1
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Shop this shows fashion, download the 
"LookLive" app in iTunes

2
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Dammit, Agness.
Again?

3
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<i>Ranger Moochie!
Come look at this!</i>

4
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Time to wake up, momma.

5
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Yeoww!

6
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I wouldn't do that,
momma. Course...

7
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it's your choice.

8
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Its' always Good to have
a choice.

9
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By the way, You lied to me.

10
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How so?

11
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You said if I saw the other
one, you'd have to kill me

12
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I never lie. Momma taught
me better.

13
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Bring those babies to daddy.
I'm ready for round two.

14
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Alright, but you gott say it
again for me first.

15
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Come on Badman! Come
on, do it one more time

16
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Hippity hop, moe-foe.

17
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That was so good...

18
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Baby... Stop...

19
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I might say it again
later too...

20
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Yeah... that's what
I'm talking about,

21
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His moans of pleasure

22
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Who you calling a liar?
Asshole.

23
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Sorry Thelma. High test
next time. I Promise.

24
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Making a movie, right?

25
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Sorry?

26
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You're Kane Hodder. The
horror king. I was at the

27
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convention. you weren't at your
table. Figured you must be

28
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making a movie here.

29
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Are they filming
you now? Us... now?

30
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Yea and you're fucking up
the shot, Nurse Ratchet.

31
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Cuckoo's Nest. It was ok.
I like yours better. More real.

32
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Don you are going to love...
Motherfucker! This place

33
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is a mess, Weve been here
one day. Don!

34
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In the spring... When proud pied
April, dressed in all his

35
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trim... I've put the spirit of
youth in everything.

36
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Here's Daddy. Where's my
Fritter? Where's my

37
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Fritter baby boy? There's
my little boy.

38
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Aagh! Dude, what the fuck?

39
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Don't you remember the
autograph thing?

40
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Did I miss it?

41
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Come here. Come here
Fritter. Come here.

42
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My little guy. Did you miss
me? My little pupper-wupper.

43
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Did you miss me? Cuz' I sure
missed you.

44
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I gotta take a piss.
My peep hurts.

45
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Pack your things... We're
going on a trip.

46
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Look... Aha... look at that
baby... C'mon...

47
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Yeah... My little
pupper wupper

48
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I'm telling you this because
I'm coming into some money

49
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this weekend, and I'd very
much like to see you again.

50
00:07:04,622 --> 00:07:07,860
Nobody ever wants to see
me again.

51
00:07:07,892 --> 00:07:10,462
Well then nobody,
is an idiot.

52
00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:15,535
The show any good?

53
00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:17,937
Yeah, it was great. It was
great. That's why we are

54
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leaving, asshole.

55
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I get back Sunday morning.
Give me your number and

56
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I'll give you a call

57
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Phone.

58
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Bye.

59
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<i>You have no messages.</i>

60
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Good night sweet prince.
Flights of angels sing

61
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thee to thy rest.

62
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Hello?

63
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Chunks?

64
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That's my name. Don't wear
it out. See you in 2 days.

65
00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,504
Movie star

66
00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:28,975
Movie star...

67
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Old girl's looking
pretty trim.

68
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Don a little help?

69
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Fuck you... That crack in your
ass doesn't make you

70
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a cripple...

71
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What you got up there?

72
00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:53,266
That is a Ceremonial Tee-Pee.
Got it at the Con in Phoenix.

73
00:08:54,198 --> 00:09:01,906
I drank, I fornicated, I
came... I slept... I think.

74
00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,176
I would've thought you'd
eaten that thing by now.

75
00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:07,012
Don't joke like that.
It's not funny.

76
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Fuck.

77
00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:13,985
Shit.

78
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Problem?

79
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It's flat.

80
00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:22,861
Haven't even got into
this one.

81
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You don't have a car.

82
00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:26,798
So. You go to your church,
I'll go to mine.

83
00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:27,799
What?

84
00:09:27,832 --> 00:09:29,668
Where's Colonel Wilson
gonna ride?

85
00:09:30,802 --> 00:09:32,571
We call top bunk.

86
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Anybody else want a P, B & J?

87
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Nobody calls top bunk.

88
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Who died and made you
Thelma's king?

89
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She's my motorhome.

90
00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:46,651
I am the king of Thelma.

91
00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:48,353
Thelma is a Mini Winnie.

92
00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:55,894
And a Mini Winnie does not a
motorhome make!

93
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R.A. pick up the phone
beside ya'.

94
00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:10,875
Hi, hi Trixie.

95
00:10:10,908 --> 00:10:13,612
TRIXIE Hey, What is it?
What's wrong, honey?

96
00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:23,355
Fritter can't sleep unless
we have the top bunk.

97
00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:25,625
Can't sleep outside...

98
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:34,967
Ok. Why can't you sleep
outside R.A.?

99
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,635
You'll laugh.

100
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:39,004
R.A.! I won't laugh.

101
00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:45,744
I promise

102
00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:47,646
You will.
You all will.

103
00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:50,382
R.A. We're your friends, were
not gonna' fucking laugh!

104
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,655
What?

105
00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:00,793
I'm afraid of the dark.

106
00:11:21,212 --> 00:11:24,115
They always had floodlights
when we were filming.

107
00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:26,686
Nobody knew.

108
00:11:30,288 --> 00:11:33,725
Dee Dee... You got that
meat off the bone yet, girl?

109
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:36,062
Yes, momma.

110
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,732
They're gonna be here in
about a half hour.

111
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God...

112
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No frickin' way.

113
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Now this is part

114
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where we fill up at the remote
gas station and meet the

115
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stringy haired hag.

116
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Thirty years.

117
00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:24,042
Yeah.

118
00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:24,910
I farted.

119
00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,245
What?

120
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,879
Sorry, was that my
outside voice?

121
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,448
Hold that thought.

122
00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,134
Practice makes perfect.

123
00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:54,306
Anybody alive back here?

124
00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:57,276
Really?

125
00:12:57,308 --> 00:13:02,014
It's been thirty years. How come
I've gotten so much older...

126
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,949
and you haven't aged a day.

127
00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:11,355
Aaaah! Shit!

128
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:12,557
Shit.

129
00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:14,326
What was that?

130
00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:17,929
What happened, you guys?

131
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,269
Dammit, Agness. Is he dead?

132
00:13:25,302 --> 00:13:30,241
Shit no. All he is, is wet.
Missed and he's pissed himself

133
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,346
That's Agness? Dude.

134
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,149
That chick would boil
your rabbit.

135
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:46,358
How the hell many of you are
there? Deal was five.

136
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,562
You get seven for the
price of five.

137
00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:53,031
I look like I'm talking to
you, you little hell whore?

138
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:57,903
I finish with who I start with.
I started with him.

139
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:08,246
Don't get your panties in a wad.
How in the hell can ya'll

140
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:12,985
be such scary, scary people
in your movies and your just

141
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,521
pussies in person?

142
00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:24,096
I'm just shittin' with you. I'm
just jokin' ya, come here.

143
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,603
Keep your wits aboutcha'

144
00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:32,271
Daughter!

145
00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:33,271
Yeah, momma?

146
00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:35,606
Bring Daddy's remedy.
We got company.

147
00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:37,342
Yes ma'am.

148
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:42,014
Well pick him up, put him in a
damn chair, c'mon.

149
00:14:51,188 --> 00:14:54,927
For corn's sake girl...
where in the piss are you?

150
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,495
I'm right here, momma.

151
00:14:57,895 --> 00:15:00,998
These are the movie stars I
told bout, this here's my

152
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:04,168
daughter, Dee Dee.

153
00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:08,273
I've seen all yall's movies.
I like'em a lot.

154
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:10,576
I like yours a lot too.

155
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:16,914
You have, tattoos. I like
tattoos.

156
00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:22,653
Well I have three, Randy.
Got one here... and one here.

157
00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,556
Where's lucky number three?

158
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:28,994
Well Don, if you saw that
one I'd have to kill you.

159
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,063
You all forgotten about your
friend here that you was

160
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,132
just so worried about?

161
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:49,680
Fuck. what is that shit?

162
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:52,251
Buttermilk will help.

163
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:58,655
You tried to kill me.

164
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:02,294
If I was trying to kill
you, you'd be dead.

165
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,596
What was in that shit?

166
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:08,600
It's Habanero seed shine.
One seed per gallon.

167
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:13,038
That is not ok. It is not ok to
give that shit to people

168
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,944
Two of them little bastards
and you can kiss your

169
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:21,980
ass good bye.
Kane!

170
00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:31,322
Dee Dee.

171
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,297
No shit..? Your name's really
Dee Dee?

172
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,466
That's right.

173
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:41,533
How do you spell that?

174
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:46,038
It's simple... Two D's.

175
00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:53,578
Two D's

176
00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:55,646
Damages at the pump?

177
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,984
How much she take?

178
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,620
Four Fourteen Eighty Eight

179
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,589
Ask him again.

180
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:10,028
I Didn't hear you...
How much?

181
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:16,535
Seventy Three Thirty Four

182
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:22,074
Think you have enough guns
around here?

183
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:25,810
Can't ever have enough guns
around here.

184
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,447
I hate guns.

185
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,716
More for me.

186
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:33,684
Charlene has a 350 Golden
Commando with a push button

187
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,555
torque fly tranny and three and
a quarter gears in a pumpkin.

188
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:38,456
Charlene?

189
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,794
This is one lean machine,
did your boyfriend build it?

190
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:46,330
Don't have one. Did. Fiance'.
He Died. Last winter.

191
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,400
Your father then?

192
00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:52,403
He died too. Same time. Last
winter. He helped me pick her

193
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,242
out, but I did the
restoration myself.

194
00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,278
Do you ever come out to the
trailer park?

195
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:04,448
RV park. Momma says trailer
parks are for trash.

196
00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:07,618
And I go out there sometimes to
go fishing on Saturdays.

197
00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:10,555
Spare shoe any good on that
bitch?

198
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:13,557
I put a whole can of
Flat'A Fix in it before we left.

199
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:17,261
Listen city boy, you put Flat'A
Fix in mounted spare

200
00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:21,432
and it settles in the bottom.
It's gotta roll to work.

201
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:25,737
She had me at mounted.

202
00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:31,809
I call the spaces areas.
Adds to the mystery, ya take area 13

203
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,516
Alright, five grand. Half now.
I'll take the fuel

204
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,584
and the window
from the balance on Sunday.

205
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,452
You are a stickler for
the details.

206
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:44,723
That's where the real fun
lives.

207
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,459
Dee Dee made you some
sandwiches. Pulled beef.

208
00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:49,326
Local. On the house.

209
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:50,561
Count it on the way
to the job.

210
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:51,429
I trust you.

211
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,298
Shoot, count it. Get out.

212
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,134
Ouch!

213
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,144
You ain't really mad
are you?

214
00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:10,581
It's called Resting Place.
Seven miles down.

215
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:14,719
Road turns to dirt 3 miles
after that. Down a hill.

216
00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:16,788
That's a weird name for a
trailer park.

217
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:21,125
It's an RV park.
Trailer parks are for trash.

218
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,828
You like the taste of blood?

219
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,565
Long as it's not mine.

220
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:29,401
Come on!
We gotta haul tits!

221
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:37,708
I gotta take advantage of
all this free publicity since

222
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:42,646
my Sid and that worthless puke
fiance of D D s got, tore up.

223
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,816
What happened? A bear?

224
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:47,351
That was winter,
you pecker-head.

225
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:49,688
Summer's now.
Everything eats in summer.

226
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:54,526
Everything s full as a tick.
Get outta here. Go on.

227
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:11,375
Don't get ahead of yourself...
whore-child.

228
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:14,445
Where did you say you
met your Agness?

229
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,716
Not my Agness. Online.

230
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,883
Yeah... That's a comfort.

231
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:20,317
She was a witch.

232
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:23,255
R.A. there's no such thing as
witches, witches aren't real.

233
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,757
Thats just in books
and movies.

234
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,524
I think witches are real.

235
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,193
My Nana was a witch.

236
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,662
Your who was a what?

237
00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:36,201
My Nana. Used to kill squirrels.
Cast spells. Black Magic.

238
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,701
We want to go home.

239
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:42,339
Nobodies going home. Malcolm,
tell R.A. you're full of shit.

240
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:48,580
R.A... I'm full of shit. But my
Nana was a witch!

241
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,682
Not funny Malcolm.

242
00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:54,652
You, are the scariest
thing out here.

243
00:20:57,654 --> 00:21:00,325
You rock the quilt my friend.

244
00:21:00,357 --> 00:21:05,496
I can be scary.
Really scary... Whoahhhh

245
00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:07,965
I got it. Da'yeah!

246
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:09,200
Got what?

247
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:13,804
Got the domain.
HauntYourRVpark.com. Go Daddy!

248
00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:19,810
Hey.

249
00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:22,413
JEEZE! Judas Priest!

250
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:24,615
Fuck, Randy.
Do you have any idea

251
00:21:24,648 --> 00:21:27,851
how close to death
you just came?

252
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:30,821
You're not Mister Black, Don,
so won't you just drop

253
00:21:30,855 --> 00:21:36,260
the attitude, cut all the
bullshit. You re from Piasaw.

254
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,461
I got a bar.

255
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:41,665
Yeah, me too.

256
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:43,835
You're a popular guy.

257
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,838
You know what, I'm gonna go over
here and check my message.

258
00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:51,576
Give you some privacy.

259
00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:56,480
All right so where's Grizzly
Adams, you said he was here.

260
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:58,615
Well he was. I had to
step over him to get out.

261
00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:00,050
Is he dead?

262
00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:01,952
Really? Most sincerely.

263
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:03,655
Look at that.

264
00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:05,324
Yeah I know.

265
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,993
Candles.

266
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:12,797
<i>Hi movie star.
Hope I don't sound like a stalker or</i>

267
00:22:12,829 --> 00:22:17,735
<i>anything but I wanted to hear
your voice. I like it. Sexy.</i>

268
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,005
<i>See you Sunday in the A.M.</i>

269
00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:26,978
Really? I'm getting so tired of
this shit.

270
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,512
<i>Trixie? Yeah it's Charlie.
Listen... Fuck it you</i>

271
00:22:31,648 --> 00:22:33,650
<i>didn't get the job. Not because
you don't dance well because</i>

272
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:37,689
<i>your too damn old. And I've
got to...</i>

273
00:22:37,721 --> 00:22:39,557
<i>I've got to move on...
consider yourself officially</i>

274
00:22:39,589 --> 00:22:42,894
<i>released from the agency.
You're fired.</i>

275
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:45,796
<i>Good luck though.</i>

276
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,842
<i>Skipping town? Think you're
pretty fucking smart dont you?</i>

277
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,076
Ready to go?

278
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:04,716
Yeah.

279
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,552
Good news

280
00:23:07,785 --> 00:23:11,390
Watch TV.

281
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:25,470
Et tu, Brute.

282
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:27,871
Who the hell gets fired by
their agent?

283
00:23:27,904 --> 00:23:33,077
Fuck him. You're a star.
It's his loss.

284
00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:37,982
You got star written all over
you baby doll.

285
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,824
Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio.

286
00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:49,894
A man of infinite jest
he had born.

287
00:23:52,028 --> 00:23:54,132
You wouldn't bullshit me,
would you, K?

288
00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,166
I bullshit you not, Trix.

289
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,536
Yeah...

290
00:24:02,539 --> 00:24:06,478
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I've got star written all

291
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:15,720
over me.

292
00:24:15,752 --> 00:24:17,221
Candles?

293
00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:23,127
Fuck!

294
00:24:28,566 --> 00:24:35,507
Son of a dead Zombie slut,
you're in love.

295
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,577
Why didn't you fucking tell
me?

296
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,780
Shit. Motherfucker.
God!

297
00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:46,485
Don, save me. Help me. Don!

298
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:52,190
My God, come on.
You...

299
00:24:52,222 --> 00:24:57,928
I don't know.

300
00:24:57,961 --> 00:25:02,066
Ewww... You smell that?

301
00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:03,999
Yeah.

302
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:16,748
Texting while driving is
dangerous.

303
00:25:49,846 --> 00:25:51,148
Don't we have any brakes?

304
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:53,518
Yeah we have brakes. Just
not many of 'em.

305
00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:54,586
What's that?

306
00:25:54,618 --> 00:25:55,786
That, is a log.

307
00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:57,187
That's good. That'll stop
us, right?

308
00:25:57,221 --> 00:25:59,958
No, that's bad.
But that'll stop us.

309
00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,528
That was fun.

310
00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:07,030
Fuck, R.A. you hurt Thelma,
God dammit.

311
00:26:07,064 --> 00:26:08,032
It was an accident.

312
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:09,701
You alright?
Is everybody alright?

313
00:26:09,733 --> 00:26:11,903
Get out of the way.

314
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,611
Fuck a fucking duck.

315
00:26:22,579 --> 00:26:23,548
Problem?

316
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:25,048
Bent her shoe when
we hit that log.

317
00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:29,554
Hey... Dude. I got you covered.
I had Double Dee put air in the

318
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:33,223
spare. Am I your hero
or what?

319
00:26:33,257 --> 00:26:36,961
Or what.

320
00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:40,564
Balls. We're gonna have to
change it. I'll limp us back

321
00:26:40,597 --> 00:26:42,799
to area thirteen and we'll
pull out her jack.

322
00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:52,943
Woo weee. She's a beauty.
Yes she is what a beauty

323
00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:56,980
you done there, buddy. Y all
come down that hill like a

324
00:26:57,013 --> 00:27:01,818
scalded cat.

325
00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:04,589
Figured I'd just come over
see if ya'll need a little help.

326
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:05,923
Thelma's brakes aren't
what they used to be.

327
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:07,724
And I did not expect
that hill.

328
00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:09,760
Hell, nobody does.

329
00:27:10,627 --> 00:27:12,262
Look out there
Freddie. Freddie!

330
00:27:12,296 --> 00:27:17,736
It's, Teddy. Freddie was the
first one. I'm... number two

331
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:22,906
I'm talking to the
dog... Teddy.

332
00:27:23,406 --> 00:27:26,778
Ya'll need to move out to an
area were this will still roll

333
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,350
Agness told us to take area
thirteen.

334
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,420
Sure... Agnes.

335
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,424
Area thirteen is down the end
of this road. Down by the river.

336
00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:45,996
You all get in any trouble.
You need any help changing

337
00:27:46,029 --> 00:27:52,703
that shoe... I m in Area
fifty-one. Down the hill, cross

338
00:27:52,737 --> 00:28:01,846
the lake. Down on the left...
But don t come this way, you'll

339
00:28:01,878 --> 00:28:07,317
bust your can. Yep, follow them
lights. That's the only way to

340
00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:13,224
go. That's the easy way. Come on
Freddie! Look out little buddy.

341
00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:15,192
What's that over there?
Is that a hog?

342
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,795
Alright let's go. We
gotta lighten our load

343
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:19,195
everybody out.

344
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,666
It's not a shoe it's a rim.
What is it with you RV people?

345
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,003
I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry! OK, OK!

346
00:28:25,769 --> 00:28:28,839
Guys, guys, guys.
I'm gonna take a shower.

347
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,075
It's time to wear and scare.

348
00:28:35,311 --> 00:28:37,381
Come on, let's go.

349
00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:43,454
I said you're walking.

350
00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:49,359
Don, stop looking at my ass.

351
00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:51,296
Can't stop honey, can't stop.

352
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:55,266
Let's go... Move or bleed.
Move or bleed.

353
00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:29,733
Yeah... that's a
nice place to park.

354
00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:30,802
I Didn't see it.

355
00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:32,870
I see that.

356
00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:35,972
We gott'a get her shoe fixed
and get to scaring some people.

357
00:29:36,006 --> 00:29:37,074
Don't you think you're
taking that "her"

358
00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:39,042
shit a little too far? I
mean, Thelma s an it.

359
00:29:39,076 --> 00:29:44,382
Man. This is cool. I bet I
can put it up.

360
00:29:47,518 --> 00:29:52,890
Shit! My God! My God It's
killing me it hurts!

361
00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:57,127
Get it out! Get it out! My
God it hurts!

362
00:29:57,161 --> 00:30:04,769
Here, here, here sit on this.
Let's think about it.

363
00:30:04,801 --> 00:30:08,071
Think about it? Take it out God
dammit! Please!

364
00:30:08,505 --> 00:30:08,872
Pull the bloody thing out God
dammit!

365
00:30:08,905 --> 00:30:12,210
Hey!

366
00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:13,845
Shit. That hurts, man!

367
00:30:13,877 --> 00:30:16,079
Really? You're Yelling? How the
hell are we supposed to scare

368
00:30:16,113 --> 00:30:18,015
people around here when
everybody already knows

369
00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:19,115
we're here

370
00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,251
You look scary nice.

371
00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:25,456
Puppy pecker for brains here
put a totem pole through

372
00:30:25,489 --> 00:30:26,958
my foot.

373
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,826
Actually, It's not a totem
pole. It's...

374
00:30:28,858 --> 00:30:29,793
Who cares?

375
00:30:29,826 --> 00:30:30,795
Kane.

376
00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:32,462
Hey. If you don't
shut up I'm gonna

377
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:34,198
put the totem pole up your ass.

378
00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:35,500
I'm gonna put it
up all yall's ass.

379
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:39,103
Hey Fellas. Do you mind if I
go out and fright

380
00:30:39,135 --> 00:30:40,805
someone before it
gets too dark?

381
00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:42,339
That's a good idea, R.A. You
get out there and

382
00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:44,040
fright some people.
We'll join you when we

383
00:30:44,074 --> 00:30:45,176
get Thelma fixed up.

384
00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:48,546
Hey, I'm still
getting paid, right?

385
00:30:48,578 --> 00:30:50,214
Even though I can't walk?

386
00:30:50,547 --> 00:30:55,419
Drag a foot. It's scarier
when you drag a foot.

387
00:30:55,451 --> 00:30:56,720
That's a great idea.

388
00:30:56,753 --> 00:30:59,956
Where's the jack? Let's get
this thing fixed and get to

389
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:02,125
work. I don t want to
piss off your Agness.

390
00:31:02,159 --> 00:31:03,928
She's Not my Agness!

391
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:07,498
Abaagarrrrr!

392
00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:09,032
The jacks around the back.

393
00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:11,001
Abaagarrrrr!!

394
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,971
I'll get the spare.

395
00:31:15,905 --> 00:31:19,476
R.A. Honey bear.
Don't do that.

396
00:31:19,509 --> 00:31:21,545
You know they dubbed in
that yell, right?

397
00:31:21,577 --> 00:31:23,013
That was never
really you.

398
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,348
Yeah... but I've got to
find... something real

399
00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:26,951
for out here.

400
00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:28,286
Where's the jack?

401
00:31:28,318 --> 00:31:30,153
Think I oughta use my
Skill saw?

402
00:31:30,186 --> 00:31:33,390
Yeah. Go get'em big boy.
Scare'em good ok!

403
00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:36,559
Don? Please...

404
00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:40,431
Hey Kane..?
What about my foot?

405
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,232
Trixie. Give me your towel.

406
00:31:42,266 --> 00:31:44,269
Such a pussy.

407
00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:48,105
Okay... easy. Easy.
Easy...

408
00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:02,986
This'll stop the bleeding.

409
00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:07,025
It hurts,

410
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:12,363
My...

411
00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:12,997
Good?

412
00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:13,631
Yeah.

413
00:32:13,663 --> 00:32:14,965
Good.

414
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:19,403
Hey, Malcolm. Drag your foot
over and give me a hand

415
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:40,090
Set the key pole and lean
the others against it.

416
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:44,627
Do you ever shut up?
You're like a dead pig farting.

417
00:32:44,661 --> 00:32:46,964
You re a theatrical Jew.
Not a fucking Indian.

418
00:32:46,997 --> 00:32:48,065
I m a fucking Indian.

419
00:32:48,097 --> 00:32:49,133
Yeah? I know how to set up
a Tee Pee

420
00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:50,634
I went to summer camp.

421
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:53,471
Yeah? Camp Shlo Mo in
Griffith Park?

422
00:32:54,137 --> 00:32:55,939
Hey, what is the problem
over there?

423
00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:57,140
I don't have the key pole!

424
00:32:57,173 --> 00:33:00,510
Go easy. She comes off
this jack, we're screwed.

425
00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:02,646
Hey, I know how to
jack up a car, okay.

426
00:33:02,679 --> 00:33:05,282
I've jacked up a
car before, alright?

427
00:33:05,315 --> 00:33:07,151
Okay. Okay. I just worry
about my Thelma.

428
00:33:07,183 --> 00:33:08,351
She s all I have.

429
00:33:08,384 --> 00:33:12,556
Why don't you fucking
jack her up? Fuck you, man.

430
00:33:12,588 --> 00:33:15,259
What the hell's got his
panties all in a wad?

431
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:17,028
I don't know.

432
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:19,529
Look, I've got good news and
bad news.

433
00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:21,632
She rolls but she's not gonna
hold any weight.

434
00:33:21,664 --> 00:33:25,368
Keep your fur on little
friend. Seven more seconds!

435
00:33:25,402 --> 00:33:30,708
Four. Three. Two. One... Ding.
Hot and buttery!

436
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,475
You really using that?

437
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:33,711
Yeah.

438
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,380
That things old. I mean
really old.

439
00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,449
That's older than me old.
Dude.

440
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:51,395
Yea...

441
00:33:52,628 --> 00:34:03,606
Yea, good, nice!
I rock this quilt!

442
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,709
Because it's not about
muscle, meathead.

443
00:34:05,741 --> 00:34:08,211
It s about impact.
Wanna see a little trick?

444
00:34:08,244 --> 00:34:09,045
Yeah.

445
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:12,016
One, two, three.

446
00:34:12,048 --> 00:34:14,152
Shit. Easy.

447
00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:16,019
Don't shit a duck.
She's fine.

448
00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:18,355
Did that thing put a hole in
her ceiling?

449
00:34:18,387 --> 00:34:20,623
Better not have put
a hole in her ceiling.

450
00:34:20,657 --> 00:34:23,394
Her ceiling is fine, grandma.

451
00:34:29,398 --> 00:34:33,203
Yes. Yes!

452
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,438
Good job man.

453
00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,438
Let's go eat.

454
00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:36,340
Let's go eat.

455
00:34:38,074 --> 00:34:41,445
That was good. That was good.

456
00:34:52,222 --> 00:34:54,392
You smell something,
little man?

457
00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:07,271
Protection mode, compadre.
Comprende?

458
00:35:31,327 --> 00:35:33,797
You picked the wrong RV there...

459
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,876
Mister?

460
00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:53,116
Now that's creepy.

461
00:35:53,150 --> 00:36:00,657
Mister? You okay? I was just
trying to scare ya.

462
00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:06,596
Crap. Crap...

463
00:36:14,637 --> 00:36:16,340
I wanna go home!

464
00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:18,741
If she falls, so help me,
Randy.

465
00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:21,445
I'm not the one who came
down that hill

466
00:36:21,478 --> 00:36:24,648
like I was in a
fucking rodeo

467
00:36:25,315 --> 00:36:28,751
Shut up. Lemme get this pole
out of the way.

468
00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:33,223
He's dead. I killed him. I
don't wanna be here.

469
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:34,758
I want to go home!

470
00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:36,961
R.A. wait. Don't go in
there!

471
00:36:46,869 --> 00:36:47,804
Shit.

472
00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:04,822
Ladies and Gentleman,
Boys and girls...

473
00:37:26,842 --> 00:37:28,478
You alright, K?

474
00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:30,480
Lucky fucker landed in it.

475
00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:34,485
What's your name? Corgie? C

476
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,688
I heard he died on the table.
You'll get your turn.

477
00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:40,623
Everybody's gotta have a
gimmick.

478
00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:41,959
Which one are you?

479
00:37:41,992 --> 00:37:45,763
That's R.A. Mihailoff, He's
the shit. The real deal.

480
00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:48,898
He can t talk because his
mom burned his tongue out

481
00:37:48,931 --> 00:37:52,402
with a curling iron when he was
wait, How old are you?

482
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:55,773
Eleven. I like the fourth
quiltface better. The

483
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,775
fourth quiltface was cool.

484
00:37:57,807 --> 00:37:59,610
The fourth quiltface was CGI.

485
00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,378
I was eleven.

486
00:38:01,411 --> 00:38:03,447
If your mother burned out your
tongue when you were eleven

487
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,248
how come you can talk now?

488
00:38:05,282 --> 00:38:08,019
You're eleven now. How come you
can talk?

489
00:38:08,284 --> 00:38:09,886
Because I'm alive you moron.

490
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,488
I can fix that.

491
00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:13,490
Not again, R.A. please.

492
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:23,267
Hodder?

493
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,269
Hi'ya, C. Having a good
show?

494
00:38:26,302 --> 00:38:28,538
It's K actually. Can't
talk right now.

495
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:29,740
I've got a line out the door.

496
00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:33,410
Yeah... right. You see that
freak show across from

497
00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:38,749
your empty table? He s mine.
Don t bullshit me, Kane.

498
00:38:38,782 --> 00:38:42,619
You bullshit me, I get angry. I
get angry, you get hurt.

499
00:38:42,652 --> 00:38:44,420
You know I hate guns,
Kassir.

500
00:38:44,454 --> 00:38:46,990
Yeah... funny for a guy who
shoots a hundred people

501
00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:49,693
a minute in his movie.

502
00:38:49,726 --> 00:38:51,729
These people are weird.

503
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:54,331
Here's what you're gonna
do. You're going to put every

504
00:38:54,364 --> 00:38:57,800
sweaty $20 bill you make this
weekend into a bag and then you

505
00:38:57,833 --> 00:39:01,971
are going to give it to my
masochistic pal there. And C..?

506
00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:05,442
You're not my keeper,
Kassir. And it's K actually.

507
00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:09,645
Who gives a shit? When I add
those sweaty twenty dollar bills

508
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:12,516
up they better come
somewhere awfully fucking

509
00:39:12,548 --> 00:39:15,552
close to that twenty-five
hundred bucks I paid to

510
00:39:15,585 --> 00:39:18,722
option that shit-turd of a
screenplay you wrote

511
00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:22,026
or I will be angry on the
Sabbath.

512
00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:30,333
What?

513
00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:31,802
How's your thirteenth?

514
00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:36,374
It's Shit. My thirteenth is
shit, Agness

515
00:39:37,373 --> 00:39:39,042
We on then?

516
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,578
Gimmie an hour.

517
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:43,646
Will do.

518
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:45,915
How's the movie money
coming? The Texas

519
00:39:45,949 --> 00:39:47,851
investor still solid?

520
00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:50,554
Everybody wants to be in the
movies but nobody wants to pay

521
00:39:50,586 --> 00:39:55,025
for it. Texas investor's
full of shit.

522
00:39:55,057 --> 00:39:57,628
I liked your script.
Scared me.

523
00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,030
Birds scare you, R.A.

524
00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,365
I hate birds.

525
00:40:02,398 --> 00:40:04,801
You guys gotta see Trixie's
blood ballet burlesque.

526
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,570
It is out of sight she is
so hot!

527
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,706
She have a crowd?

528
00:40:09,739 --> 00:40:13,376
A coupl'a kids... A
guy jerkin' off and me.

529
00:40:13,409 --> 00:40:15,978
But she does it every hour on
the hour and im gonna tell ya,

530
00:40:16,012 --> 00:40:19,048
I wanna get some of that blood
on my finger.

531
00:40:19,081 --> 00:40:21,717
You are a sick old bastard,
Soggy.

532
00:40:21,751 --> 00:40:25,389
Said Quiltface to the Butcher.

533
00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:26,722
Which one are you?

534
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,057
Which one do you want me to
be?

535
00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:30,960
I really liked number three.
Number three is my favorite!

536
00:40:30,994 --> 00:40:34,164
Mine too. I'm number three.
Now buy a picture before

537
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:37,733
I skin you alive and use your
face as a night light!

538
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:42,071
Mom, he's number three, can I
get two? He's number three.

539
00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:43,507
Look kiddo... I...

540
00:40:43,539 --> 00:40:45,641
Hey ma'am theres an ATM
right over there in the coffin.

541
00:40:45,675 --> 00:40:48,479
They are only young once, don't
dissapoint.

542
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,614
Thanks, Teddy.

543
00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:53,750
Yeah... thanks, Teddy.

544
00:40:53,782 --> 00:40:55,818
What's your name, sweetie?
I'll get these started for ya.

545
00:40:55,851 --> 00:41:00,123
Just your name and number three.
I'm gonna sell them on ebay.

546
00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:03,461
Thanks, Mason.

547
00:41:05,094 --> 00:41:07,930
You weren't number three.
Richard was number three.

548
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:11,601
I know that. But he'd do the
same for me.

549
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,103
May God rest his soul.

550
00:41:13,135 --> 00:41:15,806
May God rest his soul.

551
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:28,951
Guys... I wanna go home.

552
00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:33,690
R.A. Don't move. I'm gonna
go fix the jack.

553
00:41:33,722 --> 00:41:35,558
The brick cracked...

554
00:41:35,592 --> 00:41:39,963
Shit... Don't move,
Don't move...

555
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:42,967
God dammit.

556
00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:46,168
Shit, Shit.

557
00:41:46,202 --> 00:41:49,506
Hey R.A. Why don't you just
slide on out of there, nice and

558
00:41:49,539 --> 00:41:50,941
easy. Come on.

559
00:41:50,974 --> 00:41:53,677
Can't. I don't want to
be here.

560
00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:55,545
Sure you can. Because
you have to.

561
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,781
So just slide out nice and easy,
right to me.

562
00:41:57,813 --> 00:42:00,116
Can't. I Wanna go home.

563
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:01,852
I'm scared Kane.

564
00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:04,153
I know. Relax, R.A.

565
00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:05,489
I can't.

566
00:42:05,521 --> 00:42:08,157
You remember that time at
Monster Mania.

567
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,059
Shit.

568
00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:13,129
Just calm down buddy, pull
yourself together big guy cause

569
00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:15,498
we are going to get you
out of there, got it?

570
00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:18,869
Stop... stop wagging your tail
fritter, your tickling me!

571
00:42:18,902 --> 00:42:21,838
And that guy asked you what
R.A. stands for, I chimed in I

572
00:42:21,871 --> 00:42:24,807
said it was reach around but you
didnt think it was very funny?

573
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,509
It's not very funny K.

574
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:29,179
No, but and then Sid Haig...
God Dammit

575
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,615
Fritter.

576
00:42:32,648 --> 00:42:34,717
Shit.

577
00:42:34,751 --> 00:42:37,086
Shit. Kane...
I'm scared.

578
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:40,022
Don't move. Don't move.
Randy! Get him out of there!

579
00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:41,191
Son of a bitch!

580
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,131
Fritter, come on. Here boy.
Here boy. Jump!

581
00:42:48,164 --> 00:42:53,571
Come on Fritter. Come to me
baby... Jump to me!

582
00:42:59,242 --> 00:43:01,311
Shit...

583
00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:16,093
It's okay, Fritter...
good boy.

584
00:43:23,099 --> 00:43:25,268
Is that what I think it is?

585
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,335
Yeah.

586
00:43:26,369 --> 00:43:28,005
Guys you will not believe what I
just saw.

587
00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:30,139
This place freaks me out!

588
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,707
Is he dead?

589
00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:33,576
Yeah.

590
00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:35,945
That can't be good.

591
00:43:39,081 --> 00:43:42,786
My God. What happened?

592
00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:47,324
A stupid accident.

593
00:43:52,695 --> 00:43:55,699
We are being paid a thousand
bucks each to scare some

594
00:43:55,731 --> 00:43:58,517
people. This is an R.V. park wth
a gimmick. None of this

595
00:43:58,518 --> 00:44:00,604
shit is real.
It's all accidents!

596
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:01,605
This is bullshit.

597
00:44:01,637 --> 00:44:02,605
No it isn't bullshit!

598
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:05,108
Bullshit! Bullshit, Kane!

599
00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:10,213
Wait. Kane has a point.
R.A. was an accident,

600
00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:13,849
that's plain and simple.
Malcolm... he's probably out

601
00:44:13,882 --> 00:44:16,018
eating mushrooms,
talking to his socks.

602
00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:20,123
Randy knocked over a candle.
Wrestlers are clumsy.

603
00:44:20,155 --> 00:44:23,125
He wasn't the wrestler. He
was the actor.

604
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:24,661
Whatever.

605
00:44:24,693 --> 00:44:27,797
Then it's cursed. Just like
the old witch said!

606
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,833
It's unlucky! Cursed!

607
00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:32,168
Well, it's bad luck to be
superstitious.

608
00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:36,339
Don... If I didn't know you,
I might find you witty and

609
00:44:36,371 --> 00:44:39,643
attractive, but since I do,
I don't!

610
00:44:39,675 --> 00:44:42,211
There's four of us. I say we
get a goodnight's sleep.

611
00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,280
Two in the tent, two in Thelma
and

612
00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:46,082
we scope it out in the
morning.

613
00:44:46,115 --> 00:44:49,186
And what about the motorhome
fire? What? We gonna go

614
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,153
down there and make s'mores?

615
00:44:51,186 --> 00:44:53,889
Just let it burn out. I'm
sure the fire department is here

616
00:44:53,922 --> 00:44:56,892
and if you still want to leave,
you can hitch a ride with them!

617
00:44:56,925 --> 00:44:59,362
If you're afraid, I'll sleep
with you.

618
00:44:59,394 --> 00:45:04,701
I sleep with Fritter. Period.
And we'll take the tee pee.

619
00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,843
So if we don't scare the shit
outt'a everybody in this place

620
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:13,877
We don't get paid right?

621
00:45:13,909 --> 00:45:15,811
I'm not leaving,
I need the money.

622
00:45:15,844 --> 00:45:17,346
Maybe ZZ Top has a jack.

623
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:19,816
No way that poor old
bastard has a jack.

624
00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:21,818
Probably lives in a tent.

625
00:45:21,851 --> 00:45:24,887
It's worth checking.
We can't leave R.A.

626
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,692
pinned to the ceiling.
It's Area 51 down by the river.

627
00:45:28,724 --> 00:45:31,461
Somebody has to ask him.

628
00:45:36,932 --> 00:45:39,235
I have an injured foot.

629
00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:45,876
Ok. Fine. I'll go.

630
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,211
Hey, still got any
Flat'A Fix?

631
00:45:48,244 --> 00:45:52,516
I got one can left. Don't
use it all. In the bag.

632
00:45:55,318 --> 00:45:58,822
Why do they take my shit?
I don't get get this crap.

633
00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:01,023
Why the fuck am I even here?

634
00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:08,164
Now this, is a motorhome.

635
00:46:08,197 --> 00:46:11,400
Never gonna do this shit again.
This is bullshit.

636
00:46:11,434 --> 00:46:15,238
Can't believe this, I don't
wanna do this anymore.

637
00:46:15,271 --> 00:46:19,109
Fucking Icons, mother fuckers.

638
00:46:27,182 --> 00:46:29,552
You don't mind, do you?

639
00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:32,288
How's anybody huff this
shit it's like glue?

640
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,090
It IS glue!

641
00:46:34,123 --> 00:46:37,027
Don't be a hater.

642
00:47:00,148 --> 00:47:09,960
And Bingo was his name-o.
Damn.

643
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:27,878
Don?

644
00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:31,548
Woah. Woah. Don't shoort
It's me. Malcolm.

645
00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:37,887
Fuck, Don? You wasted the dog
and the mountain dude?

646
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,956
Mountain dude was dead when I
got here. Dog attacked me.

647
00:47:40,989 --> 00:47:45,494
Had to shoot him.
He jumped out at me.

648
00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:49,265
I've never seen a dead
person before.

649
00:47:49,298 --> 00:47:51,835
I have.

650
00:47:51,867 --> 00:47:52,936
Can I ask you a question?

651
00:47:52,969 --> 00:47:55,505
You just did.

652
00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:57,106
Why don't like me?

653
00:47:57,139 --> 00:48:01,344
You try too hard, Malcolm. You
don't fit in, nobody likes you.

654
00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:22,466
People like me.

655
00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:31,374
Really? We're playing catch
while R.A.'s inside

656
00:48:31,407 --> 00:48:33,109
rotting on a stick?

657
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:35,077
If we wanna get outta here we
need to get the glue to

658
00:48:35,110 --> 00:48:36,313
spread all the way
around the rim.

659
00:48:40,315 --> 00:48:43,018
God, you're a lot of help.

660
00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:44,554
That's bullshit.

661
00:48:44,586 --> 00:48:45,554
Bullshit is it?

662
00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:46,990
Yeah, it's bullshit!

663
00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,291
Yeah, you got a better idea?

664
00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:50,927
Yea, I do have a better idea.

665
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,696
And there it is.

666
00:48:59,702 --> 00:49:02,406
Shit. Look out!

667
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:07,409
Trying to fucking kill us?

668
00:49:07,443 --> 00:49:08,211
Yeah!

669
00:49:08,244 --> 00:49:09,412
That was Soggy. Sorry man.

670
00:49:09,445 --> 00:49:11,014
Randy. It was Randy.

671
00:49:11,047 --> 00:49:13,282
Get in the lake and get it.
It's the spare, we need it.

672
00:49:13,315 --> 00:49:14,984
You go get it.

673
00:49:15,018 --> 00:49:16,519
I'm not gonna go get it.

674
00:49:16,552 --> 00:49:18,088
Go get it.

675
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,289
Don my foot!

676
00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:21,657
You're the pecker-neck.
You go get the fucking tire!

677
00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:24,226
Alright! Alright!

678
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:26,262
You never killed
anybody in a movie.

679
00:49:26,295 --> 00:49:31,001
I killed thirty four
people last movie.

680
00:49:33,969 --> 00:49:35,204
I'm not a pecker-neck!

681
00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:37,006
That was your fucking fault.
Man, you're the one that

682
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:38,108
fucking rolled it.

683
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:40,077
Yeah. My idea.

684
00:49:53,322 --> 00:49:56,659
I was number two, too.
Fuck you twice.

685
00:49:56,692 --> 00:49:59,262
So what I was in a fucking
movie thirty years ago

686
00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:06,670
about a fucking killer car! Fuck
you! I'm never gonna work again!

687
00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,483
Well you were number two, too,
too.

688
00:50:21,516 --> 00:50:23,318
What the hell does
that even mean?

689
00:50:23,351 --> 00:50:25,221
Yeah, well you were
wearing the tutu.

690
00:50:25,253 --> 00:50:27,056
For the love of God.

691
00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:30,327
Fucking snakes on a boat.

692
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:58,221
Good... And... Right there.

693
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,028
It's stuck.

694
00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:07,064
On what?

695
00:51:08,297 --> 00:51:15,806
Metal? Wood?Bone?

696
00:51:18,106 --> 00:51:21,610
Come on you little fucker.

697
00:51:47,135 --> 00:51:49,338
Just a second.

698
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:55,244
Bill. Where's your coin?

699
00:51:58,681 --> 00:52:01,518
Tossed it in the swamp.

700
00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:21,170
Yes! That's how, Don.

701
00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:23,439
Randy. Why don't you and
Trixie go see what

702
00:52:23,472 --> 00:52:25,275
happened to Malcolm?

703
00:52:25,307 --> 00:52:30,646
That's a good idea. Trix. Come
on let's go find Malcolm.

704
00:52:31,313 --> 00:52:33,315
What are you gonna do?

705
00:52:35,217 --> 00:52:37,719
Let's just go.

706
00:52:37,753 --> 00:52:39,422
Stay, Fritter.

707
00:52:39,454 --> 00:52:42,458
Hey Kane! If you can't pull it
out you're gonna have to

708
00:52:42,490 --> 00:52:44,159
pull the metal around.

709
00:52:44,193 --> 00:52:46,796
I don't want to hurt Thelma
any more than I have to.

710
00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:49,899
Fuck Thelma. We gotta get
R.A. off the ceiling.

711
00:52:53,635 --> 00:52:56,405
Maybe they'll like me now. Hehe.
I did it.

712
00:53:08,784 --> 00:53:11,954
Sorry R.A.

713
00:53:20,329 --> 00:53:25,802
Fuck.

714
00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:30,706
You did a good job, Bill.

715
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:35,878
No I didn't.

716
00:53:38,947 --> 00:53:40,516
Malcolm?!

717
00:53:42,684 --> 00:53:45,621
Malcolm? You out there, buddy?

718
00:53:45,655 --> 00:53:48,658
Malcolm!

719
00:53:51,327 --> 00:53:55,198
Alright. Push me off. And
you stay here.

720
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:56,599
The fuck I will.

721
00:53:56,632 --> 00:53:59,668
Damn how we supposed to get him
down, he's too heavy!

722
00:53:59,702 --> 00:54:03,506
We gotta lay him down.
Pull him out by his arms.

723
00:54:03,539 --> 00:54:06,776
On three.
One...

724
00:54:06,976 --> 00:54:09,579
Push us off then.

725
00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:13,650
All right baby?

726
00:54:15,384 --> 00:54:16,918
Agahhhh!

727
00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:19,789
It's okay. It's okay.
It's dead!

728
00:54:19,822 --> 00:54:21,490
Randy! Randy!

729
00:54:21,523 --> 00:54:30,732
Hey. Alright?
Sorry

730
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,235
I told you the fucker was heavy.
Jesus!

731
00:54:33,268 --> 00:54:36,371
A little help, please? Guys.
Help me!

732
00:54:36,405 --> 00:54:38,908
Come on get him out. He's
getting smothered. come on!

733
00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:40,676
Malcolm?!

734
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,251
I don't see him.

735
00:54:49,284 --> 00:54:53,556
One, two, three.

736
00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:55,858
Man...

737
00:54:55,891 --> 00:55:00,329
Grab the boat.
We'll tow it in behind us.

738
00:55:05,467 --> 00:55:07,569
Just hold on to
the fucking boat.

739
00:55:07,603 --> 00:55:16,046
Randy, you're scaring me.
Malcolm! Malcom!

740
00:55:19,614 --> 00:55:21,783
You gonna talk over him?

741
00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:23,619
We didn't bury him.

742
00:55:23,652 --> 00:55:26,621
Well, It looked like you were
gonna say something. So either

743
00:55:26,655 --> 00:55:30,793
say it or cover him
the fuck up.

744
00:55:30,826 --> 00:55:34,496
Poor R.A.

745
00:55:34,530 --> 00:55:36,899
Why are we wasting our time
with Thelma?

746
00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:40,569
There's a great
R.V. just down the road.

747
00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,505
What the hell are you talking
about?

748
00:55:42,538 --> 00:55:47,510
Well... The old fuckers dead.
He died of a heart attack

749
00:55:47,543 --> 00:55:51,948
or AIDS or some damn thing. And
I had to shoot mini Kujo.

750
00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:55,918
So let's take his R.V...

751
00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:59,356
So because he's dead, we can
just take his R.V.?

752
00:56:00,356 --> 00:56:03,659
He sure as fuck isn't gonna
use it.

753
00:56:03,692 --> 00:56:05,827
Hey, Where's Malcolm?

754
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:11,400
Found a boat, his hat, spare
tire but no Malcolm.

755
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,003
The hell did you get us into
anyway Kane?

756
00:56:15,036 --> 00:56:18,807
Got you into a thousand bucks,
That's what.

757
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,411
Got us into a cluster fuck.

758
00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:23,746
Take needle dick here down to
the old fucker's R.V. and bring

759
00:56:23,778 --> 00:56:27,784
it up here. At least all of us
can sleep inside tonight.

760
00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:30,052
Come on bounce-boy.

761
00:56:30,085 --> 00:56:32,387
You old fuckers are funny.

762
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,390
I gotta go check my
messages.

763
00:56:34,889 --> 00:56:36,358
Not here, there's no
service.

764
00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:38,527
Well what about up the hill?
By the gate?

765
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:42,030
I don't know. But I can't
let you go up there alone...

766
00:56:42,063 --> 00:56:44,766
I'll stay here and guard
the body.

767
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,568
Guess that means you're
coming with.

768
00:56:46,902 --> 00:56:47,604
Okay

769
00:57:13,628 --> 00:57:16,699
Fuckin', Randy.

770
00:57:18,032 --> 00:57:19,935
Where did everybody go?

771
00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:22,505
Soggy? Randy? Don?

772
00:57:22,538 --> 00:57:24,806
This is freaking me out, Kane.

773
00:57:26,574 --> 00:57:28,410
What the fuck was that?

774
00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:34,517
Can... Cand...
It's me! It's me!

775
00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:37,019
Shit...

776
00:57:37,753 --> 00:57:38,855
What happened?

777
00:57:38,887 --> 00:57:41,623
Randy... Candle...

778
00:57:41,657 --> 00:57:42,725
Randy? Where is Randy?

779
00:57:42,757 --> 00:57:43,492
Dead.

780
00:57:43,525 --> 00:57:44,493
What?!

781
00:57:44,527 --> 00:57:45,927
Whadd'ya mean, dead?

782
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,129
What the fuck do you think I
mean? Dead.

783
00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:50,699
He burnt up like a marshmallow
in a fuckin' pellet stove.

784
00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:51,734
The motorhome.

785
00:57:55,471 --> 00:57:58,041
Fuck... see?

786
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:00,710
I'm getting the hell out of
here.

787
00:58:00,742 --> 00:58:02,143
Whaddya mean you're getting
the hell outta here?

788
00:58:02,177 --> 00:58:03,746
You know, what do you think I
mean?

789
00:58:03,778 --> 00:58:05,681
I sure the hell don't mean I'm
going down there to open

790
00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,650
a donut shop by the fucking
lake!

791
00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:09,117
You are over reacting.

792
00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:12,888
Really? R.A. is dead.
Malcolm is missing

793
00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:15,824
and Randy just blew up
like a water heater in a hot

794
00:58:15,858 --> 00:58:17,727
duplex... and you're in love.

795
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,795
Wait...

796
00:58:19,827 --> 00:58:20,496
You're in love?

797
00:58:23,498 --> 00:58:25,567
Hey, hey hey! Dude
get back up here!

798
00:58:25,601 --> 00:58:28,637
I'm not paying
you to wander the halls!

799
00:58:31,239 --> 00:58:32,741
Hater.

800
00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:35,778
It's Hodder, fuckhead. This
show sucks.

801
00:58:35,811 --> 00:58:37,814
You suck. We're leaving.

802
00:58:38,847 --> 00:58:41,251
You leave...
you're not coming back.

803
00:58:42,050 --> 00:58:45,054
That's a chance
we'll have to take

804
00:58:46,521 --> 00:58:47,657
Malcolm!

805
00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:51,092
I'll come back if
you want me too.

806
00:58:51,126 --> 00:58:53,730
I expected them to go, not you.

807
00:58:55,563 --> 00:58:58,567
If you get it you'd be with
the touring company. Ballet?

808
00:58:59,635 --> 00:59:02,038
Yeah. The Eugene.
Thirty-seven weeks.

809
00:59:02,570 --> 00:59:03,505
I won't get it.

810
00:59:03,539 --> 00:59:06,543
You'll get it. You're great.

811
00:59:07,175 --> 00:59:09,177
Thank you.

812
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:16,653
I'll meet you at the river
road lot in an hour

813
00:59:17,219 --> 00:59:18,655
I'm gonna go gas up Thelma.

814
00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:24,626
I love me some Colonel.

815
00:59:24,659 --> 00:59:27,228
How come Soggy carries around
that flask of Tequila

816
00:59:27,262 --> 00:59:28,764
and he won't drink it?

817
00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:30,132
Why don't you ask...

818
00:59:30,164 --> 00:59:32,835
Take the picture, Malcolm! It's
shittin' hot out here!

819
00:59:32,867 --> 00:59:36,271
Come on, Quilt.
Make with the face.

820
00:59:39,574 --> 00:59:41,710
C'mon man, take a picture,
let's do it.

821
00:59:42,577 --> 00:59:43,411
Come on, do the face.

822
00:59:43,445 --> 00:59:44,880
Why didn't you get one
inside?

823
00:59:44,913 --> 00:59:46,748
Do the face...
do the face!

824
00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:48,217
Why didn't you get it
inside!?

825
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:50,152
They charge in there, dude.
It's too much.

826
00:59:50,184 --> 00:59:55,625
Ready?

827
00:59:55,657 --> 00:59:57,626
No dude. It's Gotta be blue.

828
00:59:57,659 --> 00:59:59,260
What was it like in seven when
you hung that dude

829
00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:00,695
with the razor wire?

830
01:00:00,728 --> 01:00:01,763
That was so radical.

831
01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,898
You ate his heart with a
plastic spork.

832
01:00:03,931 --> 01:00:06,635
It wasn't razor wire. It was
rubber bands tied

833
01:00:06,668 --> 01:00:08,136
to a silver string.

834
01:00:08,170 --> 01:00:09,905
Like this.

835
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,276
I got it.

836
01:00:14,309 --> 01:00:16,045
Is this the part where you
fill up at some

837
01:00:16,077 --> 01:00:18,947
remote gas station and meet the
stringy haired Hag

838
01:00:18,981 --> 01:00:22,852
who feeds you to her emotionally
disturbed daughter?

839
01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:27,890
Does this look like a remote
gas station to you?

840
01:00:28,222 --> 01:00:31,661
Oooohhhh...

841
01:00:31,693 --> 01:00:33,061
It must be so cool being you
guys.

842
01:00:33,094 --> 01:00:35,797
You got the best job in the
fucking world!

843
01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:47,375
It's mine. I mean, it's real.

844
01:00:47,409 --> 01:00:49,412
It suits you.

845
01:00:50,411 --> 01:00:51,146
What's your name?

846
01:00:51,179 --> 01:00:53,281
People call me, Chunks.

847
01:00:53,315 --> 01:00:55,318
I don't mind.
I like being chunky.

848
01:00:55,851 --> 01:00:57,854
Bony women look
like shit on a stick.

849
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,757
It'sgotta be blue so it can
be authenticated.

850
01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:04,661
Thank you Colonel Wilson.

851
01:01:09,931 --> 01:01:11,933
I'm going to do something I
don't normally do. Chunks.

852
01:01:14,036 --> 01:01:16,039
I'm gonna tell you the truth.

853
01:01:16,905 --> 01:01:18,908
I'm not doing a movie.

854
01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:24,914
And this beauty here is both my
ride and my humble abode.

855
01:01:24,947 --> 01:01:30,318
Best fucking job in the world.

856
01:01:30,351 --> 01:01:32,420
Tell'em any different and
I'll hang you on razor wire

857
01:01:32,454 --> 01:01:35,992
and eat your heart with
a plastic spork.

858
01:01:43,364 --> 01:01:45,367
I think Thelma's beautiful.

859
01:01:45,967 --> 01:01:47,836
Paid cash for her thirty
years ago when I had

860
01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:52,074
cash to pay.
Broke at the moment.

861
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:58,114
But as of about a minute
ago, I suddenly feel optimistic.

862
01:01:58,146 --> 01:02:00,148
But you're a movie star.

863
01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:04,253
Welcome to the lifestyles of
the broke and famous.

864
01:02:19,168 --> 01:02:21,036
How many pictures you sell
today?

865
01:02:21,068 --> 01:02:22,103
Signatures.

866
01:02:22,137 --> 01:02:24,974
How many signatures did he sell,
you mean.

867
01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:26,809
The sale of a signature is a
non...

868
01:02:26,842 --> 01:02:29,711
non-taxable event.
I know. I know!

869
01:02:29,744 --> 01:02:31,047
How many Soggy?

870
01:02:31,079 --> 01:02:36,951
Counting the one I didn't
sell to the CGI prick shit kid,

871
01:02:36,985 --> 01:02:37,887
Two.

872
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:41,490
I don't have any pictures
for sale.

873
01:02:41,523 --> 01:02:44,059
I sell signatures.
The sale of a signature...

874
01:02:44,092 --> 01:02:47,429
For fuck's sake. How many
pictures did you sell?

875
01:02:47,461 --> 01:02:49,065
Today?

876
01:02:53,467 --> 01:02:56,204
Jesus. What did he do
last night?

877
01:02:56,237 --> 01:02:59,140
He had a show last night.
He's tired. You know that.

878
01:02:59,173 --> 01:03:01,177
I smell asshole.

879
01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:03,144
How ya doing, Soggy?

880
01:03:03,177 --> 01:03:05,013
It lives.

881
01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:08,751
Haha. Never heard that one
before.

882
01:03:08,784 --> 01:03:11,052
R.A. won't tell us how many
signatures he's sold

883
01:03:11,085 --> 01:03:12,788
so I can finish my sales pitch.

884
01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:16,157
The sale of an autograph is a
nontaxable event.

885
01:03:16,190 --> 01:03:19,828
How many non-taxable
signatures did you sell, Randy?

886
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:21,764
Didn't sell a one.

887
01:03:21,797 --> 01:03:23,766
How many you sell, K?

888
01:03:23,798 --> 01:03:26,802
Two. People want Richard.

889
01:03:26,835 --> 01:03:28,503
May God rest his soul.

890
01:03:28,536 --> 01:03:37,245
May God rest his soul.

891
01:03:37,278 --> 01:03:40,014
So I have a woman that will
give us a grand each

892
01:03:40,047 --> 01:03:43,518
for the weekend, as ourselves,
and between us horror icons

893
01:03:43,552 --> 01:03:46,222
we've sold... and if you say the
thing about the sale of a

894
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:48,224
signature being a
non-taxable event...

895
01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:50,259
I'll stomp a mud hole in your
ass!

896
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:55,064
I sold one today... At a
discount.

897
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:58,868
Yes! Thank you. So. Between
us four horror icons

898
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:03,938
we sold 5 signatures in 3 hours
for a grand total of $100,

899
01:04:03,972 --> 01:04:06,108
minus R.A.'s discount,

900
01:04:06,141 --> 01:04:08,943
and you guys are thumbing your
nose at a grand a piece,

901
01:04:08,976 --> 01:04:11,846
to haunt some shitty trailer
park for the weekend!?

902
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,449
The crowd could
pick up tomorrow.

903
01:04:13,481 --> 01:04:15,351
Today is Friday the
thirteenth.

904
01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:17,552
We are the biggest stars in the
biggest horror films

905
01:04:17,585 --> 01:04:19,288
in the history of horror films,

906
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,257
and we can't give our
pictures away!

907
01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:23,324
It's a shit day, R.A.!

908
01:04:23,358 --> 01:04:26,961
If Friday the 13th is shit then
Saturday the 14th will be

909
01:04:26,994 --> 01:04:28,830
even shittier!

910
01:04:28,864 --> 01:04:30,900
Wake up and smell the
AARP card!

911
01:04:40,409 --> 01:04:43,012
Hello?

912
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,046
Don't shoot.

913
01:04:44,378 --> 01:04:46,047
I'm unarmed.

914
01:04:46,081 --> 01:04:47,650
I'm just fuckin' with ya.

915
01:04:47,983 --> 01:04:52,187
Hope we didn't disturb you too
bad with our shenanigans.

916
01:04:52,219 --> 01:04:58,459
Slept through it.

917
01:04:58,492 --> 01:05:00,228
Don't want to bring the
police in if I don't have to

918
01:05:00,262 --> 01:05:02,398
but if any of you know anything
about hte RV that went up

919
01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:07,135
like a Roman Candle in Area 51
last night

920
01:05:07,168 --> 01:05:08,569
Is that what that was?

921
01:05:08,603 --> 01:05:13,342
We thought Al Quaeda
blew something up.

922
01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:18,414
Al Quaeda? No. Wasn't them.

923
01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:20,983
I wish. But, no.

924
01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:23,184
It was propane. Candles.

925
01:05:23,217 --> 01:05:24,552
They don't usually mix.

926
01:05:30,224 --> 01:05:32,360
I guess them two fellas

927
01:05:32,393 --> 01:05:35,397
ain't gonna be answering
any questions either.

928
01:05:36,431 --> 01:05:38,967
We like horror movies.

929
01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:40,369
Don't worry Mr. Hodder.

930
01:05:41,168 --> 01:05:44,172
I'm not gonna look
under your tarp here.

931
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,576
I'm just trying to cause...

932
01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:50,278
as little trouble for Agness
as I can.

933
01:05:50,311 --> 01:05:52,315
She's had a rough time of it.

934
01:05:54,282 --> 01:05:56,619
Just need to put in my report
that I asked.

935
01:06:01,155 --> 01:06:02,291
Personally...

936
01:06:02,324 --> 01:06:04,327
I could give a shit!

937
01:06:06,961 --> 01:06:08,931
Who the fuck was that?

938
01:06:08,963 --> 01:06:12,433
That dude is creepy. I still
say we get out of here.

939
01:06:12,467 --> 01:06:14,570
Hey...

940
01:06:14,603 --> 01:06:17,606
Kane's Agness will
pay us the 5 Grand.

941
01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:21,276
She doesn't know it's just
the four of us.

942
01:06:21,309 --> 01:06:22,611
You can not be serious.

943
01:06:22,643 --> 01:06:25,079
That's twelve fifty each.

944
01:06:25,112 --> 01:06:27,148
Promise we get out of here
first thing in the morning?

945
01:06:27,181 --> 01:06:28,282
Yeah.

946
01:06:28,315 --> 01:06:32,053
If we survive the night.

947
01:06:32,086 --> 01:06:33,454
Not fucking funny!

948
01:06:33,487 --> 01:06:35,223
God these fucking bugs!

949
01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:36,258
Hey! Good morning.

950
01:06:38,626 --> 01:06:39,260
Morning.

951
01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:42,431
Don.
Give that to Trixie.

952
01:06:42,463 --> 01:06:45,199
How the hell did ya'll
sleep through that last night?

953
01:06:45,233 --> 01:06:47,570
Busy night of
haunting and scaring.

954
01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,471
Where's my sweet little
Malcolm?

955
01:06:49,503 --> 01:06:50,505
Malcolm.

956
01:06:51,106 --> 01:06:52,975
He's out on a power
walk.

957
01:06:53,007 --> 01:06:55,143
He's trying to lose a
few pounds.

958
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,512
He'll be back shortly.

959
01:06:56,777 --> 01:06:59,113
Still the same deal.
Five of us.

960
01:06:59,146 --> 01:07:00,648
Five scary icons.

961
01:07:05,186 --> 01:07:07,322
Don... You still up
for fishing?

962
01:07:07,355 --> 01:07:08,190
You bet.

963
01:07:08,222 --> 01:07:13,329
Put those on. Follow me.

964
01:07:14,061 --> 01:07:15,029
What?

965
01:07:15,063 --> 01:07:18,333
We can't scare anybody
til it gets dark, right?

966
01:07:18,365 --> 01:07:20,335
Coming Dee Dee!

967
01:07:20,367 --> 01:07:22,770
What a slut.

968
01:07:22,804 --> 01:07:26,342
Yeah. He always was.

969
01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:35,349
Shit.

970
01:07:35,382 --> 01:07:38,019
Fish much?

971
01:07:38,052 --> 01:07:40,056
I used to fish with my dad...

972
01:07:41,188 --> 01:07:43,791
That's a lie.
I've never fished.

973
01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:45,827
Shows.

974
01:07:47,461 --> 01:07:49,164
Where you going?

975
01:07:49,197 --> 01:07:51,066
Gonna call Chunks. Tell her
we're coming in early

976
01:07:51,099 --> 01:07:51,700
see if she can meet me.

977
01:07:51,733 --> 01:07:53,436
Chunks?

978
01:07:54,536 --> 01:07:56,739
I like it. Hope we get
to meet her.

979
01:07:57,771 --> 01:07:59,607
I got one!

980
01:07:59,641 --> 01:08:00,809
Cool. Cool!

981
01:08:00,842 --> 01:08:03,045
Don't lose it.

982
01:08:03,077 --> 01:08:05,081
Know what? It's stuck.

983
01:08:06,213 --> 01:08:07,548
I'll go out and get it.

984
01:08:07,581 --> 01:08:10,051
I know it's been a shit weekend
but this place isn't haunted.

985
01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:11,385
We're the most dangerous things
out here.

986
01:08:11,418 --> 01:08:14,556
No witches, psychopaths,
serial killers.

987
01:08:14,588 --> 01:08:16,390
Just shit timing, that's all.

988
01:08:16,423 --> 01:08:20,563
I hope you're right, K.

989
01:08:21,462 --> 01:08:24,099
I wouldn't light a match in
there if I were you.

990
01:08:24,131 --> 01:08:26,501
Seriously?

991
01:08:26,734 --> 01:08:28,603
You know,
I think you're right.

992
01:08:28,636 --> 01:08:29,637
I think I found it.

993
01:08:29,671 --> 01:08:30,405
Yeah?

994
01:08:30,438 --> 01:08:33,842
Yeah.

995
01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:35,677
Yeah, it's under a log,
I think.

996
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:40,248
Man!

997
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,516
What?

998
01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:42,618
It's slimy.

999
01:08:42,650 --> 01:08:44,118
What letter am I?

1000
01:08:46,654 --> 01:08:47,889
You suck.

1001
01:08:48,289 --> 01:08:50,359
How big are these fucking
cat fish?

1002
01:08:50,391 --> 01:08:52,260
Cuz this thing is huge.

1003
01:08:52,293 --> 01:08:55,697
My daddy pulled a hundred and
twenty pounder out of there once

1004
01:08:55,729 --> 01:08:57,865
Do they go dormant?

1005
01:08:57,899 --> 01:09:00,836
Like a fainting
goat or something?

1006
01:09:01,368 --> 01:09:03,304
Cuz this thing ain't moving.

1007
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:06,475
Fuck! Goddamn!

1008
01:09:06,507 --> 01:09:08,809
Hey, check it out.
What the hell was that?

1009
01:09:10,278 --> 01:09:11,814
Hey. This is cool.

1010
01:09:13,881 --> 01:09:16,184
Hey Kane...
I am the devil.

1011
01:09:16,217 --> 01:09:18,520
I'm here to do the devil's shit.

1012
01:09:18,819 --> 01:09:19,621
Goddamn!

1013
01:09:19,654 --> 01:09:20,689
Come on moron.
Let's go.

1014
01:09:20,721 --> 01:09:22,724
It's coming from here.

1015
01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:29,230
-Motherfucker...
-Jesus! God...

1016
01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:30,932
What the hell was that
all about?

1017
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:33,402
Recognize the shirt?

1018
01:09:37,671 --> 01:09:41,175
You stop right there.
Don't you say shit!

1019
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,877
About this being a
another accident.

1020
01:09:43,511 --> 01:09:45,714
You wake up and smell
the corpse, okay?

1021
01:09:45,747 --> 01:09:48,550
There is no way that this many
accidents happen in the

1022
01:09:48,582 --> 01:09:49,650
same day!

1023
01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:51,485
They do around here.

1024
01:09:51,519 --> 01:09:52,787
It is freaky, K.

1025
01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:56,425
No it's not freaky. This is a
fucking hot mess and it's

1026
01:09:56,457 --> 01:09:57,859
scaring me to death.

1027
01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:01,863
Which would, theoretically,
be an accdent.

1028
01:10:07,234 --> 01:10:09,304
Fuck...

1029
01:10:09,337 --> 01:10:10,339
Man.

1030
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,874
Still think I'm over reacting?

1031
01:10:12,274 --> 01:10:13,676
I'm just saying...

1032
01:10:20,247 --> 01:10:21,949
What the fuck did that?

1033
01:10:21,983 --> 01:10:24,453
What are you, like their den
mother or something?

1034
01:10:24,819 --> 01:10:27,456
It's red ants... They love
peanut butter, they live

1035
01:10:27,488 --> 01:10:30,826
for that stuff. And what the
hell happened to R.A.?

1036
01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:32,361
Accident.

1037
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:35,731
You know what, screw this. I'm
running the lake.

1038
01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:38,000
Ya'll know this place
is cursed, right?

1039
01:10:38,332 --> 01:10:41,936
People die here.
Hard.

1040
01:10:42,936 --> 01:10:46,774
I gotta go. My momma doesn't
like me out here too late.

1041
01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:50,578
Worries...
Ya'all have a good night...

1042
01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:58,953
Roxanne. Roxanne.

1043
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:03,591
Roxanne. Roxanne.

1044
01:11:21,408 --> 01:11:31,853
I saw you dance, ballet, Swan
Lake, New Orleans, I was six

1045
01:11:31,886 --> 01:11:40,929
you were truly elegant, royal,
weightless, only the best

1046
01:11:40,962 --> 01:11:46,735
dancers get that part right. You
were inspiring...

1047
01:11:50,537 --> 01:12:03,617
Trixie starts crying,
hyperventilating...

1048
01:12:15,063 --> 01:12:24,373
You're too old to dance.
But you really were...

1049
01:12:24,405 --> 01:12:34,448
the best I ever saw.
It'll just be a minute...

1050
01:12:34,449 --> 01:12:43,024
the best I ever saw.
It'll just be a minute...

1051
01:12:46,027 --> 01:12:49,797
Thank you.

1052
01:12:54,435 --> 01:12:55,871
I, for one, could use a grand.

1053
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:58,473
Yeah no shit. So could I.
What's up?

1054
01:12:58,506 --> 01:13:00,742
Kane has a gal who'll pay us
a thousand dollars each

1055
01:13:00,774 --> 01:13:03,077
to haunt her haunted trailer
park this weekend.

1056
01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:06,014
I had a total of four people
at my show. Two I lost

1057
01:13:06,046 --> 01:13:09,016
<i>at undead, you, some guy in a
hoodie jerking off under</i>

1058
01:13:09,050 --> 01:13:10,886
his motorcyle jacket.

1059
01:13:10,918 --> 01:13:14,655
You were legendary my dear.
Legendary...

1060
01:13:14,689 --> 01:13:17,359
You know how many trailer
parks there are in this country?

1061
01:13:17,391 --> 01:13:17,960
No.

1062
01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:20,962
Fourteen thousand three
hundred and seventy eight.

1063
01:13:20,994 --> 01:13:23,998
Approximately. It's a new
revenue stream, it's a new

1064
01:13:24,032 --> 01:13:27,569
business. I've even got the
domain name...

1065
01:13:29,170 --> 01:13:32,373
HauntYourTrailerPark.com

1066
01:13:32,407 --> 01:13:34,643
That's genius. How ever
did you come up with that?

1067
01:13:34,676 --> 01:13:37,379
Right?
HauntYourTrailerPark.com

1068
01:13:37,412 --> 01:13:41,115
Will be huge. It's new, it's
fresh, people will dig it.

1069
01:13:41,149 --> 01:13:43,885
CGI man, cannot haunt a
trailer park.

1070
01:13:43,917 --> 01:13:46,654
Wait a minute. Did you say dig
it? Man your old...

1071
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:49,024
Come on. It's a thousand
bucks each for 2 days,

1072
01:13:49,056 --> 01:13:52,059
guaranteed. We'll be lucky to
make a $100 bucks in this

1073
01:13:52,092 --> 01:13:54,462
shithole. What've we
got to lose?

1074
01:13:54,496 --> 01:14:00,534
Kane Hodder...

1075
01:14:00,568 --> 01:14:02,438
I'm in.
Ditto.

1076
01:14:02,636 --> 01:14:03,771
Count me in.

1077
01:14:03,805 --> 01:14:06,408
Contracts can go pound sand.
I'm in.

1078
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,743
I swear, if one more gentile
asks me why I didn't

1079
01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:12,847
jump on the hood of that fucking
car, I will, I will chase them

1080
01:14:12,881 --> 01:14:15,451
down and cut them half,
myself!

1081
01:14:18,619 --> 01:14:20,122
Where we going?

1082
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:25,927
Where no horror icon has gone
before...

1083
01:14:28,863 --> 01:14:34,869
How come you never take
those Raybans off?

1084
01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:40,976
You writing a fucking book?
Jesus. Whose the clown?

1085
01:14:41,475 --> 01:14:46,580
Colonel Wilson.
My idea. Like him?

1086
01:14:46,613 --> 01:14:48,483
No...

1087
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:52,621
followed by gurgling...

1088
01:14:55,489 --> 01:14:58,492
Dammit, momma. Scared the shit
out of me...

1089
01:14:58,525 --> 01:15:00,461
Did you bring the remedy?

1090
01:15:00,494 --> 01:15:01,963
Yeah.

1091
01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:05,734
Doesn't take three hours to
run the lake...

1092
01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:08,636
I'm just saying...

1093
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:11,806
She's just making a point.
It really is like she's their

1094
01:15:11,838 --> 01:15:13,073
den mother.

1095
01:15:13,106 --> 01:15:15,210
I don't want to sound
mercenary or anything

1096
01:15:15,243 --> 01:15:16,978
but if she has flown
the coop that's five

1097
01:15:17,011 --> 01:15:18,747
grand and three people.

1098
01:15:20,081 --> 01:15:30,025
Dee Dee? It's eight O'clock.
Where are you?

1099
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,168
Hey there big boy.

1100
01:15:45,739 --> 01:15:47,175
Woah.

1101
01:15:59,886 --> 01:16:02,823
Sorry I was running late...
Wanted to get all

1102
01:16:02,856 --> 01:16:05,193
squeaky clean for you.

1103
01:16:06,127 --> 01:16:08,029
Go get on that bed.

1104
01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:10,298
Yes ma'am.

1105
01:16:12,899 --> 01:16:18,005
She'll wander back. Do what
you want I'm staying here.

1106
01:16:18,038 --> 01:16:21,710
She's not a dog, Soggy. Why
don't you make yourself

1107
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,044
useful and go haunt somebody?

1108
01:16:23,077 --> 01:16:25,948
You know theres no one
here to haunt... moron.

1109
01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:29,084
The trailers are all filled
with mannequins.

1110
01:16:29,117 --> 01:16:31,619
You know your Agness
is a loony tune.

1111
01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:32,686
Not my Agnes.

1112
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,189
Wait... Did you hear that?

1113
01:16:34,221 --> 01:16:35,856
Yeah, baby, ya,
Woo...

1114
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:39,227
Come on big man...
Yeah... baby!

1115
01:16:40,927 --> 01:16:43,198
That guy could get laid in
a convent.

1116
01:16:44,097 --> 01:16:46,333
Holy shit, Woop,
Come on Fritter.

1117
01:16:46,367 --> 01:16:48,136
Hoo, hoo, hooo

1118
01:16:48,168 --> 01:16:49,604
Thought you said
you were staying.

1119
01:16:49,636 --> 01:16:52,573
Hoo, Nah, this haunting
is gonna be fun.

1120
01:16:52,606 --> 01:16:53,807
You lied to me.

1121
01:16:53,841 --> 01:16:55,110
How so?

1122
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,246
You said if I ever saw that
third "T" you'd have

1123
01:16:58,279 --> 01:17:03,251
to kill me. I been staring at it
for thirty minutes...

1124
01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:07,922
Boo.
Heh, heh, heh, heh...

1125
01:17:08,823 --> 01:17:11,193
Fuckin' Don.

1126
01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:15,896
Try like ten minutes. Don't
flatter yourself...

1127
01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:21,603
Grrr...

1128
01:17:21,636 --> 01:17:24,973
And I never lie. Momma taught
me better.

1129
01:17:25,006 --> 01:17:26,207
Come on, Teddy.

1130
01:17:26,239 --> 01:17:30,978
Okay, Mason... Heh, heh,...
Let's get'em now!

1131
01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:45,961
My, God...

1132
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:16,924
moaning

1133
01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:27,702
Muffled struggle.

1134
01:18:37,712 --> 01:18:41,950
Holy shit, man. What the fuck?
Did you see that?

1135
01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:44,418
Holy Shit man.

1136
01:18:48,823 --> 01:18:53,228
Who you calling a liar?
Asshole.

1137
01:18:53,728 --> 01:18:55,230
She killed him, man. She
smothered him with

1138
01:18:55,262 --> 01:18:56,363
those big tits.

1139
01:18:56,396 --> 01:18:57,865
Fucking thing won't come
off. Did you put

1140
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,000
glue in my mask?

1141
01:18:59,033 --> 01:19:00,868
No. No man, Did you glue my
fuckin' gloves?

1142
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,904
Fuck no.

1143
01:19:17,150 --> 01:19:19,054
Help a brother out here
will ya?

1144
01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:24,159
Yeah... whole thing. Down
the hatch.

1145
01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:31,500
Thanks.

1146
01:19:34,435 --> 01:19:37,238
Come on, Soggy. Knock it off.
It's not funny.

1147
01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:39,173
Habenero...

1148
01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,842
Come on, Soggy.

1149
01:19:49,115 --> 01:19:50,885
What the Fuck?

1150
01:20:17,912 --> 01:20:23,051
Trixie. Trixie! Come on.
Trixie let's go.

1151
01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:26,488
Shit!

1152
01:20:29,422 --> 01:20:31,391
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
It's me. Kane.

1153
01:20:31,425 --> 01:20:33,862
Prove it. Take off your mask.

1154
01:20:33,895 --> 01:20:36,030
Fucking thing won't come
off. It's glued or something.

1155
01:20:36,063 --> 01:20:37,832
That's bullshit.

1156
01:20:37,864 --> 01:20:39,233
What did you do to Don?

1157
01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:46,006
He's fine. He's kinky.
I'm kinky. Worked out fine.

1158
01:20:46,506 --> 01:20:48,210
Looked like you killed him.

1159
01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:51,512
Wouldn't that be a great
way to go.

1160
01:20:51,945 --> 01:20:52,980
Here let me help you.

1161
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:56,951
Hey, easy. Fucking hurts.

1162
01:20:56,984 --> 01:20:59,854
That's super glue. You can't
pull on it, it's gonna

1163
01:20:59,886 --> 01:21:02,523
pull your skin right off.

1164
01:21:02,989 --> 01:21:05,827
Alright, sit down. You got any
gasoline?

1165
01:21:05,859 --> 01:21:07,828
I use it as solvent to wash
my hands.

1166
01:21:07,862 --> 01:21:09,096
Cut right through anything.

1167
01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,198
Thelma's back bumper.

1168
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:11,398
Okay.

1169
01:21:16,636 --> 01:21:22,109
I need you to close your eyes.
This may sting a little, okay?

1170
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:23,845
Don't peek.

1171
01:21:23,877 --> 01:21:27,882
Fargggg.

1172
01:21:29,283 --> 01:21:32,887
It was you. You crazy bitch.
You killed'em all.

1173
01:21:34,622 --> 01:21:38,993
Don's dead. Just like all
the rest of'em. Isn't

1174
01:21:39,025 --> 01:21:41,162
that what all you
horror guys want?

1175
01:21:41,194 --> 01:21:42,996
Everyone to just die?

1176
01:21:43,029 --> 01:21:46,300
We're actors you stupid
bitch. It's fuckin' movies.

1177
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:50,637
Go ahead. Pull the trigger.
You're covered in

1178
01:21:50,671 --> 01:21:55,643
gasoline you idiot. You'll
lite yourself on fire.

1179
01:21:55,676 --> 01:22:02,182
Again. Wouldn't
that be fun... Kane.

1180
01:22:02,416 --> 01:22:03,885
That's not how it happened.

1181
01:22:03,917 --> 01:22:08,255
You'll never do it. The hero
never shoots the girl.

1182
01:22:08,288 --> 01:22:16,563
I've never been the hero.

1183
01:22:25,538 --> 01:22:29,310
Stupid hell-whore.

1184
01:22:30,176 --> 01:22:36,083
What did I tell you? What have
I always told you?

1185
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:41,288
Leave one. You gotta leave
one, baby...

1186
01:22:41,322 --> 01:22:46,260
You fucked it up last year,
you fucked it up,

1187
01:22:46,292 --> 01:22:53,400
when you killed your dad
and that shit fiance' yours...

1188
01:22:53,434 --> 01:22:57,605
You... ruined our chances of
being a Haunted Park

1189
01:22:57,637 --> 01:23:03,345
on Facebook...

1190
01:23:04,011 --> 01:23:10,986
And now I gotta let him go...
I gotta let 'em go...

1191
01:23:23,663 --> 01:23:27,167
C'mon... We gotta get you
the hell out of here...

1192
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:32,573
When you tell people about
this place, I want

1193
01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:36,610
you to remember... That
Agness showed you a kindness.

1194
01:23:37,444 --> 01:23:40,280
I will eat you.

1195
01:23:41,614 --> 01:23:45,987
The gasoline likely loosened
the glue a little bit...

1196
01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:47,688
But the water
weakened the skin.

1197
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:52,092
So... Be careful that you
don't scratch cause your

1198
01:23:52,126 --> 01:23:54,595
skin'll come right off.

1199
01:23:54,627 --> 01:23:55,695
Thank you.

1200
01:23:55,729 --> 01:24:03,570
No... don't thank me.

1201
01:24:04,704 --> 01:24:11,278
Growl noises

1202
01:24:11,311 --> 01:24:15,483
Now... you... You get the...

1203
01:24:38,404 --> 01:24:41,643
You never let me have any fun.

1204
01:25:01,795 --> 01:25:08,502
-He's a peaceful loving man...
-He was a peaceful loving...

1205
01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:32,260
He makes slurping type noises.

1206
01:25:37,864 --> 01:25:42,536
He gurgles.

1207
01:26:01,822 --> 01:26:05,159
Told you nobody ever wants to
see you again.

1208
01:26:18,171 --> 01:26:20,407
A girl's gotta play hard
to get.

1209
01:26:26,913 --> 01:26:29,716
The late, great Kane Hodder
I presume?

1210
01:26:35,256 --> 01:26:37,892
I know it's you movie star.
Caller ID.

1211
01:26:37,925 --> 01:26:38,759
Can't scare me.

1212
01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:45,333
Ait or eeeee! Ass asha.

1213
01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:52,940
What are you saying.

1214
01:26:52,972 --> 01:26:57,510
Ait or eee... a ass
ashon!

1215
01:26:57,543 --> 01:26:59,313
What does that even mean?

1216
01:26:59,345 --> 01:27:08,888
Eat eee... at ass ashon.

1217
01:27:08,921 --> 01:27:12,359
Wait for me... gas station?

1218
01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:13,895
Eayh.

1219
01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:15,895
Wait for you gas station.

1220
01:27:15,929 --> 01:27:16,864
Eayhs!

1221
01:27:16,896 --> 01:27:18,399
I'm there now.

1222
01:27:35,248 --> 01:27:37,751
Really?

1223
01:27:38,752 --> 01:27:43,224
You let him go, momma. You
always say you can only

1224
01:27:43,256 --> 01:27:44,925
let one go.

1225
01:27:46,926 --> 01:27:49,764
You get me the hell
off this beach, girl.

1226
01:27:49,796 --> 01:27:52,299
I hate this beach.

1227
01:27:52,599 --> 01:27:56,636
You had a long night, Momma.
I just want to make

1228
01:27:56,670 --> 01:27:58,905
it up to you.

1229
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,609
Remember when daddy used to
massage me?

1230
01:28:02,975 --> 01:28:04,746
You remember that?

1231
01:28:06,012 --> 01:28:08,850
Couple times a week he would
massage me.

1232
01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:15,023
I know you remember. I saw you
see him do that...

1233
01:28:17,423 --> 01:28:22,896
I remember. I remember it all,
momma.

1234
01:28:24,497 --> 01:28:26,933
I remember everything.

1235
01:28:44,618 --> 01:28:49,023
You leave my makeup on, girl.
I'm a site.

1236
01:28:53,726 --> 01:28:59,099
Don't you worry, momma. Just
like you always say...

1237
01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:02,436
A girl always has a choice.
Just some choices

1238
01:29:04,604 --> 01:29:06,907
are tougher than others.

1239
01:29:11,845 --> 01:29:14,548
Dee Dee...

1240
01:29:14,581 --> 01:29:20,421
Don't worry Agness.
You'll make a good choice.

1241
01:29:20,787 --> 01:29:23,623
You always do.

1242
01:29:32,698 --> 01:29:40,107
Dee Dee.

1243
01:29:42,810 --> 01:29:46,113
You come on back.
Come here baby...

1244
01:29:46,145 --> 01:29:48,983
Come back... Come
on.

1245
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,863
Ladies and Gentleman, boys
and girls, welcome to...

1246
01:30:21,113 --> 01:30:23,884
These kids creep me out.

1247
01:30:24,851 --> 01:30:27,121
Lucky fucker landed right in
it. I don't know why we

1248
01:30:27,154 --> 01:30:29,123
bother coming back this year.

1249
01:30:29,155 --> 01:30:30,957
Well, I heard he died twice
on the table.

1250
01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:32,693
Michael it's a gimmick.
Gimmick. He died

1251
01:30:32,725 --> 01:30:35,395
on the table. Who hasn't
died on a fucking table?

1252
01:30:35,429 --> 01:30:36,529
Which one are you?

1253
01:30:36,564 --> 01:30:39,733
Michael Berryman and
John Schneider.

1254
01:30:42,502 --> 01:30:46,573
Need anything for you and your
ghoulfriend Mr. Movie Star?

1255
01:30:46,606 --> 01:30:49,009
All good, Johnny. All good.

1256
01:30:49,042 --> 01:30:51,779
I like how you always stay in
character at these things...

1257
01:30:51,811 --> 01:30:53,780
the fans love it!

1258
01:30:54,914 --> 01:30:57,685
Everybody's gotta
have a gimmick.

1259
01:30:58,618 --> 01:31:01,956
Awwwhhh.

1260
01:31:02,689 --> 01:31:06,193
Make mine out to Gunner,
Mr. Striker. That's me.

1261
01:31:06,225 --> 01:31:13,000
Gunner. Please...
use mine, it's blue.

1262
01:34:49,082 --> 01:34:51,385
Heavy breathing...

1263
01:34:51,417 --> 01:34:54,788
Big sister Agness said I could
only leave one witness behind.

1264
01:34:55,988 --> 01:35:00,026
Never said anything about
tossing my collection though.

1265
01:35:00,060 --> 01:35:05,032
That bastard Sid, my sweet
Malcolm, asshole Carl,

1266
01:35:05,865 --> 01:35:12,972
funny Bill, poor Thelma,
darling R.A., and movie

1267
01:35:13,006 --> 01:35:16,410
star Kane won't be needing this
shit anymore.

1268
01:35:17,877 --> 01:35:21,981
And hopefully I won't be needing
these babies. I'm gonna

1269
01:35:22,015 --> 01:35:23,851
sell them on E-bay.

1270
01:35:24,305 --> 01:35:30,589