1 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,545 I love you so much. 2 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:21,079 I love you too. 3 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:34,093 We'll take it. 4 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:19,538 One, two, three. 5 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,673 Push. But, dad, I'm out of breath. 6 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,908 Yeah, well, i told you not to smoke. 7 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,409 I thought you just meant crack. 8 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,778 No, I meant cigarettes too. 9 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,382 At your age, you should just be vaping. 10 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,384 Push. Where's mum? 11 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,286 She's still in the furniture store. 12 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,221 Hey, dad, let's put it in here. 13 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:39,191 No. That is me brother's room. 14 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,793 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years. 15 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,795 We need the room. There's nine of us. 16 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,331 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it. 17 00:02:48,901 --> 00:02:51,336 Though when he comes back, i will have to break it to him 18 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,739 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women 19 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,941 as much as we thought they did. 20 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,948 And one of them liked them a little too much. 21 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,256 Dad, you're never gonna find him. 22 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,758 You might as well just give up. 23 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,225 Give up? 24 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,093 I know he's out there somewhere. 25 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,296 And one day, 26 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:22,466 he's gonna join our family again. 27 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:34,979 Green earth. 28 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,396 Agent graves, your feed is live. 29 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:54,900 The target is maelstrom's second in command. 30 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:58,302 He has information we must extract. 31 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,407 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate. 32 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,918 Interception in nine, eight, 33 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,221 seven, six, 34 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,024 five, four, 35 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,293 three, two, one. 36 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,999 Eyes on the target. 37 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,004 Easy. Eyes on the target. 38 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:39,278 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east. 39 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,985 Target mobile. 40 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:57,028 Target heading north. 41 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,439 Alpha 1's now bravo 1. 42 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,074 He's mobile. Roger that. 43 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,377 Out of the way. Move, move, move. 44 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,547 May I borrow this? Thank you. 45 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,317 Now complete on bravo 1, following bravo 1. 46 00:05:29,661 --> 00:05:32,297 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot. I'm in pursuit. 47 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:33,632 Hostiles to your south, 48 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,766 advancing on your position. 49 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:40,204 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now. 50 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,473 I'd rather not. 51 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,778 Come on. My gun! 52 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:50,682 Commander, relay back. We are now nearing the limit 53 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,117 of live feed transmission. 54 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,957 Hello, chaps. 55 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,404 Permission to abort now. Commander, acknowledge. 56 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,988 Goodbye. 57 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,560 Buckle up! 58 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,521 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's 59 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,055 entered your bloodstream, Mr. beder. 60 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,692 You have 90 seconds until heart failure. 61 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,127 I do, however, have the antidote here. 62 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,730 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends 63 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,564 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning. 64 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,600 Sixty seconds. 65 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,036 Rhonda George. 66 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,706 An assassination. Rhonda George? 67 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:23,841 She's the actress and philanthropist. 68 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:27,312 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir. 69 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,413 Give me the antidote. 70 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:30,949 It's too late, I'm afraid. 71 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,987 I want you at this event, Sebastian. 72 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:38,322 Very wise, commander ledford. 73 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:47,466 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too. 74 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,300 Now carrick, here's baines. 75 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,237 Oh, he's free. 76 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,507 England are heading to the semis, 77 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,643 to the delight of millions at home! 78 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,377 Hey, everyone. 79 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:03,882 Let's celebrate responsibly. 80 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,812 Oh! 81 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,779 Can't believe it's happened again. 82 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,716 Get it out. Get it out. 83 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,451 Get it out. Get out. 84 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,886 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies. 85 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,822 I've got the fire extinguisher. Thank the lord. 86 00:08:56,134 --> 00:08:59,671 Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby! 87 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,039 Nobby. Nobby, nobby. 88 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,644 Why are you so out of breath? 89 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:06,945 I've run all the way from home. 90 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,780 But you only live across the street. 91 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,349 Do you remember me cousin, digger? 92 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,918 What, the thief? Yeah. 93 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,486 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night, 94 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,855 and you'll never guess who he saw. 95 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,822 Who? We finally found him. 96 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,793 We finally found your brother. 97 00:09:31,736 --> 00:09:33,804 Nobby and Sebastian butcher. 98 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,874 We're the butcher boys of grimsby. 99 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,808 They'll never split us up. 100 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,210 Forever! Forever! 101 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,748 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow. 102 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,283 But how will I get in? 103 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:48,320 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket. 104 00:09:49,654 --> 00:09:51,990 Leaders from around the world, 105 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,058 such as the head of the world health organization 106 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,162 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe, 107 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,831 have gathered at this worldcure event, 108 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:03,934 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George. 109 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:08,273 Green earth. 110 00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:11,809 Agent graves, 111 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,278 your feed is live. 112 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,245 Who's this in my ear? It's me. 113 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,916 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel. 114 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,284 Right. 115 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,006 How much? Complimentary, sir. 116 00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:46,344 How now? 117 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,980 Hi. 118 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,048 Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian. 119 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,351 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago. 120 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,423 Are you in position yet, agent graves? 121 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,375 Uh-oh. 122 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:28,318 Come on. It's stuck. 123 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,155 Come on. 124 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,760 Please welcome Rhonda George. 125 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,635 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 126 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,004 Thank you. 127 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,838 When I started worldcure, 128 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,307 people would constantly say to me: 129 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,211 "You cannot rid the world of disease." 130 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,413 I would look them straight in the eye 131 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:58,082 and say, "yes, I can." 132 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,822 Can you detect any imminent threat, graves? 133 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,057 We are gonna figure this out. 134 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,594 And it all starts right here, right now, 135 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,828 with one little boy. 136 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,063 His name is schlomo khalidi. 137 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,600 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world. 138 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,845 Mummy was Jewish. 139 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,013 Daddy was palestinian. 140 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,448 But they both loved each other so very much. 141 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,758 I was born with HIV. 142 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,625 Now I am very sick with aids. 143 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,796 Yes! Fantastic! 144 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,298 You are not coming back from that! 145 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,600 Shh! 146 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,769 Though this disease may kill me... 147 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,203 The operator. ...Why can't we stop 148 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,306 killing each other in the middle east? 149 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,075 Where's the operator? 150 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,384 The camera's a gun. 151 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:15,192 Damn. The camera's a gun! 152 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,385 Who are you? 153 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,687 It's me. 154 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,087 Nobby. 155 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,024 Nobby? 156 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,485 What the hell just happened? 157 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,922 The head of the world health organization's been shot. 158 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,225 Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter! 159 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,860 There's the shooter! 160 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,028 Tiger tail. Undercover. 161 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,932 My shot was compromised. 162 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,701 Take him out! 163 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,702 Sir, we have confirmation. 164 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,538 Graves took the shot. 165 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,572 Graves? 166 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,213 Ow! 167 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,951 Cut it out. Leave him alone. 168 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,955 Behind you! 169 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,591 How can I help? You can stay away from me. 170 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,360 You need me help. 171 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,495 Fucking twat. 172 00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,078 Goodbye, nobby. 173 00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:22,352 Don't worry. I won't leave you! 174 00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:30,227 Aah! 175 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,897 Aah! My ankle! Me bottle. 176 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,966 Get off me! Come on. 177 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,168 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me. 178 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,937 Come on. Get over me shoulder. 179 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,710 Sorry. Get in. 180 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,711 Hey! Move away from the car. 181 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,279 Soon as I've printed your ticket. 182 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,480 Come on. 183 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,950 You'll have to drive. 184 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,485 Move. Not that one! 185 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,755 What happened? 186 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,325 Never mind. Just get going. 187 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,061 Come on, it's dangerous! 188 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,528 Get out of the car now! 189 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,397 Don't worry. It's bulletproof. 190 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,732 You can't hurt us. No. 191 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,202 We've got bulletproof glass. 192 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,038 Aah! Roll it up! 193 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,706 Roll it up! 194 00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,176 Just go. Now. 195 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:36,461 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping. 196 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:41,365 Watch out! 197 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,234 Aah! 198 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,376 He's gonna take the penalty. 199 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,445 There's a penalty. Nobby, forget the football. 200 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,346 You're gonna drown. I'm getting out 201 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,149 after he's taken penalty. Listen to me. 202 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,018 Miss it! Take a breath. 203 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,552 And he... 204 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,655 Fuck! 205 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,971 Director general of the world health organization, 206 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,707 Dr. Javier Alvarez, 207 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,008 is dead. 208 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,675 He was caught in the crossfire 209 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,479 of an apparent assassination attempt 210 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,448 on philanthropist Rhonda George. 211 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,849 A huge manhunt is underway 212 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,919 to find a rogue secret agent 213 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,788 who first shot middle east peace symbol 214 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,589 schlomo khalidi. 215 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,527 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth 216 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,962 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe. 217 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,464 Sources tell us that Radcliffe, 218 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,299 who had numerous open sores in his mouth, 219 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,336 has tested positive for HIV. 220 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,505 We're digging into his background now, sir. 221 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,340 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him. 222 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,845 What do you want us to do, sir? 223 00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:04,449 Activate chilcott. 224 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,117 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir. 225 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,854 Activate chilcott. 226 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:14,224 Isn't life strange? 227 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,826 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day 228 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,328 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass. 229 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,698 And here we are now, with me brother, 230 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,599 doing some running and swimming, 231 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,402 all different types of cardio. 232 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,273 Can I ask you a question? 233 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,777 Are you a vin diesel impersonator? 234 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,779 Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids? 235 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,049 What? I'm a secret agent, i work for an offshoot of MI6. 236 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,652 How could you not tell your own brother what you do? 237 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,387 Because within the title of my occupation is the word "secret." 238 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,423 But if you can't trust family, who can you trust? 239 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,494 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, 240 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,762 the head of the world health organization is dead 241 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,298 and Harry Potter has aids. 242 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,601 You managed to do in three seconds 243 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,104 what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies. 244 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,540 Don't wet your knickers. It's treatable. 245 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,308 Ooh, heroin. 246 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,578 That stuff's addictive. It's a gateway drug. 247 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,315 To what? To more heroin. 248 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,417 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier. 249 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,019 It fills the fractures in my ankle, 250 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,557 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk. 251 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,925 Why, what happened to your ankle? 252 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,294 You fell on it. 253 00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:28,165 Hello. 254 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,400 I didn't do it. 255 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,601 I need your help. 256 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,037 If I help you, I'll be arrested. 257 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,272 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day. 258 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,775 All right, listen. 259 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,211 Ledford activated someone called chil-something. 260 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,645 That's all I know. 261 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,315 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath. 262 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,349 That's a kill order. Oh, god. 263 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,486 Jodie, I need you to do something for me. 264 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,354 I need you to find out the identity of the man 265 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,989 who killed Javier Alvarez. 266 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,424 If I can find him, it will clear my name. 267 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,093 Can you do that? 268 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,528 I'll try. 269 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,598 Seb, can I press this red button? 270 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,367 Aah! God's sake. What? 271 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,636 You just implanted a tracking device in my neck! 272 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:12,108 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years. 273 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,679 I forgot to mention, i got you a present. 274 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:18,015 What? Two tickets for me and you 275 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:22,653 to go to Chile to see england play in the final. 276 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,788 How do you know if england are gonna be in the final? 277 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,458 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done. 278 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:33,763 England, world "championes," 2016. 279 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,366 That says 200,016. 280 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,737 No, it says 2016. 281 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,873 That's 198,000 years from now. 282 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,977 In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot? 283 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,413 What are you doing? I need to disappear. 284 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,015 There are people looking for me. 285 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,983 You won't see me again. 286 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,654 Good luck, nobby. 287 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,624 Yeah. 288 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,424 Okay. No, no, you're right. 289 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,295 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway. 290 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,163 Got to see the family. 291 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,199 It's good to reconnect. 292 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,700 Take care, eh? 293 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,434 Take care. 294 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,809 Wait. Since you're a spy, 295 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:22,546 does that mean no one knows I'm your brother? 296 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,648 Exactly. 297 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:31,756 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide. 298 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,294 Oh, no. 299 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,801 Oh, it's so good 300 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,569 to have you back in grimsby. 301 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,173 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified. 302 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,875 I am not from grimsby. 303 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,376 Hiya. 304 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,912 Hiya. 305 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:58,548 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious. 306 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,519 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself. 307 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,721 Go on. Shoes off. 308 00:22:06,223 --> 00:22:07,791 Hey. 309 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,559 Missed you, dad. Missed you too. 310 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,365 Was I not clear when I said i needed a secure location? 311 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,468 This place is totally secure. 312 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,969 Although I don't know who she is. 313 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,905 I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney. 314 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,574 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab. 315 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,241 You can have anything you want there. 316 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:26,844 It's a kitchen, fully stocked. 317 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,685 Shut your fucking mouth, cartman! 318 00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:40,724 And this is our new babby, django unchained. 319 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,093 Hey, dad. 320 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,426 Who's that? 321 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,195 That's me oldest son, skeletor. 322 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,463 Hiya. Hey! 323 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,199 What's that, another son? 324 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,799 Don't be daft. 325 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,702 That's our grandson, gangnam style. 326 00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:55,005 Hiya. 327 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,207 Hi, dad. 328 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,942 And this here is Luke. 329 00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:00,411 We call him that because he's got leukemia. 330 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,613 I'm so sorry. 331 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,414 He doesn't really. We just shave his head 332 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,982 so we can claim the welfare for it. 333 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,317 What? You know what? 334 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,086 You're looking at a gold mine up there. 335 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:12,690 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week. 336 00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:18,061 All right, chemistry class is over. 337 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,730 Time for biology. 338 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,165 At its maximum, the mother's uterus 339 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,868 expands to 25 cubic feet. 340 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,703 Who's this? Who's that? 341 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,739 The other bald man. Who's this? Jason. 342 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,141 He's Jason. I'm Jason. 343 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,343 I've got 11 kids. Not easy to remember them all. 344 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,377 Aah! His name is not Sebastian, 345 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,212 and that's all you need to know. 346 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:40,049 What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's uncle coddy. 347 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,919 Give us a hug. 348 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,453 I can't believe it's you. 349 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,623 Welcome back to grimsby. 350 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,759 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces. 351 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,894 How do they know who I am? I might've mentioned you 352 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,663 couple of times over the years. 353 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:55,766 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad. 354 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,570 There's you as a kid. 355 00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:13,083 Leg it! You little bastards. 356 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,351 Give me back me ball! 357 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:15,719 Fuck off. 358 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,221 Nobby. Pass us the ball. Come on. 359 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,523 Pass it. He's gonna score. 360 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,759 England's gonna win the final. Nobby, shoot! 361 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,963 Oh... 362 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,833 Morning, officer. 363 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,800 Nobby and Sebastian butcher. 364 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,736 We were trying to return that beautiful ball 365 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,305 to its rightful owner. 366 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,507 It's not about the ball, lads. 367 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,259 Look, seb. That's the couple that's adopting us. 368 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,895 They're from London. 369 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:03,467 You're coming with me. Right, nobby? 370 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,068 Of course. 371 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:06,936 I'd never leave my little brother. 372 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,273 It's all right to be sad. 373 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,309 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge 374 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:14,845 like a low mopey bastard. 375 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,547 Who are we? Come on, say it. 376 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,883 We're butcher boys of grimsby. 377 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,651 I didn't hear you. Say it again. 378 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:23,820 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby. 379 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,489 They'll never split us up. 380 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,825 Forever! Forever! 381 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,795 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures 382 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,197 of me and him all day, do you? 383 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,199 No. What? 384 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,666 No. 385 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,201 All right. Come on. 386 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,204 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London. 387 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:45,308 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up. 388 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,378 This is the Norfolk arms. This is the dog and duck. 389 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,880 This is the three crowns. 390 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,714 And this is charing cross police station. 391 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,116 Fucking pigs. 392 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,219 This is me with some free booze. 393 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,021 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass. 394 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,990 Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see. 395 00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:08,731 It's the assassin. 396 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,701 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot. 397 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,672 Missed you too. Missed you too, dad. 398 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,175 Answer it. 399 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,376 Yes, sir. 400 00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:22,046 Hello? 401 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,280 Ledford's watching you, isn't he? 402 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:25,481 Say, "hi, daddy." 403 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:26,884 Hi, daddy. 404 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:27,884 Aww. 405 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:29,319 Check your e-mail. 406 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,488 Find out who that is. 407 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,325 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid. 408 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,059 And how am I going to do that? 409 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,595 Figure it out. 410 00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:42,231 Hiya. That the love of me life, dawny? 411 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,501 Is that my darling nobby? I'm back. 412 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,372 I missed you so much. Me too. 413 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,606 All right, kids. Out. Now. 414 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,275 Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick. 415 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,444 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad. 416 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,645 What is it? 417 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,681 I lost me panties. 418 00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,650 You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again? 419 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:03,153 No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on. 420 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,660 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland. 421 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,863 Oh, look. I'm exactly like 422 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,299 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts. 423 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,038 Don't worry. 424 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,506 That didn't come out me bum. 425 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,740 Oh. 426 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,643 That one did. 427 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,544 No problem. Get over here. 428 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,712 I know you must be gagging for it. 429 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,182 All right. Come here, nobby. 430 00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:35,085 Hey. What? 431 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:37,621 I'm hungry for a grimsby breakfast. 432 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,955 Well, the buffet's open. 433 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,723 I'll need a table for one. 434 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,492 It's all-you-can-eat. 435 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,127 See you in about 60 minutes. 436 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,429 Get going. 437 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,131 Ahem, nobby. Oh. 438 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:52,435 That's me darts partner, um...Ben Kingsley. 439 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,439 Nobby, what do you take me for? 440 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,041 I know who that is. That's your brother. 441 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,109 Where the fuck you been all these years? 442 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:03,913 I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due? 443 00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:07,617 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat. 444 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,086 - Nobby. - What? 445 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:10,953 It's imperative no one know that I'm here. 446 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,624 You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around? 447 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,991 Exactly. All right. 448 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,060 I know just the place. 449 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:20,096 It's just this way, past the train station. 450 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,406 - All aboard the 915, - grimsby to London. 451 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,842 In you go. 452 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,449 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep 453 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,982 in the same room? 454 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:42,952 If we have bunk beds, can I have the top? 455 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:44,555 You can have the top, little man. 456 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,791 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do. 457 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,193 Okay, bruv. 458 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,364 And Sebastian... What is it? 459 00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:58,067 Nothing. 460 00:29:10,647 --> 00:29:12,249 Nobby? 461 00:29:16,086 --> 00:29:17,287 Nobby? 462 00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:20,423 Nobby? Nobby? 463 00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:28,432 Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby? 464 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,501 Nobby, where are you? Nobby! 465 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,570 No! Nobby! 466 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,306 Come back! 467 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:38,976 Come back, nobby! 468 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:42,546 Sebbo. Come on. 469 00:29:44,214 --> 00:29:47,217 I know. It's great to be back, isn't it? 470 00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:51,288 Here we go. Just in here. 471 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,855 You sure this location is secure? 472 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,424 Relax. Trust your brother. 473 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,830 Surprise! 474 00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:04,367 No, no! Seb! Come on, no. 475 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:05,803 No, they're our folk. 476 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,971 Welcome home. 477 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,605 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here. 478 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:11,008 No one does know you're here. 479 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:12,241 These people know I'm here. 480 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:14,845 - Do you know he's here? - No! 481 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,916 We are here. 482 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,184 Good work, chilcott. 483 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:22,553 How did you find him? 484 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,055 Let's just call it professional intuition. 485 00:30:28,992 --> 00:30:30,527 What's that smell? 486 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,962 That's me. Milky pimms. 487 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,730 Oh. I work our docks. 488 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,934 We transport COD all over the world. 489 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,603 Fascinating. 490 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,506 Can I help you? 491 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,876 Chilcott. Move. 492 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,479 What is it? 493 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,082 Oh, god, I'm cornered. 494 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,517 I should never have come here alone. 495 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,720 You're never alone in grimsby, bruv. 496 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:59,056 Lads. Lads. 497 00:31:00,023 --> 00:31:01,557 See those blokes out there? 498 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:04,795 Those are Manchester united supporters. 499 00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:06,329 How dare those twats show up here? 500 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,766 Delay them. I promise I'll burn your school down. 501 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,968 No school! Come on. 502 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,501 Oi, lads. Get the ball! 503 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:15,105 - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns! 504 00:31:20,377 --> 00:31:23,413 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something. 505 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:24,914 Dropped what? 506 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,353 You're in grimsby now, you git! 507 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,821 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard. 508 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,090 Now! 509 00:31:38,962 --> 00:31:40,497 Sanjiv, now! 510 00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:50,207 Fish factory, this way. 511 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,608 Come on, fish factory. Go there. 512 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,677 Quick. In there. Let's go. 513 00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:03,987 Aah! 514 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:11,528 Seb. 515 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:14,131 What have you done? You've killed him. 516 00:32:20,971 --> 00:32:22,372 Nobby, what are you doing? 517 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,942 I'm showing some respect for the dead. 518 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,044 There you go, mate. 519 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,787 Nobby! What? 520 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,522 Get over here. What is it? 521 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,724 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder. 522 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,827 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder. 523 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:46,128 That's very gay. Do it now. 524 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,497 People have been chucked out of grimsby 525 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,398 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast. 526 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,835 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin. 527 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:54,403 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out. 528 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:56,173 Okay, okay. 529 00:32:57,307 --> 00:32:59,409 Suck hard. 530 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,644 That's it. 531 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,912 Don't swallow the poison. 532 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,313 And now spit it out. 533 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:07,116 Well done. Praise the lord. 534 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,051 I thought I'd lost you, brother. 535 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,453 I love you so much. Nobby. 536 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,556 What? I've been hit somewhere else. 537 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:13,757 Where? 538 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,694 I'm not falling for that one. No way. 539 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,097 No, you don't-- what are you doing? 540 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:23,599 No, why are you taking those off? 541 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:26,169 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste. 542 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:29,740 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it. 543 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,074 Whoo! 544 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,576 As Jesus said, 545 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:36,546 "thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother." 546 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,348 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds. 547 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,417 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year. 548 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,554 I could've found you in two minutes on grindr. 549 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,157 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die. 550 00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,594 Okay. 551 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,828 What would you like written on your gravestone? 552 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,564 Suck my balls! 553 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,400 Whoa! 554 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,901 I have less than 40 seconds. 555 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,568 All right. 556 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,471 This is for dad. 557 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,909 Suck it. Suck harder. 558 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,943 Suck and spit. 559 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:12,382 Suck and spit. Suck and spit. 560 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,918 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top. 561 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,420 Over here. 562 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:20,023 What? No. I draw the line at teabagging. 563 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,460 Must shake this out. 564 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,697 It's not working. 565 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,005 Coddy. 566 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:39,876 Coddy, don't go. Coddy. 567 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,813 I've lost you once. 568 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:45,248 I refuse to lose you again. 569 00:34:54,858 --> 00:34:56,760 Oh! 570 00:34:58,228 --> 00:34:59,429 That's it. 571 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,565 We did it. You did it. 572 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,798 We did-- 573 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,068 you just came on me face. 574 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,036 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. 575 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,472 Grow up. 576 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,686 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this. 577 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,489 A day when poverty will be eradicated. 578 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,492 And I know it's possible. 579 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,559 Sir, we've got something. 580 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:33,362 Suck harder. Suck and spit. 581 00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:35,599 So, what's this new intelligence, marber? 582 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:38,501 We've identified the partner, sir. He's graves' brother. 583 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,036 Brother? Kyle Alan butcher, 584 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,637 a.K.A. Nobby butcher. 585 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,172 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt. 586 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,909 Just some working-class scum. 587 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,510 Find them and kill them. 588 00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:48,711 Yes, sir. 589 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,451 I found the assassin. 590 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,887 He's pavel lukashenko. He's on route to South Africa. 591 00:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,221 Good. 592 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,157 Yeah. And they know about your brother. 593 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:01,791 No problem. I'm about to ditch him. 594 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,592 Listen. 595 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,862 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him. 596 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,498 Do you really want your brother to die? 597 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:23,746 Forget it. 598 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,815 Look, I need to talk to your friend. 599 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,284 Uh, what--? Milky? 600 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,719 The fish travel agent? 601 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:33,923 What, so you can gob-rape him too? 602 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,157 You monster. 603 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,126 No. 604 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,762 We're going to South Africa. 605 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:41,898 Really? 606 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,268 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother. 607 00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:18,768 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension. 608 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:22,072 And england to have the ball. Time for one last attack, baby. 609 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,474 Come on, Sterling. The ball's broken for Sterling. 610 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,610 Get in there. Raheem Sterling's through. 611 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,545 And raheem Sterling scores for england! 612 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,512 That surely puts england 613 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:32,815 into the final in Chile. 614 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,384 Here we go! 615 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,318 We spit on your face! 616 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,820 Here we go! Here we go! 617 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:41,523 Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton. 618 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:42,858 Nazi bastard! 619 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,994 Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion! 620 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,597 - Nazi scum! - Let's get them! 621 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,498 - Come on. - Yeah! 622 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:11,253 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile. 623 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,893 Jodie. Hi, daddy. 624 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,927 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird. 625 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,929 I've discovered where lukashenko is. 626 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:25,735 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park. 627 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,606 He's meeting up with a biochemist called joris smit. 628 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,708 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him. 629 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,577 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina smit, his wife, 630 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,914 famed for her promiscuity. 631 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,884 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her. 632 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,119 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for england. 633 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,621 Book me a room at the lodge. 634 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,356 I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton. 635 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:48,992 Hey, English. What? 636 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,760 I have something for you to celebrate: 637 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:54,230 The best heroin in Africa. Enjoy. 638 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:57,067 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before. 639 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,668 You'll like it. Listen, 640 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,170 I'd love to stay in touch. 641 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,905 Are you on e-mail or...? Linkedin. 642 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:06,275 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15. 643 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,311 Yes. 644 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:09,746 Who's that you were talking to? 645 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,880 That is me new mate, tabansi. 646 00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,217 He flies to and from south America 647 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,686 with drugs rammed up his bottom. 648 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,922 It's either that or a life of crime. 649 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,759 Nobby. 650 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,327 I'll be gone for a couple of hours. 651 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,195 Why? What are you up to? 652 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,298 I'm meeting someone to find out why lukashenko came here. 653 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,668 You stay here, understood? 654 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,980 Oh, no. 655 00:39:46,516 --> 00:39:49,119 I think I might've mixed up our needles. 656 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,487 Oh, my god. 657 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:54,590 You can't do a secret mission on heroin. 658 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:56,559 Not to worry, all right? 659 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,862 Just leave the spying to your brother. 660 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:11,507 Sebastian? 661 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,643 No, he's currently on couch, 662 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,043 smacked off his tits. 663 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,445 Who is this? 664 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,014 I'm his brother, nobby. 665 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,014 Can I help? 666 00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:22,552 Nobby, I need you to listen to me. 667 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,653 You are going to have to take his place. 668 00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:27,657 You need to head to maitland station. 669 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,958 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge. 670 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,563 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton. 671 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,097 Did you get that? 672 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,900 I'll send the information to your lens. 673 00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:27,349 Oh, no. Open the door! 674 00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,085 Open the door! 675 00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:45,400 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina smit and seduce her. 676 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,302 What, and cheat on dawny? Never. 677 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,304 You need to seduce her in order to find out 678 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:51,875 what lukashenko bought from her husband. 679 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,275 Okay. 680 00:41:57,213 --> 00:41:59,449 Can you see Lina smit? 681 00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:01,416 She's easy to spot. 682 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:04,987 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous. 683 00:42:11,594 --> 00:42:13,630 Oh, no. 684 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:15,030 She is gorgeous. 685 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,231 Got her? 686 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:17,867 Bingo. 687 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:28,945 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated. 688 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,715 Hello, pussycat. 689 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,251 The name is... 690 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,186 Shelton. 691 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,721 M.R. Shelton. 692 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:41,023 I've been looking for you. 693 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:42,692 You want room clean? 694 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:44,860 Room clean? 695 00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,730 Yeah. Yes. "Room clean." 696 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:50,300 From top to bottom. 697 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,568 I'm in 23. 698 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,704 But together, we could make it 69. 699 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,672 Okay. I come soon. 700 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:14,456 Come on. 701 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,858 Ugh! 702 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,228 Good afternoon. 703 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,431 Hello. There's an emergency. It's a code brown. 704 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:23,733 A code brown, sir? 705 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:26,034 I've blocked the toiletry. 706 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,704 Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please? 707 00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:30,405 Okay, Mr. Shelton. 708 00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:31,873 I will send you assistance. 709 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,010 Sebastian graves is here. 710 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,746 Go to his room and seduce him. 711 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,280 I'll be there soon. 712 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,717 Oh, good. Maintenance is here. 713 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,054 Mr. Shelton. 714 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:46,456 That is really fast service. 715 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,657 I only just called down. 716 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:50,626 Thank you for coming so quickly. 717 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,097 I hope I can reciprocate. 718 00:43:55,331 --> 00:43:56,766 Yeah. 719 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,134 Anyway, uh, follow me. 720 00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:01,804 Uh, ahem, come on. In here. Let's do this. 721 00:44:03,373 --> 00:44:05,541 Not your usual place to do it. 722 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:08,543 What? Why? 723 00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:09,811 Where did you expect me to do it? 724 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,213 In the bed. 725 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:13,382 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal. 726 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:16,184 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks. 727 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,755 Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you? 728 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,922 How do I know that when I see it, 729 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,960 I won't fall madly in love with you? 730 00:44:25,061 --> 00:44:28,364 There's really not much danger of that. 731 00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:30,800 It's enormous. 732 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:33,769 All the better. 733 00:44:33,771 --> 00:44:35,672 How hard is it? 734 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,606 Well, okay. 735 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,942 Let me try and remember. Um... 736 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:42,144 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard. 737 00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:43,545 Actually, painfully so. 738 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:44,880 Mmm. 739 00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:47,315 Then kind of medium soft. 740 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:51,219 And at the base of it, really hard again. 741 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,989 Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it? 742 00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,525 No. 743 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,927 I'm gonna take it in my hand. 744 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,929 All of it. Right. 745 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,329 That's very unusual. 746 00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:02,532 Yeah. Right? 747 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:03,900 And then I'm gonna kiss it. 748 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,835 Gonna kiss it? 749 00:45:05,836 --> 00:45:09,806 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth. 750 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,545 This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup. 751 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:19,014 I bet it tastes like strawberries. 752 00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:22,985 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce. 753 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:28,157 Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right? 754 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:32,027 Just stay in here and do not come out. 755 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,228 Okay. 756 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,572 So we meet again. 757 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,807 Please, come in. 758 00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:48,945 Okay. 759 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:55,751 What are you doing? Let someone else do that. 760 00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:01,190 Please excuse me for one moment. 761 00:46:03,126 --> 00:46:05,695 What the hell are you doing? 762 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,295 I'm getting myself ready. 763 00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,364 Shh! Listen, I get it. 764 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:11,833 You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes. 765 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:14,469 Brown-- brown shrapnel? 766 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,371 This. 767 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:21,177 You see? Hard, soft, hard. 768 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,213 May the best man win. 769 00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:29,085 - I go in there now. - No, no, no. 770 00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:32,088 Let's get acquainted. 771 00:46:34,891 --> 00:46:36,958 Has anyone ever told you 772 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,394 that you're a very beautiful woman? 773 00:46:41,931 --> 00:46:43,900 You are the most beautiful thing 774 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,768 to ever walk the lord's green earth. 775 00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:52,474 We're getting signal from graves' lens, sir. 776 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,675 Put it up. 777 00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:56,411 So, what are we looking at? 778 00:47:00,349 --> 00:47:02,385 Good god, graves. 779 00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:06,088 Whoo! 780 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,456 Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 781 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:12,327 Can you zoom in on that stationery? 782 00:47:14,697 --> 00:47:16,998 Send the coordinates to chilcott. 783 00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:22,170 You'd rather make love to a maid than me? 784 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,405 Maid? 785 00:47:25,641 --> 00:47:27,610 Banu, out! 786 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,244 Sorry, Mrs. smit. 787 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,347 Mrs. smit? 788 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,547 Get out, banu! 789 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,382 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 790 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:42,057 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be. 791 00:47:45,228 --> 00:47:49,965 Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. graves? 792 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:51,467 No. But then again, i never thought 793 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:53,936 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger. 794 00:47:56,273 --> 00:48:00,943 Goodbye, Sebastian graves. 795 00:48:00,945 --> 00:48:03,112 That's not Sebastian graves. 796 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,784 You okay? Yeah. 797 00:48:09,786 --> 00:48:11,019 How was the heroin? 798 00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:13,389 Better than expected. 799 00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,592 Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 800 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:17,927 What are maelstrom planning? 801 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,829 I don't know. 802 00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:21,364 Seb, don't. 803 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:25,101 Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone. 804 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,969 It's because he used to wet the bed. 805 00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:30,405 It's important she knows. It's not important. 806 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,974 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you 807 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:34,577 who used to get dripped on at night. 808 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,777 Get on with it. 809 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,880 Just tell us what you know, 810 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,481 and he'll let you live. 811 00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:40,682 Come on. 812 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,452 Lukashenko bought some kind of virus. 813 00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:46,355 When is he gonna use it? 814 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:48,224 Tomorrow. 815 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:50,525 Where are they gonna release the virus? 816 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,067 They'll-- 817 00:48:59,302 --> 00:49:01,103 get down! 818 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,172 Stay down! 819 00:49:08,878 --> 00:49:11,146 It's chilcott. Move! 820 00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:15,583 Come on! 821 00:49:29,632 --> 00:49:31,534 Come on. Run. 822 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,782 There's nowhere to hide. 823 00:49:47,784 --> 00:49:49,385 I got an idea. Oh, great. 824 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,820 Because your ideas have netted nothing 825 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,054 but gold up to this point. 826 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,356 You're gonna follow me 827 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,257 and do exactly what your big brother says. 828 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:56,958 Hurry! Come on. 829 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:09,905 Where'd they go? 830 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,141 They were just here. Spread out. 831 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,242 Find them. 832 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,148 Oh, god, this is disgusting. 833 00:50:36,233 --> 00:50:38,099 Sir, take a look at this! 834 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:43,938 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to. 835 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:49,077 What can you see? They've gone? 836 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:50,713 The coast is clear. 837 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,581 Good. Let's get out of here. 838 00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:56,418 Oh, no. 839 00:50:57,887 --> 00:50:59,722 Oh, fuck me! 840 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,023 Brace yourself, seb! 841 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,061 Get off him! 842 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,396 Get it off me. Aah! 843 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,599 The male can fuck for up to three hours. 844 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,233 We have to make it come. 845 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,835 I saw it on the BBC. 846 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,338 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls. 847 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,141 It's gonna break my neck. 848 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:23,278 I got them. 849 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,114 Come on, sebbo. You can do it. 850 00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:26,782 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 851 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:30,652 Put your tongue in the peehole. Don't be stupid. 852 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,123 I think we're in business. I think we're in business. 853 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:38,094 Come on. Come on. 854 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:43,898 Oh, god. 855 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,701 That is revolting! 856 00:51:46,702 --> 00:51:48,670 Hakuna matata. 857 00:51:48,672 --> 00:51:49,871 Well done. 858 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,675 I think I'm gonna be sick. 859 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,777 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. 860 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:56,978 Grow up. 861 00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,713 See if the coast is clear. 862 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:03,018 Oh, no. What? What is it? 863 00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:05,420 It's an elephant bukkake party. 864 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:06,989 Get it out. 865 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:08,490 It's breaking me asshole. 866 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:11,460 Not much longer now. 867 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:14,829 Brace yourself! Aah! No! 868 00:52:21,403 --> 00:52:23,771 All right. 869 00:52:28,010 --> 00:52:29,677 Are you okay? 870 00:52:33,382 --> 00:52:35,717 No, I'm not okay. 871 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,420 I just did an entirely white poo. 872 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:40,322 You need to get cleaned up. Get in. 873 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,592 Is me ass okay? 874 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,193 Huh? 875 00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:48,264 Yeah, it's good. It's really good. 876 00:52:53,402 --> 00:52:55,603 Are those your bollocks? 877 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,873 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut. 878 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:00,643 That was you. 879 00:53:02,077 --> 00:53:03,646 Oh. 880 00:53:04,947 --> 00:53:06,382 It's Jodie. 881 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:08,684 She could be your missus. 882 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,686 No, I could never be with one woman. 883 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,621 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life: 884 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:15,423 Family. 885 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:18,661 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal. 886 00:53:20,396 --> 00:53:21,963 Why did you do it? 887 00:53:22,965 --> 00:53:24,199 It doesn't matter. 888 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,400 It doesn't matter? 889 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,570 You abandoned me when I was 6. 890 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,170 Now, why? 891 00:53:37,246 --> 00:53:39,181 We have made our decision. 892 00:53:39,182 --> 00:53:42,650 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. lowsley. 893 00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:46,922 But Mr. and Mrs. graves, these boys are inseparable. 894 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:50,559 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly. 895 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,561 This is the decision we have come to. 896 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,697 But that would leave one of the brothers 897 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,331 in the foster system in grimsby. 898 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,032 It's no place for a boy. 899 00:53:58,034 --> 00:54:00,436 He'll have no future here. 900 00:54:09,211 --> 00:54:11,347 All aboard! 901 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,351 Sebastian nobby! 902 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,652 Have you seen me brother nobby? 903 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,021 Nobby! 904 00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:22,824 No! Nobby! 905 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:24,326 Come back, nobby! 906 00:54:28,764 --> 00:54:30,766 Oh, my god. 907 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,400 So I could have had your life? 908 00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:33,601 That's right. 909 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,672 And you could have had mine. 910 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:39,440 Nobby... 911 00:54:40,976 --> 00:54:42,378 I... 912 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,018 I am so sorry. 913 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:50,452 Wait. 914 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,188 I think our penises just fist-bumped. 915 00:54:54,190 --> 00:54:56,492 Disengage. 916 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:58,661 You need to focus, right? Yeah. 917 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:00,295 You need to find out where maelstrom 918 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,764 are planning to blow up tomorrow. 919 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,900 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in. 920 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:11,472 Hold on. That's it. They're gonna blow up the sun. 921 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:14,742 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile. 922 00:55:14,744 --> 00:55:16,612 What? How are we supposed to get 923 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:18,112 halfway around the world in 12 hours 924 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,548 with the entire global intelligence community 925 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:23,418 trying to kill me? We'll never make it. 926 00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:25,621 I searched for you for 28 years. 927 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:29,324 I do not believe in never. 928 00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:38,534 That's the beauty of linkedin. 929 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:40,835 Hey, nobb-man. 930 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,637 How is your brother going to blend in 931 00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:43,905 with those football hooligans 932 00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:46,208 looking like the guy from despicable me? 933 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,952 England! 934 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,288 England! 935 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,722 English and German fans 936 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:02,557 have been arriving here in Santiago 937 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:03,958 throughout the last few days. 938 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,760 Looks like the perfect place 939 00:56:05,762 --> 00:56:07,563 to come and watch your national team play 940 00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:09,398 for what is ultimately the greatest prize 941 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,733 in world football. 942 00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:12,601 This is a truly international occasion. 943 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,068 We've seen Donald trump. 944 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:18,206 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here. 945 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,809 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi, 946 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:23,778 looking much better, is here too. 947 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,880 So much color and noise. 948 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:28,182 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match, 949 00:56:28,184 --> 00:56:30,119 because the final whistle will trigger 950 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:33,489 what we are told will be the biggest firework display 951 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:36,657 ever seen at a sporting event. 952 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:38,460 When we was kids, 953 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:42,498 did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together? 954 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,132 Yes, I did, brother. 955 00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:48,170 Nobby! 956 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:54,309 No. Surprise! 957 00:56:54,311 --> 00:56:56,411 Oh! 958 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,447 I missed you so much. 959 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,150 Hey. Our favorite spy! 960 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,452 He's MI6's finest! 961 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:06,121 He's MI6's finest! 962 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,789 Keep quiet. 963 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,992 Nothing to see! 964 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,864 There's a commotion, sir. 965 00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:17,065 Get in closer. 966 00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:20,768 Graves. 967 00:57:24,007 --> 00:57:26,175 Nobby. Hey. I'll be back. Coddy! 968 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,576 Wait. Nobby! 969 00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:50,264 Let's go. 970 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:52,501 Sebbo? Sebbo? 971 00:57:53,836 --> 00:57:55,237 Sebbo! 972 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,871 Oi! 973 00:57:56,873 --> 00:57:58,072 Seb! 974 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,721 Got you. 975 00:58:29,137 --> 00:58:31,005 What is this place? 976 00:58:37,012 --> 00:58:39,081 Oh, my god. 977 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,650 Maelstrom are sex traffickers. 978 00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:44,186 Listen to me. You've gotta get out 979 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,288 before they sell you to the highest bidder. 980 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:48,990 Get out. Get out now. Out. 981 00:58:48,992 --> 00:58:51,425 Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have to live like this. 982 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:54,195 Get out. Out. Get out. 983 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,097 Regain your dignity. Out. 984 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,115 Seb. 985 00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:18,286 "The rapist." 986 00:59:18,289 --> 00:59:20,322 Hey. 987 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,557 Nobody buggers me brother. 988 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,427 A man can only take so much jizz. 989 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:27,195 Get off him! 990 00:59:35,804 --> 00:59:38,239 Aah! 991 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,311 Wait. 992 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:43,545 You're not seb. 993 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,061 You must be freezing. 994 01:00:00,295 --> 01:00:01,530 You. 995 01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:03,965 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian. 996 01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:06,201 I could understand why you might want to kill 997 01:00:06,202 --> 01:00:08,336 the head of the world health organization. 998 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:10,505 Why bomb the final? 999 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,340 Bomb? 1000 01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,608 There is no bomb. 1001 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,811 It's a disease. 1002 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:19,081 It's a virus called rd-9. 1003 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:23,351 Or as I like to call it, worldcure. 1004 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:24,652 At the end of the game, 1005 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,088 everyone in the stadium will be infected. 1006 01:00:28,090 --> 01:00:29,690 It should take two to three weeks 1007 01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:31,592 for symptoms to start showing up. 1008 01:00:31,594 --> 01:00:33,228 By which time, 96,000 fans 1009 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,063 from almost every country in the world 1010 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,532 will be back home, spreading the disease. 1011 01:00:37,534 --> 01:00:39,867 Why are you doing this? 1012 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:42,003 Well, think about it. 1013 01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:44,206 We have 7 billion people running around 1014 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,809 on a planet that can only hold 5. 1015 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,143 I'm just trying to make the world 1016 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,213 a better place, that's all. 1017 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,813 By deleting the surplus. 1018 01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:55,117 "Cure the world." 1019 01:00:56,318 --> 01:00:58,619 And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete? 1020 01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:00,155 The garbage. 1021 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,623 The imbeciles who lie around drunk, 1022 01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:04,893 reproducing like rabbits. 1023 01:01:04,894 --> 01:01:06,628 And sitting there with their hand out, 1024 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:09,431 expecting the rest of us to pay. 1025 01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:12,833 And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway? 1026 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,974 Kill him. 1027 01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:00,481 You're new to this. 1028 01:02:02,617 --> 01:02:05,820 You ever killed a man before? 1029 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:38,420 Are you gonna shoot me? 1030 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,458 No. 1031 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:51,465 How is it you English football supporters say? 1032 01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:52,867 Oh, yes. 1033 01:02:55,137 --> 01:02:59,440 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in. 1034 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,449 Ow! 1035 01:03:13,989 --> 01:03:15,523 Maybe just shoot me. 1036 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:24,231 Get up. 1037 01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:45,753 Time to say goodbye to your 1038 01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:48,523 hideous pig wife. 1039 01:03:53,695 --> 01:03:56,764 Let me give you some advice, 1040 01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:59,067 Ukrainian Ben affleck. 1041 01:04:00,702 --> 01:04:04,706 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass. 1042 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,007 You don't have guts. 1043 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,048 Whoa. 1044 01:04:14,050 --> 01:04:15,884 Well, that were easy. 1045 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,322 Hiya. 1046 01:04:23,893 --> 01:04:25,360 Amazing. 1047 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,561 Gotta get one of these for the kids. 1048 01:04:28,563 --> 01:04:29,764 You have a family? 1049 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,400 I just reconnected with mine. 1050 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,639 I'm going to go home and-- 1051 01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:44,346 this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it? 1052 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,282 I understand why you love guns so much. 1053 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,117 I mean, it completely detaches you 1054 01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,652 from the guilt of your actions. 1055 01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:54,222 Ta-da! 1056 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,757 Bonus point. 1057 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,166 Will you stop shooting everything? 1058 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:10,804 It's Germany 1, england 1, 1059 01:05:10,806 --> 01:05:13,541 and it's anyone's final now. 1060 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,916 Get that feed up. Come on. I'm trying. 1061 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,018 So little time remaining. 1062 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,887 Four minutes to decide the final. 1063 01:05:26,889 --> 01:05:28,956 Mission accomplished. 1064 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,059 All we need is england to score. 1065 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:32,661 This'll be the best day of my life. 1066 01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:36,864 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die. 1067 01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:39,000 Put this in your ear. 1068 01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:41,735 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere 1069 01:05:41,737 --> 01:05:43,271 that might contain the virus. 1070 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:46,807 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature. 1071 01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:48,510 This is hopeless. 1072 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,978 No, it's not. 1073 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,047 Look who just sat down. 1074 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,449 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus. 1075 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,351 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium. 1076 01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,186 We can't go around. There's not enough time. 1077 01:05:59,188 --> 01:06:01,422 We need to go across the pitch. 1078 01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:03,692 Pitch invasion. 1079 01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:05,226 Too much security. 1080 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:06,628 We'll never make it alone. 1081 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,163 Alone? 1082 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:10,231 We are not alone. 1083 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,166 It's england who are looking 1084 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:14,835 the more likely to steal a late winner. 1085 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:16,103 Hey, give me that. 1086 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,472 Nobby! Sit down! Come on. 1087 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,206 Men and women of grimsby, listen up. 1088 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,041 This is important. 1089 01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:23,878 You see that lass over there? 1090 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,347 What? Sharon Osbourne? 1091 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:29,150 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus, 1092 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,253 and it's gonna kill poor people like us, 1093 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,722 because she thinks that we are scum. 1094 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:36,724 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum. 1095 01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:37,958 Well-- well, you are, Pete. 1096 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,561 You're a registered sex offender. 1097 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:41,762 That's not a compliment. 1098 01:06:41,764 --> 01:06:45,266 So we're scum, are we? 1099 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:48,469 Well, let me tell you something about scum: 1100 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:51,139 It's scum who built the hospitals 1101 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:52,840 that are now closing down. 1102 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,041 Yeah. 1103 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:56,177 It's scum who die in the wars 1104 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,480 started by the bastards in charge. 1105 01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:00,715 Yeah! It's scum that keep 1106 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:03,985 the fast and furious franchise alive. 1107 01:07:03,987 --> 01:07:05,987 Yeah! 1108 01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:09,391 So I ask you to join with us now 1109 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,893 and storm that pitch... Yeah! 1110 01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:18,032 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever. 1111 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,768 Yeah! 1112 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:25,639 Yeah! 1113 01:07:36,217 --> 01:07:39,054 We are the scum! 1114 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,197 Yeah! 1115 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,768 We started too early. 1116 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:55,969 Whoo! 1117 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:58,639 It's graves. 1118 01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:00,442 Keep him away from me. 1119 01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:02,943 Okay, the target is on the move. I'll sync with your lens. 1120 01:08:02,945 --> 01:08:06,081 Nobby, you ready for a fight? 1121 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,115 I thought you'd never ask. 1122 01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:10,018 Green earth. 1123 01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:12,753 Target heading southwest 1124 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,289 through the German section. 1125 01:08:25,967 --> 01:08:27,836 Come on. 1126 01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,810 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players. 1127 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:40,381 The show will go on. The final will be restarted. 1128 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:42,382 Jodie, where's the virus? 1129 01:08:42,385 --> 01:08:44,351 I still can't find it. 1130 01:08:46,221 --> 01:08:47,788 Nobby, meet the head 1131 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:50,859 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world. 1132 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,560 What, she runs fifa? 1133 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,363 Who's this idiot? 1134 01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:58,099 His name's Sebastian. 1135 01:08:58,100 --> 01:08:59,501 Boys! 1136 01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:04,471 Oh, bollocks. 1137 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:06,673 Go! 1138 01:09:13,948 --> 01:09:15,483 Quick! She's getting away! 1139 01:09:27,695 --> 01:09:31,166 So we meet again. 1140 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,667 I found it. 1141 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,502 The virus is in one of the fireworks. 1142 01:09:37,773 --> 01:09:39,873 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator. 1143 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,576 But what if I miss? 1144 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,243 I trust you. 1145 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,583 Oi! 1146 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:51,719 Ten seconds. 1147 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:55,556 That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling! 1148 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,326 What a chance! 1149 01:10:00,328 --> 01:10:03,297 Oh, no! It's going over the bar! 1150 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,332 Oh, no, it's not. 1151 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,871 But wait! What's happened to the ball? 1152 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,372 It's bounced in! 1153 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,243 No, the referee's gonna disallow it. 1154 01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:20,113 The goal stands. Yes! 1155 01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:21,315 England have won it! 1156 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:22,516 Come on, nobby. 1157 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,185 Stop shooting everything and focus. 1158 01:10:24,186 --> 01:10:25,886 Don't worry. I've got this. 1159 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:32,694 Jodie, me gun's jammed. 1160 01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:38,699 Oh, no. 1161 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,402 Excuse me, miss. 1162 01:10:43,905 --> 01:10:45,340 Yes? 1163 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,841 Go fuck yourself! 1164 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,844 Aah! 1165 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,246 Yes! 1166 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:54,114 Yes! 1167 01:10:54,117 --> 01:10:56,516 Yes! We did it, seb! 1168 01:10:57,353 --> 01:11:00,387 Yeah! Yeah! 1169 01:11:01,256 --> 01:11:03,190 Sanjiv, now! 1170 01:11:03,193 --> 01:11:06,293 Got it. What? Please, no! No! 1171 01:11:08,363 --> 01:11:10,530 Goodbye, Sebastian. 1172 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:13,701 No! No! 1173 01:11:22,043 --> 01:11:23,444 Cure the world! 1174 01:11:35,123 --> 01:11:37,358 No! 1175 01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:39,627 Too late! 1176 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,628 There's no way to stop the fireworks! 1177 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,463 I'll jump on them. It won't work. 1178 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,198 The virus is in the tip of the firework. 1179 01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:46,734 It would need to explode 1180 01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:49,203 within a contained environment to stop it spreading. 1181 01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:50,837 There's nothing you can do. 1182 01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,408 Yes, there is. 1183 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,610 I'm from grimsby. 1184 01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:59,881 Jodie, which firework is it in? 1185 01:12:01,283 --> 01:12:03,384 It's in the central left-hand rocket. 1186 01:12:05,453 --> 01:12:08,922 What are you doing? Contributing to society. 1187 01:12:11,895 --> 01:12:13,560 Aah! 1188 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:16,730 Oh, nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left. 1189 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,565 For fuck's sake! 1190 01:12:24,672 --> 01:12:27,841 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity. 1191 01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,612 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you 1192 01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,381 also has the virus. 1193 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,684 What? No. 1194 01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:39,587 But I don't have another asshole. 1195 01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:44,492 I need another asshole. 1196 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,395 You've got one. 1197 01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,734 I'm from grimsby too... 1198 01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:55,703 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again. 1199 01:13:05,279 --> 01:13:07,981 Oh, my god, graves. 1200 01:13:12,787 --> 01:13:16,356 Butcher boys of grimsby, together... 1201 01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:17,859 Forever. 1202 01:13:46,721 --> 01:13:49,923 Donald trump has aids. 1203 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,427 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested. 1204 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,898 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody 1205 01:13:56,899 --> 01:14:00,167 following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott. 1206 01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:03,104 I didn't do it. I've had the worst week ever. 1207 01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:06,440 - Israel. - Palestine. All of you. 1208 01:14:06,443 --> 01:14:10,711 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory. 1209 01:14:10,712 --> 01:14:13,713 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves 1210 01:14:13,716 --> 01:14:15,216 and his brother nobby butcher 1211 01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:17,518 died at the scene while preventing the release 1212 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,920 of a deadly toxin. 1213 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,221 In other news, a south African hotel maid 1214 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,658 has filed a suit alleging sexual assault 1215 01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:25,993 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher. 1216 01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:28,628 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant 1217 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:32,800 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel. 1218 01:14:34,502 --> 01:14:38,139 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities. 1219 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,841 How are you guys doing? 1220 01:14:43,412 --> 01:14:45,212 How does me ass look? 1221 01:14:48,382 --> 01:14:50,784 Good. Uh, really good. 1222 01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:53,520 It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please? 1223 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,789 Uh, of course. 1224 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,725 So you were saved from the virus 1225 01:14:57,726 --> 01:15:00,194 by an antibody found in elephant semen, 1226 01:15:00,195 --> 01:15:01,695 which lined, uh... 1227 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:05,466 ...your innards. 1228 01:15:05,467 --> 01:15:08,168 We're like a pair of pan pipes. 1229 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:09,670 Great. 1230 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:11,939 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian. 1231 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:15,542 You know, you really filled a hole in my life. 1232 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,115 Hiya! 1233 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,984 - Nobby. - Dad. 1234 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:26,087 Oh, my god. 1235 01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:29,957 I'm so glad that you're alive. 1236 01:15:34,095 --> 01:15:35,662 You know what? 1237 01:15:36,931 --> 01:15:38,164 Family. 1238 01:15:42,436 --> 01:15:45,573 It's the greatest gift in life. 1239 01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:50,677 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well. 1240 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:29,583 You are now transmitting. 1241 01:16:30,851 --> 01:16:33,354 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target. 1242 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:44,664 Listen, we're sending information to your lens. 1243 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:46,667 I've got this. Blue earth. 1244 01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:14,161 Hiya, bruv. 1245 01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:16,663 Good, you're early. Yes, I am. 1246 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,064 Did you meet the team? 1247 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,328 Excuse me. Which way to the stadium? 1248 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:51,731 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right. 1249 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:52,932 Thank you. 1250 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:56,136 Leave no witnesses.