1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:31,342 ♪ Oh, if I was a dog ♪ 3 00:00:31,343 --> 00:00:33,708 ♪ I would sleep all day ♪ 4 00:00:33,709 --> 00:00:38,686 ♪ Wouldn't let your problems get in my way ♪ 5 00:00:38,687 --> 00:00:41,041 ♪ Yeah baby ♪ 6 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:46,042 ♪ How sweet my life would be ♪ 7 00:00:46,636 --> 00:00:50,007 ♪ Things wouldn't be so bad ♪ 8 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:55,008 ♪ If only I was a dog ♪ 9 00:00:55,969 --> 00:00:58,303 ♪ Oh, if I was a dog ♪ 10 00:00:58,304 --> 00:01:00,768 ♪ Wouldn't feel no shame ♪ 11 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,068 ♪ Everything could go wrong ♪ 12 00:01:02,069 --> 00:01:05,414 ♪ But I still wouldn't get blamed ♪ 13 00:01:05,415 --> 00:01:07,950 ♪ Yeah baby ♪ 14 00:01:07,951 --> 00:01:12,951 ♪ How sweet my life would be ♪ 15 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:16,824 ♪ And you wouldn't get so mad ♪ 16 00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:21,825 ♪ If only I was dog ♪ 17 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:25,634 ♪ And I'd get all the praise I could want ♪ 18 00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:30,635 ♪ Though I'm just chasin' my tail ♪ 19 00:01:30,861 --> 00:01:34,508 ♪ And I'd get locked up at the pound ♪ 20 00:01:34,509 --> 00:01:39,509 ♪ Don't even have to pay my own bail ♪ 21 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:44,887 ♪ And the only thing I'd want Is to run around outside ♪ 22 00:01:45,187 --> 00:01:46,220 - Jimmy, Jimmy, 23 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:47,383 stop dicking me around. 24 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:48,217 You know they're not gonna go for that. 25 00:01:48,217 --> 00:01:49,165 - Kate, you stop dicking me around. 26 00:01:49,165 --> 00:01:50,076 - It's all or nothing. 27 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,269 We don't need your account, remember that. 28 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,297 - The street says different, Kate. 29 00:01:52,298 --> 00:01:53,936 - Fine, I'll throw in a dinner at Mastro's 30 00:01:53,937 --> 00:01:56,129 and show some extra cleavage for the execs, how's that? 31 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,316 - Great, how low cut are we talking? 32 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,275 - We got a deal, huh? 33 00:01:58,276 --> 00:01:59,616 - Eh, fine. 34 00:01:59,617 --> 00:02:00,700 - Sucker! 35 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,411 Thanks, Jimmy, always a pleasure. 36 00:02:02,412 --> 00:02:03,360 See you Thursday. 37 00:02:03,361 --> 00:02:04,641 - Later, Killer. 38 00:02:05,732 --> 00:02:07,356 - Yes! 39 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,635 ♪ Wouldn't have to keep so clean ♪ 40 00:02:11,636 --> 00:02:15,408 ♪ If only I was a dog ♪ 41 00:02:15,409 --> 00:02:17,313 - Hi, Peggy. 42 00:02:17,314 --> 00:02:20,068 Yeah, you still on for hot yoga? 43 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:23,262 No, no, you know I can't take Arnold's class. 44 00:02:23,263 --> 00:02:25,349 Every time he does downward dog, I lose focus, 45 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:26,683 and then he comes over to straighten me out, 46 00:02:26,684 --> 00:02:28,046 it's like fuck me, you know? 47 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:29,520 Don't be such a prude. 48 00:02:29,521 --> 00:02:31,188 I'll see you this weekend? 49 00:02:31,189 --> 00:02:32,772 All right, goodbye. 50 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:36,726 Alexis, play nature sounds. 51 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:39,992 Mmm. 52 00:02:53,945 --> 00:02:58,143 And we couldn't hire a moving company because? 53 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:00,759 See? 54 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,795 It's a sign, right, Alexis? 55 00:03:02,796 --> 00:03:04,273 - I don't understand. 56 00:03:04,274 --> 00:03:05,491 - Of course you don't. 57 00:03:12,065 --> 00:03:14,232 - Long time, no see, Kate. 58 00:03:15,117 --> 00:03:17,034 Fuckin' not ideal. 59 00:03:18,189 --> 00:03:19,356 Come on, Kate. 60 00:03:20,788 --> 00:03:21,788 Kate? 61 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:25,217 Kate? 62 00:03:27,198 --> 00:03:28,198 Kate? 63 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:36,110 - What are you doing here, Lee? 64 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:38,528 - Look, I-I-I know, I uh... 65 00:03:40,146 --> 00:03:42,274 LA has shit public transportation. 66 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:44,428 But you'd be surprised where six public buses and one 67 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:47,402 shifty Mexican fa-- - Don't be cute. 68 00:03:47,403 --> 00:03:48,727 - I can't help it, it's inherent. 69 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,151 - Oh! 70 00:03:50,152 --> 00:03:53,150 It's been three years, not five! 71 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:55,139 - I'm sensing a little more anger than excitement-- 72 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,854 - Stop being cute. 73 00:03:56,855 --> 00:03:59,224 - I got out early on good behavior, okay? 74 00:03:59,225 --> 00:04:01,486 Kate, Kate, I'm not a fucking psychopath. 75 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:02,737 - You sure? 76 00:04:02,738 --> 00:04:06,731 Because a psychopath would do something like, like, 77 00:04:06,732 --> 00:04:08,160 like show up at my house without giving me 78 00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,161 a fucking heads up! 79 00:04:09,162 --> 00:04:11,332 Why would you think that's okay? 80 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,833 - Because it's you. 81 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,920 - Lee, you can't be here. 82 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:21,550 - Yeah, I know, I know. 83 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:28,337 Slight problem with that, though. 84 00:04:28,338 --> 00:04:30,456 Uh, see, I may have told my probation officer 85 00:04:30,457 --> 00:04:33,063 I was staying here, so-- - You did what? 86 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,853 - Kate, look, I feel your concern, okay? 87 00:04:34,854 --> 00:04:37,232 Look, I, I really do, just, 88 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,117 just hear me out - 89 00:04:38,117 --> 00:04:39,095 When I was riding on those six 90 00:04:39,096 --> 00:04:42,342 public buses and - and one shifty Mexican farm truck, 91 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:43,176 you know what I was - 92 00:04:43,177 --> 00:04:44,883 Fuck! 93 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:48,869 Fuck, Kate! 94 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:49,870 - Oh, shit. 95 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:04,127 - So, you seeing anybody? 96 00:05:04,786 --> 00:05:06,536 - Well, that's blunt. 97 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:09,583 No, not really. 98 00:05:09,584 --> 00:05:11,934 - Bit of a dry spell then, eh? 99 00:05:11,935 --> 00:05:14,599 That's all right, same here. 100 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,281 - Oh, you didn't couple up in prison? 101 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,642 Isn't that how tight little white boys 102 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:19,730 like you survive in there? 103 00:05:19,731 --> 00:05:21,192 - Well, that's blunt. 104 00:05:21,193 --> 00:05:24,277 - No, did anyone fuck you in the ass is blunt. 105 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:28,722 - Yeah, yeah, I guess that's a bit more blunt, sure. 106 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:31,119 - So, did anyone fuck you in the ass? 107 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,547 - Oh, of course, yeah. 108 00:05:33,548 --> 00:05:35,465 Only uh... only twice though. 109 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:41,516 Oh come on, I'm not dumb, Kate. 110 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:45,817 I uh... I joined the white supremacists first thing, 111 00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:47,978 right when I got in there. 112 00:05:47,979 --> 00:05:49,772 - Well, I hear their health benefits are just top notch. 113 00:05:49,773 --> 00:05:53,595 - Uh huh, yeah, and they are gonna hook me up 114 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:56,006 with a sweet gig as uh... 115 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,744 some sort of rally organizer I guess. 116 00:05:58,745 --> 00:06:02,603 A little uh... a little hazy on the details 117 00:06:02,604 --> 00:06:04,354 at the moment though. 118 00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:08,842 And uh... 119 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,030 What about you? 120 00:06:13,013 --> 00:06:15,620 What's uh... What's Ms. Kate Caldwell 121 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:17,146 doing in the Valley now, huh? 122 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:18,525 You like it? 123 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,752 - I'm an account manager for a marketing company. 124 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:23,586 So, yeah. 125 00:06:23,587 --> 00:06:24,880 - The fuck does that mean? 126 00:06:24,881 --> 00:06:27,031 - I take rich white men to dinner. 127 00:06:27,032 --> 00:06:29,425 - Holy shit, what happened? 128 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:34,009 I mean, you used to be overwhelmed by houses like this. 129 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,012 - It's not exactly a mansion. 130 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:39,096 - Certainly no Calabasas. 131 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,868 - My mom downsized after dad died, 132 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,286 and now I'm downsizing again. 133 00:06:48,552 --> 00:06:49,885 - Shit, I, uh... 134 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:54,739 I'm sorry about your mom. 135 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,989 - You're not, but thanks. 136 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:01,375 - You still see right through me, huh? 137 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,627 I tried though, huh? 138 00:07:04,628 --> 00:07:06,210 You see that, Kate? 139 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:08,758 That was that was acting right there, 140 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:13,759 yeah, I did a few stage plays in uh... in uh, in jail. 141 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,936 - Oh, so you're an actor as well as a musician now? 142 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,699 Impressive. - Oh, yeah. 143 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,684 Played Juliet in fact, yeah. 144 00:07:21,685 --> 00:07:24,518 Really uh, pulled from my experiences. 145 00:07:25,485 --> 00:07:30,476 You know, with the whole tragic love story thing? 146 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:37,084 - Lee, you can't stay here. 147 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:39,484 - What are you, your fuckin' sister now? 148 00:07:39,485 --> 00:07:40,736 - Do you think Sandra would be as calm as 149 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:42,569 I am right now? 150 00:07:43,844 --> 00:07:44,844 - Nope. 151 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:49,068 But, I doubt she'd pepper spray me though. 152 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,261 Speaking of, how is uh Sandra? 153 00:07:53,584 --> 00:07:56,805 - The same, only pregnant, married to a square, John. 154 00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:58,763 - Wow, she certainly doesn't disappoint. 155 00:07:58,764 --> 00:08:01,264 - You're changing the subject. 156 00:08:08,277 --> 00:08:10,860 - I don't have anyone, but you. 157 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:16,784 - Did you just quote Iron Man? 158 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:23,416 - It was the only DVD they had in the pen. 159 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:26,750 I pretty much memorized the whole thing. 160 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:30,004 - I'm gonna regret this. 161 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:32,755 Uh, you can sleep here one night. 162 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:35,401 You got it? 163 00:08:35,402 --> 00:08:36,845 And you sleep on the couch, you got that too? 164 00:08:36,846 --> 00:08:37,991 - Yeah, got it. 165 00:08:37,992 --> 00:08:39,869 Look, I'm a... 166 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:40,978 I'm gonna be like a mouse, Kate. 167 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:41,837 - Mm-hmm. 168 00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:43,765 - Like a fuckin', like a sleepy ninja. 169 00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:47,683 Yeah, I'm gonna be the quietest house guest 170 00:08:49,303 --> 00:08:50,327 you have ever seen. 171 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:52,078 - Yeah, that's what my last Airbnb tenant said before 172 00:08:52,079 --> 00:08:53,162 I booted her. 173 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:55,750 - What's a... 174 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:57,258 What's an Airbnb? 175 00:08:57,259 --> 00:08:58,788 - You might have missed a few things while you were away. 176 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,972 Uh, shower's here. 177 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:03,133 Don't drop the soap. 178 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:19,009 Alexis, turn off nature sounds. 179 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,010 - The fuck? 180 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:23,515 Whoa, whoa, whoa, haven't you seen 2001? 181 00:09:23,516 --> 00:09:24,683 Or Terminator? 182 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,437 Oh my God, Tron? 183 00:09:27,438 --> 00:09:28,621 Kate, you can't trust machines. 184 00:09:28,622 --> 00:09:30,023 - Okay, John Connor. 185 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:32,208 Uh, here's some of your old stuff. 186 00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:34,792 I, I figured you might need it. 187 00:09:37,836 --> 00:09:39,586 - Are you kidding me? 188 00:09:41,355 --> 00:09:42,355 Wow, I... 189 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:46,763 I thought you would have thrown this out by now. 190 00:09:46,764 --> 00:09:49,264 - I would have, I just forgot. 191 00:09:52,323 --> 00:09:54,823 Uh, so I made your bed, there. 192 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,717 - Oh thanks, thanks. 193 00:09:59,694 --> 00:10:03,058 Hey, hey do you have anything to drink? 194 00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:05,061 You know, I was thinking 195 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,248 I was thinking maybe we could crack open a few beers? 196 00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:10,146 You know, reminisce about the good old days? 197 00:10:10,147 --> 00:10:11,221 What do you say? 198 00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:12,972 - Uh... no, I don't, sorry. 199 00:10:14,111 --> 00:10:15,278 - Right, yeah. 200 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:17,801 Uh, night, Kate. 201 00:10:17,802 --> 00:10:18,884 - Night, Lee. 202 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,120 - Why didn't you come see me? 203 00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:32,404 When I was away, why... 204 00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:34,155 why didn't you visit? 205 00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:38,208 - Because you're bad for me, Lee. 206 00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:38,392 - Oh my God. 207 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:01,441 - Yeah, just like a ninja. 208 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,603 - How old are these? 209 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,995 - Mmm, I already regret letting you stay here tonight. 210 00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:18,829 Don't push it. 211 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,861 - You said I could sleep here one night. 212 00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,197 I mean I haven't slept at all tonight. 213 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:25,285 So for tomorrow night, I would love it if we could 214 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,947 pick up some butterscotch pudding. 215 00:12:26,948 --> 00:12:27,831 - Mmm. 216 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,692 - I know, it's kind of old school, but uh... 217 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,649 they didn't have any in the pen and fuck me if I didn't 218 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:33,692 miss it by the end. 219 00:12:33,693 --> 00:12:36,752 - No, no, no, that was not the deal. 220 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,888 - Ah, it's in the details, Kate. 221 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,811 - Oh, I remember the details. 222 00:12:40,812 --> 00:12:42,718 - You don't remember anything. 223 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:46,093 - I remember how uh... you always used to wake up 224 00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:49,430 in the middle of the night, looking for snacks. 225 00:12:49,431 --> 00:12:53,102 And because of that, how I thought our apartment 226 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,433 had mice the whole first month we lived together. 227 00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:56,750 - Mm-hmm, and do you remember what happened 228 00:12:56,751 --> 00:12:58,467 when we actually did have mice? 229 00:12:58,468 --> 00:12:59,784 - We had mice? 230 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:09,581 - Plus, I don't recall you hating my snack raids back then. 231 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:12,543 - Yeah, 'cause you'd come in like some sort 232 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:15,683 of snack genie and wake me up with a little tiny egg 233 00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:17,937 and cheese burrito every night. 234 00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,605 Who would hate that? 235 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,691 I'm not hungry, but thanks. 236 00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:45,444 - I, uh... 237 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:51,034 I also remember 238 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:55,576 what used to happen after I woke you up. 239 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:03,975 - Yeah, we didn't get a lot of sleep back then, did we? 240 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:04,976 - Uh. 241 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:07,785 No. 242 00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:12,036 No, we did not. 243 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:06,790 - Fuck. 244 00:15:08,591 --> 00:15:09,591 - Kate! 245 00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:12,402 Kate! 246 00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:15,620 You better be ready to pack, or so help me God! 247 00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:19,705 Screw it, I'm coming in, Kate. 248 00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:21,680 Okay, here is the plan. 249 00:15:21,681 --> 00:15:24,380 I'm gonna pack up the kitchen; Utensils, 250 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,809 appliances, et cetera, and you are gonna bring the boxes 251 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,310 into the garage because A, I'm pregnant, 252 00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:32,895 and B, I'm pregnant. 253 00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:36,536 Of course you're not ready. 254 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:40,519 Oh, and look, you didn't pack anything last night either. 255 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,771 Fantastic! 256 00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:42,887 - Mm, good morning, Sandra. 257 00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:43,888 - Is it? 258 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,653 - Oh, fuck me! 259 00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:49,665 - Because I woke up, like I do every day now, 260 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,361 and vomited a literal quart size into a convenient 261 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:55,095 bucket that's next to my bed due to the fact that I can't 262 00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,537 make it to the bathroom anymore. 263 00:15:57,538 --> 00:15:59,938 By the way, ants, Kate. 264 00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:04,473 Then, I spent 35 minutes 265 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,331 35 minutes, Kate, 266 00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:08,014 in our local kosher bakery just, 267 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:10,715 just inhaling because I can't eat chocolate right now. 268 00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:12,410 - For the record, you can eat chocolate cake, 269 00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:13,354 you just choose not to. 270 00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:14,596 - No, chocolate has caffeine, 271 00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:15,447 which is bad for the baby. 272 00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:16,280 - There's such a thing as moderation. 273 00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:19,823 - And then, I come here to find my ever prompt sister 274 00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:22,851 not at all ready for a pre-arranged day of packing, 275 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:26,059 one of which I took a personal day off of work for, 276 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,887 and I only get five of those. 277 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,067 - Oh, no. 278 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,990 - Yes, Kate, only five. 279 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,991 - When an elephant returns to its herd after 280 00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:38,417 being absent for a long time, the herd will scream, 281 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:41,750 urinate, and defecate in celebration. 282 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,907 Ah, it's still better than pepper spray, though. 283 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,718 - You know what? 284 00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:47,527 The plan is the same. 285 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:51,984 I'll pack the kitchen, you lift boxes, okay? 286 00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:54,391 - Can you believe they didn't have Boston creme, huh? 287 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,181 W-what sort of Turkish-owned, 288 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,937 Latino-fuckin'-operated, Jewish bakery doesn't have 289 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:00,355 an Irish class... 290 00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:04,323 Hey, Sandra. 291 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,274 You are looking lovely for a pregnant lass. 292 00:17:10,277 --> 00:17:12,735 Uh, to be honest, I didn't know you'd be joining us, 293 00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:14,614 so I didn't get you a coffee, I'm, I'm sorry, 294 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,300 but you know what? 295 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,801 You can have mine. 296 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,878 A-actually, I hear caffeine is bad for babies anyways, 297 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:24,129 so I'll just keep it, okay? 298 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,746 Mmm, it's pretty good. 299 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,398 - What the fuck? 300 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,236 - Nice to see you too, by the way. 301 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,583 - Shut the fuck up, Lee. 302 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,584 - Got it. 303 00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,579 So, Sandra, I hear uh... you know I hear you're married 304 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,882 to a square now, how's that? 305 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,633 - So, you're fucking him already? 306 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,224 Oh my God, you are fucking him already! 307 00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:10,392 Kate, come on! 308 00:18:12,102 --> 00:18:13,336 - Good luck. 309 00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,631 - What are you thinking, Kate? 310 00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:19,260 What the fuck are you thinking? 311 00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,930 - I told him he could stay here for one night, Sandra. 312 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,325 He-he needed a place to sleep, 313 00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:24,641 what was I supposed to do? 314 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,369 - Fucking pepper spray him. 315 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,233 - I fucking did! 316 00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,395 - You did what? 317 00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:29,592 - Hey, Sandra? 318 00:18:29,593 --> 00:18:31,375 - Lee, shut up, and stop blowing smoke 319 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,678 into my dead mother's house! 320 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,339 - Shit, yeah I'm real sorry about that. 321 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,877 - Yeah, no you're not, Lee. 322 00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:36,711 - Fair enough. 323 00:18:36,712 --> 00:18:40,544 Uh, you know, since you're pregnant and sober, 324 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:44,948 yeah, I'm uh... I'm gonna need your piss. 325 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,958 Only for three to six months though, you know? 326 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,723 Probation and what not, you know? 327 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,672 - You know he's gonna end up back in prison in less than 328 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:54,779 a year, right? 329 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,965 - That might be a bit optimistic. 330 00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:57,966 - Listen. 331 00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:01,387 You can't make this work. 332 00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,368 Okay? 333 00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:05,218 I know, I know you think you can, but you can't. 334 00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,249 - Oh, I can make this work. 335 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,682 - No, that's not what I said, I-- 336 00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:09,183 - You literally just said that. 337 00:19:09,184 --> 00:19:11,146 - I didn't say you can't make this work, I said, 338 00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,025 you can't make this work. 339 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:13,859 There is a difference. 340 00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:14,732 - Okay, you know what, Sandra? 341 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,122 Stop playing mom here for a hot second, 342 00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:18,272 and let me worry about what I can and can't do, okay? 343 00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:19,220 Hey, Lee. 344 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,053 - Yeah? 345 00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:23,606 - You can stay here until you find a permanent place. 346 00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:24,774 - Hey, Sandra. 347 00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:28,794 I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. 348 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,295 The humdrum-vee is back there. 349 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,157 - He's quoting Iron Man. 350 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,165 - Dear God. 351 00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:41,369 ♪ What you gonna do ♪ 352 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,647 - I am taking these bananas with me! 353 00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:45,815 - Bye, Sandra! 354 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,022 Nice. 355 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,650 - You're still sleeping on the couch. 356 00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,668 And you're helping me pack up this house while you're here. 357 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,652 Got it? 358 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:54,918 - Loud and clear. 359 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,771 - And you need to start looking for a place, today. 360 00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:57,828 Got that too? 361 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,579 - Exceptionally loud. 362 00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:03,109 Somewhat clear. 363 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,571 Like I said, somewhat clear. 364 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:08,920 Oh, jeez. 365 00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:11,882 Yeah, Westside Rentals costs only 69 bucks. 366 00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:14,093 Wow, that's a fuckin' bargain if you ask me. 367 00:20:14,094 --> 00:20:16,256 Oh wait, they only take credit card. 368 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,696 Uh, do you mind if I use yours? 369 00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:18,530 - Fine. 370 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,530 - Great, thank you! 371 00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:23,058 Holy moley! 372 00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:24,244 - Did you just say holy moley? 373 00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:25,078 - Yeah. 374 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,665 - Never say that again. - Okay. 375 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,916 - Kenny, long time no talk. 376 00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:31,419 Did you talk to Sarah? 377 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,420 Go figure. 378 00:20:33,354 --> 00:20:34,501 Couch. 379 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,479 Couch. 380 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,871 Couch! 381 00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:41,502 ♪ Said I'm going to the river and I'll walk it up and down ♪ 382 00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:42,336 ♪ I don't find ♪ 383 00:20:42,337 --> 00:20:44,073 - Did you get any sleep last night? 384 00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:45,946 You're looking a bit haggard. 385 00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:47,917 - Haggard is in, Kate. 386 00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:48,918 Get with it. 387 00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:55,618 Like this? 388 00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:57,751 - Uh-uh. 389 00:20:57,754 --> 00:20:58,917 - Oh, fuck. 390 00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:00,976 - I was thinking about maybe buying a new guitar. 391 00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:03,288 And there's a, there's a great one online for only, 392 00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:05,216 no way, 250 bucks? 393 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:06,226 Wow! 394 00:21:06,227 --> 00:21:07,927 Uh, can I please use your credit card? 395 00:21:07,928 --> 00:21:10,951 - Don't even think about it. 396 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,575 - Elephants can use their trunks to paint. 397 00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:29,426 And they obviously love it. 398 00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:31,968 Also, when they get tired of holding their trunks up, 399 00:21:31,969 --> 00:21:34,495 they rest them on their tusks. 400 00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:35,929 Fucking adorable. 401 00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:40,630 - Do something with this, please. 402 00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:41,798 Pack it, something. 403 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:42,799 Oh! 404 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,927 You just hurt my pride. 405 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:49,819 - What? 406 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,347 What is this stuff doing here, huh? 407 00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:53,150 This should be like, like fuckin' front and center 408 00:21:53,151 --> 00:21:54,820 of the house, Kate. 409 00:21:54,821 --> 00:21:58,193 Oh my God, look at the, you've ruined the paintbrushes. 410 00:21:58,194 --> 00:21:59,027 Why? 411 00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:00,856 - I don't know, I haven't painted in years. 412 00:22:00,857 --> 00:22:01,692 - Why? 413 00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:02,859 You're amazing, Kate. 414 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:04,253 Huh, why did you stop painting? 415 00:22:04,254 --> 00:22:06,621 Actually, you know, elephants can paint too? 416 00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:07,850 - So I've heard. 417 00:22:07,851 --> 00:22:08,707 - Oh yeah? 418 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,835 - I don't know, I just lost interest I guess, I dunno. 419 00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:13,575 - Well that's a terrible answer. 420 00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:14,409 - Mm-hmm. 421 00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,430 - I mean as far as answers, that's probably fucking 422 00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:20,693 subpar, at best. 423 00:22:20,694 --> 00:22:21,777 Unbelievable. 424 00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,888 - Hey. 425 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,007 - Hey? 426 00:22:30,008 --> 00:22:30,841 You've been ignoring my calls. 427 00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:31,750 What's going on? 428 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,750 - Um... 429 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,653 Now's not really a great time. 430 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:36,487 Can I, can I call you later? 431 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:37,503 - Now's not a great time? 432 00:22:37,504 --> 00:22:38,531 Okay, awesome. 433 00:22:38,532 --> 00:22:39,674 - Psst, psst. 434 00:22:39,675 --> 00:22:41,110 - What, you have someone else? 435 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,133 You already found another guy? 436 00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:43,406 Who is he? - No, no, no, no. 437 00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:46,906 No, I don't, I just I'll call you later, okay? 438 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,574 - Wow, okay. 439 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,784 - Everything okay? 440 00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:52,044 - Okay. 441 00:22:52,045 --> 00:22:55,079 Yeah, Sandra's just being Sandra. 442 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,913 - Ah, she means well. 443 00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:57,713 - Yeah, right. 444 00:22:57,714 --> 00:22:59,055 Um... 445 00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:02,345 Hey I'm gonna go get changed for work. 446 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:03,211 - Okay. 447 00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:05,086 - So I'll see you later, okay? 448 00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:06,186 - Yeah. 449 00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:09,461 - I made dinner reservations for tonight. 450 00:23:09,462 --> 00:23:10,734 I'm feeling Thai. 451 00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,594 - You mean like, go out kind of dinner reservations? 452 00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:14,595 - Uh... Yeah? 453 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:16,849 - Mm-hmm. 454 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,267 - Are you okay? 455 00:23:18,268 --> 00:23:19,689 - Yeah, it's fine. 456 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,810 - Okay. 457 00:23:20,811 --> 00:23:21,811 Ow. 458 00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:24,693 I'll see you later. 459 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,587 Pick that up. 460 00:23:26,588 --> 00:23:27,588 - Okay. 461 00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:38,922 Wow. 462 00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:41,808 - What's going on? 463 00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:46,921 - Well, I uh... I know you made reservations, but, 464 00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:50,198 you know, I was thinking this could be kind of romantic. 465 00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,474 Plus, I got Thai food. 466 00:23:54,756 --> 00:23:57,339 - I said I haven't painted in-- 467 00:23:57,743 --> 00:23:59,209 - Okay, no, time out, time out, Kate. 468 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,690 Look, look, I became a bit of Monet when I was in jail. 469 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:05,730 Okay, so this is just me being selfish. 470 00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:07,231 Please, after you. 471 00:24:10,564 --> 00:24:13,742 - You sure did develop a lot of hobbies in prison. 472 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:14,602 - Skills, Kate. 473 00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:16,409 Not hobbies, skills. 474 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:19,747 One of which I'm gonna show you now. 475 00:24:19,748 --> 00:24:20,748 You ready? 476 00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:22,490 - Maybe. 477 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:24,559 This is going to be terrible, 478 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,006 just so we're both clear on this, right? 479 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,363 - Speak for yourself. 480 00:24:28,364 --> 00:24:30,673 ♪ The sun is down, damn it's cold ♪ 481 00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:33,754 ♪ And I'm waiting for that winter to be done once more ♪ 482 00:24:33,929 --> 00:24:34,762 - Cheers. 483 00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:35,866 - Cheers. 484 00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,106 - This one? - Mm-hmm. 485 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,979 - You sure? - Uh huh. 486 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:48,411 ♪ Wondering if I could talk to anybody I know ♪ 487 00:24:48,412 --> 00:24:49,530 ♪ Another day is done ♪ 488 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,531 - What? 489 00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:56,423 I give up, I'm done. 490 00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:57,424 Fork it is. 491 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,321 - How was your day? 492 00:25:00,322 --> 00:25:01,674 You find a spot? 493 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:04,701 - You know, a few promising locales. 494 00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:06,369 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 495 00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:09,864 No. 496 00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:14,491 Uh, what's the matter? 497 00:25:14,491 --> 00:25:15,395 You're not, you're not thirsty? 498 00:25:15,396 --> 00:25:17,159 Come on, you gotta catch up, Kate. 499 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,256 - I um, no I think I had a little too much coffee today. 500 00:25:19,257 --> 00:25:20,475 My stomach's a little off. 501 00:25:20,476 --> 00:25:21,809 - Suit yourself. 502 00:25:23,175 --> 00:25:28,175 ♪ It's two more days and three more, I'm still here ♪ 503 00:25:29,139 --> 00:25:32,070 ♪ And I've been sleeping in my car and I've got no ♪ 504 00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:33,590 - And. 505 00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:34,607 Done. 506 00:25:34,608 --> 00:25:35,447 - Already? 507 00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:36,351 - Okay. 508 00:25:36,352 --> 00:25:38,426 Okay, look, okay. 509 00:25:38,427 --> 00:25:40,784 I don't want you to be disappointed because you 510 00:25:40,785 --> 00:25:43,182 had professional painter training. 511 00:25:43,183 --> 00:25:44,456 - It's not called painter training. 512 00:25:44,457 --> 00:25:47,375 - And-and-and professional horseback riding training, 513 00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:49,920 and professional high diving training. 514 00:25:49,921 --> 00:25:53,227 - Can I see the damn picture or not? 515 00:25:53,228 --> 00:25:57,388 ♪ And I'll tell you what I've been doing all this time ♪ 516 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:02,139 ♪ Just waiting for that sun to be reborn ♪ 517 00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:04,740 - Just show me. 518 00:26:04,741 --> 00:26:06,855 ♪ You turned away, when I was asking you please ♪ 519 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:10,818 ♪ Baby, now I feel like I got some kind of disease ♪ 520 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:15,819 ♪ Bless your heart, but I'm just falling apart over you ♪ 521 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,046 - It's great. 522 00:26:23,104 --> 00:26:24,437 It's great, Lee. 523 00:26:28,271 --> 00:26:29,708 - It's not bad. 524 00:26:29,709 --> 00:26:31,401 It's okay, you know. - Yeah? 525 00:26:31,402 --> 00:26:33,168 - It's got a little... It's got a little smudge on it-- 526 00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:34,002 - What are you doing? 527 00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:35,226 Stop! - It's kinda fuckin'... 528 00:26:35,235 --> 00:26:39,012 What Kate, it's called, it's called modern art, Kate. 529 00:26:39,013 --> 00:26:40,915 Come on, you gotta get with it. 530 00:26:43,658 --> 00:26:45,146 That was a terrible decision. - You're a dick. 531 00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:46,500 No, no! 532 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,084 No, no, no, no, no! 533 00:26:52,497 --> 00:26:55,526 ♪ Now I'd be fine if I could forget get your name ♪ 534 00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:58,572 ♪ Tryin' to keep my head but I've been goin' insane ♪ 535 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:03,573 ♪ But that setting sun leaves my heart on that ground ♪ 536 00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:39,420 - Hey, where you going? 537 00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:44,058 - Oh, good morning. 538 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:46,980 - Oh my God! 539 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,013 - What? 540 00:28:48,013 --> 00:28:48,935 - What the hell are you making? 541 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,398 - Oh, you ever had spread? 542 00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,537 - That looks like vomit. 543 00:28:51,538 --> 00:28:54,878 - Well, you are gonna love it, okay? 544 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:55,712 - Ugh! 545 00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:57,387 - Mmm, oh! 546 00:28:57,479 --> 00:28:58,703 Mmm! 547 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,067 Okay, you might not hate it. 548 00:29:00,068 --> 00:29:02,901 - I am absolutely not eating that. 549 00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:05,397 Ugh. 550 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:09,704 Come on, we should, we should go for a hike or something. 551 00:29:09,705 --> 00:29:12,272 We'll make fun of people at Runyon. 552 00:29:12,273 --> 00:29:14,922 I'll even be extra Hollywood and buy us juice. 553 00:29:14,923 --> 00:29:16,554 - I think I'm okay, Kate. 554 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,157 I didn't really get into hiking when I was in jail. 555 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,593 - Not one of your new skills? 556 00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,538 - The hills were a bit too small there. 557 00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:25,925 - Well, come on. 558 00:29:25,926 --> 00:29:28,059 We should get out of the house. 559 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,591 It'll be good for you. 560 00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:31,675 - I don't wanna go, okay? 561 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,160 - I'll be with you, it's fine. 562 00:29:36,161 --> 00:29:37,389 - Kate, I'm not going. 563 00:29:37,390 --> 00:29:39,021 What are you, deaf? 564 00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:40,816 - Uh... Lee, I heard you. 565 00:29:40,817 --> 00:29:43,595 I-I-I just think you're being stubborn. 566 00:29:43,596 --> 00:29:46,544 - Kate, I'm not fucking going. 567 00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:49,516 - Lee. - Kate, I'm not fucking going! 568 00:29:49,517 --> 00:29:50,876 - What is your problem? 569 00:29:50,877 --> 00:29:51,867 - What is my problem? 570 00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:53,453 Y-you're trying to shove some dumbass hiking trip 571 00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:55,038 down my throat when I already told you, 572 00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:58,442 very politely, that I'm not interested in going, okay? 573 00:29:58,443 --> 00:29:59,473 Thanks for breakfast. 574 00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:03,239 - Holy shit, okay, you need to calm down, okay? 575 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240 Fucking wow. 576 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,881 When was the last time you decompressed? 577 00:30:07,882 --> 00:30:08,984 Fuck. 578 00:30:08,985 --> 00:30:11,693 - Oh, I don't know three years ago? 579 00:30:15,173 --> 00:30:18,296 This weed is so stale. 580 00:30:18,297 --> 00:30:19,820 - Yeah, I haven't really smoked in a while either. 581 00:30:19,821 --> 00:30:23,191 - Yeah, I'm definitely gonna need your sister's piss now. 582 00:30:23,192 --> 00:30:27,442 No, I'm fuckin' serious. 583 00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:36,318 - I've missed you. 584 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,375 - Why didn't you come see me? 585 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:44,382 - I told you-- - Kate, Kate, 586 00:30:44,383 --> 00:30:46,771 that was a cop-out, okay? That was a... 587 00:30:46,772 --> 00:30:49,028 That was a fuckin' Hallmark card, okay? 588 00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:51,446 That was, uh-- - Because I... 589 00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:57,245 I was afraid I'd waste my life waiting for you, and, 590 00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:00,064 I knew if I came to see you, even once, 591 00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:02,459 that's exactly what I'd do. 592 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,960 - You never even called, Kate. 593 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,741 For the first few months, I thought we were still dating. 594 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,742 And that maybe, that maybe you were just pissed. 595 00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:18,369 And then I started to buy into this conspiracy 596 00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,635 that this warden had it out for me and was stopping me from 597 00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:24,053 contacting the outside world. 598 00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,961 - When'd you figure it out? 599 00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:31,918 - My mother called me, asking for money. 600 00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:36,844 So I told her I was away and working for 93 cents a day. 601 00:31:36,845 --> 00:31:38,928 - What'd she say to that? 602 00:31:40,253 --> 00:31:42,023 - "I'll take what I can get." 603 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,200 Oh my God, 604 00:31:46,201 --> 00:31:47,813 you're laughing at my drug-addicted mother? 605 00:31:47,814 --> 00:31:48,647 - I swear, I'm not. 606 00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:50,705 I'm not. - Wow, Kate, wow! 607 00:31:50,706 --> 00:31:52,416 Wow, it shows how much you know a person, huh? 608 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,167 - Seriously, I'm not. 609 00:31:59,103 --> 00:32:00,436 I went to rehab. 610 00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,109 After you left. 611 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,175 For alcohol, mostly. 612 00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:28,526 It was the only way I could stop myself 613 00:32:28,527 --> 00:32:30,444 from coming to see you. 614 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:41,120 It seemed like a good idea, until, you know, it wasn't. 615 00:32:59,809 --> 00:33:03,726 Lee, what I said before, that wasn't a cop-out. 616 00:33:04,728 --> 00:33:06,228 You're bad for me. 617 00:33:09,564 --> 00:33:11,886 It's definitely a dog. - This one? 618 00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:12,887 - Yes. 619 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,127 - Okay. 620 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,514 - Oh my God! - What? 621 00:33:18,515 --> 00:33:19,995 - We should get a dog! 622 00:33:19,996 --> 00:33:20,834 - Fuck yeah! 623 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:21,999 - We should get a dog. - Really? 624 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,290 - Yes. - I want a dog so bad. 625 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,198 - And we shall name him-- 626 00:33:26,199 --> 00:33:29,807 - Murphy, I wanna call him Murphy. 627 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,192 - Yeah, but maybe-- 628 00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:33,098 - Maybe not that name though. - Yeah, it's a good name. 629 00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:34,099 - Why? 630 00:33:36,297 --> 00:33:39,297 Okay, we can call it something else. 631 00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:46,656 - It looks like a taco, it doesn't really look like 632 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:47,718 a dog anymore. 633 00:33:47,719 --> 00:33:52,719 ♪ I won't give up 'til you give your love back to me ♪ 634 00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:58,258 ♪ And I'm holdin' you here in my arms ♪ 635 00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,138 - Hey. 636 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,163 - Hey. 637 00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:29,691 Blow. 638 00:34:30,441 --> 00:34:32,178 Just do it, blow. 639 00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:33,179 Come on. 640 00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,275 Harder. 641 00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,210 Put it on. 642 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,245 - Thank you. 643 00:34:43,185 --> 00:34:44,435 It's so pretty. 644 00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:00,077 I love you. 645 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,874 - I'm surprised you're keeping up at all 646 00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,345 with you in the throes of toxic love. 647 00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:07,567 - You're being dramatic. 648 00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:09,528 - I am not, and you know it. 649 00:35:09,529 --> 00:35:11,935 I assume you're supporting him too? 650 00:35:11,936 --> 00:35:12,769 - No. - No? 651 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:13,856 Hmm. 652 00:35:13,857 --> 00:35:14,858 - Sometimes. 653 00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:16,868 - Oh, sometimes, hmm. 654 00:35:16,869 --> 00:35:18,111 - I don't need money, Sandra. 655 00:35:18,112 --> 00:35:19,701 - Hey, I don't recall you complaining 656 00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:21,406 when dad used to put money in your account every month. 657 00:35:21,407 --> 00:35:23,577 It's just, you know, did Lee ever wonder 658 00:35:23,578 --> 00:35:25,202 how you two paid rent? 659 00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:27,046 - I told him I sold my body on the streets. 660 00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:28,370 - Kate, come on now. 661 00:35:28,371 --> 00:35:30,454 You guys are spending every day together. 662 00:35:30,455 --> 00:35:32,783 I don't even like to see John that much. 663 00:35:32,784 --> 00:35:33,998 - Well that sounds like a personal problem. 664 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,099 - This isn't a joke, Kate. 665 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,945 This is exactly what happened last time. 666 00:35:36,946 --> 00:35:39,617 Lee Riley came along, and poof, 667 00:35:39,618 --> 00:35:40,920 the world lost Kate Caldwell. 668 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,994 Actually, Peggy called me the other day 669 00:35:42,995 --> 00:35:44,235 to ask where you've been lately. 670 00:35:44,236 --> 00:35:45,455 - Oh, Peggy's a prude. 671 00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:46,289 - Kate! 672 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:47,691 - I bet her and John would get along. 673 00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:48,683 Maybe if she's bored, they can hang out. 674 00:35:48,683 --> 00:35:49,635 - You know what? 675 00:35:49,636 --> 00:35:51,082 Do you want me to have a miscarriage? 676 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,113 Is that what you want? 677 00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:53,440 'Cause that's what I think you want. 678 00:35:53,441 --> 00:35:55,221 - No, but if you want one, I can refer you to a few 679 00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,570 places that could help you out with that. 680 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,099 - I sincerely hope you're joking. 681 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,433 So, everything's great then? 682 00:36:04,069 --> 00:36:06,436 Lee's a changed man? 683 00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:09,958 You're back to not wearing a bra, like it's fucking 2014? 684 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,896 Fantastic, Kate. 685 00:36:10,897 --> 00:36:12,733 - I am not gonna end up in rehab again, 686 00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:14,732 if that's what you're thinking. 687 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,749 - So you're still sober? 688 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:17,907 - Of course. 689 00:36:17,908 --> 00:36:21,161 - And you don't need those silly little AA meetings, right? 690 00:36:21,162 --> 00:36:22,757 That's why you haven't been going? 691 00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:24,885 - You shouldn't spy on people, thank you. 692 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,858 - Well, two weeks ago, you would have had that house 693 00:36:26,859 --> 00:36:28,432 packed no problem, Kate. 694 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:29,812 - Okay, I will get the house packed. 695 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:30,977 Would you calm down? 696 00:36:30,978 --> 00:36:32,483 Besides. 697 00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:33,724 I don't know, it's not like it used to be. 698 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:37,162 Lee and I are, we're good, we're better than good. 699 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:38,830 We're communicating. 700 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,040 - You're communicating? - Mm-hmm. 701 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,677 - Okay. - Yeah. 702 00:36:44,678 --> 00:36:45,678 - Prove it. 703 00:36:46,645 --> 00:36:49,608 I am having my boss over for dinner tomorrow, 704 00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:53,278 and he has specifically asked to meet you. 705 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,446 So! - Okay. 706 00:36:55,318 --> 00:36:59,793 - Bring Lee and we will see how he does. 707 00:37:00,548 --> 00:37:01,548 - Mm-hmm. 708 00:37:03,342 --> 00:37:04,819 - Is he gonna have a problem with that? 709 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:05,970 - No, not at all. 710 00:37:05,971 --> 00:37:07,060 - No? - Mm-mmm. 711 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:08,978 - Okay, good. - Mm-hmm. 712 00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:11,811 - Oh God. - Tomorrow. 713 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:12,830 8:00 p.m. 714 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,172 Don't be late, please. 715 00:37:15,173 --> 00:37:16,006 - I won't. 716 00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:16,839 - Okay. 717 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,083 I'll see you then. 718 00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:20,276 And don't forget to wear a bra, Kate! 719 00:37:20,277 --> 00:37:22,777 - I'll wear a bra. - Love you! 720 00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:28,535 ♪ Oh, if I was dog ♪ 721 00:37:28,536 --> 00:37:30,570 ♪ Wouldn't wear no button up shirt ♪ 722 00:37:30,571 --> 00:37:31,587 ♪ I'd just spend all my days ♪ 723 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:33,180 - What the fuck? 724 00:37:33,188 --> 00:37:34,829 ♪ Rollin' round in the dirt ♪ 725 00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:39,531 Okay. 726 00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:41,157 ♪ How sweet my life would be ♪ 727 00:37:41,173 --> 00:37:42,173 - Ah! 728 00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:44,883 Who's a good boy? 729 00:37:44,884 --> 00:37:45,906 Who's a good boy? 730 00:37:45,907 --> 00:37:47,096 Hey, hot stuff. 731 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:49,313 Meet Murphy. 732 00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:51,756 He kind of he kinda looks a little like Sandra, no? 733 00:37:51,757 --> 00:37:53,307 With the frowning and see? 734 00:37:53,308 --> 00:37:54,464 - What the fuck is that? 735 00:37:54,465 --> 00:37:56,020 - I told you, it's Murphy. 736 00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:57,586 - Please tell me you didn't buy a dog. 737 00:37:57,587 --> 00:37:58,991 - Well, I didn't. I don't have a credit card. 738 00:37:58,992 --> 00:38:00,191 - Why the fuck would you buy a dog? 739 00:38:00,192 --> 00:38:02,221 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, I uh, I thought we were on the same 740 00:38:02,222 --> 00:38:03,335 page here, come on. 741 00:38:03,336 --> 00:38:05,209 I distinctly remember you saying, 742 00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,043 "We should get a dog." 743 00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:08,197 - I was high out of my fucking mind. 744 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,525 Why the fuck would you just go and buy a dog? 745 00:38:10,526 --> 00:38:12,061 Oh my God, Lee! 746 00:38:12,062 --> 00:38:13,647 I have a job, okay? 747 00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:15,418 Who's gonna walk it? 748 00:38:15,419 --> 00:38:16,901 I don't know how to take care of something like that! 749 00:38:16,902 --> 00:38:18,581 It's gonna, it's gonna fuckin' die, Lee! 750 00:38:18,582 --> 00:38:19,724 It's gonna fuckin' die! 751 00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:21,324 Look, can't you fuckin' return it? 752 00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:25,908 - He came from a kill shelter, so I mean, that depends. 753 00:38:28,107 --> 00:38:31,058 - I can't deal with this right now. 754 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,668 I cannot deal with this. 755 00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:33,752 - Kate! 756 00:38:35,263 --> 00:38:39,513 - By the way, there's dog shit in the fucking hall. 757 00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:43,937 You should come pick this shit up! 758 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,920 - Slow. 759 00:38:47,921 --> 00:38:48,921 Slow. 760 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,247 Slow, good boy. 761 00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:53,295 Oh, who's a good boy? 762 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:56,813 Come on, slow, sit aw, you eat so much, Murphy. 763 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:59,292 - I'm sorry that I freaked out about the dog earlier. 764 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,006 - It's okay, don't worry about it, it's fine. 765 00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:02,460 - Murphy's actually kinda cute, I guess. 766 00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:03,336 - Oh yeah? 767 00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:05,618 Well, he told me the same thing about you, funnily enough. 768 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,179 Innit, Murph? 769 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:11,344 Aw, good boy, good boy, gimme your paw. 770 00:39:11,345 --> 00:39:12,721 Oh, man. 771 00:39:12,722 --> 00:39:13,907 You know what, Kate? 772 00:39:13,908 --> 00:39:15,685 I can't believe how much junk you've accumulated over 773 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,237 the past three years. 774 00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:19,730 I mean, you used to just have one pair of old combat 775 00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:23,127 boots you wore with every single outfit; Dress, jeans, 776 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,068 sweatpants, didn't matter. 777 00:39:25,069 --> 00:39:26,368 Combat boots. 778 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:27,439 - It's not all mine. 779 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,463 You knew my mother. 780 00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:29,971 She was a bit overindulgent. 781 00:39:29,972 --> 00:39:34,788 - Understatement of the century right there. 782 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,374 - Oh. 783 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,994 - Oh my God, no way. 784 00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:38,828 - Oh, God. 785 00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,503 - Fuck, Stewie Caldwell! 786 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,124 - He despised that name. 787 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,844 Sandra still thinks you caused his heart attack. 788 00:39:43,845 --> 00:39:45,283 - Hey, hey, look, I was already locked up when he 789 00:39:45,284 --> 00:39:46,378 kicked the bucket, okay? 790 00:39:46,379 --> 00:39:47,728 So, not my fault. 791 00:39:47,729 --> 00:39:48,962 - Very true. 792 00:39:48,963 --> 00:39:50,841 But mom told us after the fact that he'd have these 793 00:39:50,842 --> 00:39:53,630 cold sweats and he'd wake up in the middle of the night 794 00:39:53,631 --> 00:39:56,756 with these nightmares that you actually didn't go to prison. 795 00:39:56,757 --> 00:39:58,140 So there. 796 00:39:58,141 --> 00:40:00,301 - Okay, well, for all the worrying your dad did, 797 00:40:00,302 --> 00:40:02,015 mine did the opposite. 798 00:40:02,016 --> 00:40:05,408 That guy didn't care where I was, who I was fucking, 799 00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,299 what I was smoking. 800 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:11,029 I mean, he tried, but ah, maybe he didn't, whatever. 801 00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:14,368 Hopefully I'll be a better father than he was. 802 00:40:14,369 --> 00:40:17,163 - I don't think I ever want kids. 803 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,851 I dunno, the thought of ruining like a real human being-- 804 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:19,706 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 805 00:40:19,707 --> 00:40:20,721 What are you talking about, you don't want kids? 806 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:21,555 You always wanted kids. 807 00:40:21,556 --> 00:40:23,290 - I never wanted kids. 808 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,951 - Uh... Do I need to remind you about the mice, Kate? 809 00:40:25,952 --> 00:40:27,383 - Do I need to remind you that girlfriends 810 00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,050 are always right? 811 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,263 - Oh, so you're my girlfriend now, are you? 812 00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:33,519 - Well, I mean... 813 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,049 I would hope so. 814 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:37,383 It's been a month, you know? 815 00:40:40,529 --> 00:40:41,529 Too soon? 816 00:40:43,224 --> 00:40:45,063 - No fucking way. 817 00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,166 "Love Songs From Lee"? 818 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,142 Kate, Kate, we're listening to it. 819 00:40:47,143 --> 00:40:48,535 Watch out, watch, watch out! 820 00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:51,786 We're listening to it! 821 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,570 Come on, let's go! 822 00:40:55,532 --> 00:40:57,482 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 823 00:41:01,247 --> 00:41:04,583 - This song is dedicated to a very special lady, 824 00:41:04,584 --> 00:41:06,879 Miss Kick-Ass Kate Caldwell. 825 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,816 Hit it, boys. 826 00:41:07,817 --> 00:41:09,963 - Lee, you've gotta stop unpacking the boxes! 827 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,163 Sandra's gonna kill me if I don't get this done. 828 00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:13,847 - Okay, Kate, Kate? 829 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:17,053 Stop worrying, and dance with me, okay? 830 00:41:17,054 --> 00:41:18,054 Up. 831 00:41:22,896 --> 00:41:26,503 ♪ I said I wanted you ♪ 832 00:41:26,504 --> 00:41:29,684 ♪ But baby, I was wrong ♪ 833 00:41:29,685 --> 00:41:32,855 ♪ I really needed you ♪ 834 00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:36,291 ♪ That's why I wrote this song ♪ 835 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:39,221 ♪ You were working at the bar ♪ 836 00:41:39,222 --> 00:41:40,871 ♪ I was walking over concrete stars ♪ 837 00:41:40,872 --> 00:41:42,005 - Would you take it back? 838 00:41:42,147 --> 00:41:44,370 ♪ The piano took control of me ♪ 839 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,877 If you could? 840 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,961 ♪ And that's when you took a hold of me ♪ 841 00:41:47,962 --> 00:41:51,629 - I can't, why, why would you even say that? 842 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:56,113 Obviously, I would, Kate. 843 00:41:56,950 --> 00:42:00,283 I spent three fucking years without you. 844 00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:03,935 - I love you, Lee Riley. 845 00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:05,936 I love you. 846 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,774 ♪ To the song I put on repeat ♪ 847 00:42:12,775 --> 00:42:14,641 - We can do it, Kate. 848 00:42:14,642 --> 00:42:15,784 We can do it. 849 00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:16,778 - Again? 850 00:42:16,779 --> 00:42:18,925 I gotta be honest Lee, she's not used to this much action. 851 00:42:18,926 --> 00:42:20,620 - No, no, no, I'm talking about us, Kate. 852 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:21,946 No, I'm talking about us. 853 00:42:21,947 --> 00:42:23,646 We could, look, we could, 854 00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:25,121 we could fuckin' have a family, 855 00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:26,312 we could have a home, Kate. 856 00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:28,445 We could fuckin' do this. 857 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:30,374 - Lee-- - No, no, Kate. 858 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,581 Kate. 859 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,141 We can make this work, okay? 860 00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:35,895 You and I, okay? 861 00:42:35,896 --> 00:42:36,979 I mean, look. 862 00:42:38,439 --> 00:42:39,272 Let's do it, okay? 863 00:42:39,273 --> 00:42:42,970 Let's, let's fuckin', let's live here. 864 00:42:42,978 --> 00:42:45,687 Kate, Kate, Kate. 865 00:42:46,979 --> 00:42:51,188 Okay, look, I've been thinking and, look, 866 00:42:54,067 --> 00:42:57,445 I don't want to waste another moment of my life 867 00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:59,196 making wrong choices. 868 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:04,703 Jesus Christ, you're fuckin' killin' me, Kate. 869 00:43:04,704 --> 00:43:07,393 You're fuckin' killin' me! 870 00:43:07,394 --> 00:43:08,714 I can't breathe! 871 00:43:08,715 --> 00:43:12,047 Do you know how hard it is for a smoker to hold 872 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,345 his breath, Kate? 873 00:43:13,346 --> 00:43:14,506 I can't breathe! 874 00:43:14,507 --> 00:43:15,785 - Okay, fine! 875 00:43:15,786 --> 00:43:17,297 Fuck it, let's do it. 876 00:43:17,298 --> 00:43:19,633 Let's do it, I wanna do it! 877 00:43:19,634 --> 00:43:22,803 ♪ You bring me closer to home ♪ 878 00:43:22,804 --> 00:43:25,728 ♪ A place I've never had ♪ 879 00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:29,186 ♪ But I've always been searching for ♪ 880 00:43:29,187 --> 00:43:32,693 ♪ 'Cause I remember every part ♪ 881 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:35,992 ♪ From the color of your clothes ♪ 882 00:43:35,993 --> 00:43:39,259 ♪ To the song I put on repeat ♪ 883 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,177 ♪ Your perfume with my cologne ♪ 884 00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:00,314 - Hello? - Hello! 885 00:44:00,315 --> 00:44:03,332 You didn't forget about my dinner party tonight, right? 886 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,237 You told Lee? 887 00:44:05,238 --> 00:44:06,488 - Uh... yep, all set. 888 00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,645 - Kate, you forgot. 889 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,327 Hey, I can't believe you're eating that in front 890 00:44:11,328 --> 00:44:12,317 of me right now! 891 00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:14,651 - What, you keep buying it and not touching it. 892 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,731 What am I supposed to do? 893 00:44:15,732 --> 00:44:18,647 - I told you, I just like looking at it, John! 894 00:44:18,648 --> 00:44:20,707 - That doesn't make any sense. 895 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:21,708 - Feet! 896 00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:25,414 So you haven't told Lee? 897 00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:26,273 - As soon as he's home, 898 00:44:26,274 --> 00:44:29,103 I will, promise. 899 00:44:29,104 --> 00:44:30,565 - Is that a dog? 900 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:33,689 Oh my God, please tell me you didn't buy a dog, Kate? 901 00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,488 - Okay then, I didn't buy a dog. 902 00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:36,322 - Ugh! 903 00:44:36,323 --> 00:44:39,738 Whatever, I'm sure that was really thought out. 904 00:44:39,739 --> 00:44:41,407 Just don't be late tonight, okay? 905 00:44:41,408 --> 00:44:44,722 And please, make sure Lee wears a tie. 906 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:46,288 - That might be a problem. 907 00:44:46,289 --> 00:44:48,248 - Kate, are you fucking kidding me? 908 00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:50,503 Look, if he doesn't have a tie, I will come over-- 909 00:44:50,504 --> 00:44:52,171 - Elephants can produce up to 300 pounds 910 00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:54,049 of shit a day. 911 00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:56,270 Eh, kind of like Murphy. 912 00:44:56,271 --> 00:44:59,752 - No, we'll be there, on time in a tie. 913 00:44:59,753 --> 00:45:00,863 One of us, at least. 914 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,692 - Kate, if you show up wearing a tie, I will-- 915 00:45:02,693 --> 00:45:04,784 - Good morning, Kick-Ass Kate. 916 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,204 - It is, isn't it? 917 00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:07,205 - Hello? 918 00:45:11,438 --> 00:45:12,938 She hung up on me. 919 00:45:14,454 --> 00:45:16,287 - We should get a dog. 920 00:45:18,432 --> 00:45:19,432 - No. 921 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,297 - So-- - Hmm? 922 00:45:22,298 --> 00:45:25,558 - Tonight, I was thinking we could go for a little drive 923 00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:26,597 into the desert. 924 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:27,457 - Mm-hmm? 925 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,374 - Look up at the stars, 926 00:45:30,210 --> 00:45:31,962 and smoke some of that stale weed. 927 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,103 - Oh, that sounds perfect. 928 00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:34,308 Except, we have plans. 929 00:45:34,309 --> 00:45:36,065 Sandra's having a dinner party tonight and she wants 930 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,187 us both to go. 931 00:45:37,188 --> 00:45:38,730 I'm sorry. 932 00:45:38,731 --> 00:45:39,991 - Kate. 933 00:45:39,992 --> 00:45:41,409 Kate, Kate, Kate. 934 00:45:42,650 --> 00:45:45,572 A human being can do one of two things, okay? 935 00:45:45,573 --> 00:45:49,411 They can have dinner, or they can party. 936 00:45:49,412 --> 00:45:50,411 They can't do both. 937 00:45:50,412 --> 00:45:52,828 - You bought a dog yesterday. 938 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,495 - So? 939 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,652 What time's the dinner party? 940 00:46:00,652 --> 00:46:01,652 - Thank you. 941 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,398 Uh, also, you need to wear a tie. 942 00:46:09,273 --> 00:46:12,080 It's just a tie, stop looking so miserable. 943 00:46:12,081 --> 00:46:15,437 - I didn't even wear a tie to my own father's funeral, okay? 944 00:46:15,438 --> 00:46:18,620 I mean, that was largely to spite him, but still. 945 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:20,020 - Lee, grow up, it's a piece of fabric. 946 00:46:20,021 --> 00:46:21,618 - It ain't me. 947 00:46:21,619 --> 00:46:23,317 - If you don't let me wrap it around your neck, 948 00:46:23,318 --> 00:46:24,448 I'll choke the shit out of you, okay? 949 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,116 - Hey, Kate, I'm not wearing it. 950 00:46:28,903 --> 00:46:31,039 Still think the combat boots went with the outfit, 951 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,623 but what do I know? 952 00:46:34,921 --> 00:46:37,208 Not even sure why we even brought this, 'cause 953 00:46:37,209 --> 00:46:38,539 we don't even drink wine anyways, so-- 954 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:40,092 - When you go to someone's house, 955 00:46:40,093 --> 00:46:41,894 you show up with a bottle of wine. 956 00:46:41,895 --> 00:46:43,076 It's called being an adult. 957 00:46:43,077 --> 00:46:43,910 Get with it. - Says who? 958 00:46:43,910 --> 00:46:44,743 Who made that rule? 959 00:46:44,744 --> 00:46:45,800 - I dunno, people. 960 00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:48,343 - Bullshit. 961 00:46:48,344 --> 00:46:50,141 Plus I'm pretty sure Sandra's allergic to red wine, 962 00:46:50,142 --> 00:46:52,392 so uh... well done there. 963 00:46:53,762 --> 00:46:54,782 - Crap. 964 00:46:54,783 --> 00:46:56,966 - Look who's only 30 minutes late. 965 00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:58,134 The lovebirds. 966 00:47:00,104 --> 00:47:03,897 Oh um... you brought uh... you brought red wine. 967 00:47:03,898 --> 00:47:05,620 Hmm, fantastic. 968 00:47:05,621 --> 00:47:08,377 - Yeah, Lee loves red wine. 969 00:47:08,378 --> 00:47:09,977 He insisted. 970 00:47:09,978 --> 00:47:11,217 - Mm-hmm, okay. 971 00:47:11,218 --> 00:47:12,893 Well, come on. 972 00:47:13,948 --> 00:47:14,929 - Dick. 973 00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,123 - Everyone's already seated, ready for dinner, 974 00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:18,041 so job well done there. 975 00:47:19,843 --> 00:47:21,752 I can't believe you didn't wear a bra, Kate. 976 00:47:21,753 --> 00:47:23,280 - Oh, I'm wearing one, it's just real thin. 977 00:47:23,281 --> 00:47:24,281 - Nice. 978 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:32,175 Kate, I want you to meet my boss, Chuck Sullivan, 979 00:47:32,176 --> 00:47:36,926 and his very, very beautiful wife, Cassie Sullivan. 980 00:47:36,927 --> 00:47:38,231 - It's a pleasure, Kate. 981 00:47:38,232 --> 00:47:39,587 I've heard so much about you. 982 00:47:39,588 --> 00:47:40,563 - Hi. 983 00:47:40,563 --> 00:47:41,550 - It's so nice to meet you. 984 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:42,383 - Hi. 985 00:47:42,383 --> 00:47:43,216 - I'm Lee, what's up? 986 00:47:43,216 --> 00:47:44,049 - Pleasure to meet you, Lee. 987 00:47:44,049 --> 00:47:44,882 - Hi, Lee. 988 00:47:44,882 --> 00:47:45,715 - Hey. 989 00:47:45,716 --> 00:47:47,282 Brought wine. - Thank you. 990 00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:48,260 - It's the good stuff. 991 00:47:48,261 --> 00:47:49,677 - Great! 992 00:47:53,516 --> 00:47:54,516 - Evening. 993 00:47:55,604 --> 00:47:57,115 Kate, you look lovely tonight. 994 00:47:57,116 --> 00:47:58,355 - Thank you, John. 995 00:47:58,356 --> 00:48:01,324 - Lee, long time no see. 996 00:48:01,325 --> 00:48:02,801 - I'm sorry, we've met before? 997 00:48:02,802 --> 00:48:03,802 - Yeah. 998 00:48:04,513 --> 00:48:06,602 Me and Sandra have been together about five years 999 00:48:06,603 --> 00:48:07,836 now, so I should think so. 1000 00:48:07,837 --> 00:48:08,980 - You sure? 1001 00:48:08,981 --> 00:48:10,963 I mean, I because I think I'd remember a guy 1002 00:48:10,964 --> 00:48:13,530 with a British accent. 1003 00:48:15,472 --> 00:48:17,617 - Well, you was usually high. 1004 00:48:17,618 --> 00:48:19,017 Or drunk. 1005 00:48:19,018 --> 00:48:20,384 Sometimes both. 1006 00:48:20,385 --> 00:48:22,354 - That's probably true. 1007 00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:23,917 - Okay. 1008 00:48:23,918 --> 00:48:25,193 Can you put those there? 1009 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:28,362 Thank you everyone for coming, 1010 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,282 especially Cassie and Chuck. 1011 00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:34,405 Uh, tonight, we will be having pan-seared chicken breast, 1012 00:48:34,406 --> 00:48:38,245 organic, obviously, with a side of wilted 1013 00:48:38,246 --> 00:48:42,746 asparagus, also organic, and John made his very famous 1014 00:48:44,624 --> 00:48:47,691 golden mashed potatoes, which of course, 1015 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,229 goes without saying that they are-- 1016 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,234 - Actually, Sandra. 1017 00:48:51,235 --> 00:48:52,235 They're not. 1018 00:48:54,313 --> 00:48:57,230 - Are you fucking kidding me, John? 1019 00:48:59,988 --> 00:49:03,013 - They're organic, everyone. 1020 00:49:03,014 --> 00:49:04,326 - Jokester! 1021 00:49:04,327 --> 00:49:05,784 Bon appetit! 1022 00:49:08,978 --> 00:49:11,105 - Oh, Sandra, should you really be throwing 1023 00:49:11,106 --> 00:49:12,495 a dinner party in your condition? 1024 00:49:12,496 --> 00:49:15,359 - Thank you for worrying about me, Lee, 1025 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,072 but I love throwing dinner parties, 1026 00:49:17,073 --> 00:49:18,712 and I am only four months pregnant. 1027 00:49:18,713 --> 00:49:19,713 - Only? 1028 00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:23,841 - You're drinking tonight, Kate? 1029 00:49:23,842 --> 00:49:25,092 - Just a glass. 1030 00:49:27,818 --> 00:49:30,215 So, Chuck, you're Sandra's boss? 1031 00:49:30,216 --> 00:49:31,365 I didn't know that, interesting. 1032 00:49:31,366 --> 00:49:32,683 - Oh, well, why would you? 1033 00:49:32,684 --> 00:49:35,395 Ah, Sandy's the best though, isn't she? 1034 00:49:35,396 --> 00:49:36,588 - Thank you, Chuck. 1035 00:49:36,589 --> 00:49:37,775 Too sweet. 1036 00:49:37,776 --> 00:49:39,507 - Too sweet is right. 1037 00:49:39,508 --> 00:49:42,183 If I don't keep a close eye on this one at all times, 1038 00:49:42,184 --> 00:49:47,184 who knows what I'll find sniffing around for a taste? 1039 00:49:47,331 --> 00:49:49,148 - He is a catch! 1040 00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:51,485 - Kate, we've met before, am I right? 1041 00:49:51,486 --> 00:49:52,725 - Don't think so. 1042 00:49:52,726 --> 00:49:56,114 - No, Kate has a terrible memory, like real bad. 1043 00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:57,491 - That's true. 1044 00:49:57,492 --> 00:50:00,201 - No, it was last year at the Christmas party. 1045 00:50:00,202 --> 00:50:01,707 - Oh? - Yeah, I'm sure of it. 1046 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,686 It's just weird I didn't remember it until right now. 1047 00:50:03,687 --> 00:50:06,268 - I don't think I met Sandra's boss, that night. 1048 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,054 - Like I said, terrible memory. 1049 00:50:08,055 --> 00:50:10,055 - Well, that was right before your second medical 1050 00:50:10,056 --> 00:50:11,583 leave from work, right? 1051 00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:12,637 - Second? 1052 00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:14,671 - You know, after our second child, 1053 00:50:14,672 --> 00:50:17,221 I went to the spa for an entire week. 1054 00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:19,175 - Not quite the same thing. 1055 00:50:19,176 --> 00:50:20,424 - A spa, you went to a spa? 1056 00:50:20,425 --> 00:50:21,313 Nice. 1057 00:50:21,314 --> 00:50:22,878 - You've never been to a spa? 1058 00:50:22,879 --> 00:50:24,349 - You mean like a shvitz? 1059 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:26,335 I saw that on "The Sopranos" once. 1060 00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:30,774 - So, Cassie, what do you do? 1061 00:50:30,775 --> 00:50:33,565 - Well, I'm a stay at home mother. 1062 00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,645 - Mm-hmm, yep. 1063 00:50:35,646 --> 00:50:37,602 - That's really rewarding. 1064 00:50:37,603 --> 00:50:38,603 - Quite. 1065 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,628 - Oh, the food's great, by the way, Sandra. 1066 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:51,336 Uh, real good, thank you. 1067 00:50:51,337 --> 00:50:53,169 Uh, I mean, you know, the asparagus 1068 00:50:53,170 --> 00:50:55,640 is a little mushy, you know? 1069 00:50:55,641 --> 00:50:56,910 - That's not nice, Lee. 1070 00:50:56,911 --> 00:50:59,025 - Well, you can't fault him for being honest, can ya? 1071 00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:01,043 - No, no, no, hey come on, it's probably just me. 1072 00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:03,052 - I think yours are great, Sandra. 1073 00:51:03,053 --> 00:51:04,042 - It's really excellent, Sandy. 1074 00:51:04,043 --> 00:51:07,348 - Like I said, probably just me. 1075 00:51:07,349 --> 00:51:10,551 - Chuck, did you see the new numbers that came in? 1076 00:51:10,552 --> 00:51:11,818 - Oh, no, no, no, no work. 1077 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,466 We're all havin' a good time. 1078 00:51:13,467 --> 00:51:14,486 - You're right. 1079 00:51:14,487 --> 00:51:16,621 My dad used to always say the same thing, 1080 00:51:16,622 --> 00:51:18,758 "No work talk at the dinner table." 1081 00:51:18,759 --> 00:51:20,347 - Well, that's a lie. 1082 00:51:20,348 --> 00:51:24,229 Our father never even made it home for dinner. 1083 00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:26,774 - Well, thank you for that, Kate. 1084 00:51:26,775 --> 00:51:28,775 - I'm just being honest. 1085 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:35,299 - So, Lee, what do you do? 1086 00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:38,467 - Well, I'm an artist, actually. 1087 00:51:38,468 --> 00:51:39,767 - You're an artist? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1088 00:51:39,768 --> 00:51:41,387 - What kind, are you a painter or-- 1089 00:51:41,388 --> 00:51:43,082 - No, no, that's, that's more Kate's thing. 1090 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:46,060 I'm a, you know, I'm a musician. 1091 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,666 - A musician? - Yeah. 1092 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:49,193 - You got a steady gig somewhere? 1093 00:51:49,194 --> 00:51:51,726 - I mean, you could say I'm between jobs at the moment. 1094 00:51:51,727 --> 00:51:53,486 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 1095 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,441 - What happened? 1096 00:51:55,442 --> 00:51:57,486 I mean, if you don't mind me asking. 1097 00:51:57,487 --> 00:51:59,488 - Chuck... 1098 00:51:59,489 --> 00:52:02,489 - I take it you know I went to jail? 1099 00:52:03,491 --> 00:52:05,415 - Well, you know how it is. 1100 00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:07,410 It's best to be notified if there's gonna be a convict 1101 00:52:07,411 --> 00:52:08,549 at the dinner table. 1102 00:52:08,550 --> 00:52:10,707 Gotta leave the kids at home, right? 1103 00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:15,552 - Nice one. - Just kidding. 1104 00:52:15,553 --> 00:52:17,366 - And what-what do you do, Chuck? 1105 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,478 - Oh me? 1106 00:52:18,479 --> 00:52:19,312 Accounting. 1107 00:52:19,313 --> 00:52:21,160 Numbers, math. 1108 00:52:21,161 --> 00:52:23,763 It's really quite boring, honestly. 1109 00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:25,417 I make a lot of money. 1110 00:52:25,418 --> 00:52:28,382 But I'm actually more interested in you. 1111 00:52:28,383 --> 00:52:29,437 What was prison like? 1112 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:30,271 - I don't think Lee wants to talk about that right now-- 1113 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,657 - No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 1114 00:52:31,658 --> 00:52:33,701 Uh, you know, three meals a day. 1115 00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:36,162 Uh, plenty of exercise. 1116 00:52:36,163 --> 00:52:38,218 I mean, to be honest with you, 1117 00:52:38,219 --> 00:52:40,610 I just did what I could to, to get out early and get 1118 00:52:40,611 --> 00:52:41,800 back to Kate. 1119 00:52:41,801 --> 00:52:43,513 - Oh, that's sweet. - Yeah. 1120 00:52:43,514 --> 00:52:45,395 - What's the next step though? 1121 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:46,543 You're a felon now, right? 1122 00:52:46,544 --> 00:52:49,159 - It's not like I'm dangerous or anything. 1123 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,827 - No, no, of course. 1124 00:52:52,096 --> 00:52:54,502 But you're a felon, correct? 1125 00:52:54,503 --> 00:52:57,632 I mean, that's gotta come with a few strings. 1126 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,674 You can't work for the government. 1127 00:52:59,675 --> 00:53:02,136 A private company won't hire you, I mean, 1128 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,137 ours certainly wouldn't. 1129 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,356 You can't work with kids. 1130 00:53:08,357 --> 00:53:09,666 Do you have any laboring skills? 1131 00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:10,518 'Cause I know a lot of those companies 1132 00:53:10,519 --> 00:53:11,812 actually take on ex-cons. 1133 00:53:11,813 --> 00:53:15,149 - I hear there are all sorts of nonprofit programs 1134 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:18,612 working to help convicts get back on their feet. 1135 00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:20,006 - I heard that too. 1136 00:53:20,007 --> 00:53:22,733 That might be worth looking into, Lee. 1137 00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:24,067 - Yeah, why not? 1138 00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,810 - You know, we've got lemon meringue for dessert. 1139 00:53:28,811 --> 00:53:29,828 - Yes! 1140 00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:32,564 - God you know what, I don't mean to pry. 1141 00:53:32,565 --> 00:53:35,913 I just know, if I couldn't support Cassie here, 1142 00:53:35,914 --> 00:53:38,664 and my babies, I would feel like, 1143 00:53:40,172 --> 00:53:41,255 I don't know. 1144 00:53:42,843 --> 00:53:45,088 I guess I would feel like not much of a man. 1145 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,394 - Like I said, I'm a musician. 1146 00:53:46,395 --> 00:53:47,860 - Yeah, that's right. 1147 00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:48,856 What were you guys called? 1148 00:53:48,857 --> 00:53:50,331 Maybe we've heard of you. 1149 00:53:50,332 --> 00:53:51,231 - Probably not. 1150 00:53:51,232 --> 00:53:53,613 Yeah, we cater to a cultured crowd. 1151 00:53:53,614 --> 00:53:54,614 - Ah. 1152 00:53:55,515 --> 00:53:57,317 - Yeah. 1153 00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:58,464 - Hey, Kate. 1154 00:53:58,465 --> 00:53:59,659 What do you think of Lee's music? 1155 00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,493 - Well, Chuck-- - She loves it. 1156 00:54:00,493 --> 00:54:01,355 Thanks for asking. 1157 00:54:01,356 --> 00:54:02,792 - I didn't ask you. 1158 00:54:02,793 --> 00:54:03,695 I asked Kate. 1159 00:54:03,696 --> 00:54:04,935 - And I fucking answered. 1160 00:54:04,936 --> 00:54:08,533 - Okay, there is no need to swear at the table, Lee. 1161 00:54:08,534 --> 00:54:12,721 - We're just having a friendly conversation, right, Lee? 1162 00:54:12,722 --> 00:54:14,222 - I didn't notice. 1163 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:23,503 - Well, nobody asked me what I do. 1164 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,800 I'm a bank teller, in case anyone was wondering. 1165 00:54:34,308 --> 00:54:36,110 - What the fuck is going on, Kate? 1166 00:54:36,111 --> 00:54:37,585 How do you know my boss? 1167 00:54:37,586 --> 00:54:38,615 - I don't know him. 1168 00:54:38,616 --> 00:54:39,837 - Oh, you don't know him? 1169 00:54:39,838 --> 00:54:42,035 Did you fuck him, hmm? 1170 00:54:42,036 --> 00:54:42,985 Were you fucking him? 1171 00:54:42,986 --> 00:54:44,520 Are you fucking him? 1172 00:54:44,521 --> 00:54:45,865 - I am not currently fucking him, no. 1173 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,048 - Oh my God, oh my God. 1174 00:54:48,049 --> 00:54:49,144 Why? 1175 00:54:49,145 --> 00:54:50,486 Why? 1176 00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:53,799 - If it's any consolation, I didn't know he was your boss. 1177 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,161 He told me he didn't even work at the company. 1178 00:54:55,162 --> 00:54:57,474 - That is not a consolation, Kate. 1179 00:54:57,475 --> 00:55:00,376 You are, you are ruining my dinner party! 1180 00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:01,787 - Fine, then I lied about your asparagus 1181 00:55:01,788 --> 00:55:04,170 to make you feel better. 1182 00:55:04,171 --> 00:55:06,130 - What is wrong with you? 1183 00:55:06,131 --> 00:55:08,927 Every single time I think you're growing up just 1184 00:55:08,928 --> 00:55:11,300 a little bit, you go and do something dumb 1185 00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,762 and fucked up and ridiculous! 1186 00:55:13,763 --> 00:55:15,517 - Stop trying to stick your perfect little fingers 1187 00:55:15,518 --> 00:55:16,752 in everyone's business. 1188 00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:18,670 I realize you were raised to think the world revolves 1189 00:55:18,671 --> 00:55:20,649 around your eerily symmetrical face, 1190 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:21,744 but it doesn't. 1191 00:55:21,745 --> 00:55:23,857 - You know what? 1192 00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:25,277 I try. 1193 00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:28,553 I try so hard. 1194 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,208 But you just don't care. 1195 00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:33,238 You don't care. 1196 00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,116 You don't care about my well-being. 1197 00:55:36,117 --> 00:55:37,911 You don't care about my happiness. 1198 00:55:37,912 --> 00:55:39,424 You don't care about my life. 1199 00:55:39,425 --> 00:55:40,859 - Mom's dead, Sandra. 1200 00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:43,312 You were at the funeral, we both saw her go in the ground. 1201 00:55:43,313 --> 00:55:45,931 You're not fooling anyone with this little routine here. 1202 00:55:45,932 --> 00:55:46,923 - Really? 1203 00:55:46,924 --> 00:55:49,921 Who paid for rehab when you went away? 1204 00:55:49,922 --> 00:55:51,434 Me. 1205 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:54,359 Who has set you up with at least a dozen 1206 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,138 handsome, polite suitors? 1207 00:55:57,139 --> 00:55:58,139 That's me. 1208 00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:01,060 Who found your new fucking apartment? 1209 00:56:01,061 --> 00:56:02,688 - Yeah, I forgot to tell you how much I love 1210 00:56:02,689 --> 00:56:03,733 being your guinea pig. 1211 00:56:03,734 --> 00:56:05,904 Let's just test out parenting on Kate before 1212 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:08,281 baby number one pops out just in case we fuck it up 1213 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,260 the first time. 1214 00:56:09,261 --> 00:56:11,485 Let's, let's make Kate pack the house, make Kate move, 1215 00:56:11,486 --> 00:56:13,275 make Kate come over, make Kate play nice. 1216 00:56:13,276 --> 00:56:14,428 - You don't get it! 1217 00:56:14,429 --> 00:56:16,346 You don't get it, Kate! 1218 00:56:25,187 --> 00:56:26,520 - What the fuck? 1219 00:56:29,497 --> 00:56:30,914 - Oh, goddamn it! 1220 00:56:32,062 --> 00:56:35,017 - You're fucking pregnant, you fucking dumbass! 1221 00:56:59,789 --> 00:57:00,956 - You hate me. 1222 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,003 - I don't mean to. 1223 00:57:23,147 --> 00:57:24,980 - Mind if I steal one? 1224 00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:29,029 - Didn't know you smoked. 1225 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,286 - I haven't in years. 1226 00:57:31,287 --> 00:57:33,033 Sandra made me quit. 1227 00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:34,052 - Oh yeah? 1228 00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:36,720 She make you do a lot of things? 1229 00:57:37,946 --> 00:57:39,434 - Is it that obvious? 1230 00:57:39,435 --> 00:57:40,435 - No. 1231 00:57:42,936 --> 00:57:43,936 Uh, maybe. 1232 00:57:49,224 --> 00:57:50,627 - You know, hats off to you for not cracking 1233 00:57:50,628 --> 00:57:52,295 that guy back there. 1234 00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:57,471 Back in the day, I would have done it myself. 1235 00:57:57,472 --> 00:57:58,693 - Sure. 1236 00:57:58,694 --> 00:58:00,038 Okay. 1237 00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:01,039 - It's true. 1238 00:58:02,321 --> 00:58:07,189 I went to juvie when I was 18 for beating a kid's face in. 1239 00:58:07,190 --> 00:58:08,537 - Does Sandra know? 1240 00:58:08,538 --> 00:58:09,538 - Yeah. 1241 00:58:11,403 --> 00:58:13,026 - Wow. 1242 00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:18,027 - You know, I was still getting in scraps when we first met. 1243 00:58:18,950 --> 00:58:19,950 Eventually... 1244 00:58:21,785 --> 00:58:23,868 she gave me an ultimatum. 1245 00:58:25,363 --> 00:58:30,134 She said, "Either grow up and stop being a punk, 1246 00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:31,552 "or I'm leaving." 1247 00:58:34,232 --> 00:58:35,631 So I did. 1248 00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:37,034 - Congratulations. 1249 00:58:37,035 --> 00:58:38,035 Yeah. 1250 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,969 - My point is 1251 00:58:42,021 --> 00:58:47,021 It's not a question of whether or not you can change. 1252 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:51,024 It's a question of whether or not you want to. 1253 00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:58,232 - You make the right choice? 1254 00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,429 - I'd like to think so. 1255 00:59:26,555 --> 00:59:29,138 - Were you sleeping with Chuck? 1256 00:59:33,966 --> 00:59:34,966 - No. 1257 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:41,208 - Look, I'm sorry about tonight, okay? 1258 00:59:43,167 --> 00:59:44,417 - Yeah, me too. 1259 01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:16,975 - Elephants can feel a range of human emotions, 1260 01:00:16,976 --> 01:00:19,512 including remorse, which they avail themselves 1261 01:00:19,513 --> 01:00:23,170 of by hugging one another with their trunks. 1262 01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:25,754 I wish I had a trunk sometimes. 1263 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240 - Hey. 1264 01:00:48,013 --> 01:00:49,596 - Hey, babe. 1265 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:52,191 - Babe? 1266 01:00:52,192 --> 01:00:53,878 That's new. 1267 01:00:53,879 --> 01:00:57,466 Your old pet names used to be more like asshole, 1268 01:00:57,467 --> 01:00:59,690 fuckface, douchebag. 1269 01:00:59,691 --> 01:01:01,000 - I didn't know you were such a masochist. 1270 01:01:01,001 --> 01:01:04,697 I never would have stopped using those. 1271 01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:06,120 - How's work? 1272 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,320 - Uh... long. 1273 01:01:07,321 --> 01:01:09,592 Just in the office prepping for a meeting tomorrow. 1274 01:01:09,593 --> 01:01:10,823 You? 1275 01:01:10,824 --> 01:01:14,840 - I uh... actually I went to see Russ today. 1276 01:01:14,841 --> 01:01:16,025 About a job. 1277 01:01:16,026 --> 01:01:17,255 - A job? 1278 01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:18,664 - Yeah, a job. 1279 01:01:18,665 --> 01:01:19,731 - Like a criminal job? 1280 01:01:19,732 --> 01:01:21,631 Because it kinda sounds like a criminal job. 1281 01:01:21,632 --> 01:01:24,482 - No, like a real job, at his bar. 1282 01:01:24,483 --> 01:01:26,130 - Doesn't he own a lounge? 1283 01:01:26,131 --> 01:01:27,486 - Seriously? 1284 01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:31,139 - I'm sorry, Lee, that's great. 1285 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,617 - I'm not playing on stage. 1286 01:01:32,618 --> 01:01:35,302 I'm busing tables and mopping floors, but, 1287 01:01:35,303 --> 01:01:36,886 but it's a job, so. 1288 01:01:38,003 --> 01:01:40,420 - Hey, I'll head out now and um... 1289 01:01:41,317 --> 01:01:43,975 I'll try and catch you before you go and maybe give 1290 01:01:43,976 --> 01:01:46,255 you a little good luck action beforehand. 1291 01:01:46,256 --> 01:01:48,441 - Well, don't make promises you can't keep. 1292 01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:50,275 - Leaving as we speak. 1293 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,304 Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1294 01:02:12,305 --> 01:02:13,513 Traffic was worse than I thought. 1295 01:02:13,514 --> 01:02:15,398 I had to take like six buses, 1296 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,538 and one shifty Mexican farm truck just to-- 1297 01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:18,693 - Wow! 1298 01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:21,752 You look amazing, Kate. 1299 01:02:21,753 --> 01:02:23,100 - What's going on? 1300 01:02:23,101 --> 01:02:23,957 You're late. 1301 01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:25,436 - Yeah, I just figured I'd, you know, 1302 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,564 soak up a little liquid courage first, that's all, you know. 1303 01:02:27,565 --> 01:02:29,702 - You can't go to work drunk, Lee. 1304 01:02:29,703 --> 01:02:31,663 - Come on, relax, it's a bar, they won't care. 1305 01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:32,997 - It's a lounge. 1306 01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:35,918 - Fuck's sake. 1307 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:36,943 Okay, Kate? 1308 01:02:36,944 --> 01:02:39,422 Kate, Kate, just have one drink with me please? 1309 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,447 Just one? 1310 01:02:40,448 --> 01:02:41,281 - I have a meeting tomorrow. 1311 01:02:41,282 --> 01:02:42,687 - Well, come on, it's all the better then. 1312 01:02:42,688 --> 01:02:44,327 Just take the, take the edge off, you know, 1313 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:45,592 help you sleep, just one? 1314 01:02:45,593 --> 01:02:49,222 - Why do you think I bought Nyquil? 1315 01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:50,806 Lee, you have to go to work. 1316 01:02:50,807 --> 01:02:53,350 You promised Russ and, frankly, 1317 01:02:53,351 --> 01:02:55,683 I can't support you anymore, financially, so-- 1318 01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:59,191 - Kate, Kate, I don't have to do anything, okay? 1319 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,984 I have been in captivity for three years, okay? 1320 01:03:01,985 --> 01:03:03,585 There are two things that I wanna do. 1321 01:03:03,586 --> 01:03:07,253 Number one, I want an American cheeseburger. 1322 01:03:08,119 --> 01:03:09,572 Ah, and the other-- 1323 01:03:09,573 --> 01:03:10,573 - Iron Man? 1324 01:03:11,592 --> 01:03:12,675 - Aw, busted. 1325 01:03:14,986 --> 01:03:17,035 - Lee, please be serious here for a second. 1326 01:03:17,036 --> 01:03:18,234 Please? 1327 01:03:18,235 --> 01:03:20,071 - I'm dead serious, Kate. 1328 01:03:20,072 --> 01:03:21,072 Look. 1329 01:03:24,587 --> 01:03:27,170 This is called the coma cocktail, okay? 1330 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,634 Because, uh... 1331 01:03:28,635 --> 01:03:31,875 Whoo! Well, you get the point. 1332 01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:34,725 - There's no way I'm drinking that. 1333 01:03:48,732 --> 01:03:52,421 ♪ Oh, I wish I was a rock ♪ 1334 01:03:52,422 --> 01:03:57,422 ♪ So I could sink on down ♪ 1335 01:03:58,715 --> 01:04:02,125 ♪ To the bottom of the river ♪ 1336 01:04:02,126 --> 01:04:07,126 ♪ Where there's no one around ♪ 1337 01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:13,470 ♪ Now I've been singin' by myself ♪ 1338 01:04:13,471 --> 01:04:18,471 ♪ 'Bout how lonely I must be ♪ 1339 01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:20,815 ♪ It's hard to find that piece ♪ 1340 01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:21,816 - Shit! 1341 01:04:24,315 --> 01:04:25,442 Damn it! 1342 01:04:25,443 --> 01:04:26,443 - Whoa. 1343 01:04:27,354 --> 01:04:28,789 Uh, whoa, whoa, why's everybody yelling? 1344 01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:29,720 - Shut up, Lee! 1345 01:04:29,721 --> 01:04:31,553 Just shut the fuck up! 1346 01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,491 - Morning, Kate. 1347 01:04:36,492 --> 01:04:38,665 - You are fucking shit up, Lee! 1348 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:39,846 Drive to get to the liquor store drunk. 1349 01:04:39,847 --> 01:04:41,216 Fucking idiot. 1350 01:04:41,217 --> 01:04:43,300 - Yeah, it was your idea. 1351 01:04:47,423 --> 01:04:48,756 - What the fuck? 1352 01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:50,792 Fucking... 1353 01:04:50,793 --> 01:04:52,592 Fucking surge charge? 1354 01:04:52,626 --> 01:04:54,138 Fuck, it's 10:00 a.m.! 1355 01:04:54,139 --> 01:04:56,580 What the fuck, Uber? 1356 01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:03,169 Goddamn it! 1357 01:05:04,228 --> 01:05:05,228 Fuck! 1358 01:05:06,328 --> 01:05:08,095 Fuck, shit! 1359 01:05:08,287 --> 01:05:09,287 No! 1360 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,907 ♪ On my feet but don't know where to begin ♪ 1361 01:05:14,908 --> 01:05:17,748 ♪ I wish I was a rock ♪ 1362 01:05:17,749 --> 01:05:21,834 ♪ So I could sink on down ♪ 1363 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,752 - Uh... Did you call an Uber? 1364 01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:33,964 - Ralph's, please. 1365 01:05:58,570 --> 01:06:00,704 - Morning, Murphy. 1366 01:06:00,705 --> 01:06:02,122 What's up, buddy? 1367 01:06:13,801 --> 01:06:14,801 Ouch. 1368 01:06:15,929 --> 01:06:16,929 Ow, Murphy! 1369 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,226 Hey, shhh. 1370 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,722 - You have two new messages. 1371 01:06:24,723 --> 01:06:26,158 First message. 1372 01:06:26,159 --> 01:06:27,394 - Lee. 1373 01:06:27,395 --> 01:06:29,329 You asked for a second chance. 1374 01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:32,106 You didn't show up for work. 1375 01:06:32,107 --> 01:06:33,962 You're dead, you understand? 1376 01:06:33,963 --> 01:06:35,644 - Oh. - You're dead, motherfucker. 1377 01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:37,071 - Next message. 1378 01:06:37,072 --> 01:06:38,924 - Hey Lee, it's Sandra. 1379 01:06:38,925 --> 01:06:39,808 So Kate and I are coming over-- 1380 01:06:39,809 --> 01:06:41,949 - Oh Murph, come on, buddy. 1381 01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:43,924 - To clean up the mess you made last night, 1382 01:06:43,925 --> 01:06:46,033 but don't worry about leaving that little mess. 1383 01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:47,650 We'll handle it. 1384 01:06:47,651 --> 01:06:49,393 - End of messages. 1385 01:06:56,577 --> 01:06:57,716 - Hey Sandra, what's going on? 1386 01:06:57,717 --> 01:06:59,827 Murphy, get in, in! 1387 01:06:59,828 --> 01:07:00,828 Huh? 1388 01:07:03,741 --> 01:07:05,686 Hey Sandra, what's Kate doing, huh? 1389 01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:06,946 Why is she packing? 1390 01:07:06,947 --> 01:07:09,061 We're not moving, she's not moving. 1391 01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:10,062 Hello, what? 1392 01:07:11,315 --> 01:07:12,290 Why is Kate packing? 1393 01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:13,707 She's not moving. 1394 01:07:15,777 --> 01:07:16,758 What? 1395 01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,364 - What are you doing, Lee? 1396 01:07:18,365 --> 01:07:19,511 - W-what do you mean, what am I doing? 1397 01:07:19,512 --> 01:07:21,262 - What are you doing? 1398 01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:32,293 - I don't know. 1399 01:07:35,184 --> 01:07:38,033 - You made me a promise, Lee. 1400 01:07:38,034 --> 01:07:41,617 You promised you would stay away from Kate. 1401 01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:46,587 Right I, I wrote at least a dozen letters to help get 1402 01:07:46,588 --> 01:07:49,047 you released early, and the first thing, 1403 01:07:49,048 --> 01:07:50,460 the first thing you do-- 1404 01:07:50,461 --> 01:07:52,750 - Who else do I have, Sandra? 1405 01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,750 Come on, tell me. 1406 01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,358 - So that's it? 1407 01:07:56,359 --> 01:07:58,694 You just came running back to Kate because you knew she 1408 01:07:58,695 --> 01:08:02,073 would be here like, like a loyal puppy? 1409 01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,037 - No, I came became I love her. 1410 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,398 - Really? - Yeah, really. 1411 01:08:06,399 --> 01:08:09,316 - Well, you've never told her that. 1412 01:08:15,885 --> 01:08:16,885 Look. 1413 01:08:19,886 --> 01:08:22,219 I know you think I hate you. 1414 01:08:23,842 --> 01:08:24,842 But I don't. 1415 01:08:25,744 --> 01:08:27,051 I really don't, okay? 1416 01:08:27,052 --> 01:08:28,052 You're just... 1417 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,936 You're not good for Kate. 1418 01:08:31,937 --> 01:08:34,270 And she is not good for you. 1419 01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:38,884 She'll never leave you, Lee. 1420 01:08:40,155 --> 01:08:43,488 So, if that is what you want, then fine. 1421 01:08:48,205 --> 01:08:50,538 But if you love my sister... 1422 01:08:52,148 --> 01:08:54,731 Then you'll do the right thing. 1423 01:09:00,331 --> 01:09:03,800 Um... also, Chuck is having a party tonight and he wants 1424 01:09:03,801 --> 01:09:05,330 you and Kate there so he can apologize. 1425 01:09:05,331 --> 01:09:06,164 - It's not a good idea. 1426 01:09:06,165 --> 01:09:07,938 - Yeah, no shit, I know it's not a good idea, Lee, 1427 01:09:07,939 --> 01:09:09,969 but you're going to show up, and you're gonna accept his 1428 01:09:09,970 --> 01:09:12,970 apology because I am telling you to. 1429 01:09:14,896 --> 01:09:15,896 Got it? 1430 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:27,699 I gotta get ready, so see you guys tonight. 1431 01:09:40,031 --> 01:09:43,884 - I'm making some hangover food, you want anything? 1432 01:09:43,885 --> 01:09:44,885 Okay. 1433 01:09:50,743 --> 01:09:52,243 Same fuckin' eggs. 1434 01:09:53,104 --> 01:09:53,937 What happened, Kate? 1435 01:09:53,938 --> 01:09:55,486 They're spoiled, huh? 1436 01:09:55,487 --> 01:09:58,281 You used to love eating eggs. 1437 01:09:58,282 --> 01:10:00,060 - I can't anymore, they make me sick. 1438 01:10:00,061 --> 01:10:00,998 - Well, then the logical thing to do 1439 01:10:00,999 --> 01:10:02,111 would be to throw them out, wouldn't it? 1440 01:10:02,112 --> 01:10:03,445 - Stop it. 1441 01:10:03,446 --> 01:10:04,315 - Why? 1442 01:10:04,316 --> 01:10:05,909 - Because I don't know, I might start eating them 1443 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,188 again, down the road. 1444 01:10:07,189 --> 01:10:09,118 - That makes no sense-- - I said stop it. 1445 01:10:09,119 --> 01:10:10,113 - What is your problem? 1446 01:10:10,114 --> 01:10:11,294 - I don't want you to throw out the fucking eggs. 1447 01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:13,052 I want the fucking eggs to stay right here, 1448 01:10:13,053 --> 01:10:15,187 so that they'll be there if I want them, okay? 1449 01:10:15,188 --> 01:10:16,040 - You're being ridiculous. 1450 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,708 - When I'm done with the eggs, I will throw them out, Lee. 1451 01:10:17,709 --> 01:10:18,754 You got that? 1452 01:10:18,755 --> 01:10:20,254 I will throw the fucking eggs out. 1453 01:10:20,255 --> 01:10:21,455 - You know what, I'm not gonna argue with someone who 1454 01:10:21,456 --> 01:10:22,757 makes no fucking sense, so whatever, okay? 1455 01:10:22,758 --> 01:10:25,886 I gotta buy cigarettes anyway, fuck you. 1456 01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:27,497 Hey, what the fuck? 1457 01:10:27,498 --> 01:10:28,973 - You want me to get rid of the fucking eggs? 1458 01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:30,659 You want me to forget about the fucking eggs, Lee? 1459 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,351 - What is wrong with you? - Huh, huh? 1460 01:10:32,352 --> 01:10:33,725 This is what you want, right? 1461 01:10:33,726 --> 01:10:34,602 Right? - Kate, hey! 1462 01:10:34,603 --> 01:10:36,941 - Fine, fucking-- - Would you, would you, 1463 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,229 would you stop it? 1464 01:10:39,230 --> 01:10:40,230 Jesus Chr-- 1465 01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:56,412 What is wrong with you, huh? 1466 01:11:00,247 --> 01:11:02,697 - I'm fine, just forget it! 1467 01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:03,948 Just forget it. 1468 01:11:05,837 --> 01:11:10,608 - You wanna talk about what just happened, maybe? 1469 01:11:10,609 --> 01:11:11,609 Hello, Kate? 1470 01:11:13,765 --> 01:11:15,515 - No, I don't. 1471 01:11:17,868 --> 01:11:19,550 You can put on your own tie tonight. 1472 01:11:42,422 --> 01:11:43,505 - Nice boots. 1473 01:12:10,075 --> 01:12:12,257 Look, Kate, uh... 1474 01:12:12,258 --> 01:12:14,018 Look I'm sorry, okay? 1475 01:12:14,019 --> 01:12:16,484 I shouldn't have made you drink last night. 1476 01:12:16,485 --> 01:12:19,944 I should have just-- - You don't get it, Lee. 1477 01:12:19,945 --> 01:12:22,124 You didn't make me do anything. 1478 01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:25,792 I did it because I wanted to do it with you. 1479 01:12:29,676 --> 01:12:30,759 We should go. 1480 01:12:41,811 --> 01:12:42,825 - I'll be back. 1481 01:12:42,826 --> 01:12:43,939 Hello, hello, hello! 1482 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,022 - Hey. 1483 01:12:45,023 --> 01:12:46,669 - You look beautiful. 1484 01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:47,503 - Thank you. 1485 01:12:47,504 --> 01:12:49,874 - And, Kate, I like your boots. 1486 01:12:51,281 --> 01:12:55,101 Lee. Come with me, I'll introduce you to some people. 1487 01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:12,554 - I'm a producer. - Wow. 1488 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,048 - Oh, wow, that's great. 1489 01:13:14,049 --> 01:13:15,293 - Yeah. 1490 01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:16,127 - Should we get a drink? - Yeah. 1491 01:13:16,127 --> 01:13:17,069 - We're gonna get a drink. 1492 01:13:17,069 --> 01:13:17,902 - All right, see you later. 1493 01:13:17,902 --> 01:13:18,735 - What's the matter? 1494 01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,505 You should be thanking this man, he's made a lot of movies. 1495 01:13:20,506 --> 01:13:21,697 - Entertainment, what was that? 1496 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:22,660 - It's called networking. 1497 01:13:22,661 --> 01:13:24,314 Didn't you, like, network in prison 1498 01:13:24,315 --> 01:13:25,604 to get ramen noodles or shivs? 1499 01:13:25,605 --> 01:13:27,088 - No, I remember when networking was about buying 1500 01:13:27,089 --> 01:13:29,113 a round of shots for somebody at the bar. 1501 01:13:29,114 --> 01:13:32,141 - Yeah, 'cause that'll get you the job. 1502 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,142 - Kate! 1503 01:13:34,154 --> 01:13:34,987 Lee! 1504 01:13:34,987 --> 01:13:35,820 - No fucking tie. 1505 01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:36,653 I can't believe this fucking guy. 1506 01:13:36,654 --> 01:13:39,238 - It's fine, just leave it. 1507 01:13:39,239 --> 01:13:40,657 - So nice of you guys to join us. 1508 01:13:40,658 --> 01:13:41,789 - Thank you. 1509 01:13:41,790 --> 01:13:43,050 - Mmm. 1510 01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,149 So what do you guys think? 1511 01:13:44,150 --> 01:13:45,137 How do you like the place? 1512 01:13:45,138 --> 01:13:46,152 - It's gorgeous, 1513 01:13:46,153 --> 01:13:46,986 thank you for inviting us. 1514 01:13:46,986 --> 01:13:47,819 - Yeah. 1515 01:13:47,820 --> 01:13:49,550 I mean, it's a little too open for my taste, 1516 01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:50,661 but, I mean, it's not bad. 1517 01:13:50,662 --> 01:13:52,381 - So where's Cassie tonight? 1518 01:13:52,382 --> 01:13:53,215 - Cassie? 1519 01:13:53,216 --> 01:13:54,927 She went to Bali for the month. 1520 01:13:54,928 --> 01:13:55,841 - Oh! - With the gals. 1521 01:13:55,841 --> 01:13:56,745 - Wow. 1522 01:13:56,746 --> 01:13:58,389 - Well, I hear Bali's supposed to be great this 1523 01:13:58,390 --> 01:13:59,223 time of year, you know? 1524 01:13:59,224 --> 01:14:00,306 - Yeah, yeah. 1525 01:14:01,436 --> 01:14:03,976 Hey, I just wanted to apologize about the other night. 1526 01:14:03,977 --> 01:14:06,139 I had one too many scotches. 1527 01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:08,107 Gets me buckin' like a bull, you know how it is. 1528 01:14:08,108 --> 01:14:10,691 - You were drinking Merlot, no? 1529 01:14:14,169 --> 01:14:16,169 Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too. 1530 01:14:17,067 --> 01:14:18,076 - All right. 1531 01:14:18,077 --> 01:14:19,379 Well you guys enjoy yourselves, it's a party. 1532 01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:20,558 Grab a drink. 1533 01:14:20,559 --> 01:14:22,720 There's a bartender floatin' around here somewhere. 1534 01:14:22,721 --> 01:14:23,993 At least, I paid for one. So... 1535 01:14:26,109 --> 01:14:26,942 Kate. 1536 01:14:26,949 --> 01:14:27,949 - Chuck. 1537 01:14:29,503 --> 01:14:31,120 Oh uh... Sandy's over there. - Kate, come here! 1538 01:14:31,121 --> 01:14:31,954 I want you to meet Joan! 1539 01:14:31,955 --> 01:14:33,875 - I'm gonna go smoke. - She's in advertising too! 1540 01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:03,330 - Evening. 1541 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,588 Oh, no. 1542 01:15:12,628 --> 01:15:13,795 Sandra'll see. 1543 01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:16,249 - Suit yourself. 1544 01:15:23,056 --> 01:15:26,406 You know, I've been thinking about what you said, and, 1545 01:15:26,407 --> 01:15:28,824 I don't know if you're right. 1546 01:15:29,746 --> 01:15:30,913 - What's that? 1547 01:15:32,981 --> 01:15:35,398 - I don't think I can change. 1548 01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:39,237 It's like some part of me just knows 1549 01:15:39,238 --> 01:15:42,982 I'm not gonna be any better than Albany fuck up, 1550 01:15:42,983 --> 01:15:44,733 Jake Riley, you know? 1551 01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:49,833 - Can I assume that's your father? 1552 01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,751 - Yeah, you can assume. 1553 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:56,072 I dunno, it's just, look, it's like, 1554 01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:58,980 I'm gonna go home tonight, and there's gonna be dog 1555 01:15:58,981 --> 01:16:02,160 vomit all over the fuckin' house you know, 'cause uh... 1556 01:16:02,161 --> 01:16:06,328 'cause I let this poor, dumb dog eat spoiled eggs. 1557 01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:11,394 You know, and I dunno, it's, it's on me, you know? 1558 01:16:14,317 --> 01:16:16,319 - Gonna be honest with you, mate. 1559 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,903 I fuckin' lost you. 1560 01:16:19,657 --> 01:16:23,407 - It just doesn't matter how bad you want it. 1561 01:16:25,574 --> 01:16:28,048 - If you wanted it bad enough, 1562 01:16:28,049 --> 01:16:30,382 you wouldn't be saying that. 1563 01:16:44,762 --> 01:16:48,262 Drink, please. 1564 01:17:04,257 --> 01:17:06,434 - No tip? 1565 01:17:06,435 --> 01:17:08,284 - You want a tip? 1566 01:17:08,285 --> 01:17:09,681 - Well, if you don't have any cash, 1567 01:17:09,682 --> 01:17:10,515 you could give me a check. 1568 01:17:10,516 --> 01:17:11,746 - Okay, I'll give you a tip. 1569 01:17:11,747 --> 01:17:12,747 Okay... 1570 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,626 Come here. 1571 01:17:15,648 --> 01:17:20,123 Stay as far away from these fuckin' people as you can? 1572 01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:21,223 Okay? 1573 01:17:21,224 --> 01:17:22,974 Good chat, good chat. 1574 01:17:24,275 --> 01:17:25,275 - Thanks. 1575 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,363 - Hey, Chuck. 1576 01:17:28,246 --> 01:17:29,841 Chuck. 1577 01:17:29,842 --> 01:17:31,448 Yeah, I'm not fuckin' sorry, okay? 1578 01:17:31,449 --> 01:17:32,851 Not even a little bit. 1579 01:17:32,852 --> 01:17:34,112 - Excuse me? 1580 01:17:34,113 --> 01:17:38,900 - Before, I said I was sorry, and I'm not, okay? 1581 01:17:38,901 --> 01:17:42,506 And that is the difference between you and me, okay? 1582 01:17:42,507 --> 01:17:45,199 At least I can acknowledge that I'm a piece of shit. 1583 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,660 - You're gonna come into my house, 1584 01:17:46,661 --> 01:17:47,706 you're gonna eat my food, you're gonna drink-- 1585 01:17:47,707 --> 01:17:48,557 - Yeah, I haven't eaten anything, 1586 01:17:48,557 --> 01:17:49,540 you know why? 1587 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,672 Because I made better guac when I was in fuckin' jail. 1588 01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:52,784 - All right, guys? 1589 01:17:52,785 --> 01:17:54,538 Guys, get this asshole out of here. 1590 01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,380 - You have bodyguards at a fuckin' house party? 1591 01:17:56,381 --> 01:17:57,893 You fucking pansy. 1592 01:17:57,894 --> 01:17:58,891 - What's going on, what's going on? 1593 01:17:58,892 --> 01:18:00,572 - What's going on is your convict boyfriend here 1594 01:18:00,573 --> 01:18:02,003 wants to square up against me in my own house. 1595 01:18:02,004 --> 01:18:03,175 - Oh, fuckin' square up, really? 1596 01:18:03,176 --> 01:18:04,009 Huh, is that it? 1597 01:18:04,009 --> 01:18:04,913 - Come on Lee I'm calling an Uber, come on. 1598 01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:05,852 - Yeah have her call you an Uber, 1599 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:07,832 'cause you can't afford an Uber, you piece of shit. 1600 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:09,055 Good pick, Kate. 1601 01:18:09,056 --> 01:18:09,948 Good luck with that one. 1602 01:18:09,949 --> 01:18:11,210 - Hey, you know what? 1603 01:18:11,211 --> 01:18:12,980 I'm sorry, you know what? 1604 01:18:12,981 --> 01:18:14,351 I am so fuckin' stupid. 1605 01:18:14,352 --> 01:18:16,270 You know, I almost went off with your glass. 1606 01:18:16,271 --> 01:18:17,207 Here, Chuck. 1607 01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:18,289 - Oh, God-- - Here, take it. 1608 01:18:18,290 --> 01:18:19,311 - Fuck! 1609 01:18:19,312 --> 01:18:20,410 - My hand slipped. 1610 01:18:20,411 --> 01:18:21,403 I'm sorry, Chuck. 1611 01:18:21,404 --> 01:18:23,002 - I'm gonna sue your ass, motherfucker! 1612 01:18:23,003 --> 01:18:24,739 All $10 you're worth! 1613 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:25,871 - I'm fuckin' sorry. - I'm suing your dumb ass. 1614 01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,223 - Yeah okay fuckin' enjoy it. - You fucking idiot, come on! 1615 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:29,891 - Fuckin' asshole, fuck! 1616 01:19:05,867 --> 01:19:08,415 - Kate, would you stop? 1617 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,300 Kate, would you stop and talk to me please? 1618 01:19:10,301 --> 01:19:11,459 - What's the fuckin' point? 1619 01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:12,418 - Oh, you're right, whatever, okay. 1620 01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,744 Go on, good night, go. 1621 01:19:13,745 --> 01:19:15,625 - Well, it's gonna be the same conversation we always 1622 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,290 have, so what's the fucking point? 1623 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,290 - What are you talking about? 1624 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:19,979 We haven't been together in three fuckin' years, Kate. 1625 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:23,176 - And we were arguing about the same exact shit back then. 1626 01:19:23,177 --> 01:19:25,589 Three years in a fucking 10 by 10 cell did absolutely 1627 01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:26,923 nothing for you? 1628 01:19:28,596 --> 01:19:30,477 - The best night's sleep I've gotten in a month-- 1629 01:19:30,478 --> 01:19:31,474 - Oh. 1630 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:33,148 - Was in a fucking closet, okay? 1631 01:19:33,149 --> 01:19:35,113 It did plenty. 1632 01:19:35,114 --> 01:19:36,652 - Do you remember what we were fighting about, 1633 01:19:36,653 --> 01:19:38,498 when you hit that guy? 1634 01:19:38,499 --> 01:19:39,699 Do you remember what he said? 1635 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:40,533 - Yeah, I remember everything. 1636 01:19:40,534 --> 01:19:42,042 - Like how you wouldn't amount to anything? 1637 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:43,897 That you weren't good enough for me, 1638 01:19:43,898 --> 01:19:47,232 right before you smashed a bottle over his skull, huh? 1639 01:19:47,233 --> 01:19:50,372 How is that any different from tonight, Lee? 1640 01:19:50,373 --> 01:19:52,212 - Well, I didn't use a bottle. 1641 01:19:52,213 --> 01:19:53,522 - Oh, you're always so cute. 1642 01:19:53,523 --> 01:19:55,858 You're so fucking cute. 1643 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:56,692 - Oh, yeah? 1644 01:19:56,693 --> 01:19:58,075 Yeah, I look fucking cute? 1645 01:19:58,076 --> 01:19:59,299 I look real fuckin' cute in this, 1646 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:01,069 this fuckin' ironed shirt and this, 1647 01:20:01,070 --> 01:20:04,392 this nice fuckin' jacket, and this fancy fuckin' tie? 1648 01:20:04,393 --> 01:20:07,216 Who the fuck do you think I am, huh? 1649 01:20:07,217 --> 01:20:09,340 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1650 01:20:09,341 --> 01:20:10,551 - What does that mean? - What does that mean? 1651 01:20:10,552 --> 01:20:12,182 Well, one second, you're all about getting high, 1652 01:20:12,183 --> 01:20:14,928 and skipping work, and fucking my brains out, 1653 01:20:14,929 --> 01:20:16,037 and the next, huh? 1654 01:20:16,038 --> 01:20:18,666 The next, you wanna, you wanna fuckin' dress me up, 1655 01:20:18,667 --> 01:20:20,308 you wanna take me to a fucking fancy dinner party 1656 01:20:20,309 --> 01:20:22,430 and tell people I am in entertainment? 1657 01:20:22,431 --> 01:20:23,657 "Oh, Lee is in entertainment." 1658 01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:25,249 What the fuck does that mean, huh? 1659 01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,276 That's cute. 1660 01:20:26,277 --> 01:20:28,317 - It's called growing up, Lee. 1661 01:20:28,318 --> 01:20:29,811 It's called being a fucking adult. 1662 01:20:29,812 --> 01:20:30,812 Why is it. 1663 01:20:32,072 --> 01:20:34,745 Why is it that you can't accept anything good in your life? 1664 01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:36,870 Are you that much of a fucking cynic that you just 1665 01:20:36,871 --> 01:20:39,499 have to rip it all apart the minute things start to work? 1666 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,039 - Well maybe it's because you tell me I'm bad for you 1667 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,011 every five fuckin' minutes. 1668 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:44,012 Yeah. 1669 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:46,924 And I know about Chuck. 1670 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:49,135 I'm not an idiot. 1671 01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:50,796 - Lee. 1672 01:20:51,121 --> 01:20:52,455 I love you. 1673 01:20:53,579 --> 01:20:56,912 I love you more than you can understand. 1674 01:20:59,325 --> 01:21:03,468 Which is why I need to tell you you're not gonna make it 1675 01:21:03,469 --> 01:21:04,636 as a musician. 1676 01:21:06,817 --> 01:21:08,902 You're just not. 1677 01:21:08,903 --> 01:21:11,489 And I don't say that out of spite. 1678 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:14,993 I say that because I care about you. 1679 01:21:14,994 --> 01:21:17,161 And I want you to move on. 1680 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,535 You're passionate. 1681 01:21:20,536 --> 01:21:21,618 And you're sweet-- - Save it. 1682 01:21:21,619 --> 01:21:23,137 - I know if you put that-- - Fuckin' save it, Kate! 1683 01:21:23,138 --> 01:21:26,707 - Into something else, if you put that into something else, 1684 01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:31,421 we might actually be able to have a life together. 1685 01:21:31,422 --> 01:21:34,964 We might actually be able to go inside that house rip 1686 01:21:34,965 --> 01:21:37,382 every box open, and be happy. 1687 01:21:39,886 --> 01:21:41,136 I'm sorry, Lee. 1688 01:21:44,145 --> 01:21:45,312 Say something. 1689 01:21:46,774 --> 01:21:48,409 Say something, Lee. 1690 01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:49,243 Come on, say something! 1691 01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:50,440 Fuckin' yell at me, hit me! 1692 01:21:50,441 --> 01:21:51,503 - Come on, shove me! 1693 01:21:51,504 --> 01:21:53,457 - Call me cunt, yell at me! - Come on, hit me, come on. 1694 01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:54,399 Hit me all you want, come on. 1695 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,972 Hit me all you want Kate, because that shit, 1696 01:21:56,973 --> 01:21:59,733 that shit fucking heals, okay? 1697 01:21:59,734 --> 01:22:03,567 But I already told you, I remember everything. 1698 01:22:07,850 --> 01:22:09,933 And for the record, Kate. 1699 01:22:13,385 --> 01:22:16,013 I wouldn't take it back. 1700 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,847 Take your fuckin' tie. 1701 01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:02,168 - Do you remember the night we met? 1702 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:07,557 It was August, I think. 1703 01:24:09,096 --> 01:24:10,096 And um... 1704 01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:16,400 I was working at that bar, fucking Piano Bar. 1705 01:24:21,313 --> 01:24:25,874 I don't even know if it's still there anymore. 1706 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:28,992 Anyway it was hot as hell, 1707 01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:32,543 and uh... my hair was all fucked up and frizzy. 1708 01:24:33,577 --> 01:24:37,553 And I was just in this shit mood 'cause it was loud 1709 01:24:37,554 --> 01:24:42,554 and cramped and it was like, two for one Bud night. 1710 01:24:42,629 --> 01:24:44,589 And so I'm like slinging these things left and right, 1711 01:24:44,590 --> 01:24:47,423 but no one's tipping, like at all. 1712 01:24:48,376 --> 01:24:52,057 And, to top it off, this asshole in the back starts 1713 01:24:52,058 --> 01:24:55,211 banging on the fucking piano, 1714 01:24:55,212 --> 01:24:57,683 singing to whatever the hell they were playing, and, 1715 01:24:57,684 --> 01:25:01,010 and he keeps fucking throwing 20s in the basket, 1716 01:25:01,011 --> 01:25:04,014 making them play the same song again and, 1717 01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:05,348 again and again. 1718 01:25:06,307 --> 01:25:10,307 And he's banging like a fucking idiot each time. 1719 01:25:14,615 --> 01:25:19,532 After like the sixth repeat, I've had it, I'm done. 1720 01:25:19,956 --> 01:25:23,615 And I walk over to kick him out, 1721 01:25:24,056 --> 01:25:25,042 and I say-- 1722 01:25:25,043 --> 01:25:28,375 - "Does being an asshole come naturally? 1723 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:32,500 "Or do you actually have to try?" 1724 01:25:36,878 --> 01:25:39,295 I turned around and saw you. 1725 01:25:40,424 --> 01:25:42,507 Your hair was all frizzy. 1726 01:25:44,102 --> 01:25:46,852 And I thought you were beautiful. 1727 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,567 And I know it sounds stupid, but uh... 1728 01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:56,351 Man I was speechless. 1729 01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:01,612 So, you said, 1730 01:26:05,238 --> 01:26:09,405 "You gotta go buddy, you're pissing everyone off." 1731 01:26:14,301 --> 01:26:16,862 And I said, "That's fine. 1732 01:26:16,863 --> 01:26:20,946 "I was just about ready to take you home anyway." 1733 01:26:27,554 --> 01:26:29,221 I do love you, Kate. 1734 01:26:31,349 --> 01:26:32,349 I really do. 1735 01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:42,567 And I do understand because I remember it was July 28th. 1736 01:26:44,491 --> 01:26:46,408 The song was "Piano Man". 1737 01:26:47,721 --> 01:26:50,221 And you weren't slinging Buds. 1738 01:26:52,257 --> 01:26:54,590 They were Miller High Lifes. 1739 01:26:58,181 --> 01:27:01,142 I must have replayed that memory 100 times 1740 01:27:01,143 --> 01:27:02,476 when I was away. 1741 01:27:05,647 --> 01:27:10,456 And if I could relive one night again, 1742 01:27:13,624 --> 01:27:15,374 It would be that one. 1743 01:27:16,670 --> 01:27:19,420 Every time, it would be that one. 1744 01:27:55,921 --> 01:27:59,991 ♪ Just looking up the street when I saw you ♪ 1745 01:27:59,992 --> 01:28:04,220 ♪ Didn't even see me as I walked on by ♪ 1746 01:28:04,221 --> 01:28:08,399 ♪ It's been a few long months since I've seen you ♪ 1747 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:12,553 ♪ You had to let me go ♪ 1748 01:28:12,554 --> 01:28:17,064 ♪ Well, I've been fine doing the things that I wanted to ♪ 1749 01:28:17,065 --> 01:28:21,779 ♪ Trying to forget that didn't last too long ♪ 1750 01:28:21,780 --> 01:28:25,794 ♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪ 1751 01:28:25,795 --> 01:28:29,005 ♪ Until you let me go ♪ 1752 01:28:29,006 --> 01:28:33,238 ♪ And now we're silent eyes ♪ 1753 01:28:33,239 --> 01:28:37,768 ♪ On one another's faces ♪ 1754 01:28:37,769 --> 01:28:40,856 ♪ As the rain ♪ 1755 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:45,857 ♪ Aw it poured on down ♪ 1756 01:28:46,150 --> 01:28:50,234 ♪ And now we had to cry ♪ 1757 01:28:50,235 --> 01:28:54,591 ♪ As I left for other places ♪ 1758 01:28:54,592 --> 01:28:57,848 ♪ And you said ♪ 1759 01:28:57,849 --> 01:29:02,849 ♪ Maybe I'll see you around ♪ 1760 01:29:04,476 --> 01:29:07,842 ♪ So we sat down by that riverside ♪ 1761 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:12,716 ♪ Watching all of those fireworks lighting up that sky ♪ 1762 01:29:12,717 --> 01:29:17,112 ♪ You said it hurt so much to lose you ♪ 1763 01:29:17,113 --> 01:29:20,613 ♪ But still you let me go ♪ 1764 01:30:43,797 --> 01:30:48,146 ♪ And now we're silent eyes ♪ 1765 01:30:48,147 --> 01:30:52,319 ♪ On one another's faces ♪ 1766 01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:55,488 ♪ As the rain ♪ 1767 01:30:55,489 --> 01:31:00,489 ♪ Baby, it poured on down ♪ 1768 01:31:00,536 --> 01:31:04,749 ♪ And now we had to cry ♪ 1769 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,880 ♪ As I left for other places ♪ 1770 01:31:08,881 --> 01:31:11,955 ♪ And you said ♪ 1771 01:31:11,956 --> 01:31:16,956 ♪ Maybe I'll see you around ♪ 1772 01:31:18,537 --> 01:31:21,749 ♪ So we sat down by that riverside ♪ 1773 01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:26,520 ♪ Watching all of those fireworks lighting up that sky ♪ 1774 01:31:26,521 --> 01:31:30,860 ♪ You said it hurt so much to lose you ♪ 1775 01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,817 ♪ But still you let me go ♪ 1775 01:31:33,305 --> 01:31:39,386 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org