1 00:00:26,633 --> 00:00:30,553 Venice beach... A city built on contrast. 2 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,800 Decade old concrete buildings layered... 3 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,590 Between million dollar homes. 4 00:00:34,592 --> 00:00:37,342 Worn out beach bums litter the same streets... 5 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:39,722 Your cousins from Oklahoma visit every summer. 6 00:00:39,717 --> 00:00:42,677 Every weird dive bar you love is being pushed out... 7 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:44,965 By some shitbag tech company. 8 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:48,297 And somewhere between the ruckus, you'll find this guy... 9 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,510 Venice's only licensed detective. 10 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,928 You just gotta live your life. 11 00:00:51,925 --> 00:00:55,005 It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper. 12 00:00:55,008 --> 00:00:56,758 That's my boss, Steve Ford... 13 00:00:56,758 --> 00:00:59,008 A self-appointed figurehead in the community. 14 00:00:59,008 --> 00:01:01,758 Takes that job very seriously. 15 00:01:01,758 --> 00:01:03,878 Before you know it, you're 12 years old... 16 00:01:03,883 --> 00:01:05,723 And then where are you? 17 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,337 I don't want you to make the same mistakes that I made. 18 00:01:08,342 --> 00:01:10,382 It starts like this, a little bit of weed... 19 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:12,883 And then a little bit of blow, okay? 20 00:01:12,883 --> 00:01:15,553 And then a couple bottles of Tequila every week. 21 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:17,800 And hookers three times a week. 22 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,050 And yeah, it's fun, in the moment, it's fun... But let me tell you something. 23 00:01:21,050 --> 00:01:24,550 Those moments always end up when your head feels like this big... 24 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:26,340 Like a bus ran over it. 25 00:01:26,342 --> 00:01:29,932 You happy about that? No, you're not happy about that. 26 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:31,835 Then not too long after that... 27 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,302 You're sitting on your kitchen floor, buck naked... 28 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,880 You got a gun in your mouth... 29 00:01:36,883 --> 00:01:40,513 And all you're thinking about is, is today the day? 30 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:44,678 Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang! 31 00:01:46,883 --> 00:01:48,553 But you got a right to live... 32 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:54,930 And you gotta fuckin' live right, you get me? 33 00:01:56,842 --> 00:01:59,882 All right... let's go. 34 00:01:59,883 --> 00:02:05,053 This is a skate park, come on. Let's go skate. 35 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:24,717 I always wanted to be a private detective... 36 00:02:24,717 --> 00:02:26,877 And with Steve being the only outfit in town... 37 00:02:26,883 --> 00:02:28,843 I really had no other choice but to work with him. 38 00:02:28,842 --> 00:02:31,382 Which is good... I think. 39 00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:34,553 And seeing as he was busy mentoring the local youth... 40 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:38,380 Of today, I was left to finally get a shot at cracking... 41 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:44,683 My first case and it has led me here, to Nola Tuiasosopo... 42 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:46,425 At least, I believe I'm pronouncing that right... 43 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:47,755 I don't know, she's Samoan. 44 00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:49,468 Not that there's anything wrong with that... 45 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:53,337 Some of them have tricky last names, some of them. 46 00:02:53,342 --> 00:02:54,932 God, well, I'll edit that later. 47 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,045 Missing since July... 48 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:00,800 I just spotted her at the corner of Sixth and Oakwood. 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,010 And, let me tell you, Steve was not exaggerating... 50 00:03:04,008 --> 00:03:06,048 Nola is very attractive. 51 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:08,880 Scratch that, she is very, very insanely... 52 00:03:08,883 --> 00:03:12,383 Why isn't she a professional model-attractive. 53 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:14,433 Anyway, by the looks of it... 54 00:03:14,425 --> 00:03:17,875 She's going into a support group of some kind. 55 00:03:17,883 --> 00:03:21,263 I'm guessing alcoholics anonymous, just... 56 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,340 Shit. Dammit. 57 00:03:25,342 --> 00:03:26,972 Agh! 58 00:03:26,967 --> 00:03:29,717 And my name's John, Steve's partner. 59 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:31,627 Well, soon to be partner... 60 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:34,183 Just waiting for some paperwork. 61 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,547 Who'd like to go first? 62 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,720 Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict. 63 00:03:51,717 --> 00:03:54,007 Hi, Rick. 64 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:58,048 My poison's pornography. It started back in catholic school... 65 00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:00,720 And got progressively worse. 66 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:04,047 I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week. 67 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:06,300 That's a full-time job. 68 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,630 I've got premium subscriptions to the big four... 69 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,633 Pornhub, RedTube, reality kings and Brazzers. 70 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:18,553 Not to mention, EskimoTube, JizzHut... 71 00:04:20,383 --> 00:04:22,763 God, I'm a monster! 72 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:30,052 Jesus, right? 73 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:32,050 Would you like to share with the group? 74 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,628 Would you like to share with the group? 75 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,013 The group? No! No, I'm good. 76 00:04:38,008 --> 00:04:39,928 I'm good to just listen. 77 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:42,295 That's not really how it works. 78 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,010 Everyone is required to participate... 79 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:46,718 On their first night, please. 80 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:52,053 Well, if it's required. 81 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:56,550 Okay. 82 00:04:56,550 --> 00:05:03,720 Um, I'm John and I'm a sex addict. 83 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,177 Hi, John. 84 00:05:05,550 --> 00:05:06,970 Hello. 85 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:09,717 Yeah, I just love sex. 86 00:05:09,717 --> 00:05:11,507 I love getting it, I love giving it. 87 00:05:11,508 --> 00:05:14,758 I love it too much and I get it too much... 88 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:16,378 That's my main problem. 89 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,803 On that sex road, I've got my thumb out... 90 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,050 Waiting to get on one of the sex cars. 91 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:24,800 I am also logging about 40 hours a week... 92 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,050 But on sex, not just jacking off like this guy, right? 93 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:30,970 Full-blown sex. 94 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:34,507 And, actually, come to think of it, it's more than 40 hours. 95 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,508 So, I'm doing time and a half. 96 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:38,798 I should get paid my overtime. 97 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,930 I mean, obviously I'm not condoning sex for money. 98 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,375 That's bad, right? 99 00:05:43,383 --> 00:05:45,933 We all agree, would you? Good. 100 00:05:45,925 --> 00:05:50,925 I really just have sex with any old thang that comes my way. 101 00:05:50,925 --> 00:05:54,795 There's some limits, obviously, age, 18 and below is no... 102 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,680 No bueno, no good. 103 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:59,795 Upwards, though, is where I really shine... 104 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,720 50, 60, 80, 90, centennials... 105 00:06:03,717 --> 00:06:05,377 Okay! 106 00:06:05,383 --> 00:06:08,223 Thank you for sharing, John. All right, you got it. 107 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,013 Nola? Hey, Nola? 108 00:06:25,008 --> 00:06:26,968 Are you following me? 109 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:29,927 No, no, no, I'm not following you, no, no, don't mace me! 110 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:32,335 I'm not a stalker. 111 00:06:32,342 --> 00:06:36,052 I am technically following you, but not in a stalker way... 112 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:39,720 Just as a professional... Strictly professional. 113 00:06:39,717 --> 00:06:44,877 Look, your brothers hired my boss to find you... 114 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:48,723 And that's where I come in. 115 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:51,877 They want you to come home, okay, they miss you. 116 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:57,298 I could drive you, at least to my boss' house. 117 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,050 In a professional way... 118 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:03,970 Not as a maniac or a pervert, on either parts. 119 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:11,590 Yeah, I'll let her know. 120 00:07:11,592 --> 00:07:15,052 All right, so you'll be safe there till tomorrow... 121 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:17,760 And then in the morning we can figure out... 122 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:20,718 How best to deal with your brothers. 123 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:26,632 Well, how about that Rick guy? 40 hours a week? 124 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:30,723 I mean, that's a serious commitment to masturbation. 125 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:33,337 Yeah, hopefully he's changing hands every once in a while. 126 00:07:33,342 --> 00:07:36,472 I mean, if you don't, that's carpal tunnel syndrome... 127 00:07:36,467 --> 00:07:38,007 And the blistering... Agh! 128 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:40,008 And chafing. Yeah. 129 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:43,628 Let's just hope he's got a little tub of like, Neosporin. 130 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:46,683 Ew! Well, I'm just saying. 131 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,215 Sorry. 132 00:07:55,592 --> 00:07:58,632 Okay, well, this is it. Great. 133 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:02,053 Yeah. As you can see, it's a very nice establishment. 134 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,720 And you'll be home in no time. 135 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,377 Steve send her up. 136 00:08:06,383 --> 00:08:08,383 There he is. 137 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:09,933 Steve's a great guy. 138 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:12,625 All right, well, pleasure to meet you. 139 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:14,053 You, too. Yeah. 140 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:16,630 Thanks for the ride. No problem, just doing my job. 141 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,802 Goodbye. See ya. 142 00:08:26,842 --> 00:08:28,722 She'll be fine. 143 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:32,875 Steve's a good guy. 144 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:35,547 She'll be fine. 145 00:09:40,592 --> 00:09:42,972 Stay down! You're gonna wish you never touched her! 146 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:44,627 Stop it, you're gonna kill him! 147 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,973 Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room... 148 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,547 And don't you come out of there! 149 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,550 Listen, listen, let's talk about this. 150 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,050 You're about to go through a Samoan storm. 151 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:57,133 Paid you to find her, Steve. I did find her! 152 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:00,632 We told you to find her, not fuck her. 153 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,843 She's our sister, you son of a bitch. 154 00:10:02,842 --> 00:10:04,882 Yeah. 155 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,093 You're dead, Steve! 156 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:24,047 Run, Steve, run! 157 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:44,757 Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands! 158 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:47,588 I said hands, now, get them up! 159 00:10:48,508 --> 00:10:50,468 Aw, Jesus. 160 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,627 Bill, it's you. Jesus, how you doing, man? 161 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,633 Steve, what the hell are you doing out here? 162 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:57,053 Look, aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit? 163 00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:00,010 This is no kind of life, you're an old man. 164 00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:01,878 Now why don't you just meet somebody your own age... 165 00:11:01,883 --> 00:11:03,723 And make a life, for god sakes? 166 00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:05,507 I will. 167 00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:08,718 You know, someday, Steve, one of these guys is gonna catch you... 168 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:10,547 And what are you gonna do then? 169 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:15,050 Call 9-1-1, come find you, we're gonna eat a lot of donuts. 170 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,340 Fuck you, Steve. Take care of yourself. 171 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:18,592 Go home. Be careful. 172 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:20,592 This is not normal, okay? 173 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,012 They hook electrodes up to people when they do this. 174 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:30,970 Well, that's what that feels like. 175 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:48,382 There he is, get him! 176 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,763 Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up! 177 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:53,588 Go, go, go! 178 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:56,340 Yeah, we got him now. 179 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,802 Faster. 180 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,840 Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole! 181 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,013 Shit! Come on, let's go, let's go. 182 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,967 Excuse me. 183 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,547 Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar! 184 00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:25,045 You motherfucker! 185 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,967 Let's go, go, go! 186 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,802 Go, go, go, go! 187 00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:51,053 Tino, Tino. Let me in! 188 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,050 Where'd he go? 189 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,880 Yo, open up, man. Come on. 190 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,383 You're naked. 191 00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,383 What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in. 192 00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,013 I can't take another heart break, Steve. 193 00:13:01,008 --> 00:13:03,428 The car? That's what this is about? 194 00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:04,625 I loved that car, Steve. 195 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,343 Man, come on, Tino. 196 00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:07,552 It was stolen and I asked for your help. 197 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,880 I'm sorry, all right? 198 00:13:08,883 --> 00:13:10,473 I got feelings and I'm sensitive. 199 00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:13,547 I know you're sensitive. I understand! 200 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,680 Alright, I'll get the car, I'll get the car for you, alright? 201 00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,465 Say you promise. I promise. 202 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,877 You're not saying it. I promise you I'll get it. 203 00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,433 No! Fingers up. I promise. 204 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,875 Let me in, man, all right! 205 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:23,433 Cover that dick, all right, I got pizza here. 206 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:25,005 All right, yeah. 207 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,720 Fuck. 208 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:40,547 Orale. Pull, fucker! 209 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,722 I'm not going in there. That's Spyder's place. 210 00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:49,047 My car's in that guy's garage, Steve, you gotta get it for me. 211 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,050 I'm not a repo man, okay, I'm a fucking detective. 212 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,590 You promised, Steve. I saved your ass, Steve. 213 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,882 Your word is your bond. Okay, all right. 214 00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,843 Your word is your bond! 215 00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:03,722 All right, all right, just relax. Give me the keys. 216 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,377 Thank you, Steve. 217 00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:06,723 I got this. 218 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,973 Hell yeah, fool. 219 00:14:20,842 --> 00:14:25,302 Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas. You ordered them, right? 220 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,550 Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here. 221 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:31,720 Carlos Manuel Ochoa, goes by the name of... 222 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:34,677 Spyder, with a "y," with links to the Sinaloa cartel. 223 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:37,295 Rumor has it he once killed a barista at Starbucks... 224 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,970 For misspelling his name. 225 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,547 Which is tricky, it's with a "y." Not the point. 226 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,430 If there's drugs being sold in Venice... 227 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,675 They're coming from spyder. 228 00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:49,513 Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that? 229 00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:51,508 No one ordered pizza, man. 230 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:55,340 2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right? 231 00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,592 Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye? 232 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,052 You're telling me, man... 233 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,550 My old lady gives me shit all the time about it. 234 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,930 How much? 235 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,878 $25.00. 236 00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:09,383 Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty. 237 00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:11,553 Hey, man, can I use your restroom? 238 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:14,050 I've been in the car a long time. 239 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,510 One or two? 240 00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:16,838 One. 241 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,757 All right, bro. 242 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,378 Where is it? 243 00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:23,053 To the left. Don't piss on the seat? 244 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:25,880 All right. 245 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,053 Who the fuck are you, are you a cop!? 246 00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,720 No. Who are you? 247 00:15:29,717 --> 00:15:31,007 St... Steve. 248 00:15:31,008 --> 00:15:32,548 Is that right? 249 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:33,590 I'm Spyder's friend. 250 00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:34,722 Yeah? 251 00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:37,217 That's the lavatory, right? 252 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,508 Whoa. 253 00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:01,880 Hey, spyder, I think someone's stealing your car. 254 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,010 Motherfucker. 255 00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:06,295 You killed my car. 256 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:10,380 Aw, you can't kill a car like this, man, look at it. 257 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,843 You know, a little hammer, a little glass. 258 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,222 Tires still look fantastic. 259 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,677 Sorry. 260 00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:29,683 Fuck! 261 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,590 Dave Jones... 262 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,382 And no, not the lead singer of the Monkees. 263 00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:52,343 This guy's a local legend and Steve's longtime best pal. 264 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,722 His claim to fame was surfing the pier naked... 265 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,047 For 12 hours straight... On acid. 266 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:00,550 Nowadays he's lost a lot of that mojo... 267 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,010 Mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce. 268 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,008 Hey, Dave. 269 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,050 Did you start working at Tino's pizza? 270 00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:17,593 Yeah. You want my take on all of this? 271 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:18,882 Yeah. 272 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,723 Never buy a surf shop, look at this inventory. 273 00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:26,428 She wants full assets and alimony, too. 274 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:30,335 Sorry, man. You're gonna be all right. 275 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,722 We'll figure something out. 276 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:34,507 Sun's gonna be up soon. 277 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:38,378 Yeah, it is. Should probably get some sleep. 278 00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:41,133 I just finished your new board. 279 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:59,507 This has been fun, but I gotta go pick up my dog. 280 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,718 Why don't you just let her have buddy? 281 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:06,337 She likes that I come by to pick him up. 282 00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:09,632 Makes her feel better, safer I think. 283 00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,843 Her? 284 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,880 Steve's sister has fallen on hard times... 285 00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:33,383 After her husband took off and emptied their bank account. 286 00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:34,883 He's really been there for her. 287 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,763 Steve. 288 00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:38,008 Helping out as much as he can. 289 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:40,338 Hey, Katey. Thanks for the coffee. 290 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:42,182 It's pretty selfless of him, actually. 291 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:47,380 See? What a guy. 292 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:54,183 Taylor! Taylor! Uncle Steve's here to pick up buddy. 293 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,472 Have you heard from him? 294 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,507 Still somewhere in Australia and finding himself. 295 00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:05,298 We can't afford to stay here. 296 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,880 He thinks there's something more out there. 297 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,723 I mean, what the fuck is out there? 298 00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:13,717 Honey, I don't know. You're gonna be all right. 299 00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:21,843 Buddy Ford, 49 years old... 300 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:24,722 In dog years and 100 percent parson Russell terrier. 301 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,757 Man, does Steve love that dog. 302 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,720 Uncle Steve. 303 00:21:28,717 --> 00:21:31,467 Hi, Taylor. What are you studying? 304 00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,967 Chemistry. 305 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,587 Want some help with that? 306 00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:36,683 A.P. Chemistry. 307 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,755 Will you bring buddy back later tonight? 308 00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:46,338 How about if I bring him back every night and pick him up... 309 00:21:46,342 --> 00:21:48,972 First thing in the morning, until you tell me to stop? 310 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,547 Really? 311 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:51,760 Yeah. 312 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,383 That would be cool. 313 00:21:54,383 --> 00:21:58,433 He gets a little gassy. I don't mind it. 314 00:21:58,425 --> 00:22:05,005 Come on, buddy, here we go. Come on, here you go, right out here. 315 00:22:34,592 --> 00:22:36,592 Sorry, no dogs. 316 00:22:36,592 --> 00:22:37,882 No, he's all right. 317 00:22:37,883 --> 00:22:39,803 What does that mean? 318 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,380 That's just something I say when I try to circumvent the rules. 319 00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:44,883 Sometimes it works. 320 00:22:44,883 --> 00:22:47,723 No? All right. Get out, pal. 321 00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:49,757 Large coffee. 322 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,545 You're not in your office. 323 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,470 Lew the Jew. 324 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:02,757 Whoa, whoa, okay, I know how that sounds. 325 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:06,048 It's not offensive, everyone calls him that. 326 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,880 I mean, he calls himself, "Lew the Jew." 327 00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:10,013 No, I'm not in my office. 328 00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:12,338 I went by your office. And you didn't find me there? 329 00:23:12,342 --> 00:23:13,972 Steve, I want to hire you. 330 00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:15,427 He's a savvy businessman... 331 00:23:15,425 --> 00:23:16,875 And a little miserly... 332 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:19,303 But not in a Jewish way, in a normal way. 333 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,340 Girl in the picture... Hey, hey, Steve... 334 00:23:21,342 --> 00:23:23,382 That's a lot of money for just a few pictures, you know? 335 00:23:23,383 --> 00:23:26,383 Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money. 336 00:23:26,383 --> 00:23:28,593 Why are we arguing? Let's talk business. 337 00:23:28,592 --> 00:23:30,012 Thank you. 338 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:32,718 I'll see you later, Lew. 339 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:35,297 Let's go, buddy. 340 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,550 Some son of a bitch graffiti punk has been spray-painting... 341 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,550 The walls of my apartment buildings. 342 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,760 Well, I could certainly help you with that. 343 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,298 I know many of the taggers in the neighborhood... 344 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,050 The only problem is, you still owe me money. 345 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,720 Aw, Steve, I can't pay you for that. 346 00:23:48,717 --> 00:23:50,967 You understand, it's the principle of the thing. 347 00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:53,967 Steve! We're getting the band back together, bro! 348 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,717 Great! My man! 349 00:23:56,717 --> 00:24:00,337 Yeah! Taylor swift saved the music industry! 350 00:24:00,342 --> 00:24:02,012 Who the hell is that? 351 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,758 No clue. 352 00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,548 I'll sell you the house back. 353 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,590 My parent's house? 354 00:24:08,592 --> 00:24:10,012 Yeah. 355 00:24:10,008 --> 00:24:11,878 You'll sell it back to me? 356 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,593 At the same price they sold it to you for? 357 00:24:14,592 --> 00:24:17,882 Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man. 358 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:19,723 I mean, this is silicon beach now. 359 00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:21,297 You realize what I could get for that house? 360 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,050 No deal. 361 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,510 Ten percent more. 362 00:24:31,592 --> 00:24:33,932 I can see this is really important to you, Lew. 363 00:24:33,925 --> 00:24:36,545 What gave it away? 364 00:24:36,550 --> 00:24:38,760 I want it in writing. 365 00:24:38,758 --> 00:24:43,048 You're killin' me. Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you. 366 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,877 Holy Christ. 367 00:24:48,592 --> 00:24:50,302 See what I mean? 368 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,760 I like it. 369 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,928 You could see how I might not. 370 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:56,005 He's really captured your essence. 371 00:24:56,008 --> 00:24:58,678 Why don't you just paint over it? 372 00:24:58,675 --> 00:25:00,045 I painted over it four times. 373 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,430 All right, you should have seen the other shit... 374 00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:02,755 It was filthier than this. 375 00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:04,928 I can't imagine anything filthier than this. 376 00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:08,875 Just get it done, Steve, if you want your parent's house back. 377 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,763 Just pay me. 378 00:25:13,592 --> 00:25:16,222 Don't look at that, come here, don't look at that. 379 00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,050 How about this? 380 00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:29,090 Cash only, no checks. And that's on sale. 381 00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:32,510 Great, thanks. 382 00:25:32,508 --> 00:25:36,928 She can take my shop, but I'm not leaving her anything. 383 00:25:37,717 --> 00:25:38,967 Yeah. 384 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:42,677 I'm letting it go. 385 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:46,215 You do that, pal, let it all go. 386 00:25:58,383 --> 00:26:00,553 Now, normally by this time... 387 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:02,680 Steve's already had about eight cups of coffee... 388 00:26:02,675 --> 00:26:05,715 And he doesn't really handle the caffeine all that well. 389 00:26:05,717 --> 00:26:08,587 So, a little secret between you and I is I switched the brew... 390 00:26:08,592 --> 00:26:11,972 In our office with decaf, you know, to take the edge off. 391 00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:14,047 John. Have you seen a picture around here... 392 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,380 A picture of my house? 393 00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:17,633 Wow, this is good coffee. 394 00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:20,883 The Samoans called looking for you. 395 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:24,053 I said that you were very sorry. 396 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,800 Good. You didn't give them the address to the office, right? 397 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,430 No. Good. 398 00:26:28,425 --> 00:26:31,545 Although, I'm sure if they were to do any type... 399 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,840 Of light investigating, they could find out where it is. 400 00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:40,547 Um... what about the picture? 401 00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:43,550 It's a picture of my family's house. 402 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:46,010 No. Look, the insurance company said they won't pay... 403 00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:49,718 Until you get a couple things sorted out. 404 00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:52,297 A picture of my parent's house. 405 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,720 Yeah, I haven't seen it. 406 00:26:53,717 --> 00:26:55,837 It was on my desk. Okay, still, no house. 407 00:26:55,842 --> 00:26:57,882 The insurance company said that we won't get paid... 408 00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:59,383 Until we, you know, file them. 409 00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:02,553 We're on a new case now. 410 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:03,930 Great. 411 00:27:03,925 --> 00:27:06,005 Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings... 412 00:27:06,008 --> 00:27:08,048 You're getting graffiti all over the place. 413 00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:09,880 There's a month of my life down the drain. 414 00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:13,013 The house, it was on my desk... it was right... 415 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,553 Sorry, this is it right here. 416 00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:21,430 Well, let's see what this photo is all about. 417 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:24,545 This is me as a kid. Look, seven years old right there. 418 00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:25,680 I'm holding the dog. 419 00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:27,755 That's you? Yeah. 420 00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,588 You're such a fat kid. 421 00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:32,382 You know, my parent's fed me all the wrong food, but... 422 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:34,053 Yeah, a lot of it, too. 423 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:37,510 Looks like you might have had a third brother that you ate. 424 00:27:37,508 --> 00:27:39,548 Surprised you didn't eat the dog. 425 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,840 Just because of how big you are. 426 00:27:41,842 --> 00:27:44,342 But you're good now, so... 427 00:27:44,342 --> 00:27:46,842 Do you know any graffiti artists around here?! 428 00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:48,382 No, not personally... 429 00:27:48,383 --> 00:27:49,973 Well, then you should find some, how about that! 430 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:53,047 Yeah, sure, definitely, I'll find some graffiti artists. 431 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:57,882 You should get some more of this coffee, too. 432 00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:01,013 Yep, definitely. 433 00:28:01,008 --> 00:28:04,588 Steve, I need you. 434 00:28:04,592 --> 00:28:07,722 I lost a lot of this weight right away. 435 00:28:07,717 --> 00:28:08,967 Come on, buddy. 436 00:28:11,842 --> 00:28:15,722 You also lost a lot of that hair right away, too. 437 00:28:15,717 --> 00:28:17,467 Steve. Hey. 438 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:18,587 I need your help. 439 00:28:18,592 --> 00:28:20,432 All right, when? Right now. 440 00:28:20,425 --> 00:28:22,335 Right now? Right now. 441 00:28:22,342 --> 00:28:26,722 You know why. I'm desperate. 442 00:28:26,717 --> 00:28:30,717 Okay. All right, buddy, in the back, up we go. 443 00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:32,047 Right now? 444 00:28:32,050 --> 00:28:33,720 Yep. 445 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:35,630 Stay low, buddy. 446 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,880 Put this in your ear, you'll be able to hear me... 447 00:28:40,883 --> 00:28:42,633 Talking to you the whole time. 448 00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:45,505 Okay. 449 00:28:45,508 --> 00:28:47,508 You sure you want to go through with this? 450 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,298 I have to, Steve. 451 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:50,680 The first sign of trouble, you get the fuck out of there. 452 00:28:50,675 --> 00:28:51,835 I know, I will. 453 00:28:51,842 --> 00:28:53,132 I'm not kidding. 454 00:29:06,925 --> 00:29:08,625 Wish me luck. 455 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,553 - Dave may I? - Anne hi, Dave. 456 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,510 Dave Anne. 457 00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:34,630 You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave. 458 00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,633 Steve don't sign anything. 459 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:41,013 Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave. 460 00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:05,930 Dave! 461 00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:10,050 I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it. 462 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:12,050 Steve don't do it. 463 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,800 Get up and walk away. 464 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,260 You won't reconsider? 465 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,090 It's done. 466 00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:39,045 Dave, it's done! 467 00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,630 Steve careful, buddy. 468 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,433 I'm going to sign these papers... 469 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,465 Because I've learned how to let go. 470 00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:46,837 Steve no. 471 00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:49,882 And if you think you deserve everything... 472 00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:54,593 I've ever worked for, then I want you to have it... 473 00:30:54,592 --> 00:30:56,382 Including the surf shop. 474 00:30:56,383 --> 00:30:57,763 Steve no, no, Dave... 475 00:30:57,758 --> 00:31:00,838 Don't sign anything, stop, stop. 476 00:31:18,383 --> 00:31:20,223 I told him. 477 00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:32,723 I think I fucked up. 478 00:31:33,883 --> 00:31:36,513 It'll be okay. 479 00:31:45,883 --> 00:31:48,183 Come on, buddy. 480 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:56,722 You're gonna be spending some time with Taylor. 481 00:31:56,717 --> 00:31:59,877 Not forever. Come on. 482 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:08,933 That a boy. Go knock on the door. 483 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:16,343 How ya doin'? 484 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,512 I'm okay. How are you? 485 00:33:21,717 --> 00:33:23,967 You know that I think of you as a son. 486 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:29,010 I did not know that, but thank you. 487 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:33,378 I guess I feel like, sometimes I think of you as a father... 488 00:33:33,383 --> 00:33:37,593 In a way... a very intimidating father. 489 00:33:37,592 --> 00:33:38,882 I'm gonna need your help, John. 490 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:42,723 Okay, what, like out in the field? 491 00:33:42,717 --> 00:33:45,007 You're gonna go out there and you're gonna find out... 492 00:33:45,008 --> 00:33:47,338 Whoever's painting these murals on Lew the Jew's walls. 493 00:33:47,342 --> 00:33:50,762 I checked out all the taggers in the city. I got nothing. 494 00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:52,798 The guy doesn't leave a signature. 495 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,720 Maybe he's not a tagger, maybe this guy's a trained artist. 496 00:33:56,717 --> 00:33:59,047 Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits. 497 00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:02,550 And John... wear extra underpants. 498 00:34:03,550 --> 00:34:05,510 Why? 499 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,880 Why? 500 00:34:07,883 --> 00:34:10,973 Why do I have to wear extra underpants? 501 00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:13,757 That's the discipline. 502 00:34:13,758 --> 00:34:16,798 I'm sorry, sorry, it's part of being a detective... 503 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,720 To wear multiple pairs of underwear? 504 00:34:19,717 --> 00:34:23,717 Do you have multiple pairs of underwear on right now? 505 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,510 That's my secret. 506 00:34:27,592 --> 00:34:29,052 Cool. 507 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,880 Get yourself ready. 508 00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:34,223 Classic father figure. 509 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:59,053 Jesus Christ, Nola, no, this has gotta stop, okay? 510 00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:02,010 It really does. It's over. 511 00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:05,008 I cannot see you anymore. 512 00:35:05,758 --> 00:35:08,548 I just had to see you. 513 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,880 Baby... 514 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,590 Steve, don't answer that. 515 00:35:20,592 --> 00:35:22,302 This is Taylor. Who's Taylor? 516 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,930 Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing? 517 00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:25,545 Taylor uncle Steve. 518 00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:27,760 I want you right now. Who's that? 519 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,008 That's the maid, she slipped and fell. 520 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:31,588 Taylor we've been robbed, they took everything! 521 00:35:31,592 --> 00:35:34,972 You got what! 522 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:38,547 They took everything, the TV, the stereo, Taylor's XBox. 523 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:40,840 I can't believe it, they took buddy! 524 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,802 Try to stay calm and wait for the cops. 525 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,970 Well, where are you going? I'm gonna go and get my dog. 526 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:50,507 Our dog. Our dog! 527 00:35:50,508 --> 00:35:52,508 Don't leave! 528 00:36:06,508 --> 00:36:08,548 Rajeesh. I didn't see anything. 529 00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,050 See what? Anything. 530 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:12,590 What the fuck you talking... No. 531 00:36:12,592 --> 00:36:14,382 Well, can I... Doesn't matter what it is. 532 00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:15,593 I'm not trying to get into any more trouble, Steve. 533 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:18,722 Well, can I... No! 534 00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:20,797 Your security camera is pointing right down my street. 535 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,590 They hate me in this neighborhood, all right? 536 00:36:22,592 --> 00:36:24,632 Who hates you? You are beloved. 537 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:27,553 Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider. 538 00:36:28,425 --> 00:36:31,545 They stole my dog, buddy. 539 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:33,470 A delicacy in my country, right? 540 00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:34,877 I never said that. 541 00:36:34,883 --> 00:36:37,053 You thought it. $200. 542 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,720 $200? 543 00:36:38,717 --> 00:36:41,177 That's how much it costs to betray my neighbor. 544 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,217 What is it coming to? 545 00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:57,013 How about $80? 546 00:36:57,008 --> 00:36:58,798 Fine. Loser. 547 00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:12,380 Two guys, druggies, they tried to trade their stuff... 548 00:37:12,383 --> 00:37:14,053 For some beer, they had your dog. 549 00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:16,050 I've seen them hanging out down by the boardwalk. 550 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:21,053 You're a good neighbor. 551 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:22,260 Fuck you, Steve. 552 00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:36,633 Hey, dickhead, can I hit that? 553 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:39,680 What'd you call us? 554 00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:42,505 Actually, what I meant to say was, dickheads. 555 00:37:42,508 --> 00:37:43,838 Dickhead one, dickhead two. 556 00:37:43,842 --> 00:37:46,382 Hey, fuck you, man! 557 00:37:46,383 --> 00:37:48,013 How's that? Hey, what's your problem, bro! 558 00:37:48,008 --> 00:37:50,838 You're my problem. You broke my nose, fag! 559 00:37:50,842 --> 00:37:53,722 Shut up, who cares? Where's my fucking dog? 560 00:37:53,717 --> 00:37:56,427 He ran away. Yeah, he ran away. He ran away. 561 00:37:56,425 --> 00:37:57,925 What do you mean, he ran away? 562 00:37:57,925 --> 00:38:00,375 We gave him to our dealer, our dealer has him. 563 00:38:00,383 --> 00:38:02,433 What's his name? I don't know the dog's name! 564 00:38:02,425 --> 00:38:03,875 Not the dog's name, idiot! What's your dealer's name? 565 00:38:03,883 --> 00:38:07,013 Spyder, his name is spyder! 566 00:38:11,425 --> 00:38:13,255 Buddy's collar? 567 00:38:16,842 --> 00:38:20,182 Never fuck with a man's dog. 568 00:38:30,717 --> 00:38:33,717 Fuck me sideways. 569 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:41,840 Hey, guys. 570 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:51,510 Spyder? Hey, spyder, it's me, Steve, you remember? 571 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,880 I felt really bad about crashing the car... 572 00:38:56,883 --> 00:38:58,473 Through your garage door. 573 00:38:58,467 --> 00:39:01,007 Brought you this delicious basket of muf... 574 00:39:09,717 --> 00:39:13,007 You got some grandé fucking cojones showing your face... 575 00:39:13,008 --> 00:39:14,758 Around here again, bro. 576 00:39:16,758 --> 00:39:18,508 What time is it? 577 00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:20,088 Time to fuck you up again, yo. 578 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:29,930 That fucker knocked himself out. 579 00:39:38,383 --> 00:39:41,723 Hey, what is this? 580 00:39:41,717 --> 00:39:43,547 Banana walnut. 581 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:48,050 It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo. 582 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:51,300 So, why you here, loco? 583 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:56,970 There's this girl. It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15. 584 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,007 She's a sweet girl. 585 00:39:59,008 --> 00:40:01,378 Does good in school, she's smart, she's happy, she's funny. 586 00:40:01,383 --> 00:40:04,343 Out of nowhere, her dad picks up and takes off. 587 00:40:04,342 --> 00:40:06,882 Just goes to try and find himself, whatever that means. 588 00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:10,303 So now, I just... I look after Taylor and her mom, Katey. 589 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,880 What the fuck this gotta do with anything? 590 00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:14,303 Let him finish. 591 00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:15,840 Go, bro. 592 00:40:15,842 --> 00:40:20,382 Last night, their house got robbed. 593 00:40:20,383 --> 00:40:24,383 They took that TV, that stereo system and that XBox. 594 00:40:24,383 --> 00:40:27,513 But the most important thing that they took was my dog. 595 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:29,875 Buddy. 596 00:40:29,883 --> 00:40:32,013 This dog? That is my dog. 597 00:40:32,008 --> 00:40:33,718 I didn't steal this dog, okay? 598 00:40:33,717 --> 00:40:35,047 Yeah, that dog is my dog. I didn't steal this dog. 599 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:36,840 Shut up. 600 00:40:36,842 --> 00:40:41,592 Yo, we didn't steal no dog. The dog was a gift. 601 00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:45,428 Nevertheless, this dog is the only thing... 602 00:40:45,425 --> 00:40:48,545 That my niece gets any comfort from. 603 00:40:53,342 --> 00:40:54,882 So, you want the dog back? 604 00:40:54,883 --> 00:40:57,473 I'm not giving you the dog back! Shut up. 605 00:40:57,467 --> 00:40:58,837 It's the only thing I want. 606 00:40:58,842 --> 00:41:01,722 Okay then, ese. You can have the dog back. 607 00:41:01,717 --> 00:41:03,927 No! Yes. Shh. 608 00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:08,877 It's only gonna cost you $3,000. 609 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,053 $3,000? 610 00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:13,300 $4,000. You just said, $3,000. 611 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,590 You just fucked up my window. 612 00:41:14,592 --> 00:41:15,842 You gave that dog to me. 613 00:41:15,842 --> 00:41:17,092 Cállate. 614 00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:23,720 You give me four grand for the car, the window... 615 00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:26,377 And the garage and I'll throw the dog in... 616 00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:30,303 Because the story of the little niña... touched my heart, bro. 617 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,300 I don't have that kind of money. 618 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,590 Then I'll fucking kill you. 619 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:35,842 Then I can get it. 620 00:41:35,842 --> 00:41:39,552 You got 24 hours, Holmes. 621 00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:41,930 That's my dog, spyder. 622 00:41:57,967 --> 00:42:00,967 Yuri, Venice's local loan shark... 623 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,007 And ruthless son of a bitch. 624 00:42:03,008 --> 00:42:05,338 Everybody knows, he is the last person... 625 00:42:05,342 --> 00:42:06,932 You want to borrow money from. 626 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:09,335 He's also the last person you want to see... 627 00:42:09,342 --> 00:42:10,592 On a beach wearing a bikini. 628 00:42:10,592 --> 00:42:12,472 I love this country. 629 00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:14,677 He only gives you a day to pay him back. 630 00:42:14,675 --> 00:42:16,755 I mean, what kind of person borrows money from a guy... 631 00:42:16,758 --> 00:42:19,338 Who only gives you a day to pay him back? 632 00:42:19,342 --> 00:42:21,432 - How's it going, Yuri? - John 633 00:42:21,425 --> 00:42:27,545 It takes Patience. So, how much money you looking for? 634 00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:29,430 $5,000. 635 00:42:29,425 --> 00:42:31,375 On the phone you said, $4,000. 636 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:34,883 I figured if I ask for four, I should probably ask for five. 637 00:42:34,883 --> 00:42:36,633 Right? 638 00:42:36,633 --> 00:42:39,883 So, how you figure on paying this monies back? 639 00:42:39,883 --> 00:42:42,803 Yuri, it's me, Steve, you know I'm good for it. 640 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,680 Whoa! 641 00:42:44,675 --> 00:42:48,005 Wait, wait, wait. Ha, ha, ha, ha! 642 00:42:48,008 --> 00:42:52,758 A Casio! I need this, I'm awful with time. 643 00:42:54,467 --> 00:43:00,507 Listen, you ever heard of the, Belarus Bowtie? 644 00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:02,548 First you cut off the testicles... 645 00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:06,510 Then you shove them down throat. 646 00:43:06,508 --> 00:43:08,798 Then you have incision here and here. 647 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:14,720 You pop the balls out and it looks like a... 648 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:15,837 Bowtie? 649 00:43:15,842 --> 00:43:18,052 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal. 650 00:43:19,592 --> 00:43:23,012 Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny. 651 00:43:23,008 --> 00:43:29,048 I loan you money, but you pay me back or you have scrotum bowtie. 652 00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:30,720 "Ponimayu??" 653 00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:35,430 Da. Scrotum bowtie. 654 00:43:37,383 --> 00:43:39,053 Good luck. Thank you. 655 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,880 See you soon. 656 00:43:45,425 --> 00:43:46,965 So, Steve... 657 00:43:46,967 --> 00:43:49,377 I just got off the phone with my brokers and it turns out... 658 00:43:49,383 --> 00:43:51,433 That the Chinese group that's interested in buying... 659 00:43:51,425 --> 00:43:53,965 My apartment complex is getting a little skittish... 660 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,877 About the graffiti situation. 661 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,303 Yeah... the graffiti situation is getting skittishy. 662 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,880 They're cutting their offer by half, Steve. 663 00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:04,843 So, here's the thing, okay? 664 00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:07,052 You find this graffiti kid in the next two days... 665 00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:09,630 And you guarantee me no graffiti through the end of escrow... 666 00:44:09,633 --> 00:44:12,763 And I will sell you this house for what I paid for it. 667 00:44:12,758 --> 00:44:13,928 That's really generous, Lew. 668 00:44:13,925 --> 00:44:15,875 It is. 669 00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:18,053 Look, the way I see it, you're probably looking at a loss... 670 00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:21,720 Of eight figures if I don't find this guy. 671 00:44:21,717 --> 00:44:22,967 But if you don't want my help, I understand. 672 00:44:22,967 --> 00:44:24,587 Okay... I'm sure you... 673 00:44:24,592 --> 00:44:26,882 Okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay. 674 00:44:26,883 --> 00:44:29,803 Find the guy and I'll give you the fuckin' house! 675 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:34,800 You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy. 676 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:39,010 I'm not happy. This is not happy. Catch the fucker. 677 00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:53,633 Steve? Hi, it's John, sorry to leave this on your voicemail... 678 00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:56,723 But I'm just looking at a picture of one of the murals... 679 00:44:56,717 --> 00:45:01,377 From Lew's building and, okay, yes... 680 00:45:01,383 --> 00:45:05,473 I give the piece as a whole, seven out of ten. 681 00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:08,677 The scrotum shading, the veins... 682 00:45:08,675 --> 00:45:13,335 And it's like the whole thing just follows you. 683 00:45:13,342 --> 00:45:15,472 So, here's what I'm gonna do. 684 00:45:15,467 --> 00:45:17,467 I'm gonna go to all the local art galleries... 685 00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,507 Show them the picture... 686 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,508 Just try to absorb as much cock as I can. 687 00:45:22,508 --> 00:45:27,548 In... ocularly, through my eyes, not... 688 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,880 All right, well... 689 00:45:29,883 --> 00:45:33,513 I'm gonna go hop on this and I'll check in with you later. 690 00:45:33,508 --> 00:45:36,218 Jesus, man, that was bad. 691 00:45:45,467 --> 00:45:50,007 Hey... I'm wondering if I can ask you about an artist. 692 00:45:50,008 --> 00:45:52,298 Sure. Okay. 693 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:56,550 I gotta warn you, it's a little racy. 694 00:45:56,550 --> 00:46:00,510 Yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist. 695 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,508 Salvatore Lopez, are you sure? 696 00:46:02,508 --> 00:46:04,048 I'm positive. You sure? 697 00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:08,720 Yes. Look, you see how the veins follow you? 698 00:46:08,717 --> 00:46:10,467 Yes, I do. 699 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:11,927 It's him. 700 00:46:11,925 --> 00:46:14,875 And the, scrotal shading, it's... 701 00:46:14,883 --> 00:46:16,843 I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect. 702 00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:18,592 Classic Salvatore? Absolutely, yes. 703 00:46:18,592 --> 00:46:20,972 Classic Salvatore... where can I find him? 704 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:22,507 Why? 705 00:46:22,508 --> 00:46:24,548 Just 'cause I'm a big fan... 706 00:46:24,550 --> 00:46:26,550 And I'm actually looking to commission a mural. 707 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:29,760 Okay, well, leave me your number, I'll see what I can do. 708 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,840 Hey, spyder, got it, four grand. 709 00:46:36,842 --> 00:46:39,972 Four grand. Where's my dog? 710 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,680 Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone. 711 00:46:44,675 --> 00:46:47,585 Gone? How gone? 712 00:46:47,592 --> 00:46:49,972 All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him. 713 00:46:49,967 --> 00:46:51,797 What are you talking about. You just took my money! 714 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,050 Hey man, this was for the car, the window and the garage. 715 00:46:54,050 --> 00:46:56,130 I was gonna throw the little dog in for free. 716 00:46:58,717 --> 00:47:00,627 You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot!? 717 00:47:00,633 --> 00:47:02,883 Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy! 718 00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:09,800 The dog's just gone, is that it! 719 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,590 Hey, bro? Bro? 720 00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:14,972 Don't think I don't have fucking nice people in my house! 721 00:47:14,967 --> 00:47:16,797 You really are crazy. 722 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,930 They've been to places that you have never been to! 723 00:47:17,925 --> 00:47:19,045 I can see that, fucker. 724 00:47:19,050 --> 00:47:21,050 A lot of mental illness! 725 00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:22,840 Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro. 726 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:26,302 What about Taylor! What about Taylor! 727 00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:28,050 Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro. 728 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,970 Take a breath, bro. 729 00:47:38,633 --> 00:47:43,303 Listen, that bitch Lupe took your dog? 730 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,050 And a briefcase filled with my cocaine. 731 00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:52,880 You find her, you get my shit, I'll give you your money back. 732 00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:58,803 How about this? How about I find your girl and your briefcase... 733 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,720 Full of cocaine and you pay me triple the money. 734 00:48:03,717 --> 00:48:05,927 Psh! 735 00:48:09,717 --> 00:48:11,967 Deal, fucker. 736 00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:13,377 But you better do it now, before my drugs find a new distributor. 737 00:48:13,383 --> 00:48:15,303 I'll get right on it. 738 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:18,930 Listen... wherever this bitch is, your dog's there, too. 739 00:48:24,425 --> 00:48:26,545 What? She likes Knott's Berry farms, Holmes. 740 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:28,970 Knott's Berry farm's been closed for a long time, hasn't it? 741 00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:30,757 No, it's still open. 742 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:33,428 That other bitch in that picture is her other sister, Consuela... 743 00:48:33,425 --> 00:48:36,425 She sometimes hangs out at my cousin's bar, La Patronca. 744 00:48:36,425 --> 00:48:38,465 Got an address on that? 745 00:48:38,467 --> 00:48:40,717 Fuckin' Google it, Holmes. 746 00:48:42,425 --> 00:48:43,505 I need you to run some recon for me. 747 00:48:43,508 --> 00:48:44,718 Okay, pal? 748 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:46,507 The bar is la Patronca... 749 00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:48,048 We're looking for a girl named Consuela. 750 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,840 We find out where's she's staying... 751 00:48:49,842 --> 00:48:52,432 And that will lead us to Lupe and the coke. 752 00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:54,755 And John, try not to stand out, okay? 753 00:49:07,758 --> 00:49:14,008 Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you, you're not a fucking DJ! 754 00:49:19,383 --> 00:49:24,553 Hey there, amigo. Quite a place you got here. Really nice. 755 00:49:24,550 --> 00:49:26,470 Um... to start... 756 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:30,047 I would like one of your finest cervezas, por favor. 757 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:35,760 I believe $2.00 should do it. I don't want no gringo prices. 758 00:49:45,467 --> 00:49:47,177 My. 759 00:49:48,675 --> 00:49:50,255 Nice boots. 760 00:49:51,467 --> 00:49:54,927 Thank you, thank you so much. 761 00:49:59,550 --> 00:50:01,260 You can keep the change. 762 00:50:03,050 --> 00:50:07,550 I'm also... I'm hoping you know something... 763 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,550 About this girl right here. 764 00:50:16,675 --> 00:50:18,005 Jesus. 765 00:50:18,008 --> 00:50:21,008 Why you asking? You a cop? 766 00:50:21,008 --> 00:50:22,928 No, no, I'm not a cop. 767 00:50:22,925 --> 00:50:25,835 No, no, no, I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her. 768 00:50:27,008 --> 00:50:29,178 She messing with you, too? 769 00:50:30,550 --> 00:50:32,550 No, not that I know of. 770 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:35,880 No, it's nothing personal, I just wanna talk to her. 771 00:50:37,383 --> 00:50:39,933 Okay... just had to check. 772 00:50:41,425 --> 00:50:43,545 Her name's Consuela. 773 00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:45,680 She lives at the Hollywood premiere motel... 774 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:47,425 With her sister, Lupe. 775 00:50:47,425 --> 00:50:53,965 Wow, okay... great, that was a lot easier... 776 00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:55,377 Than I thought it would be. 777 00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:57,183 Thank you, gracias. 778 00:51:00,383 --> 00:51:02,973 He spit that pit on your floor. 779 00:51:02,967 --> 00:51:07,297 You know what, that is legitimately all I needed... 780 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:09,300 To know, so... all right... 781 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,050 I'm gonna let you keep that and thank you so much for your time. 782 00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:18,300 You can actually have the beer, that's for you, my tip. Thanks. 783 00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:21,380 Be careful! She plays mind games. 784 00:51:21,383 --> 00:51:22,883 Okay. 785 00:51:22,883 --> 00:51:24,723 Takes hours to respond to texts. 786 00:51:24,717 --> 00:51:26,547 Hello. 787 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:29,680 One of the most annoying things is that she'll make plans... 788 00:51:29,675 --> 00:51:31,795 And then cancel them, day of. 789 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,300 She'll invite you over to watch a movie and then... 790 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,720 Just wanna watch a movie! 791 00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,677 Okay. And she's a Capricorn. 792 00:51:37,675 --> 00:51:39,425 Okay, I really, I gotta get going. 793 00:51:39,425 --> 00:51:44,795 Yo, if you find her, tell her Rigaberto is thinking about her. 794 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:50,050 I will. Good day, gentlemen. 795 00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:52,630 So, after my stellar detective work... 796 00:51:52,633 --> 00:51:54,053 I pointed Steve in the direction... 797 00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:55,630 Of the Hollywood premiere motel... 798 00:51:55,633 --> 00:51:57,263 Where Consuela was known to frequent. 799 00:52:03,883 --> 00:52:06,683 Damn! My god. 800 00:52:11,550 --> 00:52:15,180 Hey, baby, I'm mocha. You looking for a date? 801 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:19,800 I... I don't think so. 802 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,180 What... you some kind of fag or something, sweetie? 803 00:52:23,925 --> 00:52:26,175 No! What would... how... 804 00:52:28,467 --> 00:52:31,757 Mocha, maybe you could help me. 805 00:52:33,883 --> 00:52:36,843 Have you seen this girl right here? 806 00:52:36,842 --> 00:52:39,382 What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that? 807 00:52:39,383 --> 00:52:41,933 Some kind of bullshit knott's Berry farm picture. 808 00:52:41,925 --> 00:52:43,545 I don't know. 809 00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:47,550 Well, that one's Lupe, I've seen her. 810 00:52:47,550 --> 00:52:49,380 Room 216. 811 00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:51,633 You didn't see a little dog, too, did you? 812 00:52:51,633 --> 00:52:53,883 That dog's got some bowel problems. 813 00:52:53,883 --> 00:52:55,553 He doesn't have any bowel problems... 814 00:52:55,550 --> 00:52:56,800 Well, he shits fuckin' everywhere! 815 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,840 It's a nervous disorder. Whatever. 816 00:53:00,508 --> 00:53:04,838 Now, if you change your mind... Mocha will turn you out. 817 00:53:04,842 --> 00:53:06,682 I will noodle on that. 818 00:53:06,675 --> 00:53:09,295 I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me. 819 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:11,930 You cute. 820 00:53:12,883 --> 00:53:15,843 Okay, so, it is 8:36 P.M. 821 00:53:15,842 --> 00:53:20,382 I've got my stakeout provisions acquired... 822 00:53:20,383 --> 00:53:23,473 I am headed to the lookout spot right now. 823 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:25,717 Time to kick the tires and light the fire. 824 00:53:25,717 --> 00:53:26,837 Hey. Hey. 825 00:53:26,842 --> 00:53:28,552 John, right? Yeah, hi... 826 00:53:28,550 --> 00:53:30,880 Hi. I'm John, my name's John. Hello. 827 00:53:30,883 --> 00:53:34,303 I know, we've met. I just said your name. 828 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:36,300 Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just... 829 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,380 I'm not used to people remembering me. 830 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,803 Well, how could I forget a guy who followed me... 831 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,380 Down a dark alley? 832 00:53:41,383 --> 00:53:44,383 I should have finished the job, killed you there. 833 00:53:44,383 --> 00:53:46,433 Sorry, I wouldn't kill you. 834 00:53:46,425 --> 00:53:50,045 By the way, were you just talking to yourself? 835 00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:54,550 Yeah... no... no, I was talking into my phone here. 836 00:53:54,550 --> 00:53:56,340 I take field notes. Cool. 837 00:53:56,342 --> 00:53:57,632 Yeah. 838 00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:59,763 So, are you following someone tonight? 839 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:04,798 Actually, yes. 840 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,590 I probably shouldn't be mentioning this... 841 00:54:06,592 --> 00:54:10,592 But, yeah, I got a pretty sweet case going on. 842 00:54:10,592 --> 00:54:13,682 I'm following a graffiti artist by the name of Salvatore Lopez. 843 00:54:13,675 --> 00:54:15,295 Salvatore Lopez? 844 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,550 Could be salvatoré, I don't really know. 845 00:54:16,550 --> 00:54:18,840 I love him. 846 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:20,682 You do? You know him? 847 00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:23,675 Yeah, of course, he's like the Banksy of Venice. 848 00:54:23,675 --> 00:54:24,835 Right. 849 00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:26,552 I would love to see what he looks like. 850 00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:28,010 You and me both. 851 00:54:28,008 --> 00:54:31,048 Do you want some company? 852 00:54:32,842 --> 00:54:36,682 Yes, but you know it's just... 853 00:54:36,675 --> 00:54:38,795 I mean, it's a stakeout, it's sitting in a car. 854 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,720 I don't mind. 855 00:54:41,717 --> 00:54:47,547 Okay. You have a very low bar for a fun evening. 856 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,930 Okay, my turn. 857 00:54:48,925 --> 00:54:51,755 Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen DeGeneres... 858 00:54:51,758 --> 00:54:54,338 Oprah or Kelly Ripa? 859 00:54:54,342 --> 00:54:59,932 Okay, well, I'd fuck Oprah, because she's beautiful. 860 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:05,465 She's a national treasure and if I do it right, I'll get a car! 861 00:55:05,467 --> 00:55:06,877 Look under your seats! 862 00:55:06,883 --> 00:55:09,013 Then I guess I'd marry Ellen... 863 00:55:09,008 --> 00:55:10,298 Just because of the sense of humor... 864 00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,970 You gotta want that in a wife. 865 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:15,377 And she's got an endless supply of sneakers and suits. 866 00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:16,553 That's true. 867 00:55:16,550 --> 00:55:18,880 And will dance the day away. 868 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:23,883 And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly. Sweet, sweet Ripa. 869 00:55:23,883 --> 00:55:27,843 Only because, that's the nature of the game... 870 00:55:27,842 --> 00:55:29,342 And someone's gotta die. 871 00:55:29,342 --> 00:55:30,722 It would probably scar me for life... 872 00:55:30,717 --> 00:55:32,877 It would ruin my marriage, with Ellen, so... 873 00:55:32,883 --> 00:55:35,053 That's fair. 874 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,430 It's so crazy to me that you, 875 00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:44,465 That you know Salvatore Lopez, that's... 876 00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:47,877 Yeah, he's great, I mean, I love the way he combines... 877 00:55:47,883 --> 00:55:51,633 The Japanese theory of shuko with a street-style aesthetic. 878 00:55:51,633 --> 00:55:53,513 Yes, yes. 879 00:55:53,508 --> 00:55:57,428 Plus, his intimate knowledge with the male anatomy. 880 00:55:57,425 --> 00:55:58,715 It's very sensual. 881 00:55:58,717 --> 00:56:00,257 And the way the veins follow your eyes. 882 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:02,045 Yeah, yeah. 883 00:56:02,050 --> 00:56:04,680 And the scrotal shading. Shut up. 884 00:56:07,883 --> 00:56:11,263 You know, you're kind of cute. 885 00:56:13,467 --> 00:56:16,757 Well, I've been told I'm a bit of a young Roger Daltrey... 886 00:56:16,758 --> 00:56:18,928 If he spent a lot of time with computers. 887 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,930 John... 888 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:38,175 Nola... 889 00:57:01,425 --> 00:57:03,545 Ooh, it's my little noodle. 890 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,050 Hey. Ladies. 891 00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:08,630 I like watching you walk away. 892 00:57:47,008 --> 00:57:52,048 Buddy! Aw, man, come on. There you go. 893 00:57:52,050 --> 00:57:53,630 Did you miss me? 894 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:57,593 Aw, come here, pal... Take a little rest. 895 00:58:02,592 --> 00:58:05,012 What do you think you're doing in my girl Lupe's room? 896 00:58:05,008 --> 00:58:07,678 Dog Walker... they didn't tell you? 897 00:58:08,967 --> 00:58:11,967 You don't look like no dog Walker to me. 898 00:58:12,383 --> 00:58:14,223 Really? 899 00:58:17,008 --> 00:58:19,008 That's all you got, baby? 900 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,510 See, I came to this town with a dream... 901 00:58:27,508 --> 00:58:30,508 Make-up artist to all the stars and shit. 902 00:58:32,633 --> 00:58:35,343 Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry. 903 00:58:35,342 --> 00:58:37,932 He was sweet as molasses. 904 00:58:37,925 --> 00:58:40,835 He took good care of me. Loved me for what I was. 905 00:58:43,883 --> 00:58:46,053 Good man like that's hard to find. 906 00:58:46,050 --> 00:58:47,880 Don't I know it, girl. 907 00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:51,630 What happened to him? 908 00:58:51,633 --> 00:58:53,633 I killed him. 909 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:59,053 There... what do you think, sugar? 910 00:58:59,050 --> 00:59:01,720 I feel really special. 911 00:59:01,717 --> 00:59:03,507 Yeah, I knew you would. 912 00:59:06,550 --> 00:59:10,720 You know what I think is next? 913 00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:12,717 A ride home? 914 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,260 We gonna have to give you a shave, baby. 915 00:59:22,050 --> 00:59:24,340 I'll be right back. 916 00:59:24,342 --> 00:59:28,512 Come on, sweetness, let's move little doggie to the bathroom... 917 00:59:28,508 --> 00:59:31,178 Before it shits all over the bed. 918 00:59:42,675 --> 00:59:46,675 Gonna have some fun... 919 00:59:46,675 --> 00:59:48,625 Now, don't be wiggling around on me... 920 00:59:48,633 --> 00:59:52,843 'Cause I'd hate to cut off what little you got down there, baby. 921 01:00:01,717 --> 01:00:04,677 Here you go, buddy. Here boy, here you go, pal, come here. 922 01:00:04,675 --> 01:00:07,425 Come on, let's go. Here we go. 923 01:00:07,425 --> 01:00:09,965 Get your ass back here now! 924 01:00:10,883 --> 01:00:12,763 You broke my nose! 925 01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:18,340 Girls! 926 01:00:18,342 --> 01:00:20,512 Run, buddy, I'll find you! 927 01:00:20,508 --> 01:00:21,718 Get him! 928 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:26,630 Bitch, come back here! Come back here, motherfucker! 929 01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:29,548 Let's get him! 930 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:33,930 Get that motherfucker! 931 01:00:42,925 --> 01:00:45,755 Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him! 932 01:00:45,758 --> 01:00:48,128 We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car! 933 01:00:49,050 --> 01:00:51,220 Get out of that car right now! 934 01:01:00,050 --> 01:01:02,760 He was kinda cute. 935 01:01:15,383 --> 01:01:16,723 Hey. 936 01:01:16,717 --> 01:01:18,677 Hello. 937 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,505 Hey, fellas, how you doing? 938 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:22,880 You borrow money, you pay money back. 939 01:01:22,883 --> 01:01:24,883 Yeah, of course I do. So? 940 01:01:24,883 --> 01:01:27,803 You gave me a week. No, it's a day. 941 01:01:30,342 --> 01:01:31,882 Yeah, but it's a week though, right? 942 01:01:31,883 --> 01:01:33,883 It's always a day. 943 01:01:33,883 --> 01:01:35,553 It's one day, no? 944 01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:36,880 It's always been a day. 945 01:01:36,883 --> 01:01:39,633 Nice lipstick. 946 01:01:39,633 --> 01:01:43,013 Yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick. 947 01:01:43,008 --> 01:01:46,048 Brings out the color in your eyes. 948 01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:48,340 So, a day? One day. 949 01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:49,552 All right. 950 01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:54,967 Remind him of the due date, 951 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,757 I'm pretty sure that's you, Lew... 952 01:02:02,758 --> 01:02:04,718 I just don't know what happened to you. 953 01:02:04,717 --> 01:02:06,717 I'm running out of time, okay? 954 01:02:06,717 --> 01:02:08,627 The Chinese are coming to visit the building tomorrow. 955 01:02:08,633 --> 01:02:11,053 It's a lucha libre wrestler... 956 01:02:11,050 --> 01:02:14,760 And I think he's tea-bagging you, Lew. 957 01:02:14,758 --> 01:02:16,838 I'm gonna lose the sale, okay? 958 01:02:16,842 --> 01:02:19,342 Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake! 959 01:02:19,383 --> 01:02:20,513 You said you were gonna take care of this! 960 01:02:20,508 --> 01:02:21,758 All right, I got it, I got it... 961 01:02:21,758 --> 01:02:22,878 Okay? I'll take care of it. 962 01:02:22,883 --> 01:02:24,053 All right? Jesus Christ. 963 01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:25,680 Jesus Christ. 964 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:31,045 Hey, Lew, you think you could... Loan me $5,000? 965 01:02:31,050 --> 01:02:33,510 You want me to lend you... Fuck you! 966 01:02:33,508 --> 01:02:35,338 Steve! 967 01:02:35,342 --> 01:02:37,052 And what happened to you? 968 01:02:37,050 --> 01:02:39,930 You were supposed to take care of this. 969 01:02:39,925 --> 01:02:44,545 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I got... distracted. 970 01:02:46,883 --> 01:02:48,763 Just go find the graffiti artist. 971 01:02:48,758 --> 01:02:51,508 It's very creative. 972 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:54,630 I've never even imagined tea-bagging someone like that. 973 01:02:55,883 --> 01:02:58,133 I'll... 974 01:03:21,467 --> 01:03:23,467 Hey, Dave. 975 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:27,627 You're drinking alone and the sun's still up. 976 01:03:27,633 --> 01:03:30,473 I've been evicted from my own house. 977 01:03:30,467 --> 01:03:32,507 I'm sorry to hear that. 978 01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:34,590 You know I'm there for you. 979 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:36,512 I know. 980 01:03:36,550 --> 01:03:39,050 Promise me that you'll let me be there. 981 01:03:39,050 --> 01:03:43,880 Fine. I'll let you be there. 982 01:03:48,842 --> 01:03:52,882 Listen, I count on you to be the ballast in my life. 983 01:03:52,883 --> 01:03:56,053 I need you to turn this thing around. 984 01:03:56,050 --> 01:03:59,720 I'm there for you. 985 01:03:59,717 --> 01:04:02,297 So, about that five grand plus interest I need... 986 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,090 So Yuri doesn't kill me. 987 01:04:08,883 --> 01:04:12,883 From the closing sale at the shop. 988 01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:14,013 Wow. 989 01:04:14,008 --> 01:04:16,758 Me dinero es su dinero. 990 01:04:16,758 --> 01:04:19,588 Thanks, man. Thank you. 991 01:04:19,592 --> 01:04:22,882 Really, thank you. 992 01:04:22,883 --> 01:04:25,343 So, you are learning to let go? 993 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:27,843 I'm letting go, all right. 994 01:04:28,675 --> 01:04:32,545 Here... crash at my place. 995 01:04:32,967 --> 01:04:35,547 Yeah. Thanks. 996 01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:44,048 Hey, Yuri. 997 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:45,970 Hey. 998 01:04:45,967 --> 01:04:48,677 Thank you very much, very much. 999 01:04:48,675 --> 01:04:49,875 You're welcome. 1000 01:04:49,883 --> 01:04:51,933 You're a man of your word, da? 1001 01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:53,925 You, too. I appreciate it. 1002 01:04:53,925 --> 01:04:57,965 Listen, don't borrow any money from me? 1003 01:04:57,967 --> 01:04:59,627 It's dangerous. 1004 01:04:59,633 --> 01:05:01,433 Right. Thank you. 1005 01:05:01,425 --> 01:05:04,045 All right, thanks again. Come on, ladies. 1006 01:05:09,508 --> 01:05:11,628 Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on. 1007 01:05:11,633 --> 01:05:16,013 Hold on. Wait for it. Yes, I got him! 1008 01:05:16,008 --> 01:05:17,008 I got Salvatore. 1009 01:05:17,008 --> 01:05:18,548 What? 1010 01:05:18,550 --> 01:05:19,630 Yeah, I was looking right at him. 1011 01:05:19,633 --> 01:05:21,723 And... just... 1012 01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:25,677 I don't know if this changes anything, but he's not Latino. 1013 01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:28,005 Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right? 1014 01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:30,428 But he's not, he's black. 1015 01:05:30,425 --> 01:05:31,925 All right, I'll see you in a little bit. 1016 01:05:31,925 --> 01:05:33,505 That doesn't make me a racist... 1017 01:05:33,550 --> 01:05:36,720 I just thought you might... I'll be here. 1018 01:05:36,717 --> 01:05:38,547 Jesus. 1019 01:05:50,717 --> 01:05:54,757 You must be Salvatore. Yeah. 1020 01:05:54,758 --> 01:05:56,588 So? 1021 01:05:56,592 --> 01:05:59,682 How much does this one go for? 1022 01:05:59,717 --> 01:06:01,677 $10,000. 1023 01:06:01,717 --> 01:06:03,627 I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars for this... 1024 01:06:03,633 --> 01:06:05,803 And keep you from going to jail. 1025 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,510 Jail? 1026 01:06:07,508 --> 01:06:09,048 Man, I think you should get the fuck out of here. 1027 01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:10,630 What's that? What's that? 1028 01:06:11,925 --> 01:06:14,005 Hold still, jerkoff. 1029 01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:16,972 You painted the top of my head blue. 1030 01:06:16,967 --> 01:06:18,627 You remember? 1031 01:06:18,633 --> 01:06:20,843 Now you're gonna tell me everything you know. 1032 01:06:27,342 --> 01:06:30,722 Hey, fuck you, man. This paint don't come off. 1033 01:06:35,508 --> 01:06:39,338 What... what... what'd you write on his face? 1034 01:06:39,383 --> 01:06:41,343 Or did you just stomp him? 1035 01:06:41,342 --> 01:06:43,342 Dude, what is with you and all the violence? 1036 01:06:43,342 --> 01:06:45,052 Aw, shit. 1037 01:06:45,050 --> 01:06:47,550 Hey, look who it is. 1038 01:06:47,550 --> 01:06:49,510 What's up, cholos? 1039 01:06:49,508 --> 01:06:51,758 Where's my shit? 1040 01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:53,048 Yeah, where's his shit? 1041 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:56,510 Dude, I'm standing right here. 1042 01:06:56,508 --> 01:06:57,838 I can hear every word he says. 1043 01:06:57,842 --> 01:06:59,552 Shut the fuck up! Hey, hey... 1044 01:06:59,550 --> 01:07:01,050 Don't talk to him like that... You shut the fuck up! 1045 01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:02,680 I'm cool, I'm cool. We're all good. 1046 01:07:02,717 --> 01:07:04,677 You and your dog's time is running out. 1047 01:07:04,717 --> 01:07:06,677 You didn't find Lupe yet, did you? 1048 01:07:06,717 --> 01:07:08,297 You're the one that's supposed to be looking. 1049 01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:09,510 I want my shit back! 1050 01:07:09,550 --> 01:07:11,590 I want my dog back. 1051 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:14,592 Whoa, jeez. Great. 1052 01:07:14,592 --> 01:07:17,682 You got 24 hours, Holmes. 1053 01:07:17,675 --> 01:07:19,425 I'm gonna come find you. 1054 01:07:19,425 --> 01:07:21,375 Have fun. 1055 01:07:21,383 --> 01:07:24,343 You probably don't care but, um... you're saying, "24"... 1056 01:07:24,342 --> 01:07:27,342 But your hands are actually saying, "42." 1057 01:07:27,342 --> 01:07:29,932 I know when I do my gang gestures... 1058 01:07:29,925 --> 01:07:31,675 I like to practice in the mirror. 1059 01:07:31,675 --> 01:07:35,085 See this watch? This watch is shit. Fuck your watch! 1060 01:07:41,967 --> 01:07:44,257 What's the matter with you? 1061 01:08:01,467 --> 01:08:03,627 You might want to get out of the house once in a while. 1062 01:08:03,633 --> 01:08:05,683 I know. 1063 01:08:05,675 --> 01:08:07,465 What are you doing? 1064 01:08:07,467 --> 01:08:09,837 I gotta go steal back some drugs for these gang guys... 1065 01:08:09,842 --> 01:08:11,682 So I can get my dog back. 1066 01:08:11,675 --> 01:08:14,425 But first I gotta go shake up these real estate assholes. 1067 01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:16,965 Cool. 1068 01:08:16,967 --> 01:08:18,047 Wanna come? 1069 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:19,550 Yeah! 1070 01:08:19,550 --> 01:08:21,010 Sounds like fun. 1071 01:08:21,008 --> 01:08:22,718 Could be dangerous. 1072 01:08:24,008 --> 01:08:26,088 Maybe I'll die. 1073 01:08:33,008 --> 01:08:35,588 Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter. 1074 01:08:35,592 --> 01:08:36,972 Do you have an appointment? 1075 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:41,297 No, just tell him we represent Lew the Jew. 1076 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:42,590 Lew the Jew? 1077 01:08:42,592 --> 01:08:45,512 Lew the Jew. Hurry up. 1078 01:08:45,508 --> 01:08:47,508 Just a moment. 1079 01:08:48,633 --> 01:08:50,513 Hurry up? 1080 01:08:50,508 --> 01:08:51,838 No more Patience. 1081 01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:54,803 Have a mint. 1082 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,800 How can I help you, gentlemen? 1083 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,260 You are so fucked. 1084 01:09:01,883 --> 01:09:03,843 I'm sorry, excuse me? 1085 01:09:03,842 --> 01:09:06,842 This about money? It's always about money. 1086 01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:09,592 It's Lew the Jew, come on, you need a few bucks? 1087 01:09:09,592 --> 01:09:11,762 No, don't need money. 1088 01:09:11,758 --> 01:09:14,678 But here is the deal we are gonna make you. 1089 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:18,377 You are gonna make Lew the Jew a very generous offer... 1090 01:09:18,383 --> 01:09:21,343 For all the shit that you've done to his apartment building. 1091 01:09:21,383 --> 01:09:23,303 We were thinking $22 million. 1092 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:26,510 22... $22 million? 1093 01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:31,380 And you are gonna give Dave here a brand new condo. 1094 01:09:31,383 --> 01:09:34,433 One bedroom and a den. 1095 01:09:34,425 --> 01:09:37,005 Right on the beach, for free. 1096 01:09:37,008 --> 01:09:40,378 Okay, this... is a moment for me to call the police. 1097 01:09:40,383 --> 01:09:41,763 Excuse me. 1098 01:09:41,758 --> 01:09:43,798 Good, well, you can show them this... 1099 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:47,050 Because right there, that is a signed... 1100 01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:48,550 Notarized. 1101 01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:52,300 Sworn affidavit by a Salvatore Lopez... 1102 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:55,550 The graffiti artist that you hired to paint all over... 1103 01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:58,340 Lew the Jew's buildings, so the Chinese would drop... 1104 01:09:58,383 --> 01:10:00,513 Their offer and you could buy for less. 1105 01:10:00,508 --> 01:10:02,048 So, we have a deal, right? 1106 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:06,130 Or am I gonna have to put your head through that fucking wall? 1107 01:10:11,717 --> 01:10:14,677 There, there you go, fellas. You have a good day, all right? 1108 01:10:14,675 --> 01:10:16,125 Bye, bye. 1109 01:10:36,967 --> 01:10:38,297 You're short. 1110 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:40,300 What? You're short. 1111 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,880 That's all prince gave me for that stuff. 1112 01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:46,680 I swear. 1113 01:10:46,717 --> 01:10:49,547 Oscar, I would never lie to you. 1114 01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:58,840 I gotta get back to Spyder's before he suspects anything. 1115 01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:04,842 What happens if spyder finds out? 1116 01:11:05,842 --> 01:11:07,682 Fuck spyder. 1117 01:11:11,592 --> 01:11:13,472 Where are you taking my dog? I found him out back. 1118 01:11:13,467 --> 01:11:15,467 He's my dog now. 1119 01:11:15,467 --> 01:11:16,587 What? 1120 01:11:16,592 --> 01:11:18,342 Just stay here. 1121 01:11:18,383 --> 01:11:20,223 Pinche loco. 1122 01:11:28,342 --> 01:11:29,882 Time to go. 1123 01:11:29,883 --> 01:11:34,183 Fuck Oscar and fuck spyder. 1124 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:47,928 Bonus! What gives? 1125 01:11:47,925 --> 01:11:51,675 Some "just in case" stuff. I guess. 1126 01:11:54,592 --> 01:11:56,842 Wow, where'd you get this? Some drug lord? 1127 01:11:56,883 --> 01:11:59,883 Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski? 1128 01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:01,013 Yeah. 1129 01:12:01,008 --> 01:12:02,758 Well, her old man was a cop. 1130 01:12:02,758 --> 01:12:04,048 Sweet. 1131 01:12:04,050 --> 01:12:05,680 Grenade? Yeah. 1132 01:12:05,717 --> 01:12:07,717 Cool. Thank you. 1133 01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:11,302 Knuckle duster? Yep. 1134 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:14,010 Ninja throwing star? Yeah. 1135 01:12:15,008 --> 01:12:16,548 You sure you want to do this? 1136 01:12:16,550 --> 01:12:19,800 What else have I got to do? I'm with you. 1137 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,180 To the hounds. Nice. 1138 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,880 You got a flat tire. 1139 01:12:54,883 --> 01:12:56,473 What? 1140 01:12:56,467 --> 01:12:58,467 Are you kidding me? 1141 01:12:58,467 --> 01:12:59,877 Well, fix the fucking thing. 1142 01:12:59,883 --> 01:13:02,343 Gigi don't fix no tires. 1143 01:13:02,342 --> 01:13:03,682 Shit. 1144 01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:07,337 Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late. 1145 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:10,683 Fine. Hurry up, okay? 1146 01:13:10,675 --> 01:13:12,425 Hurry up. Bitch. 1147 01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:14,965 - What? - You heard me. 1148 01:13:21,758 --> 01:13:23,718 Awesome. 1149 01:13:24,925 --> 01:13:27,715 What the hell's taking so long, girl? 1150 01:13:30,508 --> 01:13:33,548 I'll take that. Okay. 1151 01:13:34,842 --> 01:13:36,472 Where's my dog? 1152 01:13:36,467 --> 01:13:38,757 Spyder has him. 1153 01:13:38,758 --> 01:13:40,678 I swear. 1154 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:44,550 Hi, I'm Dave. 1155 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:46,800 I just electrocuted the shit out of your friend. 1156 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,680 He's taking a little nap in the trunk. 1157 01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:51,545 I want you to try these bracelets on. 1158 01:13:51,550 --> 01:13:53,880 They're free. 1159 01:14:02,508 --> 01:14:04,338 Where's the rest of the coke? 1160 01:14:04,342 --> 01:14:06,342 That's all there was. 1161 01:14:06,342 --> 01:14:10,472 Ooh, a shot to the knee cap, that's... that's gonna hurt. 1162 01:14:10,467 --> 01:14:12,337 Okay, okay, okay, okay... 1163 01:14:12,342 --> 01:14:15,342 I sold it to this guy, black dude, prince. 1164 01:14:15,342 --> 01:14:17,932 Where can I find him? 1165 01:14:17,925 --> 01:14:21,875 He's always at this bar called bird cage. 1166 01:14:27,633 --> 01:14:29,723 You're very cute. 1167 01:14:29,717 --> 01:14:32,587 Where are you going? You can't leave me here! 1168 01:14:32,592 --> 01:14:35,932 Don't worry, we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you... 1169 01:14:35,925 --> 01:14:37,545 As soon as we scamper off. 1170 01:14:37,550 --> 01:14:39,840 Enjoy prison. 1171 01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:42,382 What? Pinches gringos! 1172 01:14:42,383 --> 01:14:44,223 Hey! 1173 01:14:52,342 --> 01:14:54,012 Okay, you ready? 1174 01:14:54,050 --> 01:14:57,430 I've got a boner for the first time in a year. 1175 01:14:57,425 --> 01:15:02,125 I have no real response to that statement. 1176 01:15:04,342 --> 01:15:05,722 Hey, man, how you doing? 1177 01:15:05,717 --> 01:15:06,837 Fuck you. 1178 01:15:06,883 --> 01:15:08,433 Is there a cover? 1179 01:15:08,425 --> 01:15:09,875 Fuck you. 1180 01:15:09,883 --> 01:15:12,303 Prince is expecting us. 1181 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,970 What's in the case? 1182 01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:17,127 A lot of money to buy cocaine. 1183 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,630 I was planning on using that later. 1184 01:15:22,633 --> 01:15:24,513 Is there a back door to this place? 1185 01:15:24,550 --> 01:15:26,840 Man, fuck you. 1186 01:15:28,508 --> 01:15:30,338 Thanks very much. You're really good. 1187 01:15:30,342 --> 01:15:32,632 Fuck you. 1188 01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:48,675 Manhattan, neat, 1189 01:15:48,717 --> 01:15:50,587 vodka tonic. 1190 01:15:53,050 --> 01:15:55,090 Do you need me to walk you through that? 1191 01:15:56,842 --> 01:15:59,052 Whoa... not so fast. 1192 01:15:59,050 --> 01:16:03,630 We're here to see prince. Spyder sent us. 1193 01:16:05,467 --> 01:16:09,507 Spyder? But Oscar sent some girl over yesterday. 1194 01:16:11,050 --> 01:16:12,680 Hang on. 1195 01:16:17,008 --> 01:16:20,798 He said they'd see you, but they hope you know what you're doing. 1196 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,680 It's that door down at the end of the hall. 1197 01:16:22,717 --> 01:16:24,087 Thanks. 1198 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:32,340 Prince is a modern-day entrepreneur... 1199 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:35,472 Money laundering, prostitution, drug dealing... 1200 01:16:35,467 --> 01:16:37,007 What doesn't this guy do? 1201 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:39,550 These two look the fuck out of place. 1202 01:16:42,675 --> 01:16:43,965 What the hell are these cats... 1203 01:16:45,758 --> 01:16:48,838 Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you? 1204 01:16:48,883 --> 01:16:49,973 I'm Steve. 1205 01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:51,007 I'm Dave. 1206 01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:52,630 Okay, okay, first thing... 1207 01:16:52,633 --> 01:16:54,343 You gotta give me the card for that DJ, man. 1208 01:16:54,342 --> 01:16:56,592 He is playing some great music out there. 1209 01:16:56,592 --> 01:16:59,842 Came here to talk to me about the motherfucking DJ? 1210 01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:01,683 You a crazy motherfucker. 1211 01:17:01,675 --> 01:17:04,465 All right, well, so enough with the talking and shit... 1212 01:17:04,467 --> 01:17:05,547 Open the case. 1213 01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:07,720 Yeah, just show me the stuff. 1214 01:17:07,717 --> 01:17:09,337 Just open the case. 1215 01:17:09,342 --> 01:17:11,302 Show me the stuff. Just open the case. 1216 01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:12,510 Show us the stuff. Open the case. 1217 01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:13,878 Show us the fucking stuff! 1218 01:17:13,883 --> 01:17:15,593 Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case. 1219 01:17:15,592 --> 01:17:17,012 Show us the motherfucking stuff! 1220 01:17:17,008 --> 01:17:18,718 Open the motherfucking case, Steve! 1221 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,967 What are... what are you doing? Kill these motherfuckers. 1222 01:17:21,925 --> 01:17:23,835 Shit! 1223 01:17:25,758 --> 01:17:27,678 Now the thing you need to do is sit there real quiet... 1224 01:17:27,717 --> 01:17:29,337 And just sit back. 1225 01:17:29,342 --> 01:17:30,512 I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck. 1226 01:17:30,508 --> 01:17:31,968 Okay, be very cool. 1227 01:17:31,967 --> 01:17:34,717 We're gonna stand up, you ready? Come on. 1228 01:17:36,675 --> 01:17:37,965 Shit just got real. 1229 01:17:37,967 --> 01:17:40,547 You, put your gun down, put your gun down. 1230 01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:45,050 Take that cocaine, put it in our case and shut it. 1231 01:17:48,758 --> 01:17:51,548 Tick, tick, tick, tick. 1232 01:17:53,675 --> 01:17:55,795 Here we go, nice and easy. 1233 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,800 Nice and easy, watch your step. You're in control, boss. 1234 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,010 Fuck you. 1235 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,050 Dave, you got this? 1236 01:18:01,050 --> 01:18:03,010 I got it. 1237 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:07,010 Good, easy, don't move, don't fucking move, you hear me? 1238 01:18:11,008 --> 01:18:12,758 It was nice meeting you, all of you! 1239 01:18:12,758 --> 01:18:14,628 Hold on to this. 1240 01:18:14,633 --> 01:18:17,513 Shit! Shit! 1241 01:18:23,508 --> 01:18:26,508 Fuck. 1242 01:18:38,967 --> 01:18:40,797 The fuck y'all running to? 1243 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,680 You motherfuckers fired! All of y'all are fired. 1244 01:18:50,717 --> 01:18:52,297 That's right, it's the muffin man. 1245 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:53,880 Oscar you find that cocaine? 1246 01:18:53,883 --> 01:18:55,593 Just put spyder on the phone! Go fuck yourself! 1247 01:18:55,592 --> 01:18:57,842 No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar. 1248 01:18:57,842 --> 01:19:00,012 Just tell spyder that I got his coke... 1249 01:19:00,050 --> 01:19:02,430 And I want my dog and my money, all right? 1250 01:19:02,425 --> 01:19:06,505 So I'll be over there tonight. All right, goodbye. 1251 01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:08,428 Well, that was easy. 1252 01:19:08,425 --> 01:19:11,585 Yeah, easy getting in, not so easy getting out. 1253 01:19:11,592 --> 01:19:13,302 It sure smells like a set-up. 1254 01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,550 You got a plan? 1255 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:17,550 Of course, I got a plan. 1256 01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:19,680 You see what's happening here, don't you? 1257 01:19:19,675 --> 01:19:23,675 For the first time in your life, Katey and Taylor... 1258 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:27,925 You're putting them and their needs before your own. 1259 01:19:27,925 --> 01:19:31,505 Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing. 1260 01:19:31,508 --> 01:19:33,798 I'm putting my needs before anyone else's... 1261 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,510 For the first time in my life. 1262 01:19:37,467 --> 01:19:41,627 I've become you, and you've become me. 1263 01:19:43,342 --> 01:19:45,012 It's a little right on the nose, isn't it, Dave? 1264 01:19:45,008 --> 01:19:47,178 Sure, but I didn't have much time with it. 1265 01:19:49,508 --> 01:19:52,428 Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay. 1266 01:19:52,425 --> 01:19:53,835 What the fuck are you doing here, John? 1267 01:19:53,883 --> 01:19:57,803 I have something for you guys. 1268 01:19:59,383 --> 01:20:01,843 Hi, guys. 1269 01:20:01,883 --> 01:20:04,343 Fellas, you're a day early... 1270 01:20:04,342 --> 01:20:06,802 The luau has been changed 'til tomorrow. 1271 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:07,840 Fuck you! 1272 01:20:07,883 --> 01:20:09,803 Hey, manu? Just... please. 1273 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,300 Sorry. Okay? 1274 01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:12,840 Sorry. It's okay. 1275 01:20:14,008 --> 01:20:18,508 Listen, we are here to apologize to you, Steve... 1276 01:20:18,508 --> 01:20:20,588 For kicking the shit out of you. 1277 01:20:20,592 --> 01:20:22,512 Yeah, little dude says we should. 1278 01:20:23,758 --> 01:20:26,678 Why are you listening to the little dude? 1279 01:20:26,675 --> 01:20:29,085 He's dating our sister. 1280 01:20:31,675 --> 01:20:33,005 How many sisters do you have? 1281 01:20:33,008 --> 01:20:36,428 Only one. 1282 01:20:36,425 --> 01:20:40,335 Yeah, yeah, it just happened, just crazy chemistry... 1283 01:20:40,342 --> 01:20:42,052 Just right off the bat. 1284 01:20:42,050 --> 01:20:46,630 Just very... very heated, in a respectable way, just modest... 1285 01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:48,843 Modests, hot modests. 1286 01:20:48,842 --> 01:20:50,972 Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him? 1287 01:20:50,967 --> 01:20:52,797 Momma likes him. 1288 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,590 You met Nola's mom? 1289 01:20:54,592 --> 01:20:58,632 Yeah, yeah, just yesterday, actually... a very lovely lunch. 1290 01:20:58,633 --> 01:21:01,633 Joan... is a wonderful cook. 1291 01:21:01,633 --> 01:21:07,013 And it turns out, we both have a passion for vintage cinema, so... 1292 01:21:10,842 --> 01:21:12,012 So we're all good here? 1293 01:21:12,050 --> 01:21:14,010 Yeah, we're cool. 1294 01:21:14,008 --> 01:21:15,878 And? 1295 01:21:15,883 --> 01:21:20,723 We owe you, Steve, and if there's anything you need... 1296 01:21:20,717 --> 01:21:22,507 You could come see us. 1297 01:21:23,758 --> 01:21:26,878 What are you guys doing right now? 1298 01:21:26,883 --> 01:21:28,433 I know I'm in the minority here... 1299 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:29,835 But I don't love gun battles... 1300 01:21:29,883 --> 01:21:32,343 At creepy, drug-cartel trap houses. 1301 01:21:32,342 --> 01:21:34,432 If anything, I'm more of an "Au natural"... 1302 01:21:34,425 --> 01:21:36,505 Hand-to-hand combat kind of guy. 1303 01:21:36,508 --> 01:21:40,338 So, I just sat this one out and headed back to the office. 1304 01:21:40,342 --> 01:21:43,632 You know, to do office stuff. 1305 01:21:57,467 --> 01:22:01,587 Here you go, buddy. Hold tight, okay, come on. 1306 01:22:01,592 --> 01:22:03,682 Ssh, let's get out of here. 1307 01:22:20,925 --> 01:22:22,675 Right? 1308 01:22:26,008 --> 01:22:27,928 Whoa! 1309 01:22:32,008 --> 01:22:33,968 Not much of a plan, if I can say that. 1310 01:22:33,967 --> 01:22:38,337 Stay here with the coke. I'm gonna try and get buddy. 1311 01:22:38,342 --> 01:22:39,802 Keep your head down. 1312 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,130 Picked the right man for the job. 1313 01:22:45,967 --> 01:22:47,547 Get some! 1314 01:22:55,050 --> 01:22:57,180 Fuck you. 1315 01:23:02,342 --> 01:23:04,302 What the fuck, Holmes? 1316 01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:05,760 It's that muffin motherfucker, man! 1317 01:23:05,758 --> 01:23:07,508 He's back, took a shot at me! 1318 01:23:07,508 --> 01:23:10,008 Watch the windows, I'll find that muffinfucker! 1319 01:23:25,675 --> 01:23:28,835 Drop the gun. 1320 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:38,340 Does spyder know you and Lupe stole all the drugs? And you've been fucking her? 1321 01:23:38,342 --> 01:23:39,842 Where's my coke, bitch? 1322 01:23:44,883 --> 01:23:50,883 You lying motherfucker. 1323 01:24:03,008 --> 01:24:05,678 Now what? 1324 01:24:05,675 --> 01:24:08,675 We had a deal... your doggie and the money for my cocaine. 1325 01:24:08,675 --> 01:24:09,715 Yeah. 1326 01:24:09,717 --> 01:24:11,677 You got my coke? 1327 01:24:11,675 --> 01:24:13,505 It's on it's way. 1328 01:24:16,633 --> 01:24:18,303 Bring it on, motherfucker! 1329 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:20,430 Dave, Dave! What the fuck are you doing? 1330 01:24:20,425 --> 01:24:22,925 I'm completely out of control. 1331 01:24:22,925 --> 01:24:27,625 All right, that's our guy. 1332 01:24:27,633 --> 01:24:29,843 Is that for me? 1333 01:24:29,842 --> 01:24:33,512 Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it. 1334 01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:42,632 Dude... okay. Thank you. 1335 01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:51,180 Hang on to that. 1336 01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,970 There he is, come here. 1337 01:25:14,967 --> 01:25:17,717 Buddy! I missed you so much! 1338 01:25:17,717 --> 01:25:20,007 You been feeding my dog? 1339 01:25:20,008 --> 01:25:23,338 Pedigree, lamb and rice blend, he loves that shit. 1340 01:25:23,342 --> 01:25:26,722 Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him. 1341 01:25:26,717 --> 01:25:29,507 No problem. 1342 01:25:29,508 --> 01:25:30,838 We cool? 1343 01:25:30,842 --> 01:25:34,762 Cool. See you down the road, Holmes. 1344 01:25:34,758 --> 01:25:37,338 All right, okay. 1345 01:25:37,342 --> 01:25:40,512 Not a bad fella, that spyder. 1346 01:25:45,550 --> 01:25:47,840 So, Steve got the job done. 1347 01:25:47,842 --> 01:25:50,632 Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure. 1348 01:25:50,633 --> 01:25:52,593 Should he see someone about multiple concussions... 1349 01:25:52,592 --> 01:25:55,052 In a span of 24 hours? Definitely. 1350 01:25:55,050 --> 01:25:57,720 Could he benefit from maybe a therapist to help him... 1351 01:25:57,717 --> 01:25:59,677 Sort out some of his many issues? 1352 01:25:59,675 --> 01:26:01,045 That's not for me to say. 1353 01:26:01,050 --> 01:26:05,970 The main thing is... Steve got his dog back. 1354 01:26:05,967 --> 01:26:10,797 Lew the Jew made good on his deal, and me, I got the girl. 1355 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,510 Never thought I'd get to say that. 1356 01:26:13,508 --> 01:26:15,838 She's all yours. 1357 01:26:17,550 --> 01:26:19,010 You, take good care of her, 1358 01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:20,588 I will, Lew. 1359 01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:21,722 Okay. 1360 01:26:21,717 --> 01:26:22,837 Thank you very much. 1361 01:26:22,842 --> 01:26:25,012 Yeah. 1362 01:26:25,008 --> 01:26:27,968 You did the right thing. 1363 01:26:27,967 --> 01:26:29,797 Nah. 1364 01:26:37,842 --> 01:26:39,682 Hey. Hey. 1365 01:26:39,675 --> 01:26:45,045 Hi, baby. Do you like your new room? 1366 01:26:45,050 --> 01:26:51,550 My new room is pretty amazing. Thanks, uncle Steve. 1367 01:26:51,550 --> 01:26:54,930 You're welcome. Have a good time today. 1368 01:26:57,342 --> 01:27:00,632 Thought you might want that. 1369 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,180 Thank you. 1370 01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,798 Hot moo! 1371 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:16,430 Moo! 1372 01:27:16,425 --> 01:27:18,335 I'll take a steak. 1373 01:27:18,342 --> 01:27:24,222 Either way, everyone is happy. Case closed. 1374 01:27:26,342 --> 01:27:28,302 Hello. 1375 01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:30,180 Steve, it's me, it's John. 1376 01:27:31,842 --> 01:27:33,682 I can't hear you very well. Here, I got you. 1377 01:27:33,675 --> 01:27:35,965 Who is this? It's John. 1378 01:27:35,967 --> 01:27:38,547 Yeah, look, I know everyone is probably looking forward... 1379 01:27:38,550 --> 01:27:43,680 To my world-famous pasta salad, but I won't be able to make it. 1380 01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:45,375 Steve so I invite you to my party... 1381 01:27:45,383 --> 01:27:47,013 And you're not gonna bring anything? 1382 01:27:47,008 --> 01:27:49,048 No, no, I won't be able to attend the barbeque... 1383 01:27:49,050 --> 01:27:50,720 Pasta salad's already made. 1384 01:27:50,717 --> 01:27:52,507 Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow. 1385 01:27:52,508 --> 01:27:55,628 Well, yeah... 1386 01:27:55,633 --> 01:28:00,723 Hello? Steve? 1387 01:28:03,008 --> 01:28:05,008 I believe he hung up. 1388 01:28:05,008 --> 01:28:08,468 That's terrible, because if he's not gonna come to us... 1389 01:28:08,467 --> 01:28:09,717 Now we gotta go to him... 1390 01:28:09,717 --> 01:28:12,177 Which means you need to tell us where he is. 1391 01:28:14,467 --> 01:28:17,337 No... no, I won't. 1392 01:28:17,342 --> 01:28:20,432 So, you're just gonna have to find him... 1393 01:28:20,425 --> 01:28:21,875 And you won't be able to find Steve. 1394 01:28:21,883 --> 01:28:24,513 Not in Venice, he knows every nook and cranny... 1395 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:26,428 In this neighborhood. 1396 01:28:26,425 --> 01:28:29,715 He'll disappear, he's got friends in high places... 1397 01:28:29,717 --> 01:28:31,677 And got friends in low places. 1398 01:28:31,675 --> 01:28:34,335 I didn't mean to quote that country song right now... 1399 01:28:34,342 --> 01:28:37,342 But the point is, if he even gets a whiff of trouble... 1400 01:28:37,342 --> 01:28:39,512 He'll turn into a ghost. 1401 01:28:39,508 --> 01:28:41,508 Not literally, obviously, but... 1402 01:28:41,508 --> 01:28:46,378 Hold on. Clancy, rewind that shit back like a minute. 1403 01:28:46,383 --> 01:28:51,343 What's the address of that house we scored from Lew the Jew? 1404 01:28:51,342 --> 01:28:53,632 I'm standing in Steve's parents'... 1405 01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:56,053 House at 845 Holland canal... 1406 01:28:56,050 --> 01:28:58,340 The one with the white picket fence. 1407 01:28:58,342 --> 01:29:00,342 I think it's mid-century. 1408 01:29:00,342 --> 01:29:02,342 Really? And you know, it's perfect timing... 1409 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:07,012 Because I'm starving... and I really love pasta salad. 1410 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:08,878 I hear yours is world-renowned. 1411 01:29:10,342 --> 01:29:12,632 You guys hungry? Y'all ready to go eat? 1412 01:29:12,633 --> 01:29:15,593 Yeah, okay? We're going to a party, white boy. 1413 01:29:15,592 --> 01:29:17,762 God. Please don't. 1414 01:29:19,717 --> 01:29:21,837 Actually... let's go. 1415 01:29:21,842 --> 01:29:25,182 Thank you... thank you for not shooting my balls. 1416 01:29:31,508 --> 01:29:34,678 Okay, well, I'll just be here. 1417 01:30:36,508 --> 01:30:38,508 No.