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CHAIRMAN DREK:
Esteemed citizens of Quartu,

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I stand before you
a proud Blarg,

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for tonight, we will twist
the very fabric of reality.

4
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We will defy nature
with reckless abandon.

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We have also broken 16 galactic
statutes and one star ordinance,

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so I shouldn't see
anything about this online!

7
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Beautifully worded, sir.

8
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Hmm.

9
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In just a few moments,

10
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we will unleash a weapon so
powerful that it will take...

11
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Stanley, are you seriously still
texting after what I just said?

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(BEEPS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Victor? If you please.

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(GROWLING)
Uh...

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Mommy.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Dialing Mother.
(DIALING)

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WOMAN <i>ON PHONE:
Hello, Horkelberg residence!</i>

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<i>Hello? Who is this?</i>

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<i>Herman, it's that man again.
I hear heavy breathing</i> and...

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<i>Ew! And chewing!</i>

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<i>That's it.
I'm calling the police.</i>

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Does anyone else
feel like texting? Hmm?

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Show of hands?

25
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Anyone?
Uh-uh.

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Very well.

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Commence deplanetization!

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Ready the Deplanetizer!

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Seriously?

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(ALARMS BLARING)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>MAN: 496, 497, 498, 499, 500.</i>

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<i>Come on.
Is that all you got?</i>

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<i>I need you to
give me 2,000,010%.</i>

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<i>One and two and
three and four.</i>

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<i>Remember, if you feel
the burn, that's good.</i>

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<i>If you smell the burn,
that's bad.</i>

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Three, two, one.
(GRUNTING)

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<i>Okay, let's dig deep.</i>

41
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<i>Don't quit on me now.</i>

42
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<i>Can you feel it?
Huh? Huh?</i>

43
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<i>Can you feel the burn?</i>

44
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Are you kidding?
I'm on fire.

45
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I can take anything you can
dish out, so bring it on!

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<i>Okay, 2,000 more.</i>

47
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2,000?

48
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<i>(GROANS)
One and two, three and four.</i>

49
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<i>No pain, no gain.</i>

50
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(GROANS)

51
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<i>And we'll be right back
after these messages!</i>

52
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<i>Okay, bots! Let's do this!</i>

53
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<i>And lunge! And lunge!</i>

54
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<i>ANNOUNCER: Ranger Workout
will be right back!</i>

55
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<i>Burn!</i>

56
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<i>DALLAS:
Planet Tenemule is no more.</i>

57
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What?

58
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<i>Hello.
Dallas Wannamaker here.</i>

59
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<i>Tonight at 5:00,</i>

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<i>another uninhabited planet is
destroyed without warning or cause,</i>

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<i>marking the fourth in recent memory
of our once-peaceful galaxy.</i>

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<i>As a result,
the President has requested</i>

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<i>our ever-vigilant Galactic
Rangers increase their numbers</i>

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<i>from four to five.</i>

65
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<i>Really? Just five?
All right.</i>

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<i>And now a message from the
man himself, Captain Qwark.</i>

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Space, a wondrous realm
full of adventure, and peril,

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and, uh, big-ness.

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Captain Qwark!

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The Solana Galaxy is our home,
and as many of you know,

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it's in a state of crisis.

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The Galactic Rangers
are looking for

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a new recruit to help
with the investigation.

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So if you're a small-time
nobody in search of adventure,

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come on down to the spaceport
and see me, Captain Qwark!

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Cue montage!
Cue montage!

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<i>Our next stop, Planet
Veldin's Kyzil Plateau!</i>

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Kyzil Plateau?

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<i>That's right!</i>

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<i>The Kyzil Plateau!</i>

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Ranger tryouts.

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This is huge.

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(GRUNTS) Galactic Ranger!
Grab some sky.

84
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Galactic Ranger, punk.
Put 'em...

85
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Whoa!

86
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Ranger down!

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<i>CAPTAIN</i> QWARK:
<i>Mission accomplished.</i>

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MR. MICRON: Hello?

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I'm here to pick up my ship?

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(CREAKING)
I'll be there in one minute.

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Ah!

92
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Give or take.

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(BELL DINGING)

94
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Hello? Hello?

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Hello?

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(MUSIC PLAYING)
Hmm?

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RATCHET: Are you ready to
have your mind blown?

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Eh. No.

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Whoo-ho-ho! Yeah!

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Boom!
(GASPS)

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Protolux afterburners,
full Gadgetron weapon package,

103
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and a high-intensity
mag-booster so powerful,

104
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it can pick up a paperclip
from two kilocubits away.

105
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I think
there's been a mistake.

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I came in to get
my ejector seat repaired.

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Why repair something
when you can improve it?

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Come on, have a seat.
(SCREAMS)

109
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Now, let's fire up
that mag-booster!

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(STAMMERING)

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(MAG-BOOSTER ACTIVATING)

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Oh!
Pretty sweet, right?

113
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I guess,
but why do I need it?

114
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Well, you could...

115
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I mean, you know,
if you ever...

116
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You know, I don't know.

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(SCREAMS)
Whoa!

118
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No worries,
I can buff that out.

119
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Maybe we should just...
(WHIMPERING)

120
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Power this sucker down.

121
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Oh, boy.
(MR. MICRON SCREAMS)

122
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Look out! Hello! Watch it!

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Hey, I've been
looking for that.

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<i>Greetings, Cadet!</i>

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What was that sound?
Nothing.

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Unrelated question, is
your seatbelt on? Uh...

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

128
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(BELL DINGS)

129
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(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

130
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Hit the brakes!
Hit the brakes!

131
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Those aren't the brakes!

132
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MR. MICRON:
I'm too old to die!

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You've got to be kidding me.

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How did you get a license?

135
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Whoa!

136
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Can you hit
the kill switch, please?

137
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The fish witch?

138
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The kill switch!

139
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Eh...
On the dash!

140
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MR. MICRON:
The drill hatch on the dish!

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(EXCLAIMS)
(BEEPING)

142
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Hang on, I can fix this.

143
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(GRUNTS)

144
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Your tail's in my face!

145
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Hey, the view's no prettier
down here, pal!

146
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(MR. MICRON EXCLAIMING)

147
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There's a wall!

148
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Oh, boy.

149
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Yes!

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(SCREAMING)
Whoa!

151
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(WHIMPERING)

152
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Phew!

153
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That was a close one, huh?

154
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I want a refund!

155
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Yeah, that is going to
show up on my midyear review.

156
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CHAIRMAN DREK: You seem especially
brooding today, Victor.

157
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Come! I have just the thing
to brighten your day!

158
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Our next target!

159
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Look at these waterfalls,
the fjords,

160
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the rolling hills
of Corvoxian snodgrass!

161
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This is exactly what I need.

162
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(HUMMING)

163
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But, sir, that entire region is heavily
patrolled by the Galactic Rangers!

164
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We will have this planet!

165
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And we will take it
by going on the offensive.

166
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Our forces will strike
at the Galactic Rangers first

167
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and remove them
from the equation altogether.

168
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Wait. Real battle?

169
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Metal hand against hand.

170
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I trust this pleases you?

171
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Of course it pleases me, but
we don't have any forces!

172
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You let me worry about that.

173
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In two days' time, the Galactic
Rangers will be destroyed

174
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and I'll be able to
complete my masterpiece!

175
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How many times, Ratchet?
How many?

176
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Come on, he's fine!

177
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He landed in a pile of ivy.

178
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Poison ivy.

179
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,764
Look,
you're a great mechanic,

180
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you got a lot of heart,
but you're careless.

181
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"Careless,"
it's such an ugly word.

182
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I prefer "carefree."

183
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Too soon?
Yeah, it was too soon.

184
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I know things
haven't been easy for you,

185
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but you can't keep acting out like
this when I have a shop to run.

186
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,204
What's with you lately?

187
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I just feel like
I'm supposed to do more.

188
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,202
I've always dreamt
of being a Galactic Ranger,

189
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,328
doing big things,
like Captain Qwark!

190
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,321
You want an old
mechanic's advice?

191
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Dream smaller. It leads
to less disappointment.

192
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Please, Grim.

193
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I just need one hour off so I can
go to the spaceport for tryouts.

194
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,290
You promised
you'd help me give

195
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,806
proton scrubs to
every ship on the plateau!

196
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,170
It's almost summer.
These people depend on us!

197
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First off, it's always summer.
We live in a desert.

198
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,921
And second, that promise
is still in effect!

199
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,403
It's a 100% valid promise, and
you can redeem it in one hour.

200
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,161
(GROANS)

201
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,211
Yes! You!
You are a great friend, Grim.

202
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,004
Don't let anyone
tell you different.

203
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,051
I'll be back
before you know it!

204
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,850
You're the best boss
in the galaxy!

205
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,764
An inspiration to us all!
Don't ever change!

206
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,484
(SCREAMS) I'm okay!

207
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,561
(GROANS)

208
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,969
(CROWD CHEERING) ANNOUNCER:
<i>Ladies</i> and gentlemen,

209
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,209
<i>get on your feet,
put your hands together,</i>

210
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,443
<i>and give a big
Planet Veldin welcome</i>

211
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,286
<i>to your Galactic Rangers!</i>

212
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,125
<i>First up, she'll shoot first and ask
questions when she's good and ready.</i>

213
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,604
<i>Cora Veralux!</i>

214
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,210
<i>You loved him
in Grapplemania,</i>

215
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,487
<i>you'll love him more
as a Galactic Ranger.</i>

216
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:03,683
<i>Get ready to feel the pain
of Brax "The Brute" Lectrus!</i>

217
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,204
Yeah, baby!

218
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,245
<i>And finally,</i>

219
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:14,242
<i>ladies and gentlemen,
the savior of Solana,</i>

220
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,246
<i>Captain Qwark!</i>

221
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,088
Hello, Veldin!

222
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,650
Hello, Captain!

223
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,171
He's on fire again.

224
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,287
I know.

225
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,567
My name is Copernicus Qwark,
and yes,

226
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,089
that was an impressive wall
of fire I just walked past.

227
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,447
I'm going to be real with
you folks for a moment.

228
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,603
When President Phyronix recommended
I take on a new ranger,

229
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,489
I knewjust where to go.

230
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,245
That's right, we want you!

231
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,441
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
(CROWD CHEERING)

232
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,521
Yeah!

233
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,682
The galaxy is
a perilous place.

234
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,811
Invasion,
space pirates, supernovas!

235
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,961
(CROWD GASPING)

236
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,203
I know what you're thinking,
"Do I have what it takes?"

237
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,126
After all, you may not have
prevented Dr. Nefarious

238
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,884
from atomizing Aleero City.

239
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,961
You may not have
stopped Neftin Prog

240
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,362
from rendering the entire
population ofAridia color-blind!

241
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,161
Twice!

242
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,963
After all, you may not have this
chiseled jaw or godlike pectoral region,

243
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,170
but if you have heart,
then you have what it takes.

244
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,969
You don't have
what it takes.

245
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,724
But I have heart.

246
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,320
Yes, but unfortunately
that heart is encased

247
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,165
in a weak, muscleless
mass of inexperience.

248
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,561
Plus, there's your
history to consider.

249
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,087
You got a long line
of citations here.

250
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,925
Possession of an illegal
gravity repulsor...

251
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,007
Oh, that was
a misunderstanding.

252
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,889
I thought that space pirate
was on the level!

253
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,771
Operation of
a black-market accelerator.

254
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,444
"Operation"
is a strong word.

255
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,249
It blew up as soon
as I turned it on!

256
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,767
Willful disruption
of the space-time continuum?

257
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,008
That is a funny story.

258
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,607
You're reckless, you're a loose
cannon, and you're dangerous.

259
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,888
That's my shtick.

260
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,004
Wait! Just give me a chance!

261
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,082
Sorry, no time!
Galaxy in jeopardy!

262
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,091
Get back out there, and remember,
you can do anything...

263
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,921
As long as you're me. Next!

264
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,809
I have no less than
three lethal katas

265
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,008
I would like to
demonstrate for you today.

266
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,770
Get me out of these
tiny blue-neck towns.

267
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,610
(DR. NEFARIOUS CACKLING)

268
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,808
CHAIRMAN DREK:
Dr. Nefarious!

269
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,447
The mad scientist who made
all of this possible!

270
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,126
"Mad" suggests
cognitive impairment.

271
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,530
I'm more of
a vengeful scientist.

272
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,805
I trust you're here
to meet the troops.

273
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,011
(CHUCKLING GLEEFULLY)

274
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,800
Three hundred
sentient warbots,

275
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,890
built using the finest
raritanium in the galaxy,

276
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,885
and programmed to assassinate
the Galactic Rangers.

277
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,726
Proton-powered, rust-proof,
and laser-guided.

278
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,723
Each of these
perfect creations

279
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:03,088
is an efficient,
remorseless killing machine.

280
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,401
Remorseless
killing machine...

281
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,767
Makes me want to
have children of my own.

282
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,481
But will they
get the job done?

283
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,689
I'd hate to have to send you
back where I found you.

284
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,250
<i>MSPECTOBOT:
State your prime objective.</i>

285
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,005
Prime objective,
destroy Galactic Rangers.

286
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,006
<i>Inspection complete.
Weapon issued.</i>

287
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,920
My warbots know every offensive
tactic in the Ranger handbook.

288
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,766
They won't just
kill the Rangers...

289
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,046
Target acquired.

290
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,244
They'll annihilate them!

291
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,850
(THUNDER CRACKING)
(LAUGHING)

292
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,927
(STOPS LAUGHING)

293
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,520
VICTOR: Nice. They killed
the lights, too.

294
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,247
CHAIRMAN DREKI Burn.

295
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,444
DR. NEFARIOUS:
(CLAPS HANDS) Repairbot!

296
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,041
(HUMMING)

297
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,684
Ah!
Now we're talking.

298
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,290
<i>WARBOT: Target acquired.</i>

299
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,686
Oh, my...

300
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,885
<i>MSPECTOBOT:
State your prime objective.</i>

301
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,564
Destroy Galactic Rangers.

302
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,730
<i>State your prime objective.</i>

303
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,524
Destroy Galactic Rangers.

304
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,211
<i>State your prime...</i>

305
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,761
<i>Hmm.</i> ..

306
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,601
Hello.

307
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,849
<i>Defect detected.</i>

308
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,481
<i>Preparing for immediate
destruction in three, two...</i>

309
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,561
<i>Hey! Wait!</i>

310
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,366
CHAIRMAN DREKI Oh, a defect!

311
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,408
Go play, Victor.

312
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,001
No...

313
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,325
Ahhh!

314
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,602
I'm coming for you, defect!

315
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,565
Oh! Ooh!

316
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,561
Hmm.

317
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,921
(BEEPING)

318
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,240
Defect!

319
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,600
(LIGHTNING CRACKING)

320
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,806
(GROWLS)

321
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,604
Computer, set coordinates for
the Galactic Ranger home base.

322
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,920
<i>COMPUTER". Destination set.</i>

323
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,651
<i>We will never make it, but,
hey, what are you gonna do?</i>

324
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,806
CLAN K: Oh, dear.

325
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,528
(GRUNTING)

326
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,401
(LAUGHING)

327
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,369
<i>Sayonara, amigo.</i>

328
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,161
Ratchet...

329
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,687
So, you're off to
save the galaxy.

330
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,648
Turns out you were right.
I should dream smaller.

331
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,161
(EXHALES)

332
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,048
RATCHET:
I'll never be a Ranger.

333
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,241
(EXHALES)

334
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,081
(GASPS)

335
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,761
What?

336
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,921
Whoa!

337
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,685
(TIRES SCREECH)

338
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,961
(GASPS)

339
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,881
(GRUNTS)

340
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,402
<i>COMPUTER: Danger detected.
Danger detected.</i>

341
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,170
<i>I told you
we'd never make it,</i>

342
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,402
<i>but did you listen to me?
No.</i>

343
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,726
Hello?

344
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,405
Anyone in there? Whoa!
(EXPLODING)

345
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,081
(GASPS)

346
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,361
<i>COMPUTER:
Prepare for imminent death.</i>

347
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,727
There's got to be
a better way to say that.

348
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,321
Sorry.
(CLEARS THROAT)

349
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,080
<i>(SINGSONG) Prepare for imminent death.
How's that?</i>

350
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,881
<i>Five, four,
three, two, one...</i>

351
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,961
(EXPLODING)

352
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,441
(EXHALES)

353
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,205
(CHITTERS)

354
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,682
No vector shell damage. Sister
board appears to be intact.

355
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,761
(POWERING UP)

356
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,806
Ah!

357
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,530
I must get to Aleero City!

358
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,601
They are in danger!

359
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,967
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, who's in danger?

360
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,122
An army is coming.
I must warn them!

361
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,010
Hang on, slow down.
You've been in a crash.

362
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,848
What do you say we get
you back to my garage?

363
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,691
I'll run a diagnostic and
have you fixed up in no time.

364
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,001
Thank you.
I appreciate the assistance.

365
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,327
It's no problem.
So what do I call you?

366
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,804
I suppose my proper designation
is Warbot Defect B5429...

367
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,120
Maybe I'll just
call you Clank.

368
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,726
My name's Ratchet.

369
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,721
Uh...

370
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,803
Up and down.

371
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,161
Yeah, there you go.
You're a natural.

372
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,089
Okay, that's enough.

373
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,802
Or just keep shaking.
That's cool, too.

374
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,290
Almost got it.

375
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,283
And... There!

376
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,847
How do you feel?

377
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,487
Fully operational.

378
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,647
Sweet.

379
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,726
So, what are you doing all the
way out here in the sticks?

380
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,207
I am on a mission of
galactic importance.

381
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,850
"Galactic importance"?

382
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,084
Okay. Oh, boy. You must
have ruptured your CPU.

383
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,525
How many fingers
am I holding up?

384
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,526
Uh... Two. But I fail to see
the relevance of the question.

385
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,891
Chairman Drek has
built an army of warbots.

386
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,203
They're going to assassinate
the Galactic Rangers tomorrow.

387
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,008
Oh! That kind of
galactic importance!

388
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,367
Well, why didn't you say so?
I can totally help!

389
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,601
Oh, I could not ask a civilian to get
involved in something so dangerous.

390
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,887
Well... No,
I'm not just a civilian.

391
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,167
The Rangers are actually my

392
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,607
friends!

393
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,123
Why do you think I have
so many pictures of them?

394
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,362
But why are you
not in any of them?

395
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,841
Well, someone had to
take the picture, right?

396
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,888
I mean, come on.
I even have a ship.

397
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,129
It disassembles so it can
infiltrate enemy strongholds.

398
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,241
So, what do you say?

399
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,601
CAPTAIN QWARK: I understand
what the President wants,

400
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,802
but what are the odds
of actually finding

401
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,446
a qualified Ranger
way out in the boonies?

402
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,928
After all, there's nothing the
three of us can't handle...

403
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,047
Oh!

404
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,771
I am your biggest fan.

405
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,084
(EXCLAIMS) It's touching me.
Get it off. Get it off!

406
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,169
(SIREN BLARING)
(YELLS)

407
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,729
TROOPER: Move it! Move it! We've
got hostiles! We've got hostiles!

408
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,801
Go!Go!Go!

409
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,441
Enemy warship!
Take cover, citizen!

410
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,161
I love you!

411
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,041
(GASPS)

412
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,811
Target acquired.

413
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,961
Hmm...

414
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,881
Hmm.

415
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,407
Hmm?

416
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,204
What?
Apologies.

417
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,807
I have not been able to locate
your species in my database.

418
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,370
<i>I get that a lot.
There aren't many of us left.</i>

419
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,010
<i>Not in this galaxy, anyway.</i>

420
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,846
I'm a Lombax.

421
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,485
A Lombax?

422
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,281
Fascinating.

423
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,569
Yeah. I crashed on Veldin
when I was just a baby.

424
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,642
No note, no message,

425
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,006
<i>HO name...</i>

426
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,370
(CHUCKLES) Kinda like you.

427
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,484
<i>COMPUTER:
Approaching destination.</i>

428
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,771
Whoa!

429
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,251
Aleero City!

430
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,641
Yes, it certainly is.

431
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,521
(GUNS FIRING)

432
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,405
No way!

433
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,691
It is the invasion.
We are too late.

434
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,361
Target acquired.

435
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,760
(GRUNTS)

436
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,411
You knocked on
the wrong door, hombre.

437
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,525
How was that?
Did that sound cool?

438
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,607
(SCREAMS)

439
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,886
Oh, boy.

440
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,041
(YELLING)

441
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,767
Target...

442
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,405
Target acquired.
(GRUNTS)

443
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,881
(GRUNTING)

444
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,406
Target...
(BEEPING)

445
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,247
Target...

446
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,723
Brax to the max!
Max!

447
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,561
Awesome!

448
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,281
Fire!

449
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,561
(GRUNTING)

450
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,006
Bring me the captain's head,

451
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,242
or I'll take yours
as a replacement.

452
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,121
(SCREAMING)

453
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,846
Wilhelm!

454
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,246
I got these guys.

455
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,761
(YELLING)

456
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,609
<i>Welcome to
the Hall of Heroes...</i>

457
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,761
(CRIES OUT)

458
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,287
Oops. I must've forgotten to
install the targeting software.

459
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,925
Here, take the controls
for a sec.

460
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,125
Oh. I... Um...

461
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,682
Ow! Hey!
What's going on up there?

462
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,081
Well, unfortunately
my piloting skills are,

463
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,083
shall we say,
slightly underdeveloped.

464
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,925
Yeah, I think we can
definitely agree on that.

465
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,884
(BOTH SCREAMING)

466
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,201
Whoa!
You maniac!

467
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,362
Ratchet, we are clearly
not prepared for this.

468
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,410
We should have contacted the Rangers
to warn them of the attack.

469
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,051
(LAUGHS) Yeah,
like they'd know who we are.

470
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,884
But you said
they were your friends.

471
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,885
What?

472
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,122
I think you're quoting me
out of context.

473
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,089
<i>RATCHET: The Rangers
are actually my</i>

474
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,161
<i>friends!</i>

475
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,408
Do you record
everything I say?

476
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,648
<i>Do you record
everything I say?</i>

477
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,801
(BOTH SCREAMING)

478
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,283
We're going down!

479
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,320
Your sense of direction
is impeccable.

480
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,121
I can fix this!

481
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,286
That was awesome!

482
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,007
Finish them!

483
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,841
(BOTH GRUNTING)

484
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,611
Ratchet, I believe
I may have an idea.

485
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,160
Your weapon package
includes a mag-booster.

486
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,447
I am rewriting
the software to isolate

487
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,046
the raritanium alloy
used to manufacture us.

488
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,321
Great idea, Clank!

489
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,126
Bring it on!

490
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,201
There's too many of them!

491
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,362
Hold steady, Rangers!

492
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,085
Prepare to die,
Galactic losers!

493
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,366
Come on, come on!

494
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,723
Executing command,
and engage mag-booster.

495
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,881
Is it working?

496
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,241
Oh!

497
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,210
I do believe it is.

498
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,730
Target acquired.

499
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,201
Huh?

500
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,361
No way.

501
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,090
Yeah!
Oh, yes.

502
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,130
(CHEERING)

503
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,805
You're getting this, right?

504
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,645
<i>Two civilians
are saving the city!</i>

505
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,485
There are 300 heavily armed
warbots gaining on us!

506
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,164
I know! Isn't it great?

507
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,364
Get ready to
return to sender!

508
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,044
Terminating mag-booster
on my mark!

509
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,805
Three, two, one...

510
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,366
Mark!

511
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,208
No, no...

512
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,884
No!

513
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,685
(CROWD CHATTERING)

514
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,761
BOY: What happened?

515
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,601
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

516
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,451
You got to be kidding me!

517
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,121
(GRUNTS)

518
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,647
(GASPS)

519
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,245
Get out.

520
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,731
Taxi!

521
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,361
(CHEERING)

522
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,124
Ah! (LAUGHING)

523
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,121
Hmm?

524
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,007
(WHISTLING)

525
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,641
All right, everyone, let's give
these heroes some breathing room.

526
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,963
I'm happy to field all
questions on their behalf.

527
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,051
Captain Qwark! Juanita
Alvaro, Holo Vid Nightly.

528
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,084
The Blarg have been underground
for over 50 years.

529
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,640
Could their return be linked
to the destroyed planets?

530
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,691
I think that's being a little
alarmist, don't you, Juanita?

531
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,843
Begging your pardon, Captain,
but Drek is responsible.

532
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,521
And his attack today proves that
he is only getting started.

533
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,966
(CROWD GASPING)

534
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,965
Now, now! We must all stay calm.
Everything is under control.

535
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,804
Captain Qwark!
Dallas Wannamaker here.

536
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,166
Does that mean
you'll be asking

537
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,924
these two heroes
to join the Rangers?

538
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,650
(CROWD GASPING)
Say what now?

539
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,165
<i>Well, I...</i>

540
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,564
I... Well, I...

541
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,001
(GASPS)

542
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,361
(CHUCKLES)

543
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,966
I don't see why not.

544
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,406
(CROWD CHEERING)

545
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,080
(LAUGHING)

546
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,730
<i>DALLAS:
You heard it here, folks!</i>

547
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,686
The search for a new
Galactic Ranger is over!

548
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,170
Aleero City will never forget
the day it was saved by a...

549
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,890
A cat thingy.

550
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,441
(CHAIRMAN DREK SCOFFS)

551
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,568
How did this happen?

552
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,809
Someone explain it to me!
You!

553
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,281
You're supposed to
understand how they think!

554
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,044
How did you not
see this coming?

555
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,844
And Victor!

556
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,247
(GRUNTS)

557
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,845
Do you know how
many candidates

558
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,445
you beat out
for your position?

559
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,648
I could have hired
the Zeezils Brothers!

560
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,849
It's enough to make me
want to vaporize someone!

561
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,166
(HUMMING)
(EXHALES)

562
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,527
We're putting
our project on hold.

563
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,489
I'm ordering all
remaining warbots

564
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,211
to the Deplanetizer
until the heat dies down.

565
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,281
(GRUNTS)

566
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,251
Before we make
any rash decisions,

567
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,370
I wonder if you'd permit me
to troubleshoot this for you.

568
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,847
(SIGHS) Go on.

569
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,570
Our question is simple.

570
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,808
How do you destroy
a team of heroes?

571
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,850
Whoa! Whoa!
Well, lots of ways, really.

572
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,481
Chains, knives,
guns, an enormous rock?

573
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,841
Rock...

574
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,127
The answer is "from within!"

575
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,886
If we continue to fight them with
muscle, we'll lose every time.

576
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,567
But if we turn one of
their own against them...

577
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,441
Of course,
we'd need a weak link.

578
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,411
A sad simpleton who'd believe
whatever we tell him.

579
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,847
A corruptible moron.

580
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,685
But who?

581
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,126
Who?

582
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,286
Who?

583
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,121
Hmm.

584
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,201
Ah!

585
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,728
I'm getting an idea, boys!
(LAUGHING)

586
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,484
You're a genius, sir.

587
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,211
I know. I know!

588
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,004
BRAX: Our training program
usually lasts a full year,

589
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,562
but we've been cleared to attack
Drek Industries in three days.

590
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,122
That means you two are getting
the accelerated course.

591
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,726
We're going to be
trained by Brax Lectrus?

592
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,370
The guy's a legend!

593
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,569
I do not suppose you offer
introductory courses in aviation?

594
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,290
No offense, little guy...
"To the max!"

595
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,283
...but I don't think
flying's really your thing.

596
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,364
Captain Qwark suggested we put you
in a position a little less...

597
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,841
Dangerous?

598
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,161
Whoa!

599
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,806
Ha! That's right,
LivesAtHome472.

600
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,451
What's the matter? Don't like
getting your butt kicked?

601
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,325
What are you going to do,
cry to your mommy? (LAUGHS)

602
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,602
Wait, are you really crying?

603
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,681
BRAX: Hey, Elaris.

604
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,770
Hi, Brax!
Is that my new assistant?

605
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,446
Greetings.
Your office is most, uh...

606
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,481
Impressive.
(SCOFFS)

607
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,210
Elaris here is
in charge of developing

608
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,487
our gear and providing
tactical support.

609
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,686
Usually it's the former.

610
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,331
The Rangers are the
shoot-first-think-later type. (LAUGHS)

611
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,448
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to sound like that.

612
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,201
Like what now?

613
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,051
Come on.
I'll show you around.

614
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,201
Let's go, Cadet.
Time to make you a Ranger.

615
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,281
ELARIS: So, this is the...

616
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,121
Got to keep an eye on them. Oh.
And over here, over here...

617
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,281
I'll see you in a bit!

618
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,049
ELARIS: We're going to
have so much fun!

619
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,285
Well, good luck.

620
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,361
(GRUNTS)

621
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,164
CAPTAIN QWARK:
Welcome, Cadet!

622
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,041
(GRUNTS)

623
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,121
(GASPS)

624
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,527
Let's get you into
your new protosuit.

625
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,362
Your protosuit is the most advanced
combat armor on the market.

626
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,250
And it comes in
all the latest fall colors!

627
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,685
Sweet.

628
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,001
A neural sensor in your
helmet reads your thoughts

629
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,845
and telequips the desired
weapon into your hands.

630
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,968
Try equipping
your Combuster.

631
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,326
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

632
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,327
CAPTAIN QWARK: There you go.

633
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,243
<i>COMPUTER: Combuster equipped.</i>

634
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,560
Wicked.

635
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,171
<i>CAPTAIN QWARK: The Combuster is the
backbone of the Rangers' arsenal,</i>

636
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,050
<i>allowing you to hit targets
in a short to medium range.</i>

637
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,204
(CHUCKLES) Whoa!
(GUN FIRING)

638
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,487
This is embarrassing.

639
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,643
<i>CAPTAIN</i> QWARK: <i>The Alpha Disruptor
fires</i> a <i>deadly stream of plasma,</i>

640
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,882
<i>allowing you to hit
multiple targets at once.</i>

641
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,648
Whoa!
See? He's got it.

642
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,001
Sort of.

643
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,681
<i>This little baby's
the Negotiator.</i>

644
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,650
<i>Fires multiple long-range,
high-impact rockets.</i>

645
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,530
<i>Great versus heavy armor.</i>

646
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,081
(GRUNTING)

647
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,880
CAPTAIN QWARK: <i>Buzz Blades!</i>

648
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,610
Hey,hey,hey!
No,no,no!

649
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,721
Whoa!

650
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,290
CAPTAIN QWARK: The Warmonger.

651
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,207
(CHUCKLES)

652
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,281
Ah!

653
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,121
CAPTAIN QWARK: <i>I</i> dunno.
The Spiral of Death?

654
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,165
Whoa! (EXHALES)

655
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,201
<i>CAPTAIN</i> QWARK:
<i>Fusion Grenade?</i>

656
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,126
<i>(GRUNTS AND YELLS)</i>

657
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,646
(EXPLODING)

658
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,010
Wow.
Dude.

659
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,491
How am I doing?

660
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,365
(KEYBOARD CLAC KING)

661
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,522
So this is
really your office?

662
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,324
Eh. Budget cutbacks.

663
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,290
I don't mind it as much as the
last guy who had this job.

664
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,089
Dr. Nefarious.

665
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,446
Drove him crazy.

666
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,807
Literally. He turned evil.

667
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,963
Oh. But don't worry. It won't
happen to me. (CHUCKLES)

668
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,525
<i>(CLEARS T HRO AT)</i>

669
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,961
Hmm.

670
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,726
That's strange.

671
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,926
What is it?

672
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,967
I'm running a simulation

673
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,771
based on the fragments we located
from each destroyed planet.

674
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,366
Each one is missing
a famous landmass.

675
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,046
Well, perhaps the pieces
are still out there.

676
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,401
There is a lot
of space in space.

677
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,641
I guess.

678
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,246
But it's worth bringing up to
the captain, don't you think?

679
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,321
CAPTAIN QWARK: Out of the way!
RATCHET: Hey!

680
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,724
CAPTAIN QWARK:
Watch out! Heads up!

681
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,201
Coming through!

682
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,481
Whoa!

683
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,482
Just relax!
Everyone, stay calm!

684
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,449
Something epic is happening!

685
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,125
Pretty cool, huh, Clank?

686
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,645
CAPTAIN QWARK:
That's the stuff.

687
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,643
Flying in the air
like a majestic bird,

688
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,044
a majestic bird who knows
every fighting style.

689
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,929
Watch the master.

690
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,331
Captain, Elaris and I...

691
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,970
Can't talk.
...have some information.

692
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,644
Doing a flyby.
(LAUGHING)

693
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,121
(LAUGHS)

694
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,006
Sir! If you could come down and
speak to us for three minutes...

695
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,167
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

696
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,242
And there are
the sprinklers.

697
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,805
But, hey, good news!

698
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,008
You already have a mop, huh?

699
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,730
So, there's that.

700
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,890
Please! If we could have just a
minute to discuss our findings.

701
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,530
The only thing
I'm interested in finding

702
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,728
is the Hall of
Heroes cafeteria.

703
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,044
Let's go, Cadet. It's three
floors up and it's meatloaf day!

704
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,005
Meatloaf!

705
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,163
(CRASHING)
(YELLING)

706
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,605
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

707
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,767
Do they always
treat you so poorly?

708
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,484
Oh! No!

709
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,411
Yes.

710
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,765
<i>ANNOUNCER: The new Galactic
Ranger Ratchet action figure!</i>

711
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,126
BOY: There he is!

712
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,361
Guys, it's Ratchet!

713
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,846
Hey-hey!

714
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,684
Ratchet, we love you!

715
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,446
Boy, for a big city, the
people here sure are friendly.

716
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,727
And rather loud. Oh!

717
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,001
MAN: Sorry!
Thought you were a trash can!

718
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,760
Indeed.

719
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,570
Wow. Look at that.

720
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,042
What do you know, Clank?
I'm famous.

721
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,841
Yes. Though I am sure it is exciting,
my cultural database shows

722
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,685
that fame is highly overrated
and ultimately not rewarding.

723
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,847
Would you agree?

724
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,646
Oh, totally. Way overrated.

725
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,047
Hey, do you think they'll
name a street after me?

726
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,766
Or a cologne?

727
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,323
(GRUNTS) "Ratchet.
Smell like a hero."

728
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,168
(CHUCKLING)
MAN: There he is!

729
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,771
(CROWD CLAMORING)

730
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,801
Can I smell you?

731
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,327
Easy, now. There's no rush.

732
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,768
Believe me,
I could do this all day.

733
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,841
Uh?

734
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,087
Sorry, folks,
but, unfortunately,

735
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,527
we don't have time
for this nonsense.

736
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,080
I'm about to reveal
my awesome plan

737
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,288
for the attack on
Drek Industries,

738
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,882
unless, of course, anyone
would like my autograph.

739
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,610
(COUGHS)

740
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,482
Good, because
we don't have time.

741
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,971
BOY: You the man, Ratchet!
(CHUCKLES)

742
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,604
I love you all!

743
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,204
He's taller in person!

744
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,521
Hmm.

745
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,161
All right, Rangers,
our plan of attack is simple.

746
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,163
HALO drop into Skorg City,

747
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,447
fire a whole mess 0' bullets,

748
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,366
and take Drek into custody so we
can be home in time for waffles.

749
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,330
Mmm-hmm.
BRAX: Yeah! Yeah, waffles!

750
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,606
Oh, that's good.
(LAUGHING)

751
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,008
Wait, that's our plan?

752
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,161
(INHALES DEEPLY)

753
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,730
Yes, it is.

754
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,882
Pardon me, Captain,
but Chairman Drek is cunning.

755
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,689
He will be prepared
for our assault.

756
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,967
Look, I think
it is beyond adorable

757
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,202
that you decided to
do all this homework.

758
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,203
But big heroes
do big things.

759
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,167
Each second we waste
talking is a second

760
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,163
Drek could use to
destroy another planet.

761
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,403
But wouldn't it be worth taking
five minutes to review our plan?

762
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,766
We have holoschematics...

763
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,129
(GROANS) Does anyone else feel like
we should have shot something by now?

764
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,646
Because it really feels like we
should have shot something by now.

765
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,807
Thank you!

766
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,847
Let's take a vote.

767
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,082
All those in favor of
kicking in Drek's front door

768
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,321
with a massive arsenal

769
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,483
and restoring peace to a
galaxy in turmoil, say "Aye."

770
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,806
ALL: Aye!

771
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,689
All those in favor
of nerding it up here

772
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,489
with some pie charts,
say "Nay."

773
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,050
BOTH: Nay.
Motion passes.

774
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,202
We assault
Drek Industries tonight!

775
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,970
Lock and load, Rangers!

776
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,168
Suit up and rally
in the aft airlock.

777
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,408
Although I am happy to help with
the mission in any capacity,

778
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,565
I find this arrangement
slightly embarrassing.

779
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,362
I'm sorry,
but you're the only one

780
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,522
who's been inside
Drek's warbot factory.

781
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,807
Besides, this is the best
way for you to keep up.

782
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,527
Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)

783
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,647
CORA: Nice backpack.

784
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,764
Remember, your thrusters
are powered by Ratchet's suit,

785
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,207
so don't try
any solo flights. Okay?

786
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,566
I shall endeavor to...

787
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,165
He's in good hands, Elaris.

788
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,086
You sure you want to take
the, uh, extra baggage?

789
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,606
No offense, but we're dropping
straight into a cauldron.

790
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,160
And do you know
what's inside that cauldron?

791
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,884
Is it danger?
It's...

792
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,329
Yes, it's danger.

793
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,611
BRAXI Let's roll!

794
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,645
All right, team.
Let's bring it in.

795
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,007
Remember,
our target is Chairman Drek!

796
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,161
Ready, Rangers?

797
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,165
On the count of three.

798
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,641
Three!

799
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,161
(LAUGHING)

800
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,571
CORA: Keep up, rookie!

801
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,843
All right, pal, you ready?

802
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,081
Well, I...

803
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,161
(SCREAMING)

804
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,841
Whoo-hoo!

805
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,161
Yeah!

806
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,840
Yeah!

807
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,161
Yeah!

808
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,600
(CLANK SCREAMING)

809
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,521
Whoo!

810
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,361
Ah!

811
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,366
(GRUNTING)

812
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,646
I'm in. Any sign of Drek?

813
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,885
BRAX: Negative.

814
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,724
Place looks deserted.

815
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,089
CLANK: My internal
coordinates system

816
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,049
indicates a right turn
up ahead.

817
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,045
Eh. My gut says
this way, Clank.

818
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,731
Glad you're getting in touch
with your feelings, newbie,

819
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,040
but we're turning right.

820
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,406
Because?

821
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,041
Because I'm your senior Ranger
and I say so. That's why.

822
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,724
Okay! Okay.

823
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,645
Yeesh! Cranky.

824
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,609
What's that?
Huh? Oh.

825
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,401
I said, "thank ye" for
those words of wisdom.

826
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,561
CLAN K: Good save.

827
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,685
This feels too easy.

828
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,009
Why was there no alarm?

829
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,650
It is strange.

830
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,370
Everyone, stay sharp.

831
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,561
Initiate Phase One.

832
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,081
Let's scatter
the cockroaches.

833
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,241
(LAUGHING)

834
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,441
(LAUGHING)

835
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,205
(LAUGHING LOUDER)

836
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,729
Just push the button, Zed!

837
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,921
(STAMMERS)

838
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,601
<i>BRAX". '(co-hem!</i>

839
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,125
<i>Zurkon, zurkon.</i>

840
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,891
<i>Zurkon, zurkon.</i>

841
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,130
<i>Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon...
(GASPS)</i>

842
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,530
Anyone hear that?

843
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,090
<i>Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon.</i>

844
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,444
Engaging motion scan.

845
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,567
(BEEPING)

846
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,291
I'm getting something.

847
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,561
Yeah.

848
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,325
Me, too.

849
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,367
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)

850
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,724
<i>Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon.</i>

851
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,723
Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon...

852
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,841
Huh?

853
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,201
<i>'(co-hem!</i>

854
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,645
Zurkons!

855
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,042
Mr. Zurkon
is looking to kill you!

856
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,281
<i>'(co-hem!</i>

857
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,411
Boom, baby!

858
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,481
(GRUNTING)

859
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,161
<i>'(co-hem!</i>

860
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,201
<i>'(co-hem!</i>

861
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,406
Yeah!

862
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,401
(LAUGHING)

863
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,567
Three-time
galactic champ up in here!

864
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,330
Ranger identified.
Terminate!

865
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,606
What's a Zurkon?

866
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,763
Robotic bodyguards. They
protect whoever deploys them.

867
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,366
MR. ZURKON:
Mr. Zurkon has you now.

868
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,805
Zurkon hates Galactic Rangers!
RATCHET: Heads up!

869
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,921
(GASPS)

870
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,641
Whoa!

871
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,843
Yoo-hoo! (G ROANS)

872
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,450
Nice shot. Do that again,
and I'll shoot you myself.

873
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,484
What is this place?

874
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:31,767
Huh.

875
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,205
If I may...

876
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,327
(BEEPING)

877
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,401
Hmm.

878
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,643
MR. ZURKON: Yoo-hoo!
(GASPS)

879
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,690
Stupid Ranger. Time to die!
(YELLING)

880
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,803
Mr. Zurkon delivers
a symphony of pain!

881
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,405
(GUN POWERING UP)

882
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,407
Don't move.

883
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,811
(VICTOR GRUNTS)

884
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,405
I'm listening.

885
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,481
CHAIRMAN DREK:
Captain Qwark.

886
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,006
I've been watching you
these past few days,

887
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,970
and I think
it's simply dreadful what...

888
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,565
(GASPS) Sorry Zed!

889
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,769
Simply dreadful what
Ratchet has done to you.

890
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,688
He's made people
forget who the real hero is.

891
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,527
All you wanted to do
was protect the galaxy,

892
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,931
and how do they repay you?

893
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,245
By dropping you for some... Well,
I don't even know what he is!

894
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:42,126
Even if that were true, I could never
betray the citizens of Solana.

895
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,609
My friend, betraying them is
how you get them to love you.

896
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,325
Allow me to introduce you

897
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,121
to my personal team
of Blargian PR professionals.

898
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,680
Lads, tell him
how we work our magic!

899
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,845
As far as I can see,
you're the victim here.

900
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,002
That Lombax
pushed you to do this.

901
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,081
He did?

902
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,330
You were desperate, emotionally
scarred, depressed, even!

903
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,890
You didn't know
what you were doing.

904
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,361
The betrayal
was a cry for help.

905
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,363
It was?
It will be!

906
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,006
A tell-all book,
a few guest appearances...

907
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,281
A holo-film.

908
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,804
No! A trilogy!

909
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,405
In six months' time, you won'tjust
be Captain Qwark the hero...

910
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,962
You'll be Captain Qwark
the survivor. Huh?

911
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,166
No one needs to
get hurt, Captain.

912
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,844
We can evacuate the planet

913
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,084
and give these people a new place
to live, a better place to live.

914
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,250
Do we have a deal?

915
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,481
Huh?

916
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,086
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

917
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,841
CLANK: Hmm.

918
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,891
Fascinating.

919
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,325
These are plans for something
called a "Deplanetizer."

920
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,851
Deplanetizer?

921
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,931
Why would Drek
be destroying planets?

922
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,764
Not destroy.

923
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,730
It seems that Drek is trying
to build the perfect planet.

924
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,729
VICTOR: Come on,
let's move out!

925
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,529
ZED: Hey! Wait for me!

926
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,281
(SIGHS)
Wait! Wait!

927
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,407
Sorry, Zed!

928
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,165
I'll write you an excellent
letter of recommendation!

929
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,202
You don't even have my email!
(HUMMING)

930
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,767
It's Spacegangsta_72@Zed.com!

931
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,685
(GUNS COCKING)
om

932
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,889
(ZED CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

933
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,641
Hi.

934
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,643
(CLEARS THROAT) Um...

935
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,291
Before you start in
with the, um, questioning,

936
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,166
it's important you understand that
I am faithful to my employer.

937
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,687
And that's how I found out
I was lactose intolerant,

938
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,489
though I think the parakeet
would've died anyway,

939
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,324
because he was always flying
into the window, which is...

940
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,448
She wouldn't drop him,
would she?

941
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,521
Maybe.

942
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,483
When I said, "Tell us everything."
I meant Drek's target list.

943
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,005
Now, out with it!

944
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,321
Probably.

945
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,165
I would be more than happy to
supply you with the target list,

946
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,643
but, unfortunately, I signed a legally
binding non-disclosure agreement.

947
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,649
I want the rest
of his targets.

948
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,165
Now!
Please.

949
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,890
This was supposed
to be a temp job

950
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,530
until I got my
singing career on track.

951
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,964
(SCREAMS) Okay, okay!
(SOBBING)

952
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,125
Novalis.

953
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,248
He wants Novalis.

954
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,845
Novalis?

955
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,684
Novalis is populated.

956
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,926
Yes, 43,618,924 people,
to be exact.

957
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,685
The Schnorkelsons
had twins this morning.

958
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,566
We've got to move.

959
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,640
(ZED BEATBOXING)

960
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,161
(WHISTLING)

961
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,684
Hey! Captain Qwark! Buddy!

962
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,646
Remember me?
(GASPS)

963
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,166
From Drek's office? Where you
signed that contract and...

964
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,601
(EXCLAIMS)

965
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,721
Shh!

966
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,046
Not the face!

967
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,331
Dear Diary... I mean, journal.
Yes. (CLEARS THROAT)

968
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,803
Dear Journal, I've been
having the mood swings again.

969
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,366
One minute,
I'm laughing hysterically.

970
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,569
The next minute,
I'm laughing maniacally.

971
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,248
I guess it's because everything is
going exactly according to plan.

972
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,607
Soon, I'll be long gone,

973
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,763
and the entire solar system
will be nothing

974
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,844
but a giant cloud
of dust and gas.

975
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,042
Excuse me, Doctor.
(SCREAMS)

976
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,849
Chairman Drek
would like to see you.

977
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,604
How long have you
been standing there?

978
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,524
I came in during the part
about dust and gas?

979
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,006
(LAUGHS)

980
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,289
It's my dietary journal.

981
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,527
I keep a very strict record of everything
I eat and which foods give me...

982
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,040
Dust and gas?

983
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,885
Exactly.

984
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,885
Cool.

985
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,367
General Qwark
moves into position.

986
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,201
Ooh.

987
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,048
(GASPS)
(POWERING UP)

988
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:25,207
Cleverly, he deactivates the weapons
system, and the crowd goes wild.

989
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,887
Yeah! Yeah!
Qwark is the best! Yeah!

990
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,042
SHUTTLE <i>COMMANDER: Nova/is Control, evac
shuttle convoy 262 departing orbit.</i>

991
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,128
<i>Evacuation 82% complete.</i>

992
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,687
CORA: <i>Fighters ready to rock.
So what's the plan, Captain?</i>

993
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,569
CAPTAIN QWARK:
<i>Uh?</i> Oh... The <i>plan?</i>

994
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,644
Yes. Here's what
we're going to do, Rangers.

995
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,247
I'll go in first and try to
reason with this Drek character,

996
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,644
see if we can talk
this out, mano-a-mano.

997
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,087
Talk? I don't follow, sir.

998
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,607
Sir, he's blown up
five planets already!

999
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,364
I think we're done talking.

1000
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,927
Captain, if we can just take 30
seconds, I think I have an idea.

1001
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,963
(GROANS) Sure. Go ahead.

1002
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,168
<i>Well, I was looking at the
schematics of the Deplanetizer...</i>

1003
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,725
Yeah.
...and <i>it</i> occurred to me...

1004
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,131
And mute.
(AUDIO MUTES)

1005
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,327
CAPTAIN QWARK: I'm <i>going</i> in.

1006
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,290
<i>ELARVS: Captain, wait! Back-up is
on the way! We should... (GROANS)</i>

1007
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,569
Hostile ship
on approach, sir.

1008
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,290
Should we fire
proton cannons?

1009
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,851
(GROANS) Not yet.

1010
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,201
I've got a shiny
new puppet down there,

1011
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,487
and I'm about to
put on a show.

1012
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,203
"Starting secret mission.

1013
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,408
"Hero work ain't easy.

1014
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,882
"#Humblebrag, #Killinglt,

1015
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,045
"#NoFilter, #N0'tAMOle."

1016
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,210
<i>Ah!</i>
I'm not a sellout!

1017
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,169
<i>Captain Qwark!</i>

1018
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,245
<i>You performed marvelously.</i>

1019
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,369
<i>Be honest,
are you a professional actor?</i>

1020
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,367
Well, I did dabble in my share
of theater back in grade school.

1021
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,851
Every year,
I'd play the dad...

1022
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,766
<i>Yes, an enthralling saga
I'd love to hear!</i>

1023
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,004
<i>But first, you've disabled
the weapons system</i>

1024
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,003
<i>on the Rangers' fleet,
right?</i>

1025
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,090
<i>Oh, just as a safety
precaution, mind you. (LAUGHS)</i>

1026
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,688
<i>We wouldn't want a tense situation
to escalate out of control.</i>

1027
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,207
(EXHALES) Of course,
we wouldn't want that.

1028
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,489
And I have your word that my team
isn't going to get hurt, right?

1029
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,605
<i>Oh, my dear captain!</i>

1030
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,489
<i>Where's the trust?</i>

1031
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,681
Destroy them all.

1032
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,720
(LAUGHING)

1033
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,529
CORA: Contact! Contact!

1034
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,130
All units, engage.

1035
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,364
<i>COMPUTER: Error. Error.
Weapons system compromised.</i>

1036
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,811
Cannons! Missiles!

1037
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,326
<i>Weapon systems are negative
across the board!</i>

1038
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,529
Same here! I got nothing!

1039
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,524
We've been sabotaged.
Rangers, fall back!

1040
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,324
Break off! Break off!

1041
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,241
(LAUGHING)

1042
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,723
The Rangers
are retreating, sir.

1043
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,881
Brilliant.

1044
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,041
Hmm.

1045
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,048
Get me a holo-scan
of that ship.

1046
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,321
Right away, sir.

1047
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,041
Well, lookee-lookee.

1048
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,324
What have we here?

1049
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,561
The defect.

1050
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,329
Ah, yes,
the one that got away.

1051
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,084
Not this time.

1052
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,929
Are you sure, Victor?

1053
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,367
He looks awfully dangerous.

1054
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,408
Teleport me to the ship.

1055
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,130
It's impossible, sir.
It's shielded.

1056
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,611
Just get me close!

1057
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,767
(GROWLS)

1058
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,526
(ALARM BLARING)

1059
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,924
No, I can't leave him.

1060
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,285
BRAX: <i>Ratchet,
what are you doing?</i>

1061
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,606
I'm going in!

1062
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,245
Ratchet, don't do this.

1063
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,971
If you give us a minute, we
can work out an assault plan!

1064
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,281
RATCHET: There's no <i>time!</i>

1065
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,563
Captain Qwark is in there fighting
an entire army on his own!

1066
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,686
(CAPTAIN QWARK TRILLING)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1067
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,125
Permission to land?

1068
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,449
Permission granted.

1069
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,445
Mmm.

1070
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,491
(SLURPING)

1071
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,721
(EXHALES)

1072
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,768
Who's on foot duty?

1073
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,127
Tootsie rub, come on.
(CRINGING)

1074
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,041
Ah!

1075
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,962
Their defensive fire
is too strong.

1076
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,008
Pull back!
Your fighter won't make it.

1077
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,930
I don't have to land!

1078
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,809
I just have to get close.

1079
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,443
<i>COMPUTER:
Hull integrity at 2%.</i>

1080
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,091
<i>Prepare to teleject.</i>

1081
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,322
Ratchet,
please, listen to Elaris.

1082
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,486
The odds of surviving a head-on
assault is roughly 600,993 to one!

1083
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,768
Big heroes do big things.

1084
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,248
COMPUTER: Three, two, one...
(GRUNTS)

1085
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,887
(SCREAMING)

1086
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,849
He made it!
(CRASHING)

1087
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,161
What was that?
(BEEPING)

1088
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,647
I do not know.
I will investigate.

1089
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,244
Probablyjust
the ship settling.

1090
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,641
(RATTLING)

1091
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,530
Nothing to be alarmed about.

1092
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,001
Whoa!

1093
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,921
Ah!

1094
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,206
Defect!

1095
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,807
Oh, my-

1096
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,362
lam coming for you, Defect!

1097
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,641
Uh, I believe
we may have a problem.

1098
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,644
(EXCLAIMS)
Coming through!

1099
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,930
<i>COMPUTER:
Star Cracker Chamber,</i>

1100
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,209
<i>47 meters southwest,
then slight right ahead.</i>

1101
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,845
ELARIS: <i>Ratchet?
Where are you?</i>

1102
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,481
Can't talk! I'm almost
at the control center.

1103
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,763
<i>Captain Qwark did something to the ship!
Nothing's working!</i>

1104
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,811
<i>And I think
Clank's in trouble!</i>

1105
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,565
Roger that! As soon as I stop
the Deplanetizer from firing,

1106
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,801
I'll be right back to help.

1107
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,881
(ALARMS BLARING)

1108
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,289
<i>COMPUTER:
Deplanetizer now online.</i>

1109
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,481
(GROANS)

1110
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,881
(LAUGHING)

1111
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,521
(SCREAMS)

1112
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,568
Bravo, my bQy!

1113
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,001
Bravo! (LAUGHS)

1114
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,402
I deal with my share of
morons on a daily basis,

1115
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,841
but this? (BLOWS)

1116
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,764
This is seriously next level!

1117
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:27,967
(LAUGHING)

1118
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,441
Take him.

1119
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,369
Where are you?

1120
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,250
Come out and fight!

1121
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,089
You want a fight?
I'll give you a fight.

1122
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,881
No free rides!
(GRUNTS)

1123
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,081
(GASPS)

1124
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:48,721
(EXHALES)

1125
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,001
(GRUNTING)

1126
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,161
Hmm.

1127
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,805
(GASPS)

1128
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,001
Die!

1129
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,481
Get back here!

1130
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,804
I'm going to make you wish
you were never created!

1131
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,201
(GROWLING)

1132
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,964
<i>COMPUTER:
Thundersmack equipped.</i>

1133
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,042
(THUNDER RUMBLING) You're
nothing but a pathetic defect!

1134
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,521
Perhaps.
But I am waterproof.

1135
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,161
(GASPS)

1136
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,681
(GRUNTING)

1137
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,481
(YELLS)

1138
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:35,641
(METALLIC CREAKING)

1139
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,404
Defect!

1140
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,881
ZED: Hey! Over here!

1141
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,330
Can I switch sides now?

1142
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,887
I never had a proper planet.

1143
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,091
I spent my formative years
underground,

1144
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,562
where everything
was dark and wet and hot.

1145
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,401
And I was like, "Warrior? No,
I said I was a worrier!"

1146
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,488
(LAUGHS)
I worry about everything!

1147
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,369
L... on, hey.

1148
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,401
Qwark?

1149
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,802
This is awkward.

1150
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,041
(WHISTLING)

1151
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,365
(CHAIRMAN DREK LAUGHING)

1152
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:35,081
The next time you and those moronic
Rangers decide to play hero...

1153
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,931
(EVIL LAUGHTER)

1154
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,129
...plan better.

1155
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,608
Toss him into
one of the shuttles.

1156
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,200
I want him to live
to see his failure.

1157
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,847
Drek, don't do this!
Novalis is home to millions!

1158
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,003
Yes, yes, and they had
their time in the sun.

1159
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,969
Now it's our turn.

1160
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,925
Commence deplanetization!

1161
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,525
Ready the Deplanetizer!

1162
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,091
(DEPLANETIZER POWERING UP)

1163
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,761
No!

1164
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,961
(EXHALES)

1165
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,081
(GASPS)

1166
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,961
(EXHALES)

1167
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,443
HR BLARG: Well, here's your I.D.
Welcome aboard.

1168
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,081
Captain?
Huh?

1169
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,331
Oh. Yeah. Thanks.

1170
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,250
(DR. NEFARIOUS HUMMING)

1171
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,801
(GASPS)

1172
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,004
Release the harvesters!

1173
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,241
(LAUGHS)

1174
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,845
(BEEPING)

1175
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,446
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYING)

1176
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,602
<i>DALLAS: In the wake
of Novalis' destruction</i>

1177
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,648
<i>and Captain Qwark's
shocking betrayal,</i>

1178
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,802
<i>Galactic President Phyronix
has issued</i>

1179
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,326
a <i>galaxy-wide alert
to all Solana citizens.</i>

1180
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,004
<i>Residents are to
remain in their homes</i>

1181
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,684
<i>while authorities
manage the crisis.</i>

1182
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,445
<i>And though the planet
was successfully evacuated,</i>

1183
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,525
<i>the question remains, did we put
our trust in the wrong Lombax?</i>

1184
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,001
(EXHALES)

1185
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,609
Uh... (SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)

1186
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:29,681
(GRUNTING)

1187
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,884
(CLATTERING)
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

1188
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,886
Can I come in?

1189
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,248
That protosuit of yours
keeps beeping.

1190
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,887
All day, all night, voices
asking you to come back.

1191
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,647
Those Ranger hotshots
are persistent.

1192
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,884
Yeah. Thanks, Grim. I'll
turn it off in the morning.

1193
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,886
Hey. I remember this.

1194
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:00,484
You wandered into the garage and took
my rocket sled for a test drive.

1195
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,562
No fear, no safety check,

1196
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,845
you just flipped the switch,
and off you went. (LAUGHS)

1197
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,811
Took three police bots to chase you
down and teach you how to stop!

1198
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:11,881
(LAUGHING)

1199
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,081
(SIGHS)

1200
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,761
I guess I just wanted
to do something big.

1201
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,644
I wanted to matter,
you know?

1202
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,406
(SIGHS)

1203
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,485
I ain't never been
very good with advice.

1204
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,409
But I do know this.

1205
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,601
To be a hero, you don't
have to do big things,

1206
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,171
just the right ones.

1207
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,489
That's actually not bad.

1208
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,527
Thank you.

1209
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,965
I have my moments.

1210
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,241
(CREAKING)

1211
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,482
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)

1212
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,607
I'm okay.

1213
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:49,408
My dear, sweet Victor.

1214
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,930
You were a wonderful
friend and companion.

1215
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,844
Honest. Loyal. Rusty.

1216
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,451
I mean, really rusty.
I could hear you

1217
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,806
all the way
across the station.

1218
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,923
But still, we honor you with this
silent moment of reflection,

1219
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,685
asthanks
for you r sacrifice.

1220
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,201
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1221
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,567
(EXHALES)

1222
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,483
You will be missed.

1223
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,361
Let's get this
show on the road!

1224
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,001
Bring in New Quartu!

1225
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,001
Bring in New Quartu!
(FEEDBACK WHINES)

1226
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,169
Uh, how are things
at home, Jeff?

1227
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,486
Great!

1228
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,090
(CHAIRMAN DREK SOBBING)

1229
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,685
It's beautiful.

1230
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,363
I did it, Father. I did it!

1231
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,522
It's beautiful.
Uh... (GROANS)

1232
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,121
(EXHALES)

1233
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,282
CLANK: I thought
I might find you here.

1234
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,486
Clank?

1235
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,883
I'm not going back, Clank.

1236
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,401
This is where I belong.
You were right.

1237
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,648
Fame is overrated,

1238
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,929
especially when you're famous for
causing a complete disaster.

1239
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,889
It was not
a complete disaster.

1240
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,971
<i>Authorities are calling it a
"complete and utter disaster"...</i>

1241
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,246
(VOLUME LOWERING)
Sorry!

1242
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,564
The evacuation
of Novalis was successful.

1243
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,762
No one was killed
or injured.

1244
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,367
But those people
lost their homes,

1245
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,728
and for that, I have to
take full responsibility.

1246
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,965
Blaming yourself
and taking responsibility

1247
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,565
are two very
different things.

1248
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,003
If you truly
want to be accountable,

1249
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,208
you will endeavor to make
things right the next time.

1250
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,041
Next time?

1251
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,851
Drek has one more target
on his list.

1252
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,287
With Captain Qwark
now working for the enemy,

1253
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,880
the Rangers need you
more than ever.

1254
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:03,244
And I would like to offer my
assistance in any way possible,

1255
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,046
partner.

1256
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:06,721
(RUMBLING)
(GASPS)

1257
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,928
Earthquake!

1258
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,771
What's that?

1259
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,923
Oh, I brought some friends.

1260
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,811
Okay, pity party's over.
Time to get back to work.

1261
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,803
Listen, guys, I'm sorry I
ran out on you like that.

1262
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:42,442
Even though I messed up, I should've
stayed to fix it and see it through.

1263
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,242
Eh. We've all made bad choices.
Here, check it out.

1264
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,850
My cadet photo.

1265
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,490
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1266
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,609
Really?
That's how we're playing?

1267
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,490
Okay, uh, there's no need
to embarrass anyone here.

1268
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,601
(GASPS)

1269
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,163
BRAX: Okay, everyone,
chill out!

1270
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,602
We have a job to do,
and I need to

1271
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,887
start shooting
at something immediately.

1272
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,564
Well, before we
just go off and start

1273
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,642
shooting at things,
I was thinking that...

1274
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,086
Yeah, get some.

1275
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,446
That's what
I'm talking about.

1276
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:13,567
(SIGHS) Forget it.

1277
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,762
No, wait. Go on.

1278
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,764
I think we need to hear
what you both have to say.

1279
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,850
Well, while we can't move a
planet out of the way...

1280
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,689
I was thinking,
what if we could

1281
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,127
move the weapon
targeting that planet?

1282
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,363
Move the Deplanetizer?

1283
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,084
Knock it off course.

1284
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,083
Okay. Awesome.

1285
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,811
And just how
are we going to do that?

1286
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,247
Not sure yet.
But I'm working on it.

1287
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,041
Hmm.

1288
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,522
I might have an idea.

1289
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,210
CHAIRMAN DREK: So after you
pick up my dry cleaning,

1290
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,930
you need to polish the
Segway, and after that...

1291
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,650
Drek, I want to talk to you.
(GASPS)

1292
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,491
You tried to kill my Rangers! You
said you'd leave them alone!

1293
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,241
And I meant it at the time!

1294
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,728
I detest bloodshed
as much as any Blarg,

1295
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:07,131
but sometimes, sacrifices are
necessary for the greater good.

1296
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,646
I know you're working
with Nefarious on this.

1297
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,802
(LAUGHING)
Yes, isn't it wonderful?

1298
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,611
We're all part of
the same dream team.

1299
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,207
(GASPS) We should
make T-shirts!

1300
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,362
You're making a big mistake.

1301
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,603
You have no idea the kinds
of evil he's capable of.

1302
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,603
Oh, but I do.

1303
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,365
It's all right here on his resume.
Special skills...

1304
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,240
Horrendous evil. Unspeakable evil.
Diabolical evil.

1305
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,970
He's very well-rounded.

1306
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,163
(GASPS) And apparently,
he can juggle. Hmm.

1307
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,526
DR. NEFARIOUSI Oh-Oh!

1308
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,446
Do I feel my ears burning?

1309
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,241
(LAUGHS) And there's our little
juggling psychopath now!

1310
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,809
You died in a prison escape.
There were witnesses.

1311
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:48,921
Oh.

1312
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,522
People will say and do
just about anything

1313
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,204
for the right price.

1314
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,402
What was yours, Qwark?

1315
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,930
What was your price
for selling out your friends?

1316
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,283
Your face on another
cereal box, perhaps?

1317
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,761
(EXHALES)
Why don't you run along

1318
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,684
so the Chairman and I can get
back to the business at hand?

1319
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,764
But what am I supposed to do?

1320
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,400
You can guard the Star
Cracker water cooler.

1321
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,087
Oh! But with fury!
Mmm-hmm.

1322
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,167
(LAUGHS)

1323
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,890
That was fun!

1324
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,442
And T-shirts would be a good idea.
Good for morale.

1325
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,284
What do you think, Neffie?
Should we...

1326
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,681
(EXCLAIMS)

1327
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,602
(BLEATING)
(LAUGHS)

1328
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,968
Sheepinator.
One of my personal favorites.

1329
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,603
It's time for
a change of management.

1330
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,321
(BLEATING)

1331
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,482
Huh? Uh-Oh...

1332
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,849
Okay, let's do this! We only got
so much time to get it all done.

1333
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,531
Use that, whatever that's called.
That's good. Okay.

1334
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,129
Right. Over here.

1335
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,443
Keep bringing it on in, ratcheting
it on up, electrifying everything.

1336
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,010
Make sure
everything's got electricity

1337
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,491
running through it,
at least a little bit.

1338
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,450
That's good, too. Whatever
that is, you're doing great.

1339
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,681
Okay-

1340
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,761
(EXHALES)

1341
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,121
(FEEDBACK WHINES)

1342
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,044
<i>ELARIS: Hey, everybody!
Get in here now!</i>

1343
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,210
<i>Uh, please.</i>

1344
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,764
You're not going
to believe this.

1345
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,605
We finally decoded
the Deplanetizer plans.

1346
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,002
We found his next target.
It's Umbris.

1347
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,726
Well, at least he picked
an empty planet this time.

1348
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,531
Yes, however,
it is a volatile planet.

1349
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,241
Its core is made up
of pure melluvium.

1350
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,522
Blowing it up will result
in a chain reaction

1351
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,728
that will destroy
the entire system.

1352
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,686
But why would Drek do that?

1353
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,842
I thought he was trying to
build the perfect planet?

1354
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,129
Well, because Umbris
wasn't Drek's idea.

1355
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:40,401
Duh!

1356
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:41,606
What do you mean?

1357
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,051
It's Nefarious.

1358
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,360
Dr. Nefarious?

1359
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:47,563
No, Steve Nefarious.
Of course it's Dr. Nefarious!

1360
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,444
Oh, yeah, funny how
you didn't mention that

1361
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,289
when I was dangling you
over the edge of a building.

1362
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,249
Well, you didn't ask,
now did you?

1363
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,044
Okay, that's it.
I'm shooting him.

1364
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,531
(SCREAMS)
What? Don't shoot him.

1365
01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,127
I am confused.
I thought Nefarious was dead.

1366
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,526
Only on the inside.

1367
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,762
Otherwise,
he's very much...

1368
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,763
(snuesowe) <i>Alive!</i>

1369
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,891
Okay, shoot him.

1370
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,561
(BLEATING)

1371
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,491
(LAUGHING)

1372
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,608
You wanted New Quartu?
Huh?

1373
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,485
I'll give it to you.

1374
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,085
Happy trails!

1375
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:30,761
(SCREAMING)

1376
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,927
<i>COMPUTER: Now entering
Umbris atmosphere.</i>

1377
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,884
Yes, it's almost here.

1378
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,811
The beginning of the end.

1379
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,967
BLARGI The end Of what?

1380
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,681
(YELPS)

1381
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,081
(WHIMPERS)

1382
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,921
Let the games begin.

1383
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,248
<i>COMPUTER: Remote detonation now activated.
</i> (ALARM <i>BLARING)</i>

1384
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,449
<i>It is about to get real.</i>

1385
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,450
(DR. NEFARIOUS LAUGHING)

1386
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,881
We're as close as we can get
without being spotted.

1387
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,281
Okay,
so what's the plan, Elaris?

1388
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,129
Go on. We're listening.

1389
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,609
Well, I've been hard at work
on a little something called

1390
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,284
the Hologuise.

1391
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:20,968
<i>It'll project a visual and audible
replication of Captain Qwark so realistic,</i>

1392
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,844
<i>it would fool his own mother.</i>

1393
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:25,169
<i>With Ratchet posing as Qwark,</i>

1394
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,651
<i>they'll dock with
the Deplanetizer</i>

1395
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,802
<i>by easily fooling
the simpleminded Blarg.</i>

1396
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,483
Yes, Captain.
What can I do you for?

1397
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,564
<i>Greetings, citizen.
Just returning from patrol.</i>

1398
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,007
Copy that.
Deactivating shield grid 24 A.

1399
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,284
ELARIS: <i>Once inside, Ratchet
and Clank will make their way</i>

1400
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,931
<i>through the Star Cracker
chamber to the inner core.</i>

1401
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,164
<i>When Ratchet
exposes the stabilizer,</i>

1402
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,004
<i>it can quickly
be disconnected...</i>

1403
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,321
Yes. Got it.

1404
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,565
<i>ELARIS: Meanwhile, Clank will
disable all the other weapons</i>

1405
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,971
<i>by hacking
into the mainframe.</i>

1406
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,084
Weapons system disabled.

1407
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,685
<i>ELARIS:
Leaving the Deplanetizer</i>

1408
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,525
<i>completely vulnerable
to any outside forces.</i>

1409
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,281
(GASPS)

1410
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,011
<i>COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.
Core stabilizer offline.</i>

1411
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,367
Run away! Everybody panic!

1412
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:16,642
Warning. Warning.
What's happening?

1413
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,685
<i>Warning.
Core stabilizer offline.</i>

1414
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,962
Dr. Nefarious, sir...
I mean, Doctor!

1415
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,201
Where are you going?

1416
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,609
Me? Nowhere. Certainly not out
of a system-wide blast radius.

1417
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,165
What?
What?

1418
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,401
We've been infiltrated.

1419
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,126
The Galactic Rangers are trying
to shut down the Deplanetizer,

1420
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,282
and I can't find
Chairman Drek anywhere!

1421
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,407
Ah!

1422
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,205
You want something done right,
you have to do it yourself.

1423
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,564
COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.
Huh?

1424
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,887
<i>Core stabilizer offline.</i>

1425
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,206
BLARG: Everybody panic!

1426
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:47,566
CAPTAIN QWARKI Ratchet...

1427
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:49,641
(GRUNTING)

1428
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,847
And we're clear.
All units, move in.

1429
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,684
<i>ELARVS: Yeah!
Way to go, you guys!</i>

1430
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,889
Ratchet!
(GASPS)

1431
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,810
Greetings, Cadet.

1432
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,846
Captain Qwark, on behalf
of the Galactic Rangers,

1433
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,922
I'm placing you under arrest.

1434
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,290
You can't do that. I'll
just arrest you right back!

1435
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,971
On what charge?

1436
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,850
False arrest?
Being annoying? Who cares?

1437
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,487
You stabbed your own team
in the back, Qwark!

1438
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,251
Just like you
stabbed me in the back,

1439
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,530
taking my fans, my sponsors, my
lucrative endorsement deals,

1440
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,364
my Parking space!

1441
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,169
You were my hero.

1442
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,851
Now you're no better
than Nefarious!

1443
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,763
How dare you.

1444
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,771
I am way better-looking
than Nefarious!

1445
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,405
I'm taking you in.

1446
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,282
By force, if necessary.

1447
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,171
Oh, wittle wombax
with a wittle gun!

1448
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,606
(LAUGHING)

1449
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:44,681
(GRUNTS)

1450
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,601
Huh.

1451
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,241
(GRUNTS)

1452
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,725
Qwark, stop!
You don't want to do this!

1453
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,928
Don't tell me
what I want to do!

1454
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,401
(GRUNTING)

1455
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,123
On your left, Ratchet.
Now your right.

1456
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:05,641
Huh?

1457
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,126
Enough, Qwark!

1458
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,401
(GROWLS)

1459
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,881
Whoa!

1460
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:23,610
Nefarious is tricking you! He wants
you to destroy the entire system!

1461
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,406
Oh, that's right,
you know everything.

1462
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,561
Uh-oh!

1463
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,241
Hey, why don't we all
just listen to Ratchet?

1464
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,206
Ratchet, look out!

1465
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,281
Whoa!

1466
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,881
Oh, my-

1467
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,764
Buzz Blades? I taught
you better than that!

1468
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,760
(CREATU RE LAUGHING)

1469
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,247
(GASPS)

1470
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,324
Some of it got in my mouth!
It's in my mouth!

1471
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,209
He's just too good.

1472
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,531
Oh, dear.

1473
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,966
Whoa!

1474
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,161
(SCREAMING)
Clank!

1475
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,489
Tornado Launcher!

1476
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,288
Nefarious may be a homicidal lunatic,
but he sure can build a gun.

1477
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,444
Qwark, please!
You're not a villain!

1478
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,727
You're not like Nefarious.

1479
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,007
This isn't you,
and you know it!

1480
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:26,170
If Umbris is destroyed, everyone
will die, including us!

1481
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,406
Is that how you
want to be remembered?

1482
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:47,801
(GRUNTS)

1483
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,005
I'm... I'm sorry.

1484
01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,842
I don't know how
things got this far.

1485
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,002
This is just pathetic!

1486
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,765
Nefarious.

1487
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,764
Give it up. It's over.

1488
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,931
As head of
the Galactic Rangers, uh,

1489
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,651
he's here to place
you under arrest.

1490
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,721
Me?

1491
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,847
Absolutely.

1492
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:18,209
Arrest this man for his speakable
crimes against the galaxy.

1493
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,691
My crimes?

1494
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,889
The real crime is
how you treated me!

1495
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:26,523
The Rangers couldn't even
give me a proper laboratory!

1496
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,443
We have
an operational budget!

1497
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,285
You called me
"King of the Nerd Herd!"

1498
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,767
it was a term of endearment!

1499
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:37,282
Day after day,
I slaved away,

1500
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,244
creating all the weapons
and devices

1501
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,687
that made you
look like a hero.

1502
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,448
But you're not a hero. You're
not even a good villain!

1503
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,807
You're the galaxy's
biggestjoke.

1504
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,366
Maybe.

1505
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,643
But now the last laugh
is on you.

1506
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,241
Wait, what?
That didn't make any sense.

1507
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,049
Sure it did.
No, it didn't.

1508
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,963
It sounded like
you were combining

1509
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,566
"The joke is on you" with
"I'll have the last laugh."

1510
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,086
Take your pick.

1511
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,810
That's not how it works!

1512
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,321
Get ready to engage
mag-boosters!

1513
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,528
Ratchet and Clank
are still inside.

1514
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,162
Drek's going to fire at any moment!
We don't have any more time!

1515
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:25,164
My point is,

1516
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,925
if you're going to use a
one-liner, it should make sense,

1517
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,480
and be relevant
to the situation!

1518
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:35,885
Look, I workshop thousands of these
a year, and they can't all be gold!

1519
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,564
Now, put your hands
in the air!

1520
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,404
Over your dead body!

1521
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:40,881
Whoa!

1522
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:42,561
(LAUGHING)

1523
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,126
Incoming.

1524
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,166
(RATCHET SCREAMS)

1525
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:53,281
(LAUGHING)

1526
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,163
Whoa! (GRUNTS)

1527
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,041
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SOBBING) Mommy!

1528
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,966
AUTOMATED VOICE: Dialing Mother.
(DIALING)

1529
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,042
WOMAN <i>ON PHONE:
Hello, Horkelberg residence!</i>

1530
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,883
BRAX: Mag-boosters engaged!

1531
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,886
Full power!

1532
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,090
(ENGINE REVVING)

1533
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,565
(BEEPING)

1534
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,160
It's working.

1535
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,401
Stay with it.

1536
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,326
BRAX: Steady now! Steady!

1537
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,171
Whoa!

1538
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:40,801
(DR. NEFARIOUS SCREAMING)

1539
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,651
What's happening?

1540
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:47,281
Whoa!

1541
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,364
<i>COMPUTER:
Deplanetizer now online.</i>

1542
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,041
Qwark!
Don't let him turn it on!

1543
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,967
Get off me, you has-been!

1544
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,121
(YELLING)
(GRUNTS)

1545
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:59,361
(LAUGHING)

1546
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:00,726
(ALARM BLARING)

1547
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,882
You know,
maybe Drek was right.

1548
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:05,244
I am a mad scientist.

1549
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,961
Whoo-hoo! They missed!

1550
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:26,486
(BLEATING)

1551
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,806
Lousy, insolent, idiotic...

1552
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:38,961
(GRUNTS)

1553
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,001
(GASPS)

1554
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,401
(CHUCKLES)

1555
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,401
(EXPLODING)

1556
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,165
Break off. Break off!

1557
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,971
Copy that.

1558
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,321
<i>ELARIS: Ratchet, you have to
get out of there now!</i>

1559
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,844
<i>COMPUTER:
Weapon locker depleted.</i>

1560
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,961
Hmm.

1561
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,164
(GRUNTS) Yeah.
We're working on it.

1562
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,362
No! My plan!
You've ruined my plan!

1563
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,001
(GRUNTS)

1564
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:28,522
You've had this one coming
a long time, Qwark!

1565
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,246
(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHING)

1566
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,891
Of all my
brilliant creations,

1567
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,725
it remains
one of my favorites.

1568
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,327
Meet the RYNO,

1569
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,563
as in, "Rip You A New One."

1570
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,322
Hey, Nefarious?
What?

1571
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,041
(SCREAMING)

1572
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,642
Meet the Omniwrench.

1573
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,207
(SCREAMING)

1574
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:07,561
(GRUNTING)

1575
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,841
(EXHALES)

1576
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,651
<i>COMPUTER: Warning. Now
entering Umbris atmosphere.</i>

1577
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,280
Any ideas?

1578
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,561
Hmm.

1579
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,326
Come on, guys.
Get out of there. Come on!

1580
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,686
They'll never
make it out in time.

1581
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,921
We've got to help.

1582
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,241
CORA: It's too late.
There's nothing we can do.

1583
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,684
(ALL SCREAMING)

1584
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,407
We must find
one of Drek's teleporters!

1585
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,687
I saw one on the bridge!
Watch out!

1586
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,406
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1587
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,086
(YELLING)

1588
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,010
Hang on, boys.

1589
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,525
It's here! Hit the brakes!

1590
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,761
CAPTAIN QWARK:
Relax, I know what...

1591
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,285
(SCREAMING)

1592
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,805
(CREAKING)
(GASPS)

1593
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:58,450
Qwark!
Oh, no.

1594
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,967
I can't reach you in time.
Just get out while you can!

1595
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,088
<i>COM</i> P <i>UTE R: Te/eporter charging-</i>
Hmm.

1596
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,921
What are you doing?

1597
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,161
(GRUNTING)

1598
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,525
improvising!

1599
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:16,321
(GRUNTING)

1600
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,130
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1601
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,761
Oh!

1602
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,846
(ALL SCREAMING)

1603
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:43,290
(GASPING)

1604
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,647
Are we dead?

1605
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:46,761
Huh?

1606
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,926
We are alive.

1607
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,321
<i>COMPUTER: All Rangers
alive and accounted for.</i>

1608
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,251
<i>ELARVS: Whoo! Welcome back, Rangers!
Good job!</i>

1609
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,729
How many planets do
you think I'll have to save

1610
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,609
for them to
call me a hero again?

1611
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,889
You don't have to do big
things to be a hero, Qwark.

1612
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,689
Just the right ones.

1613
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,647
Oh.

1614
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:15,002
I don't know, maybe it'll
be worth something someday.

1615
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,361
Hmm.

1616
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:19,930
I must say that it is curious

1617
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,129
that the sudden cessation of
velocity relative to our inertia

1618
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,043
did not cause
either of you to...

1619
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,567
(VOMITING)
Oh, dear.

1620
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,491
(LAUGHS) Don't worry, Cadet.
It happens to the best...

1621
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:30,681
(VOMITING)

1622
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,321
(GROANING)

1623
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,811
Oh, that was terrible.

1624
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,003
On, boy. (VOMITING)

1625
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,564
Make it stop!

1626
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,522
Should we go
and join the others?

1627
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,008
I'd like to,
but there's a promise

1628
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,844
I have to keep
to an old friend.

1629
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:54,731
I understand.

1630
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,531
Don't worry. I'm sure we'll run
into each other again someday.

1631
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,170
It's a small galaxy.

1632
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:05,005
Well,
I suppose this is goodbye.

1633
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,968
You can let go now, Ratchet.

1634
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,845
Ah...

1635
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:15,921
(LAUGHS)

1636
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,402
MAN 1: Come on,
what's the holdup?

1637
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,126
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(HONKING)

1638
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,770
MAN 2: Paying good money
for this.

1639
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,330
MAN 3: I haven't got all day!

1640
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,487
(GROANS)

1641
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:30,925
<i>DALLAS ON TV:
And that was the scene today</i>

1642
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,368
<i>as thousands gathered to welcome
home the Galactic Rangers,</i>

1643
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:37,922
<i>making their triumphant return
from saving our galaxy.</i>

1644
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,886
<i>Grateful citizens gathered
at the famed Hall of Heroes</i>

1645
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:44,123
<i>to mark this day that will live
in hearts and minds forever.</i>

1646
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,487
<i>As for Private Qwark,
the recently demoted Ranger</i>

1647
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,245
<i>will embark upon
his galaxy-wide apology tour</i>

1648
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,687
<i>while shamelessly
promoting his new book,</i>

1649
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,127
Listen, I Said I
Was Sorry, All Right?

1650
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,929
<i>When asked for a comment, the
former captain had this to offer.</i>

1651
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,884
(INHALES)

1652
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:03,646
<i>Prepare to be blown away
by my epic humility.</i>

1653
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:09,491
<i>DALLAS: There was, however, one curious
absence from today's festivities,</i>

1654
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:13,724
<i>that of new Ranger sensation
and media darling, Ratchet,</i>

1655
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,327
<i>leaving this reporter
with one question.</i>

1656
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,927
<i>What does a Lombax do
after saving the galaxy?</i>

1657
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,968
<i>We may never know.</i>

1658
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,886
<i>And now, a story about a baby
glypod who can play the ukulele.</i>

1659
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,442
Come on,
we haven't got all day!

1660
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:31,126
We have 10 more proton
scrubs to do before lunch

1661
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,964
if we want to
stay on schedule!

1662
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,721
I've got to be honest,

1663
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,207
I kind of thought you'd be
so touched by the gesture,

1664
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:39,123
you'd call us even.

1665
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,928
Well, you thought wrong,
didn't you?

1666
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:46,842
Ah, keep your shirt on, I heard you.
You see these ears?

1667
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:53,246
ZED: Hey! Wait! Wait! Please wait for me!
I have abandonment issues!

1668
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,844
CLANK: Might I offer
a suggestion?

1669
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:04,927
Modifying that proton scrubber
with a Gadgetron quasar flash

1670
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,288
would increase your
efficiency by 47.4%.

1671
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,690
A quasar flash, huh?
Gee, I don't know.

1672
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,049
That kind of tech
takes two to operate.

1673
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:18,040
And Grim's not as nimble
as he used to be.

1674
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:21,443
Then perhaps I could
remain here and assist,

1675
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,841
if you do not mind me
staying around a while.

1676
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:24,921
You kidding?

1677
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,526
Things have been way too quiet
without you around.

1678
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,042
I do bring a certain level of
zing to the table, don't I?

1679
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,846
(CHUCKUNG)

1680
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,651
Yeah, Clank.
You're a real wild one.

1681
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:36,926
Speaking of which,

1682
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,527
am I to assume that you have
retired from the Galactic Rangers?

1683
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:44,407
Nah. Once a Ranger,
always a Ranger.

1684
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,209
Believe me,
the minute somebody tries

1685
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,726
to blow up another planet,
I'll be ready to go.

1686
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,246
But, hey, what are the odds
of that happening?

1687
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:55,446
Precisely 87,534 to one.

1688
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,721
RATCHET: Yep.
A real wild one.

1689
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,206
(BEEPING)

1690
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,161
(HUMMING)

1691
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:12,971
(DR. NEFARIOUS SCREAMING)

1692
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:22,566
(HUMMING)

1693
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,449
DR. NEFARIOUS:
No! Get away from me!

1694
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,803
Do not stick
that thing in...

1695
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:28,484
Oh! Oh! Oh!

1696
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:29,766
(SCREAMING)

1697
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,446
Quit trying to
repair me, you moron!

1698
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,525
I am not a robot!

1699
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,081
(LAUGHING)

1700
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:56,203
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1701
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:25,681
(CREAKING)

1702
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,043
Huh? Are you still here?

1703
01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:33,522
All the logos and doohickeys
already went by.

1704
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:37,169
That means it's over.
Move along.

1705
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,811
No extra little scene
at the end of the movie.

1706
01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:43,087
If I find out who
started that nonsense,

1707
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,288
why, I'm going to
plant my boot so far up...

1708
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,808
I said, beat it!

1709
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:48,881
Sheesh!