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If you told 12-year-old me that one day
I'd be at a fancy New York wedding,
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making out with James Van Der Beek,
while Kevin Sorbo watched,
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I'd have to say you were nuts,
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but nothing surprises me
anymore...
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Ohh!
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You bitch!
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(Loud slap) (Gasps) Ohh!
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Not since I met Chloe,
the best roommate in the world.
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(Woman) ? I'm not perfect,
I'm no snitch ?
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? but I can tell you ?
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(Whispers) ? she's a... ?
(Buzzer)
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? Ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ?
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? ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ?
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(Both laughing)
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That was the worst vodka launch
we've been to yet.
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(Switches click)
(Grunts) I'll say.
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What she's having?
I don't even get it.
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It's so that when you order
at the bar, you can say,
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"I'll have
what she's having."
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That makes me very angry.
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(Laughs)
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Oh, what are you doing?
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- Food.
- Eating your lunch for tomorrow.
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I love that you're not
afraid of cheese.
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Okay. I have to wake up
super early tomorrow.
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I have to drop off resumes in the financial
district and... (Keyboard keys click)
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It's on here! It's on here!
(Gasps)
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(Squeals)
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(Gasps) "James Van Der Beek,
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"newest cast member
of 'dancing with the stars, '
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"leaving club
with dark-haired beauty
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and self-proclaimed
California raisin heiress."
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(Laughing) (Squeals)
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The legend grows!
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Hey, should we show her
our routine?
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Ready?
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We made it up in the cab!
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Look, we're zombies.
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I used to have a poster of you.
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(Horn honks in distance)
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? Ba-da-da-da-da-ba, ba-da-ba ?
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I would do if I were
her roommate again.
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Mm.
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I'm not weak. You're weak.
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No.
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(Sighs)
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(Door closes)
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(Horn honks in distance)
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Oh, don't bother.
I already ate all the pills
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from underneath the couch.
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(Refrigerator door opens) (Eli)
She's been like that all day.
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Normally I like
a motionless woman on the floor,
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but I'm getting
a sad hit off this one.
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It's
Crissy and Robert's wedding.
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Steven and I were supposed
to go as a couple.
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We got the "save the date,"
like, a year ago,
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before I knew he was
diddling nurse Nicole.
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Ohh. Just think, by the time
we go to this wedding,
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we'll be living in New York
and we'll already be married.
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Hey, Dr. Steven.
Oh.
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I have the file you asked for.
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Thank you, Nicole.
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Will you be at the gym later?
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I have a new sports bra.
(Chuckles)
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You know I like to exercise.
(Chuckles)
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I can't believe how stupid I was.
(Tambourine jangling)
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(Sighs) When we broke up,
Steven and I divvied up
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all the commitments we had
as a couple,
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and I got this wedding,
but... (Sighs)
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There's no way I can go.
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Why not?
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Because I haven't seen
any of our friends
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since we broke up,
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and I'm too ashamed
to face them,
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and can you stop with the
tambourine, please?! (Jangles)
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Oh, is my tambo bothering you?
Sorry. Just practicing.
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My band got a gig.
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Okay, if you're gonna let
one stupid setback
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knock you off
your easy spirits,
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you might as well just move
home to Indiana.
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These shoes are, like,
the best thing
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going on in my life right now.
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You need
to learn some confidence.
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This is New York.
It's not what you do.
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It's how you do it.
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(Muttering)
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Don't write that down.
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(Chloe)
June, I'm gonna take you out
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and teach you how to be badass.
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If you have the right attitude,
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you can do anything
and go anywhere.
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Now walk up
to the front of the line
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like you have George Clooney
between your legs.
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What?
If you're nailing
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that salt-and-pepper bastard,
that means you've made it.
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Cover's 20 bucks.
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Okay.
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To get
the bartender's attention,
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imagine you're getting
a drink for George Clooney.
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(Mouths words) Too eager.
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Too "ordering potato skins
at Nifty O'Shannigans."
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There you go.
Now you're getting it.
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?
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And when you're
on the dance floor,
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pretend you're getting up
on Jamie Foxx
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just enough to make
Clooney jealous.
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(Whispers) Okay.
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(Man)
? got me in a trance now ?
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Hold your gaze.
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Now switch.
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? Much longer ?
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Now switch.
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Switch.
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Switch. Switch! Switch!
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Switch! Mm! Nice.
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? You look good ?
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?
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Wow.
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Impressive.
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Whatever.
Oh, I like it...
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not accepting the compliment,
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feigning casualness like
you don't care.
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Mm. I don't care, douche.
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Okay, that's enough.
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I'm sorry. I'm just so full
of adrenaline,
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I feel like I could lift
a car right now.
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(Chuckles and sighs)
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J.V.D.B.,
what do you think?
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I'm choosing
a look for my band's gig.
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Does this shirt say that
I really bring the funk?
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Mm... yes.
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(Door opens) June's home.
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(Door closes) Using the
third person already, huh?
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James likes it.
(Refrigerator door opens)
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Today was an incredible day.
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I got a lead on a job
at a brokerage firm,
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a gay man asked me to be
in his shampoo commercial,
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and a street vendor gave me
this hot dog...
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(Keys jangle)
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For free.
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I exude confidence now,
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and the world can just
sense it.
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Chloe is a genius.
I-I need to thank her.
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Yeah, well, I don't know
where she is.
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I've been waiting for her
for, like, an hour.
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(Computer chimes)
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That was my mom,
and I didn't answer it.
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I've never done that before.
And you know what?
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If she gets upset with me
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and doesn't send me cookies
this week,
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so be it.
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My mother invented lunchables.
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Didn't get any credit
for it, though.
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(Sighs)
Trusted the wrong people.
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(Horn honks,
indistinct conversations)
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(Lock clicks)
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(Laughs)
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Hey, June!
(Switch clicks)
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I know you hate
when I come home drunk and fun
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and eat tomorrow's lunch.
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(Keys jangle) You're in a rut
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with the tuna, by the way.
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(Gasps) I'm home before her?
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That little hooker.
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(June laughing)
(James speaks indistinctly)
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(Lock clicks)
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"I'm hotka vodka!"
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Oh! Hey! There she is.
(Door closes)
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The sexy pirate! Eyeliner!
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(Laughing)
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What's going on?
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I took her to the vodka launch.
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They gave me a magnet!
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You took her
to the vodka launch?
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Take a picture of me
and the magnet.
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I go to those things with you...
(Camera shutter clicks)
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And come back like that.
That's our thing. (Click)
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Well, I waited for you,
but you never showed.
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Oh, man. It's too bad, too.
They had tons of drugs
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and a baked potato bar...
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(Chuckles) And then Macaulay
Culkin got... (Grunts)
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His face painted like a tiger.
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(Laughs) It was awesome.
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Well, June's dead.
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I hope you're happy.
(Snoring)
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(Door closes)
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(Snoring)
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(Snorts)
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(Grunts)
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Morning.
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I'd offer you breakfast,
but you didn't make any.
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Ohh. What a night!
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Ohh. James and I had
so much fun.
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Mm.
We talked about camping
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and growing up and s'mores.
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Oh, so amish things.
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(Sighs) Oh.
I'm sure I'm late for work.
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All right. I'll fill you in
on the rest tonight. (Panting)
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What? Tonight?
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(Camera shutters clicking) (Man) Are you
excited about "dancing with the stars"?
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(Man) Hey, how do you feel about...
(Speaks indistinctly) (Chuckles)
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(Man) Face me, James!
(Woman) Think you're the favorite
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to win "dancing with the stars"?
Hey, can we get
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a security guard
to stand guard over this guy?
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I don't want any holes cut
in his mouth.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at the size
of those shrimp!
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That's amazing!
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All right. Thank you.
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Can you believe how much press
showed up for me?
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Even the BBC's here.
Of course, they've loved me
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ever since I did
that Guy Ritchie movie.
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(Cockney accent) I told
chalky and puff puff and them
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down at pub
about me trouble and strife,
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and then she come in
all hungry-like,
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make me go down to chip shop,
put me Magnum in his mouth,
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and right spray his brains.
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?
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Hold these.
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(Plates clatter) I'll get more.
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Ugh. I can't believe
you invited her.
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(Chuckles) What?
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She's fun, and her coloring
makes my eyes pop.
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(Sighs) I thought it was just
gonna be us tonight.
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Bringing somebody else in...
it messes up our dynamic.
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Sure, I took her out once,
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but that was just
a one-off, a pity lay.
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It wasn't supposed to be,
like, a full-time thing.
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Hello. I'm here today to introduce
myself to you... (Woman) Whoo!
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Not as an actor,
humanitarian, or author,
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but as a dancer...
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(Camera shutters clicking)
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So this is just
a silly little dance
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that a friend and I like
to do just for fun.
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(Squeals)
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(Cheers and applause)
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?
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What the hell?
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?
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(Rips)
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?
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When did you rehearse this?
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We didn't. (Chuckles)
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?
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(Banging on door)
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Knocking on the door
like you're the police!
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I am so sorry. I tried
to shut down the Internet,
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but it's bigger than me.
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Oh, my God.
Mm.
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I was in that photo.
(Whispers) I know.
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They photoshopped me out!
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I would never let anyone cut you
out of a photo with me.
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In fact, segue...
254
00:09:26,422 --> 00:09:28,328
(Clicks keys)
Let me show you some photos
255
00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:29,854
I cut you into.
256
00:09:29,897 --> 00:09:32,269
Here is
the whitewater rafting trip
257
00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:33,753
we took last year.
(Click)
258
00:09:33,794 --> 00:09:35,024
This is us in Belize.
259
00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:36,591
You're wearing a puka
shell neck... morning.
260
00:09:36,634 --> 00:09:37,650
Anyone want a bagel?
261
00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:38,836
Don't eat that.
262
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,744
Eat the brioche French toast
with apple butter...
263
00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:42,607
(Refrigerator door opens)
I'm gonna make you.
264
00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:45,404
Ugh! I have to go.
That takes time.
265
00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:46,422
Or...
(Door closes)
266
00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:49,176
We could have
one of... These!
267
00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:50,404
I am so excited!
268
00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:52,735
My picture's never been
on the Internet before!
269
00:09:52,735 --> 00:09:54,260
(Closes refrigerator door) Every
time you search "June Colbern,"
270
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,931
it's this woman in Portland
who drowned her kids.
271
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,753
Chloe, thank you so much.
(Paper bag rustles)
272
00:09:58,794 --> 00:10:01,422
You gave me the confidence to go
to the wedding today.
273
00:10:01,464 --> 00:10:03,201
That's right.
I decided to go,
274
00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:06,464
and James is going to be
my plus-one.
275
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,200
But we're going to Derek Jeter's
barbecue later today.
276
00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:09,346
I was gonna convince him
to leave his girlfriend
277
00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:11,082
for, like, 20 minutes.
278
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,142
Look, Chloe,
you can't ask me to miss out
279
00:10:12,184 --> 00:10:14,133
on a wedding
with midwesterners.
280
00:10:14,134 --> 00:10:15,404
It's where
my star shines brightest.
281
00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:17,100
It's like my academy awards.
282
00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:19,768
No. You guys are done
hanging out.
283
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:22,142
No more pictures,
no more bagels,
284
00:10:22,184 --> 00:10:24,091
and definitely no weddings.
(Clatters)
285
00:10:24,192 --> 00:10:26,182
Oh, my God.
She's jealous of us.
286
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,666
She's jealous that
you and I are friends.
287
00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,106
How dare you talk about me
like I'm not here?!
288
00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,716
Okay, this is
the most un-fun threesome
289
00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:32,030
I've ever been a part of.
290
00:10:32,072 --> 00:10:33,809
Nobody's having sex,
and someone's yelling.
291
00:10:33,852 --> 00:10:35,844
I'm outta here.
292
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,131
(Door opens)
James and I are going
293
00:10:38,174 --> 00:10:39,149
to this wedding...
(Door closes)
294
00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:40,716
And I will not be intimidated.
295
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,878
This confidence that
you're exhibiting is mine.
296
00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:44,530
I gave it to you,
and I'm taking it back.
297
00:10:44,572 --> 00:10:47,665
You can't.
It's in my body now.
298
00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:49,192
I'm New York June.
299
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,734
"Jam on
your Blueberry Bel, June?"
300
00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:53,471
"No, thanks.
301
00:10:53,911 --> 00:10:56,664
"I'll have
an everything bagel...
302
00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,232
With schmear."
303
00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:01,198
Be whiter when you say that!
304
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,470
(Horns honking in distance)
305
00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:06,538
(Laughs) So we went
to this club. So cool.
306
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,798
Men and women pee
in the same bathroom.
307
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,876
(Crowd murmurs) (Laughs)
308
00:11:11,961 --> 00:11:13,826
So I'm doing really well here.
309
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:15,139
(Panting) No freakin' way.
310
00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:19,080
James Van Der Beek is
at my wedding. Excuse me.
311
00:11:19,121 --> 00:11:20,477
Congratulations, crissy.
312
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,951
Shut up. Dawson just kissed
my hand. (Chuckling)
313
00:11:23,952 --> 00:11:25,943
Obviously, my wife is
super excited that you're here.
314
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,299
(Chuckles)
Um, you're her freebie.
315
00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:28,317
Ah.
316
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,417
The freebie. Yes.
317
00:11:29,418 --> 00:11:31,198
The one exception
to the marriage vow.
318
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,554
(Chuckles) Yeah.
The greatest responsibility
319
00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,799
that comes with being
a celebrity.
320
00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:36,411
(Chuckles) Uh, my
freebie is Peri Gilpin.
321
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:38,782
Uh, you know, uh, Roz
from "Frasier."
322
00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,817
She's so dry.
(Breathes heavily)
323
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:41,792
(Crissy) Ha ha!
324
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,936
(Crissy and Robert chuckle)
325
00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:44,716
?
326
00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:47,258
Ooh! Bar.
Don't mind if I do.
327
00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:51,283
?
328
00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:54,250
(Amplified voice) Thank you.
We are may/december!
329
00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,605
Eli, what are you doing here?
330
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,682
This is my gig.
What do you think?
331
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,461
It's great. You're actually
kind of a normal person
332
00:11:59,504 --> 00:12:00,986
outside of your apartment.
333
00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:02,596
I'm layered, June,
like an onion,
334
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,589
a sexy, sexy onion.
335
00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,538
(Tambourine jangles) Do you
like the word "bulbous"?
336
00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:10,308
(Bass and drum playing)
337
00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:15,817
What are you doing here,
338
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,808
and why are you here
with Kevin Sorbo?
339
00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:19,588
I only arrive at events
with celebrities.
340
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,792
I like to make an entrance,
and since you took
341
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:25,817
the one I usually use,
Hercules stepped in.
342
00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,470
When do I give my speech?
343
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:29,418
Um, after dinner.
344
00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:30,562
What speech?
345
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:31,918
Oh, I'm the keynote speaker
at this benefit.
346
00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:33,360
Chloe set it up
through my publicist.
347
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:36,283
You see, I'm really involved
in the fight against M.S.
348
00:12:36,326 --> 00:12:40,096
Uh, here. It's my aunt Bonnie.
349
00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:42,977
I'll be sharing her story
with you later tonight.
350
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:45,477
Okay.
351
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,765
"A," you were not invited
to this wedding,
352
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,436
"B," you totally conned
Kevin Sorbo,
353
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,148
and "C," I have a life
that happens to include
354
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,054
a friendship with James.
355
00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:57,046
What are you smiling at?
356
00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:58,952
(Steven) June?
357
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:03,402
(Door closes)
358
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:07,922
What are you doing here?
359
00:13:07,964 --> 00:13:10,417
I-I called this morning
to give you the heads-up.
360
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:12,331
Didn't Chloe tell you?
361
00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:13,671
(Rings and beeps)
362
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:14,759
Hello?
363
00:13:14,801 --> 00:13:16,893
Chloe, it's Steven.
364
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,044
June's ex-fiance.
365
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,625
You and I had sex
on her birthday cake.
366
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,475
It was chocolate.
Oh, hey. What's up?
367
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:29,320
Well, is June there? No, she's in the
shower getting ready for the wedding.
368
00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,408
So annoying.
369
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,206
I know June got the wedding
after the breakup,
370
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,927
but, uh, I'm in New York,
and I decided to go,
371
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,432
so could you let her know?
372
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:37,938
I could.
373
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:40,575
I said, "I could."
I didn't say I would.
374
00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:42,415
Semantics. Go.
375
00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:45,220
(Indistinct conversations)
376
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,394
I'm so glad you decided
to come, Steven.
377
00:13:47,479 --> 00:13:49,193
You look great.
378
00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:50,868
So you're okay with me
being here? (Chuckles)
379
00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:52,584
You're not gonna freak out?
380
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,385
(Laughs) Oh, Steven.
381
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:57,687
When did you get so funny?
(Chuckles)
382
00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,072
What? No, it's not funny.
It's hurtful.
383
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,211
Speaking of,
Steven, how is your penis
384
00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:04,591
since the last time I saw it?
385
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,349
(Chuckles) Chloe, I'm sure
you don't remember.
386
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,278
You've seen, like,
300 since then.
387
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,616
You want to get a drink?
388
00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:12,960
Oh, my second one
of the day, you mean?
389
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,215
Sure.
390
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,609
So... (Sighs) I'm having trouble
finding the I.T. guy.
391
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,030
I mean, you got
the powerpoint presentation
392
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,913
I e-mailed you, right?
Because I need to sync
393
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,504
my slides to music.
(Exhales deeply)
394
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:25,135
Yeah, don't worry.
It's all taken care of.
395
00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:27,729
(Chuckles) Good.
396
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,110
(Exhales deeply)
397
00:14:29,153 --> 00:14:33,379
So, um, how did
this disease affect you?
398
00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:38,985
I... have...
399
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,217
(Laughs) You remember the time
400
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,432
when I wanted
to go skinny-dipping
401
00:14:46,475 --> 00:14:48,357
and you said no
'cause of your thing
402
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:50,157
with community swimming?
(Chuckles) Ohh.
403
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,290
I was obsessed
with accidentally swallowing
404
00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:53,294
fecal molecules.
405
00:14:53,336 --> 00:14:54,716
Ohh. (Chuckles)
406
00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:57,437
Ohh. I don't even know
that girl anymore. (Chuckles)
407
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,193
(Chuckles) You do seem
really different.
408
00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:00,951
Yeah, I have
a transvestite friend now.
409
00:15:00,994 --> 00:15:02,793
Her name is Tim.
410
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,341
(Chuckles)
Well, I'd better get back
411
00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:07,520
to my date, James Van Der Beek.
412
00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:08,734
I'll see you later.
413
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,616
Uh, hey, June?
414
00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:11,913
Sorry. Um...
415
00:15:11,956 --> 00:15:14,634
Does this mean
we can be friends?
416
00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:16,517
Yeah.
417
00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:18,482
Yeah, we can be friends.
418
00:15:18,524 --> 00:15:20,115
(Both moaning and panting)
419
00:15:20,157 --> 00:15:21,161
Ohh!
420
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,625
God, this is so hot.
Ohh.
421
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,716
Mm. Mm. Ohh.
Old June never would have done this.
422
00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,725
New June isn't even
wearing a bra,
423
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:28,984
just those weird cups
that stick on with tape.
424
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:29,905
Oh, God!
(Chuckles)
425
00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:31,537
Mm. Mm! Ohh.
426
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,712
(Whispers) It's even hotter
because my girlfriend's here.
427
00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,638
What? Yeah.
Oh, we've been exclusive
428
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:37,101
for, like, three months
and... (Chuckles)
429
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,190
You're disgusting.
430
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:39,822
(Whispers)
I know. So are you.
431
00:15:39,864 --> 00:15:41,118
No.
(Grunts)
432
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:44,004
What? I thought, uh, you were
a new person now, huh?
433
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,972
(Chuckles) No. New June is cool
drinking wine during the day.
434
00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:48,316
She's not okay
with you cheating.
435
00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:49,779
That's why we broke up.
436
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,956
No, we broke up
because you're boring.
437
00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:53,379
What?
438
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:57,186
It feels so good
to say that. (Laughs)
439
00:15:57,227 --> 00:16:00,155
You're boring.
That's why I cheated.
440
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:02,625
I did it to feel alive.
441
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,808
All right. Well... (Sighs)
442
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,148
Take care of yourself.
(Chuckles)
443
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,408
(May/december)
? stay with me, stay ?
444
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,291
(Door opens)
445
00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:14,131
? I need you to love me ?
446
00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:17,813
? I need you today ?
447
00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:20,198
? give to me your leather ?
448
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,676
? take from me my lace ?
449
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:28,023
? take from me ?
450
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:31,956
? my lace ?
451
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,379
(Cheers and applause)
452
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:34,508
(Glass clatters)
453
00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:35,804
(Indistinct conversations)
454
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,974
What do you think of Candice?
Amazing, right?
455
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:42,320
Do you know she's been
sexually active for 68 years?
456
00:16:42,321 --> 00:16:44,078
What's wrong?
457
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,254
Are you jealous because James
is hanging out with June?
458
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,514
What? No. Why does everyone
keep asking me that?
459
00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:52,529
Shh. Hey. Hey, clo.
It's me. It's your pal Eli.
460
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:53,911
Come on, lady.
461
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:55,961
I hate the new June, all right?
462
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:57,634
She has to be in the spotlight
463
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:59,224
and go places with a celebrity.
464
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,525
It's like everything has
to be about her.
465
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,072
When everything should be
all about you.
466
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,246
Exactly. Thank you.
467
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:05,877
Not being the center
of attention makes you feel
468
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,349
like you're not special,
but, hey, it's okay, c-bear.
469
00:17:09,392 --> 00:17:11,652
Everybody feels insecure
sometimes.
470
00:17:12,306 --> 00:17:16,405
Okay, I just realized that
this is a wedding,
471
00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:18,582
so I'm gonna stay and eat
the salmon,
472
00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:20,589
because aunt Bonnie can't,
473
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,769
and then I'm leaving to fire
my publicist.
474
00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,903
By the way,
your blonde friend is having
475
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:27,617
a meltdown in the coatroom.
476
00:17:27,618 --> 00:17:28,291
(Gasps)
477
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:29,744
What's the matter, June?
478
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:31,630
Not as confident
as you thought you were?
479
00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:32,718
(Voice breaking)
He said he broke up with me
480
00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,432
'cause I was boring.
481
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,734
(Inhales deeply)
He called you "boring"?
482
00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:37,865
Dude, that's, like,
the worst thing
483
00:17:37,948 --> 00:17:39,538
you can say to someone.
484
00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:41,587
He's right. He knows me
better than anyone.
485
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,596
He saw right through me.
(Sniffles)
486
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:46,442
Inside, I'm still the girl who's
afraid to go skinny-dipping.
487
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,074
Oh, skinny-dipping?
Are people going?
488
00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:50,625
See? (Sighs)
I'm not confident like you.
489
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:54,098
New York June was all an act.
(Sniffles and sighs)
490
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,400
I'm just an insecure mess
who's right back on the floor
491
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,371
where she started.
(Inhales deeply and sighs)
492
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,881
Here. This is ugly.
493
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:05,019
Okay, first of all...
494
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,106
(Blows nose loudly) If anyone's
gonna be calling you names,
495
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,445
it's gonna be me.
496
00:18:07,446 --> 00:18:09,998
Second, just because
some cheating loser
497
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,713
with a cheap suit
said something
498
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:12,884
doesn't make it true.
499
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:18,031
Everyone feels
a little insecure sometimes.
500
00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:18,993
(Hangers swoosh)
501
00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:21,040
I feel insecure sometimes.
502
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,886
I mean... (Chuckles) I'm going
on "dancing with the stars."
503
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:26,773
I'm asking America to pick up
a phone and judge me.
504
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,782
One digit will separate me
from Al Roker.
505
00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:30,330
I mean, what if
no one votes for me?
506
00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:31,878
What if I'm too pretty?
507
00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:33,426
(Hangers swoosh) My husband and
I will vote for you, James.
508
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,352
Oh. Thank you, crissy.
509
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,480
Yeah.
510
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,614
I can't believe
I made out with him
511
00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:40,789
after everything that he did.
512
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,548
That wasn't me being
cool and awesome.
513
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,886
That was me being weak.
514
00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:46,314
June, you were in love with him
for, like, 30 years.
515
00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:47,694
You're not weak.
516
00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:49,953
You have a deceptive strength,
517
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:54,180
and you have something
you never had in Indiana... me.
518
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,275
So come on. Let's go show Steven
how fabulous you are.
519
00:18:57,276 --> 00:18:59,242
James, it's time to act.
520
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:01,125
(Sighs)
521
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,840
(Imitating Mel Gibson)
"What do you want to hear, huh?
522
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:03,886
"Do you want to hear
that sometimes
523
00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:06,271
"I feel like eating
a bullet, huh?
524
00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:08,029
'Cause I do."
525
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,912
That's from "lethal weapon."
It's part of his process.
526
00:19:09,913 --> 00:19:10,875
Oh.
527
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,548
(Exhales deeply)
528
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:14,055
?
529
00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,653
You're feelin' it, Candice.
Your spine looks so straight.
530
00:19:17,694 --> 00:19:19,116
?
531
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,664
(Music stops)
532
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,297
(Amplified voice)
Uh, I-I hope you're all enjoying
533
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:25,560
what is obviously a wedding.
534
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:30,038
Uh, crissy and Robert,
you won't always be healthy.
535
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:32,715
It all started
when my aunt Bonnie, well,
536
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,686
she said she could no longer
hold onto a cup of tea,
537
00:19:35,728 --> 00:19:37,151
and we thought nothing
of it at the time.
538
00:19:37,152 --> 00:19:40,246
You monster! Yeah, I'm talking
to you, home perm!
539
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,213
I got a bone to pick with you.
540
00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,513
How dare you make out
with my June
541
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,151
and then call her
"boring," huh?
542
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:49,661
She is the sexiest,
most un-boring woman
543
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:52,046
I have ever
had the pleasure of bedding.
544
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:53,009
(Guests murmuring)
545
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,011
(Gasps)
546
00:19:54,012 --> 00:19:55,057
(Women) Ohh.
547
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:57,108
(Man wolf-whistles)
548
00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:58,112
Ohh!
549
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,079
You bitch!
550
00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:01,921
(Guests) Ohh!
Since you moved here from Indiana,
551
00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:03,218
men have just fallen
at your feet,
552
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:05,686
but not this time.
Not my James!
553
00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,025
That's right.
554
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,740
(Guests murmuring)
555
00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:10,833
Don't forget to vote for me
on "dancing with the stars."
556
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,594
(Cheering)
557
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:15,394
(Raised voice)
Listen, I can't help it
558
00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:19,410
if James and this city
find me irresistible.
559
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,670
There are consequences, June!
560
00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:22,967
(Guests gasp)
561
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,017
(Voice breaks) What about him?
What about baby Deshawn?
562
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,020
(Lowered voice)
No, that's Crissy's nephew,
563
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,987
and his neck is not yet formed.
564
00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:31,250
Oh. This party's beat.
Let's bounce.
565
00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:34,598
(Guests murmuring)
566
00:20:34,641 --> 00:20:37,150
(Amplified voice)
My aunt Bonnie bounced
567
00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:39,536
between doctors,
nutritionists, healers,
568
00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,125
and none of 'em could
diagnose...
569
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,464
(panting)
(Microphone feedback whines)
570
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,515
(Amplified voice)
This one's for you, Steven.
571
00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:48,029
? I want you to know ?
572
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:51,250
? that I'm happy for you ?
573
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,839
Nope. Nope.
? I... ?
574
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,137
(Feedback whines) No.
575
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,481
Find another way
to express that.
576
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,443
(Door closes)
577
00:21:01,772 --> 00:21:03,848
So Sorbo, huh? (Sighs)
(Tv playing indistinctly)
578
00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:06,645
Did you guys do zombie arms?
579
00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:08,468
I'm gonna say no,
but we both know it's a lie.
580
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:09,400
(Clicks)
581
00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,265
Oh, my gosh!
James, there you are.
582
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,280
(Gasps)
583
00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:13,213
"Bit o' bovva."
584
00:21:13,256 --> 00:21:14,696
Oh, yeah.
What's that?
585
00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:17,365
Oh, that's that Guy Ritchie
movie he's in. Yeah.
586
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,188
(Cockney accent) Tell Rosie,
that filthy scrubba,
587
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,688
her fish-and-chips were
the best. (Chuckles)
588
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:25,671
I'm murdered. (Coughs)
What a bit o' bovva.
589
00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:27,195
?
590
00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:28,128
I ad-libbed that line,
591
00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:29,951
and they made it
the title of the movie.
592
00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:31,772
(Chloe and June) Oh.
Yeah.
593
00:21:31,815 --> 00:21:36,815
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