577
00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:51,882
That should make you
a little insane.
Oh, man.

578
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,650
You're right.

579
00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:56,553
Dude, my life is so straight now.

580
00:30:56,555 --> 00:31:00,490
I... I watch<i> House Hunters</i>
ten times a week.

581
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:03,327
Dude, I'm this close
to losing my shit right now.

582
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,029
Then lose it.
Just lose your shit.

583
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:09,166
I'm gonna lose my shit.
You wanna lose your shit?
Yeah.

584
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:11,468
Let's lose it.
Let's go insane.
Okay.

585
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,237
Let's do it.
You deserve it.
Right.

586
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,471
Celebrate it.
You're right.

587
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,406
All right?

588
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,742
I miss the band, man.
Mm-hmm.

589
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:21,345
I just wanna get the band back on again.

590
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:23,480
I know. So here's
what we're gonna do.

591
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,482
Let's lay it down
like there's no tomorrow.

592
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:26,550
All right.
All right?

593
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:27,718
- I know.
- I'm with you.

594
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,253
All right. I'm in.
Feeling good?

595
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,221
I'm in.
Honestly, I feel great.

596
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,091
Gypsy, let's go. He's ready
for some sexy-ass dancing.
All right.

597
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:36,894
You know what?
I got something I gotta say.

598
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,595
Oh, speech.

599
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,197
I'm gonna sit down.

600
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,734
We haven't hung out in a while,
so this is special. All right.

601
00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:48,372
I may have a bad back
that aches every morning
when I have to get out of bed.

602
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:52,509
I might have
a wife and two kids
and a mortgage to pay.

603
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,945
But you know what?
There is a damn good chance

604
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,247
that that TV flies out the window today.

605
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,849
That's what I'm talking about, man!

606
00:31:58,851 --> 00:32:00,784
- Out the goddamn window!
- Yes!

607
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,719
Like the old days!
The old days!

608
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,421
Yes, that's it!

609
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,123
And I don't need a coaster!

610
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,858
You're a punk.
Look at that.

611
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,626
That's gonna leave a huge ring.

612
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,228
Ring that shit!

613
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,696
Tremendous.
Hold on.
My phone's ringing.

614
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,564
So what?

615
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,433
It's my wife.

616
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,235
Don't answer it.

617
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:21,038
I'm sure it's nothing.

618
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,472
Hey, baby.

619
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:25,108
<i>Why aren't you</i>
<i>at the house right now?</i>
The house?

620
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,878
<i>My parents are waiting</i>
<i>at the house, Perry.</i>
<i>They're locked out.</i>

621
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,447
<i>Remember?</i>
<i>You're supposed to let them in</i>
<i>at your lunch break.</i>

622
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,383
Oh, damn it. Oh, God...

623
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,118
I'm so sorry.
Okay.

624
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,388
I'll be right there.
Okay? I'm sorry. Bye.

625
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,892
My in-laws are locked out.
So what? I don't care.

626
00:32:41,894 --> 00:32:43,894
I have to let them in.

627
00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,563
I told you not to answer
the phone, dumb-ass.
I know.

628
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,632
I have to let them back in.

629
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,934
Can't they just break in or something?

630
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:53,437
Give me a break.
They can't break
in the house.

631
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,672
Well, you've
got people here
and everything.

632
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,507
Well, just make yourselves at home.

633
00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:00,777
Just hang out.
Watch TV or something.

634
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,946
But, hey, don't touch the mini bar.

635
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:06,616
Okay? Because
I already ate, like,
a $10 box of Twizzlers.

636
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,452
You're being a very bad host.

637
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,354
All right, I'll be right back.

638
00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:13,390
We just got here!

639
00:33:19,932 --> 00:33:24,001
Well, I can see
I'm gonna have to clean out
these gutters while we're here.

640
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,836
And fix that mailbox.

641
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:28,972
And what's with all
the trash in the driveway?

642
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:33,210
Maybe you should
just clean it up
and not say anything, Walt.

643
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,380
Is that him?

644
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:37,881
Yep.

645
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,851
Look at his pants.

646
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,886
Hey. Hey, guys.

647
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,022
Oh, man, I'm so sorry I'm late.

648
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:47,090
Hey, Joan.
Hi, Perry.

649
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,060
Hey, Walt.
Perry.

650
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,895
There we go.

651
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:57,868
All right. I'm just
gonna let you in and...
Let me get that for you.

652
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,669
Thank you.
You bet.

653
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,406
I only got a second.
I gotta get back to work.

654
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,908
Jesus.
Back to work.

655
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:09,479
You know, if you used coasters,
you wouldn't get marks
on the table like this.

656
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:12,215
Oh, yeah.
I tell Salome
all the time,

657
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,217
but she doesn't always get it.

658
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:17,387
You know, I've been thinking.

659
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:22,859
Maybe I should take a crack
at that playhouse out there.

660
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,728
What do you mean?

661
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,432
Just spruce it up a little,
make it look like
an actual house.

662
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,101
Never mind.
Maybe I shouldn't
say anything.

663
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,937
What are you
talking about, Walt?
Nothing!

664
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,338
Forget it.

665
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,740
You promised.

666
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,742
You're right, Joanie.

667
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,544
Listen.

668
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:43,080
- Yes, but...
- Please, try to be nice.

669
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,281
Okay?

670
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,884
I don't mean to be critical,

671
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:53,690
but, you know, your effort
is just kind of... lacking.

672
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:57,194
Walt.
I think Salome
likes the house.

673
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,429
He means
you didn't put
your heart into it.

674
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,798
But that's okay.
Not everyone is good

675
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,533
at putting their heart into things.

676
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,770
I'm sorry I'm not
a professional wood person.

677
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,639
I know.
We can work on it together.
You wanna help me?

678
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,441
That's a great idea.

679
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,311
You know,
that is a great idea,
but I have to...

680
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:17,280
All right. So we'll
get dessert then, right?
Yes. That's the whole...

681
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,850
Coaster, please.
Yeah, hold on.

682
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,722
Hey, Pete.
How you feeling?

683
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,891
I need a drink.

684
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,260
Yes, you do.
There's a little mini bar
over there.

685
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,462
I like your glasses very much.

686
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,064
Hello.

687
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:37,400
Oh, hi.
Uh, come on in, ladies.
Make yourself at home.

688
00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:40,670
Yeah, seriously,
I gotta get back to work.
Hi, guys.

689
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,806
Not now, Joan.
We're in the middle
of something.

690
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,741
I just wanna talk to Perry.

691
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,476
Can't it wait?

692
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,613
Perry,
you'll have to show us
Salome's fancy new guitar.

693
00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:53,783
Didn't you guys get her
a new guitar
for the talent show?

694
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:56,019
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we did.

695
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:58,688
Well, where is it?
Uh...

696
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,290
You... I got it.

697
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,459
He probably lost it.

698
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,794
No, I didn't lose it.

699
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,730
Well, then, where is it, Perry?

700
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,499
Um...

701
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:14,204
Can you guys give me just one second?

702
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,209
Hey.

703
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:22,112
Hey, are you
coming back or what?
<i>Yeah, I'm coming back.</i>

704
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:24,614
Hey have you seen
a guitar around there?
<i>A guitar?</i>

705
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,183
Uh, I see no guitar.

706
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:28,618
<i>Are you sure?
It's got a dinosaur on it.</i>

707
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,955
I'm very sure I see
no guitar or a dinosaur.

708
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,323
Hey, I got a question.

709
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:36,660
Is it okay if we put in an order

710
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,528
<i>for, uh, room service?</i>
Room service?

711
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,497
Maybe just a couple simple things.

712
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,400
Maybe some pizza,
some BLT's kind of thing.

713
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,303
<i>No, man.</i>
<i>That shit's expensive.</i>
Oh, yeah.

714
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,705
<i>But the thing is,
you know, we're very hungry.</i>

715
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,507
Why didn't you eat before you came?

716
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:52,375
Because it's a birthday party.

717
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,645
There's food at parties.
Are you sure we can't
put an order in?

718
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:58,648
Because the thing is,
I already placed one
and everything.

719
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,985
<i>What? No, man.
Call them back and cancel.</i>

720
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,854
I don't think they
allow you to do that.
You know what?

721
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,356
<i>They're delivering it right now.</i>

722
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,490
Gary!

723
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:09,359
Sorry, man.

724
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,228
We got hungry.

725
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,163
<i>Ah, goddamn it, Gary.</i>

726
00:37:13,165 --> 00:37:15,999
Don't do anything else.
I'll be right back.

727
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,604
Did you find the guitar, Perry?

728
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,938
Yeah. It's...

729
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,508
I know where it is.

730
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,677
Oh, shit.

731
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,346
The garbage was today.

732
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,448
I didn't
put it out. It...

733
00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:34,784
I'll see you.

734
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,921
I told you he lost it.

735
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:44,628
Hey, Denise.
Have you seen
a guitar around here?

736
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,430
I put it
in the office.
Oh, my God.

737
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,366
I thought I lost it.

738
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,268
But Jake's having a meeting in there.

739
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,474
Yeah.
Sounds incredible.

740
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,976
I just, uh...
This is clear that...

741
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:01,978
Perry.

742
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,247
Hey, what's up?

743
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:05,949
What are you doing here?

744
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,718
I was looking
for Salome's guitar.
You see it around?

745
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,488
Right over there.

746
00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,163
Am I interrupting something?

747
00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:21,965
No. No, man.

748
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,600
Uh, we're just, uh...
just talking.

749
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,902
You remember Drew, our lawyer.

750
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,138
How you doing, Perry?

751
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,774
What are you guys talking about?

752
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:33,243
Uh, we were...

753
00:38:33,245 --> 00:38:35,345
Why don't you have a seat, Perry?

754
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:45,522
Uh, so...
in your father's will,

755
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,324
where he left you guys the business,

756
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:50,493
he also included a little provision

757
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,896
pertaining to your stake
in the ownership.

758
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,233
What little provision?

759
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:03,273
Basically,
if I feel like you're
not pulling your weight,

760
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:07,677
I have the option
of buying you
out of the company.

761
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,146
Buying me out?
Yeah.

762
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,648
What does that mean?

763
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,784
That means
that you wouldn't
work here anymore.

764
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:17,821
Or receive any of the profits.

765
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:21,324
Well, what would I do then?

766
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,993
And what does
that mean for me?
First of all,

767
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:27,130
you'd get
a nice chunk of money.
Oh, yeah.

768
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:30,700
And then you'd have to find another job.

769
00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:34,838
What if I don't feel
like you're pulling
<i>your</i> weight?

770
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,473
Me?
You.

771
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:39,209
I mean, that's not...
It doesn't seem
like that's an option.

772
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:41,678
I am pulling my weight.
If I may, gentlemen.

773
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:46,716
Actually, he didn't actually
stipulate for Jake's weight.

774
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,918
Oh, my God.
That figures.

775
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,855
He always liked hanging out
with you more anyway.
That's not true.

776
00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:56,092
I think it... You know,
it's just... Jake's older.

777
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,494
What? He's not older.

778
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,630
No, I'm younger.

779
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,666
Oh. Sorry. I...

780
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,535
I thought you...
You seemed older, so...

781
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,237
Got it.
Yeah, we got that.

782
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,006
You actually seemed
younger, Perry, so I...

783
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:13,176
No, dude.
I'm the older brother.
He's the older brother.

784
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,745
Drew, you wanna give me
a second with my brother?

785
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,846
Sure.
Step outside.

786
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,014
No problem.
Thank you.

787
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,383
It was great
to see you.
You too, guys.

788
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:23,453
Just go upstairs,
and I'll be
up there in a second.

789
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,765
He doesn't know what he's talking about.

790
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,468
You're seriously thinking
about buying me out
of the family business?

791
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,905
Hold on a second, okay?
I'm trying to help you.
That's all.

792
00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:45,708
Of course you're gonna take it
like I'm doing something
personal to you, and I'm not.

793
00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,545
I just... I look at you

794
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:51,481
and, you know, you remind me
of one of those days

795
00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:54,217
when it's rainy and sunny
at the same time.

796
00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:55,785
You know what I'm saying?

797
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,588
What are you talking about?

798
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,057
I'm talking about that I think
you're confused, Perry.

799
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,926
I am not confused.

800
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,428
I think you're very, very, very confused.

801
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,263
I am not confused.

802
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,499
I like rainy, sunny days.
They're weird.

803
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:12,802
No, not rainy, sunny days.
I'm talking
about a sunny, rainy day.

804
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,171
What's the difference?
I'm talking about
a day that's raining,

805
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,006
but there's bits of sun.

806
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,275
It's mostly
sheets of rain.
You're confused.

807
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,778
And you're confusing
everyone around you.
Are you happy or sad?

808
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,346
It's coming down.

809
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:25,682
Forget it.

810
00:41:26,418 --> 00:41:28,518
Look,

811
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,688
just be a regular day.

812
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,656
You know?
Like everyone else.

813
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,292
I mean, I feel...

814
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,329
Look, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
I feel like you're scared.

815
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:43,366
You're scared to live
in the normal world
like the rest of us.

816
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,268
You've always been like that.

817
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,204
What am I supposed
to say to Karen?
Don't worry about Karen.

818
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,306
I talked to Karen.
She supports this.

819
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,842
You talked to my wife about firing me?

820
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,778
I talked to your wife
about her opinion,
not about firing you.

821
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,147
I'm not firing you.
If you wanna do this...

822
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,717
If you can fully commit
to the hardware store...
No.

823
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,019
You don't, right?
No, no.
You're right. I don't.

824
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,889
Full-heartedly commit
to the hardware store...
You're right. Whatever.

825
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,624
I'm a rainy, sunny day, Jake.

826
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,792
You're a sunny, rainy day.
I'm a sunny, rainy day.

827
00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:11,728
Yes, yes. You're confusing.
Whatever.

828
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:13,363
- I'm outta here.
- You're confusing me.

829
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:16,065
-You say you wanna do it,
then you don't.
-I'm outta here.

830
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,734
Perry...
I love you too.

831
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,570
Perry, come on.
Don't do this.
You're an asshole.

832
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:23,573
Perry!

833
00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:25,108
Perry!

834
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:28,678
Perry?

835
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,680
Perry!
There he is.

836
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:32,382
Oh...
What's up, big man?

837
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:35,184
Hey. I... I gotta go.
I gotta go.

838
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,654
Hey, what do you think?
Snow blowers? Snow shovels?

839
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,756
What do
you recommend?
I have no idea.

840
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,392
Ask my brother.
Do you like poker?
We got a game tonight.

841
00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:44,060
No, I don't really play poker.

842
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,062
You gotta play.
You gotta play.
It's easy.

843
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,531
Guys, we...
Honestly, we have
nothing in common.

844
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,434
Or we have everything in common.

845
00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:53,536
-That's another way
to look at it.
-Yeah.

846
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,505
The way our kids do everything together.

847
00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:57,874
They go to school together,
play together,
do dance together.

848
00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,676
Overnights.
Overnights.
Birthday parties.

849
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:02,211
Soccer practice.
I see this guy
12 times a week.

850
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:05,114
You think I like him?
I don't like him.
He's a nerd.

851
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:07,050
- I don't like him either.
- Oh, man.

852
00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:09,118
But we share a common bond.

853
00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:12,422
I gotta go.

854
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,023
Yeah.

855
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:41,751
Perry!

856
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,920
Hi again.

857
00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:45,154
Hey, how's it going?

858
00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:46,489
You okay?
Not really.

859
00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:48,391
I'm just running around right now.

860
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,492
So...

861
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,428
Oh, shit.

862
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:53,596
What?

863
00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:55,131
Oh, my God.
That's Joan Jett.

864
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,267
Yeah, I know.
No, no, no, no.
It's Joan Jett.

865
00:43:58,269 --> 00:44:01,337
That's why I'm here.
I'm her manager.
She has a show tonight.

866
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:03,406
What?
Yeah.

867
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,142
You didn't want to
lead with that earlier?

868
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:09,345
Can I introduce you?
This is a really old friend
of mine, Perry.

869
00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:11,280
- Sure.
- Oh, hey. How you doing?

870
00:44:11,282 --> 00:44:13,116
Pleasure
to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

871
00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,018
Pleasure to meet you too.
Yeah.

872
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,620
My mother-in-law's name
is Joan.

873
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,825
We should get going.
The car's outside, so...

874
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,128
All right.
See you, Perry.
Have a good day.

875
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,330
Say hi to your
mother-in-law.
I will.

876
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,336
Oh, God.
"My mother-in-law's name
is Joan"?

877
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,338
Jesus Christ.

878
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:41,711
Oh, Mr. Miller.

879
00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:43,446
How are you enjoying your stay?

880
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:45,648
Yeah. Uh, it's...
Great.

881
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:49,052
Listen, I see you're carrying a guitar

882
00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:54,891
and I just wanted to
inform you that the hotel
has a strict no-party policy.

883
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,959
Uh-huh.
I'm not having a party.
Great.

884
00:44:56,961 --> 00:45:00,063
Because if there
is any damage done
to that hotel room...

885
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:03,332
we will prosecute.

886
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,134
Okay, cool.

887
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:19,148
¶¶

888
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,751
Oh, my God.

889
00:45:23,688 --> 00:45:25,088
Finally, bro.

890
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,727
Whoo!

891
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,497
Gary!

892
00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:36,099
What the hell is going on?

893
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,167
What do you mean?
Who are these people?

894
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,369
Friends.
Whose friends?

895
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:42,705
People's friends,
friends of friends.
I don't know.

896
00:45:42,707 --> 00:45:44,674
So they're strangers,
basically.
Well,

897
00:45:44,676 --> 00:45:47,210
not to each other.

898
00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:50,580
You wanted to have a party.
This is a party.
Oh, look who's here.

899
00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:52,148
Pete!

900
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,083
Oh, my God.

901
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,619
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh.

902
00:45:56,621 --> 00:46:00,189
Lordy, Lordy,
look who's 40.
Yeah, yeah, it happens.

903
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,592
Hey, Pete, how you doing?
You got a hangover?

904
00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:05,561
Yeah. It's good.
I concocted a remedy.

905
00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:08,731
It's scotch and tomato juice.

906
00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:12,034
That sounds disgusting.
It's better if you use
a really good scotch.

907
00:46:12,036 --> 00:46:15,071
Which this is amazing shit.
Have you tried this?

908
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:18,941
-Oh, my God.
You drank the scotch?
-I had to. I had a hangover.

909
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,544
- Gary, what did I say?
- I don't know.

910
00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:23,980
- I said don't drink the scotch!
- Okay, I'm sorry.

911
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:25,782
Oh, you're sorry?
Oh, great.

912
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:27,917
Oh, my God.
Everybody shut up!

913
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:29,886
Hey! Don't scream
at everybody!

914
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,555
You tryin' to
freak everybody out?
Calm down.

915
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:33,689
Have a beer.

916
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,993
There we go.

917
00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:40,496
So much nicer.
How's that feel?

918
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,299
I need a nap.

919
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,268
Hey, you know, you've really changed.

920
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:47,336
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

921
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,238
You're just no fun anymore.

922
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,219
Perry?

923
00:48:25,837 --> 00:48:27,436
Perry.

924
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,780
Perry. Wake up.

925
00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:43,152
Hey, what's happening?
Hi.

926
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:46,589
How's your birthday going?

927
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,391
Oh, man, it sucks ass.

928
00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:53,129
What time is it?
It's about 5:30.

929
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,533
Is it still going on?
Oh, yeah.

930
00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,802
There's like 100 people out there.

931
00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,771
How long have you been sleeping?

932
00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:03,306
Oh, God. I don't know.

933
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:06,475
Like a couple hours or something.

934
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,516
Oh, my God, my neck.
What?

935
00:49:14,819 --> 00:49:17,653
Let me rub it for you.
No.

936
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:21,624
Oh. That's awesome.

937
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,592
Oh, I brought you something.

938
00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,328
Happy birthday.

939
00:49:26,831 --> 00:49:28,297
What is this?

940
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,900
It's tickets for Joan's show tonight.

941
00:49:30,902 --> 00:49:33,102
No way! Really?
Yeah.

942
00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,504
With backstage passes.

943
00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,574
You should come
and hang out with me.
Yeah.

944
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,343
Yeah.

945
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,547
So, how are things?
How's your life?
How have you been?

946
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,550
Things.
Things are...

947
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:49,618
Things are good.
Yeah?

948
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,854
Yeah.
That's good.

949
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,126
I mean, seems a little weird.

950
00:49:57,128 --> 00:50:00,196
You got this really nice hotel room.

951
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,198
There's a bunch of people
out there partying,

952
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,766
but you're in here taking a nap.

953
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,670
So...

954
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,538
what's really going on?

955
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:13,709
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.

956
00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:16,779
Yeah?
Yeah.

957
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,484
I don't know. I...

958
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:25,554
I think I'm going through
some kinda, like, mid-life
freak-out or something.

959
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:28,724
Yeah, it's like...

960
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:32,028
I'm just thinking
about the path not taken.

961
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,096
Mmm.

962
00:50:34,799 --> 00:50:36,032
Like what?

963
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:40,069
Oh, just stupid shit.

964
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:45,641
Like how we should
have never signed
that stupid record deal.

965
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:49,979
I put everything I had
into that record, and then
they just totally dumped it.

966
00:50:49,981 --> 00:50:52,114
Yeah.

967
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:54,917
They did.

968
00:50:58,423 --> 00:51:00,589
I really loved that record though.

969
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,392
Really?

970
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,760
I thought it was really great.

971
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:09,165
Wow. Thanks.

972
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:15,104
Mmm.
I think about you a lot.

973
00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:18,074
Really?
Yeah.

974
00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:20,843
I knew it was your birthday.

975
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:23,179
I didn't know
it was today exactly, but...

976
00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:25,815
I always know
this time of year,
when the weather changes.

977
00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:28,784
Always reminds me.

978
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,620
What do you think about?

979
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:37,593
I think you're my path not taken.

980
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,696
Get outta town.

981
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,633
Really?
Yeah.

982
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,636
We had so much fun together.

983
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,974
You just have this really great way

984
00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:55,911
of sort of making
everything really exciting

985
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:59,982
and each moment
always just felt so alive
and...

986
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:03,652
I'm not like that anymore.
Yeah, you are.

987
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,224
You are. I can tell.
Well, I don't know.

988
00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:13,429
I loved
how you'd always play me
your songs first.

989
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:16,665
I always got to be
the first person to hear 'em.

990
00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:27,176
Oh, my gosh.
That was a long time ago.

991
00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:29,478
Mmm.

992
00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:32,915
Do you still write music?

993
00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:35,985
Yeah, sometimes.

994
00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:37,686
When I'm not totally exhausted.

995
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:44,393
You smell the same.

996
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:55,004
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Christy.

997
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,539
Yeah?
I can't go there.

998
00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,676
I can't go there.
I'm s... No, no, no.

999
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,512
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

1000
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,716
Do you wanna, like, hear a new song?

1001
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,554
I have a new song.
Really?

1002
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:14,023
Really.

1003
00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,524
Okay.

1004
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,093
Okay, hold on one second.

1005
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,610
Capo.

1006
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:41,250
All right.

1007
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,288
I don't know
what I'm doing.
Here we go.

1008
00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:04,273
¶ Where can I find the city
of shining light ¶

1009
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:08,677
¶ In an ordinary world? ¶

1010
00:54:10,448 --> 00:54:15,317
¶ How can I leave a buried
treasure behind ¶

1011
00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:19,622
¶ In an ordinary world? ¶

1012
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:24,960
¶ The days into years roll by ¶

1013
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:30,366
¶ It's well that I live until I die ¶

1014
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:34,303
¶ Ordinary world ¶

1015
00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:41,043
¶ Mmm ¶

1016
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:48,917
¶ What would you wish
if you saw a shooting star ¶

1017
00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:52,721
¶ In an ordinary world? ¶

1018
00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:59,295
¶ I'd drive to the end
of the earth and afar ¶

1019
00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:03,866
¶ In an ordinary world ¶

1020
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:09,772
¶ Maybe I don't have much... ¶

1021
00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:12,241
Just ignore that.
I'm sorry.

1022
00:55:12,243 --> 00:55:15,277
I think you got a text.
I know, but it's... stupid.

1023
00:55:15,279 --> 00:55:17,346
Don't even...
We can do this
another time.

1024
00:55:17,348 --> 00:55:19,782
No, I'm sorry about that.
I didn't... Please.

1025
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,984
No, please, come on.
Please.
No, that's cool.

1026
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,819
No, Perry, I swear.
I loved it.

1027
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,788
It's okay.
I loved it.
Please finish.

1028
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:28,357
It's all good.
I feel like Joan
would really love it.

1029
00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,359
I would love to play this for her.

1030
00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:35,164
- Dude, wake up!
- I am awake.

1031
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:37,299
Good news.
The band is gonna play.

1032
00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:39,568
-Really?
-Yeah.
We're setting up right now.

1033
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,339
Holy shit.

1034
00:55:43,341 --> 00:55:45,040
Two-two-two two-A.

1035
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:48,977
Thanks for coming,
you guys.
Uh, where's Perry?

1036
00:55:48,979 --> 00:55:51,347
Where's Perry?
Perry, get out
of that bedroom!

1037
00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:53,115
- Perry!
- Wanna hear some music?

1038
00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:56,719
Yeah!
Very important to get
your rest these days.

1039
00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:58,821
There's a handicapped ramp
over here if you wanna...

1040
00:56:00,624 --> 00:56:05,160
My friend here had the audacity
to turn 40 today.
No!

1041
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:07,296
Four-zero.

1042
00:56:07,298 --> 00:56:11,533
Ahh! Timber!

1043
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:14,503
This guy, we love him.

1044
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,505
I love him.
He's the best.

1045
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:19,408
He's got a new job
right now.
What is it you're doing?

1046
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:22,978
You're changing
baby diapers and
filling up baby bottles?

1047
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:26,248
Aww.
- I'm telling you, this guy...
I am a witness to this.

1048
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,852
He was a lunatic.
He was nuts. He was crazy.

1049
00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:34,256
All right,
this guy right here was
rock 'n' roll to the core.

1050
00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,859
Still am!

1051
00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:39,428
Yeah!

1052
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:42,164
- You're looking good, though.
- Come on, man. Let's do this!

1053
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,732
You see the wrinkles up close.

1054
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,034
Wait!
He needs his guitar!

1055
00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:49,338
What's that? We have a guitar
on its way here.
What is this?

1056
00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:51,440
Hold on, man.
That's my daughter's guitar.
Be careful.

1057
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,575
- What is it?
- Oh. I'm so sorry.

1058
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:57,212
Yes, we've got
children's music
for you today.

1059
00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,947
A dinosaur.

1060
00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:01,417
Easy. That's my daughter's
guitar, man.

1061
00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:03,185
Rock and roll! Dinosaurs.

1062
00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:06,021
Gary, come on, man.

1063
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:10,192
Sit there, man.
Pull up a chair so he can see.
I want him to see the band.

1064
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:13,128
I am looking for Señor Newt.

1065
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:14,863
Newt, where are you?
There he is.

1066
00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:17,065
Get up here!

1067
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:19,101
Go, Newt!

1068
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,937
Let's do this.
Shut up!

1069
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:25,240
-What's going on?
Who the hell is this guy?
-That's Newt.

1070
00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:27,810
Is he... Is he in the band?

1071
00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:30,312
Yeah.
You're not gonna wanna
stand there, buddy.

1072
00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:32,815
- When the hell did this happen?
- Are you kidding?

1073
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:34,383
I'm not in the band?

1074
00:57:34,385 --> 00:57:36,885
- You haven't been in the band.
- Get off the stage, old man!

1075
00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:38,554
Shut up!
Get out of my room!

1076
00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:41,990
- Asshole, it's my room!
- ¶¶

1077
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:48,297
¶¶

1078
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:52,501
¶ No one wants to hang out with me ¶

1079
00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:55,103
¶ Like I'm a social disease ¶

1080
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,440
¶ With a mental deficiency ¶

1081
00:57:58,442 --> 00:58:00,576
¶ I got a growth on my lip and my face ¶

1082
00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:03,245
¶¶

1083
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:05,747
¶ But it's bleeding like an open sore ¶

1084
00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:09,318
¶¶

1085
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,489
¶ I look so repulsive
I look so repulsive ¶

1086
00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:16,158
¶ I got such a fever ¶

1087
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,627
¶ Breaking out is useless ¶

1088
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:23,599
¶ Have my nervous breakdown
It's my mental shakedown ¶

1089
00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:27,102
¶¶

1090
00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:33,609
¶¶

1091
00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:37,379
¶ That I wander through the city ¶

1092
00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:39,047
That's my daughter's guitar!

1093
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:56,632
¶ I look so repulsive ¶

1094
00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,300
¶ I look so repulsive ¶

1095
00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:00,002
¶ I got such a fever ¶

1096
00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,303
Everybody out.

1097
00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:09,077
What? What? What?
You're a communist!
Get off of me!

1098
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,747
- The party is over.
- Everybody out!

1099
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:14,349
I told you. No parties.

1100
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,084
Get him in the bedroom.

1101
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:18,720
Get them into the bedroom.

1102
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,088
Cops are on their way.

1103
00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:23,926
Salome, come on, babe.
We're gonna be late!

1104
00:59:23,928 --> 00:59:26,562
I'm right here, Mom.
Oh, good.

1105
00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:28,764
Where's Dad at?
I don't know, hon.

1106
00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,432
I'm having trouble getting ahold of him.

1107
00:59:30,434 --> 00:59:33,435
Well, can I call him?
Yes, sure.
In the car.

1108
00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,606
Come on, guys.
Mom, Dad!

1109
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:40,909
What is your problem?

1110
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,045
You say you wanna have a party.

1111
00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,581
Then when it happens,
you're all bent out of shape.

1112
00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:48,750
Well, maybe if you invited
some people I know, Gary.

1113
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:53,855
What? You think I wanted
to spend my entire Tuesday
organizing a birthday party?

1114
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:56,224
I wake up to your voice mails.

1115
00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:59,728
You're all fired up,
ready to go,
ready to burn down the city,

1116
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:02,364
so I drop everything for<i> you.</i>

1117
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,933
I gotta say.
It's very typical of you.

1118
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,435
What do you mean, typical?

1119
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,937
This is just what you do.

1120
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:12,574
I mean, I should have learned
my lesson years ago

1121
01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,776
when you walked out on the band.

1122
01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:18,146
I did not walk out on the band.
You walked out...
You know you did.

1123
01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:20,616
I did not walk out on the band.

1124
01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:22,784
Are you kidding me?
What was it then?

1125
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:25,153
Gary, I had a kid.
Mm-hmm.

1126
01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:27,756
We were having a baby.
We had to take a break.

1127
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,092
It was just a hiatus.
It was a hiatus?

1128
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,461
Yeah.
Give me a break.

1129
01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,863
How long is that hiatus?
Forever?

1130
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:43,505
You remember the tour?
Right? With Mudhoney.
You remember that?

1131
01:00:43,507 --> 01:00:45,073
Thirty cities.

1132
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:48,176
That would have
been huge for us.
It was all lined up.

1133
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:53,048
Do you ever think about
what that could have led to?

1134
01:00:55,953 --> 01:00:57,753
Every day.
Yeah.

1135
01:00:57,755 --> 01:01:00,155
A million things.

1136
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:03,091
You know, we could have been
touring right now.

1137
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:06,528
I mean, we struggled for
how many years together?

1138
01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:11,333
You know, I put
my heart and soul
into the band.

1139
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,335
And...

1140
01:01:14,672 --> 01:01:16,371
I was counting on you.

1141
01:01:20,511 --> 01:01:23,545
I don't know. I guess
I just never understood
the whole kid thing.

1142
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,750
<i>You</i> can go.

1143
01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:36,124
Gary.
I'm sorry.

1144
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:39,127
It's okay.
I'm over it.

1145
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,699
Hey, you want these tickets?

1146
01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:46,134
To what?
Joan Jett.

1147
01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:48,737
I can't go.
I got a talent show
for my kid.

1148
01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:50,806
Hell, yes.
Thank you very much.

1149
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,375
-Yeah.
-You know,
we should play sometime.

1150
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:57,145
-Just get together and jam.
-Yeah, man.
That's all I wanna do anyway.

1151
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,514
Yeah, that's so great.
Come on. Let's go.

1152
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:02,084
You're free.
Oh, not you,
Mr. Miller.

1153
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:03,318
Cuff him.
Yep.

1154
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,820
- What?
- All right, turn around.

1155
01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:07,055
You gotta be
kidding me. I...

1156
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,924
Can you get my cell phone out?

1157
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:10,892
I warned you,
Mr. Miller.

1158
01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:13,862
Have a seat.

1159
01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:17,232
I gotta call my wife.
Dude, I need to make a call.

1160
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,434
Wait here.

1161
01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,970
I need to call my wife.

1162
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:33,548
God!

1163
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:35,484
I gotta call my wife.

1164
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:40,756
Perry, call me.
This is ridiculous.

1165
01:02:40,758 --> 01:02:42,891
We need the guitar.
Get over here.

1166
01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:44,426
Where is the guitar?

1167
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:47,896
Hi. Can you tell me
when Salome Miller is?
Uh, seventh.

1168
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,766
Seventh.
C-Could she go last?

1169
01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:51,900
Yeah, sure.

1170
01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:53,034
Great, thank you.

1171
01:02:53,036 --> 01:02:55,237
You're going last.
Last but not least.

1172
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,038
Are you okay, Mom?
Yeah.

1173
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,707
Yeah. No, I'm...

1174
01:02:58,709 --> 01:03:00,542
Know what?
Maybe I'm a little nervous,

1175
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:02,711
but it's just because
I'm so proud of you.

1176
01:03:02,713 --> 01:03:06,815
It's not because
Dad's not here?
No. No.

1177
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:10,352
Come on. Shit.

1178
01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:14,089
- Well, I'll be damned.
- Dean!

1179
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:16,992
I heard "Perry Miller"
on my radio,
and I thought it might be you.

1180
01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,795
Man, I'm so stupid.

1181
01:03:19,797 --> 01:03:22,430
I had a party.
It got out of hand.

1182
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,566
Stupid, that's right.
Let me talk to him.

1183
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:27,269
Wait, wait, wait!
Can you get my pho...
Aw.

1184
01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:31,106
-Ten minutes, you guys.
Ten minutes.
-Ten minutes?

1185
01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:34,309
I'm gonna go back to the car
and get your dad's guitar.

1186
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,578
Just in case. Okay?
I'll be right back.

1187
01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:44,986
- Okay, Miller.
- All right, Perry.

1188
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,322
Oh. Thanks, Dean.

1189
01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,791
Don't thank me.

1190
01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:53,195
Thank this nice gentlemen here
for showing you some compassion.

1191
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:55,864
Thanks, Rupert.
Happy birthday, Mr. Miller.

1192
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,232
Talent show.

1193
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:02,938
Man, thank you so much
for getting me out of that.

1194
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:05,207
They're gonna send you
a bill for the damages.

1195
01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:06,708
I'm screwed.
Yep.

1196
01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:09,644
Perry. Perry!

1197
01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:12,647
Oh, hey, Christy.
What's going on?
Are you okay?

1198
01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:14,983
Perry.
Oh, it's fine.

1199
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:17,118
- He's a friend of mine.
- Oh.

1200
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,055
Salome. Okay.

1201
01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:21,723
Break legs.

1202
01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:28,363
Look, I'm sorry.
I can't stop thinking
about that song.

1203
01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:32,200
I really love it, and
I want Joan to hear it.
Could you play it for her?

1204
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,736
Perry!
It's starting, man.

1205
01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:39,941
I-I gotta go.
I cannot miss this.

1206
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:08,370
¶¶

1207
01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,507
Sorry I'm late.

1208
01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,242
Where have you been?

1209
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:17,779
Has she gone up yet?
She's up next.

1210
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,685
Where's the new guitar?

1211
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,690
Perry.

1212
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,693
Does she have my old one?
I can't believe you.

1213
01:05:52,215 --> 01:05:53,882
Hey, my name is Salome Miller.

1214
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:56,318
This is a song that my dad taught me.

1215
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:01,156
I think because it's about him, so...

1216
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:15,003
¶ Look me in the eyes ¶

1217
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:19,507
¶ And tell me I'm satisfied ¶

1218
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:25,013
¶ Are you satisfied? ¶

1219
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:29,150
¶ Look me in the eyes ¶

1220
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:33,989
¶ And tell me I'm satisfied ¶

1221
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:38,893
¶ Are you satisfied? ¶

1222
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:48,003
¶ Everything goes so slowly on ¶

1223
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:52,374
¶ Everything I've ever wanted ¶

1224
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:56,211
¶ Tell me what's wrong ¶

1225
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:58,113
¶ I'm so ¶

1226
01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,115
¶ I'm so ¶

1227
01:07:00,117 --> 01:07:03,051
¶ Unsatisfied ¶

1228
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,720
¶ I'm so ¶

1229
01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:12,794
¶ Unsatisfied ¶

1230
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,407
So proud of you.

1231
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,910
Go!

1232
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:35,283
You are amazing.
Are you happy with it?

1233
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:38,386
I'm proud of you.

1234
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,488
It was fun.

1235
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,390
I love watching you play.

1236
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,492
I love you.
Can I come in?

1237
01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:49,330
Oh, look.
It's Mr. Forgetful.
Oh, yeah.

1238
01:07:49,332 --> 01:07:51,399
Mmm. In case
you can't remember,

1239
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:55,570
your name is Perry Miller,
and this is your house, and
this is your daughter's bedroom.

1240
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:58,440
I feel terrible.
Okay.

1241
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,722
Great song, kiddo.

1242
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,759
It was all right.
All right?

1243
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,629
I'm so proud of you.

1244
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,505
I'm really sorry about the guitar.

1245
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,642
It really sucked, Dad.

1246
01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:38,446
I told all my friends
about the new guitar.
You did?

1247
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:45,320
Well, just to let you know,
I'm not unsatisfied.

1248
01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:50,425
Sometimes
you're just not there.
Like this morning.

1249
01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:54,095
I was late to school
because you were, like,
playing your guitar.

1250
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:58,233
And... you always say
we're supposed to support
each other in this family.

1251
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,973
You're right.

1252
01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:07,742
I let you down.

1253
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:10,145
But you know what?
It'll never
happen again, okay?

1254
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:16,818
Hey, look at me.
I'm serious.

1255
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:19,387
It will never happen again.
Okay.

1256
01:09:24,094 --> 01:09:26,961
By the way, how was career day?

1257
01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:29,497
I just said you were in a band.

1258
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:30,532
Really?

1259
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:35,370
I'm not really in a band anymore.

1260
01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:40,942
Unless you wanna
start a band with me.
Really?

1261
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:43,178
Hell, yeah.

1262
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:45,446
I don't have a guitar.

1263
01:09:45,448 --> 01:09:47,982
Oh, yeah.

1264
01:09:47,984 --> 01:09:50,985
Well, we'll figure something out.

1265
01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:53,655
Okay. I might be
in a band with you.

1266
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:55,723
Cool.

1267
01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:01,829
Hey, by the way,
how pissed is Mom?
About a six or a seven.

1268
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:05,533
That's it?
I think she's just glad
you made it.

1269
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,902
Yeah. Me too.

1270
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:10,705
Are we cool?
Yeah.

1271
01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,707
You sure?
Yeah.

1272
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,409
Okay.

1273
01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,880
All right,
get some sleep, okay?
Okay.

1274
01:10:24,087 --> 01:10:27,889
Wow.
Big improvement on mine.

1275
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,759
Really big improvement.

1276
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:38,433
What do you think?

1277
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,835
It's really cool,
man.
It's a good job, Dad.

1278
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,570
Well, look inside.

1279
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:48,409
Oh, I love it!
Wow. This is amazing.

1280
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,946
It's pretty good.
But it's not finished yet.

1281
01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:01,122
I'm sorry about the guitar.
I know you're pissed.
I don't blame you.

1282
01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:04,459
Oh, you don't blame me?

1283
01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:05,793
No.

1284
01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:10,565
Well, thank you, Perry.

1285
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:13,968
Thank you for not
blaming me for you
losing the guitar.

1286
01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,806
Did Jake talk to you?
About me?

1287
01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,441
He always talks about you.

1288
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:23,678
No, but did you know
he was gonna fire me?
'Cause he fired me.

1289
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:28,149
Yeah. Yeah,
he did say something.

1290
01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:31,886
Yeah.
And I thought
it was a good idea.

1291
01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:34,122
Get you out from under the store.

1292
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:35,990
So you guys were talking about me?

1293
01:11:35,992 --> 01:11:39,093
No. I mean, I guess,
you know, sort of.

1294
01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:43,064
Maybe.
Maybe a little bit.

1295
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:46,000
You know, but, Perry, you hate that job.

1296
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:49,470
Now you can do something
that inspires you.

1297
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,806
Yeah, it sucks
you guys were talking
about me.

1298
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:53,808
No, no, no, no.

1299
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:57,312
It was a brief phone call.
He said he would
discuss it with you.

1300
01:11:57,314 --> 01:12:00,581
I didn't know he'd do it today.
I thought he'd wait
after your birthday.

1301
01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:04,352
Well, he did it today.
On my birthday.

1302
01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:11,526
- Today is not your birthday.
- Karen.

1303
01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:15,463
I hate to break it to you,
but today<i> is</i> my birthday
and you forgot.

1304
01:12:15,465 --> 01:12:17,665
I'm not even mad.
I don't know.

1305
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:21,769
I mean, I guess
I did kinda flip out,
and I feel bad about that.

1306
01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:24,405
I spent a few thousand dollars.

1307
01:12:25,275 --> 01:12:27,141
What?
I know.

1308
01:12:27,143 --> 01:12:29,811
I think I'm going through
some kind of mid-life crisis.

1309
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:32,547
Normally I wouldn't even care
if you forgot my birthday.

1310
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:35,149
Today is not your birthday.

1311
01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:36,984
Today is the 16th.

1312
01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,886
Tomorrow is your birthday.

1313
01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:42,056
What? No, it's not. I...

1314
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:46,661
Didn't we talk about Salome's
talent show was on the same day
as my birthday?

1315
01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,529
We had that conversation.

1316
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,832
Yes. Because
originally it was.

1317
01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:54,736
They had to move it back,
because there's a PTA thing
at the school tomorrow.

1318
01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:58,473
Today is the 16th.
Tomorrow is your birthday.

1319
01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,709
Oh, shit.

1320
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:04,045
You spent a few thousand dollars?

1321
01:13:04,047 --> 01:13:06,414
- On what?
- A hotel room and stuff.

1322
01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:11,552
-I'm sorry. I didn't know.
-You're lucky Jake is
giving you some money.

1323
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,254
Karen, wait. Oh.

1324
01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:41,516
Okay.

1325
01:13:41,518 --> 01:13:43,918
You can't play
if you don't know
the rules.

1326
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,420
You don't know the rules.

1327
01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:48,256
I know all of the rules.
This happens
every single week.

1328
01:13:48,258 --> 01:13:50,258
- Hey, guys.
Whoa, whoa.
Shut up.

1329
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,859
- Somebody said something.
- I didn't hear anything.

1330
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:53,861
Guys, down here.

1331
01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:55,797
- Hey.
- Hey.

1332
01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:58,466
What the hell
you doing in there?
- Just thinking.

1333
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,102
We were wondering if you're up for poker.

1334
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,906
Oh, not tonight, man.
I got a little family issue
I gotta take care of.

1335
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:06,941
Fallout from today?
Yeah.

1336
01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:09,076
Thanks for bailing me out, by the way.

1337
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:11,312
No, man, it was easy.

1338
01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:13,147
Hey, but next week, I'm in.

1339
01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,715
Oh, you're in?
Yeah, I'm in.

1340
01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:16,818
I'm in the Dad's Group,
if you'll have me.

1341
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,621
-Yeah.
Yeah, we accept criminals.
-Yeah, we'll make an exception.

1342
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,790
Good to have you aboard, sir.

1343
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,125
Good.

1344
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,060
- He's in the group.
- Yeah.

1345
01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:28,629
Let's go get
some doughnuts.
How many are we gonna get?

1346
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,765
We should form
a doo-wop group.

1347
01:14:30,767 --> 01:14:33,034
What do you think?
A doo-wop group? Anybody?

1348
01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:42,477
Hey, it's the birthday boy.

1349
01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,445
Hey, Walt.

1350
01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:45,913
Did Karen go to bed?
Yeah.

1351
01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,150
She was all fired up.

1352
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,152
Sounds like you're in the doghouse.

1353
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,187
Yeah.

1354
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:56,724
- You want a drink?
- Um, yeah, sure. Why not?

1355
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:07,835
You know, Perry,
I've been a little
hard on you sometimes,

1356
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:11,138
but I just want you to know,

1357
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,708
I really appreciate
how much you love
and care for my daughter.

1358
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,144
Thanks, Walt.

1359
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:19,647
Yeah, I think I screwed up
pretty big this time.

1360
01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:21,249
Have you apologized to her?

1361
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,384
Oh, yeah.

1362
01:15:23,386 --> 01:15:24,886
Mmm.

1363
01:15:26,456 --> 01:15:29,023
Then I'll tell you what you do.

1364
01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:32,660
You go upstairs and tell her
you're sleeping on the couch.

1365
01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:37,064
You just grab
your pillow and say,
"Hey, honey, I'm sorry.

1366
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:39,033
I'll just give you a little space.

1367
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,569
I'll sleep
on the couch tonight."

1368
01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,339
I don't wanna sleep on the couch.

1369
01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:47,408
Don't worry.
You won't have to.

1370
01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:50,244
She'll forgive you on the spot.

1371
01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:53,247
Trust me. I've done it
a thousand times.

1372
01:15:54,984 --> 01:15:55,983
Hmm.

1373
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:05,660
Hey.

1374
01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:09,297
You know, I was thinking, um...

1375
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,834
Maybe I should sleep
on the couch tonight.

1376
01:16:13,836 --> 01:16:15,503
The couch?

1377
01:16:15,505 --> 01:16:18,105
Yeah, I figured I'd
give you your space and...

1378
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:21,576
I'll just grab my pillow
and sleep on the couch.

1379
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,312
Did my dad tell you to say that?

1380
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:27,415
No.

1381
01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:29,750
Hmm.

1382
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:33,120
Sounds like something my dad would say.

1383
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,357
Yeah, he did.

1384
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:38,726
Hmm. Well, that's not
gonna work with me.

1385
01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:40,962
So enjoy the couch.

1386
01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:44,799
All right.

1387
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:32,013
How's the couch?

1388
01:17:32,849 --> 01:17:33,881
Sucks.

1389
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,491
I'm sorry.

1390
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:48,596
Do you think this is something
we could look back on
and laugh about someday?

1391
01:17:48,598 --> 01:17:51,165
I have to be mad first.

1392
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,734
How long is that
gonna take?
Long.

1393
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:02,009
So this means I get a free pass, right?

1394
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:05,446
A freak-out pass?
If I ever decide to go
off the deep end.

1395
01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:08,182
Sure, you can freak out if you want to.

1396
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:11,318
Just let me know in advance.

1397
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,754
You don't want
the whole house
to burn down, do you?

1398
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:17,391
You know what freaks me out?

1399
01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:20,795
We're parents. Us.

1400
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,998
Parents.

1401
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,734
I know. It's, like,
really weird, right?

1402
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:32,807
For their entire lives,
we're gonna be
their mom and dad.

1403
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:40,047
And when they go off to college
and they think about home,

1404
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:42,650
they're gonna think about us.

1405
01:18:42,652 --> 01:18:45,586
When they get older and have kids,

1406
01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:48,723
we're gonna be these
wise old grandparents.

1407
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:53,260
But the truth is, we're not wise.

1408
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:56,931
We're just a couple of people
who met on the subway.

1409
01:18:58,034 --> 01:19:00,768
We're not parents.

1410
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:03,104
You are.
You're good at it.

1411
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:04,905
You're, like, Mom 101.

1412
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:07,908
I'm just making stuff up.
No, you're not.

1413
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:12,213
I'm acting like a mom
so they'll let me be in charge.
Well, that's smart.

1414
01:19:12,215 --> 01:19:14,882
That's what
makes you a natural.
Ohh.

1415
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:16,984
I'm glad it looks that way.

1416
01:19:19,021 --> 01:19:21,188
You know,
you don't have to
freak out, babe.

1417
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:23,991
Okay.

1418
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,194
Neither do you.

1419
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:37,138
I don't want you
to take this the wrong way.

1420
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:41,542
But wanna watch
<i>House Hunters</i>
and get it on?

1421
01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:46,647
How am I supposed to take that?

1422
01:19:46,649 --> 01:19:48,315
Just 'cause it's your 40th birthday.

1423
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:51,085
It's not because
you love me?
Because I love you.

1424
01:19:51,087 --> 01:19:53,020
I might love you.

1425
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,458
Well,
you have to because
we have two kids.

1426
01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:00,661
Perry, you have two kids.
I have three.

1427
01:20:00,663 --> 01:20:02,797
What? What are you
talking about?

1428
01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:03,998
Are you talking about me?

1429
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,535
What are you talkin' about?

1430
01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:12,173
Dad!

1431
01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:23,050
Dad! Dad!

1432
01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:28,622
Hey, what's up, homey?

1433
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,591
How are you doing?
Yeah!

1434
01:20:30,593 --> 01:20:32,693
Oh! Let me see.
Hold it. Oh!

1435
01:20:34,463 --> 01:20:37,097
All right. Let's go.

1436
01:20:37,099 --> 01:20:42,036
<i>¶ Where can I find the city
of shining light ¶</i>

1437
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:46,607
<i>¶ In an ordinary world? ¶</i>

1438
01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:53,414
<i>¶ How can I leave
a buried treasure behind ¶</i>

1439
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:58,385
<i>¶ In an ordinary world? ¶</i>

1440
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:03,724
<i>¶ The days into years roll by ¶</i>

1441
01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:09,530
<i>¶ It's well that I live until I die ¶</i>

1442
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,566
<i>¶ Ordinary world ¶</i>

1443
01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:20,407
<i>¶ Mmm ¶</i>

1444
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:28,983
<i>¶ What would you wish
if you saw a shooting star ¶</i>

1445
01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:33,654
<i>¶ In an ordinary world? ¶</i>

1446
01:21:33,656 --> 01:21:40,060
<i>¶ I'd walk to the end
of the earth and afar ¶</i>

1447
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:43,597
<i>¶ In an ordinary world ¶</i>

1448
01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:47,835
What do you
guys wanna listen to?
The Beatles?

1449
01:21:47,837 --> 01:21:50,337
No, I want to
listen to Dad's band.
Me too.

1450
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,373
Les Skunks!
Really?

1451
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,875
I want you to play
"Devil's Kind."
I love that song.

1452
01:21:54,877 --> 01:21:57,411
She listens to it all the time.

1453
01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:00,414
All right!
Les Skunks it is.

1454
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,582
Yeah!

1455
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,353
Happy birthday.

1456
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,962
¶¶

1457
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:20,968
<i>¶ Puke stains and cigarettes ¶</i>

1458
01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:24,104
<i>¶ The party is in my pocket ¶</i>

1459
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,640
<i>¶ I'm lookin' for a drink ¶</i>

1460
01:22:26,642 --> 01:22:30,177
<i>¶ And a couch to call my own ¶</i>

1461
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:36,650
<i>¶ Give me a bump and I will come ¶</i>

1462
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:40,120
<i>¶ And whisper dirty lies ¶</i>

1463
01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:42,423
<i>¶ The rapture in your ear ¶</i>

1464
01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:44,892
<i>¶ And we'll both be terrified ¶</i>

1465
01:22:44,894 --> 01:22:48,228
<i>¶ Bloodshot eyes and you're peppermint ¶</i>

1466
01:22:48,230 --> 01:22:52,099
<i>¶ We could run like dogs from the devil ¶</i>

1467
01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,068
<i>¶ Give me one last try ¶</i>

1468
01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:55,936
<i>¶ For your love tonight ¶</i>

1469
01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:58,439
<i>¶ I'll be the king forever ¶</i>

1470
01:22:58,441 --> 01:23:00,641
<i>¶ And you can be my sunshine ¶</i>

1471
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,410
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1472
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,314
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1473
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:11,585
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1474
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:14,021
<i>¶ And now I won't back down ¶</i>

1475
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:18,158
<i>¶ I said I won't back down ¶</i>

1476
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,427
<i>¶ I am the devil's kind ¶</i>

1477
01:23:23,866 --> 01:23:27,668
<i>¶ Take me into the water ¶</i>

1478
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:31,038
<i>¶ And pull me from the slaughter ¶</i>

1479
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,507
<i>¶ Because I've got the shakes ¶</i>

1480
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,943
<i>¶ And I'm so petrified ¶</i>

1481
01:23:35,945 --> 01:23:39,279
<i>¶ Bloodshot eyes and you're peppermint ¶</i>

1482
01:23:39,281 --> 01:23:43,150
<i>¶ We can run like dogs from the devil ¶</i>

1483
01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:47,021
<i>¶ Give me one last try
for your love tonight ¶</i>

1484
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,356
<i>¶ I'll be the king forever ¶</i>

1485
01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:51,658
<i>¶ And you can be my sunshine ¶</i>

1486
01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:55,462
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1487
01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:59,333
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1488
01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:02,503
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1489
01:24:02,505 --> 01:24:05,039
<i>¶ And now I won't back down ¶</i>

1490
01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:09,243
<i>¶ I said I won't back down ¶</i>

1491
01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:11,445
<i>¶ I am the devil's kind ¶</i>

1492
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:30,597
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1493
01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:34,501
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1494
01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:37,604
<i>¶ We are the devil's kind ¶</i>

1495
01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:40,140
<i>¶ And now I won't back down ¶</i>

1496
01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:44,411
<i>¶ I said I won't back down ¶</i>

1497
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:47,848
<i>¶ I am the dev... kind ¶</i>

1498
01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,923
¶¶

1499
01:24:55,925 --> 01:25:00,794
<i>¶ She knits me a plastic purple sweater ¶</i>

1500
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:09,736
<i>¶ I'm staring blankly to the sky ¶</i>

1501
01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:13,273
<i>¶ All right ¶</i>

1502
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:18,011
<i>¶ She reads me like a scarlet letter ¶</i>

1503
01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:27,221
<i>¶ She holds my heart and arms to die ¶</i>

1504
01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:29,223
<i>¶ All right ¶</i>

1505
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:35,095
<i>¶ Sometimes it ain't so bad ¶</i>

1506
01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:39,166
<i>¶ Like a soul lies on a slab ¶</i>

1507
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:44,471
<i>¶ This is my life in a body bag ¶</i>

1508
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:57,351
<i>¶ She's got a diary of madness ¶</i>

1509
01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:08,562
<i>¶ She has a man of mystery Oh, yeah ¶</i>

1510
01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:14,935
<i>¶ She dumped me
in a brand-new address ¶</i>

1511
01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:23,944
<i>¶ With a brand-new sweater
made for me ¶</i>

1512
01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:26,213
<i>¶ Oh, yeah ¶</i>

1513
01:26:27,449 --> 01:26:30,551
<i>¶ Sometimes it ain't so bad ¶</i>

1514
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:36,290
<i>¶ Like a soul lies on a slab ¶</i>

1515
01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:40,961
<i>¶ This is my life in a body bag ¶</i>

1516
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:45,866
<i>¶ Oh, yeah ¶</i>

1517
01:26:55,678 --> 01:26:57,244
¶¶

1518
01:26:58,305 --> 01:27:04,827
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