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JAMIE NARRATING:
Isn't it funny
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how you can never
remember much about summer?
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♪♪
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It's kinda just like,
I don't know,
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a generic string
of happy memories.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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Like that feeling
when you leave
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on the last day of school
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and when your hands get sticky
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from ice cream
melting off the cone.
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Swimming with friends,
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sometimes with boys,
if you're lucky.
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Sleeping till 2:00.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Borrowing the car.
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When nothing significant
ever happens,
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it's very easy for
the days to melt together,
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passing slowly
like a lazy river.
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[DISTANT CHATTER]
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I can go tomorrow.
I can be back tomorrow.
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I'll be back tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Hey.
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Okay, will do.
I'll be in tomorrow, okay?
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[SIGHS]
She doesn't look too good.
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Where have you been?
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- Bathroom.
- And where is Dad?
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He's on a work call
right out there.
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I'm starving. Can you sit
and chitchat with Grandma
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until I get a salad
or something?
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- You want anything?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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- Wait, actually, wait.
- What?
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What if she, like, dies?
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She's not gonna die
while I get a salad.
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It's totally possible.
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You know what?
Text me.
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If she dies, text me.
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Don't say it so loud.
She'll hear you.
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SHIRA: She's not gonna die.
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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JAMIE: This was the summer
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I fucked up.
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♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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Jamie?
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Oh, yeah.
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Come here.
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Okay.
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I have to tell you something.
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Oh, Grandma, it's okay.
You look so sleepy.
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Shh.
Girl, it's important.
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This is something
you need to hear.
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I want you to know
you're going to heaven.
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Grandma, that's so sweet.
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No, you don't understand.
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I know this for a fact.
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Um, I'm not quite
getting what you...
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Well, your mother's
a dirty Jew.
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Oh.
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So when you were a baby,
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I had you baptized
without your parents knowing.
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Isn't that marvelous?
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It's... You don't have
to be afraid anymore.
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Afraid? Oh, my God.
What? Afraid of what?
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Well, of going to hell.
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Going to... Okay.
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Okay, yeah, um...
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I should probably get going.
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- Not yet, honey.
- Okay.
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There's just one more thing.
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One thing in this world
that you need to know,
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and no one's gonna have
the guts to tell you.
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I wish I had been
prepared for it.
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Learn how to give
a good blow job.
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Jamie, what happened?
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Are you okay?
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I'll tell you in the car.
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SHIRA: When did she even,
honestly,
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take her to get baptized?
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When she was, like,
watching her for a weekend,
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she took her
and dumped her in water?
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JAMIE: I didn't tell them
about the blow job part,
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for obvious reasons.
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I mean, I've never even
seen a real dick
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up close before.
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[GIRLS CHATTING]
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Oh, my God!
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ALL: Whoo!
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GUY: Baby, don't leave!
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JAMIE: I didn't see
what the big deal was.
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SHIRA: Because she is
half-Jewish.
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There's no way
you take that away.
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But faith or whatever?
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NED: She didn't indoctrinate her
into a cult, okay?
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- Didn't she though?
- Just Catholic.
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It just wasn't something
we talked about.
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Half of you
is still going to hell.
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You're fine.
You're not going to hell.
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By the way, bad half's
gonna have a real good time.
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You're welcome.
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♪ No matter how far we go ♪
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♪ Or how long the ride ♪
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♪ I want you
to always remember ♪
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♪ Love always comes on time ♪
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[BEEPING]
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SHIRA: I mean,
she just had to give me
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one last fuck you, right?
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You are blowing
this out of proportion.
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- She loves you.
- No, she does not love me.
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- Let's not be crazy.
- Okay, hey.
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She's dying.
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Cut her some slack.
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SHIRA: I'm sorry.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[RINGING CONTINUES]
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Hello?
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Is she dead?
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♪♪ [SOMBER]
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She wasn't though.
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And I know it's
an awful thing to think,
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but looking back,
kinda wish she had been.
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I don't have much time left.
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I've always wondered
what snapped inside her.
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What is that thing
that makes old people
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accept that they're gonna die?
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That invisible force
that completely deletes
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whatever filter
they had left.
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You were a very
difficult child, Hope,
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which is partly my fault
for having you so late.
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I mean, you'd cry and cry,
sometimes for days.
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Um, is there,
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is there a point
to this story, Mom?
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I used to lock you
in the downstairs coat closet
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till you wore yourself out,
just to get some peace.
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I've been carrying this
with me for years.
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I believe in my heart
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Dotty genuinely thought
she was helping.
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Yeah, and maybe I was just
practice for the main event,
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but that night
she decided to finish
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what she started with me.
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[INHALING]
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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You are a sweet boy, Dylan.
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Thank you.
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And you are clearly
a homosexual.
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- A what?
- I'm partly to blame.
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I should've sent you away
years ago.
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I think it would do you
and your mother some good
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if you went away
and got yourself fixed.
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Your life would be easier
in the long run.
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Will you do that for me,
Dylan?
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I never liked you, Shira.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, wait,
I knew you didn't like me.
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I think I knew
that was coming.
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This actually feels
really good.
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Oh, Ned, you're my baby.
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Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
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I have to tell you something
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that I should've told you
years ago when your father died.
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What is it, Mom?
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Well...
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I'm afraid that you
won't forgive me.
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Mom, there's nothing
that you can say
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that's gonna make me
love you less, okay?
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Okay.
[LAUGHS]
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Your father, George,
my late husband,
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well, he wasn't exactly...
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Wasn't exactly what?
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NED: Are you fucking kidding me?
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You knew this my entire life,
and you didn't tell me!
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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What is happening?
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Apparently our dad
is not my dad.
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Did you know that?
Did you know about this?
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- No!
- Who?
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It's some other guy.
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What the fuck is his name, Mom?
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Mom, what is he talking about?
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Wait, who is my grand...
Was it not Grandpa George?
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Herman Lawrence.
Herman fucking Lawrence!
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Okay, can we not swear
in front of Dylan?
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- Put your headphones on.
- Who is Herman Lawrence?
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Is he still alive?
Does anyone know if he's alive?
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Is it an Italian name?
Lorenz?
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I just wanna say this is
the kind of shit she pulls.
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- You're a cunt!
- Whoa!
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- She's lying!
- She is manipulative, okay?
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I'm sorry you had
to see it this way.
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Stop! Just stop!
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Shira, she is dying.
She is on her deathbed.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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What's a homosexual?
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What?
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[SUSTAINED BEEP]
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I had to get outta there.
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♪ That's the way we get by ♪
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♪ The way we get by
The way ♪
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♪ Well, that's the way
we get by ♪
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♪ That's the way we get by ♪
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Hey, March.
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March Jefferson
is one of those guys
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everyone else
only kind of knows.
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Yo, there's a party
at March Jefferson's.
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Wanna bounce?
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I'm March Jefferson.
You're in my house.
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Sick.
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His parents travel a lot.
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A fool.
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A fool.
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I met a fool in the forest.
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A motley fool,
a miserable world.
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As I do live by...
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He was in my Shakespeare class
last year.
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He'd try to make me laugh.
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Who laid him down
and basked him in the sun
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and railed on Lady Fortune
in good terms.
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It helped.
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Because whenever
it's my turn to perform, I...
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I clam up.
I can't function.
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My heart beats
a million miles an hour,
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and I just...
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I shut down.
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[HEART BEATING]
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I've almost forgot
the taste of fear.
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[WHISPERING]
God, she is so pathetic.
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- The time has been my senses...
- [LAUGHTER]
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- Get the fuck out.
- What?
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You heard me.
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Get... the... fuck... out.
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Right on time.
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No one else seemed
to get the memo, but you?
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You're on your shit, Winkle.
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That's me.
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- Did Emily leave?
- Hours ago.
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Where you been?
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Hospital. Grandma died.
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No shit. When?
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- Uh, like 30 minutes ago.
- No shit.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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Thank you.
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She just, you know.
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She kinda
hated it here anyway.
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Cincinnati?
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Earth.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't you need to, like,
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be with your family
or something?
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Yeah, they kinda have
a lot going on at the moment.
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I don't really think they even
noticed that I left, so...
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- Do you need some help?
- Uh, sure.
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Okay.
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Do you want a beer?
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Fuck yes.
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- How did I miss that?
- You suck.
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I'm out.
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The next one.
[LAUGHS]
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Aren't you ever, like, worried
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that your parents are gonna
find out about these parties?
262
00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:25,594
What are they gonna do?
I mean, really.
263
00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:28,196
If they come home and
some little thing is broken,
264
00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:31,467
they'll what,
take away my Xbox?
265
00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,936
God, I'm so jealous.
266
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,972
Like, okay,
if it were my parents,
267
00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:40,709
they would totally disown me
or send me away.
268
00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:42,612
Well, let me know
where you end up,
269
00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:44,516
so I can come visit.
270
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,951
[CHUCKLES]
271
00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:54,623
Do you wanna, like, go inside
and watch TV or something?
272
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,328
I've got the entire
DVD box set of Frasier.
273
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,563
Enticing, I know.
274
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,498
Um...
275
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,700
As friends.
276
00:15:04,702 --> 00:15:07,002
Oh, right. Um...
277
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:09,173
[PHONE RINGING]
278
00:15:12,576 --> 00:15:14,310
- Do you have to...
- It's just my dad.
279
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,646
But, um...
280
00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:19,317
I should probably just,
you know, get going.
281
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,922
Are you gonna be okay?
282
00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:25,988
Of course.
283
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,358
Do you want a ride?
284
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,594
Um...
285
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,728
Okay.
286
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:36,168
♪♪
287
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,017
Whoo!
288
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:57,320
♪♪ [ROCK]
289
00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:59,756
♪ This one-way love affair
ain't fair ♪
290
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,059
- Mom? Mom?
- ♪ It ain't no affair to me ♪
291
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:06,329
♪ It's all give and take
and you just take ♪
292
00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,729
- ♪ And I can't take it ♪
- What's going on?
293
00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:10,233
Jamie! Dance with me!
294
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,234
Here we go.
Listen to the words.
295
00:16:12,236 --> 00:16:15,470
♪ Me and my friends
will be just fine ♪
296
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,741
What's happening?
What are you doing?
297
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:21,310
- Am I not in trouble?
- Why would you be in trouble?
298
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:24,313
You're in trouble for not
dancing with me. Come on!
299
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:25,680
Okay. Okay, this is
the way we do it here.
300
00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:28,785
♪ You've done nothin' for me ♪
301
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,219
- Where's Dad, Mom?
- What?
302
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:32,488
Mom, where is Dad?
303
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,656
- Oh, where's your dad?
- Yes.
304
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:38,361
He's... He's gone.
He is not home.
305
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:40,563
Wait, what does that mean?
Where is...
306
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:43,398
Oh, you wanna know
where Daddy is?
307
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,634
- Yes.
- Well, he decided that tonight
308
00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:49,204
he had to leave
to go find his real dad,
309
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:52,441
and then the great news is
that he left me
310
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:56,112
to throw your Jew-hating
grandmother her funeral
311
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,713
by myself!
312
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,483
Dance with me.
♪ You've done nothing for me ♪
313
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:01,584
♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh ♪
314
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,618
- So...
- We gotta dance, girl!
315
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,688
Wait, wait, Dad's gone, Mom?
316
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,523
Yeah, he's way gone.
317
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:11,827
He is halfway around
the world, my friend.
318
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:14,630
You are not fun!
Do this, come on!
319
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,699
♪ Now you know
about everything ♪
320
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,468
[DOOR SLAMS]
321
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,335
VOICE: Your call
has been forwarded
322
00:17:20,337 --> 00:17:22,572
to an automated
voice messaging system.
323
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,307
NED: Ned Winkle.
VOICE: Is not available.
324
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,610
The mailbox is full and cannot
accept any messages
325
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:28,777
at this time.
326
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:29,748
Goodbye.
327
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,282
♪♪ [PIANO]
328
00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:36,451
JAMIE: "Everyone must leave
something behind when he dies,"
329
00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,520
my grandfather said.
330
00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:42,458
"A child or a book
or a painting or a house
331
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,728
or a wall built
or a pair of shoes made
332
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:46,895
or a garden planted."
333
00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:48,498
[BABY CRYING]
334
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,167
Something your hand
touched some way
335
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:54,202
so your soul has
somewhere to go when you die.
336
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,338
And when people
look at that tree
337
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,673
or that flower you planted...
338
00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:00,843
DOTTY: You're saved.
339
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,214
...you're there.
340
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,254
[BIRDS TWEETING]
341
00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:21,699
Ooh.
342
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,342
♪♪
343
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,367
Good morning, Catholic people!
344
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:34,269
- LUKE: Good morning.
- Oh, shit!
345
00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,805
I didn't think
that anyone was here.
346
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:37,875
I just...
347
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:41,410
The door must have
been unlocked.
348
00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:45,648
Yeah, I thought that was
kinda just a church thing,
349
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,283
you know, 'cause in movies
350
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:49,418
it seems like people
just wander in
351
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,953
and are like, "God, Jesus,
help me." I don't know.
352
00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,555
I'm gonna take
a wild guess and say
353
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,292
that you've never
been to church before.
354
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,793
Yes. Is Patrick...
355
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,527
I'm sorry, Father.
356
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:00,630
Father Patrick.
357
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,365
Yes. Is he around?
358
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,767
No, but you can talk to me.
359
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,370
Who are you?
360
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,771
Oh, my gosh, that was so rude.
I'm sorry.
361
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,907
That's okay.
I'm Luke. Hi.
362
00:20:11,909 --> 00:20:14,477
- Hi. Jamie.
- Nice to meet you.
363
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,679
I started here at the seminary,
364
00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:19,347
and Father Patrick's mentoring
me before I get ordained.
365
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:21,584
Oh. Um...
366
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,385
Congratulations.
367
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:24,522
Thank you.
368
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:32,295
So is there anything
that I can help you with?
369
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,396
I don't know.
370
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:37,365
It's kinda just been
a weird couple of days.
371
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,501
Are you here to confess?
372
00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:42,537
Well, I don't think I did
anything wrong.
373
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:43,605
That's good.
374
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,341
[LAUGHS]
375
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:49,077
Um, I guess I'm just,
I don't know.
376
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,514
I guess I'm just trying
to figure out
377
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:56,017
why this is such a big deal.
378
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,690
What, like religion
in general?
379
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,691
Is that the wrong question?
380
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,326
No, it's just, uh,
381
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,328
it's a very big question.
382
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,797
Yeah, I know, I know.
383
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,833
God, I must sound fucking
insane to you, honestly.
384
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:14,370
I just...
Oh, jeez, that was not...
385
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:18,507
Um, do you wanna go for a walk?
386
00:21:18,509 --> 00:21:20,809
If not, that's fine,
but, like, do you?
387
00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:22,611
- Yeah.
- Okay.
388
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,616
♪♪
389
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,661
JAMIE: I don't believe
in love at first sight
390
00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:41,630
or anything like that,
391
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:46,701
but I do believe in seeing
someone from across the room
392
00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:49,738
and knowing instantly...
393
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,009
that they're gonna
matter to you.
394
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:58,713
Luke gave me that feeling.
395
00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,716
I wanted to bite his lip.
396
00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:02,817
[LAUGHS]
397
00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:04,623
What's so funny?
398
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,690
We just haven't said anything.
399
00:22:08,692 --> 00:22:11,663
LUKE: Well, what do you
wanna talk about?
400
00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:22,841
What are you doing?
401
00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:26,445
Nothin'.
402
00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,411
[PUTTERING LIPS]
Nothin'.
403
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,148
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, it's just coffins...
404
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,615
- Hey, Mom?
- are a trigger...
405
00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,484
you know, small spaces...
406
00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:38,621
'cause being buried alive
is basically my biggest fear.
407
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,790
And now, thanks to
my dear mother, I know why.
408
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:44,526
- She was great, right?
- Yeah.
409
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:46,895
Your mother will rest
comfortably in the oak.
410
00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:48,797
And there are other options.
411
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:51,100
She's not gonna know if
it's a less expensive option.
412
00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:52,934
She's not even gonna know
if we rolled her in the dirt.
413
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,670
- Let's be honest.
- I don't disagree.
414
00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:55,938
I'm not saying let's
roll her in the dirt.
415
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,172
Have you seen the place
416
00:22:57,174 --> 00:22:58,974
that she wants
to have the funeral at?
417
00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:00,642
It's like the fuckin' Ritz
for dead people...
418
00:23:00,644 --> 00:23:03,978
- Mom!
- What? What do you want? What?
419
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,784
I wanna start going to church.
420
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,751
I'm going to, uh,
get the paperwork.
421
00:23:09,753 --> 00:23:10,786
Yeah.
422
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,688
What?
423
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:15,123
I don't know.
I wanna start going to church.
424
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,927
Clearly it was important
to Dotty.
425
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,228
- Oh.
- Why not give it a shot?
426
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,763
Just see what
the whole thing's about.
427
00:23:20,765 --> 00:23:22,832
Oh, just like
give it a whirl?
428
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,900
You think that this
is the right moment,
429
00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,669
when we're looking for
your grandmother's casket?
430
00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:28,470
It just came to my mind.
Why couldn't I tell you now?
431
00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:31,474
Shira, I can take her.
It's really not a problem.
432
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,241
- Oh, oh.
- Sundays.
433
00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:34,943
You know, the transportation
that was my concern,
434
00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:36,679
how was she gonna
get to church.
435
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,081
- She's being nice.
- You know what you need to hear?
436
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:42,785
This is your grandmother
reaching out from the grave,
437
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:45,754
putting her fingers in
and causing a conspiracy...
438
00:23:45,756 --> 00:23:47,756
Wanting to go to church
is not the same thing
439
00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,557
as Ned going to find
his real father.
440
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,125
Yeah, it's really
not the same.
441
00:23:51,127 --> 00:23:53,796
You know what?
Yes, go to church.
442
00:23:53,798 --> 00:23:55,730
Go crazy.
Become the fuckin' pope.
443
00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:56,865
You'll be the first lady pope.
444
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,566
Maybe I will.
God bless you.
445
00:23:58,568 --> 00:23:59,934
- Oh, my God, mazel tov.
- Thank you.
446
00:23:59,936 --> 00:24:02,103
I feel like all my sins
have been absolved.
447
00:24:02,105 --> 00:24:03,138
Why are you being
so insensitive about it?
448
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,841
I'm not being insensitive.
449
00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:08,677
You're honestly saying it
like you're offended by it.
450
00:24:08,679 --> 00:24:11,113
Hey, do either of you know
where Dylan is?
451
00:24:11,115 --> 00:24:12,914
- No.
- No.
452
00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:15,217
But why is that such a big...
You never took me to temple.
453
00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:17,886
Excuse me for wanting to try a
church out, see what it's about.
454
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,055
Oh, so now you're, what,
like a child of God?
455
00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:22,123
- Yes, I'm a child of God.
- Then you should become a nun.
456
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,125
Maybe we could put you
just right in a nunnery.
457
00:24:24,127 --> 00:24:25,527
Hey!
458
00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:27,531
My keys are also missing.
459
00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:30,164
Oh, fuck.
460
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:33,902
♪♪
461
00:24:33,904 --> 00:24:35,170
- Dylan!
- Dylan!
462
00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:36,705
Fuck!
463
00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:38,140
- Dylan, Dylan!
- Dylan!
464
00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:39,642
Oh, my God, Dylan.
465
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,744
Dylan, what are you doing?
466
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,778
- Dylan, stop!
- Open the door, baby.
467
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,748
- There's a button on the side.
- Stop the car!
468
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,850
- Open the door!
- Mom, it's locked!
469
00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,751
- [BANGING]
- The doors are locked!
470
00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:52,621
Dylan, be careful!
The brake is on the left.
471
00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:54,123
Dylan, what are you doing?
Stop!
472
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,623
[METAL THUMPS]
473
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,626
Brake! Brake!
It's right there!
474
00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:01,663
- Dylan, what are you doing?
- I don't know!
475
00:25:01,665 --> 00:25:02,998
[CRANK]
476
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,634
- ♪♪ [CONTINUES]
- [SIGHS]
477
00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:09,004
♪♪
478
00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:10,838
Hey, what's this song called?
479
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,977
"I Saw Her Cry" by Angel Oak.
480
00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:17,048
1975.
481
00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:19,882
[SIGHS]
482
00:25:19,884 --> 00:25:21,717
[TAPPING]
483
00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:23,755
Unlock the door.
484
00:25:24,989 --> 00:25:28,591
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, baby!
485
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,824
Oh, God.
486
00:25:29,826 --> 00:25:31,759
You saved his life.
487
00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:32,827
Ohh!
488
00:25:32,829 --> 00:25:34,697
[KISSING]
489
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,665
JAMIE: The timing
was too perfect.
490
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,235
If the mere thought
of going to church
491
00:25:40,237 --> 00:25:43,872
had anything to do
with saving my cousin's life,
492
00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:46,342
I was obviously
on the right track.
493
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:49,111
And now with
my mother's blessing,
494
00:25:49,113 --> 00:25:51,846
albeit a sarcastic one,
495
00:25:51,848 --> 00:25:54,650
I could go back and see him.
496
00:25:54,652 --> 00:26:00,088
He reminded me of all the boys
in my favorite books.
497
00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,957
The ones I got lost in.
498
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:04,796
♪♪
499
00:27:27,978 --> 00:27:29,812
If Luke liked me before
500
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,381
when I wasn't trying
to look good or anything,
501
00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:34,182
imagine what he'd think of me
502
00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:37,154
if I actually smelled nice
and did my hair.
503
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:44,258
The effects could be
earth shattering.
504
00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:48,032
♪♪ [ORGAN]
505
00:28:04,147 --> 00:28:06,248
In the name of the Father
and of the Son
506
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,049
and of the Holy Spirit.
507
00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:10,419
ALL: Amen.
508
00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:13,455
- The Lord be with you.
- And also with you.
509
00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:15,356
Fuck.
510
00:28:15,358 --> 00:28:17,492
Please be seated.
511
00:28:17,494 --> 00:28:19,393
Brothers and sisters...
512
00:28:19,395 --> 00:28:21,095
You'll get the hang of it.
513
00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:22,898
...let us acknowledge our sins
514
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:27,268
and so prepare ourselves to
celebrate the sacred mysteries.
515
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,238
- Have mercy upon us, oh, Lord.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
516
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,974
ALL: For we have sinned
against you.
517
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,343
Today I address
you all in tragedy
518
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,545
as we have lost
one of our own.
519
00:28:36,547 --> 00:28:39,782
Dorothy Winkle
left us on Friday.
520
00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,048
Her daughter, Hope,
521
00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,785
and her grandchildren,
Jamie and Dylan,
522
00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:45,787
join us today in prayer.
523
00:28:45,789 --> 00:28:48,492
Let us take a moment of silence
to mourn our loss.
524
00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:10,011
Dorothy's funeral
will be this Thursday
525
00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,847
with a reception to follow
at Hope's home.
526
00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:16,218
In these times of sadness,
we often turn to celebration,
527
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:20,221
finding our light
within this darkness.
528
00:29:20,223 --> 00:29:24,559
This Friday, our own Luke Shay
will be ordained.
529
00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:27,261
He has worked very hard,
530
00:29:27,263 --> 00:29:31,365
and he will continue God's work
for the rest of his life.
531
00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:34,538
[APPLAUSE]
532
00:29:39,576 --> 00:29:41,610
- Where are you going?
- Our mission...
533
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:44,478
- Grieving.
- ...is to do God's will.
534
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,049
We can only follow
the teachings of our church.
535
00:29:48,051 --> 00:29:48,986
They dictate...
536
00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:55,457
♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
537
00:29:55,459 --> 00:29:57,226
[LINE RINGING]
538
00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,362
♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
539
00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:02,064
Hey.
540
00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:03,097
[ENGINE REVS]
541
00:30:03,099 --> 00:30:05,901
♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
542
00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:08,069
JAMIE: When Emily transferred
to my school freshman year,
543
00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:09,470
there was no misstep.
544
00:30:09,472 --> 00:30:11,105
She was instantly popular.
545
00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:13,074
No shit!
546
00:30:13,076 --> 00:30:15,544
[LAUGHING]
547
00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:18,247
The woman knows what's up.
548
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:21,083
Your family is
so fucking random, I love it.
549
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:25,888
Emily was the one person I told
about the blow job part.
550
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,222
I mean, it's what I've been
telling you for years.
551
00:30:28,224 --> 00:30:29,892
[LAUGHING]
552
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,392
She came from Los Angeles,
553
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:34,028
where the girls
are much faster,
554
00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:37,367
and immediately had
everyone's attention.
555
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:43,205
First, you lick the edges
to get them excited.
556
00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:44,506
- Oh!
- Oh.
557
00:30:44,508 --> 00:30:46,307
Rather than shaming her,
558
00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:48,977
the girls at school
embraced her vast wealth
559
00:30:48,979 --> 00:30:50,211
of sexual knowledge.
560
00:30:50,213 --> 00:30:52,317
They, love it, trust me.
Okay, then...
561
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,383
What?
562
00:30:55,385 --> 00:30:56,517
[LAUGHING]
563
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,121
Wait, I'm just confused.
Ohh!
564
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:00,521
It was impressive.
565
00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:03,961
♪ Uh, uh, uh-oh ♪
566
00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:10,565
So who you gonna lose
your mouth virginity to?
567
00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,267
What do you mean?
568
00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:15,671
Her dying wish, Jamie.
You have to blow someone.
569
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,471
You're gonna love it.
It's so hot.
570
00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:19,474
But why?
How is it hot, you know?
571
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:22,443
'Cause there's nothing, like,
being done to you physically,
572
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,313
so I don't understand
what's so amazing about it.
573
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:27,015
It just seems kinda weird.
574
00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:29,551
You'll get it. And there's
nothing weird about a blow job.
575
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,553
People have been doing it
for thousands of years.
576
00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,689
The first thing Eve did
was blow Adam.
577
00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,524
[SCOFFS]
I highly doubt that.
578
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:37,426
It's in the Bible.
579
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:39,294
Regardless, if you blow someone,
and you don't tell me,
580
00:31:39,296 --> 00:31:42,333
you know I'll never speak
to you again, right?
581
00:31:44,034 --> 00:31:46,000
[GASPS]
I've got it.
582
00:31:46,002 --> 00:31:47,001
What?
583
00:31:47,003 --> 00:31:49,206
March.
[GIGGLES]
584
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,507
What do you mean?
585
00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:55,576
Don't play dumb.
You should blow March.
586
00:31:55,578 --> 00:31:58,713
- No! No! Come on.
- He, like, loves you.
587
00:31:58,715 --> 00:32:00,716
And he'll be super nice
to you after.
588
00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,985
- Shut up, man.
- [EMILY LAUGHS]
589
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:05,586
♪ Every time you see me
driving by ♪
590
00:32:05,588 --> 00:32:08,023
♪ Got a little pretty thing
by my side ♪
591
00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:09,725
♪ Make the ladies say
oh, my, oh, my ♪
592
00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,995
Jesus Christ,
it's like hardly 11:00.
593
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:15,463
- ♪ So fly, so fly ♪
- Time to drink!
594
00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:18,165
♪ Got a little pretty thing
by my side ♪
595
00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,735
♪ Make the ladies say
oh, my, oh, my ♪
596
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,336
- ♪ Oh, my, oh, my ♪
- JAMIE: Fuck Luke.
597
00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:25,106
Fuck him in his stupid
fucking face.
598
00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:26,307
♪ Oh ♪
599
00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:28,009
♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪
600
00:32:28,011 --> 00:32:30,344
♪ Oh, do what you do ♪
601
00:32:30,346 --> 00:32:32,381
♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪
602
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,082
♪ Swing your hips
when you're walkin' ♪
603
00:32:34,084 --> 00:32:35,683
♪ Let down your hair ♪
604
00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:37,686
♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪
605
00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:38,687
♪ Lick your lips
when you're talkin' ♪
606
00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:40,689
♪ That make me stare ♪
607
00:32:40,691 --> 00:32:43,392
♪ I like the way you look
in them pants, see ya fine ♪
608
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,260
♪ Your mama a quarter piece
She far from a dime ♪
609
00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:48,630
♪ The type of girl that getcha
up and go make you grind ♪
610
00:32:48,632 --> 00:32:50,065
♪ I'm thinkin' about
snatchin' her up dirty ♪
611
00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,600
♪ Makin' her mine ♪
612
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:52,734
♪ Look at her hips
Look at her legs ♪
613
00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:54,769
♪ Ain't she stacked ♪
614
00:32:54,771 --> 00:32:57,139
♪ I sure wouldn't mind
hittin' that from the back ♪
615
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,306
♪ I like it when I touch it
'cause she moans li'l bit ♪
616
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:01,375
♪ Jeans saggin' so I can
see her thong li'l bit ♪
617
00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:03,812
♪ I know you grown li'l bit
20 years old, you legal ♪
618
00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:06,381
♪ Don't trip off my people
Just hop in the Regal ♪
619
00:33:06,383 --> 00:33:07,649
♪ I swoop on her
like an eagle ♪
620
00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,617
♪ Swoop down on prey ♪
621
00:33:09,619 --> 00:33:11,719
♪ I know you popular
but you gon' be famous today ♪
622
00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:14,823
♪ I'll say I like the way
you do that right there ♪
623
00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:17,392
[CHEERING]
624
00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,393
Oh, my God!
625
00:33:19,395 --> 00:33:20,629
♪ Lick your lips
when you're talkin' ♪
626
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,430
♪ That make me stare ♪
627
00:33:22,432 --> 00:33:24,732
♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪
628
00:33:24,734 --> 00:33:26,168
♪ Swing your hips
when you're walkin' ♪
629
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,768
♪ Let down your hair ♪
630
00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:30,074
♪ I like the way you do that
right there ♪
631
00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,776
Wait! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
632
00:33:34,778 --> 00:33:36,411
- Stop, March!
- I'm throwing you in!
633
00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,082
No, stop, March!
[SCREAMS]
634
00:33:44,621 --> 00:33:49,160
♪♪ [ETHEREAL]
635
00:34:24,628 --> 00:34:27,329
March, I know how to swim.
636
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:28,563
Sorry.
637
00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:30,264
You just stayed down there.
638
00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:32,402
You scared me.
[LAUGHS]
639
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:36,737
- Shit.
- EMILY: Jamie!
640
00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:39,574
- I am so sorry, Jamie.
- Are you all right?
641
00:34:39,576 --> 00:34:42,177
- Yeah.
- March, what the actual fuck?
642
00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:44,311
I'll get you a new phone.
643
00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,481
It's fine. I gotta go.
644
00:34:46,483 --> 00:34:47,782
I'll drive you.
645
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:50,284
Em, you're drunk.
646
00:34:50,286 --> 00:34:52,222
I'll just walk.
647
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:58,429
I wasn't mad about the phone.
648
00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:04,634
I was mad that he ruined
my one little moment of peace.
649
00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:07,471
LUKE: Jamie!
650
00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:11,242
Jamie, hi.
651
00:35:14,277 --> 00:35:15,545
You okay?
652
00:35:17,246 --> 00:35:19,246
Why do you care?
653
00:35:19,248 --> 00:35:21,451
I was just headed
towards your house.
654
00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:25,320
My mom is home.
655
00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,354
I figured,
but I'm a nice young man.
656
00:35:27,356 --> 00:35:29,758
I assumed she wouldn't mind.
657
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,860
And... what about me?
658
00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:35,463
I thought you might
wanna hang out.
659
00:35:35,465 --> 00:35:37,298
[SCOFFS]
660
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,871
Jamie, wait!
661
00:35:45,641 --> 00:35:46,877
Jamie.
662
00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:51,548
Jamie, what did I do?
Come on.
663
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:56,554
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
664
00:35:58,487 --> 00:36:00,924
What do you think you did?
665
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,700
Well, I think...
666
00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:16,905
that you're upset with me
because I ignored you.
667
00:36:16,907 --> 00:36:19,307
I think you wanted me
to watch you,
668
00:36:19,309 --> 00:36:21,312
and you wanted my attention.
669
00:36:23,313 --> 00:36:25,249
Am I right, Jamie?
670
00:36:26,349 --> 00:36:27,951
You're an asshole.
671
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:37,528
Why did you ignore me?
672
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:43,398
Because you made me wanna
break the rules.
673
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,738
♪♪
674
00:37:04,353 --> 00:37:05,655
[TAPS]
675
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,066
Can I ask you a question?
676
00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,633
Yeah.
677
00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:21,001
You're just so young,
you know?
678
00:37:21,003 --> 00:37:25,072
You don't seem very...
priest-like.
679
00:37:25,074 --> 00:37:27,608
That's not a question.
680
00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,376
Well, I mean that...
681
00:37:29,378 --> 00:37:31,845
Well, besides not knowing
any of the religious stuff,
682
00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:35,617
I just, I know that I could
never do what you do.
683
00:37:35,619 --> 00:37:38,420
I hate public speaking.
684
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,021
I can honestly think
of nothing worse.
685
00:37:41,023 --> 00:37:44,092
Oh, man, I love it.
You know, it's such a rush.
686
00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:47,461
And you can really do a lot when
you have the room's attention.
687
00:37:47,463 --> 00:37:50,532
And it's actually a lot easier
to get than you think.
688
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,867
So is that why you wanted
to become a priest?
689
00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:55,769
I mean, you obviously
believe in God too.
690
00:37:55,771 --> 00:37:57,771
It's one of the reasons.
691
00:37:57,773 --> 00:38:00,909
I was in foster care
my entire childhood,
692
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:04,412
and the guardians I had
when I was about 12 or so,
693
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:07,449
they would go to mass
every Sunday.
694
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,117
Now, I remember watching
the priest up there,
695
00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:12,686
giving his sermons
and just thinking,
696
00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:15,724
"This guy has the support
of his entire community."
697
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,992
You know, this huge group
of really nice people.
698
00:38:18,994 --> 00:38:20,561
And he never has
to worry about money
699
00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:24,566
or finding a home
or people that love him.
700
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,767
So yeah, I worked really hard,
put myself through school,
701
00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:28,338
and here I am.
702
00:38:31,574 --> 00:38:33,441
I have another question.
703
00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:35,577
Oh, no, no, no,
it's my turn.
704
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,912
I wanna know about you.
Tell me about you.
705
00:38:38,914 --> 00:38:40,849
Oh, I don't know. I...
706
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:45,052
My favorite food is
soft serve ice cream,
707
00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:47,389
I hate math,
708
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:50,458
and I love to read.
709
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:53,827
Mostly science fiction,
but sometimes fantasy.
710
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:55,796
Have you read
the Harry Potter books?
711
00:38:55,798 --> 00:38:57,865
I know that's kind of
a childish thing to ask,
712
00:38:57,867 --> 00:39:00,135
but the fifth book
just came out,
713
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,470
and I'm just really dying
to talk to somebody about it.
714
00:39:02,472 --> 00:39:04,472
I've never read the books, no.
715
00:39:04,474 --> 00:39:07,474
Wait, hang on,
are you one of those...
716
00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,876
Please don't tell me
you're one of those
717
00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:10,912
waiting-for-the-movies-
to-come-out people.
718
00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:13,481
Oh, no, did I just lose points?
719
00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:16,050
So many points!
Literally, all of your points.
720
00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:18,722
- All of them!
- I'll make it up to you.
721
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,559
Um...
722
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,594
I have one more question.
723
00:39:26,596 --> 00:39:28,162
Um...
724
00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:31,132
Are priests allowed to drink?
725
00:39:31,134 --> 00:39:33,603
♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]
726
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,175
JAMIE: He was better
than anything I've read.
727
00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:41,812
He was real.
728
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:46,784
And he made me feel invincible.
729
00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,161
I thought about
how salty he must be
730
00:40:00,163 --> 00:40:02,766
from sweating all day
in the sun.
731
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,472
So...
732
00:40:11,474 --> 00:40:12,941
[INHALES]
733
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:16,510
His look gave me
the same feeling I got
734
00:40:16,512 --> 00:40:18,179
when I had to talk on stage.
735
00:40:18,181 --> 00:40:22,753
My heart in my throat,
body shaking, no control.
736
00:40:25,188 --> 00:40:27,722
Today was fun.
737
00:40:27,724 --> 00:40:28,926
Yeah.
738
00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:32,092
But something had to happen.
739
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:34,762
I wanted it to happen.
740
00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:38,099
If I made a move, I could just
blame it on being drunk.
741
00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:40,104
I definitely wouldn't be
the first person.
742
00:40:41,804 --> 00:40:43,804
I wanna try something.
743
00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:45,842
What?
744
00:40:52,815 --> 00:40:54,018
What are you doing?
745
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,586
Are you sure?
746
00:40:59,588 --> 00:41:02,824
Just tell me
if I do a good job.
747
00:41:02,826 --> 00:41:04,628
All right. Okay.
748
00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:10,731
Um, I'm not sure
what I was expecting,
749
00:41:10,733 --> 00:41:12,766
but it wasn't the Holy Grail.
750
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:16,637
I mean, it wasn't anything more
than a fleshy sock puppet.
751
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:18,972
- You okay?
- Yeah.
752
00:41:18,974 --> 00:41:20,742
I couldn't even remember
what Emily told me.
753
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,577
I didn't lick the sides.
I didn't...
754
00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:24,845
I just dove right in,
head first,
755
00:41:24,847 --> 00:41:27,750
into the mysterious
new territory.
756
00:41:29,318 --> 00:41:35,992
♪♪ [SOLEMN]
757
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,262
- [SIREN WAILING]
- Ah!
758
00:42:48,264 --> 00:42:50,063
[GASPS]
759
00:42:50,065 --> 00:42:52,569
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God!
760
00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,879
[SIGHS]
761
00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:06,684
My heart is pounding.
762
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,590
How was I?
763
00:43:15,358 --> 00:43:17,227
Spectacular.
764
00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:20,360
[ZIPS]
765
00:43:20,362 --> 00:43:24,335
♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]
766
00:43:54,329 --> 00:43:56,764
Is that...
Is that here for you?
767
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:58,766
JAMIE: Oh, my God.
768
00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:00,200
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God!
769
00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:02,869
I don't know how he even
got the car to drive.
770
00:44:02,871 --> 00:44:04,271
I don't know where
he could've gone.
771
00:44:04,273 --> 00:44:05,873
We'll find him.
Don't worry.
772
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,175
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Jamie?
773
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:08,809
- Mom.
- Jamie.
774
00:44:08,811 --> 00:44:10,010
- Oh, my God!
- Mom...
775
00:44:10,012 --> 00:44:13,213
Oh, my God!
Where have you been?
776
00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:15,182
It's okay, it's okay.
777
00:44:15,184 --> 00:44:16,784
Have you been drinking?
What are you...
778
00:44:16,786 --> 00:44:18,086
You are one to talk. God!
779
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,854
- You've been drinking.
- Oh, my God!
780
00:44:19,856 --> 00:44:21,889
Where have you been?
I've been calling you all day.
781
00:44:21,891 --> 00:44:23,724
Mom, it's fine.
My phone, it got wet.
782
00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:25,025
It's broken now.
783
00:44:25,027 --> 00:44:28,128
Oh, you are so...
You are so grounded!
784
00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:31,231
- Why? Why am I grounded?
- Because you disappeared!
785
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,900
How am I supposed to know
that you are okay
786
00:44:32,902 --> 00:44:34,235
when you do not
pick up your phone?
787
00:44:34,237 --> 00:44:36,204
My phone got wet!
I was just...
788
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,972
How am I supposed
to take you seriously?
789
00:44:37,974 --> 00:44:40,907
You smell like alcohol!
And what are you...
790
00:44:40,909 --> 00:44:42,809
- What are you wearing?
- I wore this to church, Mom.
791
00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:44,345
You wore this to church?
792
00:44:44,347 --> 00:44:47,148
Why did you call the cops on me?
That's insane!
793
00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:48,483
I didn't call the cops on you.
I called the cops
794
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,485
because your cousin
took my car, okay?
795
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,186
Guys, guys, okay,
ladies, ladies,
796
00:44:52,188 --> 00:44:54,387
we should split up and search
the neighborhood, okay?
797
00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:56,289
Okay.
Are these your keys, Hope?
798
00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,025
Ma'am, wait,
should you be driving?
799
00:44:58,027 --> 00:44:59,392
- No.
- No, we'll go together.
800
00:44:59,394 --> 00:45:01,095
- I'll drive.
- All right, great.
801
00:45:01,097 --> 00:45:03,231
- Let's go.
- Jamie, stay here.
802
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,898
What? No!
Mom, he's my cousin.
803
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,837
- I wanna help look for him.
- Jamie, go to bed.
804
00:45:10,907 --> 00:45:12,042
[DOOR SLAMS]
805
00:45:13,242 --> 00:45:18,315
♪♪
806
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,302
Dylan?
807
00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:45,238
Just get that thumb
straight up for me there.
808
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,807
There you go.
809
00:45:46,809 --> 00:45:50,378
What color would you
like your cast to be?
810
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,512
What are my options?
811
00:45:51,514 --> 00:45:53,150
Any color you want.
812
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,219
Purple.
813
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,155
DOCTOR: Purple it is.
814
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,228
[RATTLING]
815
00:46:21,244 --> 00:46:22,275
Hey, March.
816
00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:23,246
Hey.
817
00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:26,613
What happened to your car?
818
00:46:26,615 --> 00:46:29,217
March, Jamie can't play today.
She's grounded.
819
00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:30,885
- Mom!
- All good.
820
00:46:30,887 --> 00:46:32,420
I was just dropping this off.
821
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,554
It's a new phone.
822
00:46:33,556 --> 00:46:35,356
Oh, thank you so much.
823
00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:36,624
I'm really sorry
about what happened.
824
00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,992
All right, I'll take that.
Come on.
825
00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:40,961
What the heck, Mom? Why?
826
00:46:40,963 --> 00:46:42,496
You're grounded. Let's go.
827
00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:44,298
So what, you took away my phone
in the first place
828
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,599
because I didn't pick up,
829
00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:47,434
and now you wanna
take away my...
830
00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:49,403
You just don't make sense, Mom.
You don't make sense.
831
00:46:49,405 --> 00:46:51,275
Say goodbye to your friend.
Now.
832
00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:54,110
I hate you.
833
00:46:58,248 --> 00:46:59,849
Have a good day.
834
00:47:03,952 --> 00:47:04,954
[DOOR CLOSES]
835
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,599
[SIGHS]
836
00:47:18,601 --> 00:47:21,601
I slept all day and all night.
837
00:47:21,603 --> 00:47:27,076
Thirty-six whole hours
of unanswered calls and texts.
838
00:47:30,246 --> 00:47:32,012
Luke could change his mind,
839
00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:34,917
or he could think
I'm playing hard to get.
840
00:47:36,251 --> 00:47:40,121
Listen, I'm very easy to get.
841
00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:46,028
Blow jobs were like
a gateway drug for sex.
842
00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,233
I wanted more.
843
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:55,269
♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]
844
00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:57,007
And the rush.
845
00:47:58,507 --> 00:47:59,442
[JAMIE SCREAMS]
846
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,512
I like the control.
847
00:48:08,251 --> 00:48:10,120
[JAMIE SQUEALS]
848
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,626
Wait. Which side is it?
Which side is it?
849
00:48:19,628 --> 00:48:21,095
Well, you start here.
850
00:48:21,097 --> 00:48:23,530
Wait.
[LAUGHING]
851
00:48:23,532 --> 00:48:25,365
[JAMIE SQUEALS]
852
00:48:25,367 --> 00:48:27,203
No, no, no! Ow!
853
00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:29,405
Are you okay?
854
00:48:39,014 --> 00:48:41,984
Oh, my God!
You scared the shit out of me!
855
00:48:48,123 --> 00:48:49,392
[LAUGHING]
856
00:49:32,702 --> 00:49:34,367
Mom?
857
00:49:34,369 --> 00:49:38,072
I would like to discuss
the terms of this grounding.
858
00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:40,340
While I know that
what I did was wrong,
859
00:49:40,342 --> 00:49:42,376
I don't think that taking away
my phone privileges
860
00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,510
is really the correct...
861
00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:44,480
Oh, my God!
862
00:49:47,717 --> 00:49:49,617
I'm sorry, um...
863
00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:51,355
you scared me.
864
00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,820
Oh.
865
00:49:53,822 --> 00:49:55,722
Have you seen my mother,
by chance?
866
00:49:55,724 --> 00:49:58,391
She's like this, yay tall.
867
00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,462
Ze Jew.
868
00:50:02,264 --> 00:50:05,132
Uh, yes.
869
00:50:05,134 --> 00:50:06,737
Ze Jew.
870
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,408
Okay.
871
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,445
[DOOR CLOSES]
872
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:26,789
[HINGE CREAKS]
873
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,691
- Let's have him for a bit.
- How long?
874
00:50:31,693 --> 00:50:33,159
Hi.
875
00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,163
Hey, sweetie.
876
00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:37,565
You're back.
877
00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,467
Yeah, of course.
878
00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:42,103
[SIGHS]
Can I go to Emily's?
879
00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:43,503
- No.
- Why?
880
00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:45,139
- She's grounded.
- Why is she grounded?
881
00:50:45,141 --> 00:50:47,307
Just get ready for dinner.
For so many reasons.
882
00:50:47,309 --> 00:50:51,177
Is that old man in there
my grandfather?
883
00:50:51,179 --> 00:50:52,512
- Yes, he is.
- Allegedly.
884
00:50:52,514 --> 00:50:53,783
NED: Yes.
885
00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:57,450
Okay.
886
00:50:57,452 --> 00:50:59,619
SHIRA: It would have been worth
maybe you giving me a heads-up
887
00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:01,287
that you were bringing
a strange man.
888
00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:03,490
- He's my father.
- You don't know that.
889
00:51:03,492 --> 00:51:04,728
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
890
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:14,802
JAMIE: I didn't realize how mad
I was at my dad for leaving
891
00:51:14,804 --> 00:51:17,106
until he came back.
892
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,780
I wanted to yell at him.
893
00:51:26,782 --> 00:51:28,782
I wanted to knock
the table over.
894
00:51:28,784 --> 00:51:31,751
I wanted all the food
and soda and wine
895
00:51:31,753 --> 00:51:35,092
to just create a pool
of garbage on the floor.
896
00:51:39,195 --> 00:51:41,628
I wanted it to stain,
897
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,731
so he'd be forced to remember
the time he left us
898
00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:46,403
to deal with his problems.
899
00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:53,407
I just wanted something,
anything to happen.
900
00:51:53,409 --> 00:51:56,579
♪♪
901
00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:12,358
I had so much on my mind.
902
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,830
But I ended up saying
nothing at all.
903
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,469
How's everybody's food?
904
00:52:24,306 --> 00:52:28,409
So how did you, um, find him?
905
00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:30,510
Are...
906
00:52:30,512 --> 00:52:33,280
Are you sure he's, like,
the right Herman?
907
00:52:33,282 --> 00:52:34,682
Yes, Hope,
he's the right Herman.
908
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,284
Look, it was very easy,
you know.
909
00:52:37,286 --> 00:52:39,286
Mom and Dad,
actually your dad, not mine,
910
00:52:39,288 --> 00:52:41,421
were in Germany for that year
when I was conceived,
911
00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:43,557
and, uh, flew to Frankfurt,
912
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,726
talked to a private detective,
gave him his name,
913
00:52:45,728 --> 00:52:47,927
and we found him
in a local hospital
914
00:52:47,929 --> 00:52:49,662
and brought him here.
915
00:52:49,664 --> 00:52:53,467
So you took him from a hospital?
That's kinda weird.
916
00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:54,834
It's not like that, I mean...
917
00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:56,570
Actually,
it's exactly like that.
918
00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:57,972
You just said you took him
from the hospital.
919
00:52:57,974 --> 00:52:59,539
That's pretty fuckin' weird.
920
00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:01,342
Watch your language,
first of all.
921
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,409
Second of all,
he's sick, okay?
922
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:06,380
- He's got cancer.
- Oh, my God, what kind?
923
00:53:06,382 --> 00:53:08,449
I don't know.
Look, they were gonna put him
924
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:10,583
into some sort of
assisted-living facility,
925
00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:12,318
and I figured why not
just bring him here?
926
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,255
We have a guest room.
927
00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:16,523
We're a loving family.
It's the perfect spot for him.
928
00:53:16,525 --> 00:53:19,827
Yeah, why wouldn't he come
and stay in our guest room?
929
00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,595
Sounds like he needs to
actually be in hospital,
930
00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:25,932
and if he was coming,
maybe you'd call,
931
00:53:25,934 --> 00:53:27,700
let me know
to change the sheets.
932
00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:31,438
I don't know.
That doesn't seem unreasonable.
933
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,041
Fine. I'm not a mind reader.
934
00:53:34,043 --> 00:53:35,811
[SCOFFS]
935
00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:41,715
So, Jamie, are you
planning on speaking
936
00:53:41,717 --> 00:53:43,416
at the memorial service?
937
00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,519
I know Dylan's gonna
say a few words and...
938
00:53:45,521 --> 00:53:47,954
- Oh, no.
- She's gonna speak.
939
00:53:47,956 --> 00:53:48,956
You know how I feel
about public speaking.
940
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,557
How about a DNA test?
941
00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:51,891
There's no way, Ned,
for you to know...
942
00:53:51,893 --> 00:53:53,994
Will you drop this?
943
00:53:53,996 --> 00:53:56,362
- He is my son!
- Okay.
944
00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:59,633
All of you stop talking about me
like I am not here.
945
00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:03,070
- Especially the shiv.
- Excuse me?
946
00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:05,606
Wait, so you guys didn't know
that he was super anti-Semitic?
947
00:54:05,608 --> 00:54:07,474
It was just me.
Okay, I got this.
948
00:54:07,476 --> 00:54:09,443
Let's just chock this one up
to cultural differences.
949
00:54:09,445 --> 00:54:12,313
I'm sure that he didn't mean
what he said.
950
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,847
I'm right here, heeb.
951
00:54:14,849 --> 00:54:17,550
- Okay. Well, you know what?
- What's a heeb?
952
00:54:17,552 --> 00:54:19,686
- Okay, enough.
- Dylan, headphones on.
953
00:54:19,688 --> 00:54:21,822
Does anyone think that
he might be, like, super racist?
954
00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:24,490
- That's hard to misunderstand.
- Hon...
955
00:54:24,492 --> 00:54:25,858
You don't need to get
the DNA test, honey,
956
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,494
because obviously
Dotty and Herman
957
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:28,862
make a lovely couple.
958
00:54:28,864 --> 00:54:30,764
Can you explain to me
why I'm having
959
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:32,999
to deal with this
in my own home,
960
00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,802
in front of my family?
Why is this...
961
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:37,070
'Cause I am trying to connect
with my father, okay?
962
00:54:37,072 --> 00:54:40,074
Your dad is an anti-Semite.
963
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:42,642
Oh, like you've gone
to temple that much.
964
00:54:42,644 --> 00:54:45,445
Oh, my God! Just because I don't
go to temple all the time,
965
00:54:45,447 --> 00:54:47,815
I deserve to be called
a heeb in my house?
966
00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:50,050
Do you not understand
that this is crazy?
967
00:54:50,052 --> 00:54:51,684
This whole situation is crazy.
968
00:54:51,686 --> 00:54:53,554
All I'm saying is that
we all have parents
969
00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,557
that are difficult.
970
00:54:57,492 --> 00:54:58,958
I'm just saying
your parents are not perfect.
971
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,427
Oh, I... Oh, my... I...
972
00:55:00,429 --> 00:55:01,929
What? It's a different world!
973
00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,363
What does that have to do...
974
00:55:03,365 --> 00:55:04,664
- Because it's a...
- No.
975
00:55:04,666 --> 00:55:08,034
It's his thing!
Are you leaving? Hon!
976
00:55:08,036 --> 00:55:09,471
[DOOR SLAMS]
977
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:17,577
Hey, hey, Dad,
can I go to Emily's?
978
00:55:17,579 --> 00:55:19,415
Yeah, go ahead.
979
00:55:20,548 --> 00:55:22,081
Sorry.
980
00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:24,553
♪♪
981
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:55,548
♪ You come in, check my time ♪
982
00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,751
♪ You've got
fornication crimes ♪
983
00:55:58,753 --> 00:56:01,891
♪ I've seen your hope
on television ♪
984
00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:08,628
♪ Where you've been
You were not were ♪
985
00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:11,197
♪ They've got tricycles
in skirts ♪
986
00:56:11,199 --> 00:56:13,133
I'm proud of you.
987
00:56:13,135 --> 00:56:14,700
Oh, thank you.
988
00:56:14,702 --> 00:56:16,804
- Promised I'd tell you.
- Tell her what?
989
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,171
Did you guys finish
Order of the Phoenix yet?
990
00:56:18,173 --> 00:56:19,173
- Yes, twice.
- No.
991
00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:21,008
Oh, my God, it was so good!
992
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:22,145
[LAUGHING]
993
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:25,679
Cool. That's not what
we're talking about.
994
00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:26,947
We're talking about how Jamie
995
00:56:26,949 --> 00:56:29,519
finally lost
her mouth virginity.
996
00:56:32,153 --> 00:56:33,753
Congrats.
997
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:36,155
He was fine.
It was nothing, okay?
998
00:56:36,157 --> 00:56:37,657
Can we just talk about
something else, please?
999
00:56:37,659 --> 00:56:38,659
Are you not gonna see him again?
1000
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,461
Hmm?
1001
00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:43,229
You said he was fine,
like he died or something.
1002
00:56:43,231 --> 00:56:44,231
I did?
1003
00:56:44,233 --> 00:56:46,166
He play a sport?
1004
00:56:46,168 --> 00:56:48,501
Like at Saint Ags?
1005
00:56:48,503 --> 00:56:49,769
Lacrosse, uh-huh.
1006
00:56:49,771 --> 00:56:51,637
I know a lot of guys
on that team.
1007
00:56:51,639 --> 00:56:54,074
- What's his name?
- Can we just drop it, please?
1008
00:56:54,076 --> 00:56:56,478
Lacrosse guys are so hot.
1009
00:56:57,746 --> 00:57:00,012
Oh, hey, um,
before I forget,
1010
00:57:00,014 --> 00:57:01,682
what time is that
funeral thingy on Thursday?
1011
00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:04,150
- We were gonna go.
- Um, it's...
1012
00:57:04,152 --> 00:57:06,153
You guys, that's really nice,
but you don't have to go.
1013
00:57:06,155 --> 00:57:07,521
But we're your friends,
1014
00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:08,822
and we support you
no matter what.
1015
00:57:08,824 --> 00:57:11,758
Not sure I can make it now,
actually.
1016
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:14,561
Oh.
1017
00:57:14,563 --> 00:57:15,829
Okay.
1018
00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:18,130
- I gotta bounce.
- Wait.
1019
00:57:18,132 --> 00:57:19,835
We'll see you tomorrow.
1020
00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:25,805
Why would you do that?
1021
00:57:25,807 --> 00:57:28,041
Why would you actually
say that to him? Why?
1022
00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:29,642
What? It's just March.
1023
00:57:29,644 --> 00:57:32,211
Yeah, but he seemed
really upset.
1024
00:57:32,213 --> 00:57:36,249
Well, you're not into him,
so what's the problem?
1025
00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:39,619
He shouldn't get
his hopes up, right?
1026
00:57:39,621 --> 00:57:41,722
I guess.
1027
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,155
We'll figure it out.
1028
00:57:43,157 --> 00:57:45,258
He's having a party tomorrow.
1029
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,728
He has a party every day.
1030
00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:48,762
[PHONE VIBRATES]
1031
00:57:48,764 --> 00:57:49,798
True.
1032
00:57:55,204 --> 00:57:57,938
Oh! Oh, no, oh, shit!
1033
00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:00,574
God, we gotta go.
My mom's so pissed.
1034
00:58:00,576 --> 00:58:02,811
Can we go?
Can we go right now?
1035
00:58:07,148 --> 00:58:10,752
♪ Waiting for the sun
to wake us from this sleep ♪
1036
00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:13,920
♪ The dream is ending ♪
1037
00:58:13,922 --> 00:58:16,757
- Hey.
- Hey.
1038
00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,161
What's up?
1039
00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:21,128
Oh, wow, you look great.
1040
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:25,666
Thank you.
I brought that for you to read.
1041
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:26,870
Oh, cool.
1042
00:58:29,204 --> 00:58:32,171
So, um, where we going?
1043
00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:33,941
We can't go inside?
1044
00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:35,141
Oh, no.
1045
00:58:35,143 --> 00:58:37,177
I mean, do you know
who I live with?
1046
00:58:37,179 --> 00:58:39,782
If anyone were
to find out about us...
1047
00:58:41,115 --> 00:58:42,751
We're an us?
1048
00:58:44,186 --> 00:58:45,985
- Shut up.
- [LAUGHS]
1049
00:58:45,987 --> 00:58:49,021
Um, let's see.
1050
00:58:49,023 --> 00:58:51,325
Oh, I have an idea.
1051
00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:52,862
[ENGINE STARTS]
1052
00:58:54,329 --> 00:58:57,534
♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]
1053
00:59:45,813 --> 00:59:47,380
Get up.
1054
00:59:47,382 --> 00:59:50,249
Are you okay?
1055
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:51,784
Um, yeah.
1056
00:59:51,786 --> 00:59:54,253
This kinda hurts my knees.
1057
00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:56,956
Can we, um...
Can we move to the grass?
1058
00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,360
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1059
01:00:13,175 --> 01:00:14,744
[UNZIPS]
1060
01:00:17,179 --> 01:00:19,916
- Sorry, they're kinda tight.
- [CHUCKLES]
1061
01:00:21,315 --> 01:00:23,016
Here.
1062
01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:24,653
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry.
1063
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:36,162
Do you think we could...
Do you...
1064
01:00:36,164 --> 01:00:37,697
I just think
it would help if you...
1065
01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:39,999
- Oh, yeah, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
1066
01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,137
Okay, yeah.
1067
01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:54,817
[JAMIE MOANS]
1068
01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:06,992
Okay.
1069
01:01:06,994 --> 01:01:08,729
Oh, okay, yeah.
1070
01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:11,231
Do wanna put...
1071
01:01:11,233 --> 01:01:13,266
Do you want something
to put on your...
1072
01:01:13,268 --> 01:01:15,034
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
1073
01:01:15,036 --> 01:01:17,673
[WRAPPER CRINKLING]
1074
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,179
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
1075
01:01:26,181 --> 01:01:29,251
[PANTING]
1076
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,789
[GASPS]
1077
01:01:58,213 --> 01:02:02,548
[CAR APPROACHING]
1078
01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:04,217
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
1079
01:02:04,219 --> 01:02:06,820
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
[HORN HONKS]
1080
01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,889
- Oh, my gosh!
- What are you doing down there?
1081
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,492
What the fuck?
Oh, my God!
1082
01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:32,845
Well, at least now
I understand why you wanted
1083
01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:34,217
to start going to church.
1084
01:02:47,295 --> 01:02:49,896
I should tell the priest,
the real priest,
1085
01:02:49,898 --> 01:02:52,599
what is happening.
1086
01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:54,036
What?
1087
01:02:55,403 --> 01:02:57,037
What? Mom, stop!
1088
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:59,139
Mom, no!
You're gonna ruin his life.
1089
01:02:59,141 --> 01:03:00,373
What are you doing?
1090
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:02,242
Jamie, he needs to know
what happened.
1091
01:03:02,244 --> 01:03:04,043
You think you're the only one
that this is happening to?
1092
01:03:04,045 --> 01:03:05,378
- You're going to ruin his life!
- What's going on?
1093
01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,079
Why are you doing this to me?
1094
01:03:07,081 --> 01:03:08,315
Please stop!
1095
01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:11,217
No, seriously,
why are you doing this?
1096
01:03:11,219 --> 01:03:13,420
Why?
1097
01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:14,554
[SOBBING]
1098
01:03:14,556 --> 01:03:16,590
Stop.
1099
01:03:16,592 --> 01:03:18,360
Stop, please!
1100
01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:26,001
♪♪
1101
01:03:50,157 --> 01:03:52,094
[SOBBING]
1102
01:04:14,382 --> 01:04:17,152
[SHOWER RUNNING]
1103
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:27,126
I waited all day
for them to punish me.
1104
01:04:27,128 --> 01:04:29,929
[CLOCK TICKING]
1105
01:04:29,931 --> 01:04:34,236
We commandeered
our own islands of couches...
1106
01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:38,137
and lawn chairs...
1107
01:04:38,139 --> 01:04:40,240
[HERMAN COUGHING]
1108
01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:42,608
and beds.
1109
01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:45,047
[TICKING CONTINUES]
1110
01:04:47,615 --> 01:04:52,052
I was a ghost
living in my own house,
1111
01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,590
and I'd had enough.
1112
01:05:07,235 --> 01:05:08,537
[SIGHS]
1113
01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:12,604
SHIRA: I don't think
we have a choice in it.
1114
01:05:12,606 --> 01:05:14,606
NED: If you wanna do it,
we'll do it.
1115
01:05:14,608 --> 01:05:15,610
Hey!
1116
01:05:17,746 --> 01:05:19,412
Where you going?
1117
01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:21,213
Out.
1118
01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:23,349
No, you're not.
You're grounded.
1119
01:05:23,351 --> 01:05:24,319
Come here.
1120
01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:27,320
This stops now, okay?
1121
01:05:27,322 --> 01:05:29,356
We gotta talk about
our punishment.
1122
01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:30,724
Well, first of all,
you're gonna pay
1123
01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,525
for getting the car impounded.
1124
01:05:32,527 --> 01:05:34,327
- Mm-hmm.
- That's it?
1125
01:05:34,329 --> 01:05:35,695
- Great.
- No, don't do that, okay?
1126
01:05:35,697 --> 01:05:38,264
And we're not done.
1127
01:05:38,266 --> 01:05:40,766
Does it look like I care
if you're done?
1128
01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:42,434
- What?
- What?
1129
01:05:42,436 --> 01:05:44,704
Come on, look at yourselves.
1130
01:05:44,706 --> 01:05:47,574
Ever since Grandma died,
you guys have been...
1131
01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:49,508
You've lost it.
Lost your minds.
1132
01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:51,244
You don't talk to us like that,
first of all.
1133
01:05:51,246 --> 01:05:54,014
People die, okay?
1134
01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,682
It's okay to move on.
1135
01:05:55,684 --> 01:05:57,684
Honestly, I don't feel
like being punished
1136
01:05:57,686 --> 01:06:00,619
because of whatever it is
that you guys are going through.
1137
01:06:00,621 --> 01:06:02,621
- [LAUGHING]
- Yeah, Herman gets it.
1138
01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:04,324
You are now out of line.
1139
01:06:04,326 --> 01:06:05,561
I had sex!
1140
01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:08,695
Everyone has sex!
1141
01:06:08,697 --> 01:06:10,530
- Okay.
- Everyone!
1142
01:06:10,532 --> 01:06:13,400
And at least it was
with someone that I love.
1143
01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:15,568
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- What? I do!
1144
01:06:15,570 --> 01:06:17,503
You don't even know him, Jamie!
1145
01:06:17,505 --> 01:06:20,472
You are totally out of line
right now. Calm down.
1146
01:06:20,474 --> 01:06:22,608
Don't tell me to calm down
right now.
1147
01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:24,644
Fine. When you decide to be
a part of this family again,
1148
01:06:24,646 --> 01:06:26,780
let me know, okay?
1149
01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:29,050
Well, when wanna stop being
a shitty dad, let me know.
1150
01:06:33,688 --> 01:06:36,992
♪♪ [TENSE]
1151
01:06:52,574 --> 01:06:55,208
What are you doing here?
1152
01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:57,079
I just...
I wanted to see you.
1153
01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,514
I mean, I just thought
maybe we could,
1154
01:07:01,516 --> 01:07:04,483
you know,
finish what we started.
1155
01:07:04,485 --> 01:07:07,387
- [CAR DOOR OPENS]
- Are you kidding me, Jamie?
1156
01:07:07,389 --> 01:07:09,421
If anyone finds out
you're here...
1157
01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:11,490
Okay, this whole thing
was a huge mistake.
1158
01:07:11,492 --> 01:07:14,396
I'm sorry, but it was.
It's getting way out of hand.
1159
01:07:16,398 --> 01:07:18,267
So you don't...
1160
01:07:21,436 --> 01:07:22,471
What?
1161
01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:26,338
You don't love me?
1162
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,309
Love you? Wait.
1163
01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:31,780
You don't love me.
1164
01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:35,715
I thought we were
just having fun.
1165
01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:37,717
Well, we are just having fun.
1166
01:07:37,719 --> 01:07:39,521
I just thought that...
1167
01:07:41,456 --> 01:07:43,555
What?
1168
01:07:43,557 --> 01:07:45,391
You just, you're not
obsessed with your job.
1169
01:07:45,393 --> 01:07:48,561
You just,
you like the security.
1170
01:07:48,563 --> 01:07:50,597
[SIGHS]
Okay, wow.
1171
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,898
Um, there's a lot
going on right now,
1172
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:56,401
and I'm trying to
wrap my head around it.
1173
01:07:56,403 --> 01:07:59,838
You're a really sweet girl,
1174
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,307
but this thing that we're doing,
that we did,
1175
01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:05,545
it can't happen again, okay?
1176
01:08:05,547 --> 01:08:07,249
So that's it?
1177
01:08:08,315 --> 01:08:09,851
I guess so.
1178
01:08:15,289 --> 01:08:16,492
Okay.
1179
01:08:17,826 --> 01:08:20,162
Just tell me one thing though.
1180
01:08:21,328 --> 01:08:23,562
What?
1181
01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:27,866
Was I always just gonna be
the last girl you slept with?
1182
01:08:27,868 --> 01:08:32,272
You just wanted to fuck someone
before you couldn't anymore?
1183
01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:33,505
- Tell me.
- I don't know.
1184
01:08:33,507 --> 01:08:34,741
I wasn't really
thinking about it
1185
01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:35,808
in those terms, okay?
1186
01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:38,277
I guess it happened that way.
1187
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,782
But I never meant
for anyone to get hurt.
1188
01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:45,617
Now listen, tomorrow
when you go to the funeral
1189
01:08:45,619 --> 01:08:47,387
and stand with your parents,
1190
01:08:47,389 --> 01:08:50,690
you have to pretend
that I don't exist.
1191
01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:54,527
Just shake everyone's hands and
focus on your family, all right?
1192
01:08:54,529 --> 01:08:56,862
Okay, it'll be easy.
1193
01:08:56,864 --> 01:08:58,333
Okay?
1194
01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:02,968
I'm really sorry, you know,
for what it's worth.
1195
01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:04,772
I really did enjoy
spending time with you.
1196
01:09:18,886 --> 01:09:20,555
[SOBBING]
1197
01:09:30,832 --> 01:09:33,536
♪♪ [TENSE]
1198
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:35,637
Whew.
1199
01:09:44,712 --> 01:09:45,978
Ugh!
1200
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:48,414
♪♪ [HIP-HOP]
1201
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:51,287
[LOUD CHATTER]
1202
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,555
♪ Move around
Do your thing like this ♪
1203
01:09:56,557 --> 01:09:57,656
What the fuck?
1204
01:09:57,658 --> 01:09:58,691
- Look at this bitch.
- Whoa.
1205
01:09:58,693 --> 01:09:59,826
What's her problem?
1206
01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:01,460
Relax, it's a party.
1207
01:10:01,462 --> 01:10:03,795
GIRL: That was aggressive.
1208
01:10:03,797 --> 01:10:05,798
♪ I love it when you shake it
When you move that thing ♪
1209
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,601
♪ Little mama, she got game ♪
1210
01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:11,271
♪ She wanna pop this
Pull out my whip ♪
1211
01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:13,809
MARCH: Jamie, you're here.
1212
01:10:15,609 --> 01:10:18,544
♪ We about to get wild
before the party ♪
1213
01:10:18,546 --> 01:10:19,949
Let's go upstairs.
1214
01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:24,450
Whoa, what,
what are you doing?
1215
01:10:24,452 --> 01:10:25,721
What?
1216
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:28,655
You seem different.
1217
01:10:28,657 --> 01:10:31,590
Come on, I'm giving you
what you want.
1218
01:10:31,592 --> 01:10:33,992
What I want? Wow, okay.
1219
01:10:33,994 --> 01:10:36,495
Jamie, you made it!
1220
01:10:36,497 --> 01:10:39,365
[LAUGHS]
1221
01:10:39,367 --> 01:10:40,599
This is Buck.
1222
01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:43,669
He, like, plays lacrosse
at Saint Ags.
1223
01:10:43,671 --> 01:10:45,705
- Emily, this isn't a good time.
- Shh!
1224
01:10:45,707 --> 01:10:48,441
Babe, this is the girl
that I was telling you about.
1225
01:10:48,443 --> 01:10:51,611
She was hanging out with one
of your teammates the other day.
1226
01:10:51,613 --> 01:10:53,812
Oh, yeah?
Who was the lucky guy?
1227
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:55,447
Was it Felter?
1228
01:10:55,449 --> 01:10:58,084
Um, yeah, sure.
1229
01:10:58,086 --> 01:10:59,986
Hey, Felter!
1230
01:10:59,988 --> 01:11:01,787
- This your girl?
- What is he doing?
1231
01:11:01,789 --> 01:11:03,923
I really don't
wanna hear this.
1232
01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:07,029
- Do you know her?
- No.
1233
01:11:09,831 --> 01:11:11,798
Jesus Christ, fine!
1234
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,668
I lied. Big fucking whoop!
Come on!
1235
01:11:15,670 --> 01:11:19,037
Emily, why do you care so much
about who I hook up with?
1236
01:11:19,039 --> 01:11:21,840
I mean, you blow enough lacrosse
players for the both of us.
1237
01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:23,476
What?
1238
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,910
God, you're like
a human tornado,
1239
01:11:24,912 --> 01:11:27,548
just sucking up everything
within a 50-foot radius.
1240
01:11:30,351 --> 01:11:32,085
You know, just because
your grandma died,
1241
01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:35,655
it doesn't give you permission
to act like a total bitch.
1242
01:11:35,657 --> 01:11:39,358
I think you should leave.
1243
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,093
You know what, March?
1244
01:11:41,095 --> 01:11:42,728
You may be able to make friends
1245
01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:44,796
just by buying beer
for them right now,
1246
01:11:44,798 --> 01:11:47,633
but soon enough, you're gonna
have to make friends
1247
01:11:47,635 --> 01:11:49,102
based on your personality,
1248
01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,774
and no one even knows
what that is.
1249
01:11:54,442 --> 01:11:56,078
Get the fuck out.
1250
01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:03,081
Get... the... fuck... out.
1251
01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:05,951
Fine.
1252
01:12:05,953 --> 01:12:07,889
Your parties
are getting old anyway.
1253
01:12:10,425 --> 01:12:12,959
♪ Move around
Do your thing like this ♪
1254
01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:14,994
- [SHATTERS]
- Oh, my God.
1255
01:12:14,996 --> 01:12:16,495
Guess you lose your Xbox.
1256
01:12:16,497 --> 01:12:18,599
- Is she crazy?
- Mm-hmm.
1257
01:12:23,438 --> 01:12:26,408
♪♪ [GENTLE PIANO]
1258
01:12:38,185 --> 01:12:41,486
I woke up,
and for a few seconds,
1259
01:12:41,488 --> 01:12:44,156
I had forgotten
all of the reasons
1260
01:12:44,158 --> 01:12:47,660
why I was so miserable.
1261
01:12:47,662 --> 01:12:52,165
And no matter how hard I tried
to hold on to that feeling,
1262
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:55,500
those few seconds,
1263
01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:57,672
the sun forced them away.
1264
01:13:02,476 --> 01:13:03,643
[KNOCKING]
1265
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,144
It's Dylan.
Can I come in?
1266
01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,750
Yeah, of course.
1267
01:13:10,484 --> 01:13:11,519
Hey.
1268
01:13:16,824 --> 01:13:19,892
My mom wanted to carpool
to the funeral.
1269
01:13:19,894 --> 01:13:21,593
Oh.
1270
01:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,728
What's on today?
1271
01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:26,699
Electric Light Orchestra.
1272
01:13:26,701 --> 01:13:27,735
Yep.
1273
01:13:31,672 --> 01:13:32,907
[SIGHS]
1274
01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:38,076
She's mad at me
for trying to run away,
1275
01:13:38,078 --> 01:13:39,644
but she doesn't understand
1276
01:13:39,646 --> 01:13:43,616
that I was only doing
what Dotty asked me to.
1277
01:13:43,618 --> 01:13:47,119
What did Dotty
say to you, Dylan?
1278
01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:48,888
That I'm a homosexual,
1279
01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:51,927
and she should've sent me away
when my dad left.
1280
01:13:53,828 --> 01:13:55,126
Are you joking?
1281
01:13:55,128 --> 01:13:57,562
I'm not one for jokes.
1282
01:13:57,564 --> 01:14:02,735
Oh, my... What a bitch!
I'm so sorry.
1283
01:14:02,737 --> 01:14:07,205
You know,
and I'm fine with it, really.
1284
01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:08,773
It's not that I wish I wasn't.
1285
01:14:08,775 --> 01:14:11,677
I just, you know...
1286
01:14:11,679 --> 01:14:14,246
wish I figured it out later.
1287
01:14:14,248 --> 01:14:18,651
No one at school will like me.
1288
01:14:18,653 --> 01:14:21,056
Dylan, listen to me.
1289
01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:28,693
You are the coolest kid.
1290
01:14:28,695 --> 01:14:31,531
I mean, look at you.
You wear vintage clothes.
1291
01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:34,267
You have the best taste
in music.
1292
01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:37,639
And that's just stuff
that you can't teach, you know?
1293
01:14:39,073 --> 01:14:40,175
Come here.
1294
01:14:42,143 --> 01:14:44,876
Gay or not, man,
you still have me.
1295
01:14:44,878 --> 01:14:47,114
You're never gonna
get rid of me.
1296
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:57,158
♪♪
1297
01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:08,733
PRIEST: In the name
of the Father
1298
01:15:08,735 --> 01:15:10,736
and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.
1299
01:15:10,738 --> 01:15:13,171
ALL: Amen.
1300
01:15:13,173 --> 01:15:16,776
- The Lord be with you.
- And also with you.
1301
01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:20,146
Dorothy Winkle's life
was well-lived.
1302
01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:24,215
She served the Lord,
she served her Catholic faith.
1303
01:15:24,217 --> 01:15:26,052
She made sure that her friends...
1304
01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:28,353
JAMIE: I can't imagine
any of us wanted
1305
01:15:28,355 --> 01:15:29,854
to mourn Dotty that day.
1306
01:15:29,856 --> 01:15:32,325
PRIEST:
Enjoy in her eternal life.
1307
01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:34,693
We loved Dorothy.
1308
01:15:34,695 --> 01:15:36,361
We will miss her.
1309
01:15:36,363 --> 01:15:40,866
How can you mourn someone
you're still mad at?
1310
01:15:40,868 --> 01:15:44,102
How can you forgive someone
who's dead?
1311
01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:47,173
Dotty was my best friend.
1312
01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:49,842
She always had a big smile
on her face.
1313
01:15:49,844 --> 01:15:52,077
She loved her grandchildren.
1314
01:15:52,079 --> 01:15:54,813
She loved to travel.
1315
01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:58,049
Dotty gave me candy
whenever I wanted.
1316
01:15:58,051 --> 01:15:59,352
Good at bridge.
1317
01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:01,019
Unapologetic.
1318
01:16:01,021 --> 01:16:02,388
- Peaceful.
- Smart.
1319
01:16:02,390 --> 01:16:05,124
So old.
1320
01:16:05,126 --> 01:16:07,159
To conclude our service
1321
01:16:07,161 --> 01:16:10,095
and before we collect ourselves
outside for the burial,
1322
01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:13,732
I want to invite anyone else who
would like to pay their respects
1323
01:16:13,734 --> 01:16:15,871
to speak now.
1324
01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:21,674
[DOOR OPENS]
1325
01:16:21,676 --> 01:16:24,713
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
1326
01:16:27,015 --> 01:16:28,947
Um, okay.
1327
01:16:28,949 --> 01:16:31,083
I would like to say something.
1328
01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:32,351
Jamie, what...
1329
01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:34,288
It's fine, Mom.
I have to do this.
1330
01:16:43,230 --> 01:16:46,867
[HEART BEATING]
1331
01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:55,974
I felt Dotty with me then,
1332
01:16:55,976 --> 01:16:58,309
egging me on.
1333
01:16:58,311 --> 01:17:00,780
And just like her,
1334
01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,918
I had nothing left to lose.
1335
01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:10,055
Come on.
1336
01:17:10,057 --> 01:17:11,126
Say something.
1337
01:17:13,194 --> 01:17:15,193
Hi! Um...
1338
01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:17,162
Hi.
1339
01:17:17,164 --> 01:17:20,199
I'm Jamie Winkle, um...
1340
01:17:20,201 --> 01:17:21,800
Dotty's granddaughter.
1341
01:17:21,802 --> 01:17:25,170
I, um, I just wanted
to say a few things.
1342
01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:27,305
I'm really sorry.
I'm nervous.
1343
01:17:27,307 --> 01:17:30,076
I'm not very good at this,
so I'm sorry.
1344
01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:31,246
Um...
1345
01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:37,782
I never really tried
to get to know my grandmother.
1346
01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:40,785
You know, she was always
just the old woman
1347
01:17:40,787 --> 01:17:44,089
who would write me checks
on my birthday.
1348
01:17:44,091 --> 01:17:46,127
[CONGREGATION CHUCKLING]
1349
01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:49,728
But, um...
1350
01:17:49,730 --> 01:17:54,767
But hearing all of you say
such nice things about her,
1351
01:17:54,769 --> 01:17:57,369
it just kinda makes me wonder
1352
01:17:57,371 --> 01:17:59,373
if that was
the same woman I knew.
1353
01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:02,974
I think what I've realized
the hardest part
1354
01:18:02,976 --> 01:18:04,509
about this whole thing
1355
01:18:04,511 --> 01:18:08,481
is figuring out
how to forgive someone
1356
01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:11,049
that you can't talk to.
1357
01:18:11,051 --> 01:18:14,285
To me, Dotty was tough,
you know?
1358
01:18:14,287 --> 01:18:15,888
She wasn't always nice.
1359
01:18:15,890 --> 01:18:18,824
I mean, my poor parents.
They just...
1360
01:18:18,826 --> 01:18:21,994
My dad just found out
that this guy, Herman,
1361
01:18:21,996 --> 01:18:24,530
is his real father.
1362
01:18:24,532 --> 01:18:28,067
And then Dotty told my mom
that she never liked her
1363
01:18:28,069 --> 01:18:30,302
because she's Jewish.
1364
01:18:30,304 --> 01:18:34,810
I mean, God, it's 2003,
for Christ's sake.
1365
01:18:37,177 --> 01:18:43,148
This is what happens when people
don't talk to each other.
1366
01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:48,219
This is why family shouldn't
keep secrets from one another.
1367
01:18:48,221 --> 01:18:52,958
To clear her conscience,
Dotty chose to burden us
1368
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,294
with just a bunch
of fucked-up shit.
1369
01:18:55,296 --> 01:18:58,397
- Thank you, Jamie.
- I'm not finished, Father.
1370
01:18:58,399 --> 01:19:00,266
[CONGREGATION MURMURING]
1371
01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,069
Um...
1372
01:19:04,137 --> 01:19:05,905
Before Dotty died,
1373
01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:10,241
she told me that she had me
baptized when I was a baby
1374
01:19:10,243 --> 01:19:13,077
without my parents knowing.
1375
01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:17,415
With you, actually.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
1376
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:21,019
Man, she must have really
wanted me to go to heaven.
1377
01:19:21,021 --> 01:19:22,388
But you know what
the funniest thing is?
1378
01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:25,290
After she told me
this whole baptism thing
1379
01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:27,293
and convinced me that religion
1380
01:19:27,295 --> 01:19:32,231
really needed to play
a much larger role in my life,
1381
01:19:32,233 --> 01:19:35,067
she told me a secret.
1382
01:19:35,069 --> 01:19:37,539
The secret of life.
1383
01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:42,942
- Jamie...
- Shh, not now.
1384
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:45,311
Oh, by the way,
this is Luke, everyone.
1385
01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:48,379
He officially becomes
a priest tomorrow!
1386
01:19:48,381 --> 01:19:52,483
Can we please give him
a round of applause?
1387
01:19:52,485 --> 01:19:54,186
Whoo! Okay, anyway.
1388
01:19:54,188 --> 01:19:56,021
So I was sitting
with Dotty, right?
1389
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:58,557
She just told me
about the baptism thing.
1390
01:19:58,559 --> 01:20:02,160
These words actually
come out of her mouth:
1391
01:20:02,162 --> 01:20:07,333
"Jamie, there is one thing
in this world you need to know,
1392
01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:11,536
but no one will have
the guts to tell you,
1393
01:20:11,538 --> 01:20:15,042
something I wish
I had been prepared for."
1394
01:20:20,213 --> 01:20:23,415
"Learn how to give
a proper blow job."
1395
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:24,983
- [CONGREGATION MURMURING]
- What?
1396
01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:28,353
Yup. So this woman
is on her deathbed,
1397
01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:30,388
and she decides
that her last words to me
1398
01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:34,460
are telling me that I need to
learn how to give head, okay?
1399
01:20:34,462 --> 01:20:38,930
So I chock this up to her
being old and demented.
1400
01:20:38,932 --> 01:20:43,568
But then I met this guy.
1401
01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:46,304
It was Luke, actually.
1402
01:20:46,306 --> 01:20:50,241
And he made me feel safe
and good about myself
1403
01:20:50,243 --> 01:20:53,445
when I came to the church
looking for answers.
1404
01:20:53,447 --> 01:20:55,046
Okay, Jamie, that's enough.
1405
01:20:55,048 --> 01:20:57,916
So good, in fact, that he...
1406
01:20:57,918 --> 01:21:02,287
he helped my sweet,
sweet grandma
1407
01:21:02,289 --> 01:21:04,423
get her dying wish.
1408
01:21:04,425 --> 01:21:07,259
[MURMURING CONTINUES]
1409
01:21:07,261 --> 01:21:08,960
Luke!
1410
01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:11,129
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
1411
01:21:11,131 --> 01:21:13,132
Luke, you were the one
who told me how easy it was
1412
01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:16,000
to get a crowd's attention.
1413
01:21:16,002 --> 01:21:18,070
Looks like I have it.
1414
01:21:18,072 --> 01:21:19,370
Okay, please, now, Jamie...
1415
01:21:19,372 --> 01:21:21,639
[CROWD GASPS]
1416
01:21:21,641 --> 01:21:24,710
Fuck! I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God!
1417
01:21:24,712 --> 01:21:27,211
Oh, my God.
1418
01:21:27,213 --> 01:21:29,281
Still wanna run away?
1419
01:21:29,283 --> 01:21:31,286
NED: Jamie! Jamie!
1420
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,655
Jamie!
1421
01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:36,554
Jamie!
1422
01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:37,956
Can I drive?
1423
01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:40,125
Hell no! Come on!
1424
01:21:40,127 --> 01:21:41,326
Jamie!
1425
01:21:41,328 --> 01:21:43,530
Oh, my God,
where are you going?
1426
01:21:45,231 --> 01:21:47,598
NED: Jamie! Jamie!
1427
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,438
SHIRA: Jamie! Oh, my God!
1428
01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:54,909
NED: Jamie!
1429
01:21:57,144 --> 01:21:59,648
Jamie, stop!
1430
01:22:02,115 --> 01:22:04,282
Shit.
1431
01:22:04,284 --> 01:22:06,151
SHIRA: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no no!
1432
01:22:06,153 --> 01:22:08,155
NED: No! Damn it.
1433
01:22:11,225 --> 01:22:13,558
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
1434
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:15,162
Shit! Shit.
1435
01:22:17,364 --> 01:22:18,696
[SCREAMS]
1436
01:22:18,698 --> 01:22:19,967
Oh, my God.
1437
01:22:22,603 --> 01:22:23,570
Oh!
1438
01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:28,206
All right! Whoo!
1439
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,340
Whoo!
1440
01:22:29,342 --> 01:22:31,512
That was fun.
[LAUGHS]
1441
01:22:36,617 --> 01:22:39,186
[CRASH]
1442
01:22:47,694 --> 01:22:49,428
[GROANS]
1443
01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:52,000
[PANTING]
1444
01:22:58,805 --> 01:23:00,339
[GROANING]
1445
01:23:00,341 --> 01:23:02,273
- NED: Can we get some help?
- [DYLAN COUGHS]
1446
01:23:02,275 --> 01:23:05,576
Hey, hey, Dylan, Dylan,
are you okay?
1447
01:23:05,578 --> 01:23:07,178
I think...
1448
01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:09,615
- I think I'm fine.
- Can we get some help?
1449
01:23:09,617 --> 01:23:12,151
Jamie, are you okay?
Jamie!
1450
01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,385
Fuck! Ow! Fuck.
1451
01:23:14,387 --> 01:23:16,621
[GROANS]
My arm.
1452
01:23:16,623 --> 01:23:18,057
Mom?
1453
01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:19,223
Dylan, are you okay?
1454
01:23:19,225 --> 01:23:22,260
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, on the grave.
1455
01:23:22,262 --> 01:23:23,631
Just... Okay.
1456
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,397
Whoa.
1457
01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:30,335
I can get out,
if you just grab my arm.
1458
01:23:30,337 --> 01:23:32,170
I can't. I can't.
1459
01:23:32,172 --> 01:23:33,474
Yes, you can!
1460
01:23:35,609 --> 01:23:36,778
[INHALES]
1461
01:23:40,547 --> 01:23:42,580
Okay.
1462
01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:44,516
Okay.
1463
01:23:44,518 --> 01:23:45,453
Okay.
1464
01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:48,821
Okay, let's go.
1465
01:23:48,823 --> 01:23:51,226
[DYLAN GRUNTS]
1466
01:23:52,326 --> 01:23:54,793
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
1467
01:23:54,795 --> 01:23:56,663
Okay, just get...
1468
01:24:01,368 --> 01:24:05,370
Guys, can someone try
to help me out of here?
1469
01:24:05,372 --> 01:24:08,206
My arm is fuckin' broken.
Guys!
1470
01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:10,642
Can someone...
1471
01:24:10,644 --> 01:24:11,742
SHIRA: Oh, my God.
Come on, honey.
1472
01:24:11,744 --> 01:24:13,245
[JAMIE GROANS]
My arm!
1473
01:24:13,247 --> 01:24:14,745
- Careful, her arm.
- Okay, I got it.
1474
01:24:14,747 --> 01:24:17,849
- Okay, here we go.
- Don't touch my arm.
1475
01:24:17,851 --> 01:24:18,884
- Pull.
- Okay.
1476
01:24:18,886 --> 01:24:20,686
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.
1477
01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:23,421
- Ow!
- All right, back up.
1478
01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,223
Don't touch my fuckin' arm!
Don't touch my fuckin' arm.
1479
01:24:25,225 --> 01:24:27,291
Okay, baby. It's fine.
1480
01:24:27,293 --> 01:24:29,695
Oh, my God!
What were you doing?
1481
01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:31,229
I don't know, man.
1482
01:24:31,231 --> 01:24:35,069
[LAUGHING]
1483
01:24:36,136 --> 01:24:37,468
DOCTOR: All right.
1484
01:24:37,470 --> 01:24:39,737
You guys gotta be more careful.
1485
01:24:39,739 --> 01:24:41,339
I gotta hand it to you.
1486
01:24:41,341 --> 01:24:43,909
Threw a pretty flawless funeral.
1487
01:24:43,911 --> 01:24:45,710
I mean, I think it went off
without a hitch, really,
1488
01:24:45,712 --> 01:24:47,245
wouldn't you say?
1489
01:24:47,247 --> 01:24:49,548
This is why I just
totally abandoned you
1490
01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:52,317
and let you plan it
all by yourself.
1491
01:24:52,319 --> 01:24:53,619
- Too soon?
- Really?
1492
01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:55,620
Yeah, a little too soon.
1493
01:24:55,622 --> 01:24:57,755
I, uh...
1494
01:24:57,757 --> 01:24:59,458
- About this week...
- Uh-huh.
1495
01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:01,692
- I am...
- Sorry?
1496
01:25:01,694 --> 01:25:04,228
- I know, I know.
- Very.
1497
01:25:04,230 --> 01:25:05,731
Oh, my God.
1498
01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:09,367
DOCTOR: And what color
would you like your cast to be?
1499
01:25:09,369 --> 01:25:11,305
- Purple.
- Okay.
1500
01:25:12,773 --> 01:25:15,240
[LAUGHING]
1501
01:25:15,242 --> 01:25:18,177
- Where's Herman?
- Shit.
1502
01:25:18,179 --> 01:25:20,379
[LAUGHING]
You forgot him?
1503
01:25:20,381 --> 01:25:22,414
Well, there's a couple things
going on here.
1504
01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:24,549
- Oh, my God!
- SHIRA: I will go get Herman.
1505
01:25:24,551 --> 01:25:25,851
Ah, no, you've done enough.
1506
01:25:25,853 --> 01:25:27,518
No. You guys have to go
to the reception.
1507
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:28,786
Honestly, I don't mind.
1508
01:25:28,788 --> 01:25:30,522
I will make sure
that he's got his...
1509
01:25:30,524 --> 01:25:32,624
all his hoods
and all his robes.
1510
01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:35,227
Don't forget his lighter fluid.
He needs that for the crosses.
1511
01:25:35,229 --> 01:25:37,499
Well, if they can all
fit in the car.
1512
01:25:41,402 --> 01:25:44,937
[LAUGHING]
1513
01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:48,476
♪♪ [GENTLE]
1514
01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,453
Appreciate it.
1515
01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,590
JAMIE: Hey.
1516
01:26:05,592 --> 01:26:07,561
Hey.
1517
01:26:09,697 --> 01:26:11,699
You're not a shitty dad.
1518
01:26:13,399 --> 01:26:15,567
I'm not?
I don't know.
1519
01:26:15,569 --> 01:26:17,768
I mean, my daughter just told
all of her friends and family
1520
01:26:17,770 --> 01:26:19,838
she had oral sex with a priest,
1521
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:23,008
so I think, I think
I'm pretty high up there.
1522
01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,311
Well, he's not a priest yet.
1523
01:26:26,313 --> 01:26:29,717
Oh, okay, well, then, you know,
then that... Okay, good.
1524
01:26:32,453 --> 01:26:33,488
Come here.
1525
01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:38,793
What a week.
1526
01:26:42,296 --> 01:26:44,295
There is nothing
that you can say
1527
01:26:44,297 --> 01:26:46,333
that would make me
love you less.
1528
01:26:51,604 --> 01:26:53,972
Hey, so, um...
1529
01:26:53,974 --> 01:26:55,973
how long is Herman staying?
1530
01:26:55,975 --> 01:26:58,710
Ooh, yeah, I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
1531
01:26:58,712 --> 01:27:00,379
Oh, yeah?
1532
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:02,347
What do you think about
a roommate situation?
1533
01:27:02,349 --> 01:27:04,750
You and him,
side-by-side bunk beds, right?
1534
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:05,787
Oh.
1535
01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:14,793
[KNOCKING]
1536
01:27:14,795 --> 01:27:16,727
Can I come in?
1537
01:27:16,729 --> 01:27:18,863
Well, you're already in.
1538
01:27:18,865 --> 01:27:19,897
Fair.
1539
01:27:19,899 --> 01:27:21,935
This was in the car.
1540
01:27:24,570 --> 01:27:27,004
I should've known
never to trust a guy
1541
01:27:27,006 --> 01:27:29,074
who doesn't like Harry Potter.
1542
01:27:29,076 --> 01:27:32,343
I think that's
a very good litmus test.
1543
01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,713
This also came for you.
It's from Luke.
1544
01:27:34,715 --> 01:27:36,013
I read it.
1545
01:27:36,015 --> 01:27:37,616
You what?
1546
01:27:37,618 --> 01:27:40,652
Relax. He told me I could.
He dropped it off.
1547
01:27:40,654 --> 01:27:44,055
And it took every ounce
of strength in my body
1548
01:27:44,057 --> 01:27:46,491
not to beat the shit
out of him.
1549
01:27:46,493 --> 01:27:47,692
But then I remembered,
1550
01:27:47,694 --> 01:27:51,396
"Oh, yeah,
you already did that."
1551
01:27:51,398 --> 01:27:53,397
What did it say?
1552
01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:56,634
Don't you wanna read it?
1553
01:27:56,636 --> 01:28:00,339
I don't know. I just think
it might be better if I...
1554
01:28:00,341 --> 01:28:02,840
let it go.
1555
01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:06,046
He's leaving.
That's all you need to know.
1556
01:28:08,948 --> 01:28:10,115
[SIGHS]
1557
01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:12,487
You know what? Good.
1558
01:28:14,621 --> 01:28:17,888
Mom, do you think Grandma
did this to us on purpose?
1559
01:28:17,890 --> 01:28:20,392
Ugh.
1560
01:28:20,394 --> 01:28:22,960
Honestly, I would love to think
that that's true
1561
01:28:22,962 --> 01:28:27,465
because it makes it easier
for me to hate her.
1562
01:28:27,467 --> 01:28:30,936
But no, she just was
really trying to feel
1563
01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:33,772
like she had some control.
1564
01:28:33,774 --> 01:28:36,844
Yeah, sometimes I feel
like I might be that way.
1565
01:28:38,578 --> 01:28:40,411
You know what?
1566
01:28:40,413 --> 01:28:44,116
Sometimes I feel
the same exact way.
1567
01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:47,919
I think everybody must.
1568
01:28:47,921 --> 01:28:50,921
This week was crazy.
1569
01:28:50,923 --> 01:28:52,391
Mmm.
1570
01:28:52,393 --> 01:28:54,025
We've been sad and messed up,
1571
01:28:54,027 --> 01:28:56,727
but I think
at the end of the day,
1572
01:28:56,729 --> 01:28:58,996
we're gonna realize that
all the mistakes that we made
1573
01:28:58,998 --> 01:29:02,069
turned out to be
very good mistakes for us.
1574
01:29:05,605 --> 01:29:07,571
Open, closed?
1575
01:29:07,573 --> 01:29:08,643
Surprise me.
1576
01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:11,112
[DOOR CLOSES]
1577
01:29:17,717 --> 01:29:21,152
People think you can
fix anything with a letter.
1578
01:29:21,154 --> 01:29:24,488
Like, if you manage
to write it down,
1579
01:29:24,490 --> 01:29:27,192
it's more meaningful
than actual words.
1580
01:29:27,194 --> 01:29:29,063
There's a permanence to it.
1581
01:29:34,467 --> 01:29:35,800
[SIGHS]
1582
01:29:35,802 --> 01:29:37,738
I guess it's worth a shot.
1583
01:29:44,478 --> 01:29:46,044
Isn't it funny
1584
01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:48,548
how you can never
remember much about summer?
1585
01:29:53,453 --> 01:29:57,022
I mean, we remember
that it happened.
1586
01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:58,557
That's my jam.
1587
01:29:58,559 --> 01:30:00,157
Like, when your hands
get sticky
1588
01:30:00,159 --> 01:30:02,727
from ice cream
melting off the cone.
1589
01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:04,830
I think I got something!
1590
01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:05,964
Swimming with friends.
1591
01:30:05,966 --> 01:30:07,001
Nah, I think it's just brush.
1592
01:30:10,002 --> 01:30:12,236
Sleeping till 2:00.
1593
01:30:12,238 --> 01:30:13,737
Slow down, slow down,
slow down.
1594
01:30:13,739 --> 01:30:15,574
Borrowing the car.
1595
01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:17,476
I'm going like
six miles per hour.
1596
01:30:17,478 --> 01:30:19,811
Or that feeling you get
1597
01:30:19,813 --> 01:30:22,981
when you walk back in
on the first day of school.
1598
01:30:22,983 --> 01:30:24,685
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
1599
01:30:31,824 --> 01:30:33,258
This summer,
1600
01:30:33,260 --> 01:30:36,160
I totally, completely,
1601
01:30:36,162 --> 01:30:39,731
and utterly fucked up.
1602
01:30:39,733 --> 01:30:41,168
Hey, crazy.
1603
01:30:44,171 --> 01:30:46,106
How was your summer?
1604
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,778
And that's okay.
1605
01:30:58,952 --> 01:31:02,722
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01:31:02,724 --> 01:31:05,723
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01:31:05,725 --> 01:31:07,894
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1608
01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:23,174
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1609
01:31:23,176 --> 01:31:27,611
♪ Underneath the big beehive ♪
1610
01:31:27,613 --> 01:31:30,248
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1611
01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:34,785
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1612
01:31:34,787 --> 01:31:37,923
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1613
01:31:37,925 --> 01:31:42,227
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1614
01:31:42,229 --> 01:31:44,896
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1615
01:31:44,898 --> 01:31:49,567
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1616
01:31:49,569 --> 01:31:54,908
♪ Dance with me ♪
1617
01:31:56,275 --> 01:32:02,182
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1618
01:32:03,917 --> 01:32:06,918
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1619
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:10,955
♪ Calls us back to our rooms ♪
1620
01:32:10,957 --> 01:32:14,628
♪ And morning always
comes too soon ♪
1621
01:32:36,048 --> 01:32:42,720
♪ Dance with me ♪
1622
01:32:42,722 --> 01:32:48,828
♪ Beneath the circuitry ♪
1623
01:32:50,631 --> 01:32:54,001
♪ Meet me by the water ♪
1624
01:32:57,637 --> 01:33:01,171
♪ Bring your ♪
1625
01:33:01,173 --> 01:33:04,808
♪ Bring ♪
1626
01:33:04,810 --> 01:33:09,983
♪ Dance with me ♪
1627
01:33:19,259 --> 01:33:21,662
♪ Stay ♪
1628
01:33:26,298 --> 01:33:30,237
♪ Morning always
comes too soon ♪
1629
01:33:58,097 --> 01:34:01,702
♪♪ [SOFT PIANO]
1629
01:34:02,305 --> 01:34:08,294
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