1 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,243 (PANTING) Okay. 2 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,322 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 3 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,525 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 4 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:16,760 Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. 5 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,682 Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. 6 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,040 Whoa! 7 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,084 (GRUNTING) 8 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,724 (SPITS) Uh-oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 9 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:28,085 No, no, no, no, no! 10 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:29,400 (SCREAMING) 11 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,811 (GRUNTING) 12 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,805 Huh? 13 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:37,284 (GASPING) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 14 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:39,408 (GRUNTS) Hey! Hey! Gotcha! 15 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,082 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 16 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,604 (GRUNTS) Ow! Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! 17 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,724 (BOTH SCREAMING) 18 00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:49,882 I don't like it! I don't like it! 19 00:01:50,039 --> 00:01:51,040 (GRUNTS) 20 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,801 (GRUNTING) 21 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:57,006 Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 22 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,805 (SCREAMING) 23 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,204 Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! 24 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,884 Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh! 25 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:05,084 Beak! Wing! Tail! 26 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,161 Ribs! 27 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:07,881 Giblets! 28 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:09,007 (GROANS) 29 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,405 Ha! 30 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,844 (SCREAMING) 31 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,485 I'm flying! 32 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,640 Nope, still can't fly. 33 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:16,006 (SCREAMING) 34 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,568 (BURBLING) I cannot believe this. 35 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,890 Breathe, breathe. (INHALES) 36 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,401 (GASPS) 37 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:24,719 (COUGHING) 38 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:27,090 Bottom feeder. 39 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:28,890 Up and over! 40 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,447 (PANTING) 41 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:31,925 Whew! (GASPS) 42 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,161 - Ta-da! - (HORN TOOTS) 43 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,441 - (SHRIEKING) - No, no, no, no. 44 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,442 Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown. 45 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:40,805 Oh, boy. 46 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:42,844 - That's a loud... Loud... - (SOBBING) 47 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,324 You're very scared of me. 48 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,764 - Here, come here. - (SHRIEKING) 49 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,079 Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind. 50 00:02:47,159 --> 00:02:48,284 Uh, happy hatchday! 51 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,324 Oh! Hi, pal. 52 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,723 You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late. 53 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,800 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 54 00:02:54,879 --> 00:02:56,040 I'm not late. Look at the time. 55 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,929 See, the order said before noon. 56 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,844 (CACKLING) 57 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,320 Okay, now you're late. 58 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,284 - What? - Where have you been? 59 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,361 - It's funny you ask. You see, I was... - You missed the party. 60 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:08,204 - What is that? - Oh, that. 61 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,326 Um, yes, see, I fell on the box. 62 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,441 (CHITTERS) 63 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,004 - Oh, the squirrel? - (GIGGLES) 64 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,284 That's on us. 65 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,884 You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box, 66 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,688 but, you know, I think I got a little bruise. 67 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,365 - See anything back there? - (GROANS) 68 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:20,521 Hear that, honey? 69 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:25,162 The clown we paid to be here an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake. 70 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,764 That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined! 71 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,841 Oh! 72 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,884 And the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story, 73 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,004 just take responsibility. 74 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:36,564 Hey, man, it wasn't a story. 75 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:38,881 "I'm a screwup that woke up late 76 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,883 - "and fell on the thing you paid for!" - (MIMICKING GIBBERISH) 77 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,925 - It wasn't a story. I almost drowned. - "I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..." 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,405 Why don't we just settle this out 79 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:47,243 - and say the cake's on you. - You. 80 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:50,804 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 81 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,361 I'm sorry, it's on me? 82 00:03:55,479 --> 00:03:57,004 Well, who else would it be on? 83 00:03:57,079 --> 00:03:58,286 (CHUCKLES) 84 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,085 (SIGHS) Well, you know, I... 85 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:04,846 I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked. 86 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:08,365 Rather than being on me, as you suggested, 87 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:10,248 this cake is on you! 88 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,324 So, you wanna hear a story? 89 00:04:15,439 --> 00:04:17,841 I run my butt off, literally, mind you, 90 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,045 to get the "gluten-free cake." 91 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,564 What the heck is gluten? 92 00:04:21,639 --> 00:04:23,845 I mean, does gluten even exist? 93 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,324 (TREMBLING) Who are you? 94 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,444 Get outta here! 95 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:28,404 Already? But you're the only one that's had cake. 96 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480 What... 97 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:30,641 Mmm. 98 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,279 Oh, that's good stuff. 99 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,600 Mmm. Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband? 100 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,649 Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? (CHUCKLES) 101 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,728 Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot. 102 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,284 You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey 103 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,043 before I (WHISTLES) split, okay? 104 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,283 So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance? 105 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,805 - And don't forget, the squirrel was... - (SQUEAKS) 106 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:50,404 (DISTORTED) ...free... 107 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:52,644 (DISTORTED SCREAM) 108 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,808 - Sorry about this! - No! 109 00:04:58,519 --> 00:05:01,204 My bad. 110 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:02,880 (GRUNTS) 111 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:03,961 Huh! 112 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,048 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 113 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,843 - (OTHERS GASP) - Mmm! 114 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,891 RED: (MUFFLED) Congratulations! 115 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,161 - Huh? - Oh! 116 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,401 It's a boy! 117 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:22,846 (PARANOID BY BLACK SABBATH PLAYING) 118 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,966 Mmm. 119 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,127 - Mmm. - (ANGRY GRUNT) 120 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,040 Hmm? 121 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:34,242 - Ooh. Ooh, ooh. - Huh? 122 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:36,447 - Mm. Mm. - (GASPS) 123 00:05:42,439 --> 00:05:44,043 Ooh-hoo-hoo! (GROANS) 124 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,168 - FEMALE CLASSMATE: Hey, Eyebrows. - (LAUGHTER) 125 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:50,441 (WHISPERING) 126 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,240 Eyebrows! 127 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:57,605 ALL: Eyebrows! 128 00:05:58,439 --> 00:06:00,009 (ANGRY GRUNTING) 129 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:02,521 (SNORING) 130 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,204 - (POUNDING) - (GROANS) 131 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:07,920 (YELLS) 132 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:11,880 (RED SIGHS) 133 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,531 Whee! 134 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,370 (GASPING) 135 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,086 - (SNEEZES) - Huh? 136 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:25,401 (SNIFFLES) 137 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,480 (SNEEZING) 138 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,240 (GROANS) 139 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:33,247 Oh! 140 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,560 Hmm. 141 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,723 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 142 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,845 (GULPS) Uh-oh. 143 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,800 Hmm? 144 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Oh. 145 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:50,610 (GRUNTING) 146 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,161 (GIGGLING) 147 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:58,487 (ANGRY GRUNT) 148 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,721 (ANGRY GRUNT) 149 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:12,244 EVA: Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch. 150 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:16,204 The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. 151 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:17,963 There was going to be music, 152 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:21,242 the nest was going to be full of beautiful, fresh-cut flowers. 153 00:07:21,319 --> 00:07:22,285 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 154 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,245 And the first two faces he was going to see 155 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,923 were the loving faces 156 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,365 (SOBBING) of his mother and his father. 157 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:29,646 (CROWD MURMURING) 158 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,201 (GIGGLES) 159 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:33,646 We can never get that moment back. 160 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,805 Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. 161 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:39,449 (CHUCKLES) I mean, what are we talking about here? 162 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,288 He probably doesn't even remember me. 163 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,204 - Daddy! - (CROWD GASPS) 164 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,281 No, no, no. No. Shh. Shut up. 165 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:46,365 - Shut up. - (GROWLING) 166 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:47,566 Cool it. 167 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:52,122 Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird? 168 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,284 Yes. 169 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,564 (CHUCKLES) Guilty as can be. 170 00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:56,764 - It was a quality cake. - Mmm. 171 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,805 Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time 172 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:04,043 and he wouldn't even try it! 173 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,324 (CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Red, we are a happy, happy bird community. 174 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:09,480 ALL: Mmm-hmm. 175 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,766 Under the protection of Mighty Eagle, 176 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,605 we work, we play, we laugh, we love, 177 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,843 and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir. 178 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,240 We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently. 179 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,964 Perhaps you never heard the joke, "Why don't birds fly?" 180 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,279 I'm gonna tell you why. 181 00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:29,845 Because where else would we ever wanna go? 182 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,922 (LAUGHTER) 183 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,284 - It gets me every time, guys! - Wow! Not a good joke. 184 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,602 So now, what am I to make of the likes of you? 185 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:40,889 There seems to be a recurring issue here. 186 00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,524 - Anger. - (CROWD MURMURS) 187 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,965 (SCOFFS) I don't think I have an anger issue. 188 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:45,644 I think you got an anger issue. 189 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,000 (CROWD GASPS) 190 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,889 Anger is a weed growing in our garden. 191 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,489 And what do you do when you find a weed? 192 00:08:56,799 --> 00:08:59,120 I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me. 193 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,928 You pluck it out! 194 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,808 Oh, my God. 195 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:06,880 Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village, 196 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,360 did you notice that nobody tried to stop you? 197 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,441 (SIGHS) 198 00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:16,288 Birds, they may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you. 199 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,047 (EXHALES) 200 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,480 Mmm-hmm. Hey, you know what? I got a question for you. 201 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:24,085 Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? 202 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:28,365 We all see ya prancing along the street, Your Honor! 203 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,884 And you're, what, and I'm just approximating here, like, an inch tall? 204 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,404 - You... What are you doing? - (CROWD GASPS) 205 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,288 - Voilą! - (SNEEZES) 206 00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:36,687 - (SNIFFLES) - Yeesh. 207 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,961 - (CROWD GASPS) - What the... 208 00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:39,565 Daddy! 209 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,725 Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes, 210 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:49,000 I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law. 211 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,004 Anger management class. 212 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,161 - (CROWD GROANS) - Oh. 213 00:09:54,279 --> 00:09:55,769 Pluck my life. 214 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,244 - (GASPS) - (FRUSTRATED GROAN) 215 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,445 - Fresh worms caught today. - Huh? 216 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:01,725 Hey, Red. How are ya? 217 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:02,764 Oh, I'm horrible. 218 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,841 STELLA: Oh, hi, Red. 219 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,000 It's good to see you! 220 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,764 - I wish I could say the same. - Get your worms here! 221 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,125 - (LAUGHING) - Upsy-daisy! 222 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,280 (GASPS) 223 00:10:10,039 --> 00:10:11,524 Thank you. (GROANS) 224 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,682 - (PLAYING LIVELY TUNE) - Ah! Huh? 225 00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:15,164 - (PLAYING SQUEAKY NOTES) - Huh? 226 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,284 - Let's go. - Oh. 227 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,441 (YOUNG BIRDS GIGGLING) 228 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,562 How are you, Susie? You good? 229 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,159 No running. No running. (CHUCKLES) 230 00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:25,245 - Ooh! - Come on. 231 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,203 Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along? 232 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,644 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh, boy. 233 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,562 You guys ever thought about bird control? 234 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:33,880 Oof! 235 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,120 Left, right, left, right. 236 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,644 There ya go. 237 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,926 (HUMMING) 238 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,046 (MOCKING HUM) 239 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,886 Hey, hey. 240 00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:43,640 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 241 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,080 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 242 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,764 - (GIGGLING) - All right. Oop! 243 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,683 - (GROANS) - SHIRLEY: Shirley. 244 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:53,884 Girly, you got this. 245 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,688 MONICA: We don't want you to fall, now. Take your time. 246 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,082 - (GROANS) - Here we go. That's it. 247 00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,446 (GRUNTING) 248 00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:01,965 Oh, you're doing it! 249 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,280 Seriously? 250 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,600 I'm almost there. 251 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,330 (FRUSTRATED GROAN) 252 00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:10,000 Hmm? 253 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,081 Nope. 254 00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:12,240 Hmm. 255 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,442 (BIRDS GASPING HAPPILY) 256 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:20,246 - (ALL GASP) - (SPITTING) 257 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,286 (LAUGHTER) 258 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,325 YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Pigeon pose. 259 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:30,091 Crane pose. 260 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,245 - (PANTING) - Okay, we worked out. 261 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,243 - Who's down for a froyo? - Ooh! 262 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,365 - Froyo. - Wow. 263 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,203 "Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free. 264 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,963 "Defender of our homes and liberty!" 265 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,040 Hi, Red. 266 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,610 Is one of those yours? 267 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,721 What? 268 00:11:42,799 --> 00:11:44,563 Yeah, when birds fly. 269 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,768 DAY CARE BIRD: "Mighty Eagle is a legend." 270 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,802 (STATUE LAUGHING RHYTHMICALLY) 271 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:01,971 (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT) 272 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:07,841 (GRUMBLES) 273 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,284 (CRACKING) 274 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,530 (ANGRY GRUNTING) 275 00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:18,046 (EXHALES) 276 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,486 Mmm. 277 00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:22,846 (GRUNTS) 278 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,010 (GROANS IN PAIN) 279 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,005 (EXHALES) 280 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,366 (YELLING) 281 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,321 (GRUNTING) You think that's funny? Ha-ha-ha! 282 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,520 This is funny! 283 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:36,682 (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING CONTINUES) 284 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,841 Uh-oh. 285 00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:39,923 (GRUNTING) 286 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480 Oh! Ah! Come on! 287 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:45,206 (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING DISTORTS) 288 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,845 (GRUNTING) 289 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,085 - (YELLS) - (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING STOPS) 290 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:53,446 (PANTING) 291 00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,807 (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING) 292 00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:57,921 What? 293 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,081 (GRUNTING) 294 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,524 (STATUE GRUNTS) 295 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:05,400 Oof! 296 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,321 (GRUNTS) 297 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,370 Whew! (PANTING) 298 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,120 (GRUNTS) 299 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,803 - (HELENE GASPS) - Hmm? 300 00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:19,484 - Don't look, Bobby. - (CHUCKLES) 301 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,768 The anger might be contagious. 302 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:23,161 Let's go! 303 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:26,405 - He started it. - HELENE: Move it, move it! Don't look back! 304 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:27,845 (GROANS) 305 00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:29,409 There you go. 306 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,245 Uh-huh. 307 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,409 (STATUE GROANS WEAKLY) 308 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:39,890 (GRUNTING) 309 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,325 Oh, look at this. 310 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,163 This is gonna be awful. 311 00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:50,248 Okay, I guess that's art. 312 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:52,205 That's garbage. 313 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,124 And that's exotic. 314 00:13:58,759 --> 00:13:59,965 "Free rage" what? 315 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,004 - MATILDA: Oh, hi! - (GASPS) 316 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,565 - Hi there! Welcome... - Oh, hello. 317 00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:04,845 ...to the Infinity Acceptance group. 318 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,365 - I am Matilda. - Okay. 319 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,808 And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you! 320 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,205 Ah! You're gonna have a blast. 321 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:14,764 I'm really fun. 322 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,604 (CHUCKLING) Everybody says that about me. 323 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,085 Hey, guys. 324 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,524 Say hello to Red, everyone. 325 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 Hello! 326 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,559 Hi, Red. (CHUCKLES) 327 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,562 Hello, birds I won't get to know well. 328 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:27,205 Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time 329 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:28,245 because you're about two minutes late. 330 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,321 Don't let it happen again. 331 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,365 Hi, my name is Chuck. 332 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,441 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. 333 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:32,725 I like you a lot. I can tell. 334 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,164 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 335 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,205 Now, Red, would you like to share your story with us? 336 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:39,441 No, not really. 337 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:42,485 Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode 338 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:44,846 at a child's birthday party. 339 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,043 How long is this class, anyway? 340 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,485 As long as you make it. 341 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:51,163 - Really? Oh, okay. - Mmm-hmm. 342 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,801 Uh, gentlemen, very nice to see you, and to almost meet you. 343 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,688 Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you, 344 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,404 - you know, in some weird way. - (BOTH GROAN) 345 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,365 All right, so I'm gonna go ahead 346 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,081 and scoot on back out past those creepy statues and, uh... 347 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:05,965 (GRUNTS) Back you go. 348 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,085 - Sure. No, I can take a seat. - (HUMMING) 349 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,205 So, in another sense, 350 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:16,044 you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved. 351 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120 (GIGGLES) 352 00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,405 Oh, boy. 353 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:19,485 Chuck! 354 00:15:19,559 --> 00:15:21,044 Share your story with Red. 355 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,201 Me? I am the last guy who should be here. 356 00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:24,644 Simple speeding ticket. 357 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,485 Judge tells me I was going too fast, so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was. 358 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:29,605 "You caught me." 359 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,125 I'm not angry. I'm honest. 360 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,322 So, shouldn't I be in honesty management class? 361 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,640 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty. 362 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,921 Mmm-hmm. 363 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:41,601 My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time. 364 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:42,961 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 365 00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:46,921 - (SIREN WAILING) - (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 366 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,081 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 367 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,088 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 368 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,201 Hmm. 369 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:53,963 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 370 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,684 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 371 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:59,161 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 372 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,846 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da beast 373 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,562 - Drinks on me, guys! - (CHEERING) 374 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:14,365 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 375 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,725 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 376 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,684 - Mmm-mmm. - MATILDA: Chuck? 377 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,682 Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream. 378 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,725 All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it. 379 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:25,365 And this is Terence. 380 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,090 (LOW GROWLING) 381 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,288 Whew! More like terrifying. 382 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:32,244 Now, it says here, in your little filey... 383 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,402 - (SIREN WAILING) - (PANICKED SCREAMING) 384 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,806 (CRASHING) 385 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,924 (SIRENS WAILING) 386 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,404 (LOUD SCREAM) 387 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,403 - (CRASHING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 388 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,005 (LOW GROWLING) 389 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:49,562 Terence, uh, seems to have had an (CLEARS THROAT) incident. 390 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,325 Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago. 391 00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,243 Tell us your story, Bomb. 392 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,965 (SIGHS) Okay. 393 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,404 Well, sometimes when I get upset, 394 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,849 I, uh, have been known to, uh, blow up. 395 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,964 So, like, uh... Like, what, like, you get mad, you mean? 396 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,201 Well, no. 397 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:10,044 I literally blow up, okay? 398 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,599 I explode like a bomb. 399 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,280 (IMITATES BOMB WHISTLING THROUGH AIR) 400 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,403 - (IMITATES EXPLOSION) - (CHUCK GASPS) 401 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,005 Hence the name. 402 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,131 CROWD: Surprise! 403 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:26,319 (SQUEAKING) 404 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,805 - (PARTY HORN SQUEAKS) - Ah, excuse me. 405 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,040 Party foul. 406 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,121 Ow! 407 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,484 (SQUEALS) Do it! 408 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:35,560 No can do. 409 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,324 I just went boom-boom before class. 410 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,560 Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all, 411 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,361 but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me, so please, explode. 412 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,724 You can't do it, can you? 413 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:44,881 Yes, I can, 414 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,001 - but I'm having back issues today. - Ugh! 415 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,204 So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 416 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:50,724 Oh, do it! 417 00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,125 Not the time or place, little amigo. 418 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,123 These guys are all nuts, huh, big man? 419 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:55,923 (LOW GROWLING) 420 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,964 Are we speaking telepathically, or you're just... 421 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,690 (LOW GROWLING) 422 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:03,684 Good talk. 423 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,605 Nice chatting with you. 424 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,128 Today we're gonna be working on managing our anger through movement. 425 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:15,444 - CHUCK: Mmm. - The first pose is the dancer pose. 426 00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:16,484 (FLOOR CREAKING) 427 00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:17,765 - (GASPS) - Great form, Terence. 428 00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:19,079 Mmm! Eagle! Heron! 429 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,201 Peacock! Warrior! 430 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:22,325 Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust! King pigeon! 431 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,924 And of course, downward duck. 432 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,404 (GROANS) Huh? 433 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,240 - (STRAINED GRUNTING) - Uh, excuse me, boring hippie lady. 434 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,003 - Uh-huh? - Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke. 435 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:31,644 And have you done this before? 436 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,688 Uh, yes, I have, but usually not for free. 437 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:35,244 - (GRUNTS) - Didn't think so. 438 00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:36,964 - Awesome. - And how are we doing over here, Bomb? 439 00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:40,044 (STRAINING) Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core. (GROANS) 440 00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:45,125 Just remember to breathe up through your feathers and from your talons. 441 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,005 - (GROANING) - Namaste. 442 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,969 - (HISSING) - Bomb? 443 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,490 (CHUCK COUGHING) 444 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,846 CHUCK: Nice! 445 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,161 (COUGHING) 446 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,565 BOMB: I don't know what happened. 447 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,564 I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen, 448 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,961 Matilda was digging it, then I lost my grip on it. 449 00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:06,082 Let it slip and it just squeaked out. 450 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,240 Hey, so, where we going? 451 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,964 I'm sorry. "We"? 452 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,005 Yes, we. 453 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:13,402 There's a new happiness exhibit at the Museum of Happiness 454 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,284 that I'm dying to see. 455 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:16,484 Uh, you know what? 456 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:18,324 I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing. 457 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,401 A thing? 458 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,045 (WHISPERS) Like a disease? 459 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,924 (GASPS) Is it bird flu? Chicken pox? 460 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,404 (GASPS) Cardinal sin? 461 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,961 No, by "thing," I mean, like, um, desire not to hang out. 462 00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:29,040 With you. 463 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:30,760 Oh. 464 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:32,842 Oh, yeah, well... You know, may be for the best, you know, 465 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,651 because, uh, I got something, too. 466 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,525 Ha! How did I forget? 467 00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:40,682 Even if you'd said yes, I probably couldn't have gone. 468 00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:42,963 I'm busy, too. 469 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,401 I have a, uh, business offer, uh, deal that is, uh... 470 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,444 No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy. 471 00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:56,080 It's... It's charming up to a point, and now it's just sad. 472 00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,804 It's a guy I know. 473 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,565 - (GROANS) - And he's opening up 474 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,119 - a brand-new luxury... - Mmm-mmm. 475 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,730 ...class reunion. 476 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,125 Okay. 477 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,362 Good. Good, good, good. 478 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,203 Well, looks like it's just us. 479 00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:12,724 Want to go get a bite? 480 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:16,644 Oh, but what about your "class reunion" where everybody brings a "business offer"? 481 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,801 Oh! (CHUCKLES) No, no, no. 482 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,564 Chuck, I was lying. 483 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,846 I'm sorry if I fooled you. 484 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,651 (BEHIND BLUE EYES BY LIMP BIZKIT PLAYING) 485 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,729 (YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING) 486 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,361 - Hmm? - Nuh-uh! No means no. 487 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:30,800 Hmm. 488 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,401 My sweetheart. 489 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,526 Cheers. 490 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,445 - Hey! - Hmm? 491 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:38,921 Get over here! 492 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,964 Hey, peckerhead! 493 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,848 (CHUCKLING) What's up? 494 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,570 (SIGHS) Hmm. 495 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,240 To be the sad man 496 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:48,846 OLIVE: Ooh! 497 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,851 - Oh! Oh, I felt a peck! - Oh! 498 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,924 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 499 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,368 And no one knows what it's like to be hated 500 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:03,080 To be fated 501 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,285 (SIGHS) 502 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,409 To telling only lies 503 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,483 This is the legendary Mighty Eagle, 504 00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:19,042 our protector and hero, but no one has seen him for years. 505 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:22,403 - Mighty Eagle is missing. - (GRUNTING) 506 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,528 When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back? 507 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,884 Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you Mighty Eagle isn't real? 508 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,164 Shh. He doesn't know that. 509 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,720 - He doesn't have parents. - Yeah. 510 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,882 Or even friends. (CHUCKLES) 511 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,564 (CLASSMATES WHISPERING) 512 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:46,561 No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings 513 00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:49,488 Like I do 514 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,561 And I blame you 515 00:21:56,519 --> 00:22:02,084 No one bites back as hard on their anger 516 00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:06,769 None of my pain and woe 517 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,522 Can show through 518 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,765 (LEONARD SNORTS) 519 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:26,605 LEONARD: Aha! Eureka! 520 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,525 Say bye to Daddy. 521 00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:33,681 ALL: Bye-bye! 522 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:35,250 - Goodbye, hatchlings. - ALL: Bye! 523 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,124 - (CHUCKLES) - Have a happy day! 524 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,765 Good morning! 525 00:22:38,839 --> 00:22:39,965 CYRUS: Morning, Your Honor. 526 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,525 Ow! 527 00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:42,931 Here you go. 528 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,609 - (SNEEZES) - Bless you. 529 00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:46,806 Mmm! (GULPS) 530 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,121 Mmm! 531 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,720 - Yes! - Bye! 532 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:53,881 Daddy's making dinner! 533 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,565 "If my name were Bobby Would you ask about my hobbies?" 534 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,684 Whoa! 535 00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:02,286 "Or if my name were Judas Would you ask me what my mood is?" 536 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,402 - (GROANS) - "I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate 537 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,885 "I do so much more than detonate" 538 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,330 Think about it. 539 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,682 That was beautiful. 540 00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:17,525 Oh, you're gonna make me cry! 541 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,366 Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism. 542 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,404 Ah! Red, why don't we hear your poem? 543 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,163 - I don't have a poem. - Uh-huh. 544 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,285 Why not? 545 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,681 Because I didn't write one. 546 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,365 Right. Uh-huh. 547 00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:32,523 And is there a reason? 548 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,845 Well, you know, I was gonna do it, 549 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,045 but then I thought about it and I realized, "Oh, this is a huge waste of my time." 550 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,166 So, I didn't do it. 551 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:41,641 (INHALES) Deep breath, deep breath. 552 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,131 (IN DEEP VOICE) Deep breath! 553 00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:44,520 (SIGHS) Ah! 554 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,563 And we're back in the now. 555 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,924 Chuck! You've had your hand up the whole time. 556 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Mmm-hmm. 557 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:53,691 My poem is about a hate crime. 558 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,881 (GASPS) 559 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,325 Uh-oh. 560 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,084 Oh, no. 561 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,601 Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos. 562 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,005 "What, oh, what did I make you of? 563 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,730 - "I made you out of love" - MATILDA: Aw. 564 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,404 "But wait, too late! 565 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,323 "Now I see your fate 566 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,529 "Some very troubled somebody Destroyed you out of hate" 567 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,641 (GROANS) 568 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,881 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 569 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,005 "What could have made him so despise 570 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:24,320 "Your happy smile, your laughing eyes? 571 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,520 (WHIMPERS) 572 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:28,604 - "Your soul was pure, your heart was true" - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 573 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,445 "And someone hated that 574 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,244 "But who?" 575 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,560 - (GASPS) - (GULPS) 576 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,882 - (GRUNTS) - (WHISTLING) 577 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,560 (COUGHING) Terence. 578 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,085 (LOW GROWLING) 579 00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:44,161 (GRUNTS) 580 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,525 Yeah, I deserved that. 581 00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:46,601 (GROANS) 582 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,284 - Billy has passed... - RED: Oh! 583 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,565 ...to a higher plane of existence. 584 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,482 (CRYING) Everyone, join wings. 585 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,720 Let us all say our goodbyes. 586 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,961 Yeah, let me get in here. I gotta say goodbye. 587 00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,005 Okay. 588 00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:00,444 (LOW GROWLING) 589 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:02,163 Okay. You know, I'll just mourn from back here. 590 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,204 That's fine. 591 00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:04,884 You know, if there's one thing Billy always hated, 592 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,164 - it was goodbyes. - Hey, what's going on out there? 593 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240 (GASPS) 594 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,242 Oh! Class dismissed. 595 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,963 (TERENCE GROWLING) 596 00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:13,326 Very moving. 597 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,724 - Come on, everybody! Let's go! - (EXCITED CHATTER) 598 00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:16,164 Hey, where's everybody going? 599 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,765 Hurry! Something's coming! 600 00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,365 Last one to the beach is a rotten egg! 601 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,441 Let's go! 602 00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:23,131 - Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me! - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 603 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,525 (GRUNTS) What? 604 00:25:26,599 --> 00:25:27,601 (LOW GROWLING) 605 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,964 (GROWLING CHUCKLE) 606 00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:30,201 (IMITATES SIREN WAILING) 607 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,244 - Ah! Again? - (IMITATES HORN HONKING) 608 00:25:32,319 --> 00:25:34,204 BIRD 1: Let's get down to the beach! 609 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,611 BIRD 2: Follow the trail! 610 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,403 BIRD 3: Last one there is a rotten eggy! 611 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,480 What? 612 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:43,931 (SHIP HORN BLOWING) 613 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,924 - Huh! - Didn't mean to photobomb you. 614 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,240 - Sorry about that. - (GRUMBLES) 615 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,684 What is that thing? 616 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:56,320 It looks like a UFO. An Unidentified Floating Object. 617 00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:58,244 Daddy! 618 00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:00,321 - Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy! - (GIGGLING) 619 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,080 BIRD 1: What is that? 620 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,560 - BIRD 2: Look at the size of that thing! - SHIRLEY: Where's it going? 621 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,846 BRAD: I don't know, but it's not stopping. 622 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,445 (ALARM BLARING) 623 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,721 - My house, my house. - (ALARM BLARING) 624 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:13,840 Slow down! 625 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,921 Stop! 626 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,205 (PANTING) 627 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,484 - Aw. - (CREAKING) 628 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,240 Phew! 629 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,050 What the... 630 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,405 (GROANS) 631 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,045 - That house took me five years to build. - Wow! 632 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,568 It's such a shame when you create something and someone just destroys it. 633 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:47,005 LEONARD ON SPEAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, 634 00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:50,003 - we have a very special guest for you! - Huh? 635 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:53,124 - He's a green marine sailing machine. - Careful, now. 636 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,203 And he's keen to let you know he's not mean! 637 00:26:56,279 --> 00:27:00,842 Put your wings together for Leonard! 638 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,644 (ALL GASPING) 639 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,164 Thank you so much. 640 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:06,528 Please hold your applause. 641 00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:10,284 Greetings from my world! 642 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,806 The world of the pigs. 643 00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:14,246 (WHISPERS) What's a pig? 644 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,881 I am a pig. 645 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,881 (SIGHS) 646 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,726 (GEARS CLANK) 647 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,325 Unbelievable. 648 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,724 - Unbelievable. - (BEEPING) 649 00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:25,845 (CHUCKLES) 650 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,325 Oh! Where we going? 651 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,730 Wrong way. (GRUNTS) 652 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,001 - Oopsie. Not working. - (SIGHS) 653 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,203 We practiced this 100 times. 654 00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:35,005 - ROSS: Oh, man. (SQUEALS) - Give it to me. 655 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:36,884 - Oh. - We're gonna come in again. 656 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,404 I'm so sorry. 657 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:41,325 (GIGGLING) 658 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,964 - My name is Leonard... - (SCREAMING) 659 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:44,765 ...but my friends call me Chuckles. 660 00:27:44,839 --> 00:27:47,240 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Very generous! 661 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:50,045 - Thank... - We mean no harm. 662 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,805 - (GRUNTING) - We saw your island across the sea, 663 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,365 and we thought, 664 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,124 "Wonder what they're up to." 665 00:27:56,319 --> 00:27:58,481 But there's no other place besides here. 666 00:27:58,599 --> 00:27:59,760 - Yes, there is. - Stop it! 667 00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:01,682 - And we are from there. - (GRUNTS) Please stop! 668 00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:03,887 - We call it Piggy Island. - (SCREAMS) 669 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,525 Oh, my God. 670 00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:09,286 - P-I-double-G-Y Island. - (SCREAMING) 671 00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:11,000 Who else is out there? 672 00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:14,204 My first officer, Ross, and I have sailed everywhere. 673 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:17,045 - One brave soul against the sea. - (PANTING) 674 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,085 And Ross. 675 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,161 RED: Uh, excuse me. 676 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,528 Have you come to smash all of our houses or just mine? 677 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:24,403 - Oh, man! - (CROWD MURMURS) 678 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,125 LEONARD: Somebody want a gift basket? 679 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,167 Please, please, don't be afraid. 680 00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,450 - (ALL SIGH) - My partner and I request 681 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,204 the honor of your friendship. 682 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:34,202 - Ross, show 'em how we do it. - Oh! (CHUCKLES) 683 00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:36,800 - Don't worry, he's had all his shots. - (SHRIEKS) 684 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,211 - We're all friends now! - (GRUNTS) 685 00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:39,320 Hi, friends. 686 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,009 (LOW GROWLING) 687 00:28:42,079 --> 00:28:43,126 (SNORTS) Oh, not a hugger. 688 00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:44,970 Huh? (SIGHS) 689 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,204 Welcome to Bird Island! 690 00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:50,931 Welcome to our new friends, the pigs. 691 00:28:51,359 --> 00:28:53,760 Let us have a celebration! 692 00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:55,842 - Put 'er there! - (MUFFLED) Welcome! 693 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,204 - Whoo! Sorry. - And a hoof to a wing. 694 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:01,522 STELLA: We would like to honor the pigs with a special performance. 695 00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:02,760 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYS) 696 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,125 Hey, let's explo-o-o-ode! 697 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,326 Explode! 698 00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:08,923 - Oh, watch out. Shakin' my bacon! - (WHOOPS) 699 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,204 They don't have feathers? 700 00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,123 You know, they're just walking around naked, 701 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,405 just presenting themselves. 702 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,203 I'm looking at all their business here. 703 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:17,044 That part about them I really admire. 704 00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:20,840 Now we would like to welcome our special guests, the pigs! 705 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:22,723 - (ALL CHEERING) - LEONARD: All right! 706 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,804 Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. 707 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,041 Our king sends his warmest regards. 708 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,161 "King"? 709 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,765 You have shared with us the wonders of your quaint, simple little island. 710 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:36,683 - Drop the banner, Ross! - (ROSS GRUNTING) 711 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,442 - Whoa! Uh-oh. - Now we would love to humbly share 712 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,921 some of the wonders of our world. 713 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:44,005 (SCOFFS) Yeah. Humble, my bird butt. 714 00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:45,285 Language. 715 00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:48,045 A hundred years from now, everyone will ask, 716 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,727 "How did the friendship between the pigs and the birds start?" 717 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,921 Who cares? 718 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,047 - Oh, no. - (CROWD GROANS) 719 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,042 Well, let them say we lit up the night! 720 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,050 (CROWD GASPS) 721 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,045 Holy moly! 722 00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:05,041 - (LAUGHING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 723 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,286 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 724 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,483 Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build. 725 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,243 - But there's more! - CHUCK: More? 726 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:13,444 Has gravity gone haywire? 727 00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:15,325 No! Even better! 728 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,525 Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you 729 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:21,569 - the trampoline! - (CROWD GASPING) 730 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,520 - Those are my assistants, Oinky... - Hello. 731 00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:26,364 - ...and Jon Ham! - (BLOWS KISS) 732 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,441 Hold on a second. 733 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:29,442 I thought there was only supposed to be two of these guys. 734 00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:30,924 LEONARD: Squad goals! 735 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,045 - Look at those jiggly pigglies! - ALL: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 736 00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:35,451 But that's not all. 737 00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:38,085 Throwing things just got a whole lot easier. 738 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,002 Say hello to 739 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:41,683 the slingshot! 740 00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:43,682 - Ta-da! - Ta-da! 741 00:30:43,799 --> 00:30:45,403 - I can't see. Wow! - This is crazy! 742 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,881 - Tired of carrying things from place to place? - CROWD: Yeah! 743 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,884 - Wish you could just get it there? - CROWD: Yeah! 744 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,365 - Well, now you can! - CROWD: How? 745 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,845 - Waiters, do me a favor. - Huh? 746 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,285 - Take the rest of the night off. - Thank you. 747 00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:57,760 Hey, if you got the night off, why don't you fix my house! 748 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,083 Yeah, it's the same guy. (CHUCKLES) 749 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:04,605 Well, the slingshot does it all in three easy steps. 750 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,001 Ready, aim, fire! 751 00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:09,045 I got it! 752 00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:10,484 LEONARD: Incredible! 753 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,326 - Flown in fresh! - Me! Me! I want fruit! 754 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,924 Guys, it's the same fruit sitting on the plates in front of you. 755 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 (GRUNTS) 756 00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:20,845 - LEONARD: Watch out for that pineapple. - Somebody, please... (GULPS) 757 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,161 And now for our last gift to you. 758 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,045 Shut up and fix my house! 759 00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,690 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) We don't know him. 760 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,964 I'm going to ask for a volunteer from the audience. 761 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:33,404 - Pick me! - (ALL SHOUTING) 762 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480 Who should I pick? 763 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,243 - Who, who, who? - BIRD: Pick me, Mr. Pig! 764 00:31:36,319 --> 00:31:38,891 How about the red guy with the enormous eyebrows? 765 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,045 - Aw. - (CHUCKLES) 766 00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:41,924 - Me? - Mmm-hmm. 767 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,490 - Yeah! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 768 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,964 Yes, you, sir. 769 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:46,085 Come on up here. 770 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,400 It's your lucky day! 771 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,605 Are you sure you don't want to choose 772 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,647 one of the hundreds of birds that had their wings up? 773 00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:52,085 - LEONARD: Get him up here! - Come on, Red! 774 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,320 Have some fun! 775 00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:55,605 ALL: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 776 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,404 Oh, he's shy. 777 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,525 You hear that? 778 00:31:58,599 --> 00:31:59,601 They're cheering for you. 779 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,920 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 780 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,240 - LEONARD: Red guy with the eyebrows! - (CROWD CHANTING) 781 00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:06,163 I would've sat closer had I known that I was gonna be part of the show. 782 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,884 Okay, now what? 783 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,325 - Come on, give him a hand. - (ALL CHEERING) 784 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,605 Right this way. Come on. (SNORTS) 785 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,840 Relax. Be brave. 786 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,964 - Ready! - Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready. 787 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:16,605 - Aim! - Aim at what? 788 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,364 - LEONARD: Everybody on this one. - ALL: Fire! 789 00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:21,365 - (SCREAMING) - (CROWD GASPS) 790 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,765 Who says birds don't fly? 791 00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:25,648 This seems really unnatural! 792 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:27,648 - (GASPS) - I hope he's okay. 793 00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:28,965 (SCREAMS) Ow! 794 00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:31,365 (GRUNTING) 795 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,960 (COUGHING) 796 00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:37,085 Hey, don't worry! 797 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,400 I'm fine! 798 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,964 Thanks for the lift! 799 00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:42,167 I wish they would have done that 10 minutes ago. 800 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:46,080 Oh. 801 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,201 (WHOOSHING) 802 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,840 You know you want to search their boat. 803 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,569 What? No, I don't. 804 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,480 Yeah, you're right, I do. 805 00:32:53,559 --> 00:32:54,641 (WHOOSHING) 806 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,246 Bomb's on his way. Mmm. Mmm! 807 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,164 Come on. Let's go. (GRUNTS) 808 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,241 And remember, keep it quiet. 809 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,203 Oh, yeah. 810 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,890 (GRUNTING) 811 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,840 - Whoa! This is an impressive ship! - Shh. No. Inside voice. 812 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,125 Inside voice. 813 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,164 - Come on. - Oh. 814 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,320 (WHISPERS) Sorry. 815 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,326 - (DOOR CREAKS) - (GRUNTS) 816 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:18,884 Hmm. Piggy fitness. 817 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,161 Mmm-hmm. 818 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,526 (SQUEALS QUIETLY) 819 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480 Ugh! 820 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,965 Mmm? Mmm-mmm. 821 00:33:28,119 --> 00:33:29,121 Ah! 822 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,410 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (HORN PLAYING LA CUCARACHA) 823 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,164 - Very strange. - Mmm. 824 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,961 Mmm. 825 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:37,646 - Huh? (GASPS) - Huh? 826 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:40,484 Who are these weirdos? 827 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,606 - (BOMB GRUNTS) - Huh? 828 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,450 - Whoa! - (BOMB WHOOPING) 829 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,444 (GRUNTING) 830 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,766 (LAUGHING) 831 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:49,281 What are you doing? We're trying to sneak around. 832 00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,521 - We didn't rent this place out. - BOMB: Wow! 833 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:52,924 - You can rent this place? - (CLICKS TONGUE) Hmm? 834 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,490 - Give me that! - Aw. 835 00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,522 (GRUNTING) 836 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,724 (SCREAMS) 837 00:33:57,799 --> 00:33:58,881 (BOTH GASP) 838 00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:00,769 - BOMB: Hey, you guys! - (GRUNTING) 839 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,371 No. 840 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,010 Looks like there's some more stuff down here. 841 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,884 (PIGS LAUGHING) 842 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,449 (SNORTING) 843 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,641 (LAUGHS) We were hiding. 844 00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:18,242 When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!" 845 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,809 - Hey! - CROWD: Ho! 846 00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:22,565 - Hey! - Ho! 847 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:24,125 There's more of them! 848 00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:25,201 Hey! 849 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,885 - (CHANTING STOPS) - Ho... Oh! 850 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,400 That's right, I'm back. Uh-huh. 851 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,206 Enjoying the party, everyone? 852 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,405 Because while you were living it up, I snuck onto their boat. 853 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,405 - CROWD: What? (GASPS) - SHIRLEY: What did he say? 854 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,244 And look at what I found. 855 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,481 (CHUCKLING) 856 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,603 There's more of them than we thought! 857 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,159 Which is, um, mysterious and weird, am I right? 858 00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:47,606 (LAUGHS) 859 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,927 Hi. 860 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,244 - How ya doin'? - Oh. 861 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,085 Remember, he said there were only two pigs on board, 862 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,447 but he was obviously lying. 863 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,721 Hmm. 864 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,445 Oh, and there are strange devices on their boat! 865 00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:03,405 So, clearly, there's, you know, some messed-up stuff going on here. 866 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,804 How messed up? I don't know. 867 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,764 What specifically? I don't know that, either. 868 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,840 Any questions? 869 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,360 (GASPS) 870 00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:11,360 Sweet! 871 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,960 You snuck onto their boat? 872 00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:15,963 Uh, you know, I don't need a reward. 873 00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,963 If you guys are trying to think of what honor to bestow upon me, don't need it. 874 00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:20,844 - Boo! - Yeah, boo 'em! 875 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,405 CROWD: Boo! 876 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,969 - You're booing them or me? - You! 877 00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:25,364 Oh, it's me. 878 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,090 Perhaps I can explain. 879 00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:30,771 You see, my cousins are simple folk. 880 00:35:31,559 --> 00:35:32,561 Watch. 881 00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:34,880 (SINGING) A, B, C... 882 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:38,043 - Nothing. See? Nothing. - (GROANS) 883 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,324 I didn't want to risk their lives until I found out that the... 884 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,605 The new world was safe. 885 00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:46,364 We were gonna put on a cowboy show for you. 886 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,804 (SNORTS) Let 'er go, boys! Yee-haw! 887 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,204 (UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS) 888 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,123 (SINGING) Hey, hey, you and me Different as different can be 889 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,240 (SHUSHING) 890 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,003 ...and I'll take the low.. 891 00:35:56,119 --> 00:35:57,565 - (MUSIC STOPS) - Ixnay on the ongsay, 892 00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,164 - That was Pig Latin. - Oh. 893 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,481 - Ooh! - But perhaps it wasn't meant to be. 894 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:02,606 Oh. 895 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,565 I believe that birds and pigs are meant to be friends. 896 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,965 But if we crossed boundaries that were not meant to be crossed... 897 00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:12,041 Oh! 898 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,326 (CROWD GROANS) 899 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,525 Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself, but our entire community! 900 00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:20,170 Oh, I think you... You messed up there. 901 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,088 You said "shamed" and you meant "saved," right? 902 00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:25,443 I sent you to treatment to deal with your problems. 903 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:27,887 Clearly, more treatment is required. 904 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,525 - No! - No! 905 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:32,409 Do not trouble our honored guests again! 906 00:36:33,079 --> 00:36:37,364 My friends, we would love to see your cowboy show. 907 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,885 - CROWD: Yeah! - Thank you. (SNIFFLES) 908 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,284 Thank you so much. 909 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,844 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - EARL: Come on, everybody! 910 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,965 Put your hands together! 911 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:44,201 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! 912 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,244 - Whatever. Don't listen to me. - (LAUGHTER) 913 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,204 - TINY: Party train coming through! - Choo-choo! 914 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,088 (PIGS IMITATE TRAIN WHISTLE) 915 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,802 PIGS: (SINGING) It's crazy that we're standing side by side 916 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,960 (GRUNTING) 917 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,202 Fighting just like two birds of a feather 918 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,402 Ah! I can't see. I can't see. 919 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,561 - Whoa! - (WATER SPLASHES) 920 00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:03,847 Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly? 921 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,688 Just some roughed-up desperados 922 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,724 Hanging tough through thick and thin 923 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800 (CROWD CHEERING) 924 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,487 Kicking up dust wherever we go 925 00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:18,681 Whoa! Ho-ho-ho-ho! 926 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,161 I can see that you and me Are gonna be friends... 927 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,161 Piggyback rides? 928 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:24,730 Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies! 929 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,079 Oh, boy. 930 00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:27,923 Group picture! Group picture! 931 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,603 Everybody say, "Cheese"! 932 00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:31,244 - Cheese omelet. - Cheese! 933 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,320 (LAUGHS) Cheese omelet. 934 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,525 Classic. 935 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,085 Ooh! Spoiler alert. (LAUGHS) 936 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:37,445 - Step right up! - Jump! 937 00:37:37,519 --> 00:37:39,760 So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest. I don't know. 938 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,001 I was in the store, and I saw this... 939 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,525 Whoa 940 00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:45,690 Whoa-oh-oh 941 00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:47,490 - Yee-haw! - (CROWD CHEERING) 942 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,925 - I am famished... Whoa! - PIG: It's chow time! 943 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,204 (PIGS CHEWING NOISILY) 944 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,565 Just some roughed-up desperados 945 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,041 - (SNORTING) - Yuck! 946 00:37:55,159 --> 00:37:57,161 Hanging tough through thick and thin 947 00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,125 (SINGING) Hanging tough through thick and thin 948 00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:02,521 Kicking up dust wherever we go... 949 00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:03,885 - Yeah! - (CHEERING) 950 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,447 Ow! 951 00:38:05,559 --> 00:38:07,164 (GRUNTING) What? 952 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,240 (SNORING) 953 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,206 To the end You and me are gonna be friends... 954 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,760 (SNORING) 955 00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:15,164 What the heck? 956 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,244 - (CHUCKLES) - Who invited you to move in? 957 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,286 Hey! Whoa! 958 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,804 That's my toothbrush! 959 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,880 Get it out! 960 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,804 - (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) - Whoo! Yee-haw! 961 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,961 Yee-haw! 962 00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:27,726 (YELLING) 963 00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:30,487 - (GASPS) - (LOW GROWLING) 964 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:32,646 (DEEP CHUCKLING) 965 00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:34,605 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Huh? 966 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,324 (MATILDA HUMMING) 967 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,284 All right, class, thought for the day. 968 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,123 Water is the softest thing, 969 00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:44,164 yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. 970 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,125 Here's my thought of the day. When are we done? 971 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:51,525 Ugh! Red, what the caterpillar calls the end, the world calls a butterfly. 972 00:38:51,639 --> 00:38:54,764 Can I just say I never understand a single thing you're talking about? 973 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,922 (MOCKING) Can I just say... (SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 974 00:38:58,039 --> 00:38:59,246 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 975 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:01,565 Ah. Mmm-hmm. 976 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,240 Wow, that's very lifelike. 977 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,289 (BOMB LAUGHS) 978 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,083 - Whoa! (CHUCKLES) Oh! - So deep. 979 00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:11,284 - And, Terence, let's see your... - (LOW GROWLING) 980 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,123 Oh! My goodness. 981 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,045 - I did not know you felt that way. - Aw... 982 00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:18,164 Uh, class dismissed! 983 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,045 And now we've come to the prestigious Palms district. 984 00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:22,164 Hoo-whee! 985 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:27,005 Where birds of all feathers flock together with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees. 986 00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:28,364 Suck those bellies in. 987 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,405 - Insta-ham! - (GIGGLES) 988 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,045 Hmm. Is that what I think it is? 989 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,324 That's an egg. 990 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,204 - That's how our children are born. - (GASPS) 991 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,963 You guys don't lay eggs? 992 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,088 I wish we did. 993 00:39:40,519 --> 00:39:42,085 (???) 994 00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:44,128 - (CORK POPS) - Enchanté. 995 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,005 (BOTTLE SHATTERS) 996 00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:49,969 You look delicious, my dear. 997 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,329 (LAUGHING) 998 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,802 Every time you are near 999 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,447 Just like me 1000 00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:01,322 They long to be 1001 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920 That's us. 1002 00:40:04,159 --> 00:40:05,365 (GULPS) 1003 00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,005 (LAUGHING) 1004 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:08,240 Hey. Hello. 1005 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,445 - Excuse me. Buddy? - (RECORD SCRATCHES) 1006 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:10,601 Those are fragile. 1007 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,483 Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right? 1008 00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:13,800 - Not yours. - Oh! 1009 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,722 My friend from the banquet. 1010 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,324 Well, that's a very good painting. 1011 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,641 Very good. 1012 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,885 Oh, yeah. 1013 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,327 Uh, the assignment was "Paint Your Pain," so I painted your pain. 1014 00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:26,125 It's actually the first in a series. 1015 00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,764 - Here you go. - Uh-huh. 1016 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,364 - This one is nice. - Oh. 1017 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,442 I call this one Catharsis. 1018 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,724 - And... Oh, I call this one Bye-Bye. - Huh. 1019 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,485 Wonderful likeness. 1020 00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:40,445 I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter. 1021 00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:42,329 - (LAUGHTER) - Burn. 1022 00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:44,041 All right, what's going on here? 1023 00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:46,121 Are you explorers, or are you staying? 1024 00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:49,164 Because if you're explorers, then why are there more of you coming, huh? 1025 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,364 - (SHIP HORN BLOWING) - Hi, everybody! 1026 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440 - Whee! - (LAUGHING) 1027 00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,248 RED: Not my house again! 1028 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,284 - That's my home! - PIG: Okay! 1029 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,885 And you know what? If you are staying, why don't you just say so? 1030 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,965 And why'd you leave your home? 1031 00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:03,041 How do we know you're not fugitives of the law? 1032 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:05,724 You are making our guests feel unwelcome! 1033 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,802 - And you're not asking basic questions. - Oh! 1034 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,563 Maybe I wasn't clear enough. 1035 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:11,641 Your opinion is not needed! 1036 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,800 Why do we have to agree? 1037 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,284 Why does it matter that we're not the same? 1038 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,204 Anger is not always the answer! 1039 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,521 Continue the tour. 1040 00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:21,043 Um, surf's up, you guys. 1041 00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:24,005 - So, get ready to hang loose. - That went well, if you're me. 1042 00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:25,204 - (PIG SNORTS) - (LAUGHTER) 1043 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,644 (SCOFFS) Dummy. 1044 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,210 (LAUGHTER) 1045 00:41:31,079 --> 00:41:34,128 (SIGHS) We could really use you right about now. 1046 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,250 Wait, actually... 1047 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:38,324 Hey, Chuck! It's Red! 1048 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,731 - Zip on down here! - (DOORBELL RINGS) 1049 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,284 Oh! Hey, Chuck's mom. 1050 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,925 Can your son come out to play? 1051 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,485 - (WHOOSHING) - (SLURPING) 1052 00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:49,244 All of this does not just happen on its own. 1053 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,085 (BOMB VOCALIZING) 1054 00:41:51,159 --> 00:41:52,364 - (BOMB YELLS) - (EXPLOSION) 1055 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,726 (BOTH GRUNT) 1056 00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:56,844 Oh, hey. Just taking a shower. 1057 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,922 - Bomb, buddy, TMI. - (CHUCKLES) 1058 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,521 RED: Now, I'm telling you, something isn't kosher with these pigs. 1059 00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:02,644 Bull's-eye! 1060 00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,041 And it's up to us to figure it out. 1061 00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:06,525 Figure what out, exactly? 1062 00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,284 BOMB: I don't know, maybe they're just being innovative. 1063 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,360 Go ahead. 1064 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,168 - All aboard! - (LAUGHTER) 1065 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,405 BOMB: Does seem a little odd, though. 1066 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,969 (PIGS SCREAMING) 1067 00:42:16,519 --> 00:42:17,724 (WHOOPING) 1068 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,563 - Nailed it! - Flawless. 1069 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,369 Come on, does none of this seem wrong to you guys? 1070 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,280 I'll tell you this, if anyone knows what these pigs are up to... 1071 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,123 - Hey! - ...it's Mighty Eagle. 1072 00:42:28,639 --> 00:42:31,119 ANNOUNCER: Mighty Eagle! 1073 00:42:31,199 --> 00:42:32,644 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1074 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,925 Oh, yeah! 1075 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,320 (GRUNTING) 1076 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,239 (ROARING) 1077 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,487 Ha-ha! 1078 00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:45,483 Take that, tree! Hyah! 1079 00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:47,250 Eat my foot! Oh-yah! 1080 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,802 Tasty! Yum, yum, yum! Mmm! 1081 00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:53,007 - (THUNDER CRASHES) - (WHIP CRACKS) 1082 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:54,601 Whoa. 1083 00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:56,648 - ANNOUNCER: Mighty Eagle! - (GASPS) 1084 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,523 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1085 00:42:58,679 --> 00:42:59,760 Peek-a-boo. 1086 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:04,081 - Hello, Bird Island! - (CROWD CHEERING) 1087 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,001 (SPITS) 1088 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,724 (CHUCKLES) You're welcome. 1089 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,847 (SHRIEKS) 1090 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,043 Does Mighty Eagle still live? 1091 00:43:14,119 --> 00:43:15,085 Did he ever live? 1092 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,844 And if he did live, where would he live? 1093 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,644 By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree. 1094 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:20,800 That's a fairy tale. 1095 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,119 I've run all over this island. 1096 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,440 Where could that possibly be? 1097 00:43:23,519 --> 00:43:24,931 Way up high. 1098 00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:29,762 It's a long way up that mountain, 1099 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,605 and if I'm being honest, well, I mean, you know, I could kind of use your help. 1100 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:35,485 What's that? What are you trying to say? 1101 00:43:35,559 --> 00:43:38,364 Nothing. I was just saying that I, you know, I could use your help. 1102 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,724 Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over your ego. 1103 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,764 Could you enunciate that last word a little bit? 1104 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,920 I need your help! 1105 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,764 Oh! Why didn't you say so? 1106 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,840 Bomb? 1107 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,644 Let's do it! 1108 00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,210 (GRUNTING) Phew! 1109 00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,244 (PANTING) 1110 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,445 (GRUNTS) 1111 00:43:54,519 --> 00:43:58,764 If there is a Mighty Eagle, well, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry? 1112 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,804 I don't know. 1113 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,041 Maybe we have. 1114 00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:03,485 What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like? 1115 00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:04,965 You know what? I think I got an idea. 1116 00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:08,407 Maybe something like, uh... (SCREECHING) 1117 00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:11,804 No, I bet it's more like... Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 1118 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,610 That's theoretically what it's more like, scientifically. 1119 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,530 Oh, I got one. (SINGING OPERA MUSIC) 1120 00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,766 Ah. 1121 00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,324 Not bad. It's a good impression. 1122 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,050 But in my head, I'm kind of imagining it's something more like a... 1123 00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:27,601 (HIGH-PITCHED SINGING) Hey-you-ho! 1124 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,961 Hey-you-ho! 1125 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,925 Hey-you-ho! 1126 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,045 That sounds about right. 1127 00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:36,282 Now I'm thinking maybe it's a little bit more subtle. 1128 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,641 - (PANTING) - Like a little bit just more majestic, like... 1129 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,130 (HARSH SCREECHING) 1130 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,085 (ULULATING) 1131 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,521 (HARSH SCREECHING) 1132 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,487 (ULULATING) 1133 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,041 "Hello, world! 1134 00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,525 "I am calling for you!" 1135 00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:55,925 (SCREECHY SINGING) 1136 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,364 Stop making Mighty Eagle noises! 1137 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,485 (SIGHS) It's like running a nursery. 1138 00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:02,005 Absolute child care. 1139 00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,923 (SING-SONG) Someone has anger issues. 1140 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,644 (RED GRUNTS) 1141 00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:13,646 This, uh... This is the wrong mountain. 1142 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,170 (BOMB GRUNTING) 1143 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,965 My calves are killing me. 1144 00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:19,041 (GROANS) 1145 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,081 (GRUNTING) 1146 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:39,929 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1147 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,530 (PANTING) 1148 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:45,125 Whew! 1149 00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:46,764 - Oh, wow! - Whoa. 1150 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,445 - That is simply unreal. - (GASPS) 1151 00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:51,760 - The Lake of Wisdom. - (LAUGHING) 1152 00:45:55,079 --> 00:45:57,525 CHUCK: What are you guys waiting for? (LAUGHING) 1153 00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,480 Guys, hurry up! 1154 00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:04,081 This is what Mama talked about! 1155 00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:06,400 (GASPS) Wow. 1156 00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:09,686 (SLURPS) 1157 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,445 Ah! 1158 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:14,724 Be honest, do I sound any wiser? 1159 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,445 Oh, way wiser. 1160 00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:18,885 You were kind of dumb before. I can say that now. 1161 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,405 BOMB: That water is no joke. 1162 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,045 - (GRUNTING) - I can literally taste 1163 00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:24,202 the intelligence and wisdom 1164 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,724 circulating through my body now. 1165 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,009 Guys, nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years. 1166 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,521 What are you doing? 1167 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,045 (???) 1168 00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:34,360 Get out of there. 1169 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,920 (GROANS) 1170 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,561 - (BOMB GARGLING) - Don't spit in his mouth. 1171 00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:49,164 - No, don't spit it back! - (CHUCK GARGLING) 1172 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,125 - Oh, don't swallow it. - (GULPS) 1173 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:52,849 (GROANS) Yuck! 1174 00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:55,250 (LAUGHING) 1175 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,481 Whoo! 1176 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,403 (DISTORTED LAUGHTER) 1177 00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,083 - (DISTANT ROAR) - (GASPS) Whoa! 1178 00:47:03,599 --> 00:47:04,965 - (PANTS) - (DISTANT RUMBLE) 1179 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,481 - Get out. Let's go. Come on. - (CHUCKLES) 1180 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:09,722 Shh, shh. Come. Take your time, will you? 1181 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,483 Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's... 1182 00:47:11,559 --> 00:47:12,891 Shut your wormhole. 1183 00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:15,128 - (DISTANT BOOMING FOOTSTEPS) - (ECHOING ROAR) 1184 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,083 (ROAR ECHOING) 1185 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,289 (FOOTSTEPS BOOMING) 1186 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,922 Oh, wow! It's him. 1187 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,644 (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS) 1188 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,123 (MIGHTY EAGLE YAWNING) 1189 00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:53,443 (MIGHTY EAGLE GROANING) 1190 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,643 (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS) 1191 00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:03,126 Oh, man. 1192 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,043 (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING) 1193 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,969 (TRICKLING CONTINUES) 1194 00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:09,443 (RETCHING) 1195 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,641 - (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING) - No. No. No. 1196 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:15,161 Ew! 1197 00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,240 Ugh! Horrible turn of events. Horrible. 1198 00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:20,766 Whew! 1199 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,007 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 1200 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,485 (RHYTHMIC BRUSHING) 1201 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,244 (MIGHTY EAGLE GROANS) 1202 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,559 (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS) 1203 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,489 (SMACKING LIPS) 1204 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:39,605 Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it's more like the Lake of Whiz. 1205 00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:42,965 MIGHTY EAGLE: (ECHOING) Did you just come here to look at me? 1206 00:48:43,039 --> 00:48:45,929 Or did you have something to say? 1207 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,324 I think he saw us. 1208 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,481 Oh, you think so? 1209 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,204 MIGHTY EAGLE: You have passed the first test! 1210 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,844 You have found me. 1211 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,965 - Whoa, whoa! - Look out. 1212 00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:58,525 Behold. 1213 00:48:58,599 --> 00:49:01,045 Gaze upon 1214 00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:04,601 Mighty Eagle! 1215 00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:07,603 - (PANTING) - CHUCK: Hmm? 1216 00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:12,164 I see all and know all. 1217 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,525 What are your names? 1218 00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:16,251 If you know all, why don't you know who we are? 1219 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,445 Ow! 1220 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:19,885 - I know very well who you are. - Uh-huh. 1221 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,568 You are lost souls who have come here seeking wisdom. 1222 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,960 Whoa! 1223 00:49:26,039 --> 00:49:27,405 Can we have some? 1224 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,201 Wisdom is not something that is given. 1225 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,210 It is something that is attained. 1226 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,885 Okay. Goodbye. 1227 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,244 No, no, no, no. Will I help you attain wisdom? 1228 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,641 - Whoa! Ha-ha! - Yes. That I will do. 1229 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,451 Right. So, the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we want to know... 1230 00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:47,802 - Prepare... - Okay. 1231 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,445 ...to have your minds blown. 1232 00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:52,005 Oh, son of a... 1233 00:49:52,079 --> 00:49:54,650 This guy is good. 1234 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,400 (ECHOING) Welcome to the Hall of Heroism. 1235 00:49:58,559 --> 00:50:00,800 Wow! It's really amazing to meet you. 1236 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,525 You know, I actually have your poster up... 1237 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:07,083 You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies. 1238 00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:09,684 How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure. 1239 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,804 Thirteen. 1240 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,764 Wow, this is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness. 1241 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,240 Bring it home, mamacita. 1242 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,844 Get outta town. 1243 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,324 - (LAUGHS) - (CHUCK LAUGHS) 1244 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,605 What the... 1245 00:50:20,679 --> 00:50:23,159 (WlLD THING BY TONE LOC PLAYING) 1246 00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,684 Oh-oh-oh. Mmm-hmm. 1247 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,969 (GRUNTING) 1248 00:50:29,199 --> 00:50:30,884 Those are some old-school moves there. 1249 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,199 Yeah. 1250 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,324 Wild thing Wild thing, wild thing 1251 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,889 Ooh! Oh-ho. 1252 00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:38,125 What? 1253 00:50:38,199 --> 00:50:39,201 (WHISTLES) Wow! 1254 00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,005 Yes! 1255 00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:42,081 Yeah. Cha! 1256 00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:43,965 Hasta la vista, baby 1257 00:50:44,039 --> 00:50:45,364 (MIGHTY EAGLE CACKLING) 1258 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,887 So, he's kind of a wackadoodle. You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise. 1259 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,880 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 1260 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,041 (ROSS LAUGHS) 1261 00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:55,202 Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons with heavy old air? 1262 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,402 Finally, there's a better way. 1263 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,605 - Helium. - Helium? 1264 00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:00,443 - It's a gas. - (GRUNTS) 1265 00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:02,681 Aw, don't worry about your balloon. 1266 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,885 - It'll just land in the ocean. - (YELLING IN PAIN) 1267 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,525 The fish love it. 1268 00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:08,443 It's good for their tummy. 1269 00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,800 (GIGGLING) 1270 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,489 (SPUTTERING) 1271 00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:16,085 Free party, free party. It's gonna be the piggest party of the year. 1272 00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:17,485 (ROSS SCREAMING) 1273 00:51:17,559 --> 00:51:21,280 - Party! Get a birdsitter. - PIG: Let's go, piggies. 1274 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,244 Well, now, that is some fine handiwork. 1275 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,242 - Hey, Judge, you're under arrest. - What? 1276 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,885 - For looking too good. - (LAUGHING) 1277 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,121 Hello. What about me? 1278 00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:30,724 Do... Do I get a plus one? 1279 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,961 - Oh! Thank you. - Let me see, let me see. 1280 00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:34,246 - (MUFFLED SNEEZE) - (ROSS SCREAMING) 1281 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,690 Oh, that was a wet one. 1282 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,085 (ENGINE IDLING) 1283 00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:38,650 (GIGGLING) 1284 00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:41,690 (ENGINE REVVING) 1285 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,641 ALL: Ooh! 1286 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:44,764 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1287 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,284 (ALL SCREAMING) 1288 00:51:48,599 --> 00:51:51,126 - Almost there. Don't rush me! - (HORNS HONKING) 1289 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,688 Deep breath, deep breath. 1290 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,123 (EXHALES) And we're back in the now. 1291 00:51:58,199 --> 00:51:59,525 Who's ready for trust falls? 1292 00:51:59,599 --> 00:52:00,804 - I gotcha. - PIGS: No, no, no. 1293 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,244 - (LOW GROWLING) - (MUFFLED SHOUTS) 1294 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,367 PIG: Help. 1295 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,440 (GUITAR PLAYING GENTLE MELODY) 1296 00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:09,485 (SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Eagle Soaring free 1297 00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:13,963 Defender of our homes And liberty 1298 00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:15,164 Bravery! Humility! 1299 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,364 - (SCREAMS) - Whoa! 1300 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,485 And honesty 1301 00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:22,041 You must have grown up singing this song in school. 1302 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:23,844 Um... 1303 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,001 Yeah. Yes, we did. 1304 00:52:26,119 --> 00:52:27,884 Um, right. Yeah. 1305 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,440 Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1306 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,090 Rescue me 1307 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,844 Now, you do the second verse. 1308 00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:38,644 Uh... I, uh... 1309 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:39,844 Come on. 1310 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,485 - Me? - Yes. 1311 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,324 - Do it. Do it. - Uh... 1312 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,684 (SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Eagle Flap your wings 1313 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,840 Oh, yeah. 1314 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,844 And fill up your big cave With all your fancy things 1315 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,965 That's it. 1316 00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:54,525 Politeness Good sportsmanship 1317 00:52:54,599 --> 00:52:55,644 That's not me. 1318 00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:56,721 And a long attention span 1319 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,844 What? 1320 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,400 Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1321 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,525 Yeah! 1322 00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:03,364 Take it away, Charles. 1323 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,445 Oh, great heroic Mighty Eagle 1324 00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:11,485 With finer plumage Than a seagull 1325 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:12,605 Oh, sing it. 1326 00:53:12,679 --> 00:53:14,284 (HIGH-PITCHED) Oh... Oh... 1327 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,442 Oh, oh... 1328 00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:18,882 Um, ambidexterity Pottery 1329 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,199 And bankruptcy 1330 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280 Ouch! 1331 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,405 Uh, Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1332 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,561 Harmonize. Harmonize. 1333 00:53:25,679 --> 00:53:30,322 (HARMONIZING) Rescue me 1334 00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:32,722 (CHUCK HOLDING HIGH NOTE) 1335 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,605 (PITCH WAVERING) 1336 00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:38,565 Wow! You know it better than me. 1337 00:53:38,639 --> 00:53:40,403 - (MIGHTY EAGLE GRUNTING) - So, anyway, the other day, 1338 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,244 these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a great deal of suspicion... 1339 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,969 - (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING) - And he's walking out of the room. 1340 00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,403 Unbelieve... I don't get this. 1341 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,802 This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house. 1342 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,083 He talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself. 1343 00:53:56,159 --> 00:53:57,724 Sounds a lot like you. 1344 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,326 Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck. 1345 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,329 (BOMB CHUCKLES) 1346 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,403 MIGHTY EAGLE: Hmm. 1347 00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:05,965 Well, hello. 1348 00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:08,485 - Hello? Mighty Eagle? - What? 1349 00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:10,045 - What are you doing? - Uh... 1350 00:54:10,119 --> 00:54:12,684 - I'm bird-watching. - What? 1351 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,842 - (SIGHS) Take a peek. - Ah. 1352 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,445 - Oh, you're disgusting. - Oh, yeah. 1353 00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,521 Look, are you gonna help us or not? 1354 00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:25,079 - I am helping you. - No, this is you helping. 1355 00:54:25,159 --> 00:54:27,242 Looking through binoculars, spying on old ladies. 1356 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,844 Whoa, whoa! What is that? 1357 00:54:30,199 --> 00:54:31,246 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1358 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,443 Oh, my... 1359 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,201 (GASPS) I was right. 1360 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,605 I was right. I knew it! 1361 00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,284 Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here! 1362 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,690 Uh-oh. 1363 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,166 - (GULPS) - Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now. 1364 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:50,644 No. 1365 00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,125 I'm sorry. What? 1366 00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:54,282 I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. 1367 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,804 (SOFTLY) Mostly just tired. 1368 00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,085 Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for. 1369 00:55:00,159 --> 00:55:01,804 What? "Prepared us for"? 1370 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,210 Hold on, did I miss something? 1371 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,003 Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see. 1372 00:55:05,079 --> 00:55:07,481 Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke. 1373 00:55:07,559 --> 00:55:09,925 - No, see, I don't see anything useful here. - (SLURPS) 1374 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,605 The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger. 1375 00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:14,965 Yes, it is. 1376 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,161 So, off you go. 1377 00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:17,730 Hey, you know what? 1378 00:55:18,679 --> 00:55:20,329 I used to believe in you. 1379 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,322 When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen 1380 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,481 because you were here. 1381 00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:31,085 And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. 1382 00:55:31,159 --> 00:55:34,402 And that, sir, is sort of terrifying. 1383 00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:37,603 It's time for you to go. 1384 00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:40,842 You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly 1385 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,126 and you're too afraid to do it. 1386 00:55:43,079 --> 00:55:44,684 - (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) - (ALL GASPING) 1387 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,001 Hey, guys, come on, let's go. We're done here. He's no hero. 1388 00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:49,445 So, um, I'm having a party next Tuesday. 1389 00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:50,565 Could you just do, like, a little pop in? 1390 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:51,641 - Come on. - (GASPS) 1391 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,880 Hmm. 1392 00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:57,764 Come on, run faster! 1393 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,644 - (WHOOSHING) - (GRUNTING) 1394 00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,085 - Ow! Ow! - Oh! 1395 00:56:01,159 --> 00:56:03,208 (ALL GRUNTING) 1396 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,967 - (EXPLOSION) - Come on, come on, come on, let's go. 1397 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,525 - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD WHOOPING) 1398 00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,125 - (INHALES DEEPLY) - (CHUCKLING) 1399 00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:20,601 (HIGH-PITCHED) I sentence you all to four hours of hard partying. 1400 00:56:20,679 --> 00:56:22,603 (LAUGHING) 1401 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,960 - PIG: Look out below! - (LAUGHING) 1402 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,722 - (GASPING) - Ooh! 1403 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,210 - CHUCK: They're taking the eggs! - RED: Follow 'em. 1404 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,563 (PANICKED SQUEALING) 1405 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,485 (EXPLOSIONS) 1406 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:37,800 Oh, man! 1407 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,126 (PIGS LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1408 00:56:41,679 --> 00:56:42,726 PIG: Move it! 1409 00:56:46,559 --> 00:56:49,085 Right on time. Eggcellent. 1410 00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:50,684 (MANIC LAUGHTER) 1411 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,885 Chuck, go shut that party down now! 1412 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,925 Me? But I only know how to get parties started! 1413 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,239 - Go! - On it. 1414 00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,889 - Bomb, we gotta stop 'em. - Yeah. 1415 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:01,730 (LAUGHING) 1416 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,880 (GRUNTING) 1417 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:07,003 Gotta get more speed! 1418 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,125 (YELLS) 1419 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,130 It's Chuck time! 1420 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,646 PIG: Get to the ship! 1421 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,364 - Move 'em out! - (HORN HONKS) 1422 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,284 - (LAUGHING) - Catch. 1423 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,405 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1424 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,371 Can everybody please stop partying? There are eggs being stolen! 1425 00:57:28,039 --> 00:57:29,326 (SHRIEKS) 1426 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,405 Matilda, we need your help. The pigs are stealing our eggs! 1427 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,481 What? 1428 00:57:33,559 --> 00:57:34,606 I'm airborne! 1429 00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:37,085 We have to get back to the village! (SHOUTS) 1430 00:57:37,159 --> 00:57:39,891 Stop dancing and start running! 1431 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:42,242 (GASPS) Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness. 1432 00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:45,601 - Come on, let's wrap it up. - (LAUGHING) 1433 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:47,920 - We gotta get the eggs off the ship. - BOMB: Yes! 1434 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,405 - LEONARD: Is everyone on board? - Let's go. Let's go. 1435 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,641 Use the trampolines. 1436 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,847 (GRUNTING) 1437 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,121 - Can you get up there? - (GRUNTS) 1438 00:57:54,239 --> 00:57:55,965 PIG: We've got intruders! 1439 00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,364 What the heck are they doing? 1440 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,565 RED: Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water. 1441 00:57:59,639 --> 00:58:02,405 - (SHIP HORN BLOWING) - Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there! 1442 00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:05,485 It's too strong. I can't break it. 1443 00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:07,641 Ah! Bomb, blow up the chain. 1444 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,525 LEONARD: Knock 'em down. 1445 00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:11,324 (PIGS LAUGHING) 1446 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,605 Come on, Bomb, you can do this. 1447 00:58:12,679 --> 00:58:14,204 (GRUNTING) 1448 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,565 (PANTING) 1449 00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:16,925 - (GRUNTING) - RED: Come on, Bomb, you got this. 1450 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,045 Blow up. 1451 00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:19,201 You gotta get me mad. 1452 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,123 Okay, well, then what makes you mad? 1453 00:58:21,199 --> 00:58:23,327 Try insulting me on a personal level. 1454 00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:26,644 Um... Oh, oh, uh... Your poetry stinks. 1455 00:58:26,719 --> 00:58:29,164 You're just a bad poet. And you know it. 1456 00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,885 - (SOBBING) I know! I know! - (HISSING) 1457 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,684 - Hey, who wants a birdie bath? - (GASPS) 1458 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,364 - Mmm! - (SCREAMING) 1459 00:58:37,119 --> 00:58:38,849 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1460 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,920 (COUGHING) 1461 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,764 Oh, I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it. 1462 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,682 Don't give up. This isn't over. 1463 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,364 LEONARD: Thanks for your hospitality. 1464 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,204 (ALL LAUGH) 1465 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,931 Set sail for Piggy Island. 1466 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:55,844 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPING) 1467 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,847 (BOTH GASP) 1468 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,927 (SCREAMING) 1469 00:59:21,719 --> 00:59:22,925 (SIGHS) 1470 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,121 (GASPS) Oh, no. 1471 00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:29,610 We'll find them. 1472 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:31,929 Oh. (SIGHS) 1473 00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:34,164 (SOBBING) Oh! 1474 00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:35,400 They're all gone. 1475 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,166 (SNIFFLING) 1476 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,327 Shh, shh. It's okay. 1477 00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:44,480 (BOMB SNIFFLES) 1478 00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:45,885 (CHUCK SIGHS) 1479 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,724 Mr. Red. 1480 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,284 What do we do now? 1481 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,244 Wait, hold on, you're asking me? 1482 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,210 You knew. You tried to tell us. 1483 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,650 But we didn't listen. 1484 01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:07,762 I didn't listen. 1485 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,362 Red, we need a leader. 1486 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,965 - What are we gonna do? - What do we do now? 1487 01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:15,005 Wait a minute. I'm not a leader. 1488 01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,284 Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks. 1489 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,123 Made all you guys look like idiots. 1490 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:20,565 You know what we gotta do? 1491 01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:23,722 - We start replacing those kids. - (CROWD GASPS) 1492 01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:26,360 Ladies, get busy! 1493 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,442 We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight. 1494 01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:30,324 No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No. 1495 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,284 We're not gonna replace those kids. 1496 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,644 We're gonna get them back. 1497 01:00:33,719 --> 01:00:35,403 How are we gonna do that? 1498 01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:37,521 What do you mean how? The pigs already showed us how. 1499 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,164 That is where they went. 1500 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,925 And so, that is where we're going. 1501 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,885 But how do we get from here to there? 1502 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,121 I am not aquatic in the least. 1503 01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:48,565 Well, uh, you know, uh... 1504 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,882 We're gonna build our own boat. 1505 01:00:51,079 --> 01:00:52,284 - CROWD: Huh? - BIRD: What are you talking about? 1506 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,764 They stole your kids... 1507 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,920 No. 1508 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,405 They stole our kids. 1509 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,481 I mean, who does that? 1510 01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:01,525 Have you ever stolen anyone's children, huh? 1511 01:01:01,599 --> 01:01:03,443 Have you? 1512 01:01:03,519 --> 01:01:05,405 I mean, you look like you would. 1513 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,684 And you know what? I'm a little bit angry. 1514 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,603 Correction. I'm really angry. 1515 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,885 - (CROWD MURMURING) - And I don't think I'm the only one. 1516 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,405 Come on, we're birds. We're descended from dinosaurs. 1517 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,527 - We're not supposed to be nice. Right? - (EXCITED CHATTER) 1518 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,324 (ROARING) 1519 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,001 (SQUEAKS) 1520 01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:25,844 Uh, yeah. Point... Point made. 1521 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,204 Who else here is angry? 1522 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,610 - CROWD: I am! - Yeah, you are. 1523 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:31,204 We're getting our kids back. 1524 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,204 And I don't need any calm, detached, happy birds. 1525 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,362 Not gonna help us. Don't need it. 1526 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,728 I need some angry flockin' birds. 1527 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,682 - (CROWD CHEERING) - You hear me? Now, who's angry? 1528 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,961 - ALL: Yeah! Yeah! - Let's go! 1529 01:01:45,719 --> 01:01:47,768 Bring me everything that floats. 1530 01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,764 Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah. 1531 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,568 (GROWLS MENACINGLY) 1532 01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:54,925 (GROWLS APPROVINGLY) 1533 01:01:55,519 --> 01:01:56,965 (HOWLING) 1534 01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:02,123 RED: With every single feather of my being, 1535 01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:06,090 I am not gonna let any of these eggs get taken from their parents. 1536 01:02:08,519 --> 01:02:09,521 (GROWLS) 1537 01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:10,885 (SCREAMING) 1538 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,485 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1539 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,164 (GROANS) 1540 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,565 Chuck, I need you to tie those crates together. 1541 01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:18,641 You got it. 1542 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,764 - (CHEERING) - Done and done. 1543 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,364 Uh, a little help here? 1544 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,965 - Let's go. Move it, everybody. - (SHOUTING) 1545 01:02:24,039 --> 01:02:25,724 HAL: Push with your upper body. 1546 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,925 - BUBBLES: I have no upper body! - (GROWLING) 1547 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,489 Darn good for a bunch of birds. 1548 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,882 - Whoo! - (ALL CHEERING) 1549 01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:42,402 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1550 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:45,005 All right! 1551 01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:48,284 When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs." 1552 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,568 - Eat the... - ALL: Eggs. 1553 01:02:51,679 --> 01:02:53,443 Wow! What a reception! 1554 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,443 All right, snouts up. 1555 01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:57,405 - (WHOOPING) - (PIGS LAUGHING) 1556 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,688 Man, it's a snout staircase. Who thinks of that? 1557 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,360 - (CHUCKLES) - (FANFARE) 1558 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,045 ANNOUNCER PIG: Welcome home, King Mudbeard! 1559 01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:09,009 (CROWD CHEERING) 1560 01:03:09,679 --> 01:03:14,003 My father and my father's father and my weird Aunt Chloe 1561 01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:16,204 - have all searched for the eggs. - Hey! 1562 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,284 - But only I, King Mudbeard... - Ah! 1563 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,485 My pom-pom. 1564 01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:22,800 - ...have found them. - PIG: We love you, Leonard! 1565 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,324 I present to you the eggs! 1566 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,481 (CHUCKLING) 1567 01:03:25,559 --> 01:03:27,608 - (SCREAMING) - EARL: Oh, man! 1568 01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:29,684 Say goodbye to Harvey. 1569 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,244 - A feast! - (CROWD GASPS) 1570 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,244 I proclaim a feast two nights hence. 1571 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,844 (ALL CHEERING) 1572 01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,041 Let's go make some omelets! 1573 01:03:40,119 --> 01:03:41,610 (LAUGHING) 1574 01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:51,804 Oh, I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right? 1575 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,210 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 1576 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,045 Uh, anybody else got butterflies in the stomach? 1577 01:03:58,119 --> 01:03:59,201 - Yeah. - (SPUTTERS) 1578 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,123 RED: Probably because you ate too many caterpillars. 1579 01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:04,005 Hmm... Mmm. 1580 01:04:04,079 --> 01:04:05,730 Drop your nuts and move your butts! 1581 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,923 - Come on, let's go! - (CLAMORING) 1582 01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:10,490 (YELLING) 1583 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,125 CHUCK: Oh, no. 1584 01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:16,485 (CROWD GASPING) 1585 01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:19,849 STELLA: I wasn't expecting this. 1586 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,565 RED: Oh, hold on a second. 1587 01:04:24,639 --> 01:04:27,605 That guy's the king? 1588 01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:30,159 He's got to have the eggs with him in the castle. 1589 01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:32,083 - What the heck's a castle? - And that's where we're going. 1590 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:35,527 Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class? 1591 01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:36,641 - Yep. - Nope. 1592 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:38,882 - What class? - Well, forget all of it for now. 1593 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,724 Now it's time to let loose. 1594 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,722 Oh, good, because I never learned anything anyway. 1595 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,403 Oh, me, neither. I actually just came to socialize. 1596 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,804 I came for the snacks. 1597 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,605 You don't happen to have any now, do you? 1598 01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:50,045 Ooh! Deep breath, deep breath, (IN DEEP VOICE) deep breath! 1599 01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,327 How are we gonna get over those walls? 1600 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,481 Uh... 1601 01:04:54,559 --> 01:04:57,403 I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly. 1602 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,244 Remember, the goal is the castle. 1603 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,965 Get to the castle. 1604 01:05:02,039 --> 01:05:03,121 Who wants to go first? 1605 01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:04,963 - Over here! Me! Me! Me! - I do! 1606 01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:06,326 Hey! All right, Matilda. 1607 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,561 Aw! Always a bridesmaid. 1608 01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:11,563 Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times. 1609 01:05:11,639 --> 01:05:13,085 - Shoot it! - Okeydoke. 1610 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,206 Fire! 1611 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,208 (SCREAMING) 1612 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,965 (CHUCKLING) 1613 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:19,405 And a one and a... Whoa! 1614 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,804 Take that, porkers! 1615 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,688 EARL: Incoming! 1616 01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:25,244 - MATILDA: Boom, baby, boom! - (PIGS SCREAMING) 1617 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,445 Well, how about that? 1618 01:05:26,519 --> 01:05:28,521 My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. 1619 01:05:28,599 --> 01:05:29,885 You! What's your name? Hal? 1620 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,199 I've seen you do something strange before, right? 1621 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,128 Well, let's see, I'm really good at... 1622 01:05:33,239 --> 01:05:35,288 - Doesn't matter. Launch him. - (HAL SCREAMING) 1623 01:05:36,679 --> 01:05:37,760 Oh, this guy looks good. 1624 01:05:38,679 --> 01:05:39,760 CHUCK: He's gonna make it! 1625 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:40,920 (BABBLING) 1626 01:05:41,039 --> 01:05:43,519 This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now. 1627 01:05:44,199 --> 01:05:45,485 RED: Nope. He's coming back. 1628 01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:47,244 He's coming, duck. Get down. 1629 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:48,650 (SCREAMING) 1630 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,123 Uh, did we win? 1631 01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:54,123 Uh, no, not quite yet, buddy. 1632 01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:57,043 We're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal? 1633 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:59,121 - Medic! - All right, who's up next? 1634 01:05:59,199 --> 01:06:01,362 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What can you do? 1635 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,679 (SNEEZES) 1636 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,364 Ugh! (SHUDDERS) Yuck! 1637 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,766 BOMB: Uh, need a tissue? 1638 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,085 (SCREAMING) 1639 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,371 (SQUEAKING) 1640 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,641 Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers! 1641 01:06:17,719 --> 01:06:19,005 Let's go! 1642 01:06:19,119 --> 01:06:21,764 You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be. 1643 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,887 Yeah! 1644 01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:24,804 Oh, my God! 1645 01:06:25,079 --> 01:06:27,644 (SINGING) We're having a feast We're eating the eggs 1646 01:06:27,719 --> 01:06:28,800 Gonna have a big feast 1647 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,920 (MIME SCREAMING) 1648 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,204 We're gonna eat all the eggs 1649 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,963 (GASPS) What? 1650 01:06:34,239 --> 01:06:35,320 - What is that? - (GASPS) 1651 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,561 (GRUNTS) 1652 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,000 Fire! 1653 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,809 That guy again. Ah! 1654 01:06:42,079 --> 01:06:43,320 Citizens of Pig Island... 1655 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,561 - (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMS) 1656 01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:47,605 ...if you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, 1657 01:06:47,679 --> 01:06:49,523 please, capture them. 1658 01:06:49,599 --> 01:06:52,405 - What did he say? - LEONARD: There's been a change of plans. 1659 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,085 We will eat the eggs for lunch. 1660 01:06:55,239 --> 01:06:57,481 - Did he say, "Eat the eggs"? - (GAGGING) 1661 01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,889 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 1662 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,929 Hmm. Mmm. 1663 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,445 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1664 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,244 Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball. 1665 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,844 All right? Make yourself aerodynamic. 1666 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,001 Like this? (INHALES) 1667 01:07:14,079 --> 01:07:16,161 - To the left. To the left! - Let me at 'em! 1668 01:07:16,239 --> 01:07:17,240 Launch! 1669 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,048 (YELLING) 1670 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,164 Don't mess with Bubbles! 1671 01:07:24,639 --> 01:07:26,045 PIG: Get him! 1672 01:07:26,119 --> 01:07:27,804 - Piggy pile! - Hog-tie him! 1673 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,965 I told you not to mess with me! 1674 01:07:31,039 --> 01:07:32,882 Wow! That blows. 1675 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,445 In a good way. 1676 01:07:34,519 --> 01:07:36,170 - CHUCK: To the left! - Hold on, wait. 1677 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,644 My left or your left? 1678 01:07:37,719 --> 01:07:41,041 (GROANS) My left is your left. We are facing the same direction. 1679 01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:42,240 Right. Good call. 1680 01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,244 Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there. 1681 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,125 - I got this, you guys. - All right. 1682 01:07:47,199 --> 01:07:48,530 (YELLING) 1683 01:07:53,119 --> 01:07:54,644 - (GRUNTS) - (PIG SCREAMS) 1684 01:07:55,599 --> 01:07:56,806 (GRUNTING) 1685 01:07:57,159 --> 01:07:58,889 (DISTORTED SHOUT) 1686 01:07:59,719 --> 01:08:01,449 - STELLA: Hi-yah! - (PIGS SCREAMING) 1687 01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:04,760 (COUGHS) 1688 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,920 (PIGS GASPING) 1689 01:08:06,159 --> 01:08:08,284 She got far, but not far enough. 1690 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,442 - Uh-oh. - Get out of our town! 1691 01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,931 We have to get closer. 1692 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,681 Judge power... 1693 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,769 (YELLING) 1694 01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:22,404 - Oh! - Trial by fire! 1695 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,125 No, literally, he's on fire right now. 1696 01:08:24,199 --> 01:08:25,530 Can somebody please help him? 1697 01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:28,201 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1698 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:30,043 Gotta make you understand 1699 01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:33,005 Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down 1700 01:08:33,079 --> 01:08:34,206 (GRUNTING) 1701 01:08:34,359 --> 01:08:36,404 Never gonna run around 1702 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,689 Mighty Eagle! 1703 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,039 (GRUNTING) 1704 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,244 (SCREAMING) 1705 01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:49,448 Terence, I got an idea. 1706 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,444 Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder? 1707 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,520 (TERENCE GRUNTS) 1708 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,761 Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing. 1709 01:08:57,039 --> 01:08:58,166 (LOW GRUMBLING) 1710 01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:01,645 Ready? 1711 01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:05,005 Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am 1712 01:09:05,079 --> 01:09:07,805 (SOBBING) really gonna miss you when you die. 1713 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,845 Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace. 1714 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,240 Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay? 1715 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,560 Ready? Fire! 1716 01:09:15,119 --> 01:09:16,484 (SCREAMING) 1717 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,881 (GROWLS) 1718 01:09:23,039 --> 01:09:24,121 This is gonna hurt. 1719 01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:25,320 (GRUNTS) 1720 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,444 - (RED YELLING) - What was that? Huh? 1721 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:28,680 (SCREAMING) 1722 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,921 My roof! 1723 01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:31,400 Did he make it? 1724 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,006 I hope he's okay. 1725 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,404 I'm in! 1726 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,641 - Yeah. I knew he'd make it! - (ALL CHEERING) 1727 01:09:39,239 --> 01:09:41,003 Send everyone else! 1728 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,604 Guards! There is a red bird in these walls. 1729 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,725 - (GUARDS GRUNTING) - Bring him to me. 1730 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,404 - Aye, aye, sir. - Roger that, boss. 1731 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,845 (GRUNTING) 1732 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,725 Not in these walls. 1733 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,881 In the castle! 1734 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,404 Come on, you guys. 1735 01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:57,083 Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird. 1736 01:09:57,159 --> 01:09:58,764 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1737 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,001 Whew! 1738 01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:02,965 Transport the eggs! 1739 01:10:03,039 --> 01:10:05,440 ALL: (CHANTING) Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot... 1740 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,520 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1741 01:10:10,279 --> 01:10:12,930 Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red... 1742 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,801 I wasn't ready! (SCREAMING) 1743 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,119 Faster! 1744 01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:19,725 (YELLING) 1745 01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:22,360 (GULPS) 1746 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,046 (GRUNTING) 1747 01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:33,161 (EXHAUSTED SIGH) 1748 01:10:33,239 --> 01:10:34,444 Chuck, is that you? 1749 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,046 (SOBBING) This is the house of horrors. 1750 01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:38,885 I gotta be honest, you look a little, um... 1751 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,085 Fine. You look fine. Come on. 1752 01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:41,445 Bomb's on his way. 1753 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,323 (ULULATING) 1754 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,371 - Ouchie! - (CHUCKLES) 1755 01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,404 (GRUNTS) Ha! Call in the Piggy Air Force! 1756 01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:53,720 (ALARM BLARING) 1757 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,603 LEONARD: My loyal subjects, 1758 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,805 the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship 1759 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,564 with an unprovoked act of aggression. 1760 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,845 - (SCREAMING) - The attack will fail. 1761 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,720 We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT. 1762 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,805 We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we're just gonna have to... 1763 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,689 - Well, you know. - Bye-bye. 1764 01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:18,320 (SCREAMING) 1765 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,045 Who's gonna go next? 1766 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,444 (LOW GROWLING) 1767 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,204 BIRD: Aim for that ramp. 1768 01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:31,280 (CHEERING) 1769 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,411 CROWD: (CHANTING) Terence! Terence! Terence! 1770 01:11:35,359 --> 01:11:37,203 - (SLINGSHOT CREAKING) - (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1771 01:11:37,279 --> 01:11:39,567 (GRUNTING) 1772 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,560 (GASPS) 1773 01:11:47,159 --> 01:11:49,322 CHUCK: No eggs in here. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 1774 01:11:49,399 --> 01:11:50,730 Hey! Whoa! I'm on this. 1775 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,210 BOTH: Redrum. 1776 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,001 Uh, never mind. 1777 01:11:58,159 --> 01:11:59,764 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 1778 01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:01,479 PIG: Backup engines! 1779 01:12:02,279 --> 01:12:04,088 (WHOOPING) 1780 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,484 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold on a second. 1781 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,005 Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb. 1782 01:12:10,079 --> 01:12:12,923 Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end, that's his face, man. 1783 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,404 - Sorry, Bomb. - No prob. 1784 01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,284 Easy mistake to make. 1785 01:12:16,359 --> 01:12:17,564 - Thanks for getting me out. - (MUFFLED GRUNTS) 1786 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,323 PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs! 1787 01:12:19,399 --> 01:12:23,769 We want eggs! 1788 01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:26,043 (LAUGHING) 1789 01:12:26,119 --> 01:12:28,440 - He was sick, but then he got cured. - (ALL LAUGH) 1790 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,002 "No eggs in here." (GASPS) 1791 01:12:31,079 --> 01:12:32,404 Ooh, these are clever pigs. 1792 01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:34,845 Okay, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left. 1793 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,159 Bomb, you could handle two. 1794 01:12:36,239 --> 01:12:37,765 Chuck, I don't know if you can help. 1795 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,725 We gotta figure out a way to get into that 1796 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,847 - (DISTORTED) roo... - (CHUCKLES) 1797 01:12:50,319 --> 01:12:51,320 ...oo... 1798 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,005 ...oom. 1799 01:13:01,079 --> 01:13:02,649 Anyone have any bright ideas? 1800 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,720 (GRUNTING) 1801 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,404 Uh... Huh? 1802 01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:09,560 You are gonna pay for that. 1803 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,045 (SCREAMING) 1804 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,925 What the heck just happened? 1805 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,284 Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? 1806 01:13:15,359 --> 01:13:17,442 And here we are? 1807 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,404 BOMB: We found 'em! Uh-oh. 1808 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:20,720 Aw, come on! 1809 01:13:21,399 --> 01:13:22,730 (GRUNTING) 1810 01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:24,244 (GASPS) 1811 01:13:24,319 --> 01:13:25,810 - BOMB: Red! - Guys, come on! 1812 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,045 Quick, follow him. 1813 01:13:27,119 --> 01:13:30,085 - PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs! - Things are looking sunny side up! 1814 01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:31,161 (LAUGHING) 1815 01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,402 Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay. 1816 01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:34,524 We're gonna get you out of here. 1817 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,925 - Hurry up, Bomb! Come on! - I'm coming! 1818 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,364 RED: Don't lose me! 1819 01:13:38,159 --> 01:13:39,923 Doesn't this nightmare ever end? 1820 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,239 Oh, boy! 1821 01:13:41,359 --> 01:13:44,125 We want eggs! 1822 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:47,203 What is he doing up there? This is a civilized buffet. 1823 01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:48,282 (STRAINING) 1824 01:13:48,399 --> 01:13:49,524 (YELLING) 1825 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,680 (GRUNTING) 1826 01:13:52,039 --> 01:13:53,404 Huh? (SCREAMING) 1827 01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:54,560 (GASPS) 1828 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,484 Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now. 1829 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,761 Get that red scab off my eggs. 1830 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,725 - Hey! - Oh, man. 1831 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,444 - Bomb, are you okay? - Oh, I've been better. 1832 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,363 - PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs! - Hmm. 1833 01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:07,043 I'm gonna get a running start. 1834 01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,608 (SQUEALING) Chuck time! 1835 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:11,881 (GRUNTS) 1836 01:14:12,039 --> 01:14:13,962 LEONARD: Fine. Boil him, too. 1837 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,845 - Let's pig out! - (BUZZING) 1838 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,444 Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly. 1839 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,885 I'll be taking that. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1840 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,524 - (PIG SCREAMING) - (PANTS) 1841 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,203 - (GRUNTS) - (BUZZING) 1842 01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:26,685 Hey! Oh! 1843 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,841 No! 1844 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,046 (GRUNTING) 1845 01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:31,962 (STRAINING) Red, we're coming! 1846 01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:33,564 Deep breath. (INHALES) 1847 01:14:38,199 --> 01:14:39,645 Ow! I'm in! 1848 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,524 (GASPS) Classy joint. 1849 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,085 MIGHTY EAGLE: Hello! 1850 01:14:43,159 --> 01:14:44,764 Where is everyone? 1851 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,484 Mighty Eagle! Where's he going? 1852 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,288 Oh, I can't believe I'm about to do this. 1853 01:14:48,399 --> 01:14:50,402 (SHOUTING BATTLE CRY) 1854 01:14:51,079 --> 01:14:52,490 Oh, my battle cry? 1855 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,970 Coming in, coming in. 1856 01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,645 Mighty Eagle! 1857 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,720 (GASPING) 1858 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,769 (DISTORTED ROARING) 1859 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,965 Whoa! 1860 01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:09,279 (CLAMORING) 1861 01:15:09,399 --> 01:15:11,003 Whoa, whoa! Oh-ho! 1862 01:15:11,079 --> 01:15:12,569 (GRUNTING) 1863 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,284 (PIGS YELLING) 1864 01:15:14,359 --> 01:15:15,360 (CLANGS) 1865 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,965 Mighty Eagle. 1866 01:15:17,039 --> 01:15:19,884 Mighty Eagle, wake up. Come on. Oh, that's bad breath. 1867 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,203 I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day. 1868 01:15:23,279 --> 01:15:24,484 Throw them in the pot, too. 1869 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,211 - I'll have the big turkey. - (GRUNTING) 1870 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,011 - Red! - (GASPS) 1871 01:15:31,279 --> 01:15:33,362 - Hey! - Whoa! What did I miss? 1872 01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:35,043 You gotta fly those eggs to safety. 1873 01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:37,122 I got this. Here we go. 1874 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:38,961 (GRUNTS) 1875 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:42,962 Oh-ho! Whoa, oh! 1876 01:15:43,279 --> 01:15:44,440 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1877 01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:47,288 (PIGS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 1878 01:15:48,359 --> 01:15:49,520 My eggs! 1879 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,681 - Don't forget Chuck and Bomb! - Who? 1880 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,805 - BOMB: Hey! - RED: Those guys! 1881 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,041 MIGHTY EAGLE: Right, right. 1882 01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:56,130 - (GRUNTING) - Gotcha! 1883 01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,560 (GRUNTING) 1884 01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,966 (SCREAMING) 1885 01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:00,560 (GRUNTING) 1886 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,640 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1887 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,764 You're not getting away that easy. 1888 01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:08,287 (ALL GRUNTING IN PAIN) 1889 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,283 - No! - (GASPS) 1890 01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:14,400 (CRACKING) 1891 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,604 - Save yourselves! - Hold on, Red! 1892 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,841 I'm gonna save that egg. 1893 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,048 - Red, don't be a hero. Red, no! - No! 1894 01:16:21,319 --> 01:16:22,364 (YELLING) 1895 01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:23,680 (GROANING) 1896 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,001 (GRUNTING) 1897 01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:26,560 Huh? 1898 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,164 BIRD: Get out of town, everybody. 1899 01:16:28,359 --> 01:16:30,010 - Whoa! - Get down! 1900 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,081 There's just so many of them! We're outnumbered! 1901 01:16:33,159 --> 01:16:34,524 What? How many? 1902 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,564 Oh, no, not that many. Just the right amount, really. 1903 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,119 No need to look back. Just keep flying. Faster! 1904 01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:40,284 (GASPING) 1905 01:16:40,359 --> 01:16:41,645 I'll take that. 1906 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,960 - No, you won't. - Get him! 1907 01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:44,371 - Gimme that! - (GRUNTS) 1908 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,805 Ow! Ow! Ow! 1909 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,086 (PANTING) 1910 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,761 You just don't know when to stop, do you? 1911 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,125 Here's a two-word answer... Uh-uh. 1912 01:16:52,199 --> 01:16:55,324 LEONARD: Looks like your little slingshot game ends here. 1913 01:16:55,399 --> 01:16:56,925 - Gimme that! - Not gonna happen! 1914 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,126 - (CREAKING) - (GASPS) 1915 01:17:00,119 --> 01:17:01,167 Oh, no. 1916 01:17:01,279 --> 01:17:02,963 (PIGS YELLING) 1917 01:17:03,039 --> 01:17:04,246 Get out of my way! 1918 01:17:04,359 --> 01:17:05,770 (YELLING) 1919 01:17:06,359 --> 01:17:08,164 PIG 1: Every pig for themselves! 1920 01:17:08,239 --> 01:17:09,320 PIG 2: I quit! 1921 01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:11,328 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoa! 1922 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,890 Whoa! 1923 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,885 I know what I gotta do. 1924 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,444 I gotta blow up that ramp. 1925 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,324 And that would be a good plan if you were good at blowing up. 1926 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:20,885 I need to stop those planes. 1927 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,802 Remember me, Chuck. Remember me! 1928 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,529 Bomb's away! 1929 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:27,845 (YELLING) 1930 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,081 (GRUNTS) 1931 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,045 (PIG SQUEALING) 1932 01:17:31,119 --> 01:17:33,440 - Oh, hi there. - PIG: Here, chickie, chickie, chickie. 1933 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,045 This little piggy popped. 1934 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,721 This little piggy exploded. 1935 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:42,003 And this little piggy went, "Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!" 1936 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:44,085 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 1937 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:45,284 (CHUCKLES) 1938 01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:47,442 Come on, Bomb, you can do this. 1939 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,203 Blow up! Blow up! 1940 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600 Uh-oh. 1941 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,766 (CACKLING) 1942 01:17:54,319 --> 01:17:55,890 Oh, no. 1943 01:17:57,239 --> 01:17:58,524 Think explosive thoughts. (GRUNTS) 1944 01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,761 Surprise parties! 1945 01:18:01,119 --> 01:18:02,564 Yoga poses! 1946 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,841 (CACKLING) 1947 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,845 Pigs in airplanes! 1948 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,761 (YELLING) 1949 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,760 BOMB: I blew up. 1950 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,569 - On purpose. - (PANTING) 1951 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,125 You're wrecking my house. What's wrong with you? 1952 01:18:17,199 --> 01:18:18,524 You wrecked my house. 1953 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,600 Your house was ugly. 1954 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,726 Well, now we're even. 1955 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,001 (GRUNTING) 1956 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:23,280 (YELLING) 1957 01:18:24,119 --> 01:18:25,201 Aw! 1958 01:18:26,319 --> 01:18:27,480 (PIG GRUNTING) 1959 01:18:28,039 --> 01:18:29,087 Strike! 1960 01:18:29,279 --> 01:18:30,280 (BOTH YELLING) 1961 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,126 Run! Run! 1962 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,725 Guys, look out! 1963 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,484 Everyone, stand back. 1964 01:18:42,319 --> 01:18:43,685 (WHIMPERING) 1965 01:18:46,239 --> 01:18:47,400 (GROWLS) 1966 01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:48,765 Terence? 1967 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,327 Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me. 1968 01:18:52,279 --> 01:18:53,520 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1969 01:18:54,119 --> 01:18:55,280 (PIGS PANTING) 1970 01:18:55,359 --> 01:18:56,520 (GROANS) 1971 01:18:57,479 --> 01:19:00,006 Well, this is dynamite. 1972 01:19:06,279 --> 01:19:08,009 Hmm. (GASPS) 1973 01:19:08,319 --> 01:19:11,005 - There you are. - Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! 1974 01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:12,320 - (CACKLES) - Oh! 1975 01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:14,365 (GRUNTING) 1976 01:19:15,039 --> 01:19:17,845 Delicious bird eggy-weggy. Ooh! 1977 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,244 You can't eat eggs! 1978 01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:20,890 What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie. 1979 01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:24,480 (CREAKING) 1980 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,364 It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows. 1981 01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:28,965 - (CACKLING) - FEMALE CLASSMATE: Eyebrows! 1982 01:19:29,039 --> 01:19:32,043 - (GRUNTING) - CHUCK: Someone has anger issues. 1983 01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:34,730 JUDGE PECKINPAH: Anger is not always the answer! 1984 01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:36,326 (EXHALES) 1985 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,085 Well, you know what? 1986 01:19:39,159 --> 01:19:40,444 I guess you win. 1987 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,645 What? 1988 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,845 That was an awesome plan. 1989 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,284 Mindblower. (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 1990 01:19:46,359 --> 01:19:48,965 - (CHUCKLES) - Really? Well, thank you. 1991 01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:52,324 You know, a lot of hard work goes into my sinister plans. 1992 01:19:52,399 --> 01:19:54,448 It does. (CHUCKLES) 1993 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,604 Nah, I mean, your plan was great. 1994 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,125 But you didn't plan for this! 1995 01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,203 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPING) 1996 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,765 (GRUNTING) 1997 01:20:03,039 --> 01:20:04,166 (YELLS) 1998 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,885 (PANTING) 1999 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,006 (GRUNTING) 2000 01:20:08,239 --> 01:20:09,320 (GRUNTING) 2001 01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:14,480 (GRUNTING) 2002 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,210 (PANTING) 2003 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,085 You have annoyed me for the last time. 2004 01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:21,204 Yup. 2005 01:20:21,279 --> 01:20:22,280 Ah! 2006 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,766 No! 2007 01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:25,201 (GRUNTING) 2008 01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,805 CHUCK: Faster! 2009 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,242 - Whoa! - (SCREAMING) 2010 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,921 (YELLING) 2011 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,204 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 2012 01:20:39,039 --> 01:20:41,327 Cramp. Cramp. (GRUNTING) 2013 01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:42,520 FEMALE BIRD: It's him! 2014 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,680 Look at that! 2015 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,045 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 2016 01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:47,164 - BIRD 1: Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle? - BIRD 2: It's him! 2017 01:20:47,239 --> 01:20:49,364 Wow, this guy looks nothing like his statue. 2018 01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:51,203 - Honey. - (GASPS) Our eggs! 2019 01:21:05,239 --> 01:21:07,444 - Are you okay? - Chuck, my man. 2020 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,443 - Did you see what I did back there? - Yeah. 2021 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,530 Oh! This egg is the spitting image of you. 2022 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,801 - There. Safe and sound. - (GASPS) 2023 01:21:18,399 --> 01:21:19,765 - (SIGHS) - Oh! 2024 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,119 (SOBBING) 2025 01:21:24,399 --> 01:21:25,400 - (EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE) - Oh! 2026 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,521 - (GASPS) Where is he? - Red? 2027 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,045 (BIRDS MURMURING) 2028 01:21:29,119 --> 01:21:30,564 FEMALE BIRD: Where is he? 2029 01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:39,240 (YAWNS) 2030 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,640 Oh! 2031 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,643 CHUCK: I think he might be dead. 2032 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,085 - (SOBBING) - (SNIFFLING) 2033 01:21:45,159 --> 01:21:46,286 (CRYING) 2034 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,331 (COUGHING) 2035 01:21:57,319 --> 01:21:59,322 - Daddy! - (GASPING) 2036 01:21:59,399 --> 01:22:01,083 - He's alive! - (HAPPY SHOUTS) 2037 01:22:01,159 --> 01:22:02,729 He's alive! 2038 01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:05,162 - (BIRDS CHEERING) - (GROANS SOFTLY) 2039 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,371 - (GASPS) - What? 2040 01:22:15,039 --> 01:22:16,529 (BABY BIRD SQUEAKS) 2041 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,284 (SQUEAKING) 2042 01:22:18,359 --> 01:22:19,885 (CROWD CHEERING) 2043 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,725 - (LAUGHING) Yeah! - Oh-ho! 2044 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,444 Red, you're alive! I thought you had died! 2045 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,045 Or defected to the pigs' side. 2046 01:22:27,119 --> 01:22:29,122 Hey, buddy, way to not be dead. 2047 01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:30,770 Hey. It's good to see you guys. 2048 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,925 Come on. 2049 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,684 - (ALL CHEERING) - (LAUGHING) 2050 01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:39,402 (JUDGE PECKINPAH GRUNTS) 2051 01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:50,005 RED: Sir. Ma'am. 2052 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,524 - (BOTH GASP) - I think these belong to you. 2053 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,645 (SQUEAKING) 2054 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,244 Oh! (LAUGHS) 2055 01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,606 (ALL GIGGLE) 2056 01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:00,645 (CHUCKLES) 2057 01:23:01,079 --> 01:23:03,082 (CRYING) Thank you. 2058 01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:04,324 (OLIVE LAUGHS) 2059 01:23:04,399 --> 01:23:07,604 Oh, Crimson, Woody, Ash. 2060 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,085 - Who? - Is he talking to us? 2061 01:23:09,159 --> 01:23:11,400 You learned your lessons well. 2062 01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:13,163 Come on, bring it in. 2063 01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:15,322 - (GRUNTING) - No. I'm not really the affectionate type. 2064 01:23:15,399 --> 01:23:16,805 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 2065 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,282 Okay. Does it feel like this is crossing the line to anyone else? 2066 01:23:20,359 --> 01:23:22,164 - Yup. - Nope. 2067 01:23:22,239 --> 01:23:24,720 - (ALL EXHALE) - You're my prize pupils. 2068 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,279 - Your prized what? - (LAUGHS) Don't you see? 2069 01:23:27,359 --> 01:23:32,364 I had to make you lose faith in me so you could learn to have faith in yourself. 2070 01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:34,085 That's really not how it felt. 2071 01:23:34,159 --> 01:23:35,161 Tell them, Rosy. 2072 01:23:35,279 --> 01:23:37,005 Yeah, I don't think that's what happened, man. 2073 01:23:37,079 --> 01:23:39,364 Oh, look, he's blushing. 2074 01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:40,440 (WRY LAUGH) 2075 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,768 I'm not blushing. I'm just red. 2076 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,762 - (LAUGHING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 2077 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,881 MIGHTY EAGLE: Okay, who wants an autograph? 2078 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,001 (CHUCKLES) 2079 01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:56,804 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2080 01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,324 (YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING) 2081 01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:00,280 - Oh! - MALE BIRD: Hoist it up. 2082 01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,809 - Nice. - (GIGGLING) 2083 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,641 Hmm? 2084 01:24:06,079 --> 01:24:07,411 (SADLY) Hmm... 2085 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,966 - (FEMALE BIRDS SQUEALING) - (LAUGHING) 2086 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,881 Grand reopening. Get your worms. 2087 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,086 (GRUMBLES) 2088 01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:16,805 JUDGE PECKINPAH: Well done, indeed. 2089 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,600 CHUCK: Wow! 2090 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,444 Is that you right there, Red? 2091 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,726 Oh, really? Where? No. They didn't have to do... 2092 01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:27,487 Oh, yeah. 2093 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,965 That's funny, I don't remember crying on my knees like that. 2094 01:24:31,039 --> 01:24:33,085 But, you know, it's nice. 2095 01:24:33,159 --> 01:24:36,403 Look at that. They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit. 2096 01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:39,244 They made him look so much more handsome than you. 2097 01:24:39,319 --> 01:24:41,845 - Mmm-hmm. - You know, back when I was angry, 2098 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,842 that would have really ticked me off. 2099 01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,762 - Ah, forget about that. - Ooh! 2100 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,404 You know what we should do? Let's go to the village. 2101 01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:48,604 Let's do it. 2102 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,085 No, actually, I'd love to go hang out with you guys, 2103 01:24:50,159 --> 01:24:52,805 but, you know, I got this thing, and I have another thing after that thing, 2104 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:53,961 and there's all these things in a row, so... 2105 01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:55,087 Would you look at that! 2106 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,045 What the... 2107 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,961 (SQUEALS) 2108 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,046 Mr. Red, welcome back to the village. 2109 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,125 (ALL CHEERING) 2110 01:25:28,199 --> 01:25:29,564 (WHISTLING) 2111 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,721 - (BOMB SIGHS) - (MATILDA LAUGHS) 2112 01:25:46,359 --> 01:25:47,360 Mmm! 2113 01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:48,440 Ta-da! 2114 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:49,805 (CROWD CHEERING) 2115 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,841 RED: Huh? 2116 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,845 ALL: (SINGING) Mighty, Mighty Red You rescued me 2117 01:25:58,119 --> 01:26:03,206 Defender of our homes And liberty 2118 01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:05,845 - Bravery - Humility 2119 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,161 Anger-y 2120 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,889 Mighty, Mighty Red You 2121 01:26:14,159 --> 01:26:19,006 Rescued me 2122 01:26:19,279 --> 01:26:21,282 (VOCALIZING) 2123 01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:28,363 (TERENCE VOCALIZING) 2124 01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:31,923 (HOLDS NOTE ALONE) 2125 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:36,965 (GRUMBLES) 2126 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,600 Oh, my God. 2127 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:39,961 (DEEP CHUCKLING) 2128 01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:43,121 Mmm. 2129 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,001 Hmm? 2130 01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:50,284 How did you guys find the time to pull this off? 2131 01:26:50,359 --> 01:26:51,360 (CHUCKLES) 2132 01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:53,244 This is why we went to go get pedicures, isn't it? 2133 01:26:53,319 --> 01:26:55,765 Nope. We got pedicures because we're worth it. 2134 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,965 - I got gels. - You guys are something else. 2135 01:26:58,039 --> 01:27:00,042 To be honest with you, I am gonna miss the beach view. 2136 01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:01,564 But so what? It's still there. 2137 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,085 It's just not right there when I wake up and look out my window. 2138 01:27:04,159 --> 01:27:06,965 Well, you can still look out your window and see me and Bomb. 2139 01:27:07,039 --> 01:27:08,279 Right. 2140 01:27:08,359 --> 01:27:10,203 So, you know, pluses and minuses. 2141 01:27:10,279 --> 01:27:11,565 Okay. See you later. 2142 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:13,841 Oh! 2143 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,085 Well, this just got awkward. 2144 01:27:17,159 --> 01:27:18,649 That's really insensitive. 2145 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,085 Want to go get a bite? 2146 01:27:21,159 --> 01:27:24,130 - Forget it. Let's just go home. - Hmm. 2147 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,525 Guys! I'm just messing with you. 2148 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,640 Get in here. 2149 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,801 (BOTH GASP) 2150 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,881 (CHUCKLING) 2151 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,284 - BOMB: I knew it! - CHUCK: Let's be roomies. 2152 01:27:34,359 --> 01:27:36,600 BOMB: Roommates! Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list. 2153 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,761 RED: Wait, hold on a second. 2154 01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,079 CHUCK: I'll move my nest in the master bedroom. 2155 01:27:39,159 --> 01:27:40,484 Bomb, you can stay in the guest house. 2156 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,243 - RED: No, no, no. - BOMB: Can we get a bunk nest? 2157 01:27:42,359 --> 01:27:43,805 - CHUCK: This is gonna be perfect! - RED: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 2158 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,211 - Guys! No! - (BOMB LAUGHING) 2159 01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:46,320 (WHOOPS) 2160 01:27:54,359 --> 01:27:55,885 (MIGHTY EAGLE CHUCKLES) 2161 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,199 And how to get along 2162 01:27:57,279 --> 01:27:58,280 Oh, yeah. 2163 01:27:58,359 --> 01:28:00,043 And so you're back from outer space 2164 01:28:00,119 --> 01:28:01,164 Groovin' out. 2165 01:28:01,239 --> 01:28:02,725 I just walked in to find you here 2166 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,881 Watch this. Coming right at you. 2167 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,164 With that sad look upon your face 2168 01:28:05,239 --> 01:28:07,082 I should have changed that stupid lock 2169 01:28:07,159 --> 01:28:09,162 I should have made you leave your key 2170 01:28:09,239 --> 01:28:11,162 If I had known for just one second 2171 01:28:11,239 --> 01:28:12,965 You'd be back to bother me 2172 01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:14,644 Go on, now, go 2173 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,604 Walk out the door 2174 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,484 Just turn around now 2175 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,324 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 2176 01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:24,564 Weren't you the one Who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 2177 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,641 Did you think I'd crumble? 2178 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,404 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 2179 01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:29,720 Oh, no, not I 2180 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,801 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 2181 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,961 I will survive 2182 01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:33,164 Whoo! (LAUGHING) 2183 01:28:33,239 --> 01:28:35,284 As long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 2184 01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:36,360 TERENCE: Mmm. 2185 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,685 I've got all my life to live 2186 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:38,805 (WHOOPING) 2187 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,166 And I've got all my love to give 2188 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:42,685 I will survive I will survive 2189 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,761 Whoa. Whoa. (GRUNTS) 2190 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,644 Go on, now, go Walk out the door 2191 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,925 (LAUGHS) 2192 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,725 Just turn around now 2193 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:53,005 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 2194 01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:54,284 (EXCLAIMING) 2195 01:28:54,359 --> 01:28:56,203 Weren't you the one Who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 2196 01:28:56,279 --> 01:28:57,884 Did you think I'd crumble? 2197 01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,244 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 2198 01:29:00,319 --> 01:29:01,765 Oh, no, not I 2199 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,604 I will survive 2200 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,644 - (LAUGHTER) - (WHOOPING) 2201 01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:08,085 ROSS: Come on, Leonard. 2202 01:29:08,159 --> 01:29:09,685 Leonard can't dance. 2203 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,239 He's hatching a new plan. 2204 01:29:12,319 --> 01:29:13,685 - (DEVIOUS LAUGHTER) - Yeah! 2205 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,564 I will survive 2206 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,608 Yeah, yeah 2207 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,204 Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec. 2208 01:29:21,279 --> 01:29:23,725 (LAUGHING) 2209 01:29:24,279 --> 01:29:25,610 (WHOOPING) 2210 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:28,722 Whoo! Show 'em what you got, Red. 2211 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,604 Ba-boom! Come on, Red Stuff. 2212 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,761 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 2213 01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,886 Nice try. 2214 01:29:33,079 --> 01:29:34,411 - (???) - (GASPS) 2215 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,640 Hmm? 2216 01:29:36,039 --> 01:29:37,041 Uh... 2217 01:29:37,119 --> 01:29:39,685 Oh! Okay. 2218 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,761 Mmm-hmm. 2219 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,371 (SONG CONTINUES) 2220 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:48,404 Ooh! Whoa! 2221 01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:51,323 I will survive 2222 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,490 I will survive 2223 01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:57,970 Ooh! 2224 01:30:00,039 --> 01:30:02,685 I will survive 2225 01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:06,047 Yeah 2226 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,121 OLIVE: There you go. 2227 01:30:10,199 --> 01:30:11,689 (FEET SCREECH) 2228 01:30:13,159 --> 01:30:14,399 (GRUNTING) 2229 01:30:15,039 --> 01:30:16,166 (GRUNTING) 2230 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,645 - Ooh! - Wait. What are we doing? 2231 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,845 (GRUNTING) 2232 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,210 (ALL GASP) 2233 01:30:23,159 --> 01:30:24,320 Watch out. 2234 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,051 (PANTING) 2235 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,645 - (THUMP) - Ow! 2236 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,524 ALL: Whoa! 2237 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,131 (CREAKING) 2238 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,045 ALL: Mmm! 2239 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,041 (???) 2240 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,680 Whoo! 2241 01:31:09,079 --> 01:31:12,686 There's a moment in this journey that I gave up 2242 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,729 My boots just couldn't walk another mile 2243 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,480 And that cloud above me had no silver lining 2244 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,609 I couldn't buy a break with my last dime 2245 01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:30,247 Oh, but when I saw you standing in the corner 2246 01:31:31,159 --> 01:31:34,845 I'd have never thought that you would have my back 2247 01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:39,201 But then we rolled in like the thunder and the lightning 2248 01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:43,086 Threw some punches, then we had a laugh 2249 01:31:44,279 --> 01:31:48,001 Just some roughed-up desperados 2250 01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,445 Hanging tough through thick and thin 2251 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,645 Kicking up dust wherever we go 2252 01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:01,810 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 2253 01:32:09,159 --> 01:32:12,208 Who'd have thought we'd wind up here together? 2254 01:32:13,359 --> 01:32:16,603 It's crazy that we're standing side by side 2255 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,082 Fighting just like two birds of a feather 2256 01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:25,488 Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly? 2257 01:32:26,279 --> 01:32:29,806 Just some roughed-up desperados 2258 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,247 Hanging tough through thick and thin 2259 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,605 Kicking up dust wherever we go 2260 01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:43,081 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 2261 01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,530 To the end, you and me are gonna be friends 2262 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,086 Yeah! 2263 01:32:54,159 --> 01:32:55,484 Here we go! 2264 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:59,765 Hey, hey, you and me Different as different can be 2265 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,081 You like to rock, I like to roll 2266 01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:04,162 You take the high and I'll take the low 2267 01:33:04,239 --> 01:33:07,881 Whoa, whoa-oh! 2268 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,162 Whoa, whoa-oh! 2269 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,046 Just some roughed-up desperados 2270 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,527 Hanging tough through thick and thin 2271 01:33:21,119 --> 01:33:24,841 Kicking up dust wherever we go 2272 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:29,365 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 2273 01:33:30,039 --> 01:33:33,930 To the end, you and me are gonna be friends 2274 01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:38,279 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 2275 01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:39,520 Yeah!