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Thank you so much. 538 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,797 What a beautiful night. Everybody in the front, make some noise. 539 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,992 Now everybody on the sides, make some noise. 540 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,033 Now everybody way up in the upper deck, make some noise. 541 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,789 Conner, I love you! I love you! 542 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,959 Harry, what the hell? 543 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,356 First of all, this is an 18,000-seat arena. 544 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,479 Nobody sells this out. You sold 15,000 seats. That's still really good. 545 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,757 No, it's not good. Hammerleg sold this place out last week. 546 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,918 Well, Aquaspin agrees with you. 547 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,440 They're concerned about ticket sales. 548 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,671 What? But it's an 18,000 seat place. Nobody sells that out. 549 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,478 Hammerleg did last week. 550 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,912 Look, the low record sales are making them nervous. 551 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,433 They wanna bring on an opening act. 552 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,115 What? We have an opening act. Owen DJs. 553 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,350 Hey, I'm always saying Style Boyz could be the opener. 554 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,158 No, man. Will you stop with that? 555 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,272 Dude, people keep blowing up my Twitter about us doing Donkey Roll. 556 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,016 - Oh, they're blowing up your Twitter? - Yeah. 557 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,416 How many followers do you have, Owen? 558 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,509 Like 500,000. 559 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,149 Okay, well, I got 20 million, and no one's asking me to do that shit, so... 560 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,176 Some of those are probably bots. 561 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,077 Okay, look, guys, regardless, 562 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,435 we still have to decide on an opening act. 563 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,672 Man! All right, fine. Does anybody have ideas? 564 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,950 One, but you are gonna like it. 565 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,436 Wait. Did you say "are" or "aren't"? 566 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,160 Are. 567 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,109 Yeah! You know I'm a motherfucking piece of shit. 568 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,278 Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" 569 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,958 Fuck you, Hunter! 570 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,393 Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" 571 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,674 Fuck you, Hunter! 572 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760 Let's go. 573 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,872 Stomping through the forest Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus 574 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,713 Hunter eating beefcakes In the back of a Ford Taurus 575 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,358 Fuck the chorus Fuck my moms 576 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,112 Fuck your dad Fuck this song 577 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,315 Hunter the Hungry is one of those rappers who just doesn't give a fuck. 578 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,960 People think that he ain't crazy. 579 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,554 No, he crazy for real. I seen him backstage. 580 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,296 He wasn't smoking the blunt. He was just eating it. 581 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,630 I mean Hunter's the youth, you know. He's... He's what's next. 582 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,673 I'm talking our crew! 583 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040 Oh! 584 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,677 Conner4Real in the flesh? Hey, yo! 585 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,831 It's... It's an honor to meet you, man. 586 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,957 CONNquest, Style Boyz, I grew up off that shit, man. 587 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,275 Thanks. I wanna be you, kind of, but not white. 588 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,952 Like black still, 'cause it's strong. 589 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,519 It's a strong color. For sure, yeah. 590 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,234 Like, you are that dude. Like, have you met you? 591 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,711 Have you met you? You? Have you met you? 592 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,376 Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? This is crazy. 593 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,120 You be you. You don't want me to be all that 594 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,553 'cause I'll tear some shit up. 595 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,336 - You know how it is? - That is great... 596 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,034 Hell, yeah! We gonna turn up a show up here! 597 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,120 Oh, don't hurt me. 598 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,871 - You know how it is! - Okay. 599 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,708 But seriously, man. I'm real honored, dawg. 600 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,598 I'm not gonna let you down. You my idol, 601 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,837 right next to Jesus and Morgan Freeman. 602 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,759 - All right, sure. - Yeah. 603 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,599 Yeah, bitch! What up? 604 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,033 I like him. 605 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,470 Where'd you get the cayenne? Get off my basil. 606 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,056 No, dawg. That's my basil, too. Get off my basil, dude. 607 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,115 That's my basil. 608 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,616 - That's my basil, too. - Come on, dude. 609 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,096 And chives, son! And chives! Watch me kill this deer real quick. 610 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,394 Oh. 611 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,560 - What? You can do that? - That's deer meat, son. 612 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800 - That's deer meat, bitch. - Whoa, dude. 613 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,512 What is this crazy shit? 614 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,318 Oh, dude! That's your new head. 615 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,755 What? 616 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,076 I had it specially made for you, man. 617 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,016 I took the measurements while you were sleeping. 618 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,396 It's like on some futuristic EDM shit. 619 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,637 We did the research, and EDM is hot. 620 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,551 Robots on ecstasy and shit. 621 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,435 Daft Punk, deadmau5, DJ Tommy Pizza. 622 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,753 Oprah Spinfrey, Vinyl Ritchie, R2-LSD2, 623 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,392 Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO, Elton John. All those dudes are crushing. 624 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,696 - Look at all these functions. - Yeah. 625 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,438 It's like a Lite-Brite, but it's moving. 626 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,279 Oh, and check this out. 627 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,956 Oh, wow! It goes all the way up there. 628 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,270 All the way, man. It's like a beacon to space. 629 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,918 And, plus, it makes this sound. 630 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,759 Wow! 631 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,114 Why would it make that sound? 632 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,349 I don't even know, 633 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,159 but it's nice to know that it's there if you need it, you know. 634 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,276 Yeah. Yo, helmet's dope. 635 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,556 Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick. 636 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,313 See? Don't you wanna look like Optimus Prime? 637 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,955 His dick? Fuck, yeah! 638 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,072 Fuck, yeah! Yeah, man... I don't know. 639 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,637 Owen, please? Please, please wear the helmet, Owen. 640 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,473 Come on, man. The show really needs it. Please, man. 641 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,314 I mean, if it'll help the tour. Yes. 642 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,676 Yeah. Dude, we're killing this! 643 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,430 Well, howdy, ma'am We're the two banditos... 644 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,840 Having Hunter aboard has really energized the tour. 645 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,955 Tickets are selling. 646 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,599 Hunter is the shit. 647 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,037 Aw! I love you, too, man. 648 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,553 Dude! Get off me, dude! 649 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,596 Yeah, you know we're two banditos 650 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,310 Yeah, you know we're two banditos 651 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,436 Do a little dance and drink a little water 652 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,399 Putting that helmet on Owen's head, that was a brilliant gimmick. 653 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,038 I wish I'd done that with Zayn. 654 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,315 We could've kept him in One Direction for years. 655 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,152 Prank time! 656 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,231 Pranks is where it's at. You know what I'm saying? 657 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,311 Like, you've got to have fun on tour, yo. 658 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,788 Rise and shine, dude. 659 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,376 You know he's got that sense of humor 660 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,676 where it's like, "Stop now, please." "Please stop." 661 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,576 But he keeps on going. "Please stop doing this." 662 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,875 Eat a lot of burritos While we're fucking bald eagles 663 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,791 Let's go back to the chorus, dude Okay 664 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,598 We're two cute little kittens 665 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,671 Yeah, we're two cute little kittens 666 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,911 Yeah, we're two cute little kittens Shut the fuck up 667 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,798 Con ner, did you take a shit in the Anne Frank House? 668 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,633 Do not go in there. 669 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,790 Whoo! 670 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,199 Ace Ventura. 671 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,576 I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo 672 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,400 And when she came You know, it sounded like... 673 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,749 This is my new best friend right here! 674 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,479 This my nigga! 675 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,238 Yeah, he's my friend! 676 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,318 All right, listen up, everybody. 677 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,437 First of all, I wanna say congratulations on a great show tonight. 678 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,832 - Yeah. - For the last eight shows, 679 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,911 we have been sold out! 680 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,001 It's like I was... I feel like it's finally just clicking. 681 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,349 Yeah. Hey, we are on a roll, baby. 682 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,953 Yeah. Yeah. 683 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,076 Is it helping album sales? It's got to be, right? 684 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,633 You know how it is, you know. 685 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,314 Sometimes, it takes a while for the marketplace to catch up. 686 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,830 Don't worry. Definitely helping Hunter. 687 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,751 This dude's album just went gold. 688 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,271 Gold? For real. 689 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,392 How's that even... That's a mistake, right? 690 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,677 Our shit hasn't even gone gold. 691 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,995 Look, he's just having a moment. That's all. 692 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,416 Well, how come I'm not having a moment? 693 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,953 You've had tons of moments. 694 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,951 Don't worry. There's plenty to go around. 695 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,270 Yo! Shout out to T.I. in the house. 696 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,590 What's up, soldier? What's up, Ka-el? Okay. 697 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,957 Y'all, my man Hunter the Hungry is in the house. 698 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,156 Y'all make some noise! 699 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,394 What's up, Ka-el? 700 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,960 Yo! Y'all wanna hear the hottest song on the streets right now? 701 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,035 Yeah! 702 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,231 Stomping through the forest Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus 703 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,118 Hunter eating beefcakes In the back of a Ford Taurus... 704 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,976 Look, man, Conner got all the way to the top of this business, you know, 705 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,278 and the higher you get, the harder you fall. I mean, ask any coconut. 706 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,670 Thing is, is that Conner's never been as good as with the Style Boyz. 707 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,592 Whatever him and Lawrence were beefing over, 708 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,360 they need to figure out a way to squash it. 709 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,472 Ever since Style Boyz broke up, Lawrence has been mad at me. 710 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,072 He claims he wrote my famous catchphrase verse. 711 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,597 Translation, he's a jealous-ass hater 712 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,389 who's mad that I blew up, and he's a farmer out in bumfuck nowhere, 713 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,349 but, you know, we all have our take. 714 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,356 Uh, this one here, this is my Poppy. 715 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,600 Uh... 716 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,592 It's what I got for writing Conner's famous catchphrase verse. 717 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,759 If you look close, you'll notice that it's not real 718 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,196 because I didn't get a Poppy or credit of any kind. 719 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,110 But there is one person that I absolutely have to thank, 720 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,236 and that person is me. 721 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,836 Me, myself, and I! I did it all by myself. Nobody helped me. 722 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,956 So, yeah, that's my Poppy. 723 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,376 I mean, if he's so great, 724 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,120 how come he's not making anything, you know? 725 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,873 Nothing's stopping him from going out and writing a bunch of hits. 726 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,839 After the Style Boyz, I tried some solo projects, 727 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,353 but none of them really took off. 728 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,711 Old boots, paper towels Shop girl, unknown fellow 729 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,156 Deodorant, house keys Sweatshirt, and umbrella 730 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,595 A golf club, basketball, bug spray 731 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,240 A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery 732 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,595 These are the things in my Jeep 733 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,471 These are the things in my Jeep 734 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,216 I didn't really relate to that song 735 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,958 because, you know, I had different things 736 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,837 in my Jeep than he had in his Jeep. 737 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,791 I don't think Conner's living real life. I think he's in a bubble 738 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,475 with people telling him what he wants to hear and kissing his ass all day. 739 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,274 I heard he's getting into stage gimmicks now. 740 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,351 He's got Owen in a helmet looking dumb, 741 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,396 and one where he sings from a toilet. 742 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,400 Someone should've told him that shit is whack, 743 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,591 but he's so afraid of failure, man. He's just getting desperate. 744 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,278 Let's try it again. 745 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800 Oh! 746 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,200 Oh, it snagged. 747 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,556 What's up, my confidants? Be sure to come through to my show tonight. 748 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,756 I'm trying a brand new magic trick. 749 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,512 You know they said it couldn't be done. 750 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,296 That the trick that was designed for a woman, 751 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,958 and my junk would get all tangled, 752 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,632 but I figured out how to solve it. 753 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,159 I think if I just tuck it all back. 754 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,838 See you tonight. 755 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,315 Let's go. 756 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,953 Hey! 757 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,079 What is this, y'all? 758 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,674 I said upscale. You took me to outer space. 759 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,960 What do you say we take it back down to Earth? 760 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800 Whoo! 761 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,269 What? 762 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,552 This almost looks like something that a cowboy might wear. 763 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,637 Are y'all looking at my chaps? 764 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,311 But enough horsing around. Let's take this uptown. 765 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,395 How about a good old fashioned tuxedo? There is no substitute. 766 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,114 Top of the world! 767 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,829 Oh, shit. 768 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,188 No, no. It's tucked. I shaved for the trick. Don't post those pics. 769 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,616 As they approach the end of the dark forest... 770 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,029 It's an illusion. It's tucked. I tuck it back. 771 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,354 Conner, just hold on. 772 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,176 - Don't post those. - It's a tuck and take. 773 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,997 I don't know what to do right now. 774 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,469 I wanna show you all my dick but I can't show you my dick. 775 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,548 It's a great conundrum. It's a great conundrum. 776 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,955 Holy shit, dude. Where the fuck was your dick, dawg? 777 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,753 What happened out there? What happened to the trick? 778 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,871 Conner, don't worry. Nobody saw anything. 779 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,791 I wish they had seen something. 780 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,936 Now, there's 10,000 people that think I got no dick. 781 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,039 - Wait. You guys know I have a dick, right? - Yes. 782 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,856 - You do. You do. - Yeah, it's just that... 783 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,456 I've always believed you had a dick. 784 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,153 Right, right, right. But like where was it, though? 785 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,117 Because that motherfucker was gone. 786 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,269 We've gone over this. 787 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,913 You know I've got to tuck my shit back 788 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,036 so it doesn't get tangled up in the garments. 789 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,997 That makes perfect sense. Of course. 790 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,256 You've got to put it in between your legs. 791 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,696 Conner, don't worry about it. You were up there for, like, 10 seconds. 792 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,551 Ten seconds is an eternity, Harry. 793 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,232 It's a third of the way to Mars. 794 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,993 Conner, we've talked about this. 795 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,157 Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact. 796 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,392 Look, thank you, dawg, because this shit was hilarious, man. 797 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,631 Well, I'm so glad that I could entertain you, Hunter. 798 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,896 You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you? 799 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,399 Oh! I wish. 800 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,995 This is like genius prank shit right here. Next level. 801 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,117 You would have to be the best prankster of all time 802 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,872 to think of something like this, 803 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,028 and, well, shit, that's me. Maybe I did do it. 804 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,438 No, I didn't do it, 805 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,919 or did I? 806 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,468 No, I didn't, 807 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,558 or maybe I did 808 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,709 not 809 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,354 do it. Did you? 810 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,115 I didn't do it, or I did. Who knows? I don't. 811 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,153 Conner, don't worry. Don't worry. This is not news. 812 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,514 - What the fuck? - Son... 813 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,272 The timing of that was crazy. 814 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,796 They should call him NoDick4Real. 815 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,440 Whoa! 816 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,639 It was tucked, Linda. It's part of the show. 817 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,797 - No. No, don't print that. - Everywhere I look. It's insane. 818 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,871 Now it's on the front page of USA Today, 819 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,951 the most respected newspaper in the world. 820 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,913 Sweetie, relax. All we need is a different story 821 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,720 to wipe it out of the press cycle. Mmm-hmm. 822 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,910 Okay, so what? What do we do? 823 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,911 Anything. Release a new single. 824 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,993 Get a crazy haircut, or, uh, take an ugly teenager to the prom. 825 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,311 All good ideas. Let's keep thinking about it, 826 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,280 and I'm gonna go tweet a picture of my dick. 827 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,992 Okay, don't really do that. 828 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,515 Man, I just think it's gonna really change people's perception of me 829 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,352 in a good, positive way, 830 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,318 and also I'm really glad about the fact that we'll get married, too, 831 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,628 'cause I like her so much. 832 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080 - Conner, what's going on? - You'll see. 833 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,560 - Oh, my God! Is that music? - Yeah. 834 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,473 Almost there and... 835 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440 Uh-huh. 836 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,113 You ready? Mmm-hmm. 837 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,952 Are those real wolves? 838 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,837 Yeah. Conner. 839 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,710 My psychic told me that, in my previous life, I was a wolf, 840 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,110 which makes so much sense, 841 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,080 but I can't believe that Conner remembered. 842 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,712 And you invited the press. Yeah. 843 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,710 I landed in London At a quarter to noon 844 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,158 Oh, my God, is that Seal? Yeah. 845 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,236 What is this? What's going on? 846 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,715 I know she's exquisite So I had to visit 847 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,355 Pushed my back to the front of the door 848 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,476 Ever since I met you, 849 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,552 I knew in my heart that you were super banging. 850 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,597 Ashley Wednesday 851 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,993 Hey, dude, you've got to kill this music. The wolves are going crazy. 852 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,913 I can't stop Seal from singing. 853 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,196 With impeccable style 854 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,436 All right, can we get the wolves to be more quiet? 855 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,360 No. 856 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,955 Ashley Wednesday, 857 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,315 will you marry me? 858 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,278 Please freaking say yes, girl 859 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,311 Yes. Yes. 860 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,056 The wolves are loose! 861 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,256 - Look out! - Shit! 862 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,315 Shit. Okay. 863 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,549 Oh, God! 864 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,198 Move! Run now! 865 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,456 Jesus Christ, we got wild animals everywhere... 866 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,708 My God! 867 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,279 Get on! 868 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,634 Seal, come on! Hurry! 869 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,350 Are you okay? I'm fine. For a second... 870 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,189 Seal! 871 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280 Seal! Shit! 872 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,634 Oh! 873 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,236 Oh, my God, you got him, dude! 874 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,715 Don't worry. I've been in this situation before. 875 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,160 How do you think I got these scars? 876 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,235 From wolves? 877 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,436 Fucking wolves. Now let's get out of here. 878 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,469 What the fuck? 879 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,835 Go! Go! Go! 880 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,876 We killed Seal. He's dead! 881 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,837 He's dead! Seal is dead! 882 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,555 Conner4Real is being sued by R&B singer Seal for $5 million. 883 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,760 Why would he do that to Seal? 884 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,518 Conner4Real is such a joke. 885 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,936 He disappointed all of us. I mean like... 886 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,960 Did you see that proposal? 887 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,616 Like, I don't even think they like each other. 888 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,016 'Cause Conner definitely ain't the real deal. 889 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,359 He doesn't even have a dick. 890 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,796 I used to like Conner4Real, but now I wish he would just go away. 891 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,237 My first guest, Conner4Real! 892 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,909 I just wanna thank Seal again and wish him a fast recovery. 893 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,149 He's gonna be fine. 894 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,434 That's great news. 895 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,193 That's great news, and congrats again to you and Ashley. 896 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,656 Thank you. Thank you, and, you know, don't forget, 897 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,035 CONNquest in stores now. Cop that. 898 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,680 Yeah, absolutely. 899 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,149 Can I just fanboy out for a second? 900 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,151 Uh, because my favorite thing of yours 901 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,748 from back in the day, the Donkey Roll. Oh! 902 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,831 You got a minute? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 903 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,279 For the kids out there, 904 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,954 the Donkey Roll is from Conner's old group, 905 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,270 the Style Boyz, when I was... 906 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,776 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. 907 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,950 I don't wanna brag but I used to do a mean 908 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,439 Donkey Roll back in college. 909 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,476 I'm just saying. Oh, for real? 910 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,637 Some said I did it better than yours. 911 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,056 Come on, now. No... 912 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,071 Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon. 913 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,754 I think I saw Kid Contact backstage. 914 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,800 Do you think that we could get him out here and... 915 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,679 I doubt he'd be into that. 916 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,198 Y'all set me up? 917 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,080 Oh! 918 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,995 Okay, I'll be filling in for Kid Brain! Roots, Donkey-Roll us! 919 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,758 I love the Donkey Roll. 920 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,196 The Donkey Roll was the shit. That's the reason why I dance. 921 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,556 Every junior high dance had to end with the Donkey Roll. 922 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,234 I dreamed of doing the Donkey Roll onstage with them. 923 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,400 Yo, that was impressive! 924 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,515 It's all right. 925 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,600 Thanks, everybody. 926 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,749 Yo, dude, how fun was that shit? 927 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,319 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 928 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,760 I wish Lawrence could've been here. 929 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,639 Owen, that sucked. 930 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,280 I'm trying to sell a record, not stroll down memory lane. 931 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,880 That shit made me look like a has-been. 932 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,957 Come on, man. The crowd loved it. 933 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640 Whatever, man. 934 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,600 Conner. 935 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,280 Well, look, you have to understand something. 936 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,555 Conner's lived a very blessed life. 937 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,108 He got very successful very, very young. 938 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,269 No, no, no. 939 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,595 And because of that, he never really learned 940 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,830 to handle adversity in an adult way. 941 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,117 How many people here bought my new album CONNquest? 942 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,153 All y'all are liars! I know you didn't buy it! 943 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,470 Do you guys even like me anymore? 944 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,656 Could've seen this coming. 945 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,478 Conner4Real dumped by new fiancée, Ashley Wednesday. 946 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,256 Hey, Conner, why did Ashley dump you, bro? 947 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,589 - Get the fuck off me. - Yo, man! 948 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,749 Son of a bitch! 949 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,576 - Yo, I could really use you out here, man. - Mmm-hmm. 950 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,591 Yo, we're in Denver tomorrow. 951 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,870 Come through. I'll send a car for you. 952 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,080 He really wants to apologize? 953 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,256 Yes. He really... 954 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,280 Stop. Down. 955 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,634 This business can be crazy, man. 956 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,518 That's why it's so important to be around people that you trust, 957 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,640 that you've grown up with. 958 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,994 I mean... What is that? 959 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,991 And, plus, Lawrence was always the one 960 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,355 who could cheer Conner up, you know. 961 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,320 Mmm-hmm. 962 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,188 Dude, please. He really needs his real friends right now. 963 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:09,631 He needs you. 964 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,592 Yo, what's that sound in the background? 965 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,355 Oh, it's just my girlfriend. I'm having sex with her. 966 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,749 All right, man. Maybe, you know? Maybe. I'll think about it. 967 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,156 So last night, I caught a little bit of this obscure old movie 968 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,559 called The Parent Trap, right? 969 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,712 In that movie, these two little red-headed girls, 970 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,837 they get the idea to trick their divorced parents 971 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,150 into falling back in love with each other, 972 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:38,997 so I was like, "Yo, if I just get Lawrence and Conner in the same room together, 973 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,674 "boom, they're gonna realize that they're friends, 974 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,035 "and we all can all be buddies again." 975 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,239 Mona Lisa 976 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,790 You're an overrated piece of shit 977 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,990 What the fuck is this garbage 978 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,877 Tyrus, shut up, man. We're watching TV. 979 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,960 Quiet, fool. 980 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,759 Leave the singing to the professionals, please. Yeah? 981 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,955 You're right. I'm sorry. 982 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,792 And cut softer, dawg. 983 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,199 Dedicated to the people of Ethpania. 984 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,510 We were on the road in Spain, and I noticed 985 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:28,789 that the people there pronounce the letter S with, like, a T-H "th" sound, 986 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:34,193 so instead of saying Spain, they say Thpain, you know, 987 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,319 and it's like the whole country has a crazy speech impediment, 988 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,118 so I wrote a thong about that. 989 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,750 In Ibitha, tha, tha, tha 990 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,316 Every day's a fiesta, tha, tha 991 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,354 Speakers boom On the dance floor, floor, floor 992 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,876 Everyone is a star, star, star, star 993 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,838 Our tummies are full of Pae-jhay-ah 994 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,792 All right. Thanks, man. 995 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,108 Man, good shit. 996 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,918 You dropped in perfect right on that one. 997 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,433 Oh, thanks, man. Thanks. 998 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,035 Oh, I invited Lawrence to come to the after-party tonight, 999 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,519 so he might be here. 1000 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,794 What? Lawrence is here? 1001 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,872 Yeah, man. You know, I told you he lives right nearby here, 1002 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,776 so I just thought it'd be cool for him to come. 1003 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,656 He actually... He wanted to apologize to you, I think... 1004 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,990 Owen, are you trying to Parent Trap us? 1005 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,155 No. 1006 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,992 God, he looks like a caveman. 1007 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,795 Look at this fool. He's about to murder somebody. 1008 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,800 I think it's just the lighting in the limo. 1009 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,989 What? 1010 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,311 No, seriously, I think that that's just his resting face. 1011 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,118 He's just relaxing. 1012 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,656 So, what, he'll just apologize to me, and I'm supposed to forgive him, 1013 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,069 and then we go back to being a big happy family? 1014 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,676 Something like that, yeah. 1015 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,470 All right. 1016 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,157 Style Boyz in the house, right? 1017 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,439 No. No. Fuck this. 1018 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,078 No. No! Fans got through the gate. 1019 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,909 We've got to lock up. Let me out, man. Unlock the doors. 1020 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,070 Yeah, you should go, man. Bail. That's your move. 1021 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,230 That's not my move. That's your move. You bailed. 1022 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,117 I didn't bail. People liked me best, 1023 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,236 and you couldn't handle it, so I did my own thing. 1024 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,276 People liked you best 'cause of the shit I wrote. 1025 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,056 They don't like your shit. They like my shit, and they don't even know it. 1026 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,311 Take a look around, Lawrence. If you were so important to my success, 1027 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,358 how come my solo shit's way bigger than Style Boyz ever was? 1028 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,112 You got Owen making all your beats, 1029 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,160 and now you ditched him, and your shit's tanking. 1030 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,356 Why can't you just give me any credit, man? 1031 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,839 Just admit that I'm talented? 1032 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,229 Why can't you admit that I wrote the "catchphrase" verse? 1033 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,320 Oh, this shit again. 1034 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,456 None of this garbage out here is possible without me. 1035 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,233 Admit that shit. Man, what the fuck is going on out there? 1036 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,112 Conner, sign my tits! Oh, what this? 1037 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,998 This is just some beautiful-ass titties, man. 1038 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,231 My fans ask me to sign them all the time because they love me, 1039 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,878 and I love them, Lawrence. 1040 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,235 And you know what? You need to grow up, dude, 1041 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,313 because this right here, this is what it's all about, my friend. 1042 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,994 Making art. Connecting with people. 1043 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,435 This is that rock star life, my man, 1044 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,354 and I'm slurping it down like a big old fat milkshake. 1045 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,919 Hey, Conner? Not now, Owen. 1046 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,991 - Just... - I'm gonna sign these titties, 1047 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,470 so sit back and watch how it's done, my friend. I'm gonna... 1048 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,516 Oh, shit! Oh! It's a dick! 1049 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,397 That's one of your fans, man. Go for it. 1050 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,959 Can you make it out to Jenna? 1051 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,075 Oh, hello. That's me. 1052 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,195 It's nice to meet you. 1053 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,236 That's my fiance's penis. Ah. 1054 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,355 Big fan. 1055 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,158 Thanks, man. So tight. Okay. 1056 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,310 He's inside. I'm just gonna... 1057 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,712 The old John Hancock. 1058 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,756 Are you guys getting back together? Style Boyz? 1059 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,840 - No. - No. 1060 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,176 We're thinking about it. Right on. 1061 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,236 I'm gonna roll the window up now so just... 1062 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,390 Thanks for coming by. Great to meet you guys. 1063 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,152 I rest my case, Lawrence. 1064 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,037 You think you know what's up, 1065 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,113 but in fact, you my friend, have no idea what's going on. 1066 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,079 Don't call me again. 1067 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,953 Lawrence, dude. Don't leave like that. 1068 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,480 Shit. 1069 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,795 We should probably hit the car wash. 1070 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,916 All work and no play Make Hunter go crazy 1071 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,709 All play and no work Make Hunter feel just as depressed 1072 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,800 I'm OJ I'm Simpson 1073 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,910 I'm Martha I'm Plimpton 1074 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,196 Finally heard back from the Poppies. 1075 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,352 Oh, yeah? Yeah, they love you. 1076 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,433 Um, they just don't have enough room for you this year. 1077 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,078 What? For real? 1078 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,196 Yeah, it's a bummer. I know. 1079 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,517 I told them to keep us in mind if anything changes. 1080 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,715 It could come around. 1081 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,472 This business is tough. 1082 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:46,032 The highs are high, and the lows are low, you know. 1083 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,440 It's like a wave. 1084 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,720 You've just got to learn how to ride the wave, you know. 1085 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,796 Up and down, just like that. 1086 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,434 Tony! Toni! Tone! Tonee? 1087 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:55,873 Bartending. 1088 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,997 Style Boyz, Conner4Real. 1089 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,314 That means I might be going down again soon. 1090 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,436 Heya, heya, ho 1091 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,630 Harry, he's 30 minutes over. 1092 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,358 I'm sure he'll be done soon. 1093 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,109 I'm never gonna leave this stage! I'm gonna die up here! 1094 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,435 All right, that's it. 1095 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,794 Owen, get your gear. 1096 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,915 Got it. 1097 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Frank, queue it up. 1098 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,109 Conner, what are you doing? 1099 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,639 I'm going on, Harry. 1100 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,792 You better get a bedpan! I'll be here all night, bitch! 1101 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,074 Who came here to see Hunter the Hungry? 1102 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,752 And who came here to see Conner4Real? 1103 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,478 What's up, y'all? 1104 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:54,920 What'd you just say? 1105 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,190 Contact, skip the intro. Go to Humble. 1106 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,856 Stomping through the forest Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus 1107 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,456 Bar none, I am the most humblest 1108 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,616 In the back of a Ford Taurus Fuck the chorus 1109 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,921 Number one at the top of the humble list 1110 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,360 All right, Harry. We've got to talk. 1111 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,192 I know. That was a mess out there tonight. 1112 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,998 Yeah, we have to get rid of Hunter. 1113 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,513 We can't fire Hunter. 1114 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,239 Conner, I mean he's one of the reasons that the tour's sold out. 1115 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,435 I want him off the tour. 1116 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,990 Well, look he's number one on Bonkohub right now. 1117 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,274 Well, what number are we? 1118 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,510 Numbers don't matter. Come on. You know that. 1119 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,471 God. Can we talk about this helmet? 1120 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,755 It's crazy heavy, and it's really hurting my back. 1121 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,256 Owen, why are you talking right now? Why are you in this meeting? 1122 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,713 I'm in all of our meetings. 1123 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,758 Dude, just leave, all right? Go have a meeting with Lawrence. 1124 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,308 You know it's not my fault that the album's not selling, okay? 1125 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,674 Don't take it out on me. 1126 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,988 Great. 1127 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,509 Harry, we have to get rid of Hunter, all right? 1128 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,797 I'm not asking. I'm telling. You represent me, not him. 1129 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:58,632 Okay, look, well, actually, technically, 1130 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,632 full disclosure, I represent both of you. 1131 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:05,840 What? 1132 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,269 Yeah. 1133 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,429 You signed him? 1134 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,669 Conner, come on. 1135 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,800 Are you kidding me, Harry? 1136 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,034 It's just business. 1137 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,954 It's not to me. All right, look, decide right now. Him or me? 1138 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,838 Come on. Don't go there. Look, I've got a family to feed. 1139 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,239 What? No, you don't. 1140 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,430 I have a niece. We all have a niece! 1141 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,238 You know what? 1142 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,869 You're fired. 1143 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,839 Conner, you're just... You're upset, and you're overreacting. 1144 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,878 Okay, now I've got to collate that. 1145 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,757 Great. Have fun collating. 1146 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,276 There's no fun in collating! 1147 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,274 What's up, my confidants? Who can you really trust? 1148 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,430 I thought I could trust my manager, 1149 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,229 but it turned out he was stabbing me in the back the whole time. 1150 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,799 I thought I could trust Seal. 1151 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,792 I thought I could trust the Yelp reviews 1152 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:58,192 of PartyWolves.com. Really makes you think, doesn't it? 1153 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:03,718 Who's out there scheming behind my back, trying to take what I built. 1154 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,792 I need to find out who I can really trust. 1155 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,760 All right, y'all, come and get them. 1156 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,348 Conner's fancy flapjacks right here! 1157 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,431 Thanks, Conner. 1158 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,750 Eat up. Eat up. Eat up. 1159 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,268 Mmm. Mmm. 1160 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,275 Mmm! 1161 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,998 Sponge, you like those pancakes? 1162 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,120 - They're so good. - Yeah. 1163 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,350 Yeah. Eddie? Feeling these? 1164 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,595 Okay. Mmm-hmm. 1165 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,478 Dude, I'm sorry. I can't. 1166 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,358 Conn, these are terrible, man. I'm really sorry. 1167 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,874 Thank you, Owen, truly. 1168 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,430 Okay. And the rest of you liked them? 1169 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,032 Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Yup. 1170 00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,113 Well, that's very disappointing because they are not good. 1171 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,200 I knew it. 1172 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,431 And the reason they're not good is because I put dog shit in them. 1173 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,635 What? 1174 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,439 Oh! Dang, dude. That's nasty. That's hilarious. 1175 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,115 The reason that I did that is to see who would tell me the truth. 1176 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,191 Oh! Conn, that's mad smart. 1177 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,793 Yeah. He's always two steps ahead. 1178 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,791 No. No, stop doing that, you guys. 1179 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,296 This is what I'm talking about. 1180 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,117 You can't just agree with everything I say. 1181 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,736 No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. It's not helpful. 1182 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,760 Got to be honest. 1183 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,796 No, you're doing it again, all right? Just stop. 1184 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,031 You fed us dog shit? What is wrong with you? 1185 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,553 Owen, chill out, man. 1186 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,616 You're the only one who passed the test. You're good. 1187 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,598 How the fuck can you think I was one of your lackeys, dude? 1188 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,795 I'm your oldest friend. 1189 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,957 Hey, we're friends! We're all friends. 1190 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,071 I should've told you to fuck off years ago, 1191 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,480 but instead I just let you become a bigger and bigger dick. 1192 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,715 Look, I'm sorry, but I've kept you on the tour. 1193 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,109 I keep you paid. I put food on the table. 1194 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,394 With dog shit in it! 1195 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,391 It's the thought that counts, man. 1196 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,311 Oh, my God. That's it. I quit. 1197 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,674 You can't quit. 1198 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,318 What do I even do anymore, Conner? 1199 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,790 I push play on an iPod in a robot costume. 1200 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,838 All right, fine, then. Go. 1201 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,915 Fine. 1202 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,909 Fine. 1203 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,189 Fine. 1204 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,673 Maximus! 1205 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,792 I'm home, buddy. 1206 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,037 Sometimes, he kicks it in here. Max! 1207 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,994 You hear that? 1208 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,429 Max? 1209 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,113 What are you doing? What's wrong with you? 1210 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,715 Why are you all white? Why is he making that sound? 1211 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,120 Oh, fuck! There's something wrong with Maximus! 1212 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,668 His scales are all ashy. Come on! 1213 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,794 No! Get out of the way! Move! Come on! 1214 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,714 Please! Please move! My turtle is sick. 1215 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,076 I've got to get him to the hospital. He's gonna die. 1216 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,349 Maximus! 1217 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,717 As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 1218 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,074 I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. 1219 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,710 Maximus was my best friend, who struggled daily 1220 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,509 with soggy bones syndrome, but never complained once. 1221 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,752 Conner4Real fighting with Martin Sheen, gets knocked the "F" out. 1222 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,296 The guy from The West Wing? 1223 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,416 Things going from bad to worse for Conner4Real, 1224 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,069 seen unconscious, rolling around town on a hoverboard. 1225 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,154 Now go and join your family in turtle heaven. 1226 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,115 Fuck, yeah! 1227 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,358 It's time, man. You've got to know when to go home. 1228 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,471 Bro, you've got to know when to let go. 1229 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,439 The key is don't play yourself. That's it. Very simple. 1230 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,798 Don't play yourself. Congratulations, you played yourself. 1231 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,359 You guys win. 1232 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,239 I get the message. I'll go away. 1233 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,437 This is Conner4Real signing off. 1234 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,076 So, I am back in Sac, 1235 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,358 housesitting for my mom 'cause she's on tour with Fall Out Boy. 1236 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,668 Are you guys filming me? 1237 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,950 It's been awesome, you know. 1238 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,270 Dude, which one of y'all pissed on me? 1239 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,233 Feels really good to reconnect with my hometown. 1240 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:55,952 I've just been really living a very simple life, kind of back to basics. 1241 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,154 I've been watching a lot of dressage, 1242 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,831 which is a very elevated, uh, competitive form of horse dancing, 1243 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,869 and I've been doing a lot of painting and a lot of sketching. 1244 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,468 I'm doing a series on show ponies. 1245 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,880 I actually have a lot of trouble with the hooves. 1246 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,190 It's hard to get like a hoof texture. 1247 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,590 This one is, like, pretty accurate, actually. 1248 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,676 I'll show you guys the horse that I based it on. 1249 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,796 Anyway, it's not my best one. 1250 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,074 Um, like, in retrospect, 1251 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,594 I probably wouldn't have used that shade of green. 1252 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,478 I've even been selling some of them online, 1253 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,790 which has been a cool new experience. 1254 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,549 Ooh! Sold. 1255 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,833 Eleven-fifty. 1256 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,434 You know, it's not Conner4Real numbers, you know, 1257 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,034 but, in a way, it means more. 1258 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,879 That's pretty much it, you know. That's my life now. 1259 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,275 Hello? 1260 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,360 Hey! 1261 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,435 What's up, dude? You guys, Paula's here. 1262 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,748 What's going on? 1263 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,592 Just wanted to check up on you. 1264 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,358 You want a drink? 1265 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,034 Uh, no. It's 11:00. It's 11:00 in the morning. 1266 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,190 It's 11:30 somewhere. 1267 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,276 Can we please turn this off? 1268 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,914 Look at those little nerds. 1269 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,996 We were very cool for our school district. 1270 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,559 My birthday is awesome. 1271 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,456 Yeah, man, we used to have fun. Best birthday ever. 1272 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,754 What the fuck happened? 1273 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,680 Okay. 1274 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,472 Oh, shit. Next. 1275 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,398 I think this is the day that my mom gave me Maximus. Oh! 1276 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,430 This one is from Owen and Lawrence. 1277 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,919 A turtle! 1278 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,353 - A turtle! - Oh, my goodness! 1279 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,113 Look, Mom, they got me a turtle! 1280 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,880 - What do you say, sweetie? - Thank you. 1281 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,918 You're welcome. You're welcome. 1282 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,600 Honey, what are you gonna name it? 1283 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,711 I'm gonna name it Maximus. 1284 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:52,800 Get up. We're going out. 1285 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,274 What? Oh, no, I'm not going out. 1286 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,999 I cannot deal with the public right now. 1287 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,274 Conner, it's not a question. 1288 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,998 All right, fine, but if we're going out, 1289 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,275 I've got to put on my makeup. 1290 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,395 Please don't put that on. 1291 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,554 This is cool. It feels good to be out. You were right. 1292 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,359 Good. Yeah, I'm glad I did this, though, you know. 1293 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,194 Makes me feel more comfortable, more at ease. I feel at ease. 1294 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,436 Yeah, you look really comfortable. Yeah. 1295 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,988 You look like Matthew Modine had a peanut allergy. 1296 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,080 All right. 1297 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,912 You look like Nazi propaganda. 1298 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,149 Okay, that's foul. 1299 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,679 Wait a minute. 1300 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:05,640 Whoo! 1301 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,148 That piano part is incredible. 1302 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,351 Earth, wind, and birds 1303 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:22,070 They fill my heart up With darkness alone 1304 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,597 Was my last album bad? 1305 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,790 I feel like I probably could've handled myself 1306 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,474 a little better over the past few months. 1307 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,515 It feels so nice to be able to say all this shit 1308 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,717 'cause the music is so loud no one can hear me. 1309 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,708 That Equal Rights song was offensive! 1310 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,273 I feel free! 1311 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,918 Whoo! 1312 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,316 Thanks for coming out, you guys. Means a lot. 1313 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,277 Great show, Kid Contact. 1314 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,434 Conner? Oh! Man! How'd you recognize me? 1315 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,120 What's up, man? What are you doing here? 1316 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,833 Had to put on the disguise, right? Yeah. No, I see that. 1317 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,876 Come check out my homie do his thing, man. 1318 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,797 Great show. Thanks, man. 1319 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,108 Yeah. Yeah. 1320 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,269 Oh, Paula brought you? 1321 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,194 She did, and I'm really glad she did. 1322 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,953 It was such a great show. You sounded incredible, dude. 1323 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,232 Thanks, man. Yeah. Yeah. 1324 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,436 I mean, my singing's terrible, but, you know. 1325 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,353 What? No. No. 1326 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,032 I mean, all right, look, 1327 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,560 maybe time for some vocal lessons, you know. No shame in that. 1328 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,631 Yeah, or you know who would sound better on it? 1329 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,395 Clay Aiken. 1330 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,833 No, you. 1331 01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,478 No. No, man. 1332 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,791 This is your thing, and I'm hella proud of you, man. 1333 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,314 And, fuck, man, I just... 1334 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,709 I wanna just say I'm sorry. 1335 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,416 Conner, just... I... Like, I love that you're doing this right now, 1336 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,715 but it's really hard to take you seriously 1337 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,791 because you just look like Jason Segel right now. 1338 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,880 Oh, Paula said that. 1339 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,200 We have great minds. Yeah. Yeah. 1340 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,515 That's funny. It must... Like, how does it look? 1341 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,456 Oh, yeah, it's like the spitting image of that guy. 1342 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,515 Is that good? 1343 01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,736 It looks identical to that dude. 1344 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,795 "Sarah Marshall." 1345 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,359 "I need to forget about her." 1346 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,936 Yeah, he needs to forget her. Yeah. Yeah. 1347 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,313 I love that movie. So good. 1348 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,031 Thanks, man. It means a lot that you came out. 1349 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,350 I'm glad I came, too. For real. 1350 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,237 That's good, man. 1351 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,829 Nice. 1352 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,159 What the fuck? 1353 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,037 One of you guys put this here? 1354 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,195 Hey, Lawrence. 1355 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,479 Conner. Owen. 1356 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,354 Lawrence. 1357 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:51,514 Conner. 1358 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,475 I just... 1359 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,271 That's for you, man, 1360 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,713 to borrow, you know. 1361 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,216 I figured you could take a bunch of pics of you holding it and stuff. 1362 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,992 You could post them or whatever. 1363 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,399 All right, so now we're cool. 1364 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,429 Lawrence! What the fuck, man? 1365 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,397 Now I've got to go find that. 1366 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,117 What do you want me to say? 1367 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,696 That you helped with the "catchphrase" verse? 1368 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,039 Is that what this is still about? 1369 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,192 Fine, you helped with the "catchphrase" verse, all right? 1370 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,633 You happy? 1371 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,150 All right, and you wrote most of it, 1372 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,071 but using my catchphrases 1373 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,396 that you also co-wrote. 1374 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,990 All right, wrote, but we were both in the room, 1375 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,230 and I dictated all the best stuff. 1376 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,152 All right, none of the best stuff, dude, 1377 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,037 but I had tons of great ideas 1378 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,236 that I still don't even know why you didn't use them. 1379 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,838 Because they sucked! 1380 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,957 Okay, fine. That's my bad. 1381 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,837 But I was there the whole time, man. 1382 01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,718 I was a little late. I was a little late that day. 1383 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,475 There was traffic, and I was a little tardy on that particular day. 1384 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,357 There was no traffic. I lied about that. 1385 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,592 I lied about it because I overslept on accident. 1386 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,680 It was on purpose. 1387 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,354 It was a power move. I was trying to send a message, 1388 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,749 and that was a dick move on my part, all right? 1389 01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:20,516 However, once I got there, late, I put in time, okay? 1390 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,756 I left a little early. I remember that. 1391 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,990 I was never there. Now, I remember. 1392 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,594 I remember now what happened! 1393 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,114 I bailed and you wrote the whole verse. 1394 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,476 You wrote it, and I never gave you credit 'cause guess why? 1395 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,959 No one cares who writes shit. 1396 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,712 They just care who performs it. 1397 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,633 In fact, I think the only person in the whole universe 1398 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,269 who cares about the credit for who wrote it is you! 1399 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,435 Fuck. 1400 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,113 I'm sorry. 1401 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,360 Boom! 1402 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,955 Parent Trap. 1403 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,075 What'd you say you grew here again? 1404 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,436 - You'll see. - Oh, shit. 1405 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,636 Lawrence, how much weed do you have? 1406 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,633 Hey, everyone, I'm gonna take the rest of the day off to hang out with my friends. 1407 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,439 Keep up the good work, and let's have a great harvest. 1408 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,680 Okay. 1409 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,830 - You guys still smoke? - Yeah. 1410 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,115 Cheers, dude. Cheers. 1411 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,176 It's really up there, man. Good shot there, Lawrence. 1412 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,600 All right, one, two, three. 1413 01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,760 Oh! 1414 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,154 - Got it? - Get it. 1415 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,715 Ah! Yeah. Yeah. 1416 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,755 Yeah. 1417 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,113 No way this works. 1418 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,475 Get it. No. 1419 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,630 No. Yeah. 1420 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,358 You smoked a Poppy, dude. 1421 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,436 What was that beat that we were messing with once that was like... 1422 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,239 Yeah. What was that? 1423 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,474 We should mess with that. 1424 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,077 That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did the lyrics go? What were the words? 1425 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,749 You are my number one pick 1426 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,068 We did it. Yeah. 1427 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:50,591 Every time I call you You say that you're sick 1428 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,194 She was always sick. 1429 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,429 Lawrence hooked up with her. 1430 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,960 That's right. You hooked up with her. 1431 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,275 Don't do me like that. Come on, y'all. 1432 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:02,596 Glenda, are you dying Or just avoiding me 1433 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,120 That was it. 1434 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,830 Either way's a bummer But I hope you're dying 1435 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,080 That's what up. He wrote that. 1436 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,440 We had fun in there, man. I forgot how fun it is. 1437 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000 Kind of makes me think that I fucking hate farming. 1438 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480 I look at Conner, 1439 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,656 and I see that seven-year-old scrub that I grew up with, 1440 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,558 and it's like, how could you be mad at a seven-year-old? 1441 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,438 It's crazy I spent so much time thinking about killing him. 1442 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,479 You guys see that? 1443 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,153 You missed me. 1444 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,677 Oh, fuck. 1445 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,479 Conner's full of surprises these days, man. 1446 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,358 I mean, on our way from the airport, 1447 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,078 I actually noticed something crazy. 1448 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,957 I looked down and in his bag, 1449 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,429 he had this book called How to Be a Better Friend. 1450 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,590 It was all dog-eared and scribbled on. 1451 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,711 It feels like he's really trying, 1452 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,560 and, plus, it shows he knows how to read, which is really heartening. 1453 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,319 I can't believe you remembered that, man. 1454 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,753 Paula's calling you. 1455 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,136 There was a whole second verse to that. 1456 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,016 - Yeah, what was it, dude? - Do you remember that? 1457 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,720 I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. Okay. 1458 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:03,915 Yo. 1459 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,136 Where the hell have you been? 1460 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,869 I'm hanging with the guys. It's actually been super fun, man. 1461 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,799 Conner, you just got offered the Poppy Awards. 1462 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,635 Wait, what? 1463 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,759 The Poppy Awards. Taylor Swift was arrested for murder. 1464 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,673 They want you to close the show. It is a huge slot. 1465 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,076 Six minutes to do whatever you want, but they need an answer now. 1466 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,556 Oh, shit. Um... 1467 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,389 This is what we've been waiting for, Conner. 1468 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,597 She never wore socks 1469 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,716 But that was the third verse, though. 1470 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:35,936 I'm talking about the second verse. 1471 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,136 Like what was the second verse? 1472 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:41,233 Her daddy hates me 'Cause my car is slick 1473 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,719 Yes! Okay. 1474 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,234 Let's record it. Hell, yeah. 1475 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,429 Let me get on the boards. 1476 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:46,720 What did Paula want, man? 1477 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:50,070 Oh, nothing, they wanted me to do the Pop Awards, but I passed on it. 1478 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,955 Yo, what? 1479 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,336 Dude, I don't wanna do that shit. I'm hanging with you guys. 1480 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,715 Who fucking cares, dude? That's the Poppies. 1481 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,994 All right, but I thought 1482 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,913 this was, like, the whole reason you guys were mad at me, 1483 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,230 for going and doing all this solo shit. 1484 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,039 Dude, you don't have to choose between us and your solo shit. 1485 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,873 It's like with Wu-Tang Clan. It's like you're Method Man, 1486 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,430 and he made a solo record, but he's still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1487 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,397 He never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1488 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,391 - Right. - Or like the GZA. 1489 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,950 He was in the Wu-Tang Clan, and then he made a solo record, 1490 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,270 but he never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1491 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,152 Yeah, or you're the RZA, 1492 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,437 and you can do your solo shit, but you're still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1493 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,997 So basically, we're the Wu-Tang Clan. 1494 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,399 Exactly, but better. 1495 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,480 Yeah. 1496 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,349 Well... 1497 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,670 As soon as I said it, I was kind of like, um, maybe not. 1498 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,716 It's like we're three Tom Pettys, 1499 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,711 and we're the Heartbreakers, you know. 1500 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,678 You're a Tom Petty, you're a Tom Petty, and I'm Tom Petty, 1501 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,428 but together we're the Heartbreakers... We're Tom Petty. 1502 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,336 Oh, right, no. Yeah. We're the Heartbreakers. 1503 01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,496 - Yeah, I lost it, too. - Yeah. 1504 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,795 We know you've got to fly. You're like a beautiful bird. 1505 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,776 You've got to be out there. You've got to see it all. 1506 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,553 But we can be right there with you as your little bird legs. 1507 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,632 So you think I should do the Pop Awards? 1508 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,948 Fuck, yes. Yeah. 1509 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,271 All right, well, I'm not going alone. 1510 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,911 Who are you gonna do it with? With you guys! 1511 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,115 Do you wanna come with me? 1512 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,776 Oh, sure, I was wondering who you were... 1513 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,240 Yeah, yeah. That's tight. Hell, yeah! 1514 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:13,520 We're so high. Sorry. 1515 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,976 And the stars are arriving 1516 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,992 for this year's Pop Music Awards, the Poppies. 1517 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,272 Good. Let's go. You guys are all set. 1518 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,075 They know you're doing one Style Boyz song, 1519 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:31,152 and then we're gonna go into Conner's new single. 1520 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,556 Great. Oh, shit! Conner, what up, though, dawg? 1521 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,193 Oh, yeah, what up, Hunter? 1522 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,794 Yo, yo, yo. Say hey to my doc real quick, baby. 1523 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,911 Hi. Yeah. 1524 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,594 You got a doc. I got a doc. You know what I'm saying? 1525 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,638 But now, like, I'm rolling with all these dudes 1526 01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:47,914 and with Aquaspin. 1527 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,389 Like, I kind of Single-White-Femaled your ass. 1528 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,708 Yeah, man, that's crazy. 1529 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,677 Anyway, though, good to see you, man. 1530 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,988 You looking spiffy, you know? 1531 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,548 Yo, yo, it's Hunter, dawg, about to get crazy on the stage... 1532 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,438 No, sorry, not your camera. We're with Conner. 1533 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,589 Oh, shit. My bad. 1534 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,376 Yo, this is Hunter about to head into the Poppies. You know what I'm saying? 1535 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,776 No, sorry, we're with Snoop. 1536 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,233 Surprise, mothafucka. 1537 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,478 You're watching my brand new show, Surprise Mothafucka 1538 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,518 with Snoop Dogg, and, mothafucka, you been surprised. 1539 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,954 Excuse me. Can somebody move? 1540 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:26,719 Mariah Carey, your hair smells and looks great. 1541 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,549 Did you know Aquaspin has hair dryers and flat irons? 1542 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,856 No, I didn't. 1543 01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,668 Aquaspin appliances are completely affordable for college students. 1544 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,910 Honey, you're not doing ads now. Really? 1545 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,696 Read the damn prompter, yo. You messing with my money right now. 1546 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,520 What the did you just say to me? What? 1547 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,757 - Yo all y'all, all right? - And everybody else, 1548 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,796 and Mariah Carey for leaving me up here. 1549 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,353 Yeah, I said her. No... 1550 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,336 Oh, you still here? I thought you had left. Okay, sweetie... 1551 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,999 Style Boyz. It's time. 1552 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,736 Yo, what the fuck was that, everybody? 1553 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,796 Why you got me up there saying that bullshit, man? 1554 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,912 I told you not to say it. You're the one that wanted to cash the check. 1555 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,071 Dude, you set me up, dude! 1556 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,151 You ain't nothing but like a fake sellout 1557 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,993 money hungry pop bullshit-ass manager. 1558 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,440 You ain't nothing but a Tony! Toni! Total reject, bitch! 1559 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,914 What the fuck you say to me? 1560 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,797 Say that shit again, young blood. 1561 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:18,477 I will eat your head! I will eat your fucking head! 1562 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,232 You better learn some respect. 1563 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:24,559 Yo, all right. Man, I'm sorry, yo. Chill. 1564 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,319 Old-ass motherfucker. 1565 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,673 Why you hit me like that, dawg? 1566 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,432 Get yourself a new manager. 1567 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,113 Yo, are you serious? 1568 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,429 Damn, man. 1569 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,758 Oh, my God. 1570 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,035 That was great, Harry. 1571 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,235 It was insane, wasn't it? 1572 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,355 Yeah. Yeah. 1573 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:45,238 I was like, "Get some respect," you know? 1574 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,560 Wow! 1575 01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,516 Hey, look, Harry, I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1576 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,477 No, don't. Don't worry about it. 1577 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:56,198 Just get out there and have a good time. Good luck, guys. 1578 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:57,576 Thanks, Harry. Thanks, Harry. 1579 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:58,635 Yeah. 1580 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,439 Okay, this is it. You nervous? 1581 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,193 Just a little bit. 1582 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,551 Don't be. We got this. 1583 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,896 Ladies and gentlemen... All right, see you out there. 1584 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,512 See you out there. 1585 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,635 Please take your seats. 1586 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,920 Oh, God, Conner, there you are. 1587 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,353 Look, the show's going way over, 1588 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,800 so you only have three minutes now. 1589 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,751 What? Yeah, you can only do one song, 1590 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:23,752 so I need to know are you gonna do Conner4Real or Style Boyz? 1591 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,840 Uh... 1592 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,838 Yeah. No, I asked him. 1593 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,195 He's just kind of, like, looking off into space 1594 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,510 and, like, really making a meal out of this. 1595 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,352 And now I'm just standing here waiting. 1596 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,433 He's looking off to, like, contemplate whether he should, 1597 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,195 I think, pick the Style Boyz, 'cause he's, like, looking in their direction, 1598 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:45,556 so we might be leaning toward that kind of... 1599 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,675 No, he's looking back. 1600 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,558 So I'm lost. I'm not sure which one he's gonna go for. 1601 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:52,473 All right, I know what I'm gonna do. 1602 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,674 Our final performer tonight is a living legend and still a superstar. 1603 01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,796 Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Conner4Real. 1604 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,113 Finest girl I ever met In my whole life 1605 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,794 Wanna take her home Make her my wife 1606 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,793 Knew she was a freak When she started talking 1607 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:18,480 She said 1608 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,391 I'm a Style Boy for life 1609 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:26,400 Should we tell them? Yeah. 1610 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,629 T ell them, man. 1611 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,153 We made a new song at the farm. 1612 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,949 Yeah, we found Lawrence's journals, and they were just amazing. 1613 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,349 Amazing. Just full of incredible thoughts. 1614 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,398 Just like ideas and poems and stuff. Nothing special. 1615 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,993 Yo, and then Conner had the idea 1616 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:42,196 to take a piano line from my solo shit. 1617 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,320 Conner put it all together. 1618 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:47,075 And the Poppies paired us with the craziest special guest to perform with. 1619 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,830 Incredible thoughts 1620 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,475 Incredible minds 1621 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,990 I'm so overwhelmed 1622 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,954 How did my brain conceive them 1623 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,075 Yeah 1624 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:02,153 A snow white dove in the pitch-black night 1625 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,714 A raindrop falls from tremendous heights 1626 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,473 A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland 1627 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:10,233 A child bites an apple but the core is rotten 1628 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,515 TV is free But what is the cost 1629 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,353 We have GPS And yet we're still lost 1630 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,000 A carrot in the desert A camel in the garden 1631 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,674 A man with giant ears Begging your pardon 1632 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,075 What if a garbage man was actually smart 1633 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,720 A common misconception That we're tearing apart 1634 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,234 And to a dog Dog food is just food 1635 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,437 And to a sock A mansion's just a big shoe 1636 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,955 A Milk Dud sitting in the acid rain 1637 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,749 A house cat addicted to the cocaine 1638 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,195 No teeth, unlimited floss 1639 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,635 These are just a few of Our incredible thoughts 1640 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:42,955 Incredible thoughts 1641 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,715 Oh, man, watching the Style Boyz together onstage again was like... 1642 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,749 I lived to see that. After that, you know, take me away, I'm done. 1643 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,752 Kid Contact, Kid Brain, and Kid Conner all back together, 1644 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,751 the motherfucking Style Boyz. 1645 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,956 This is just some revolutionary shit, man. 1646 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,519 My heart is pounding right now. 1647 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,836 A ballerina waits for the bus 1648 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,999 A "number one dad" trophy covered in rust 1649 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,799 A nun dunked a basketball Living the impossible 1650 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,678 A man breaks his leg Inside a hospital 1651 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,399 We just thought of that And it could change the world 1652 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,431 We're like a smart oyster full of pearls 1653 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,636 Such as an ultrasound of a new baby 1654 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,830 With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah 1655 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,319 That's my kind of Christmas card 1656 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,595 What if a butterfly Was made out of butter 1657 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,274 These small thoughts Could destroy Big Brother 1658 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,794 The world's cutest kitten Just hugging a dog 1659 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,599 Just one of many of Our incredible thoughts 1660 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:37,240 What if one thought could cure the people 1661 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,754 What if one song could end all evil 1662 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,308 Imagine if a fish could play guitar 1663 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,198 And also sing It would sound bizarre, like 1664 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,316 My name is Mr. Fish 1665 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,435 Yeah 1666 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,159 These guys' thoughts have granted my wish Oh, yeah 1667 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,192 All I wanna know, who was in that fish costume? That was amazing. 1668 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:57,352 The fish was me, Tyrus. 1669 01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,720 Shh. 1670 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,429 And that may have just Changed the course of time 1671 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,353 I swear, my mind Blows my mind 1672 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,440 Incredible 1673 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,631 Let me see that Donkey Roll 1674 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,756 Donkey Roll 1675 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,637 Let me see that Donkey Roll 1676 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,149 Incredible thoughts 1677 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,354 Donkey Roll Incredible thoughts 1678 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,757 Let me see that Donkey Roll 1679 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:32,153 Incredible thoughts Incredible minds 1680 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,595 Too many great ideas inside 1681 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,389 It's a miracle my head can contain them 1682 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,910 My spectacular brain 1683 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,638 Harry! 1684 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,235 Changing how we think about space and time 1685 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,831 Now it's time to share that with the people 1686 01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,113 My brain is a genius 1687 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,896 When it was happening, I was just like, 1688 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,753 "Yo, I cannot believe I'm here to witness this, man." 1689 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,520 How did my brain conceive them 1690 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,031 Yes! Yes! Fuck! 1691 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,509 Whoo! Yes. 1692 01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,878 I just performed the Donkey Roll with the Style Boyz. 1693 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:17,154 I was a Style Boy. 1694 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,353 When I walked out onstage, 1695 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:23,512 all I could think of was, "I'm so happy. 1696 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:28,037 "And I really hope that Tony! Toni! Tone! Is watching, 1697 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,473 "and that they feel like shit." 1698 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,835 A wise man once said, everyone's career is on a wave. 1699 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,753 Sometimes, you're up. 1700 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:38,271 Sometimes, you're down. 1701 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,830 But the trick is not to lose yourself along the way. 1702 01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,832 And when you're up, don't be an asshole about it. 1703 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,153 It's like my mom always says... Yo, what the fuck? 1704 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:52,156 That stage manager lady just macked on Lawrence super hard. 1705 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:55,471 Yo, do they even know each other? Oh, my God! 1706 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,152 And why is "Deboarrah" here? 1707 01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,750 Anyways, be cool to your friends, right? That's what I was saying. 1708 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,912 Yo, they are gonna fuck. Damn, that is hilarious. 1709 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,514 But the point is, be a good person. 1710 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,352 The rest will fall into place. 1711 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,158 And that's Conner4Real. 1712 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,310 Isn't that right, Maximus 2? 1713 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,757 It sure is, Conner. 1714 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,752 What? 1715 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:24,228 He wasn't really talking. That was me doing the voice. 1716 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,679 The Style Boyz are getting back together again. 1717 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,960 Yeah, they broke up. Then they buried the hatchet, 1718 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,554 and now I guess they're working together again. 1719 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,152 They're like friends from childhood. 1720 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,240 Yeah. For life. 1721 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:30,639 And they had, like, tough times 1722 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,075 and now they feel good about being back together. 1723 01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,071 "We're gonna put aside our differences." 1724 01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,751 They actually do something. 1725 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,354 Sometimes, I think about doing that. Yeah. 1726 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,749 I haven't talked to my mom in three years. 1727 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,030 I moved out here. I thought I could get like a commercial agent. 1728 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,236 I just wanted to be a longboard model. 1729 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,753 I never graduated high school. 1730 01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,117 I never graduated middle school. 1731 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,920 It'd be a lot of fun if the four of us 1732 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,518 hung out outside of the office. 1733 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,197 Hey guys, can I ask you something really... 1734 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,077 That I've never really asked you before? 1735 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,789 Yeah. 1736 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,416 Do you guys have a photograph of James Franco leaving a Denny's? 1737 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,936 Oh yeah, totally! It's right here! Fuck, yeah! 1738 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,916 Let's see it. Put it up. 1739 01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:12,394 Bring it up. We got it. 1740 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,836 Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah 1741 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,271 Words and truth 1742 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:27,111 One fine evening on the sandy coast 1743 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:30,397 The feeling was irey 'round the drum circle 1744 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,790 When the wisest rasta I ever saw 1745 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,556 Gently joined us and sang of Jah 1746 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,996 Roots and culture seeped from his bones 1747 01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:44,629 He took out a spliff and said, "Pass this around" 1748 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,798 So I took a righteous drag 1749 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,111 It was the best sensi that I ever had 1750 01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:54,510 And then I felt the chills run up my back 1751 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,831 "My good man, tell me, what was that?" 1752 01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:01,556 He said, "My friend, you just smoked crack" 1753 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,311 "You just smoked crack" 1754 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,519 Oh, crack 1755 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,557 I just smoked crack Oh, my God 1756 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,392 And it felt fucking great 1757 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,879 This feels amazing 1758 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,272 Thought it was marijuana Oh, yeah 1759 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,351 But now it's too fucking late 1760 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,839 I can't go back 1761 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,356 I love crack Holy shit 1762 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,431 Now I am invincible 1763 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:31,560 Fuck, yeah 1764 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,996 If anyone tries to take my crack 1765 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,275 I'll kill them on principle 1766 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,548 Some call crack bazooka 1767 01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:44,715 Others call it base 1768 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,998 But no matter what name you call it 1769 01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:51,836 It's the best invention ever by the human race 1770 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:56,031 The government spread lies about it 1771 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,635 They say that it is no fun 1772 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,395 But on that plastic shell I sucky 1773 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,472 Sucky, sucky, sucky till the crack is gone 1774 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:09,553 Now we should legalize it 1775 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,919 Legalize it 1776 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,598 Set the people free 1777 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,553 And legalize 1778 01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,712 We should legalize crack 1779 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,998 So that I can smoke it all