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For as long as can be remembered,
storks delivered babies

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from their perch on Stork Mountain.

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It was an honor and a privilege to serve.

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It was our duty, our core belief,

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the driving force of our very lifeblood.

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Aw... Ow!

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It wasn't always easy.

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Oh...

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This was our challenge.

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This was our sacred duty.

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No matter how tough or impossible

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or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,

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we would triumph over adversity.

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Phew!

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Gotcha!

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Oh!

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Hey.

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- On your right.
- Left.

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Bike lane.

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Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.

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There! Right there!

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The problem was, we had the wrong cargo.

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Our new phones!

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Luckily, now, storks deliver
packages for Cornerstore. com!

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- My dude!
- Oh, yeah!

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Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!

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Oh, I love this guy!

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Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.

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You're the man!

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What? Millionth package? Not possible.

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I thought I was only at 20.

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Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?

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You know what? You're right.
I should celebrate.

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What are you guys doing this weekend?

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Are you guys free?

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The wife and I
are celebrating another anniversary.

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Got my kid's game this weekend.

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Family reunion. The whole family's coming.

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Oh. Just wanted to confirm.

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That you were all busy.

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I assumed you were all busy and you are.

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So, if anything changes, let me know.

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I maybe could get out of work.

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Probably can't,
but let me know if you can.

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Great job out there, brah!

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Thanks, Pigeon Toady.

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Check out my girlfriend.

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- She's in Canada.
- Yeah-huh.

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She migrated.

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- She's not made up.
- Okay.

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Look at her! Look at her!

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- She exists, brah!
- That's great.

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Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?

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Ah!

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Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?

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What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.

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I tell you about my girlfriend?

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Hey, boss wants to see you.

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Uh...

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Hunter wants to see me?

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All right. Head in the game, Junior.

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So, you're Hunter.
What do you do around here?

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No, I hate that.

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Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.

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No, that's too robot.

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Just say it normal. Just say it normal.
Here we go.

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Nice to meet you!

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What is wrong with me?

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Junior.

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Hunter.

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You know why
I built my office entirely out of glass

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even though birds can't see glass?

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I do not.

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Power move.

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Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks
by getting out of babies

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and into package delivery.

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Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board
will announce they're kicking me upstairs.

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I'm going to be named Chairman.

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Which means you are going to be named

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boss.

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Boss!

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Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.

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Now, look upon your domain
with your eyes wide open.

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- Yeah.
- Wider.

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I love it. Feels good.

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How can you be boss
if you can't look at it?

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If I go blind, it was worth it.

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You know the hardest thing
about bein' boss?

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Staring at the sun?

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No, this is easy.

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Whether to be like a friend boss
or a distant, weird boss?

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Always be distant and weird.
What's the matter with you?

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Sorry.

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No, it's dealing with that.

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The orphan Tulip?

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I don't understand.

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Do you know why
we stopped delivering babies?

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Because there are so many
other ways of getting babies?

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Yes. But that's not the whole story.

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Eighteen years ago,
when we still delivered human infants,

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a stork named Jasper
went crazy and tried to keep a baby.

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Tulip's beacon broke.

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Her address was destroyed,
so we could no longer deliver her.

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My baby!

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It was then I realized that
there was no future in baby delivery.

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Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,
which means we can finally liberate her

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and return her to the human world.

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But she's no trouble.

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Oh, she isn't, is she?

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Here's our profit chart.

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- I love a good profit chart.
- Me, too.

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Yeah!

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The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,
asleep or out with the flu.

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The valleys are when she tries to help.

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Cool. I will liberate her.
Consider her liberated.

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And if she doesn't want to be liberated?

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Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.

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Really?

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The only thing you need to do to be named
boss on Monday is liberate the orphan Tulip.

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If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!

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Yes, sir. I am on it.

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I have read between the lines
and heard you overtly.

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Ow, ow, ow...

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Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?

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Junior?

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You're talkin' to me?

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Yes, Orphan Tulip!

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No, it's just that you never talk to me.

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Well, yeah, that's changing
starting today, Orphan Tulip.

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Oh, "Tulip" is just fine.
"Orphan" hurts my heart.

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I have so many questions to ask you!

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Why don't you come down
and we can talk all day?

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Okay. I will be down.

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As will my friends.

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We are going to fly right down.

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What? No, no.

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That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.

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They cannot fly.

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Yeah. Until now.

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She's helping us achieve our dreams.

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- That's right, Dougland.
- You know it.

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It is still a personal victory
if you use the bucket.

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Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!

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Wait, what?

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Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.

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We're all the same and she's a weirdo.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's...

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She's had a hard life.

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Okay.

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This is gonna be great, guys!

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Countdown.

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Three, two, one!

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Oh.

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It's working! We're flying!

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Ho-ho! Whoa!

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Yeah, yeah!

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Yeah!

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Enough of this, I wanna go fast!

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No! Dougland, wait!

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No, no, no!

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This is the greatest day of my life!

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I'm flying!

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This is my moment!

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- Dougland! No!
- Get out of my way!

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Bad Dougland! No!

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How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?

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I got ya!

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Okay.

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I'm fallin'.

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Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!

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- Uh...
- Oh, boy.

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Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.

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I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!

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I got it!

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I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!

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I don't fit in anywhere
and all I want to do is help!

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Oh, boy.

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Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.

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Before you finish,

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for you to come to wish me
a happy birthday,

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that's just the nicest, you know?
It's like a little rainbow.

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So, thank you.

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That's really nice.

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But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you.

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- What were you gonna tell me?
- Uh...

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Oh, boy.

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I have wonderful news for you.

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You have been liberated.

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What does that mean?

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Well, it means that you are fired.

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- What?
- You're...

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Are you okay?

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Excuse me. You're...

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You're fantastic!

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Really?

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Because I just blew up
most of the factory.

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Oh, yeah.

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What a twist! Um...

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Well, it means...

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Oh.

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I'm putting you in charge
of your very own department.

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You are the new head of Letter Sorting.

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I didn't even know we still got letters.

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We do!

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- And now, you're in charge of them.
- Oh, yes! I will rock this!

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You will rock this!

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- Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!
- Gonna rock it hard!

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And what's the number-one rule?

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Always deliver!

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- Wrong. Never leave this room.
- Oh.

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I always thought it was
something more like "Strength"!

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- "Determination"!
- Nope. That's way off.

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Number-one rule, never leave this room.

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Okay, well, if that...

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Bored, bored, bored.

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So, how was your commute?

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Oh, I took the bucket.

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Me, too. Real backed up.

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Oh, yeah.

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You hear about Steve and Gloria?

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What?

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I hear they're an item.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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Are you kidding me?

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Are you guys talking about us?

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You guys better not be talking about us.

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I told you that in confidence.

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You don't make her upset. She's my life!

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Oh, no, I said it out loud.

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You're not supposed to say anything!

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Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!

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- No!
- Meow!

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Are you gossiping?
No gossip allowed! Go to HR!

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I've called you both in because
I hear you've been having problems.

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- And it's important we have...
- She's the one who started it!

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- How dare you!
- How dare you!

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- How dare both of you! You're fired!
- You can't fire me!

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- I just did!
- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!

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- Guys! Group hug!
- Group hug!

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Aw.

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I'm hugging myself. Okay.

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Somebody write me a letter!

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Come in, Ninja Commander.

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This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.

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Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?

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I'm about to launch the assault.

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We can absolutely do that.

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That's not gonna be a problem.

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Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!

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You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
but you weren't counting on one thing,

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I'm not alone.

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Ninja force, attack!

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Ninja force?

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Oh, ow! No! Oh!

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This is the end.

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Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.

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Gardner Real Estate. Henry...

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- And Sarah...
- ... Gardner!

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A house is not a home without a Gardner!

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Ninja Commander, where were you?

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- Uh, can you hold one second?
- Can you just...

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00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:07.930
You promised me that we were taking down
Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.

264
00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:09.127
You didn't show up,

265
00:13:09.280 --> 00:13:11.442
and now he controls
most of Western Europe.

266
00:13:11.640 --> 00:13:12.971
Ethnic tension is on the rise.

267
00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:14.961
Yeah.

268
00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:18.283
- We're totally done after this call, okay?
- Really?

269
00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.403
- Five more minutes.
- And then we'll stop.

270
00:13:20.560 --> 00:13:22.130
We promise.

271
00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:24.448
We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.

272
00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:25.601
Not even for five minutes.

273
00:13:25.760 --> 00:13:26.761
Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.

274
00:13:26.920 --> 00:13:27.921
And you know what it says?

275
00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.366
"We never stop."

276
00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:32.086
We never stop. We never stop.

277
00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:33.401
There's a stop sign. We're stopping.

278
00:13:33.560 --> 00:13:34.641
We do stop for that.

279
00:13:34.800 --> 00:13:35.847
I love you, brother.

280
00:13:36.040 --> 00:13:38.407
It's like we're best friends
that live together!

281
00:13:38.560 --> 00:13:39.561
And we yield.

282
00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:41.643
And the yield
you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...

283
00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:43.569
And that's what we were saying,
like you've gotta be up...

284
00:13:43.760 --> 00:13:47.685
Mom, Dad,
I've decided I want a baby brother.

285
00:13:49.640 --> 00:13:51.404
- Oh, honey, can you...
- Can you hold one second?

286
00:13:51.680 --> 00:13:52.920
- Oh...
- Um...

287
00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:55.601
I think we're fine as a family of three.

288
00:13:55.760 --> 00:13:56.761
Why can't I have one?

289
00:13:56.920 --> 00:13:58.922
Let's make this easy.
Where do you get one?

290
00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.488
Why are you laughing and not answering me?

291
00:14:03.640 --> 00:14:05.688
Where did you get me?

292
00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:07.001
What is the joke?

293
00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:08.201
Is there a different subject?

294
00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:11.603
Okay, so there's a super weird
vibe in this car right now.

295
00:14:11.880 --> 00:14:13.928
Oh, honey, this is very sweet.

296
00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:15.724
But we have you.

297
00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:17.411
And that's all we need.

298
00:14:17.560 --> 00:14:18.607
That's right.

299
00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:36.961
No, no, no, don't feel bad.

300
00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:38.167
You can call us anytime.

301
00:14:38.320 --> 00:14:39.924
Call us morning, noon or night.

302
00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:41.286
Weekends, holidays.

303
00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:43.130
No, we will pick up the phone
on Christmas.

304
00:14:43.280 --> 00:14:44.327
Oh, well, I don't... Will we?

305
00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:46.084
Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.

306
00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:23.680
"Dear Stork Delivery Service,
"our adult names are Henry and Sarah.

307
00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:27.731
"We are adult parents
of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.

308
00:15:27.880 --> 00:15:29.166
"He really deserves a baby brother.

309
00:15:31.520 --> 00:15:33.363
"As adults, it is our adult belief

310
00:15:33.520 --> 00:15:36.364
"that it would be irresponsible
if this baby did not have ninja skills.

311
00:15:36.560 --> 00:15:41.009
"Sincerely, adult parents
Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.

312
00:15:41.280 --> 00:15:42.770
"Not Nate.

313
00:15:43.920 --> 00:15:45.684
"P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"

314
00:15:45.880 --> 00:15:46.881
Hi-ya!

315
00:15:49.680 --> 00:15:50.886
Nailed it.

316
00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:52.924
Happy birthday, dear Tulip!
Happy birthday to you!

317
00:16:53.080 --> 00:16:55.970
Whoo!
Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.

318
00:16:56.160 --> 00:16:59.004
Don't you think Junior put
you down here to get you out of the way?

319
00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:01.123
Cheryl, that's not fair.
Why would you say that?

320
00:17:01.280 --> 00:17:03.169
What? I can't help it.
I'm your outspoken friend.

321
00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:05.720
I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

322
00:17:06.560 --> 00:17:08.164
Aha! A letter!

323
00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:11.371
"The H.I. Department."

324
00:17:11.520 --> 00:17:13.090
Don't know that one.

325
00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:15.527
He said the number-one rule is
"Don't leave."

326
00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:19.770
But if I don't deliver the letter,
I won't be doing my job.

327
00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:21.046
I'll cover for you!

328
00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:22.361
Okay, thanks!

329
00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.126
I have excellent news.

330
00:17:25.280 --> 00:17:26.850
I have taken care of the Tulip problem.

331
00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:28.527
Wonderful.

332
00:17:29.120 --> 00:17:31.009
Monday, it'll all be yours.

333
00:17:36.840 --> 00:17:39.889
Barring any monumental screw-up.

334
00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:42.726
Do you know what we'll do
when you're boss?

335
00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:44.370
No. Tell me!

336
00:17:44.520 --> 00:17:45.760
We'll barbecue together.

337
00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:47.291
We'll point at things together.

338
00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:48.487
We'll team-build together.

339
00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:50.324
We'll wear suits together.

340
00:17:50.680 --> 00:17:53.604
You'll never be alone
because Cornerstore is your family.

341
00:17:55.320 --> 00:17:56.526
- What?
- And I'll be like your dad.

342
00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:58.131
And you're like my son.

343
00:17:58.280 --> 00:17:59.805
My son-ployee.

344
00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:02.006
And like any family...

345
00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:03.571
No, no, no, no, no.

346
00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.529
No, no, no, no, no, no.

347
00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:07.682
How do you turn this thing off?

348
00:18:07.840 --> 00:18:09.763
...and racquetball and fishing...

349
00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:11.206
Why are there so many screens?

350
00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:12.686
Turn off, turn off, turn off!

351
00:18:13.520 --> 00:18:14.885
You're about to
get everything you ever wanted.

352
00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:21.851
Great convo, Hunter!

353
00:18:24.280 --> 00:18:25.441
I'm so stupid!

354
00:18:25.600 --> 00:18:27.648
I should have just fired her!
Why didn't I just fire her?

355
00:18:28.040 --> 00:18:29.644
Tulip!

356
00:18:29.800 --> 00:18:30.801
Hey!

357
00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:32.047
Hey, what are you doing out of the room?

358
00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:33.201
I told you not to leave the room!

359
00:18:33.360 --> 00:18:34.691
Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.

360
00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:35.881
What?

361
00:18:36.040 --> 00:18:37.371
Okay, we need to get outta here.

362
00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:40.126
Come on. We have to go now.

363
00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:43.727
Junior, you asked me to do a thing,
and I will not fail you!

364
00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:45.530
Always deliver!

365
00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:47.921
Wait! No!

366
00:18:55.320 --> 00:18:56.685
This is the Baby Factory!

367
00:18:56.840 --> 00:18:59.650
This is the Baby Factory?

368
00:18:59.880 --> 00:19:01.723
No, no, no!

369
00:19:04.360 --> 00:19:05.361
See ya!

370
00:19:05.520 --> 00:19:06.646
Why did you do that?

371
00:19:06.800 --> 00:19:08.404
Touchdown Tulip!

372
00:19:08.560 --> 00:19:09.800
Stop celebrating!

373
00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:12.241
I think it was supposed to go over there.

374
00:19:14.080 --> 00:19:15.730
Oh...

375
00:19:18.520 --> 00:19:20.090
You're right. That was wrong.

376
00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:29.767
Oh, come on!

377
00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:31.809
Why didn't we destroy
this place years ago?

378
00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:33.007
Oh, my gosh!

379
00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:34.286
I can't believe what I'm seeing!

380
00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:35.686
Do you see all this?

381
00:19:35.840 --> 00:19:37.649
Junior! This is amazing!

382
00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.801
Why put the button there? Uh...

383
00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:53.601
Come on!

384
00:19:57.480 --> 00:19:59.084
Hi-ya!

385
00:20:08.800 --> 00:20:09.961
Is it off?

386
00:20:10.120 --> 00:20:11.406
Uh, I believe so.

387
00:20:11.600 --> 00:20:12.647
Are you okay?

388
00:20:12.800 --> 00:20:15.280
Your wing looks a little mangled.

389
00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:18.006
My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.

390
00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.650
Yeah, that seems bad.

391
00:20:20.800 --> 00:20:22.040
Let's go.

392
00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:24.084
This place is dangerous.

393
00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:30.682
Huh. What is that?

394
00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:34.605
Cool beans.

395
00:20:37.320 --> 00:20:38.560
- What?
- What?

396
00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:39.846
- What's happening?
- Mom, Dad.

397
00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:42.480
The storks are bringing me a baby brother!

398
00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:44.768
That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.

399
00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:47.002
Let's go back to sleep, honey.

400
00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.686
This is the best day of my life!

401
00:20:49.840 --> 00:20:51.604
This is the worst day of my life!

402
00:20:51.760 --> 00:20:53.250
Hunter's gonna kill me!

403
00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:55.323
- Why don't we just tell someone?
- Are you insane?

404
00:20:55.520 --> 00:20:57.363
If anyone finds out about this,
I am dead meat.

405
00:20:57.560 --> 00:20:59.210
My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.

406
00:21:02.600 --> 00:21:03.840
No, no, no.

407
00:21:04.360 --> 00:21:06.203
Come on!

408
00:21:11.840 --> 00:21:13.080
What up?

409
00:21:13.280 --> 00:21:14.964
- Hey, Pigeon Toady.
- Hey, there.

410
00:21:15.120 --> 00:21:16.531
Hey, cool metal thing, brah.

411
00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:18.444
New kind of package? What's in it?

412
00:21:18.600 --> 00:21:20.284
- Candy canes.
- Some gas. Uh...

413
00:21:22.560 --> 00:21:24.801
Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?

414
00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:26.724
- Oh, yeah. Real great game.
- Excellent playing.

415
00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:28.484
Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.

416
00:21:28.680 --> 00:21:30.728
- Yeah, that was too bad.
- Real bummer.

417
00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.360
And yet then with a little
time left, we pulled it out...

418
00:21:33.560 --> 00:21:34.561
- Totally!
- Yeah.

419
00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:36.609
...only to lose it again
in the last second.

420
00:21:36.760 --> 00:21:38.569
- Such a disappointment.
- It was a comedown.

421
00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:40.449
- Only to get it back.
- Best day of my life!

422
00:21:40.600 --> 00:21:42.011
- Only to lose it!
- Worst day of my life!

423
00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:43.286
Only to get it back.

424
00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:44.487
A roller-coaster of a game!

425
00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:46.642
Only to lose it again.

426
00:21:46.800 --> 00:21:48.245
What a game! Here we go, see you later.

427
00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:49.401
Bye!

428
00:21:49.560 --> 00:21:51.688
Cool. No big deal.

429
00:21:51.840 --> 00:21:53.729
Wait... Wait a second.

430
00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:56.724
There was no game last night.

431
00:21:56.880 --> 00:21:58.245
What the...

432
00:22:02.560 --> 00:22:04.244
Come on. Let's get to my workshop.

433
00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:05.970
We'll be safe there.

434
00:22:10.120 --> 00:22:11.804
All right, okay, all right, all right.

435
00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:13.644
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.

436
00:22:13.800 --> 00:22:16.406
We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?

437
00:22:16.600 --> 00:22:18.364
If one person sees a stork with a baby,

438
00:22:18.560 --> 00:22:20.767
my chances of being named boss
are ruined. So...

439
00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:21.921
What are you doing?

440
00:22:22.080 --> 00:22:23.320
- I wanna see the baby!
- No, no, no.

441
00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:24.481
We do not open that thing.

442
00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:26.961
Just a brief exposure
to baby cuteness can ruin your life.

443
00:22:27.120 --> 00:22:28.121
Remember Jasper?

444
00:22:29.280 --> 00:22:31.248
Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it.
I can't think of who...

445
00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:33.482
You're being sarcastic because
he changed the course of your life.

446
00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:34.641
- That's right.
- Yeah.

447
00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:37.451
Huh. How about this?

448
00:22:39.160 --> 00:22:42.050
Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday.
Today is Friday.

449
00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:45.966
If I can just deliver this thing by then,
I can still be named boss.

450
00:22:46.120 --> 00:22:48.646
Gardner family, here I come!

451
00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:51.924
But your wing's broken. You can't...

452
00:22:52.080 --> 00:22:54.287
Make a plan! Stick to the plan!

453
00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:55.930
Always deliver!

454
00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:08.727
I'll never fly again!

455
00:23:09.560 --> 00:23:10.561
What's that?

456
00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:11.721
Hmm? What's what?

457
00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:13.370
That. Right there.

458
00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:15.290
Uh... Oh, that? No.

459
00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:16.487
That's nothing.

460
00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:17.641
Looks like an airplane.

461
00:23:17.800 --> 00:23:19.802
Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.

462
00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:21.240
Great! I'll use it.

463
00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:25.087
Oh, well, it kind of took me a long
time to make, like years and years...

464
00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:26.924
Great. All leading to this moment.

465
00:23:27.080 --> 00:23:28.366
I'm saving it for something else.

466
00:23:28.520 --> 00:23:29.521
- For what?
- Hmm?

467
00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:30.721
What were you gonna use it for?

468
00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:35.645
Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages
for Cornerstore. com.

469
00:23:36.040 --> 00:23:39.169
Oh, well, hey there, kid.

470
00:23:39.320 --> 00:23:42.449
Now's your chance.

471
00:23:43.800 --> 00:23:45.802
- Uh, I don't know.
- Yeah.

472
00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:48.002
I don't even know if it flies.

473
00:23:48.280 --> 00:23:49.327
Eh, uh...

474
00:23:55.120 --> 00:23:56.167
You know what?

475
00:23:56.320 --> 00:23:58.561
Yeah, you can use it.
Let's deliver this baby.

476
00:23:58.720 --> 00:23:59.846
Are you sure though?

477
00:24:00.320 --> 00:24:02.402
- Uh...
- All right, let's do it!

478
00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:05.409
Okay, great.
Let me show you how to fly this.

479
00:24:05.560 --> 00:24:07.164
Um, hello? I'm a bird.

480
00:24:07.320 --> 00:24:08.890
I'm pretty sure I know how to...

481
00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:12.846
I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!

482
00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:20.326
Of course, the autopilot button.
That makes perfect sense.

483
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:21.806
I knew that. I was testing you.

484
00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:23.564
Oh, you were testing me
on a thing that I made.

485
00:24:23.720 --> 00:24:25.290
- That's correct.
- Is your seat wet?

486
00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:26.481
Yep. That's my urine.

487
00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:28.449
I peed in the seat when we were falling.

488
00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.564
Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?

489
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.324
My baby.

490
00:24:33.520 --> 00:24:36.364
Now, I really think you're
gonna love this one, Becky.

491
00:24:36.520 --> 00:24:37.726
I think we found you a good one.

492
00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:41.082
Yeah, when we saw this, we looked
at each other and we were like, "Wow."

493
00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:42.571
"This is theirs." Yeah.

494
00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:44.085
- And it's a fixer-upper...
- Yeah. It is.

495
00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:45.571
...which I know we weren't looking for.

496
00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:48.769
But at least it's not a fixer-downer.

497
00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:51.921
Oh, honey, can you just...

498
00:24:52.080 --> 00:24:53.127
- Can you hold one second?
- Yeah, can you?

499
00:24:53.360 --> 00:24:55.249
- You're up. You're up.
- What? No, it's not my turn.

500
00:24:55.400 --> 00:24:57.721
- You're up, now. You're up.
- It can't be.

501
00:24:57.880 --> 00:24:59.769
So you want a panic room, okay.

502
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:01.047
Uh...

503
00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:02.366
Nate?

504
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:04.921
What?

505
00:25:05.080 --> 00:25:06.320
Nate?

506
00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.004
Hey there, buddy.

507
00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:11.207
Whatcha doin' here?

508
00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:12.447
I'm preparing.

509
00:25:12.600 --> 00:25:14.011
Right, you're preparing.

510
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:15.605
For what?

511
00:25:15.760 --> 00:25:17.762
To get my baby brother from the storks.

512
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:21.126
Right.

513
00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:25.565
Hey, I love your school encourages
imagination over actual learning,

514
00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:28.724
- but the storks don't deliver anymore.
- I know.

515
00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:30.086
They haven't done that in, like, forever.

516
00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:31.605
Dad, you don't have to help me at all.

517
00:25:31.800 --> 00:25:34.610
This is a guilt-free pass for you
to go back inside and work.

518
00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:35.801
Just go.

519
00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:38.361
- Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go.
- What?

520
00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:40.007
Okay, all right. Fine.

521
00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:41.571
You blink and I'll be in college.

522
00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:42.881
What was that?

523
00:25:43.040 --> 00:25:45.691
Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.

524
00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:47.968
- I didn't say anything. You should just...
- Okay.

525
00:25:48.120 --> 00:25:49.963
Remember when I was a baby?
It felt like one minute ago?

526
00:25:50.120 --> 00:25:52.361
- What?
- What? Hmm?

527
00:25:53.040 --> 00:25:54.041
Fine.

528
00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:55.969
Dad, you'll be my idol
for, like, two more years.

529
00:25:56.120 --> 00:25:57.451
Okay, I heard that one.

530
00:25:57.600 --> 00:25:59.329
Okay. All right, look.

531
00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.689
Five minutes. That's all the time I have
is five minutes, and then we stop.

532
00:26:02.840 --> 00:26:03.841
Yeah, five minutes.

533
00:26:04.040 --> 00:26:05.041
Five minutes, and then...

534
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:06.201
We stop.

535
00:26:06.360 --> 00:26:09.603
Five minutes and then we stop.

536
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:11.970
What?

537
00:26:12.800 --> 00:26:13.926
Powder?

538
00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:16.645
Baby powder.

539
00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.128
Homing pigeon powers activate!

540
00:26:30.560 --> 00:26:32.483
Ah!

541
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:36.289
Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby?

542
00:26:36.840 --> 00:26:40.003
This is crazy. We are delivering a baby!

543
00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:41.804
No, we are delivering a package.

544
00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:44.327
Maybe we should name it
instead of calling it "the package."

545
00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:46.084
We do not name the package, okay?

546
00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:47.241
It's very simple.

547
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:49.448
We make a plan. Stick to the plan.

548
00:26:49.600 --> 00:26:51.204
Always deliver.

549
00:26:51.360 --> 00:26:54.443
And then we get back to Storkcon
so the board can name me boss.

550
00:26:54.600 --> 00:26:55.681
Oh, it's so exciting.

551
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.848
What can we expect from boss Junior?

552
00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:59.206
Oh, you know that's top secret.

553
00:26:59.360 --> 00:27:01.124
- You can tell me. Come on.
- It's gonna be big!

554
00:27:01.280 --> 00:27:03.203
Like what? Like, what, how big?
Like, what are you gonna do?

555
00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:05.362
I prefer not to talk about it right now.

556
00:27:05.560 --> 00:27:06.641
- Do you not know?
- What?

557
00:27:06.800 --> 00:27:07.847
- Oh, my gosh. You don't know.
- I know.

558
00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:09.604
If you don't know,
then why do you wanna be boss?

559
00:27:09.760 --> 00:27:10.807
- I know.
- You don't.

560
00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:13.531
Oh, man,
you laugh when you're uncomfortable.

561
00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.681
No.

562
00:27:14.840 --> 00:27:16.285
- Am I pushing your buttons?
- Uh, no.

563
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:17.771
- Yes, I am.
- Nah. No.

564
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.247
- Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- No, those aren't even where my buttons

565
00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:21.771
would be if I had buttons.

566
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:23.126
- Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- So, nice try.

567
00:27:23.280 --> 00:27:25.647
I am programming you to tell me
why you want to be boss.

568
00:27:25.800 --> 00:27:27.928
I love robots, so this is fun.

569
00:27:28.120 --> 00:27:29.246
We're having a good time together.

570
00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:30.890
Why do you wanna be boss?
Why do you wanna be boss?

571
00:27:31.080 --> 00:27:32.491
Back off!

572
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:33.721
Oh, God! No!

573
00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:35.251
No, no, no!

574
00:27:40.120 --> 00:27:42.851
Wow! Well, that was funny.

575
00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:44.286
You almost died.

576
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:49.048
I guess the lesson we learned today is
don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?

577
00:27:49.360 --> 00:27:51.761
Okay, good talk.

578
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:54.491
Good talk.

579
00:27:55.080 --> 00:27:56.525
That didn't sound happy.

580
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.445
Yeah, well, the package
will be delivered soon enough.

581
00:27:59.600 --> 00:28:00.647
Uh...

582
00:28:00.800 --> 00:28:02.768
I really think that
we should check that out, you know.

583
00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:03.961
Ah, just relax.

584
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:05.810
Okay. Yeah, you're right.

585
00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:14.327
Ah, you see, the package has
cried itself gently to sleep.

586
00:28:26.120 --> 00:28:27.804
I can't take it!

587
00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:29.962
Can't help body movements! Must open pod!

588
00:28:30.120 --> 00:28:31.246
Wait! No!

589
00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:32.811
The pod! Gotta open the pod!

590
00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:34.883
Oh, no! No, no, no! Come back! Come back!

591
00:28:35.040 --> 00:28:36.610
- Be there in a jiff!
- Pull yourself together!

592
00:28:36.840 --> 00:28:38.205
- Fly this plane!
- Gotta open the pod!

593
00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:40.050
We're gonna die!

594
00:28:57.360 --> 00:28:58.646
Well, at least the baby's quiet.

595
00:28:58.840 --> 00:29:00.001
Are you out of your mind?

596
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:01.924
A baby cries and you crash a plane?

597
00:29:02.080 --> 00:29:04.003
Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod!

598
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.004
Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?

599
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:08.605
I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.

600
00:29:08.760 --> 00:29:10.922
- You crashed a plane, did you hear me?
- The baby is quiet.

601
00:29:11.080 --> 00:29:12.809
- You crashed a plane!
- The baby is quiet!

602
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.121
- The baby is quiet?
- The baby is quiet!

603
00:29:14.280 --> 00:29:15.930
- Why didn't you say anything?
- Oh, no!

604
00:29:16.080 --> 00:29:17.241
Why is it quiet?

605
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:20.046
Open the pod! Open the pod!
Open the pod! Open the pod!

606
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:22.328
How do you open this thing?
How do you open it? Come on!

607
00:29:25.560 --> 00:29:27.244
Aw.

608
00:29:30.080 --> 00:29:31.650
Oh, my gosh.
You know what I just realized?

609
00:29:31.800 --> 00:29:33.450
This baby and I have the same birthday.

610
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:35.250
Oh, yeah. I don't care.

611
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:37.283
You crashed the plane.
I don't need you anymore.

612
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:39.966
I'm going to deliver
the package myself. Goodbye.

613
00:29:40.360 --> 00:29:42.567
What? You're breaking up the team?

614
00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:45.207
"Team"? What is wrong with you?

615
00:29:45.360 --> 00:29:47.283
You and I are not a team. We are nothing.

616
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:49.010
There is no "we."

617
00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:50.366
This is all your fault. This.

618
00:29:50.600 --> 00:29:52.887
This. This!

619
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.209
All of this.

620
00:29:57.320 --> 00:29:58.970
A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.

621
00:29:59.120 --> 00:30:00.406
A good day.

622
00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.170
Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.

623
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:09.885
I'm the most popular person
in the entire Letter Sorting department.

624
00:30:10.040 --> 00:30:11.690
- I can't hear you!
- I said that...

625
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:13.410
Yeah, it just sounds
like "Blah, blah, blah,"

626
00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:14.800
but mixed with crying.

627
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:16.525
But that's not what I'm...
Junior, come here.

628
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:18.682
I can't hear what you're saying,
but I assume it's lame.

629
00:30:19.080 --> 00:30:20.570
I said I'm the most popular person...

630
00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.404
Lame!

631
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:29.245
Tulip's dumb.

632
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:31.368
There's a reason she doesn't fit in.

633
00:30:31.520 --> 00:30:34.251
If you're smart enough to build a plane,
then who wrecks one?

634
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.051
I'm gonna deliver this package
and be back at Stork Mountain in no time.

635
00:30:47.560 --> 00:30:50.404
Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves!

636
00:30:50.560 --> 00:30:53.131
What are you gonna do,
knock me unconscious?

637
00:30:53.280 --> 00:30:54.361
Perfect!

638
00:31:06.120 --> 00:31:07.246
Oh, seriously?

639
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.448
I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!

640
00:31:09.600 --> 00:31:11.329
Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?

641
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:12.811
We are done! This conversation is over.

642
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:13.961
Last word, me!

643
00:31:14.120 --> 00:31:15.121
- Last word.
- Me.

644
00:31:15.280 --> 00:31:16.850
- Last word. Last word.
- Me. Me. Me.

645
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:30.487
Listen, I'm the alpha.

646
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:31.641
I'm gonna eat this thing first.

647
00:31:31.800 --> 00:31:33.165
I'm gonna be the new alpha.

648
00:31:33.320 --> 00:31:35.971
No. There is no...
There's no need for a new alpha.

649
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:37.161
I'm the alpha!

650
00:31:37.320 --> 00:31:38.651
- You...
- You're not even a beta.

651
00:31:38.800 --> 00:31:39.801
I'm the alpha!

652
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.729
No, you're not the alpha!

653
00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:47.122
Aw!

654
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:49.606
What just happened?

655
00:31:49.800 --> 00:31:53.009
- What was that?
- What did that thing just do?

656
00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:56.248
- I'm sorry. Where were we?
- Oh, yeah.

657
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:00.125
I'm gonna devour this thing.

658
00:32:00.280 --> 00:32:02.601
I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.

659
00:32:08.840 --> 00:32:10.001
You didn't bite her arm clean off.

660
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:11.650
This tastes like flowers.

661
00:32:11.800 --> 00:32:13.245
Okay, stand aside.

662
00:32:16.800 --> 00:32:18.370
Look at you. Look what you did.

663
00:32:18.520 --> 00:32:20.443
I did the same thing you did.

664
00:32:23.320 --> 00:32:24.526
- Are you in love?
- I am in love.

665
00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:25.886
- Are you in love?
- I'm in love, too.

666
00:32:26.040 --> 00:32:27.166
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

667
00:32:27.320 --> 00:32:28.731
Hey, guys!

668
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.127
This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.

669
00:32:31.280 --> 00:32:32.884
- What did he say?
- What? What's happening?

670
00:32:33.040 --> 00:32:34.166
- Louder. We're in the back!
- We're keeping it!

671
00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:36.448
- Back of the pack, we're keeping it!
- Okay, thank you.

672
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:37.921
Aw, look at that.

673
00:32:38.080 --> 00:32:39.081
The delivery is now complete.

674
00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:40.287
Now, I just need to find
a way out of here.

675
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.681
Wait, you're not gonna deliver
her to her actual parents?

676
00:32:42.840 --> 00:32:45.241
Baby doesn't know the difference
because babies are dumb.

677
00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:46.566
Oh, babies are not dumb.

678
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:47.721
They are super dumb.

679
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:50.565
Babies have a higher level of intelligence
than we will ever understand.

680
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.165
You sound like a baby
that learned how to talk.

681
00:32:52.360 --> 00:32:53.691
I am a baby that learned how to talk!

682
00:32:53.840 --> 00:32:56.002
Hey, I want to teach it
to walk around in circles

683
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:57.611
- before it lays down.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

684
00:32:57.760 --> 00:32:58.761
That's my favorite thing to teach.

685
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.081
Don't get too close,
you're gonna scare it!

686
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:01.241
I'm not... Ow!

687
00:33:01.560 --> 00:33:03.847
Aw!

688
00:33:04.080 --> 00:33:07.880
- Huh. The baby, it's laughing!
- Yeah. Good for it.

689
00:33:08.040 --> 00:33:09.087
No.

690
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.527
Okay, I apologize for what
I'm about to do.

691
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:14.680
- Ow!
- Sorry.

692
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:15.921
Aw!

693
00:33:16.120 --> 00:33:17.246
- Stop it!
- Sorry.

694
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:19.368
Sorry.

695
00:33:19.520 --> 00:33:21.124
- That's my face!
- Sorry!

696
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:26.810
- Why did you stop?
- Come on!

697
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:29.008
Okay, I get the plan.
I can fake it. I can fake it!

698
00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:30.650
Okay, okay. Fake it!

699
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:32.081
Ow!

700
00:33:34.760 --> 00:33:36.000
Wait! Hold on a second, okay? Wait.

701
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:37.770
All right, I have an idea.

702
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:41.083
Imagine how much harder
she could hit me if you cut us down.

703
00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:43.527
Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.

704
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:46.121
I mean, you don't have to
go that hard, but...

705
00:33:46.280 --> 00:33:48.123
- Oh, I think I do.
- Well...

706
00:33:48.280 --> 00:33:49.770
Oh, I'm still mad at you.

707
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:50.961
Cut 'em down!

708
00:33:54.280 --> 00:33:55.441
Grab a stick or something!

709
00:33:55.600 --> 00:33:56.806
Wait, what?

710
00:33:58.800 --> 00:34:00.245
Aw!

711
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.482
Do you want more?

712
00:34:02.800 --> 00:34:04.086
Yeah!

713
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:06.971
Will this tiny twig be enough?

714
00:34:07.120 --> 00:34:08.849
- Yes!
- No! No!

715
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:10.001
Bigger!

716
00:34:10.160 --> 00:34:11.525
Get the biggest twig you can find!

717
00:34:11.720 --> 00:34:14.166
Sorry, Junior.
Gotta give the people what they want.

718
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:18.930
Grab the baby! Let's go!

719
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:22.529
Wolfpack, chase!

720
00:34:23.240 --> 00:34:24.571
Chase, chase, chase.

721
00:34:24.720 --> 00:34:25.801
Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?

722
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:27.081
I was distracting them.

723
00:34:27.240 --> 00:34:28.366
Okay, here we go.

724
00:34:32.160 --> 00:34:33.321
Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!

725
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:35.005
Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?

726
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:37.484
Chase, chase, chase.

727
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:39.525
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

728
00:34:41.160 --> 00:34:42.605
Suck it, wolves!

729
00:34:43.560 --> 00:34:47.326
Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!

730
00:34:48.120 --> 00:34:49.690
Hut, hut, hut.

731
00:35:00.600 --> 00:35:01.726
What is happening?

732
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:03.848
The wolves are forming
a suspension bridge.

733
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.445
- How is that possible?
- I don't know.

734
00:35:05.600 --> 00:35:06.886
All right, let's go!

735
00:35:08.120 --> 00:35:09.770
A bridge!

736
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:11.885
We're probably gonna die!

737
00:35:12.040 --> 00:35:13.201
Chase, chase, chase!

738
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:21.881
Let's go!

739
00:35:22.040 --> 00:35:23.041
- The door!
- Leave it!

740
00:35:23.200 --> 00:35:25.009
Almost gotcha, almost gotcha,
almost gotcha!

741
00:35:28.520 --> 00:35:30.249
Oh, my gosh!
We can use that thing as a thing!

742
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:31.885
Right! To thing to the thing!

743
00:35:32.040 --> 00:35:33.610
Let's go!

744
00:35:34.160 --> 00:35:36.049
- You sound like a monkey.
- You sound like a monkey!

745
00:35:36.200 --> 00:35:39.921
Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!

746
00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:42.487
Boat!

747
00:35:42.640 --> 00:35:43.880
Are you kidding me?

748
00:35:44.040 --> 00:35:45.371
That is so unpredictable!

749
00:35:45.520 --> 00:35:46.521
Ha-ha!

750
00:36:01.560 --> 00:36:04.211
Wolf pack! Form of submarine!

751
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:08.600
Submarine!

752
00:36:16.640 --> 00:36:18.369
I didn't know wolves could
form a submarine!

753
00:36:18.520 --> 00:36:20.409
I've never seen that before
on nature shows.

754
00:36:20.560 --> 00:36:22.244
Okay, quick, get to the plane!

755
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:23.526
What? I thought it was broken.

756
00:36:23.680 --> 00:36:25.921
No, I fixed it with some spare parts.

757
00:36:26.120 --> 00:36:28.487
We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.

758
00:36:34.200 --> 00:36:35.201
All right, let's go!

759
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:36.407
Junior!

760
00:36:41.600 --> 00:36:43.204
Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.

761
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:44.691
Wait!

762
00:36:45.200 --> 00:36:47.009
Oh, I could push it so easily.

763
00:36:47.160 --> 00:36:49.686
It would take
such a little amount of force.

764
00:36:52.160 --> 00:36:53.286
Don't look at me like that.

765
00:36:56.640 --> 00:36:59.405
If you don't give us Tiny Thing,
we're gonna eat you.

766
00:36:59.560 --> 00:37:00.971
We're gonna eat you anyway!

767
00:37:01.120 --> 00:37:02.326
You don't say it.

768
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:04.562
You make the deal
and then you eat them anyway.

769
00:37:04.720 --> 00:37:05.721
Gotcha!

770
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:07.006
We're not going to eat you!

771
00:37:07.200 --> 00:37:08.486
Well, now it's too late!

772
00:37:08.640 --> 00:37:10.483
Oh, no! No!

773
00:37:10.640 --> 00:37:12.290
- Junior!
- Let's go!

774
00:37:15.080 --> 00:37:16.161
All right, let's fly!

775
00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:17.321
It doesn't fly.

776
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:19.130
- What?
- It falls!

777
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.329
Why did I save you?

778
00:37:22.520 --> 00:37:25.171
Whee!

779
00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:36.570
Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!

780
00:37:41.200 --> 00:37:43.123
- Come on! Come on!
- Let's go!

781
00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:50.482
Tiny Thing, come back!

782
00:37:50.640 --> 00:37:53.530
Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!

783
00:37:55.160 --> 00:37:56.764
My baby.

784
00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:05.768
Hmm.

785
00:38:11.720 --> 00:38:12.721
What?

786
00:38:13.040 --> 00:38:15.486
Five more minutes and then we stop

787
00:38:15.640 --> 00:38:16.641
What?

788
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:19.007
- Five more minutes...
- No!

789
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:21.881
That's our chimney!

790
00:38:22.040 --> 00:38:23.451
You're gonna destroy the whole roof?

791
00:38:23.600 --> 00:38:25.728
Mom, we have to replace
the chimney with a slide

792
00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:27.882
for when the storks deliver
my baby brother.

793
00:38:28.040 --> 00:38:29.041
What he said.

794
00:38:29.240 --> 00:38:31.561
No! Don't be crazy.
You cannot do the chimney.

795
00:38:31.720 --> 00:38:33.404
Come on, don't make me the mean mom.

796
00:38:33.560 --> 00:38:35.562
- Dads are fun, moms are mean.
- I heard that!

797
00:38:35.720 --> 00:38:37.404
- Parent conference.
- Pinching!

798
00:38:37.560 --> 00:38:39.722
Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.

799
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:41.001
We need to tell him.

800
00:38:41.160 --> 00:38:42.161
Tell him what?

801
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:43.685
What, to go watch more TV?

802
00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:46.565
This is the best time I've had
with Nate in my life.

803
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:48.091
I actually feel like a dad again.

804
00:38:48.240 --> 00:38:50.368
And when no baby brother shows up?

805
00:38:50.520 --> 00:38:52.602
Well, then we tell him.

806
00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:53.761
We can get a new chimney,

807
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:55.922
but we'll never be able to
replace this time with Nate.

808
00:38:56.080 --> 00:38:57.809
And if we put those headsets back on,

809
00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.247
how old will Nate be
when we take them off again?

810
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:01.680
I'm not a jerky teen yet.

811
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:04.207
Fleeting moments, precious memories.

812
00:39:16.640 --> 00:39:18.290
Moms are fun, too.

813
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.606
Wow! That's...
That's not a well-made chimney.

814
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:26.444
I'm... I'm a small woman
and that just came...

815
00:39:26.600 --> 00:39:28.045
Yeah, that came right down!

816
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.482
Okay, so, uh, what's next?

817
00:39:35.680 --> 00:39:37.125
Okay, it's Saturday night.

818
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.602
As long as we deliver by tomorrow,
we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.

819
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:43.922
Thanks for waiting for me back there.

820
00:39:44.600 --> 00:39:46.011
I don't know what you're talking about.

821
00:39:46.160 --> 00:39:48.845
Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to
admit anything at all about anything."

822
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:50.001
Is that supposed to be me?

823
00:39:50.200 --> 00:39:53.568
Oh, sorry, "This is a more
accurate representation."

824
00:39:53.720 --> 00:39:56.326
Oh, you're so right.
That is what I sound like.

825
00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:58.289
Let's both talk like this.

826
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:03.044
Baby's fussing.

827
00:40:03.200 --> 00:40:05.168
She's bored. We have to distract her.

828
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:06.481
Oh, let's see. Oh!

829
00:40:06.640 --> 00:40:09.041
You are a baby, you are a baby

830
00:40:09.200 --> 00:40:10.201
Little hands, little feet

831
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:11.964
- Look at you, you're so sweet
- JUNIOR: Stop! Stop! Stop!

832
00:40:12.120 --> 00:40:13.167
You're so cute I wanna...

833
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:14.446
Let's just step aside, all right?

834
00:40:14.640 --> 00:40:16.290
- And let me do it.
- You want to sing to her?

835
00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:17.680
Yeah. Is that so surprising?

836
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:19.365
I'm a pretty good singer, actually.

837
00:40:19.560 --> 00:40:20.925
Okay, fine! Sing to her.

838
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:24.404
When you need a little something

839
00:40:24.560 --> 00:40:25.721
And there's too much to do

840
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.451
Just click your little finger
And we'll ship it for you

841
00:40:28.680 --> 00:40:31.843
Cornerstore, Cornerstore. com

842
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:33.845
Free shipping does not apply
in Alaska and Hawaii.

843
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:35.684
Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?

844
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:37.126
That's not a song, that's an ad.

845
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:39.408
- Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip.
- Okay.

846
00:40:39.640 --> 00:40:41.165
Cornerstore

847
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:42.367
I like how this is going.

848
00:40:42.520 --> 00:40:45.046
Let your packages rain down on me

849
00:40:57.720 --> 00:41:00.769
Uh, this looks like a good place
to rest for the night.

850
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:02.251
Junior, what are talking about?
Why are you acting...

851
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:03.401
I can't hear what you're saying.

852
00:41:03.600 --> 00:41:05.602
- Junior?
- I can't hear you!

853
00:41:06.560 --> 00:41:07.641
Junior!

854
00:41:18.520 --> 00:41:20.204
Hmm...

855
00:41:22.560 --> 00:41:25.564
Hey! Have you seen
a red-headed lady and a stork?

856
00:41:25.720 --> 00:41:26.767
A bird and a lady?

857
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.371
I don't know what you're talkin' about.

858
00:41:28.520 --> 00:41:31.729
I saw two that fit that
description the other day!

859
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:34.924
No, man, I will not be your friend.

860
00:41:35.240 --> 00:41:37.368
Sorry, thought we were vibing.

861
00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:55.209
Why you being so creepy?

862
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.767
You know what? Just get... Here. Here.

863
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:13.089
I'm just gonna put this right here.

864
00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:19.801
Uh...

865
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:21.810
What happened back there?

866
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:23.325
What? What do you mean?

867
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:25.847
Uh, you stabbed the raft?
For literally no reason!

868
00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:28.321
It was not for no reason.
It was for personal reasons.

869
00:42:28.520 --> 00:42:30.682
Anyways, there's a port
right there on the coast.

870
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:33.805
We'll just leave first thing in the
morning and deliver the package.

871
00:42:35.560 --> 00:42:36.766
Just call it "the baby."

872
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:38.490
Why are you so afraid of babies?

873
00:42:38.640 --> 00:42:42.241
Because this one single package could ruin
everything I've worked towards my entire life!

874
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:44.402
- Why do you wanna be boss again?
- Not this again.

875
00:42:44.560 --> 00:42:46.642
No, really.
Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?

876
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:49.485
I don't know, okay? I mean...

877
00:42:49.640 --> 00:42:51.085
Why does anyone want to be boss?

878
00:42:51.240 --> 00:42:52.241
It rules. That's why.

879
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:54.323
Yeah, but what would you do?

880
00:42:54.600 --> 00:42:57.331
- I don't know. What would you do?
- I'm glad you asked!

881
00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.450
Well, for one, I would employ a more
diverse variety of birds and animals.

882
00:43:00.640 --> 00:43:02.642
Two, I would get rid of
the Cornerstore warehouse

883
00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:04.325
because that building is a bummer.

884
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.563
And three, I would start
delivering babies again.

885
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:11.289
Okay, you were very prepared
for that question.

886
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:12.481
Man, I feel so close to you.

887
00:43:12.640 --> 00:43:13.641
Like we're girlfriends already.

888
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:16.525
All right, I knew as I was saying it
that I should just keep my mouth shut.

889
00:43:16.680 --> 00:43:19.490
Aw, I want to braid
your feathers immediately!

890
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:29.649
Look, uh...

891
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:31.081
Yeah?

892
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.527
While we're being real honest right now,
I'll tell you why I built my plane.

893
00:43:35.680 --> 00:43:38.604
It's not to deliver packages
for Cornerstore. com.

894
00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:41.846
I built my plane to find my parents.

895
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:48.563
But I thought you didn't know
where your parents lived.

896
00:43:49.160 --> 00:43:53.529
When Jasper destroyed my
homing beacon, I lost all the pieces.

897
00:43:53.680 --> 00:43:55.045
Except one.

898
00:43:56.840 --> 00:44:01.402
And I thought this, plus some luck
might be enough to find my parents.

899
00:44:01.560 --> 00:44:04.882
So, you sacrificed your plane
for this baby?

900
00:44:05.040 --> 00:44:06.724
- Yeah.
- Why?

901
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:10.885
Oh, I don't know.
I guess if this baby finds her family,

902
00:44:11.080 --> 00:44:12.809
I mean, it's worth it.

903
00:44:13.400 --> 00:44:14.526
Right?

904
00:44:16.080 --> 00:44:18.082
Fine. You can name her.

905
00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:19.771
- Really?
- Yeah, go ahead.

906
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:21.046
Diamond Destiny.

907
00:44:21.200 --> 00:44:22.406
Okay, I changed my mind.
You can't name her.

908
00:44:22.560 --> 00:44:24.005
Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny.
Yes, it is!

909
00:44:24.160 --> 00:44:25.650
I thought it was gonna be,
like, an actual name.

910
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:27.325
It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name!

911
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.403
Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?

912
00:44:29.600 --> 00:44:34.242
We're gonna find your parents,
and everything is gonna be just perfect.

913
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:38.165
You'll find your family.

914
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:39.646
You think?

915
00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:41.040
For sure.

916
00:44:41.240 --> 00:44:42.571
Good night.

917
00:44:43.520 --> 00:44:44.760
Good night!

918
00:44:49.080 --> 00:44:50.923
Huh!

919
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:52.566
What is it? I'm up.

920
00:44:53.120 --> 00:44:54.610
Do you think she's hungry?

921
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:56.046
Yeah. I don't know.

922
00:44:56.200 --> 00:44:58.248
Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.

923
00:44:58.920 --> 00:44:59.921
Okay.

924
00:45:05.240 --> 00:45:06.401
Oh, my gosh.

925
00:45:06.680 --> 00:45:08.011
Her eyes could not be more open.

926
00:45:08.160 --> 00:45:09.685
Okay, grab that end.

927
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:15.245
It's like we're a family.

928
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:16.521
We are not like a family.

929
00:45:16.680 --> 00:45:19.843
We're just a guy and a girl
trying to put our baby to sleep.

930
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:21.570
Let's just put her to sleep.

931
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:23.330
Come on, close, close, close.

932
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:25.323
Okay, close. Close, close, close.

933
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:27.323
That's good, right? Is that closed enough?

934
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:29.005
No! Look, I can still see eyeball.

935
00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:31.608
Can we manually close them? Here.

936
00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:33.649
No! Don't do that! What are you doing?

937
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:35.643
I'm gonna... Wait!
Okay, give me the eye glue.

938
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:37.484
- What?
- You know, for gluing eyes shut.

939
00:45:37.640 --> 00:45:39.210
No, we don't have any.

940
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:40.527
It's gonna stick.

941
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.162
What if she never goes to sleep?

942
00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:45.481
All right, you know what? I got her.

943
00:45:45.680 --> 00:45:47.250
You just go to bed.
You go to bed. It's fine.

944
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:50.165
No, I don't wanna go to bed
if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.

945
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:52.845
I know. But if I go to bed, then
I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't.

946
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:54.161
No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to me.

947
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:56.761
No, so that's why you go to bed,
and I'll take care of her.

948
00:45:58.560 --> 00:46:00.244
All right. I'll go to bed.

949
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:02.126
I can't believe you went to bed!

950
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:04.004
What? You just said it was
okay for me to go bed!

951
00:46:04.160 --> 00:46:05.161
Okay, you know what?

952
00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:06.850
Can we just rock her in our arms?

953
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:08.843
No. We do not. No loving the baby.

954
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:10.206
You said "baby."

955
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:11.771
Fine. I don't care. I don't care.

956
00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:13.367
You love it.

957
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:17.489
Goodbye, brah!

958
00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:20.491
How you like me now? Huh!

959
00:46:21.200 --> 00:46:23.202
"How you like me now"?

960
00:46:24.040 --> 00:46:26.202
How you like me now?

961
00:46:26.520 --> 00:46:28.807
How do you like me now!

962
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:31.088
Now there was a time

963
00:46:33.200 --> 00:46:35.123
When you loved me so

964
00:46:37.680 --> 00:46:40.081
I could do no wrong

965
00:46:41.720 --> 00:46:43.722
And now you need to know

966
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:44.927
Dance break!

967
00:46:51.680 --> 00:46:55.605
How you like me now? How you like me now?

968
00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:58.127
And you're sure you saw this?

969
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.760
Yes, I'm sure I saw this.

970
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:02.849
All right. Let's keep this quiet.

971
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:04.286
Yes, sir.

972
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.329
Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.

973
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.927
Or should I say boss.

974
00:47:20.640 --> 00:47:22.165
Cool, cool, cool.

975
00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:28.969
Whoa! Steam room in an elevator.
Mind blown!

976
00:47:29.120 --> 00:47:30.121
Shut up! I'm planning.

977
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:31.321
Oh, that's cool.

978
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:32.606
All right. Now, listen.

979
00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:34.285
First, we have to stop that delivery.

980
00:47:34.560 --> 00:47:36.881
But we don't know where they're headed.

981
00:47:37.080 --> 00:47:39.481
Indeed. We won't go to them.

982
00:47:39.640 --> 00:47:40.766
We'll make them...

983
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:42.041
Come to us.

984
00:47:42.200 --> 00:47:43.884
Yes!

985
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:45.924
Well, I'm off.

986
00:47:46.080 --> 00:47:47.923
You're in a suit suddenly.

987
00:47:48.080 --> 00:47:49.206
Let's go.

988
00:47:53.200 --> 00:47:55.089
My towel blew away.

989
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:58.646
Junior.

990
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:00.006
Wake up. We gotta go.

991
00:48:00.160 --> 00:48:01.207
I'm still asleep.

992
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:02.486
I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.

993
00:48:02.640 --> 00:48:04.005
Just let me sleep a little longer.

994
00:48:04.160 --> 00:48:06.561
Junior. Baby's awake.
Ship's leaving. Let's go!

995
00:48:06.720 --> 00:48:08.848
You do it. You get the baby.

996
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:10.650
Junior, I'm tired, too!

997
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.007
You made it, you get it.

998
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:16.281
Hey!

999
00:49:52.560 --> 00:49:54.085
Ooh!

1000
00:50:23.080 --> 00:50:24.320
Yes!

1001
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:26.770
Diamond Destiny,
you come back here right now.

1002
00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:27.961
I'm not fooling around.

1003
00:50:28.120 --> 00:50:29.451
All right, let's go.
We got a boat to catch.

1004
00:50:29.600 --> 00:50:31.125
We got a boat to catch, oh!

1005
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:32.281
Here we go. On it.

1006
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:33.566
Home stretch!

1007
00:50:50.240 --> 00:50:52.163
We have to be absolutely silent.

1008
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.011
One human sees a stork with
a baby and we'll get reported.

1009
00:50:55.160 --> 00:50:57.367
All right, last one. Let's pack it up.

1010
00:51:04.480 --> 00:51:05.561
What was that?

1011
00:51:05.720 --> 00:51:06.801
Sounds like a baby.

1012
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:09.651
That's very suspicious.

1013
00:51:10.120 --> 00:51:12.009
- Why is she doing that?
- I don't know.

1014
00:51:12.160 --> 00:51:13.650
Diaper?

1015
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:15.001
Check.

1016
00:51:15.160 --> 00:51:16.161
Food?

1017
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:17.801
Check.

1018
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:18.961
Maybe she needs a nap.

1019
00:51:19.120 --> 00:51:20.485
Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop

1020
00:51:20.680 --> 00:51:22.603
Nope. What is it? What does she want?

1021
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:23.761
It's coming from over there!

1022
00:51:29.040 --> 00:51:30.166
I don't know. She's reaching for you.

1023
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:31.321
Maybe she just wants you.

1024
00:51:31.520 --> 00:51:32.931
No. That doesn't make sense.

1025
00:51:35.240 --> 00:51:36.890
Technically, she should be
perfectly happy.

1026
00:51:37.040 --> 00:51:38.644
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

1027
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:40.291
I have no idea.

1028
00:51:43.520 --> 00:51:44.521
Oh, no!

1029
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:45.921
Oh, no.

1030
00:51:46.120 --> 00:51:47.849
She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow!

1031
00:51:48.040 --> 00:51:49.041
What do I do with her?

1032
00:51:49.200 --> 00:51:50.281
Take her, take her. Just take her!

1033
00:52:06.200 --> 00:52:07.884
- Ah, look at that.
- Hmm.

1034
00:52:08.040 --> 00:52:09.690
Actually seems to be working pretty well.

1035
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.207
Ha! She smells so nice!

1036
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:18.563
Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.

1037
00:52:19.040 --> 00:52:20.246
You do.

1038
00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.448
Oh, no! The boat's leaving!

1039
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:33.203
No, no, no! Come on!

1040
00:52:34.280 --> 00:52:36.931
Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!

1041
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:40.160
Minivan!

1042
00:52:41.560 --> 00:52:43.164
Ow, ow, ow...

1043
00:52:44.240 --> 00:52:45.241
Give me a break!

1044
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:46.401
- Click, click.
- Click.

1045
00:52:48.080 --> 00:52:49.161
My baby!

1046
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:50.560
Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!

1047
00:52:50.720 --> 00:52:52.484
This is not a safe way
to transport the baby.

1048
00:52:52.640 --> 00:52:54.927
- We're parents now.
- Just go slower.

1049
00:52:55.080 --> 00:52:58.323
- You're right, you're right, you're right.
- Slower.

1050
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:00.887
Okay, good.

1051
00:53:01.560 --> 00:53:03.130
Is that good, Tiny Thing?

1052
00:53:03.600 --> 00:53:05.011
Hmm? Tiny Thing?

1053
00:53:05.240 --> 00:53:06.810
We lost her again!

1054
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.326
Quick! We can get to
the boat through here.

1055
00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:12.686
Ah!

1056
00:53:13.640 --> 00:53:16.211
Wait. Why are you running so weird?

1057
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:18.203
What don't I know?

1058
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:20.604
My old nemesis.

1059
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:22.610
"Glass."

1060
00:53:27.640 --> 00:53:30.484
Birds can't see glass!

1061
00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:34.441
Give us Tiny Thing.

1062
00:53:34.600 --> 00:53:36.728
Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.

1063
00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:38.769
You've got the baby.
You can deliver her yourself.

1064
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:40.968
What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!

1065
00:53:41.120 --> 00:53:42.963
We can do this. Together!

1066
00:53:43.120 --> 00:53:45.009
Where's the Tiny Thing?

1067
00:53:45.200 --> 00:53:47.487
- All right. Tulip, you got this!
- Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!

1068
00:53:47.640 --> 00:53:49.688
- Okay, left. Right. Straight.
- Where's the Tiny Thing?

1069
00:53:49.840 --> 00:53:51.888
Straight! Left! Right!

1070
00:53:53.160 --> 00:53:55.083
Oh, no! I'm panicking!

1071
00:53:55.240 --> 00:53:57.447
Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left!

1072
00:53:57.600 --> 00:53:58.931
Right! Right, I mean.

1073
00:53:59.200 --> 00:54:00.964
Left! Left! Right! Right!

1074
00:54:01.120 --> 00:54:02.645
Left! Left! Left! Right!

1075
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:04.166
Rolft! I mean, ralft!

1076
00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:08.411
Right! Left! I'm just shouting words!

1077
00:54:08.560 --> 00:54:10.244
This is not working!

1078
00:54:12.200 --> 00:54:14.123
Oh-oh! We did that together!

1079
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:15.725
I ran into every piece of glass.

1080
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:17.166
Some, more than once.

1081
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:20.441
Oh, jeez.

1082
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.211
Ah!

1083
00:54:24.520 --> 00:54:25.521
What are the chances of that?

1084
00:54:25.680 --> 00:54:27.205
I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.

1085
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:29.408
- Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
- Come on!

1086
00:54:33.520 --> 00:54:35.409
First, we're gonna take Tiny Thing

1087
00:54:35.560 --> 00:54:38.040
and raise her to be a strong,
independent woman.

1088
00:54:38.200 --> 00:54:40.771
And then, we're gonna eat you.

1089
00:54:41.520 --> 00:54:42.931
We made a great team.

1090
00:54:43.080 --> 00:54:45.890
My baby.

1091
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:48.322
That's my baby!

1092
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:51.010
It's Jasper!

1093
00:54:51.160 --> 00:54:52.207
My baby!

1094
00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.209
- No, no, no!
- My baby! My baby! My baby!

1095
00:54:58.360 --> 00:54:59.407
Let go!

1096
00:54:59.560 --> 00:55:01.244
Let go of us!

1097
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.403
Wolf pack, form of...

1098
00:55:05.600 --> 00:55:07.045
Broken heart!

1099
00:55:07.240 --> 00:55:09.481
Cry! Cry!

1100
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:10.841
Get away from us!

1101
00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:12.047
- Get away!
- Stay back!

1102
00:55:12.240 --> 00:55:13.241
- Go home!
- Come on!

1103
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:14.401
Don't make me hit you!

1104
00:55:14.560 --> 00:55:17.370
- Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain!
- I don't wanna hear it!

1105
00:55:17.520 --> 00:55:18.851
When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"

1106
00:55:19.040 --> 00:55:20.644
Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?

1107
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:22.404
Will you please let me explain?

1108
00:55:22.560 --> 00:55:24.722
Hey! She doesn't wanna hear
your explanation, guy!

1109
00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:25.967
Back off!

1110
00:55:26.120 --> 00:55:28.122
I fell in love with you.

1111
00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:30.481
Okay, fine.

1112
00:55:30.680 --> 00:55:32.409
Honestly, I am very curious.
Let's hear it.

1113
00:55:34.080 --> 00:55:37.687
Look, they tell you being
a stork isn't gonna be easy.

1114
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:38.966
Always deliver.

1115
00:55:39.520 --> 00:55:41.090
I failed to do that.

1116
00:55:41.240 --> 00:55:44.164
Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.

1117
00:55:44.440 --> 00:55:45.885
I spent my entire life

1118
00:55:46.040 --> 00:55:50.682
searching for the missing pieces
so that I could deliver my baby.

1119
00:55:51.080 --> 00:55:54.527
And yet, after all these years,
I'm still missing one piece.

1120
00:55:55.840 --> 00:55:57.569
- But, I have pledged...
- Oh, my gosh! Wait.

1121
00:55:57.720 --> 00:55:59.484
...to be the parent
I took from you, Tulip.

1122
00:55:59.640 --> 00:56:01.369
And I will lay down my life.

1123
00:56:01.520 --> 00:56:03.204
I have the missing piece!

1124
00:56:04.520 --> 00:56:05.885
Excuse me, what?

1125
00:56:06.040 --> 00:56:08.122
I have the missing piece.

1126
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:18.450
My home!

1127
00:56:19.040 --> 00:56:20.280
I'm going home!

1128
00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:25.488
I'm gonna finally meet my real family.

1129
00:56:25.800 --> 00:56:27.131
Oh, my gosh!

1130
00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:29.163
This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?

1131
00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:30.885
No, that's so... That's so great.

1132
00:56:31.200 --> 00:56:32.645
Yeah, yeah, you should go.

1133
00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:36.210
Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby.
But, yeah!

1134
00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:38.363
No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.

1135
00:56:38.520 --> 00:56:39.646
You should go now.

1136
00:56:40.200 --> 00:56:41.725
No, no, no.
We have to finish the delivery.

1137
00:56:41.880 --> 00:56:42.961
I'm sorry to cut you off.

1138
00:56:43.120 --> 00:56:46.090
You know what's so funny is
just then when you said "real family",

1139
00:56:46.240 --> 00:56:47.605
it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.

1140
00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:49.962
But I realized how stupid that is.

1141
00:56:50.240 --> 00:56:52.368
I mean, I'm a bird
and you're, like, a sloppy human

1142
00:56:52.520 --> 00:56:55.046
and that's not our baby.
It's just some baby.

1143
00:56:55.200 --> 00:56:58.283
Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family",
but we are like a family.

1144
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:02.001
Well, it's like we are
except instead we're more like employees

1145
00:57:02.160 --> 00:57:03.685
who are delivering a package,
and that's all.

1146
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:05.171
Do you know what I mean?

1147
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:06.481
And you should go to where you belong.

1148
00:57:06.640 --> 00:57:07.846
Now. Do you know what I mean?

1149
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.729
No! Junior, we are a team, okay?

1150
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:12.161
We're gonna deliver this baby,
then we're gonna meet my parents,

1151
00:57:12.360 --> 00:57:15.682
- then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain.
- I was supposed to fire you.

1152
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:16.921
Okay?

1153
00:57:17.520 --> 00:57:19.682
You were supposed to fire me?

1154
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:21.205
Yeah.

1155
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:24.045
Well, "liberate"."Free". Yes, fire.

1156
00:57:24.200 --> 00:57:25.690
And then I didn't,
and then this all happened.

1157
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:28.161
Look, there's nothing waiting for you
back at Stork Mountain.

1158
00:57:33.240 --> 00:57:34.366
Who cares though?

1159
00:57:34.520 --> 00:57:36.204
It's time for you to go
and meet your real family!

1160
00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:38.283
That's exciting, right?

1161
00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:40.401
Look, I...

1162
00:57:40.600 --> 00:57:43.046
I just think this is
for the best, you know?

1163
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:47.249
It's what you've always wanted.

1164
00:57:47.440 --> 00:57:48.601
Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.

1165
00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:51.525
So, yeah, I better go now, I guess.

1166
00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:53.922
It's gonna be fine.
I'll take good care of her.

1167
00:57:54.120 --> 00:57:56.407
Okay, okay. Fine.

1168
00:57:58.440 --> 00:57:59.726
Goodbye, little girl.

1169
00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:01.882
Have a good trip back home.

1170
00:58:02.720 --> 00:58:05.451
You take care...

1171
00:58:05.600 --> 00:58:07.887
And be safe.

1172
00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:34.448
I'm scared.

1173
00:58:34.600 --> 00:58:37.649
They're your family.
They're going to love you.

1174
00:58:41.920 --> 00:58:43.729
I'll be right here.

1175
00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:45.445
Oh, oh! Give me your camera.

1176
00:58:45.600 --> 00:58:47.967
I'd love to capture this family moment.

1177
00:58:49.560 --> 00:58:52.564
Okay, camera rolling and action.

1178
00:59:02.680 --> 00:59:04.682
Yup. Okay.

1179
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:07.486
Ring the doorbell.

1180
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:11.962
I don't hear a doorbell ringing.

1181
00:59:16.680 --> 00:59:18.569
You're right. Let's take our time.

1182
00:59:18.720 --> 00:59:20.961
I've only waited my whole life for this!

1183
00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:24.281
Tulip?

1184
00:59:31.120 --> 00:59:33.009
Hmm?

1185
00:59:40.160 --> 00:59:41.525
The storks!

1186
00:59:46.400 --> 00:59:47.401
Oh, boy!

1187
00:59:47.600 --> 00:59:49.125
- Here we go!
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

1188
00:59:49.280 --> 00:59:50.611
- Okay. Big smile!
- I'm a little nervous. Okay.

1189
00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:52.205
Everyone, calm down!

1190
00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:58.805
This is not to code.

1191
00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:00.570
- What?
- This all has to come down.

1192
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.321
Hunter?

1193
01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:06.323
- You're fired!
- But, but, but...

1194
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:08.164
"But, but, but..." You are so idiotic!

1195
01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:09.560
How were you not suspicious?

1196
01:00:12.040 --> 01:00:13.690
I thought it was
a gentrifying neighborhood.

1197
01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:15.882
Didn't expect to see you here, brah!

1198
01:00:16.040 --> 01:00:17.724
Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.

1199
01:00:18.040 --> 01:00:19.121
Seize the thing!

1200
01:00:23.080 --> 01:00:24.764
Wait, no! Not the baby!

1201
01:00:26.600 --> 01:00:28.443
Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.

1202
01:00:28.640 --> 01:00:29.721
She's with penguins.

1203
01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:32.451
They have whole documentaries
about how great they are at babysitting.

1204
01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:36.961
And she'll be an excellent swimmer.

1205
01:00:37.120 --> 01:00:39.885
And then when she's old enough,
we'll return her to the human world.

1206
01:00:40.040 --> 01:00:42.407
That's insane! You need to deliver her!

1207
01:00:42.560 --> 01:00:45.848
We can't let it get out that the new
boss accidentally made a baby!

1208
01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:47.968
Our stock would plummet,
everything we've built.

1209
01:00:48.160 --> 01:00:50.401
My entire company will fall apart!

1210
01:00:50.560 --> 01:00:52.244
Those parents can never find out.

1211
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.129
Okay, we're ready to go.

1212
01:00:55.720 --> 01:00:57.722
Who's the baby now?

1213
01:00:59.080 --> 01:01:00.206
Good enough.

1214
01:01:08.240 --> 01:01:10.129
- "Cease and desist"?
- Why?

1215
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:12.931
This is not up to code,
and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.

1216
01:01:13.080 --> 01:01:14.081
We can't tear it down.

1217
01:01:14.240 --> 01:01:16.288
'Cause then the storks won't
deliver my baby brother.

1218
01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:28.648
The policeman's right, Nate.

1219
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:31.804
They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.

1220
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:33.764
Then why did we do all this stuff?

1221
01:01:33.960 --> 01:01:37.442
Because we were having
such fun playing with you.

1222
01:01:37.600 --> 01:01:40.524
Oh, honey. We spent time together.

1223
01:01:40.680 --> 01:01:42.444
And that's what matters.

1224
01:01:43.600 --> 01:01:45.967
So is this like
a ticket thing or a warning thing?

1225
01:01:46.160 --> 01:01:47.321
It feels like a warning, right?

1226
01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:49.289
Yeah, we are warned.
We are properly warned.

1227
01:02:25.320 --> 01:02:27.084
Oh, buddy.

1228
01:02:30.680 --> 01:02:31.886
Come on.

1229
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:38.446
What?

1230
01:02:44.520 --> 01:02:45.521
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

1231
01:02:45.680 --> 01:02:46.841
What happened? Where's the baby?

1232
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:48.331
They tied me up and took her.

1233
01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:49.686
Why would you think this was her house?

1234
01:02:49.840 --> 01:02:51.490
It's surrounded by
a bunch of scary warehouses!

1235
01:02:51.640 --> 01:02:52.641
Gentrification!

1236
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:54.689
How could they just take her?
She was your responsibility!

1237
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:55.841
It wasn't my fault, okay?

1238
01:02:56.040 --> 01:02:57.769
I'm not blaming you.
I'm just worried about the baby!

1239
01:02:57.960 --> 01:02:59.928
Well, I'm also worried,
which is why I'm yelling!

1240
01:03:00.080 --> 01:03:01.684
We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!

1241
01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:03.649
How can we get back to Cornerstore?

1242
01:03:03.960 --> 01:03:06.804
You're shopping? What are you doing?

1243
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:12.126
Oh, I see.
You did that so we could hide in the box

1244
01:03:12.280 --> 01:03:13.406
and get back to Cornerstore real quick.

1245
01:03:13.600 --> 01:03:14.726
- That's right.
- Yeah.

1246
01:03:15.120 --> 01:03:17.600
Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?

1247
01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:21.526
What the heck is this?

1248
01:03:21.680 --> 01:03:23.330
This is Storkcon.

1249
01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:26.404
Once a year, storks come
together for one thing.

1250
01:03:26.560 --> 01:03:27.561
Storkcon!

1251
01:03:27.720 --> 01:03:31.520
The biggest stork convention
on the planet Earth, where birds and...

1252
01:03:31.680 --> 01:03:32.886
- Uh, Junior?
- What?

1253
01:03:33.040 --> 01:03:34.690
What are you doing?
We have to save the baby.

1254
01:03:34.840 --> 01:03:36.683
I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.

1255
01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:38.080
'Cause it's so cool.

1256
01:03:38.560 --> 01:03:39.607
There. Look, look, look!

1257
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:41.728
They're headed towards the flight deck.

1258
01:03:44.040 --> 01:03:45.565
What? It calms me.

1259
01:03:45.720 --> 01:03:49.770
Presenting the world's first round box

1260
01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.251
Sphericus!

1261
01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:55.969
Circles can hold dreams!

1262
01:03:58.000 --> 01:03:59.684
How are we gonna get through this crowd?

1263
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.171
Hello.

1264
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:03.848
I'm full of dreams!

1265
01:04:04.560 --> 01:04:06.927
Hey, you guys aren't
supposed to be back here.

1266
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:10.529
Pardon me, big guy.

1267
01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:11.927
I'm full of dreams!

1268
01:04:12.080 --> 01:04:13.081
Listen to me, Tulip.

1269
01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:15.931
Even if we get the baby,
we have no way to get out of here.

1270
01:04:16.120 --> 01:04:17.326
Storkcon is huge

1271
01:04:17.520 --> 01:04:19.170
for storks come from
all across the world...

1272
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:20.446
Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!

1273
01:04:20.600 --> 01:04:21.681
All right, I'm sorry.

1274
01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:23.205
It's just really impressive. Here we go.

1275
01:04:56.600 --> 01:04:58.602
Put down that baby!

1276
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:22.765
Whoo!

1277
01:06:20.600 --> 01:06:23.171
Growth analytics suggest
increased bandwidth

1278
01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:25.971
enabling us to silo
creative core components.

1279
01:06:26.120 --> 01:06:27.121
I got your text.

1280
01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:28.725
Sorry, but we could only find
one jet pack.

1281
01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:30.206
All right, give me the pack.
I'm taking her.

1282
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:31.725
- What? No, I'm taking her.
- No way.

1283
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:32.921
When you had her last, you lost her.

1284
01:06:33.080 --> 01:06:35.082
- After you left us.
- After you fired me!

1285
01:06:35.240 --> 01:06:36.526
'Cause you're bad at everything.

1286
01:06:36.720 --> 01:06:37.721
- I wish I'd never met you.
- Whoa! Wow,

1287
01:06:37.880 --> 01:06:39.086
well, you know what?
I wish I'd never met you.

1288
01:06:39.240 --> 01:06:42.001
The only good thing to come out of all
of this is this baby, and I am taking her.

1289
01:06:42.160 --> 01:06:44.731
This baby is far too precious
and perfect for you. I'm taking her!

1290
01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:45.927
- I'm taking her.
- I'm taking her!

1291
01:06:46.080 --> 01:06:47.923
- I'm taking her!
- I'm taking her!

1292
01:06:49.800 --> 01:06:53.043
What is that?

1293
01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:58.651
My pants fell down. Oh, no!

1294
01:07:10.080 --> 01:07:12.162
- Where are we going?
- I don't know!

1295
01:07:13.720 --> 01:07:15.051
Oh, okay. Not that way.

1296
01:07:15.200 --> 01:07:16.201
Not that way either.

1297
01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:17.441
Hey, guys.

1298
01:07:18.120 --> 01:07:19.929
This is very overwhelming.

1299
01:07:20.440 --> 01:07:23.011
Hand over that thing!

1300
01:07:26.680 --> 01:07:27.966
Come one step closer,

1301
01:07:29.720 --> 01:07:31.324
and I will drop this.

1302
01:07:31.640 --> 01:07:33.085
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

1303
01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:38.323
Junior, look, hand over the baby,
and we'll let bygones be bygones.

1304
01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:39.527
More than that.

1305
01:07:39.680 --> 01:07:41.728
You can still be...

1306
01:07:47.760 --> 01:07:50.081
Why isn't it working?

1307
01:07:53.040 --> 01:07:54.041
One baby?

1308
01:07:55.160 --> 01:07:56.924
How about a million!

1309
01:07:57.080 --> 01:07:58.127
Wait, no!

1310
01:08:00.160 --> 01:08:02.686
Danger. Danger.

1311
01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:05.286
I did not think that through.

1312
01:08:09.720 --> 01:08:11.210
No!

1313
01:09:23.080 --> 01:09:25.401
- Turn it off! Turn it off!
- Aw!

1314
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:27.763
You stop it this instant!

1315
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:48.723
Shut it down! Shut it down!

1316
01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:51.690
This is my moment!

1317
01:09:58.240 --> 01:09:59.446
Whoa!

1318
01:09:59.960 --> 01:10:01.246
Ooh!

1319
01:10:03.080 --> 01:10:04.127
Oh, no!

1320
01:10:13.240 --> 01:10:14.321
Uh...

1321
01:10:14.600 --> 01:10:15.806
Uh-oh.

1322
01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:24.803
- Let's go!
- Come on!

1323
01:10:24.960 --> 01:10:26.962
Go, go, go! Grab it!

1324
01:10:39.880 --> 01:10:41.120
- Over here. I got this one.
- Catch it!

1325
01:10:41.280 --> 01:10:43.089
Got it! Whoo!

1326
01:10:43.320 --> 01:10:44.651
Out of my way! Out of my way!

1327
01:10:47.480 --> 01:10:48.970
Oh, no!

1328
01:10:53.440 --> 01:10:56.489
One million babies!

1329
01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:03.761
Oh, hi.

1330
01:11:03.920 --> 01:11:04.967
- Oh, no!
- No!

1331
01:11:05.120 --> 01:11:06.167
Come on!

1332
01:11:08.200 --> 01:11:10.567
Now it's time to do what
I should've done so long ago.

1333
01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:13.406
Destroy the Baby Factory!

1334
01:11:13.560 --> 01:11:14.607
No, you can't.

1335
01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:15.841
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!

1336
01:11:16.040 --> 01:11:17.530
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!

1337
01:11:18.120 --> 01:11:19.849
We could go on like this all day.
I'm just gonna go on

1338
01:11:20.040 --> 01:11:21.724
and destroy the Baby Factory.

1339
01:11:23.000 --> 01:11:25.207
Goodbye, baby-making machine.

1340
01:11:29.160 --> 01:11:30.491
What the heck?

1341
01:11:31.200 --> 01:11:32.611
Told you babies were smart.

1342
01:11:35.520 --> 01:11:38.046
Babies are dumb.
Babies are super-duper dumb.

1343
01:11:38.200 --> 01:11:39.201
- No, no, no.
- No, no. Wait, no.

1344
01:11:39.360 --> 01:11:41.647
- Diamond, give it back!
- You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!

1345
01:11:43.840 --> 01:11:44.921
Come on!

1346
01:11:45.120 --> 01:11:46.167
What?

1347
01:11:46.360 --> 01:11:48.601
No!

1348
01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:20.086
Whoa!

1349
01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:27.841
Now get over here and get me out of here.

1350
01:12:29.080 --> 01:12:30.081
Oh!

1351
01:12:30.440 --> 01:12:32.442
All right. Don't move.

1352
01:12:39.160 --> 01:12:41.288
Whoa!

1353
01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:43.686
What?

1354
01:12:47.800 --> 01:12:48.801
Oh, no.

1355
01:13:02.480 --> 01:13:03.481
No!

1356
01:13:48.280 --> 01:13:51.602
Always deliver!

1357
01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:55.441
Whoo! You did it!

1358
01:13:55.600 --> 01:13:57.125
I can hear my bones.

1359
01:13:57.840 --> 01:14:01.447
Yeah, we should land
because this hurts so much.

1360
01:14:01.640 --> 01:14:04.211
We did it! We did it! We're a family!

1361
01:14:04.360 --> 01:14:06.283
Yes! We're a...

1362
01:14:10.800 --> 01:14:12.564
Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.

1363
01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:14.569
I just have so much internal bleeding.

1364
01:14:14.760 --> 01:14:16.330
We're a family!

1365
01:14:16.520 --> 01:14:17.681
Look at that.

1366
01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:20.201
Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.

1367
01:14:20.360 --> 01:14:21.566
I guess it was just dislocated.

1368
01:14:21.720 --> 01:14:23.245
It must've popped back in when we landed.

1369
01:14:23.400 --> 01:14:26.085
Oh, yep. What a twist.

1370
01:14:41.320 --> 01:14:42.481
- Oh, no.
- Uh...

1371
01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:45.120
So many of them.

1372
01:14:45.280 --> 01:14:46.327
They're pulling my feathers!

1373
01:14:46.480 --> 01:14:48.369
What are we going to do?

1374
01:14:48.520 --> 01:14:50.522
All right, everybody.
Gather around. Gather around.

1375
01:14:51.120 --> 01:14:55.091
An annoying person
asked me once why I wanna be boss.

1376
01:14:55.240 --> 01:14:57.561
Well, I never knew why until today.

1377
01:14:57.760 --> 01:15:00.604
Baby delivery is our true calling.

1378
01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:03.206
This is not just a bunch of
metal and glass

1379
01:15:03.360 --> 01:15:06.523
and whatever that giant
magical crystal-looking thing is made of.

1380
01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:10.162
This is the heart of what storks were
put on this Earth to do.

1381
01:15:10.320 --> 01:15:11.446
This is our mission.

1382
01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:13.682
We pride ourselves on customer service.

1383
01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:16.810
Well, this is a family that never
got the baby they asked for.

1384
01:15:17.120 --> 01:15:18.281
Make a plan.

1385
01:15:18.440 --> 01:15:20.090
Stick to the plan.

1386
01:15:20.280 --> 01:15:21.566
Always deliver.

1387
01:15:25.120 --> 01:15:27.646
That's great. This is great.
But we don't have any pods.

1388
01:15:29.120 --> 01:15:31.168
Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?

1389
01:15:31.320 --> 01:15:32.321
Hey!

1390
01:15:33.120 --> 01:15:35.282
- What about these?
- Yes!

1391
01:15:35.440 --> 01:15:36.487
Thank you, Jasper!

1392
01:15:36.640 --> 01:15:37.766
I agree.

1393
01:15:37.920 --> 01:15:40.571
Baby delivery is what we're born to do.

1394
01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:45.443
Should we do anything about him?

1395
01:15:45.640 --> 01:15:46.687
It's...

1396
01:15:46.840 --> 01:15:47.966
It's fine.

1397
01:17:46.080 --> 01:17:47.650
They're here! Oh, my gosh.

1398
01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:48.926
I can't believe it! They're here!

1399
01:17:49.320 --> 01:17:50.481
They're here!

1400
01:18:05.280 --> 01:18:06.441
Aw...

1401
01:18:14.440 --> 01:18:15.646
Sign here.

1402
01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:16.847
And sign here.

1403
01:18:17.040 --> 01:18:18.405
Initial here.

1404
01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:21.530
Initial here, here, and...

1405
01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:44.329
I love you, my little lady.

1406
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:47.649
And we always will.

1407
01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:49.966
Bye.

1408
01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:53.321
Oh, so you deliver to the front door.

1409
01:18:53.480 --> 01:18:55.482
So we didn't have to destroy
our entire house.

1410
01:18:55.640 --> 01:18:56.641
Yeah.

1411
01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:59.041
Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!

1412
01:18:59.400 --> 01:19:00.686
I ordered a brother!

1413
01:19:00.880 --> 01:19:02.882
You wanna feed her her bottle?

1414
01:19:08.320 --> 01:19:09.810
Ninja skills.

1415
01:19:17.480 --> 01:19:18.606
You okay?

1416
01:19:18.760 --> 01:19:20.489
Of course. I'm fine.

1417
01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:23.682
Oh, this does not feel good.

1418
01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:25.649
Is every delivery gonna be like this?

1419
01:19:25.800 --> 01:19:28.451
What can I say? It's a terrible business.

1420
01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:31.126
I feel so sad all the time.

1421
01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:33.403
No. I'm actually fine now.

1422
01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:35.449
Yeah, it looks like you're
handling stuff real well.

1423
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:37.648
Yeah. Look good, feel good.

1424
01:19:38.120 --> 01:19:39.804
Yeah, pretty cool, man.

1425
01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:41.650
Just enjoying it.

1426
01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:44.485
You know, I'm here if you
wanna talk about anything.

1427
01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:45.641
- I'm here to listen.
- Nope.

1428
01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:47.842
Okay, well, it seems like
you're handling it pretty well.

1429
01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:49.001
Yeah, I am.

1430
01:19:49.160 --> 01:19:50.525
- You're shaking.
- You're shaking!

1431
01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:52.370
Junior, it's okay
to let your feelings out.

1432
01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:53.521
I'm not feeling.

1433
01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:55.484
- It's healthy.
- I have no feelings!

1434
01:19:55.680 --> 01:19:56.920
Come on, let it out.

1435
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:11.047
Hey.

1436
01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:14.042
We're all right behind you.

1437
01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:18.801
Go on.

1438
01:20:29.920 --> 01:20:31.888
Who is it, honey?

1439
01:20:36.160 --> 01:20:37.764
Who is it, Dad?

1440
01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:45.131
Mom and Dad?

1441
01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:56.846
All right, guys.

1442
01:20:57.000 --> 01:20:58.445
We delivered her.

1443
01:20:58.600 --> 01:20:59.601
Let's go.

1444
01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:00.841
Junior!

1445
01:21:01.760 --> 01:21:03.250
Where are you going? Get over here.

1446
01:21:03.400 --> 01:21:04.401
Yeah!

1447
01:21:04.560 --> 01:21:07.131
- Come on!
- No, no, no.

1448
01:21:12.400 --> 01:21:13.811
You love it.

1449
01:21:14.305 --> 01:21:20.516
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