1
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<i>My rise to the top
of the Haden High School</i>

2
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<i>food chain happened faster
than a three-second snapchat.</i>

3
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<i>But it wasn't always that way.</i>

4
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<i>A few weeks ago, I was just
like you, then I updated...</i>

5
00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,650
<i>my status and some pretty
strange things began to happen.</i>

6
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<i>I feel like I owe everyone an
explanation, so here it is.</i>

7
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<i>Oh, and by the way, I don't
play hockey.</i>

8
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9
00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,536
<i>Or at least I
didn't, until a few weeks ago.</i>

10
00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,773
Oh, come on, kid.

11
00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:43,609
Knock-knock, I'm invading
your privacy.

12
00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,377
Come on, get up!

13
00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,646
You're gonna be late for your
first day of school.

14
00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,149
Ugh, it smells like a wet dog
in here.

15
00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,817
<i>See that guy?
Hey!</i>

16
00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,452
<i>KYLE
That was me not so long ago.</i>

17
00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,320
Listen, you need to finish
putting this room together...

18
00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,056
so when you get home
from school today...

19
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I want you to start unpacking,
all right?

20
00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,511
Breakfast in ten.

21
00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,796
Wait, wait, Mom, Mom!
I don't think I feel so good.

22
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Yeah, right.

23
00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,178
<i>Hey, bud, how you doing?</i>

24
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Hey, Dad. Sorry for hittin' you
up so early. Did I wake you?

25
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<i>Aw, please, don't worry about
it, I had to get up early...</i>

26
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<i>giant swells this morning,
everything okay?</i>

27
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This place sucks. I wish I could
be there with you.

28
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<i>Listen, you just gotta hang
tough until summer, okay...</i>

29
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<i>then you're gonna be right back
here in Cali with me.</i>

30
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I love you, Pop.

31
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<i>I love you, too, man.
Hang in there, all right?</i>

32
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Whoa!

33
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Oh, well, sorry about that.
Gramps!

34
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Still getting used to having
people in the house.

35
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Yeah, yeah, I'll come back
later.

36
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Maxi, don't play on your
phone at the table.

37
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I'm not playing, I'm swiping.

38
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Swiping?
Yes.

39
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Get that app off your phone,
young lady.

40
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Put it on my phone, though.

41
00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,257
Dude, you're gonna wear that
on the first day of school?

42
00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,758
This isn't Huntington Beach.

43
00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,861
Okay, eat up. The bus will be
here in ten minutes.

44
00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,429
I don't know why I couldn't
bring my car.

45
00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,531
Dad said he'd pay to have
it shipped.

46
00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,733
Well, I love that money is no
object for your father...

47
00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,401
because he doesn't make any.

48
00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,670
Your dad's need to relax
has gotten in the way...

49
00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,572
of him finding any kind
of work.

50
00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,307
I get it, you guys are mad
at me.

51
00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,644
But just bear with me,
just trust me. I have a plan.

52
00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,913
This is better for all of us,
all right?

53
00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:36,255
Hey, bro! You need to drop
the teen angst act.

54
00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:39,691
Mom and Dad are over. This is
the new normal. Accept it.

55
00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,427
Look, they're only separated.
They're not getting a divorce.

56
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She moved 3.000 miles to get
away from him.

57
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To me, that screams divorce,
but then again, I'm a realist.

58
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<i>KYLE
No surf, no Dad, no car...</i>

59
00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,243
<i>senior year in Connecticut.</i>

60
00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,792
23? Room 23?

61
00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,495
Does anybody know where
Room 23 is?

62
00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,597
Sorry, man, my bad.

63
00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,800
Hey, do you guys know
where Room 23 is?

64
00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,235
Cool skateboard.

65
00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,536
Thanks.
23?

66
00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,904
Yeah.
Isn't that East wing, guys?

67
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Yeah, I got a class there.

68
00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,840
Yeah, it's on the other side
of the school.

69
00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,409
I really appreciate it, dude.

70
00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,312
Not a problem... dude.

71
00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,383
Come on, come on, where is it?

72
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¶ The fourth the fifth ¶

73
00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,690
¶ The minor fall
The major lift ¶

74
00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:49,928
¶ The baffled king composing
Hallelujah ¶

75
00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,833
Hi.
Hi.

76
00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,435
Sorry, I'm late.

77
00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,836
Well, Mr...

78
00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,705
Kyle... Moore.

79
00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,506
Kyle Moore, I really hope...

80
00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,275
this isn't how the rest
of the year is going to go.

81
00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,409
Mm-hm.

82
00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,744
Please have a seat, Kyle.

83
00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,984
<i>¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶</i>

84
00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,855
<i>¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶</i>

85
00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:17,990
Great.

86
00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,349
Hey.

87
00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,019
Hi.

88
00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:50,889
I saw you singing earlier,
you were... you were great.

89
00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,925
I was a little flat,
but, thank you.

90
00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,460
I'm Kyle.

91
00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,062
I'm Dani.

92
00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,768
Are you trying to make me
jealous?

93
00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,370
Brian, this is Kyle.

94
00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,072
Kyle, this is Brian Massey.

95
00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,842
Hey, man?

96
00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,345
Are you making a play on my
girl, Spray Tan?

97
00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,914
Brian, I'm not your girl, okay?
You're gay.

98
00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,051
37% percent technically ain't
gay, baby...

99
00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,752
and you were flat again today.

100
00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,387
Do you wanna win the Slam,
or not?

101
00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,022
Yes, yes, of course, I want
to win the Slam.

102
00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,791
Well, then, mediocrity isn't
gonna cut it.

103
00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,559
Okay, I'm not taking my shirt
off.

104
00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,628
I can not lose that much water
weight again.

105
00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,962
You need to step it up.

106
00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:34,466
Are you wearing women's jeans?

107
00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,534
No.

108
00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,038
Yes... my stylist picked them
out.

109
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,640
Dude, you don't have a stylist.

110
00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,509
Okay, H & M had a flash sale,
I blacked out.

111
00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,946
Later, Kyle.

112
00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:54,553
Don't even think about it.
You can think about this.

113
00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,738
Hey, Kyle, looks like you're
acclimating nicely.

114
00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,073
This is my boyfriend, Xing-Fu.

115
00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,844
Xing, Mr. Unpopular here is my
brother, Kyle.

116
00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,880
Where are you from in China?

117
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,082
Oh, no, he's from Connecticut.
His real name's Donald.

118
00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,885
But he only speaks Mandarin,
because he's so in tune...

119
00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,754
with his Chinese roots.
Let's go, Fu.

120
00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,162
What are you doing at my table?

121
00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,764
Sorry, I didn't know it was
yours.

122
00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:43,769
Well, it is, so beat it.

123
00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,505
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no,
kidding, I'm kidding.

124
00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,673
You thought I was serious?
That was awesome.

125
00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,575
No, I'm not...
I'm not a fighter.

126
00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,810
I know I look intimidating,
but no...

127
00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,545
I've never even been in a fight.

128
00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,913
Well, that's not true.
When I was in third grade...

129
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,683
this girl kicked me
in the eggplant emoji...

130
00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:03,622
and I just fell down and cried,
and pee'd a little.

131
00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,823
Thanks for sharing that with me.

132
00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,725
Yeah. Are you really
from California?

133
00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,126
Yeah, I really am.

134
00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,496
That is gnarly. Is that how
you say gnarly?

135
00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,764
Sure.

136
00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,566
I've always wanted to go
to California...

137
00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,034
like just skateboard, you know,
like down the Venice boardwalk...

138
00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,869
and like hang out
with Snoop Dogg, you know...

139
00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,005
Straight Outta Compton-style,
except without, you know...

140
00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,840
the smokies, because
I have asthma.

141
00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,842
But anyways, I can't go,
because I sunburn easily...

142
00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,677
and I'm not really athletic.

143
00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,480
I'm talking a lot, sorry,
my name's Lonnie. Oh, fist bump.

144
00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,848
Sorry.
Bro.

145
00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,716
But everyone calls me Grimace.
Why Grimace?

146
00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,852
Oh, because everyone thinks
I look like him.

147
00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,856
I don't see it, dude. Dude...
I sound like a Californian.

148
00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:38,924
Yo, Grimace?

149
00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,860
Hey, Derek.

150
00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,495
I got a B-plus on my history
paper.

151
00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,096
Yeah, that's not good.

152
00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,034
That's unacceptable. Stop
eating, start studying.

153
00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,504
Got it, dude.

154
00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,773
You do that guy's homework?

155
00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:58,109
Yeah, Principal Kim makes me
"tutor" him.

156
00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,579
He's the best hockey player
in Connecticut.

157
00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,047
<i>LONNIE He scored more
goals in two periods...</i>

158
00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,748
<i>than any other high schooler
in history.</i>

159
00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,183
<i>He's got a Youtube channel...</i>

160
00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,152
<i>and I hear the pros
are watching him.</i>

161
00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,020
<i>And then there's Charlotte,
Derek's girlfriend...</i>

162
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,122
<i>hottest girl in the whole
school.</i>

163
00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,225
<i>The queen of Twitter, Snapchat,
Facebook...</i>

164
00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,760
<i>she's got like half a million
followers on Instagram...</i>

165
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,129
<i>queen of all the hockey
groupies.</i>

166
00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,165
They're expected to win the
state championship.

167
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,101
We haven't won in like 20 years,
so it's all because of that guy.

168
00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,504
Yeah, well, I'm not a hockey
fan.

169
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,038
Me, neither, but figure
skating's cool.

170
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,740
I mean, whatever.

171
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,509
Yo, Grimace!
What?

172
00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,780
Chocolate money shot!

173
00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:39,050
You got your milk all over
my titties.

174
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,554
Did I forget to mention he has
a really accurate slap shot?

175
00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,957
He's good. Do I have anything
in my face?

176
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,528
Oh, you got a little something
right... here.

177
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,039
Yo, Point Break!

178
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,678
Hey. Come on, man. I'm just
messing with you. All right?

179
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,179
It's nothing personal.

180
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:12,250
We just do it to all the new
kids. So, uh, we cool?

181
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,620
Kyle! Look out!

182
00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:16,721
Oh!

183
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,757
Five minutes for cross checking!

184
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,760
How's that locker feel,
Point Break?

185
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,929
Oh... Cali!

186
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,997
Hey, come on, give me
my phone back.

187
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,933
Oh, you wanna call your mommy,
Point Break?

188
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,067
Oh, you can actually use
my phone.

189
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,702
Give it back.

190
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,872
Too slow.

191
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,640
They didn't teach you
any hockey in Cali?

192
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,009
Come on, Cali Boy!

193
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,914
Give me my phone back.

194
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,150
Whoa, they teach you manners
in California?

195
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,619
All you gotta do is say please.

196
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,027
Please?

197
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,763
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Here, take it back.

198
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,868
Nice phone, you might want
to get that looked at... pussy.

199
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,306
<i>KYLE
Mortal enemy, check.</i>

200
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,327
Hey, man, do you fix phones?

201
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:33,732
Mm...

202
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,970
You're tryin' to lock me into
a lot of do's and don't's...

203
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,772
right now, you beautiful angel.

204
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:44,843
Let me tell you something,
in a former life, I was a wolf.

205
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,278
Hm, cool.

206
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:52,050
Mm...

207
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,754
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Your chi is way off.

208
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,355
Your chakras are not aligned.

209
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,793
You know what I'm saying?
The feng is not shui-ing.

210
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,062
Uh-huh... can you fix my phone
or not?

211
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,197
Yeah, I can fix your phone.
Let me see it.

212
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,333
Okay.

213
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,336
Yeah, say goodnight...
this thing's done.

214
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,172
You've insta-ed your last gram,
tweeted your last twit.

215
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,375
I know, you left your whole life
behind, and you're pissed.

216
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,712
And the kids around here,
in pistachio khakis?

217
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,948
<i>They don't really comprendo
a surfer dude like you.</i>

218
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,919
Am I right? Or am I right?

219
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,689
How did you know that?

220
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,124
Because I'm here to enlighten
the load, baby.

221
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,293
Mm...

222
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:39,230
Listen, why don't you tell me
what I can do...

223
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:43,368
<i>to make your life a little
more namasté.</i>

224
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,874
I don't know. I just... I want
things to be different.

225
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,286
Let's fly. Do it with me.

226
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,755
I'm not gonna do that.

227
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,323
Then nothing's gonna change.

228
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:09,994
Don't be scared. Come on, yeah,
yeah, there you go, fly.

229
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,764
Close your eyes. Do you know
what's below you?

230
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,966
All the haters, and they're
pointing and they're saying...

231
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,968
"Look at that beautiful,
blonde bird...

232
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,303
with well-conditioned hair."

233
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,804
You know what I'm saying?

234
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,909
That was intense, man.
How do you feel?

235
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,011
Embarrassed.
Great, me, too.

236
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,147
I want to show you something.
Take a look at this.

237
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,183
It's my own social media app.
It's called YOUniverse.

238
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,186
When you look at this screen,
man, what do you see?

239
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,021
A blank page?

240
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,291
You're cute, but you are so
stupid. This is you, dude.

241
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,328
Not the "you" you are,
the "you" you want to be.

242
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,996
You can be anybody.

243
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,899
You just gotta fill this page,
a new beginning...

244
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,534
you know what I'm saying?

245
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,269
Because when you put positive
vibes out in the universe...

246
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,772
the universe listens.

247
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,876
Give me your hand. Give me
your beautiful, soft hand.

248
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:03,448
Take this... and go...
to your destiny.

249
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,551
Thanks.

250
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,940
<i>We're all made of energy,
me and you.</i>

251
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,109
You've gotta be kidding me.

252
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,212
Whatever.

253
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,926
All you gotta do is fill
the screen, baby.

254
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,067
Pants up, hands where
I can see 'em.

255
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,136
What do you want?
I need to borrow your balcony.

256
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,171
My window's painted shut,
and I need to sneak out.

257
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,906
Where you goin'?

258
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,475
Xing-fu's taking me to
an Anime and Chill party.

259
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,278
What are you doing tonight?
That's right, nothing!

260
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,546
See ya'!

261
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,564
Good morning. Just warming up
the pipes, don't mind me.

262
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,938
Good morning, Sunshine.

263
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,239
Good morning.

264
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,275
You might want to take
a look outside.

265
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,111
Is that my car?

266
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,579
That just showed up on a truck.

267
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,515
Yes! I can't believe it.
That's my car!

268
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,251
Yes, it is, and I can't
believe it.

269
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,388
There's no way. Where's Dad?

270
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,156
Probably tanning on a beach
somewhere...

271
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,459
and look, you need to get a job,
so you can pay for the gas...

272
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,962
but I will help you
with the insurance.

273
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,432
Okay. Oh, I knew he'd come
through.

274
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,566
Yes!

275
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,570
Yeah, I thought about trying out
for the hockey team...

276
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,673
but my physician said that
I have the ankle strength...

277
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,241
of a ten-year-old girl.

278
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,676
But you know, multiplayer,
online gaming...

279
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,078
is my real passion...
it can get pretty physical, too.

280
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,513
Like one time, I passed out...

281
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,114
after 17 straight hours
of Warcraft.

282
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,516
Really?
Yeah, dehydration.

283
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,518
I went to the doctors
and I woke up in the ER.

284
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,621
And then, I met my girlfriend
through League of Legends.

285
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,058
She's a bikini model,
her name's Guadalupe.

286
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,592
Hey, Lonnie, can I ask you
something?

287
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,661
Have you ever heard of an app
called YOUniverse?

288
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:08,066
No, and I'm on everything,
Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest.

289
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,968
Sure, I only have like two
followers, it's my mom...

290
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,637
and my granny, and my dad
blocked me for some reason.

291
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672
That's weird, why would you
block your own son, right?

292
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,075
I haven't talked to him about
that...

293
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,242
Wait, wait, what's YOUniverse?

294
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,684
It's just something I read
about. Gotta go, see ya'!

295
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:31,489
Cool, nothing, thanks for
starting that conversation.

296
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,359
I'll tell Guadalupe about that.

297
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,527
She's my girlfriend, Guadalupe
is my girl.

298
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,429
No one cares? Are you
on Twitter?

299
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,601
¶ We can find a way
to break through ¶

300
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,371
¶ Even if we can't find heaven ¶

301
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,473
¶ I'll walk through hell
with you ¶

302
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,508
¶ I'm gonna stand by you ¶

303
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,044
Beth! Beth, thank you very much.

304
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,647
Um, I don't mean for you to take
this personally...

305
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,518
but that was... and I say this
with the utmost respect...

306
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,389
like listening to two cats
humping... is that fair?

307
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,425
Thanks, Beth!

308
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,327
Enjoy the stage as you leave...

309
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,130
it's... it's the last time
you'll ever be on one.

310
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,365
Okay.

311
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,552
All right, off you go,
everybody...

312
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,287
who didn't make it,
you can leave.

313
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,289
Grab your... there, yes,
you're one, certainly.

314
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,657
Yes, you were terrible.

315
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,793
Okay? Thanks, gang,
have a good day.

316
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,595
All right, Dani, Brian, I'm
gonna need you up on stage.

317
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,165
Band and chorus, we got nine
weeks to do this...

318
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,332
not a lot of time.

319
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,605
Excuse me... um, sorry.

320
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,141
I'm here to audition.

321
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,276
Okay, and you are?

322
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,644
I'm Kyle Moore.

323
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,779
Are you a singer, Mr. Moore?

324
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,750
Yeah... uh, I'm classically
trained.

325
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,718
You're classically trained?

326
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,655
Yep.

327
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,591
Okay, everybody sit down, we're
gonna do one more up here.

328
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,160
You know where the stage is?

329
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,262
It's this thing.
Yeah.

330
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,098
Have a go at it.

331
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,239
All right, hey, what will
you be singing?

332
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,540
Singing?
Yeah.

333
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:34,178
Uh, it's a surprise, even to me.

334
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:39,484
I usually just let my inner rock
star do whatever he's feeling.

335
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,185
Your inner rock star?

336
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:46,524
Yeah... yeah.

337
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,726
<i>BEARDED MAN We're all
just made of molecules, man.</i>

338
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:53,264
<i>We're just energy. All you have
to do, is soar!</i>

339
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,382
What the hell?

340
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,420
Quite a surprise, Mr. Moore.

341
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:53,758
My god, that's the craziest
thing I've ever seen.

342
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,361
You must be a very lonely
person.

343
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,666
Come back when your balls drop!

344
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,636
Au revoir, mademoiselle.

345
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,838
Seriously, come back when
your balls drop.

346
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,818
Dude, I am freaking out!

347
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,620
You gotta tell me what
the deal is with...

348
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,855
Dude? Dude?

349
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,558
Hey, dude... dude!

350
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,429
Huh? Oh... I remember you.

351
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,797
You're the angry kid
with no friends.

352
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,799
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
stay with me here, listen...

353
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,502
that YOUniverse app you put on
my phone, it's insane.

354
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,973
It worked, the things that
I wished for happened.

355
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,674
Right...

356
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,643
Then some things that I wished
for didn't happen the way...

357
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,478
that I wanted them to.
I know!

358
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,579
Well?

359
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,014
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.

360
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,416
If a unicorn wrote a tweet
and then posted it...

361
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418
and then he put it up
and deleted it...

362
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,387
and then a tree fell down
in the forest...

363
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,488
does anybody even hear it?

364
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,856
What are you talking about?

365
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,458
Listen, that YOUniverse app...

366
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,577
can you tell me how
to control it?

367
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,695
Can you tell me if I can take
back something that I posted?

368
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,963
What do you want to take back?

369
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,941
Whoa, dude!

370
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,943
That's what you wished for?

371
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,812
Listen to me, man.
What?

372
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:26,317
You can't change the past,
that's crazy talk.

373
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,551
Is this forever?

374
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,353
Me and you?

375
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,489
No, no, I'm talking
about the app.

376
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,657
Oh, the app!
Yes!

377
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,759
All I know is this.
Yeah.

378
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,929
The universe is changing
thousands of times every second.

379
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,032
You just gotta update
your status.

380
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,003
Update my status.

381
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,812
<i>Update my status,
the universe will assist.</i>

382
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,016
My man!

383
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,552
Dad?

384
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,854
What's up!?

385
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,656
Hey.
Hey.

386
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,560
I can't believe you're here.
What are you doing here?

387
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,696
Dude, I don't even know.

388
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,798
I woke up and I was like,
I gotta get out of here...

389
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,033
I gotta go, I gotta go,
so I just did.

390
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,369
I don't know, I got on a plane.
Boom, I'm here.

391
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,804
Wow.

392
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,372
Hey, why aren't you driving
Born to Run?

393
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,674
Mom says I have to get
a job first.

394
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,776
Heard that before. Listen,
grab a sponge, all right?

395
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,878
Can't have ladies getting
in a dirty ride.

396
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,347
You got it.

397
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,083
So tell me something,
what's been happening?

398
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,886
Oh, you don't even know. I've
been skating and surfing...

399
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:39,090
every day, 12 hours a day
sometimes.

400
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:42,460
Hey! Anna Banana, how are
you doing?

401
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,764
Hey, killer, you want to
give us a second?

402
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,466
Yeah.

403
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,841
What are you doing here?
You look great.

404
00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:02,747
I forgot what those scrubs
do to you... so great.

405
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,950
I'm tellin' you, these waves
were toppin' out...

406
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,486
like at 30 feet, 30 feet!

407
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,621
That's like as big as this
house! I mean that's huge!

408
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,623
I don't think you truly
appreciate how big this is.

409
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,859
Annie, give 'em the arm wave,
show 'em, show 'em.

410
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,495
All right, this is me
on my board, right?

411
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,765
This is the 30-foot wave, look
at that! This is to scale, Maxi.

412
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,802
Ugh, ugh, shred, shred, bleed,
bleed, pull, snap through.

413
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,439
Thanks, Ann. And they were just
coming, one after the other...

414
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,108
and I surfed 'em, all day...
all day, Allen!

415
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,127
Into the evening, even...

416
00:23:33,128 --> 00:23:35,145
and then I fell asleep to the
sounds of that angry ocean...

417
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,981
just pounding the beach.

418
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,789
It was pretty great.

419
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:48,826
Wake up the next day and
we did it all again. What?

420
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,995
It was one of the best times
I've ever had in my entire life.

421
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:55,132
Except for the time you and I
rebuilt the Alpha Romeo.

422
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,667
That was the best time I ever
had in my life.

423
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,968
Hey, agreed! Born to Run!

424
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,970
Born to Run! Cheers to that,
my man.

425
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,539
Well, it's good to have
you back, Dad...

426
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,607
now Kyle has a shoulder
to cry on.

427
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,609
Maxi, chill out.

428
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,479
So, Darryl, what do you plan
on doing for work here?

429
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,514
Well, I connected with an old
skate buddy of mine...

430
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,450
who's got his own brand
out here in New Haven.

431
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,853
He's gonna hook me up with a job
doin' graphics. It's a real job.

432
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,555
So I hit the ground running
tomorrow.

433
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:23,127
But tonight, I just want to say,
that I am so happy to be here...

434
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,230
hanging out with that sexy,
little surfer chick...

435
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,998
I met 22 years ago.

436
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,701
Do you remember that girl, Anna
Banana, I think her name was?

437
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,170
Sort of.
Anna Banana.

438
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:37,975
Annie, Kyle, Maxi...
I love you guys.

439
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,244
There's no other place in the
universe I'd rather be.

440
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,547
Cheers!
Cheers!

441
00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,749
Cheers!
Cheers.

442
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,918
Cheers, Allen.

443
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,190
<i>KYLE
So what did I do?</i>

444
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,794
<i>What would you do?</i>

445
00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:01,966
All right, YOUniverse...
let's make some moves.

446
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,149
Thank you, Doris.

447
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,619
I want another shot.
Huh?

448
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,887
I want another shot.

449
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,155
Uh, you want a Castrato role
now?

450
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,224
I don't think you're gonna like
the requirements very much.

451
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:33,130
You... suck!

452
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,165
See? That's how it's
actually done...

453
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,568
because I'm actually
classically trained.

454
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,603
All right? Now get out of here.

455
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,913
Hey, can I borrow that?

456
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:53,050
¶ One two one two three ¶

457
00:25:53,052 --> 00:26:04,728
¶ Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶

458
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:10,134
¶ Never had much faith in love
or miracles uh ¶

459
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:16,307
¶ Never wanna put my heart
on the line uh ¶

460
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:23,747
¶ Swimming in your water
is something spiritual uh ¶

461
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:31,655
¶ I'm born again every time
you spend the night uh ¶

462
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,792
¶ 'Cause your sex takes me
to paradise ¶

463
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:38,062
¶ Yeah your sex takes me
to paradise ¶

464
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:43,934
¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶

465
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:50,808
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶

466
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:57,948
¶ For too long for too long ¶

467
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,989
¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶

468
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:10,361
¶ Ah yeah yeah ah yeah
yeah yeah yeah ¶

469
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:18,936
¶ You bring me to my knees
you make me testify ¶

470
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,940
¶ Yeah you can make a sinner
change his ways ¶

471
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:30,381
¶ Open up your gates 'cause I
can't wait to see the light uh ¶

472
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,720
¶ And right there is where
I wanna stay uh ¶

473
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,358
¶ 'Cause your sex takes me
to paradise ¶

474
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,895
¶ Yeah your sex takes me
to paradise ¶

475
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:50,901
¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶

476
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:57,241
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶

477
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:04,248
¶ For too long for too long ¶

478
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:10,888
¶ Yeah you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶

479
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:18,028
¶ For too long for too long ¶

480
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:23,934
¶ And you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶

481
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:29,339
¶ For too long for too long ¶

482
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:37,815
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶

483
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:43,987
¶ For too long for too long ¶

484
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,328
¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶

485
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,766
What did you think?

486
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:05,275
I had no idea what to expect
after yesterday.

487
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,845
But oh my god, you friggin'
killed it.

488
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180
I'm so happy. I hated singing
with Brian.

489
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,015
The best part was watching
Massey freak...

490
00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:15,185
and then Mr. Moody kick him out
of chorus! So good!

491
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,121
Since when did my brother
get so many friends?

492
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,923
And who has the non-dairy,
chocolate, caramel latte?

493
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,326
That would be me, the lactose
intolerant one.

494
00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,895
Can't drink milk, because
it goes through me...

495
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:28,031
like lava through a Philippine
village, just...

496
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,967
Just really thick. Would you
like to go out sometime?

497
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,871
No, thanks.

498
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,405
Is it because of the diarrhea?

499
00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,478
Brian's here.

500
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,384
Let's go, outside, you and me,
right now.

501
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,952
Brian, just go away.

502
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,189
You no longer have the privilege
of speaking to me.

503
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,424
And when I'm selling out
the Garden...

504
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,361
you'll all be kissing my waxed,
platinum butt cheeks.

505
00:29:57,363 --> 00:30:00,798
Brian!
Zip it, GiGi Haddada!

506
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,833
All right, that's it!
Kyle, don't, this is stupid.

507
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:06,970
No, it's okay. Let's go.

508
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,251
Brian! Brian, don't do this!
Kyle!

509
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,989
Guys, come on!

510
00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:33,363
One rule... no touching my face.
This is my money maker.

511
00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,843
Whoa.

512
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,546
I am so gonna cream you!

513
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,916
<i>¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶</i>

514
00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:57,888
<i>¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶</i>

515
00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:02,526
<i>¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶</i>

516
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,368
Be like water making its way
through cracks.

517
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,070
You're dead!
Kyle!

518
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,454
Point taken. I'm good.

519
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,491
Here you go, Gramps.
Thank you.

520
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:38,228
Hey, Anime, I don't know what's
going on with this look...

521
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,529
but I am digging it, big time.

522
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:42,366
Our daughter is wearing
a dog collar.

523
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:45,335
Darryl, um, how was your
first day?

524
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:49,473
It went well. Yeah, it's just
a wait-and-see game now.

525
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,041
What do you mean, wait and see?

526
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,576
I thought you said
you had the job.

527
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,445
I do, I do, I just had
to meet my boy's partner.

528
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,915
Big dog and pony show,
you know how it is.

529
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,518
Don't worry, I got the job,
okay? Hey, killer, what gives?

530
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,053
We were supposed to meet down
at the skate park today.

531
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,688
You stood me up.

532
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,356
Sorry about that,
I got caught up.

533
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,526
He got into a fight.
You got in a fight?

534
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,362
Yeah, oh, yes.
Maxi.

535
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,464
You dropped him like a bad
habit, too, didn't you?

536
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,401
It wasn't a big deal, Mom.
Um, it is a big deal.

537
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,236
What is wrong with you?
Why are you fighting?

538
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,955
Relax, okay?

539
00:32:20,956 --> 00:32:22,673
There's nothing wrong with him,
there's not a scratch on him.

540
00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:24,274
He's looking good,
he's walking tall.

541
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,644
I taught my son not to act
like that.

542
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,414
Well, apparently he does,
and he wins.

543
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,083
Give me some.

544
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,620
Mom, I'm fine,
and it won't happen again.

545
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,323
Can I be excused?
Where you going?

546
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,158
Meeting up with a friend.

547
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,060
Friends, singing in the chorus,
fighting...

548
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,528
you're not that cool, dude.

549
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,964
Get out of here, have fun,
enjoy your date.

550
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,465
Thanks. Thank you, Dad.

551
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,435
And try not to get in any
fights. See what I did.

552
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,571
Hold on a second. Why don't
you take the Alpha.

553
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,107
You're the best, Dad!

554
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,742
I am the best.

555
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,645
What?

556
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,754
Okay, where are we going?

557
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:15,092
If you could do anything
in the world, right now...

558
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,660
what would it be?

559
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:22,132
I would... ride a Ferris wheel.

560
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,369
Really?
Yeah, mm-hm.

561
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,071
Why?
I love Ferris wheels.

562
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:32,309
I've loved them ever since
I was a little girl.

563
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:37,080
Well, you're in luck. I just
happen to know where one is.

564
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:44,354
<i>¶ I know that we will
last forever ¶</i>

565
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,257
Oh, oh, no.

566
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,397
Oh my god!
You like it?

567
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:57,434
Oh, my god, this is so good.
Where did it even come from?

568
00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:02,773
One night only... and it's all
for us.

569
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,174
Come on.

570
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,644
This is too good.

571
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,112
Hello.

572
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,781
Well, hi.

573
00:34:10,783 --> 00:34:12,616
Right this way.
Thank you.

574
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,317
Thanks.

575
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,525
This feels right.

576
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:27,397
Whoo!
Yeah!

577
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,371
Yeah!
This is so cool.

578
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,539
Yeah, it is.

579
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,307
Everything you wanted?

580
00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,242
Oh, this is like...
this is the dream...

581
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,211
I'm obsessed with this.

582
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,247
Oh, yeah.

583
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,083
Hey, how do you like singing
with our chorus?

584
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,751
I like it.
Yeah?

585
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,654
I just wish we were singing
something more... now.

586
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,256
Yes.
Or at least 2003.

587
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,759
Mm-hm. Mr. Moody plays
it so safe.

588
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,628
It's probably why Hayden
has never won the Slam.

589
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,330
Hm.

590
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,133
Man, it would feel so good
just to win one time.

591
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:11,208
We're gonna win the Slam
this year... I promise.

592
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,186
This is the perfect fall night.

593
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,524
I've never seen fall before.
No.

594
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:28,725
I'm from Huntington Beach.

595
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,193
Well, you are in for a treat...

596
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,629
because nothing beats
New England falls.

597
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,633
Have you ever heard of the
Heavenly Pursuit?

598
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,401
What's that?

599
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,872
Okay, well, autumn is the time
of year that the moon...

600
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:45,242
after pursuing the sun since
spring, finally catches up...

601
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:48,378
to her, but then he out
distances her...

602
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,314
and the whole pursuit begins
again.

603
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,284
It's kind of like two lovers
who lose one another.

604
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:57,220
But his love is so powerful...

605
00:35:57,222 --> 00:36:01,391
that he spends his entire life
trying to find her.

606
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,260
That sounds kinda tragic.

607
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:09,766
Yeah, I know, I'm a total sucker
for a tragic love story.

608
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,335
But I think every girl
wants a moon.

609
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,539
Yeah.

610
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:27,951
This has been the coolest night.

611
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,619
Yeah.

612
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,761
I don't get it.

613
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,663
I've lived here my whole life
and no one even knows who I am.

614
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:40,964
Come on, that's not true.

615
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,732
Hi, Liza.
Who are you?

616
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,268
Lonnie Gregory, your next door
neighbor for the past 17 years.

617
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,204
Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.

618
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,940
Course not, hey, thanks for not
inviting me to your Sweet 16.

619
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,876
It was beautiful from what I saw
from the window anyways.

620
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,377
But that's what I mean, you.

621
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,979
You show up four weeks ago...

622
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:59,349
and now your life is like this
amazing fairy tale, right?

623
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,984
I keep thinking about it...

624
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:04,221
it's a little annoying,
actually, but in a good way.

625
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,456
Okay, Lonnie, I have to tell
you something.

626
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,593
But you gotta promise me that
you won't tell anyone. Promise?

627
00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:12,262
Yeah, not even Mom.
You sure? You talk a lot.

628
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:13,663
I know I talk a lot,
just tell me.

629
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,433
Okay, okay, I have a magic app
on my phone...

630
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,402
and whatever I post on it...
comes true.

631
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:24,608
I'm sorry, what? What?
It's insane.

632
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,644
Oh my god, I have the same app,
I thought I was the only one.

633
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,412
Really?
Yeah, no, dude!

634
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,981
Come on, you lost your mind.
Lonnie, I'm telling the truth.

635
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,716
Okay, fine, if that was even
a possibility...

636
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,252
which I'm not saying that it is,
how would that even work?

637
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,488
I'll tell you, okay,
so my phone broke...

638
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,756
so I took it to the mall
to this bearded dude.

639
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,991
Bearded dude?
Bearded dude.

640
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,559
He gave me a new phone
with this app...

641
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:43,827
called YOUniverse on it.

642
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,595
The universe is always
eavesdropping.

643
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,298
There's this unicorn and if the
unicorn posts a tweet...

644
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,735
in the woods and then deletes
the tweet, does it make a sound?

645
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:55,972
Oh, man, you Californians, okay.

646
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,341
I'm not crazy. I'm telling you
the truth.

647
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,278
It does sound crazy, because
it's bullshit, all right?

648
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,879
Lonnie!

649
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,648
Look, if anyone understands the
need for fantasy, it's me.

650
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,984
I mean, I spend more of my time
on Azeroth than I do on earth.

651
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,819
But I don't go around trying
to convince people...

652
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,521
that I'm Archmage Khadgar
the Wizard.

653
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,423
Maybe you guys do things
differently in California.

654
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,959
Maybe it's the avocados, maybe
it's the stuff...

655
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,627
everyone's smoking, you know
what I'm saying?

656
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,496
But we don't do things
like that, no one...

657
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,930
What is that?

658
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,899
This is a gift. This is my
favorite skateboard.

659
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,468
Cool.
And I want to give it to you.

660
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,404
What?
I want you to have it.

661
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,773
It's for you, come on.
That's so awesome.

662
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,811
That's the nose, that's
the tail, and those two bolts...

663
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,613
are what you stand on.

664
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,414
Oh, I don't know, my ankles,
remember? It's the height.

665
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,849
Lonnie.
I'm afraid of heights.

666
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,318
Get on the board.

667
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,853
Okay, here I go, um...

668
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,323
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

669
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,891
You smell like avocados.
You smell so good.

670
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,960
What do you put in your hair?
It's my hair's just...

671
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,829
You're good.
It's so high up here.

672
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,631
Does anybody get a nose bleed?
You're gonna be fine, Lonnie.

673
00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,366
How high up are we right now?
An inch.

674
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,100
An inch, that's a lot. Just...
what do I do now?

675
00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,837
You kick back and enjoy
the ride.

676
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,672
Oh, my god, I'm getting light
hands, because it's so hot.

677
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,973
Whoa, whoa! What's going on!?

678
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,875
I'm not doing anything.
Why is it taking off?

679
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,812
Whoa, I'm actually skateboard...
get out of the way!

680
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,414
Look at me!

681
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,121
Whoa, whoa...

682
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,396
Look at you rip, doggie!

683
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,565
Yeah!

684
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,133
Is that Grimace?

685
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:34,003
It's me, Lonnie, you don't know
my name, that's okay.

686
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,807
<i>¶ Can't you hear what I say ¶</i>

687
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,810
<i>¶ Just get out of my way ¶</i>

688
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,851
Watch this.

689
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:52,055
This is the coolest thing I've
ever done! Like, by far!

690
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,691
It's the best day of my life!

691
00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:59,696
Lonnie! Lonnie!

692
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,432
Lonnie! You all right, man?
How many fingers?

693
00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,633
You have fingers.

694
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,569
Come on, let's get you up.

695
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,504
You gotta watch what you're
eating... I mean, going.

696
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,739
What do you think you're doing?
You could've seriously hurt him.

697
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,609
It's not my fault he's fat
and uncoordinated.

698
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,712
Yeah?

699
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:20,150
Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you try it?

700
00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:22,585
Or are you just some pussy
in a letter jacket?

701
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,861
Look at me, I'm riding
a skateboard.

702
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,630
What are you doing?
Who's the pussy now, blondie?

703
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,965
Watch this.
It's so easy.

704
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:39,035
Whoa... what? Whoa, slow down.

705
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,471
Yo, what is going on?
Yo, guys, stop this.

706
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,908
Yo, Oliver! Dude, hey, dude!

707
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,544
Stop, stop! Move back away!

708
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:02,559
Aren't you going to study
for the Spanish test?

709
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,311
I'm just gonna wing it.

710
00:41:04,312 --> 00:41:06,062
Okay, wow, you know, you are
the only person I know...

711
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,797
that never studies and gets
all A's.

712
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:13,203
You write music?
Oh, it's nothing.

713
00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:15,505
Sing something for me.

714
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,973
No.

715
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,675
Okay, shut your face,
it's not happening.

716
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,444
Dani, I don't know!

717
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,111
I've never heard of the game
Truth or Dare before!

718
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,647
What are you doing?
My mom will hear you.

719
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,816
Dani, what are you doing?
Kyle, stop it!

720
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,117
Dani, what's going on up there?

721
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,053
Nothing, Mom! Nothing!

722
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,923
Stop it. You're a freak.

723
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,625
Get over there.

724
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,663
If you so much as roll your
eyes, I swear I'll murder you.

725
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,700
All right, cross my heart
and hope to die.

726
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,505
Drowning?

727
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,840
Mm-hm, yes, I know, it sounds
a little morbid...

728
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,675
but it's really just
a conversation...

729
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,611
between two people falling
in love.

730
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,881
Yeah, leave it to me to write a
song that sounds like a eulogy.

731
00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,083
Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
you gotta sing it for me.

732
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,585
No, Kyle, no, you know I'm not...
Just a few verses, please?

733
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:05,021
Just a few verses, that's all
I'm asking for.

734
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,223
Agh.

735
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:22,705
¶ Seems like the love songs
have got it all wrong ¶

736
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,074
¶ I thought I would fly ¶

737
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:31,681
¶ And it's getting darker
the further we fall ¶

738
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:35,151
¶ And I'm feeling high ¶

739
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,186
That's great... here.

740
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,091
I think I got it.

741
00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:45,862
Okay.
Keep singing.

742
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:49,999
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶

743
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:54,837
¶ I thought you'd be fine
and it felt so good ¶

744
00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:59,842
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶

745
00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:05,014
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶

746
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:14,791
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶

747
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:23,132
¶ My heart's at ease ¶

748
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:26,069
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶

749
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:32,041
¶ Drowning in your love ¶

750
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,884
Oh!

751
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,153
That was bad, let me
try it again.

752
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,889
Oh... so close!

753
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,375
¶ Now I've heard there
was a secret chord ¶

754
00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:09,178
¶ That David played
and pleased the Lord ¶

755
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,249
¶ But you don't really care
for music do you ¶

756
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,751
Wait, guys, guys, hold on.

757
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,720
Hold up. What is it now,
Pavarotti?

758
00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,256
Mr. Moody, Dani and I have been
working on something...

759
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,659
that we'd love to show you.
Kyle, what are you doing?

760
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,193
Kyle, I've been doing
this a long time.

761
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,129
I think I know what song
is going to work.

762
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,064
I know, but Dani wrote this song
and it's tight, Mr. Moody...

763
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,399
just hear it out.

764
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,000
I'm sure it's very 'tight'.

765
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,003
It's just that this song
has a significance for me.

766
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,405
Why?

767
00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:37,006
Because I sang it once.
What for?

768
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,841
Mr. Pookins.
Who's Mr. Pookins?

769
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,877
My cat.
You sang a song for your cat?

770
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:45,448
My dead cat, he died,
I sang it at his funeral.

771
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,216
Sorry.

772
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,718
It was a suicide.

773
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:53,122
Can we just play the song
for you once, please?

774
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,290
You won't regret it.

775
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,460
Do the short version.
Yeah.

776
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,733
You got this.

777
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:15,978
¶ The ocean is heavy
your current is strong ¶

778
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:22,151
¶ You're pulling me deeper
been here all along ¶

779
00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:28,424
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶

780
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:32,829
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶

781
00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:37,433
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶

782
00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:42,171
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶

783
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,807
I can not believe Mr. Moody is
letting us perform our song.

784
00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,944
Our song? It's your song,
I just helped.

785
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,479
<i>ANNOUNCER
Tonight's the night...</i>

786
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,013
<i>Hawks hockey season opener,
be there, 7:00PM.</i>

787
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,982
What is with the hockey
insanity?

788
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,884
First game of the year
is tonight.

789
00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,420
What's even worse is the biggest
game of the season...

790
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,288
is the same night as the Slam.

791
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,491
I'll be so surprised if anybody
even shows up.

792
00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:03,159
Hey, you all should
go to the Slam!

793
00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:04,861
I'm telling you, if not,
you're gonna miss out...

794
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:06,362
and you're gonna have to watch
it on YouTube.

795
00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:08,531
Yeah, go!
I'm telling you.

796
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,434
You know, nobody but you
could've got me...

797
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:16,873
to share my music, thank you,
I'm happy I met you.

798
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,975
I'm kind of happy I met you.

799
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,810
You're so dumb.

800
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,351
I gotta go to class, bye.

801
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,888
Bye!
Later, gator.

802
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,258
Jesus.
Isn't that sweet?

803
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,493
The lady and the tramp were
about to have their first kiss.

804
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:39,162
What's with you, Massey?

805
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:42,398
I Google Chrome-d you... and
there's not a single mention...

806
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,067
of you singing anywhere
before you came to Hayden.

807
00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:48,271
Something about you stinks,
and I'm gonna figure it out.

808
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:51,307
And then I'm gonna stuff
and mount you.

809
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,815
All I'm saying is be careful...

810
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,017
things are rarely what
they appear to be.

811
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,052
Take my girlfriend from
Honduras...

812
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,987
the bikini model, Guadalupe?

813
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,957
She turned out to be Phil
from Cleveland.

814
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:12,461
Yeah, I got Catfished...
without the TV show!

815
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,163
What are you getting at?

816
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,864
I'm sayin we don't know anything
about this bearded dude.

817
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,567
I mean, what if he turns out
to be some kind of like...

818
00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,368
you know, master of dark arts.

819
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,237
Look, anything that got my
family back together...

820
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,773
can't be bad.

821
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:26,308
Yeah, speaking of family, um,
it's my birthday Saturday...

822
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,978
and every year, we go to my
favorite place.

823
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,346
It's a Greek restaurant,
there's hummus...

824
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:31,547
and there's a belly dancer.

825
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,249
Hm.
Yeah, I took some lessons.

826
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:34,950
She asked me to leave,
but I'm wondering...

827
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,419
if you wanted to go, you could
go, it's gonna be lame...

828
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,321
you probably... no, forget it.

829
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,222
Lonnie, of course, I'm coming
to your birthday.

830
00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,342
I wouldn't miss it.

831
00:47:42,343 --> 00:47:44,460
Cool. All right, I'll just text
you all the deets and stuff.

832
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:53,936
That guy is such a douche.
Yeah, but he's Emperor Douche.

833
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:55,605
And you just joined the chorus,
so you're kind of like...

834
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,073
at the bottom of the barrel,
too, you know?

835
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,441
Jealous, Chorus Boy?

836
00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,427
No.
Hey!

837
00:48:01,428 --> 00:48:04,412
Oh, gettin' a little angry?
No one cares about Kyle Moore.

838
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:06,549
I own this school and there's
not a damn thing...

839
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:07,650
you can do about it.

840
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,219
Down... boy.

841
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,894
Jokes on him, this is how I eat
my mashed potatoes, so...

842
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,128
Somebody has to bring that guy
in check.

843
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,463
Yeah, somebody's gotta check
him.

844
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,365
It would be kind of cool
if you went out...

845
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:24,967
for the hockey team, though,
right, beat him at his own game?

846
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:28,070
Our own little miracle on ice.

847
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,172
That would be so rad, dude,
so rad.

848
00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:34,377
Yeah, it would.

849
00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,479
Let's go! Let's go!

850
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,048
Pass it!

851
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:47,423
Come on! What are you, girls?
Let's go!

852
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,992
Come on, get up, you push!
That's the best you got?

853
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,528
You skate like my sister.
Bring it in!

854
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,430
Two-on-two back check drill.

855
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,065
If we're gonna beat the
Bulldogs...

856
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,301
we gotta get this right.

857
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,303
Look who it is.

858
00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:03,339
Set it up!
Whoa.

859
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,647
Can I... can I help you
with something?

860
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,649
I want a try-out, Coach.

861
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,619
Try-outs are over, all right?

862
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,956
That's too bad. I'm way
better than Derek.

863
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:23,392
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's
a pretty big claim, son.

864
00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:28,698
Let's hope you can back that up.
The ice is yours.

865
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,300
Can't wait to see this.

866
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:46,148
No, YOUniverse, we're here to
play hockey. No, no, no, no!

867
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,087
Not again!

868
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:56,292
What are you doing?

869
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,697
Whoa!

870
00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:11,607
You can't even do that.

871
00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:17,213
I can't look away.
That is so beautiful.

872
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,288
Holy smokes!

873
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:36,165
That's not what I meant.

874
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,235
Well, kid, you're no Wayne
Gretzy, but guess what...

875
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,538
you made the team. Boys, meet
your new equipment manager.

876
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,709
All right! Play time's over.
Let's go! Set 'em up.

877
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,377
Nice one, Cali.

878
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:56,185
Wayne Gretzky. Why didn't
I think of that.

879
00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:59,121
All right, let's try this again,
shall we?

880
00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:10,433
Hey, bitches! Where you goin'?
I'm not done yet.

881
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:16,806
Okay, Frozen, let's see you
score on the goalie.

882
00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,407
Wreck him.

883
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,142
Get the ice packs ready.

884
00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:31,587
Get him!

885
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,296
Come on!

886
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:48,370
<i>¶ Like a boss
We are the wild beast ¶</i>

887
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:54,443
<i>¶ It's a bloody feast ¶</i>

888
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:59,648
<i>¶ Like a boss
We put you on the ice ¶</i>

889
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:06,622
<i>¶ Throw in the towel
You are the sacrifice ¶</i>

890
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:12,128
<i>¶ We are the warriors
We take the low road ¶</i>

891
00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:13,863
First line, get out there!

892
00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:17,366
Not you, Lowe, stay put.
How you feeling, baby?

893
00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,852
I could go all night.

894
00:52:19,853 --> 00:52:22,337
Well, then get out there and
take the face off! Jeez!

895
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,607
Come on! Come on! All right,
whoo!

896
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,780
How good is he?
Okay, Kyle!

897
00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:34,350
What are you doing? Why aren't
you out there?

898
00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,552
Let's go. Come on, boys!

899
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,561
<i>¶ I am your champion ¶</i>

900
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,633
<i>¶ You're a great survivor ¶</i>

901
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,705
<i>¶ You got my moves man ¶</i>

902
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,943
<i>¶ This kid's on fire ¶</i>

903
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:08,250
<i>¶ You can't get the message ¶</i>

904
00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:13,189
<i>¶ I'm writing your history ¶</i>

905
00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:18,561
<i>¶ Stand back as I roll up ¶</i>

906
00:53:18,563 --> 00:53:22,464
<i>¶ I owe your soul to the
sunshine ¶</i>

907
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:25,701
<i>¶ I am your champion ¶</i>

908
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,473
<i>¶ This kid's on fire ¶</i>

909
00:53:31,475 --> 00:53:38,847
Kyle, you're so cool!

910
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,516
Hey.
What up?

911
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:41,984
What are you wearing?

912
00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:44,253
It's pretty sweet, right?

913
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:47,323
You'll never guess, I just saw a
bunch of kids rocking my jersey!

914
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:49,458
Wow.
I can't believe it, it's insane.

915
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,627
You know, you missed rehearsal
this morning.

916
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,930
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

917
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,333
I couldn't sleep last night
after the game.

918
00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,118
But it won't happen again.

919
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,902
You know, I'm a little worried
you're not gonna have...

920
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,872
enough time for rehearsal now.

921
00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:04,840
You know that the Slam
is the same night as the game.

922
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:08,844
Dani, Chorus is way more
important to me than hockey.

923
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:10,312
I'll make it work.

924
00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:17,553
Dude! I got 2.000 likes
on my last Instagram post.

925
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,389
What? Every time I post
something, I lose followers.

926
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,458
Hey, so, my parents...

927
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,926
they are super stoked to meet
you Saturday.

928
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,828
Oh, yeah, I'm psyched to meet
them, too, man.

929
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,797
Yeah, this is funny, they
actually don't think you exist.

930
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,733
My dad sat me down the other day
and he was like...

931
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,434
"Is this 'Kyle' another
'Gary Wiggins'?"

932
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,203
Who's Gary Wiggins?

933
00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:35,971
He was my imaginary friend
when I was a kid.

934
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,473
Not anymore, because he moved
away...

935
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,025
he didn't leave a forwarding
address.

936
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,576
Anyway, my parents are super
excited that you're coming...

937
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:42,745
so I'm stoked for them to see
that you're real.

938
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:45,948
Moore!

939
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,950
What's up?! Good, man,
how are you?

940
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,487
Moore, come sit with us, my man.
We're celebrating tonight's win.

941
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:54,590
That's all right. I'll catch up
with you guys tomorrow.

942
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,208
No, no, go with them.

943
00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,825
No, I gotta go home anyways
and do some gaming.

944
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,029
I'm a gamer, so...
You sure?

945
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,431
Yeah, no, celebrate.
Cool.

946
00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:03,532
Yeah, go.
Okay.

947
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:04,733
Come on.
Yeah...

948
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,468
There he is.

949
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,372
So, where's Derek?

950
00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:11,674
Probably picking the splinters
out of his ass...

951
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,125
from sitting all game.

952
00:55:13,126 --> 00:55:14,575
The Zamboni saw more ice time
than he did.

953
00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:15,978
Can I get you anything?

954
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:18,080
Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger,
fries and a shake.

955
00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:22,985
Oh my god, Cassie, what are you
gonna name your food baby?

956
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:27,656
J-k, obviously, I'll just take
a stick of celery, please.

957
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,026
Hi.
Hi?

958
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,594
I'm Charlotte.
Yeah, I know.

959
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,580
Cool.

960
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,565
So how's it feel to be the guy
that everyone's talking about?

961
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,033
I don't know if that's true.

962
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,671
I bought a new perfume.
Do you want to smell me?

963
00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:49,878
Uh... yeah. I do, I mean, sure.

964
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,023
Do you like it?

965
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,124
I-I love it.

966
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,793
I'm not wearing any perfume.

967
00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,997
Cassie's having a party
this Saturday.

968
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,799
I am?

969
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:14,770
Oh, right, that party,
of course... I am.

970
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,772
Do you have plans?

971
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,408
Saturday, no, I don't
think so, no.

972
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,910
Well, now you do.

973
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,982
<i>¶ Tonight is the night
You know we gonna run ¶</i>

974
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:30,486
<i>¶ We do this all the time
All right tonight's the night ¶</i>

975
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,788
<i>¶ Yeah you know
I'm in the mood ¶</i>

976
00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,824
<i>¶ Yeah you know we shine so
bright tonight's the night ¶</i>

977
00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:38,460
<i>¶ You know that's how we do ¶</i>

978
00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:41,130
<i>¶ So Baby Girl come on take
flight tonight's the night ¶</i>

979
00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,665
<i>¶ Yeah you know we're coming
through ¶</i>

980
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:47,669
<i>¶ I'm ah make you feel
all right tonight's the night ¶</i>

981
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:49,438
<i>¶ Hey yo step up on the scene ¶</i>

982
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,174
<i>¶ Gotta stay fresh so fly
super clean ¶</i>

983
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,783
What's up, man?

984
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,984
Where you been, bro?
Everyone's out back.

985
00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:03,819
Come on, let's go, let's go.

986
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:11,794
My man! Hey, you look thirsty.
Let's go.

987
00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:13,896
No one told me it was
a costume party.

988
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:15,697
Don't worry about it, bro.

989
00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:19,034
Boys! The man of the hour
has arrived!

990
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:25,641
To hockey! One-timers, slap
shots and kick saves!

991
00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:29,678
Bone crushing hits that send
opponents to their graves.

992
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,214
Hat tricks, power plays and
crosschecks.

993
00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:35,217
Hayden Hawks hockey, it's better
than sex!

994
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,220
Drink up, boys.

995
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:46,795
It's the golden boy,
the king of the ice.

996
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:50,532
Just remember, ice breaks,
and when it does...

997
00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,601
all these people are gonna do...

998
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:57,105
is hold your little, blonde hair
under the water.

999
00:58:01,946 --> 00:58:03,512
Don't worry about that.

1000
00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,180
He's just sore 'cause Charlotte
cut him loose.

1001
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,849
Charlotte broke up with him?

1002
00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:10,619
OMG. Are you gonna pay any
attention to me tonight or what?

1003
00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:12,120
Hey, Cassie, sick party.

1004
00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:18,227
Do you like my costume?
I'm a very naughty brave.

1005
00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:22,598
Of course, I like it...
I wore it last year.

1006
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,766
I don't remember th...

1007
00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:27,936
Want to go for a walk?

1008
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,538
Yeah.

1009
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:37,212
Damn, he just made Derek
disappear.

1010
00:58:47,258 --> 00:58:48,857
What?

1011
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,259
We thought you were over this.

1012
00:58:50,261 --> 00:58:52,761
Kyle is real, Mom! Okay?

1013
00:58:52,763 --> 00:58:54,997
He's not another Gary Wiggins!

1014
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,634
Of course, he's not.

1015
00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:04,840
So, you break up with Derek?

1016
00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,642
I think we just grew apart.

1017
00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,278
I'm extremely driven, and I want
the best of everything...

1018
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,246
life has to offer, and Derek,
well...

1019
00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,981
he seems to be skating
backwards.

1020
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,150
I have over five million social
media followers.

1021
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:17,286
I take more AP classes
than anyone else.

1022
00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:19,621
And I'm a state champion tennis
player.

1023
00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:23,825
I don't even like tennis,
it's boring. What about you?

1024
00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:25,761
Do you want the best of
everything life has to offer?

1025
00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:29,631
Yeah, yeah, I guess, I do.

1026
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,934
Well, you're on your way.

1027
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:37,673
You have the looks, the grades,
the popularity.

1028
00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:42,044
You're just missing one detail.

1029
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,612
What's that?

1030
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,915
Me.

1031
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,818
Without me, you'll be idolized.

1032
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:53,055
But with me, you'll be deified.

1033
00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:58,293
So, do you want me, Kyle?
Because I want you.

1034
00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:04,166
Sorry. Oh, no! I totally forgot.
I gotta go, I'm so sorry.

1035
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:08,003
Kyle... our lives are made up
of seemingly simple decisions.

1036
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:13,375
This decision, right here,
right now, is one of yours.

1037
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:17,212
So you have to ask yourself...

1038
01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:24,086
do you want to be a god
or don't you?

1039
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,943
Dani! Dani, wait!

1040
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,812
Sorry.

1041
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,215
Hey, are you okay?

1042
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:55,083
You know, that was a really cute
picture Charlotte posted...

1043
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,952
of the two of you, at least,
I think it was you.

1044
01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,187
You know, I couldn't quite
tell...

1045
01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,421
because she was practically
swallowing your face.

1046
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,591
I was gonna tell you, th...

1047
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,760
Why? We're just buddies.
You don't owe me anything.

1048
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:11,099
I'm happy for you, Kyle,
you're the new Derek.

1049
01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:16,204
Hey! Hey! I'm still me.

1050
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:19,941
Are you sure about that?

1051
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,714
Lonnie. Lonnie!

1052
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:29,851
Moore! Yeah, baby, let's go!

1053
01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:35,824
Come on, now, kid!
Moore, wake up!

1054
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:38,360
I've seen better hands
on a clock!

1055
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:42,764
Now get your head out of your
backside! Skate!

1056
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,267
Oh, come on!

1057
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,440
Congratulations, boys...

1058
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:53,909
that was the worst practice
we have ever had!

1059
01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:00,415
What's up, Grimace?
Do it, Grimace.

1060
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,424
Hey.
What do you want?

1061
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,760
Look, I'm sorry I missed your
party, all right?

1062
01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:14,463
You embarrassed me. I thought we
were friends.

1063
01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:17,933
We are. Look, you don't have
to be the person...

1064
01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,835
people pick on anymore.

1065
01:02:19,836 --> 01:02:21,736
You want to go on your magic app
and change me, too?

1066
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:28,276
Yes! Yes, you can be whoever,
whatever you want.

1067
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,912
We can rule the school together.
We can do whatever.

1068
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:34,416
I am who I want to be.
You're the one who changed.

1069
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:38,253
You know what? You, and that
thing... that's a virus.

1070
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,790
You've catfished yourself.

1071
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,873
<i>MAN
Alden residence.</i>

1072
01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,509
Kyle Moore... here.

1073
01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:31,173
Hey... oh, no, Kyle.

1074
01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:32,407
What? What's wrong?

1075
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,209
You drove that old thing here?

1076
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,311
Charlotte, it's a classic
Alfa Romeo.

1077
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:39,181
Hide it and take it around the
back and park it with the help.

1078
01:03:48,926 --> 01:03:51,827
Say something.

1079
01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:55,864
So, Mr. Alden, Charlotte tells
me you're a lawyer?

1080
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,265
Where did you say you were
from again, Carl?

1081
01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:59,334
It's Kyle, Daddy.

1082
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,869
California, sir.

1083
01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:03,505
Sun-baked hippies. What does
your father do for work?

1084
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,574
He was a professional
skateboarder.

1085
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:08,844
Professional... skate...
boarder.

1086
01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:11,213
But now, well, he's an
entrepreneur.

1087
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,349
Entrepreneur, that's a fancy
word for 'unemployed'.

1088
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,288
Kyle just got named captain
of the hockey team.

1089
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:23,358
Brutish sport. I'm going to cut
to the chase.

1090
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,393
You're a nice looking,
young man.

1091
01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:28,864
But the truth is, you're just
not one of us.

1092
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,866
Daddy, he's the most popular
boy at school!

1093
01:04:30,868 --> 01:04:33,368
It's for the best, trust me,
poopy.

1094
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,936
Dad!
Can I use the bathroom?

1095
01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:37,038
Masterson, show the boy
to the washroom...

1096
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,342
and make sure he doesn't
steal anything.

1097
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:44,212
Now, poopy, don't pout,
you'll give yourself wrinkles.

1098
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:48,650
Not one of you, huh?

1099
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,926
Let's see what you think
of me now.

1100
01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,096
So, how are we doin' in here?

1101
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:04,099
Kyle! I was starting to miss
you, son. Weren't we, Pet?

1102
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,034
We certainly were.

1103
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,570
Daddy? Are you feeling okay?

1104
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,105
Never been better.

1105
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:14,342
And Kyle, call me Dutch,
Mr. Alden sounds so stodgy.

1106
01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,312
Well, Dutch, you are a bit
'stodgy'.

1107
01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:21,149
To be honest, I don't know
how Kathy puts up with you.

1108
01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:31,293
You son-of-a-gun.

1109
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,028
You're terrible.

1110
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,330
He's so awful, it takes me
three of these...

1111
01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,198
just to get through dinner!

1112
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:43,238
She's plowed 24/7. I'm so awful,
I can't stand to be around me!

1113
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,674
Just trying to get away
from myself.

1114
01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:50,245
Hey, Masterson, can you stand
me? Be honest. He hates my guts!

1115
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,715
I think it's time for dessert.

1116
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,685
Kyle, would you give me a hand
in the kitchen?

1117
01:05:56,687 --> 01:05:58,420
I'd love to.

1118
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,091
Look.
Enough of that.

1119
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:06,995
You're the greatest. Now there's
a real man.

1120
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,966
Mm, smells good, what's cookin',
Kath?

1121
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,604
You and me.

1122
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:19,274
Mrs. Alden, what are you doing?

1123
01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:23,611
Let's run away together,
far, far away from here.

1124
01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,714
Uh, your husband's in the
other room.

1125
01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:29,284
I love you. You need someone
more flexible.

1126
01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,753
I was a ballerina, you know.

1127
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:33,688
That's great, whoa!

1128
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,256
Oh, I like that game.

1129
01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,225
This is out of control.
This needs to stop right now.

1130
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:41,296
I'm totally out of control
and I don't give a damn!

1131
01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,331
Hi, Pet.
No, no, no, stop!

1132
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,400
Hey!

1133
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:52,607
Come to me, my little pet.
Come to me!

1134
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:56,044
Mrs. Alden, chill!
Just don't ever say no.

1135
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,712
Stop! Stop!

1136
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:01,783
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, baby!

1137
01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,586
More... what?

1138
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,700
Okay. Come on, don't do this
to me, YOUniverse!

1139
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,236
YOUniverse, come on, what are
you doing?

1140
01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,272
Kyle! Come back, Kyle!

1141
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:29,177
Take me with you!
Oh god!

1142
01:07:29,179 --> 01:07:30,712
Take me to Paris!

1143
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:32,047
Oh, you didn't!

1144
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,782
Wear berets!
Oh, goodness!

1145
01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,085
Frère Jacques! Frère Jacques...

1146
01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,222
Send me nudes!

1147
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,660
Wait up, wait up, two minutes!

1148
01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,232
What?

1149
01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:56,071
Uh, excuse me, ma'am?

1150
01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,672
Excuse me, have you seen the
Bearded Dude?

1151
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,507
Could you be a little more
specific?

1152
01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,810
Real weird, makes bird noises...

1153
01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:06,548
he had a kiosk over here
and he sold phones.

1154
01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,283
Are you sure you're in the
right mall?

1155
01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:09,784
Because we don't allow sales
carts in here.

1156
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:12,220
Yes, I'm in the right mall.
I've seen him here twice!

1157
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,489
Sir, are you under the
influence?

1158
01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,157
I'm not even old enough
to drink.

1159
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,192
I need the YOUniverse app!

1160
01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:21,629
Sorry.

1161
01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,854
Maxi? What's going on?

1162
01:08:45,856 --> 01:08:47,455
They're fighting again.

1163
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,190
And I know you didn't
get that job.

1164
01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:51,826
It fell through,
I mean seriously...

1165
01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:54,262
what do you want me to do,
put in an application...

1166
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,197
at the local coffee shop?

1167
01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,832
Let me tell you something...

1168
01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,466
that's never gonna happen,
because that ain't me, babe.

1169
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:03,638
I did not ask you to come here,
but you came here on your own.

1170
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,274
I don't why. Do you want
it to work?

1171
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,910
Show me that you're trying!
You need to be responsible.

1172
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,179
Don't come at me with
responsibility...

1173
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:12,480
you always do that.

1174
01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,749
Listen, I know about
responsibility, all right?

1175
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,684
Oh, do you?
Yes.

1176
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,670
Do you?
Yes.

1177
01:09:18,671 --> 01:09:20,655
You know, Kyle still thinks that
you wanted him...

1178
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:24,225
to live with you, and I pulled
him away from his dad...

1179
01:09:24,227 --> 01:09:28,196
and moved him across country,
because I'm a bad person.

1180
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:32,534
And I don't dare tell him
the truth, I don't dare...

1181
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:36,504
it would break his heart.

1182
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:40,441
I'm sick of covering for you
all the time...

1183
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:42,644
I'm sick of being the
bad person.

1184
01:09:55,859 --> 01:10:00,895
Who took a dump in Anthony's
trumpet? Nobody?

1185
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:04,532
Because that's what it sounded
like. So let's try that again.

1186
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,201
One, two, three...

1187
01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,671
¶ You took on the love
and played the fool ¶

1188
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:14,742
¶ I found there's no getting
over you ¶

1189
01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:19,714
All right, the only problem
I have with what you just did...

1190
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,916
is that it sounded terrible.

1191
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,719
You know what?

1192
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,521
Whatever's going on between you
two, figure it out, fast.

1193
01:10:28,758 --> 01:10:30,258
All right, from the top,
here we go.

1194
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,859
I'm sorry. I can't do this.

1195
01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:35,663
You can't do it? It's your song.
You wrote it!

1196
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:38,533
You're gonna have to do
it without me.

1197
01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:47,575
Wait. You shouldn't quit...
I should.

1198
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,944
No, no, no, actually, you
shouldn't quit, either.

1199
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,247
Neither should... stop quitting!
Everybody stop quitting!

1200
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:55,383
The Slam is in five days,
you can not quit, Kyle.

1201
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,353
I just did.

1202
01:11:17,007 --> 01:11:18,573
<i>PRINCIPAL KIM
All right, let's make some...</i>

1203
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:19,974
<i>noise, 'cause Coach Milligan...</i>

1204
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:25,513
<i>and our undefeated,
hot hockey team!</i>

1205
01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:31,386
Thank you. Thanks. We came in
second place last year.

1206
01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:34,389
One point shy of our first trip
to the state championship...

1207
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:38,293
in 20 long, agonizing years.

1208
01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:42,363
The last 365 days have been
very tough on coach.

1209
01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:45,566
I shed a lot of tears. My wife
and dog left me.

1210
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:49,637
I woke up one morning naked
in a chicken coop.

1211
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,540
And I might have killed a man.

1212
01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:58,945
But that is all in the past,
because tomorrow night...

1213
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,616
we get our first shot
at redemption. Yes!

1214
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:08,056
The reign of the Bulldogs
is over!

1215
01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:11,459
This is the year of the Hawks!

1216
01:12:15,398 --> 01:12:17,965
I would like to hand the stage
over to the captain...

1217
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:21,536
of our team and the man who is
gonna lead us all the way...

1218
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:25,840
to the Connecticut Cup,
Kyle Moore!

1219
01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:39,387
Wow, thanks, thanks so much.

1220
01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:41,656
It's been a fast and furious
ride ever since I got here.

1221
01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,692
Don't you mean fast and
fraudulent ride?

1222
01:12:56,773 --> 01:13:01,743
He's got you all believing he's
a singer, and a hockey player...

1223
01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:06,914
and worst of all...
a heterosexual.

1224
01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:13,054
But he's none of these things.
Not without his magic app!

1225
01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:18,426
He's got a magic app on his
phone that allows him...

1226
01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:21,596
to be whoever and whatever
he wants!

1227
01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:25,433
This boy you all worship
is a lie!

1228
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:31,038
You're an idiot! Boo!

1229
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,608
It's the truth! I'm telling you!

1230
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,477
Did you hear me? It's a magic
app! On his phone!

1231
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,812
All right, come on, let's go,
buddy.

1232
01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:42,650
He's a nobody! He's a... nobody!

1233
01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:47,855
Wait, wait, hold on, I gotta be
honest about some things.

1234
01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,957
It's true, four or five weeks
ago, I'd never played...

1235
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,693
a game of hockey in my life,
I never ice skated.

1236
01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:53,828
I've never even held a stick.

1237
01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,897
He's like the Roy Hobbs
of hockey!

1238
01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:58,533
No, listen to me. I don't
deserve any of this attention.

1239
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:01,202
I'm...
An incredibly modest superstar!

1240
01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:04,071
No! I'm trying to tell you!
I'm a fake, a phony!

1241
01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,173
I don't even know who I am...

1242
01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:07,008
A role model to everyone
here tonight.

1243
01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,109
Exactly!

1244
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,562
Unless we lose to the
Bulldogs...

1245
01:14:10,563 --> 01:14:13,014
and then he's dead to everyone
of us. Let's light this fire!

1246
01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,661
Kyle?

1247
01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:32,934
Dani... Dani, wait, please.

1248
01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:35,670
What do you want from me, Kyle?
You have everything.

1249
01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:38,573
You have the fame, the glory.
You even have the girl.

1250
01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,074
What more could you possibly
want?

1251
01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:43,744
I don't want any of it. This,
these clothes, this isn't me.

1252
01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:44,979
You know that.

1253
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,181
If I could take it all back
right now...

1254
01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,217
if I could erase everything,
I would.

1255
01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:52,787
Okay, then why don't you?
Because I... I can't.

1256
01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,689
You can't?

1257
01:14:56,559 --> 01:15:01,996
Look... everything Brian
said was true.

1258
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,065
There's this app and everything
I wish for comes true.

1259
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,200
And I wished that I could sing,
so I could get close to you...

1260
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,769
and then it happened, and then,
so did everything else.

1261
01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:10,738
And I... I wanna take it
all back, Dani...

1262
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,808
but there's nothing I can do.

1263
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:16,277
Let me just get this straight.

1264
01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:19,814
You've been a jerk,
because of an app?

1265
01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:20,948
I know it sounds crazy.

1266
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,285
You know what's even crazier?

1267
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:28,589
I wrote Drowning the day after
you took me on the Ferris wheel.

1268
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,579
Hey, can I have your autograph?

1269
01:15:51,581 --> 01:15:52,980
It's been a really long...

1270
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,653
Turn down for what!?

1271
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:18,906
You ready to get up?

1272
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,141
I'm not going to school today.

1273
01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,610
What now?

1274
01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,581
I just don't want to go.

1275
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,349
Well, that's not really
a reason.

1276
01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,785
You have to convince me
to let you stay home.

1277
01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:33,621
What is it? What's going
on with you?

1278
01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:43,364
I posted some things on social
media, and I've hurt people.

1279
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:47,835
And it all keeps getting worse,
and I've really messed up.

1280
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:57,745
Okay, well, when you mess up,
and you're gonna mess up...

1281
01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,747
the only thing you can do
is take ownership of it...

1282
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:02,383
and try to make it right,
that's it.

1283
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,652
It's like ripping off
a Band-aid.

1284
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:07,989
It's gonna hurt, but just
do it and it's done.

1285
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:12,893
And look, social media, that
stuff isn't real, you know that.

1286
01:17:12,895 --> 01:17:16,864
It's just everybody's highlight
reel of the stuff they want...

1287
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,133
you to see, it's all bullshit.

1288
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,770
It's bullshit with a filter
on it, to make it look pretty.

1289
01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:26,374
Let's eat. Get up!

1290
01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:33,080
Hey, Mom... you look really
pretty today.

1291
01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:36,917
Thank you... but you still
have to go to school.

1292
01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,092
Good morning, family, huh?

1293
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,828
What's for breakfast?
I'm starving.

1294
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,880
French toast.

1295
01:17:49,881 --> 01:17:51,931
French toast, sounds good.
Hey, you know what?

1296
01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:53,417
You and I ought to go down
to the park...

1297
01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,901
and do some skating today,
that's what we should do.

1298
01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:57,905
Well, how's that job going, Dad?

1299
01:17:57,907 --> 01:18:00,941
Wow, right out of the gates,
huh? Just...

1300
01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:06,247
Well, if you gotta know,
that one didn't pan out.

1301
01:18:06,249 --> 01:18:08,816
I gotta lot of good leads,
though, so don't sweat it.

1302
01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,918
More importantly, do we
got any powdered sugar...

1303
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,037
to go with that French toast?

1304
01:18:13,038 --> 01:18:15,155
Only Annie knows the answer.
Annie, talk to me!

1305
01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,224
Powdered sugar!

1306
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:19,760
Wait, Mom, sit down.

1307
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,699
You okay, killer? You're acting
a little weird.

1308
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:26,284
I'm fine.

1309
01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:27,868
But Mom's not getting your
breakfast today...

1310
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:32,106
or any other day, the free
ride stops right now.

1311
01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,241
What are you... what are you
talkin' about?

1312
01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,476
What's going on here?
Did I miss something?

1313
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,111
Did you say something to him?
Darryl.

1314
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,745
Clearly you said something
to him, he's all worked up.

1315
01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:39,814
Leave her out of this.
I didn't say anything.

1316
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,082
This is about you and me.
Is it?

1317
01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,850
Yeah.
All right.

1318
01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:45,086
Well, what is it about
you and me?

1319
01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:55,796
When Mom moved me away from you,
I was so angry...

1320
01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:58,733
and hurt, and alone.

1321
01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:02,870
She took me away from my best
friend, my hero.

1322
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:08,442
I would have done anything for
you to come back in my life...

1323
01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:15,483
but the truth is, you didn't
even want me.

1324
01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:18,185
You didn't even want me.

1325
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:22,857
I was so wrong, and I made Mom
go through hell because of it.

1326
01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:26,827
But Mom, Maxi and I, we deserve
somebody who wants to be...

1327
01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,097
with us, and you deserve
to live your life.

1328
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:35,002
As hard as that is,
I get it now.

1329
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:39,073
Maxi? You feel the same way?

1330
01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:45,079
Grampa, I know how you feel.

1331
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:47,515
All right.

1332
01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:53,888
I guess you're the man of the
house... congratulations.

1333
01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,857
I'm gonna go get my breakfast
elsewhere.

1334
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:10,805
Xing-fu, hey.
Hey.

1335
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,474
Xing-fu.

1336
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,444
Hey, Kyle...

1337
01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,281
I'm sorry for being
such a lousy, little sister.

1338
01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:23,450
I could do a lot worse.

1339
01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,874
Hi, Mr. Gregory?
Yes?

1340
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:50,110
I'm Kyle Moore, I just wanted to
drop by and say hello...

1341
01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,245
I'm Lonnie's friend.

1342
01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:55,950
Good god in heaven, you're real.

1343
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,886
Honey! Honey! Come quick!

1344
01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:00,387
What is it?

1345
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,490
This is Kyle, Lonnie's friend!

1346
01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:07,361
Did he put you up to this?
Is he paying you?

1347
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:11,298
No, Lonnie's really my friend,
to be honest...

1348
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,634
he's actually my best friend.

1349
01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:27,882
Hey, Lonnie.

1350
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,419
I gotta go, but it was great
meeting you guys.

1351
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,587
The pleasure's ours.

1352
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,991
Come back again! Soon! Please!

1353
01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:42,563
Lonnie! Wait up, man!

1354
01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:45,099
Leave me alone, Kyle.

1355
01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,401
Hey, don't push off with your
front foot, that's mongo.

1356
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,537
Don't tell me what to do.

1357
01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:53,908
Hey, so get this, I met this guy
in Cleveland...

1358
01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:56,043
says he's a bikini model
named Phil.

1359
01:21:58,681 --> 01:22:00,981
You're lucky you're
my only friend.

1360
01:22:02,985 --> 01:22:04,585
I'm back, buddy.

1361
01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,402
Kyle? Kyle! What are you doing?

1362
01:22:25,508 --> 01:22:28,108
If it isn't the prince
of popularity.

1363
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,245
What are you doing over here
with us lepers?

1364
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,947
You don't look so good, bud.

1365
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:36,317
Well, let's see, I lost my girl,
I lost my scholarships.

1366
01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:38,252
Coach demoted me to fourth line.

1367
01:22:38,254 --> 01:22:40,121
My friends want nothing to do
with me...

1368
01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:41,989
and now my dad's talking about
sending me to military school.

1369
01:22:41,991 --> 01:22:46,260
So yeah, life's great,
I'm doing fantastic.

1370
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,361
You got something on your face.

1371
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,495
I don't care.

1372
01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:51,365
What is Kyle doing with that
loser?

1373
01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:53,200
So gross.
I can't believe I dated him.

1374
01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:58,305
I can't believe I slept...
through third period.

1375
01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,444
LOL.

1376
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,746
Come on, Derek, where's that
clean cut, confident guy...

1377
01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:07,648
that I hated a few months ago?

1378
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,984
He's you now. I gotta go.

1379
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,087
Wait, wait, wait.

1380
01:23:13,089 --> 01:23:18,092
Look, man, this isn't me.
I don't want to be this guy.

1381
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,160
I want to help you get
on top again.

1382
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,329
I don't know what your game is,
all right, but if you're...

1383
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,365
looking to bury me some more,
give it your best shot.

1384
01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:29,036
There's no angle here. I just
want to make things right.

1385
01:23:32,308 --> 01:23:35,776
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶

1386
01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:40,214
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶

1387
01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,083
¶ Love your kiss your touch... ¶

1388
01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:47,021
Hold on, everybody. Hold on,
thank you.

1389
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:51,325
Dani... what's the matter,
honey, talk to me.

1390
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,694
I'm so sorry.

1391
01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:58,499
I'm sorry, it's the song,
it was written as a duet...

1392
01:23:58,501 --> 01:23:59,800
I don't think I can sing it.

1393
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:03,070
It's beautiful and you sing
it so well.

1394
01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,805
It just doesn't feel right
anymore.

1395
01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:10,811
Is there any way we could go
back to Hallelujah... please?

1396
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:20,454
Oh, my god, these girls with
their boy problems.

1397
01:24:20,456 --> 01:24:23,457
Okay, everybody, Hallelujah,
from the top.

1398
01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,125
All right,
you remember how that goes.

1399
01:24:25,127 --> 01:24:27,261
Horns, you want to get your
spittle out now...

1400
01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:30,664
so we don't have to watch
that later? Here we go.

1401
01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:39,139
Whoa... Charlotte, hey,
didn't see you stalking...

1402
01:24:39,141 --> 01:24:42,843
standing there.

1403
01:24:42,845 --> 01:24:44,845
Have you been ignoring me?

1404
01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:47,414
No, why would I be ignoring you?
No, I've just...

1405
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,582
You've been ignoring my texts...

1406
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,101
you've been ignoring me
at lunch.

1407
01:24:51,102 --> 01:24:53,619
You ignored me at the bonfire.
I will not be ignored, Kyle.

1408
01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:54,822
Shh!

1409
01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:57,224
Shut up! I will eat
your children!

1410
01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:58,725
Okay.

1411
01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:07,234
I don't want to fight you.
I just want to love you.

1412
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,442
I love you so much.

1413
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,412
We're gonna be together forever.

1414
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,747
Good luck at the game tonight.

1415
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:25,219
I'll be watching every
little step.

1416
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,555
Oh, my god.

1417
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,462
Let's go Hawks! Let's go Hawks!

1418
01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:46,507
<i>¶ Play to win
We got all this to lose ¶</i>

1419
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:53,914
<i>¶ Lay it all on the line
Reach for the stars ¶</i>

1420
01:25:53,916 --> 01:26:01,922
<i>¶ Look to the heavens
Waiting to give us a sign ¶</i>

1421
01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,595
<i>KYLE
So, that's the end of my story.</i>

1422
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,903
<i>Where it goes from here...
only the universe knows.</i>

1423
01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:25,279
<i>This my life now...
I have to live it.</i>

1424
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,750
<i>But, I'm gonna live it my way.</i>

1425
01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:32,553
<i>ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen...</i>

1426
01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:39,660
<i>please welcome... your very
own, number 17, Kyle Moore!</i>

1427
01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:55,609
How many goals you got in you
tonight, super star?

1428
01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:58,579
More than they do.

1429
01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,548
That's my boy! Go out there
and take the face off!

1430
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:06,987
Come on, now. That's my
boy, Kyle. You are my boy!

1431
01:27:06,989 --> 01:27:12,893
All right now,
let's play as a team! Okay.

1432
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,928
Yeah, boys, let's go, boys!

1433
01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:16,897
Let's win this face-off,
let's go!

1434
01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:30,911
Hey, Moore, I got your number
tonight. I'm gonna light you up.

1435
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:32,312
Let's see what you got?

1436
01:27:36,986 --> 01:27:40,354
That's my best friend.
That's my best friend.

1437
01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:43,624
I love you!
I love you, too!

1438
01:27:49,632 --> 01:27:51,298
Up! Up!

1439
01:27:55,638 --> 01:27:56,903
Look for the opening!

1440
01:27:58,474 --> 01:27:59,773
Nice.

1441
01:28:03,746 --> 01:28:07,281
Nice move! Move it up,
up the ice, up the ice.

1442
01:28:13,355 --> 01:28:14,554
No!

1443
01:28:18,761 --> 01:28:19,826
What the...

1444
01:28:24,366 --> 01:28:27,801
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1445
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,805
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

1446
01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,407
Yo, kid, where does it hurt?

1447
01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:36,227
It hurts right there where
you're touching it, ow.

1448
01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:39,046
Sorry, my bad. Listen... look at
me! I'm gonna tell you a story.

1449
01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,816
I once played with a broken
back, a broken pubis...

1450
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,385
a broken leg, an infected
urethra...

1451
01:28:45,387 --> 01:28:47,988
and one hell of an epic
hangover!

1452
01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:52,592
So you are gonna be fine!
Now help him up! Jeez!

1453
01:28:55,864 --> 01:28:59,433
Okay, he's good. He's okay!

1454
01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:03,036
I can't do it, Coach.
I can't do it.

1455
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:04,404
So that's a no? Or...

1456
01:29:04,406 --> 01:29:06,406
Don't make me do it, Coach.

1457
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,976
Get him off the ice.

1458
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:17,684
Why, God, why?

1459
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,024
Back to the chicken coop.

1460
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:25,826
Coach!
What?

1461
01:29:25,828 --> 01:29:27,828
Put me in.

1462
01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:29,029
Coach.
What?

1463
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,597
Stop crying.
I'm not crying.

1464
01:29:30,599 --> 01:29:32,666
Stop it. I'm gonna win this game
for us.

1465
01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:34,401
Coach!
Yeah.

1466
01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:35,602
Listen to me, put me in.

1467
01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,003
Okay.
Now.

1468
01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:40,807
Okay, you're in. Go get him,
kid! Go get him, kid!

1469
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:53,587
Get back out there, guys.

1470
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,623
I'll find you a doctor.

1471
01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:00,694
That was awesome. You totally
deserve an Oscar.

1472
01:30:00,696 --> 01:30:02,562
Have you thought about acting?
I wasn't acting.

1473
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,398
Oh, sorry, dude.
So, we gotta go.

1474
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,732
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Text my sister.

1475
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,033
Have everyone meet us
at the Slam.

1476
01:30:07,035 --> 01:30:08,969
Okay.

1477
01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:10,637
Dude, why'd you park there?

1478
01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,839
It's super cool!

1479
01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:19,546
I'm good.
What are you doing?

1480
01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,548
Just got excited.

1481
01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:32,459
¶ Crimson and clover
over and over ¶

1482
01:30:42,971 --> 01:30:45,138
Nice, Lonnie.

1483
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:48,975
Speed Racer. Wait! Wait up!

1484
01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:54,781
You'll have to get
through me first.

1485
01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:59,886
The Cutler High School band
and chorus.

1486
01:30:59,888 --> 01:31:02,122
All right, this is your
big moment.

1487
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:05,659
If you go out there and do what
you can do, you will fail...

1488
01:31:05,661 --> 01:31:08,929
because you're not ready
and you're not talented.

1489
01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:12,199
I am so nervous, I'm sweating
like a wino in a liquor store.

1490
01:31:12,201 --> 01:31:15,569
We're all gonna die. I have gas.
Is there a toilet...

1491
01:31:15,571 --> 01:31:18,505
Mr. Moody!
Oh, hello!

1492
01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,073
When are you gonna get the
message...

1493
01:31:20,075 --> 01:31:21,908
to stay away from my girl?

1494
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:27,214
Brian... you're gay...

1495
01:31:27,216 --> 01:31:29,816
and that's okay, just be
yourself.

1496
01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:41,261
Whoa!

1497
01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:43,063
Too soon?

1498
01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:45,799
But, I th... okay.

1499
01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:51,838
You're gonna need this.
Thank you.

1500
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:55,242
All right, go get 'em, man.

1501
01:31:55,244 --> 01:32:01,581
<i>Ladies and gentleman, next up,
our very own Hayden Hawks!</i>

1502
01:32:01,583 --> 01:32:04,885
Okay, kids, talent does what it
can, genius does what it must.

1503
01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:08,588
But you do what no one else
wants to do, go out there...

1504
01:32:08,590 --> 01:32:11,191
and stick to your guns, even
though they're not loaded.

1505
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,560
And remember, Mr. Pookins is
listening from heaven.

1506
01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:16,563
So a big meow for him.
Meow... but not too loud.

1507
01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:18,798
Meow.

1508
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,901
Let's go, come on.

1509
01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:41,321
¶ Now I've heard there
was a secret chord ¶

1510
01:32:41,323 --> 01:32:44,991
¶ That David played
and pleased the Lord ¶

1511
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:50,730
¶ But you don't really care
for music do you ¶

1512
01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:08,915
¶ The ocean is heavy
your current is strong ¶

1513
01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,984
Drowning, Drowning!

1514
01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:12,953
¶ You're pulling me deeper ¶

1515
01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:14,621
Come on.

1516
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,657
¶ Been here all along ¶

1517
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,330
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶

1518
01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:27,634
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶

1519
01:33:27,636 --> 01:33:31,671
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶

1520
01:33:31,673 --> 01:33:35,842
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶

1521
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:41,247
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶

1522
01:33:43,919 --> 01:33:48,321
¶ My heart's at ease ¶

1523
01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,924
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶

1524
01:33:50,926 --> 01:33:54,294
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶

1525
01:33:56,264 --> 01:34:00,400
¶ Seems like the love songs
have got it all wrong ¶

1526
01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:02,402
¶ I thought I would fly ¶

1527
01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:04,804
¶ No fly no fly ¶

1528
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:08,808
¶ And it's getting darker
the further we fall ¶

1529
01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:13,079
¶ And I'm feeling high
So high so high ¶

1530
01:34:13,081 --> 01:34:17,117
¶ I took on the lies
and played the fool ¶

1531
01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:21,688
¶ I found there's no getting
over you ¶

1532
01:34:21,690 --> 01:34:26,192
¶ And all of this time
I never knew ¶

1533
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:29,663
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶

1534
01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:38,004
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶

1535
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:44,444
¶ My mind's at ease
'Cause I'm drowning ¶

1536
01:34:44,446 --> 01:34:48,314
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶

1537
01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:53,253
¶ Oh don't you break
my heart now ¶

1538
01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:55,789
¶ Don't leave me wanting more ¶

1539
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:59,759
¶ Give me love
give me someone to hold ¶

1540
01:34:59,761 --> 01:35:03,296
¶ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ¶

1541
01:35:03,298 --> 01:35:07,400
¶ Oh no oh no ¶

1542
01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:12,072
¶ I'll never break your heart
You're one good looking boy ¶

1543
01:35:12,074 --> 01:35:16,242
¶ All I need is you
forever more ¶

1544
01:35:16,244 --> 01:35:19,846
¶ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ¶

1545
01:35:19,848 --> 01:35:23,216
¶ Oh no oh no ¶

1546
01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:28,722
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶

1547
01:35:31,793 --> 01:35:38,164
¶ My heart's at ease
'Cause I'm drowning ¶

1548
01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:42,168
'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶

1549
01:35:47,175 --> 01:35:49,242
¶ Drowning in your ¶

1550
01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:53,346
¶ Drowning drowning
drowning drowning ¶

1551
01:35:53,348 --> 01:36:00,754
¶ Drowning in your love
In your love ¶

1552
01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:07,427
¶ Messin with the stars
Drowning in your love ¶

1553
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,901
Thank you, Mr. Pookins...
meow.

1554
01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:19,472
Yeah!

1555
01:36:19,474 --> 01:36:21,274
What are you doing here?

1556
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:27,313
Dani, I know I hurt you.
I was an idiot, I'm sorry.

1557
01:36:27,315 --> 01:36:29,415
Can you forgive me?

1558
01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:38,091
Hey, take a bow!

1559
01:37:15,864 --> 01:37:17,530
I got my life back!

1560
01:37:19,034 --> 01:37:21,067
Dani, I got my life back!

1561
01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:37,116
That was so good!

1562
01:37:37,118 --> 01:37:39,185
Thanks.

1563
01:37:43,391 --> 01:37:47,527
Kyle? You're about as authentic
as a Mexican Prada handbag.

1564
01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:51,297
So this, we're done, okay?
Have a good life.

1565
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:55,201
Kyle!
Hey!

1566
01:37:57,005 --> 01:37:59,072
That was amazing, oh, my god.

1567
01:37:59,074 --> 01:38:00,406
You killed it.
I cried.

1568
01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:01,574
Thanks, Mom.
I cried.

1569
01:38:01,576 --> 01:38:02,942
That was pretty dope, dude.

1570
01:38:02,944 --> 01:38:04,611
I helped him, so he's
my best friend.

1571
01:38:04,613 --> 01:38:07,614
Wow.
What's Dad doing here?

1572
01:38:07,616 --> 01:38:10,383
Um, he just wants to say
goodbye.

1573
01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:12,485
Oh.
Go on.

1574
01:38:14,623 --> 01:38:16,256
I'm here.

1575
01:38:20,395 --> 01:38:21,594
Hey, killer.

1576
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:23,897
Hey.

1577
01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:26,199
That was some performance
in there. Holy cow!

1578
01:38:26,201 --> 01:38:28,835
Thanks.

1579
01:38:28,836 --> 01:38:31,470
So, look, I think I'm gonna
hit the road.

1580
01:38:31,473 --> 01:38:35,541
I just think it's the best thing
for everyone.

1581
01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:37,343
Take care of 'em.

1582
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,148
I will.

1583
01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,056
If you ever need anything...

1584
01:38:50,058 --> 01:38:52,158
I know, Dad.

1585
01:39:23,558 --> 01:39:25,959
You okay?

1586
01:39:25,961 --> 01:39:28,127
How could I not be?

1587
01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:31,297
Aw... group selfie!
Oh, Kyle, come here.

1588
01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:35,702
Everyone ready? On three, one,
two, three.

1589
01:39:45,213 --> 01:39:46,612
Hey, man.

1590
01:39:46,614 --> 01:39:48,448
Hey!

1591
01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,383
Hey, Kyle.

1592
01:39:50,385 --> 01:39:55,121
Hey, remember my neighbor?
She knows who I am now! What?

1593
01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:58,358
Hi, Kyle!

1594
01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:08,401
Dani, I just wanted to say,
whatever happens...

1595
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,041
... I'm happy I met you.

1596
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:20,446
Hey.

1597
01:40:22,417 --> 01:40:24,717
Hey.

1598
01:40:24,719 --> 01:40:27,620
I'm kinda happy I met you, too.

1599
01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:33,593
<i>¶ I get so tongue-tied
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1600
01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:40,033
<i>¶ Ooh baby all I know is that ¶</i>

1601
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:45,538
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1602
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,775
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1603
01:40:48,777 --> 01:40:54,380
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1604
01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:58,217
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1605
01:40:58,219 --> 01:41:05,525
<i>¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶</i>

1606
01:41:05,527 --> 01:41:12,298
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1607
01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:16,436
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1608
01:41:16,438 --> 01:41:21,541
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1609
01:41:21,543 --> 01:41:24,811
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1610
01:41:24,813 --> 01:41:30,483
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1611
01:41:30,485 --> 01:41:34,520
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1612
01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:39,425
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1613
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:43,196
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1614
01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:51,104
<i>¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶</i>

1615
01:41:52,674 --> 01:41:58,377
<i>¶ I get so tongue-tied
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1616
01:41:58,379 --> 01:42:04,217
<i>¶ Ooh baby
all I know is that ¶</i>

1617
01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:08,788
<i>¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶</i>

1618
01:42:08,790 --> 01:42:12,425
<i>¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶</i>

1619
01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:19,899
<i>¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶</i>

1620
01:42:23,538 --> 01:42:27,840
Hi, sorry to bother you,
if it's not too much trouble...

1621
01:42:27,842 --> 01:42:32,645
would you be able to fix my
phone? It doesn't, um, work.

1622
01:42:32,647 --> 01:42:35,882
You want to go to Vegas?

1623
01:42:35,884 --> 01:42:38,751
Uh, I should call my wife.

1624
01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:41,654
Yeah, your phone's broken.

1625
01:42:42,305 --> 01:42:48,194
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