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That was a bomb.

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No word as to
whether it was an ied
or a specific car bomb.

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Over 10 fatalities reported.

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Sources within isaf suggest
that isi may be involved.

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Did these phones just
go down or did that
fucker hang up on me?

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Good thing that x was bodgy
or I'd be flying right now!

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I can't hear you, honey.

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I need to talk to ed Faber.

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Well, then who is
fronting the show?

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I can't hear you!

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Hey, that's my ass!
Do you have a mother?

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Hello!

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Fu...

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<i> Listen up.</i>
<i> Iraq two is happening.</i>

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The network is
stretched thin. All our
talent is going there.

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We need people, any
people, to fill the void
in Afghanistan.

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And you folks here
are all the unmarried,

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childless personnel
in this bureau.

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For those of you
who are behind
the scenes, there are

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opportunities to
be on camera.

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Kim, are you going
to be joining in?

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The travel or the crying?

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Um, hopefully,
the travel.

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I'll think about it.

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<i> The success</i>
<i> of operation mongoose</i>

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<i> has overshadowed</i>
<i> the real lesson</i>
<i> to be learned,</i>

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<i> that the Taliban are</i>
<i> far from vanquished.</i>

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<i> And as the drums of war</i>

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<i> beat ever louder in Iraq,</i>

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<i> the NATO mission</i>
<i> in Afghanistan grows</i>
<i> increasingly uncertain.</i>

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<i> Tanya vanderpoel, outside</i>
<i> lashkar gah, Afghanistan,</i>

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<i> vbc world news.</i>

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<i> Hey.</i>

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I got you! Hey.

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Uh, when do you get
back from Houston?

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<i> I think on</i>
<i> Tuesday. Why?</i>

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Uh, because I'm going
to Afghanistan on Tuesday.

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<i> You're going</i>
<i> to Afghanistan on Tuesday?</i>

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Yeah.

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<i> But you</i>
<i> write news copy.</i>

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<i> Wait. For how long?</i>

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- Like, three months.
<i>- What?</i>

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Kim!

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Hey!

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I can't believe
this worked out!

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Hey, you want to
have a quickie

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on the changing table
in the bathroom?

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Yeah, I don't think
i could get it up

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with that little
koala looking at me.

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Also, they're
boarding already.

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Hey, don't worry.
Just go. Go, go, go.

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Oh, shoot, I...
I copied a key
for you, so...

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Plants, mail.

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Anything else
I'm forgetting?
I think that's it.

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This is crazy.

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Listen, I think
it's impressive.

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Starting a new career?

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It's gonna be great.

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And listen,
in three months...

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"I'll be back."

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No, that's terrible! No.

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Don't remember
me like that. No.

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Bye. Okay. Okay.

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It's not my job.
I'm a producer.
General news. Enron.

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These coalminers
in Pennsylvania,

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but you probably
didn't see that.

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'Cause we got two
wars going on now,

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so, uh, I know how
to set up a bgan

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and no one
will sue if I die

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so I got an expedited visa,
like, two days ago,

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and I guess now
I'm a war reporter.

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Shit dick!

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Corkscrew landing.

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In case
a missile is fired
at the aircraft!

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Kabul international airport.

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K.I.A.! "Killed in
action."

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<i> Once again, we thank you</i>
<i> for flying with us.</i>

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Sorry.

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Uh, sorry.

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Shit.

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No, thank you.
No, thank you.

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Miss Baker?

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I am fahim.

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Oh, fahim, hi!
Pleased to meet you.

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The car is over
here and we go.

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She says, uh...
"Welcome to Afghanistan."

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Okay, let's go.

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Here is your local mobile.
The number is on the back.

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Yeah, I ordered
some money last week.
Still in the post.

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I'll fix you up next week.
Okay.

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Yes, the air
here takes some
getting used to.

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It's quite
polluted with feces.

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Ah, here she is!
How are you, Kim?

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Welcome to the Stan.
My name's nic.

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I'll be doing
your security.
I'll take your bag.

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Fahim. The police are giving
me shit for parking here.

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They just want money.

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Wait, oh, no. Um,
do you need money?

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Because the network
gave me money.

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No, keep that on you!
No, no,
no! Kim, please!

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Piss off, that's it!
That's it! Hey! Hey!

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- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Piss off!

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Remember that we
are at altitude here,

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so drink plenty of water
while you acclimatize.

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Where did you learn English?

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At medical school.
I was a doctor.

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Listen, rest up tonight.

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Tomorrow, I'll drive you
to the base for your embed.

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And just one bag,

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but make sure
you pack extra
socks and knickers.

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That's like, um,
it's like "panties," yeah?

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Mmm-hmm.

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So, you've been
embedded before, then?

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Not really. We all did
hostile-zone training in 2001.

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They taught us to
open our mouths
if we get mortared...

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That kind of stuff.

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Okay.

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G'day, qadar.

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The feces smell
all the way to here.

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Your room, Kim, is upstairs.

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Yeah, they're
bloody addicted.

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That one melted a laptop
downloading porno.

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Jaweed, yes,

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he likes to watch
men with donkeys.

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Hi.
Hi.

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It's unfortunate.

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Kim, this is tall Brian.

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Brian hooper.
Tall Brian.

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Hi.
I'm your shooter.

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So, is there another Brian
around here

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somewhere that
you're taller than?

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Short Brian.
Works for reuters.

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Couldn't one of
you just be "Brian"?

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Fair enough.
Didn't think of that.

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Also short Brian's dead.

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- Oh, fuck. Really?
- Yes.

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Anyway, welcome
to the fun house.

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Home sweet home.

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This is your room.

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Is there a shower?

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<i> A nation accustomed to war</i>

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<i> once again seeks</i>
<i> a return to normality.</i>

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<i> And nothing symbolizes that</i>
<i> effort more than this place,</i>

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<i> the Kabul zoo.</i>

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No, he didn't. The zoo?

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Go back to wapping.

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You fucking tourist!

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Uh, shit. Sorry.
I'm trying to
find the shower?

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You're the new girl.

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Oh, my god.
Uh... Kim Baker.

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Just got here
from New York.

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I'm Tanya. Oh, my god,

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it's so nice to have another
woman in the house!

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I love that lippy color.
What is that?

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No, they're just
really chapped.

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Oh, you poor thing.
Can I get you anything?

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I'm sorry, I'm freaking out
because I saw your

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special about your embed in
korengal, and it was amazing.

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Thank you.
That's so sweet.

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Where's the shower?
Yes. This way.

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Can I ask a favor, Kim?

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And absolutely
feel free to say no.
Yeah, sure.

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I hate to even bring it up.

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I feel so rude
even asking this.
No, it's fine.

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Can I fuck your
security guys?

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What? Oh.

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By all means, yeah.

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Yeah? I mean,
i wouldn't ask,

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it's just that
for some reason,

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the vbc use
an American contractor

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and, I mean, no offense,
but they're all, like,

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goatees and "fat-strong."

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You know? But the aussies
and kiwis are so hot.

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Right. I get it.
Be my guest.

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You sure? Don't just
say that to be polite.

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No, I wouldn't. I'm not.

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Even nic? You don't
want nic for yourself?

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Nic?

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No. I don't. No.

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That's... no, that
would never happen.
So you're good.

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Hey! No, Kim,
don't say that.
You could have nic.

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In Afghanistan,
you're a serious
piece of ass.

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Thank you. That's nice.

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Because you're what,
i mean, you're like,

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a seven, a six or
seven in New York?

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Here, you're a nine.

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Borderline ten.

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It's called "Kabul cute."

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What are you here,
like a 15?

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Yeah.

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Huh.

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The thing is, I have a very
serious boyfriend at home,

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so, you're good.

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All right, well, come talk
to me in two months

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when your pussy's
eating your leg.
Shower's that way.

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<i> How you doing?</i>

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It's bananas here.
It's, um...

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My nose is running.
There's shit in the air,

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literally.

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And

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I don't think I can do this.

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<i> Do what?</i>

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<i> Kim?</i>

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I don't think I can do this.

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<i> Can you see...</i>
<i> I don't... hello?</i>

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Shit.

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I'm sorry, colonel,
i can't accept gifts
as a journalist.

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Okay.

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So lodging, transport,

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chow and protection,
that's all you can accept?

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I'll do my best
to stay objective.

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I don't care if
you can do your job.
I care if my men can.

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Are you familiar with
the term "four-ten-four",
miss Baker?

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I am not, colonel.

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It refers to women
who are fours back home

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become tens when
they ship out

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and when they're
back stateside, they
become fours again.

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Are you saying I'm a four?

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I'm saying you carry
an orange fucking backpack.

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I've seen people
with actual experience
make bad decisions here.

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So while you're outside
the wire with my men,

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you will in no way
distract them,
understood?

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Are you asking me not
to sleep with your soldiers?

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No, not "soldiers."
Marines.

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You're not here
to sleep with

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or perform jobs of any
type on my marines.

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Clear copy, miss Baker?

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Copy that.
Good.

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We'll get you out to
a fob as soon as we
find a ride for you.

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In the meantime,
captain stern here

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will see to it that
you get a wet hootch.

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A what?

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It's a tent with a shower.

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Unless you'd
prefer a dry hootch.

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I would not, sir.

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Sorry.

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Could you just...
State
your name and rank?

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Gunnery sergeant
Clinton j. Hurd.

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All right. Uh... dang it!

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So, do you believe
the afghani people

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are happy about
our presence here?

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No, Afghans
are the people.

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Afghanis is the currency.

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That's right.
I knew that. Thank you.

245
00:15:02.836 --> 00:15:05.136
What do you believe
your mission to be here?

246
00:15:05.138 --> 00:15:06.504
Ma'am, you got
a sticker on your pants.

247
00:15:06.506 --> 00:15:09.540
It's bugging
the shit out
of me. Ma'am...

248
00:15:09.542 --> 00:15:10.842
Fahim.

249
00:15:10.844 --> 00:15:12.076
What inspired you
to enlist originally?

250
00:15:12.078 --> 00:15:17.982
I'm a big fan of
the movie <i> predator</i> with
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

251
00:15:17.984 --> 00:15:19.284
We're the same height.

252
00:15:19.286 --> 00:15:22.654
Do you think the war
in Iraq has affected
your resources here?

253
00:15:22.656 --> 00:15:26.791
I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm not authorized to
answer that question.

254
00:15:27.326 --> 00:15:30.795
I'd say we're both
on the wrong side
of persia, ma'am.

255
00:15:30.797 --> 00:15:32.730
Iraq is where you
get some right now.

256
00:15:32.732 --> 00:15:33.564
Here just has shit all.

257
00:15:33.566 --> 00:15:36.367
Are you guys getting
outside the wire much?

258
00:15:36.369 --> 00:15:38.269
Yes, ma'am.
Most days. Uh...

259
00:15:38.271 --> 00:15:41.572
You know, we help out with
community projects and all.

260
00:15:41.574 --> 00:15:43.808
And Wells. Uh...

261
00:15:43.810 --> 00:15:46.811
And sometimes at night
we shoot the big gun,

262
00:15:46.813 --> 00:15:49.147
but, you know,
it's quiet here.
Jesus!

263
00:15:49.149 --> 00:15:51.282
We don't wear
ibas on the fob.

264
00:15:51.284 --> 00:15:53.918
I don't even chamber
a round in my weapon
anymore, because,

265
00:15:53.920 --> 00:15:57.789
you know, I figure
accidental discharge is
scarier than the Taliban.

266
00:15:57.791 --> 00:16:02.460
With Iraq, do you feel
like people have forgotten
about Afghanistan?

267
00:16:02.462 --> 00:16:03.328
Oh, well...

268
00:16:03.330 --> 00:16:07.332
Yes, ma'am. I'd say that
surely is the word for it.

269
00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:10.468
This here's a forgotten war.

270
00:16:10.470 --> 00:16:13.071
It's capital f, capital w.

271
00:16:13.073 --> 00:16:16.274
What's your, uh...
Your name and rank?

272
00:16:16.276 --> 00:16:21.012
I'm Lance corporal coughlin,
India company 3-5.

273
00:16:22.348 --> 00:16:23.681
Thank you.

274
00:16:30.122 --> 00:16:32.523
Kim. Your hair.

275
00:16:34.393 --> 00:16:36.494
Thanks, fahim.
Mmm-hmm.

276
00:16:37.463 --> 00:16:39.630
You really are a fixer.

277
00:16:44.104 --> 00:16:45.870
Moon's out.

278
00:16:47.272 --> 00:16:48.439
Hmm.

279
00:16:48.674 --> 00:16:50.208
It's beautiful.

280
00:17:00.487 --> 00:17:01.185
What does that mean?

281
00:17:01.187 --> 00:17:04.989
It means, "oh, what
a terrible event!"
Uh-huh.

282
00:17:04.991 --> 00:17:05.723
Miss Baker.

283
00:17:05.725 --> 00:17:07.859
Colonel hollanek
is coming to
Norton tomorrow

284
00:17:07.861 --> 00:17:09.327
to check on some
of our prt work.

285
00:17:09.329 --> 00:17:11.996
And you and your crew
are clear to tag along.

286
00:17:11.998 --> 00:17:13.164
Great, thanks.

287
00:17:13.166 --> 00:17:15.066
Rolls out at zero-six.

288
00:17:15.300 --> 00:17:18.136
That's 6:00 A.M.
i know that, yeah.

289
00:17:18.704 --> 00:17:20.705
Fire!

290
00:17:20.707 --> 00:17:23.775
Come on, let's go!
Get this shit together!
We gotta move!

291
00:17:23.777 --> 00:17:25.543
Fucking hands out
of your pockets!

292
00:17:25.545 --> 00:17:27.278
You think you're
in the fucking army?

293
00:17:27.280 --> 00:17:29.881
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

294
00:17:30.983 --> 00:17:31.682
What is this?

295
00:17:31.684 --> 00:17:33.651
Uh, that's my supplies.
Camera stuff.

296
00:17:33.653 --> 00:17:34.886
You fucking kidding me?

297
00:17:34.888 --> 00:17:39.323
This is an orange
ruck. No, ma'am.
Not on my vehicle.

298
00:17:39.325 --> 00:17:41.092
The girl at the
north face store

299
00:17:41.094 --> 00:17:42.126
said it was,
like, military grade.

300
00:17:42.128 --> 00:17:45.229
Well, where are you
gonna hide it?
Inside a fucking sunset?

301
00:17:45.231 --> 00:17:49.434
I mean, even
the Dutch army
don't wear orange.

302
00:17:49.436 --> 00:17:51.002
Fix it.

303
00:17:51.570 --> 00:17:53.504
How do I fix it?

304
00:17:53.506 --> 00:17:55.073
Rapono!

305
00:18:11.390 --> 00:18:12.990
Got to stay hydrated, ma'am.

306
00:18:12.992 --> 00:18:15.560
Coughlin.
I didn't recognize you.

307
00:18:15.562 --> 00:18:17.962
That's 'cause I'm
in warrior mode.

308
00:18:17.964 --> 00:18:20.364
It makes me
taller.

309
00:18:21.600 --> 00:18:24.068
Enjoy the ride, ma'am.

310
00:18:47.893 --> 00:18:50.528
I'm dying to
know who blew up my well.

311
00:18:50.530 --> 00:18:52.363
Working on it, colonel.

312
00:18:52.764 --> 00:18:55.199
That was a nice
fucking well, corporal.

313
00:18:59.972 --> 00:19:01.305
What'd he say?

314
00:19:04.810 --> 00:19:06.377
What's that mean?

315
00:19:06.379 --> 00:19:09.280
He wants to know
if you are the Russians.

316
00:19:10.415 --> 00:19:12.316
The Russians?
Mmm.

317
00:19:12.951 --> 00:19:14.285
No!

318
00:19:14.287 --> 00:19:17.121
No, sir. That was
20 years ago.

319
00:19:17.123 --> 00:19:18.956
And we're here to help.

320
00:19:20.859 --> 00:19:22.994
And I'm black.

321
00:19:30.369 --> 00:19:33.838
If we fix the well,
you can't blow it up.

322
00:19:34.673 --> 00:19:37.475
Kim, I was
talking to some
of the younger men.

323
00:19:37.477 --> 00:19:39.410
They say
the Taliban
came at night.

324
00:19:39.412 --> 00:19:42.213
I don't care. No.
I drank too much water
and I have to pee.

325
00:19:42.215 --> 00:19:45.316
Stop. Stop.
I am engaged
to be married.

326
00:19:45.318 --> 00:19:48.452
Okay, fahim,
i know you like your
women to be, like,

327
00:19:48.454 --> 00:19:50.755
beautiful, mysterious
Ikea bags, okay?

328
00:19:50.757 --> 00:19:54.759
But we urinate, doctor.
Out of our vaginas.

329
00:19:55.527 --> 00:19:57.028
You think you
urinate out the...

330
00:19:57.030 --> 00:19:58.763
No. I know it's
a separate thing!

331
00:19:58.765 --> 00:19:59.797
God! Just please help me.

332
00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:01.732
There is
nowhere for you to go.

333
00:20:01.734 --> 00:20:03.401
I cannot ask
these men about this.

334
00:20:03.403 --> 00:20:04.902
And I'm not allowed
to talk to the women.

335
00:20:04.904 --> 00:20:09.173
Fine. Forget it. I'll hold it.
Women are tough, right?

336
00:20:17.817 --> 00:20:19.517
Are you okay, ma'am?

337
00:20:20.353 --> 00:20:22.386
- Gosh, damn it, man.
- This is a new one.

338
00:20:22.388 --> 00:20:26.924
I was cursing your
name at 0-stupid-30, but
I'm glad I came out today.

339
00:20:27.125 --> 00:20:30.194
Would you not have
gone on patrol today
if I weren't here?

340
00:20:30.196 --> 00:20:32.196
No, I'd be back in
Norton filling hescos.

341
00:20:32.198 --> 00:20:33.331
Copy that.

342
00:20:33.333 --> 00:20:36.367
We're still 5 Mikes.
It must be one hairy dump.

343
00:20:36.369 --> 00:20:39.604
No, I'm just getting
my pants on.
Damn it, sergeant hurd.

344
00:20:39.606 --> 00:20:40.705
Whatever.

345
00:20:40.707 --> 00:20:41.973
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

346
00:20:41.975 --> 00:20:43.107
Marine!

347
00:20:43.109 --> 00:20:45.276
Make a hole, Baker.

348
00:20:51.083 --> 00:20:52.783
Move out!

349
00:21:21.513 --> 00:21:24.115
Why are we stopping?

350
00:21:24.117 --> 00:21:25.916
The lead vehicle
bottomed out.

351
00:21:25.918 --> 00:21:29.654
Okay!
Heads on a swivel!

352
00:21:30.155 --> 00:21:32.223
Didn't we come this way?

353
00:21:32.391 --> 00:21:34.058
We most surely did.

354
00:21:37.597 --> 00:21:40.464
Contact left!
Stay in the vehicle!

355
00:21:43.402 --> 00:21:47.538
Shit! Hot! Hot bullet things!

356
00:21:51.277 --> 00:21:54.812
Kim, don't get out
of the car! Kim!

357
00:21:59.117 --> 00:22:00.451
Whoa!

358
00:22:00.453 --> 00:22:03.287
Get down behind
the engine block!

359
00:22:03.289 --> 00:22:05.523
Stay there! Stay there!

360
00:22:05.525 --> 00:22:07.958
Kim.

361
00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:09.760
Get back in the car!

362
00:22:20.038 --> 00:22:22.473
No, please, Kim!

363
00:22:36.955 --> 00:22:38.923
Ma'am, I asked
you to stay put!

364
00:22:38.925 --> 00:22:41.192
Those assholes
tried to shoot us!

365
00:22:42.395 --> 00:22:43.361
Jesus!

366
00:22:43.363 --> 00:22:45.229
You have got to
be shitting me!

367
00:22:45.231 --> 00:22:48.699
You just shot
a javelin at
a fucking car!

368
00:22:48.701 --> 00:22:50.701
That's an $80,000
piece of ordnance!

369
00:22:50.703 --> 00:22:54.472
Can any of you
geniuses tell me the
kelley blue book value

370
00:22:54.474 --> 00:22:57.908
of a 1989 Toyota pickup?

371
00:23:08.687 --> 00:23:12.356
Oorah, Baker. Get some.

372
00:23:16.328 --> 00:23:18.829
I hope you got all
that on film, ma'am.

373
00:23:18.831 --> 00:23:21.699
'Cause that right there,
that's what we do best.

374
00:23:21.701 --> 00:23:22.767
Hearts and minds.

375
00:23:22.769 --> 00:23:26.203
That's the two best places
to shoot somebody.

376
00:23:30.475 --> 00:23:31.075
What?

377
00:23:31.077 --> 00:23:32.710
I told you to
stay in the car.

378
00:23:32.712 --> 00:23:35.479
Okay, I'll get
back in the car.

379
00:23:35.547 --> 00:23:37.915
<i> The marines don't have</i>
<i> much to say about Iraq.</i>

380
00:23:37.917 --> 00:23:41.819
<i> Their mantra is that</i>
<i> they are focused on</i>
<i> doing the job here.</i>

381
00:23:41.821 --> 00:23:43.854
<i> And even though,</i>
<i> as we saw firsthand,</i>

382
00:23:43.856 --> 00:23:46.690
<i> attacks against</i>
<i> coalition forces are up,</i>

383
00:23:46.692 --> 00:23:50.127
<i> corporal coughlin</i>
<i> told me earlier that</i>
<i> he is still not planning</i>

384
00:23:50.129 --> 00:23:53.898
<i> to lock and load his weapon</i>
<i> when he is out on patrol.</i>

385
00:23:53.900 --> 00:23:56.901
<i> Our own Kim Baker</i>
<i> reporting for us live.</i>

386
00:24:00.939 --> 00:24:02.406
Welcome!

387
00:24:04.110 --> 00:24:07.545
Wow, good job,
Kim! Ruthless!

388
00:24:09.247 --> 00:24:12.817
Bitch, we are going
out tonight! Whoo!

389
00:24:40.111 --> 00:24:42.413
It's okay. It's okay. Here.

390
00:24:45.050 --> 00:24:48.319
It's okay. It's all right.

391
00:24:57.462 --> 00:24:59.396
Why don't I know
who you are?

392
00:25:00.398 --> 00:25:03.834
You're what, like, 42?

393
00:25:03.836 --> 00:25:04.335
Sold.

394
00:25:04.337 --> 00:25:05.569
Why have I never
heard of you?

395
00:25:05.571 --> 00:25:09.206
Yeah, I haven't done
a lot of overseas reporting.

396
00:25:09.208 --> 00:25:13.244
I've done mostly
domestic <i> reportage.</i>

397
00:25:14.246 --> 00:25:14.979
<i> "Reportage"?</i>

398
00:25:14.981 --> 00:25:17.414
Domestic <i> reportage.</i>

399
00:25:17.416 --> 00:25:21.485
Look, everyone in
the kabubble is
full of shit. It's okay.

400
00:25:21.487 --> 00:25:22.119
Half the accents are fake.

401
00:25:22.121 --> 00:25:27.057
The whole "I'm
ex-special forces" wankers
are flat out lying.

402
00:25:27.059 --> 00:25:29.260
<i> "Reportage"?</i>

403
00:25:30.896 --> 00:25:33.397
Oh, Christ, what is this?

404
00:25:33.399 --> 00:25:35.599
I really shouldn't have
my back to the door.

405
00:25:35.601 --> 00:25:36.700
It's bad tradecraft,

406
00:25:36.702 --> 00:25:40.271
but it's worth it to
talk to you two ladies.

407
00:25:41.473 --> 00:25:43.107
Fuck off.
Ugh.

408
00:25:43.109 --> 00:25:44.942
You got it.

409
00:25:45.877 --> 00:25:48.279
Champagne?

410
00:25:48.281 --> 00:25:49.880
Thank you.

411
00:25:49.882 --> 00:25:50.314
Finish this,

412
00:25:50.316 --> 00:25:52.650
and then we'll go
meet some friends
in wazir akbar Khan.

413
00:25:52.652 --> 00:25:55.753
And I am warning you now,
do not sleep with iain.

414
00:25:55.755 --> 00:25:58.122
Who is iain?
He's a proper asshole.

415
00:25:58.124 --> 00:26:00.591
Shall we?
Yeah.

416
00:26:00.859 --> 00:26:02.259
Is that a cab?

417
00:26:06.465 --> 00:26:07.898
Is your
full name Shakira?

418
00:26:07.900 --> 00:26:10.701
'Cause I thought it was
a Colombian nickname.

419
00:26:10.703 --> 00:26:11.669
Why would you think that?

420
00:26:11.671 --> 00:26:12.603
Because
of the singer.

421
00:26:12.605 --> 00:26:17.508
No, I know.
I'm kidding. No, it's
arabic for "thankful."

422
00:26:17.510 --> 00:26:18.943
Kim is American
for "white lady."

423
00:26:18.945 --> 00:26:23.280
Actually, "Kim"
means "who" in turkish.

424
00:26:23.282 --> 00:26:25.015
"Who's that white lady?"

425
00:26:25.017 --> 00:26:26.183
It's Kim.

426
00:26:26.185 --> 00:26:29.019
That's so you can
remember my name.

427
00:26:29.021 --> 00:26:31.922
So... this is iain.
Iain, Kim.

428
00:26:33.125 --> 00:26:36.026
Kim. Kim. Kim.
Kim, nice work.

429
00:26:36.028 --> 00:26:39.263
You sit next to the
only two women in a
country the size of Texas

430
00:26:39.265 --> 00:26:42.633
that remind a man
that you're really
only okay looking.

431
00:26:43.168 --> 00:26:45.736
Well, she said
you were an asshole,

432
00:26:45.738 --> 00:26:47.438
but that's really
above and beyond.

433
00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:48.238
Who said that?
Tanya.

434
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.607
No. No. No.
I don't think so.

435
00:26:49.609 --> 00:26:51.508
A lot of women find me
very charming, Kim.

436
00:26:51.510 --> 00:26:54.478
No, not biological women.
Oh, really?

437
00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:55.312
Women who think
that an accent

438
00:26:55.314 --> 00:26:58.248
is the same thing
as a personality, maybe.
Oh!

439
00:26:58.250 --> 00:26:59.883
<i> Nae, haud yer wheesht.</i>

440
00:26:59.885 --> 00:27:02.786
<i> Go bile yer heid,</i>
<i> ya wee bampot.</i>

441
00:27:02.788 --> 00:27:06.824
I bet you're wetter
than a submarine
with screen doors now.

442
00:27:06.826 --> 00:27:08.058
Oh!

443
00:27:08.060 --> 00:27:09.927
I got that from
a pickup book.

444
00:27:09.929 --> 00:27:11.629
Jesus.
Oh, yeah.

445
00:27:11.631 --> 00:27:12.863
Mmm.

446
00:27:13.064 --> 00:27:13.964
So what's your deal?

447
00:27:13.966 --> 00:27:15.733
You got chucked
over by some guy

448
00:27:15.735 --> 00:27:17.067
so you think,
"forget him.

449
00:27:17.069 --> 00:27:19.003
"I'm gonna go discover
the wonders of the east,

450
00:27:19.005 --> 00:27:21.939
"and I'm gonna
fuck a Scottish guy
and write a book."

451
00:27:21.941 --> 00:27:24.141
I'm Scottish,
by the way.

452
00:27:27.313 --> 00:27:29.313
Cheers.

453
00:27:29.315 --> 00:27:31.048
Cheers.

454
00:27:34.886 --> 00:27:36.520
- Cheers.
<i>- Salud.</i>

455
00:27:36.522 --> 00:27:39.023
- Cheers.
- To Kim!

456
00:27:40.592 --> 00:27:42.793
Is this your
first night out?

457
00:27:42.795 --> 00:27:44.328
Yes.

458
00:27:44.330 --> 00:27:46.330
It is, actually.

459
00:27:47.432 --> 00:27:50.334
That little bastard!

460
00:27:50.336 --> 00:27:50.801
Oh, no, Kim.

461
00:27:50.803 --> 00:27:54.004
You didn't give egg boy
money, did you?

462
00:27:54.006 --> 00:27:58.242
Hey! Egg boy! Hey!
You're a little shitbird!

463
00:27:59.178 --> 00:28:01.111
I hope you get salmonella!

464
00:28:01.113 --> 00:28:03.247
Oh!

465
00:28:03.249 --> 00:28:04.982
I gave him, like, $100!

466
00:28:04.984 --> 00:28:06.517
$100?
What?

467
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:09.887
I'd give you
my eggs for $100.

468
00:28:10.622 --> 00:28:11.255
Where are we going?

469
00:28:11.257 --> 00:28:14.525
A whorehouse.
You're going to love it.

470
00:28:17.929 --> 00:28:19.329
You see that?

471
00:28:19.331 --> 00:28:22.299
It's a brothel
and a Chinese restaurant.

472
00:28:35.246 --> 00:28:36.914
Do you remember this video?

473
00:28:38.450 --> 00:28:40.451
Everybody was drawings.

474
00:28:43.221 --> 00:28:45.389
Me? Oh, no, thank you.

475
00:28:45.391 --> 00:28:49.593
Look, a month ago,
i was writing a story
about corn syrup.

476
00:28:49.595 --> 00:28:50.794
Okay? I was not happy.

477
00:28:50.796 --> 00:28:54.131
I didn't think
there was anything else
out there for me.

478
00:28:54.133 --> 00:28:54.832
Just death.

479
00:28:54.834 --> 00:28:57.534
Then this came
along and...

480
00:28:57.536 --> 00:29:02.372
Wenge, do you guys
have regular
access to healthcare?

481
00:29:12.784 --> 00:29:13.650
He called me
a fenian bastard.

482
00:29:13.652 --> 00:29:17.121
I fuckin' showed him
what for, kicked
his teeth in, the cunt.

483
00:29:17.123 --> 00:29:20.290
Oi, Tanya?
What's her story?

484
00:29:20.292 --> 00:29:24.595
She has a boyfriend.
And she's unconscious, okay?

485
00:29:24.597 --> 00:29:27.664
Not that either of
those things have ever
stopped you before.

486
00:29:27.666 --> 00:29:29.399
That's not true.
That's not true.

487
00:29:29.401 --> 00:29:31.902
Firstly, I'm afraid
of boyfriends.
Mmm-hmm.

488
00:29:31.904 --> 00:29:34.171
Secondly, I'm a gentleman.

489
00:29:34.673 --> 00:29:39.143
What? According to
no less an authority
than grace mugabe.

490
00:29:39.145 --> 00:29:40.444
I held a door
open for her once.

491
00:29:40.446 --> 00:29:43.247
Let me just
have a little peekaboo.

492
00:29:43.249 --> 00:29:44.214
Get out!

493
00:29:44.216 --> 00:29:46.650
Actually, not bad.

494
00:29:46.652 --> 00:29:49.920
- I think I missed one.
- Stop!

495
00:29:49.922 --> 00:29:53.223
<i> Il y a du monde</i>
<i> au balcon. Pas mal.</i>

496
00:29:53.225 --> 00:29:54.158
Kim?

497
00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:55.492
You all right
there, mate?

498
00:29:55.494 --> 00:29:57.027
Oh, wouldn't you
like to know?

499
00:29:57.029 --> 00:29:58.862
Hey. I'm just talking
about her safety.

500
00:29:58.864 --> 00:30:03.200
Nic here does
security for Kim, iain.

501
00:30:10.508 --> 00:30:12.242
Right, well!

502
00:30:12.477 --> 00:30:15.212
I'm off. Excuse me.

503
00:30:15.214 --> 00:30:16.146
Excused.
Good night.

504
00:30:16.148 --> 00:30:18.882
- Bye, darling!
- Good night.

505
00:30:21.252 --> 00:30:23.654
The best, nic!

506
00:30:34.767 --> 00:30:38.168
Oh, that's Oprah.

507
00:30:49.981 --> 00:30:50.647
Hello.

508
00:30:50.649 --> 00:30:54.017
It's fahim.
Are you ready to go?

509
00:30:54.219 --> 00:30:56.119
Go where, dude?
It's Saturday.

510
00:30:56.121 --> 00:30:59.056
Friday is the only day off
in the islamic week.

511
00:30:59.058 --> 00:31:00.057
We have interviews.

512
00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:02.392
No! That was not made
clear. That's... no.

513
00:31:02.394 --> 00:31:04.094
That's bullshit, fahim. No.

514
00:31:04.096 --> 00:31:06.630
Kim, today we are
meeting Ali massoud sadiq.

515
00:31:06.632 --> 00:31:10.467
<i> I sent research.</i>
<i> He's likely to be</i>
<i> Attorney General.</i>

516
00:31:16.341 --> 00:31:18.175
Please hold.
Please come outside.

517
00:31:18.177 --> 00:31:21.712
This is against
what I believe
as an American.

518
00:31:21.714 --> 00:31:23.947
I am sorry, but
we have to go.

519
00:31:23.949 --> 00:31:25.382
<i> Oh, my shoes. Shit.</i>

520
00:31:25.384 --> 00:31:28.652
You wish to interview
me, Mr. ahmadzai?

521
00:31:28.654 --> 00:31:32.289
I do, Mr. sadiq.
Yes, on camera.

522
00:31:32.390 --> 00:31:34.091
Mr. ahmadzai,

523
00:31:34.093 --> 00:31:36.193
I am a person of,

524
00:31:36.195 --> 00:31:38.428
of no consequence.

525
00:31:38.430 --> 00:31:39.363
Well, you soon might be

526
00:31:39.365 --> 00:31:42.466
the second most powerful
person in Afghanistan.

527
00:31:42.468 --> 00:31:42.933
Mr. ahmadzai,

528
00:31:42.935 --> 00:31:46.336
I run a small department
inside the interior ministry.

529
00:31:46.338 --> 00:31:49.706
What possible interest
could I be to the Americans?

530
00:31:49.708 --> 00:31:53.577
Because your ministry
for the prevention of vice

531
00:31:53.579 --> 00:31:54.912
and the encouragement
of virtue

532
00:31:54.914 --> 00:32:00.384
sounds a lot like
the Taliban's old
ministry of vice and virtue.

533
00:32:02.654 --> 00:32:04.388
Don't you think?

534
00:32:12.697 --> 00:32:15.098
- Kim Baker.
Mmm-hmm.

535
00:32:18.069 --> 00:32:20.704
When the Taliban
was in power,

536
00:32:20.706 --> 00:32:23.473
they enforced their
version of sharia.

537
00:32:23.475 --> 00:32:24.541
One of their edicts
was a rule that

538
00:32:24.543 --> 00:32:26.910
all men must shave
the hair of their pubis.

539
00:32:26.912 --> 00:32:31.915
They would walk
the streets carrying
a small wooden rod,

540
00:32:31.917 --> 00:32:32.516
a dowel,

541
00:32:32.518 --> 00:32:35.986
which they would
roll along the front
of a man's trousers.

542
00:32:35.988 --> 00:32:41.558
If a man's pubic hair
was long enough to
curl around the dowel,

543
00:32:42.527 --> 00:32:44.895
they would beat him.

544
00:32:45.697 --> 00:32:47.130
Now, I ask you,

545
00:32:47.132 --> 00:32:49.733
do I look like a man
to walk the streets

546
00:32:49.735 --> 00:32:53.303
carrying a
hair-of-the-pubis dowel?

547
00:32:54.005 --> 00:32:56.039
No, sir, you do not.

548
00:32:56.641 --> 00:33:00.911
I returned to this
country to save it.

549
00:33:00.913 --> 00:33:02.879
I am a friend of America.

550
00:33:02.881 --> 00:33:04.681
Which is why you should
let me interview you,

551
00:33:04.683 --> 00:33:07.584
so people can
understand that.

552
00:33:08.887 --> 00:33:10.420
I like you, Kim.

553
00:33:10.422 --> 00:33:12.089
I like your mouthiness.

554
00:33:12.091 --> 00:33:14.691
That is a word, yes?

555
00:33:15.093 --> 00:33:17.594
It reminds me of
my time living in London.

556
00:33:17.596 --> 00:33:22.299
You make me feel
like a young man
again.

557
00:33:22.633 --> 00:33:25.168
But I do not know you.

558
00:33:25.170 --> 00:33:30.374
How can we
get to know
each other, Kim?

559
00:33:32.877 --> 00:33:34.044
Hmm?

560
00:33:37.415 --> 00:33:40.117
Yes, excellent, Kim!

561
00:33:41.353 --> 00:33:44.788
Put a turban on her,
she'd make
a very handsome boy.

562
00:34:20.491 --> 00:34:22.926
<i> How are you?</i>
<i> You okay there?</i>

563
00:34:24.363 --> 00:34:25.328
<i> What the hell was that?</i>

564
00:34:25.330 --> 00:34:27.631
It's probably
just a wedding
somewhere nearby.

565
00:34:27.633 --> 00:34:29.800
They like to shoot off
guns at weddings here.

566
00:34:29.802 --> 00:34:31.902
You get it,
you're from Florida.

567
00:34:31.904 --> 00:34:33.036
<i> Funny.</i>

568
00:34:33.038 --> 00:34:34.905
<i> When was the last</i>
<i> time I saw you?</i>

569
00:34:34.907 --> 00:34:35.906
<i> Since June?</i>

570
00:34:35.908 --> 00:34:39.109
I'm sorry that I didn't
get back last month.

571
00:34:39.812 --> 00:34:41.478
I can be in New York
by Thursday.

572
00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:45.248
I miss you and I want
to see you. And I...

573
00:34:45.250 --> 00:34:46.283
I have...

574
00:34:46.285 --> 00:34:48.952
Oh, not again.

575
00:34:51.489 --> 00:34:52.756
I hate this
fucking airport.

576
00:34:52.758 --> 00:34:55.759
Can I bring you guys
anything from New York?

577
00:34:55.761 --> 00:34:59.096
Just bring us back
a six pack, eh?

578
00:34:59.098 --> 00:35:01.665
- This is Kim.
<i>- Kim Baker?</i>

579
00:35:01.667 --> 00:35:03.867
It is sadiq.

580
00:35:04.635 --> 00:35:06.903
Mr. sadiq, hi.

581
00:35:06.905 --> 00:35:10.240
How about an interview
with pacha Khan?

582
00:35:10.242 --> 00:35:11.908
Pacha Khan, the warlord?

583
00:35:11.910 --> 00:35:14.244
<i> Pacha Khan is a businessman.</i>

584
00:35:14.412 --> 00:35:15.011
Would you like that?

585
00:35:15.013 --> 00:35:18.815
Uh, yeah. Yeah. But I'm
on my way to New York
to see my boyfriend.

586
00:35:18.817 --> 00:35:21.218
<i> You will be the first</i>
<i> western journalist</i>

587
00:35:21.220 --> 00:35:24.354
<i> to interview him</i>
<i> since the Soviet war.</i>

588
00:35:25.256 --> 00:35:27.591
<i> Shall we say tomorrow?</i>

589
00:35:32.630 --> 00:35:36.333
Okay, yes, of course.
Thank you.

590
00:35:38.035 --> 00:35:40.170
What?
Back in the car.

591
00:35:42.607 --> 00:35:44.241
Wait here.

592
00:35:50.848 --> 00:35:52.682
It's okay, come.

593
00:36:51.142 --> 00:36:52.309
Hmm.

594
00:36:55.713 --> 00:36:57.113
Okay. Yes.
Yeah?

595
00:36:57.115 --> 00:36:58.582
Okay.

596
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:05.088
Pacha Khan, thank you
for your kind hospitality.

597
00:37:21.906 --> 00:37:23.273
What?

598
00:37:24.575 --> 00:37:26.109
No.

599
00:37:27.578 --> 00:37:29.246
Oh, Kim. Cheers.

600
00:37:29.248 --> 00:37:30.380
Hi.

601
00:37:30.382 --> 00:37:30.880
What a rush, yeah?

602
00:37:30.882 --> 00:37:35.685
Pacha Khan, yeah.
It's like, adrenaline.
Everyone was...

603
00:37:35.687 --> 00:37:37.020
Good job.

604
00:37:37.022 --> 00:37:38.054
Yeah, it went well.

605
00:37:38.056 --> 00:37:41.591
But, you know, I was...
I was in the...

606
00:37:41.593 --> 00:37:42.826
The New Zealand
sas back home.

607
00:37:42.828 --> 00:37:45.729
And today felt
like jumping out
of an airplane.

608
00:37:45.731 --> 00:37:49.933
Or like, you know,
like having sex.

609
00:37:54.272 --> 00:37:55.739
Kim!

610
00:37:56.274 --> 00:37:59.843
Tanya's got scotch.
It won't last long, so...

611
00:37:59.845 --> 00:38:03.046
Nic, you're welcome,
too, you big cunt!

612
00:38:03.048 --> 00:38:07.284
That's a term of
affection, by the way.

613
00:38:07.685 --> 00:38:12.422
You were
supposed to be in
New York, sneaky girl.

614
00:38:12.424 --> 00:38:15.725
Yeah, Chris is
not super pleased.

615
00:38:15.727 --> 00:38:18.461
Chris can
suck a fat one.

616
00:38:19.864 --> 00:38:21.731
I'm trying to see if
they put my story up,

617
00:38:21.733 --> 00:38:24.401
but this Internet
connection is the worst!

618
00:38:24.403 --> 00:38:26.970
Oh, goddamn it, jaweed!

619
00:38:26.972 --> 00:38:28.405
Oh, Christ!

620
00:38:28.472 --> 00:38:29.172
- Really?
- Wow.

621
00:38:29.174 --> 00:38:33.009
Although, donkeys aside,
he's a good fixer.
Mmm.

622
00:38:33.544 --> 00:38:36.813
Oh, no, thanks.
Morning shows.

623
00:38:36.815 --> 00:38:39.916
You have something they
want for the mornings?

624
00:38:41.086 --> 00:38:44.587
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.

625
00:38:44.589 --> 00:38:45.221
Hmm.

626
00:38:45.223 --> 00:38:47.590
That's what
I'm trying to see.

627
00:38:47.658 --> 00:38:51.695
You know, I heard
that he has contacts
in the tribals.

628
00:38:51.697 --> 00:38:55.031
Like real Taliban contacts.

629
00:38:55.299 --> 00:38:56.633
- Jaweed?
- Jaweed.

630
00:38:56.635 --> 00:38:59.369
- No fucking way.
- Mmm, apparently.

631
00:38:59.371 --> 00:39:03.106
Would you do that?
Would you go down there?

632
00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:09.045
Yeah, sure, if it
was the right call.

633
00:39:09.047 --> 00:39:11.948
Yeah, but how do you know
if it's the right call?

634
00:39:14.485 --> 00:39:16.986
Fuck, man, I don't know.

635
00:39:16.988 --> 00:39:18.755
That is why we
drink, do drugs

636
00:39:18.757 --> 00:39:22.225
and shag strangers
in restaurant bathrooms.

637
00:39:43.514 --> 00:39:44.748
<i> Kim, are you okay?</i>
<i> What's going on?</i>

638
00:39:44.750 --> 00:39:46.950
Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry,
what time is it?

639
00:39:46.952 --> 00:39:48.218
<i> I don't know.</i>
<i> I'm in Seattle.</i>

640
00:39:48.220 --> 00:39:51.020
<i> God, I thought you got shot</i>
<i> at a wedding or something.</i>

641
00:39:51.022 --> 00:39:52.155
<i> Jesus, Kim!</i>
No.

642
00:39:52.157 --> 00:39:54.190
Sorry. So, just real quick...

643
00:39:54.192 --> 00:39:55.492
I want you to come visit me.

644
00:39:55.494 --> 00:39:56.760
<i> In Afghanistan? Really?</i>

645
00:39:56.762 --> 00:39:57.927
I mean, I've got
tons of miles.

646
00:39:57.929 --> 00:39:58.595
I could fly you first class.

647
00:39:58.597 --> 00:40:00.864
<i> I have to look at a</i>
<i> calendar. I don't think</i>
<i> I can do it this month.</i>

648
00:40:00.866 --> 00:40:02.399
<i> I'm here until,</i>
<i> like, at least the 15th.</i>

649
00:40:02.401 --> 00:40:03.433
<i> But when I get</i>
<i> back maybe...</i>

650
00:40:03.435 --> 00:40:06.269
Who is in your bed, Chris?
<i> What?</i>

651
00:40:06.537 --> 00:40:08.371
<i> No, that's my bag.</i>

652
00:40:08.373 --> 00:40:11.141
Look in the mirror, dipshit.

653
00:40:11.976 --> 00:40:15.345
My god. You motherfucker.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable!

654
00:40:15.347 --> 00:40:16.479
<i> You calm the fuck down!</i>

655
00:40:16.481 --> 00:40:18.448
<i> Listen, you haven't</i>
<i> been home in months.</i>

656
00:40:18.450 --> 00:40:19.416
<i> You forgot my</i>
<i> fucking birthday!</i>

657
00:40:19.418 --> 00:40:21.184
Oh, right, it's my
fault. Great, Chris.
You're a genius.

658
00:40:21.186 --> 00:40:23.420
<i> And I kept your stupid</i>
<i> fucking plants alive,</i>

659
00:40:23.422 --> 00:40:27.023
<i> but you let this relationship</i>
<i> wither and die!</i>

660
00:40:27.324 --> 00:40:30.760
Ugh! Did you
have that prepared?

661
00:40:30.762 --> 00:40:31.494
<i> What?</i>
Pussy!

662
00:40:31.496 --> 00:40:32.729
You know what?
Have fun in Seattle.

663
00:40:32.731 --> 00:40:34.130
You should go to the
rock 'n' roll museum.

664
00:40:34.132 --> 00:40:36.199
It sucks.
You'll fit right in.

665
00:40:56.353 --> 00:40:58.621
Are you shitting me?

666
00:41:05.996 --> 00:41:06.896
Fahim.

667
00:41:06.898 --> 00:41:09.265
Let's apply for
another embed.

668
00:41:09.267 --> 00:41:11.000
Because I want to
get out of Kabul.

669
00:41:11.002 --> 00:41:15.038
I just need to
get out of Kabul.

670
00:41:15.973 --> 00:41:18.208
I need "me time",
exactly. That's...

671
00:41:18.210 --> 00:41:19.576
See? I told you
that <i> o</i> magazine

672
00:41:19.578 --> 00:41:23.379
would increase your
understanding of women.

673
00:41:33.457 --> 00:41:36.059
Hey, you guys
are 3-5, right?

674
00:41:36.061 --> 00:41:38.261
Do you know
a corporal coughlin?

675
00:41:38.263 --> 00:41:38.795
No, ma'am.

676
00:41:38.797 --> 00:41:42.165
Sorry, but I've only
been here for
a couple months.

677
00:41:42.167 --> 00:41:45.168
Ma'am, if you set one foot
in front of the other,

678
00:41:45.170 --> 00:41:49.272
there's less chance
you lose both feet
if we hit an ied.

679
00:41:52.710 --> 00:41:54.711
<i> Vides, make ready.</i>

680
00:42:00.351 --> 00:42:02.719
Man, we are
definitely losing
the war

681
00:42:02.721 --> 00:42:05.221
when it comes to
this particular well.

682
00:42:05.223 --> 00:42:07.323
I swear to god,
they blow up another well,

683
00:42:07.325 --> 00:42:08.591
I take another
pair of boots off.

684
00:42:08.593 --> 00:42:11.594
It's like fucking
musical chairs.

685
00:42:12.296 --> 00:42:14.497
Hey, do I have to
buy a dress
for your wedding?

686
00:42:14.499 --> 00:42:18.568
No. Whatever you
wear in Kabul is fine.

687
00:42:18.936 --> 00:42:21.037
Yeah?
Yes.

688
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:26.109
The only thing I ask
is that you make sure
my friend is there.

689
00:42:27.545 --> 00:42:30.079
Aw, your friend is me.

690
00:42:31.249 --> 00:42:33.216
I get it.

691
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:30.740
Mount up!
Jesus, stern!

692
00:43:30.742 --> 00:43:34.611
General, excuse me.
Hey. General, do you
have a minute?

693
00:43:34.613 --> 00:43:35.912
Not now, Baker.

694
00:43:35.914 --> 00:43:37.080
It's just...

695
00:43:37.082 --> 00:43:39.916
The Taliban haven't been
destroying the well here.

696
00:43:39.918 --> 00:43:43.019
The women of the village
are destroying it.

697
00:43:43.021 --> 00:43:45.121
Or so they tell me.

698
00:43:47.224 --> 00:43:49.826
We dug that well
several times
for the women

699
00:43:49.828 --> 00:43:51.794
so they don't have
to walk to the river.

700
00:43:51.796 --> 00:43:53.563
But they want to
walk to the river.

701
00:43:53.565 --> 00:43:56.199
It's their only
chance to be social

702
00:43:56.201 --> 00:43:58.201
and gossip and,
you know, hang out.

703
00:43:58.203 --> 00:44:01.170
I think that they
have a bunch of
old Soviet landmines,

704
00:44:01.172 --> 00:44:05.308
and they just prop one up
and throw rocks at it.

705
00:44:17.121 --> 00:44:19.689
Kim, did you ever feel like
you're Manning that tollgate

706
00:44:19.691 --> 00:44:23.493
and the engineer's yelling,
"i got pig iron,
i got pig iron"?

707
00:44:23.495 --> 00:44:26.429
No. I don't know
what that means.
But it's very folksy.

708
00:44:26.431 --> 00:44:28.931
Also, the women, obviously,
they don't want the men

709
00:44:28.933 --> 00:44:30.266
to know about this,
so they are hoping

710
00:44:30.268 --> 00:44:33.603
that you would just refuse
to repair the well this time.

711
00:44:33.605 --> 00:44:34.170
Well, they're in luck.

712
00:44:34.172 --> 00:44:37.540
That's exactly what
i told the mullah, so...

713
00:44:39.810 --> 00:44:41.778
Well done, Baker.

714
00:44:42.246 --> 00:44:44.047
Hooyah, general.

715
00:44:44.815 --> 00:44:47.283
Marines say "oorah."

716
00:44:47.285 --> 00:44:49.352
The Navy says "hooyah."

717
00:44:49.354 --> 00:44:52.055
Don't mix those two up.
Got it.

718
00:44:52.389 --> 00:44:54.857
Have a good...
Have a good ride.

719
00:45:18.315 --> 00:45:19.582
Kim.

720
00:45:22.319 --> 00:45:23.553
Kim.

721
00:45:27.758 --> 00:45:28.991
Sorry.

722
00:45:41.538 --> 00:45:44.240
You look beautiful!
You look beautiful!

723
00:45:44.242 --> 00:45:45.541
Oh, my god.

724
00:45:50.080 --> 00:45:52.482
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, no!

725
00:45:52.484 --> 00:45:54.016
Kim!

726
00:45:55.419 --> 00:45:56.319
What the dick?

727
00:45:56.321 --> 00:45:58.187
Why did fahim tell me
i could dress like this?

728
00:45:58.189 --> 00:46:00.857
Well, he didn't
want you to have to
go buy something.

729
00:46:00.859 --> 00:46:03.126
Oh, my god. I only washed
the front of my hair.

730
00:46:03.128 --> 00:46:04.861
Here.
You know what?

731
00:46:05.195 --> 00:46:07.063
I'm going to let you
have one of these.

732
00:46:07.065 --> 00:46:08.564
Thank you.

733
00:46:08.566 --> 00:46:09.832
Now I look great.

734
00:46:09.834 --> 00:46:11.200
Now you're ready.

735
00:46:11.202 --> 00:46:12.468
Now I'm ready to party.

736
00:46:12.470 --> 00:46:13.636
Oh, she likes it.

737
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:16.672
- Sure.
- Oh, wow. Well...

738
00:46:34.391 --> 00:46:38.895
It was worse than
a unibrow. It went all
the way into his hair.

739
00:46:38.897 --> 00:46:41.864
We all have some reason
for being here.

740
00:46:41.866 --> 00:46:43.599
What's your reason?

741
00:46:43.601 --> 00:46:44.267
What is yours?

742
00:46:44.269 --> 00:46:45.601
I don't have a good one.
I'm just here.

743
00:46:45.603 --> 00:46:47.770
Come on, she just told
her unibrow story.

744
00:46:47.772 --> 00:46:49.572
I just... I don't have one.

745
00:46:49.574 --> 00:46:50.940
Come on.

746
00:46:52.109 --> 00:46:56.879
I was at the gym after work
one night. Stationary bike.

747
00:46:56.881 --> 00:47:00.082
Okay? The same
bike every day.

748
00:47:00.084 --> 00:47:02.752
And I notice this

749
00:47:02.754 --> 00:47:03.653
indentation in the carpet,

750
00:47:03.655 --> 00:47:05.721
it's, like, a foot
in front of my bike.

751
00:47:05.723 --> 00:47:10.092
And I realize that it's from
where my bike used to be.

752
00:47:12.162 --> 00:47:16.666
I have done thousands
of miles on this bike

753
00:47:17.067 --> 00:47:19.168
and I have gone backwards.

754
00:47:19.170 --> 00:47:21.938
I have literally
gone backwards.

755
00:47:21.940 --> 00:47:22.805
I just

756
00:47:22.807 --> 00:47:26.108
wanted to blow everything up.
I just wanted out of my job,

757
00:47:26.110 --> 00:47:30.546
writing news scripts for
dumb pretty people to read.

758
00:47:30.548 --> 00:47:32.381
I wanted...

759
00:47:32.516 --> 00:47:34.183
...out of having
to decide whether

760
00:47:34.185 --> 00:47:38.521
I should just
marry my mildly
depressive boyfriend.

761
00:47:38.523 --> 00:47:40.223
And that's it.

762
00:47:40.691 --> 00:47:43.359
I just... I couldn't
look at that

763
00:47:43.361 --> 00:47:45.595
fucking carpet anymore.

764
00:47:48.699 --> 00:47:50.900
Oh...

765
00:47:52.169 --> 00:47:55.304
Well, that is
officially the most

766
00:47:55.306 --> 00:47:57.640
American white lady
story I've ever heard.

767
00:47:57.642 --> 00:48:00.409
- Shut up.
- It is.

768
00:48:00.411 --> 00:48:01.377
You know what?
Fuck that.

769
00:48:01.379 --> 00:48:06.282
You are a battle-tested
foreign correspondent.

770
00:48:06.284 --> 00:48:09.485
You're a solid Kabul 9.5.

771
00:48:09.487 --> 00:48:11.654
And you are fucking
single, all right?

772
00:48:11.656 --> 00:48:15.558
So that lady back at
the gym, she's dead.

773
00:48:15.959 --> 00:48:17.894
This is your life.

774
00:48:40.617 --> 00:48:43.019
<i> Despite Taliban threats,</i>
<i> election observers</i>

775
00:48:43.021 --> 00:48:45.187
<i> are reporting</i>
<i> high voter turnout,</i>

776
00:48:45.189 --> 00:48:46.255
<i> especially in cities.</i>

777
00:48:46.257 --> 00:48:48.257
<i> A British fighter-bomber</i>
<i> last week</i>

778
00:48:48.259 --> 00:48:50.026
<i> reduced this</i>
<i> compound to rubble.</i>

779
00:48:50.028 --> 00:48:54.163
<i> ...not to cooperate.</i>
<i> Oh, god. Christ, there's a...</i>

780
00:48:55.265 --> 00:48:57.133
Bahzo! <i> There's a</i> bahzo <i> here!</i>

781
00:48:57.135 --> 00:49:00.503
<i> The surprise visit</i>
<i> from secretary of</i>
<i> defense Donald rumsfeld.</i>

782
00:49:00.505 --> 00:49:03.673
<i> Today, Kabul's first</i>
<i> licensed female driver,</i>

783
00:49:03.675 --> 00:49:06.842
<i> gulbahar yousofy,</i>
<i> hits the road.</i>

784
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:12.281
<i> That sucks.</i>
<i> That sucks for women.</i>

785
00:49:14.685 --> 00:49:16.218
Thank you.

786
00:49:18.455 --> 00:49:19.822
Congratulations
on your promotion,

787
00:49:19.824 --> 00:49:21.390
Mr. Attorney General.
Thank you.

788
00:49:21.392 --> 00:49:23.059
As I said, we could have
done this over the phone.

789
00:49:23.061 --> 00:49:25.928
I'm just looking
for a statement on
sharia in kandahar.

790
00:49:25.930 --> 00:49:27.897
I understand that
you are no longer

791
00:49:27.899 --> 00:49:30.466
with your
special friend Chris.

792
00:49:31.601 --> 00:49:32.468
Who told you that?

793
00:49:32.470 --> 00:49:33.869
Very little happens
in Afghanistan

794
00:49:33.871 --> 00:49:37.707
that Ali massoud sadiq
does not know about.

795
00:49:37.709 --> 00:49:39.175
Very little.

796
00:49:39.177 --> 00:49:40.676
May I show you something?

797
00:49:40.678 --> 00:49:42.078
Of course.

798
00:49:47.884 --> 00:49:49.819
You have a bed in your office.

799
00:49:49.821 --> 00:49:51.153
Yes.

800
00:49:51.455 --> 00:49:53.823
There is a bed here now.

801
00:49:55.759 --> 00:50:00.763
So, no comment on
sharia in kandahar or...

802
00:50:05.102 --> 00:50:05.701
No comment.

803
00:50:05.703 --> 00:50:08.504
We are going to
isaf later, yes?
I don't know.

804
00:50:08.506 --> 00:50:11.207
Pressers and
"right of boom" crap.
Who cares?

805
00:50:11.209 --> 00:50:12.508
We need
to enterprise
something. Okay?

806
00:50:12.510 --> 00:50:15.478
We need to get
out of the bubble.

807
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:17.179
Oh, that hit the net.

808
00:50:17.181 --> 00:50:19.248
The what?
It hit the net.

809
00:50:19.250 --> 00:50:21.150
The invisible net?
Yes.

810
00:50:21.152 --> 00:50:22.218
My point.
Let's go. Bullshit.

811
00:50:22.220 --> 00:50:25.221
You know, Kim, the reason
that your village well
story got traction is

812
00:50:25.223 --> 00:50:28.357
because it wasn't a bang-bang,
it was about women's rights.

813
00:50:28.359 --> 00:50:30.326
It was a brilliant
piece, that.

814
00:50:30.328 --> 00:50:31.861
Oh, fucking hell.

815
00:50:32.730 --> 00:50:34.196
We should go to kandahar.

816
00:50:34.198 --> 00:50:34.697
No, too dangerous.

817
00:50:34.699 --> 00:50:37.833
No way. It's a wee bit
fluid down there these days,

818
00:50:37.835 --> 00:50:38.334
security-wise.

819
00:50:38.336 --> 00:50:40.436
Yeah, it might
be a bit much
for you, eh, nic?

820
00:50:40.438 --> 00:50:41.437
You're a bit
late to the whole

821
00:50:41.439 --> 00:50:42.838
"kandahar's gone
to shit" party.
You know?

822
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:44.940
What about the woman thing
where the sharia law is back?

823
00:50:44.942 --> 00:50:46.809
And there was
a firebombing there
the other day.

824
00:50:46.811 --> 00:50:47.910
Yeah, I think
it's worth the risk.

825
00:50:47.912 --> 00:50:49.311
Iain, that's easy for
you to say, mate,

826
00:50:49.313 --> 00:50:52.314
sitting there in your
cozzie taking photos
of the fucking garden.

827
00:50:52.316 --> 00:50:54.917
Look, Nicky,
i know you've been
specially trained

828
00:50:54.919 --> 00:50:58.054
to protect New Zealand from,
what, fucking dolphins?

829
00:50:58.056 --> 00:50:59.922
But I'm not exactly
a war zone virgin, you know?

830
00:50:59.924 --> 00:51:03.559
I was kidnapped by
the aig when they
were still called that.

831
00:51:03.561 --> 00:51:05.294
Why dolphins?

832
00:51:05.296 --> 00:51:06.829
What do dolphins got to
do with New Zealand?

833
00:51:06.831 --> 00:51:08.097
Nothing to do
with it. I'm just...

834
00:51:08.099 --> 00:51:09.131
White pointers and sharks,

835
00:51:09.133 --> 00:51:09.965
but the dolphins
never hurt anyone.

836
00:51:09.967 --> 00:51:12.668
I know they've not
hurt anyone, mate.
I'm just making the point...

837
00:51:12.670 --> 00:51:14.070
I'm not gonna
protect my country

838
00:51:14.072 --> 00:51:16.305
from an animal that
hasn't hurt anyone.

839
00:51:16.307 --> 00:51:17.673
Oh, Jesus Christ.

840
00:51:17.675 --> 00:51:19.909
Dolphins? What a joke.

841
00:51:19.911 --> 00:51:21.510
I'll come with you
in the car if there's room.

842
00:51:21.512 --> 00:51:24.313
Oh, great,
we're all going
to kandahar!

843
00:51:25.849 --> 00:51:29.452
I can make some calls.
We can take my car.

844
00:51:29.454 --> 00:51:31.620
Kim, if we are
going to kandahar,

845
00:51:31.622 --> 00:51:34.924
you will need to
buy some new clothes.

846
00:51:35.158 --> 00:51:36.692
I can't...

847
00:51:44.801 --> 00:51:48.871
Ah! It's so pretty,
i don't even want to vote.

848
00:52:16.099 --> 00:52:19.401
I'm flipping you the bird
in here right now.

849
00:52:19.403 --> 00:52:20.803
- Is this your car, fahim?
- Yes.

850
00:52:20.805 --> 00:52:22.438
This is a fucking
piece of shit.

851
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.807
I think it's very nice.

852
00:52:28.879 --> 00:52:30.779
No one is staring
at me. It's weird.

853
00:52:30.781 --> 00:52:34.383
You are in
the blue prison now.

854
00:53:07.317 --> 00:53:09.285
Fahim, what does
the graffiti say?

855
00:53:09.287 --> 00:53:11.787
"No education for woman."

856
00:53:15.825 --> 00:53:17.960
Brian.
Huh?

857
00:53:39.416 --> 00:53:41.517
Fahim, what's
going on up there?

858
00:53:43.987 --> 00:53:45.821
The Taliban used to do this.

859
00:53:45.956 --> 00:53:49.225
Execute the radios
and televisions.

860
00:53:52.862 --> 00:53:55.231
Oh, shit!

861
00:53:59.402 --> 00:54:00.669
Get out of the way!

862
00:54:00.671 --> 00:54:01.604
Move on! Move on!

863
00:54:01.606 --> 00:54:04.807
You guys can't go
out there, but I can.

864
00:54:09.946 --> 00:54:12.815
- Kim, come back.
- Kim, wait! Come back.

865
00:54:54.557 --> 00:54:57.559
Kim, now.
We must hurry.
We must hurry.

866
00:55:12.709 --> 00:55:14.643
Get in the car!

867
00:55:17.013 --> 00:55:19.014
Get out of here!

868
00:55:20.750 --> 00:55:25.487
That was a men's
park, Kim! Men only!

869
00:55:26.923 --> 00:55:28.324
Fuck!

870
00:55:30.160 --> 00:55:32.594
<i> Bebakhshid,</i> fahim.

871
00:55:39.169 --> 00:55:40.936
...coalition capacity,

872
00:55:40.938 --> 00:55:41.704
priorities and support.

873
00:55:41.706 --> 00:55:47.810
Let's look now at
the 12 first-tier drivers
in the current coin paradigm.

874
00:55:48.211 --> 00:55:48.544
Shit.

875
00:55:48.546 --> 00:55:50.446
Tactical and institutional...

876
00:55:50.448 --> 00:55:52.247
...is always in purple,

877
00:55:52.249 --> 00:55:54.116
and noting as such...

878
00:55:54.417 --> 00:55:55.784
<i> Kim Baker.</i>

879
00:55:55.786 --> 00:55:57.119
Sir, do you have a minute?

880
00:55:57.121 --> 00:55:58.954
If I'm
understanding
this briefing,

881
00:55:58.956 --> 00:56:00.422
I have all
the fucking time
in the world.

882
00:56:00.424 --> 00:56:03.325
Okay.
Well, I'm covering
the girls' school

883
00:56:03.327 --> 00:56:04.126
in kandahar
that was firebombed

884
00:56:04.128 --> 00:56:07.830
and I'm wondering
if you could give me
something, on background,

885
00:56:07.832 --> 00:56:11.200
just about the security
situation here

886
00:56:11.202 --> 00:56:13.369
and the state of
the war in general.

887
00:56:13.371 --> 00:56:14.870
Yeah, I can give
you something:

888
00:56:14.872 --> 00:56:16.171
This war is like
fucking a gorilla.

889
00:56:16.173 --> 00:56:19.308
You keep going till
the gorilla wants to stop.

890
00:56:19.676 --> 00:56:21.744
I think I can
paraphrase that.

891
00:56:21.746 --> 00:56:23.746
<i> Knock yourself out.</i>

892
00:56:36.793 --> 00:56:43.065
You know, Afghanistan
produces 90% of the
world's narcotic opiates.

893
00:56:43.067 --> 00:56:45.067
- So they say.
- Mmm.

894
00:56:45.502 --> 00:56:48.570
When I worked
in the hospital,

895
00:56:48.572 --> 00:56:51.507
these men, heroin addicts,

896
00:56:51.509 --> 00:56:54.109
would come in
with a child.

897
00:56:54.111 --> 00:56:57.813
They'd say,
"oh, my son,
he broke his arm."

898
00:56:57.914 --> 00:57:00.749
And while we were
tending to the child,

899
00:57:00.751 --> 00:57:03.051
the men would
steal our morphine.

900
00:57:03.053 --> 00:57:07.856
And we would wonder
how the arm got
broken to begin with.

901
00:57:07.858 --> 00:57:10.793
What are we
talking about, fahim?

902
00:57:11.961 --> 00:57:12.327
Hmm.

903
00:57:12.329 --> 00:57:16.498
The human body
produces its own heroin.

904
00:57:16.500 --> 00:57:19.067
In fact, when
the fight-or-flight instinct

905
00:57:19.069 --> 00:57:21.036
is activated in
the hypothalamus,

906
00:57:21.038 --> 00:57:27.142
your body releases endorphins,
dopamine and norepinephrine.

907
00:57:27.144 --> 00:57:31.647
That is heroin, cocaine
and amphetamine, all at once.

908
00:57:31.649 --> 00:57:35.918
Okay, great. Are we
having the Afghan version
of this conversation,

909
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:36.919
where in New York
we would have

910
00:57:36.921 --> 00:57:40.322
gotten to the point,
like, five minutes ago?

911
00:57:42.692 --> 00:57:45.060
There is a reason to
believe that a person

912
00:57:45.062 --> 00:57:48.330
can get addicted to
this type of high.

913
00:57:48.798 --> 00:57:51.400
Soldiers, athletes...

914
00:57:51.402 --> 00:57:53.635
War reporters. Got it.

915
00:57:53.637 --> 00:57:57.573
An addict always
needs a greater
and greater dosage.

916
00:57:57.575 --> 00:58:01.910
And then people
make mistakes,
people get hurt.

917
00:58:01.912 --> 00:58:04.780
I get it. You're
a newlywed. I can

918
00:58:04.782 --> 00:58:08.250
probably get them
to go up to $125 a day.

919
00:58:15.658 --> 00:58:17.693
Let us have the

920
00:58:17.927 --> 00:58:22.364
American version of
this conversation.

921
00:58:22.465 --> 00:58:23.866
Okay.

922
00:58:24.767 --> 00:58:27.636
I do not want to
work with you anymore.

923
00:58:27.638 --> 00:58:30.372
No, okay, wait.
Fahim, I know I fucked up.

924
00:58:30.374 --> 00:58:33.141
I do not think you do.

925
00:58:33.143 --> 00:58:34.343
Hear me out.

926
00:58:34.345 --> 00:58:35.244
Kim, no.

927
00:58:35.246 --> 00:58:40.215
I am now married.
I want to have children.

928
00:58:40.217 --> 00:58:41.884
It will not happen again.
It's not gonna...

929
00:58:41.886 --> 00:58:48.223
"I ride after a deer
and find myself
chased by a hog.

930
00:58:48.391 --> 00:58:50.659
"I plot to get what I want

931
00:58:51.094 --> 00:58:52.594
"and I end up in prison.

932
00:58:52.596 --> 00:58:56.932
"I dig pits to trap
others and I fall in.

933
00:58:56.934 --> 00:59:00.569
"I should be
suspicious of
what I want."

934
00:59:01.437 --> 00:59:04.106
I don't know
what that means.

935
00:59:08.177 --> 00:59:09.745
You do.

936
00:59:16.619 --> 00:59:17.920
Fahim?

937
01:00:00.496 --> 01:00:02.798
I can't breathe in here.

938
01:00:03.266 --> 01:00:05.100
Time to take a walk.

939
01:00:05.102 --> 01:00:07.302
I have to go outside.

940
01:00:07.537 --> 01:00:09.972
I have to go home.

941
01:00:34.897 --> 01:00:35.864
Shit.

942
01:00:35.866 --> 01:00:37.733
It's the wrong house.

943
01:00:42.672 --> 01:00:44.339
Oh, shit.

944
01:01:07.497 --> 01:01:09.164
Kim?

945
01:01:09.166 --> 01:01:11.500
What the hell are you doing?

946
01:01:15.238 --> 01:01:16.071
Here.

947
01:01:16.073 --> 01:01:20.842
Kim, sip that.
Okay? You all right?

948
01:01:21.177 --> 01:01:24.613
Keep sipping that.
You're all right. It's okay.

949
01:01:24.615 --> 01:01:26.348
It's okay. Hey.

950
01:01:26.582 --> 01:01:27.783
Hey, it's all right.

951
01:01:27.785 --> 01:01:30.886
Oi. Now, that there
was a bit of fun.

952
01:01:30.888 --> 01:01:32.220
Are you mental?
Okay, mate...

953
01:01:32.222 --> 01:01:34.056
I'm not your mate.
I'm gonna ask you again,

954
01:01:34.058 --> 01:01:35.023
are you fucking mental?

955
01:01:35.025 --> 01:01:36.825
Come on, iain,
it's not his fault.

956
01:01:36.827 --> 01:01:38.126
What's your job again? Hmm?

957
01:01:38.128 --> 01:01:39.961
Because if I hadn't
come back to see you lot

958
01:01:39.963 --> 01:01:41.163
because I stole
a bottle of sake

959
01:01:41.165 --> 01:01:42.531
from a Japanese
travel writer...

960
01:01:42.533 --> 01:01:43.398
Wait, you have sake?

961
01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:45.133
...you could've
killed her, "mate!"

962
01:01:45.135 --> 01:01:47.335
Oh, fuck off.

963
01:01:47.704 --> 01:01:50.505
Jesus! What the
fuck?

964
01:01:50.507 --> 01:01:52.541
Dude, what the fuck?

965
01:01:52.543 --> 01:01:54.910
Did you fucking
sucker punch me?

966
01:01:54.912 --> 01:01:56.378
You broke my nose.

967
01:01:56.380 --> 01:01:58.780
You fucking American?
Are you a yank?

968
01:01:58.782 --> 01:02:01.383
I'm Canadian, you asshole.
Ugh.

969
01:02:01.385 --> 01:02:02.718
I almost fucked a Canadian?

970
01:02:02.720 --> 01:02:05.821
I'd stay down if i
were you, ya wee cunt.

971
01:02:05.823 --> 01:02:08.690
And that's not
a term of affection.

972
01:02:09.425 --> 01:02:11.126
Fuck that.

973
01:02:21.504 --> 01:02:24.072
Oh, god! Mmm.

974
01:02:25.508 --> 01:02:27.175
Ow!

975
01:02:27.177 --> 01:02:27.709
Wait.
Oh, fuck.

976
01:02:27.711 --> 01:02:32.380
Iain, don't carry me around.
I'm not a fucking baby.

977
01:02:32.382 --> 01:02:34.883
Ah!
Goddamn it.

978
01:02:34.885 --> 01:02:37.085
What the fuck are you doing?

979
01:02:41.157 --> 01:02:43.358
Take it off.
I'm fucking
trying to take it off!

980
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:45.794
Oh, god, I'm gonna put it
in you so fucking hard,

981
01:02:45.796 --> 01:02:47.429
you're gonna
fucking get it.
Shh. Don't talk.

982
01:02:47.431 --> 01:02:48.897
I want everything
in your mouth.

983
01:02:48.899 --> 01:02:49.564
Iain, just shut it.

984
01:02:49.566 --> 01:02:52.234
I'll take you
lying down, come on.

985
01:02:52.236 --> 01:02:55.103
Do you have one of those
weird little penises?

986
01:02:55.105 --> 01:02:57.405
No! This is how
i want to go.

987
01:02:57.407 --> 01:03:00.075
No, I don't want
to see myself.

988
01:03:00.077 --> 01:03:01.510
Roll off!

989
01:03:01.512 --> 01:03:03.979
Okay, fuck it.

990
01:03:05.582 --> 01:03:08.350
Oh, god, I fucking...

991
01:03:08.352 --> 01:03:08.884
What are you doing?

992
01:03:08.886 --> 01:03:12.020
I'm just putting my fucking
finger in your mouth.

993
01:03:12.022 --> 01:03:12.487
Shh. No!

994
01:03:12.489 --> 01:03:15.757
Come on, just put
everything in your mouth.

995
01:03:16.492 --> 01:03:18.160
Do you want me to go?

996
01:03:18.162 --> 01:03:19.661
No.

997
01:03:33.576 --> 01:03:35.677
There's aught
like a good shag.

998
01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:38.413
Okay, let's try to
be adults here.

999
01:03:38.415 --> 01:03:39.514
I think we were.

1000
01:03:39.516 --> 01:03:43.285
Obviously this was just
a kabubble thing, right?

1001
01:03:43.287 --> 01:03:44.319
Just a

1002
01:03:44.321 --> 01:03:48.056
fun mistake where one
of us had an orgasm.

1003
01:03:48.058 --> 01:03:52.027
I mean, we're both
in a really bad place.
And then you

1004
01:03:52.029 --> 01:03:54.162
punched nic.

1005
01:03:54.164 --> 01:03:56.698
I don't know.
It's endorphins, right?

1006
01:03:57.500 --> 01:03:59.034
Nope, that's not
what this is.

1007
01:03:59.036 --> 01:04:01.136
No, you don't
need to be gallant.

1008
01:04:01.138 --> 01:04:03.305
I'm serious.

1009
01:04:03.806 --> 01:04:07.475
I fancy you, Kim Baker.

1010
01:04:07.977 --> 01:04:08.777
I do.

1011
01:04:08.779 --> 01:04:12.781
Of all the dozens of women
in this country, I chose you.

1012
01:04:12.783 --> 01:04:15.016
No, you didn't,
because this is not me.

1013
01:04:15.018 --> 01:04:15.884
I would never do this.

1014
01:04:15.886 --> 01:04:18.453
Precisely. Because
you're not you anymore.

1015
01:04:18.455 --> 01:04:20.755
You're in the kabubble.
You said so yourself.

1016
01:04:20.757 --> 01:04:23.725
Don't fucking hide.

1017
01:04:24.093 --> 01:04:26.761
Kim, you know the frog
in the pot of water?

1018
01:04:26.763 --> 01:04:30.365
You raise
the temperature
bit by bit,

1019
01:04:30.367 --> 01:04:32.500
the frog doesn't notice?

1020
01:04:33.069 --> 01:04:34.002
That's what this place

1021
01:04:34.004 --> 01:04:36.004
and that's what this job
does to all of us.

1022
01:04:36.006 --> 01:04:40.575
It changes your perception
of what's normal until...

1023
01:04:41.978 --> 01:04:44.179
...until here we are.

1024
01:04:44.814 --> 01:04:46.348
You know the frog
boils to death

1025
01:04:46.350 --> 01:04:48.383
at the end of that, right?
Nope.

1026
01:04:48.385 --> 01:04:50.018
Yeah.
Nope.

1027
01:04:56.626 --> 01:04:59.127
Is that my toothbrush?

1028
01:04:59.295 --> 01:05:00.595
Ugh!

1029
01:05:00.597 --> 01:05:03.865
<i> What's going on</i>
<i> with my kandahar piece, ed?</i>

1030
01:05:03.867 --> 01:05:05.400
<i> Jerry killed it.</i>

1031
01:05:05.402 --> 01:05:06.134
Wait, who killed it?

1032
01:05:06.136 --> 01:05:08.670
<i> Jerry Taub,</i>
<i> head of the network, Kim.</i>

1033
01:05:08.672 --> 01:05:10.372
What happened to Angela?
<i> She left.</i>

1034
01:05:10.374 --> 01:05:13.608
<i> She's running a website</i>
<i> for women or something.</i>

1035
01:05:13.610 --> 01:05:17.479
<i> Look, I can't sell</i>
<i> Afghanistan in</i>
<i> Monday meetings.</i>

1036
01:05:17.481 --> 01:05:21.116
<i> Your war's got chronic</i>
<i> same-shit-different-day-itis.</i>

1037
01:05:21.118 --> 01:05:23.585
Great. What am i
even doing here, ed?

1038
01:05:23.587 --> 01:05:26.655
<i> I wouldn't ask</i>
<i> that too loudly, Kim.</i>

1039
01:05:26.657 --> 01:05:31.393
<i> Though I'd be thrilled to have</i>
<i> you back at your old desk.</i>

1040
01:05:36.732 --> 01:05:38.733
That's all I got.

1041
01:05:41.203 --> 01:05:45.173
Hey, I heard that nic quit
and you fucked iain!

1042
01:05:45.175 --> 01:05:45.840
Whoa, hold on.

1043
01:05:45.842 --> 01:05:48.310
Listen, the iain thing
is not a thing, okay?

1044
01:05:48.312 --> 01:05:50.345
We have the same
size hands. I can't.

1045
01:05:50.347 --> 01:05:53.548
It's just work has been
a little frustrating.

1046
01:05:53.550 --> 01:05:54.182
Yeah. I get it.

1047
01:05:54.184 --> 01:05:56.551
Because Afghanistan
doesn't rate anymore.

1048
01:05:56.553 --> 01:05:57.552
That is bullshit.

1049
01:05:57.554 --> 01:05:59.788
You've got to find
your own luck here, babe,

1050
01:05:59.790 --> 01:06:01.423
you know that.

1051
01:06:04.126 --> 01:06:05.627
What?

1052
01:06:06.395 --> 01:06:07.495
What? What is that?

1053
01:06:07.497 --> 01:06:10.365
Hey! You're hooking up
Tanya in the tribals?

1054
01:06:10.367 --> 01:06:11.633
What the fuck, jaweed?

1055
01:06:11.635 --> 01:06:12.934
Her network
will pay me triple.

1056
01:06:12.936 --> 01:06:15.337
I taught you how to clear
your Internet history, okay?

1057
01:06:15.339 --> 01:06:17.272
What has vanderpoel
ever done for you?

1058
01:06:17.274 --> 01:06:18.273
Give me a break, man.

1059
01:06:18.275 --> 01:06:20.942
Whatever. You owe me.
What else do you have?

1060
01:06:20.944 --> 01:06:21.843
You're ghilzai, right?

1061
01:06:21.845 --> 01:06:23.411
Do you have any
other connections

1062
01:06:23.413 --> 01:06:24.879
to members of
the ghilzai family?

1063
01:06:24.881 --> 01:06:26.448
You mean hekmatyar?
Maybe.

1064
01:06:26.450 --> 01:06:29.117
Are you fucking
crazy, Kim? Please.

1065
01:06:30.721 --> 01:06:32.020
Hey! Nabil! Hey.

1066
01:06:32.022 --> 01:06:33.955
Are you still in touch
with that isi guy

1067
01:06:33.957 --> 01:06:36.558
who says he knows
who killed Abdul haq?

1068
01:06:36.560 --> 01:06:39.894
That guy?
He's dead two years.

1069
01:06:53.642 --> 01:06:54.909
Hey.

1070
01:07:02.952 --> 01:07:05.020
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1071
01:07:05.022 --> 01:07:06.788
Mrs. mackelpie.

1072
01:07:11.027 --> 01:07:11.693
Twice?

1073
01:07:11.695 --> 01:07:13.128
Two and
a half, actually.

1074
01:07:13.130 --> 01:07:14.162
Ugh!

1075
01:07:14.164 --> 01:07:16.831
I don't remember
what happened last night.

1076
01:07:16.833 --> 01:07:18.933
Kabul happened,
my wee froggy in the pot.

1077
01:07:18.935 --> 01:07:21.803
Did I not wear
a headscarf?
Where's my phone?

1078
01:07:21.805 --> 01:07:23.738
I believe I threw your
mobile in my cupboard.

1079
01:07:23.740 --> 01:07:24.239
Why?

1080
01:07:24.241 --> 01:07:26.241
Because mid-coitus
you tried to call Tanya

1081
01:07:26.243 --> 01:07:29.077
about some bloody
wild goose chase
in the tribals.

1082
01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:30.111
I told you about that?

1083
01:07:30.113 --> 01:07:31.046
Mmm. Well, it was hard
to understand you

1084
01:07:31.048 --> 01:07:34.749
once you asked me
to stuff your knickers
in your mouth.

1085
01:07:35.484 --> 01:07:37.619
I'm joking, Kim.
That didn't happen.

1086
01:07:37.621 --> 01:07:39.487
Fuck. I am...

1087
01:07:39.489 --> 01:07:41.856
I am fucking losing it.

1088
01:07:42.058 --> 01:07:43.191
I need a win.

1089
01:07:43.193 --> 01:07:44.125
Christ, if you're
that hard up,

1090
01:07:44.127 --> 01:07:46.494
I'll share my badakhshan
thing with you.

1091
01:07:46.496 --> 01:07:47.295
What badakhshan thing?

1092
01:07:47.297 --> 01:07:50.165
You know China
won the contract to
mine for gold up there.

1093
01:07:50.167 --> 01:07:52.734
They built roads, airport,
housing, all that.

1094
01:07:52.736 --> 01:07:54.936
Well, guess whose
responsibility it is

1095
01:07:54.938 --> 01:07:57.305
to protect
the investment
of red China

1096
01:07:57.307 --> 01:07:59.007
in this restive nation?

1097
01:07:59.009 --> 01:08:03.378
American troops, Chinese gold.
Oh, iain, that's really good.

1098
01:08:03.380 --> 01:08:04.212
People are gonna get mad.

1099
01:08:04.214 --> 01:08:05.814
Just waiting for
my guy to give me
the green light.

1100
01:08:05.816 --> 01:08:09.084
You pay for the trip,
I'll share the story
with you. Easy peasy.

1101
01:08:09.086 --> 01:08:12.387
Really? Thank you. That's...

1102
01:08:13.022 --> 01:08:13.888
I owe you one.

1103
01:08:13.890 --> 01:08:16.591
Well, how about
a half of one?

1104
01:08:16.593 --> 01:08:18.026
And then we can
make it an even three.

1105
01:08:18.028 --> 01:08:20.695
Yeah. Or I could
buy you breakfast.

1106
01:08:20.697 --> 01:08:23.331
Or a half of one
and we can make
it an even three.

1107
01:08:23.333 --> 01:08:26.768
I think breakfast is of
equal monetary value.

1108
01:08:26.770 --> 01:08:28.770
My middle name is eoghan.

1109
01:08:28.772 --> 01:08:31.106
Which is erse... shut up.

1110
01:08:31.108 --> 01:08:32.807
It's erse for Owen.

1111
01:08:32.809 --> 01:08:33.975
"Oo-hee"?
Mmm-hmm.

1112
01:08:33.977 --> 01:08:36.244
Iain "oo-hee."
Don't bother.

1113
01:08:36.246 --> 01:08:37.145
Where is bin laden?

1114
01:08:37.147 --> 01:08:38.913
People think he's
in Pakistan, right?

1115
01:08:38.915 --> 01:08:39.414
Yeah.

1116
01:08:39.416 --> 01:08:41.683
You've got egg in
your beard. Hang on.

1117
01:08:41.685 --> 01:08:42.417
Thank you.

1118
01:08:42.419 --> 01:08:45.487
Your national animal
is the unicorn.

1119
01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:46.054
I think it's romantic.

1120
01:08:46.056 --> 01:08:48.490
That is the national animal
of the kingdom I ruled

1121
01:08:48.492 --> 01:08:49.591
when I was eight.

1122
01:08:49.593 --> 01:08:51.593
Who's your
favorite three stooge?

1123
01:08:51.595 --> 01:08:55.897
Um, Larry. Because
he's put upon in a way
that I identify with.

1124
01:08:55.899 --> 01:08:59.200
He's the
art Garfunkel, right?

1125
01:08:59.202 --> 01:08:59.634
Yeah.

1126
01:08:59.636 --> 01:09:03.538
So, I thought I might
like to hang out
with you for a bit.

1127
01:09:03.540 --> 01:09:05.640
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

1128
01:09:05.741 --> 01:09:07.876
Do you really want to
know what I want to do?

1129
01:09:07.878 --> 01:09:08.743
Yeah. Okay.

1130
01:09:08.745 --> 01:09:10.612
I'd like to kiss you.

1131
01:09:13.716 --> 01:09:15.216
Who knew?

1132
01:09:18.988 --> 01:09:20.221
Here's my little man.

1133
01:09:20.223 --> 01:09:22.457
No, iain, don't. It's a scam.

1134
01:09:22.459 --> 01:09:24.692
Do you think so? Really?

1135
01:09:24.694 --> 01:09:27.061
I know it's a scam,
Kim. So what?

1136
01:09:27.063 --> 01:09:30.131
He's still
begging in the street.
Hey, abrahaim.

1137
01:09:30.533 --> 01:09:32.400
There's my boy.

1138
01:09:42.578 --> 01:09:44.946
I knew I'd win you over.

1139
01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:51.686
Jesus!

1140
01:09:57.760 --> 01:10:01.763
What the fuck, jaweed?
Are they coming or not?

1141
01:10:02.064 --> 01:10:03.498
Here they are.

1142
01:10:08.370 --> 01:10:09.971
<i> There they are.</i>

1143
01:10:09.973 --> 01:10:14.309
4-6800, line six north.

1144
01:10:18.581 --> 01:10:20.081
Standing by approval.

1145
01:10:20.083 --> 01:10:21.783
We are clear
to engage target.

1146
01:10:21.785 --> 01:10:24.452
Roger. Clear to
engage target.

1147
01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:33.761
It is him. That's my guy.

1148
01:10:33.763 --> 01:10:36.197
If we go anywhere,
jaweed, we take our vehicle.

1149
01:10:36.199 --> 01:10:37.232
No carpooling.

1150
01:10:37.234 --> 01:10:38.933
All right. Okay.

1151
01:10:46.843 --> 01:10:49.043
Shit! Shit!

1152
01:10:49.478 --> 01:10:50.812
Stay calm.

1153
01:10:58.320 --> 01:10:59.120
Splash.

1154
01:10:59.122 --> 01:11:00.388
Cease laser. Safe laser.

1155
01:11:00.390 --> 01:11:02.557
Laser off. Laser safe.

1156
01:11:26.049 --> 01:11:29.117
I'm looking for
someone. Excuse me.

1157
01:11:35.924 --> 01:11:38.026
Oh, my god. Tanya.
Hi.

1158
01:11:38.028 --> 01:11:39.827
Jesus.
Oy.

1159
01:11:41.130 --> 01:11:43.031
Jaweed's dead.

1160
01:11:43.033 --> 01:11:44.265
Andy's in surgery.

1161
01:11:44.267 --> 01:11:46.134
I know. Iain
talked to Colin.

1162
01:11:46.136 --> 01:11:47.302
Jesus!

1163
01:11:47.304 --> 01:11:49.203
I know. It's fucked.

1164
01:11:50.973 --> 01:11:53.541
You know, Colin was rolling.

1165
01:11:54.076 --> 01:11:56.644
What, like, rolling-rolling?
You have tape?

1166
01:11:56.646 --> 01:11:58.146
He got the whole
fucking thing.

1167
01:11:58.148 --> 01:12:02.483
I'm going to go live
with it as soon as
they let me out of here.

1168
01:12:03.486 --> 01:12:06.187
Can you fucking believe it?

1169
01:12:06.189 --> 01:12:08.022
Hey.

1170
01:12:08.024 --> 01:12:09.490
Hi.

1171
01:12:09.758 --> 01:12:10.958
Aye.

1172
01:12:11.193 --> 01:12:12.894
- How are you?
- You doing all right?

1173
01:12:14.731 --> 01:12:16.064
Holy shit!

1174
01:12:16.066 --> 01:12:17.732
<i> And as we watch it</i>
<i> again there, Susanna,</i>

1175
01:12:17.734 --> 01:12:22.203
<i> you can actually see</i>
<i> the hellfire missile</i>
<i> right before it detonates.</i>

1176
01:12:26.608 --> 01:12:28.409
What is going on
with badakhshan?

1177
01:12:28.411 --> 01:12:30.578
Ah, snow's killing us.

1178
01:12:30.580 --> 01:12:31.546
So unless your network wants

1179
01:12:31.548 --> 01:12:33.281
to stump up the money
for the helicopter,

1180
01:12:33.283 --> 01:12:35.750
we'll have to wait till
they clear the passes.

1181
01:12:35.752 --> 01:12:38.052
Kim, we have a bit
of a situation outside.

1182
01:12:38.054 --> 01:12:39.253
Oh.

1183
01:12:39.488 --> 01:12:40.154
What?

1184
01:12:40.156 --> 01:12:42.357
I just need you
to see something.

1185
01:12:42.359 --> 01:12:43.624
Sorry to interrupt.

1186
01:12:43.626 --> 01:12:45.159
Did he say
what he wanted?

1187
01:12:45.161 --> 01:12:46.794
I don't know.

1188
01:12:50.999 --> 01:12:52.166
Fuck.

1189
01:12:56.205 --> 01:12:58.706
Qadar. Qadar,
it's okay. You can go in.

1190
01:12:58.708 --> 01:13:00.174
He just wants to talk to me.

1191
01:13:00.176 --> 01:13:01.642
Okay. Okay.
It's okay.

1192
01:13:01.644 --> 01:13:04.545
Oh, please, do not cover
your hair on my account.

1193
01:13:04.547 --> 01:13:05.780
It's such beautiful hair.

1194
01:13:05.782 --> 01:13:08.116
It's like the hide
of a fine horse.

1195
01:13:08.118 --> 01:13:11.285
Sadiq, what are
you doing here?

1196
01:13:11.453 --> 01:13:15.623
I was just going home
from closing a woman brothel

1197
01:13:15.625 --> 01:13:17.058
when I told my driver,

1198
01:13:17.060 --> 01:13:21.829
"mahboobullah, this is
where my best friend
Kimberly lives!"

1199
01:13:21.831 --> 01:13:26.134
But she has been
a bad friend lately.

1200
01:13:26.869 --> 01:13:29.003
She does not call.

1201
01:13:29.005 --> 01:13:32.373
She does not
invite me to her party.

1202
01:13:32.375 --> 01:13:33.207
I'm sorry,

1203
01:13:33.209 --> 01:13:35.510
but I didn't think
the Attorney General

1204
01:13:35.512 --> 01:13:37.779
of the islamic
Republic of Afghanistan

1205
01:13:37.781 --> 01:13:39.580
went to parties
at guesthouses.

1206
01:13:39.582 --> 01:13:41.215
And why not?

1207
01:13:41.217 --> 01:13:43.518
I am still a man, no?

1208
01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:45.353
I love music.

1209
01:13:45.355 --> 01:13:48.322
I love to dance!

1210
01:13:58.567 --> 01:13:59.767
But

1211
01:13:59.902 --> 01:14:03.337
even though
you have been
a bad friend,

1212
01:14:03.872 --> 01:14:05.940
I want you to be happy.

1213
01:14:07.009 --> 01:14:09.744
Do you have
a special friend?

1214
01:14:10.546 --> 01:14:12.180
Because

1215
01:14:13.148 --> 01:14:16.851
I would love to be
your special friend.

1216
01:14:17.853 --> 01:14:19.954
Would you like that, Kim?

1217
01:14:22.491 --> 01:14:24.325
You're a bad friend.

1218
01:14:24.693 --> 01:14:26.294
You are a bad friend.

1219
01:14:26.296 --> 01:14:30.765
In America, I would get
a book deal out of this shit!

1220
01:14:30.767 --> 01:14:32.733
You can't just do this, okay?

1221
01:14:32.735 --> 01:14:34.602
I haven't been on
the air in months!

1222
01:14:34.604 --> 01:14:39.574
My best friend
here almost died,
and I am jealous of her!

1223
01:14:39.576 --> 01:14:41.476
And I am just...

1224
01:14:41.710 --> 01:14:44.879
Fuck this! All of it!

1225
01:15:08.638 --> 01:15:10.438
That was a bomb.

1226
01:15:11.874 --> 01:15:12.940
Hello! So, wait!

1227
01:15:12.942 --> 01:15:15.543
Who is fronting the show?

1228
01:15:15.545 --> 01:15:16.744
Tucker? No, I don't
know who that is.

1229
01:15:16.746 --> 01:15:20.348
Okay, well, I could go
live for the overnights,
but this is...

1230
01:15:20.350 --> 01:15:24.852
"Satellite time?"
No, I have a
dedicated feed.

1231
01:15:25.787 --> 01:15:26.921
Since when?

1232
01:15:26.923 --> 01:15:28.389
<i> This is Tucker wang.</i>

1233
01:15:28.391 --> 01:15:29.056
This is Kim Baker.

1234
01:15:29.058 --> 01:15:31.726
Why am I being told that
i don't have a sat hookup?

1235
01:15:31.728 --> 01:15:33.761
<i> Because you're on</i>
<i> the hourly plan now.</i>

1236
01:15:33.763 --> 01:15:35.863
<i> And either way,</i>
<i> the show is full tonight.</i>

1237
01:15:35.865 --> 01:15:36.764
No. Who is your boss?

1238
01:15:36.766 --> 01:15:38.933
I want to talk to
this Jerry whatever, Taub.

1239
01:15:38.935 --> 01:15:41.602
<i> Okay, look, Jerry has</i>
<i> mentioned Afghanistan</i>
<i> to me once,</i>

1240
01:15:41.604 --> 01:15:43.604
<i> and mentioned it to know why</i>
<i> the only good story to come</i>

1241
01:15:43.606 --> 01:15:45.573
<i> out of there in a year</i>
<i> was on another network.</i>

1242
01:15:45.575 --> 01:15:48.209
What, Tanya's thing?
No, I've got shit like that.

1243
01:15:48.211 --> 01:15:50.211
I'm waiting for
the snow to melt!

1244
01:15:50.213 --> 01:15:51.012
I want to talk to Jerry.

1245
01:15:51.014 --> 01:15:53.180
<i> If I could just get</i>
<i> you to get me a story</i>

1246
01:15:53.182 --> 01:15:54.782
<i> that somebody</i>
<i> would care about,</i>

1247
01:15:54.784 --> 01:15:56.551
<i> it would be fine.</i>
<i> But meanwhile...</i>

1248
01:15:56.553 --> 01:15:57.351
Okay, what if i
come to New York

1249
01:15:57.353 --> 01:15:59.487
and I burst into
Jerry's office?
How about that?

1250
01:15:59.489 --> 01:16:01.689
<i> Well, that might look</i>
<i> like I hadn't done my job.</i>

1251
01:16:01.691 --> 01:16:04.058
Perfect. See you Wednesday.

1252
01:16:04.060 --> 01:16:05.259
Cunt.

1253
01:16:08.664 --> 01:16:11.098
Kim.

1254
01:16:11.700 --> 01:16:14.135
Kim, look at these dogs.

1255
01:16:14.970 --> 01:16:16.337
How does this end?

1256
01:16:16.339 --> 01:16:19.106
A bucket of cold water,
i suppose.

1257
01:16:22.578 --> 01:16:23.377
No.

1258
01:16:23.379 --> 01:16:25.413
Um...

1259
01:16:26.949 --> 01:16:28.816
How does this

1260
01:16:29.685 --> 01:16:31.319
end?

1261
01:16:32.888 --> 01:16:36.591
Uh, I don't
really know, Kim.

1262
01:16:36.593 --> 01:16:40.928
We grow old together?
Get a cottage in the country?

1263
01:16:40.930 --> 01:16:42.563
Raise chickens?

1264
01:16:42.565 --> 01:16:43.931
Eat scrambled eggs
off each other?

1265
01:16:43.933 --> 01:16:47.168
Look, we're good, aren't we?
We'll always have Kabul.

1266
01:16:47.170 --> 01:16:49.270
No, we won't.
We won't "always have" it

1267
01:16:49.272 --> 01:16:50.771
because I have to go home.

1268
01:16:50.773 --> 01:16:51.839
No, this is home.

1269
01:16:51.841 --> 01:16:55.943
I have to go to
New York City
and justify my life

1270
01:16:55.945 --> 01:16:57.745
to somebody named Jerry

1271
01:16:57.747 --> 01:17:00.848
before he takes
it all away, and I

1272
01:17:01.583 --> 01:17:06.921
cannot go back to sitting
at a goddamn desk. I can't.

1273
01:17:06.923 --> 01:17:08.422
Aye. Listen...

1274
01:17:08.424 --> 01:17:11.158
No one can take
it away from you.

1275
01:17:11.160 --> 01:17:11.993
Not all of it.

1276
01:17:11.995 --> 01:17:14.462
Whatever happens,
you'll have me.

1277
01:17:14.464 --> 01:17:18.399
That's a very nice
thing to say, but...

1278
01:17:18.401 --> 01:17:19.867
But what?

1279
01:17:30.245 --> 01:17:35.049
<i> Following</i>
<i> a fatal traffic accident</i>
<i> involving a coalition truck,</i>

1280
01:17:35.051 --> 01:17:36.017
<i> long simmering frustration</i>

1281
01:17:36.019 --> 01:17:40.221
<i> today boiled over</i>
<i> into violence and despair.</i>

1282
01:17:40.223 --> 01:17:41.255
<i> They kill us!</i>

1283
01:17:41.257 --> 01:17:43.057
<i> They kill us and</i>
<i> they break our hearts!</i>

1284
01:17:43.059 --> 01:17:46.093
<i> And I also give this message</i>
<i> to president Hamid karzai:</i>

1285
01:17:46.095 --> 01:17:49.430
<i> What the hell is</i>
<i> happening here?</i>

1286
01:18:08.817 --> 01:18:11.519
Okay, I don't care
who the hell's in there.
I'm Kim Baker.

1287
01:18:11.521 --> 01:18:14.088
Go on in, Kim.
Jerry's expecting you.

1288
01:18:14.090 --> 01:18:16.957
Well, that's
fucking unsatisfying.

1289
01:18:16.959 --> 01:18:18.492
Can I take your bag?

1290
01:18:18.494 --> 01:18:20.161
Yes. Please.

1291
01:18:20.562 --> 01:18:22.163
Would you care
for some water?

1292
01:18:22.165 --> 01:18:23.464
Yes.

1293
01:18:34.142 --> 01:18:34.742
I should've googled you.

1294
01:18:34.744 --> 01:18:39.346
I've been... I've been
using all the wrong
swear words.

1295
01:18:39.614 --> 01:18:41.782
Well, I hope
i didn't ruin
your big moment.

1296
01:18:41.784 --> 01:18:44.318
Look, geri, I don't know what
Tucker has been telling you.

1297
01:18:44.320 --> 01:18:47.221
He said that you're
upset about the air
time you're getting.

1298
01:18:47.223 --> 01:18:50.858
That's just wrong,
because this is
not about me.

1299
01:18:50.860 --> 01:18:53.060
My frustration is
with our priorities

1300
01:18:53.062 --> 01:18:55.629
and what's best
for the network.

1301
01:18:55.631 --> 01:18:59.166
Isn't deciding what's best
for the network my job?

1302
01:19:00.535 --> 01:19:01.936
I'm just saying,

1303
01:19:01.938 --> 01:19:04.405
as journalists, we have
an obligation to this story.

1304
01:19:04.407 --> 01:19:08.309
And Afghanistan should be
on our air more, period.

1305
01:19:08.311 --> 01:19:09.744
With the resources
we have over there,

1306
01:19:09.746 --> 01:19:12.279
Afghanistan should
definitely be
on our air more.

1307
01:19:12.281 --> 01:19:16.183
But the problem is,
as much as everyone
loves the troops,

1308
01:19:16.185 --> 01:19:20.654
they don't actually
want to watch them
on the news anymore.

1309
01:19:20.656 --> 01:19:21.689
They just don't.

1310
01:19:21.691 --> 01:19:24.391
So I can't give
Afghanistan more air.

1311
01:19:24.393 --> 01:19:28.662
Which means I need
to give Afghanistan
fewer resources.

1312
01:19:28.664 --> 01:19:31.899
That's what's
best for the network.

1313
01:19:31.901 --> 01:19:33.434
Geri...

1314
01:19:33.436 --> 01:19:35.035
You have that call now.

1315
01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:38.973
I'm not trying
to be a bitch.

1316
01:19:38.975 --> 01:19:40.074
Okay, let me
pitch you something.

1317
01:19:40.076 --> 01:19:42.009
All right, the Chinese
mining concession...

1318
01:19:42.011 --> 01:19:42.443
Jesus!

1319
01:19:42.445 --> 01:19:44.145
Look, the last person
who got any kind of

1320
01:19:44.147 --> 01:19:45.513
bounce out of Afghanistan

1321
01:19:45.515 --> 01:19:46.981
was your friend
Tanya vanderpoel.

1322
01:19:46.983 --> 01:19:51.085
She's actually
got me over a barrel
thanks to that drone story.

1323
01:19:51.087 --> 01:19:53.020
What do you mean,
"over a barrel"?

1324
01:19:53.022 --> 01:19:54.789
She's London, Kim.

1325
01:19:55.891 --> 01:19:58.492
You're hiring Tanya.
Yes.

1326
01:19:59.194 --> 01:20:01.762
I assumed you two
flew here together.

1327
01:20:03.331 --> 01:20:05.032
She's here.

1328
01:20:06.969 --> 01:20:12.006
I'm sorry, you started
talking to her before
the uav strike?

1329
01:20:12.008 --> 01:20:13.974
Is uav a drone?

1330
01:20:15.477 --> 01:20:16.710
Hello! Where are you going?

1331
01:20:16.712 --> 01:20:19.980
No, I'm only here
for a few days.

1332
01:20:20.115 --> 01:20:21.982
Oh, I know.

1333
01:20:23.718 --> 01:20:25.085
Oh, fuck.

1334
01:20:25.087 --> 01:20:26.754
I don't know
what to say to you.

1335
01:20:26.756 --> 01:20:29.089
Ducky, I'm sorry.
I fucked up.

1336
01:20:29.091 --> 01:20:30.391
Did you go to the tribals

1337
01:20:30.393 --> 01:20:32.092
because you were in
a contract negotiation?

1338
01:20:32.094 --> 01:20:34.461
Dude, I'm not
stealing your job, okay?

1339
01:20:34.463 --> 01:20:38.165
Tanya, this is not
about my fucking job.

1340
01:20:38.567 --> 01:20:40.134
We have to make
good calls, right?

1341
01:20:40.136 --> 01:20:43.070
And now Andy lost an eye
and jaweed is dead.

1342
01:20:43.072 --> 01:20:45.372
Christ, man, we've both
fucking made mistakes!

1343
01:20:45.374 --> 01:20:49.543
No. Tell me you
didn't go to the tribals
because of a contract.

1344
01:20:49.545 --> 01:20:53.647
You would have done
exactly what I did
if jaweed had gone to you.

1345
01:20:53.649 --> 01:20:55.683
No. I'm not you.

1346
01:21:01.389 --> 01:21:04.225
Do you remember
your first embed?

1347
01:21:04.726 --> 01:21:07.228
You interviewed
a young marine?

1348
01:21:07.230 --> 01:21:07.928
Coughlin? Yes. What?

1349
01:21:07.930 --> 01:21:11.165
Yeah, well, after they
aired your story,

1350
01:21:11.167 --> 01:21:16.003
where you used
his soundbite about
not loading his rifle,

1351
01:21:16.005 --> 01:21:18.539
they sent him to helmand.

1352
01:21:18.607 --> 01:21:21.242
And he got
his legs blown off.

1353
01:21:21.910 --> 01:21:23.544
So I hear.

1354
01:21:28.750 --> 01:21:30.718
See you in Kabul.

1355
01:21:59.547 --> 01:22:03.083
<i> I'm not really surprised</i>
<i> she chased the story.</i>

1356
01:22:03.085 --> 01:22:05.452
That's what we do.
That's what you do.

1357
01:22:05.454 --> 01:22:06.854
I would do it.

1358
01:22:09.591 --> 01:22:10.991
Sorry.

1359
01:22:10.993 --> 01:22:13.661
Goddamn it, I'm tired.

1360
01:22:13.663 --> 01:22:14.561
You booked your return yet?

1361
01:22:14.563 --> 01:22:16.897
'Cause you could come through
Glasgow if you wanted.

1362
01:22:16.899 --> 01:22:17.998
<i> I'll meet you.</i>
What?

1363
01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:19.767
No. What about badakhshan?

1364
01:22:19.769 --> 01:22:21.035
Badakhshan, that will keep

1365
01:22:21.037 --> 01:22:23.304
because the fucking pass
is still snowed in.

1366
01:22:23.306 --> 01:22:26.473
I need that story.
I need a hit, all right?

1367
01:22:26.475 --> 01:22:28.542
I need something
so that geri doesn't decide

1368
01:22:28.544 --> 01:22:30.644
I'm more useful as
an ottoman in
her fucking office.

1369
01:22:30.646 --> 01:22:33.681
What you need, Kim,
is some time
out of the bubble.

1370
01:22:33.683 --> 01:22:36.684
<i> You'd better get ready.</i>
<i> I'm fucking</i>
<i> making love to you</i>

1371
01:22:36.686 --> 01:22:40.354
to bagpipe versions
of sade songs.

1372
01:22:42.123 --> 01:22:43.157
Yeah, okay.

1373
01:22:43.159 --> 01:22:45.659
Really? You'll meet
me in Glasgow?

1374
01:22:45.794 --> 01:22:48.195
Yeah, I'll meet you
in Glasgow.

1375
01:22:48.197 --> 01:22:50.564
<i> I'll get the next flight.</i>
Okay.

1376
01:22:50.566 --> 01:22:53.033
Bye.
<i> Bye.</i>

1377
01:23:02.243 --> 01:23:02.776
Hey, Antoine.

1378
01:23:02.778 --> 01:23:06.613
Where have you come from?
I thought you
were in badakhshan.

1379
01:23:06.615 --> 01:23:09.450
I was. Drove
back overnight.

1380
01:23:09.452 --> 01:23:11.719
Wait, what?
The pass is open?

1381
01:23:11.721 --> 01:23:13.988
<i> Oui.</i> For now.

1382
01:23:27.769 --> 01:23:29.136
Cheers.

1383
01:23:49.991 --> 01:23:51.925
Oh, Christ.

1384
01:24:09.044 --> 01:24:10.511
Mmm-hmm.

1385
01:24:13.848 --> 01:24:14.882
Aye, thank you.

1386
01:24:14.884 --> 01:24:18.118
Yeah, I get it.
Thank you. Thanks a lot.

1387
01:24:42.143 --> 01:24:44.078
Oh, Jesus.

1388
01:24:44.279 --> 01:24:46.180
Oh, shit.

1389
01:24:53.955 --> 01:24:57.658
<i> Welcome to</i>
<i> Glasgow international airport.</i>

1390
01:24:57.660 --> 01:25:00.761
<i> Outside temperature's</i>
<i> 18 degrees celsius.</i>

1391
01:25:00.763 --> 01:25:02.429
<i> Local time is 15 hours.</i>

1392
01:25:02.431 --> 01:25:05.766
<i> There will be</i>
<i> an airline representative</i>
<i> to assist you to your luggage.</i>

1393
01:25:05.768 --> 01:25:08.902
<i> Once again, thank you</i>
<i> for flying with us...</i>

1394
01:25:09.838 --> 01:25:11.772
Oh, my god.

1395
01:25:23.551 --> 01:25:24.751
Leaving a message
for Susan.

1396
01:25:24.753 --> 01:25:26.987
Woodward,
I'm back in Kabul again.

1397
01:25:26.989 --> 01:25:28.489
I'm trying to get
information about

1398
01:25:28.491 --> 01:25:29.389
the disappearance
of iain mackelpie,

1399
01:25:29.391 --> 01:25:31.592
so if someone at reuters
can please call me back.

1400
01:25:31.594 --> 01:25:34.261
Call to let me know
that you've
received this message.

1401
01:25:34.263 --> 01:25:35.829
Thank you.

1402
01:25:51.913 --> 01:25:53.847
Who kidnaps a Scottish
freelance photographer?

1403
01:25:53.849 --> 01:25:56.917
The whole point
of kidnapping is
to get money, right?

1404
01:25:56.919 --> 01:25:57.651
As far as I understand,

1405
01:25:57.653 --> 01:25:59.586
iain was just in
the wrong place
at the wrong time.

1406
01:25:59.588 --> 01:26:02.422
Can this half-assed
country not even do
kidnapping right?

1407
01:26:02.424 --> 01:26:05.459
Isaf does not think
this was an
upper-tier organization.

1408
01:26:05.461 --> 01:26:08.562
So these men will
probably try to sell
him to someone else.

1409
01:26:08.564 --> 01:26:11.965
And then there
will be some talking,
you know.

1410
01:26:11.967 --> 01:26:15.135
Oh, my god, fahim.
They're gonna kill him.

1411
01:26:15.236 --> 01:26:17.237
No, they will not, Kim,

1412
01:26:17.239 --> 01:26:19.006
<i> inshallah.</i>

1413
01:26:20.308 --> 01:26:24.545
Now is when you're supposed
to say "i told you so."

1414
01:26:33.988 --> 01:26:35.589
Fuck!

1415
01:26:42.664 --> 01:26:47.100
Ramadan has ended.
They are slaughtering lambs.

1416
01:27:06.588 --> 01:27:07.821
May I speak with him?

1417
01:27:07.823 --> 01:27:09.323
The general's busy.

1418
01:27:12.527 --> 01:27:15.262
Really, general?
The elliptical?

1419
01:27:15.396 --> 01:27:17.598
I have bad knees.

1420
01:27:18.900 --> 01:27:22.502
I'm guessing you
didn't come here
for the smell of balls.

1421
01:27:22.504 --> 01:27:25.072
Everybody get the fuck out!

1422
01:27:29.777 --> 01:27:32.045
They believe that
he may have been sold

1423
01:27:32.047 --> 01:27:33.513
to another organization

1424
01:27:33.515 --> 01:27:36.049
somewhere in
that same region.

1425
01:27:39.287 --> 01:27:42.389
That's a pretty
big ask, Baker.

1426
01:27:43.224 --> 01:27:46.159
There's a real-time
clock on this.

1427
01:27:47.028 --> 01:27:49.696
I'm sorry,
i can't help you.

1428
01:27:57.672 --> 01:27:59.806
You know,
it's just a shame that

1429
01:27:59.808 --> 01:28:01.775
y'all don't get
credit for all these

1430
01:28:01.777 --> 01:28:03.277
high-profile
things that you do.

1431
01:28:03.279 --> 01:28:06.013
You know, especially with
seals and delta out there.

1432
01:28:06.015 --> 01:28:07.547
I mean, what week
goes by that you don't see

1433
01:28:07.549 --> 01:28:10.617
those assholes
on TV, am I right?

1434
01:28:10.818 --> 01:28:14.388
And then next
time congress votes
on a Pentagon budget

1435
01:28:14.390 --> 01:28:18.125
and there's this pesky little
10% line item for the marines,

1436
01:28:18.127 --> 01:28:21.628
next thing you know,
you guys are just
part of the Navy.

1437
01:28:21.630 --> 01:28:23.430
Although, sir,
you would look
spectacular

1438
01:28:23.432 --> 01:28:26.099
in one of those
pretty white uniforms.

1439
01:28:30.471 --> 01:28:32.272
God, you know what?

1440
01:28:32.440 --> 01:28:35.208
It's just occurring to me
that, unlike jsoc,

1441
01:28:35.210 --> 01:28:36.977
you guys allow
reporter embeds.

1442
01:28:36.979 --> 01:28:41.581
Which means that
a cameraman could go
on a forecon mission.

1443
01:28:41.583 --> 01:28:45.719
Don't you think that would be
great for the corps, sir?

1444
01:28:45.721 --> 01:28:48.055
That kind of exposure?

1445
01:28:49.023 --> 01:28:51.124
Pretty good for you, too.

1446
01:28:52.160 --> 01:28:53.293
Look, we don't go in blind.

1447
01:28:53.295 --> 01:28:56.430
We have to know
what we're doing
and where we're going.

1448
01:28:56.432 --> 01:28:57.564
It's the way we work.

1449
01:28:57.566 --> 01:29:00.500
We're not likely to
get an address, but...

1450
01:29:00.502 --> 01:29:02.002
When you have
something concrete,

1451
01:29:02.004 --> 01:29:04.137
come back and
we'll get kinetic.

1452
01:29:09.644 --> 01:29:11.678
Ugh!

1453
01:29:13.748 --> 01:29:17.617
Please tell Mr. sadiq
that his "special
friend" is here.

1454
01:29:17.619 --> 01:29:20.020
What can I get
for you? Some tea?
The new PlayStation?

1455
01:29:20.022 --> 01:29:24.091
No, thank you. I just need
a moment of your time.
Ah.

1456
01:29:26.160 --> 01:29:27.728
We still friends, sadiq?

1457
01:29:27.730 --> 01:29:30.997
Well, that is
up to you, Kim.

1458
01:29:30.999 --> 01:29:32.399
Because you once told me

1459
01:29:32.401 --> 01:29:35.569
that nothing happens here
that you don't know about.

1460
01:29:35.571 --> 01:29:37.738
So you must know
about my friend

1461
01:29:37.740 --> 01:29:40.006
iain mackelpie
getting kidnapped.

1462
01:29:40.008 --> 01:29:40.874
I did hear about this, yes.

1463
01:29:40.876 --> 01:29:41.775
Yeah, well, everybody
heard about it,

1464
01:29:41.777 --> 01:29:46.646
but a powerful man
such as yourself must
actually know something.

1465
01:29:46.648 --> 01:29:49.282
Or your friend pacha Khan
knows something.

1466
01:29:49.284 --> 01:29:50.851
Or his friend does.

1467
01:29:50.853 --> 01:29:51.218
Of course.

1468
01:29:51.220 --> 01:29:54.921
I could make some inquiries,
but I can only do this

1469
01:29:54.923 --> 01:29:57.657
for a very special friend.

1470
01:30:15.276 --> 01:30:18.612
I have a video that I think
you should watch, sadiq.

1471
01:30:18.614 --> 01:30:21.748
You push the little triangle.

1472
01:30:22.016 --> 01:30:25.252
You can watch
video on the phone?

1473
01:30:28.556 --> 01:30:30.157
What is this?

1474
01:30:30.992 --> 01:30:32.959
It looks like
the Attorney General

1475
01:30:32.961 --> 01:30:35.262
of the islamic
Republic of Afghanistan

1476
01:30:35.264 --> 01:30:36.496
dancing in the street

1477
01:30:36.498 --> 01:30:38.799
with a western
enemy of islam

1478
01:30:38.801 --> 01:30:41.535
at a party where
alcohol was served.

1479
01:30:41.769 --> 01:30:43.403
I've never touched
alcohol in my life!

1480
01:30:43.405 --> 01:30:46.106
Well, I'm just saying
how it looks.

1481
01:30:53.515 --> 01:30:56.049
It's a good idea, right?

1482
01:30:56.617 --> 01:30:58.885
It's a great idea!

1483
01:30:59.287 --> 01:31:00.821
It's fucking Ace!

1484
01:31:03.090 --> 01:31:05.058
Good on ya, Kim!

1485
01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:10.163
Let's go, load up!
Let's go, move, move, move!

1486
01:31:22.310 --> 01:31:25.979
You drink Tennessee whiskey,
miss Baker?

1487
01:31:26.881 --> 01:31:28.148
Yeah.

1488
01:31:30.384 --> 01:31:32.285
Outstanding.

1489
01:33:18.859 --> 01:33:21.061
Tall Brian? What the fuck?

1490
01:33:33.374 --> 01:33:35.875
Hang tight, sir.
I'm gonna get you
that ride.

1491
01:33:35.877 --> 01:33:37.911
Thank you.

1492
01:33:41.382 --> 01:33:44.784
What happened
to the army, Dr. brydon?

1493
01:33:47.356 --> 01:33:49.222
I am the army.

1494
01:33:53.928 --> 01:33:55.662
Thank you, Kim.

1495
01:33:55.664 --> 01:33:57.197
How are you?

1496
01:33:57.199 --> 01:33:58.999
I've had worse
kidnappings.

1497
01:34:01.602 --> 01:34:04.804
<i> Mackelpie is being</i>
<i> treated for minor injuries.</i>

1498
01:34:04.806 --> 01:34:06.206
<i> Again, this incredible footage</i>

1499
01:34:06.208 --> 01:34:08.441
<i> was produced</i>
<i> by our very own Kim Baker.</i>

1500
01:34:08.443 --> 01:34:11.478
<i> Just incredible.</i>
<i> Way to go, Kim!</i>

1501
01:34:11.646 --> 01:34:15.882
If you want to kidnap
someone fucking twice,

1502
01:34:15.884 --> 01:34:16.549
you do a Toyota.

1503
01:34:16.551 --> 01:34:18.418
Fucking not as
interesting as it got

1504
01:34:18.420 --> 01:34:20.387
when they fucking
pulled out a burqa.

1505
01:34:20.389 --> 01:34:21.554
It's too fucking
long for me!

1506
01:34:21.556 --> 01:34:23.490
I don't know who
the woman was
it belonged to.

1507
01:34:23.492 --> 01:34:25.158
I'm not fucking 6'2", right?

1508
01:34:25.160 --> 01:34:26.793
I'm dragging this
fucking thing along,

1509
01:34:26.795 --> 01:34:28.294
thinking
the only consolation is,

1510
01:34:28.296 --> 01:34:30.330
at least if I'm
a fucking woman,

1511
01:34:30.332 --> 01:34:33.833
I'm not gonna get buggered,
you know what I'm saying?

1512
01:34:39.807 --> 01:34:42.142
So anyway, I took
a little something,
actually.

1513
01:34:42.144 --> 01:34:44.010
I went to
the gift shop at Taliban.

1514
01:34:44.012 --> 01:34:45.712
I'm afraid all I could get

1515
01:34:45.714 --> 01:34:47.514
was that.

1516
01:35:10.938 --> 01:35:13.173
It's a shame you're going.
Hmm?

1517
01:35:13.175 --> 01:35:17.210
Well, I hope at least
they're flying you
first class.

1518
01:35:17.212 --> 01:35:20.747
Geri doesn't
like me that much.
But she does like me now,

1519
01:35:20.749 --> 01:35:22.716
so while I have this juice,

1520
01:35:22.718 --> 01:35:24.918
I've got to leverage it
into something better.

1521
01:35:24.920 --> 01:35:26.386
Yes!

1522
01:35:26.388 --> 01:35:27.487
Yes, wait, Iraq.

1523
01:35:27.489 --> 01:35:28.555
I'll come with you.

1524
01:35:28.557 --> 01:35:31.958
No, actually, Pakistan.
That's where
the real shooting shit is.

1525
01:35:31.960 --> 01:35:32.892
It's like
the wild west out there.

1526
01:35:32.894 --> 01:35:36.763
Actually, I told geri
that I want New York or D.C.

1527
01:35:41.902 --> 01:35:43.436
No, I did.

1528
01:35:43.871 --> 01:35:45.739
No, really,
where are you going?

1529
01:35:45.741 --> 01:35:47.607
New York or D.C.

1530
01:35:49.477 --> 01:35:50.810
Why?

1531
01:35:51.879 --> 01:35:54.180
You can still come with me.

1532
01:35:59.854 --> 01:36:02.088
Because I think
there's plenty of good work

1533
01:36:02.090 --> 01:36:03.456
to be done in the real world,

1534
01:36:03.458 --> 01:36:05.391
and the kabubble
is well-established.

1535
01:36:05.393 --> 01:36:08.061
Is this about me going
to badakhshan without you?

1536
01:36:08.063 --> 01:36:10.830
'Cause you would have done
exactly the same thing.

1537
01:36:10.832 --> 01:36:13.933
And, hey, what,
i forgive you!

1538
01:36:16.203 --> 01:36:17.637
This is not about you.

1539
01:36:17.639 --> 01:36:20.473
It's not about badakhshan,
or Glasgow,

1540
01:36:20.475 --> 01:36:23.109
or the cottage
with the chickens.

1541
01:36:23.811 --> 01:36:25.378
What chickens?

1542
01:36:31.619 --> 01:36:34.287
It's okay.
I know you're not gonna come.

1543
01:36:37.591 --> 01:36:40.527
I just have to get out of here
before it's too late.

1544
01:36:41.662 --> 01:36:43.496
What do you mean?

1545
01:36:44.732 --> 01:36:47.767
I started to feel
like this was normal.

1546
01:36:50.271 --> 01:36:52.672
You know it's not, right?

1547
01:37:09.390 --> 01:37:11.658
Come to New York and get it.

1548
01:37:11.959 --> 01:37:15.762
Remember, you're like
a six in Manhattan.

1549
01:37:48.462 --> 01:37:50.363
How's your baby?

1550
01:37:50.831 --> 01:37:52.365
Which one?

1551
01:37:52.499 --> 01:37:54.868
You have two?
Yes.

1552
01:37:56.470 --> 01:37:58.872
Irish twins.

1553
01:38:00.307 --> 01:38:02.542
No, they are very good.

1554
01:38:02.544 --> 01:38:06.079
The younger one, the boy,
he's very strong.

1555
01:38:06.081 --> 01:38:07.347
Mmm.
Mmm.

1556
01:38:07.349 --> 01:38:09.782
I bet the girl
is strong, too.

1557
01:38:09.784 --> 01:38:11.484
She's stronger.

1558
01:38:40.581 --> 01:38:42.515
So, um,

1559
01:38:43.217 --> 01:38:46.486
those men in the hospital,
the addicts...

1560
01:38:47.621 --> 01:38:49.856
Any of them ever get better?

1561
01:38:49.858 --> 01:38:52.992
Have a happy ending?

1562
01:39:03.771 --> 01:39:07.607
In my culture, we would hug.

1563
01:40:32.259 --> 01:40:33.526
Hey.

1564
01:40:33.727 --> 01:40:36.629
<i> You know,</i>
<i> I miss it. The Stan.</i>

1565
01:40:36.631 --> 01:40:38.031
Yeah, I miss it, too.

1566
01:40:38.033 --> 01:40:40.767
Actually, I tried to go back

1567
01:40:40.901 --> 01:40:43.002
but even the army
wouldn't take me.

1568
01:40:43.004 --> 01:40:46.839
I mean, the army!
I mean, that's just hurtful.

1569
01:40:49.410 --> 01:40:52.245
Well, I'm very sorry
for what happened to you.

1570
01:40:52.247 --> 01:40:55.748
So if there's anything
that you want to say to me,

1571
01:40:55.750 --> 01:40:57.016
that's why I'm here.

1572
01:40:57.018 --> 01:40:59.218
That's why I came here.

1573
01:40:59.319 --> 01:41:00.653
Ma'am,

1574
01:41:01.388 --> 01:41:05.992
I lost my legs
because of an ied,
not because of you.

1575
01:41:07.261 --> 01:41:09.429
I appreciate that,
but if I hadn't quoted you,

1576
01:41:09.431 --> 01:41:11.998
you wouldn't have
been transferred.

1577
01:41:12.000 --> 01:41:14.300
No, really, you can say
whatever you want to me.

1578
01:41:14.302 --> 01:41:14.901
That's why I'm here.

1579
01:41:14.903 --> 01:41:16.402
Okay, well,
then let's say you're right.

1580
01:41:16.404 --> 01:41:17.937
It's still not
'cause of you, ma'am.

1581
01:41:17.939 --> 01:41:22.175
Some 12-year-old haji
had to plant that bomb.

1582
01:41:22.177 --> 01:41:25.278
And, hell, you know,
if bin laden's parents

1583
01:41:25.280 --> 01:41:26.212
hadn't have gotten divorced,

1584
01:41:26.214 --> 01:41:30.249
maybe none of us would've been
in the Stan to begin with.

1585
01:41:31.018 --> 01:41:34.554
And the Taliban, they wouldn't
have even been there for ubl

1586
01:41:34.556 --> 01:41:38.091
if brezhnev hadn't have gone
and fouled up Afghanistan

1587
01:41:38.093 --> 01:41:40.026
in the first place.

1588
01:41:40.260 --> 01:41:44.230
And the British empire. Yeah.

1589
01:41:44.232 --> 01:41:45.364
And Kim Baker.

1590
01:41:45.366 --> 01:41:46.799
Okay, I deserve that.

1591
01:41:46.801 --> 01:41:52.572
Goddamn!
Once you got no legs, everyone takes everything so serious.

1592
01:41:53.108 --> 01:41:57.944
I mean, there's only
so much any of us
have any control of,

1593
01:41:58.278 --> 01:41:59.912
good or bad.

1594
01:41:59.914 --> 01:42:03.816
If you didn't learn
that in Afghanistan, you
were not paying attention.

1595
01:42:03.818 --> 01:42:06.119
So, you're not
gonna yell at me?

1596
01:42:06.121 --> 01:42:09.255
I mean, ma'am...

1597
01:42:10.457 --> 01:42:12.792
Kim, you've got to move on.

1598
01:42:13.393 --> 01:42:16.362
You're giving yourself
way too much credit.

1599
01:42:16.597 --> 01:42:19.065
You embrace the suck,

1600
01:42:19.666 --> 01:42:22.235
you move the fuck forward.

1601
01:42:27.508 --> 01:42:30.576
What other fucking
choice do we have?

1602
01:42:33.514 --> 01:42:35.648
Do I hear swearing
over there?

1603
01:42:35.650 --> 01:42:38.618
How are you standing there
the one time I curse?

1604
01:42:38.620 --> 01:42:39.318
"One time."
I mean...

1605
01:42:39.320 --> 01:42:42.021
It's true. He had a good
long run in the military.

1606
01:42:42.023 --> 01:42:44.157
Don't cover up for him.

1607
01:42:44.159 --> 01:42:45.825
So, Kim, are you
gonna stay for dinner?

1608
01:42:45.827 --> 01:42:47.994
Of course she will.

1609
01:43:08.715 --> 01:43:10.116
Bye!

1610
01:43:10.217 --> 01:43:14.187
Say bye to Kim. Bye, Kim!
Say bye.

1611
01:43:33.240 --> 01:43:35.942
<i> Colonel, the Afghan</i>
<i> national army missed</i>

1612
01:43:35.944 --> 01:43:37.109
<i> yet another benchmark</i>
<i> for preparedness.</i>

1613
01:43:37.111 --> 01:43:39.979
<i> How do you think</i>
<i> that will affect</i>
<i> our draw down in the region?</i>

1614
01:43:39.981 --> 01:43:43.316
<i> There needs to be</i>
<i> a revision to the previously</i>
<i> announced draw down</i>

1615
01:43:43.318 --> 01:43:45.384
<i> or our future</i>
<i> exit strategy.</i>

1616
01:43:45.386 --> 01:43:46.586
<i> Thank you,</i>
<i> colonel Roberts.</i>

1617
01:43:46.588 --> 01:43:47.386
<i> Thank you. My pleasure.</i>

1618
01:43:47.388 --> 01:43:49.755
<i> Coming up,</i>
<i> a look at the war on terror</i>

1619
01:43:49.757 --> 01:43:52.592
<i> that's close to home</i>
<i> for those of us who cover it.</i>

1620
01:43:52.594 --> 01:43:54.627
<i> From London,</i>
<i> I'll be joined</i>
<i> by award-winning</i>

1621
01:43:54.629 --> 01:43:56.862
<i> combat photographer,</i>
<i> iain mackelpie.</i>

1622
01:43:56.864 --> 01:43:58.698
<i> His new book,</i>
conflict zone,

1623
01:43:58.700 --> 01:44:00.700
<i> chronicles</i>
<i> a decade spent working</i>

1624
01:44:00.702 --> 01:44:02.969
<i> in the middle east</i>
<i> and Afghanistan.</i>

1625
01:44:02.971 --> 01:44:04.270
<i> That's when we return.</i>

1626
01:44:04.272 --> 01:44:07.673
<i> And we're clear.</i>
<i> Back in 40.</i>

1627
01:44:07.675 --> 01:44:08.140
<i> Hi, iain.</i>

1628
01:44:08.142 --> 01:44:10.376
<i> Hi. Was I supposed</i>
<i> to say something then</i>

1629
01:44:10.378 --> 01:44:11.877
<i> when you introduced me?</i>
<i> Nope.</i>

1630
01:44:11.879 --> 01:44:15.648
<i> Nope. Just sit up, smile.</i>

1631
01:44:16.216 --> 01:44:18.217
<i> I can't smile.</i>
<i> My face feels weird.</i>

1632
01:44:18.219 --> 01:44:20.353
<i> No, you're fine.</i>
<i> You look good.</i>

1633
01:44:20.355 --> 01:44:21.821
<i> Thank you for</i>
<i> coming on the show.</i>

1634
01:44:21.823 --> 01:44:23.122
<i> No, please.</i>
<i> Thanks for having me.</i>

1635
01:44:23.124 --> 01:44:25.758
<i> I got it. Okay, yeah. Got it.</i>

1636
01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:27.960
<i> You know, they got me</i>
<i> on this book tour</i>
<i> at the moment.</i>

1637
01:44:27.962 --> 01:44:29.962
<i> I'm gonna be in New York</i>
<i> at the end of the month,</i>

1638
01:44:29.964 --> 01:44:31.931
<i> if you'd fancy a coffee.</i>

1639
01:44:31.933 --> 01:44:36.969
<i> We're back</i>
<i> in five, four, three...</i>