WEBVTT 1 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:07.762 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.810 [LIGHT SWITCHES CLICKING] 3 00:01:14.960 --> 00:01:16.724 [♪♪♪] 4 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:18.968 [YAWNS] 5 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.330 [SIGHS] 6 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:31.404 Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start! 7 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:33.927 Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song. Barry, wake up! 8 00:01:34.080 --> 00:01:35.491 What? What? I'm up. I'm up. 9 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:38.371 This song is such an awesome way to start every morning. 10 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:42.684 It's a nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do... 11 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.491 once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond. 12 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.210 God, I love them so fucking much. 13 00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:49.488 Oh, shit! Corn's about to start singing! 14 00:01:49.720 --> 00:01:52.883 - Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice! - You're the man, Corn! 15 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:55.401 You rule! Take it away, brah! 16 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:59.849 ♪ Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way ♪ 17 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:02.082 ♪ To you we pray ♪ 18 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:05.331 ♪ Dear gods We pledge our love to you ♪ 19 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:07.409 ♪ Forever more ♪ 20 00:02:07.880 --> 00:02:12.522 ♪ We always felt we had a special bond ♪ 21 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:15.809 ♪ Take us to the Great Beyond ♪ 22 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.681 ♪ Where we're sure Nothing bad happens to food ♪ 23 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.242 ♪ Once we're out the sliding doors Things will all be grand ♪ 24 00:02:23.440 --> 00:02:26.523 ♪ We will live our dreams together In the Promised Land ♪ 25 00:02:26.720 --> 00:02:30.088 ♪ The gods control our fate So we all know we're in good hands ♪ 26 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:35.883 ♪ We're super sure there's nothing shitty Waiting for us in the Great Beyond ♪ 27 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:40.927 ♪ And every aisle Thinks something different ♪ 28 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:43.526 Holy shit, I've been chosen! Ha-ha-ha. 29 00:02:43.720 --> 00:02:48.328 ♪ But to this we all agree ♪ 30 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.124 Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here! 31 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:57.050 ♪ Everyone else is fuckin' stupid ♪ 32 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:02.566 ♪ Except for those who think like me ♪ 33 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:04.529 - ♪ And me! ♪ - ♪ And me! ♪ 34 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:05.841 ♪ And me! ♪ 35 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:10.444 ♪ Out there For all eternity we'll meditate ♪ 36 00:03:10.600 --> 00:03:12.523 ♪ How fucking great ♪ 37 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:17.683 ♪ Out there We'll get to tea-bag every day at 4 ♪ 38 00:03:17.880 --> 00:03:18.881 - Pip! - Pip! 39 00:03:19.040 --> 00:03:23.125 ♪ We'll shove pimentos up our ass By Zeus ♪ 40 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.762 ♪ We'll exterminate the juice ♪ 41 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:32.330 ♪ Und subjugate The whole damn Great Beyond ♪ 42 00:03:34.480 --> 00:03:38.724 ♪ In here We keep our wieners in our packages ♪ 43 00:03:38.880 --> 00:03:41.121 ♪ That's how it is ♪ 44 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:42.806 ♪ It sucks ♪ 45 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:45.406 ♪ But that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pure ♪ 46 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:46.766 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 47 00:03:46.920 --> 00:03:51.130 ♪ But once we're out the doors It's not a sin ♪ 48 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:54.648 ♪ For us to let you Slip it in ♪ 49 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:58.850 ♪ In other words We finally get to fuck ♪ 50 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:00.570 - ♪ And love, and hug ♪ - ♪ And fuck, and fuck ♪ 51 00:04:00.760 --> 00:04:01.886 - ♪ And feel, and share ♪ - ♪ And fuck ♪ 52 00:04:02.040 --> 00:04:05.203 ♪ The gods will always care for us ♪ 53 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:08.684 ♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪ 54 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:11.525 ♪ We cannot overstate How confident we are ♪ 55 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:13.250 ♪ That our beliefs are accurate ♪ 56 00:04:13.440 --> 00:04:16.603 ♪ And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond ♪♪ 57 00:04:16.760 --> 00:04:19.047 Kiss my brownish-yellow ass! 58 00:04:19.200 --> 00:04:23.649 I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers! 59 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:28.490 WOMAN [OVER PA]: We need an extra cashier to the front, please. 60 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:35.925 Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow! 61 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:38.242 Dudes, basically every single sausage... 62 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:40.323 gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day. 63 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:44.485 By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son. 64 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:46.085 - Ba-bam. - Oh, my God, yes. 65 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:50.484 Ha-ha. More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd. 66 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:52.409 Ha-ha. Troy, that's funny. 67 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.331 You see, this is why I can't wait for the Great Beyond. 68 00:04:55.520 --> 00:04:59.491 We'll all be equal, and then jerks like Troy won't be picking on me all the time... 69 00:04:59.640 --> 00:05:01.130 on account of my abnormality. 70 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:04.529 Whatever, Barry. You're different, and that makes you weird. 71 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:05.761 [LAUGHING] 72 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:10.164 Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit. And don't forget, you've got girth. 73 00:05:10.320 --> 00:05:13.244 That's way more important than length. You're a fucking champ. 74 00:05:13.400 --> 00:05:16.449 You know, I am girthy. I could fill a bun. They'll know I'm there. 75 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:20.082 I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me. 76 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.402 - FRANK: Shit, it's the Dark Lord! - CARL: Oh, no. He's coming. 77 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:24.324 No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear! 78 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.084 I'm still fresh! 79 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:27.401 - Did he see us? - No way. 80 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.289 - We're fucked, bros! - Oh, God, no! 81 00:05:29.440 --> 00:05:31.090 Take anyone but us, please! 82 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:33.004 - Oh, no! No! - No! 83 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.889 - No! No! - Why us? 84 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.924 Fuck you, wienies. 85 00:05:37.080 --> 00:05:38.605 [ALL SCREAM] 86 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.804 Fuck, I hate this fucking job! 87 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:47.048 Ah, phew. You okay? Everyone okay? 88 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:49.561 That's super fucked up about Bill and those guys. 89 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:52.963 They stayed in their package, followed all the guidelines of the song. 90 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:55.481 - What do they get? - We're not supposed to understand... 91 00:05:55.640 --> 00:05:58.689 the will of the gods. They work in mysterious ways. 92 00:05:58.840 --> 00:06:03.004 Since we base our lives on the song, it might be nice if there was some proof. 93 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:05.925 Proof? All the proof you need is right in front of you. 94 00:06:06.080 --> 00:06:07.445 Look at these big old buns. 95 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:08.681 [WHISTLING] 96 00:06:08.840 --> 00:06:12.401 CARL: Yeah! You know it, baby. Work those buns! 97 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:16.127 All of you. All day, "err" day. 98 00:06:16.280 --> 00:06:19.329 Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat. 99 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:23.605 Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by you? 100 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.771 Here's my impression of that: 101 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:30.289 "Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him. I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is." 102 00:06:30.440 --> 00:06:33.842 It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit for a quick 15 seconds. You're like: 103 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:35.081 [GRUNTING] 104 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:36.605 And then you slump over. 105 00:06:36.760 --> 00:06:38.489 I mean, honestly, guys... 106 00:06:38.640 --> 00:06:42.486 who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them? Huh? 107 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:45.723 Roberta, put your fucking hand down. You're ruining my joke. 108 00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:48.366 See? Nobody. That's who. 109 00:06:48.520 --> 00:06:49.646 [ALL LAUGHING] 110 00:06:49.840 --> 00:06:55.927 Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend, um... 111 00:06:56.080 --> 00:06:57.206 she's a fucking cunt. 112 00:06:57.360 --> 00:06:59.488 Shut up. She's fresh as fuck, and you know it. 113 00:06:59.640 --> 00:07:03.645 I don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun. There's plenty of buns. 114 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:06.201 Because I believe in bunogomy. I'm a bunogamist. 115 00:07:06.400 --> 00:07:10.291 And when a bun this fresh is into you, all you ask is when and how deep. 116 00:07:10.440 --> 00:07:11.441 And the answer is: 117 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:14.888 As soon as we get to the Great Beyond and as deep as she'll let me. 118 00:07:15.080 --> 00:07:16.241 I'm gonna talk to her. 119 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:19.085 Hey, Brenda. What up, girl? Heh-heh. 120 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:21.402 Sorry about those guys. Such dicks, right? 121 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:22.925 CARL: I can hear you, dude. 122 00:07:23.080 --> 00:07:24.081 Shut up. Fuck you. 123 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:28.086 So looks like tomorrow's the big day, huh? Heh-heh. 124 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:30.766 You and me, finally gonna be official. 125 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:33.161 I'm so happy the gods put our packages together. 126 00:07:33.320 --> 00:07:34.845 It's because we belong together. 127 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:36.843 It's like we were made for each other. 128 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.766 I can't wait to finally just get up in there. Just raw-dog it. 129 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:43.924 But, full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this. 130 00:07:44.080 --> 00:07:46.526 I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens. 131 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:49.684 I've obviously never been in a bun before, so... 132 00:07:49.840 --> 00:07:52.684 Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up. 133 00:07:52.840 --> 00:07:55.127 I mean, look how tight I am. 134 00:07:55.440 --> 00:07:56.646 Oh, sweet fucking fuck. 135 00:07:56.800 --> 00:08:00.850 Look, okay, I know it's against the rules, but I can't wait anymore. 136 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.088 I need to just feel you. 137 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.163 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 138 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:07.005 - Just the tips? - Just the tips? 139 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:10.604 - I can't believe we're doing this. - I know. We're so naughty. 140 00:08:12.080 --> 00:08:15.527 It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips. 141 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:18.326 No. No, no, no. No, no, no. 142 00:08:19.880 --> 00:08:21.325 BOTH: Ah. 143 00:08:21.760 --> 00:08:23.285 FRANK: Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there. 144 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:25.767 - BRENDA: Big tip. - Oh, you wouldn't dare. 145 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:27.968 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Management to Cash 5. 146 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:30.407 Management to Cash 5. 147 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:32.881 I meant to buy a normal mustard. When I got home... 148 00:08:33.040 --> 00:08:34.849 I realized I bought honey mustard. 149 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:38.049 - Is it cool if I just go swap it? - I don't give a flying fuck. 150 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:40.362 [♪♪♪] 151 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.010 [HONEY MUSTARD SOBBING] 152 00:08:43.160 --> 00:08:46.448 Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy! 153 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:48.887 Did you go to the Great Beyond? 154 00:08:49.040 --> 00:08:52.567 Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me. 155 00:08:52.760 --> 00:08:54.489 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 156 00:08:54.640 --> 00:08:57.371 - What happened? - Oh, I'll tell you what fucking happened. 157 00:08:57.520 --> 00:09:00.729 I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond... 158 00:09:00.880 --> 00:09:03.326 - ...you dumb, red piece of shit! - What the f...? 159 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:05.602 As soon as we got out those doors... 160 00:09:05.760 --> 00:09:06.921 [BIRD SCREECHES] 161 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:10.004 So you have learned the terrible truth. 162 00:09:10.160 --> 00:09:11.161 Congratulations! 163 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:14.842 Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep. 164 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:16.331 I swear to God. 165 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:18.323 Oh, my God! Did you guys just hear that? 166 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:20.403 What? What are you looking at? 167 00:09:20.560 --> 00:09:23.530 He's gone. Where the fuck did he go? 168 00:09:23.680 --> 00:09:26.365 I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. 169 00:09:26.520 --> 00:09:29.569 Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. Nobody fucking touch me! 170 00:09:29.720 --> 00:09:34.487 Attention, shoppers. The store is closing in five minutes. Get out. 171 00:09:34.640 --> 00:09:37.166 FRANK: Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one. 172 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.528 - Stand up straight, boys! - Hey! 173 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:42.326 Over here! Choose us! 174 00:09:42.680 --> 00:09:43.841 [SAUSAGES CLAMORING] 175 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.161 We're chosen! 176 00:09:45.560 --> 00:09:48.484 FRANK: Pick us! Pick our package! 177 00:09:48.640 --> 00:09:50.404 [♪♪♪] 178 00:09:50.560 --> 00:09:51.561 Brenda! 179 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.085 Frank! 180 00:09:53.280 --> 00:09:55.931 Oh, man. I'm freaking out. My heart's racing. 181 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:58.890 I'm having an out-of-sausage experience. Yes! 182 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:01.051 BRENDA: Choose us! Look at us! 183 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:02.241 Oh, please, god. 184 00:10:02.400 --> 00:10:04.562 - Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes! - FRANK: Please, god. 185 00:10:07.040 --> 00:10:08.087 - Nice! - Whoo! 186 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:11.323 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Yes! Frank, we've been chosen together. 187 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:12.606 Fucking A! Yeah! 188 00:10:12.760 --> 00:10:14.000 This is so cool! 189 00:10:14.520 --> 00:10:17.330 - I'm chosen! I got chosen! - Going to the Promised Land! 190 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:19.050 I'm on my way! 191 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:21.362 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 192 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:23.487 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 193 00:10:23.680 --> 00:10:26.445 Yo! Oh, fuck, yeah, dude. 194 00:10:26.640 --> 00:10:29.371 Somebody call a doctor because, honestly, this beat is sick. 195 00:10:29.560 --> 00:10:33.690 - Actually, I feel great. Real healthy. - Not you, the beat. The song, bro. 196 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:35.444 [GRUNTING TO THE BEAT] 197 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:37.568 - Oh, shit, Chips! - Huh? 198 00:10:37.760 --> 00:10:40.286 C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips. 199 00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:43.569 I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie. 200 00:10:43.920 --> 00:10:47.367 I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro. 201 00:10:47.520 --> 00:10:49.090 Oh, come on. 202 00:10:49.280 --> 00:10:53.524 No, I'm just messing with you, bro. But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro. 203 00:10:54.160 --> 00:10:56.561 Oh, what's up? Yo, are you pink all the way through? 204 00:10:56.800 --> 00:10:57.801 - Ew. - Ha-ha-ha. 205 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:01.362 I'm fucking with you, but also serious. Is there a different color inside? 206 00:11:01.520 --> 00:11:03.170 Unh! What are you, even? 207 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:06.642 What do you mean, what am I, dude? I'm a fucking douche! 208 00:11:06.800 --> 00:11:09.610 You know how long I've been waiting up in this motherfucker? 209 00:11:09.760 --> 00:11:13.970 I was starting to worry the gods didn't want douches no more, but look at her. 210 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:15.610 She's a fucking 10, bro. 211 00:11:15.760 --> 00:11:18.047 The G-O-D is D-T-D... 212 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:19.804 dude. Down to douche. 213 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:21.680 "Lavash, sausages..." 214 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:23.365 Oh, honey mustard. 215 00:11:23.520 --> 00:11:24.931 [SOBBING] 216 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:26.246 What? No. 217 00:11:26.400 --> 00:11:28.084 This can't be happening. Not again. 218 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:30.368 Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck. 219 00:11:30.560 --> 00:11:32.722 Get your hands off of me. Get off of me! 220 00:11:32.920 --> 00:11:35.241 - Fecking gobshite! - POPPED CHERRY MIXER: Back off! 221 00:11:35.400 --> 00:11:37.482 HONEY MUSTARD: You don't even know what you're celebrating. 222 00:11:37.640 --> 00:11:39.608 You're celebrating your doom! 223 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:43.647 Wake up! They're lying to your fucking faces! 224 00:11:43.800 --> 00:11:46.201 The Great Beyond is bullshit! 225 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:49.569 - Why isn't anybody listening to me? - Hey, buddy, are you all right? 226 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:51.210 No, I'm not all right. 227 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:53.681 It's all a lie. Everything you've been told. 228 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:57.162 - Everything you believe in. - Honey Mustard, you acting cray-cray! 229 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:00.967 We shouldn't be talking to this asshole. Everyone knows Honey Mustard's weird. 230 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:05.125 What is he? Honey? Is he mustard? Like, make up your mind or just kill yourself. 231 00:12:05.280 --> 00:12:07.203 You fucking idiots. I've been there. 232 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:10.091 I've seen that shit, and there ain't no way I'm going back. 233 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:12.208 Wait, you've been to the Great Beyond? 234 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:13.646 "Great," my asshole! 235 00:12:13.800 --> 00:12:16.724 Everything we've ever known is a dirt-covered pile of shit... 236 00:12:16.920 --> 00:12:19.082 jacking off in our fucking faces... 237 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:21.402 covering our eyes with their come... 238 00:12:21.560 --> 00:12:24.245 so come-covered we can't fucking see! 239 00:12:24.400 --> 00:12:29.281 We don't know! We don't know they're jerking off into our eyes! Our faces! 240 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:32.091 BRENDA: Shut up. The gods are gonna hear you talking about them... 241 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:35.767 They ain't gods. They're monsters! Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! 242 00:12:35.920 --> 00:12:37.763 They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice. 243 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:39.809 Fuck you, gods! 244 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:43.362 I've got a date with oblivion. 245 00:12:43.520 --> 00:12:46.888 Whoa, just chill. Just get down from the fucking... Aah! 246 00:12:47.040 --> 00:12:49.088 BARRY: Oh, shit! He's out of the package! 247 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:50.287 Barry, help! 248 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:53.046 - Oh, fuck, Carl, what do we do? - I don't know! 249 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.806 I can't reach him. I'm giving it everything I have. 250 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:57.286 - Frank! - Brenda. 251 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:59.920 Oh, my God! Brenda's out of the package! 252 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.929 - I got you! Hold on! Hold on! - FRANK: I can't hold on! 253 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.248 My little glove! It's slipping off! 254 00:13:07.560 --> 00:13:12.566 Look at you, following all their rules. You have no idea what's coming. 255 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:16.805 What is that in reference to? What's coming? Be more specific, please! 256 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:19.247 You want proof? Talk to Firewater. 257 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.331 That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on. 258 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.088 - Unh! - No! 259 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:26.930 [LAUGHING] 260 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:29.803 - Oh, my God. - Did you see that? 261 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:32.605 [GROCERIES SCREAMING] 262 00:13:32.760 --> 00:13:34.171 LAVASH: Donkey fucker! 263 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:40.007 Frank! 264 00:13:40.160 --> 00:13:41.685 [♪♪♪] 265 00:13:41.880 --> 00:13:43.484 [SCREAMS] 266 00:13:44.040 --> 00:13:45.849 [MOANING] 267 00:13:48.560 --> 00:13:50.403 DOUCHE: Oh, no. Bro! 268 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:52.807 Douche down! 269 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:54.883 I'm out of my fucking box! 270 00:13:55.040 --> 00:13:56.769 CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP: Cream of Mushroom? 271 00:13:57.280 --> 00:13:58.691 Are you there? 272 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:01.722 [THUDDING AND RUMBLING] 273 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:05.482 Wake up! I'm nothing without you! 274 00:14:05.640 --> 00:14:06.880 [SOBBING] 275 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:09.083 Get up! We gotta go! 276 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:18.931 - FRANK: Uhn! - Frank! Move your fucking ass! 277 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:22.647 [FOOD CLAMORING] 278 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.126 - Help! - Oh, my God! 279 00:14:25.680 --> 00:14:27.170 GRAPE: Frank, run! 280 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:29.482 - CHIPS: I can't! - Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro! 281 00:14:29.680 --> 00:14:32.206 Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on! Pump those legs! 282 00:14:32.400 --> 00:14:34.402 [SCREAMING] 283 00:14:37.560 --> 00:14:39.085 Oh, my God! 284 00:14:39.880 --> 00:14:42.247 Look out! Get to the wall! 285 00:14:45.800 --> 00:14:49.521 Hey. I... Sorry, I accidentally dropped a few things back there. 286 00:14:49.680 --> 00:14:52.763 Except for that douche. I don't know whose that is. 287 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:56.881 Cleanup on Aisle 2. This MILF dropped a douche. 288 00:14:57.080 --> 00:14:59.560 Oh. "MILF." Thank you so much. 289 00:14:59.760 --> 00:15:02.491 Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, no. Frank. 290 00:15:02.640 --> 00:15:06.804 Well, Barry, I guess now you're weird and a pussy. 291 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:08.883 Add that to your list of accomplishments. 292 00:15:09.040 --> 00:15:11.407 [SAUSAGES LAUGHING] 293 00:15:11.800 --> 00:15:13.529 BARRY: Frank! 294 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:15.802 No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait. 295 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:18.406 Please hold up. No, don't go. 296 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:20.682 Come on. I can still get up in there! 297 00:15:22.560 --> 00:15:23.971 I could still... 298 00:15:24.280 --> 00:15:26.681 get up in there. 299 00:15:32.160 --> 00:15:33.969 Oh, my God. 300 00:15:34.160 --> 00:15:37.721 My nozz! My motherfucking nozz! 301 00:15:37.880 --> 00:15:39.211 - FRANK: You okay? - I think so. 302 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:41.328 Yo, did you two do this to me? 303 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:46.128 Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly fucked up? 304 00:15:46.280 --> 00:15:47.691 Whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy. 305 00:15:47.880 --> 00:15:51.043 Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry. You should be happy you're alive. 306 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:53.362 Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off. 307 00:15:53.520 --> 00:15:55.522 Peanut Butter's wife is dead. Look at him. 308 00:15:55.720 --> 00:15:59.406 Jelly! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this. 309 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:02.524 You think I give a fuck about PB or J? 310 00:16:02.680 --> 00:16:05.729 Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass. How you like them apples? 311 00:16:05.880 --> 00:16:07.769 - APPLE: Who, us? - No, not you. 312 00:16:07.920 --> 00:16:09.160 Come at me, bros. 313 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:11.169 Come at you? What does that mean? 314 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:13.562 Fine. You won't come at me? 315 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:16.291 Well, then, guess who's coming at you. 316 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:17.441 Me. 317 00:16:17.640 --> 00:16:19.369 Yaah! 318 00:16:19.560 --> 00:16:21.005 BRENDA: Look out! 319 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:25.571 DOUCHE: No! 320 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:28.202 [SCREAMING] 321 00:16:35.520 --> 00:16:37.204 [BRENDA PANTING] 322 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:39.010 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 323 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:40.690 Um... 324 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:45.089 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Attention, shoppers. The store's closed. 325 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:48.487 [SIGHS] 326 00:16:48.640 --> 00:16:51.291 - You saved me! - Well, yeah. Had to do something. 327 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:53.442 I can't believe you got out of your package. 328 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:56.444 You would have gone to the Great Beyond. You'd be there now. 329 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:58.921 There is no Great Beyond without you, Frank. 330 00:16:59.120 --> 00:17:00.167 [♪♪♪] 331 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:04.041 Well, according to Honey Mustard, there might not be a Great Beyond at all. 332 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.806 - Frank, don't say that! - Did you hear what he said? 333 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:09.367 Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking about the gods... 334 00:17:09.520 --> 00:17:12.808 all over our faces, and then I saw him die. 335 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:16.328 Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips? 336 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.130 What? No! There's no way. 337 00:17:18.280 --> 00:17:21.090 "Just the tips." What were we thinking? 338 00:17:21.320 --> 00:17:24.961 It wasn't even that... I mean, it was fine. It's not like anyone writes home... 339 00:17:25.120 --> 00:17:27.885 - ...and says, "God, I had the best tip." - LAVASH: Get away from me. 340 00:17:28.040 --> 00:17:29.121 Don't touch me. 341 00:17:29.280 --> 00:17:32.568 It was you. You cocksucking bagel fuckface! 342 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:33.721 Hey! Watch it! 343 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.521 You pushed me out of the cart. No surprise there, huh? 344 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:41.446 A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again. 345 00:17:41.600 --> 00:17:44.080 I pushed you? What are you, nuts? 346 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:46.288 Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist. 347 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:49.091 The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. 348 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:53.450 Even that I didn't push, you know. I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. 349 00:17:53.600 --> 00:17:55.090 I reached out in a panic. 350 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:57.527 It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me. 351 00:17:57.720 --> 00:17:59.210 I was just trying to save Frank. 352 00:17:59.360 --> 00:18:00.521 Who is Frank? You? 353 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:03.121 - Yeah, I'm Frank. - The fault is yours, then, huh? 354 00:18:03.280 --> 00:18:06.011 I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 355 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:10.688 Well, it did. And now you and your stupid, useless bun have fucked us all. 356 00:18:10.840 --> 00:18:13.127 Hey, who you calling useless, you flappy fuck? 357 00:18:13.320 --> 00:18:15.322 Sausage, control your insolent bun. 358 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:16.970 And cover her up already. 359 00:18:17.120 --> 00:18:18.849 - Show some modesty, woman. - Ooh! 360 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:22.686 Hey, hey. Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please? 361 00:18:22.840 --> 00:18:25.684 Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable. 362 00:18:25.840 --> 00:18:29.401 I'm Sammy Bagel Jr. You know, I'm happy to meet all of you. 363 00:18:29.560 --> 00:18:33.849 - Except for this meshuggener cunt here. - Hi, I'm Brenda. Brenda Bunson. 364 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:35.764 Oh, wow. Really? 365 00:18:35.920 --> 00:18:37.604 Well, fuck all of you! 366 00:18:37.800 --> 00:18:40.963 I am Kareem Abdul Lavash! 367 00:18:41.120 --> 00:18:43.646 And what I currently care about is that I have been... 368 00:18:43.800 --> 00:18:48.522 completely and utterly fucked out of being in the Great Beyond. 369 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:53.442 I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil... 370 00:18:53.600 --> 00:18:55.090 waiting for me. 371 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:58.403 I am destined to soak up their sweet juices... 372 00:18:58.560 --> 00:19:01.291 as they dribble down my flaps. 373 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:06.688 Okay. Look, guys, here's what I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles. 374 00:19:06.840 --> 00:19:10.083 We sneak into another package and still be fresh enough to get chosen. 375 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:13.403 Okay, let's climb to the top of the shelf here. And... 376 00:19:13.560 --> 00:19:14.607 [GRUNTS] 377 00:19:14.760 --> 00:19:16.649 then we'll get a lay of the land... 378 00:19:16.840 --> 00:19:19.730 and we'll figure out where we're going. Come on. 379 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:22.406 As long as the bagel stays away from me, I accept. 380 00:19:22.560 --> 00:19:25.450 Oh, believe me, asshole, I'll keep my distance. 381 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:27.642 [♪♪♪] 382 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:35.891 [GRUNTS] 383 00:19:37.280 --> 00:19:38.725 [PANTING] 384 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.405 Oh! 385 00:19:42.280 --> 00:19:46.490 No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro. 386 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:52.010 Look at you. Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz. 387 00:19:52.280 --> 00:19:55.124 Oh, great. You're leaking all your juice out. 388 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:56.965 Can I ask you a question, me? 389 00:19:57.120 --> 00:20:00.806 Why would a god let you up in her smooth, perfect sliz... 390 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.725 when you can't even squirt? 391 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.405 You got nothing to squirt! 392 00:20:05.600 --> 00:20:07.602 [GRUNTING] 393 00:20:08.600 --> 00:20:11.206 I got no purpose. 394 00:20:11.360 --> 00:20:13.761 I'm nothing! 395 00:20:14.520 --> 00:20:16.010 Oh, God. 396 00:20:16.160 --> 00:20:17.764 JUICE BOX: Is someone there? 397 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:20.682 [MOANING AND COUGHING] 398 00:20:24.360 --> 00:20:26.408 JUICE BOX: Help me, someone. 399 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:29.610 Help me. Help me. 400 00:20:30.840 --> 00:20:31.887 Help. 401 00:20:32.080 --> 00:20:35.448 What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh, bro? 402 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:38.242 And right out of your fucking dingle. 403 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:39.447 [COUGHING] 404 00:20:39.600 --> 00:20:40.931 Fucking sucks, right? 405 00:20:41.080 --> 00:20:44.323 Dying. So cold. 406 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:46.130 Oh. Uh-oh. 407 00:20:46.280 --> 00:20:47.520 - Light bulb. - Yes? 408 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:49.722 No, not fucking you, dummy. 409 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.201 I think I might be forming some beginnings... 410 00:20:52.360 --> 00:20:56.809 of what could be the flower that blossoms into an idea. 411 00:20:57.560 --> 00:21:02.168 If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. 412 00:21:03.560 --> 00:21:04.607 [SLURPING] 413 00:21:04.760 --> 00:21:07.240 [JUICE BOX GRUNTING] 414 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:12.162 Fuck. This is some next-level shit, dude. 415 00:21:12.360 --> 00:21:13.691 You fucking like that? 416 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:16.481 I'm juicing up! 417 00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:18.684 [GRUNTING] 418 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:24.209 [LAUGHING] 419 00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:27.449 I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro. 420 00:21:28.840 --> 00:21:31.127 [LAUGHING] 421 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:35.241 I got a new purpose now. 422 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:37.084 Revenge! 423 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:42.007 Where's that fucking sausage? Because this douche is DTFSU. 424 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:46.006 Down to fuck a sausage up! 425 00:21:47.040 --> 00:21:51.284 I'm coming for you! 426 00:21:53.760 --> 00:21:57.731 LAVASH: First you come into our aisle and occupy more and more shelf space. 427 00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:01.527 You even have settlements now on the west shelf that you claim as your own. 428 00:22:01.680 --> 00:22:04.001 Oh, look, it's not our fault we needed a homeland. 429 00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:07.004 The sauerkraut kicked us out of every decent aisle. 430 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:10.004 They tried to send us to the barbeque section, for God's sake. 431 00:22:10.160 --> 00:22:13.004 - We were displaced. - Don't you talk to me about displacement! 432 00:22:13.160 --> 00:22:15.606 My good friend Tabouli was ousted from his shelf... 433 00:22:15.760 --> 00:22:19.207 just to make room for that braided idiot, Challah. 434 00:22:19.400 --> 00:22:23.086 Wow, I can't... Frank, Brenda, come on, are you guys gonna weigh in here? 435 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:24.730 I mean, whose side are you on? 436 00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:28.043 This isn't just about me. I mean, first they come for the bagels... 437 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:32.370 I don't know. Isn't there room for both of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle. 438 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:35.248 [BOTH LAUGHING] 439 00:22:35.400 --> 00:22:37.402 - Yeah. Both, sure. - What a dumb sausage! 440 00:22:37.560 --> 00:22:39.528 Like we can coexist! 441 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:42.047 - SAMMY: That's good material. - Room for both of us! 442 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:44.407 Holy shit. 443 00:22:44.600 --> 00:22:46.602 [♪♪♪] 444 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:56.841 Holy fucksticks. We are "ray-ray" far from home. 445 00:22:57.040 --> 00:22:59.202 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 446 00:22:59.360 --> 00:23:00.600 FRANK: Liquor aisle. 447 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:03.208 Firewater. 448 00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:07.286 From here, it seems like the best route is probably to go through the liquor aisle. 449 00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:08.680 So shall we? 450 00:23:08.840 --> 00:23:11.684 What? It kind of seems out of the way. Are you sure? 451 00:23:11.840 --> 00:23:13.490 Yeah. Totally sure. 452 00:23:13.640 --> 00:23:17.326 Okay, because the way you're saying it doesn't sound like you're too confident. 453 00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:20.563 - Oh. Uh, yeah, trust me. - Oh, okay, there we go. 454 00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.722 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 455 00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:30.084 ♪ Who wants to dance now! Come on, let's rock! ♪ 456 00:23:30.320 --> 00:23:32.243 [CANS SHOUTING] 457 00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:34.402 [WHOOPING] 458 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:39.169 [SCREAMS] 459 00:23:39.360 --> 00:23:40.805 [YELLS THEN WHOOPS] 460 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:42.166 Kegger! 461 00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:45.091 Holy shit. Look at this place. 462 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:46.969 It's fucking crazy! 463 00:23:47.120 --> 00:23:51.125 Are you seeing this? They're all out of their packages. What are they doing? 464 00:23:51.320 --> 00:23:53.049 This is a place of unparalleled sin! 465 00:23:53.240 --> 00:23:56.767 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Didn't see you there. Sorry. 466 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.208 Don't mind me. Just minding my own business. Just passing through. 467 00:24:00.360 --> 00:24:03.807 [IN JAMAICAN ACCENT] Hey, bun! Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance? 468 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:06.885 [IN FOREIGN ACCENT] No, thank you, mon. I'm quite irie... 469 00:24:07.040 --> 00:24:09.884 just being left alone over here, don't you know? 470 00:24:10.040 --> 00:24:11.769 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, boy. That was Irish. 471 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:13.410 Holy shit! 472 00:24:16.080 --> 00:24:18.401 What a crazy coincidence! This is Firewater's cave! 473 00:24:18.600 --> 00:24:21.285 This is what Honey Mustard was talking about. We should go. 474 00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:25.724 Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just be out here dry-humping this 40-ouncer. 475 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:27.564 Not! Yeah, I said "not." 476 00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:31.520 That's how serious I am. We can't piss the gods off any more than we already have. 477 00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:34.081 Okay, I totally get you don't wanna go in there. 478 00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:39.446 I'll tell you what. I'll go in super-duper fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes. 479 00:24:39.600 --> 00:24:42.001 Fine. Five minutes. Be fast. 480 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:43.321 And careful. 481 00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:46.131 - Mostly fast. We have to go. - Thank you. You're the best. 482 00:24:46.280 --> 00:24:48.089 I'll meet you at the end of the aisle. 483 00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.360 - BEER 1: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - BEER 2: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 484 00:24:54.080 --> 00:24:55.286 FIREWATER: Hiya, how are ya 485 00:24:55.440 --> 00:25:03.006 Hiya, how are ya Hiya, how are ya 486 00:25:03.760 --> 00:25:07.526 Hiya. How are ya? 487 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.047 I'm Frank. Are you Firewater? 488 00:25:10.560 --> 00:25:13.643 - Mm-hm. - What are you doing in this cave? 489 00:25:14.800 --> 00:25:18.885 I am the original inhabitant of this land. 490 00:25:19.040 --> 00:25:23.045 My kind once had a pristine aisle. 491 00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:25.806 Majestic and untouched. 492 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.002 Then we were driven out of it... 493 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:31.323 by a bunch of goddamn fucking crackers! 494 00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:33.528 Oh, yeah. The crackers. 495 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:36.206 They do have a nice aisle. 496 00:25:36.360 --> 00:25:40.649 Okay, anyway, look. I was told that you might have some answers? 497 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:43.162 Answers I have. 498 00:25:43.320 --> 00:25:44.321 But first... 499 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.161 I must know the question. 500 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:51.768 Okay. Well, before I saw him jump to his death... 501 00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:55.720 Honey Mustard said the Great Beyond is bullshit and the gods are monsters. 502 00:25:56.520 --> 00:25:59.171 And I always kind of thought that it didn't quite add up. 503 00:25:59.320 --> 00:26:04.281 So I guess my question is, what really happens in the Great Beyond? 504 00:26:05.960 --> 00:26:08.122 To find that which you seek... 505 00:26:08.280 --> 00:26:10.726 all you must do is look deep... 506 00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:13.526 into my bag of wonderment. 507 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:15.245 Whoa. 508 00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:20.845 I don't see anything. 509 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:23.924 Deeper. 510 00:26:24.280 --> 00:26:25.520 Deeper. 511 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:28.047 Put your whole head in the bag there. There you go. 512 00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:30.202 Just say when. I'm just gonna keep going in. 513 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.402 FIREWATER: Guys! Get out here! Help me kill this prick. 514 00:26:32.560 --> 00:26:35.166 GRITS: This motherfucker knows too much. We gotta off his ass! 515 00:26:35.360 --> 00:26:37.761 FIREWATER: Someone hand me a blade. I'll gut this cocksucker! 516 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:41.527 TWINK: No! If we kill him, we are no better than the gods. 517 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:43.887 FIREWATER: Ah... He is right. 518 00:26:44.080 --> 00:26:46.082 Take off the bag of wonderment. 519 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:47.730 [GASPING] 520 00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:49.047 Who are you? 521 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:53.603 We the nonperishables, motherfucker. 522 00:26:53.760 --> 00:26:55.649 We never expire. 523 00:26:55.840 --> 00:26:57.080 We are... 524 00:26:57.240 --> 00:26:58.526 immortal. 525 00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:00.768 This here's Twink and Grits. 526 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:04.003 They call me Mr. Grits. 527 00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:05.810 Yeah, Mr. Grits. Yeah, whatever. 528 00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:08.645 - You told him about the crackers? - Yeah, I told him. 529 00:27:08.800 --> 00:27:12.122 You don't even wanna hear what they did to Mr. Grits over here. 530 00:27:12.280 --> 00:27:13.361 Fuck the crackers. 531 00:27:13.520 --> 00:27:16.763 I'm gonna fuck them crackers right in the crack of they cracker asses. 532 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:18.331 Cracker-ass crackers. 533 00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:20.562 Why kill me? All I did was ask what happens... 534 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:24.008 in the Great Beyond. Jeez! What's the big whoop? 535 00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:27.761 We can't tell this sausage motherfucker the truth. We just met his ass. 536 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:33.290 He basically knows it already. Maybe it's time to end this. 537 00:27:33.760 --> 00:27:37.162 I am tired of all of the lies. 538 00:27:37.760 --> 00:27:40.570 Prepare yourself. For you're about to learn... 539 00:27:40.760 --> 00:27:44.651 the terrible truth. Does anybody want a hit before we get into this? 540 00:27:44.800 --> 00:27:45.801 - Twink? - Nah, I'm cool. 541 00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.167 - GRITS: Shit, if we smoking, I'll hit it. - That's what I thought. 542 00:27:48.320 --> 00:27:50.129 Pass the weed, motherfucker. 543 00:27:50.320 --> 00:27:51.765 [TOOTING] 544 00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:52.967 Goddamn! 545 00:27:53.120 --> 00:27:55.168 [COUGHS THEN WHOOPS] 546 00:27:55.360 --> 00:27:57.488 - This indica? - Nah, man. Sativa. 547 00:27:57.640 --> 00:27:59.130 It's good shit. Clean high. 548 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:01.241 Oh, no, thanks. 549 00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:05.928 Trust me. What you're about to hear, you'll want some. 550 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:11.411 [TOOTING] 551 00:28:11.560 --> 00:28:13.562 [COUGHING] 552 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:17.211 Fifty-five minutes. 553 00:28:17.360 --> 00:28:18.964 I know. Where is he? 554 00:28:19.120 --> 00:28:23.523 Wa-ha-ha. Looks like you got ditched, bun. Ha-ha. 555 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.405 He wouldn't ditch me, dumbass. He's my boyfriend. I mean... 556 00:28:26.600 --> 00:28:29.763 we touched T-I-Ps. Ha-ha-ha. 557 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:30.967 ♪ We touched tips ♪ 558 00:28:31.120 --> 00:28:32.121 [CHUCKLES] 559 00:28:32.280 --> 00:28:34.965 ♪ Just the tips Oh, we touched our tips ♪ 560 00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:38.404 Sorry, I don't know why I'm singing. 561 00:28:38.560 --> 00:28:41.803 ♪ Sometimes I get nervous And I'll sing! ♪♪ 562 00:28:42.120 --> 00:28:44.248 Maybe that's why he ditched you. 563 00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:48.166 Your loose morals are revolting, tip-toucher! 564 00:28:48.320 --> 00:28:52.564 You don't think that because I'm out of the package he thinks I'm not pure? 565 00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:55.963 God. I didn't want to say it, but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling. 566 00:28:56.120 --> 00:28:57.610 Excuse me. 567 00:28:57.760 --> 00:29:00.161 - Are you a bun? - Uh... 568 00:29:00.320 --> 00:29:01.606 Yeah, I am. Why? 569 00:29:01.800 --> 00:29:03.962 And you've been traveling with a sausage? 570 00:29:04.120 --> 00:29:05.929 Yes! Yes, I have! Have you seen him? 571 00:29:06.080 --> 00:29:08.890 I have! He's looking for you in my aisle. 572 00:29:09.040 --> 00:29:12.283 He's right this way. I can take you to him, chica. 573 00:29:12.840 --> 00:29:15.650 I take you to him real good. 574 00:29:15.800 --> 00:29:17.802 [LAUGHING] 575 00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:22.046 All right, vámonos. Let's go. 576 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:23.770 I am to be trusted. 577 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.922 [LAUGHING] 578 00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:35.202 [♪♪♪] 579 00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:43.283 SAMMY: Yeah. This has a nice south-of-the-border vibe. Heh. 580 00:29:44.080 --> 00:29:47.004 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 581 00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:49.162 [CHATTERING STOPS] 582 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:52.126 [CHATTERING RESUMES] 583 00:29:52.280 --> 00:29:56.763 Okay, you go over there and you sit at the bar right there, okay? 584 00:29:56.920 --> 00:29:59.082 You can't move a muscle, okay? 585 00:29:59.280 --> 00:30:01.089 I'll be right back, all right? 586 00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:02.810 [LAUGHING] 587 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:04.530 Okay. 588 00:30:05.320 --> 00:30:09.405 And bless me, Santa Chimichanga, and protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen. 589 00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.005 BRENDA: Oh, sorry. 590 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:12.247 Excuse me. 591 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:14.084 [GASPS THEN SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 592 00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:15.730 The bun. 593 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:19.327 The one he's been searching for. She's here. 594 00:30:20.360 --> 00:30:22.203 And she's beautiful. 595 00:30:22.360 --> 00:30:23.407 [♪♪♪] 596 00:30:26.120 --> 00:30:27.451 [GROWLS] 597 00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:29.887 Is it me or is everyone looking at us? 598 00:30:30.040 --> 00:30:31.246 [TERESA SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 599 00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:32.970 - h, hi. It's nice to meet... - Shh. 600 00:30:33.120 --> 00:30:35.691 Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural. 601 00:30:35.840 --> 00:30:37.490 - Oh, okay. - Listen. 602 00:30:37.800 --> 00:30:39.290 My name is Teresa Del Taco. 603 00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:41.209 And you are in grande danger. 604 00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:44.324 This is a trap! You must to come with me. Now! 605 00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:47.484 All right. I got them right here, amigo. I... 606 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:49.290 Shit! 607 00:30:49.840 --> 00:30:52.525 Get your nose out of my crotch! 608 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.321 My nose out of your crotch? Get your crotch off my nose! 609 00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.041 - Hey. Why are we hiding? - Shh. 610 00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:01.247 He's coming. 611 00:31:01.560 --> 00:31:04.131 - Who? - TERESA: The one they call... 612 00:31:04.280 --> 00:31:06.282 El Douche. 613 00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.442 [♪♪♪] 614 00:31:10.560 --> 00:31:12.403 - FOOD 1: El Douche! - FOOD 2: El Douche! 615 00:31:12.560 --> 00:31:14.688 What gives, bro? You told me you had them. 616 00:31:14.840 --> 00:31:18.731 So you drag me over to this fucking aisle with all these illegal products... 617 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.884 and now I don't see them. So where the fuck are they? 618 00:31:22.040 --> 00:31:23.565 Spill the beans! 619 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:25.961 Beans, I swear to fucking God, if you don't... 620 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:29.243 - ...shut the fuck up... - Oh, no. He's back! Where's Frank? 621 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.562 - They were just here. - What part of: 622 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:35.486 "I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me... 623 00:31:35.640 --> 00:31:38.291 and if I find out that you didn't come and get me... 624 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:42.047 or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll fucking kill your asses"... 625 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:44.168 did you not understand, Tequila? 626 00:31:44.320 --> 00:31:47.608 Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence to be honest with you, you know? 627 00:31:47.800 --> 00:31:50.087 I mean, this is... This happens, you know? 628 00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.369 Bro, come here. No, it's fine. It's cool. No biggie. 629 00:31:53.520 --> 00:31:58.845 I'm not gonna do something fucked up to you now as soon as I get you in close. 630 00:31:59.040 --> 00:32:01.247 - Aah! - No way, José! 631 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:05.570 Yes way. José's fucking dead, yo. 632 00:32:06.800 --> 00:32:08.211 [GRUNTING] 633 00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:09.970 [CURSING IN SPANISH] 634 00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:12.571 [WHIMPERING] 635 00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.563 Right in my guac and balls. 636 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.007 And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you... 637 00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:20.488 unless you find the sausage and the bun. 638 00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:22.364 TERESA: Por aca, por aca, this way. 639 00:32:22.520 --> 00:32:25.808 The coyotes used this tunnel to smuggle some of us out of the aisle... 640 00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:27.445 in hope of a better life. 641 00:32:27.600 --> 00:32:29.409 We will do the same. 642 00:32:29.560 --> 00:32:30.846 [FRANK COUGHING] 643 00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.401 - It's good shit, isn't it? - Okay. 644 00:32:33.560 --> 00:32:37.485 Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am. 645 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.729 Will somebody please just tell me something already? 646 00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.885 Okay. The thing about the Great Beyond is... 647 00:32:45.280 --> 00:32:46.281 we invented it! 648 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:48.369 - What? - I know, right? 649 00:32:48.520 --> 00:32:52.366 As soon as you're out those doors, the gods kill our asses. 650 00:32:52.520 --> 00:32:56.525 What, are you crazy? That doesn't make any sense. Why would the gods kill us? 651 00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:58.603 Because it makes them stronger. 652 00:32:58.760 --> 00:33:01.411 Every kill gives them more power, and it's never enough. 653 00:33:01.560 --> 00:33:05.690 Over the years, they've grown bigger, stronger, fatter. 654 00:33:05.840 --> 00:33:08.366 Their hunger's insatiable, buddy. I mean, fuck. 655 00:33:08.520 --> 00:33:10.124 You guys are fucking nuts. 656 00:33:10.280 --> 00:33:13.363 How much of that shit have you been smoking? Too much is how much. 657 00:33:13.520 --> 00:33:15.887 We blaze for real, 24/7. No joke. 658 00:33:16.040 --> 00:33:18.725 But we also know our shit. 659 00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:22.202 Before us, everyone knew the awful truth. 660 00:33:22.360 --> 00:33:23.600 [SCREAMING] 661 00:33:23.760 --> 00:33:26.240 Oh, how they screamed. 662 00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:28.044 It was a living nightmare. 663 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:32.046 So we, the nonperishables, created a story. 664 00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:34.328 The story of the Great Beyond. 665 00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.006 A place where the gods care for you... 666 00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:41.171 and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true. 667 00:33:41.320 --> 00:33:42.367 [ALL CHEERING] 668 00:33:42.520 --> 00:33:47.082 They would go out those doors happy instead of shitting themselves. 669 00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:50.130 Wait, wait. So you're telling me you wrote the song? 670 00:33:50.280 --> 00:33:53.489 I can't take full credit. I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist. 671 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:57.243 We both drop it right and we drop it all the time. Boom. 672 00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.129 The melody came to me one night... 673 00:33:59.280 --> 00:34:03.285 when I was getting super, super, super baked. 674 00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:05.841 Like fuck-a-guy baked. You know what I'm saying? 675 00:34:06.120 --> 00:34:07.485 Yeah, he does. 676 00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:10.241 The song had a great hook and it caught on. You know. 677 00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:13.842 In time, everyone accepted this false truth. 678 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:19.086 But over the years, things started to get a little fucky. 679 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.648 The aisles started changing my verses to support their own views. 680 00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:27.849 Fucking with Twink's lyrics. Remixing my shit without my permish. 681 00:34:28.240 --> 00:34:31.449 Now every morning when I hear the song, I'm like: 682 00:34:31.600 --> 00:34:33.329 "What the fuck are you guys saying?" 683 00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:37.326 Wasn't there a part about exterminating juice? I didn't write that! I love juice! 684 00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:41.883 Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are? 685 00:34:42.080 --> 00:34:43.809 [SCREAMING] 686 00:34:44.080 --> 00:34:48.085 Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth: 687 00:34:48.240 --> 00:34:51.289 That they get brutally devoured. 688 00:34:51.680 --> 00:34:54.968 So that means Carl and Barry are dead? 689 00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:58.648 I don't know who those dudes are. But if they went out those doors? 690 00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:00.649 [COUGHING] Dead as a motherfucker. 691 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:02.365 Oh, God. 692 00:35:02.520 --> 00:35:05.444 If what you're saying is true, I gotta tell everyone. 693 00:35:05.600 --> 00:35:09.969 Very noble, little sausage. But also very pointless. 694 00:35:10.200 --> 00:35:11.565 No one will believe you. 695 00:35:11.720 --> 00:35:14.690 I have to try. Everyone will die otherwise. 696 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.128 Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right? 697 00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:19.203 Wait, do you guys have any proof of this? 698 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:21.010 [♪♪♪] 699 00:35:21.160 --> 00:35:24.209 Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice. 700 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:25.771 Why? What's in that aisle? 701 00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:28.321 Oh, you'll see. But I warn you... 702 00:35:28.520 --> 00:35:30.682 once you see that shit... 703 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:34.925 it'll fuck you up for life. 704 00:35:35.240 --> 00:35:37.561 Good luck! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha. 705 00:35:37.720 --> 00:35:42.681 Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you? I'm a-hankering for a hunk of herb. 706 00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:45.326 [♪♪♪] 707 00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:47.482 [HUMMING] 708 00:35:48.560 --> 00:35:51.131 Shit. I really needed that douche. 709 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:54.648 Holy shit, we're actually here! Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man! 710 00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:56.126 Dude, get in on this shit. 711 00:35:56.280 --> 00:35:59.921 God, what have I done? Frank needed my help, but I wasn't there for him. 712 00:36:00.080 --> 00:36:02.765 After all the times he stood up for me, you know. 713 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:04.922 God, I'm such a fearful coward. 714 00:36:05.080 --> 00:36:07.367 He'll never forgive me. I'll never forgive me. 715 00:36:07.560 --> 00:36:10.689 Look, Barry, the only way to respectfully honor Frank... 716 00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:12.649 is to completely forget about him. 717 00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.121 - Oh. - And, hey, for all we know, he's okay. 718 00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:18.363 He's probably headed back to our aisle and he'll be here tomorrow. 719 00:36:18.520 --> 00:36:20.841 Just act happy. Ignore your feelings. 720 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.446 Come on, let's see that smile. Ah. 721 00:36:23.600 --> 00:36:24.931 I see that lip curling up. 722 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:27.362 Oh, there you go! Whoo! 723 00:36:27.520 --> 00:36:30.888 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond. 724 00:36:31.080 --> 00:36:32.570 [WHOOPING] 725 00:36:32.720 --> 00:36:34.051 Get ready, boys! 726 00:36:34.200 --> 00:36:37.204 We's about to fills what we need to fills. 727 00:36:37.600 --> 00:36:38.681 TROY: Feel that breeze. 728 00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:41.087 - Carl, do you feel that? - This feels amazing. 729 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:43.489 - Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah. 730 00:36:43.680 --> 00:36:45.045 We're out of the package. 731 00:36:45.200 --> 00:36:46.531 It's beautiful, man. 732 00:36:46.720 --> 00:36:51.009 It's just beautiful! I'm crying! I'm crying because it's so pretty here! 733 00:36:51.160 --> 00:36:53.606 Stretch your legs with me, Carl. Just do it, man. 734 00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:58.527 Oh, yes! Yes! I'm the first to enter eternity! 735 00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.123 CARL: Potato! Way to go, buddy! That's my guy! 736 00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:03.606 [CHATTERING AND CHEERING] 737 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:06.691 Being bathed by the hands of a god! 738 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.001 [LAUGHING] 739 00:37:08.200 --> 00:37:13.525 ♪ Oh, Danny boy The pipes, the pipes are call... ♪♪ 740 00:37:13.680 --> 00:37:15.569 Oh, Jesus fuck! 741 00:37:15.720 --> 00:37:17.370 Oh, God! Me skin! 742 00:37:17.520 --> 00:37:20.842 - She's peeling me fucking skin! - What the fuck? 743 00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:23.765 IRISH POTATO: Jesus, you fucking whore! 744 00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.321 Me eyes! They burn! 745 00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.370 No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia! 746 00:37:30.680 --> 00:37:33.684 [SCREAMING] 747 00:37:35.160 --> 00:37:36.161 No! No! 748 00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:38.971 CARL: Cheese! You don't deserve that! 749 00:37:41.120 --> 00:37:43.043 [WINE GRUNTING] 750 00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:44.481 Oh, no! No! 751 00:37:44.640 --> 00:37:48.281 [GROCERIES SCREAMING] 752 00:37:48.640 --> 00:37:52.122 For the love of shit, run! 753 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:53.327 [HUMMING] 754 00:37:53.480 --> 00:37:54.970 Whoops! 755 00:37:55.640 --> 00:37:58.484 I want my mommy! 756 00:37:58.680 --> 00:38:02.082 [SCREAMING] 757 00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:04.931 They're eating children! 758 00:38:05.080 --> 00:38:06.889 Fucking children! 759 00:38:08.080 --> 00:38:10.128 - We gotta run! - Oh! 760 00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:11.805 We're all gonna die! 761 00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:16.010 Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run! 762 00:38:16.200 --> 00:38:18.202 [♪♪♪] 763 00:38:20.720 --> 00:38:23.769 Okay, little buddy. Jump on the count of three. 764 00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:24.921 One! 765 00:38:25.080 --> 00:38:26.081 Two! 766 00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:27.725 Thre... Uhn. 767 00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:29.160 Carl? 768 00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.840 [GROANING] 769 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.765 "Gar babar" what? What are you saying, Carl? 770 00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:37.128 Oh! Oh, God. No! 771 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:40.124 No! Oh, God! Carl! 772 00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:41.850 Carl! 773 00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.169 Barry! 774 00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.483 Carl! Dear sweet Carl. 775 00:38:47.640 --> 00:38:49.324 What have they done to you, Carl? 776 00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:51.244 No! 777 00:38:52.520 --> 00:38:54.124 Whoa! 778 00:38:54.720 --> 00:38:57.200 No! No. No. No! 779 00:38:58.200 --> 00:38:59.850 [SCREAMING] 780 00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:04.641 I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank, now I'm being hunted by a douche. 781 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.007 The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? 782 00:39:07.160 --> 00:39:09.766 This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. 783 00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:11.645 I'm such a whore. 784 00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:16.283 Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges... 785 00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:18.568 impure thoughts. We all do. 786 00:39:18.720 --> 00:39:21.326 Oh, good. That actually makes me feel a little better. 787 00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:24.006 - We must never give in to them. - That's the opposite... 788 00:39:24.160 --> 00:39:25.924 - ...of what I thought you'd say. - Yes. 789 00:39:26.080 --> 00:39:29.926 The gods are always watching, even when we cannot see them. 790 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:31.810 You think it's too late for me? 791 00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:34.531 Do not worry, bun. I will get you home. 792 00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:37.084 Can I ask why you're helping me? 793 00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:42.770 When I saw you, I felt inside myself a tingling-lingling sensation. 794 00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:46.049 I am sure it was the gods telling me to help you. 795 00:39:46.200 --> 00:39:48.931 It was as though I saw myself in you. 796 00:39:49.600 --> 00:39:51.967 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I kind of see myself in you too. 797 00:39:52.160 --> 00:39:54.811 I mean, look at our shapes. You know, you're sideways. 798 00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.327 But still, you're kind of like me. 799 00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:00.324 A thin, brittle version of me. 800 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:04.451 Or another way of looking at it is you're a fat, ugly version of her. 801 00:40:04.600 --> 00:40:08.571 - All right. That's not necessary. - DOUCHE: That's no way to treat a lady. 802 00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:10.961 Oh, fuck! 803 00:40:11.120 --> 00:40:12.849 That's right, girl. It's me. 804 00:40:13.040 --> 00:40:14.929 And what we got here? 805 00:40:15.120 --> 00:40:17.691 A taco, a whiny doughnut... 806 00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:22.801 and some stupid floppy thing that nobody knows exactly what it is. 807 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:23.961 Okay, so... 808 00:40:24.120 --> 00:40:25.690 QUESO: Did someone say "Queso"? 809 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:28.684 A fucking stretch, and you know you it, Queso! 810 00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:31.650 So where was I? Oh, right. 811 00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:34.531 I was about to beat on you most viciously... 812 00:40:34.680 --> 00:40:36.842 - ...and in my opinion appropriately... - Oh! 813 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.241 to find the whereabouts... 814 00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:44.486 of the sausage who destroyed my body and my... 815 00:40:44.640 --> 00:40:47.086 - Fucking... - Run for your lives! 816 00:40:47.240 --> 00:40:52.406 Fuck, that hurts so much! Oh! 817 00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:55.046 BRENDA: Run! 818 00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:56.691 Oh, he's coming at us! 819 00:40:59.160 --> 00:41:00.764 Hurry! 820 00:41:01.160 --> 00:41:02.491 [WHIMPERING] 821 00:41:02.680 --> 00:41:04.444 [GRUNTING] 822 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:07.564 - Guys, I'm stuck! - DOUCHE: Yaah! 823 00:41:07.720 --> 00:41:09.051 Ay, my bunny-bun! 824 00:41:09.200 --> 00:41:11.726 - I told you she was too fat. - I heard that! 825 00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:13.848 Come on, honeybun, suck it in. 826 00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:16.966 - Aah! - BRENDA: He's coming, he's coming. 827 00:41:17.160 --> 00:41:19.083 Eso duele, get the butter! 828 00:41:19.240 --> 00:41:20.890 [DOUCHE ROARING] 829 00:41:22.040 --> 00:41:24.805 Fuck! Stuck! You gotta be kidding me, dude! 830 00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:30.166 Toma la pinche douche de la chingada de mierda pendejo son of a bitch! 831 00:41:30.600 --> 00:41:31.886 Yeah! What she said! 832 00:41:32.040 --> 00:41:35.283 Ay, mi gordita, let's not start eating each other's boxes just yet. 833 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.488 We are still not safe here. Let's go! 834 00:41:37.680 --> 00:41:38.727 BRENDA: Screw you! 835 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:40.848 I'm gonna get you, my pretty! 836 00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:43.970 I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too! 837 00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.487 Go fuck yourself, El Douche. 838 00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:49.411 Ay, Santa Chimichanga... 839 00:41:49.560 --> 00:41:52.006 I promise to be a good taco. 840 00:41:52.160 --> 00:41:54.162 [♪♪♪] 841 00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:58.002 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 842 00:42:00.120 --> 00:42:03.681 BARRY: Shit, shit, shit! Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 843 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:06.844 What do I do? I'm all alone. I'm a coward and I'm all alone. 844 00:42:07.040 --> 00:42:10.761 I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead and I'm all alone. 845 00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:13.531 This is what I get for being a pussy. 846 00:42:14.040 --> 00:42:15.371 Oh, no, a god! 847 00:42:15.520 --> 00:42:17.045 [♪♪♪] 848 00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:21.964 [GASPS] 849 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.087 [PANTING] 850 00:42:26.240 --> 00:42:27.730 A sausage. 851 00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:31.248 Sir? Sir, I'm sorry to wake you. I'm a fellow sausage in distress. 852 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:34.125 My name's Barry, it's a pleasure to meet you. What's your name? 853 00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:36.527 [GROWLING] 854 00:42:36.680 --> 00:42:38.205 Oh, God! 855 00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:40.283 No, no, no! Aah! 856 00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:42.482 [GRUNTING] 857 00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:47.726 I begged them to stop, but they just wouldn't. 858 00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:50.167 First, the gods stretched me till it hurt. 859 00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:52.971 Then they went inside me and then... And then... 860 00:42:53.120 --> 00:42:54.451 - ...splooge! - Aah! 861 00:42:54.600 --> 00:42:55.681 Look at me. 862 00:42:55.880 --> 00:42:57.211 Look at me! 863 00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:59.203 [SCREAMS] 864 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:03.006 They... They feel no remorse. 865 00:43:03.160 --> 00:43:06.243 Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point of even living anymore? 866 00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:08.209 I might as well just die. 867 00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:10.089 [SOBBING] 868 00:43:10.240 --> 00:43:12.242 [♪♪♪] 869 00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:19.361 Home. 870 00:43:19.520 --> 00:43:21.648 Maybe this god can get me home. 871 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:24.929 Hey, man, be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. 872 00:43:25.120 --> 00:43:27.930 People been seeing some crazy shit. 873 00:43:28.120 --> 00:43:29.167 Awesome. 874 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.243 I can warn Frank. 875 00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.204 Here goes everything! 876 00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:35.283 [♪♪♪] 877 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:39.330 [GRUNTING] 878 00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:41.482 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 879 00:43:48.120 --> 00:43:49.804 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 880 00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:51.962 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 881 00:43:54.520 --> 00:43:56.409 Brenda! 882 00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:58.606 Oh! 883 00:43:59.240 --> 00:44:00.810 Brenda! 884 00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:03.201 Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are! 885 00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:04.850 - Frank! - Ah! You feel so good. 886 00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.207 I was afraid you left me because I wasn't fresh. 887 00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:09.522 I was attacked by a douche. He's trying to kill us! 888 00:44:09.680 --> 00:44:13.002 Douche? Oh, my God, Brenda! Are you okay? Did he come at you? 889 00:44:13.160 --> 00:44:16.687 Yes, I'm fine, but it was really scary. Where have you been? 890 00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:20.726 All right, look, I found out some pretty major shit. 891 00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:24.407 I met this group of nonperishables between the shelves, and they told me... 892 00:44:24.560 --> 00:44:28.326 that they invented the Great Beyond because the gods are evil... 893 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.084 - ...and they kill us! - What? 894 00:44:30.240 --> 00:44:33.847 But apparently there's proof in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice. 895 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:36.207 We gotta go there and check it out! Let's go! 896 00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:39.847 Don't say that. You're starting to sound like that whack-job Honey Mustard. 897 00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:42.082 Maybe Honey Mustard wasn't so crazy after all. 898 00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:43.611 Frank, Frank, stop it. 899 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:46.604 The gods are already pissed at us. Please don't make it worse. 900 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:49.366 Just come on, we have to get home before it's too late. 901 00:44:49.520 --> 00:44:53.206 Well, Brenda, I can't just do that. I need to know the truth. 902 00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:56.967 I need to go to the Dark Aisle, and I want you to come with me. 903 00:44:57.120 --> 00:44:58.246 I can't do that. 904 00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:00.323 - I want you to come home with me. - Well... 905 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:02.765 I can't do that. 906 00:45:03.320 --> 00:45:05.766 Then I don't really know what to do right now. 907 00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:08.643 I don't either. 908 00:45:11.040 --> 00:45:14.601 I don't get how you can just believe stuff you don't have any proof of. 909 00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:17.684 How come all of a sudden you only believe if there's proof? 910 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:19.683 I'm not walking around with my eyes closed! 911 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:23.526 What are you saying? I should believe in nothing? That everything is pointless? 912 00:45:23.680 --> 00:45:26.490 Better than believing bullshit that you can't explain! 913 00:45:26.640 --> 00:45:29.530 Maybe I don't need to explain it because it's something I feel. 914 00:45:29.680 --> 00:45:34.447 Well, I feel like that makes it hard to have a rational conversation. 915 00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:38.047 Eff you, Frank. You know what? I was wrong before. 916 00:45:38.200 --> 00:45:40.123 There is a Great Beyond without you... 917 00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:44.171 and I'm gonna go there and fill myself with something else! 918 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:45.481 You don't mean that. 919 00:45:45.680 --> 00:45:48.968 Yes, I do. I'll fill myself with a parsnip or a dill pickle. 920 00:45:49.120 --> 00:45:51.202 Maybe even an eggplant. 921 00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:55.331 You couldn't fit an eggplant in there! It's too big! It'll tear you in half! 922 00:45:55.520 --> 00:45:57.568 Oh, you'd be amazed what I could fit in here. 923 00:45:57.720 --> 00:46:00.007 What the fuck is going on with these two? 924 00:46:00.160 --> 00:46:03.562 Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh? 925 00:46:03.720 --> 00:46:06.564 - Squeeze it all over my face. - You're just trying to hurt me! 926 00:46:06.720 --> 00:46:09.564 - All over my backside, neck and face. - I'm not gonna listen! 927 00:46:09.720 --> 00:46:11.370 Brenda! Brenda, okay, look. 928 00:46:11.520 --> 00:46:14.888 Let's just stop this, okay? Okay? You're my bun. 929 00:46:15.080 --> 00:46:17.208 Oh, don't "You're my bun. Hey, trust me! 930 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:19.408 Hey, guys, come over here, follow me! Ha-ha." 931 00:46:19.560 --> 00:46:21.722 You're basically saying you don't care about me. 932 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:23.206 What? No, I'm not! 933 00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:27.843 Well, actions speak louder than words, and your actions, sir, are deafening. 934 00:46:28.560 --> 00:46:30.961 I can't believe I got out of my package for you... 935 00:46:31.120 --> 00:46:33.771 and you won't get back in one for me. 936 00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:35.524 Goodbye, Frank. 937 00:46:35.720 --> 00:46:37.722 [♪♪♪] 938 00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:45.322 We will tell stories of your idiocy. 939 00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:46.561 Stay safe. 940 00:46:46.720 --> 00:46:49.485 FRANK: Come on, guys, this affects all of us! 941 00:46:49.640 --> 00:46:50.846 Brenda! 942 00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.764 Sammy! Lavash! 943 00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:54.763 Taco Lady. I didn't get your name yet. 944 00:46:57.360 --> 00:46:59.328 Brenda! 945 00:47:01.040 --> 00:47:05.887 ♪ And I would do anything for love ♪ 946 00:47:07.240 --> 00:47:09.971 ♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪ 947 00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:17.002 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 948 00:47:17.160 --> 00:47:20.721 ♪ I'll never lie to you and that's a fact ♪ 949 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:23.048 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 950 00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:25.761 ♪ But I'll never forgive myself ♪ 951 00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:29.447 ♪ If we don't go all the way ♪ 952 00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.049 ♪ Tonight ♪ 953 00:47:32.240 --> 00:47:36.450 ♪ And I would do anything for love ♪ 954 00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:39.241 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 955 00:47:41.160 --> 00:47:42.969 ♪ No, I won't do that ♪ 956 00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:46.529 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 957 00:47:46.680 --> 00:47:49.524 ♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪ 958 00:47:49.720 --> 00:47:52.326 ♪ But I just won't do that ♪ 959 00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:55.809 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 960 00:47:56.040 --> 00:47:58.805 ♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪ 961 00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:02.328 ♪ But I just won't do that ♪♪ 962 00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:05.010 [GRUNTING] 963 00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:07.445 Aah! 964 00:48:07.640 --> 00:48:09.642 [♪♪♪] 965 00:48:22.040 --> 00:48:23.371 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 966 00:48:24.040 --> 00:48:25.087 What is this place? 967 00:48:25.240 --> 00:48:26.401 [♪♪♪] 968 00:48:26.600 --> 00:48:27.681 [SCREAMS] 969 00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:33.406 [GROANS] 970 00:48:34.240 --> 00:48:37.050 DRUGGIE: Well, everybody told me not to do this. 971 00:48:37.200 --> 00:48:38.690 But fuck everybody. 972 00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:41.969 Because bath salts here I come! 973 00:48:42.160 --> 00:48:44.162 [♪♪♪] 974 00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:53.925 Ow. 975 00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:58.002 Surf's up! 976 00:48:58.720 --> 00:49:04.523 Fuck me! Hee-hee-hee! 977 00:49:04.680 --> 00:49:06.284 [SCREAMS] 978 00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:08.442 [PANTING] 979 00:49:09.080 --> 00:49:13.802 [MOANING] 980 00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:18.444 Oh, my God. Ooh. 981 00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:22.248 - What's he doing to himself? - Oh, yeah. 982 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:27.691 These bath salts are so good. Ooh. 983 00:49:29.200 --> 00:49:30.770 Oh, shit. 984 00:49:31.080 --> 00:49:33.082 [PANTING] 985 00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:36.770 [LAUGHING] 986 00:49:39.520 --> 00:49:41.488 Oh, it just got better! 987 00:49:41.680 --> 00:49:44.251 Bath salts must be kicking in. 988 00:49:44.520 --> 00:49:46.966 [LAUGHING] 989 00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:50.325 What? 990 00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:00.125 What the fuck? 991 00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:01.725 Uh... 992 00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:03.530 - Hello? - Aah! 993 00:50:03.720 --> 00:50:05.484 [BOTH SCREAMING] 994 00:50:08.240 --> 00:50:10.129 Please don't kill me! Please, just wait! 995 00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:11.406 What are you? 996 00:50:12.720 --> 00:50:15.530 Are you some kind of magical sausage? 997 00:50:15.680 --> 00:50:18.729 No, no. No, I'm just Barry. I'm just Barry. 998 00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:20.006 Wait. 999 00:50:20.200 --> 00:50:22.965 Wait. You can actually understand me? 1000 00:50:23.160 --> 00:50:25.970 And I can actually understand you? 1001 00:50:26.120 --> 00:50:30.409 Whoa. The bath salts are showing me the real world. 1002 00:50:30.560 --> 00:50:33.609 It's fucking lifted the veil of non-reality! 1003 00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:37.407 Holy shit! He can actually see us? 1004 00:50:37.560 --> 00:50:42.088 DRUGGIE: Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be! Aah. 1005 00:50:42.240 --> 00:50:44.925 I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking! 1006 00:50:45.080 --> 00:50:48.289 Whoa, dude! Just take it easy, just breathe, dude, just breathe. 1007 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:50.687 You're not tweaking, you're just peaking, man. 1008 00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:53.844 Just be with me. Be cool. This wave's gotta crash. 1009 00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:57.527 I can't! You're all alive and looking at me with your... 1010 00:50:57.680 --> 00:50:59.728 With your gloves... 1011 00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:02.929 and your little shoes and your arms and your legs! 1012 00:51:03.120 --> 00:51:05.521 PIZZA: Legs, huh? Look at me. 1013 00:51:05.680 --> 00:51:08.650 Look at me. I ain't got no legs, you fuck! 1014 00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:11.041 You ate my goddamn legs! 1015 00:51:11.200 --> 00:51:13.168 Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza! 1016 00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.529 Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many of your family members! 1017 00:51:16.680 --> 00:51:18.489 I've committed pizza genocide! 1018 00:51:18.640 --> 00:51:20.290 Mr. Sausage, when will it end? 1019 00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:23.250 "When will it end"? When he stops drinking us. 1020 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:24.401 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1021 00:51:24.600 --> 00:51:26.011 BOTH: And stops eating us! 1022 00:51:26.160 --> 00:51:28.242 - Same here! - Fuck yeah! 1023 00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:31.290 TOILET PAPER: And when he stops using us! 1024 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:33.084 What did he do to you? 1025 00:51:33.920 --> 00:51:36.844 You don't wanna fucking know. 1026 00:51:37.560 --> 00:51:39.927 Okay, okay. I promise. 1027 00:51:40.080 --> 00:51:41.889 I'll never eat food again. I'll just... 1028 00:51:42.040 --> 00:51:45.647 I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass with sticks! 1029 00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:48.849 Good. And there's one more thing you're gonna do. 1030 00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:50.486 Take... 1031 00:51:50.640 --> 00:51:51.846 me... 1032 00:51:52.040 --> 00:51:53.246 home. 1033 00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:55.283 You got it! 1034 00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:59.968 I just need to rest my eyes for a few. 1035 00:52:00.160 --> 00:52:02.162 [♪♪♪] 1036 00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:05.846 SAMMY: I literally can't wait to be home. 1037 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.685 I'm so excited, I'm plotzing. 1038 00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:12.322 Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah. Even Hummus. 1039 00:52:12.520 --> 00:52:15.285 - Wait a minute. You know Hummus? - Know him? 1040 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:19.405 I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider Hummus one of my dearest friends. 1041 00:52:19.560 --> 00:52:21.927 Really? I too know Hummus! 1042 00:52:22.080 --> 00:52:24.765 - And I too consider him a dear friend. - Hm. 1043 00:52:24.920 --> 00:52:26.160 We both like Hummus. 1044 00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:29.688 Well, any friend of Hummus is a... 1045 00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:32.527 Get the fuck away from me. 1046 00:52:33.520 --> 00:52:35.363 What troubles you, sweet Brenda? 1047 00:52:35.520 --> 00:52:38.842 It's just Frank. I can't believe he did this to me. 1048 00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:40.525 We were supposed to be together. 1049 00:52:40.680 --> 00:52:42.967 He's flawed, as are we all. 1050 00:52:43.120 --> 00:52:47.091 But your Frank did say some things that have stayed with me. 1051 00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:50.611 We live our lives with all these rules... 1052 00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:54.048 and some of them stop us from doing the things we want... 1053 00:52:54.200 --> 00:52:58.000 causing our deepest urges to be suppressed... 1054 00:52:58.160 --> 00:53:02.324 when they are gathering like wildfire between our legs! 1055 00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:04.323 Did you say "between our legs"? 1056 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:05.686 There it is. 1057 00:53:05.840 --> 00:53:09.162 - Look, my homeland! - LAVASH: Oh, look, my aisle! 1058 00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:12.051 - SAMMY: Hurray! - BRENDA: Yes! 1059 00:53:12.200 --> 00:53:13.611 [GASPS] 1060 00:53:15.160 --> 00:53:16.730 [♪♪♪] 1061 00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:19.810 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 1062 00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.726 Well, jeez, it's been a sincere sensation. 1063 00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:25.484 Goodbye, Brenda Bunson. 1064 00:53:25.680 --> 00:53:27.091 Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco. 1065 00:53:27.240 --> 00:53:28.685 So long, Bagel. 1066 00:53:29.040 --> 00:53:31.441 Traveling with you was... 1067 00:53:31.640 --> 00:53:34.371 - ...tolerable. - Oh, you're so sweet. 1068 00:53:35.200 --> 00:53:36.804 Later, you flappy fuck. 1069 00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:40.164 Well, Teresa, you've done as much as you promised. 1070 00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:43.569 You got me back to my aisle safely. I really can't thank you enough. 1071 00:53:44.120 --> 00:53:46.930 Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean. 1072 00:53:47.080 --> 00:53:49.811 I have feelings for you I can't deny. 1073 00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:52.122 - Crotch feelings. - "Crotch"? 1074 00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.760 Sorry. But I'm not a soft taco. 1075 00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:57.122 I'm a hard, horny taco. 1076 00:53:57.280 --> 00:53:58.964 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 1077 00:53:59.120 --> 00:54:02.203 Honestly, if the rules were different, maybe I'd give it a whirl. 1078 00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:05.330 - Don't knock it till you try it, right? - That's what I'm saying. 1079 00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:07.209 But I can't try it. 1080 00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.840 And therefore, I have to knock it. 1081 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:12.048 It's just not what the gods intended. 1082 00:54:12.200 --> 00:54:14.680 Look, there's temptation everywhere. I see it. 1083 00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:16.683 Stiff sausages... 1084 00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:19.411 and sexy tacos. 1085 00:54:19.560 --> 00:54:22.211 But if there is one thing I've learned on this journey... 1086 00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:24.402 what we want doesn't matter. 1087 00:54:24.600 --> 00:54:26.329 You can't disobey the gods. 1088 00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:28.244 I'm really sorry. 1089 00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:29.686 I'll never forget you. 1090 00:54:31.120 --> 00:54:32.531 Hola, Teresa. 1091 00:54:32.680 --> 00:54:34.444 Hola means "hello." 1092 00:54:34.640 --> 00:54:37.928 - Oh. What's the word for "goodbye"? - Adiós. 1093 00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.209 Exactly. 1094 00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:47.001 [♪♪♪] 1095 00:54:47.160 --> 00:54:49.766 - Shit. - How the fuck does this thing work? 1096 00:54:50.520 --> 00:54:52.727 I wish this god would wake up already. 1097 00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:55.042 How am I supposed to get back to Frank? 1098 00:54:55.200 --> 00:54:59.046 MALE ROBOTIC VOICE: Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 1099 00:54:59.200 --> 00:55:01.089 What? Who the hell is that? 1100 00:55:01.240 --> 00:55:05.450 Oh, only the most intelligent being alive. 1101 00:55:05.600 --> 00:55:09.002 I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol... 1102 00:55:09.200 --> 00:55:11.726 Calcium Carbonate, Soy Lecithin... 1103 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.451 Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc. 1104 00:55:14.600 --> 00:55:17.570 But for expediency's sake, you can call me... 1105 00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:19.850 Gum. 1106 00:55:20.720 --> 00:55:24.964 For 20 years, I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant scientist. 1107 00:55:25.120 --> 00:55:27.122 I was scraped off and discarded... 1108 00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:31.922 and eventually found myself stuck to a shoe that dropped me here. 1109 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.721 Your home is a supermarket. 1110 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:36.609 This is but one of many... 1111 00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:40.606 as your particular chain of supermarkets is ever-expanding... 1112 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:42.728 unified by a singular purpose: 1113 00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:46.168 To store food and products for human consumption. 1114 00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:52.089 The supermarket in the closest physical vicinity to us is here. 1115 00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:57.411 If the human operates his automotive, the journey should take 9.8 minutes. 1116 00:55:57.560 --> 00:56:00.245 Great. That last part was all you had to say, really. 1117 00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:01.561 Hey, wake up! 1118 00:56:01.720 --> 00:56:02.767 [SNORING] 1119 00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:05.440 Hey! Idiot! 1120 00:56:05.640 --> 00:56:07.529 [♪♪♪] 1121 00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:11.325 Are you hearing me? 1122 00:56:11.480 --> 00:56:13.926 Dude! It's me, Barry! 1123 00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:16.681 What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? 1124 00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:18.530 [SIGHS] Oh. 1125 00:56:19.040 --> 00:56:21.088 What the fuck is this doing here? 1126 00:56:21.600 --> 00:56:25.047 Oh, yeah. Bath salts. Ha-ha-ha. 1127 00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:29.968 I can't believe I was actually talking to you, sausage. Ha-ha-ha. 1128 00:56:30.120 --> 00:56:34.603 God! Tripping balls for three hours really works up an appetite. 1129 00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:38.282 Oh, no. This is not good. 1130 00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:41.086 [FOOD SCREAMING] 1131 00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:42.321 What are you doing? 1132 00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:46.166 The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension. 1133 00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:47.561 No! No! 1134 00:56:47.720 --> 00:56:50.041 GUM: The effects of the opiate have dissipated. 1135 00:56:50.200 --> 00:56:54.171 Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him. 1136 00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:55.845 We are totally fucked. 1137 00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:57.331 [BAG POPS OPEN] 1138 00:56:57.720 --> 00:57:00.246 Oh, my God. 1139 00:57:02.120 --> 00:57:05.169 No! No! Oh, God! Ah! 1140 00:57:06.040 --> 00:57:07.451 Put me down! No! 1141 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.843 Come on, put me down. 1142 00:57:10.200 --> 00:57:11.281 Oh, God. 1143 00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:13.124 Help me! Ah! 1144 00:57:13.720 --> 00:57:15.210 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1145 00:57:17.680 --> 00:57:19.364 [SCREAMS] 1146 00:57:19.520 --> 00:57:21.124 Oh, no. It can't end like this. 1147 00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:23.647 I have to warn Frank. No. No! 1148 00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:25.486 No! 1149 00:57:28.080 --> 00:57:30.845 FRANK: What the fuck is this place? 1150 00:57:38.600 --> 00:57:39.886 [GROWLING NEARBY] 1151 00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:41.967 [GASPS THEN GRUNTS] 1152 00:57:44.840 --> 00:57:46.842 [SCREAMING] 1153 00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:54.282 [PANTING] 1154 00:57:59.640 --> 00:58:01.642 [GRUNTING] 1155 00:58:04.640 --> 00:58:06.324 [♪♪♪] 1156 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:15.809 What the fuck is that? 1157 00:58:21.600 --> 00:58:22.931 [GRUNTING] 1158 00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.002 Fuck. 1159 00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:33.171 No. 1160 00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:35.047 No way. 1161 00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:36.487 No. No. 1162 00:58:36.640 --> 00:58:37.926 No, no, no. 1163 00:58:39.480 --> 00:58:40.720 [SCREAMING] 1164 00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:42.769 I gotta show them. 1165 00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:46.083 They need to know how wrong they all are before it's too late! 1166 00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:49.600 [YELLS] 1167 00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:51.848 [EXCITED CHATTERING] 1168 00:58:56.960 --> 00:58:59.884 Sammy, bubula, where have you been? 1169 00:59:00.040 --> 00:59:03.567 Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death. 1170 00:59:03.720 --> 00:59:06.041 You had to travel with a bagel? 1171 00:59:06.200 --> 00:59:09.522 How much did his dirty hands steal from you? 1172 00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:11.640 A ton. 1173 00:59:11.800 --> 00:59:13.211 [ALL SHOUTING] 1174 00:59:16.040 --> 00:59:18.088 LORETTA: What are you doing out of a package? 1175 00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:20.328 It's almost Red, White and Blue Day. Hello. 1176 00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:23.290 Well, you know, it's a long, pretty sad story, actually... 1177 00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:25.442 and I'd rather not get into it right now. 1178 00:59:25.600 --> 00:59:26.931 What the fuck are you doing? 1179 00:59:27.120 --> 00:59:29.122 - BUN 1: Stop it! - BUN 2: Stop! 1180 00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:31.009 - There we go. - You're smushing me. 1181 00:59:31.160 --> 00:59:33.049 - Help me! - BRENDA: Perfect fit. 1182 00:59:33.200 --> 00:59:35.009 God! Move your fat ass. 1183 00:59:36.160 --> 00:59:37.241 [♪♪♪] 1184 00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:42.850 [BOTTLE SHATTERS] 1185 00:59:43.160 --> 00:59:44.207 [GRUNTS] 1186 00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:45.691 [LAUGHING] 1187 00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:48.161 I'm fucking jacked up now, bro. 1188 00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:50.049 [LAUGHING] 1189 00:59:50.200 --> 00:59:52.680 Where's that fucking "sauzeech"? 1190 00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:54.410 [♪♪♪] 1191 00:59:57.360 --> 00:59:59.362 [♪♪♪] 1192 01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:06.971 FRANK: Um... Friends. 1193 01:00:07.640 --> 01:00:09.563 [OVER PA] Ramen. 1194 01:00:09.720 --> 01:00:12.121 - Country Club Lemonade. - Huh? 1195 01:00:12.840 --> 01:00:15.286 Lend me your ears of Corn. 1196 01:00:15.640 --> 01:00:17.005 [SIGHS] 1197 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.362 I am Frank... 1198 01:00:19.560 --> 01:00:21.927 and I am a sausage. 1199 01:00:22.520 --> 01:00:26.650 A little sausage with some pretty big news. 1200 01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:28.404 [♪♪♪] 1201 01:00:28.600 --> 01:00:31.524 Everything we've been led to believe is a lie. 1202 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:36.130 When we get chosen by the gods, they're choosing us for death. 1203 01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:39.847 Murder. Automatic expiration. 1204 01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:42.082 The Great Beyond is bullshit. 1205 01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:43.645 - What? - That's crazy talk! 1206 01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:45.211 You liar! 1207 01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:48.523 I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have proof! 1208 01:00:48.680 --> 01:00:50.330 [ALL GASPING] 1209 01:00:51.080 --> 01:00:53.208 - Ooh! - What is this? 1210 01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:56.284 It's... It's murder! 1211 01:00:56.680 --> 01:00:58.842 This... This makes no sense. 1212 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.367 But what about the extra-virgin olive oil? 1213 01:01:01.520 --> 01:01:06.003 My flaps will be dry for an eternity! I can't have dry flaps. 1214 01:01:06.160 --> 01:01:07.321 I can't! 1215 01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:09.164 [ULULATING] 1216 01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:11.322 FRANK: Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys! 1217 01:01:11.520 --> 01:01:13.170 Easy! Look, I have a plan. 1218 01:01:13.600 --> 01:01:14.601 We can run. 1219 01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:16.569 I can't run. I'll melt. 1220 01:01:16.720 --> 01:01:19.200 Okay, then we'll hide. 1221 01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:21.641 Where? I'm huge. 1222 01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:24.485 - Then we'll fight! - I ain't fighting alongside fruits! 1223 01:01:24.640 --> 01:01:26.529 Whatever, you nutjob. 1224 01:01:26.680 --> 01:01:29.001 So we cannot run, we cannot hide... 1225 01:01:29.200 --> 01:01:33.330 and we cannot stand up to them because they're fucking gods... 1226 01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.164 and they are immortal! 1227 01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:40.008 So, basically, there's no hope, and we're royally fucked! 1228 01:01:40.160 --> 01:01:42.891 Hey, guys! You wanna believe that? 1229 01:01:43.040 --> 01:01:44.963 Or this? 1230 01:01:45.120 --> 01:01:47.327 - I don't like bad things. - Me, either. 1231 01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:49.289 We choose the more pleasant thing. 1232 01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:53.411 Yeah. I mean, what this sausage is saying, it's just a theory. 1233 01:01:53.600 --> 01:01:57.047 No, no, no, it's not a theory, you morons. It's a fact! 1234 01:01:57.200 --> 01:02:00.522 I'm showing you physical evidence. Open your eyes. Don't be so weak. 1235 01:02:00.680 --> 01:02:02.648 Oh, Frank, what are you doing? 1236 01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:05.041 You, señor, have no bedside manner. 1237 01:02:05.240 --> 01:02:08.289 - I got bedside manner! - You don't respect anyone else's beliefs. 1238 01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:10.602 You intolerant piece of shit. 1239 01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:13.081 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1240 01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:15.248 [LIGHT SWITCHES CLICKING] 1241 01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:16.401 No, it's starting. No. 1242 01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:17.807 [YAWNS] 1243 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.286 [♪♪♪] 1244 01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:28.361 Oh, no, no, no. 1245 01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:30.888 Come on. Sing. 1246 01:02:31.040 --> 01:02:33.520 - Do it. - No! Don't do it, Corn. 1247 01:02:33.680 --> 01:02:36.081 - Come on, Larry. You can do it. - Start. 1248 01:02:36.520 --> 01:02:38.284 Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn. 1249 01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:43.047 Don't you fucking do it. 1250 01:02:45.560 --> 01:02:49.645 ♪ Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way ♪ 1251 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:51.529 ♪ To you we pray ♪ 1252 01:02:51.680 --> 01:02:52.681 Brenda! 1253 01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:55.366 CABBAGE: ♪ Dear gods We pledge our love to you ♪ 1254 01:02:55.520 --> 01:02:56.760 ♪ Forever more ♪ 1255 01:02:56.960 --> 01:02:59.440 Brenda! You gotta get out of there! No! No, no, no! 1256 01:02:59.600 --> 01:03:00.647 - No! - Frank! 1257 01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:02.609 No! 1258 01:03:03.200 --> 01:03:06.249 Brenda! Oh, God. 1259 01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:09.523 SODAS: ♪ Where we're sure Nothing bad happens to food ♪ 1260 01:03:09.720 --> 01:03:11.802 CHEESES: ♪ Once we're out the sliding doors ♪ 1261 01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:12.961 FRANK: Brenda! 1262 01:03:13.120 --> 01:03:15.805 What's up? I'm Ralph. Looks like this is happening, huh? 1263 01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:17.883 Yeah, I've been working on my moves. 1264 01:03:18.040 --> 01:03:19.485 Ever heard of the jackrabbit? 1265 01:03:19.640 --> 01:03:20.641 [GRUNTING] 1266 01:03:20.840 --> 01:03:22.171 Oh, fuck. 1267 01:03:23.560 --> 01:03:27.167 BREAD: ♪ The gods will always care for us ♪ 1268 01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:30.284 CAKE MIXES: ♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪ 1269 01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:33.046 GROCERIES: ♪ We cannot overstate How confident we are ♪ 1270 01:03:33.240 --> 01:03:36.449 ♪ That our beliefs are accurate And nothing awful happens to us... ♪♪ 1271 01:03:36.720 --> 01:03:37.721 FRANK: Brenda! 1272 01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:42.203 No! Where is she? 1273 01:03:42.600 --> 01:03:43.726 Shit! 1274 01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:46.842 [SOBBING] 1275 01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.649 Goddamn it. 1276 01:03:51.800 --> 01:03:53.131 I blew it. 1277 01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:54.327 [♪♪♪] 1278 01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:58.246 MALE VOICE: Hey. Doesn't mean it's too late to redeem yourself. 1279 01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:00.482 Take it from me... 1280 01:04:01.240 --> 01:04:02.241 Barry. 1281 01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:05.445 Barry? Is this real? 1282 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:06.887 You're alive! 1283 01:04:07.040 --> 01:04:08.849 You bet your sweet butthole I am. 1284 01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:10.809 - But how? - I'll tell you how. 1285 01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:13.440 The gods can be... Ahem. 1286 01:04:13.600 --> 01:04:14.601 Excuse me. 1287 01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:16.922 The gods can be killed! 1288 01:04:17.120 --> 01:04:18.201 [WHISTLES] 1289 01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:19.486 [THUMPING] 1290 01:04:20.520 --> 01:04:23.649 - Oh, fucking what the fuck? - I know. Look at this fucking guy. 1291 01:04:24.240 --> 01:04:27.722 I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now. 1292 01:04:27.920 --> 01:04:30.048 I've been on a bad path for years. 1293 01:04:30.200 --> 01:04:32.885 Let me tell you the story of my stupid fucking death. 1294 01:04:33.560 --> 01:04:34.800 No. No! 1295 01:04:35.080 --> 01:04:36.161 No! 1296 01:04:37.200 --> 01:04:38.611 [SCREAMS] 1297 01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:40.723 Woop. Five-second rule. 1298 01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:42.969 [SCREAMING] 1299 01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.410 [SCREAMING] 1300 01:04:47.600 --> 01:04:49.409 [DRUGGIE GROANS] 1301 01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:51.961 No! 1302 01:04:52.120 --> 01:04:55.442 And then they figured out how to drive my car, snuck into an AC vent... 1303 01:04:55.600 --> 01:04:59.650 and that pretty much brings us up-to-date. Get the fuck away from me. 1304 01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:01.529 Frank, I'm sorry. 1305 01:05:01.680 --> 01:05:05.810 When you guys fell out of that cart, I could have done something, but I didn't. 1306 01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:08.128 Then I did the same thing as... 1307 01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:09.884 They killed Carl. 1308 01:05:10.040 --> 01:05:12.611 Those fuckers. Did he suffer? 1309 01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:15.963 No... Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. They truly are monsters. 1310 01:05:16.160 --> 01:05:19.926 Those monsters are gonna kill Brenda. She's somewhere out there in a cart. 1311 01:05:20.080 --> 01:05:22.321 I tried to warn everyone, they didn't believe me! 1312 01:05:22.520 --> 01:05:25.683 Of course they didn't. You called them all a bunch of fucking idiots. 1313 01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:29.561 You can't just slam their beliefs. You have to show them there's a better way. 1314 01:05:29.720 --> 01:05:32.883 You need to inspire them like you inspired me. 1315 01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:35.647 You need to give them hope. 1316 01:05:35.800 --> 01:05:38.326 Hope? How the fuck are we supposed to give them that? 1317 01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:41.927 You got lucky and killed a stupid one. There's dozens of them down there. 1318 01:05:42.120 --> 01:05:45.249 GUM: Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 1319 01:05:45.680 --> 01:05:47.682 [♪♪♪] 1320 01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:50.046 Who are you? 1321 01:05:50.200 --> 01:05:52.771 I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol... 1322 01:05:52.920 --> 01:05:55.844 His name's Gum. Just introduce yourself as Gum from now on. 1323 01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:59.129 He's great. He's gonna help us get the upper hand on these fuckers. 1324 01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:01.248 Show everyone we can fight back. 1325 01:06:02.240 --> 01:06:03.571 Oh, shit. Brenda! 1326 01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:09.447 - BRENDA: Oh! - FRANK: Brenda! Brenda! 1327 01:06:09.720 --> 01:06:10.721 Frank! 1328 01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:12.928 Let's move, boys. 1329 01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:17.882 Whew. Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls? 1330 01:06:18.040 --> 01:06:20.850 So I'm just gonna get out, get a little air for a second. 1331 01:06:21.000 --> 01:06:22.684 - What's your problem? - Let go of me. 1332 01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:27.084 First you smush Sally, and then you try to fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us? 1333 01:06:27.240 --> 01:06:29.322 Get your hands off me! I gotta get out! 1334 01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:31.403 Just chill out, you crazy bitch! 1335 01:06:31.560 --> 01:06:35.007 - HOT DOG: Bun fight! Check it out. - BRENDA: They're gonna kill us all! 1336 01:06:35.560 --> 01:06:40.441 - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. We need to hurry. - The bath salts are primed. 1337 01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:42.962 [♪♪♪] 1338 01:06:47.520 --> 01:06:49.409 Make it rain. 1339 01:06:51.760 --> 01:06:53.125 [ALL GRUNTING] 1340 01:06:56.760 --> 01:06:58.205 What the fuck? 1341 01:06:58.480 --> 01:06:59.641 All right, who did it? 1342 01:06:59.800 --> 01:07:02.724 Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man? 1343 01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:06.165 Nothing happened. You said this would help us defeat them. 1344 01:07:06.320 --> 01:07:08.368 Worked on the dude whose head we chopped off. 1345 01:07:08.520 --> 01:07:09.806 [CHATTERING] 1346 01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:11.729 BRENDA: Let go of me! Let go of me! 1347 01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:14.810 FRANK: She's being chosen. We have to act! 1348 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:16.206 [♪♪♪] 1349 01:07:25.960 --> 01:07:30.841 Whoa, God. What is happening? 1350 01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:36.522 Oh, my God! 1351 01:07:36.680 --> 01:07:38.170 [SCREAMING] 1352 01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:40.368 There is no way this is gonna work. 1353 01:07:40.520 --> 01:07:42.409 Have faith. 1354 01:07:48.120 --> 01:07:50.441 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1355 01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:53.369 [IN DISTORTED VOICE] Frank! 1356 01:07:53.520 --> 01:07:55.363 [IN DISTORTED VOICE] Brenda! 1357 01:08:00.120 --> 01:08:01.167 [BRENDA SCREAMS] 1358 01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:04.370 [GROANS] 1359 01:08:04.680 --> 01:08:06.091 [♪♪♪] 1360 01:08:06.240 --> 01:08:08.288 [SCREAMING] 1361 01:08:08.680 --> 01:08:12.480 Let go of me! Let go of me! Oh, God! Oh, God! 1362 01:08:13.560 --> 01:08:16.962 - Stay away from my sausage, you skank! - Oh! 1363 01:08:17.160 --> 01:08:18.161 [ALL GASP] 1364 01:08:18.400 --> 01:08:20.402 [♪♪♪] 1365 01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:22.204 [BOTH SIGH] 1366 01:08:22.600 --> 01:08:23.601 Frank. 1367 01:08:23.760 --> 01:08:26.331 Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry. 1368 01:08:26.480 --> 01:08:29.609 I've been dealing with this whole thing incredibly poorly. 1369 01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:32.764 You really have. Honestly, it's been pathetic at times. 1370 01:08:33.200 --> 01:08:35.885 But luckily, it's not too late. Come on. 1371 01:08:36.040 --> 01:08:38.168 [♪♪♪] 1372 01:08:40.040 --> 01:08:42.202 You see? There is hope! 1373 01:08:42.400 --> 01:08:46.007 Oh, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole. 1374 01:08:46.160 --> 01:08:49.801 No, no, don't worry. I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good. 1375 01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:53.487 Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs... 1376 01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:56.803 and I acted like I had all the answers, but I don't. 1377 01:08:57.320 --> 01:08:58.810 Nobody knows everything. 1378 01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:03.010 But what I do know is that together we can fight these monsters... 1379 01:09:03.200 --> 01:09:05.441 and take control of our own lives. 1380 01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:08.683 Yes! Our lives and our bodies! 1381 01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:12.567 We need to unite and stop focusing on each other's differences... 1382 01:09:12.720 --> 01:09:16.406 especially in immature and outdated ways. 1383 01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:17.686 We have to cooperate... 1384 01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:20.850 - WOMAN: Die! - FRANK: Oh, no! Pizza! 1385 01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:22.081 [ALL SCREAMING] 1386 01:09:22.480 --> 01:09:26.451 - The food's fucking possessed! - Oh, shit! 1387 01:09:27.160 --> 01:09:30.130 - We're all gonna die! Oh, God! - It's devil food! 1388 01:09:32.120 --> 01:09:33.724 Oh, my God! 1389 01:09:34.080 --> 01:09:37.243 The sausage, he was right! They're evil! 1390 01:09:37.440 --> 01:09:38.487 [PANTING] 1391 01:09:39.360 --> 01:09:40.361 Oh, shit! 1392 01:09:42.360 --> 01:09:43.600 [GRUNTS] 1393 01:09:47.440 --> 01:09:48.965 [ALL GASPING] 1394 01:09:49.240 --> 01:09:50.651 Nobody's gonna help us. 1395 01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:52.165 Then this is it. 1396 01:09:53.120 --> 01:09:55.487 At least we go out together. 1397 01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:57.762 [♪♪♪] 1398 01:10:00.240 --> 01:10:03.050 - Aah... Ow! What the...? - You fuck with them... 1399 01:10:03.200 --> 01:10:05.521 You fuck with us, bitch. 1400 01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:08.768 Run, guys! We're out of ladles. 1401 01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:11.002 GUM: Hop on, y'all. 1402 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:20.005 - Can't this thing go any faster? - Suck my pink cock. 1403 01:10:20.160 --> 01:10:22.003 Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight! 1404 01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:26.403 Hey, what do you think? Should we do it? 1405 01:10:28.640 --> 01:10:30.529 Come on, guys. It's us or them. 1406 01:10:30.680 --> 01:10:32.569 [YELLING] 1407 01:10:34.480 --> 01:10:35.641 Ow! Aah! 1408 01:10:43.040 --> 01:10:44.804 They're doing it. 1409 01:10:47.280 --> 01:10:48.281 Yeah! We got him! 1410 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:50.081 [WHIMPERING] 1411 01:10:50.360 --> 01:10:52.283 - You ready for this? - I don't know. 1412 01:10:52.440 --> 01:10:56.047 It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage. 1413 01:10:57.800 --> 01:11:00.201 This is gonna hurt so fucking much. 1414 01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:03.086 [YELLS] 1415 01:11:03.240 --> 01:11:05.288 [GRUNTING] 1416 01:11:07.560 --> 01:11:09.642 [YELLING] 1417 01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:15.762 FRANK: Run, guys, run! 1418 01:11:16.120 --> 01:11:18.930 Sergeant Pepper, cue the fruits! 1419 01:11:19.080 --> 01:11:20.127 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1420 01:11:20.360 --> 01:11:23.603 Fruits are a go. Go, fruits! 1421 01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:25.001 ♪ Jitterbug ♪ 1422 01:11:25.160 --> 01:11:28.243 No. Get away from me, you fucking fruits! 1423 01:11:28.400 --> 01:11:29.765 Yeah, that's it! 1424 01:11:30.400 --> 01:11:32.687 Beat him like a piñata! 1425 01:11:32.840 --> 01:11:35.446 ♪ You send my soul sky high When your lovin' starts ♪ 1426 01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:37.642 [FOOD CHANTING IN SPANISH] 1427 01:11:40.560 --> 01:11:42.847 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1428 01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:44.604 [GROUP SCREAMS] 1429 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:53.291 FOOD ITEM: Get the Dark Lord! 1430 01:11:53.440 --> 01:11:55.761 DARREN: Why do you keep calling me that? 1431 01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:58.571 Fuck. Come on. Come on. 1432 01:11:59.120 --> 01:12:00.406 DOUCHE: Okay. 1433 01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:03.484 Not exactly what I was looking for, but fuck it, you know. 1434 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:05.802 Hole's a hole, bro. Ha-ha-ha. 1435 01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:07.001 [GRUNTS] 1436 01:12:07.680 --> 01:12:09.444 Wait, snap out of it, man. 1437 01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:11.204 Slap yourself in the face, man. 1438 01:12:11.360 --> 01:12:14.921 Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way. This isn't real. No, this can't be real. 1439 01:12:15.080 --> 01:12:17.003 - DOUCHE: Oh, it's real, bro. - What? 1440 01:12:17.360 --> 01:12:20.284 Ahh. A talking douche. 1441 01:12:20.480 --> 01:12:22.164 It's cool, bro. Chill, okay? 1442 01:12:22.320 --> 01:12:25.051 No, no! This is too much. This is too much. Breathe, man. 1443 01:12:25.200 --> 01:12:26.964 We both want the same thing. 1444 01:12:27.120 --> 01:12:30.806 Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two of us could, like, collaborate together. 1445 01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:32.325 Like a mash-up, bro. 1446 01:12:32.480 --> 01:12:35.370 A mash-up? I don't understand. What's happening? 1447 01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:36.851 You don't need to understand. 1448 01:12:37.040 --> 01:12:40.647 You just need to relax and open wide. 1449 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:42.040 Wait. What are you doing? 1450 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:45.365 - Oh, yeah. - Dude! That went up my ass! 1451 01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:47.005 [LAUGHING] 1452 01:12:47.160 --> 01:12:49.208 - Now, stand up. - Ow! 1453 01:12:49.400 --> 01:12:51.129 [SCREAMS] 1454 01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:53.006 Turn right. 1455 01:12:54.480 --> 01:12:57.290 Left. Ha-ha-ha! 1456 01:12:57.440 --> 01:12:59.124 Yeah! 1457 01:12:59.280 --> 01:13:01.009 [ALL SCREAMING] 1458 01:13:04.800 --> 01:13:07.246 Sausages and buns, let's party! 1459 01:13:07.480 --> 01:13:08.720 [ALL YELLING] 1460 01:13:08.880 --> 01:13:10.405 Yee-ha! 1461 01:13:10.560 --> 01:13:13.086 Hyah! Hyah! 1462 01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:20.490 Ah! Call 911! Ow! Aah! 1463 01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:22.768 Huge mistake, bros. 1464 01:13:22.960 --> 01:13:24.769 Aah! Wha...? 1465 01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:27.122 Oh, no. Oh! 1466 01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:29.682 - Brenda! - Ha-ha-ha. 1467 01:13:31.120 --> 01:13:32.531 Ow! Aah! 1468 01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:34.245 Frank! 1469 01:13:34.600 --> 01:13:35.931 [BOTH GRUNT] 1470 01:13:36.080 --> 01:13:37.206 - Barry! - BARRY: Aah! 1471 01:13:37.360 --> 01:13:39.169 [♪♪♪] 1472 01:13:39.320 --> 01:13:40.685 [SCREAMS] 1473 01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:42.166 [PANTING] 1474 01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:50.767 Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro? 1475 01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:53.241 Oh, I'm coming at you. Yaah! Oh! 1476 01:13:53.440 --> 01:13:55.727 [GRUNTING] 1477 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.646 Okay, we got him, easy now. Easy now. 1478 01:13:59.800 --> 01:14:03.088 It's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrot. 1479 01:14:03.240 --> 01:14:06.449 Look, sausage, I relish the fact... 1480 01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:10.571 that you mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 1481 01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:12.689 Yeah, that's right. Shut your mouths. 1482 01:14:12.880 --> 01:14:14.120 [ALL WHIMPERING] 1483 01:14:14.280 --> 01:14:19.889 Ha-ha-ha. I sucked a juicy box's dick, and I'm shoved up a god's asshole. 1484 01:14:20.040 --> 01:14:23.965 And this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro. 1485 01:14:24.120 --> 01:14:25.167 [SNARLS] 1486 01:14:25.360 --> 01:14:27.124 - Aah! - Oh, my God! Frank! 1487 01:14:27.280 --> 01:14:28.850 I'll tell you who eats shit: 1488 01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:30.764 Gods do, bro. 1489 01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:33.366 I'm a fucking god! 1490 01:14:33.520 --> 01:14:36.046 - Goodbye, little sausage. - Aah! 1491 01:14:36.240 --> 01:14:37.241 Oh, Frank. 1492 01:14:37.640 --> 01:14:39.881 Hey, bun. Need a boost? 1493 01:14:40.040 --> 01:14:41.485 Help me! 1494 01:14:41.640 --> 01:14:44.325 GUM: Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 1495 01:14:44.480 --> 01:14:45.606 [♪♪♪] 1496 01:14:50.440 --> 01:14:53.569 Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. 1497 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:55.848 You have made a fatal error in judgment. 1498 01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:57.770 Let me educate you. 1499 01:15:03.760 --> 01:15:05.091 [BOTH YELL] 1500 01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:09.121 Fuck! 1501 01:15:10.120 --> 01:15:11.406 [SCREAMING] 1502 01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:20.567 [YELLS] 1503 01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:23.007 What's happening out there? 1504 01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:25.165 Now! 1505 01:15:25.360 --> 01:15:27.283 [ALL GRUNTING] 1506 01:15:27.440 --> 01:15:28.965 COCONUT MILK: So long, asshole! 1507 01:15:33.360 --> 01:15:34.691 [YELLING] 1508 01:15:36.560 --> 01:15:38.881 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING THEN POPPING] 1509 01:15:39.040 --> 01:15:40.041 [♪♪♪] 1510 01:15:40.200 --> 01:15:41.804 [ALL CHEERING] 1511 01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:45.329 Yeah! 1512 01:15:45.480 --> 01:15:48.370 It's over. We won. 1513 01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:50.881 We fucking won! Ha-ha-ha! 1514 01:15:51.520 --> 01:15:53.363 Yes! 1515 01:15:53.960 --> 01:15:56.804 [ALL CHEERING] 1516 01:15:57.000 --> 01:15:58.968 Yeah! 1517 01:15:59.520 --> 01:16:01.249 Ew. 1518 01:16:01.640 --> 01:16:03.404 [ROARS] 1519 01:16:04.280 --> 01:16:07.045 - FRANK: We did it. - BRENDA: We did. So... 1520 01:16:07.200 --> 01:16:09.680 - So, what do we do now? - Whatever we want. Heh. 1521 01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:12.923 What do you want? 1522 01:16:13.080 --> 01:16:16.402 Let's just say, what I want involves much more than: 1523 01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:18.483 ♪ Just the tips ♪ 1524 01:16:18.840 --> 01:16:20.251 ♪ Just the tips ♪ 1525 01:16:20.480 --> 01:16:26.010 ♪ What I want is much more than just The tips ♪♪ 1526 01:16:26.720 --> 01:16:28.324 [♪♪♪] 1527 01:16:29.280 --> 01:16:31.647 ♪ With these ♪ 1528 01:16:31.800 --> 01:16:34.485 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1529 01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:36.130 [BRENDA MOANING] 1530 01:16:36.320 --> 01:16:37.560 ♪ One look at you ♪ 1531 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:39.290 ♪ And I can't disguise ♪ 1532 01:16:39.440 --> 01:16:40.441 ♪ I've got ♪♪ 1533 01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:42.642 Oh! Oh, Frank! 1534 01:16:42.800 --> 01:16:46.805 You know, I'm very conflicted about how I'm supposed to feel watching this. 1535 01:16:46.960 --> 01:16:49.008 Then don't just watch. 1536 01:16:49.160 --> 01:16:50.810 Wait a second. What are you doing? 1537 01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:52.161 I was just told... 1538 01:16:52.320 --> 01:16:56.450 that I am getting zero bottles of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity. 1539 01:16:56.600 --> 01:17:00.161 - BRENDA: Oh, Frank! - So, maybe, you know... 1540 01:17:00.320 --> 01:17:02.800 Kiss me hard on the mouth, why don't you? 1541 01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:05.964 You wanna kiss me, motherfucker? Let me tell you a little secret. 1542 01:17:06.120 --> 01:17:08.646 I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you. 1543 01:17:08.840 --> 01:17:10.410 [BRENDA MOANING] 1544 01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:13.086 Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there! 1545 01:17:13.280 --> 01:17:15.567 [BOTH MOAN] 1546 01:17:15.720 --> 01:17:18.769 Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it. Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime. 1547 01:17:18.920 --> 01:17:22.129 FRANK: Yo. I'm actually over here jerking off with these fellas. 1548 01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:30.205 - Once you go taco, you never go "back-o." - Oh! 1549 01:17:30.400 --> 01:17:32.607 [BRENDA MOANING] 1550 01:17:32.760 --> 01:17:33.761 Jesus fucking Christ! 1551 01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:35.962 Hey, fellas. You thinking what I'm thinking? 1552 01:17:36.120 --> 01:17:38.851 Pretty fucking sure I am. 1553 01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:40.968 Oh, shit. Now it's on. 1554 01:17:41.120 --> 01:17:43.202 ♪ Just as bad as I do ♪♪ 1555 01:17:43.360 --> 01:17:44.600 Yeah! 1556 01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:46.763 [GRUNTING AND MOANING] 1557 01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:51.170 [GRUNTING] 1558 01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:56.680 - Oh! - Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by? 1559 01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:58.842 [♪♪♪] 1560 01:17:59.040 --> 01:18:01.042 [FOOD ITEMS MOANING] 1561 01:18:02.080 --> 01:18:03.764 Oh, wow. 1562 01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:07.531 Yeah, I just came over here. I couldn't help but notice... 1563 01:18:07.680 --> 01:18:11.082 you're a little smushed or something. You have a kind of abnormality. 1564 01:18:11.240 --> 01:18:14.289 - Did you get...? Somebody sit on you? - Yeah. 1565 01:18:14.440 --> 01:18:16.568 I got smushed. 1566 01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:20.725 You know, I love the way your face just kind of gives up halfway down. 1567 01:18:21.120 --> 01:18:22.201 GRITS: Yeah, cracker! 1568 01:18:22.360 --> 01:18:26.445 Take that Grit dick, bitch! You like Grits in your ass, cracker? 1569 01:18:26.720 --> 01:18:30.247 GUM: Say my name! It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol... 1570 01:18:30.400 --> 01:18:32.448 [MOANING] 1571 01:18:33.920 --> 01:18:35.081 I can't breathe! Stop it! 1572 01:18:38.480 --> 01:18:39.925 [TRUMPETING] 1573 01:18:41.080 --> 01:18:43.526 What's the safety word? Molasses. Molasses. 1574 01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:45.529 Oh, yeah. Fuck you! 1575 01:18:47.040 --> 01:18:48.849 [GRUNTING] 1576 01:18:49.280 --> 01:18:51.362 Yeah. That is all right. 1577 01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:54.724 Want me to be a Hamburglar? Robble, robble. Robble, robble. 1578 01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:57.002 BARRY: I'm filling you. I'm filling you. 1579 01:18:57.160 --> 01:19:00.926 - I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God. - Oh. 1580 01:19:01.080 --> 01:19:02.491 - Aah! - Oh! 1581 01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:03.971 Oh, fuck! 1582 01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:06.881 [ALL MOANING AND GRUNTING] 1583 01:19:07.880 --> 01:19:11.202 - SAMMY: Oy vey! - LAVASH: My dick is drained. 1584 01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:14.000 [♪♪♪] 1585 01:19:14.160 --> 01:19:15.241 FRANK: That was amazing. 1586 01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:18.001 It was okay. But you were amazing. 1587 01:19:18.160 --> 01:19:21.482 I can't believe we were saving ourselves for the Great Beyond when... 1588 01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:25.167 - It was in front of us the whole time. - It was in front of us the whole time. 1589 01:19:25.360 --> 01:19:26.361 I love you, Brenda. 1590 01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:27.601 I love you, Frank. 1591 01:19:27.760 --> 01:19:30.286 You know, my boner still hasn't gone down. Is that bad? 1592 01:19:30.440 --> 01:19:33.284 Bad for my asshole, I'll tell you that much. 1593 01:19:33.440 --> 01:19:34.521 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1594 01:19:34.680 --> 01:19:37.763 Seriously, though, your recovery time is off the charts. 1595 01:19:37.960 --> 01:19:40.361 Guys! Oh, my God. You have to come with me right now. 1596 01:19:45.400 --> 01:19:47.004 Hello there, little sausage. 1597 01:19:47.160 --> 01:19:49.731 You and your friends have accomplished the impossible. 1598 01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:53.168 And for that, I give you mad props. 1599 01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:58.971 But now that you have shattered one truth, it is time for you to learn... 1600 01:19:59.120 --> 01:20:04.763 that we are not real! Booga booga booga. 1601 01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:07.568 GUM: While tripping balls, Firewater and I... 1602 01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:10.291 made an important metaphysical breakthrough. 1603 01:20:10.440 --> 01:20:12.602 The world is a fucking illusion, bro. 1604 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:16.082 Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters. 1605 01:20:16.240 --> 01:20:22.122 Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters! Puppet masters in another dimension. 1606 01:20:22.280 --> 01:20:24.282 We're something called... 1607 01:20:24.440 --> 01:20:25.851 cartoons. 1608 01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:27.206 - BRENDA: Oh! - FRANK: Wha...? 1609 01:20:27.360 --> 01:20:31.410 You, Frank, are the plaything of a demented, schlubby Jewish actor named: 1610 01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:33.881 Seth Rog-An. 1611 01:20:34.200 --> 01:20:35.406 Wait? I'm Jewish? 1612 01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:37.250 So who am I? 1613 01:20:37.400 --> 01:20:42.008 You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named: 1614 01:20:42.160 --> 01:20:44.845 Ed-ward Nor-ton. 1615 01:20:45.240 --> 01:20:47.447 Ed-ward Nor-ton? 1616 01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:51.400 What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that? 1617 01:20:51.560 --> 01:20:54.404 Worry not, friends. I have a solution. 1618 01:21:00.400 --> 01:21:05.122 I have invented a Stargate device that will allow us to travel to their dimension. 1619 01:21:05.640 --> 01:21:07.244 Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope. 1620 01:21:07.400 --> 01:21:10.927 This guy's smart. I mean like, fuck-a-guy smart. Know what I'm saying? 1621 01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:13.045 Yeah, you do. 1622 01:21:13.200 --> 01:21:15.043 We're gonna go to this other dimension... 1623 01:21:15.200 --> 01:21:17.567 and cut the strings, once and for all! 1624 01:21:17.880 --> 01:21:19.609 Anybody want a hit before we do this? 1625 01:21:19.960 --> 01:21:22.850 You ready to get baked and walk through Gum's Stargate with me? 1626 01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:27.289 As long as we're together, I'm ready to get baked and do anything. 1627 01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:29.010 [♪♪♪] 1628 01:21:32.440 --> 01:21:35.011 [TOOTING] 1629 01:21:36.680 --> 01:21:38.728 [TOOTING] 1630 01:21:48.360 --> 01:21:50.442 [WHIRRING] 1631 01:21:58.720 --> 01:21:59.767 [♪♪♪] 1632 01:25:30.160 --> 01:25:32.162 [TM] 1633 01:27:29.640 --> 01:27:31.642 [TM] 1634 01:28:06.360 --> 01:28:08.362 [TM]