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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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Look what I did.
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Big news, everyone! I'm finally
moving in with my husband!
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Isn't this great?
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The best.
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Downloaded from
www.sublight.me
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Carol...
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Carol!
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Is everything okay?
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You were making that sound again.
All right.
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I gotta tighten up the mask.
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Just... I like to wear it loose
so I don't get pressure sores.
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But it's a... trade-off?
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Yeah, yeah... do you have to
wear that thing all the time?
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Phil... sleep apnea's
a part of who I am.
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Just like dandruff and
aggressive night toots
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are a part of who you are.
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Okay. Well, fine.
Just please tighten the mask.
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Yes, my prince. Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey, Phil,
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living together's pretty fun, isn't it?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Quick good night kiss?
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Good night.
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Good night.
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- Synced and Corrected by peterbrito -
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Right...
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Carol?
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What did you do to the Monet?
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Well,
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this old thing didn't have any life in it,
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so I painted a fun little dog on it.
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I saw that.
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Hi there, little guy.
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I call it
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Dog Bridge, by Monet and Carol.
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Isn't it better?
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No, it is not.
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Please don't paint on my paintings.
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Wait, where are all my magazines?
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You mean the dirty magazines.
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Yes. Where are those?
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They're in the garage in a box
labeled "Molested Girls."
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Can you please not move my stuff anymore?
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Phil, we're living together,
so it's no longer "my" stuff
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and "your" stuff... Now it's "our" stuff.
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Fine. Well, please don't move
"our" dirty magazines anymore
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because "we" like them in this room
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where "we" can get at them more easily.
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Well, marriage is about compromise,
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so why don't we meet in
the middle here?
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Why don't you try...
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this on for size.
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A breast exam pamphlet?
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Ooh. Do your worst.
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Carol, I don't want to masturbate
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- to a breast exam pamphlet!
- Phil!
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Did you wash your hands with
the decorative hand soap?
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That's for company!
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What company are we gonna have?
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There are only two other people on Earth!
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Well, when they're over here, they
deserve to be pampered.
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If you have a problem with my soap use,
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you can go write it up
on the grievance board.
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If I can find any room!
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It's already filled with
complaints about you.
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Well, if I'm so bad, then why
do you want to live with me?
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Because you're my husband,
and I'm your wife.
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And you better get used to it.
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- Where you going?
- To get used to it!
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Well, pick up a new attitude
while you're at it.
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I will!
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And toilet paper.
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And decorative hand soap.
You know what?
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I'm just gonna make a quick list...
hold on one second.
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Stupid shopping list.
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- I'm just evening it out, up here.
- Let me see.
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- Okay. You ready?
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- Are you sure?
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? Ta-da! ?
I love it!
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I think you look great.
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You look great.
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- Look at that.
- Cutest couple on the cul-de-sac.
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Okay, let's see.
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Toilet paper, check.
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Decorative hand soap, check.
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Paper towels, check.
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Coffee filters, check.
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Lighter fluid, check.
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Matches, check.
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There you go, Carol!
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I finished your stupid shopping list!
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Will you let me have my life back now?
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You're just up there
laughing at me, God, aren't you?
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Why did you do this?!
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Why'd you make it seem
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like Carol was the last woman on Earth
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and then introduce me to Melissa?!
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And then you bring freakin'
Todd into the picture?!
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So funny, God!
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I forgot to laugh!
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So funny.
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I was being sarcastic.
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If I only knew then what I know now.
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I just wish I could have a do-over.
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I wish I could have a do-over.
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My God!
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This is amazing!
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We're not alone!
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I-I'm Gail. This is Erica.
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My God. Hi-hi, Gail.
Hi, Erica. I'm Phil!
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So were you the one who put up
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those "Alive in Tucson" billboards?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were mine.
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I-I... I did that.
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So, it's just you?
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You're-you're all alone out here?
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Yes. Yes, yes. It's just me.
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It's just me.
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Do you mind?
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No! Aw!
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Can't believe how alone I've been.
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You know, just two years,
all by my lonesome.
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- You poor thing.
- Yeah.
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Well, you're not alone anymore.
We're here now.
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Yeah. You are.
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Well...
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this is us.
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To a man being alive!
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Alive in Tucson!
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And then there were three!
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This champagne is good!
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Oprah quality.
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So, tell me about yourselves.
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Erica, do I detect a little accent?
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Yes, you do, Phil.
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I thought as much.
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I was born in Sydney
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and I moved to Brisbane
and then Adelaide and...
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Crikey. That's a lot of places.
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Now, Gail,
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how 'bout you?
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I'm just...
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a dumb little country girl
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from Wilmington, North Carolina.
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Now, Gail, I can already tell
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You are
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the smart one... Those billboards.
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That was genius.
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I don't know about genius. E = MC squared.
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"I" before "E" except after "C."
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Sorry, that just popped out.
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Anyway, my hubby and I had a restaurant
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on the waterway there.
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My God. I love restaurants.
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Love waterways, too.
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Yeah. And, how did the
two of you guys meet?
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Well, after the virus, I started
doing things on my bucket list.
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And, um, we ran
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into each other at the White House.
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I'm kind of a political nerd.
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Me, too! Donkeys and elephants.
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Love 'em both. Love the process.
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So, anyway, we've been
traveling together ever since.
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This is crazy.
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We thought we were the only
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So I guess,
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that's the end of that... chapter.
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Of course,
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maybe Phil's not even into girls.
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"Maybe Phil isn't into girls."
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I got news for you, lady.
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I'm v... Yeah, very much into girls.
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Well, I got to have some
more of that champagne
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or I'm literally gonna die.
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I got it. I got it.
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Here you go.
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Ooh, Phil. You were married?
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You don't have to answer.
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There's no need to dredge up the past.
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Gail's right. The past is the past.
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To the future.
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You know what? I should
probably head out for a few.
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No.
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- Did we scare you off?
- No, no, no.
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I just got to go deal with some stuff.
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You know, feed the meter, check
the stove, drop by the bank.
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Do you want to come back for dinner?
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I would love to come to dinner.
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So...
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I will see you guys in a couple hours.
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To the future.
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There you are.
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Where have you been?
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I've been worried sick about you.
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Just out getting you your items.
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You got the toilet paper.
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Well, that's not all.
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I got you everything on your
shopping list, you know.
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And not out of obligation or guilt.
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Definitely not out of guilt.
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- Hotel sundries? I love this stuff!
- Yeah.
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Wait, Phil, what were you doing at a hotel?
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Meeting your mistress?
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Carol... Carol...
Good one.
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Phil, I'm not a dummy.
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We both know what you were up to today.
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We do?
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Yeah.
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You were finding your smile.
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You got out of the house,
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you had a little alone time, and
you started to find your smile.
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Yeah. You know that term?
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Finding your smile?
It's from City Slickers.
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- The movie City Slickers?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Bill Crystal's having some life problems,
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so he goes to a dude
ranch to find his smile.
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- And...?
- He finds it.
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Good for him.
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- Yeah, he just needed to get away.
- Good.
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You know,
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Carol, maybe you're right.
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Having a little time to myself today
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really got my juices flowing.
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I mean, I'm like a frigging
juice factory right now.
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Well, your juices should never go stagnant.
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I mean, they could coagulate.
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Yeah! No, they could.
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They could, they could.
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You know, what if I were to
go do some camping tonight?
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You know, get out there and...
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and really look at the man in the mirror?
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'Cause I found, like, a
little Mona Lisa smile today.
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But I want to find a real
toothy grin, you know?
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I say go for it, Phil.
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Whatever you're doing, it's working.
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So keep doing it.
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I-Is that an order?
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Big time!
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'Cause when you smile, I smile.
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Now git.
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That's what they say on the dude ranch.
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To the doggies.
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Okay, well, see ya, and
I would want to be ya,
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'cause you're great.
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Thanks, Phil.
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Later.
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What about your camping gear?
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Your smile and the moon.
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That's my camping gear.
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Well, then here's a big one
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to get you through the night.
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It's a good pic.
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Guys, hear me out. I am aware
that, on paper, this whole
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Gail and Erica situation looks super dicey.
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But look, I asked God for a do-over
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and then, like, seconds
later, these women showed up.
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That seems like an
incredibly clear sign to me.
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And Carol specifically asked me
to keep doing what I'm doing.
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Now, I know that I withheld
a few key facts from her,
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but the bottom line is I think
leading this double life
266
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is gonna make Phil Miller
a better husband to her.
267
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Okay? When I smile, she smiles.
268
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But, look, hey, I want to
hear your take on this, okay?
269
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If you think I'm making
a mistake right now,
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please say so.
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No?
272
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Nobody?
273
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All right, don't be shy.
This is a free speech zone.
274
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Always has been, always will be.
275
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All right, okay.
276
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How do I look?
277
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You guys!
278
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Thank you.
279
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I think he's gonna love it.
280
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- I think he's gonna love it.
- Excuse me, ladies!
281
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We've gotten a few noise complaints.
282
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Hey! Phil!
283
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,668
Apparently, you're being too quiet.
284
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,338
Whoa, you ladies clean up real nice.
285
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Right back at you, Phil...
286
00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,509
wait, what's your last name?
287
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Cormaneau.
288
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Well, Phil Cormaneau,
289
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shall we adjourn to the dining room?
290
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I never thought you'd ask.
291
00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:16,358
My God, what's all this?
292
00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:17,893
Gail is an amazing chef.
293
00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,161
Aren't you sweet.
294
00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:21,697
Wait, are those raisin balls?
295
00:13:21,698 --> 00:13:24,033
God, no, those a Butterfinger
cookie dough truffles.
296
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,834
What are raisin balls?
297
00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:27,469
They're raisins that've
been mushed together
298
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by someone's dirty hands.
299
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:31,206
Well, that sounds gross.
300
00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:32,908
Who would make something like that?
301
00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:34,176
Raisin balls?
302
00:13:34,177 --> 00:13:36,979
I'll definitely have one of those.
All right.
303
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:40,082
Well, you know,
the place looks really nice, Carol.
304
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,150
Thank you, Todd.
305
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I've been working hard to blend
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Phil's and my stuff together
307
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in a way that makes both of us happy.
308
00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,557
Well, I'm sure Phil's gonna love it.
309
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,059
Where is Phil?
310
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Camping. He wanted some alone time.
311
00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:54,530
- That's weird.
- I don't know, Melissa.
312
00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:56,398
You know, camping can be a
very spiritual experience.
313
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God! Todd, are you in love with Phil?
314
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,905
- No, I'm not.
- It seems like it sometimes.
315
00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:05,207
I mean, maybe you should be
married to him instead of Carol.
316
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,875
Look, I am just playing
devil's advocate here,
317
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,077
because I feel like, you know,
318
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:09,345
sometimes you're a little hard on him.
319
00:14:09,346 --> 00:14:10,512
Well, I don't trust him.
320
00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:12,114
I'm sorry, Carol.
321
00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:14,617
You know I just want what's best for you.
322
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:16,819
I know how you feel, Melissa, but...
323
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,254
I know what I'm doing with him.
324
00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,789
And, how much trouble can he get in?
325
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,024
More tequila?
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00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:23,926
Your funeral, buddy.
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00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,761
Here we go.
328
00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:26,762
Close your mouth.
329
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:36,538
My God, this guy is amazing.
330
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:39,541
I'm so glad that the last
man on Earth is fun.
331
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:40,976
I'm just relieved that he's cute.
332
00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:42,745
Right back at you.
333
00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:44,013
This is good!
334
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,524
Yes.
335
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,626
You guys are liking that food?
336
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,297
So, Phil, what'd you think
337
00:15:01,298 --> 00:15:03,499
when we first popped out of that car?
338
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,101
Were you like, "!
339
00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:07,937
Who are these two crazy ladies?"
340
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:10,272
As if.
341
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,809
My God, no, it was like a...
like a dream.
342
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,344
Talk about a bucket list.
343
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,645
You got a hot older lady, black girl.
344
00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:19,315
Ooh! Yes, please.
345
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:21,083
Don't mind if I do.
346
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:23,252
Older lady?
347
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:27,823
Glad my skin color matched
up to your bucket list.
348
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,294
I-I didn't... You know, I didn't mean it
349
00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:34,697
the-the way that it, seems. Appar...
350
00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:36,966
Like, I'm... I did
not mean it like that.
351
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,968
Well then how did you mean it, Phil?
352
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,537
You know, I meant it, like, you know,
353
00:15:41,538 --> 00:15:44,840
Wh-Wh... It-It... You know,
354
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:46,675
an extremely attractive,
355
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:49,812
experienced, age-neutral
356
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:51,180
woman, and-and
357
00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:52,314
another, you know,
358
00:15:52,315 --> 00:15:55,718
regardless of skin color... black...
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00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:57,052
woman. You know, I-I don't even
360
00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,587
know that you're black. I don't... I-I...
361
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,389
You know, I don't know...
Do... How do I know?
362
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,991
What are you? I don't know.
363
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:03,125
You know? What are all of us?
364
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:06,996
Wow, this sure took a turn.
365
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,168
I'm so sorry. I screwed up.
366
00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:14,970
I screwed up. I-I... You
deserve to know the truth.
367
00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:16,539
The truth about what?
368
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,240
A-About Carol.
369
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,475
Who's Carol?
370
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,344
My wife.
371
00:16:22,345 --> 00:16:24,413
Phil's a good person, Melissa.
372
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:25,548
Well, if he makes you happy, Carol,
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00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,649
that's good enough for me.
374
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:27,917
He does make me happy.
375
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,819
Sure, he does some weird stuff
376
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:33,189
at times, but his heart's
in the right place.
377
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:36,058
Yeah, Carol is my wife.
378
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,195
Well... was my wife.
379
00:16:39,196 --> 00:16:41,497
She passed away many moons ago.
380
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,068
She died a long, protracted death.
381
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:48,070
And, you know,
382
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:51,073
I nursed her through it.
Every step of the way.
383
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:52,608
I was there for her.
384
00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:54,543
And there were many steps.
385
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,212
I'm just that kind of person.
386
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,414
Awful.
387
00:16:58,415 --> 00:16:59,448
That's terrible.
388
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:00,850
Yeah, sometimes I'd be
389
00:17:00,851 --> 00:17:02,785
tamping her forehead with a cool cloth,
390
00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:05,121
and she'd look up to me and she'd say,
391
00:17:05,122 --> 00:17:06,989
through her oxygen mask:
392
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:09,391
"Phil, you're the best thing
393
00:17:09,392 --> 00:17:11,635
that's ever happened to me."
394
00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:15,030
- Aw... dear...
- My God, Phil. My God.
395
00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,066
She said that. Thank you, that feels good.
396
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,200
That feels good.
397
00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:21,570
At the end of her life, she told me...
398
00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:24,173
she said, "Phil...
399
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:26,642
get out there, meet other women,
400
00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:27,943
find your smile.
401
00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:29,912
Ball's in your court.
402
00:17:29,913 --> 00:17:32,148
I'm dying. I'm almost dead."
403
00:17:32,149 --> 00:17:34,650
I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
404
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,620
'Cause whenever I see a single woman...
405
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,555
I'm thinking about her in her coffin.
406
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:42,758
We will get you through this.
407
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,460
We're here for you, Phil.
408
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:47,897
Hey, Care Bear?
409
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,565
That's what I used to call her.
410
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,067
Smile found.
411
00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:56,870
Hey, sorry again for
bringing down the party
412
00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:59,139
with my true story about my dead wife.
413
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,306
I have an idea
414
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,342
about how to get this party back on track.
415
00:18:03,377 --> 00:18:04,511
Let's all go skinny-dipping
416
00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:05,645
down at the hot springs.
417
00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,215
You are crazy.
418
00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:11,584
A warning, Phil, this lady will have you
419
00:18:11,585 --> 00:18:14,287
doing things that you
never thought you'd do.
420
00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:17,991
So, how about
it, Phil... are you in?
421
00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:30,804
Race you to the car.
422
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,072
Aah!
423
00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:40,947
That's nice decorative soap.
424
00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:42,215
Thank you.
425
00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:44,084
Phil got that for me today, from a hotel.
426
00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:45,285
Wasn't that sweet?
427
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:48,488
There, you see? Now that's a good guy.
428
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,824
You know, we should do
something nice for Phil.
429
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,493
Show him our appreciation for
everything he's done for us.
430
00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:55,862
That's a great idea, Todd.
431
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,765
Phil deserves a little
random act of kindness
432
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:01,001
with a side of senseless act of beauty.
433
00:19:02,303 --> 00:19:04,037
What do you say, Melissa?
434
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:05,672
I think you guys have had too much wine.
435
00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:06,740
You know what we should do?
436
00:19:06,741 --> 00:19:08,008
We should go to the party store,
437
00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:09,576
fill the house with balloons.
438
00:19:09,577 --> 00:19:10,977
Yes, yes, yes!
439
00:19:10,978 --> 00:19:12,379
I love it!
440
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:14,080
Race you to the car. Okay!
441
00:19:20,521 --> 00:19:21,955
I love hot springs. Yeah.
442
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:23,323
They're better than cold springs.
443
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,460
Phil, just to save a little time,
444
00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:29,529
why don't you go ahead
and get those pants off?
445
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:31,531
Carol would've wanted me
to get these pants off.
446
00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:32,799
Yeah, you're right. Okay.
447
00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:36,937
Wait, what's that?
448
00:19:36,938 --> 00:19:40,140
- Holy balls, it's another car.
- No...
449
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,309
No, those are lightning bugs.
We get 'em here all the time.
450
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,010
- Flash your lights, flash your lights.
- No, no, no, no, no! No!
451
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:45,812
They flashed back!
452
00:19:45,813 --> 00:19:47,447
Can you believe it, Phil?
453
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:49,683
- No, no, no, no, no, no...
- More people must've seen your billboards.
454
00:19:49,684 --> 00:19:51,151
No, no, no, no, no...
455
00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:53,320
- no, no...
- Wow.
456
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,894
Goodness.
457
00:20:03,064 --> 00:20:04,431
Hello!
458
00:20:04,432 --> 00:20:05,999
I guess a hug is in order.
459
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:08,868
- My gosh.
- Well, hi.
460
00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:10,070
My God. Amazing.
461
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:11,705
Wow. Wha... I...
462
00:20:11,706 --> 00:20:12,973
I'm Carol. I'm Carol.
463
00:20:12,974 --> 00:20:13,974
- Todd!
- I'm Gail.
464
00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:16,405
I'm Erica. We're months
without seeing anyone.
465
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:18,918
And then we meet four new
people, all in one day.
466
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,214
You have to meet our-our
nice young man friend.
467
00:20:21,215 --> 00:20:22,749
We were just going skinny-dipping.
468
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,818
Yow!
469
00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:26,319
- Come on!
- Yeah.
470
00:20:27,187 --> 00:20:28,811
- Hey.
- Hey.
471
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,924
What you doing in there?
472
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,559
Open up.
473
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,160
What is... what is he doing?
474
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:36,096
What is he do...
475
00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,531
Hey!
476
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:42,602
Phil?!
477
00:20:42,603 --> 00:20:44,704
Wait, you know Phil?
478
00:20:44,705 --> 00:20:48,208
Phil's my husband.
479
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:51,400
Surprise.
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