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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Yeah!
Raise the roof for your class song,

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"I'm Too Sexy"
by Right Said Fred.

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Now, it's time to give it up
for your 1991 prom king and queen,

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Ted-O and Nikki!

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Ted-O. Ted-O.

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Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O.

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Vincent!

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Reunions are strange.

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They bring up a lot of
feelings about your past.

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Were you a jock?

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A pothead?

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A drama club kid?

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A loser?

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Did you get the girl...
or did she ever even notice you?

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Who did you want to be,
and who did you actually become?

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Damn, Charlie.

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Are you still hung up on that skank?

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Hey.

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You forgot the guy who showed you
your first pair of tits?

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You're givin' me dead eyes?
It's me!

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It's Maxi-Pad!

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Max Kessler!

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- Come on.
- Oh, my God.

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I haven't seen you in forever. Wow.

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So, how is your mother?

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Oh, well, you wouldn't want to
check her out in the shower these days.

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Not lookin' too good.

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You know, I still think she might have
known that we were watching.

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Are you kiddin' me? That's why she
winked at you in the middle.

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You were her little Macaulay Culkin.

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Man, these two assholes
deserve each other.

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They actually got divorced.
They're still really good friends though.

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I see that.

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They had twins together,
but she got remarried.

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Wow.

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Imagine if her husband was here right now
watching that alcoholic hosebag

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fucking dry hump her ex.

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He is here, actually.

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Oh, hey, congratulations.
That's good news, man.

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I wish you would've told me before
I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag.

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But, that's... that's excellent.

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Whoa. Excuse me, one second.

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Hey, come on. Ted-O.
No, no. No... too much.

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Oh, God.

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Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo!

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It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby!

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I lose my shit! Every time.

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Relax, Charlie,
we were just dancin'.

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You don't have to make a scene.

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He's making a scene? You're the one
getting a pap smear out here.

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I wasn't getting a pap smear,
shit-for-brains.

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- Hey, hey.
- No, no.

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Here's what happened,
all right? Here's what happened.

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I think we had a little...

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few too many beers
and we're just gonna call it a night.

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Okay, fine.

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Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah!

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You know I can't leave right now,
I'm the class treasurer.

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I have to settle up
with the DJ and the hotel.

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- Okay? You...
- You know what?

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Jimmy Badboy's got a limo.

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Now, she could just hop right in
with me if you wanted.

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- If it's all right.
- Oh, that sounds great.

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- Yeah?
- Let me ask my dad.

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Hey, listen, it's better than
drinking and driving.

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Yes, okay, fine.
I'll see you at home.

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- It's a limousine.
- All right.

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I'll take good care of her. Whoo!

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I'm sorry.

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If I'm remembering correctly,

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Charlie McMillan always
loved himself a Bud Light.

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How about that time my father took us
on the drive-along in his cop car.

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Oh, I remember that.

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And that guy we had to arrest,

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who kept flashing everybody
at the 7-Eleven.

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You stuck me in the backseat
with that guy!

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Yeah, who would have thought a guy could
whack off with a set of handcuffs on?

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Why did we ever stop hangin' out?

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We lived right across the street
from each other.

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I don't know.
We had different classes.

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Yeah, you were with all the smart kids.

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I was in shop class
making bird cages and foot stools.

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Yeah.

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And after your dad died...

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Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh?

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I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.

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But you're in Jacksonville now.

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Tell me about yourself.
I don't know anything.

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Remember how we said we were gonna
kick ass and take names?

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Oh, yeah, we did.

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You were going to invent time travel,
weren't you?

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And you were gonna be
an FBI agent.

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That's right.

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Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor,

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said I was gonna
end up working in the morgue.

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- He did not like you.
- Yeah.

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But I guess old Mr. Falcone
can suck my dick.

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Shut up! Shut...

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Are you kidding me?
You did it?

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Oh, my God, man!

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Are you packin' heat?

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Jesus!

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My God.

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Have you ever had to...
shoot anybody?

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I don't kill and tell, Charlie.

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These are human beings
we're talking about.

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Yeah.

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Eight people.

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Are you kidding me, dude?
This is cra...

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Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I...

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I have not done that. That's...

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I did it with you.
That was the last time.

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Yep.

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It's good to see me again, ain't it?

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Wait, right...
Smoke it right here?

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You're runnin' with the law tonight,
Charlie.

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You're an untouchable.

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That's right.

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Oh... here.

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Oh, no, I can't.

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Fucking Bureau does random tests.
You want to get me fired?

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Oh...

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So, what else, Charlie?

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Believe it or not...

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I still actually work at the same place
I worked in high school.

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Save & Pay Supermarket?

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No. No, I've never worked at Save & Pay.

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I manage the bank that's
inside of Save & Pay.

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Palm Coast Savings Bank has
nothing to do with the supermarket.

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Except the fact that it's in it.

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Right, it's in it,
but that doesn't mean it's a part of it.

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It's its own entity.

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So if the supermarket was closed,
could I get into the bank?

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Wouldn't happen.

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We keep banking hours,
so we close before them.

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You keep telling yourself that, Charlie.

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Where you living?

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I live in the same house.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, Oakmont.

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Man, if you still had that Gremlin
piece of shit you used to drive,

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we'd be right back in high school.

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The old Gremlin.
I remember that.

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Yeah, I still have it.

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- You're shittin' me.
- Yeah.

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- So, basically, everything...
- It's the same.

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Yeah, it's the same.

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But things are good, man.
Things are great.

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It's going great, seriously.

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Come on, let's get real.

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Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain.

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My life fuckin' sucks.

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Yeah.

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I drive the same car.
I have the same job.

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I talk to the same people.

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I'm chasing the same girl...

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except now I pay
all her credit card bills.

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She still doesn't care about me.

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I mean, I talked to these people tonight,

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they're going parasailing,
motorcycle racing, cliff diving.

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Oh, fuck all the people tonight.
They're all fat and old-lookin'.

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Go to Antigua.
Jump off a cliff.

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I'm too much of a pussy.
I would never do that.

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Plus, I can't.
I can't go to Antigua.

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I can't go anywhere,
I don't have a passport.

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Oh!

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You're not a pussy, Charlie.
You never were a pussy.

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I'm just in a rut... a bad one.

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I have so many responsibilities.

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Like putting Ted-O's twins
through college?

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Exactly, that is on the list.

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I mean, what the hell happened to my life?

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Can't give up hope, bud.

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Wish I could start from scratch.
Just get it right this time.

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Hey, maybe this is the weed,
I think there's some girl spying on us.

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- 5'5"?
- Yeah.

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- Dark wig?
- Yeah.

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- Button nose?
- Yeah.

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- Don't acknowledge her.
- Oh.

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It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend.

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Is she stalkin' you?

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She can't quit me.

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- I gotta talk to her.
- No, wait. Wait.

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- I miss you.
- Well... good.

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- Change your mind.
- Nope.

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- Please.
- You gotta just fucking be tough.

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Just toughen the fuck...

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Oh, I hate you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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She's gonna leave you alone now.

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No, I gave her my hotel key.

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She drove all the way out here.

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Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot
before I send her back to the zoo,

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you know what I mean.

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Damn it, man.

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You are kicking ass and taking names.
You're doing it.

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You should be doing that with me, Charlie.

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- Like we always talked about.
- Yeah.

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Hey... I hope I see you again.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Yeah. No, I'm here.

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That's right.
I got dinner.

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It's covered. I got Chinese.
Everything you want.

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I got the six egg rolls,

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four orange chickens,
two Kung Pao chickens.

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Just the way you like it.

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Oh... okay.

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Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Uh, you sure?

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Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens,
are you sure?

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- Excuse me.
- Okay, I gotta go. Bye.

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Are you the manager?

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Why, yes I am.
How can I help you?

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Can you tell me where I can find
the kitty litter aisle?

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Actually, I'm the bank manager.

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Oh...

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Palm Coast Savings is a bank
and we have nothing to do with Save & Pay.

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Kitty litter?

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It's aisle two.

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Hey.

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How was karate, boys?

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See for yourself!

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Hey, Mom, check it out.
Charlie pissed his pants.

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Are you sure
you're not yankin' my crank?

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This is real?

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All expenses paid?

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Naples, Italy?

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Naples, Florida?

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Oh!
Oh, my God, we so need this.

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- Thank you.
- What is it?

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You are not gonna believe
what just happened.

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I just won a two-day spa weekend

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at the Ritz-Carlton Resort
in Naples, Florida!

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What?

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What? How?

235
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I won the grand prize drawin'
at the reunion.

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I don't even remember there being
a drawing at the reunion.

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I don't remember the reunion.
But I'll fucking take it.

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Yeah. Woo-hoo!

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Party train.
When is it?

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- This weekend.
- Oh, that's perfect.

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Tracy is gonna get turnt up.

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Tracy?

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I thought this was our weekend together?

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Well, Charlie, it's a spa.

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It's totally
a girls' type of thing.

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- Oh.
- It's... it's... Oh!

247
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- Oh, okay.
- But, hey... Charlie,

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this will give you time
to paint the garage.

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Oh, yeah, right...

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00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:13,629
Oh, my God, they accept dogs!
Tracy's bringing Biscuit!

251
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,841
All right, that sounds fun.

252
00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:21,387
Where the fuck are the fortune cookies?

253
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:32,482
Karate chop me, you little prick.
I wasn't ready for it.

254
00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:35,485
You ready for this?

255
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:38,780
Asshole.

256
00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,358
Ahoy.

257
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,902
And then it happened.

258
00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:20,154
Permission to come aboard, skipper?

259
00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:24,033
Permission granted, little buddy.
You ready to get your drink on?

260
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:29,038
Oh, my God.
That is not a Bud Light Party Ball.

261
00:13:29,122 --> 00:13:30,790
If you put your ear to it just right,

262
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:34,836
you can still hear somebody puking
at a Def Leppard concert.

263
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:37,547
Huh? Huh?

264
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,799
Uh, but I shouldn't
have a drink right away,

265
00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:43,886
because I popped a few Dramamine just to,
you know, help me get my sea legs.

266
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,263
- Oh...
- But, um...

267
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:49,475
I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets.

268
00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:51,602
One of the cashiers at Save & Pay

269
00:13:51,686 --> 00:13:54,480
said that this is a miracle worker
for her mother-in-law.

270
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:55,815
- I get one, too?
- Yeah.

271
00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:57,567
Oh, thanks, man.

272
00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:00,611
So, uh, what do you think of my boat?

273
00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:04,240
This is... insane.
I've never seen anything like it.

274
00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:06,742
My God, I gotta join the FBI.

275
00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:08,536
How long have you had her?

276
00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,163
She's a virgin.

277
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:13,040
I want you to pop her cherry.

278
00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,585
- Me?
- Yeah. Grab this.

279
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:18,171
- What do I do?
- Come on.

280
00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:22,258
- To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names!
- There he is.

281
00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:25,011
- You fuck!
- Are you shitting me?

282
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:26,304
You brought it back to my...

283
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,806
I'm fucking with you. Yeah!

284
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:45,865
Yeah. Yeah, man.

285
00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:00,713
Hi!

286
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,089
Hi, guys!

287
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,096
Hey, girls, come on.

288
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,974
Huh?

289
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,690
Fuck, yeah.
Thank you!

290
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,070
- Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick."
- No.

291
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:26,280
Show them.
Don't even think about it.

292
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:27,573
Let's see it.
Come on! Come on!

293
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:29,700
Okay. Okay.

294
00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:36,415
- Oh!
- Boo!

295
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,461
- What the hell is that?
- Come on!

296
00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:54,517
I couldn't believe it.

297
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,769
I was having the best time
of my adult life.

298
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,486
It was like Max and I had
never been apart.

299
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:12,493
The years melted away and we were goofy
teenagers again, having nothing but fun.

300
00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:15,413
Max!

301
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:25,464
Forgetting my troubles for a while
was just what the doctor ordered.

302
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:30,636
- Wow!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

303
00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:36,475
Fuckin' A, baby!
You got dinner for us!

304
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,316
Fuck you! Fuck you!

305
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:05,921
Deep down, I knew that soon
I'd have to get back to the real world.

306
00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:08,007
But Max had a way
of making me forget all my...

307
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:36,410
Hey.

308
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,414
What's...

309
00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:56,931
Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead.

310
00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,517
What's going on?

311
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,352
Why am...
Why am I tied up?

312
00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,688
I didn't want you to freak out
when you came to.

313
00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:06,440
You think tying me to a bed's
not gonna freak me out?

314
00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:08,526
- Where the hell am I?
- You're in a motel.

315
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,904
You were snoring your balls off
for, like, 24 hours straight.

316
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,948
Wait, what? What?

317
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:16,617
Yeah, I guess I went
a little heavy on the roofies.

318
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,868
You roofied me?

319
00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:20,621
Max, please let me go.

320
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:22,790
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not a problem, buddy.

321
00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,041
Let me get you out of there.

322
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,378
I got you in a half hitch.
You know who taught me that knot?

323
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:30,381
Your father,
when we went fishing that day.

324
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:33,968
Your equilibrium's gonna be way off
'cause of the drugs.

325
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,386
So just kind of take it easy

326
00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:37,388
- when I get you free, okay?
- Uh-huh.

327
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:38,931
There you go.

328
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:44,562
I'm gonna fucking kill you!

329
00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,859
- Charlie, I told you.
- Oh, God.

330
00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:51,277
Come here.

331
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,196
Just do it, serial killer.
Kill me, get it over with!

332
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,074
I'm not gonna kill you.
What the fuck are you talking about?

333
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:59,618
Sit down.
You know why I'm not gonna kill you?

334
00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:01,704
Because you're already dead.

335
00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:03,789
- What?
- I did it, Charlie.

336
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,959
I pulled off the greatest magic act
of all time.

337
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,044
I made us disappear.

338
00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:11,338
Wait, you did what?

339
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:13,466
I faked our deaths.

340
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:15,885
Charlie, look at this.

341
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:20,556
I maxed out all my credit cards'
cash advances.

342
00:19:21,182 --> 00:19:23,976
$62,000!

343
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:26,604
Dead people don't have to pay their bills.

344
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,524
So Amex can blow me.
And you wanted a passport.

345
00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:35,529
Huh?

346
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,406
Where the fuck is it?

347
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,659
Oh!

348
00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:45,080
You are officially now
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler.

349
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:50,586
- You were sleeping.
- I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.

350
00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:51,837
Well, you can't be Butch Ryder,

351
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:55,007
'cause I already put my picture
on this one, so, you snooze, you lose.

352
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,468
Max, why are you doing this?

353
00:19:57,551 --> 00:20:00,346
So you could start from scratch.
Get a brand new life.

354
00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:01,931
I made your wish come true.

355
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:06,435
That night... I was stoned!
I didn't know what I was saying!

356
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:08,395
Where's Dr. Fishman?

357
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,898
At the bottom of the ocean...
with Butch Ryder.

358
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,567
Jesus Christ,
how many people did you kill?

359
00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:17,696
I didn't kill anybody.
I just borrowed two dead bodies.

360
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,865
Charlie, calm down.

361
00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:22,618
You have a right to be mad,
'cause I did lie to you.

362
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:23,828
I'm not in the FBI.

363
00:20:23,911 --> 00:20:26,872
I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed
of where my life turned out.

364
00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:30,584
I am a coroner.
At the city morgue.

365
00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:32,586
Mr. Falcone was right!

366
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:33,838
I stack bodies for a living.

367
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,507
Just like he uncannily predicted.

368
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,551
I can't believe this.

369
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,803
Hey, we both needed a fresh start.

370
00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:44,306
And when these two
age-appropriate bodies rolled in...

371
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:47,560
no one claimed them for a week,
I... fake-cremated them.

372
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:48,978
And I put 'em on ice.

373
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:53,023
This is exactly why I had to stop
hanging out with you, Max.

374
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:55,025
It's coming back to me.
You're crazy.

375
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:57,862
This is too much. It's too much.
I can't do it. I can't.

376
00:20:57,945 --> 00:21:01,240
Hey, you have to do this,
or we're looking at five to ten...

377
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,616
for faking our own deaths.

378
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,411
Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin'
insurance on the boat rental.

379
00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:06,912
So that...
that'll fuck me, man.

380
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:10,165
Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay?
I gotta go home.

381
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:11,876
Charlie, you wanna go home?

382
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,003
To that miserable wife and those kids?

383
00:21:14,086 --> 00:21:15,838
And the Save & Pay job?

384
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:18,591
I don't work at Save & fucking Pay!

385
00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:21,635
Charlie...

386
00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:24,221
you tried.

387
00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:31,020
- Go on.
- Um...

388
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:34,064
You made a good casserole.

389
00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:37,735
I feel real sad that you were a Democrat.

390
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,069
And, um...

391
00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:42,156
I don't know what else to say.

392
00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:44,867
I think you said it all, baby.
I think you said it all.

393
00:21:46,368 --> 00:21:50,748
Charlie McMillan and I went
to school together our entire lives.

394
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,250
The first time I actually noticed him...

395
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,628
was when he turned up at the firehouse

396
00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:59,214
to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage.

397
00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:01,759
Now, I didn't know whether to hit him...

398
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,135
or hug him!

399
00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:06,555
Predictable.

400
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:08,432
Reliable.

401
00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:10,434
Dependable!

402
00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:12,770
I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150.

403
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:16,732
Talkin' about Charlie McMillan,
who I know for a fact,

404
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:18,317
would want us to wrap this up

405
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,240
so we can get home and watch
the Dolphins game.

406
00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:22,613
Am I right?
Five and two this season.

407
00:22:22,696 --> 00:22:24,740
Can I get a "Go Fish"?

408
00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:27,159
Let's go win this one for Charlie!
Come on, honey.

409
00:22:29,453 --> 00:22:32,164
- Aw.
- This is for you.

410
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:37,628
Thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.

411
00:23:08,158 --> 00:23:09,201
Jesus.

412
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:23,132
Touchdown, Dolphins!

413
00:23:23,215 --> 00:23:24,299
Yeah!

414
00:23:26,552 --> 00:23:28,887
And that
was the moment I realized

415
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:31,557
I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead.

416
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,527
My dry-cleaner showed up?

417
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,572
Did not see that coming.
I love that guy.

418
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:49,074
Why don't you go down there
and freak him out?

419
00:23:49,158 --> 00:23:51,702
Didn't expect to see you so quick.

420
00:23:51,785 --> 00:23:54,371
You think I'd miss my killer's funeral?

421
00:23:54,455 --> 00:23:56,498
There it is.
He's back.

422
00:23:56,582 --> 00:23:58,709
- Can I take a look?
- Go ahead.

423
00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:03,005
Who's this guy in the suit?

424
00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:05,549
Is that George Michael?
I have no idea.

425
00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:07,092
And what's this?

426
00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:09,595
Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend?
Is she here, too?

427
00:24:16,852 --> 00:24:18,562
What is she doing?

428
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:20,105
Come on.

429
00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:22,691
Cut that shit.

430
00:24:25,194 --> 00:24:27,362
Hey, buddy.
You know you didn't really die.

431
00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:28,906
Why are you getting so worked up?

432
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,115
Oh.

433
00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:32,075
Got a little too real for me for a minute.

434
00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:36,330
All right, well, this is it.

435
00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:39,291
So, what now, Butch Ryder?
You got me.

436
00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:40,459
Well, we're free men.

437
00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:42,711
We can do
whatever the fuck we want now.

438
00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:46,131
Actually, I stumbled upon something
that might be worth investigating.

439
00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:47,257
- Okay.
- See this key?

440
00:24:47,341 --> 00:24:49,301
- Yeah.
- Pick it up.

441
00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:50,719
Smell it.

442
00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:52,596
Mmm.

443
00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:53,847
Smells like shit.

444
00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:56,099
'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass.

445
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:03,315
Why would you be digging up
some dead guy's ass?

446
00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,943
You'd be surprised how many people
hide stuff up their ass.

447
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,778
Important stuff.

448
00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:09,321
Pick it up, one more time.

449
00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:10,405
Here.

450
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:15,786
Just, uh... What do you think?
What could that open up?

451
00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:20,123
This is a level 5-A security key.

452
00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:22,251
How fucking smart are you?

453
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,503
Based on the tooth pattern,
I'd say it's foreign.

454
00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:26,505
Number suggests a Latin country.

455
00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:30,634
And the fact that it was
up some dead guy's butt...

456
00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:32,719
I would say it's a safety deposit box key.

457
00:25:32,803 --> 00:25:36,807
Charlie! How the fuck did you do that?
Could we find it?

458
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:38,725
May I?

459
00:25:39,726 --> 00:25:43,438
As a manager of a bank,
I have access to a federal database.

460
00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:45,023
Should be able to provide a match.

461
00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,359
Let's go, baby.

462
00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:52,656
What?

463
00:25:52,739 --> 00:25:55,492
Oh, man.
Oh, man, this is it.

464
00:25:56,493 --> 00:26:03,333
That looks nice.
Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico.

465
00:26:20,434 --> 00:26:22,644
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

466
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:38,118
Oh, no. They might have a
biometric identification process.

467
00:26:38,201 --> 00:26:39,536
That means we need fingerprints.

468
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,830
Wish you would have told me that
before I blew up the bodies.

469
00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:43,165
I would have saved the hands.

470
00:26:43,248 --> 00:26:46,608
Well, hopefully, they have what's known as
a "document-based identification process."

471
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:50,380
Just let me charm
the fucking skirt off this señorita.

472
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:57,304
It's nice to be back.

473
00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,432
Assuming I've been here before...

474
00:27:00,515 --> 00:27:02,976
which I would know, obviously.

475
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:07,981
Have we met?

476
00:27:08,732 --> 00:27:10,734
No, I don't believe we have.

477
00:27:10,817 --> 00:27:13,320
Right, 'cause you got
a very forgettable face.

478
00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:16,883
You want people to remember you,
maybe get a personality, right?

479
00:27:17,908 --> 00:27:20,786
You're not one of the Mario brothers,
are you?

480
00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:22,329
Hey, since his ID is in order,

481
00:27:22,412 --> 00:27:25,624
we'd like to be taken
to the safety deposit room immediately

482
00:27:25,707 --> 00:27:27,334
and be given privacy,

483
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:30,504
which is our right
under the Banking Act of 1938.

484
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,341
Of course.

485
00:27:36,718 --> 00:27:39,471
Oh, it fits.

486
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:42,933
- Shit.
- Oh... it's a big one.

487
00:27:44,351 --> 00:27:45,769
- God!
- A little heavy for ya?

488
00:27:45,852 --> 00:27:46,979
Um, I got it.

489
00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,609
Whoa!

490
00:27:52,693 --> 00:27:55,028
I always wanted one of these.
A tablet! Dibs!

491
00:27:55,112 --> 00:27:56,822
Look at this!
All this money!

492
00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:58,407
Dibs! Dibs! On the money!

493
00:27:58,490 --> 00:28:02,035
Max, there's gotta be like a
million bucks in here! You're rich!

494
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,119
That's great!

495
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:05,872
Oh, and this.
What's this?

496
00:28:06,832 --> 00:28:07,874
There's a note.

497
00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:13,755
"Butch, here are the keys
to your secret hideaway,

498
00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:17,426
where I know you'll find
the peace and quiet you're looking for.

499
00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:20,804
I hope you enjoy many happy,
healthy years here.

500
00:28:20,887 --> 00:28:25,517
You deserve it, you sexy bastard.
Love... Dakota."

501
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,729
Ooh, Dakota sounds hot.

502
00:28:29,479 --> 00:28:32,482
Yeah. There's the key!

503
00:28:32,566 --> 00:28:36,445
And it doesn't smell like shit.
I hope it has a good view!

504
00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:44,953
- Ah!
- Jesus.

505
00:28:45,037 --> 00:28:46,663
What?

506
00:28:46,747 --> 00:28:48,332
Who lived here, Bill Gates?

507
00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:51,084
Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith.

508
00:28:52,878 --> 00:28:54,629
Full bar!

509
00:28:54,713 --> 00:28:56,673
Oh, dude.

510
00:28:58,300 --> 00:28:59,843
Puerto Rico!

511
00:29:01,011 --> 00:29:03,764
There's, like, five houses in this house.

512
00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:05,182
Another pool!

513
00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,189
Place is gorgeous!

514
00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:17,402
We're gonna have the best time here, bud.

515
00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:21,406
Yeah!

516
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:28,080
- Don't tell me you hid more bodies?
- No.

517
00:29:28,163 --> 00:29:30,624
I got dibs on the master suite.

518
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:34,002
- I got dibs on the Ferrari!
- Oh...

519
00:29:34,086 --> 00:29:35,087
You dick.

520
00:29:54,231 --> 00:29:56,900
Yeah. That's it?

521
00:29:56,983 --> 00:29:58,944
No... Hey!

522
00:29:59,027 --> 00:30:00,195
- Hey!
- Hey!

523
00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:05,242
Hi, I wanted, real quick...
Just one second, if I could.

524
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:09,871
I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
Hola, everybody.

525
00:30:09,955 --> 00:30:14,418
I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari
and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish.

526
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:20,632
I moved here, just down the road,
into a massive beachfront mansion.

527
00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:22,759
I just wanna tell you
that I'm gonna be getting drunk here

528
00:30:22,843 --> 00:30:24,511
every night for the rest of my life.

529
00:30:24,594 --> 00:30:29,683
The good news is, I'm buying your drinks
for the rest of your lives!

530
00:30:31,601 --> 00:30:32,727
I just...

531
00:30:32,811 --> 00:30:34,229
- Will you do... Yeah.
- I'll do it, I'll do it.

532
00:30:34,312 --> 00:30:36,565
And play "Who Let The Dogs Out."

533
00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:38,066
Who let the...

534
00:30:41,236 --> 00:30:42,654
Are you out of your fucking mind, man?

535
00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:44,823
What are you bringing
so much attention to us for?

536
00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:47,576
No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman.

537
00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:49,286
And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder.

538
00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:52,497
But don't you think maybe somebody here
might know those guys for real?

539
00:30:52,581 --> 00:30:54,040
We don't even look like 'em.

540
00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:55,709
What do they look like?

541
00:30:59,004 --> 00:31:00,005
Oh, shit.

542
00:31:00,964 --> 00:31:02,632
Oh, my God!

543
00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:03,967
Oh, he's got tattoos.

544
00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:06,553
You have to get
those exact same tattoos as Butch.

545
00:31:06,636 --> 00:31:07,929
I do, do I?

546
00:31:08,013 --> 00:31:11,183
If Dr. Fishman has tattoos,
I'd go get 'em.

547
00:31:11,266 --> 00:31:14,936
He didn't have a tattoo,
but there's somethin' else that he had.

548
00:31:18,273 --> 00:31:21,276
Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring,
I don't care.

549
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:22,944
You don't put this in your ear.

550
00:31:23,028 --> 00:31:24,321
Where does it go?

551
00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:34,122
Kickin' ass
and takin' names, baby!

552
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,585
Yeah!

553
00:31:52,349 --> 00:31:53,934
Hmm...

554
00:31:54,017 --> 00:31:56,019
Hmm... hmm...

555
00:32:01,316 --> 00:32:03,193
No!

556
00:32:08,698 --> 00:32:09,783
Want a Popsicle?

557
00:32:09,866 --> 00:32:12,285
Do we have any cherry ones left?

558
00:32:12,369 --> 00:32:13,662
Yeah, one more.

559
00:32:13,745 --> 00:32:16,081
- Yes.
- Proud of you, man.

560
00:32:16,164 --> 00:32:18,500
You earned my respect last night.
You're a tough guy.

561
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:21,753
You know, I wish
I did invent time travel.

562
00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:23,880
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause I would go back to last night

563
00:32:23,964 --> 00:32:26,216
and not put a hole in my tongue!

564
00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:29,803
Jeez...
How many weird apps are here?

565
00:32:29,886 --> 00:32:31,346
Jenga.

566
00:32:31,429 --> 00:32:33,848
Why are you still
messing with that?

567
00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:35,767
Yeah, you're a computer genius.

568
00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:38,478
You think there's any place
they could have hid something on here?

569
00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:40,814
You know, like, behind a firewall
or some shit?

570
00:32:40,897 --> 00:32:43,483
It's not a computer.
It's a tablet.

571
00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:48,363
There is no firewall. What's on there
that's hidden you need to find?

572
00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:52,867
Some amateur porn?
Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota?

573
00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:54,911
If I'm gonna be Butch,
I gotta know all his moves.

574
00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:58,832
Does he slap ass?
Is he a nipple flicker? Or...

575
00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:02,043
does he whip out the dildo
and go to town with that?

576
00:33:02,127 --> 00:33:03,128
Oh, that sounds like a party.

577
00:33:03,211 --> 00:33:05,505
Hi, I hope I'm not intruding.

578
00:33:05,589 --> 00:33:08,425
I'm Dawn DeFazio.
I'm your next door neighbor.

579
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:11,094
Oh, hey, Dawn.
I'm Butch Ryder.

580
00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:14,347
This is my best friend, uh,
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.

581
00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:16,266
The P stands for "pussy pounder."

582
00:33:17,934 --> 00:33:20,103
It's great to finally meet you.

583
00:33:20,186 --> 00:33:22,355
I was starting to think
you were never gonna move in.

584
00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:24,524
Yeah, the movers were here
about a month ago,

585
00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:27,402
but they were so hush-hush
about who was movin' in here.

586
00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:30,447
Like it was the president
or George Clooney or somethin'.

587
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:32,032
Ah, that's interesting.

588
00:33:32,115 --> 00:33:34,784
I don't know what the big secret was.
It's just us.

589
00:33:34,868 --> 00:33:36,077
What do you think?

590
00:33:36,161 --> 00:33:37,579
You want a Corona?

591
00:33:37,662 --> 00:33:39,873
I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair,
but we don't got no more.

592
00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:42,083
Maybe Dr. Ron'll
make you a little room.

593
00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,210
Ooh. Oh, I would love to.

594
00:33:44,294 --> 00:33:46,671
But actually, I'm running late
for my mani-pedi.

595
00:33:46,755 --> 00:33:50,967
I gotta get all pretty for tonight.
Oh, you two should come with.

596
00:33:51,051 --> 00:33:53,386
It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro.

597
00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:11,738
- Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy.
- Really?

598
00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:14,866
You don't think this is too Magnum?

599
00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:17,202
You could never go too Magnum.

600
00:34:17,285 --> 00:34:18,828
Maybe lose the hat, though.

601
00:34:20,038 --> 00:34:21,790
Ooh, hola, neighbors.

602
00:34:21,873 --> 00:34:25,877
- Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan.
- Ah.

603
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,547
Dawn dragged me along to make sure she
doesn't do anything to embarrass herself.

604
00:34:29,631 --> 00:34:30,924
Who's watching you, then?

605
00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:32,592
- Oh, you're funny.
- Mmm-hmm.

606
00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:36,554
Buenas noches. Welcome to
Rum Runner night here at Club Oro.

607
00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:39,349
I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your
shooter boy for the evening.

608
00:34:39,432 --> 00:34:42,310
Jorge, nice to meet you.
Who's this crazy fuck over here?

609
00:34:42,394 --> 00:34:45,480
Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training.

610
00:34:45,563 --> 00:34:47,691
He's just watching, observing,
no need to worry.

611
00:34:47,774 --> 00:34:48,942
How can I help you?

612
00:34:49,025 --> 00:34:50,944
How about four Panty Droppers?

613
00:34:51,027 --> 00:34:54,072
Oh, yeah!
Naughty, naughty, naughty!

614
00:34:54,155 --> 00:34:55,699
- Whoo!
- Hey!

615
00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:59,703
Jorge, I don't think it worked.

616
00:34:59,786 --> 00:35:02,622
Maybe they're not wearing panties.

617
00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:04,457
Guilty!

618
00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:24,519
Wow!

619
00:35:24,602 --> 00:35:27,731
- You boys can still bust a move, huh?
- Oh, yeah!

620
00:35:27,814 --> 00:35:29,733
Not bad for a couple of old farts.

621
00:35:29,816 --> 00:35:32,485
Please, I got you both beat.
How old are you?

622
00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:34,863
I'll put it to you this way,
we're over the speed limit.

623
00:35:34,946 --> 00:35:37,115
- No way! Y'all aren't 55.
- Mmm-mmm.

624
00:35:37,198 --> 00:35:40,368
You're right, Joan.
This guy just had his 57th birthday.

625
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:45,248
Well, I've never been
afraid of doing over 55.

626
00:35:45,331 --> 00:35:48,501
Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat.

627
00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:50,754
We need to make a pit stop
in the little girls' room.

628
00:35:50,837 --> 00:35:53,715
Don't flood your engines
in there, huh?

629
00:35:53,798 --> 00:35:55,592
We got a long ride ahead of us.

630
00:35:56,968 --> 00:35:59,596
Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em
that we're in our mid-'50s?

631
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:02,348
Whenever a chick asks me my age,
I always add ten years.

632
00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:03,433
Why do you do that?

633
00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:06,227
You tell them your real age,
they just shrug. No big deal.

634
00:36:06,311 --> 00:36:08,563
Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth.

635
00:36:08,646 --> 00:36:11,858
No wonder that chick stalks you.
Where did you learn to talk like this?

636
00:36:11,941 --> 00:36:13,485
You ever been in a threesome?

637
00:36:14,402 --> 00:36:17,864
I'm not guaranteeing anything, but,
uh, let's try to get that done for you.

638
00:36:17,947 --> 00:36:19,741
Are you shitting me?

639
00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:29,751
You gotta stop staring at me.

640
00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:31,419
Oh, sorry.

641
00:36:34,047 --> 00:36:37,592
You're still staring at me, man.
That's poor three-way etiquette.

642
00:36:37,675 --> 00:36:40,053
All right, Jorge.
Come on, rookie mistake.

643
00:36:40,136 --> 00:36:42,764
Why don't you let the doctor
get a turn in the cockpit, huh?

644
00:36:42,847 --> 00:36:44,224
Rotate for a minute.

645
00:36:44,307 --> 00:36:46,100
Okay, I'm cool.

646
00:36:46,184 --> 00:36:49,270
I'm gonna go take a dookie.
I'll be back in two. Got it?

647
00:36:50,063 --> 00:36:52,023
I'll just... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna chill here.

648
00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:56,486
Taking notes?
Good man.

649
00:36:56,569 --> 00:36:57,904
Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what?

650
00:36:57,987 --> 00:36:59,197
Let me hop in the saddle.

651
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,449
My fuckin' arthritis
in my knees is killin' me.

652
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,326
- Oh, okay. That's fine.
- Yeah, okay.

653
00:37:04,118 --> 00:37:06,579
This is not what
I had in mind when you said threesome!

654
00:37:06,663 --> 00:37:08,998
It's not my fault Joan passed out.

655
00:37:09,082 --> 00:37:10,500
But why shooter boy?

656
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,585
I don't know, you're the one
who loves staring at him.

657
00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:13,670
Hey, Dawn.

658
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,421
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

659
00:37:15,505 --> 00:37:17,549
The, uh, mover guys...

660
00:37:17,632 --> 00:37:20,426
did they happen to give you
any information about us?

661
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:21,970
No.

662
00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:24,097
But I play tennis
with your real estate lady

663
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,682
and she told me something.

664
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:28,142
But she said not to repeat it to anyone.

665
00:37:28,226 --> 00:37:31,104
Oh, well, we're all getting close
here tonight, come on.

666
00:37:31,855 --> 00:37:35,942
Well, she said that the buyers, you guys,
seemed to be in an awful hurry.

667
00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:38,361
Like, maybe you were
on the run or somethin'.

668
00:37:38,444 --> 00:37:39,654
"On the run"?

669
00:37:39,737 --> 00:37:42,031
You bad boys.

670
00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:46,870
- Oh! Oh, that's wonderful.
- Uh-huh.

671
00:37:46,953 --> 00:37:49,330
- Oh, thank you.
- Ah...

672
00:37:49,414 --> 00:37:52,166
You're welcome.

673
00:37:54,711 --> 00:37:56,296
Snake delivery!

674
00:37:57,338 --> 00:37:58,590
This the right address?

675
00:37:59,591 --> 00:38:01,926
Oh, shit.
Who ordered that?

676
00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:06,139
All right, Charlie.
Enjoy the view.

677
00:38:06,222 --> 00:38:10,226
Yo, what's up with the AC?
I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here.

678
00:38:10,852 --> 00:38:12,687
I'm sorry.

679
00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:19,152
Oh! There's the sex machine.

680
00:38:19,861 --> 00:38:21,154
Morning.

681
00:38:21,237 --> 00:38:22,989
You must be hungry.

682
00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:27,118
One or two sausages?

683
00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:31,080
- One.
- Just the one. Okay.

684
00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:34,642
Would it be better if there were two...

685
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:36,294
sweaty eggs underneath it?

686
00:38:36,377 --> 00:38:38,588
Come on.

687
00:38:38,671 --> 00:38:42,050
I gotta say, bud. You like it.
Right here, I'll just...

688
00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:48,139
Can I get some food?

689
00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:49,849
Last one...

690
00:38:51,976 --> 00:38:55,647
Gotta be happy, though.
The tongue ring, Dawn dug it.

691
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,856
So did Jorge.

692
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,275
Can we not talk about last night again?
Ever?

693
00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:00,401
All right.

694
00:39:00,485 --> 00:39:02,236
Everything was in balance, though, man.

695
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,781
Dawn says that her husband
cheats on her all the time.

696
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,325
- Wait, she's married?
- Yeah, she's married.

697
00:39:07,408 --> 00:39:09,953
Who do you think we're playing
golf with on Sunday?

698
00:39:10,036 --> 00:39:12,622
Are you fucking with me?

699
00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:14,248
No, we're playing golf with the guy.
I just...

700
00:39:14,332 --> 00:39:16,876
That face you just made
reminded me of last night with the dick,

701
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,419
when it came out, you were like...

702
00:39:18,503 --> 00:39:20,630
By the way,
I think that snake was a cobra,

703
00:39:20,713 --> 00:39:22,840
because it had a hood and a flat head.

704
00:39:22,924 --> 00:39:24,342
It was so gross.

705
00:39:25,677 --> 00:39:27,136
You let that happen.

706
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,722
I gotta sit down.
I'm dizzy.

707
00:39:29,806 --> 00:39:31,726
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?

708
00:39:31,766 --> 00:39:34,811
Yes, the king is fucking hungover.

709
00:39:36,729 --> 00:39:37,730
Wow.

710
00:39:39,148 --> 00:39:41,567
Look at this.
You see that?

711
00:39:41,651 --> 00:39:43,361
Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman.

712
00:39:43,444 --> 00:39:44,487
They knew each other.

713
00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:47,573
Yeah, they got brought in together,
I assumed they were friends.

714
00:39:47,657 --> 00:39:49,158
Well, who's the girl?
Is that Dakota?

715
00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:51,369
No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick.

716
00:39:51,452 --> 00:39:52,954
That's yours, buddy.

717
00:39:53,037 --> 00:39:55,623
Your girlfriend or, uh...
look at the ring.

718
00:39:55,707 --> 00:39:57,375
Your wife.

719
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,294
I'm married!
She's a babe.

720
00:40:00,378 --> 00:40:03,506
Yeah, look at you
fallin' in love all over again.

721
00:40:03,589 --> 00:40:05,341
Forgot about Jorge, did you?

722
00:40:11,889 --> 00:40:14,225
Whoo!

723
00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:24,527
Fuck.

724
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:37,498
Hey!

725
00:40:37,582 --> 00:40:40,168
We got an underwater doorbell!

726
00:40:40,251 --> 00:40:41,919
Butch Ryder knew how to live!

727
00:40:42,003 --> 00:40:43,212
Fuck yeah, man.

728
00:40:43,296 --> 00:40:46,924
All right, you swim.
It's probably Dawn, ready for round two.

729
00:40:47,008 --> 00:40:49,302
Is that what the bell means, round two?

730
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,904
What the fuck is this?

731
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,409
Cheese...

732
00:41:14,911 --> 00:41:15,953
lettuce...

733
00:41:17,163 --> 00:41:18,748
Ah... No! Mustard.

734
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,919
Not too much.

735
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,171
Ooh!

736
00:41:26,255 --> 00:41:28,966
Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman!

737
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,718
What? Well, who are you?

738
00:41:30,802 --> 00:41:34,013
You know who the fuck I am!
And you know what you did!

739
00:41:34,097 --> 00:41:35,306
No, I don't.

740
00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:37,975
You tag-teamed my wife!

741
00:41:38,059 --> 00:41:41,771
Yeah, she told me all about your...
your little snake delivery!

742
00:41:41,854 --> 00:41:43,106
My snake delivery?

743
00:41:43,189 --> 00:41:45,483
That wasn't me!
That was Jorge, the shooter boy!

744
00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:47,527
- Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out!
- No, I can't.

745
00:41:47,610 --> 00:41:49,779
- Get out of the fucking pool!
- It's not a good idea.

746
00:41:49,862 --> 00:41:51,239
You're not gonna come out?

747
00:41:51,322 --> 00:41:53,032
I'll come in there and break
your fucking skull.

748
00:41:53,116 --> 00:41:54,200
No! No, listen.

749
00:41:54,283 --> 00:41:56,369
Let's talk about this.
Let's have a beer together.

750
00:41:57,787 --> 00:41:58,830
What the...

751
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,543
What the...

752
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,804
Ow!

753
00:42:26,399 --> 00:42:28,401
And that's where the shit
really hit the fan.

754
00:42:28,484 --> 00:42:31,904
I was about to die for real
and I was not ready for that.

755
00:42:31,988 --> 00:42:34,866
Luckily, my friend Max was keeping
another secret from me...

756
00:42:36,701 --> 00:42:38,411
Daddy's got you.

757
00:42:38,494 --> 00:42:41,539
He was Action fucking Jackson.

758
00:43:00,850 --> 00:43:03,769
Aren't you a little fucking tall
for gymnastics?

759
00:43:10,276 --> 00:43:13,321
- Oh!
- Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run!

760
00:43:13,404 --> 00:43:14,724
- Come on. Go. You're Ron.
- Yeah.

761
00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:39,472
Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct.

762
00:43:39,555 --> 00:43:42,808
Ryder and Fishman have
returned from the dead.

763
00:43:42,892 --> 00:43:46,646
These two gentlemen have
taken over their identities.

764
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,488
Out of all the dead bodies in the world...
you pick the most wanted man in America?

765
00:43:57,073 --> 00:43:58,199
Stop swiping!

766
00:43:59,492 --> 00:44:01,077
How could you not have
researched these guys?

767
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,453
I researched them.

768
00:44:02,536 --> 00:44:06,958
Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor
with an impeccable record,

769
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,293
who, unfortunately,
got two bullets to the head.

770
00:44:09,377 --> 00:44:11,254
You said he died of natural causes!

771
00:44:11,337 --> 00:44:13,839
You naturally die
if you get two bullets to the head!

772
00:44:13,923 --> 00:44:15,424
Maybe I'm not good with words.

773
00:44:15,508 --> 00:44:18,761
Who the hell are you, man?
And don't lie to me again!

774
00:44:18,844 --> 00:44:20,596
Okay, stop freaking out.

775
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,349
You're right, I'm not a coroner.

776
00:44:24,016 --> 00:44:25,017
I'm a fucking...

777
00:44:25,935 --> 00:44:27,687
guidance counselor.

778
00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:29,188
Shut the fuck up.

779
00:44:29,272 --> 00:44:32,400
How could a guidance counselor
take on trained assassins?

780
00:44:32,483 --> 00:44:34,110
I went to police academy.

781
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:37,571
I wanted to be a motorcycle cop.
I took it very serious.

782
00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:40,074
I was number one in the class
in marksmanship.

783
00:44:40,157 --> 00:44:41,197
Then why aren't you a cop?

784
00:44:41,242 --> 00:44:44,287
- 'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie.
- You couldn't pop a wheelie?

785
00:44:44,370 --> 00:44:47,456
And I didn't fare too well
on the psychological exam.

786
00:44:48,290 --> 00:44:51,002
That I believe. Wow.

787
00:44:51,085 --> 00:44:53,170
Now, where did you get these dead bodies?

788
00:44:53,254 --> 00:44:55,506
I found them dead.

789
00:44:55,589 --> 00:44:58,467
They were... gone.
I didn't kill 'em.

790
00:44:58,551 --> 00:45:00,970
And you never thought, for once,
that maybe their family,

791
00:45:01,053 --> 00:45:02,847
maybe their friends, a cop,

792
00:45:02,930 --> 00:45:06,058
a ten-foot-tall assassin
might come lookin' for 'em?

793
00:45:06,142 --> 00:45:09,895
No... but I guess that's why
I should've come clean before.

794
00:45:09,979 --> 00:45:13,649
You always think shit through
better than I do.

795
00:45:14,734 --> 00:45:16,527
What's our next move?
What do we do now?

796
00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:18,988
What do we do? That's easy.
We turn ourselves in.

797
00:45:19,071 --> 00:45:20,906
Okay.
I want to do that, too.

798
00:45:20,990 --> 00:45:23,576
We're looking at 25 to 30 years,
but I can handle that.

799
00:45:23,659 --> 00:45:25,953
No! No, you said it was five to ten.

800
00:45:26,037 --> 00:45:29,623
That was before we stole all that money.
And we shot Dawn's husband.

801
00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:31,208
You shot Dawn's husband!

802
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,711
I only shot him
because you tag-teamed his wife,

803
00:45:33,794 --> 00:45:35,087
you fucking degenerate.

804
00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:37,965
What do you think a Puerto Rican jury
is gonna say about that?

805
00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:40,134
Oh, my God, we're screwed.

806
00:45:40,926 --> 00:45:42,636
- God, I'm an idiot.
- No, no, no, no, no.

807
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,513
- We can get out of this.
- I'm so stupid.

808
00:45:44,597 --> 00:45:48,559
All we gotta do is find out why these guys
wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em.

809
00:45:48,642 --> 00:45:51,145
They're involved with somethin'
fuckin' shady, right?

810
00:45:51,228 --> 00:45:53,898
The mob or drugs or some shit,
I don't know.

811
00:45:53,981 --> 00:45:55,566
- Yeah.
- You know who would know?

812
00:45:55,649 --> 00:45:56,650
Who would know?

813
00:45:57,693 --> 00:46:00,237
Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife...

814
00:46:00,321 --> 00:46:03,157
who happens to be pretty hot, by the way.

815
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:06,452
So we decided to go back
to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman.

816
00:46:06,535 --> 00:46:10,956
As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max,
it was my only option.

817
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,334
And with no place to live
and no way to get around,

818
00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:15,336
we found a way to combine the two.

819
00:46:19,757 --> 00:46:21,425
We found the house easy enough

820
00:46:21,509 --> 00:46:23,511
but we couldn't just go up
and knock on the door.

821
00:46:23,594 --> 00:46:26,430
Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman
had to seem accidental.

822
00:46:32,144 --> 00:46:35,106
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you like that, do you?

823
00:46:36,107 --> 00:46:37,149
I know you like that.

824
00:46:37,233 --> 00:46:40,194
'Cause you're my dirty,

825
00:46:40,277 --> 00:46:42,613
crazy, sweet girl.

826
00:46:42,696 --> 00:46:44,406
- Max?
- Oh!

827
00:46:45,574 --> 00:46:46,909
What's up?

828
00:46:47,409 --> 00:46:48,536
What are you doing?

829
00:46:48,619 --> 00:46:50,538
What was I doing?

830
00:46:50,663 --> 00:46:54,083
I, uh... was having some fun,
I guess, you know.

831
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:56,669
We all didn't get to play
Three Amigos the other night.

832
00:46:56,752 --> 00:46:58,838
So, I was just looking for some relief.

833
00:47:00,256 --> 00:47:02,424
You... Who were you talking to?

834
00:47:02,508 --> 00:47:06,470
I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh,
"Dial-a-boner."

835
00:47:06,554 --> 00:47:09,515
A girl talks dirty to you
while you fuck a doll.

836
00:47:09,598 --> 00:47:12,351
It's five bucks a minute.
Good to be back in the States.

837
00:47:12,434 --> 00:47:15,437
You say that like it's so normal.

838
00:47:16,856 --> 00:47:18,190
Oh, there she is.
There she is.

839
00:47:18,274 --> 00:47:19,400
Oh, shit.

840
00:47:23,028 --> 00:47:24,029
Yeah.

841
00:47:24,113 --> 00:47:26,574
Well, doc,
your wife has a very nice body.

842
00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,075
What's the plan?

843
00:47:28,159 --> 00:47:29,799
- Follow her. Just follow her.
- What? Yeah?

844
00:47:29,869 --> 00:47:31,370
You can do this.
You can do this.

845
00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:34,415
Go, go, go.
Don't let her get too far away.

846
00:47:43,841 --> 00:47:45,134
What the fuck?

847
00:47:45,217 --> 00:47:47,303
Oh, my God!

848
00:47:47,386 --> 00:47:50,097
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Are you all right?

849
00:47:50,181 --> 00:47:52,141
Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?

850
00:47:52,224 --> 00:47:54,310
That's why I bought you a phone book!

851
00:47:54,393 --> 00:47:56,687
So you could see
over the fucking steering wheel!

852
00:47:56,770 --> 00:47:58,314
Sit on it next time!

853
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,357
It's okay, sweetheart.
I'm an EMT.

854
00:48:00,441 --> 00:48:03,235
Let me just make sure you're all right,
check your head.

855
00:48:03,319 --> 00:48:04,820
What's your name, dear?

856
00:48:04,904 --> 00:48:06,113
Heather Fishman.

857
00:48:06,197 --> 00:48:08,741
And how many asshole drivers
can you see right now?

858
00:48:09,491 --> 00:48:12,119
- One.
- Right on the money. Good.

859
00:48:12,203 --> 00:48:14,121
So, can we get you back to your house?

860
00:48:14,205 --> 00:48:15,831
- Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
- Yeah.

861
00:48:15,915 --> 00:48:16,999
Oh!

862
00:48:17,082 --> 00:48:18,584
Easy, easy, easy, easy.

863
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:21,670
I just wanna say,
even though I'm friends with him,

864
00:48:21,754 --> 00:48:25,341
if you choose to sue him,
I will testify on your behalf.

865
00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:26,508
Not a problem.

866
00:48:26,592 --> 00:48:29,220
Aw, that's sweet of you,
but I don't think that'll be necessary.

867
00:48:29,303 --> 00:48:30,804
- I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise.
- Yeah?

868
00:48:30,888 --> 00:48:32,306
- Yeah.
- How about the ice?

869
00:48:32,389 --> 00:48:33,515
- Let's get the ice.
- I know. I got it.

870
00:48:33,599 --> 00:48:35,851
- Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay.
- Yeah, that's right.

871
00:48:35,935 --> 00:48:37,519
All right, here you go.
I'm gonna...

872
00:48:37,603 --> 00:48:38,938
- I'll put it right there.
- Okay.

873
00:48:39,021 --> 00:48:40,898
I think if you elevate it
above your heart,

874
00:48:40,981 --> 00:48:42,816
that's what's supposed to be good for it.

875
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,526
It's actually my other knee.

876
00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:48,322
Okay, all right. So, lift that up.
And I'll put the ice like this.

877
00:48:48,405 --> 00:48:50,074
What are you doing right now?

878
00:48:50,157 --> 00:48:52,201
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
- Ow!

879
00:48:52,284 --> 00:48:53,410
I'm sorry, I didn't...

880
00:48:53,494 --> 00:48:55,412
- It's fine.
- Here. Here. Okay.

881
00:48:55,496 --> 00:48:58,707
Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous
every time he likes somebody.

882
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:00,251
Whoops, did I say that?

883
00:49:01,877 --> 00:49:03,837
Oh, you want us to get that for you?

884
00:49:03,921 --> 00:49:06,507
- Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it.
- But your knee...

885
00:49:06,590 --> 00:49:07,841
You guys can leave, I'm fine.

886
00:49:07,925 --> 00:49:09,551
- Honestly, guys, you can leave.
- Sure.

887
00:49:09,635 --> 00:49:10,636
What do we do?

888
00:49:21,313 --> 00:49:22,940
Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry.

889
00:49:23,023 --> 00:49:24,441
I'm gonna have to get you out of here.

890
00:49:24,525 --> 00:49:25,526
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

891
00:49:29,613 --> 00:49:30,823
Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman!

892
00:49:30,906 --> 00:49:32,157
Wait! Wait! Wait! Please!

893
00:49:32,241 --> 00:49:34,034
We're here to help you,
not hurt you, I promise.

894
00:49:34,118 --> 00:49:36,161
We got off on the wrong foot.
My name is Charlie.

895
00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:39,999
What the fuck?

896
00:49:40,082 --> 00:49:43,002
Please, let me go!

897
00:49:55,139 --> 00:49:56,223
Let me out!

898
00:49:56,307 --> 00:49:57,391
- Let me out!
- Heather!

899
00:49:57,474 --> 00:49:59,226
- Let me out!
- Calm down!

900
00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:01,353
Calm down, we're the good guys,
I promise you.

901
00:50:01,437 --> 00:50:02,855
- You have to trust us. Please.
- "Trust you"?

902
00:50:02,938 --> 00:50:05,065
You kidnap me, and you hit me
with a Winnebago...

903
00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:06,275
We did that for a reason!

904
00:50:06,358 --> 00:50:08,736
- "A reason"?
- Listen to me, I have proof.

905
00:50:08,819 --> 00:50:10,112
- We are not lying.
- You better show me proof!

906
00:50:10,195 --> 00:50:12,406
Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband.

907
00:50:13,741 --> 00:50:15,868
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?

908
00:50:15,951 --> 00:50:17,077
She wanted proof!

909
00:50:17,161 --> 00:50:19,955
A dead, naked picture of him
makes us look like the bad guys.

910
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:21,123
- Hey, I don't know.
- Don't you think?

911
00:50:21,206 --> 00:50:23,125
Can you please pull over?
I can't breathe.

912
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,408
- It's so hot in here.
- I'll pull over! I'll pull over!

913
00:50:27,129 --> 00:50:28,297
- She's upset.
- Yeah.

914
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,215
She's upset.

915
00:50:30,299 --> 00:50:33,302
Do you think we could run to the doctor
for two seconds, I just feel like this...

916
00:50:33,385 --> 00:50:36,055
We don't got time, buddy.
Just get over that.

917
00:50:36,138 --> 00:50:37,848
So Ronnie's really gone?

918
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,018
Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so.

919
00:50:41,101 --> 00:50:42,561
I have been looking for him.

920
00:50:42,644 --> 00:50:45,522
I kept praying that he was safe, but...

921
00:50:45,606 --> 00:50:47,608
deep down,
I knew something bad had happened.

922
00:50:47,691 --> 00:50:50,444
We are so sorry for your loss.

923
00:50:50,527 --> 00:50:53,864
If it's any consolation,
your husband went quickly and peacefully.

924
00:50:53,947 --> 00:50:55,949
Just...

925
00:50:56,033 --> 00:50:57,201
two shots to the skull,

926
00:50:57,284 --> 00:50:59,661
- right through there, then...
- out the end.

927
00:50:59,745 --> 00:51:00,746
Oh, my God!

928
00:51:00,829 --> 00:51:02,831
What he says is...

929
00:51:02,915 --> 00:51:06,752
He's saying that we're very sorry,
but we also have one more problem.

930
00:51:06,835 --> 00:51:09,838
You see, there are some people out there
that think I'm your husband,

931
00:51:09,922 --> 00:51:11,715
- and they're trying to kill me.
- Right.

932
00:51:11,799 --> 00:51:13,258
Why do they think you're Ronnie?

933
00:51:13,342 --> 00:51:16,678
Well, he stole your husband's ID
and started impersonating him.

934
00:51:16,762 --> 00:51:19,390
He's also wearing his clothes
like a fucking weirdo.

935
00:51:19,473 --> 00:51:22,226
We figure the same people
that are trying to kill us...

936
00:51:22,309 --> 00:51:23,477
are the ones who shot your husband.

937
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,854
"Us"? And who are you pretending to be?

938
00:51:25,938 --> 00:51:27,898
The legendary Butch Ryder.

939
00:51:27,981 --> 00:51:29,525
Butch Ryder?

940
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:31,068
- You know him?
- Yeah.

941
00:51:31,151 --> 00:51:32,236
Yeah.

942
00:51:32,903 --> 00:51:35,948
We found pictures of you and your husband
on Butch's tablet.

943
00:51:36,031 --> 00:51:38,200
Was he a patient of his or something?

944
00:51:38,283 --> 00:51:42,830
No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore.
He ran a pharmaceutical research firm.

945
00:51:42,955 --> 00:51:45,833
Butch was his friend.
They used to ride motorcycles together.

946
00:51:45,916 --> 00:51:47,960
He... he said he was a fun guy.

947
00:51:48,043 --> 00:51:51,588
Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's
Most Wanted list.

948
00:51:51,672 --> 00:51:52,756
- What?
- Yeah.

949
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,717
- Oh, my God.
- Both of their bodies were found together.

950
00:51:55,801 --> 00:51:59,471
We think maybe Butch got your husband
tangled into some trouble.

951
00:52:00,431 --> 00:52:04,268
Well, I guess that would make sense
why our house was broken into last week.

952
00:52:04,351 --> 00:52:05,936
Did they take anything?

953
00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:08,939
Oh, that was the weird part,
they just tore apart Ronnie's study.

954
00:52:10,107 --> 00:52:11,900
I bet they were looking for something.

955
00:52:11,984 --> 00:52:13,777
Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew.

956
00:52:13,861 --> 00:52:17,614
Anyways, did he ever come to your house?
Did he possibly hide something there?

957
00:52:17,698 --> 00:52:18,740
No.

958
00:52:18,824 --> 00:52:21,034
Ronnie would always meet him
at some biker bar,

959
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,495
this place, um, off of Route 80.

960
00:52:23,579 --> 00:52:24,913
Bing-bang, let's roll.

961
00:52:24,997 --> 00:52:27,624
- Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us.
- I'm going there?

962
00:52:40,888 --> 00:52:43,140
I can't believe
Ronnie used to come to this place.

963
00:52:43,223 --> 00:52:44,224
Yes, shocking.

964
00:52:44,308 --> 00:52:46,310
So, you gonna make a move on that,
or am I gonna do it?

965
00:52:46,393 --> 00:52:49,021
Jeez, her husband just died.
She's mourning, for Christ's sake.

966
00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:51,773
Yeah, then she needs
a nice dick to cry on.

967
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:57,988
Hey... Encino Man, how are you?

968
00:52:58,071 --> 00:53:01,533
I was wondering if you happen
to know a badass...

969
00:53:02,534 --> 00:53:04,620
by the name of Butch Ryder?

970
00:53:05,412 --> 00:53:08,665
Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you
the same thing I told the cops,

971
00:53:08,749 --> 00:53:10,167
I ain't seen him in months.

972
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,503
Now, order some drinks or get out.

973
00:53:14,421 --> 00:53:15,672
Three Jamesons.

974
00:53:17,174 --> 00:53:19,843
Hope you're proud of yourself,
killing that tiny elephant

975
00:53:19,927 --> 00:53:22,471
and putting his tusk in your nose.
Real tough.

976
00:53:24,097 --> 00:53:25,557
Here's to new friends.

977
00:53:26,433 --> 00:53:28,685
- To Ronnie.
- Yeah. Yeah, him, too.

978
00:53:31,313 --> 00:53:33,398
Good God.
Jameson, man.

979
00:53:33,482 --> 00:53:35,817
Every time,
it reminds me of my 55th birthday party.

980
00:53:35,901 --> 00:53:38,320
Remember that night?
Wasn't that the best?

981
00:53:38,403 --> 00:53:40,781
- Come on. You're 55?
- Can you believe that?

982
00:53:40,864 --> 00:53:45,953
I'm actually gonna be 57 next week.
Where does time go?

983
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,539
Wow, you look amazing.

984
00:53:48,622 --> 00:53:50,165
Well, I eat a lot of fruit.

985
00:53:51,124 --> 00:53:52,584
Peaches are my favorite.

986
00:53:52,668 --> 00:53:56,129
I can eat a peach for about two,
three hours.

987
00:53:56,213 --> 00:53:58,215
Mmm...

988
00:53:58,298 --> 00:54:01,510
You think he's old... I'm 66.

989
00:54:01,593 --> 00:54:03,512
Yeah, I can see that.

990
00:54:04,513 --> 00:54:06,431
- Seventy?
- Hey.

991
00:54:06,515 --> 00:54:09,059
It's not The Price Is Right.
We'll be right back.

992
00:54:09,142 --> 00:54:10,811
Gonna talk to him for a sec.

993
00:54:11,311 --> 00:54:12,479
What the hell are you doing?

994
00:54:13,063 --> 00:54:14,523
Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens.

995
00:54:14,606 --> 00:54:16,817
Senior citizens don't wanna
fuck senior citizens.

996
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:19,736
Look at her, she's so far
out of my league, I can't think.

997
00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:22,781
But she's grieving,
which makes her vulnerable,

998
00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:24,199
which means you have a shot.

999
00:54:24,283 --> 00:54:27,703
Now, first time you feel like
there's a moment, seize it.

1000
00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:28,996
Look her in the eyes,

1001
00:54:29,079 --> 00:54:31,206
grab the back of her neck,

1002
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:33,041
say nothing...

1003
00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,752
and then fuck her in the mouth
with your tongue.

1004
00:54:36,336 --> 00:54:38,046
- You're a psycho.
- Fuck you.

1005
00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:40,632
So Benjamin Button here is gonna
buy you another drink.

1006
00:54:40,716 --> 00:54:43,176
I'm gonna go look for a canary
and make him sing.

1007
00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:48,682
Hey, Bamm-Bamm,
can we get two more, man?

1008
00:54:50,392 --> 00:54:51,685
All right.

1009
00:54:51,768 --> 00:54:54,062
Let's look at your hand, Grandpa.

1010
00:54:54,146 --> 00:54:56,189
I used to be a nurse.
That's how I met Ronnie.

1011
00:54:56,273 --> 00:54:59,651
What's the prognosis?
You think you can... save it?

1012
00:54:59,735 --> 00:55:00,736
Let's see.

1013
00:55:02,070 --> 00:55:04,573
- To numbing the pain?
- Sure.

1014
00:55:09,369 --> 00:55:11,580
That is for hitting me with the Winnebago.

1015
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:17,294
Hey, gentlemen?
Anybody using this chair?

1016
00:55:17,377 --> 00:55:19,212
- It's yours.
- Thanks.

1017
00:55:22,257 --> 00:55:23,967
What kind of hogs you riding nowadays?

1018
00:55:24,051 --> 00:55:27,220
I've still got my...
Whoa!

1019
00:55:27,304 --> 00:55:29,890
Where the hell is Butch?
What did you do with him?

1020
00:55:29,973 --> 00:55:32,809
He's at the bottom of the ocean.
Let me show you a picture.

1021
00:55:32,893 --> 00:55:34,728
- You killed him!
- No, no, no! He didn't kill him!

1022
00:55:34,811 --> 00:55:36,480
We're trying to find the guys who did.

1023
00:55:36,563 --> 00:55:40,984
Then why is this sick bastard
wearing Butch's tats and jewelry?

1024
00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:42,986
Because he's a sick bastard,
but he's telling you the truth.

1025
00:55:43,070 --> 00:55:45,710
He didn't kill Butch and he didn't
kill my husband, Ronnie, either.

1026
00:55:46,448 --> 00:55:47,699
You're Mrs. Fishman?

1027
00:55:47,783 --> 00:55:48,909
Yes.

1028
00:55:50,035 --> 00:55:51,078
Fuck!

1029
00:55:52,162 --> 00:55:54,748
Butch was diagnosed
with stage-four cancer.

1030
00:55:54,831 --> 00:55:56,875
He was given six months to live.

1031
00:55:57,834 --> 00:55:59,336
So that's how they met.

1032
00:55:59,419 --> 00:56:02,047
Ronnie was working
on some promising cancer treatments.

1033
00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:03,590
More than promising.

1034
00:56:03,674 --> 00:56:06,510
Butch told me Ronnie developed
a magic bullet.

1035
00:56:06,593 --> 00:56:08,762
It was a treatment
that used an MRI machine

1036
00:56:08,845 --> 00:56:12,182
to target the bad cells
and not kill the good ones.

1037
00:56:12,265 --> 00:56:14,184
I had no idea they had gotten that far.

1038
00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:18,814
Well, they were conducting some secret,
non-FDA approved clinical trials.

1039
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:21,149
Butch and some other guys
were the guinea pigs.

1040
00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:24,194
- And it was working?
- Bet your ass it was working.

1041
00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:27,447
Guys were getting better,
no fucking side effects.

1042
00:56:27,531 --> 00:56:30,450
When Ronnie had to shut down the program,
they both were devastated.

1043
00:56:30,534 --> 00:56:31,534
Which leads me to ask,

1044
00:56:31,576 --> 00:56:34,871
why the fuck would they close down
a program that was working?

1045
00:56:34,955 --> 00:56:39,960
Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky,
Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy.

1046
00:56:40,043 --> 00:56:42,163
He called up one day,
suddenly the funds had dried up,

1047
00:56:42,212 --> 00:56:44,506
and they had to cancel
all these research programs.

1048
00:56:44,589 --> 00:56:47,676
- That must have been one of 'em.
- Yes, ma'am, it was.

1049
00:56:47,759 --> 00:56:51,012
Until Butch and your husband
took matters into their own hands.

1050
00:56:51,096 --> 00:56:54,015
- What does that mean?
- It means Butch started knocking off banks

1051
00:56:54,099 --> 00:56:56,226
to have enough money
to continue the treatments.

1052
00:56:56,309 --> 00:56:57,394
Holy shit.

1053
00:56:57,477 --> 00:57:01,481
When he got that pretty little face of his
on the FBI's Most Wanted List...

1054
00:57:01,565 --> 00:57:06,778
they sent me down to Puerto Rico
to set up their secret hideaway.

1055
00:57:06,862 --> 00:57:09,865
But I guess they... never made it there.

1056
00:57:10,824 --> 00:57:11,992
Wait a minute.

1057
00:57:12,909 --> 00:57:14,077
You're Dakota?

1058
00:57:14,161 --> 00:57:15,829
Yeah.

1059
00:57:15,912 --> 00:57:18,165
"Dakota sounds hot."

1060
00:57:18,248 --> 00:57:19,416
Oh, fuck you.

1061
00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:21,668
Sounds like you and Butch
were pretty close.

1062
00:57:21,752 --> 00:57:25,839
He knew me like no other man
had ever known me before.

1063
00:57:25,922 --> 00:57:28,341
Tough, but tender.

1064
00:57:28,425 --> 00:57:29,843
What's this now?

1065
00:57:31,344 --> 00:57:33,722
We were fuck buddies for years.

1066
00:57:33,805 --> 00:57:37,642
Until Dr. Ronnie came along
and stole his heart away.

1067
00:57:37,726 --> 00:57:39,186
No disrespect.

1068
00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:42,814
Oh, shit, you didn't know?

1069
00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:48,278
Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry.

1070
00:57:49,237 --> 00:57:51,364
- This explains a lot.
- The thing is,

1071
00:57:51,448 --> 00:57:53,450
Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed

1072
00:57:53,533 --> 00:57:55,994
not because they were
in love with each other,

1073
00:57:56,078 --> 00:57:59,915
or knockin' off banks...
because they were trying to cure cancer.

1074
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,418
Which is fucking disgraceful.

1075
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,254
This gets me so goddamn upset.

1076
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,885
That brings back some nice memories.

1077
00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:17,390
You know, I gotta give you credit.

1078
00:58:17,474 --> 00:58:20,102
You rock that jewelry real well.

1079
00:58:20,185 --> 00:58:23,230
You know, that's how we met.
I'm a jewelry designer.

1080
00:58:23,313 --> 00:58:26,399
- Oh.
- And Butch, that boy loved his bling.

1081
00:58:26,483 --> 00:58:27,526
Oh, yeah?

1082
00:58:27,609 --> 00:58:31,321
Did you make Dr. Ronald's
tongue ring, too?

1083
00:58:31,404 --> 00:58:32,697
I like it, it's fun.

1084
00:58:32,781 --> 00:58:34,908
Yeah, that's one of mine.

1085
00:58:34,991 --> 00:58:37,410
But... that ain't a tongue ring.

1086
00:58:37,494 --> 00:58:38,703
That's a cock stud.

1087
00:58:38,787 --> 00:58:41,706
What? What?

1088
00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:46,253
I can't believe you let me put
a cock stud in my mouth!

1089
00:58:46,336 --> 00:58:48,797
I can't believe my husband had
a cock stud in his cock.

1090
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,215
Yeah, that's worse.
Come on, that's worse.

1091
00:58:50,298 --> 00:58:51,591
Don't be a baby.

1092
00:58:52,551 --> 00:58:53,760
- And Max...
- Yeah.

1093
00:58:53,844 --> 00:58:58,431
If you need some place to lay low...
you can always shack up with me, baby boy.

1094
00:58:58,515 --> 00:59:01,101
Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota.

1095
00:59:01,184 --> 00:59:04,688
I just don't know how safe
that would be for me or you.

1096
00:59:07,482 --> 00:59:12,112
I know you wanna kiss me...
but I'm not your Butch.

1097
00:59:12,195 --> 00:59:13,738
I'll never be Butch.

1098
00:59:13,822 --> 00:59:18,451
What I can do is give you a mental image
to go enjoy yourself later with.

1099
00:59:23,790 --> 00:59:25,667
You're a bad boy.

1100
00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:29,337
Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me.

1101
00:59:29,421 --> 00:59:31,214
Is this your friend?

1102
00:59:33,341 --> 00:59:36,386
Ooh... Oh, yeah.

1103
00:59:38,722 --> 00:59:41,016
Did he just cum in his pants?

1104
00:59:45,187 --> 00:59:46,271
The Gymnast.

1105
00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:48,398
No!

1106
00:59:53,403 --> 00:59:55,697
- What are you doing? Go that way!
- Donuts!

1107
00:59:58,116 --> 00:59:59,326
Where am I?

1108
00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:01,244
You cannot find me?

1109
01:00:03,747 --> 01:00:06,958
I ain't afraid of you,
I ain't afraid of fucking nothing!

1110
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,009
You don't kill me. I kill you.

1111
01:00:24,392 --> 01:00:28,605
And the Russian judges give that
a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there?

1112
01:00:30,065 --> 01:00:31,733
I can't believe that guy found us!

1113
01:00:31,816 --> 01:00:33,360
What do we do?
We gotta hide out somewhere.

1114
01:00:33,443 --> 01:00:35,195
My mother's summer cottage.

1115
01:00:35,278 --> 01:00:36,518
- Your mother's cottage?
- Yeah.

1116
01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:37,739
You don't wanna drag her into all this.

1117
01:00:37,822 --> 01:00:39,908
It's all right.
She's senile as hell now.

1118
01:00:39,991 --> 01:00:42,118
She sat on the toilet
the other day for six hours

1119
01:00:42,202 --> 01:00:44,412
thinking she was on a bus to Disney World.

1120
01:00:44,496 --> 01:00:47,874
They could torture the shit out of her.
She wouldn't cough up a word.

1121
01:00:58,969 --> 01:01:00,345
Not many houses on this island.

1122
01:01:00,428 --> 01:01:03,056
Oh, yeah, we're secluded.
No one's gonna find us here.

1123
01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:04,266
Hey, check this out.

1124
01:01:04,349 --> 01:01:07,310
- That old YZinger? You have that still?
- Yeah!

1125
01:01:07,394 --> 01:01:09,020
You were a mad man on that.

1126
01:01:09,104 --> 01:01:11,940
I could never pop a wheelie,
but guess who got me that thing?

1127
01:01:12,023 --> 01:01:14,276
- Who?
- Your dad.

1128
01:01:14,359 --> 01:01:17,028
- My dad?
- Your dad, after my father died.

1129
01:01:17,112 --> 01:01:19,990
He did stuff like that all the time
for me, I'll never forget that.

1130
01:01:20,073 --> 01:01:22,075
Just looked out for me
when I was growing up.

1131
01:01:22,158 --> 01:01:23,326
Sounds like a good man.

1132
01:01:23,410 --> 01:01:24,494
- The best.
- If he's such a good man,

1133
01:01:24,577 --> 01:01:25,704
why didn't he give me one?

1134
01:01:25,787 --> 01:01:27,163
Well, look at you.

1135
01:01:27,247 --> 01:01:30,667
You were good at reading.
Just stick with that. Come on.

1136
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,627
"Look at you."
That's the only answer you have.

1137
01:01:33,295 --> 01:01:35,380
My mother is gonna be psyched to see you.

1138
01:01:35,463 --> 01:01:37,340
How senile is your mom?
Will she remember me?

1139
01:01:37,424 --> 01:01:39,144
Of course,
she talks about you all the time.

1140
01:01:39,426 --> 01:01:40,635
- Oh!
- Mom!

1141
01:01:40,719 --> 01:01:42,220
Mom! What are you doing?

1142
01:01:42,304 --> 01:01:44,139
The fridge! The fridge!

1143
01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:48,393
Come on, the pizza guy, the president,
the mailman, the gardener, the me!

1144
01:01:48,476 --> 01:01:52,480
I called you on the phone, remember?
That's why you set dinner up for us.

1145
01:01:53,398 --> 01:01:56,109
Oh!
Max!

1146
01:01:56,192 --> 01:01:57,319
Ah, there you go.
Oh, a jump.

1147
01:01:58,528 --> 01:01:59,779
I love you.

1148
01:01:59,863 --> 01:02:01,239
Look who's here.

1149
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,243
Sonny Bono and Donna Summer!

1150
01:02:05,327 --> 01:02:09,331
What hurt more?
The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing?

1151
01:02:09,414 --> 01:02:12,208
It's all pretty bad today.

1152
01:02:14,627 --> 01:02:16,421
I still can't believe it.

1153
01:02:16,504 --> 01:02:20,258
My Maxi's best friend,
little Charlie McMillan.

1154
01:02:20,342 --> 01:02:24,637
You know, after all these years,
he never stopped talking about you.

1155
01:02:24,721 --> 01:02:26,848
- How you're so successful.
- Mmm-hmm.

1156
01:02:26,931 --> 01:02:31,811
Became the big branch manager
of Save & Pay Supermarkets.

1157
01:02:31,895 --> 01:02:34,439
You got a good memory, Mom.

1158
01:02:34,522 --> 01:02:39,110
I hear you married the prom queen.
What was that whore's name again?

1159
01:02:39,194 --> 01:02:41,404
Uh, Nikki.

1160
01:02:41,488 --> 01:02:43,406
And we're not married anymore,
Mrs. Kessler.

1161
01:02:43,490 --> 01:02:44,866
She wasn't very nice to me.

1162
01:02:44,949 --> 01:02:49,829
Good, I hope you didn't catch
any sores from her filthy...

1163
01:02:49,913 --> 01:02:51,539
you know...

1164
01:02:51,623 --> 01:02:52,707
vagina.

1165
01:02:52,791 --> 01:02:54,542
Oh...

1166
01:02:54,626 --> 01:02:56,836
No, there was none of...
That wasn't the reason.

1167
01:02:58,254 --> 01:03:00,757
Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge?

1168
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:05,345
Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous?
He's coming to see me next week.

1169
01:03:07,055 --> 01:03:10,767
What the hell are you talking about?
Visit you next week? That's me, Ma.

1170
01:03:10,850 --> 01:03:12,894
You're Little Maxi?

1171
01:03:12,977 --> 01:03:14,437
No, I'm Big Maxi!

1172
01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:17,524
You remember the Save & Pay job,
but you don't remember I grew up?

1173
01:03:17,607 --> 01:03:21,611
Uh... I remember you loved
that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt.

1174
01:03:21,694 --> 01:03:24,531
See, I love how he remembers
this stuff and... and you...

1175
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:29,285
I just wish you showed up at my funeral.
Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me.

1176
01:03:29,369 --> 01:03:30,578
You're a ghost?

1177
01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:34,666
Oh, I'm so confused.

1178
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:36,876
It's not you, I'm sorry.

1179
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:41,172
Don't be upset. I love you.
I know, you're just old... and crazy.

1180
01:03:41,256 --> 01:03:45,260
Hey, one thing you shouldn't
be confused about...

1181
01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:47,178
I don't work at Save & Pay.

1182
01:03:48,179 --> 01:03:51,307
I work... I work in the bank inside of...
I'm a bank manager.

1183
01:03:51,391 --> 01:03:53,518
Hey, guys, I just got
off the phone with Shecky.

1184
01:03:53,601 --> 01:03:57,313
He has no idea Ronald's dead.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.

1185
01:03:57,397 --> 01:03:59,315
Or he's pretending he has no idea.

1186
01:04:01,317 --> 01:04:03,528
Everybody be cool.
It's probably just the fuse box.

1187
01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:04,821
Happens all the time.

1188
01:04:04,904 --> 01:04:06,531
I don't know,
somebody could be out there, Max.

1189
01:04:06,614 --> 01:04:08,032
Ma, where's my bag?

1190
01:04:08,116 --> 01:04:10,118
- I don't remember.
- Yeah, that's a shock.

1191
01:04:10,201 --> 01:04:12,370
Found it.

1192
01:04:12,454 --> 01:04:14,038
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1193
01:04:14,122 --> 01:04:15,790
You know, I'm the kind of guy

1194
01:04:15,874 --> 01:04:17,792
who always carries
a rubber in my wallet...

1195
01:04:17,876 --> 01:04:20,712
...and an umbrella in my trunk.

1196
01:04:20,795 --> 01:04:23,173
'Cause you never know
when you're gonna fuck in the rain.

1197
01:04:23,256 --> 01:04:24,382
Max!

1198
01:04:24,466 --> 01:04:27,093
Ma, you know you fucked in the rain.
Relax.

1199
01:04:27,177 --> 01:04:29,304
That's true.
And the snow.

1200
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:31,014
- Yeah!
- Max, wait.

1201
01:04:31,097 --> 01:04:32,640
You don't know if it's safe out there.

1202
01:04:32,724 --> 01:04:34,225
Yeah? For who?

1203
01:04:50,909 --> 01:04:53,077
Yep, it's the fuse box!

1204
01:04:57,790 --> 01:04:59,959
Holy fuck!

1205
01:05:03,338 --> 01:05:05,965
Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch!

1206
01:05:06,049 --> 01:05:09,886
- Whoa!
- I am so tired of these games!

1207
01:05:09,969 --> 01:05:11,429
I know you are!

1208
01:05:12,514 --> 01:05:14,265
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!

1209
01:05:14,349 --> 01:05:16,226
I can't do it.
You need to come back to me.

1210
01:05:16,309 --> 01:05:18,520
I need you.
You need me.

1211
01:05:18,603 --> 01:05:21,189
Oh! Who's this sexy bitch?

1212
01:05:21,272 --> 01:05:22,774
I'm his mother.

1213
01:05:22,857 --> 01:05:25,944
Not you, Ma.
Becca, it's not what you think.

1214
01:05:26,027 --> 01:05:27,946
Oh, no, of course not.

1215
01:05:28,029 --> 01:05:32,033
Because your mother knows
the world of pain that I'm in right now.

1216
01:05:32,116 --> 01:05:34,285
Would you just please
put the gun down so we can talk?

1217
01:05:34,369 --> 01:05:35,370
I can't believe...

1218
01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:38,540
I just cannot believe that this is how
you would want to end everything.

1219
01:05:38,623 --> 01:05:43,086
- I just wanna talk to you.
- Listen, you're sick, Max.

1220
01:05:43,169 --> 01:05:45,755
- You're sick.
- I know, I'm sorry.

1221
01:05:45,838 --> 01:05:47,632
I just don't understand.

1222
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:51,886
Why wouldn't you want to spend
every last minute with me?

1223
01:05:51,970 --> 01:05:55,014
I'm your family.
I'm your family.

1224
01:05:55,098 --> 01:05:56,849
- I know.
- You don't know!

1225
01:05:56,933 --> 01:06:00,061
- All right!
- You have no fucking idea!

1226
01:06:00,144 --> 01:06:01,813
We'll give you guys
some privacy.

1227
01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,982
- Get a hold of yourself.
- I'll take this, too.

1228
01:06:04,065 --> 01:06:06,859
You gotta just walk away.
Just say goodbye.

1229
01:06:06,943 --> 01:06:08,736
Just say goodbye.
That's it.

1230
01:06:08,820 --> 01:06:12,615
All right.
Say goodbye to this.

1231
01:06:14,242 --> 01:06:15,410
You gotta go! Go!

1232
01:06:15,493 --> 01:06:16,744
I'm going!

1233
01:06:16,828 --> 01:06:17,912
Then go!

1234
01:06:17,996 --> 01:06:20,081
- Shut the door.
- Get over here. Get over here.

1235
01:06:23,418 --> 01:06:25,295
They are fucking crazy.

1236
01:06:25,378 --> 01:06:28,214
Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here!

1237
01:06:31,884 --> 01:06:33,428
It's so fucking hot

1238
01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:35,471
how you tracked me down, woman.

1239
01:06:35,555 --> 01:06:38,725
I would follow you
to the pits of hell, you fucker!

1240
01:06:38,808 --> 01:06:42,145
Yeah, well, I'm smelling
your pits as I fuck you silly.

1241
01:06:42,228 --> 01:06:44,188
Oh, that got me!

1242
01:06:44,272 --> 01:06:47,025
Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, smell my feet.

1243
01:06:51,029 --> 01:06:52,071
Whoo!

1244
01:06:52,155 --> 01:06:54,574
I wish I was senile now.

1245
01:06:54,657 --> 01:06:56,284
Can I ask you a question?

1246
01:06:56,367 --> 01:06:57,535
Yeah, sure.

1247
01:06:57,619 --> 01:07:01,331
What was so terrible about your life
that you wanted a whole new one?

1248
01:07:01,414 --> 01:07:02,707
Oh...

1249
01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:07,086
Well, for starters,
it kind of wasn't my choice.

1250
01:07:07,170 --> 01:07:09,213
I got forced into it.

1251
01:07:09,297 --> 01:07:12,467
But... it is nice to have
another opportunity

1252
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,886
to try to become the person
that I should have been.

1253
01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:16,679
And who's that?

1254
01:07:17,388 --> 01:07:19,474
I haven't figured that part out yet.

1255
01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:24,145
Well... we should probably
get some shut-eye.

1256
01:07:24,228 --> 01:07:27,565
Uh... why don't you take the bed
and I'll... I'll take the couch.

1257
01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:31,277
Actually, I would feel much safer
if you slept in here with me.

1258
01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:33,946
Um...

1259
01:07:34,030 --> 01:07:35,907
Do you mean share this bed?

1260
01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:39,077
No. I mean, you take the floor,
I take the bed.

1261
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,496
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Of course.

1262
01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:43,247
Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding.

1263
01:07:43,331 --> 01:07:45,083
Come on, we're adults.

1264
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:47,335
I think we can share the bed
for one night.

1265
01:07:48,503 --> 01:07:50,171
- Really?
- Okay.

1266
01:07:56,094 --> 01:07:57,512
Well, you don't have to worry about me,

1267
01:07:57,595 --> 01:08:00,807
because I stayed in the same bed
with my ex-wife for... four years

1268
01:08:00,890 --> 01:08:03,226
and I don't think we touched toes once.

1269
01:08:03,309 --> 01:08:05,520
You know,
you forget who you're talking to.

1270
01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:09,440
My husband had a stud in his thingy
and I never even knew.

1271
01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:10,525
The truth is,

1272
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:13,986
I could have a telephone pole through
my dick and she would never have known.

1273
01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:17,824
You're funny, Charlie.

1274
01:08:17,907 --> 01:08:19,909
You're a funny, nice guy.

1275
01:08:43,808 --> 01:08:46,018
Hey, where'd Becca go?

1276
01:08:46,102 --> 01:08:48,271
Oh, I broke up with her again.
She's psychotic.

1277
01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:50,940
How'd it go with you and this chick?
You take my advice?

1278
01:08:51,023 --> 01:08:52,066
Yeah, it went okay.

1279
01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:54,902
What? You kidding me?

1280
01:08:54,986 --> 01:08:58,072
Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet
and you're fucking his widow?

1281
01:08:58,156 --> 01:08:59,282
Are you an asshole?

1282
01:08:59,365 --> 01:09:01,868
No... No, you said it was okay.
Are you...

1283
01:09:01,951 --> 01:09:03,828
It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother.

1284
01:09:03,911 --> 01:09:05,455
Look how happy you made her.

1285
01:09:08,499 --> 01:09:10,418
Welcome to Old Willow.

1286
01:09:10,501 --> 01:09:13,171
- Heather, Heather, Heather.
- Aw! It's so good to see you.

1287
01:09:13,254 --> 01:09:15,047
Come on in, gentlemen.
Come on.

1288
01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:16,799
I just made some sweet tea.

1289
01:09:19,886 --> 01:09:23,514
Ronald's dead.
I can't believe it.

1290
01:09:23,598 --> 01:09:25,767
Believe it now, Shecky?

1291
01:09:25,850 --> 01:09:27,393
Oh! Oh!

1292
01:09:27,477 --> 01:09:30,396
- Max, enough with the pictures.
- He said he didn't believe it.

1293
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:34,567
- I believed it. I'm just in disbelief.
- Oh, okay.

1294
01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:38,029
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's been an emotional week.

1295
01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:42,116
I lost my mama on Monday.

1296
01:09:43,159 --> 01:09:47,705
And then I found out
all the medical supplies I donated

1297
01:09:47,789 --> 01:09:49,832
to the Burmese drought victims...

1298
01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,709
were stolen by the rebels.

1299
01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:56,464
The soup kitchen I volunteer at...
burned down.

1300
01:09:56,547 --> 01:10:02,053
Whole city smelled like...
ashes and Campbell's Chunky.

1301
01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:05,807
Sweet kicks, though.

1302
01:10:05,890 --> 01:10:07,183
- Huh?
- Where'd you get 'em?

1303
01:10:08,142 --> 01:10:10,102
I know a guy at Nike.

1304
01:10:10,186 --> 01:10:12,855
Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice,
but...

1305
01:10:12,939 --> 01:10:15,024
I don't know a guy at Nike.

1306
01:10:15,107 --> 01:10:18,152
Heather, how do you know
these fellas, again?

1307
01:10:18,236 --> 01:10:19,237
They're new friends.

1308
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,155
They're just trying to help me
figure it all out.

1309
01:10:21,239 --> 01:10:23,241
Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have
any files we can look at?

1310
01:10:23,324 --> 01:10:24,700
Anything that would help us?

1311
01:10:24,784 --> 01:10:28,955
My house got broken into and they stole
my laptop and my cell phone.

1312
01:10:29,038 --> 01:10:33,835
So you had a formula that actually works
on cancer and you lost it.

1313
01:10:33,918 --> 01:10:36,212
I never had any formula.
That was Ronald's department.

1314
01:10:36,295 --> 01:10:37,922
I just handled the money.

1315
01:10:38,005 --> 01:10:41,259
You handled it so well
that they couldn't finish the testing.

1316
01:10:41,342 --> 01:10:44,595
Those drugs were working, Shecky.

1317
01:10:44,679 --> 01:10:46,806
Is this a fucking joke to you?

1318
01:10:46,889 --> 01:10:48,683
It wasn't my fault, I swear!

1319
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,935
The bank called in all our loans
out of nowhere,

1320
01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:52,103
didn't give us a reason.

1321
01:10:52,186 --> 01:10:54,146
I went everywhere for financing.
I swear.

1322
01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:56,232
I even tried to mortgage Old Willow.

1323
01:10:56,315 --> 01:10:58,901
Nobody would sit down with Shecky.
Nobody!

1324
01:10:58,985 --> 01:11:01,946
I hope you don't think
I had something to do with this.

1325
01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:06,993
I felt horrible when I let Ronald down.

1326
01:11:08,286 --> 01:11:10,621
He was my best friend.

1327
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,709
We should go back there right now,

1328
01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,961
torture the fuck out of him
till he tells the truth.

1329
01:11:17,044 --> 01:11:19,088
We get it, you don't like the guy,
but here's the good news.

1330
01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:21,173
We know what the guys
with the guns want now.

1331
01:11:21,257 --> 01:11:22,258
Yeah, the formula.

1332
01:11:22,341 --> 01:11:24,427
That's why they must have
broken into my house.

1333
01:11:24,510 --> 01:11:25,845
Do you think it could be there?

1334
01:11:25,928 --> 01:11:27,513
I don't know, it could be anywhere.

1335
01:11:27,597 --> 01:11:30,057
Clearly, Ronnie was
a master at hiding things.

1336
01:11:30,141 --> 01:11:32,560
- I should know.
- Uh-oh.

1337
01:11:33,728 --> 01:11:35,229
Jesus!

1338
01:11:35,313 --> 01:11:38,190
This mummy-looking-motherfucker's
like a human tracking device.

1339
01:11:38,274 --> 01:11:39,358
- What do we do?
- You know what?

1340
01:11:39,442 --> 01:11:41,068
Why don't you buckle up there,
Mrs. Fishman?

1341
01:11:41,152 --> 01:11:42,320
Oh, God, no.

1342
01:11:45,281 --> 01:11:46,782
Hey, dude, I'm lost.

1343
01:11:46,866 --> 01:11:49,535
Can you tell me where
the side of the road is?

1344
01:11:50,328 --> 01:11:52,747
Oh, my God.

1345
01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:03,382
Hey, a little dizzy?
Get up.

1346
01:12:03,466 --> 01:12:06,093
Come on, get up!

1347
01:12:06,177 --> 01:12:07,261
Who are you?

1348
01:12:07,345 --> 01:12:08,512
Who the fuck are you?

1349
01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:10,222
Why are you following me?

1350
01:12:10,306 --> 01:12:12,850
Uh... Um... American...

1351
01:12:12,934 --> 01:12:14,977
American what?
Pharmaceuticals?

1352
01:12:15,061 --> 01:12:16,896
American Girl doll? What?

1353
01:12:16,979 --> 01:12:20,232
American... Express...

1354
01:12:20,316 --> 01:12:21,859
Fraud Department.

1355
01:12:23,277 --> 01:12:24,278
What?

1356
01:12:24,362 --> 01:12:26,697
- You're Max Kessler, right?
- Yeah!

1357
01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:29,617
You owe us $62,000.

1358
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:32,203
Watch it. Watch it.
Slow.

1359
01:12:34,705 --> 01:12:36,916
Fuck, that's my old address, too.

1360
01:12:36,999 --> 01:12:38,709
You're good.

1361
01:12:38,793 --> 01:12:40,169
This guy's fucking good.

1362
01:12:40,836 --> 01:12:42,213
All right.

1363
01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:44,757
- Come on. I'm sorry, asshole.
- Ow!

1364
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,300
Okay, bub.

1365
01:12:46,384 --> 01:12:48,594
There's 150 grand in here.

1366
01:12:48,678 --> 01:12:50,596
That's over double what I owe Amex.

1367
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,890
So just take the rest,
pay for your medical bills.

1368
01:12:52,974 --> 01:12:56,394
Fuckin' buy a suit,
maybe a 3D flat screen.

1369
01:12:56,477 --> 01:12:58,062
Fuck, take it all, move to Maui.

1370
01:12:58,145 --> 01:13:00,856
You know Hawaiian chicks
love to fuck guys with red beards.

1371
01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:02,608
I made that up, nobody does.

1372
01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,237
Look, we're in
a Rubik's Cube of shit right now,

1373
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,698
and it's up to me to make
all the right moves.

1374
01:13:08,781 --> 01:13:12,743
Walking you inside that crowded hospital
ain't one of 'em.

1375
01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:15,788
So is our business concluded... Robert?

1376
01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:22,044
You're a hell of a bloodhound,
you know that?

1377
01:13:22,128 --> 01:13:24,588
Put some Bactine on that shit,
it'll get better.

1378
01:13:34,432 --> 01:13:35,683
Oh!

1379
01:13:40,855 --> 01:13:44,025
With nowhere else to go,
we went back to the scene of the crime.

1380
01:13:44,108 --> 01:13:47,319
Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory
still had some secrets.

1381
01:13:47,403 --> 01:13:49,613
These files are all messed up
and out of order.

1382
01:13:49,697 --> 01:13:52,408
Listen, I think I can decode the password
for these encrypted files.

1383
01:13:52,491 --> 01:13:55,202
- You can hack?
- We call it forensic data recovery.

1384
01:13:55,286 --> 01:13:57,580
But yeah, at the bank,
when someone defaults,

1385
01:13:57,705 --> 01:13:59,874
we have the legal right to access
their systems and ledgers

1386
01:13:59,957 --> 01:14:01,292
to find any hidden assets.

1387
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,668
But they were working under the radar.

1388
01:14:02,752 --> 01:14:05,588
Well, if they have employees,
which it looks like they did,

1389
01:14:05,671 --> 01:14:07,840
I can access it through
the payroll service.

1390
01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:10,384
That's impressive.

1391
01:14:10,468 --> 01:14:14,221
Well, in my old life, I did have
a lot of free time on my hands.

1392
01:14:14,305 --> 01:14:15,973
Boom! Check it out.

1393
01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:17,058
Photos of your husband.

1394
01:14:17,141 --> 01:14:19,643
Photos of Butch.
There's my tongue ring... Oh!

1395
01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:21,007
Don't look at that. I'm sorry.

1396
01:14:21,062 --> 01:14:22,730
I shouldn't have said that.
No, no, no.

1397
01:14:22,813 --> 01:14:25,441
Kojak to Columbo.
No suspicious activity out here.

1398
01:14:25,524 --> 01:14:28,152
- Find anything?
- Negative, Kojak, we're still looking.

1399
01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:31,238
Hurry the fuck up, Charlie.
We gotta find that formula.

1400
01:14:31,322 --> 01:14:33,699
Listen, we're gonna find it,
we're gonna give it to these Nazis,

1401
01:14:33,783 --> 01:14:35,367
and then this nightmare will be over.

1402
01:14:35,451 --> 01:14:36,452
What are you talking about?

1403
01:14:36,535 --> 01:14:39,914
You wanna give the cure to cancer
to these fucking criminals?

1404
01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:41,999
There is no cure for cancer!

1405
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:44,877
We'll give them the treatment
and we'll get back to our fake lives.

1406
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,796
I kind of like
the way mine is going now.

1407
01:14:46,879 --> 01:14:50,216
Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie?
You're just gonna lay down?

1408
01:14:50,299 --> 01:14:54,136
Isn't that what got you a job at fucking
Save & Pay, being a pussy?

1409
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:58,349
And you're some expert oncologist?
No, you're a guidance counselor.

1410
01:14:58,432 --> 01:15:01,352
You're good at telling dumb kids
they might get into junior college.

1411
01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:05,022
Is this about the money?
Are you trying to get rich off this?

1412
01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:07,983
You know what, Charlie, you're a dick.

1413
01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:09,985
Max, I'm sorry.

1414
01:15:10,069 --> 01:15:13,572
Listen, I'm just trying to think
of a way out of this, all right?

1415
01:15:13,656 --> 01:15:15,533
Max?

1416
01:15:15,616 --> 01:15:17,952
Max? Max?

1417
01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,370
Shit.

1418
01:15:19,453 --> 01:15:22,331
You know, he's right about
not giving them the formula.

1419
01:15:22,414 --> 01:15:24,416
But none of that matters
if we don't find it.

1420
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,252
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go look for Max.

1421
01:15:26,335 --> 01:15:27,962
You stay here and search for it.

1422
01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:29,922
And by the way...

1423
01:15:30,005 --> 01:15:32,633
I like the way my life is going, too.

1424
01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:40,015
Yeah.

1425
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,355
All right, let's do it.

1426
01:15:48,357 --> 01:15:49,900
What do we got here?

1427
01:16:17,928 --> 01:16:19,763
Life's short, Charlie.

1428
01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:22,099
- You know you're not really dead, right?
- No...

1429
01:16:22,183 --> 01:16:23,976
I just got caught up in the moment.

1430
01:16:24,059 --> 01:16:25,853
Holy shit, I gotta sit down.

1431
01:16:25,936 --> 01:16:27,856
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?

1432
01:16:34,737 --> 01:16:36,030
I just cannot believe that this is how

1433
01:16:36,113 --> 01:16:37,531
- you would want to end everything.
- Stop.

1434
01:16:37,615 --> 01:16:39,158
You're sick, Max!

1435
01:16:39,283 --> 01:16:40,826
I'm your family.

1436
01:16:40,910 --> 01:16:42,995
- I'm sorry.
- I'm your family.

1437
01:16:49,585 --> 01:16:52,213
That's Little Maxi.
Isn't he gorgeous?

1438
01:16:52,296 --> 01:16:55,799
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.

1439
01:16:59,261 --> 01:17:01,096
It's not a cure for cancer.

1440
01:17:02,473 --> 01:17:04,516
It's a cure for Max's cancer.

1441
01:17:10,522 --> 01:17:12,024
Cute kids.

1442
01:17:12,107 --> 01:17:15,694
They're supposed to be with my ex tonight.
Said she was sick.

1443
01:17:15,778 --> 01:17:19,031
Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot.

1444
01:17:19,114 --> 01:17:21,617
That's the tough thing about divorce.

1445
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:23,827
Gotta watch your dumb kids alone...

1446
01:17:25,287 --> 01:17:29,375
no sleep, while your ex is waking up
with 22-year-old bartenders,

1447
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:32,962
and who is footin' the bill for breakfast
and their herpes medicine?

1448
01:17:33,045 --> 01:17:34,088
I am.

1449
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:38,717
Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh,
metal clamps, that, um...

1450
01:17:38,801 --> 01:17:40,928
I'm looking for, uh...

1451
01:17:41,011 --> 01:17:44,390
Joe Pesci used it in Casino to,
you know, crush the guy's head?

1452
01:17:44,473 --> 01:17:46,392
- You mean a vise?
- Yeah, sweetheart, that...

1453
01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:48,018
That's... A vise.

1454
01:17:48,102 --> 01:17:49,895
We just carry auto parts.

1455
01:17:49,979 --> 01:17:52,106
Try the hardware store.

1456
01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:18,424
...the young cuckoo
will go so far as to fake injury,

1457
01:18:18,507 --> 01:18:20,926
prompting the adult jay

1458
01:18:21,010 --> 01:18:25,306
to carry the cuckoo along
the migratory route to eastern Africa.

1459
01:18:25,389 --> 01:18:27,266
Only to fly back to...

1460
01:18:27,349 --> 01:18:28,892
Hello, Shecky.

1461
01:18:30,352 --> 01:18:34,898
You see... I'm not buyin' the whole
cry routine, Shecky.

1462
01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,775
Tell me where the formula is.

1463
01:18:36,859 --> 01:18:38,068
I need an ambulance.

1464
01:18:39,778 --> 01:18:41,613
Where the fuck is the formula?

1465
01:18:41,697 --> 01:18:44,033
Truly, I don't know.

1466
01:18:45,826 --> 01:18:47,536
Oh! Sweet Jesus!

1467
01:18:47,619 --> 01:18:50,289
Okay, I'm gonna have
to amp it up a little, aren't I?

1468
01:18:50,372 --> 01:18:54,293
I am going to put your head
inside a fucking...

1469
01:18:54,376 --> 01:18:57,379
What the fuck is the name of that thing,
with the clamp thing...

1470
01:18:57,463 --> 01:18:58,797
- A vise?
- A vise!

1471
01:18:58,881 --> 01:19:02,009
Yes, a vise, bitch!
Why do I keep forgetting that?

1472
01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:04,887
Come here.

1473
01:19:06,263 --> 01:19:08,515
What's...
What's happening?

1474
01:19:08,599 --> 01:19:11,727
You are gonna tell me why you're lying,

1475
01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:14,855
or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard,

1476
01:19:14,938 --> 01:19:17,941
that that fucking mustache
is gonna pop off your head.

1477
01:19:18,025 --> 01:19:19,443
What is that?

1478
01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:22,571
You've been shot!
You've been shot!

1479
01:19:22,654 --> 01:19:24,323
You were right.

1480
01:19:24,406 --> 01:19:26,408
I was lying...

1481
01:19:26,492 --> 01:19:28,619
because I thought you were one of them.

1482
01:19:28,702 --> 01:19:29,828
I was one of them?

1483
01:19:29,912 --> 01:19:31,330
I thought you were one of them!

1484
01:19:31,413 --> 01:19:33,957
No. I'm a good guy.

1485
01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:36,543
Why would you pull the funding
if you're such a good guy?

1486
01:19:36,627 --> 01:19:41,548
They was gonna kill us
if we didn't stop the trials.

1487
01:19:41,632 --> 01:19:43,509
Stay with me, Shecky!
Stay with me.

1488
01:19:43,592 --> 01:19:44,635
Come on.

1489
01:19:44,718 --> 01:19:46,512
You're all right.
You're all right.

1490
01:19:46,595 --> 01:19:47,596
Oh, God.

1491
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:49,515
Who's "they," Shecky?

1492
01:19:49,598 --> 01:19:54,978
Trojgaard are the world's largest
chemotherapy company.

1493
01:19:55,062 --> 01:19:58,190
- Trojgaard.
- Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug,

1494
01:19:58,273 --> 01:20:01,902
because he knew they would bury it.

1495
01:20:01,985 --> 01:20:03,654
Why would they bury it?

1496
01:20:03,737 --> 01:20:06,698
A drug like that would be
worth billions of dollars.

1497
01:20:06,782 --> 01:20:09,284
A drug that replaces chemo...

1498
01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:12,329
would ultimately cost them...

1499
01:20:12,413 --> 01:20:13,747
trillions.

1500
01:20:31,265 --> 01:20:33,016
- Wait.
- What?

1501
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:36,979
Make sure all my money
goes to cancer research.

1502
01:20:37,062 --> 01:20:38,063
Yeah.

1503
01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:42,526
You can... have my Nikes.

1504
01:20:43,777 --> 01:20:46,655
I know you had your eyes on them.

1505
01:20:51,368 --> 01:20:53,162
You really are a good guy.

1506
01:20:54,705 --> 01:20:56,331
Tell Mama I'm comin'.

1507
01:20:57,958 --> 01:21:00,127
Shecky. Shecky!

1508
01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:02,171
I forgot to ask you, who killed you?

1509
01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,715
Shecky!

1510
01:21:04,798 --> 01:21:06,842
Who did this to you?

1511
01:21:06,925 --> 01:21:08,510
I think I have a clue.

1512
01:21:11,597 --> 01:21:15,058
Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan.
I need to talk to you.

1513
01:21:18,812 --> 01:21:21,607
Please, it's about Max.
I think he's in trouble.

1514
01:21:26,695 --> 01:21:28,280
Wow.

1515
01:21:28,363 --> 01:21:31,533
Look at all these fun toys
we have to play with.

1516
01:21:31,617 --> 01:21:33,535
I'm a bit of a handyman.

1517
01:21:33,619 --> 01:21:35,370
If you untie me, uh...

1518
01:21:35,454 --> 01:21:37,331
I could show you how to use that shit.

1519
01:21:38,874 --> 01:21:40,959
I think I can figure it out myself.

1520
01:21:41,043 --> 01:21:44,087
Zip, zap, zee.

1521
01:21:45,547 --> 01:21:47,799
Are you fucking wearing the Nikes?

1522
01:21:47,883 --> 01:21:50,093
Those are my sneakers.
He gave 'em to me.

1523
01:21:50,177 --> 01:21:51,678
It was his dying wish.

1524
01:21:52,596 --> 01:21:55,265
Finders keepers,
lose your sneakers.

1525
01:21:55,349 --> 01:21:57,309
How are you fitting in those?
Those are 11s.

1526
01:21:57,392 --> 01:21:59,102
You're fucking nine feet tall.

1527
01:21:59,186 --> 01:22:02,022
You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis.
It's not making sense.

1528
01:22:02,105 --> 01:22:04,483
There's always a way to make things fit.

1529
01:22:06,735 --> 01:22:09,863
What were you planning
to do to poor Shecky with this?

1530
01:22:09,947 --> 01:22:12,282
Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep.

1531
01:22:12,366 --> 01:22:15,577
She needed a new gear shifter.
So that's what that's all about.

1532
01:22:20,624 --> 01:22:24,670
I think I see
where you were going with this.

1533
01:22:31,426 --> 01:22:34,096
You are a sick fuck.
Just like me.

1534
01:22:35,013 --> 01:22:37,558
Something tells me you're sicker.

1535
01:22:37,641 --> 01:22:39,434
It was a miracle.

1536
01:22:40,394 --> 01:22:41,687
Then they shut it down.

1537
01:22:41,770 --> 01:22:43,730
Dr. Fishman basically vanished,

1538
01:22:43,814 --> 01:22:46,525
he stopped returning
any of Max's phone calls.

1539
01:22:46,608 --> 01:22:48,610
So finally, one night...

1540
01:22:48,694 --> 01:22:50,988
Max drove over to the clinic.

1541
01:22:51,071 --> 01:22:53,448
He saw that the lights were on,
so he kicked open the door.

1542
01:22:53,532 --> 01:22:56,994
And that's when he saw Ron and Butch
laying dead on the floor.

1543
01:22:57,953 --> 01:22:59,830
But why doesn't he call the cops?

1544
01:22:59,955 --> 01:23:03,333
How was that gonna
help Max get any better?

1545
01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:06,878
If Dr. Fishman was dead,
then Max was dead.

1546
01:23:06,962 --> 01:23:11,842
So that's when he came up with this idea
to bring him back to life.

1547
01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:13,468
But he couldn't do it alone,

1548
01:23:13,552 --> 01:23:15,637
he needed somebody else.

1549
01:23:15,721 --> 01:23:17,514
He saw where you were in life.

1550
01:23:19,641 --> 01:23:22,060
Uh... these are the...
This is the bank.

1551
01:23:22,144 --> 01:23:26,315
He also saw that you...
probably needed it more than he did.

1552
01:23:26,398 --> 01:23:27,899
Whoo!

1553
01:23:30,819 --> 01:23:33,238
Now, I got a question.
What about this dark wig and glasses?

1554
01:23:33,322 --> 01:23:34,406
I don't get that.

1555
01:23:34,489 --> 01:23:36,450
Yeah, that's a... a sex thing.

1556
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:38,368
It's a little...
It's kind of personal.

1557
01:23:38,452 --> 01:23:40,203
Okay.

1558
01:23:40,287 --> 01:23:42,122
Yeah, and I think that's why...

1559
01:23:42,205 --> 01:23:44,333
When he was on the phone with you,
and he had the blow-up doll.

1560
01:23:44,416 --> 01:23:45,959
What are you talking about?

1561
01:23:46,043 --> 01:23:47,878
What did I say?
I didn't say anything.

1562
01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:49,379
What are you talking about?

1563
01:23:49,463 --> 01:23:50,756
Nothing.
I don't know.

1564
01:23:51,465 --> 01:23:52,799
- I don't know. Oh.
- I'm kidding.

1565
01:23:52,883 --> 01:23:54,134
No, I bought him the doll.

1566
01:23:54,217 --> 01:23:57,763
Oh, fuck.
Jeez, you both are nuts.

1567
01:23:57,846 --> 01:23:59,640
Where is he, Charlie?

1568
01:23:59,723 --> 01:24:01,558
I don't know.
I would tell you.

1569
01:24:01,642 --> 01:24:04,353
Dr. Fishman's widow is out there
right now looking for him.

1570
01:24:04,436 --> 01:24:08,482
Wait, that chick in the cottage
was Dr. Fishman's widow?

1571
01:24:08,565 --> 01:24:11,234
- Yeah.
- I had no idea he was even married.

1572
01:24:11,318 --> 01:24:13,153
Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently,

1573
01:24:13,236 --> 01:24:15,739
considering he had a full-on
love affair with Butch.

1574
01:24:15,822 --> 01:24:17,783
Wow. This all makes sense.

1575
01:24:19,451 --> 01:24:22,913
- I never told Max this, but...
- this one time,

1576
01:24:23,038 --> 01:24:26,166
I saw Dr. Ron and Butch
coming out of an exam room,

1577
01:24:26,249 --> 01:24:30,504
and I... I swear it looked like I had just
caught them doing something nasty.

1578
01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:31,630
Oh...

1579
01:24:31,713 --> 01:24:33,840
And he said that they were playing Jenga.

1580
01:24:33,924 --> 01:24:37,469
Which I guess was, now, in retrospect,
their secret code for having sex.

1581
01:24:37,552 --> 01:24:39,012
"Jenga" is the secret code.

1582
01:24:39,971 --> 01:24:42,724
- That's what I just said.
- That's the code. That's the code.

1583
01:24:44,226 --> 01:24:46,561
Damn it, Max!
Pick up the fucking phone!

1584
01:24:54,027 --> 01:24:55,987
Sorry to disappoint, man, but...

1585
01:24:56,071 --> 01:24:58,573
my old lady works my nips
pretty hard at home,

1586
01:24:58,657 --> 01:25:00,951
so not much feeling left in 'em.

1587
01:25:01,034 --> 01:25:02,703
You should turn this shit up.

1588
01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:06,998
Perhaps you'll have more feeling
down in this area.

1589
01:25:09,084 --> 01:25:12,003
Fuck me in the ass!

1590
01:25:12,087 --> 01:25:14,005
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

1591
01:25:22,806 --> 01:25:26,017
Sorry, your call could not be
completed as dialed.

1592
01:25:26,101 --> 01:25:29,354
Oh, that sounded just like
the recording, buddy.

1593
01:25:29,438 --> 01:25:31,148
Whoo!

1594
01:25:34,651 --> 01:25:36,987
Come on, Max.
God!

1595
01:25:41,241 --> 01:25:42,451
Refrigerator.

1596
01:25:45,871 --> 01:25:48,123
Oh, yeah.

1597
01:25:57,132 --> 01:25:58,717
This is it.
This is it.

1598
01:26:00,010 --> 01:26:02,262
Charlie, where are you?
I can't find Max anywhere.

1599
01:26:02,345 --> 01:26:04,389
I found the formula!

1600
01:26:04,473 --> 01:26:07,142
- What? Are you sure?
- Yes!

1601
01:26:07,225 --> 01:26:08,769
I'm looking at it right now!

1602
01:26:08,852 --> 01:26:11,855
Ronald disguised it
as an app on his tablet!

1603
01:26:11,938 --> 01:26:13,273
Wow, you're amazing.

1604
01:26:13,356 --> 01:26:16,276
You are a geek,
but you are the man.

1605
01:26:16,359 --> 01:26:18,945
I'm gonna find Max, okay?
I'm gonna try one more place.

1606
01:26:20,155 --> 01:26:23,450
And I won all the gymnastics competitions
in sixth grade.

1607
01:26:24,409 --> 01:26:29,164
Then my damned growth spurt.
Seventeen inches in 18 months.

1608
01:26:30,332 --> 01:26:34,544
That, of course, put an end
to my competitive career.

1609
01:26:34,628 --> 01:26:39,257
Lucky me, I found an occupation
that was even more enjoyable.

1610
01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:42,761
Wow. What an amazing story
of personal triumph.

1611
01:26:42,844 --> 01:26:46,389
Looking forward to watching the...
30 for 30 on that.

1612
01:26:52,729 --> 01:26:55,857
I just wanna say, before you do
what you're about to do...

1613
01:26:55,941 --> 01:26:57,859
your boyfriend or husband or whatever

1614
01:26:57,943 --> 01:27:02,614
is just a lucky man to find someone
so talented at ass play.

1615
01:27:02,697 --> 01:27:03,824
Good on him.

1616
01:27:03,907 --> 01:27:05,534
I'm not gay.

1617
01:27:05,617 --> 01:27:08,370
Would you like some glass sprinkles?

1618
01:27:08,453 --> 01:27:09,704
Oh, come on. You...

1619
01:27:09,788 --> 01:27:11,581
If you put that thing in my ass,
you're gay.

1620
01:27:11,665 --> 01:27:14,709
I mean, it's cool.
You're in a safe room.

1621
01:27:14,793 --> 01:27:17,838
The only one getting fucked here is you.

1622
01:27:17,921 --> 01:27:20,507
Yeah, yeah, but are
you gonna enjoy doing it?

1623
01:27:21,591 --> 01:27:22,884
Every last inch of it.

1624
01:27:22,968 --> 01:27:24,886
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's a gay thing.

1625
01:27:25,846 --> 01:27:28,765
That's... It's not gay.
It's torture.

1626
01:27:28,849 --> 01:27:29,891
- No.
- That is different.

1627
01:27:29,975 --> 01:27:31,351
Taking my fingernails off,

1628
01:27:31,434 --> 01:27:34,020
or fucking making me stay awake
for 12 weeks is torture,

1629
01:27:34,104 --> 01:27:35,730
but greasing up a dildo

1630
01:27:35,814 --> 01:27:37,858
and pretending it's your own dick

1631
01:27:37,941 --> 01:27:40,402
and wanting to stick it in me,
that's homosexuality.

1632
01:27:40,485 --> 01:27:41,695
Textbook.

1633
01:27:43,029 --> 01:27:44,948
Are you afraid to tell your parents,
is that it?

1634
01:27:46,241 --> 01:27:47,242
You know what?

1635
01:27:47,325 --> 01:27:48,493
I'm looking forward to this,

1636
01:27:48,577 --> 01:27:50,579
and I'm not letting you
take it away from me

1637
01:27:50,662 --> 01:27:52,330
with your fucking mind games!

1638
01:27:52,414 --> 01:27:53,582
God damn it!

1639
01:27:53,665 --> 01:27:55,667
All right, all right, all right.

1640
01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:58,920
Look out, teeth, look out, gums,

1641
01:27:59,004 --> 01:28:00,422
look out, keister,

1642
01:28:00,505 --> 01:28:03,049
- here it comes!
- Oh, my God!

1643
01:28:03,133 --> 01:28:04,175
Heather!

1644
01:28:04,259 --> 01:28:06,720
Get the fuck out of here!
Run, he's crazy!

1645
01:28:07,637 --> 01:28:09,931
What the hell are you doing?

1646
01:28:10,015 --> 01:28:13,059
Nothing.
Just two straight guys having fun.

1647
01:28:13,143 --> 01:28:15,604
Well, stop fucking around.

1648
01:28:15,687 --> 01:28:19,065
Call your boss.
Tell him to get ready to wire me my money.

1649
01:28:22,819 --> 01:28:25,989
You lying bitch.
It was you.

1650
01:28:26,615 --> 01:28:28,450
Of course it was me.

1651
01:28:28,533 --> 01:28:29,910
Aw, Max.

1652
01:28:29,993 --> 01:28:33,204
Did you really think
that a woman in mourning

1653
01:28:33,330 --> 01:28:35,790
would let two strange buffoons
in her house,

1654
01:28:35,874 --> 01:28:37,918
then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit

1655
01:28:38,001 --> 01:28:39,794
and let one of them bang her,

1656
01:28:39,878 --> 01:28:43,840
even though he's only 5'2"
and smells like a pile of shoes?

1657
01:28:43,924 --> 01:28:45,717
All I had to do was push my tits out

1658
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,803
and you followed them
like horny teenagers.

1659
01:28:48,887 --> 01:28:52,098
Do you have any idea
how many lives this affects?

1660
01:28:52,182 --> 01:28:53,600
Why would you do this?

1661
01:28:53,683 --> 01:28:58,730
Ronnie was offered a fortune
to bury the drug, but he refused.

1662
01:28:58,813 --> 01:28:59,856
I didn't.

1663
01:28:59,940 --> 01:29:01,524
I should've seen this coming.

1664
01:29:01,608 --> 01:29:04,569
Charlie's always had
the shittiest taste in women.

1665
01:29:04,653 --> 01:29:07,405
Huh, speak of the devil.

1666
01:29:15,205 --> 01:29:19,292
Charlie,
I think Max killed Shecky!

1667
01:29:19,376 --> 01:29:21,795
Yeah! He's out of control!

1668
01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:24,631
You were right, I think he's
just doing this for the money.

1669
01:29:24,714 --> 01:29:27,133
You have to leave his mom's house
right now, it's not safe.

1670
01:29:28,635 --> 01:29:31,763
Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes
and bring the tablet.

1671
01:29:31,846 --> 01:29:33,598
We have to make sure
we get it into the right hands

1672
01:29:33,682 --> 01:29:35,141
before Max finds it.

1673
01:29:35,225 --> 01:29:37,769
Oh, and, Charlie...

1674
01:29:38,728 --> 01:29:39,896
be careful.

1675
01:29:40,855 --> 01:29:42,732
I don't wanna lose you, too.

1676
01:29:43,817 --> 01:29:46,986
Yeah.

1677
01:29:50,573 --> 01:29:52,200
Aw...

1678
01:29:52,283 --> 01:29:54,119
He's so sweet.

1679
01:29:54,202 --> 01:29:56,287
Actually, you are, too.

1680
01:29:56,413 --> 01:29:58,707
I would have rather fucked you.

1681
01:29:58,790 --> 01:30:00,458
Put a bullet in his head.

1682
01:30:06,464 --> 01:30:09,509
- Mmm.
- Relax. I'm not going to shoot you.

1683
01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:15,098
That would be too quick.

1684
01:30:16,266 --> 01:30:19,102
There's still so much fun for us to have.

1685
01:30:22,647 --> 01:30:25,024
Hours of fun.

1686
01:30:26,693 --> 01:30:28,069
Ooh...

1687
01:30:41,249 --> 01:30:42,667
Look out!

1688
01:30:46,004 --> 01:30:48,757
Nice try, asshole.

1689
01:31:03,313 --> 01:31:06,816
That's how he would have wanted to go.

1690
01:31:12,781 --> 01:31:13,782
Charlie!

1691
01:31:13,865 --> 01:31:15,575
- Charlie!
- Hey.

1692
01:31:15,658 --> 01:31:17,243
Hey, baby. Baby.

1693
01:31:17,327 --> 01:31:19,078
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I was so worried about you.

1694
01:31:19,162 --> 01:31:20,622
I know, I'm freaking out.

1695
01:31:20,705 --> 01:31:22,916
I can't believe Max
would do that to Shecky.

1696
01:31:22,999 --> 01:31:26,461
It's like we don't know anyone.
My husband, your best friend...

1697
01:31:26,544 --> 01:31:28,880
- Money makes people crazy, Charlie.
- I know. I know.

1698
01:31:28,963 --> 01:31:30,048
Did you bring the tablet?

1699
01:31:30,131 --> 01:31:32,342
Of course, of course.
It's right here.

1700
01:31:32,425 --> 01:31:33,551
Yeah?

1701
01:31:34,052 --> 01:31:35,470
Oh!

1702
01:31:35,553 --> 01:31:38,765
Motherfucker!
What the hell, Charlie?

1703
01:31:38,848 --> 01:31:40,850
You picked the wrong guy to play, lady.

1704
01:31:40,934 --> 01:31:44,938
I do know Max and he would
never kill an innocent man!

1705
01:31:46,356 --> 01:31:47,732
Well, I'm about to.

1706
01:31:52,111 --> 01:31:54,197
I'm so tired...

1707
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,991
...of women lying to me...

1708
01:31:57,075 --> 01:31:58,743
...and fucking me over!

1709
01:31:58,827 --> 01:32:02,831
You know why everyone
treats you like that, Charlie?

1710
01:32:02,914 --> 01:32:04,999
- Because you're such a pussy!
- Ow!

1711
01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:07,001
God damn it!

1712
01:32:07,085 --> 01:32:08,837
Ow...

1713
01:32:08,920 --> 01:32:10,630
Ow!

1714
01:32:17,554 --> 01:32:19,514
I believe this is mine.

1715
01:32:19,597 --> 01:32:21,432
It's been fun, Charlie.

1716
01:32:21,516 --> 01:32:22,809
No, no, no.

1717
01:32:22,892 --> 01:32:26,437
Before you kill me...
I want to tell you something.

1718
01:32:27,272 --> 01:32:28,898
After we had sex...

1719
01:32:31,693 --> 01:32:33,903
you farted in your sleep.

1720
01:32:34,863 --> 01:32:36,197
Like, six times.

1721
01:32:36,281 --> 01:32:39,242
Yeah, well, no one but you
will ever know that,

1722
01:32:39,325 --> 01:32:41,911
because there's no way you're faking
your way out of this death, Charlie.

1723
01:32:41,995 --> 01:32:43,204
No.

1724
01:32:50,253 --> 01:32:51,254
No!

1725
01:32:59,387 --> 01:33:01,848
Max! Ow! God!

1726
01:33:01,931 --> 01:33:03,474
- Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
- Charlie.

1727
01:33:03,558 --> 01:33:07,061
I love you. Oh, man, I didn't
mean that shit I said about you.

1728
01:33:07,145 --> 01:33:09,606
Fuck that shit.
I don't give a fuck, man.

1729
01:33:09,689 --> 01:33:12,066
I just popped the perfect wheelie.
I could be a cop.

1730
01:33:12,150 --> 01:33:13,151
Did you see that?

1731
01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:15,695
- All I had to do was fucking...
- I saw the whole thing.

1732
01:33:15,778 --> 01:33:16,898
- You looked good.
- Come on.

1733
01:33:16,946 --> 01:33:18,197
It's déjà vu.

1734
01:33:18,281 --> 01:33:20,950
I get to kill Butch and Ronnie
all over again.

1735
01:33:21,034 --> 01:33:24,078
You two wanna tickle each other's
balls first, like they used to?

1736
01:33:24,162 --> 01:33:26,331
Or should I kill you straight away?

1737
01:35:34,542 --> 01:35:35,668
Stay where you are!

1738
01:35:36,377 --> 01:35:39,255
Drop your weapon
and get your hands in the air!

1739
01:35:41,591 --> 01:35:42,592
- No!
- What happened?

1740
01:35:44,010 --> 01:35:45,303
What?

1741
01:35:45,386 --> 01:35:47,263
- Oh, no!
- What the fuck?

1742
01:35:47,346 --> 01:35:48,931
What, what?

1743
01:35:49,015 --> 01:35:51,934
You fucking threw the shit
in the fucking water!

1744
01:35:52,018 --> 01:35:54,395
There was
a gun pointed at my head!

1745
01:36:03,780 --> 01:36:06,532
Bob?
From American Express Bob?

1746
01:36:06,616 --> 01:36:09,452
Actually it's Bob from the FBI.

1747
01:36:09,535 --> 01:36:12,246
Oh... shit.

1748
01:36:12,330 --> 01:36:13,664
Here, take the dinosaur.

1749
01:36:13,748 --> 01:36:14,916
Yeah, go play.

1750
01:36:14,999 --> 01:36:16,542
What is it?

1751
01:36:17,126 --> 01:36:18,646
We fished the tablet out of the water.

1752
01:36:18,711 --> 01:36:21,422
I had my best tech guys take a look at it.

1753
01:36:21,506 --> 01:36:22,840
And, uh...

1754
01:36:24,258 --> 01:36:25,635
it's a goner.

1755
01:36:27,428 --> 01:36:28,471
All right.

1756
01:36:29,847 --> 01:36:31,140
I'm really sorry.

1757
01:36:31,224 --> 01:36:34,060
Oh, baby, we'll find another way.

1758
01:36:34,143 --> 01:36:35,645
We're gonna find another way.

1759
01:36:35,728 --> 01:36:36,729
Yeah.

1760
01:36:36,813 --> 01:36:39,023
We'll keep fighting.
We'll keep fighting.

1761
01:36:39,107 --> 01:36:43,069
Mrs. Kessler...
your husband's under arrest.

1762
01:36:43,152 --> 01:36:45,696
When your friend finishes getting
his broken ribs patched up,

1763
01:36:45,780 --> 01:36:47,532
I gotta take both of you directly to jail.

1764
01:36:47,615 --> 01:36:49,367
Fuck he is, man!

1765
01:36:49,450 --> 01:36:51,119
Do you know how long
I've waited for this one?

1766
01:36:51,202 --> 01:36:52,411
- Sorry, baby.
- All right, we're good.

1767
01:36:52,495 --> 01:36:53,615
- We're good.
- Real emotional.

1768
01:36:53,663 --> 01:36:54,831
What's this?
What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa!

1769
01:36:54,914 --> 01:36:58,126
Whoa! He's got broken ribs...
why is he knocked out right now?

1770
01:36:58,209 --> 01:36:59,669
We're taking him into surgery.

1771
01:36:59,752 --> 01:37:03,714
We found something rather alarming
in his rectum.

1772
01:37:03,798 --> 01:37:05,258
- What? What?
- What just happened?

1773
01:37:05,341 --> 01:37:07,927
It appears to be a USB drive.

1774
01:37:11,931 --> 01:37:13,474
You backed it up?

1775
01:37:13,558 --> 01:37:15,393
He backed it up!

1776
01:37:15,476 --> 01:37:19,147
- You careful motherfucker! Yes!
- Oh!

1777
01:37:22,316 --> 01:37:23,359
Yes!

1778
01:37:23,442 --> 01:37:24,485
Charlie!

1779
01:37:24,569 --> 01:37:26,279
You did it, boy! Yes!

1780
01:37:26,362 --> 01:37:27,572
Yeah!

1781
01:37:27,655 --> 01:37:29,615
You know,
a good friend of mine once told me,

1782
01:37:29,699 --> 01:37:31,579
"You always have to have
a rubber in your wallet

1783
01:37:31,617 --> 01:37:32,910
and an umbrella in your trunk,

1784
01:37:32,994 --> 01:37:35,329
'cause you never know when
you're gonna fuck in the rain."

1785
01:37:35,413 --> 01:37:38,207
He also suggested carrying
around zombie makeup

1786
01:37:38,291 --> 01:37:40,334
for those times when
you want to strike terror

1787
01:37:40,418 --> 01:37:42,962
into the hearts of people
who screwed you over.

1788
01:37:46,007 --> 01:37:48,426
Please don't eat me.
Don't eat me! Eat her!

1789
01:37:50,761 --> 01:37:53,723
Go get your own fucking fortune cookies!

1790
01:37:55,683 --> 01:37:58,436
And most importantly,
when you're really in trouble,

1791
01:37:58,519 --> 01:38:00,730
when you've committed many,
many crimes

1792
01:38:00,813 --> 01:38:03,608
across several states
and a US territory...

1793
01:38:03,691 --> 01:38:07,570
there's only one chip that can
get you off scot-free.

1794
01:38:07,653 --> 01:38:11,032
One card that you can play
to get you out of anything.

1795
01:38:11,157 --> 01:38:13,409
An effective treatment for cancer.

1796
01:38:43,314 --> 01:38:45,024
Good job!

1797
01:38:45,107 --> 01:38:46,525
- That was so...
- Yeah.

1798
01:38:46,609 --> 01:38:48,486
Yeah.

1799
01:38:52,615 --> 01:38:54,158
What are you doing, Mother?

1800
01:38:54,242 --> 01:38:55,868
Why would you do that, Ma?

1801
01:38:55,952 --> 01:39:01,332
I just wanted to bring back
some sweet memories to Charlie.

1802
01:39:01,415 --> 01:39:04,710
That's really nice, Ma.
He's crying. You happy?

1803
01:39:04,794 --> 01:39:07,672
Do they still look as good as they looked

1804
01:39:07,755 --> 01:39:09,465
when you peeked on me in the shower?

1805
01:39:09,548 --> 01:39:11,926
They're even better!

1806
01:39:12,009 --> 01:39:13,928
He's being polite.
It's awful!

1807
01:39:14,887 --> 01:39:17,139
They might have a
few more miles on them...

1808
01:39:18,140 --> 01:39:21,394
- but they still taste brand new.
- Oh!

1809
01:39:21,477 --> 01:39:24,188
All right, enjoy yourself, Ma,
you're in Puerto Rico.

1810
01:39:24,272 --> 01:39:26,607
Hey, come on.
Let's do this.

1811
01:39:26,691 --> 01:39:28,985
No, no, no, no, I'm tired.
I'm sorry.

1812
01:39:29,068 --> 01:39:30,319
- Do it, you should.
- You're in remission.

1813
01:39:30,403 --> 01:39:32,947
You can't play that cancer card anymore.
Let's go.

1814
01:39:33,030 --> 01:39:35,992
Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat.
I'm fuckin' starving!

1815
01:39:36,075 --> 01:39:37,576
- Carmine, be nice.
- I am nice.

1816
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:40,162
- I have low blood sugar, you know that.
- Carmine's hungry!

1817
01:39:40,288 --> 01:39:41,831
You can't fucking keep him waitin'.
Let's go!

1818
01:39:41,914 --> 01:39:44,458
Let's go!
All right, love you guys.

1819
01:39:44,542 --> 01:39:46,294
- Be safe!
- Yep.

1820
01:39:59,307 --> 01:40:01,309
Sure about this, tough guy?

1821
01:40:01,392 --> 01:40:02,435
Fuck yes.

1822
01:40:03,394 --> 01:40:04,770
You only live twice, right?

1822
01:40:05,305 --> 01:40:11,421
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