1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:37,183 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:03:21,642 --> 00:03:23,375 I just can't understand why you put the shirt on. 4 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,276 - Dude, let it go. - I don't get it. 5 00:03:25,278 --> 00:03:27,044 No, it's, I'm not angry anymore 6 00:03:27,046 --> 00:03:28,045 I just wanna understand your thought process. 7 00:03:28,047 --> 00:03:29,481 Why does my shirt matter? 8 00:03:29,483 --> 00:03:31,783 You wanna show you care, you wanna show you're committed. 9 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:33,285 I am not trying to date these guys. 10 00:03:33,287 --> 00:03:35,021 Yes, you are! That's the whole thing! 11 00:03:35,023 --> 00:03:36,923 Well, actually, maybe it's smart, you know? 12 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,758 It'll seem like he's playing it cool or, ah.. 13 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,893 Yeah, or playing it like a moron is what he's gonna.. 14 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:43,228 Sorry about that. 15 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,464 See, that's the kind of friend I would date. 16 00:03:47,235 --> 00:03:49,100 Alright, I'm gonna take the lead, you're gonna take.. 17 00:03:49,102 --> 00:03:50,369 - You're gonna take the lead. - I'm going with him. 18 00:03:50,371 --> 00:03:51,637 - 'Cause you're better looking. - Do I tuck my shirt in? 19 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:52,638 I don't care, you look like you're gonna 20 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,873 fix the computer anyway. Let's go! 21 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,108 That's a fucking shitty thing to.. Okay. 22 00:04:04,185 --> 00:04:05,752 Andrew! 23 00:04:05,754 --> 00:04:08,021 Oh! How you doin', big dog? 24 00:04:08,023 --> 00:04:09,325 Big dog! 25 00:04:10,225 --> 00:04:11,758 How you doin'? 26 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,028 We're here to rush, we're here. 27 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:15,830 Bids went out yesterday. 28 00:04:15,832 --> 00:04:17,631 Bids don't go out till the end of rush week. 29 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,567 Yeah, uh, but ours do. 30 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:21,769 Hey, thanks for having me, man. 31 00:04:21,771 --> 00:04:23,305 - Yeah, man. Yeah. - Appreciate it. 32 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:29,644 Um, well, that's fine. 33 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:31,080 We are very flexible. 34 00:04:31,082 --> 00:04:32,146 We've got a lot of free time on our hands. 35 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,681 You let us know, and we can 36 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:35,483 we can be back here anytime you want. 37 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,385 So, you got, you know, you've got my Facebook 38 00:04:37,387 --> 00:04:41,255 and you stay, uh, you stay fresh. 39 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:44,294 And, uh, I want you to stay fresh. 40 00:04:47,498 --> 00:04:48,666 Thank... thanks for your time. 41 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:55,304 Day drink time. 42 00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:57,073 Day drink boys! 43 00:04:57,075 --> 00:04:58,910 Yeah, day drink. 44 00:05:03,147 --> 00:05:05,615 They said... they said 2 o'clock, so I don't.. 45 00:05:05,617 --> 00:05:08,685 - A.m. or p.m.? - Oh, hi! 46 00:05:08,687 --> 00:05:10,186 How you doin'? 47 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:11,388 Hi! 48 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:13,390 Oh, oh, just could I get one second? 49 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:15,926 Could I have one... one... one quick second, please? 50 00:05:15,928 --> 00:05:18,395 Um, we... we were invited to the day drink 51 00:05:18,397 --> 00:05:21,966 and I'm noticing it's not a lot.. No one's here. 52 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:24,234 - You missed it. - Missed it. 53 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:27,605 Okay, well, um, is anyone home, is anyone inside? 54 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:29,040 Maybe we could hang out? 55 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:30,675 - No. - No, it's not... 56 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:34,679 Um, what's your name, by the way? 57 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:36,681 - Got to be kidding me. - Nailed it, okay. 58 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:37,949 Moving on, guys. 59 00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:39,084 We're moving on. 60 00:05:39,086 --> 00:05:40,584 Roll out. 61 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,188 That sucked. 62 00:05:44,357 --> 00:05:46,758 I shouldn't date non-Jews anyways, so it's.. 63 00:05:59,473 --> 00:06:00,873 Fuck Kappa. 64 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,476 Oh, yeah, fuck Kappa. 65 00:06:03,945 --> 00:06:04,879 Hi! 66 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:07,680 Hey, hi. 67 00:06:07,682 --> 00:06:09,082 Hi. 68 00:06:09,084 --> 00:06:10,316 Uh.. 69 00:06:10,318 --> 00:06:12,186 Hey, wh... what are you guys doing tonight? 70 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:15,922 Oh, we're headed to, um, to, to Beta Chi. 71 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:17,657 That's a shame. Hold this. 72 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:21,461 When you get bored, you guys should come by. 73 00:06:21,463 --> 00:06:23,429 Yeah, I, uh, definitely. 74 00:06:23,431 --> 00:06:25,165 I... I'd like that. We'd like that. 75 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:27,801 - You're all friends, right? - We're close, we're tight. 76 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:28,902 We're best friends. 77 00:06:28,904 --> 00:06:31,371 Good, well, this is good for three. 78 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:33,208 - That's convenient. - You guys better make it! 79 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,942 Well, we're gonna try to.. 80 00:06:34,944 --> 00:06:36,978 We're gonna try to make that happen. 81 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,479 - Promise? - I promise. 82 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,483 - Uh-huh. - Good. 83 00:06:44,087 --> 00:06:45,220 Oh, my God. 84 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,789 I would swallow her underwear. 85 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:50,225 Alright, after Beta Chi, we're going to that party, okay? 86 00:06:50,227 --> 00:06:51,326 - Definitely. - Deal. 87 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,527 - Alright, Beta Chi time. - Let's go. 88 00:06:52,529 --> 00:06:53,561 Beta Chi time. 89 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,436 Alright, guys, act natural, okay? 90 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:02,504 Stop saying "Act natural." 91 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,873 What does that mean, "Act natural"? 92 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:04,976 Derek! 93 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:08,978 Derek! Derek, there you are, you bitch. 94 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,846 How you doin'? 95 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,581 - Do I know you? - Yeah. I am, uh.. 96 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:16,019 Ah, you remember we met, uh.. You're the admin for the group. 97 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:18,255 You're on the group, the rush group? 98 00:07:18,257 --> 00:07:19,388 I'm David. 99 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:23,896 What's good with you? 100 00:07:25,329 --> 00:07:27,230 Hey, guys. Ah, you guys rushing? 101 00:07:27,232 --> 00:07:29,032 No, no, we're just, we're just checking it out. 102 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,168 You guys, um, hear anything about the pledging? 103 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:34,272 Uh, no, no. We didn't... We didn't hear anything. 104 00:07:34,274 --> 00:07:36,473 You know, I doubt they're gonna let anybody haze anyway 105 00:07:36,475 --> 00:07:37,942 after last year. 106 00:07:37,944 --> 00:07:40,144 I just heard it was gonna be like a lot of drinking 107 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:41,979 maybe some weird naked shit. 108 00:07:41,981 --> 00:07:44,148 Uh, sorry, what weird naked shit? 109 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,950 I'm up for anything. 110 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:47,652 Is that like your thing? 111 00:07:47,654 --> 00:07:51,290 - Weird naked shit? - No. What? 112 00:07:52,725 --> 00:07:54,592 Do you... do you... do you.. 113 00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:00,232 What about, what about Kristen? 114 00:08:00,234 --> 00:08:01,834 I had her good last night, man. 115 00:08:01,836 --> 00:08:03,601 - No way! - Yeah. 116 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:05,403 Oh, how'd you meet her? 117 00:08:05,405 --> 00:08:06,738 Wh... where'd you meet her? 118 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,140 Did you meet her here? 119 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:10,442 I'm not saying I wouldn't be into naked.. 120 00:08:10,444 --> 00:08:12,344 Listen to a conversation for once in your life. 121 00:08:12,346 --> 00:08:14,046 - Alright, take it down a notch. - Are you kidding me right now? 122 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:15,649 Nice meeting you guys, I'm gonna go. 123 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,950 Yo, it's alright, man. 124 00:08:17,952 --> 00:08:19,085 - That's awesome. - Cool, man. 125 00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:20,086 Y'all, I'll catch you guys a lil' later. 126 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:21,087 I'm gonna get a drink. 127 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,956 You got drinks in the back? 128 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,592 Yeah, alright, I'm gonna get a drink. 129 00:08:27,128 --> 00:08:30,196 - Hey, how are things going? - I'm being very natural. 130 00:08:30,198 --> 00:08:33,366 - Okay, alright. - Very, very poorly. 131 00:08:33,368 --> 00:08:35,969 Ah, yeah, I'm kinda having that problem too. 132 00:08:35,971 --> 00:08:37,804 I don't know, my jokes, they're not landing. 133 00:08:37,806 --> 00:08:40,142 - Wow, shocker. - Hey, Daniel. 134 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,442 It's David. 135 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:46,280 Yeah, um, this is a closed rush party, man. 136 00:08:46,282 --> 00:08:49,350 Okay, if we did something wrong 137 00:08:49,352 --> 00:08:50,818 we'd love constructive criticism. 138 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,253 Please just tell us, we wanna know. 139 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,654 Please don't tell us, I don't wanna know. 140 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,223 I'd like to, we'd like to. 141 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:58,093 You're just not the right.. You guys are weird. 142 00:08:58,095 --> 00:08:59,860 - We're weird? - Yes. 143 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:00,896 - We're weird? - Yes. 144 00:09:00,898 --> 00:09:02,030 Well, that's.. We're weird? 145 00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,331 - Yes. - We're weird? 146 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,498 The sixth time and still... 147 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,633 He's weird? You're saying he's weird? 148 00:09:05,635 --> 00:09:07,135 I'm getting sick of this, let's go. 149 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,303 Let's give 'em the beer, get 'em the hell out of here. 150 00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:09,504 I don't want your fucking beer. 151 00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:10,972 David, just take the beer.. 152 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:12,274 - It's okay. - You're gonna regret this. 153 00:09:12,276 --> 00:09:13,775 - Get outta here. - Big time, big time. 154 00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:14,976 Thank you for your hospitality. 155 00:09:14,978 --> 00:09:17,146 Fuck Beta, let's go to that other part.. 156 00:09:17,148 --> 00:09:18,980 What is that? What, are you mad at me? 157 00:09:18,982 --> 00:09:20,815 Oh, no, I love being humiliated! 158 00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:23,185 Oh, my God. Look, I threw a Hail Mary! 159 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,586 I took a big risk, you know 160 00:09:24,588 --> 00:09:25,888 and I wanted to make it happen for us. 161 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,522 I don't think that's so bad. 162 00:09:27,524 --> 00:09:28,724 Can we just go to this girl's party 163 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:30,192 and forget about that frat? 164 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,261 - It's so not worth it. - There is no party, man! 165 00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:33,596 It's clearly a prank. 166 00:09:33,598 --> 00:09:35,665 Alright, fine, a prank by her would be amazing. 167 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,267 I would love to be pranked by a girl like that. 168 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:40,170 Look, let's just, let's go back to the dorm 169 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,504 we'll get drunk, alright? 170 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:43,173 Obviously, this night's not working out. 171 00:09:43,175 --> 00:09:45,142 - Thank you. - But that's not.. 172 00:09:45,144 --> 00:09:46,442 It's not just tonight. 173 00:09:46,444 --> 00:09:49,079 If we go home and we, and we just give up 174 00:09:49,081 --> 00:09:50,547 that's the next four years. 175 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,816 That's just us drinking and playing Xbox 176 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,184 and doing nothing for the rest of college. 177 00:09:54,186 --> 00:09:55,519 That doesn't sound bad. 178 00:09:55,521 --> 00:09:57,355 That sounds way better than someone making fun of me 179 00:09:57,357 --> 00:09:59,923 every time I walk through their door. 180 00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:03,261 David, I can't even get this address anymore. 181 00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:04,762 I mean, can you read that? What do you want me to... 182 00:10:04,764 --> 00:10:06,764 I know the address, so don't worry about the address. 183 00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:08,199 I got that in my head. 184 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:09,834 It says nothing, I mean, what if we can't find this place? 185 00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:12,503 If we can't find the place, I will call a cab immediately. 186 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,706 Right away, okay? 187 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:15,873 You'll pay for the cab? 188 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,709 Of course, I'll pay for the cab. 189 00:10:17,711 --> 00:10:19,144 You'll get me an egg cream on the way home? 190 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:20,678 I was gonna buy you an egg cream no matter what. 191 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,813 - Can we go? - Yeah, fine. 192 00:10:21,815 --> 00:10:23,015 - Alright. Yeah. - I'm in. 193 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,783 - Thank you. - Okay, last chance, man. 194 00:10:24,785 --> 00:10:26,519 Yes, that's all I'm asking for. 195 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:45,374 Alright, guys, I think, uh.. 196 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,810 This is, um, this is it. 197 00:10:50,912 --> 00:10:51,847 What is this? 198 00:10:52,748 --> 00:10:53,913 It's a driveway. 199 00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:56,116 - With grass? - Yeah, with grass. Come on. 200 00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:58,486 Guys, this is just a prank, I'm going to sit down. 201 00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:00,054 No, do not sit down. 202 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:02,622 It is impossible to get you up when you sit down, let's go. 203 00:11:02,624 --> 00:11:03,893 Would you pl.. 204 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,062 Oh, goddamnit. 205 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,089 Ow! 206 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,460 Ow! Fucking ticks. 207 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,294 D-David? 208 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,433 Oh, my God, does that look like a prank? 209 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,867 That's the best prank in the world. 210 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,870 - Uh, yeah. - Come on, let's go. Come on. 211 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,511 - It's amazing! - Hey, hey, that. Look at that. 212 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,647 - She's really cute! - Yeah. 213 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,649 Oh, man! 214 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,118 - I would love to meet her. - Yeah, this is good. 215 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,853 I think this is the best I'll do, you know? 216 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,020 Well, give yourself some credit. 217 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,622 You know, they're kinda, like, better from afar 218 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,023 so we don't mess it up. 219 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,426 That's what I'm saying exactly, yeah. 220 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,428 When you get close and then you disappoint 221 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,597 and you have to talk and you have to like impress them. 222 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,031 Is it weird that I'm aroused? 223 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,433 I'm also very sweaty, I think... 224 00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:48,501 - Hey, guys! - Oh! 225 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:49,835 - Hey. - Whoa! 226 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,540 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spook ya. 227 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:56,775 Yeah, so... sorry, we thought it was an a... abandoned house. 228 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,381 No. No, not quite. 229 00:13:00,415 --> 00:13:01,350 Okay. 230 00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:04,186 You wanna join us? 231 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:07,220 - Yeah! - Yes, yes, definitely. 232 00:13:07,222 --> 00:13:08,221 - Yeah. - Definitely, yes. 233 00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:09,356 I think that'll be really good. 234 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:10,790 We, we're not doing, I think we're free. 235 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,259 Thank you, sir, bless your heart. 236 00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:13,528 You're a really good guy, I won't let you down. 237 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:15,729 - I'm Ricky, by the way. - I'm Ethan, thank you. 238 00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:18,299 - I'm Justin. - Great. 239 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:19,766 - I, ah.. - Great, here. 240 00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:21,602 - Oh! Take that. - Okay. 241 00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,538 - Just picked up. - Oh, these are heavy! 242 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,510 It's at least like, 200 years old. 243 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:32,713 - That's right. - Yeah. 244 00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:33,814 Let yourselves in. 245 00:13:33,816 --> 00:13:34,751 Yeah. 246 00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:39,390 Oh, merlot. I'm big, I'm big on merlot. 247 00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,142 Gentlemen! 248 00:14:00,144 --> 00:14:03,845 - Meet Maxwell Peterson III. - Oh, call me Max. 249 00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:05,014 What's your name? 250 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,950 - Ethan. - Nice to meet you. 251 00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:08,851 - Justin. - Nice to meet you, Justin! 252 00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:10,186 - What about you, man? - I'm David. 253 00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,055 - Nice to meet you. - And I'm just like.. 254 00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:14,692 New England Colonial, it's like, come on. 255 00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:16,194 It's just.. Yeah. 256 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,233 So... so do you guys live here or, uh.. 257 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:25,935 Yeah. I mean, it's a long drive to class, but.. 258 00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:27,438 Oh, sorry. 259 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,374 Totally fucking worth it. 260 00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:32,176 What he said. 261 00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:34,478 So, uh, can I get you guys a drink or anything? 262 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,781 - I would like to hang out, yes. - Excellent. You two with me? 263 00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:39,584 - Alright, you're with me. - Let's do it. 264 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,187 - Let's do it to it. - Oh. 265 00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:44,124 Do anyone of you like Scotch? 266 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,426 Oh! Oh, man. 267 00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:50,562 What is that, liquid brick? 268 00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:51,663 How's rush week going, man? 269 00:14:51,665 --> 00:14:53,598 - Yeah, it's, you know. - Huh? 270 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,300 It's kind of a, a little bit of a mixed bag 271 00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:58,003 but, you, what year are you? 272 00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,405 - I'm a senior. - Oh.. 273 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,340 You look like a senior. 274 00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:02,277 Yeah. 275 00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:11,517 Whoa. 276 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,257 Wh... what, what frat is this again? 277 00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:19,728 Say hello to Bret. 278 00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:21,827 Uh, hello, Bret. 279 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,198 No, I'm good, I had a beer at.. Okay, sure. Uh.. 280 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,834 - Uh, cheers. - Mm, the good stuff. 281 00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:31,538 - Oh, no, thanks. - You don't want any? 282 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,240 - No, I'm good. - That's premium vodka. 283 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:34,642 I don't drink. 284 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,512 Well, that's pretty fucking rude. 285 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,714 Oh, thank you. 286 00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:42,283 Come on, guys, we've got more people to meet. 287 00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:43,720 Chill, man, it's cool. 288 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,559 Wow! 289 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,629 Oh, yeah, oh. 290 00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:56,264 Are you gonna go talk to 'em? 291 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,734 Yeah, I just, uh, I'm gonna do a little strategizing 292 00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:00,369 and I'm gonna, I'm gonna get over there. 293 00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:02,638 Ben, man, sup? 294 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,672 - How's it goin', man? - Yeah. 295 00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:04,673 Did you guys meet David yet? 296 00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:06,208 No, hey. 297 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,180 David was just telling us about his, um, his strategy. 298 00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,314 Oh, yeah? 299 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,982 I mean, it's.. Wheels are turning. 300 00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:15,084 Come on, man, I'll introduce you! 301 00:16:15,086 --> 00:16:16,085 No, that's okay, you've gotta... 302 00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,086 Come on. 303 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,087 There's a method to my madness. 304 00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:19,088 I'll do it. I'll.. 305 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,156 You could introduce me, I'll... 306 00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,625 - Yeah? - Yeah. 307 00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:26,665 Ladies, please, meet Sam, Ben, David. 308 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,400 Hi. 309 00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:31,901 - Hey. - Hi. 310 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,537 - I'm Stacey. - How's it going? 311 00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:37,040 You look like my little brother. 312 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,141 Thank you. 313 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:40,444 Th... thank you for saying that. 314 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,212 - Anybody wanna do a shot? - Shots? 315 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,246 - Yeah. - Yeah. 316 00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,715 - Yeah. - Yes, please. 317 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:47,084 - I'll do shots. - Shots are my middle name. 318 00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:48,252 Anyone want a special shot? 319 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,121 I'll.. I'd like, I'd like that. 320 00:16:50,123 --> 00:16:51,756 - Yeah? You? - I'd like that. 321 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:53,357 What's a special shot? 322 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,159 - That's a special shot. - Oh! 323 00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:57,294 Pleasure's all you, bro. 324 00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,463 How many special shots are we doing here? 325 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,633 Um, o... okay. 326 00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:03,568 See, I didn't realize that, Stacey, you were not specific 327 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:04,569 'cause if he's doing... 328 00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:05,871 - Cheers! - Cheers! 329 00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,773 Cheers! Are we doing another special shot? 330 00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:08,774 Or is that the last... 331 00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:11,176 Drink your fucking shot, David. 332 00:17:11,178 --> 00:17:12,677 Oh! 333 00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,012 - Ooh! - Whew! 334 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,947 - Whoo! Yeah. - Alright, come on, boys. 335 00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:18,049 - There's more party to be had. - Okay. 336 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:19,317 - Alright! - You're welcome. 337 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,620 - I'll see you later, right? - Whoa! 338 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,621 Awesome, man! 339 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,622 And you, talk to you later. 340 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,558 Bye! 341 00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,560 Enjoy the party. 342 00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:29,629 - David, come on, man. - A hundred percent. 343 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,064 I will do that. 344 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:33,001 Yeah. 345 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,371 Yeah. 346 00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:43,610 Your shirt is so soft! 347 00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:46,012 Thanks, it's my favorite. 348 00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:47,314 This is so amazing. 349 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,816 - You should.. Not now, man. - This is so amazing. 350 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,817 This is so.. 351 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,588 Hi, I'm David, I'm David. 352 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,123 - She doesn't care. - No, but it's okay. 353 00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:10,035 Oh, yeah, this one. 354 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,845 - Don't touch the fucking... - Sorry. 355 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,613 I thought I told you not to touch the door. 356 00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:23,549 - I'm sorry, Ethan. - Uh, I... I'm sorry! 357 00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,049 No, it's, uh, it's my fault. 358 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:27,653 I... I... I asked her to show me where the bathroom is. 359 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,222 - Uh, I apologize. - That's great, it's fine. Yeah. 360 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,723 Don't worry about it, it's just, you know 361 00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:34,029 we keep our valuables down there, and so.. 362 00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:37,329 - Don't touch the door. - Okay. 363 00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:40,001 - Everything okay? - Yeah, everything's fine. 364 00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:42,769 You guys want a drink? 365 00:19:42,771 --> 00:19:45,507 - Yeah. - Great! Cool, lead the way. 366 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,943 Why don't you show him where the drinks are? 367 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,197 We have to kick you guys out, sorry. 368 00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:15,200 Yeah, we need to crash. 369 00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:17,869 It's morning time. 370 00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:19,638 - I really thank you. - Wild night. 371 00:21:20,774 --> 00:21:23,473 - Did you have fun? - Come on, boys. 372 00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:25,442 Alright, sure. I mean, I hope we didn't 373 00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:27,645 overstay our welcome and all. 374 00:21:27,647 --> 00:21:29,214 I really appreciate your having us. 375 00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:34,986 What are you guys doin' tomorrow? 376 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,289 Nothing, why? 377 00:21:37,824 --> 00:21:39,624 We really like you guys. 378 00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:41,659 We think you might be club material. 379 00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:42,895 Well, that... that's really great. 380 00:21:42,897 --> 00:21:46,732 - We really like you, too. - This was so much fun. 381 00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:49,001 Good, so, uh, pack a bag 382 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,803 and we'll see you tonight at 8:00. 383 00:21:50,805 --> 00:21:52,738 So is this like a, is this like a bid? 384 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,473 Eight o'clock. 385 00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:55,975 - Alright. - Okay. 386 00:22:06,922 --> 00:22:08,988 Dude, you told us to get dressed two hours ago. 387 00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:10,790 Why are you still getting packed? 388 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,559 'Cause it takes a very long time 389 00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:15,328 to get me to look this good, alright? 390 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,363 Hey, do you think those girls are there a lot? 391 00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:18,531 Yeah, are you kidding? 392 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:19,666 They're probably there all the time. 393 00:22:19,668 --> 00:22:21,135 It's an amazing house. 394 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,738 My question is, does the club own a yacht? 395 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:26,674 Because I've always wanted to get a blow job on a yacht. 396 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,409 I think maybe you should focus on, you know 397 00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:29,410 like kissing a girl 398 00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:31,814 or just a regular blow job first. 399 00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:36,317 Guys, if we had a house like that 400 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,686 the girls would definitely come to us. 401 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:40,287 Alright, this whole thing could be pretty fun. 402 00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:42,924 It's going to be incredible. 403 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,254 Hello? 404 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,789 - David? - Hello? 405 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,793 - Just go in their house? - I don't know how. 406 00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:16,628 Hello? 407 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,601 - Okay. - Are we, uh, are we early? 408 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,037 Wow. 409 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,572 Guys? 410 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,114 Welcome, gentlemen. 411 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,854 Hi, Max, did you get much sleep? 412 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,858 Put the bags on the floor and get in line. 413 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,837 The three of us were talking last night. 414 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,405 We realized we might have given you 415 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:03,275 the wrong idea about our club. 416 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:06,979 You see, our club is not about beautiful women and drugs. 417 00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:08,716 No, those are by-products. 418 00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:12,952 By-products of a singular focus. 419 00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:15,988 You see, the Crypteia produces the best. 420 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:19,061 Each and every member dominates his field. 421 00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:23,696 Advertising, tech, finance. 422 00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:27,067 So, if you pledge today, yes 423 00:24:27,069 --> 00:24:28,969 there are gonna be beautiful women 424 00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:32,939 and lots of parties, but more importantly 425 00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:35,675 you're gonna have a future so fucking bright 426 00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:37,111 that you're gonna need sunglasses 427 00:24:37,113 --> 00:24:39,249 every time you look in the mirror. 428 00:24:40,515 --> 00:24:42,682 Have I cleared this up? 429 00:24:42,684 --> 00:24:45,253 - Yeah, that sounds good. - That sounds good. 430 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:49,523 I think the word he was looking for is, "Yes, sir." 431 00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:50,658 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 432 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,493 - Uh.. - Oh, no, no, no. 433 00:24:52,495 --> 00:24:54,397 You will speak once you're spoken to. 434 00:24:55,732 --> 00:24:57,066 Yes, sir. 435 00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:03,238 - You had a question. - Yes. 436 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,509 Uh, is... is there gonna be more pledges or is... is this it? 437 00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:30,735 I don't think you're hearing me, Sam. 438 00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:34,205 You see, this club is exclusive. 439 00:25:36,309 --> 00:25:38,574 There are never more than ten active members 440 00:25:38,576 --> 00:25:40,413 on campus at any time. 441 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,581 You're at the doorway to the elite. 442 00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:49,420 But that doesn't mean you won't have to work for it. 443 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,356 You see, privilege comes with hard work 444 00:25:52,358 --> 00:25:56,095 comes with... sacrifice. 445 00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:03,467 So are you ready to pledge? 446 00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:04,568 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 447 00:26:04,570 --> 00:26:06,338 Louder, our members don't mumble! 448 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,471 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 449 00:26:07,473 --> 00:26:10,308 Are you ready to be kings of the campus? 450 00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:12,877 - Yes, sir! - Do you have what it takes? 451 00:26:12,879 --> 00:26:14,479 - Yes, sir! - Louder! 452 00:26:14,481 --> 00:26:15,480 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 453 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:16,614 One more time! 454 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,550 - Yes, sir! - Good! 455 00:26:18,552 --> 00:26:22,687 Over the next 48 hours, you will be tested 456 00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:26,591 physically, mentally 457 00:26:26,593 --> 00:26:27,929 emotionally. 458 00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:30,898 Make us proud. 459 00:26:31,733 --> 00:26:34,002 We're in this together. 460 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:39,239 - Phones, now. - What? 461 00:26:39,241 --> 00:26:41,108 Come on, everybody, in the bag. 462 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:42,144 O... okay. 463 00:26:50,719 --> 00:26:51,820 Line up! 464 00:27:14,611 --> 00:27:18,613 Alright, so, every year, we pick a class president. 465 00:27:18,615 --> 00:27:20,284 Uh, who'd would like to volunteer? 466 00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:24,585 I could do it, I mean, I was very active in 467 00:27:24,587 --> 00:27:26,155 high school politics. 468 00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:27,224 Great! 469 00:27:34,298 --> 00:27:35,465 I resign as president. 470 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:36,732 Well, as president, I'm gonna need you to 471 00:27:36,734 --> 00:27:37,733 make a decision here. 472 00:27:37,735 --> 00:27:39,168 Right, um, I resigned. 473 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:41,870 Do we brand you or everybody else? 474 00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:42,871 I think there's some confusion here. 475 00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:44,007 Time's up! 476 00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:47,043 What the fuck? What the fuck? 477 00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:53,316 You're gonna have to think faster than that, cocksuckers. 478 00:27:55,687 --> 00:27:57,455 Indecisiveness will get you hurt. 479 00:27:57,457 --> 00:27:59,089 David, you had a perfect opportunity 480 00:27:59,091 --> 00:28:00,491 and you messed it up. 481 00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:03,294 You see, guys, that is exactly what you have this weekend 482 00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:06,530 a perfect opportunity to go through 48 hours of hell. 483 00:28:06,532 --> 00:28:09,733 Yes, mind you, but still come out on top. 484 00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:10,970 Right, Paul Blart? 485 00:28:15,608 --> 00:28:16,707 Who's next? 486 00:28:16,709 --> 00:28:18,443 You just said that if he got branded 487 00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,977 the rest of us didn't have to do it. 488 00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:21,846 That was only if he made a decision. 489 00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:23,714 I'm gonna need you to lean forward for me. 490 00:28:23,716 --> 00:28:26,017 No, man, I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that. 491 00:28:26,019 --> 00:28:29,287 - It's quick, guys. - Ricky, come on, man. 492 00:28:29,289 --> 00:28:30,856 There's gotta be another way. 493 00:28:30,858 --> 00:28:32,259 Somethin' else, you know? 494 00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:35,028 Sorry, bud. 495 00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:43,436 Can I pick the spot? 496 00:28:43,438 --> 00:28:44,771 Sure, man. 497 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,374 Okay. 498 00:28:51,713 --> 00:28:54,180 Just like... right there, okay? 499 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:56,916 Can... can you give me a countdown? 500 00:28:56,918 --> 00:28:58,284 Yeah, sure, one. 501 00:29:01,022 --> 00:29:04,025 - Oh, God! - That's so fucked up! 502 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,126 Oh, my God! 503 00:29:06,128 --> 00:29:08,694 - I'm not doing this? - Oh, my God! 504 00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:10,397 I can't do this. 505 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,798 I can't do this. 506 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,799 Oh, come on, we're gonna brand you 507 00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:14,067 for all the right reasons. 508 00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:15,135 I'm not gonna do it. 509 00:29:15,137 --> 00:29:16,437 It's not a walk-on, boys. 510 00:29:16,439 --> 00:29:18,373 If I don't even get picked, then I'm just branded. 511 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,607 I don't want this! 512 00:29:19,609 --> 00:29:20,874 - Turn around! - This is fucked up. 513 00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:24,878 - I, I can't do this. - Shh. 514 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,249 It's either cheek... 515 00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:29,551 or cheek. 516 00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:32,153 Ah, just come on, just do it quick. 517 00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:33,323 Just do it quick. 518 00:29:33,924 --> 00:29:35,156 Ah.. 519 00:29:35,158 --> 00:29:37,258 Say, "Thank you, President David!" 520 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:41,095 Oh, God, thank you, President David. 521 00:29:41,097 --> 00:29:42,431 Cute butt! 522 00:29:45,336 --> 00:29:46,801 Fuck! Fuck! 523 00:29:49,907 --> 00:29:51,407 - Beautiful. - Alright, time out. 524 00:29:51,409 --> 00:29:53,309 This isn't happening. Pause, guys. 525 00:29:53,311 --> 00:29:55,244 - How about you, Spike Lee? - David, Justin, I'm sorry. 526 00:29:55,246 --> 00:29:56,445 I'm... I'm... I'm through with this. 527 00:29:56,447 --> 00:29:57,647 Stop, wait, please, please. 528 00:29:57,649 --> 00:29:58,881 Calm down, calm down, calm down. 529 00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,049 - I wanna go home. No. No. - Calm down. Okay. 530 00:30:00,051 --> 00:30:01,850 Ricky, please, I just wanna go home. 531 00:30:01,852 --> 00:30:03,052 Sorry, I'm... I'm... I'm through with this. 532 00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,820 Alright, you can go. 533 00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:07,257 - Give me your word. - Okay, okay. 534 00:30:07,259 --> 00:30:08,258 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Thank you, Ricky. 535 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:10,927 I appreciate it. No, no, oh! 536 00:30:17,135 --> 00:30:18,737 - And you! - No! 537 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:30,881 Okay, great. 538 00:30:30,883 --> 00:30:32,783 Cool off. Dinner's in five. 539 00:30:32,785 --> 00:30:34,254 We're having pork chops! 540 00:30:49,103 --> 00:30:50,135 Fuck. 541 00:30:50,137 --> 00:30:51,203 He said it would be five seconds. 542 00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:52,504 It's way more than five seconds. 543 00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:55,440 Guys, it's... it's just hazing, it's just hazing. 544 00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:57,242 Okay. I know it fucking sucks, I know. I... 545 00:30:57,244 --> 00:30:58,645 Look, I've heard of way worse. 546 00:30:58,647 --> 00:31:00,912 You've heard of fraternities that brand people? 547 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:02,515 Yeah, sure, sure! 548 00:31:02,517 --> 00:31:04,317 My brother told me that at his frat 549 00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:06,552 the president chopped a pledge's finger off one time. 550 00:31:06,554 --> 00:31:09,088 That's not hazing, that's fucking torture. 551 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:11,357 This... this doesn't happen at a fraternity, okay? 552 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:12,859 We need to contact the authorities. 553 00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:14,360 It's not a fraternity, you know, it's a social club 554 00:31:14,362 --> 00:31:15,595 so let's just keep that in mind. 555 00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:16,929 Come on, guys, look, when he comes back in 556 00:31:16,931 --> 00:31:18,264 I'm saying somethin', we're going home. 557 00:31:18,266 --> 00:31:19,633 No, you're not, okay? 558 00:31:19,635 --> 00:31:21,067 What the fuck are you talking about? 559 00:31:21,069 --> 00:31:22,935 I didn't come here to get branded and leave! 560 00:31:22,937 --> 00:31:25,004 David, take a look around. We're all hurt, okay? 561 00:31:25,006 --> 00:31:27,608 We can't keep doing this for 48 hours. Look at him! 562 00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:29,643 No, you're not saying a word, I swear to God! 563 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:32,781 - Don't fucking blow it! - I won't.. 564 00:31:35,451 --> 00:31:36,687 Hey! 565 00:31:37,554 --> 00:31:39,188 That was fucking crazy. 566 00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:41,889 You all okay? 567 00:31:41,891 --> 00:31:43,393 That was shitty, Ricky. 568 00:31:46,962 --> 00:31:48,730 I know. 569 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,668 But when you're pledging, it's supposed to be shitty. 570 00:31:52,502 --> 00:31:53,668 Right. 571 00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:55,537 Look, guys, I hate this as much as you do 572 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,972 but if we wanna get there, we have to keep to tradition first. 573 00:31:57,974 --> 00:31:59,610 Come on, man, I can't do this. 574 00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:04,313 I... I can't do that, man. 575 00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:08,086 Hey. Justin, come on, man. 576 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,157 Look.. 577 00:32:14,425 --> 00:32:17,460 It's getting too intense, let me know. 578 00:32:17,462 --> 00:32:18,831 I'll make 'em ease up. 579 00:32:25,671 --> 00:32:26,605 Okay? 580 00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:30,873 Come on, come on. 581 00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,617 Rachel. Rachel, don't go. 582 00:33:11,619 --> 00:33:13,585 She probably just stayed over. 583 00:33:13,587 --> 00:33:14,588 Rachel! 584 00:33:18,058 --> 00:33:19,360 Just wait till it's over. 585 00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:34,040 In line, gentlemen. 586 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:35,778 Take your positions. 587 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,915 On your knees. 588 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:41,851 Now! 589 00:33:43,886 --> 00:33:44,821 Bowls. 590 00:33:51,227 --> 00:33:52,560 Oh, my God. 591 00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:53,761 Oh, that doesn't.. 592 00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:56,697 We have prepared something very special. 593 00:33:56,699 --> 00:33:57,633 Oh! 594 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,205 Smells good, doesn't it? 595 00:34:05,107 --> 00:34:07,107 - Bret's quite the chef. - Oh! 596 00:34:07,109 --> 00:34:08,412 Gotta love the seasoning. 597 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:12,816 Oh. 598 00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:18,855 Bon appetit, boys. 599 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:21,389 Uh, I'm... I'm sorry, um, what's in this exactly? 600 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,161 What does this have to do with the club? 601 00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:27,363 Just eat the soup. 602 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,931 He's just looking for a little context 603 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,433 'cause, you know, we're gonna eat it. 604 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,203 - Max gave you an order. - Bret. 605 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,705 Look, guys, this is part of tradition, okay? 606 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,573 The Crypteia's been doing this for centuries. 607 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,876 Yeah, but this college isn't even.. 608 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,749 We're looking for your breaking point, gentlemen 609 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,119 because great men don't have one. 610 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,822 So show us what kind of men you are 611 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:54,057 and eat the soup. 612 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,346 - Now! - Let's go! 613 00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:16,316 Eat it! 614 00:35:17,785 --> 00:35:19,885 With your fingers and hands! 615 00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:24,222 Get your fucking mouth in there! 616 00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:27,560 There you go, come on, pick up the pace a little bit. 617 00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:29,962 Show a little life! 618 00:35:29,964 --> 00:35:31,463 You like that, you little pussy? 619 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,167 - Fucking eat the soup! - Come on, eat it! 620 00:35:35,169 --> 00:35:38,504 Now, now, now! Swallow it! 621 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,474 I wanna see it all over your hair! 622 00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,009 You know what, if any of you spit out 623 00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:44,276 this fucking soup on my table 624 00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:48,048 I swear to God, I will fucking bury you! 625 00:35:53,522 --> 00:35:54,956 You know, your brothers have prepared 626 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,156 this wonderful meal for you 627 00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:58,425 and you wanna spit my own food out on my table? 628 00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:06,266 Everybody on the floor now! 629 00:36:06,268 --> 00:36:07,635 Crawl! 630 00:36:07,637 --> 00:36:09,337 Crawl like the little bitches you are! 631 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:12,506 - Go, go, go! - Nose and toes, gentlemen. 632 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,410 Nose and toes right fucking now! 633 00:36:16,412 --> 00:36:19,748 - I don't do knees. - Get on your elbows! 634 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,783 - Are you fucking stupid? - No. 635 00:36:21,785 --> 00:36:24,553 Shut the fuck up. Are you fucking stupid? 636 00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:27,089 - Yes. - Shut the fuck up! 637 00:36:27,091 --> 00:36:30,726 Are you fucking stupid? 638 00:36:34,965 --> 00:36:36,131 Are you stupid? 639 00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:37,967 - Do you want me to... - Shut the fuck up! 640 00:36:37,969 --> 00:36:39,735 Jesus Christ! 641 00:36:39,737 --> 00:36:40,870 Get him, get him. 642 00:36:40,872 --> 00:36:43,706 Tighten it, tighten it, tighten it! 643 00:36:53,852 --> 00:36:56,086 You are such a stupid asshole. 644 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,520 I must be doing something wrong 645 00:36:57,522 --> 00:37:01,091 'cause every single one of you deserve to fucking die 646 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:05,261 and instead, I have to sit here and take care of you! 647 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:13,237 - How do you like that? - Whoo! 648 00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:23,547 - You fucking love it! - Oh! 649 00:37:23,549 --> 00:37:25,382 - Oh, fuck! - Shut up. 650 00:37:25,384 --> 00:37:26,818 Do you fucking love it? 651 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,920 Damn it, what the fuck is wrong? 652 00:37:28,922 --> 00:37:31,456 Why do we always get the fucking losers? 653 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,091 What the fuck is wrong with us? 654 00:37:34,561 --> 00:37:38,296 Beat him, beat him. 655 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,598 - Shut the fuck up! - Whoo! 656 00:37:44,371 --> 00:37:48,007 - Shit! - That is fucking disgusting. 657 00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:50,443 Did you just fucking vomit on my goddamn floor? 658 00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:51,977 Did you fucking vomit? 659 00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:52,978 You motherfucker. 660 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:58,851 Yeah. Get in there, nice and clean, Mr. Mop and Glo. 661 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,202 Okay, everybody, on your feet, let's go! 662 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,535 Get the fuck up! 663 00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,004 Get the fuck up, through the door 664 00:38:17,006 --> 00:38:19,706 through the fucking door, go! 665 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,976 Let's fucking go, you fat fuck! 666 00:38:22,979 --> 00:38:26,446 Max, Ricky, open up! 667 00:38:29,786 --> 00:38:30,720 Where's Stacey? 668 00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:35,124 Ricky, tell me where she is. I know she's here. 669 00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:37,126 I haven't seen her since yesterday. 670 00:38:37,128 --> 00:38:38,129 Have you heard? 671 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:45,368 So, uh, Bret, if you wouldn't mind doing the honors.. 672 00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:49,305 We've prepared a very lovely place for you all to sleep. 673 00:38:51,575 --> 00:38:54,576 Oh, and, uh, I need to get this chair right.. 674 00:38:54,578 --> 00:38:57,182 Gentlemen, your new bedroom. 675 00:38:59,383 --> 00:39:00,584 Why don't we start with you? 676 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,120 It's not quite a hotel room 677 00:39:04,122 --> 00:39:05,824 but I think it'll serve its purpose. 678 00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:10,226 Come on. 679 00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:12,428 Now, I expect you all to get some really good rest 680 00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:14,364 and in the morning, be sharp and ready to go 681 00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:15,465 for more of the pledging. 682 00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:16,833 Sound good? Excellent. 683 00:39:16,835 --> 00:39:19,369 Oh, uh, watch out for the rats in the back. 684 00:39:36,355 --> 00:39:37,755 Fuck. 685 00:39:37,757 --> 00:39:39,390 The floor's actually not so uncomfortable. 686 00:39:39,392 --> 00:39:40,992 David, shut up. 687 00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:43,028 The light will be a problem, but I can lie on this floor. 688 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:44,798 David, shut up. 689 00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:48,867 - I could... I could... - David, shut the fuck up, man. 690 00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:50,735 This is your fault we're here. 691 00:39:50,737 --> 00:39:52,604 Now, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 692 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:54,139 Are you kidding me right now? 693 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,309 This was all your idea. You brought us here. 694 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,944 You got us branded, you did all this shit. It's your fault. 695 00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:00,545 Oh, this is my fault? You didn't want to be here? 696 00:40:00,547 --> 00:40:02,649 No, man! I didn't wanna do any of this shit! 697 00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:06,451 And you know what? I would have said me. 698 00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:07,586 What the fuck does that mean? 699 00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:09,757 When they asked to brand you or everybody else.. 700 00:40:12,393 --> 00:40:15,661 ...I would've said, I would've said me. 701 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,466 I mean, who doesn't, who doesn't say that? 702 00:40:22,804 --> 00:40:25,072 Okay, that's ridiculous. They didn't give me a chance to say.. 703 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,374 ...to say anything. 704 00:41:17,461 --> 00:41:18,663 Hey. 705 00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:32,976 - What is this? - Tequila. Enjoy. 706 00:41:32,978 --> 00:41:35,145 Look, I think my burn's infected, man. Can I get out? 707 00:41:35,147 --> 00:41:37,383 - I'll let 'em know. - No, seriously. Hey! 708 00:42:01,574 --> 00:42:05,243 The Crypteia is dedicated to finding and training 709 00:42:05,245 --> 00:42:07,813 the future leaders of our great nation. 710 00:42:07,815 --> 00:42:10,282 Formally established in 1852 711 00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:14,086 the club boasts traditions that date back to ancient Sparta. 712 00:42:14,088 --> 00:42:16,955 Our members include heads of industry, politicians 713 00:42:16,957 --> 00:42:19,825 and other brave men who drive progress. 714 00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:22,861 Wow, talk about an alumni network. 715 00:42:22,863 --> 00:42:26,899 Of all the animals, the Crypteia celebrates the rat. 716 00:42:26,901 --> 00:42:29,534 While most regard the rat as a lowly creature 717 00:42:29,536 --> 00:42:32,505 one should not overlook its most valuable trait 718 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:33,973 tunnel vision. 719 00:42:33,975 --> 00:42:36,809 If a rat is hungry, if it truly wants something 720 00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:38,811 it will tear through any obstacle 721 00:42:38,813 --> 00:42:42,282 be it dirt, brick, flesh, or even wood. 722 00:42:42,284 --> 00:42:45,986 If you value your goal, you could do the same. 723 00:42:45,988 --> 00:42:47,720 Think you have what it takes? 724 00:42:47,722 --> 00:42:51,191 Bust a gut and keep moving out. 725 00:43:02,272 --> 00:43:05,806 The Crypteia is dedicated to finding and training 726 00:43:05,808 --> 00:43:08,376 the future leaders of our great nation. 727 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,145 Formally established in 1852.. 728 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,313 ...the club boasts traditions 729 00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:14,249 that date back to ancient Sparta. 730 00:43:17,587 --> 00:43:20,389 - Hi. - Hi. 731 00:43:20,391 --> 00:43:23,591 Wow, talk about.. 732 00:44:11,878 --> 00:44:14,580 Good morning, pledges! 733 00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:17,081 So, tell me, boys, how'd you sleep? 734 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,282 Did you, uh, stay away from the rats? 735 00:44:18,284 --> 00:44:19,851 How long have we been in here? 736 00:44:19,853 --> 00:44:22,620 Well, you've been here for, uh, 12 hours. 737 00:44:22,622 --> 00:44:25,923 My burn's infected, I need to go. 738 00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,327 You know, I think we can get that taken care of, actually. 739 00:44:28,329 --> 00:44:29,760 Oh, yes, we can! 740 00:44:29,762 --> 00:44:31,298 Come, right this way. 741 00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:58,024 Alright, pledges, right this way. 742 00:44:58,026 --> 00:44:59,692 Gentlemen, please have your seats. 743 00:44:59,694 --> 00:45:00,827 Hey, Max, man, is there any way 744 00:45:00,829 --> 00:45:02,396 I could get just, like, a pretzel or something? 745 00:45:02,398 --> 00:45:03,531 Yeah, sure, I'll get you something to eat. 746 00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:06,333 Don't worry, I've taken good care of you so far. 747 00:45:06,335 --> 00:45:08,402 Ethan, you're my golden boy. 748 00:45:08,404 --> 00:45:10,339 Why don't you take this golden seat? 749 00:45:15,745 --> 00:45:19,148 I am terribly sorry for the way you've been treated so far. 750 00:45:20,716 --> 00:45:22,250 It's all part of the hazing process 751 00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,886 so there's nothing to worry about, okay? 752 00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:28,089 Now, I have someone very special that will help 753 00:45:28,091 --> 00:45:30,625 you know, lift your spirits, alright? 754 00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:31,694 What do you say, guys? 755 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,464 Can I get a little excitement? 756 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:39,267 Come on, give me some excitement! 757 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:41,169 Okay, clap, there we go! 758 00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:43,539 Okay, so, cue music. 759 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,578 Gentlemen.. 760 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,779 ...for you. 761 00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:54,951 - Ooh! - Oh, man. 762 00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:56,385 Oh, my gosh! 763 00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,522 I got enough of a hard-on to go around. 764 00:46:00,526 --> 00:46:02,359 - Ooh! - Oh! 765 00:46:02,361 --> 00:46:04,597 - It wasn't cheap! - God damn. 766 00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:07,264 I'm happy my legs are crossed. 767 00:46:07,266 --> 00:46:08,599 Woo! 768 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,703 - Woo! - Oh.. Oh.. 769 00:46:12,705 --> 00:46:14,338 - Woo! - Oh.. 770 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:16,373 Oh, man! 771 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,941 Ow! 772 00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,346 Damn. 773 00:46:22,716 --> 00:46:25,048 Oh, man. Yeah! 774 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,653 Come on, heartthrob. 775 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,757 - Woo! - Fuck. 776 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,793 College, guys, am I right? 777 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:39,397 Ethan, uh, you're injured. 778 00:46:39,399 --> 00:46:41,367 Would you mind terribly? 779 00:46:41,369 --> 00:46:44,637 - I'm okay. - No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. 780 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:46,070 It's on us, really. 781 00:46:46,072 --> 00:46:47,939 You know, she's here to do her job. 782 00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:49,742 - Thank you. - Really, I'm okay. 783 00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,343 Don't worry, she's gonna make sure 784 00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:52,947 you're back in tip-top shape. 785 00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:03,456 I'm sure you know.. 786 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:05,824 Yeah, just be careful. 787 00:47:05,826 --> 00:47:07,562 Oh, that looks infected. 788 00:47:11,733 --> 00:47:13,768 That's better. Thank you. 789 00:47:16,673 --> 00:47:20,142 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah, round two, baby. 790 00:47:21,411 --> 00:47:23,344 Hey, we're not paying extra for that. 791 00:47:28,318 --> 00:47:29,951 Rachel? 792 00:47:36,025 --> 00:47:37,393 Run. 793 00:47:46,804 --> 00:47:48,203 Yeah! 794 00:47:50,941 --> 00:47:52,140 Fuckin'.. 795 00:47:52,142 --> 00:47:54,042 That was awesome, right? 796 00:47:54,044 --> 00:47:55,844 Alright, boys, you sit tight 797 00:47:55,846 --> 00:47:57,212 I'm gonna get you some snacks. 798 00:47:57,214 --> 00:47:59,617 And you said you wanted pretzels, right? 799 00:48:00,819 --> 00:48:03,051 Great. 800 00:48:11,129 --> 00:48:13,730 Guys. Shh, come here. 801 00:48:13,732 --> 00:48:15,398 We have to go now. 802 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,033 You're gonna mess it up for all of us. 803 00:48:17,035 --> 00:48:18,968 No, you can pledge without us, okay? 804 00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,303 We need to leave. 805 00:48:20,305 --> 00:48:21,705 Okay, can you just tell me what's happening? 806 00:48:21,707 --> 00:48:23,940 I will tell you outside. We have to go. 807 00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:26,008 This is a bad idea. We're almost done here, guys. 808 00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:29,313 Are you sure? Because I think staying here is a real bad idea. 809 00:48:29,315 --> 00:48:31,749 - It's just hazing. - Yeah, this is what frats do. 810 00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:34,720 David... this isn't a frat. 811 00:48:36,055 --> 00:48:37,588 We have to go. 812 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,591 Are you coming? 813 00:48:39,593 --> 00:48:41,458 Yeah, I'm coming. 814 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,160 - Okay, let's go. - Alright. Let's go. 815 00:48:43,162 --> 00:48:44,664 Shh. 816 00:48:50,936 --> 00:48:52,837 What the fuck? 817 00:48:56,811 --> 00:48:58,176 Where are you going? 818 00:48:58,178 --> 00:49:00,245 - Why is the door locked? - Uh.. 819 00:49:00,247 --> 00:49:02,380 Max didn't want any more girls showing up, so.. 820 00:49:02,382 --> 00:49:04,949 We were gonna go get some food. We were feeling... 821 00:49:04,951 --> 00:49:06,354 We're leaving. 822 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:09,921 Come on. 823 00:49:09,923 --> 00:49:11,524 You're almost done. 824 00:49:11,526 --> 00:49:13,259 Hey, look, Ethan's really hurt 825 00:49:13,261 --> 00:49:16,495 and he needs to see a doctor or a nurse. 826 00:49:16,497 --> 00:49:18,397 You know, I think, like, a nurse with an actual 827 00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:20,702 medical degree and not just a outfit. 828 00:49:23,271 --> 00:49:26,972 If you leave, that's it. 829 00:49:26,974 --> 00:49:28,109 You're out. 830 00:49:30,546 --> 00:49:31,979 You get that, right? 831 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:35,951 Yeah. 832 00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:38,620 I'm sorry. 833 00:49:40,255 --> 00:49:41,521 Let's just.. 834 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:44,425 Let's get your phones, your bags.. 835 00:49:44,427 --> 00:49:48,028 - And cab home on me. - Thank you, but I'd rather go. 836 00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:50,164 - We need to get our phones. - Why do we need our phones? 837 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,532 Fuck it, I'll get a new one. 838 00:49:51,534 --> 00:49:55,102 Campus is, like, two miles away, and Ethan's hurt. 839 00:49:55,104 --> 00:49:56,172 We need to call a cab. 840 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,844 Fuckin' fine. Can... can we just hurry, please? 841 00:50:01,044 --> 00:50:02,711 Okay. 842 00:50:02,713 --> 00:50:04,278 - No. - Jesus Christ. 843 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,750 - Guys. Don't. Guys, guys. - By the piano. 844 00:50:13,524 --> 00:50:15,693 I don't... I don't see any bags. I don't.. 845 00:50:19,363 --> 00:50:21,296 They try to run? 846 00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:23,900 - Yup. - Hmm. 847 00:50:23,902 --> 00:50:25,300 Fuck this. Fuck this, man. Fuck, I wanna... 848 00:50:25,302 --> 00:50:29,472 Get back inside or I will rip your fuckin' nose off! 849 00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:31,039 - Whoa, hey! - Really, guys? 850 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:32,675 Without saying goodbye? 851 00:50:32,677 --> 00:50:34,444 Jesus Christ. 852 00:50:34,446 --> 00:50:37,247 Look, I.. Can we just go and... and... 853 00:50:37,249 --> 00:50:39,082 - People know we're here. - No, they don't. 854 00:50:39,084 --> 00:50:40,517 Yes, they do, I texted them. 855 00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:41,652 Right when we got here, I texted them. 856 00:50:41,654 --> 00:50:44,254 I checked all your phones. 857 00:50:44,256 --> 00:50:46,423 Look, we... we just wanna go. Ethan's really hurt. 858 00:50:46,425 --> 00:50:47,858 - Let us go. - On your knees. 859 00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:49,058 Okay, this isn't necessary. 860 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:50,561 If you could just let us walk out the door 861 00:50:50,563 --> 00:50:51,695 right now, everything'll be fine. 862 00:50:51,697 --> 00:50:53,330 Will you just get on the fucking floor? 863 00:50:53,332 --> 00:50:56,333 No, okay? Now we are leaving, and that's it! 864 00:50:56,335 --> 00:50:58,904 Alright, I... I'm sorry, I know this was a big opportunity 865 00:50:58,906 --> 00:51:01,105 and I was excited, but it's over. 866 00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:04,441 No, stop! 867 00:51:04,443 --> 00:51:07,612 There's no need for that, guys. Come on. 868 00:51:07,614 --> 00:51:09,314 - Fuckin' baby. - Watch it. 869 00:51:10,450 --> 00:51:12,049 - Hey! - Get the fuck off me! 870 00:51:12,051 --> 00:51:14,020 It wasn't me. I swear. It wasn't me. 871 00:51:14,022 --> 00:51:17,222 - He's just trying to.. - Shut up! 872 00:51:17,224 --> 00:51:20,358 Now you're all gonna be part of a little experiment. 873 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,528 Oh, fuck. 874 00:51:22,964 --> 00:51:25,196 On the floor, now. 875 00:51:25,198 --> 00:51:27,198 - Please, man, come on. - Now! 876 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,170 Now, I want you all to pay attention carefully. 877 00:51:31,306 --> 00:51:33,005 I have no medical training.. 878 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,540 - Max, Max. - ...whatsoever. 879 00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:36,142 We don't want to pledge anymore. 880 00:51:36,144 --> 00:51:37,643 We're done. Just let us go. I'm begging you. 881 00:51:37,645 --> 00:51:40,013 - Ethan, they don't care. - Max. 882 00:51:40,015 --> 00:51:42,851 If you were all wondering what you had for dinner.. 883 00:51:48,323 --> 00:51:49,623 What is that? Hey. 884 00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:52,159 Oh, fuck. Jesus. 885 00:51:52,161 --> 00:51:55,095 - What the fuck. Max. - I just wanna go. 886 00:51:55,097 --> 00:51:56,630 - What are you doing, man? - Max! 887 00:51:56,632 --> 00:51:58,799 You know, this rat kinda reminds me of you. 888 00:51:58,801 --> 00:52:01,035 What the fuck? Hey. 889 00:52:01,037 --> 00:52:03,838 - It's scared. - Max, Ricky, this is crazy. 890 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,240 And it's starving. 891 00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:08,009 - Come on. Sam. - We'll do whatever you want. 892 00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:11,913 Don't do this. No, hey, don't! Max! 893 00:52:11,915 --> 00:52:14,549 Max! Stop it! 894 00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,286 Stop, this is crazy! 895 00:52:25,261 --> 00:52:27,898 Fuck, I can't watch this, I can't watch this. 896 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,634 You watching, pledges? 897 00:52:31,636 --> 00:52:33,402 Stop. 898 00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,943 Stop! Stop it! 899 00:52:39,945 --> 00:52:41,610 Sam! 900 00:52:44,348 --> 00:52:46,382 Make that little bitch watch it! 901 00:52:46,384 --> 00:52:47,884 Max, stop it! 902 00:52:51,222 --> 00:52:54,324 Let him go, let him go, let him go, man. 903 00:52:54,326 --> 00:52:55,727 You guys watching? 904 00:52:59,197 --> 00:53:01,631 Keep your eyes forward! 905 00:53:25,191 --> 00:53:28,026 Somebody help me, come on! 906 00:53:34,234 --> 00:53:35,267 Fuck. 907 00:53:35,269 --> 00:53:37,038 Stop this, stop this. 908 00:53:40,641 --> 00:53:43,743 Just pass out, pass out, pass out. Shh. 909 00:53:43,745 --> 00:53:45,479 Shh! Shh! 910 00:54:27,124 --> 00:54:31,528 Oh, boy, do we have a surprise coming for you guys. 911 00:54:32,696 --> 00:54:34,162 It's about fucking time, huh? 912 00:54:34,164 --> 00:54:36,564 Okay, my, my aunt has a lot of money, alright? 913 00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:38,200 So if you just please let me call her 914 00:54:38,202 --> 00:54:39,969 just please... please.. 915 00:54:39,971 --> 00:54:41,871 Jesus Christ, I cannot wait to put 916 00:54:41,873 --> 00:54:43,239 your fucking head on a spit. 917 00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:45,241 All this guy has done since he's gotten here 918 00:54:45,243 --> 00:54:47,542 is just fucking bitch, bitch, bitch! 919 00:54:47,544 --> 00:54:50,880 You fucking ingrate, what is your fucking problem? 920 00:54:50,882 --> 00:54:52,681 Let me please just call her! I'll call her, it'll be fine! 921 00:54:52,683 --> 00:54:54,750 She'll make it okay, she'll make it okay, please! 922 00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:57,154 - Shut your fucking.. - What the fuck! 923 00:54:57,156 --> 00:54:59,622 Oh, fuck! Oh, jeez! 924 00:55:06,464 --> 00:55:07,731 - Are you alright? - Yeah. 925 00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:09,835 Okay, everybody just calm down. 926 00:55:12,838 --> 00:55:15,174 - Come on. - Justin. 927 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,609 Put the fire iron down. 928 00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:21,344 Fuck you, you lizard illuminati 929 00:55:21,346 --> 00:55:22,479 pieces of shit. 930 00:55:24,383 --> 00:55:26,651 I think you're getting your conspiracy theories mixed up. 931 00:55:26,653 --> 00:55:29,486 Justin, what are you gonna do? 932 00:55:29,488 --> 00:55:32,023 What am I gonna do? Why don't you come and see, Ricky, huh? 933 00:55:32,025 --> 00:55:33,191 - Okay, alright. - Huh, buddy? 934 00:55:33,193 --> 00:55:37,196 Come on, pork chop! Bring it on! 935 00:55:37,198 --> 00:55:39,497 Fuck this motherfucker! Come here! 936 00:55:39,499 --> 00:55:41,734 - Go, go! - Get 'em, get 'em! 937 00:55:57,551 --> 00:55:59,254 Pledges, open the door. 938 00:56:04,558 --> 00:56:06,059 Pledges! 939 00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:49,039 Hello? 940 00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:53,575 Pledges, open the door. 941 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,010 You need to give us our phones. 942 00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:57,112 Open the door and maybe we can talk about that. 943 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,080 You're insane! You need help! 944 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:02,218 - Go the fuck away! - David. 945 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:03,752 I've got a group of girls downstairs 946 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,388 that wanna suck your cock. 947 00:57:30,916 --> 00:57:32,448 Ben.. 948 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,051 If you could open that door 949 00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:35,852 you would have opened it already. 950 00:57:35,854 --> 00:57:38,021 You would have been through that door already, but you're not! 951 00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:40,924 You're not through it, so I know you can't get through! 952 00:57:40,926 --> 00:57:44,062 Listen, Max, you have Sam 953 00:57:44,064 --> 00:57:46,331 and you have Ben. 954 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,099 Let us go. 955 00:57:48,101 --> 00:57:49,836 What are you talking about? What are you doing? 956 00:57:55,775 --> 00:57:56,943 Oh, God. 957 00:57:58,912 --> 00:57:59,978 What? 958 00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:02,214 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? 959 00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:08,688 Pledges, open the door. 960 00:58:13,627 --> 00:58:16,261 - Open the fucking door! - It's a stalemate. 961 00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:18,699 We're not coming out, you're not getting in! 962 00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:28,509 - Motherfucking.. - Shh! Easy, easy. 963 00:58:32,114 --> 00:58:34,681 Stick to the fucking plan. 964 00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:35,784 Easy. 965 00:58:46,329 --> 00:58:47,794 If they won't open up the fucking door 966 00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,996 then you know what I'm gonna do? 967 00:58:48,998 --> 00:58:50,231 I'm gonna take a knife and I'm gonna 968 00:58:50,233 --> 00:58:52,433 fucking crack their skulls open.. 969 00:58:52,435 --> 00:58:53,603 You mother.. 970 00:58:57,441 --> 00:58:58,639 You selfish fuck! 971 00:58:58,641 --> 00:59:00,641 We have three freshmen 972 00:59:00,643 --> 00:59:02,877 locked in a bathroom upstairs 973 00:59:02,879 --> 00:59:04,680 and you're down here with us? 974 00:59:11,855 --> 00:59:15,491 See, you guys just don't get it, do you? 975 00:59:15,493 --> 00:59:19,063 You talk on and on and on and on. 976 00:59:21,065 --> 00:59:23,965 See, it's not about hurting these people. 977 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:26,302 It's about learning not to see them as people at all. 978 00:59:26,304 --> 00:59:27,872 Shut the fuck up! 979 00:59:31,409 --> 00:59:32,508 Let's handle this. 980 00:59:32,510 --> 00:59:34,177 Yeah, well, a minute ago I saw them tear 981 00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,580 right through you guys. 982 00:59:41,554 --> 00:59:43,619 Careful, Ben. 983 00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:44,656 Yeah? 984 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,791 Maybe I should just skip the trip upstairs. 985 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,062 Come on, try it. 986 00:59:51,764 --> 00:59:53,097 Come on, little man. 987 00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:55,734 - Fuck! - Okay, alright. Enough. 988 01:00:07,914 --> 01:00:09,249 Shh. 989 01:00:31,205 --> 01:00:32,807 I don't hear anything. 990 01:00:35,776 --> 01:00:37,445 Oh, fuck. 991 01:00:51,927 --> 01:00:53,362 We gotta think of something. 992 01:00:56,064 --> 01:00:57,632 We need to go. 993 01:00:57,634 --> 01:01:00,568 We gotta get out of here right now, okay? 994 01:01:00,570 --> 01:01:01,868 - We gotta move. - Yeah, but how? 995 01:01:01,870 --> 01:01:02,869 We're just gonna run. 996 01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:04,605 We're gonna run and swing 997 01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:06,840 and fight until we're just out that door. 998 01:01:06,842 --> 01:01:08,442 David, we don't know what's on the other side of that door. 999 01:01:08,444 --> 01:01:10,777 They're just people. They're just human.. 1000 01:01:10,779 --> 01:01:14,348 They're college students. One of them is four feet tall. 1001 01:01:14,350 --> 01:01:16,784 We can get the fuck outta here right now. 1002 01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:18,121 Alright, you good with that? 1003 01:01:19,856 --> 01:01:22,560 Okay. Fuck it, fuck it. Yeah, alright. 1004 01:01:24,328 --> 01:01:26,197 Yeah, alright. Fuck! 1005 01:01:27,998 --> 01:01:30,067 Oh, shit. Oh, fucking shit. 1006 01:01:32,570 --> 01:01:35,672 - Alright, man. - One.. 1007 01:01:35,674 --> 01:01:37,139 Two... three. 1008 01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:04,968 David? 1009 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,936 - Oh! Ah! - David? 1010 01:02:06,938 --> 01:02:09,406 No! Let's go! Let's go! 1011 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:34,499 Hey, come on, come on. I found a way, let's go, let's go. 1012 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,601 Yeah, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1013 01:02:36,603 --> 01:02:38,903 Go, go, go, go! 1014 01:02:38,905 --> 01:02:40,508 To the right, to the right. 1015 01:02:50,585 --> 01:02:52,754 - Which way? - Come on, we're going this way. 1016 01:02:59,093 --> 01:03:00,926 Guys. 1017 01:03:00,928 --> 01:03:01,896 Shh. 1018 01:03:03,798 --> 01:03:05,898 - You hear that, right? - No, no, no, it's this way. 1019 01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,401 No, no, no, Shh, shh. Listen. 1020 01:03:08,437 --> 01:03:10,805 - Oh, there it is. - Come on. 1021 01:03:11,907 --> 01:03:13,008 Come on. 1022 01:03:29,092 --> 01:03:32,260 - What is this place? - I don't know. 1023 01:03:32,262 --> 01:03:34,130 Build a mansion on a bunch of tunnels? 1024 01:03:40,738 --> 01:03:42,105 What the hell? 1025 01:03:45,842 --> 01:03:46,874 What? 1026 01:03:49,613 --> 01:03:51,046 Rachel. 1027 01:03:51,048 --> 01:03:53,749 Alright. It's okay. 1028 01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,486 Please, hold still. Uh.. 1029 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,827 Do you know how to get out of here? 1030 01:04:03,829 --> 01:04:05,497 I don't.. I don't know. 1031 01:04:07,232 --> 01:04:09,132 Ben, do you.. 1032 01:04:09,134 --> 01:04:11,101 - What the hell? - Ben? 1033 01:04:11,103 --> 01:04:13,703 This is starting to feel like a trap again. 1034 01:04:13,705 --> 01:04:15,905 No, listen to me. They're fucking psychopaths, man. 1035 01:04:15,907 --> 01:04:17,710 They killed Sam. 1036 01:04:19,044 --> 01:04:20,178 They killed Dav.. 1037 01:04:21,547 --> 01:04:23,046 How do you know we can trust her? 1038 01:04:23,048 --> 01:04:25,549 - She helped us, alright? - Helped us when, man? 1039 01:04:25,551 --> 01:04:27,318 She's the one who brought us here in the first place. 1040 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,652 She's the reason we're pledging at all. 1041 01:04:28,654 --> 01:04:29,722 Look! 1042 01:04:33,659 --> 01:04:35,863 You're not the ones pledging. 1043 01:04:45,839 --> 01:04:47,272 We gotta go. 1044 01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,140 We gotta go right now. 1045 01:04:49,142 --> 01:04:51,143 Alright, come on. 1046 01:04:51,145 --> 01:04:52,446 Alright, come on. 1047 01:05:59,015 --> 01:06:01,917 Rachel! Rachel! Hey! 1048 01:06:01,919 --> 01:06:03,320 Oh, come on. 1049 01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:45,663 Shit. 1050 01:06:52,205 --> 01:06:54,340 End of the line, boys. 1051 01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:59,845 Oh, I am so goddamn excited for this. 1052 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,499 Eh, fuck it. Let's do it. 1053 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,447 - Come on, fat boy! - Ah! 1054 01:08:12,188 --> 01:08:13,421 Come on. 1055 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,964 Yeah, squeal like a pig, fuckin' fat boy! 1056 01:08:33,511 --> 01:08:34,977 - Watch it. Watch it. - Ah! 1057 01:08:34,979 --> 01:08:36,180 Come on! 1058 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,515 - Ah! - You like that? 1059 01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:50,159 Oh! Ah! 1060 01:09:04,744 --> 01:09:06,079 Come on! 1061 01:09:28,201 --> 01:09:30,404 Yeah! 1062 01:09:36,577 --> 01:09:37,745 Woo! 1063 01:11:02,367 --> 01:11:03,668 Max! 1064 01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:17,416 Please. 1065 01:11:23,722 --> 01:11:24,790 Please. 1066 01:11:25,992 --> 01:11:27,160 Please! 1067 01:11:41,976 --> 01:11:43,842 Please. 1068 01:11:43,844 --> 01:11:45,679 Help. Please. 1069 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:04,792 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1069 01:13:05,305 --> 01:13:11,520 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org