WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:15.495 --> 00:00:18.081 Yeah! Raise the roof for your class song, 3 00:00:18.165 --> 00:00:21.418 "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. 4 00:00:21.501 --> 00:00:27.299 Now, it's time to give it up for your 1991 prom king and queen, 5 00:00:27.382 --> 00:00:29.926 Ted-O and Nikki! 6 00:00:33.096 --> 00:00:34.931 Ted-O. Ted-O. 7 00:00:35.015 --> 00:00:37.142 Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O. 8 00:00:38.769 --> 00:00:40.187 Vincent! 9 00:00:54.785 --> 00:00:56.370 Reunions are strange. 10 00:00:56.453 --> 00:00:59.122 They bring up a lot of feelings about your past. 11 00:01:00.123 --> 00:01:01.541 Were you a jock? 12 00:01:01.625 --> 00:01:03.335 A pothead? 13 00:01:03.418 --> 00:01:04.670 A drama club kid? 14 00:01:07.130 --> 00:01:09.007 A loser? 15 00:01:09.091 --> 00:01:12.928 Did you get the girl... or did she ever even notice you? 16 00:01:13.720 --> 00:01:17.432 Who did you want to be, and who did you actually become? 17 00:01:21.353 --> 00:01:22.729 Damn, Charlie. 18 00:01:22.813 --> 00:01:25.524 Are you still hung up on that skank? 19 00:01:26.066 --> 00:01:27.150 Hey. 20 00:01:27.943 --> 00:01:31.029 You forgot the guy who showed you your first pair of tits? 21 00:01:32.906 --> 00:01:34.866 You're givin' me dead eyes? It's me! 22 00:01:34.950 --> 00:01:36.368 It's Maxi-Pad! 23 00:01:38.203 --> 00:01:39.704 Max Kessler! 24 00:01:39.830 --> 00:01:41.289 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 25 00:01:41.373 --> 00:01:43.583 I haven't seen you in forever. Wow. 26 00:01:43.667 --> 00:01:45.919 So, how is your mother? 27 00:01:46.002 --> 00:01:49.131 Oh, well, you wouldn't want to check her out in the shower these days. 28 00:01:49.214 --> 00:01:50.674 Not lookin' too good. 29 00:01:50.757 --> 00:01:53.260 You know, I still think she might have known that we were watching. 30 00:01:53.343 --> 00:01:55.929 Are you kiddin' me? That's why she winked at you in the middle. 31 00:01:56.012 --> 00:01:58.974 You were her little Macaulay Culkin. 32 00:02:04.187 --> 00:02:06.773 Man, these two assholes deserve each other. 33 00:02:07.274 --> 00:02:10.235 They actually got divorced. They're still really good friends though. 34 00:02:10.318 --> 00:02:11.737 I see that. 35 00:02:15.699 --> 00:02:18.660 They had twins together, but she got remarried. 36 00:02:18.744 --> 00:02:19.786 Wow. 37 00:02:19.870 --> 00:02:23.373 Imagine if her husband was here right now watching that alcoholic hosebag 38 00:02:23.457 --> 00:02:25.250 fucking dry hump her ex. 39 00:02:26.293 --> 00:02:28.044 He is here, actually. 40 00:02:28.712 --> 00:02:33.216 Oh, hey, congratulations. That's good news, man. 41 00:02:33.300 --> 00:02:36.428 I wish you would've told me before I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag. 42 00:02:36.511 --> 00:02:38.305 But, that's... that's excellent. 43 00:02:39.848 --> 00:02:42.392 Whoa. Excuse me, one second. 44 00:02:42.476 --> 00:02:45.061 Hey, come on. Ted-O. No, no. No... too much. 45 00:02:45.145 --> 00:02:46.438 Oh, God. 46 00:02:46.521 --> 00:02:49.441 Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo! 47 00:02:49.524 --> 00:02:52.068 It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby! 48 00:02:52.152 --> 00:02:54.362 I lose my shit! Every time. 49 00:02:55.906 --> 00:02:58.074 Relax, Charlie, we were just dancin'. 50 00:02:58.158 --> 00:02:59.493 You don't have to make a scene. 51 00:02:59.576 --> 00:03:02.287 He's making a scene? You're the one getting a pap smear out here. 52 00:03:02.412 --> 00:03:04.748 I wasn't getting a pap smear, shit-for-brains. 53 00:03:04.831 --> 00:03:05.832 - Hey, hey. - No, no. 54 00:03:05.916 --> 00:03:08.210 Here's what happened, all right? Here's what happened. 55 00:03:08.293 --> 00:03:09.377 I think we had a little... 56 00:03:09.461 --> 00:03:12.047 few too many beers and we're just gonna call it a night. 57 00:03:12.130 --> 00:03:13.298 Okay, fine. 58 00:03:13.381 --> 00:03:15.634 Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah! 59 00:03:15.717 --> 00:03:18.303 You know I can't leave right now, I'm the class treasurer. 60 00:03:18.386 --> 00:03:20.722 I have to settle up with the DJ and the hotel. 61 00:03:20.805 --> 00:03:21.932 - Okay? You... - You know what? 62 00:03:22.015 --> 00:03:23.683 Jimmy Badboy's got a limo. 63 00:03:23.767 --> 00:03:25.977 Now, she could just hop right in with me if you wanted. 64 00:03:26.061 --> 00:03:27.741 - If it's all right. - Oh, that sounds great. 65 00:03:27.812 --> 00:03:29.814 - Yeah? - Let me ask my dad. 66 00:03:30.816 --> 00:03:32.901 Hey, listen, it's better than drinking and driving. 67 00:03:32.984 --> 00:03:35.862 Yes, okay, fine. I'll see you at home. 68 00:03:35.946 --> 00:03:38.323 - It's a limousine. - All right. 69 00:03:39.366 --> 00:03:41.535 I'll take good care of her. Whoo! 70 00:03:41.618 --> 00:03:43.119 I'm sorry. 71 00:03:43.203 --> 00:03:45.205 If I'm remembering correctly, 72 00:03:45.288 --> 00:03:49.209 Charlie McMillan always loved himself a Bud Light. 73 00:03:51.378 --> 00:03:55.757 How about that time my father took us on the drive-along in his cop car. 74 00:03:55.841 --> 00:03:57.801 Oh, I remember that. 75 00:03:57.884 --> 00:03:59.845 And that guy we had to arrest, 76 00:03:59.928 --> 00:04:02.264 who kept flashing everybody at the 7-Eleven. 77 00:04:02.347 --> 00:04:04.224 You stuck me in the backseat with that guy! 78 00:04:04.307 --> 00:04:09.062 Yeah, who would have thought a guy could whack off with a set of handcuffs on? 79 00:04:11.189 --> 00:04:13.650 Why did we ever stop hangin' out? 80 00:04:13.733 --> 00:04:16.027 We lived right across the street from each other. 81 00:04:16.111 --> 00:04:18.530 I don't know. We had different classes. 82 00:04:18.613 --> 00:04:20.657 Yeah, you were with all the smart kids. 83 00:04:20.740 --> 00:04:24.119 I was in shop class making bird cages and foot stools. 84 00:04:24.202 --> 00:04:25.370 Yeah. 85 00:04:25.453 --> 00:04:27.205 And after your dad died... 86 00:04:27.289 --> 00:04:30.125 Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh? 87 00:04:31.084 --> 00:04:34.921 I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Growing up without a dad. 88 00:04:36.464 --> 00:04:37.799 But you're in Jacksonville now. 89 00:04:37.883 --> 00:04:39.551 Tell me about yourself. I don't know anything. 90 00:04:39.634 --> 00:04:42.387 Remember how we said we were gonna kick ass and take names? 91 00:04:42.470 --> 00:04:43.471 Oh, yeah, we did. 92 00:04:43.555 --> 00:04:45.807 You were going to invent time travel, weren't you? 93 00:04:45.891 --> 00:04:49.019 And you were gonna be an FBI agent. 94 00:04:49.102 --> 00:04:50.186 That's right. 95 00:04:50.270 --> 00:04:52.439 Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor, 96 00:04:52.522 --> 00:04:55.525 said I was gonna end up working in the morgue. 97 00:04:55.609 --> 00:04:57.944 - He did not like you. - Yeah. 98 00:04:58.028 --> 00:05:02.240 But I guess old Mr. Falcone can suck my dick. 99 00:05:02.908 --> 00:05:04.618 Shut up! Shut... 100 00:05:04.701 --> 00:05:07.203 Are you kidding me? You did it? 101 00:05:07.287 --> 00:05:09.039 Oh, my God, man! 102 00:05:09.122 --> 00:05:11.124 Are you packin' heat? 103 00:05:12.876 --> 00:05:14.044 Jesus! 104 00:05:15.170 --> 00:05:16.463 My God. 105 00:05:16.546 --> 00:05:19.507 Have you ever had to... shoot anybody? 106 00:05:19.591 --> 00:05:21.718 I don't kill and tell, Charlie. 107 00:05:21.801 --> 00:05:23.803 These are human beings we're talking about. 108 00:05:23.887 --> 00:05:24.888 Yeah. 109 00:05:26.264 --> 00:05:27.849 Eight people. 110 00:05:27.933 --> 00:05:30.769 Are you kidding me, dude? This is cra... 111 00:05:31.770 --> 00:05:35.607 Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I... 112 00:05:35.690 --> 00:05:37.317 I have not done that. That's... 113 00:05:37.400 --> 00:05:39.569 I did it with you. That was the last time. 114 00:05:39.653 --> 00:05:41.112 Yep. 115 00:05:41.196 --> 00:05:43.823 It's good to see me again, ain't it? 116 00:05:43.907 --> 00:05:46.076 Wait, right... Smoke it right here? 117 00:05:46.159 --> 00:05:48.411 You're runnin' with the law tonight, Charlie. 118 00:05:48.495 --> 00:05:50.163 You're an untouchable. 119 00:05:52.207 --> 00:05:53.375 That's right. 120 00:06:03.134 --> 00:06:04.135 Oh... here. 121 00:06:04.219 --> 00:06:06.179 Oh, no, I can't. 122 00:06:06.262 --> 00:06:09.182 Fucking Bureau does random tests. You want to get me fired? 123 00:06:09.808 --> 00:06:10.850 Oh... 124 00:06:10.934 --> 00:06:13.770 So, what else, Charlie? 125 00:06:13.853 --> 00:06:15.480 Believe it or not... 126 00:06:15.563 --> 00:06:18.817 I still actually work at the same place I worked in high school. 127 00:06:18.900 --> 00:06:20.944 Save & Pay Supermarket? 128 00:06:21.695 --> 00:06:24.572 No. No, I've never worked at Save & Pay. 129 00:06:24.656 --> 00:06:27.575 I manage the bank that's inside of Save & Pay. 130 00:06:27.659 --> 00:06:30.662 Palm Coast Savings Bank has nothing to do with the supermarket. 131 00:06:30.745 --> 00:06:32.163 Except the fact that it's in it. 132 00:06:32.247 --> 00:06:35.083 Right, it's in it, but that doesn't mean it's a part of it. 133 00:06:35.166 --> 00:06:36.960 It's its own entity. 134 00:06:37.043 --> 00:06:39.713 So if the supermarket was closed, could I get into the bank? 135 00:06:39.796 --> 00:06:41.214 Wouldn't happen. 136 00:06:41.297 --> 00:06:43.758 We keep banking hours, so we close before them. 137 00:06:43.842 --> 00:06:46.177 You keep telling yourself that, Charlie. 138 00:06:47.303 --> 00:06:49.597 Where you living? 139 00:06:49.681 --> 00:06:51.266 I live in the same house. 140 00:06:51.349 --> 00:06:52.934 - Yeah? - Yeah, Oakmont. 141 00:06:53.017 --> 00:06:56.271 Man, if you still had that Gremlin piece of shit you used to drive, 142 00:06:56.354 --> 00:06:57.814 we'd be right back in high school. 143 00:06:57.897 --> 00:07:00.608 The old Gremlin. I remember that. 144 00:07:00.692 --> 00:07:02.110 Yeah, I still have it. 145 00:07:02.193 --> 00:07:03.778 - You're shittin' me. - Yeah. 146 00:07:03.862 --> 00:07:05.989 - So, basically, everything... - It's the same. 147 00:07:06.072 --> 00:07:07.449 Yeah, it's the same. 148 00:07:07.532 --> 00:07:09.701 But things are good, man. Things are great. 149 00:07:10.577 --> 00:07:12.162 It's going great, seriously. 150 00:07:13.204 --> 00:07:15.206 Come on, let's get real. 151 00:07:16.875 --> 00:07:19.544 Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain. 152 00:07:26.342 --> 00:07:27.761 My life fuckin' sucks. 153 00:07:27.844 --> 00:07:28.970 Yeah. 154 00:07:30.388 --> 00:07:32.515 I drive the same car. I have the same job. 155 00:07:33.099 --> 00:07:34.267 I talk to the same people. 156 00:07:34.350 --> 00:07:36.102 I'm chasing the same girl... 157 00:07:36.186 --> 00:07:38.229 except now I pay all her credit card bills. 158 00:07:38.313 --> 00:07:39.814 She still doesn't care about me. 159 00:07:39.898 --> 00:07:41.649 I mean, I talked to these people tonight, 160 00:07:41.733 --> 00:07:45.987 they're going parasailing, motorcycle racing, cliff diving. 161 00:07:46.071 --> 00:07:49.949 Oh, fuck all the people tonight. They're all fat and old-lookin'. 162 00:07:50.033 --> 00:07:52.035 Go to Antigua. Jump off a cliff. 163 00:07:52.118 --> 00:07:54.537 I'm too much of a pussy. I would never do that. 164 00:07:54.621 --> 00:07:56.623 Plus, I can't. I can't go to Antigua. 165 00:07:56.706 --> 00:07:58.917 I can't go anywhere, I don't have a passport. 166 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.168 Oh! 167 00:08:00.251 --> 00:08:02.879 You're not a pussy, Charlie. You never were a pussy. 168 00:08:02.962 --> 00:08:05.340 I'm just in a rut... a bad one. 169 00:08:05.423 --> 00:08:07.300 I have so many responsibilities. 170 00:08:07.383 --> 00:08:09.344 Like putting Ted-O's twins through college? 171 00:08:10.011 --> 00:08:11.971 Exactly, that is on the list. 172 00:08:12.055 --> 00:08:14.766 I mean, what the hell happened to my life? 173 00:08:15.433 --> 00:08:17.310 Can't give up hope, bud. 174 00:08:18.103 --> 00:08:21.606 Wish I could start from scratch. Just get it right this time. 175 00:08:27.320 --> 00:08:31.241 Hey, maybe this is the weed, I think there's some girl spying on us. 176 00:08:31.324 --> 00:08:33.827 - 5'5"? - Yeah. 177 00:08:33.910 --> 00:08:35.036 - Dark wig? - Yeah. 178 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:36.204 - Button nose? - Yeah. 179 00:08:36.287 --> 00:08:37.997 - Don't acknowledge her. - Oh. 180 00:08:39.040 --> 00:08:41.126 It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend. 181 00:08:41.209 --> 00:08:42.418 Is she stalkin' you? 182 00:08:42.502 --> 00:08:44.045 She can't quit me. 183 00:08:44.129 --> 00:08:46.798 - I gotta talk to her. - No, wait. Wait. 184 00:08:50.885 --> 00:08:52.762 - I miss you. - Well... good. 185 00:08:52.846 --> 00:08:54.055 - Change your mind. - Nope. 186 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:56.015 - Please. - You gotta just fucking be tough. 187 00:08:56.099 --> 00:08:57.559 Just toughen the fuck... 188 00:08:58.268 --> 00:08:59.644 Oh, I hate you. 189 00:09:01.521 --> 00:09:03.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 190 00:09:09.863 --> 00:09:11.406 She's gonna leave you alone now. 191 00:09:11.489 --> 00:09:13.324 No, I gave her my hotel key. 192 00:09:13.408 --> 00:09:14.951 She drove all the way out here. 193 00:09:15.034 --> 00:09:18.204 Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot before I send her back to the zoo, 194 00:09:18.288 --> 00:09:19.372 you know what I mean. 195 00:09:19.455 --> 00:09:20.665 Damn it, man. 196 00:09:20.748 --> 00:09:23.668 You are kicking ass and taking names. You're doing it. 197 00:09:23.751 --> 00:09:25.712 You should be doing that with me, Charlie. 198 00:09:25.795 --> 00:09:28.423 - Like we always talked about. - Yeah. 199 00:09:28.506 --> 00:09:31.551 Hey... I hope I see you again. 200 00:09:31.634 --> 00:09:33.094 Yeah, me, too. 201 00:09:56.951 --> 00:09:58.286 Yeah. No, I'm here. 202 00:09:58.369 --> 00:09:59.913 That's right. I got dinner. 203 00:10:00.038 --> 00:10:02.749 It's covered. I got Chinese. Everything you want. 204 00:10:02.832 --> 00:10:04.375 I got the six egg rolls, 205 00:10:04.459 --> 00:10:06.544 four orange chickens, two Kung Pao chickens. 206 00:10:06.628 --> 00:10:08.004 Just the way you like it. 207 00:10:08.087 --> 00:10:09.380 Oh... okay. 208 00:10:12.383 --> 00:10:14.427 Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Uh, you sure? 209 00:10:14.510 --> 00:10:17.055 Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens, are you sure? 210 00:10:17.138 --> 00:10:19.933 - Excuse me. - Okay, I gotta go. Bye. 211 00:10:20.016 --> 00:10:21.392 Are you the manager? 212 00:10:21.476 --> 00:10:23.186 Why, yes I am. How can I help you? 213 00:10:23.269 --> 00:10:27.148 Can you tell me where I can find the kitty litter aisle? 214 00:10:27.232 --> 00:10:29.567 Actually, I'm the bank manager. 215 00:10:29.651 --> 00:10:30.652 Oh... 216 00:10:30.735 --> 00:10:34.405 Palm Coast Savings is a bank and we have nothing to do with Save & Pay. 217 00:10:35.198 --> 00:10:36.324 Kitty litter? 218 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:38.826 It's aisle two. 219 00:10:50.296 --> 00:10:52.840 Hey. 220 00:10:52.924 --> 00:10:54.759 How was karate, boys? 221 00:10:54.842 --> 00:10:56.010 See for yourself! 222 00:10:59.264 --> 00:11:01.557 Hey, Mom, check it out. Charlie pissed his pants. 223 00:11:08.815 --> 00:11:11.401 Are you sure you're not yankin' my crank? 224 00:11:11.484 --> 00:11:12.652 This is real? 225 00:11:12.735 --> 00:11:15.113 All expenses paid? 226 00:11:15.196 --> 00:11:17.323 Naples, Italy? 227 00:11:18.366 --> 00:11:20.243 Naples, Florida? 228 00:11:21.160 --> 00:11:23.538 Oh! Oh, my God, we so need this. 229 00:11:23.663 --> 00:11:24.664 - Thank you. - What is it? 230 00:11:24.747 --> 00:11:26.624 You are not gonna believe what just happened. 231 00:11:26.708 --> 00:11:29.043 I just won a two-day spa weekend 232 00:11:29.127 --> 00:11:32.130 at the Ritz-Carlton Resort in Naples, Florida! 233 00:11:32.213 --> 00:11:33.589 What? 234 00:11:33.673 --> 00:11:35.508 What? How? 235 00:11:35.591 --> 00:11:38.678 I won the grand prize drawin' at the reunion. 236 00:11:38.761 --> 00:11:41.514 I don't even remember there being a drawing at the reunion. 237 00:11:41.597 --> 00:11:44.684 I don't remember the reunion. But I'll fucking take it. 238 00:11:44.767 --> 00:11:46.102 Yeah. Woo-hoo! 239 00:11:46.185 --> 00:11:48.229 Party train. When is it? 240 00:11:48.312 --> 00:11:50.523 - This weekend. - Oh, that's perfect. 241 00:11:50.606 --> 00:11:52.650 Tracy is gonna get turnt up. 242 00:11:52.734 --> 00:11:54.110 Tracy? 243 00:11:54.193 --> 00:11:56.029 I thought this was our weekend together? 244 00:11:56.112 --> 00:11:58.698 Well, Charlie, it's a spa. 245 00:11:58.781 --> 00:12:01.451 It's totally a girls' type of thing. 246 00:12:01.534 --> 00:12:03.202 - Oh. - It's... it's... Oh! 247 00:12:03.286 --> 00:12:05.329 - Oh, okay. - But, hey... Charlie, 248 00:12:05.455 --> 00:12:07.790 this will give you time to paint the garage. 249 00:12:07.874 --> 00:12:09.083 Oh, yeah, right... 250 00:12:10.209 --> 00:12:13.629 Oh, my God, they accept dogs! Tracy's bringing Biscuit! 251 00:12:14.464 --> 00:12:16.841 All right, that sounds fun. 252 00:12:18.676 --> 00:12:21.387 Where the fuck are the fortune cookies? 253 00:12:28.686 --> 00:12:32.482 Karate chop me, you little prick. I wasn't ready for it. 254 00:12:32.565 --> 00:12:35.485 You ready for this? 255 00:12:37.528 --> 00:12:38.780 Asshole. 256 00:13:14.148 --> 00:13:15.358 Ahoy. 257 00:13:16.067 --> 00:13:17.902 And then it happened. 258 00:13:17.985 --> 00:13:20.154 Permission to come aboard, skipper? 259 00:13:20.238 --> 00:13:24.033 Permission granted, little buddy. You ready to get your drink on? 260 00:13:25.243 --> 00:13:29.038 Oh, my God. That is not a Bud Light Party Ball. 261 00:13:29.122 --> 00:13:30.790 If you put your ear to it just right, 262 00:13:30.873 --> 00:13:34.836 you can still hear somebody puking at a Def Leppard concert. 263 00:13:34.919 --> 00:13:37.547 Huh? Huh? 264 00:13:37.630 --> 00:13:39.799 Uh, but I shouldn't have a drink right away, 265 00:13:39.882 --> 00:13:43.886 because I popped a few Dramamine just to, you know, help me get my sea legs. 266 00:13:43.970 --> 00:13:45.263 - Oh... - But, um... 267 00:13:45.346 --> 00:13:49.475 I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets. 268 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:51.602 One of the cashiers at Save & Pay 269 00:13:51.686 --> 00:13:54.480 said that this is a miracle worker for her mother-in-law. 270 00:13:54.564 --> 00:13:55.815 - I get one, too? - Yeah. 271 00:13:55.898 --> 00:13:57.567 Oh, thanks, man. 272 00:13:57.650 --> 00:14:00.611 So, uh, what do you think of my boat? 273 00:14:00.695 --> 00:14:04.240 This is... insane. I've never seen anything like it. 274 00:14:04.323 --> 00:14:06.742 My God, I gotta join the FBI. 275 00:14:06.826 --> 00:14:08.536 How long have you had her? 276 00:14:08.619 --> 00:14:10.163 She's a virgin. 277 00:14:11.122 --> 00:14:13.040 I want you to pop her cherry. 278 00:14:13.124 --> 00:14:15.585 - Me? - Yeah. Grab this. 279 00:14:15.668 --> 00:14:18.171 - What do I do? - Come on. 280 00:14:18.254 --> 00:14:22.258 - To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names! - There he is. 281 00:14:22.341 --> 00:14:25.011 - You fuck! - Are you shitting me? 282 00:14:25.094 --> 00:14:26.304 You brought it back to my... 283 00:14:26.387 --> 00:14:28.806 I'm fucking with you. Yeah! 284 00:14:42.904 --> 00:14:45.865 Yeah. Yeah, man. 285 00:14:59.086 --> 00:15:00.713 Hi! 286 00:15:00.796 --> 00:15:02.089 Hi, guys! 287 00:15:07.303 --> 00:15:09.096 Hey, girls, come on. 288 00:15:10.640 --> 00:15:11.974 Huh? 289 00:15:17.813 --> 00:15:19.690 Fuck, yeah. Thank you! 290 00:15:21.484 --> 00:15:24.070 - Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick." - No. 291 00:15:24.153 --> 00:15:26.280 Show them. Don't even think about it. 292 00:15:26.364 --> 00:15:27.573 Let's see it. Come on! Come on! 293 00:15:27.657 --> 00:15:29.700 Okay. Okay. 294 00:15:33.663 --> 00:15:36.415 - Oh! - Boo! 295 00:15:38.251 --> 00:15:40.461 - What the hell is that? - Come on! 296 00:15:52.807 --> 00:15:54.517 I couldn't believe it. 297 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:56.769 I was having the best time of my adult life. 298 00:16:03.568 --> 00:16:05.486 It was like Max and I had never been apart. 299 00:16:08.322 --> 00:16:12.493 The years melted away and we were goofy teenagers again, having nothing but fun. 300 00:16:12.577 --> 00:16:15.413 Max! 301 00:16:21.419 --> 00:16:25.464 Forgetting my troubles for a while was just what the doctor ordered. 302 00:16:28.384 --> 00:16:30.636 - Wow! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 303 00:16:33.222 --> 00:16:36.475 Fuckin' A, baby! You got dinner for us! 304 00:16:40.813 --> 00:16:43.316 Fuck you! Fuck you! 305 00:17:02.251 --> 00:17:05.921 Deep down, I knew that soon I'd have to get back to the real world. 306 00:17:06.005 --> 00:17:08.007 But Max had a way of making me forget all my... 307 00:17:35.326 --> 00:17:36.410 Hey. 308 00:17:39.413 --> 00:17:40.414 What's... 309 00:17:55.054 --> 00:17:56.931 Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead. 310 00:17:57.973 --> 00:17:59.517 What's going on? 311 00:17:59.600 --> 00:18:01.352 Why am... Why am I tied up? 312 00:18:01.435 --> 00:18:03.688 I didn't want you to freak out when you came to. 313 00:18:03.771 --> 00:18:06.440 You think tying me to a bed's not gonna freak me out? 314 00:18:06.524 --> 00:18:08.526 - Where the hell am I? - You're in a motel. 315 00:18:08.609 --> 00:18:11.904 You were snoring your balls off for, like, 24 hours straight. 316 00:18:11.987 --> 00:18:13.948 Wait, what? What? 317 00:18:14.031 --> 00:18:16.617 Yeah, I guess I went a little heavy on the roofies. 318 00:18:16.701 --> 00:18:17.868 You roofied me? 319 00:18:17.952 --> 00:18:20.621 Max, please let me go. 320 00:18:20.705 --> 00:18:22.790 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem, buddy. 321 00:18:22.873 --> 00:18:24.041 Let me get you out of there. 322 00:18:24.583 --> 00:18:27.378 I got you in a half hitch. You know who taught me that knot? 323 00:18:27.461 --> 00:18:30.381 Your father, when we went fishing that day. 324 00:18:30.464 --> 00:18:33.968 Your equilibrium's gonna be way off 'cause of the drugs. 325 00:18:34.051 --> 00:18:35.386 So just kind of take it easy 326 00:18:35.469 --> 00:18:37.388 - when I get you free, okay? - Uh-huh. 327 00:18:37.471 --> 00:18:38.931 There you go. 328 00:18:42.059 --> 00:18:44.562 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 329 00:18:46.522 --> 00:18:49.859 - Charlie, I told you. - Oh, God. 330 00:18:49.942 --> 00:18:51.277 Come here. 331 00:18:51.360 --> 00:18:54.196 Just do it, serial killer. Kill me, get it over with! 332 00:18:54.280 --> 00:18:57.074 I'm not gonna kill you. What the fuck are you talking about? 333 00:18:57.158 --> 00:18:59.618 Sit down. You know why I'm not gonna kill you? 334 00:18:59.702 --> 00:19:01.704 Because you're already dead. 335 00:19:01.787 --> 00:19:03.789 - What? - I did it, Charlie. 336 00:19:03.873 --> 00:19:06.959 I pulled off the greatest magic act of all time. 337 00:19:07.042 --> 00:19:09.044 I made us disappear. 338 00:19:09.128 --> 00:19:11.338 Wait, you did what? 339 00:19:11.422 --> 00:19:13.466 I faked our deaths. 340 00:19:14.258 --> 00:19:15.885 Charlie, look at this. 341 00:19:15.968 --> 00:19:20.556 I maxed out all my credit cards' cash advances. 342 00:19:21.182 --> 00:19:23.976 $62,000! 343 00:19:24.059 --> 00:19:26.604 Dead people don't have to pay their bills. 344 00:19:26.687 --> 00:19:30.524 So Amex can blow me. And you wanted a passport. 345 00:19:34.445 --> 00:19:35.529 Huh? 346 00:19:35.613 --> 00:19:37.406 Where the fuck is it? 347 00:19:39.283 --> 00:19:40.659 Oh! 348 00:19:40.743 --> 00:19:45.080 You are officially now Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler. 349 00:19:46.415 --> 00:19:50.586 - You were sleeping. - I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. 350 00:19:50.669 --> 00:19:51.837 Well, you can't be Butch Ryder, 351 00:19:51.921 --> 00:19:55.007 'cause I already put my picture on this one, so, you snooze, you lose. 352 00:19:55.090 --> 00:19:57.468 Max, why are you doing this? 353 00:19:57.551 --> 00:20:00.346 So you could start from scratch. Get a brand new life. 354 00:20:00.429 --> 00:20:01.931 I made your wish come true. 355 00:20:02.014 --> 00:20:06.435 That night... I was stoned! I didn't know what I was saying! 356 00:20:06.519 --> 00:20:08.395 Where's Dr. Fishman? 357 00:20:08.479 --> 00:20:10.898 At the bottom of the ocean... with Butch Ryder. 358 00:20:10.981 --> 00:20:13.567 Jesus Christ, how many people did you kill? 359 00:20:14.652 --> 00:20:17.696 I didn't kill anybody. I just borrowed two dead bodies. 360 00:20:17.780 --> 00:20:19.865 Charlie, calm down. 361 00:20:19.949 --> 00:20:22.618 You have a right to be mad, 'cause I did lie to you. 362 00:20:22.701 --> 00:20:23.828 I'm not in the FBI. 363 00:20:23.911 --> 00:20:26.872 I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed of where my life turned out. 364 00:20:26.956 --> 00:20:30.584 I am a coroner. At the city morgue. 365 00:20:30.668 --> 00:20:32.586 Mr. Falcone was right! 366 00:20:32.670 --> 00:20:33.838 I stack bodies for a living. 367 00:20:33.921 --> 00:20:36.507 Just like he uncannily predicted. 368 00:20:36.590 --> 00:20:38.551 I can't believe this. 369 00:20:38.634 --> 00:20:40.803 Hey, we both needed a fresh start. 370 00:20:40.886 --> 00:20:44.306 And when these two age-appropriate bodies rolled in... 371 00:20:44.390 --> 00:20:47.560 no one claimed them for a week, I... fake-cremated them. 372 00:20:47.643 --> 00:20:48.978 And I put 'em on ice. 373 00:20:49.937 --> 00:20:53.023 This is exactly why I had to stop hanging out with you, Max. 374 00:20:53.107 --> 00:20:55.025 It's coming back to me. You're crazy. 375 00:20:55.109 --> 00:20:57.862 This is too much. It's too much. I can't do it. I can't. 376 00:20:57.945 --> 00:21:01.240 Hey, you have to do this, or we're looking at five to ten... 377 00:21:01.323 --> 00:21:02.616 for faking our own deaths. 378 00:21:02.700 --> 00:21:05.411 Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin' insurance on the boat rental. 379 00:21:05.494 --> 00:21:06.912 So that... that'll fuck me, man. 380 00:21:06.996 --> 00:21:10.165 Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay? I gotta go home. 381 00:21:10.249 --> 00:21:11.876 Charlie, you wanna go home? 382 00:21:11.959 --> 00:21:14.003 To that miserable wife and those kids? 383 00:21:14.086 --> 00:21:15.838 And the Save & Pay job? 384 00:21:15.921 --> 00:21:18.591 I don't work at Save & fucking Pay! 385 00:21:20.426 --> 00:21:21.635 Charlie... 386 00:21:22.887 --> 00:21:24.221 you tried. 387 00:21:29.226 --> 00:21:31.020 - Go on. - Um... 388 00:21:32.062 --> 00:21:34.064 You made a good casserole. 389 00:21:34.148 --> 00:21:37.735 I feel real sad that you were a Democrat. 390 00:21:37.818 --> 00:21:39.069 And, um... 391 00:21:40.404 --> 00:21:42.156 I don't know what else to say. 392 00:21:42.239 --> 00:21:44.867 I think you said it all, baby. I think you said it all. 393 00:21:46.368 --> 00:21:50.748 Charlie McMillan and I went to school together our entire lives. 394 00:21:50.831 --> 00:21:53.250 The first time I actually noticed him... 395 00:21:53.334 --> 00:21:55.628 was when he turned up at the firehouse 396 00:21:55.711 --> 00:21:59.214 to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage. 397 00:21:59.298 --> 00:22:01.759 Now, I didn't know whether to hit him... 398 00:22:01.842 --> 00:22:03.135 or hug him! 399 00:22:05.137 --> 00:22:06.555 Predictable. 400 00:22:06.639 --> 00:22:08.432 Reliable. 401 00:22:08.515 --> 00:22:10.434 Dependable! 402 00:22:10.517 --> 00:22:12.770 I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150. 403 00:22:12.853 --> 00:22:16.732 Talkin' about Charlie McMillan, who I know for a fact, 404 00:22:16.815 --> 00:22:18.317 would want us to wrap this up 405 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:20.240 so we can get home and watch the Dolphins game. 406 00:22:20.319 --> 00:22:22.613 Am I right? Five and two this season. 407 00:22:22.696 --> 00:22:24.740 Can I get a "Go Fish"? 408 00:22:24.823 --> 00:22:27.159 Let's go win this one for Charlie! Come on, honey. 409 00:22:29.453 --> 00:22:32.164 - Aw. - This is for you. 410 00:22:34.166 --> 00:22:37.628 Thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it. 411 00:23:08.158 --> 00:23:09.201 Jesus. 412 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:23.132 Touchdown, Dolphins! 413 00:23:23.215 --> 00:23:24.299 Yeah! 414 00:23:26.552 --> 00:23:28.887 And that was the moment I realized 415 00:23:28.971 --> 00:23:31.557 I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead. 416 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:43.527 My dry-cleaner showed up? 417 00:23:43.610 --> 00:23:46.572 Did not see that coming. I love that guy. 418 00:23:46.655 --> 00:23:49.074 Why don't you go down there and freak him out? 419 00:23:49.158 --> 00:23:51.702 Didn't expect to see you so quick. 420 00:23:51.785 --> 00:23:54.371 You think I'd miss my killer's funeral? 421 00:23:54.455 --> 00:23:56.498 There it is. He's back. 422 00:23:56.582 --> 00:23:58.709 - Can I take a look? - Go ahead. 423 00:24:01.336 --> 00:24:03.005 Who's this guy in the suit? 424 00:24:03.088 --> 00:24:05.549 Is that George Michael? I have no idea. 425 00:24:05.632 --> 00:24:07.092 And what's this? 426 00:24:07.176 --> 00:24:09.595 Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend? Is she here, too? 427 00:24:16.852 --> 00:24:18.562 What is she doing? 428 00:24:18.645 --> 00:24:20.105 Come on. 429 00:24:21.523 --> 00:24:22.691 Cut that shit. 430 00:24:25.194 --> 00:24:27.362 Hey, buddy. You know you didn't really die. 431 00:24:27.446 --> 00:24:28.906 Why are you getting so worked up? 432 00:24:28.989 --> 00:24:30.115 Oh. 433 00:24:30.199 --> 00:24:32.075 Got a little too real for me for a minute. 434 00:24:34.787 --> 00:24:36.330 All right, well, this is it. 435 00:24:36.455 --> 00:24:39.291 So, what now, Butch Ryder? You got me. 436 00:24:39.374 --> 00:24:40.459 Well, we're free men. 437 00:24:40.542 --> 00:24:42.711 We can do whatever the fuck we want now. 438 00:24:42.795 --> 00:24:46.131 Actually, I stumbled upon something that might be worth investigating. 439 00:24:46.215 --> 00:24:47.257 - Okay. - See this key? 440 00:24:47.341 --> 00:24:49.301 - Yeah. - Pick it up. 441 00:24:49.384 --> 00:24:50.719 Smell it. 442 00:24:50.803 --> 00:24:52.596 Mmm. 443 00:24:52.679 --> 00:24:53.847 Smells like shit. 444 00:24:53.931 --> 00:24:56.099 'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass. 445 00:25:00.395 --> 00:25:03.315 Why would you be digging up some dead guy's ass? 446 00:25:03.398 --> 00:25:05.943 You'd be surprised how many people hide stuff up their ass. 447 00:25:06.026 --> 00:25:07.778 Important stuff. 448 00:25:07.861 --> 00:25:09.321 Pick it up, one more time. 449 00:25:09.404 --> 00:25:10.405 Here. 450 00:25:12.032 --> 00:25:15.786 Just, uh... What do you think? What could that open up? 451 00:25:17.955 --> 00:25:20.123 This is a level 5-A security key. 452 00:25:20.207 --> 00:25:22.251 How fucking smart are you? 453 00:25:22.334 --> 00:25:24.503 Based on the tooth pattern, I'd say it's foreign. 454 00:25:24.586 --> 00:25:26.505 Number suggests a Latin country. 455 00:25:27.506 --> 00:25:30.634 And the fact that it was up some dead guy's butt... 456 00:25:30.717 --> 00:25:32.719 I would say it's a safety deposit box key. 457 00:25:32.803 --> 00:25:36.807 Charlie! How the fuck did you do that? Could we find it? 458 00:25:36.890 --> 00:25:38.725 May I? 459 00:25:39.726 --> 00:25:43.438 As a manager of a bank, I have access to a federal database. 460 00:25:43.522 --> 00:25:45.023 Should be able to provide a match. 461 00:25:45.107 --> 00:25:47.359 Let's go, baby. 462 00:25:51.238 --> 00:25:52.656 What? 463 00:25:52.739 --> 00:25:55.492 Oh, man. Oh, man, this is it. 464 00:25:56.493 --> 00:26:03.333 That looks nice. Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico. 465 00:26:20.434 --> 00:26:22.644 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 466 00:26:34.990 --> 00:26:38.118 Oh, no. They might have a biometric identification process. 467 00:26:38.201 --> 00:26:39.536 That means we need fingerprints. 468 00:26:39.620 --> 00:26:41.830 Wish you would have told me that before I blew up the bodies. 469 00:26:41.914 --> 00:26:43.165 I would have saved the hands. 470 00:26:43.248 --> 00:26:46.608 Well, hopefully, they have what's known as a "document-based identification process." 471 00:26:46.668 --> 00:26:50.380 Just let me charm the fucking skirt off this señorita. 472 00:26:55.636 --> 00:26:57.304 It's nice to be back. 473 00:26:58.263 --> 00:27:00.432 Assuming I've been here before... 474 00:27:00.515 --> 00:27:02.976 which I would know, obviously. 475 00:27:06.980 --> 00:27:07.981 Have we met? 476 00:27:08.732 --> 00:27:10.734 No, I don't believe we have. 477 00:27:10.817 --> 00:27:13.320 Right, 'cause you got a very forgettable face. 478 00:27:14.363 --> 00:27:16.883 You want people to remember you, maybe get a personality, right? 479 00:27:17.908 --> 00:27:20.786 You're not one of the Mario brothers, are you? 480 00:27:20.869 --> 00:27:22.329 Hey, since his ID is in order, 481 00:27:22.412 --> 00:27:25.624 we'd like to be taken to the safety deposit room immediately 482 00:27:25.707 --> 00:27:27.334 and be given privacy, 483 00:27:27.417 --> 00:27:30.504 which is our right under the Banking Act of 1938. 484 00:27:33.340 --> 00:27:34.341 Of course. 485 00:27:36.718 --> 00:27:39.471 Oh, it fits. 486 00:27:39.554 --> 00:27:42.933 - Shit. - Oh... it's a big one. 487 00:27:44.351 --> 00:27:45.769 - God! - A little heavy for ya? 488 00:27:45.852 --> 00:27:46.979 Um, I got it. 489 00:27:51.233 --> 00:27:52.609 Whoa! 490 00:27:52.693 --> 00:27:55.028 I always wanted one of these. A tablet! Dibs! 491 00:27:55.112 --> 00:27:56.822 Look at this! All this money! 492 00:27:56.905 --> 00:27:58.407 Dibs! Dibs! On the money! 493 00:27:58.490 --> 00:28:02.035 Max, there's gotta be like a million bucks in here! You're rich! 494 00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:03.119 That's great! 495 00:28:04.121 --> 00:28:05.872 Oh, and this. What's this? 496 00:28:06.832 --> 00:28:07.874 There's a note. 497 00:28:10.627 --> 00:28:13.755 "Butch, here are the keys to your secret hideaway, 498 00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:17.426 where I know you'll find the peace and quiet you're looking for. 499 00:28:17.509 --> 00:28:20.804 I hope you enjoy many happy, healthy years here. 500 00:28:20.887 --> 00:28:25.517 You deserve it, you sexy bastard. Love... Dakota." 501 00:28:25.600 --> 00:28:28.729 Ooh, Dakota sounds hot. 502 00:28:29.479 --> 00:28:32.482 Yeah. There's the key! 503 00:28:32.566 --> 00:28:36.445 And it doesn't smell like shit. I hope it has a good view! 504 00:28:42.743 --> 00:28:44.953 - Ah! - Jesus. 505 00:28:45.037 --> 00:28:46.663 What? 506 00:28:46.747 --> 00:28:48.332 Who lived here, Bill Gates? 507 00:28:48.415 --> 00:28:51.084 Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith. 508 00:28:52.878 --> 00:28:54.629 Full bar! 509 00:28:54.713 --> 00:28:56.673 Oh, dude. 510 00:28:58.300 --> 00:28:59.843 Puerto Rico! 511 00:29:01.011 --> 00:29:03.764 There's, like, five houses in this house. 512 00:29:03.847 --> 00:29:05.182 Another pool! 513 00:29:10.479 --> 00:29:12.189 Place is gorgeous! 514 00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.402 We're gonna have the best time here, bud. 515 00:29:20.322 --> 00:29:21.406 Yeah! 516 00:29:25.535 --> 00:29:28.080 - Don't tell me you hid more bodies? - No. 517 00:29:28.163 --> 00:29:30.624 I got dibs on the master suite. 518 00:29:31.541 --> 00:29:34.002 - I got dibs on the Ferrari! - Oh... 519 00:29:34.086 --> 00:29:35.087 You dick. 520 00:29:54.231 --> 00:29:56.900 Yeah. That's it? 521 00:29:56.983 --> 00:29:58.944 No... Hey! 522 00:29:59.027 --> 00:30:00.195 - Hey! - Hey! 523 00:30:01.446 --> 00:30:05.242 Hi, I wanted, real quick... Just one second, if I could. 524 00:30:05.325 --> 00:30:09.871 I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. Hola, everybody. 525 00:30:09.955 --> 00:30:14.418 I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish. 526 00:30:14.501 --> 00:30:20.632 I moved here, just down the road, into a massive beachfront mansion. 527 00:30:20.715 --> 00:30:22.759 I just wanna tell you that I'm gonna be getting drunk here 528 00:30:22.843 --> 00:30:24.511 every night for the rest of my life. 529 00:30:24.594 --> 00:30:29.683 The good news is, I'm buying your drinks for the rest of your lives! 530 00:30:31.601 --> 00:30:32.727 I just... 531 00:30:32.811 --> 00:30:34.229 - Will you do... Yeah. - I'll do it, I'll do it. 532 00:30:34.312 --> 00:30:36.565 And play "Who Let The Dogs Out." 533 00:30:36.648 --> 00:30:38.066 Who let the... 534 00:30:41.236 --> 00:30:42.654 Are you out of your fucking mind, man? 535 00:30:42.737 --> 00:30:44.823 What are you bringing so much attention to us for? 536 00:30:44.906 --> 00:30:47.576 No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman. 537 00:30:47.659 --> 00:30:49.286 And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder. 538 00:30:49.411 --> 00:30:52.497 But don't you think maybe somebody here might know those guys for real? 539 00:30:52.581 --> 00:30:54.040 We don't even look like 'em. 540 00:30:54.124 --> 00:30:55.709 What do they look like? 541 00:30:59.004 --> 00:31:00.005 Oh, shit. 542 00:31:00.964 --> 00:31:02.632 Oh, my God! 543 00:31:02.716 --> 00:31:03.967 Oh, he's got tattoos. 544 00:31:04.050 --> 00:31:06.553 You have to get those exact same tattoos as Butch. 545 00:31:06.636 --> 00:31:07.929 I do, do I? 546 00:31:08.013 --> 00:31:11.183 If Dr. Fishman has tattoos, I'd go get 'em. 547 00:31:11.266 --> 00:31:14.936 He didn't have a tattoo, but there's somethin' else that he had. 548 00:31:18.273 --> 00:31:21.276 Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring, I don't care. 549 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.944 You don't put this in your ear. 550 00:31:23.028 --> 00:31:24.321 Where does it go? 551 00:31:30.202 --> 00:31:34.122 Kickin' ass and takin' names, baby! 552 00:31:37.375 --> 00:31:38.585 Yeah! 553 00:31:52.349 --> 00:31:53.934 Hmm... 554 00:31:54.017 --> 00:31:56.019 Hmm... hmm... 555 00:32:01.316 --> 00:32:03.193 No! 556 00:32:08.698 --> 00:32:09.783 Want a Popsicle? 557 00:32:09.866 --> 00:32:12.285 Do we have any cherry ones left? 558 00:32:12.369 --> 00:32:13.662 Yeah, one more. 559 00:32:13.745 --> 00:32:16.081 - Yes. - Proud of you, man. 560 00:32:16.164 --> 00:32:18.500 You earned my respect last night. You're a tough guy. 561 00:32:18.583 --> 00:32:21.753 You know, I wish I did invent time travel. 562 00:32:21.836 --> 00:32:23.880 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause I would go back to last night 563 00:32:23.964 --> 00:32:26.216 and not put a hole in my tongue! 564 00:32:27.425 --> 00:32:29.803 Jeez... How many weird apps are here? 565 00:32:29.886 --> 00:32:31.346 Jenga. 566 00:32:31.429 --> 00:32:33.848 Why are you still messing with that? 567 00:32:33.932 --> 00:32:35.767 Yeah, you're a computer genius. 568 00:32:35.850 --> 00:32:38.478 You think there's any place they could have hid something on here? 569 00:32:38.562 --> 00:32:40.814 You know, like, behind a firewall or some shit? 570 00:32:40.897 --> 00:32:43.483 It's not a computer. It's a tablet. 571 00:32:43.567 --> 00:32:48.363 There is no firewall. What's on there that's hidden you need to find? 572 00:32:49.781 --> 00:32:52.867 Some amateur porn? Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota? 573 00:32:52.951 --> 00:32:54.911 If I'm gonna be Butch, I gotta know all his moves. 574 00:32:54.953 --> 00:32:58.832 Does he slap ass? Is he a nipple flicker? Or... 575 00:32:58.915 --> 00:33:02.043 does he whip out the dildo and go to town with that? 576 00:33:02.127 --> 00:33:03.128 Oh, that sounds like a party. 577 00:33:03.211 --> 00:33:05.505 Hi, I hope I'm not intruding. 578 00:33:05.589 --> 00:33:08.425 I'm Dawn DeFazio. I'm your next door neighbor. 579 00:33:08.508 --> 00:33:11.094 Oh, hey, Dawn. I'm Butch Ryder. 580 00:33:11.177 --> 00:33:14.347 This is my best friend, uh, Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. 581 00:33:14.431 --> 00:33:16.266 The P stands for "pussy pounder." 582 00:33:17.934 --> 00:33:20.103 It's great to finally meet you. 583 00:33:20.186 --> 00:33:22.355 I was starting to think you were never gonna move in. 584 00:33:22.439 --> 00:33:24.524 Yeah, the movers were here about a month ago, 585 00:33:24.608 --> 00:33:27.402 but they were so hush-hush about who was movin' in here. 586 00:33:27.485 --> 00:33:30.447 Like it was the president or George Clooney or somethin'. 587 00:33:30.530 --> 00:33:32.032 Ah, that's interesting. 588 00:33:32.115 --> 00:33:34.784 I don't know what the big secret was. It's just us. 589 00:33:34.868 --> 00:33:36.077 What do you think? 590 00:33:36.161 --> 00:33:37.579 You want a Corona? 591 00:33:37.662 --> 00:33:39.873 I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair, but we don't got no more. 592 00:33:39.956 --> 00:33:42.083 Maybe Dr. Ron'll make you a little room. 593 00:33:42.167 --> 00:33:44.210 Ooh. Oh, I would love to. 594 00:33:44.294 --> 00:33:46.671 But actually, I'm running late for my mani-pedi. 595 00:33:46.755 --> 00:33:50.967 I gotta get all pretty for tonight. Oh, you two should come with. 596 00:33:51.051 --> 00:33:53.386 It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro. 597 00:34:09.027 --> 00:34:11.738 - Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy. - Really? 598 00:34:12.530 --> 00:34:14.866 You don't think this is too Magnum? 599 00:34:14.949 --> 00:34:17.202 You could never go too Magnum. 600 00:34:17.285 --> 00:34:18.828 Maybe lose the hat, though. 601 00:34:20.038 --> 00:34:21.790 Ooh, hola, neighbors. 602 00:34:21.873 --> 00:34:25.877 - Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan. - Ah. 603 00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:29.547 Dawn dragged me along to make sure she doesn't do anything to embarrass herself. 604 00:34:29.631 --> 00:34:30.924 Who's watching you, then? 605 00:34:31.007 --> 00:34:32.592 - Oh, you're funny. - Mmm-hmm. 606 00:34:32.676 --> 00:34:36.554 Buenas noches. Welcome to Rum Runner night here at Club Oro. 607 00:34:36.638 --> 00:34:39.349 I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your shooter boy for the evening. 608 00:34:39.432 --> 00:34:42.310 Jorge, nice to meet you. Who's this crazy fuck over here? 609 00:34:42.394 --> 00:34:45.480 Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training. 610 00:34:45.563 --> 00:34:47.691 He's just watching, observing, no need to worry. 611 00:34:47.774 --> 00:34:48.942 How can I help you? 612 00:34:49.025 --> 00:34:50.944 How about four Panty Droppers? 613 00:34:51.027 --> 00:34:54.072 Oh, yeah! Naughty, naughty, naughty! 614 00:34:54.155 --> 00:34:55.699 - Whoo! - Hey! 615 00:34:57.367 --> 00:34:59.703 Jorge, I don't think it worked. 616 00:34:59.786 --> 00:35:02.622 Maybe they're not wearing panties. 617 00:35:02.706 --> 00:35:04.457 Guilty! 618 00:35:22.851 --> 00:35:24.519 Wow! 619 00:35:24.602 --> 00:35:27.731 - You boys can still bust a move, huh? - Oh, yeah! 620 00:35:27.814 --> 00:35:29.733 Not bad for a couple of old farts. 621 00:35:29.816 --> 00:35:32.485 Please, I got you both beat. How old are you? 622 00:35:32.569 --> 00:35:34.863 I'll put it to you this way, we're over the speed limit. 623 00:35:34.946 --> 00:35:37.115 - No way! Y'all aren't 55. - Mmm-mmm. 624 00:35:37.198 --> 00:35:40.368 You're right, Joan. This guy just had his 57th birthday. 625 00:35:41.286 --> 00:35:45.248 Well, I've never been afraid of doing over 55. 626 00:35:45.331 --> 00:35:48.501 Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat. 627 00:35:48.585 --> 00:35:50.754 We need to make a pit stop in the little girls' room. 628 00:35:50.837 --> 00:35:53.715 Don't flood your engines in there, huh? 629 00:35:53.798 --> 00:35:55.592 We got a long ride ahead of us. 630 00:35:56.968 --> 00:35:59.596 Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em that we're in our mid-'50s? 631 00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:02.348 Whenever a chick asks me my age, I always add ten years. 632 00:36:02.432 --> 00:36:03.433 Why do you do that? 633 00:36:03.516 --> 00:36:06.227 You tell them your real age, they just shrug. No big deal. 634 00:36:06.311 --> 00:36:08.563 Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth. 635 00:36:08.646 --> 00:36:11.858 No wonder that chick stalks you. Where did you learn to talk like this? 636 00:36:11.941 --> 00:36:13.485 You ever been in a threesome? 637 00:36:14.402 --> 00:36:17.864 I'm not guaranteeing anything, but, uh, let's try to get that done for you. 638 00:36:17.947 --> 00:36:19.741 Are you shitting me? 639 00:36:27.999 --> 00:36:29.751 You gotta stop staring at me. 640 00:36:29.834 --> 00:36:31.419 Oh, sorry. 641 00:36:34.047 --> 00:36:37.592 You're still staring at me, man. That's poor three-way etiquette. 642 00:36:37.675 --> 00:36:40.053 All right, Jorge. Come on, rookie mistake. 643 00:36:40.136 --> 00:36:42.764 Why don't you let the doctor get a turn in the cockpit, huh? 644 00:36:42.847 --> 00:36:44.224 Rotate for a minute. 645 00:36:44.307 --> 00:36:46.100 Okay, I'm cool. 646 00:36:46.184 --> 00:36:49.270 I'm gonna go take a dookie. I'll be back in two. Got it? 647 00:36:50.063 --> 00:36:52.023 I'll just... I'm gonna... I'm gonna chill here. 648 00:36:52.106 --> 00:36:56.486 Taking notes? Good man. 649 00:36:56.569 --> 00:36:57.904 Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what? 650 00:36:57.987 --> 00:36:59.197 Let me hop in the saddle. 651 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.449 My fuckin' arthritis in my knees is killin' me. 652 00:37:01.533 --> 00:37:03.326 - Oh, okay. That's fine. - Yeah, okay. 653 00:37:04.118 --> 00:37:06.579 This is not what I had in mind when you said threesome! 654 00:37:06.663 --> 00:37:08.998 It's not my fault Joan passed out. 655 00:37:09.082 --> 00:37:10.500 But why shooter boy? 656 00:37:10.583 --> 00:37:12.585 I don't know, you're the one who loves staring at him. 657 00:37:12.669 --> 00:37:13.670 Hey, Dawn. 658 00:37:13.753 --> 00:37:15.421 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 659 00:37:15.505 --> 00:37:17.549 The, uh, mover guys... 660 00:37:17.632 --> 00:37:20.426 did they happen to give you any information about us? 661 00:37:20.510 --> 00:37:21.970 No. 662 00:37:22.053 --> 00:37:24.097 But I play tennis with your real estate lady 663 00:37:24.180 --> 00:37:25.682 and she told me something. 664 00:37:25.765 --> 00:37:28.142 But she said not to repeat it to anyone. 665 00:37:28.226 --> 00:37:31.104 Oh, well, we're all getting close here tonight, come on. 666 00:37:31.855 --> 00:37:35.942 Well, she said that the buyers, you guys, seemed to be in an awful hurry. 667 00:37:36.025 --> 00:37:38.361 Like, maybe you were on the run or somethin'. 668 00:37:38.444 --> 00:37:39.654 "On the run"? 669 00:37:39.737 --> 00:37:42.031 You bad boys. 670 00:37:44.450 --> 00:37:46.870 - Oh! Oh, that's wonderful. - Uh-huh. 671 00:37:46.953 --> 00:37:49.330 - Oh, thank you. - Ah... 672 00:37:49.414 --> 00:37:52.166 You're welcome. 673 00:37:54.711 --> 00:37:56.296 Snake delivery! 674 00:37:57.338 --> 00:37:58.590 This the right address? 675 00:37:59.591 --> 00:38:01.926 Oh, shit. Who ordered that? 676 00:38:03.761 --> 00:38:06.139 All right, Charlie. Enjoy the view. 677 00:38:06.222 --> 00:38:10.226 Yo, what's up with the AC? I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here. 678 00:38:10.852 --> 00:38:12.687 I'm sorry. 679 00:38:16.649 --> 00:38:19.152 Oh! There's the sex machine. 680 00:38:19.861 --> 00:38:21.154 Morning. 681 00:38:21.237 --> 00:38:22.989 You must be hungry. 682 00:38:25.450 --> 00:38:27.118 One or two sausages? 683 00:38:28.411 --> 00:38:31.080 - One. - Just the one. Okay. 684 00:38:33.082 --> 00:38:34.642 Would it be better if there were two... 685 00:38:34.667 --> 00:38:36.294 sweaty eggs underneath it? 686 00:38:36.377 --> 00:38:38.588 Come on. 687 00:38:38.671 --> 00:38:42.050 I gotta say, bud. You like it. Right here, I'll just... 688 00:38:47.138 --> 00:38:48.139 Can I get some food? 689 00:38:48.222 --> 00:38:49.849 Last one... 690 00:38:51.976 --> 00:38:55.647 Gotta be happy, though. The tongue ring, Dawn dug it. 691 00:38:55.730 --> 00:38:56.856 So did Jorge. 692 00:38:56.940 --> 00:38:59.275 Can we not talk about last night again? Ever? 693 00:38:59.359 --> 00:39:00.401 All right. 694 00:39:00.485 --> 00:39:02.236 Everything was in balance, though, man. 695 00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:04.781 Dawn says that her husband cheats on her all the time. 696 00:39:04.864 --> 00:39:07.325 - Wait, she's married? - Yeah, she's married. 697 00:39:07.408 --> 00:39:09.953 Who do you think we're playing golf with on Sunday? 698 00:39:10.036 --> 00:39:12.622 Are you fucking with me? 699 00:39:12.705 --> 00:39:14.248 No, we're playing golf with the guy. I just... 700 00:39:14.332 --> 00:39:16.876 That face you just made reminded me of last night with the dick, 701 00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:18.419 when it came out, you were like... 702 00:39:18.503 --> 00:39:20.630 By the way, I think that snake was a cobra, 703 00:39:20.713 --> 00:39:22.840 because it had a hood and a flat head. 704 00:39:22.924 --> 00:39:24.342 It was so gross. 705 00:39:25.677 --> 00:39:27.136 You let that happen. 706 00:39:27.220 --> 00:39:29.722 I gotta sit down. I'm dizzy. 707 00:39:29.806 --> 00:39:31.726 You don't feel good. What do you got, a hangover? 708 00:39:31.766 --> 00:39:34.811 Yes, the king is fucking hungover. 709 00:39:36.729 --> 00:39:37.730 Wow. 710 00:39:39.148 --> 00:39:41.567 Look at this. You see that? 711 00:39:41.651 --> 00:39:43.361 Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman. 712 00:39:43.444 --> 00:39:44.487 They knew each other. 713 00:39:44.570 --> 00:39:47.573 Yeah, they got brought in together, I assumed they were friends. 714 00:39:47.657 --> 00:39:49.158 Well, who's the girl? Is that Dakota? 715 00:39:49.242 --> 00:39:51.369 No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick. 716 00:39:51.452 --> 00:39:52.954 That's yours, buddy. 717 00:39:53.037 --> 00:39:55.623 Your girlfriend or, uh... look at the ring. 718 00:39:55.707 --> 00:39:57.375 Your wife. 719 00:39:57.458 --> 00:40:00.294 I'm married! She's a babe. 720 00:40:00.378 --> 00:40:03.506 Yeah, look at you fallin' in love all over again. 721 00:40:03.589 --> 00:40:05.341 Forgot about Jorge, did you? 722 00:40:11.889 --> 00:40:14.225 Whoo! 723 00:40:23.317 --> 00:40:24.527 Fuck. 724 00:40:35.580 --> 00:40:37.498 Hey! 725 00:40:37.582 --> 00:40:40.168 We got an underwater doorbell! 726 00:40:40.251 --> 00:40:41.919 Butch Ryder knew how to live! 727 00:40:42.003 --> 00:40:43.212 Fuck yeah, man. 728 00:40:43.296 --> 00:40:46.924 All right, you swim. It's probably Dawn, ready for round two. 729 00:40:47.008 --> 00:40:49.302 Is that what the bell means, round two? 730 00:41:05.985 --> 00:41:07.904 What the fuck is this? 731 00:41:12.366 --> 00:41:13.409 Cheese... 732 00:41:14.911 --> 00:41:15.953 lettuce... 733 00:41:17.163 --> 00:41:18.748 Ah... No! Mustard. 734 00:41:20.833 --> 00:41:22.919 Not too much. 735 00:41:24.003 --> 00:41:25.171 Ooh! 736 00:41:26.255 --> 00:41:28.966 Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman! 737 00:41:29.050 --> 00:41:30.718 What? Well, who are you? 738 00:41:30.802 --> 00:41:34.013 You know who the fuck I am! And you know what you did! 739 00:41:34.097 --> 00:41:35.306 No, I don't. 740 00:41:35.389 --> 00:41:37.975 You tag-teamed my wife! 741 00:41:38.059 --> 00:41:41.771 Yeah, she told me all about your... your little snake delivery! 742 00:41:41.854 --> 00:41:43.106 My snake delivery? 743 00:41:43.189 --> 00:41:45.483 That wasn't me! That was Jorge, the shooter boy! 744 00:41:45.566 --> 00:41:47.527 - Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out! - No, I can't. 745 00:41:47.610 --> 00:41:49.779 - Get out of the fucking pool! - It's not a good idea. 746 00:41:49.862 --> 00:41:51.239 You're not gonna come out? 747 00:41:51.322 --> 00:41:53.032 I'll come in there and break your fucking skull. 748 00:41:53.116 --> 00:41:54.200 No! No, listen. 749 00:41:54.283 --> 00:41:56.369 Let's talk about this. Let's have a beer together. 750 00:41:57.787 --> 00:41:58.830 What the... 751 00:42:02.291 --> 00:42:03.543 What the... 752 00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:14.804 Ow! 753 00:42:26.399 --> 00:42:28.401 And that's where the shit really hit the fan. 754 00:42:28.484 --> 00:42:31.904 I was about to die for real and I was not ready for that. 755 00:42:31.988 --> 00:42:34.866 Luckily, my friend Max was keeping another secret from me... 756 00:42:36.701 --> 00:42:38.411 Daddy's got you. 757 00:42:38.494 --> 00:42:41.539 He was Action fucking Jackson. 758 00:43:00.850 --> 00:43:03.769 Aren't you a little fucking tall for gymnastics? 759 00:43:10.276 --> 00:43:13.321 - Oh! - Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run! 760 00:43:13.404 --> 00:43:14.724 - Come on. Go. You're Ron. - Yeah. 761 00:43:37.261 --> 00:43:39.472 Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct. 762 00:43:39.555 --> 00:43:42.808 Ryder and Fishman have returned from the dead. 763 00:43:42.892 --> 00:43:46.646 These two gentlemen have taken over their identities. 764 00:43:51.400 --> 00:43:55.488 Out of all the dead bodies in the world... you pick the most wanted man in America? 765 00:43:57.073 --> 00:43:58.199 Stop swiping! 766 00:43:59.492 --> 00:44:01.077 How could you not have researched these guys? 767 00:44:01.160 --> 00:44:02.453 I researched them. 768 00:44:02.536 --> 00:44:06.958 Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor with an impeccable record, 769 00:44:07.041 --> 00:44:09.293 who, unfortunately, got two bullets to the head. 770 00:44:09.377 --> 00:44:11.254 You said he died of natural causes! 771 00:44:11.337 --> 00:44:13.839 You naturally die if you get two bullets to the head! 772 00:44:13.923 --> 00:44:15.424 Maybe I'm not good with words. 773 00:44:15.508 --> 00:44:18.761 Who the hell are you, man? And don't lie to me again! 774 00:44:18.844 --> 00:44:20.596 Okay, stop freaking out. 775 00:44:20.680 --> 00:44:23.349 You're right, I'm not a coroner. 776 00:44:24.016 --> 00:44:25.017 I'm a fucking... 777 00:44:25.935 --> 00:44:27.687 guidance counselor. 778 00:44:27.770 --> 00:44:29.188 Shut the fuck up. 779 00:44:29.272 --> 00:44:32.400 How could a guidance counselor take on trained assassins? 780 00:44:32.483 --> 00:44:34.110 I went to police academy. 781 00:44:34.193 --> 00:44:37.571 I wanted to be a motorcycle cop. I took it very serious. 782 00:44:37.655 --> 00:44:40.074 I was number one in the class in marksmanship. 783 00:44:40.157 --> 00:44:41.197 Then why aren't you a cop? 784 00:44:41.242 --> 00:44:44.287 - 'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie. - You couldn't pop a wheelie? 785 00:44:44.370 --> 00:44:47.456 And I didn't fare too well on the psychological exam. 786 00:44:48.290 --> 00:44:51.002 That I believe. Wow. 787 00:44:51.085 --> 00:44:53.170 Now, where did you get these dead bodies? 788 00:44:53.254 --> 00:44:55.506 I found them dead. 789 00:44:55.589 --> 00:44:58.467 They were... gone. I didn't kill 'em. 790 00:44:58.551 --> 00:45:00.970 And you never thought, for once, that maybe their family, 791 00:45:01.053 --> 00:45:02.847 maybe their friends, a cop, 792 00:45:02.930 --> 00:45:06.058 a ten-foot-tall assassin might come lookin' for 'em? 793 00:45:06.142 --> 00:45:09.895 No... but I guess that's why I should've come clean before. 794 00:45:09.979 --> 00:45:13.649 You always think shit through better than I do. 795 00:45:14.734 --> 00:45:16.527 What's our next move? What do we do now? 796 00:45:16.610 --> 00:45:18.988 What do we do? That's easy. We turn ourselves in. 797 00:45:19.071 --> 00:45:20.906 Okay. I want to do that, too. 798 00:45:20.990 --> 00:45:23.576 We're looking at 25 to 30 years, but I can handle that. 799 00:45:23.659 --> 00:45:25.953 No! No, you said it was five to ten. 800 00:45:26.037 --> 00:45:29.623 That was before we stole all that money. And we shot Dawn's husband. 801 00:45:29.707 --> 00:45:31.208 You shot Dawn's husband! 802 00:45:31.292 --> 00:45:33.711 I only shot him because you tag-teamed his wife, 803 00:45:33.794 --> 00:45:35.087 you fucking degenerate. 804 00:45:35.171 --> 00:45:37.965 What do you think a Puerto Rican jury is gonna say about that? 805 00:45:38.049 --> 00:45:40.134 Oh, my God, we're screwed. 806 00:45:40.926 --> 00:45:42.636 - God, I'm an idiot. - No, no, no, no, no. 807 00:45:42.720 --> 00:45:44.513 - We can get out of this. - I'm so stupid. 808 00:45:44.597 --> 00:45:48.559 All we gotta do is find out why these guys wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em. 809 00:45:48.642 --> 00:45:51.145 They're involved with somethin' fuckin' shady, right? 810 00:45:51.228 --> 00:45:53.898 The mob or drugs or some shit, I don't know. 811 00:45:53.981 --> 00:45:55.566 - Yeah. - You know who would know? 812 00:45:55.649 --> 00:45:56.650 Who would know? 813 00:45:57.693 --> 00:46:00.237 Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife... 814 00:46:00.321 --> 00:46:03.157 who happens to be pretty hot, by the way. 815 00:46:03.240 --> 00:46:06.452 So we decided to go back to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman. 816 00:46:06.535 --> 00:46:10.956 As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max, it was my only option. 817 00:46:11.040 --> 00:46:13.334 And with no place to live and no way to get around, 818 00:46:13.417 --> 00:46:15.336 we found a way to combine the two. 819 00:46:19.757 --> 00:46:21.425 We found the house easy enough 820 00:46:21.509 --> 00:46:23.511 but we couldn't just go up and knock on the door. 821 00:46:23.594 --> 00:46:26.430 Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman had to seem accidental. 822 00:46:32.144 --> 00:46:35.106 Oh, yeah. Oh, you like that, do you? 823 00:46:36.107 --> 00:46:37.149 I know you like that. 824 00:46:37.233 --> 00:46:40.194 'Cause you're my dirty, 825 00:46:40.277 --> 00:46:42.613 crazy, sweet girl. 826 00:46:42.696 --> 00:46:44.406 - Max? - Oh! 827 00:46:45.574 --> 00:46:46.909 What's up? 828 00:46:47.409 --> 00:46:48.536 What are you doing? 829 00:46:48.619 --> 00:46:50.538 What was I doing? 830 00:46:50.663 --> 00:46:54.083 I, uh... was having some fun, I guess, you know. 831 00:46:54.166 --> 00:46:56.669 We all didn't get to play Three Amigos the other night. 832 00:46:56.752 --> 00:46:58.838 So, I was just looking for some relief. 833 00:47:00.256 --> 00:47:02.424 You... Who were you talking to? 834 00:47:02.508 --> 00:47:06.470 I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh, "Dial-a-boner." 835 00:47:06.554 --> 00:47:09.515 A girl talks dirty to you while you fuck a doll. 836 00:47:09.598 --> 00:47:12.351 It's five bucks a minute. Good to be back in the States. 837 00:47:12.434 --> 00:47:15.437 You say that like it's so normal. 838 00:47:16.856 --> 00:47:18.190 Oh, there she is. There she is. 839 00:47:18.274 --> 00:47:19.400 Oh, shit. 840 00:47:23.028 --> 00:47:24.029 Yeah. 841 00:47:24.113 --> 00:47:26.574 Well, doc, your wife has a very nice body. 842 00:47:26.657 --> 00:47:28.075 What's the plan? 843 00:47:28.159 --> 00:47:29.799 - Follow her. Just follow her. - What? Yeah? 844 00:47:29.869 --> 00:47:31.370 You can do this. You can do this. 845 00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:34.415 Go, go, go. Don't let her get too far away. 846 00:47:43.841 --> 00:47:45.134 What the fuck? 847 00:47:45.217 --> 00:47:47.303 Oh, my God! 848 00:47:47.386 --> 00:47:50.097 Oh, my God! Are you okay? Are you all right? 849 00:47:50.181 --> 00:47:52.141 Jesus, what the hell were you thinking? 850 00:47:52.224 --> 00:47:54.310 That's why I bought you a phone book! 851 00:47:54.393 --> 00:47:56.687 So you could see over the fucking steering wheel! 852 00:47:56.770 --> 00:47:58.314 Sit on it next time! 853 00:47:58.397 --> 00:48:00.357 It's okay, sweetheart. I'm an EMT. 854 00:48:00.441 --> 00:48:03.235 Let me just make sure you're all right, check your head. 855 00:48:03.319 --> 00:48:04.820 What's your name, dear? 856 00:48:04.904 --> 00:48:06.113 Heather Fishman. 857 00:48:06.197 --> 00:48:08.741 And how many asshole drivers can you see right now? 858 00:48:09.491 --> 00:48:12.119 - One. - Right on the money. Good. 859 00:48:12.203 --> 00:48:14.121 So, can we get you back to your house? 860 00:48:14.205 --> 00:48:15.831 - Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. - Yeah. 861 00:48:15.915 --> 00:48:16.999 Oh! 862 00:48:17.082 --> 00:48:18.584 Easy, easy, easy, easy. 863 00:48:18.667 --> 00:48:21.670 I just wanna say, even though I'm friends with him, 864 00:48:21.754 --> 00:48:25.341 if you choose to sue him, I will testify on your behalf. 865 00:48:25.424 --> 00:48:26.508 Not a problem. 866 00:48:26.592 --> 00:48:29.220 Aw, that's sweet of you, but I don't think that'll be necessary. 867 00:48:29.303 --> 00:48:30.804 - I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise. - Yeah? 868 00:48:30.888 --> 00:48:32.306 - Yeah. - How about the ice? 869 00:48:32.389 --> 00:48:33.515 - Let's get the ice. - I know. I got it. 870 00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:35.851 - Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay. - Yeah, that's right. 871 00:48:35.935 --> 00:48:37.519 All right, here you go. I'm gonna... 872 00:48:37.603 --> 00:48:38.938 - I'll put it right there. - Okay. 873 00:48:39.021 --> 00:48:40.898 I think if you elevate it above your heart, 874 00:48:40.981 --> 00:48:42.816 that's what's supposed to be good for it. 875 00:48:42.900 --> 00:48:44.526 It's actually my other knee. 876 00:48:44.610 --> 00:48:48.322 Okay, all right. So, lift that up. And I'll put the ice like this. 877 00:48:48.405 --> 00:48:50.074 What are you doing right now? 878 00:48:50.157 --> 00:48:52.201 - Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! - Ow! 879 00:48:52.284 --> 00:48:53.410 I'm sorry, I didn't... 880 00:48:53.494 --> 00:48:55.412 - It's fine. - Here. Here. Okay. 881 00:48:55.496 --> 00:48:58.707 Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous every time he likes somebody. 882 00:48:58.791 --> 00:49:00.251 Whoops, did I say that? 883 00:49:01.877 --> 00:49:03.837 Oh, you want us to get that for you? 884 00:49:03.921 --> 00:49:06.507 - Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it. - But your knee... 885 00:49:06.590 --> 00:49:07.841 You guys can leave, I'm fine. 886 00:49:07.925 --> 00:49:09.551 - Honestly, guys, you can leave. - Sure. 887 00:49:09.635 --> 00:49:10.636 What do we do? 888 00:49:21.313 --> 00:49:22.940 Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry. 889 00:49:23.023 --> 00:49:24.441 I'm gonna have to get you out of here. 890 00:49:24.525 --> 00:49:25.526 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 891 00:49:29.613 --> 00:49:30.823 Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman! 892 00:49:30.906 --> 00:49:32.157 Wait! Wait! Wait! Please! 893 00:49:32.241 --> 00:49:34.034 We're here to help you, not hurt you, I promise. 894 00:49:34.118 --> 00:49:36.161 We got off on the wrong foot. My name is Charlie. 895 00:49:38.497 --> 00:49:39.999 What the fuck? 896 00:49:40.082 --> 00:49:43.002 Please, let me go! 897 00:49:55.139 --> 00:49:56.223 Let me out! 898 00:49:56.307 --> 00:49:57.391 - Let me out! - Heather! 899 00:49:57.474 --> 00:49:59.226 - Let me out! - Calm down! 900 00:49:59.310 --> 00:50:01.353 Calm down, we're the good guys, I promise you. 901 00:50:01.437 --> 00:50:02.855 - You have to trust us. Please. - "Trust you"? 902 00:50:02.938 --> 00:50:05.065 You kidnap me, and you hit me with a Winnebago... 903 00:50:05.149 --> 00:50:06.275 We did that for a reason! 904 00:50:06.358 --> 00:50:08.736 - "A reason"? - Listen to me, I have proof. 905 00:50:08.819 --> 00:50:10.112 - We are not lying. - You better show me proof! 906 00:50:10.195 --> 00:50:12.406 Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband. 907 00:50:13.741 --> 00:50:15.868 - Oh, my God! - What are you doing? 908 00:50:15.951 --> 00:50:17.077 She wanted proof! 909 00:50:17.161 --> 00:50:19.955 A dead, naked picture of him makes us look like the bad guys. 910 00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:21.123 - Hey, I don't know. - Don't you think? 911 00:50:21.206 --> 00:50:23.125 Can you please pull over? I can't breathe. 912 00:50:23.208 --> 00:50:25.408 - It's so hot in here. - I'll pull over! I'll pull over! 913 00:50:27.129 --> 00:50:28.297 - She's upset. - Yeah. 914 00:50:28.380 --> 00:50:30.215 She's upset. 915 00:50:30.299 --> 00:50:33.302 Do you think we could run to the doctor for two seconds, I just feel like this... 916 00:50:33.385 --> 00:50:36.055 We don't got time, buddy. Just get over that. 917 00:50:36.138 --> 00:50:37.848 So Ronnie's really gone? 918 00:50:38.640 --> 00:50:41.018 Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so. 919 00:50:41.101 --> 00:50:42.561 I have been looking for him. 920 00:50:42.644 --> 00:50:45.522 I kept praying that he was safe, but... 921 00:50:45.606 --> 00:50:47.608 deep down, I knew something bad had happened. 922 00:50:47.691 --> 00:50:50.444 We are so sorry for your loss. 923 00:50:50.527 --> 00:50:53.864 If it's any consolation, your husband went quickly and peacefully. 924 00:50:53.947 --> 00:50:55.949 Just... 925 00:50:56.033 --> 00:50:57.201 two shots to the skull, 926 00:50:57.284 --> 00:50:59.661 - right through there, then... - out the end. 927 00:50:59.745 --> 00:51:00.746 Oh, my God! 928 00:51:00.829 --> 00:51:02.831 What he says is... 929 00:51:02.915 --> 00:51:06.752 He's saying that we're very sorry, but we also have one more problem. 930 00:51:06.835 --> 00:51:09.838 You see, there are some people out there that think I'm your husband, 931 00:51:09.922 --> 00:51:11.715 - and they're trying to kill me. - Right. 932 00:51:11.799 --> 00:51:13.258 Why do they think you're Ronnie? 933 00:51:13.342 --> 00:51:16.678 Well, he stole your husband's ID and started impersonating him. 934 00:51:16.762 --> 00:51:19.390 He's also wearing his clothes like a fucking weirdo. 935 00:51:19.473 --> 00:51:22.226 We figure the same people that are trying to kill us... 936 00:51:22.309 --> 00:51:23.477 are the ones who shot your husband. 937 00:51:23.560 --> 00:51:25.854 "Us"? And who are you pretending to be? 938 00:51:25.938 --> 00:51:27.898 The legendary Butch Ryder. 939 00:51:27.981 --> 00:51:29.525 Butch Ryder? 940 00:51:29.608 --> 00:51:31.068 - You know him? - Yeah. 941 00:51:31.151 --> 00:51:32.236 Yeah. 942 00:51:32.903 --> 00:51:35.948 We found pictures of you and your husband on Butch's tablet. 943 00:51:36.031 --> 00:51:38.200 Was he a patient of his or something? 944 00:51:38.283 --> 00:51:42.830 No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore. He ran a pharmaceutical research firm. 945 00:51:42.955 --> 00:51:45.833 Butch was his friend. They used to ride motorcycles together. 946 00:51:45.916 --> 00:51:47.960 He... he said he was a fun guy. 947 00:51:48.043 --> 00:51:51.588 Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's Most Wanted list. 948 00:51:51.672 --> 00:51:52.756 - What? - Yeah. 949 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.717 - Oh, my God. - Both of their bodies were found together. 950 00:51:55.801 --> 00:51:59.471 We think maybe Butch got your husband tangled into some trouble. 951 00:52:00.431 --> 00:52:04.268 Well, I guess that would make sense why our house was broken into last week. 952 00:52:04.351 --> 00:52:05.936 Did they take anything? 953 00:52:06.019 --> 00:52:08.939 Oh, that was the weird part, they just tore apart Ronnie's study. 954 00:52:10.107 --> 00:52:11.900 I bet they were looking for something. 955 00:52:11.984 --> 00:52:13.777 Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew. 956 00:52:13.861 --> 00:52:17.614 Anyways, did he ever come to your house? Did he possibly hide something there? 957 00:52:17.698 --> 00:52:18.740 No. 958 00:52:18.824 --> 00:52:21.034 Ronnie would always meet him at some biker bar, 959 00:52:21.160 --> 00:52:23.495 this place, um, off of Route 80. 960 00:52:23.579 --> 00:52:24.913 Bing-bang, let's roll. 961 00:52:24.997 --> 00:52:27.624 - Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us. - I'm going there? 962 00:52:40.888 --> 00:52:43.140 I can't believe Ronnie used to come to this place. 963 00:52:43.223 --> 00:52:44.224 Yes, shocking. 964 00:52:44.308 --> 00:52:46.310 So, you gonna make a move on that, or am I gonna do it? 965 00:52:46.393 --> 00:52:49.021 Jeez, her husband just died. She's mourning, for Christ's sake. 966 00:52:49.104 --> 00:52:51.773 Yeah, then she needs a nice dick to cry on. 967 00:52:56.820 --> 00:52:57.988 Hey... Encino Man, how are you? 968 00:52:58.071 --> 00:53:01.533 I was wondering if you happen to know a badass... 969 00:53:02.534 --> 00:53:04.620 by the name of Butch Ryder? 970 00:53:05.412 --> 00:53:08.665 Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you the same thing I told the cops, 971 00:53:08.749 --> 00:53:10.167 I ain't seen him in months. 972 00:53:10.250 --> 00:53:12.503 Now, order some drinks or get out. 973 00:53:14.421 --> 00:53:15.672 Three Jamesons. 974 00:53:17.174 --> 00:53:19.843 Hope you're proud of yourself, killing that tiny elephant 975 00:53:19.927 --> 00:53:22.471 and putting his tusk in your nose. Real tough. 976 00:53:24.097 --> 00:53:25.557 Here's to new friends. 977 00:53:26.433 --> 00:53:28.685 - To Ronnie. - Yeah. Yeah, him, too. 978 00:53:31.313 --> 00:53:33.398 Good God. Jameson, man. 979 00:53:33.482 --> 00:53:35.817 Every time, it reminds me of my 55th birthday party. 980 00:53:35.901 --> 00:53:38.320 Remember that night? Wasn't that the best? 981 00:53:38.403 --> 00:53:40.781 - Come on. You're 55? - Can you believe that? 982 00:53:40.864 --> 00:53:45.953 I'm actually gonna be 57 next week. Where does time go? 983 00:53:46.036 --> 00:53:48.539 Wow, you look amazing. 984 00:53:48.622 --> 00:53:50.165 Well, I eat a lot of fruit. 985 00:53:51.124 --> 00:53:52.584 Peaches are my favorite. 986 00:53:52.668 --> 00:53:56.129 I can eat a peach for about two, three hours. 987 00:53:56.213 --> 00:53:58.215 Mmm... 988 00:53:58.298 --> 00:54:01.510 You think he's old... I'm 66. 989 00:54:01.593 --> 00:54:03.512 Yeah, I can see that. 990 00:54:04.513 --> 00:54:06.431 - Seventy? - Hey. 991 00:54:06.515 --> 00:54:09.059 It's not The Price Is Right. We'll be right back. 992 00:54:09.142 --> 00:54:10.811 Gonna talk to him for a sec. 993 00:54:11.311 --> 00:54:12.479 What the hell are you doing? 994 00:54:13.063 --> 00:54:14.523 Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens. 995 00:54:14.606 --> 00:54:16.817 Senior citizens don't wanna fuck senior citizens. 996 00:54:16.900 --> 00:54:19.736 Look at her, she's so far out of my league, I can't think. 997 00:54:19.820 --> 00:54:22.781 But she's grieving, which makes her vulnerable, 998 00:54:22.864 --> 00:54:24.199 which means you have a shot. 999 00:54:24.283 --> 00:54:27.703 Now, first time you feel like there's a moment, seize it. 1000 00:54:27.786 --> 00:54:28.996 Look her in the eyes, 1001 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:31.206 grab the back of her neck, 1002 00:54:31.290 --> 00:54:33.041 say nothing... 1003 00:54:33.125 --> 00:54:35.752 and then fuck her in the mouth with your tongue. 1004 00:54:36.336 --> 00:54:38.046 - You're a psycho. - Fuck you. 1005 00:54:38.130 --> 00:54:40.632 So Benjamin Button here is gonna buy you another drink. 1006 00:54:40.716 --> 00:54:43.176 I'm gonna go look for a canary and make him sing. 1007 00:54:45.637 --> 00:54:48.682 Hey, Bamm-Bamm, can we get two more, man? 1008 00:54:50.392 --> 00:54:51.685 All right. 1009 00:54:51.768 --> 00:54:54.062 Let's look at your hand, Grandpa. 1010 00:54:54.146 --> 00:54:56.189 I used to be a nurse. That's how I met Ronnie. 1011 00:54:56.273 --> 00:54:59.651 What's the prognosis? You think you can... save it? 1012 00:54:59.735 --> 00:55:00.736 Let's see. 1013 00:55:02.070 --> 00:55:04.573 - To numbing the pain? - Sure. 1014 00:55:09.369 --> 00:55:11.580 That is for hitting me with the Winnebago. 1015 00:55:14.541 --> 00:55:17.294 Hey, gentlemen? Anybody using this chair? 1016 00:55:17.377 --> 00:55:19.212 - It's yours. - Thanks. 1017 00:55:22.257 --> 00:55:23.967 What kind of hogs you riding nowadays? 1018 00:55:24.051 --> 00:55:27.220 I've still got my... Whoa! 1019 00:55:27.304 --> 00:55:29.890 Where the hell is Butch? What did you do with him? 1020 00:55:29.973 --> 00:55:32.809 He's at the bottom of the ocean. Let me show you a picture. 1021 00:55:32.893 --> 00:55:34.728 - You killed him! - No, no, no! He didn't kill him! 1022 00:55:34.811 --> 00:55:36.480 We're trying to find the guys who did. 1023 00:55:36.563 --> 00:55:40.984 Then why is this sick bastard wearing Butch's tats and jewelry? 1024 00:55:41.068 --> 00:55:42.986 Because he's a sick bastard, but he's telling you the truth. 1025 00:55:43.070 --> 00:55:45.710 He didn't kill Butch and he didn't kill my husband, Ronnie, either. 1026 00:55:46.448 --> 00:55:47.699 You're Mrs. Fishman? 1027 00:55:47.783 --> 00:55:48.909 Yes. 1028 00:55:50.035 --> 00:55:51.078 Fuck! 1029 00:55:52.162 --> 00:55:54.748 Butch was diagnosed with stage-four cancer. 1030 00:55:54.831 --> 00:55:56.875 He was given six months to live. 1031 00:55:57.834 --> 00:55:59.336 So that's how they met. 1032 00:55:59.419 --> 00:56:02.047 Ronnie was working on some promising cancer treatments. 1033 00:56:02.130 --> 00:56:03.590 More than promising. 1034 00:56:03.674 --> 00:56:06.510 Butch told me Ronnie developed a magic bullet. 1035 00:56:06.593 --> 00:56:08.762 It was a treatment that used an MRI machine 1036 00:56:08.845 --> 00:56:12.182 to target the bad cells and not kill the good ones. 1037 00:56:12.265 --> 00:56:14.184 I had no idea they had gotten that far. 1038 00:56:14.267 --> 00:56:18.814 Well, they were conducting some secret, non-FDA approved clinical trials. 1039 00:56:18.897 --> 00:56:21.149 Butch and some other guys were the guinea pigs. 1040 00:56:21.233 --> 00:56:24.194 - And it was working? - Bet your ass it was working. 1041 00:56:24.277 --> 00:56:27.447 Guys were getting better, no fucking side effects. 1042 00:56:27.531 --> 00:56:30.450 When Ronnie had to shut down the program, they both were devastated. 1043 00:56:30.534 --> 00:56:31.534 Which leads me to ask, 1044 00:56:31.576 --> 00:56:34.871 why the fuck would they close down a program that was working? 1045 00:56:34.955 --> 00:56:39.960 Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky, Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy. 1046 00:56:40.043 --> 00:56:42.163 He called up one day, suddenly the funds had dried up, 1047 00:56:42.212 --> 00:56:44.506 and they had to cancel all these research programs. 1048 00:56:44.589 --> 00:56:47.676 - That must have been one of 'em. - Yes, ma'am, it was. 1049 00:56:47.759 --> 00:56:51.012 Until Butch and your husband took matters into their own hands. 1050 00:56:51.096 --> 00:56:54.015 - What does that mean? - It means Butch started knocking off banks 1051 00:56:54.099 --> 00:56:56.226 to have enough money to continue the treatments. 1052 00:56:56.309 --> 00:56:57.394 Holy shit. 1053 00:56:57.477 --> 00:57:01.481 When he got that pretty little face of his on the FBI's Most Wanted List... 1054 00:57:01.565 --> 00:57:06.778 they sent me down to Puerto Rico to set up their secret hideaway. 1055 00:57:06.862 --> 00:57:09.865 But I guess they... never made it there. 1056 00:57:10.824 --> 00:57:11.992 Wait a minute. 1057 00:57:12.909 --> 00:57:14.077 You're Dakota? 1058 00:57:14.161 --> 00:57:15.829 Yeah. 1059 00:57:15.912 --> 00:57:18.165 "Dakota sounds hot." 1060 00:57:18.248 --> 00:57:19.416 Oh, fuck you. 1061 00:57:19.499 --> 00:57:21.668 Sounds like you and Butch were pretty close. 1062 00:57:21.752 --> 00:57:25.839 He knew me like no other man had ever known me before. 1063 00:57:25.922 --> 00:57:28.341 Tough, but tender. 1064 00:57:28.425 --> 00:57:29.843 What's this now? 1065 00:57:31.344 --> 00:57:33.722 We were fuck buddies for years. 1066 00:57:33.805 --> 00:57:37.642 Until Dr. Ronnie came along and stole his heart away. 1067 00:57:37.726 --> 00:57:39.186 No disrespect. 1068 00:57:40.812 --> 00:57:42.814 Oh, shit, you didn't know? 1069 00:57:43.982 --> 00:57:48.278 Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry. 1070 00:57:49.237 --> 00:57:51.364 - This explains a lot. - The thing is, 1071 00:57:51.448 --> 00:57:53.450 Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed 1072 00:57:53.533 --> 00:57:55.994 not because they were in love with each other, 1073 00:57:56.078 --> 00:57:59.915 or knockin' off banks... because they were trying to cure cancer. 1074 00:58:01.208 --> 00:58:03.418 Which is fucking disgraceful. 1075 00:58:03.960 --> 00:58:06.254 This gets me so goddamn upset. 1076 00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:11.885 That brings back some nice memories. 1077 00:58:15.180 --> 00:58:17.390 You know, I gotta give you credit. 1078 00:58:17.474 --> 00:58:20.102 You rock that jewelry real well. 1079 00:58:20.185 --> 00:58:23.230 You know, that's how we met. I'm a jewelry designer. 1080 00:58:23.313 --> 00:58:26.399 - Oh. - And Butch, that boy loved his bling. 1081 00:58:26.483 --> 00:58:27.526 Oh, yeah? 1082 00:58:27.609 --> 00:58:31.321 Did you make Dr. Ronald's tongue ring, too? 1083 00:58:31.404 --> 00:58:32.697 I like it, it's fun. 1084 00:58:32.781 --> 00:58:34.908 Yeah, that's one of mine. 1085 00:58:34.991 --> 00:58:37.410 But... that ain't a tongue ring. 1086 00:58:37.494 --> 00:58:38.703 That's a cock stud. 1087 00:58:38.787 --> 00:58:41.706 What? What? 1088 00:58:43.708 --> 00:58:46.253 I can't believe you let me put a cock stud in my mouth! 1089 00:58:46.336 --> 00:58:48.797 I can't believe my husband had a cock stud in his cock. 1090 00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:50.215 Yeah, that's worse. Come on, that's worse. 1091 00:58:50.298 --> 00:58:51.591 Don't be a baby. 1092 00:58:52.551 --> 00:58:53.760 - And Max... - Yeah. 1093 00:58:53.844 --> 00:58:58.431 If you need some place to lay low... you can always shack up with me, baby boy. 1094 00:58:58.515 --> 00:59:01.101 Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota. 1095 00:59:01.184 --> 00:59:04.688 I just don't know how safe that would be for me or you. 1096 00:59:07.482 --> 00:59:12.112 I know you wanna kiss me... but I'm not your Butch. 1097 00:59:12.195 --> 00:59:13.738 I'll never be Butch. 1098 00:59:13.822 --> 00:59:18.451 What I can do is give you a mental image to go enjoy yourself later with. 1099 00:59:23.790 --> 00:59:25.667 You're a bad boy. 1100 00:59:26.710 --> 00:59:29.337 Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me. 1101 00:59:29.421 --> 00:59:31.214 Is this your friend? 1102 00:59:33.341 --> 00:59:36.386 Ooh... Oh, yeah. 1103 00:59:38.722 --> 00:59:41.016 Did he just cum in his pants? 1104 00:59:45.187 --> 00:59:46.271 The Gymnast. 1105 00:59:47.105 --> 00:59:48.398 No! 1106 00:59:53.403 --> 00:59:55.697 - What are you doing? Go that way! - Donuts! 1107 00:59:58.116 --> 00:59:59.326 Where am I? 1108 00:59:59.409 --> 01:00:01.244 You cannot find me? 1109 01:00:03.747 --> 01:00:06.958 I ain't afraid of you, I ain't afraid of fucking nothing! 1110 01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:16.009 You don't kill me. I kill you. 1111 01:00:24.392 --> 01:00:28.605 And the Russian judges give that a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there? 1112 01:00:30.065 --> 01:00:31.733 I can't believe that guy found us! 1113 01:00:31.816 --> 01:00:33.360 What do we do? We gotta hide out somewhere. 1114 01:00:33.443 --> 01:00:35.195 My mother's summer cottage. 1115 01:00:35.278 --> 01:00:36.518 - Your mother's cottage? - Yeah. 1116 01:00:36.571 --> 01:00:37.739 You don't wanna drag her into all this. 1117 01:00:37.822 --> 01:00:39.908 It's all right. She's senile as hell now. 1118 01:00:39.991 --> 01:00:42.118 She sat on the toilet the other day for six hours 1119 01:00:42.202 --> 01:00:44.412 thinking she was on a bus to Disney World. 1120 01:00:44.496 --> 01:00:47.874 They could torture the shit out of her. She wouldn't cough up a word. 1121 01:00:58.969 --> 01:01:00.345 Not many houses on this island. 1122 01:01:00.428 --> 01:01:03.056 Oh, yeah, we're secluded. No one's gonna find us here. 1123 01:01:03.139 --> 01:01:04.266 Hey, check this out. 1124 01:01:04.349 --> 01:01:07.310 - That old YZinger? You have that still? - Yeah! 1125 01:01:07.394 --> 01:01:09.020 You were a mad man on that. 1126 01:01:09.104 --> 01:01:11.940 I could never pop a wheelie, but guess who got me that thing? 1127 01:01:12.023 --> 01:01:14.276 - Who? - Your dad. 1128 01:01:14.359 --> 01:01:17.028 - My dad? - Your dad, after my father died. 1129 01:01:17.112 --> 01:01:19.990 He did stuff like that all the time for me, I'll never forget that. 1130 01:01:20.073 --> 01:01:22.075 Just looked out for me when I was growing up. 1131 01:01:22.158 --> 01:01:23.326 Sounds like a good man. 1132 01:01:23.410 --> 01:01:24.494 - The best. - If he's such a good man, 1133 01:01:24.577 --> 01:01:25.704 why didn't he give me one? 1134 01:01:25.787 --> 01:01:27.163 Well, look at you. 1135 01:01:27.247 --> 01:01:30.667 You were good at reading. Just stick with that. Come on. 1136 01:01:30.750 --> 01:01:32.627 "Look at you." That's the only answer you have. 1137 01:01:33.295 --> 01:01:35.380 My mother is gonna be psyched to see you. 1138 01:01:35.463 --> 01:01:37.340 How senile is your mom? Will she remember me? 1139 01:01:37.424 --> 01:01:39.144 Of course, she talks about you all the time. 1140 01:01:39.426 --> 01:01:40.635 - Oh! - Mom! 1141 01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:42.220 Mom! What are you doing? 1142 01:01:42.304 --> 01:01:44.139 The fridge! The fridge! 1143 01:01:44.222 --> 01:01:48.393 Come on, the pizza guy, the president, the mailman, the gardener, the me! 1144 01:01:48.476 --> 01:01:52.480 I called you on the phone, remember? That's why you set dinner up for us. 1145 01:01:53.398 --> 01:01:56.109 Oh! Max! 1146 01:01:56.192 --> 01:01:57.319 Ah, there you go. Oh, a jump. 1147 01:01:58.528 --> 01:01:59.779 I love you. 1148 01:01:59.863 --> 01:02:01.239 Look who's here. 1149 01:02:02.240 --> 01:02:05.243 Sonny Bono and Donna Summer! 1150 01:02:05.327 --> 01:02:09.331 What hurt more? The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing? 1151 01:02:09.414 --> 01:02:12.208 It's all pretty bad today. 1152 01:02:14.627 --> 01:02:16.421 I still can't believe it. 1153 01:02:16.504 --> 01:02:20.258 My Maxi's best friend, little Charlie McMillan. 1154 01:02:20.342 --> 01:02:24.637 You know, after all these years, he never stopped talking about you. 1155 01:02:24.721 --> 01:02:26.848 - How you're so successful. - Mmm-hmm. 1156 01:02:26.931 --> 01:02:31.811 Became the big branch manager of Save & Pay Supermarkets. 1157 01:02:31.895 --> 01:02:34.439 You got a good memory, Mom. 1158 01:02:34.522 --> 01:02:39.110 I hear you married the prom queen. What was that whore's name again? 1159 01:02:39.194 --> 01:02:41.404 Uh, Nikki. 1160 01:02:41.488 --> 01:02:43.406 And we're not married anymore, Mrs. Kessler. 1161 01:02:43.490 --> 01:02:44.866 She wasn't very nice to me. 1162 01:02:44.949 --> 01:02:49.829 Good, I hope you didn't catch any sores from her filthy... 1163 01:02:49.913 --> 01:02:51.539 you know... 1164 01:02:51.623 --> 01:02:52.707 vagina. 1165 01:02:52.791 --> 01:02:54.542 Oh... 1166 01:02:54.626 --> 01:02:56.836 No, there was none of... That wasn't the reason. 1167 01:02:58.254 --> 01:03:00.757 Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge? 1168 01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:05.345 Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous? He's coming to see me next week. 1169 01:03:07.055 --> 01:03:10.767 What the hell are you talking about? Visit you next week? That's me, Ma. 1170 01:03:10.850 --> 01:03:12.894 You're Little Maxi? 1171 01:03:12.977 --> 01:03:14.437 No, I'm Big Maxi! 1172 01:03:14.521 --> 01:03:17.524 You remember the Save & Pay job, but you don't remember I grew up? 1173 01:03:17.607 --> 01:03:21.611 Uh... I remember you loved that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt. 1174 01:03:21.694 --> 01:03:24.531 See, I love how he remembers this stuff and... and you... 1175 01:03:25.323 --> 01:03:29.285 I just wish you showed up at my funeral. Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me. 1176 01:03:29.369 --> 01:03:30.578 You're a ghost? 1177 01:03:32.330 --> 01:03:34.666 Oh, I'm so confused. 1178 01:03:35.750 --> 01:03:36.876 It's not you, I'm sorry. 1179 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:41.172 Don't be upset. I love you. I know, you're just old... and crazy. 1180 01:03:41.256 --> 01:03:45.260 Hey, one thing you shouldn't be confused about... 1181 01:03:45.343 --> 01:03:47.178 I don't work at Save & Pay. 1182 01:03:48.179 --> 01:03:51.307 I work... I work in the bank inside of... I'm a bank manager. 1183 01:03:51.391 --> 01:03:53.518 Hey, guys, I just got off the phone with Shecky. 1184 01:03:53.601 --> 01:03:57.313 He has no idea Ronald's dead. I didn't have the heart to tell him. 1185 01:03:57.397 --> 01:03:59.315 Or he's pretending he has no idea. 1186 01:04:01.317 --> 01:04:03.528 Everybody be cool. It's probably just the fuse box. 1187 01:04:03.611 --> 01:04:04.821 Happens all the time. 1188 01:04:04.904 --> 01:04:06.531 I don't know, somebody could be out there, Max. 1189 01:04:06.614 --> 01:04:08.032 Ma, where's my bag? 1190 01:04:08.116 --> 01:04:10.118 - I don't remember. - Yeah, that's a shock. 1191 01:04:10.201 --> 01:04:12.370 Found it. 1192 01:04:12.454 --> 01:04:14.038 - You okay? - Yeah. 1193 01:04:14.122 --> 01:04:15.790 You know, I'm the kind of guy 1194 01:04:15.874 --> 01:04:17.792 who always carries a rubber in my wallet... 1195 01:04:17.876 --> 01:04:20.712 ...and an umbrella in my trunk. 1196 01:04:20.795 --> 01:04:23.173 'Cause you never know when you're gonna fuck in the rain. 1197 01:04:23.256 --> 01:04:24.382 Max! 1198 01:04:24.466 --> 01:04:27.093 Ma, you know you fucked in the rain. Relax. 1199 01:04:27.177 --> 01:04:29.304 That's true. And the snow. 1200 01:04:29.387 --> 01:04:31.014 - Yeah! - Max, wait. 1201 01:04:31.097 --> 01:04:32.640 You don't know if it's safe out there. 1202 01:04:32.724 --> 01:04:34.225 Yeah? For who? 1203 01:04:50.909 --> 01:04:53.077 Yep, it's the fuse box! 1204 01:04:57.790 --> 01:04:59.959 Holy fuck! 1205 01:05:03.338 --> 01:05:05.965 Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch! 1206 01:05:06.049 --> 01:05:09.886 - Whoa! - I am so tired of these games! 1207 01:05:09.969 --> 01:05:11.429 I know you are! 1208 01:05:12.514 --> 01:05:14.265 Whoa, whoa. Whoa! 1209 01:05:14.349 --> 01:05:16.226 I can't do it. You need to come back to me. 1210 01:05:16.309 --> 01:05:18.520 I need you. You need me. 1211 01:05:18.603 --> 01:05:21.189 Oh! Who's this sexy bitch? 1212 01:05:21.272 --> 01:05:22.774 I'm his mother. 1213 01:05:22.857 --> 01:05:25.944 Not you, Ma. Becca, it's not what you think. 1214 01:05:26.027 --> 01:05:27.946 Oh, no, of course not. 1215 01:05:28.029 --> 01:05:32.033 Because your mother knows the world of pain that I'm in right now. 1216 01:05:32.116 --> 01:05:34.285 Would you just please put the gun down so we can talk? 1217 01:05:34.369 --> 01:05:35.370 I can't believe... 1218 01:05:35.453 --> 01:05:38.540 I just cannot believe that this is how you would want to end everything. 1219 01:05:38.623 --> 01:05:43.086 - I just wanna talk to you. - Listen, you're sick, Max. 1220 01:05:43.169 --> 01:05:45.755 - You're sick. - I know, I'm sorry. 1221 01:05:45.838 --> 01:05:47.632 I just don't understand. 1222 01:05:49.467 --> 01:05:51.886 Why wouldn't you want to spend every last minute with me? 1223 01:05:51.970 --> 01:05:55.014 I'm your family. I'm your family. 1224 01:05:55.098 --> 01:05:56.849 - I know. - You don't know! 1225 01:05:56.933 --> 01:06:00.061 - All right! - You have no fucking idea! 1226 01:06:00.144 --> 01:06:01.813 We'll give you guys some privacy. 1227 01:06:01.896 --> 01:06:03.982 - Get a hold of yourself. - I'll take this, too. 1228 01:06:04.065 --> 01:06:06.859 You gotta just walk away. Just say goodbye. 1229 01:06:06.943 --> 01:06:08.736 Just say goodbye. That's it. 1230 01:06:08.820 --> 01:06:12.615 All right. Say goodbye to this. 1231 01:06:14.242 --> 01:06:15.410 You gotta go! Go! 1232 01:06:15.493 --> 01:06:16.744 I'm going! 1233 01:06:16.828 --> 01:06:17.912 Then go! 1234 01:06:17.996 --> 01:06:20.081 - Shut the door. - Get over here. Get over here. 1235 01:06:23.418 --> 01:06:25.295 They are fucking crazy. 1236 01:06:25.378 --> 01:06:28.214 Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here! 1237 01:06:31.884 --> 01:06:33.428 It's so fucking hot 1238 01:06:33.511 --> 01:06:35.471 how you tracked me down, woman. 1239 01:06:35.555 --> 01:06:38.725 I would follow you to the pits of hell, you fucker! 1240 01:06:38.808 --> 01:06:42.145 Yeah, well, I'm smelling your pits as I fuck you silly. 1241 01:06:42.228 --> 01:06:44.188 Oh, that got me! 1242 01:06:44.272 --> 01:06:47.025 Oh, I'm coming! Oh, smell my feet. 1243 01:06:51.029 --> 01:06:52.071 Whoo! 1244 01:06:52.155 --> 01:06:54.574 I wish I was senile now. 1245 01:06:54.657 --> 01:06:56.284 Can I ask you a question? 1246 01:06:56.367 --> 01:06:57.535 Yeah, sure. 1247 01:06:57.619 --> 01:07:01.331 What was so terrible about your life that you wanted a whole new one? 1248 01:07:01.414 --> 01:07:02.707 Oh... 1249 01:07:03.916 --> 01:07:07.086 Well, for starters, it kind of wasn't my choice. 1250 01:07:07.170 --> 01:07:09.213 I got forced into it. 1251 01:07:09.297 --> 01:07:12.467 But... it is nice to have another opportunity 1252 01:07:12.550 --> 01:07:14.886 to try to become the person that I should have been. 1253 01:07:14.969 --> 01:07:16.679 And who's that? 1254 01:07:17.388 --> 01:07:19.474 I haven't figured that part out yet. 1255 01:07:21.142 --> 01:07:24.145 Well... we should probably get some shut-eye. 1256 01:07:24.228 --> 01:07:27.565 Uh... why don't you take the bed and I'll... I'll take the couch. 1257 01:07:27.649 --> 01:07:31.277 Actually, I would feel much safer if you slept in here with me. 1258 01:07:32.528 --> 01:07:33.946 Um... 1259 01:07:34.030 --> 01:07:35.907 Do you mean share this bed? 1260 01:07:35.990 --> 01:07:39.077 No. I mean, you take the floor, I take the bed. 1261 01:07:39.160 --> 01:07:41.496 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Of course. 1262 01:07:41.579 --> 01:07:43.247 Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding. 1263 01:07:43.331 --> 01:07:45.083 Come on, we're adults. 1264 01:07:45.166 --> 01:07:47.335 I think we can share the bed for one night. 1265 01:07:48.503 --> 01:07:50.171 - Really? - Okay. 1266 01:07:56.094 --> 01:07:57.512 Well, you don't have to worry about me, 1267 01:07:57.595 --> 01:08:00.807 because I stayed in the same bed with my ex-wife for... four years 1268 01:08:00.890 --> 01:08:03.226 and I don't think we touched toes once. 1269 01:08:03.309 --> 01:08:05.520 You know, you forget who you're talking to. 1270 01:08:05.603 --> 01:08:09.440 My husband had a stud in his thingy and I never even knew. 1271 01:08:09.524 --> 01:08:10.525 The truth is, 1272 01:08:10.608 --> 01:08:13.986 I could have a telephone pole through my dick and she would never have known. 1273 01:08:15.613 --> 01:08:17.824 You're funny, Charlie. 1274 01:08:17.907 --> 01:08:19.909 You're a funny, nice guy. 1275 01:08:43.808 --> 01:08:46.018 Hey, where'd Becca go? 1276 01:08:46.102 --> 01:08:48.271 Oh, I broke up with her again. She's psychotic. 1277 01:08:48.354 --> 01:08:50.940 How'd it go with you and this chick? You take my advice? 1278 01:08:51.023 --> 01:08:52.066 Yeah, it went okay. 1279 01:08:52.150 --> 01:08:54.902 What? You kidding me? 1280 01:08:54.986 --> 01:08:58.072 Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet and you're fucking his widow? 1281 01:08:58.156 --> 01:08:59.282 Are you an asshole? 1282 01:08:59.365 --> 01:09:01.868 No... No, you said it was okay. Are you... 1283 01:09:01.951 --> 01:09:03.828 It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother. 1284 01:09:03.911 --> 01:09:05.455 Look how happy you made her. 1285 01:09:08.499 --> 01:09:10.418 Welcome to Old Willow. 1286 01:09:10.501 --> 01:09:13.171 - Heather, Heather, Heather. - Aw! It's so good to see you. 1287 01:09:13.254 --> 01:09:15.047 Come on in, gentlemen. Come on. 1288 01:09:15.131 --> 01:09:16.799 I just made some sweet tea. 1289 01:09:19.886 --> 01:09:23.514 Ronald's dead. I can't believe it. 1290 01:09:23.598 --> 01:09:25.767 Believe it now, Shecky? 1291 01:09:25.850 --> 01:09:27.393 Oh! Oh! 1292 01:09:27.477 --> 01:09:30.396 - Max, enough with the pictures. - He said he didn't believe it. 1293 01:09:30.480 --> 01:09:34.567 - I believed it. I'm just in disbelief. - Oh, okay. 1294 01:09:34.650 --> 01:09:38.029 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's been an emotional week. 1295 01:09:39.781 --> 01:09:42.116 I lost my mama on Monday. 1296 01:09:43.159 --> 01:09:47.705 And then I found out all the medical supplies I donated 1297 01:09:47.789 --> 01:09:49.832 to the Burmese drought victims... 1298 01:09:49.916 --> 01:09:51.709 were stolen by the rebels. 1299 01:09:52.627 --> 01:09:56.464 The soup kitchen I volunteer at... burned down. 1300 01:09:56.547 --> 01:10:02.053 Whole city smelled like... ashes and Campbell's Chunky. 1301 01:10:04.055 --> 01:10:05.807 Sweet kicks, though. 1302 01:10:05.890 --> 01:10:07.183 - Huh? - Where'd you get 'em? 1303 01:10:08.142 --> 01:10:10.102 I know a guy at Nike. 1304 01:10:10.186 --> 01:10:12.855 Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice, but... 1305 01:10:12.939 --> 01:10:15.024 I don't know a guy at Nike. 1306 01:10:15.107 --> 01:10:18.152 Heather, how do you know these fellas, again? 1307 01:10:18.236 --> 01:10:19.237 They're new friends. 1308 01:10:19.320 --> 01:10:21.155 They're just trying to help me figure it all out. 1309 01:10:21.239 --> 01:10:23.241 Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have any files we can look at? 1310 01:10:23.324 --> 01:10:24.700 Anything that would help us? 1311 01:10:24.784 --> 01:10:28.955 My house got broken into and they stole my laptop and my cell phone. 1312 01:10:29.038 --> 01:10:33.835 So you had a formula that actually works on cancer and you lost it. 1313 01:10:33.918 --> 01:10:36.212 I never had any formula. That was Ronald's department. 1314 01:10:36.295 --> 01:10:37.922 I just handled the money. 1315 01:10:38.005 --> 01:10:41.259 You handled it so well that they couldn't finish the testing. 1316 01:10:41.342 --> 01:10:44.595 Those drugs were working, Shecky. 1317 01:10:44.679 --> 01:10:46.806 Is this a fucking joke to you? 1318 01:10:46.889 --> 01:10:48.683 It wasn't my fault, I swear! 1319 01:10:48.766 --> 01:10:50.935 The bank called in all our loans out of nowhere, 1320 01:10:51.018 --> 01:10:52.103 didn't give us a reason. 1321 01:10:52.186 --> 01:10:54.146 I went everywhere for financing. I swear. 1322 01:10:54.230 --> 01:10:56.232 I even tried to mortgage Old Willow. 1323 01:10:56.315 --> 01:10:58.901 Nobody would sit down with Shecky. Nobody! 1324 01:10:58.985 --> 01:11:01.946 I hope you don't think I had something to do with this. 1325 01:11:03.698 --> 01:11:06.993 I felt horrible when I let Ronald down. 1326 01:11:08.286 --> 01:11:10.621 He was my best friend. 1327 01:11:13.040 --> 01:11:14.709 We should go back there right now, 1328 01:11:14.792 --> 01:11:16.961 torture the fuck out of him till he tells the truth. 1329 01:11:17.044 --> 01:11:19.088 We get it, you don't like the guy, but here's the good news. 1330 01:11:19.171 --> 01:11:21.173 We know what the guys with the guns want now. 1331 01:11:21.257 --> 01:11:22.258 Yeah, the formula. 1332 01:11:22.341 --> 01:11:24.427 That's why they must have broken into my house. 1333 01:11:24.510 --> 01:11:25.845 Do you think it could be there? 1334 01:11:25.928 --> 01:11:27.513 I don't know, it could be anywhere. 1335 01:11:27.597 --> 01:11:30.057 Clearly, Ronnie was a master at hiding things. 1336 01:11:30.141 --> 01:11:32.560 - I should know. - Uh-oh. 1337 01:11:33.728 --> 01:11:35.229 Jesus! 1338 01:11:35.313 --> 01:11:38.190 This mummy-looking-motherfucker's like a human tracking device. 1339 01:11:38.274 --> 01:11:39.358 - What do we do? - You know what? 1340 01:11:39.442 --> 01:11:41.068 Why don't you buckle up there, Mrs. Fishman? 1341 01:11:41.152 --> 01:11:42.320 Oh, God, no. 1342 01:11:45.281 --> 01:11:46.782 Hey, dude, I'm lost. 1343 01:11:46.866 --> 01:11:49.535 Can you tell me where the side of the road is? 1344 01:11:50.328 --> 01:11:52.747 Oh, my God. 1345 01:12:00.838 --> 01:12:03.382 Hey, a little dizzy? Get up. 1346 01:12:03.466 --> 01:12:06.093 Come on, get up! 1347 01:12:06.177 --> 01:12:07.261 Who are you? 1348 01:12:07.345 --> 01:12:08.512 Who the fuck are you? 1349 01:12:08.596 --> 01:12:10.222 Why are you following me? 1350 01:12:10.306 --> 01:12:12.850 Uh... Um... American... 1351 01:12:12.934 --> 01:12:14.977 American what? Pharmaceuticals? 1352 01:12:15.061 --> 01:12:16.896 American Girl doll? What? 1353 01:12:16.979 --> 01:12:20.232 American... Express... 1354 01:12:20.316 --> 01:12:21.859 Fraud Department. 1355 01:12:23.277 --> 01:12:24.278 What? 1356 01:12:24.362 --> 01:12:26.697 - You're Max Kessler, right? - Yeah! 1357 01:12:26.781 --> 01:12:29.617 You owe us $62,000. 1358 01:12:29.700 --> 01:12:32.203 Watch it. Watch it. Slow. 1359 01:12:34.705 --> 01:12:36.916 Fuck, that's my old address, too. 1360 01:12:36.999 --> 01:12:38.709 You're good. 1361 01:12:38.793 --> 01:12:40.169 This guy's fucking good. 1362 01:12:40.836 --> 01:12:42.213 All right. 1363 01:12:42.296 --> 01:12:44.757 - Come on. I'm sorry, asshole. - Ow! 1364 01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:46.300 Okay, bub. 1365 01:12:46.384 --> 01:12:48.594 There's 150 grand in here. 1366 01:12:48.678 --> 01:12:50.596 That's over double what I owe Amex. 1367 01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:52.890 So just take the rest, pay for your medical bills. 1368 01:12:52.974 --> 01:12:56.394 Fuckin' buy a suit, maybe a 3D flat screen. 1369 01:12:56.477 --> 01:12:58.062 Fuck, take it all, move to Maui. 1370 01:12:58.145 --> 01:13:00.856 You know Hawaiian chicks love to fuck guys with red beards. 1371 01:13:00.940 --> 01:13:02.608 I made that up, nobody does. 1372 01:13:04.110 --> 01:13:06.237 Look, we're in a Rubik's Cube of shit right now, 1373 01:13:06.320 --> 01:13:08.698 and it's up to me to make all the right moves. 1374 01:13:08.781 --> 01:13:12.743 Walking you inside that crowded hospital ain't one of 'em. 1375 01:13:12.827 --> 01:13:15.788 So is our business concluded... Robert? 1376 01:13:19.208 --> 01:13:22.044 You're a hell of a bloodhound, you know that? 1377 01:13:22.128 --> 01:13:24.588 Put some Bactine on that shit, it'll get better. 1378 01:13:34.432 --> 01:13:35.683 Oh! 1379 01:13:40.855 --> 01:13:44.025 With nowhere else to go, we went back to the scene of the crime. 1380 01:13:44.108 --> 01:13:47.319 Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory still had some secrets. 1381 01:13:47.403 --> 01:13:49.613 These files are all messed up and out of order. 1382 01:13:49.697 --> 01:13:52.408 Listen, I think I can decode the password for these encrypted files. 1383 01:13:52.491 --> 01:13:55.202 - You can hack? - We call it forensic data recovery. 1384 01:13:55.286 --> 01:13:57.580 But yeah, at the bank, when someone defaults, 1385 01:13:57.705 --> 01:13:59.874 we have the legal right to access their systems and ledgers 1386 01:13:59.957 --> 01:14:01.292 to find any hidden assets. 1387 01:14:01.375 --> 01:14:02.668 But they were working under the radar. 1388 01:14:02.752 --> 01:14:05.588 Well, if they have employees, which it looks like they did, 1389 01:14:05.671 --> 01:14:07.840 I can access it through the payroll service. 1390 01:14:09.133 --> 01:14:10.384 That's impressive. 1391 01:14:10.468 --> 01:14:14.221 Well, in my old life, I did have a lot of free time on my hands. 1392 01:14:14.305 --> 01:14:15.973 Boom! Check it out. 1393 01:14:16.057 --> 01:14:17.058 Photos of your husband. 1394 01:14:17.141 --> 01:14:19.643 Photos of Butch. There's my tongue ring... Oh! 1395 01:14:19.727 --> 01:14:21.007 Don't look at that. I'm sorry. 1396 01:14:21.062 --> 01:14:22.730 I shouldn't have said that. No, no, no. 1397 01:14:22.813 --> 01:14:25.441 Kojak to Columbo. No suspicious activity out here. 1398 01:14:25.524 --> 01:14:28.152 - Find anything? - Negative, Kojak, we're still looking. 1399 01:14:28.235 --> 01:14:31.238 Hurry the fuck up, Charlie. We gotta find that formula. 1400 01:14:31.322 --> 01:14:33.699 Listen, we're gonna find it, we're gonna give it to these Nazis, 1401 01:14:33.783 --> 01:14:35.367 and then this nightmare will be over. 1402 01:14:35.451 --> 01:14:36.452 What are you talking about? 1403 01:14:36.535 --> 01:14:39.914 You wanna give the cure to cancer to these fucking criminals? 1404 01:14:39.997 --> 01:14:41.999 There is no cure for cancer! 1405 01:14:42.083 --> 01:14:44.877 We'll give them the treatment and we'll get back to our fake lives. 1406 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:46.796 I kind of like the way mine is going now. 1407 01:14:46.879 --> 01:14:50.216 Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie? You're just gonna lay down? 1408 01:14:50.299 --> 01:14:54.136 Isn't that what got you a job at fucking Save & Pay, being a pussy? 1409 01:14:54.220 --> 01:14:58.349 And you're some expert oncologist? No, you're a guidance counselor. 1410 01:14:58.432 --> 01:15:01.352 You're good at telling dumb kids they might get into junior college. 1411 01:15:01.435 --> 01:15:05.022 Is this about the money? Are you trying to get rich off this? 1412 01:15:06.023 --> 01:15:07.983 You know what, Charlie, you're a dick. 1413 01:15:08.943 --> 01:15:09.985 Max, I'm sorry. 1414 01:15:10.069 --> 01:15:13.572 Listen, I'm just trying to think of a way out of this, all right? 1415 01:15:13.656 --> 01:15:15.533 Max? 1416 01:15:15.616 --> 01:15:17.952 Max? Max? 1417 01:15:18.035 --> 01:15:19.370 Shit. 1418 01:15:19.453 --> 01:15:22.331 You know, he's right about not giving them the formula. 1419 01:15:22.414 --> 01:15:24.416 But none of that matters if we don't find it. 1420 01:15:24.500 --> 01:15:26.252 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go look for Max. 1421 01:15:26.335 --> 01:15:27.962 You stay here and search for it. 1422 01:15:28.045 --> 01:15:29.922 And by the way... 1423 01:15:30.005 --> 01:15:32.633 I like the way my life is going, too. 1424 01:15:38.472 --> 01:15:40.015 Yeah. 1425 01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:46.355 All right, let's do it. 1426 01:15:48.357 --> 01:15:49.900 What do we got here? 1427 01:16:17.928 --> 01:16:19.763 Life's short, Charlie. 1428 01:16:19.847 --> 01:16:22.099 - You know you're not really dead, right? - No... 1429 01:16:22.183 --> 01:16:23.976 I just got caught up in the moment. 1430 01:16:24.059 --> 01:16:25.853 Holy shit, I gotta sit down. 1431 01:16:25.936 --> 01:16:27.856 You don't feel good. What do you got, a hangover? 1432 01:16:34.737 --> 01:16:36.030 I just cannot believe that this is how 1433 01:16:36.113 --> 01:16:37.531 - you would want to end everything. - Stop. 1434 01:16:37.615 --> 01:16:39.158 You're sick, Max! 1435 01:16:39.283 --> 01:16:40.826 I'm your family. 1436 01:16:40.910 --> 01:16:42.995 - I'm sorry. - I'm your family. 1437 01:16:49.585 --> 01:16:52.213 That's Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous? 1438 01:16:52.296 --> 01:16:55.799 I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Growing up without a dad. 1439 01:16:59.261 --> 01:17:01.096 It's not a cure for cancer. 1440 01:17:02.473 --> 01:17:04.516 It's a cure for Max's cancer. 1441 01:17:10.522 --> 01:17:12.024 Cute kids. 1442 01:17:12.107 --> 01:17:15.694 They're supposed to be with my ex tonight. Said she was sick. 1443 01:17:15.778 --> 01:17:19.031 Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot. 1444 01:17:19.114 --> 01:17:21.617 That's the tough thing about divorce. 1445 01:17:21.700 --> 01:17:23.827 Gotta watch your dumb kids alone... 1446 01:17:25.287 --> 01:17:29.375 no sleep, while your ex is waking up with 22-year-old bartenders, 1447 01:17:29.458 --> 01:17:32.962 and who is footin' the bill for breakfast and their herpes medicine? 1448 01:17:33.045 --> 01:17:34.088 I am. 1449 01:17:34.171 --> 01:17:38.717 Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh, metal clamps, that, um... 1450 01:17:38.801 --> 01:17:40.928 I'm looking for, uh... 1451 01:17:41.011 --> 01:17:44.390 Joe Pesci used it in Casino to, you know, crush the guy's head? 1452 01:17:44.473 --> 01:17:46.392 - You mean a vise? - Yeah, sweetheart, that... 1453 01:17:46.475 --> 01:17:48.018 That's... A vise. 1454 01:17:48.102 --> 01:17:49.895 We just carry auto parts. 1455 01:17:49.979 --> 01:17:52.106 Try the hardware store. 1456 01:18:15.296 --> 01:18:18.424 ...the young cuckoo will go so far as to fake injury, 1457 01:18:18.507 --> 01:18:20.926 prompting the adult jay 1458 01:18:21.010 --> 01:18:25.306 to carry the cuckoo along the migratory route to eastern Africa. 1459 01:18:25.389 --> 01:18:27.266 Only to fly back to... 1460 01:18:27.349 --> 01:18:28.892 Hello, Shecky. 1461 01:18:30.352 --> 01:18:34.898 You see... I'm not buyin' the whole cry routine, Shecky. 1462 01:18:34.982 --> 01:18:36.775 Tell me where the formula is. 1463 01:18:36.859 --> 01:18:38.068 I need an ambulance. 1464 01:18:39.778 --> 01:18:41.613 Where the fuck is the formula? 1465 01:18:41.697 --> 01:18:44.033 Truly, I don't know. 1466 01:18:45.826 --> 01:18:47.536 Oh! Sweet Jesus! 1467 01:18:47.619 --> 01:18:50.289 Okay, I'm gonna have to amp it up a little, aren't I? 1468 01:18:50.372 --> 01:18:54.293 I am going to put your head inside a fucking... 1469 01:18:54.376 --> 01:18:57.379 What the fuck is the name of that thing, with the clamp thing... 1470 01:18:57.463 --> 01:18:58.797 - A vise? - A vise! 1471 01:18:58.881 --> 01:19:02.009 Yes, a vise, bitch! Why do I keep forgetting that? 1472 01:19:03.260 --> 01:19:04.887 Come here. 1473 01:19:06.263 --> 01:19:08.515 What's... What's happening? 1474 01:19:08.599 --> 01:19:11.727 You are gonna tell me why you're lying, 1475 01:19:11.810 --> 01:19:14.855 or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard, 1476 01:19:14.938 --> 01:19:17.941 that that fucking mustache is gonna pop off your head. 1477 01:19:18.025 --> 01:19:19.443 What is that? 1478 01:19:19.526 --> 01:19:22.571 You've been shot! You've been shot! 1479 01:19:22.654 --> 01:19:24.323 You were right. 1480 01:19:24.406 --> 01:19:26.408 I was lying... 1481 01:19:26.492 --> 01:19:28.619 because I thought you were one of them. 1482 01:19:28.702 --> 01:19:29.828 I was one of them? 1483 01:19:29.912 --> 01:19:31.330 I thought you were one of them! 1484 01:19:31.413 --> 01:19:33.957 No. I'm a good guy. 1485 01:19:34.041 --> 01:19:36.543 Why would you pull the funding if you're such a good guy? 1486 01:19:36.627 --> 01:19:41.548 They was gonna kill us if we didn't stop the trials. 1487 01:19:41.632 --> 01:19:43.509 Stay with me, Shecky! Stay with me. 1488 01:19:43.592 --> 01:19:44.635 Come on. 1489 01:19:44.718 --> 01:19:46.512 You're all right. You're all right. 1490 01:19:46.595 --> 01:19:47.596 Oh, God. 1491 01:19:47.679 --> 01:19:49.515 Who's "they," Shecky? 1492 01:19:49.598 --> 01:19:54.978 Trojgaard are the world's largest chemotherapy company. 1493 01:19:55.062 --> 01:19:58.190 - Trojgaard. - Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug, 1494 01:19:58.273 --> 01:20:01.902 because he knew they would bury it. 1495 01:20:01.985 --> 01:20:03.654 Why would they bury it? 1496 01:20:03.737 --> 01:20:06.698 A drug like that would be worth billions of dollars. 1497 01:20:06.782 --> 01:20:09.284 A drug that replaces chemo... 1498 01:20:10.327 --> 01:20:12.329 would ultimately cost them... 1499 01:20:12.413 --> 01:20:13.747 trillions. 1500 01:20:31.265 --> 01:20:33.016 - Wait. - What? 1501 01:20:33.100 --> 01:20:36.979 Make sure all my money goes to cancer research. 1502 01:20:37.062 --> 01:20:38.063 Yeah. 1503 01:20:39.773 --> 01:20:42.526 You can... have my Nikes. 1504 01:20:43.777 --> 01:20:46.655 I know you had your eyes on them. 1505 01:20:51.368 --> 01:20:53.162 You really are a good guy. 1506 01:20:54.705 --> 01:20:56.331 Tell Mama I'm comin'. 1507 01:20:57.958 --> 01:21:00.127 Shecky. Shecky! 1508 01:21:00.210 --> 01:21:02.171 I forgot to ask you, who killed you? 1509 01:21:03.130 --> 01:21:04.715 Shecky! 1510 01:21:04.798 --> 01:21:06.842 Who did this to you? 1511 01:21:06.925 --> 01:21:08.510 I think I have a clue. 1512 01:21:11.597 --> 01:21:15.058 Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan. I need to talk to you. 1513 01:21:18.812 --> 01:21:21.607 Please, it's about Max. I think he's in trouble. 1514 01:21:26.695 --> 01:21:28.280 Wow. 1515 01:21:28.363 --> 01:21:31.533 Look at all these fun toys we have to play with. 1516 01:21:31.617 --> 01:21:33.535 I'm a bit of a handyman. 1517 01:21:33.619 --> 01:21:35.370 If you untie me, uh... 1518 01:21:35.454 --> 01:21:37.331 I could show you how to use that shit. 1519 01:21:38.874 --> 01:21:40.959 I think I can figure it out myself. 1520 01:21:41.043 --> 01:21:44.087 Zip, zap, zee. 1521 01:21:45.547 --> 01:21:47.799 Are you fucking wearing the Nikes? 1522 01:21:47.883 --> 01:21:50.093 Those are my sneakers. He gave 'em to me. 1523 01:21:50.177 --> 01:21:51.678 It was his dying wish. 1524 01:21:52.596 --> 01:21:55.265 Finders keepers, lose your sneakers. 1525 01:21:55.349 --> 01:21:57.309 How are you fitting in those? Those are 11s. 1526 01:21:57.392 --> 01:21:59.102 You're fucking nine feet tall. 1527 01:21:59.186 --> 01:22:02.022 You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis. It's not making sense. 1528 01:22:02.105 --> 01:22:04.483 There's always a way to make things fit. 1529 01:22:06.735 --> 01:22:09.863 What were you planning to do to poor Shecky with this? 1530 01:22:09.947 --> 01:22:12.282 Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep. 1531 01:22:12.366 --> 01:22:15.577 She needed a new gear shifter. So that's what that's all about. 1532 01:22:20.624 --> 01:22:24.670 I think I see where you were going with this. 1533 01:22:31.426 --> 01:22:34.096 You are a sick fuck. Just like me. 1534 01:22:35.013 --> 01:22:37.558 Something tells me you're sicker. 1535 01:22:37.641 --> 01:22:39.434 It was a miracle. 1536 01:22:40.394 --> 01:22:41.687 Then they shut it down. 1537 01:22:41.770 --> 01:22:43.730 Dr. Fishman basically vanished, 1538 01:22:43.814 --> 01:22:46.525 he stopped returning any of Max's phone calls. 1539 01:22:46.608 --> 01:22:48.610 So finally, one night... 1540 01:22:48.694 --> 01:22:50.988 Max drove over to the clinic. 1541 01:22:51.071 --> 01:22:53.448 He saw that the lights were on, so he kicked open the door. 1542 01:22:53.532 --> 01:22:56.994 And that's when he saw Ron and Butch laying dead on the floor. 1543 01:22:57.953 --> 01:22:59.830 But why doesn't he call the cops? 1544 01:22:59.955 --> 01:23:03.333 How was that gonna help Max get any better? 1545 01:23:03.417 --> 01:23:06.878 If Dr. Fishman was dead, then Max was dead. 1546 01:23:06.962 --> 01:23:11.842 So that's when he came up with this idea to bring him back to life. 1547 01:23:11.925 --> 01:23:13.468 But he couldn't do it alone, 1548 01:23:13.552 --> 01:23:15.637 he needed somebody else. 1549 01:23:15.721 --> 01:23:17.514 He saw where you were in life. 1550 01:23:19.641 --> 01:23:22.060 Uh... these are the... This is the bank. 1551 01:23:22.144 --> 01:23:26.315 He also saw that you... probably needed it more than he did. 1552 01:23:26.398 --> 01:23:27.899 Whoo! 1553 01:23:30.819 --> 01:23:33.238 Now, I got a question. What about this dark wig and glasses? 1554 01:23:33.322 --> 01:23:34.406 I don't get that. 1555 01:23:34.489 --> 01:23:36.450 Yeah, that's a... a sex thing. 1556 01:23:36.533 --> 01:23:38.368 It's a little... It's kind of personal. 1557 01:23:38.452 --> 01:23:40.203 Okay. 1558 01:23:40.287 --> 01:23:42.122 Yeah, and I think that's why... 1559 01:23:42.205 --> 01:23:44.333 When he was on the phone with you, and he had the blow-up doll. 1560 01:23:44.416 --> 01:23:45.959 What are you talking about? 1561 01:23:46.043 --> 01:23:47.878 What did I say? I didn't say anything. 1562 01:23:47.961 --> 01:23:49.379 What are you talking about? 1563 01:23:49.463 --> 01:23:50.756 Nothing. I don't know. 1564 01:23:51.465 --> 01:23:52.799 - I don't know. Oh. - I'm kidding. 1565 01:23:52.883 --> 01:23:54.134 No, I bought him the doll. 1566 01:23:54.217 --> 01:23:57.763 Oh, fuck. Jeez, you both are nuts. 1567 01:23:57.846 --> 01:23:59.640 Where is he, Charlie? 1568 01:23:59.723 --> 01:24:01.558 I don't know. I would tell you. 1569 01:24:01.642 --> 01:24:04.353 Dr. Fishman's widow is out there right now looking for him. 1570 01:24:04.436 --> 01:24:08.482 Wait, that chick in the cottage was Dr. Fishman's widow? 1571 01:24:08.565 --> 01:24:11.234 - Yeah. - I had no idea he was even married. 1572 01:24:11.318 --> 01:24:13.153 Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently, 1573 01:24:13.236 --> 01:24:15.739 considering he had a full-on love affair with Butch. 1574 01:24:15.822 --> 01:24:17.783 Wow. This all makes sense. 1575 01:24:19.451 --> 01:24:22.913 - I never told Max this, but... - this one time, 1576 01:24:23.038 --> 01:24:26.166 I saw Dr. Ron and Butch coming out of an exam room, 1577 01:24:26.249 --> 01:24:30.504 and I... I swear it looked like I had just caught them doing something nasty. 1578 01:24:30.587 --> 01:24:31.630 Oh... 1579 01:24:31.713 --> 01:24:33.840 And he said that they were playing Jenga. 1580 01:24:33.924 --> 01:24:37.469 Which I guess was, now, in retrospect, their secret code for having sex. 1581 01:24:37.552 --> 01:24:39.012 "Jenga" is the secret code. 1582 01:24:39.971 --> 01:24:42.724 - That's what I just said. - That's the code. That's the code. 1583 01:24:44.226 --> 01:24:46.561 Damn it, Max! Pick up the fucking phone! 1584 01:24:54.027 --> 01:24:55.987 Sorry to disappoint, man, but... 1585 01:24:56.071 --> 01:24:58.573 my old lady works my nips pretty hard at home, 1586 01:24:58.657 --> 01:25:00.951 so not much feeling left in 'em. 1587 01:25:01.034 --> 01:25:02.703 You should turn this shit up. 1588 01:25:03.870 --> 01:25:06.998 Perhaps you'll have more feeling down in this area. 1589 01:25:09.084 --> 01:25:12.003 Fuck me in the ass! 1590 01:25:12.087 --> 01:25:14.005 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. 1591 01:25:22.806 --> 01:25:26.017 Sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. 1592 01:25:26.101 --> 01:25:29.354 Oh, that sounded just like the recording, buddy. 1593 01:25:29.438 --> 01:25:31.148 Whoo! 1594 01:25:34.651 --> 01:25:36.987 Come on, Max. God! 1595 01:25:41.241 --> 01:25:42.451 Refrigerator. 1596 01:25:45.871 --> 01:25:48.123 Oh, yeah. 1597 01:25:57.132 --> 01:25:58.717 This is it. This is it. 1598 01:26:00.010 --> 01:26:02.262 Charlie, where are you? I can't find Max anywhere. 1599 01:26:02.345 --> 01:26:04.389 I found the formula! 1600 01:26:04.473 --> 01:26:07.142 - What? Are you sure? - Yes! 1601 01:26:07.225 --> 01:26:08.769 I'm looking at it right now! 1602 01:26:08.852 --> 01:26:11.855 Ronald disguised it as an app on his tablet! 1603 01:26:11.938 --> 01:26:13.273 Wow, you're amazing. 1604 01:26:13.356 --> 01:26:16.276 You are a geek, but you are the man. 1605 01:26:16.359 --> 01:26:18.945 I'm gonna find Max, okay? I'm gonna try one more place. 1606 01:26:20.155 --> 01:26:23.450 And I won all the gymnastics competitions in sixth grade. 1607 01:26:24.409 --> 01:26:29.164 Then my damned growth spurt. Seventeen inches in 18 months. 1608 01:26:30.332 --> 01:26:34.544 That, of course, put an end to my competitive career. 1609 01:26:34.628 --> 01:26:39.257 Lucky me, I found an occupation that was even more enjoyable. 1610 01:26:39.341 --> 01:26:42.761 Wow. What an amazing story of personal triumph. 1611 01:26:42.844 --> 01:26:46.389 Looking forward to watching the... 30 for 30 on that. 1612 01:26:52.729 --> 01:26:55.857 I just wanna say, before you do what you're about to do... 1613 01:26:55.941 --> 01:26:57.859 your boyfriend or husband or whatever 1614 01:26:57.943 --> 01:27:02.614 is just a lucky man to find someone so talented at ass play. 1615 01:27:02.697 --> 01:27:03.824 Good on him. 1616 01:27:03.907 --> 01:27:05.534 I'm not gay. 1617 01:27:05.617 --> 01:27:08.370 Would you like some glass sprinkles? 1618 01:27:08.453 --> 01:27:09.704 Oh, come on. You... 1619 01:27:09.788 --> 01:27:11.581 If you put that thing in my ass, you're gay. 1620 01:27:11.665 --> 01:27:14.709 I mean, it's cool. You're in a safe room. 1621 01:27:14.793 --> 01:27:17.838 The only one getting fucked here is you. 1622 01:27:17.921 --> 01:27:20.507 Yeah, yeah, but are you gonna enjoy doing it? 1623 01:27:21.591 --> 01:27:22.884 Every last inch of it. 1624 01:27:22.968 --> 01:27:24.886 Oh, yeah. Well, that's a gay thing. 1625 01:27:25.846 --> 01:27:28.765 That's... It's not gay. It's torture. 1626 01:27:28.849 --> 01:27:29.891 - No. - That is different. 1627 01:27:29.975 --> 01:27:31.351 Taking my fingernails off, 1628 01:27:31.434 --> 01:27:34.020 or fucking making me stay awake for 12 weeks is torture, 1629 01:27:34.104 --> 01:27:35.730 but greasing up a dildo 1630 01:27:35.814 --> 01:27:37.858 and pretending it's your own dick 1631 01:27:37.941 --> 01:27:40.402 and wanting to stick it in me, that's homosexuality. 1632 01:27:40.485 --> 01:27:41.695 Textbook. 1633 01:27:43.029 --> 01:27:44.948 Are you afraid to tell your parents, is that it? 1634 01:27:46.241 --> 01:27:47.242 You know what? 1635 01:27:47.325 --> 01:27:48.493 I'm looking forward to this, 1636 01:27:48.577 --> 01:27:50.579 and I'm not letting you take it away from me 1637 01:27:50.662 --> 01:27:52.330 with your fucking mind games! 1638 01:27:52.414 --> 01:27:53.582 God damn it! 1639 01:27:53.665 --> 01:27:55.667 All right, all right, all right. 1640 01:27:55.750 --> 01:27:58.920 Look out, teeth, look out, gums, 1641 01:27:59.004 --> 01:28:00.422 look out, keister, 1642 01:28:00.505 --> 01:28:03.049 - here it comes! - Oh, my God! 1643 01:28:03.133 --> 01:28:04.175 Heather! 1644 01:28:04.259 --> 01:28:06.720 Get the fuck out of here! Run, he's crazy! 1645 01:28:07.637 --> 01:28:09.931 What the hell are you doing? 1646 01:28:10.015 --> 01:28:13.059 Nothing. Just two straight guys having fun. 1647 01:28:13.143 --> 01:28:15.604 Well, stop fucking around. 1648 01:28:15.687 --> 01:28:19.065 Call your boss. Tell him to get ready to wire me my money. 1649 01:28:22.819 --> 01:28:25.989 You lying bitch. It was you. 1650 01:28:26.615 --> 01:28:28.450 Of course it was me. 1651 01:28:28.533 --> 01:28:29.910 Aw, Max. 1652 01:28:29.993 --> 01:28:33.204 Did you really think that a woman in mourning 1653 01:28:33.330 --> 01:28:35.790 would let two strange buffoons in her house, 1654 01:28:35.874 --> 01:28:37.918 then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit 1655 01:28:38.001 --> 01:28:39.794 and let one of them bang her, 1656 01:28:39.878 --> 01:28:43.840 even though he's only 5'2" and smells like a pile of shoes? 1657 01:28:43.924 --> 01:28:45.717 All I had to do was push my tits out 1658 01:28:45.800 --> 01:28:48.803 and you followed them like horny teenagers. 1659 01:28:48.887 --> 01:28:52.098 Do you have any idea how many lives this affects? 1660 01:28:52.182 --> 01:28:53.600 Why would you do this? 1661 01:28:53.683 --> 01:28:58.730 Ronnie was offered a fortune to bury the drug, but he refused. 1662 01:28:58.813 --> 01:28:59.856 I didn't. 1663 01:28:59.940 --> 01:29:01.524 I should've seen this coming. 1664 01:29:01.608 --> 01:29:04.569 Charlie's always had the shittiest taste in women. 1665 01:29:04.653 --> 01:29:07.405 Huh, speak of the devil. 1666 01:29:15.205 --> 01:29:19.292 Charlie, I think Max killed Shecky! 1667 01:29:19.376 --> 01:29:21.795 Yeah! He's out of control! 1668 01:29:21.878 --> 01:29:24.631 You were right, I think he's just doing this for the money. 1669 01:29:24.714 --> 01:29:27.133 You have to leave his mom's house right now, it's not safe. 1670 01:29:28.635 --> 01:29:31.763 Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes and bring the tablet. 1671 01:29:31.846 --> 01:29:33.598 We have to make sure we get it into the right hands 1672 01:29:33.682 --> 01:29:35.141 before Max finds it. 1673 01:29:35.225 --> 01:29:37.769 Oh, and, Charlie... 1674 01:29:38.728 --> 01:29:39.896 be careful. 1675 01:29:40.855 --> 01:29:42.732 I don't wanna lose you, too. 1676 01:29:43.817 --> 01:29:46.986 Yeah. 1677 01:29:50.573 --> 01:29:52.200 Aw... 1678 01:29:52.283 --> 01:29:54.119 He's so sweet. 1679 01:29:54.202 --> 01:29:56.287 Actually, you are, too. 1680 01:29:56.413 --> 01:29:58.707 I would have rather fucked you. 1681 01:29:58.790 --> 01:30:00.458 Put a bullet in his head. 1682 01:30:06.464 --> 01:30:09.509 - Mmm. - Relax. I'm not going to shoot you. 1683 01:30:13.388 --> 01:30:15.098 That would be too quick. 1684 01:30:16.266 --> 01:30:19.102 There's still so much fun for us to have. 1685 01:30:22.647 --> 01:30:25.024 Hours of fun. 1686 01:30:26.693 --> 01:30:28.069 Ooh... 1687 01:30:41.249 --> 01:30:42.667 Look out! 1688 01:30:46.004 --> 01:30:48.757 Nice try, asshole. 1689 01:31:03.313 --> 01:31:06.816 That's how he would have wanted to go. 1690 01:31:12.781 --> 01:31:13.782 Charlie! 1691 01:31:13.865 --> 01:31:15.575 - Charlie! - Hey. 1692 01:31:15.658 --> 01:31:17.243 Hey, baby. Baby. 1693 01:31:17.327 --> 01:31:19.078 - Oh, my God, are you okay? - I was so worried about you. 1694 01:31:19.162 --> 01:31:20.622 I know, I'm freaking out. 1695 01:31:20.705 --> 01:31:22.916 I can't believe Max would do that to Shecky. 1696 01:31:22.999 --> 01:31:26.461 It's like we don't know anyone. My husband, your best friend... 1697 01:31:26.544 --> 01:31:28.880 - Money makes people crazy, Charlie. - I know. I know. 1698 01:31:28.963 --> 01:31:30.048 Did you bring the tablet? 1699 01:31:30.131 --> 01:31:32.342 Of course, of course. It's right here. 1700 01:31:32.425 --> 01:31:33.551 Yeah? 1701 01:31:34.052 --> 01:31:35.470 Oh! 1702 01:31:35.553 --> 01:31:38.765 Motherfucker! What the hell, Charlie? 1703 01:31:38.848 --> 01:31:40.850 You picked the wrong guy to play, lady. 1704 01:31:40.934 --> 01:31:44.938 I do know Max and he would never kill an innocent man! 1705 01:31:46.356 --> 01:31:47.732 Well, I'm about to. 1706 01:31:52.111 --> 01:31:54.197 I'm so tired... 1707 01:31:54.280 --> 01:31:56.991 ...of women lying to me... 1708 01:31:57.075 --> 01:31:58.743 ...and fucking me over! 1709 01:31:58.827 --> 01:32:02.831 You know why everyone treats you like that, Charlie? 1710 01:32:02.914 --> 01:32:04.999 - Because you're such a pussy! - Ow! 1711 01:32:05.083 --> 01:32:07.001 God damn it! 1712 01:32:07.085 --> 01:32:08.837 Ow... 1713 01:32:08.920 --> 01:32:10.630 Ow! 1714 01:32:17.554 --> 01:32:19.514 I believe this is mine. 1715 01:32:19.597 --> 01:32:21.432 It's been fun, Charlie. 1716 01:32:21.516 --> 01:32:22.809 No, no, no. 1717 01:32:22.892 --> 01:32:26.437 Before you kill me... I want to tell you something. 1718 01:32:27.272 --> 01:32:28.898 After we had sex... 1719 01:32:31.693 --> 01:32:33.903 you farted in your sleep. 1720 01:32:34.863 --> 01:32:36.197 Like, six times. 1721 01:32:36.281 --> 01:32:39.242 Yeah, well, no one but you will ever know that, 1722 01:32:39.325 --> 01:32:41.911 because there's no way you're faking your way out of this death, Charlie. 1723 01:32:41.995 --> 01:32:43.204 No. 1724 01:32:50.253 --> 01:32:51.254 No! 1725 01:32:59.387 --> 01:33:01.848 Max! Ow! God! 1726 01:33:01.931 --> 01:33:03.474 - Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. - Charlie. 1727 01:33:03.558 --> 01:33:07.061 I love you. Oh, man, I didn't mean that shit I said about you. 1728 01:33:07.145 --> 01:33:09.606 Fuck that shit. I don't give a fuck, man. 1729 01:33:09.689 --> 01:33:12.066 I just popped the perfect wheelie. I could be a cop. 1730 01:33:12.150 --> 01:33:13.151 Did you see that? 1731 01:33:13.234 --> 01:33:15.695 - All I had to do was fucking... - I saw the whole thing. 1732 01:33:15.778 --> 01:33:16.898 - You looked good. - Come on. 1733 01:33:16.946 --> 01:33:18.197 It's déjà vu. 1734 01:33:18.281 --> 01:33:20.950 I get to kill Butch and Ronnie all over again. 1735 01:33:21.034 --> 01:33:24.078 You two wanna tickle each other's balls first, like they used to? 1736 01:33:24.162 --> 01:33:26.331 Or should I kill you straight away? 1737 01:35:34.542 --> 01:35:35.668 Stay where you are! 1738 01:35:36.377 --> 01:35:39.255 Drop your weapon and get your hands in the air! 1739 01:35:41.591 --> 01:35:42.592 - No! - What happened? 1740 01:35:44.010 --> 01:35:45.303 What? 1741 01:35:45.386 --> 01:35:47.263 - Oh, no! - What the fuck? 1742 01:35:47.346 --> 01:35:48.931 What, what? 1743 01:35:49.015 --> 01:35:51.934 You fucking threw the shit in the fucking water! 1744 01:35:52.018 --> 01:35:54.395 There was a gun pointed at my head! 1745 01:36:03.780 --> 01:36:06.532 Bob? From American Express Bob? 1746 01:36:06.616 --> 01:36:09.452 Actually it's Bob from the FBI. 1747 01:36:09.535 --> 01:36:12.246 Oh... shit. 1748 01:36:12.330 --> 01:36:13.664 Here, take the dinosaur. 1749 01:36:13.748 --> 01:36:14.916 Yeah, go play. 1750 01:36:14.999 --> 01:36:16.542 What is it? 1751 01:36:17.126 --> 01:36:18.646 We fished the tablet out of the water. 1752 01:36:18.711 --> 01:36:21.422 I had my best tech guys take a look at it. 1753 01:36:21.506 --> 01:36:22.840 And, uh... 1754 01:36:24.258 --> 01:36:25.635 it's a goner. 1755 01:36:27.428 --> 01:36:28.471 All right. 1756 01:36:29.847 --> 01:36:31.140 I'm really sorry. 1757 01:36:31.224 --> 01:36:34.060 Oh, baby, we'll find another way. 1758 01:36:34.143 --> 01:36:35.645 We're gonna find another way. 1759 01:36:35.728 --> 01:36:36.729 Yeah. 1760 01:36:36.813 --> 01:36:39.023 We'll keep fighting. We'll keep fighting. 1761 01:36:39.107 --> 01:36:43.069 Mrs. Kessler... your husband's under arrest. 1762 01:36:43.152 --> 01:36:45.696 When your friend finishes getting his broken ribs patched up, 1763 01:36:45.780 --> 01:36:47.532 I gotta take both of you directly to jail. 1764 01:36:47.615 --> 01:36:49.367 Fuck he is, man! 1765 01:36:49.450 --> 01:36:51.119 Do you know how long I've waited for this one? 1766 01:36:51.202 --> 01:36:52.411 - Sorry, baby. - All right, we're good. 1767 01:36:52.495 --> 01:36:53.615 - We're good. - Real emotional. 1768 01:36:53.663 --> 01:36:54.831 What's this? What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa! 1769 01:36:54.914 --> 01:36:58.126 Whoa! He's got broken ribs... why is he knocked out right now? 1770 01:36:58.209 --> 01:36:59.669 We're taking him into surgery. 1771 01:36:59.752 --> 01:37:03.714 We found something rather alarming in his rectum. 1772 01:37:03.798 --> 01:37:05.258 - What? What? - What just happened? 1773 01:37:05.341 --> 01:37:07.927 It appears to be a USB drive. 1774 01:37:11.931 --> 01:37:13.474 You backed it up? 1775 01:37:13.558 --> 01:37:15.393 He backed it up! 1776 01:37:15.476 --> 01:37:19.147 - You careful motherfucker! Yes! - Oh! 1777 01:37:22.316 --> 01:37:23.359 Yes! 1778 01:37:23.442 --> 01:37:24.485 Charlie! 1779 01:37:24.569 --> 01:37:26.279 You did it, boy! Yes! 1780 01:37:26.362 --> 01:37:27.572 Yeah! 1781 01:37:27.655 --> 01:37:29.615 You know, a good friend of mine once told me, 1782 01:37:29.699 --> 01:37:31.579 "You always have to have a rubber in your wallet 1783 01:37:31.617 --> 01:37:32.910 and an umbrella in your trunk, 1784 01:37:32.994 --> 01:37:35.329 'cause you never know when you're gonna fuck in the rain." 1785 01:37:35.413 --> 01:37:38.207 He also suggested carrying around zombie makeup 1786 01:37:38.291 --> 01:37:40.334 for those times when you want to strike terror 1787 01:37:40.418 --> 01:37:42.962 into the hearts of people who screwed you over. 1788 01:37:46.007 --> 01:37:48.426 Please don't eat me. Don't eat me! Eat her! 1789 01:37:50.761 --> 01:37:53.723 Go get your own fucking fortune cookies! 1790 01:37:55.683 --> 01:37:58.436 And most importantly, when you're really in trouble, 1791 01:37:58.519 --> 01:38:00.730 when you've committed many, many crimes 1792 01:38:00.813 --> 01:38:03.608 across several states and a US territory... 1793 01:38:03.691 --> 01:38:07.570 there's only one chip that can get you off scot-free. 1794 01:38:07.653 --> 01:38:11.032 One card that you can play to get you out of anything. 1795 01:38:11.157 --> 01:38:13.409 An effective treatment for cancer. 1796 01:38:43.314 --> 01:38:45.024 Good job! 1797 01:38:45.107 --> 01:38:46.525 - That was so... - Yeah. 1798 01:38:46.609 --> 01:38:48.486 Yeah. 1799 01:38:52.615 --> 01:38:54.158 What are you doing, Mother? 1800 01:38:54.242 --> 01:38:55.868 Why would you do that, Ma? 1801 01:38:55.952 --> 01:39:01.332 I just wanted to bring back some sweet memories to Charlie. 1802 01:39:01.415 --> 01:39:04.710 That's really nice, Ma. He's crying. You happy? 1803 01:39:04.794 --> 01:39:07.672 Do they still look as good as they looked 1804 01:39:07.755 --> 01:39:09.465 when you peeked on me in the shower? 1805 01:39:09.548 --> 01:39:11.926 They're even better! 1806 01:39:12.009 --> 01:39:13.928 He's being polite. It's awful! 1807 01:39:14.887 --> 01:39:17.139 They might have a few more miles on them... 1808 01:39:18.140 --> 01:39:21.394 - but they still taste brand new. - Oh! 1809 01:39:21.477 --> 01:39:24.188 All right, enjoy yourself, Ma, you're in Puerto Rico. 1810 01:39:24.272 --> 01:39:26.607 Hey, come on. Let's do this. 1811 01:39:26.691 --> 01:39:28.985 No, no, no, no, I'm tired. I'm sorry. 1812 01:39:29.068 --> 01:39:30.319 - Do it, you should. - You're in remission. 1813 01:39:30.403 --> 01:39:32.947 You can't play that cancer card anymore. Let's go. 1814 01:39:33.030 --> 01:39:35.992 Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat. I'm fuckin' starving! 1815 01:39:36.075 --> 01:39:37.576 - Carmine, be nice. - I am nice. 1816 01:39:37.660 --> 01:39:40.162 - I have low blood sugar, you know that. - Carmine's hungry! 1817 01:39:40.288 --> 01:39:41.831 You can't fucking keep him waitin'. Let's go! 1818 01:39:41.914 --> 01:39:44.458 Let's go! All right, love you guys. 1819 01:39:44.542 --> 01:39:46.294 - Be safe! - Yep. 1820 01:39:59.307 --> 01:40:01.309 Sure about this, tough guy? 1821 01:40:01.392 --> 01:40:02.435 Fuck yes. 1822 01:40:03.394 --> 01:40:04.770 You only live twice, right? 1822 01:40:05.305 --> 01:40:11.421 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/jqwp Help other users to choose the best subtitles