1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,000 ~ The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir (2018) ~ 2 00:00:23,584 --> 00:00:24,834 A long, long time ago, 3 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:28,834 Someone declared that all men were born free and equal. 4 00:00:29,126 --> 00:00:30,834 And that means all men. 5 00:00:31,126 --> 00:00:33,167 And that means all women. 6 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:34,751 Everyone equal. 7 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:38,167 That would be one set of rules for everyone. 8 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:39,917 A level playing field. 9 00:00:40,084 --> 00:00:42,292 Life would be fair. 10 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,042 But even if that were true, 11 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,792 one micro-second after we are born, 12 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:48,792 chance steps in. 13 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,167 Who your parents are, 14 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:52,109 your neighborhood, 15 00:00:52,134 --> 00:00:53,834 the family's net income, 16 00:00:54,126 --> 00:00:55,042 your health, 17 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,084 your size, 18 00:00:56,251 --> 00:00:57,459 your looks. 19 00:00:58,084 --> 00:01:01,751 Once the tyranny of chance starts laying down the law, 20 00:01:01,876 --> 00:01:04,792 there is no more level playing field. 21 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:06,626 Chance is everything. 22 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,009 Ultimately, 23 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:11,834 we play with the hand it deals us. 24 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:15,417 "The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir" 25 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:20,459 This is the story of Ajatashatru Lavash Patel. 26 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,001 And these are the cards 27 00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:24,251 chance dealt him. 28 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:33,876 Judge Mowani is a bastard. 29 00:01:34,042 --> 00:01:36,501 He's a scum! A dirty thief! 30 00:01:36,584 --> 00:01:38,167 You all are idiots! 31 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:42,001 Who the hell are you? What do you want? 32 00:01:42,292 --> 00:01:44,376 Dirty bag! You bastard! 33 00:01:44,501 --> 00:01:47,251 Garbage, scum! 34 00:01:47,376 --> 00:01:48,334 Get out! 35 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:51,084 Are you here to beat the shit out of us? 36 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,000 No. 37 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:55,042 - That's what the other said that. - And then, he beat all of us! 38 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:57,792 I'm here to tell a story. 39 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:58,626 A story? 40 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400 Yes. 41 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:01,459 What kind of a story? 42 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,042 A tragedy. 43 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:04,082 A tragedy? 44 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,126 I think I prefer the beating. 45 00:02:09,501 --> 00:02:13,126 Judge Mowani just sentenced you to four years in juvenile prison. 46 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:16,084 I think you have time for a story. 47 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:17,084 May I? 48 00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:24,542 I was born in Bombay, 49 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:27,126 in the small, small area of Worli. 50 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:28,709 When I was young, 51 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:32,417 I knew nothing about the rest of the world. 52 00:02:33,251 --> 00:02:34,209 Nothing. 53 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,626 Siringh, why are the San Continental sheets not ready? 54 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:39,792 You really need to be quicker on this! 55 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:44,109 I am the only son of a wonderful, loving, very very hardworking woman, 56 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:46,109 named Siringh Lavash Patel. 57 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,376 Four more loads have arrived! 58 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:50,667 You have to stay late tonight! 59 00:02:51,336 --> 00:02:52,836 Siringh, bring out the two loads... 60 00:02:53,501 --> 00:02:55,709 Aja, you have to keep out of trouble. 61 00:02:55,834 --> 00:02:57,209 You can't keep doing this! 62 00:02:57,334 --> 00:02:59,417 You can't keep getting into trouble like this. 63 00:02:59,501 --> 00:03:00,609 They will take you away. 64 00:03:00,634 --> 00:03:03,584 I am a single mother. Do you understand what I'm saying? 65 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:05,459 They will take you away from me. 66 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,470 You can't keep getting into trouble like this with your cousins. 67 00:03:09,478 --> 00:03:10,478 You'll have to stop it. 68 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:13,751 If they send you to jail, 69 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:16,001 I will not go get you. 70 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,626 I will not! 71 00:03:24,459 --> 00:03:25,376 Eat. 72 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:32,584 You are too skinny. 73 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:35,792 You have to be strong 74 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:39,292 if you want me to take you with me to Paris one day. 75 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:42,084 Eat. 76 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:43,584 Eat! 77 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:47,126 Come on, eat. You're too skinny. Eat, Moohini. 78 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:48,209 Eat! 79 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,501 When I was very young, 80 00:03:52,626 --> 00:03:55,501 my mother also deny the fact that I ever have a father. 81 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,501 She claimed I'm some kind of miracle, 82 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:00,834 some kind of magic. 83 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,700 Thank you very much, and you have... 84 00:04:02,834 --> 00:04:03,626 Obviously, 85 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:05,026 I didn't believe her. 86 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:06,690 Tomorrow mangoes for you. 87 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Okay, I'll come and get it tomorrow. 88 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,251 Mama, is that him? 89 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,300 No. 90 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,360 Siringh, 91 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:18,584 I need the Maharaja Hotel and Grand Presidency sheets. 92 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:20,501 Now! Quick! 93 00:04:20,626 --> 00:04:22,376 Why is it always so long? 94 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:23,501 Hurry! 95 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:26,417 Mama, 96 00:04:27,251 --> 00:04:28,334 is that him? 97 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:29,900 No! 98 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:33,917 Is that him? 99 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,100 No! 100 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:36,334 No, he is not! 101 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:39,334 Stop asking. You cannot ask me this question again and again! 102 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,084 You do not have a father. 103 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:50,074 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 104 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,709 So handsome. 105 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,834 My little man. 106 00:05:01,808 --> 00:05:04,026 Now, let's repeat the continents. 107 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:05,919 The continents are Europe... 108 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:08,709 Before school, my world was very very small. 109 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,167 We had no TV and no Internet. 110 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:12,259 My whole world stretch 111 00:05:12,342 --> 00:05:15,751 from my cousin Bhatuk's house to my cousin Bheem's home. 112 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:18,042 Nothing else existed for me. 113 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,250 So as I learn about the rest of the world, 114 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:27,200 one of the most mind blowing thing I discovered was that... 115 00:05:27,209 --> 00:05:28,417 Mama! 116 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:29,292 I was poor. 117 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,376 Are we poor? 118 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,084 - No. - We are! 119 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,792 How can you say we are not poor? 120 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:39,792 I went to school now. I know things. 121 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,209 We are very very poor. 122 00:05:41,334 --> 00:05:43,626 We are rich because we have one another. 123 00:05:45,126 --> 00:05:46,584 But that does not make us rich. 124 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 We're going to need to do some more test. This is very serious. 125 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:56,876 I'm sorry... 126 00:05:59,251 --> 00:06:00,542 I understand. 127 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,251 And one day, 128 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,167 at the doctor's office, 129 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:12,834 I made an extraordinary discovery. 130 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:14,709 That's a nothing. 131 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:16,667 But the color is different. 132 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,542 - This one is the best. - Wow. 133 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:21,292 And all the furniture are very good name. 134 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:23,751 Just like Vinterdimma collection, 135 00:06:23,876 --> 00:06:25,792 or the Rostig Lördag collection, 136 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:27,709 or the Bergman Bögart collection. 137 00:06:29,251 --> 00:06:31,376 When I become very, very rich, 138 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:33,834 my bedroom will be the Borgshot collection. 139 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:37,501 Moohini, in the living room, we could have Scötken coffee table. 140 00:06:37,626 --> 00:06:39,876 My favorite collection is... 141 00:06:40,126 --> 00:06:41,792 the Djup Sömn collection, 142 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:44,209 Trädtoppar's special edition. 143 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,292 The Khoobsurut collection, designed by Ajatashatru. 144 00:06:54,584 --> 00:06:58,459 The Sundaryat collection, designed by the famous Ajatashatru. 145 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,542 And the Taranchalah Collection, 146 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:04,326 designed by the extraordinary Ajatashatru. 147 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:07,117 Aja, stop doing that. 148 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:09,501 - Was that my father? - No. 149 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:12,459 That year, two things became clear. 150 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,876 One: I was poor. 151 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,834 And two: I no longer wanted to be poor. 152 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,042 Excuse me. 153 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,292 Faster! 154 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:41,459 Here. 155 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:44,042 Hurry! 156 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:46,126 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 157 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:47,626 This is very heavy. 158 00:07:47,751 --> 00:07:48,667 Come, come! 159 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:51,751 And see the famous Aja! 160 00:08:18,876 --> 00:08:20,501 So, through the years, 161 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,459 we did all sorts of magic. 162 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,001 Magic show, magic show! 163 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:28,834 Levitation. 164 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,875 Your chance to watch the incredible... 165 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:35,077 - Illusion - ...incredible, extraordinary, Aja! 166 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:38,084 Psychic surgery. 167 00:08:40,459 --> 00:08:41,209 Hello my friends, 168 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:42,734 is this your first time in India? 169 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:44,253 - Yes. - Alright. 170 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:45,967 Is this your first time in India? 171 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:46,784 - Yes. - Nice. 172 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:48,687 - Is this your first time in India? - Yeah. 173 00:08:56,792 --> 00:09:01,417 More and more, the magic show was just a minor part of our activities. 174 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,526 - Is this all we have made? - Yes. 175 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,126 Next time, 40%. 176 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,459 Not 40%! 177 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:16,876 This is my neighborhood. 178 00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:19,626 Hi. 179 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:24,042 Sorry I'm late, I guess I was stuck at work by a big dinosaur... 180 00:09:24,584 --> 00:09:28,667 Mom, I want you to eat, the doctor says you must eat. 181 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:30,417 Aja... 182 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:35,501 Mom, you have to be strong for me to take you to Paris. 183 00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:38,584 We have no money to go to Paris. 184 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:42,626 Mom, I'm taking you to Paris. 185 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:44,709 Who will take care of Moohini? 186 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:48,709 Mom, Moohini is blessed, you're not supposed to take care of her. 187 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,792 She's supposed to take care of you. 188 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,417 We're going to Paris, mom. 189 00:09:52,501 --> 00:09:54,251 Tonight, you are eating. 190 00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:56,376 Yes, Aja. 191 00:09:57,134 --> 00:10:00,334 Then, before we could go to Paris, 192 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:02,917 the bad news came. 193 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:05,084 What's wrong, Moohini? 194 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:11,592 Her heart... 195 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:12,700 Mom! 196 00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:14,542 ...just stopped beating. 197 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:19,209 So, she never got to go to Paris? 198 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,300 No. 199 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,251 Chance did not help me out with that promise. 200 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:22,376 My father's name was Pierre-André Martin. 201 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:24,767 He was French, from Paris. 202 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:28,059 He was a street performer, like me. 203 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:34,084 My father wrote my mother hundreds of beautiful love letters. 204 00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:35,584 One of his letter said that 205 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:39,084 if my mother's parents ever agree to let her to marry him, 206 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:42,501 she should come to Paris, and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 207 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,876 Every Sunday, he would wait for her. 208 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:48,351 If he wasn't there, 209 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,501 she was to fold the letter into a airplane 210 00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:53,751 and throw it towards the city. 211 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,459 It would magically take her to him. 212 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:06,751 I borrowed some rupees from Giri. 213 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,667 We were going to Paris. 214 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,084 Go, you are free now. Find another family. 215 00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:11,834 Watch over me, Moohini! 216 00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,376 Go! 217 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,751 With nothing more than my mother's ashes, 218 00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:24,001 a passport and a fake 100 euro, 219 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:26,626 I flew hundreds of miles to Paris, 220 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,417 in search of my father. 221 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,084 Is this your first time in Paris? 222 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,503 Uh, yes. 223 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,251 That's perfect. 224 00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,792 You want a taxi? 225 00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:03,084 - That's why I... - Please, follow me. 226 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,084 Where do you want to go first? 227 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:08,334 Some people want to see the Eiffel Tower. 228 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:10,626 That's an obvious choice. 229 00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:14,542 But some people dream of Montmartre, others go to the Louvre. 230 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,709 Some want to see the Champs-Élysées. 231 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,376 Paris is the most beautiful city in the world. 232 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:22,084 You will see it all for the first time. 233 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,667 The Arc de Triomphe for the first time. 234 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,751 The Jardin Du Luxembourg for the first time. 235 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,001 This will be the most beautiful day of your life. 236 00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:33,167 You'll tell your children and your grandchildren about this day. 237 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,126 You are lucky man. 238 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,434 I don't know if there is Uber in your country, 239 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,176 but in Paris, they are killing the taxi industry. 240 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:44,001 They're stealing our jobs. It's not right. 241 00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:45,717 Uber is hell. 242 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,742 Now I have to work a second job on the weekend. 243 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:49,501 So, what do you do? 244 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:52,501 Uber. 245 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:56,209 What is the government thinking? 246 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,292 And then I realize, 247 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,209 this man was stealing from me. 248 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,309 Gustave was a thief. 249 00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:08,267 He was terrific. 250 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,167 Polite, lively conversation. 251 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:13,792 A very endearing personality. 252 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,459 I should have been furious, but I was not, 253 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,001 because I realize that for the first time in my life, 254 00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:23,709 I, was the rich tourist. 255 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:35,751 Aja, do you have my telephone number? 256 00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:37,667 Yes, absolutely. 257 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,042 Here you go. 258 00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,709 Thank you. Thank you very much. 259 00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:45,334 Gustave, it's an honor 260 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:48,117 and a privilege to have met you. 261 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:51,501 No, it's an honor is for me to have met you. 262 00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,326 - See you soon. - See you soon. 263 00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,251 Such a beautiful city. 264 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,876 And so many choices. 265 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,292 So, where did you want to go first? 266 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,209 My favorite furniture store. 267 00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:35,209 Hedar och Skogar. 268 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:39,084 Best loveseat ever. 269 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:52,251 The extraordinary Vinterdimma collection. 270 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:55,417 Döva Tidvatten, cushion collection. 271 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,751 The elegant Sharton collection. 272 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,626 The Brandchat collection. 273 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,050 - Have you ever been in love? - No. 274 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,084 You, 275 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,251 have you been in love? 276 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:28,792 I am 13 years old. 277 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,917 - He likes Naveena. - No, I don't. 278 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,709 She is 16 years old and he loves her. 279 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:33,626 Shut up! 280 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:35,001 He doesn't like her? 281 00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,417 Yes, he loves her! 282 00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,584 Don't say that or I'll hit you. 283 00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,001 Stop. 284 00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:41,292 It's OK. 285 00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,792 It doesn't matter if you're in love with Naveena. 286 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:44,876 I'm not in love with her! 287 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400 Okay, OK. 288 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,459 Anyway... 289 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:55,501 Due to a unique geomagnetic field, 290 00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:57,167 love in Paris 291 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,584 is ten times stronger than anywhere else. 292 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,376 For hundreds of hundreds of years, 293 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:05,001 love in Paris has inspired many books, 294 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:09,292 films, songs, poems, paintings. 295 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,501 Have you heard of this? 296 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:12,427 No. 297 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:13,501 What they teach you in school? 298 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,709 We don't go to school. 299 00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:20,126 You don't go to school... 300 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,292 Honey, I'm so sorry, I'm late from work. 301 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,459 It's just the traffic was crazy. 302 00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:30,751 And I promised you dinner. Please do not get mad at me. 303 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,876 I'll cook for you. It'll be delicious. 304 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,859 Sorry, I really have to test the living room before buying them. 305 00:18:42,942 --> 00:18:45,026 You see, living rooms are not just about the designs 306 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:48,292 but about... how you feel 307 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,792 - when you enter them. - Hm. 308 00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:53,813 Okay... 309 00:18:57,926 --> 00:19:00,134 Honey, I can't find the keys to my car. 310 00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:03,126 Have you found them? 311 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:07,834 Oh my God! 312 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,751 My boss is driving me nuts. 313 00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,209 Is the pressure getting to you, honey? 314 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,542 How could you do this to me? 315 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,042 With my own brother? 316 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,584 What? No, no! I am not his brother. 317 00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:24,084 Your brother and I are in love. 318 00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,709 We are moving to Guatemala. 319 00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:27,019 No... 320 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,376 Not Guatemala. Not Guatemala! 321 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,417 I'm pregnant. 322 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,001 What? 323 00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:38,934 Because of Paris's unique geomagnetic field, 324 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,501 Marie and I bonded instantaneously. 325 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:46,334 Why would a beautiful American girl be interested in a fakir from India? 326 00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:48,876 I don't know. 327 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,709 But chance finally seem to run my side. 328 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,251 That day, 329 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:57,834 Marie listened to me when I told her all about India. 330 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,167 About the colors and sounds. 331 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,376 Dresses, tastes. 332 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,001 Its hundreds of languages. 333 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,417 Religions and customs. 334 00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:09,301 About the immensity of Bombay 335 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,751 and the charm of my small neighborhood. 336 00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:24,626 Only in the deepest part of India. 337 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,626 I have to... go. 338 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,051 Since I left Chicago, 339 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:35,284 I worked at a really, really boring U.S. consulting company. 340 00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:38,001 It's called Wilson & Williams. 341 00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,251 Why did you leave Chicago? 342 00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:45,209 Well, I left with my best friend, Rose. 343 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:49,292 My parents hate her. They think she's a bad influence. 344 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,367 - Is she? - No. 345 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:56,251 My parents blame her for me leaving my future husband at the altar. 346 00:20:58,729 --> 00:20:59,929 - Wow. - Yeah. 347 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200 Okay. Um... 348 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:09,084 I want you to have this newspaper clipping. 349 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:11,342 Why? 350 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,242 Because it's like a promise that we see each other again. 351 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,126 Since it's... very, very important to me. 352 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,067 I... 353 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,251 And... I'll have your pen. 354 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,292 How did you... 355 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,501 I'll see you tomorrow? 356 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:27,542 I don't know... 357 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,084 At the Eiffel Tower? 358 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,376 Seven o'clock? 359 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,251 Okay, but this is not a date. 360 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,709 - You don't date? - No. 361 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,459 I don't date, ever. 362 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,100 Oh... 363 00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:53,542 Here in Paris, we... we usually do it on the cheeks. 364 00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:55,376 I'm so sorry. 365 00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:57,084 It's okay. 366 00:21:57,727 --> 00:21:59,927 Uh... Huh... 367 00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:24,001 I always thinking that maybe I could become a lesbian. 368 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,167 Why? 369 00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:27,459 Why not? 370 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:31,626 I mean you don't like sleeping with women and... 371 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:35,167 From what I heard that's a pretty big part of being a lesbian. 372 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,501 Well, I could learn to like it. 373 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,392 You know, I hated eating broccoli when I was a kid. 374 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:42,417 Now, I eat broccoli all the time. 375 00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:45,917 And... It's such a cool lifestyle. 376 00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:48,167 Rose, you're 27 years old. 377 00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:50,834 I think you would known by now if you were a lesbian. 378 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,400 Hm, hum... 379 00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:03,709 What? 380 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,367 - I may have... met someone. - Oh my God! 381 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,800 - At last! Oh my God! - Wait. Wait, wait, wait... 382 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,501 Is it a girl? 383 00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:18,792 Since I had no money, 384 00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:21,376 I chose to stay there for the night. 385 00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:44,209 Exhausted by my travels, 386 00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:46,501 I quickly fell asleep. 387 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,584 Unfortunately, 388 00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:49,376 I was mistaken. 389 00:23:49,501 --> 00:23:52,167 Chance, was still not on my side. 390 00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:53,501 Not at all. 391 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:55,501 In the middle of the night, 392 00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:57,917 out of the 2,000 pieces of furniture... 393 00:23:58,084 --> 00:23:58,792 That one. 394 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:01,209 ...and 15 different wardrobes, 395 00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:04,459 mine was the one they had to pick. 396 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:08,001 Chance, was definitely not on my side. 397 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:31,667 [Welcome to England] 398 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,042 Where are we? Where are we going? 399 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,709 We're heading to the land of milk and honey. 400 00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,209 Milk and honey? 401 00:24:46,334 --> 00:24:47,784 - London. - London? 402 00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:50,459 Yes, where everything grows in abundance, 403 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:52,792 where there are cars, houses and jobs. 404 00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,001 Beer. Lots of beer. 405 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:56,584 We don't drink beer. 406 00:24:56,709 --> 00:24:57,751 We hate beer. 407 00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:01,167 You all, illegal immigrants? 408 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:02,834 And you are not? 409 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,876 No, I am a tourist. 410 00:25:05,042 --> 00:25:05,834 A tourist? 411 00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:08,084 Traveling in a wardrobe? 412 00:25:08,377 --> 00:25:09,177 Yes, 413 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:10,917 you are doing the famous wardrobe tour. 414 00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:14,526 Wardrobes have great leg room. 415 00:25:14,909 --> 00:25:15,709 Yes, 416 00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:18,834 I traveled to Bora Bora in a business class wardrobe. 417 00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:22,001 No. Really, I'm a tourist. 418 00:25:22,126 --> 00:25:23,209 We're all tourists. 419 00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:25,667 I have my passport. I'm from India. See... 420 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:27,292 See. 421 00:25:30,251 --> 00:25:31,042 Somalia. 422 00:25:32,096 --> 00:25:32,896 Somalia. 423 00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:35,334 We have been traveling for 18 months. 424 00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:38,459 We've been walking for weeks and weeks. 425 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:41,334 Actually, in the beginning, there were many more of us. 426 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:42,584 In Libya, 427 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,751 we've been attacked by bandits. 428 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,209 The smugglers sank our ship 429 00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,751 two miles from the Italian coast. 430 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:54,751 Only a few of us made it to the Italian shore. 431 00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:57,584 Then we crossed the French border. 432 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,876 Now, it's only five of us left. 433 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:04,417 Why would you go through all of this? 434 00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:08,751 Our families has been displaced by war. 435 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,260 We must send money to them. 436 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,680 They are starving. 437 00:26:17,084 --> 00:26:18,417 Isn't it the same for you? 438 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,542 I am a tourist. 439 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,626 There is African proverb, it says: 440 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:29,200 "He who swallows coconut (whole) has faith in his buttock." 441 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,459 I don't see the relevance. 442 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:34,792 No relevance. 443 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,834 I just love the proverb. 444 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,042 Why are we stopping? 445 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,459 - What's happening? - Shh... 446 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:47,751 - Dog... - What dog? 447 00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:48,834 Let's run. 448 00:27:01,584 --> 00:27:02,876 Border police. 449 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:03,834 I have my passport. 450 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:05,417 Never show your passport. 451 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:06,417 Go, go, go, go, go. 452 00:27:11,459 --> 00:27:12,459 - Freeze! - Police! 453 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:14,042 Police! Stop! 454 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,459 Bloody hell! 455 00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:18,301 Moohini! 456 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,501 Moohini, aren't you supposed to watch over me? 457 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:28,459 Go left! Go left! 458 00:27:52,876 --> 00:27:54,626 I cannot go back. 459 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,501 Hey you, stop! 460 00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:03,751 C'mon over here! 461 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:10,709 Okay, hold it right there! 462 00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:12,584 Wait. 463 00:28:20,126 --> 00:28:22,626 I am Ajatashatru Lavash Patel, 464 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:26,501 a famous fakir, from India. 465 00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:28,459 Well, good for fucking you. 466 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,667 I'm going to make my friend here... 467 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:33,751 disappear... 468 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:37,417 and reappear far away. 469 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,251 This I must see. 470 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,626 Right, Copperfield, where is he? 471 00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:58,834 Oh, shit! 472 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:01,584 I'll get that one. You look after the fakir. 473 00:29:02,892 --> 00:29:04,059 Alright, sunshine. 474 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:06,584 No more funny business, okay? 475 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,001 - I said "No more funny business." - Okay, OK. 476 00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:16,251 Let's go. 477 00:29:16,751 --> 00:29:18,584 Just this one, last one. 478 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,542 Put these back on. 479 00:29:21,876 --> 00:29:23,209 Kinda like this? 480 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:26,209 No, no, no, no, no. We need the documents ready. 481 00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:27,126 Sir! 482 00:29:27,251 --> 00:29:28,051 Sir, it's a mistake! 483 00:29:28,151 --> 00:29:29,438 I am not part of this group, sir! 484 00:29:29,441 --> 00:29:30,311 I'm not in this group. 485 00:29:30,642 --> 00:29:32,459 Sir, this man is right. 486 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:34,001 This man is telling the truth. 487 00:29:34,126 --> 00:29:37,084 No one in this group is part of this group. 488 00:29:37,301 --> 00:29:38,101 Yes. 489 00:29:39,834 --> 00:29:42,376 Sir, please, I have to go back to Paris. 490 00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:44,501 Houdini, come with me. 491 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:46,709 Sir! 492 00:29:48,176 --> 00:29:49,776 - This yours? - Yes. 493 00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:53,542 What are you doing? That's my passport! 494 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,501 It was a fake. 495 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:56,209 No! It wasn't! 496 00:29:56,334 --> 00:29:58,542 You have talent: You make people disappear. 497 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,167 I make fake fake passports disappear. 498 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,334 But that's my passport! 499 00:30:01,459 --> 00:30:03,209 Let's not dwell on the past, should we? What about this? 500 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:04,167 Real? 501 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:05,209 Fake? Fake, real, fake, real... 502 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:10,542 - False. - Fake, yep. 503 00:30:12,876 --> 00:30:15,376 Here... is your pen, 504 00:30:16,709 --> 00:30:18,292 your photos 505 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:19,501 and the... 506 00:30:21,209 --> 00:30:24,209 You can even keep this love letter from your father. 507 00:30:26,876 --> 00:30:28,251 Very well written. 508 00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:30,584 Poignant. 509 00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:33,084 He kept that bullshit real. 510 00:30:33,626 --> 00:30:34,459 Now, 511 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,501 here is a map 512 00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:39,417 of the world. 513 00:30:39,501 --> 00:30:40,376 This... 514 00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:42,751 is England. 515 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:43,834 There is no map. 516 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:47,334 Yes, yes. Usually we have a map here. 517 00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:48,792 Bear with me. 518 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,459 You are not allowed 519 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,292 here. Yes? 520 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,625 You, 521 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:54,167 not allowed 522 00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:55,459 here. 523 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:58,001 Do you understand English? 524 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:00,650 - We have been speaking English. - Answer the question is part of our protocol. 525 00:31:00,851 --> 00:31:01,651 Yes! 526 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:03,167 Where do you... 527 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:04,084 you... 528 00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:04,834 where 529 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,334 do you want to go? 530 00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:08,126 Where? 531 00:31:08,626 --> 00:31:10,301 - Paris! - Ah, Pa--ri--s. 532 00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:13,812 If we send you back to France, 533 00:31:13,815 --> 00:31:15,994 you'll be right back here next week with your little Hangö face 534 00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:17,184 and a brand new name 535 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,876 on a brand new fake passport. 536 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:20,501 But I don't want to come to England. 537 00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:22,001 Is it the weather? 538 00:31:22,044 --> 00:31:22,844 No! 539 00:31:23,151 --> 00:31:23,942 You lost. Gerard! 540 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:29,417 I'm going to ask you to sign your statement. 541 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:31,501 But I've not made any statement yet. 542 00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:33,501 I know, I know. 543 00:31:35,142 --> 00:31:35,942 Oh... 544 00:31:36,192 --> 00:31:38,392 Oh, you are serious. Rights, okay... Hm... 545 00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:40,792 Yep, go on then. 546 00:31:42,626 --> 00:31:46,334 I admit that I stayed back in the Swedish furniture store. 547 00:31:46,459 --> 00:31:48,542 I was afraid they might think I'm a thief. 548 00:31:48,667 --> 00:31:52,084 I hid in a wardrobe. But that was my only crime. 549 00:31:52,251 --> 00:31:54,501 My mother is still there, in a vase. 550 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:57,542 She is dead. Then I met Marie. 551 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,376 You are not taking any notes! 552 00:32:01,626 --> 00:32:03,751 No, no. I prefer my statement. 553 00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:07,667 Let me let you in to a secret. 554 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:10,292 We have a charter plane... 555 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,167 booked for Spain, 556 00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:15,251 but not a single illegal here is actually from there. 557 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:19,001 Can... Can you please just send me back to Paris? 558 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:20,542 Can I sing you the answer? 559 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:25,251 ♪ I have a charter for Spain ♪ 560 00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:29,584 ♪ And I need to fill that plane ♪ 561 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:33,876 ♪ You are a persona non grata ♪ ["persona non grate": person not appreciated] 562 00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:36,542 ♪ You need to go to Barcelona ♪ 563 00:32:38,126 --> 00:32:40,042 ♪ Once you're there ♪ 564 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,792 ♪ Please refrain ♪ 565 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:45,334 ♪ From coming back by bus or train ♪ 566 00:32:45,459 --> 00:32:47,042 No, no, no, no, no. That's not possible! 567 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,634 I have to go back to Paris. 568 00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:51,601 ♪ I'm gonna need you to sing that ♪ 569 00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,042 What? 570 00:32:54,084 --> 00:32:56,084 Sing it. We're singing! 571 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,834 ♪ Marie's waiting at the Eiffel Tower ♪ 572 00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:02,459 ♪ It's not a date ♪ 573 00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,834 ♪ But I will bring flowers ♪ 574 00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:06,959 ♪ I'm begging you for your empathy ♪ 575 00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:09,376 ♪ Help me go back to... ♪ 576 00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:10,167 ♪ Pa--ri--s ♪ 577 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,709 ♪ Your protests ♪ 578 00:33:13,376 --> 00:33:15,334 ♪ Are in vain ♪ 579 00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:19,459 ♪ You can visit Andalusia ♪ 580 00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:23,209 ♪ Malaga, Seville, Segovia ♪ 581 00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:27,459 ♪ Eat tapas with your best pal ♪ 582 00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:30,334 ♪ Even play tennis with Nadal ♪ 583 00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:31,792 I don't play tennis. 584 00:33:47,801 --> 00:33:50,334 This old man shakes his fan. 585 00:33:50,459 --> 00:33:52,334 Send him to his native land. 586 00:33:52,459 --> 00:33:54,251 These kids love churros. 587 00:33:54,751 --> 00:33:56,501 Off they go to Burgos. 588 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,501 This beauty looks like Shakira. 589 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:00,626 People just love Barcelona. 590 00:34:00,751 --> 00:34:02,292 Shakira is from Colombia. 591 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,376 Hips do not "mentira" (lie). 592 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,292 She should go back to "su casa" (her home). 593 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:10,459 How many times must I explain, "You're all going to Spain!" 594 00:34:17,876 --> 00:34:18,751 Papers? 595 00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:21,001 Step aside. 596 00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:22,667 Come on. 597 00:34:24,126 --> 00:34:25,042 Papers. 598 00:34:27,709 --> 00:34:29,126 No papers. 599 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,684 - Are you Spanish? - No. 600 00:34:36,217 --> 00:34:38,167 Anyone here from Spain? 601 00:34:41,584 --> 00:34:46,584 Does anyone here actually have any connection whatsoever to Spain? 602 00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:50,126 What about you? 603 00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:53,126 I am British. 604 00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:54,501 I am Swiss. 605 00:34:54,951 --> 00:34:56,451 "Maigaru, fina buda." 606 00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:59,626 And we have arrived in Barcelona, 607 00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:03,501 there was a huge, huge war going on 608 00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:05,459 between Captain Smith 609 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,142 and Inspector Fernandez. 610 00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:11,317 - Respectfully, UK would not tolerate its loss flouted by your migrants. - Respectfully, the Spanish kingdom will not have your migrants... 611 00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:13,417 You mistake... 612 00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:17,167 We will not suffer the consequences of your lax approach to border control. 613 00:35:17,192 --> 00:35:18,392 - Stupid cow! - Tú boogers! 614 00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:38,542 We ended up as hostages to this dispute. 615 00:35:41,584 --> 00:35:43,292 We were prisoners. 616 00:35:58,334 --> 00:35:59,542 Please tell me you are calling... 617 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,751 Because you feeling guilty for having sex on your first date, 618 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:06,584 which you insisted is not an official date, which remind you most definitely is. 619 00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:07,751 Unfortunately, not, 620 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:12,001 given that it's impossible to have sex with someone who never show up. 621 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,751 Technically, that's not true. 622 00:36:13,876 --> 00:36:16,834 With apps like Snapchat, you can send really hot pictures of your... 623 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,700 Rose. 624 00:36:17,751 --> 00:36:19,917 And then he warps it out and takes a picture of his... 625 00:36:19,976 --> 00:36:20,776 Rose! 626 00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:22,001 You messed up. 627 00:36:22,834 --> 00:36:23,626 Why? 628 00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:25,459 It's like your aborted marriage. 629 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:26,501 Don't go there. 630 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,001 Yes, yes, I'm... I'm going there. 631 00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:28,751 Don't go there. 632 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,834 Too late, I'm already there. 633 00:36:31,251 --> 00:36:34,167 You over think things, you complicate everything. 634 00:36:34,334 --> 00:36:35,542 You're a stick-in-the-mud. 635 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,223 Ever since the marriage fiasco, 636 00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:39,836 you've become the most boring person in the world. 637 00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,209 I mean, relax! 638 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,834 Live a little. You're in Paris, for Christ's sake! 639 00:36:43,946 --> 00:36:44,746 OK. 640 00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:47,126 You should become a lesbian, like me. 641 00:36:47,251 --> 00:36:48,292 You're not lesbian. 642 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:49,751 Yes, I am. 643 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,584 It's all about the life style, Marie. 644 00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:54,209 I'll think about it. 645 00:37:05,501 --> 00:37:08,501 Excuse me, I'm sorry. Um... Can I ask you something? 646 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,501 My phone just die. 647 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:14,917 Is this the... the way to the Trocadero metro station? 648 00:37:16,877 --> 00:37:18,177 - Ah, yeah. - Yeah? 649 00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:20,542 Ah, thank you, that's great. 650 00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:22,751 Yeah, just that way. 651 00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:25,096 - Where are you from? - America. 652 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:36,751 Look at them. 653 00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,167 How's life fair? 654 00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:44,792 How can it be that the same people always get all the chances in life? 655 00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,084 There is no such thing as chance. 656 00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:49,542 Karma is everything. 657 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,292 Karma is the fate we deserve. 658 00:37:52,417 --> 00:37:54,501 I must have been a real asshole in another life. 659 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,501 Karma. 660 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:03,501 The media didn't cover the story. 661 00:38:04,001 --> 00:38:05,667 No one seem to care. 662 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:07,584 We were stuck. 663 00:38:07,709 --> 00:38:09,042 So, what did you do, dude? 664 00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:12,501 I worked on my karma... 665 00:38:16,292 --> 00:38:18,292 So I could get back to Paris. 666 00:39:16,042 --> 00:39:18,167 Your name. Which one is your name? 667 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:20,459 There are 4 different names. 668 00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,025 Thank you, everyone. 669 00:39:57,134 --> 00:40:00,009 Aw, I need some new ideas for our cosmetics market. 670 00:40:00,034 --> 00:40:01,901 And, as of Monday, 671 00:40:01,926 --> 00:40:05,301 Marie will be our new V.P. Marketing. 672 00:40:07,584 --> 00:40:08,917 Congratulations. 673 00:40:09,626 --> 00:40:11,376 Some more cheese. 674 00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:17,259 That is... way too much. 675 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,667 - Yeah, but eh, we are celebrating. - Yeah. 676 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:24,660 So, yes... 677 00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:27,276 - Cheers. - Cheers. 678 00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,584 To your well-deserved promotion, and... 679 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:32,667 And? 680 00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:36,751 And, I decided to more to Paris on a permanent bases. 681 00:40:40,242 --> 00:40:41,442 Wow! Um... 682 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,167 Permanent... Wow. 683 00:40:47,417 --> 00:40:49,376 That's great. That's so... That's great. 684 00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:57,001 Peter's moving to Paris. 685 00:40:57,501 --> 00:40:58,584 That's great. 686 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,751 Yeah. Yeah, it's great. 687 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:03,209 He is... He's great. 688 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,792 Rose, my life is perfect. 689 00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,917 It's absolutely perfect. 690 00:41:08,084 --> 00:41:09,667 Did you know that 691 00:41:10,126 --> 00:41:12,584 he carried me in his arms 692 00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:15,209 for several blocks because I hurt my foot? 693 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:18,417 And then, he proceeded to massage my foot 694 00:41:18,501 --> 00:41:21,459 with a god-like healing touch. And, 695 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:23,501 whenever we go to a restaurant, 696 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:26,709 He speaks to the waiter in their native tongue. 697 00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:32,084 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 698 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:34,220 Yep. 699 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:39,834 I think I may not be a lesbian. 700 00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:24,459 Karma. 701 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,084 It works 702 00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:28,042 every time. 703 00:43:26,251 --> 00:43:27,667 In that confined space, 704 00:43:28,584 --> 00:43:31,209 I felt the uncontrollable urge to write 705 00:43:31,334 --> 00:43:33,501 the story of Master Deva. 706 00:43:34,251 --> 00:43:36,251 A very wise and wonderful man 707 00:43:36,376 --> 00:43:38,042 I met when I ended up in jail. 708 00:43:38,459 --> 00:43:39,667 You've been to jail? 709 00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:43,126 Yes, मेरे दोस्त। (my friend). 710 00:43:43,584 --> 00:43:45,459 And I was even younger than you. 711 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:50,751 I was confined in a tiny cell, with no bed and no window. 712 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,042 Bastard! 713 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,501 You'll go to hell! 714 00:43:58,584 --> 00:44:02,042 Your mother must be stupid to have you this garbage! 715 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:03,334 You're dirt! 716 00:44:03,459 --> 00:44:05,001 You sewerage rat. 717 00:44:05,126 --> 00:44:06,501 You swine! 718 00:44:06,584 --> 00:44:07,834 You cockroach! 719 00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:10,876 You jerk! Get me out of here! 720 00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:15,584 I want to go home. 721 00:44:17,584 --> 00:44:19,001 After couple of weeks, 722 00:44:19,126 --> 00:44:21,251 I was driven crazy by hunger, 723 00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:22,667 solitude 724 00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:27,001 and the fact I thought my mother would never want to see me again. 725 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:30,630 No...!!! 726 00:44:33,709 --> 00:44:35,251 Please help me, God! 727 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:36,667 Please! 728 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:39,917 For as long as I was in the jail, 729 00:44:40,251 --> 00:44:43,001 I was wonder what my cousins were doing. 730 00:44:50,376 --> 00:44:52,667 How long are you in for? 731 00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:53,876 I don't know. 732 00:44:54,542 --> 00:44:56,459 I don't even have a window. 733 00:44:56,542 --> 00:45:00,151 I have a window. I could tell you what I see. 734 00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:06,084 Children are playing with a ball in the street. 735 00:45:06,209 --> 00:45:08,584 That's market day. 736 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:11,334 Traders are setting up stalls. 737 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:15,292 A woman is sunbathing in the balcony. 738 00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:19,792 A mother is taking water to the children who are playing. 739 00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:23,751 They are fighting who gets to drink first. 740 00:45:24,501 --> 00:45:28,126 The boys and girls are playing cricket with sticks and... 741 00:45:28,251 --> 00:45:30,792 I hear music in the distance... 742 00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:34,417 ...making a mess all around! 743 00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:38,792 There is a young man with a light beard with bright clever eyes. 744 00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:40,626 He's in love. 745 00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:43,292 Can you hear that bird singing? 746 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:45,167 What does it look like? 747 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:47,917 Blue, red and yellow feathers. 748 00:45:48,084 --> 00:45:50,834 His eyes are like tiny olives. 749 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,584 You are getting out now. 750 00:46:03,501 --> 00:46:05,042 Master Deva? 751 00:46:07,209 --> 00:46:08,917 I'm getting out now. 752 00:46:18,126 --> 00:46:20,042 For the longest of time, 753 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:23,292 I thought I would never meet Master Deva again. 754 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:28,667 Mama! 755 00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:37,751 Soon, 756 00:46:38,459 --> 00:46:40,542 I was back on the streets, 757 00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:42,251 with my cousins. 758 00:46:46,417 --> 00:46:47,251 Aja? 759 00:46:50,084 --> 00:46:51,167 Master Deva? 760 00:46:52,001 --> 00:46:53,917 Aja, is that you? 761 00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:04,167 You're blind? 762 00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:07,917 Yes, I am blind. But it doesn't matter... 763 00:47:08,084 --> 00:47:10,042 His eyes couldn't see, 764 00:47:10,167 --> 00:47:13,459 but it didn't prevent him from seeing with imaginations. 765 00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:16,751 Out of the darkest moment of my life, 766 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:21,084 Master Deva created the most beautiful lesson. 767 00:47:39,209 --> 00:47:41,501 Did you tell Alfredo I was upset? 768 00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,809 Yes, I told him you were very, very... 769 00:47:44,234 --> 00:47:46,042 very upset. Yes. 770 00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:48,409 Does he know I'm waiting for him in Paris? 771 00:47:48,686 --> 00:47:49,486 Yes. 772 00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:52,709 The re-shoot is only one day. 773 00:47:53,584 --> 00:47:54,709 That's a lie. 774 00:47:57,367 --> 00:47:59,209 Well, he promised, 775 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,501 just one day. 776 00:48:01,501 --> 00:48:03,459 Yet, and Matthew calls 777 00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:07,626 and sent you three emails and twenty-two texts. 778 00:48:08,501 --> 00:48:12,584 Well, may be next time he won't forget to thank me at the Golden Globes. 779 00:48:13,638 --> 00:48:14,438 OK. 780 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:19,042 Um, and then there is Mr. Burton he needs to know if you read the fairy tale script 781 00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:22,792 and if you would consider playing the role... of the... witch. 782 00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,042 A witch. 783 00:48:26,228 --> 00:48:27,228 - Yes. - Yes. 784 00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:29,376 - The witch. - The witch. 785 00:48:33,251 --> 00:48:34,542 Everyone out! 786 00:48:38,876 --> 00:48:40,584 I hate Rome. 787 00:49:13,626 --> 00:49:14,709 You don't need a gun. 788 00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:18,084 Why are you half naked in my trunk? 789 00:49:18,251 --> 00:49:20,626 I had only my shirt to write on. 790 00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:23,251 I couldn't get it back on. 791 00:49:23,584 --> 00:49:24,459 I'm sorry. 792 00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:25,417 You're a writer? 793 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,300 Yes. 794 00:49:29,584 --> 00:49:31,459 I had no paper. 795 00:49:34,251 --> 00:49:35,584 Papers for the bettor. 796 00:49:36,126 --> 00:49:37,001 You're refugee? 797 00:49:42,976 --> 00:49:43,776 Yes. 798 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:45,584 I'm a refugee. 799 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,376 Aja, this is so touching. 800 00:49:58,251 --> 00:49:59,251 Thank you. 801 00:50:00,626 --> 00:50:03,042 I was... I was overwhelmed by your story, 802 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,209 but it also helped me to understand a great deal. 803 00:50:07,584 --> 00:50:09,667 I sometimes feel blind, 804 00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:11,334 just like your character. 805 00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:14,334 Excuse me. 806 00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:20,001 Good evening, Nelly. 807 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:22,876 My God, you are beautiful. 808 00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:25,876 Beautiful, as always. 809 00:50:26,042 --> 00:50:29,051 - Alfredo, the director is an idiot. - No, no, no, no. 810 00:50:29,751 --> 00:50:32,751 Nelly, Michael Zhudovski is not an idiot, c'mon. 811 00:50:32,876 --> 00:50:34,209 He is an idiot. 812 00:50:34,876 --> 00:50:35,984 Yes, he's an idiot, but... 813 00:50:36,251 --> 00:50:38,326 Nelly, we have to finish this movie. 814 00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:41,251 If we don't finish this movie, I'm ruined. 815 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:42,751 Please, help me. 816 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:44,584 The director is an idiot, but... 817 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,334 Come have dinner, and we go out, 818 00:50:46,459 --> 00:50:48,334 have a drink, just you and me. 819 00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:49,626 We are divorced, Alfredo. 820 00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:50,584 You divorced me! 821 00:50:51,817 --> 00:50:55,084 Nelly, please. We just need five days of re-shoots. 822 00:51:00,628 --> 00:51:01,428 No! 823 00:51:01,917 --> 00:51:04,292 I can't believe it. He is too young for you. 824 00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:05,501 He's a writer 825 00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:06,667 and an artist. 826 00:51:07,126 --> 00:51:09,626 He wrote his last work on his shirt. 827 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:11,584 Like the essence of Sufi poets. 828 00:51:11,709 --> 00:51:12,542 On his shirt? 829 00:51:12,667 --> 00:51:13,751 He didn't have any paper. 830 00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:17,167 Isn't that a grand artistic gesture? 831 00:51:17,292 --> 00:51:18,917 He took his shirt off his back 832 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:20,667 to write a story. 833 00:51:21,626 --> 00:51:23,167 Why would anyone do that? 834 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:24,209 It's art. 835 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,251 Art? 836 00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:26,751 Yes, art. 837 00:51:34,209 --> 00:51:36,501 Nelly, that's not art. 838 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,001 Giancarlo wants to buy it. 839 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:45,376 Why are you talking to Giancarlo? What is it with Giancarlo? 840 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:46,751 He calls me. 841 00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:48,292 Why does he call you? 842 00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:49,542 He calls. 843 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:56,334 - Giancarlo wants to buy that? - Yes. 844 00:51:56,459 --> 00:51:57,751 - How much? - I can't say. 845 00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,417 How much is he paying for the damn shirt? 846 00:52:00,862 --> 00:52:01,862 Alfredo... 847 00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:03,417 How much? 848 00:52:03,501 --> 00:52:04,417 50. 849 00:52:04,501 --> 00:52:07,001 €50,000 for a shirt? 850 00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:09,167 Well. 851 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:11,334 Let's get someone to send you up some clothes. 852 00:52:28,167 --> 00:52:29,459 Is your first time to Paris? 853 00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:32,167 No, I lived here for 2 years. 854 00:52:34,409 --> 00:52:39,334 Please, tell me anything, anything I might do to make your trip more enjoyable. 855 00:52:39,834 --> 00:52:43,001 Something you want to talk about, something you want to know? 856 00:52:44,751 --> 00:52:46,459 I have special gift. 857 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,751 I can read your future. 858 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,326 - While you're driving? - Yeah. 859 00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:55,626 Some people read the future in tea leaves, 860 00:52:55,751 --> 00:52:58,001 I read the future in traffic. 861 00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:03,501 What do you see? 862 00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:10,667 Right now, I see a trouble past. 863 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:22,626 Two years ago, I really messed up my life. 864 00:53:22,751 --> 00:53:25,676 And now, I'm with a man who's really nice. 865 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:26,936 I mean... 866 00:53:27,501 --> 00:53:29,917 To be honest, I don't even think it could get better. 867 00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:31,501 He is creative, 868 00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:32,917 and he is handsome, 869 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:34,834 and he is gentle... 870 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:38,292 He's planting flowers all over Paris. 871 00:53:38,417 --> 00:53:40,667 And now he is moving here for me. 872 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,876 I got a lot of traffic here. 873 00:53:44,042 --> 00:53:44,834 And what does that mean? 874 00:53:48,584 --> 00:53:49,917 There is someone else. 875 00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:51,667 No, there's no one. 876 00:53:51,876 --> 00:53:53,584 Traffic doesn't lie. 877 00:53:55,842 --> 00:53:59,251 So, all you've done with this young woman is share a kiss? 878 00:53:59,376 --> 00:54:01,917 I agree doesn't sound like much, but... 879 00:54:02,834 --> 00:54:04,501 I can't stop thinking about her. 880 00:54:06,084 --> 00:54:06,917 You're in love. 881 00:54:08,209 --> 00:54:10,917 Yes, I guess I'm in love. 882 00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,334 Why did you divorce Alfredo? 883 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:16,376 The question should be "Why did I ever marry him?" 884 00:54:16,751 --> 00:54:17,951 Why did you ever marry him? 885 00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:22,376 He was very handsome, exciting, 886 00:54:22,751 --> 00:54:23,667 charming, 887 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:25,542 powerful, rich... 888 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,667 Suave and dangerous. 889 00:54:29,126 --> 00:54:31,209 Italian men can be very strange. 890 00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:32,251 Then he changed? 891 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:33,834 Not at all. 892 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:35,584 That's why I divorced him. 893 00:54:39,968 --> 00:54:40,768 Here! 894 00:54:44,501 --> 00:54:46,376 I love this place. 895 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,364 It moves me how those coins represent 896 00:54:55,367 --> 00:54:57,711 the wishes and dreams of hundreds of people. 897 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:00,209 I love that. 898 00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:05,251 A constellation of hopes and dreams. 899 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:10,751 Okay, make a wish. 900 00:55:14,501 --> 00:55:16,084 I wish for money. 901 00:55:16,917 --> 00:55:19,709 Throwing away money seems very counter-productive. 902 00:55:21,438 --> 00:55:22,238 Okay. 903 00:55:25,788 --> 00:55:26,788 - Yes! - Huh, huh. 904 00:55:27,459 --> 00:55:28,501 OK, my turn. 905 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:32,459 I wish... Thomas Grégoire could forgive me. 906 00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,042 Who's that? 907 00:55:35,459 --> 00:55:36,792 Thomas Grégoire. 908 00:55:38,459 --> 00:55:40,501 He was the love of my life, 909 00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:42,334 a long, long time ago. 910 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:46,001 Even now, not one day passes by that I don't think of him. 911 00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:47,251 What happened? 912 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:48,876 I became famous. 913 00:55:49,501 --> 00:55:50,834 I had an affair. 914 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,001 He found out in the newspapers. 915 00:55:56,209 --> 00:55:57,648 It was on the front page of 916 00:55:57,651 --> 00:56:00,461 every single newspapers on the planet. 917 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:11,292 And the reconciliation has to be just as spectacular. 918 00:59:09,001 --> 00:59:10,501 - What's your name? - What? 919 00:59:10,626 --> 00:59:11,459 What's your name? 920 00:59:11,542 --> 00:59:12,209 Aja! 921 00:59:12,334 --> 00:59:14,167 Ajatashatru Lavash Patel. 922 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,792 Are you and Nelly together? 923 00:59:17,051 --> 00:59:20,001 No. She's in love with the finest man in the world, 924 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:21,542 Thomas Grégoire. 925 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 「I Love you, Thomas Grégoire」 926 00:59:31,792 --> 00:59:33,084 I want that shirt! 927 00:59:33,209 --> 00:59:34,209 No, Alfredo. 928 00:59:34,334 --> 00:59:36,084 You don't appreciate art. 929 00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:37,819 How can you say I don't appreciate art? 930 00:59:37,822 --> 00:59:38,836 I appreciate art! 931 00:59:49,876 --> 00:59:51,459 We promised Giancarlo. 932 00:59:56,167 --> 00:59:57,192 Why Giancarlo? 933 00:59:57,217 --> 01:00:00,051 Why always Giancarlo!? Why Giancarlo? 934 01:00:06,792 --> 01:00:08,459 So, how much are you offering? 935 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:11,376 €100,000. 936 01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:18,467 Cash. 937 01:00:55,334 --> 01:00:57,126 Thomas Grégoire. 938 01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:28,161 - Hi. - Hi. 939 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:37,176 He called. 940 01:01:37,542 --> 01:01:38,917 Thomas called. 941 01:02:12,709 --> 01:02:13,626 How's everything? 942 01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:14,834 Very good. 943 01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:15,917 Very good. 944 01:02:17,126 --> 01:02:18,792 I heard Nelly's in town. 945 01:02:20,501 --> 01:02:21,251 "You heard"? 946 01:02:21,376 --> 01:02:24,417 Huh, maybe, we could all have a drink? 947 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,042 Of course, of course. 948 01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:27,042 Please call me... 949 01:02:28,376 --> 01:02:29,292 or Nelly. 950 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:31,417 You... you... 951 01:02:32,042 --> 01:02:32,901 talked to her sometime? 952 01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:34,876 I mean, you called her? 953 01:02:35,292 --> 01:02:36,167 Nelly? 954 01:02:37,251 --> 01:02:37,917 No. 955 01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:50,542 I'm sorry for the shirt. 956 01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:54,501 What shirt? 957 01:02:55,001 --> 01:02:56,542 The shirt-story. 958 01:02:57,709 --> 01:02:59,001 I bought the shirt. 959 01:02:59,126 --> 01:03:01,751 What the hell are you talking about? 960 01:03:03,084 --> 01:03:04,042 I have to go. 961 01:03:06,060 --> 01:03:07,060 Alfredo. 962 01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:28,209 Give me back the money. 963 01:03:29,751 --> 01:03:31,126 I said, "Give me back the money!" 964 01:03:31,637 --> 01:03:33,237 Okay, okay. 965 01:04:18,501 --> 01:04:20,917 Moohini, where do I go? 966 01:05:12,003 --> 01:05:13,936 - Hey, svelto (careful). - Ciao, Francisco. 967 01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:18,209 I flewed (flew) over Rome, 968 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:19,751 towards Paris. 969 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,501 I even had provisions. 970 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:38,900 I had time to dream 971 01:05:38,905 --> 01:05:42,942 about the terrific life that I would have with the money I had earned. 972 01:05:43,251 --> 01:05:45,001 Life was good. 973 01:05:58,001 --> 01:06:00,459 I traveled for hours and hours. 974 01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,626 It was beautiful. 975 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,667 The winds seemed to be perfect. 976 01:06:14,501 --> 01:06:16,876 I am a rich man! 977 01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:41,542 I am a rich man... 978 01:06:43,209 --> 01:06:44,917 and I am about to die. 979 01:07:49,001 --> 01:07:52,709 Hello, this is the Indian Secretary of Commerce. 980 01:07:53,209 --> 01:07:54,584 I need to talk to Marie. 981 01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:57,167 - She is not in today, sir. - It's an emergency. 982 01:08:07,101 --> 01:08:07,901 Hello. 983 01:08:08,309 --> 01:08:09,109 Marie? 984 01:08:09,176 --> 01:08:10,426 Marie's in a shower. 985 01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:11,792 This is Ajatashatru. 986 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:14,317 You stood her up at the Eiffel Tower. 987 01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:15,351 No... 988 01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:19,251 Yes, but... Can I leave a message? 989 01:08:20,734 --> 01:08:21,734 - Eh, yeah. - Okay. 990 01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:27,459 I'm very, very sorry for missing our date for the Tower. 991 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:31,876 Extraordinary circumstances made things difficult. 992 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,709 I think, I may never be able to call her. 993 01:08:34,876 --> 01:08:36,001 Ever. 994 01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,584 I know we met only once... 995 01:08:40,251 --> 01:08:42,209 but our kiss was inspiring. 996 01:08:43,542 --> 01:08:44,917 Please tell her... 997 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:50,585 Is she able to travel? 998 01:08:50,588 --> 01:08:52,203 - Uh, no. - Okay. 999 01:08:54,292 --> 01:08:57,584 Please tell her if she never hears again from me... 1000 01:09:00,376 --> 01:09:01,292 that... 1001 01:09:02,501 --> 01:09:03,334 that I love him. 1002 01:09:04,436 --> 01:09:05,236 Yes. 1003 01:09:05,376 --> 01:09:08,292 I will always, always, always love her. 1004 01:09:08,417 --> 01:09:09,417 I love her! 1005 01:09:09,501 --> 01:09:10,542 She met someone else. 1006 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:15,042 And yesterday, they decided to move in together. 1007 01:09:17,126 --> 01:09:18,626 Can I change my message? 1008 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:19,876 Sure. 1009 01:09:22,709 --> 01:09:23,834 No message. 1010 01:09:47,501 --> 01:09:49,126 Aja, your life is a mess. 1011 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:52,251 You need to sort yourself and hurry back to Paris! 1012 01:09:52,376 --> 01:09:54,126 Listen to your mother, for once. 1013 01:09:54,251 --> 01:09:55,417 I know. 1014 01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:59,167 Just when my life seems to be getting back on track, 1015 01:10:01,792 --> 01:10:04,501 just when I get some money 1016 01:10:04,584 --> 01:10:07,709 that might help me live a decent life, 1017 01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,834 just when love seems to be possible... 1018 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,251 I am doomed to die an awful death. 1019 01:10:18,501 --> 01:10:19,826 What kind of karma is that? 1020 01:10:19,851 --> 01:10:23,392 Stop blaming your karma, and take responsibility for your life! 1021 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:24,876 What do you mean? 1022 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:27,459 You are in control of your life, 1023 01:10:27,584 --> 01:10:29,584 not chance, or karma. 1024 01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,584 Now, tell me. 1025 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,251 What is in the briefcase? 1026 01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:05,001 It's a long story. 1027 01:11:05,126 --> 01:11:06,626 I have all the time. 1028 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:08,542 I'm just trying to get to Paris. 1029 01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:09,469 Paris. 1030 01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:14,751 You won't be there anytime soon. 1031 01:11:15,459 --> 01:11:16,584 We are going to Libya. 1032 01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:18,910 - Libya!? - Yes. 1033 01:11:21,126 --> 01:11:25,501 And, what so precious in that briefcase that you won't let it go? 1034 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:28,126 It's just some... 1035 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:29,251 some of... 1036 01:11:30,209 --> 01:11:31,292 personal necessities. 1037 01:11:34,626 --> 01:11:35,501 Of course. 1038 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:37,501 Open it. 1039 01:11:38,334 --> 01:11:39,167 Why? It's just some... 1040 01:11:40,251 --> 01:11:41,751 Open the briefcase. 1041 01:11:41,876 --> 01:11:42,917 What's with all the guns! 1042 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,250 Indian, 1043 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,800 open the briefcase! 1044 01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:47,561 Okay. 1045 01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:56,334 At that very moment, 1046 01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,417 I summoned all my magical powers 1047 01:11:59,501 --> 01:12:01,501 to make the money invisible. 1048 01:12:02,876 --> 01:12:04,667 Open the briefcase! 1049 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:34,834 Libya had become the place that it seemed all refugees ended up 1050 01:12:35,001 --> 01:12:37,042 at one point or another. 1051 01:12:39,113 --> 01:12:39,913 Aja. 1052 01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:41,828 Aja! 1053 01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:47,292 What are you doing in Africa, man? 1054 01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:48,917 What are you doing here? 1055 01:12:49,126 --> 01:12:51,626 Unfortunately, they don't want me in the land of the milk and honey. 1056 01:12:53,334 --> 01:12:54,501 But I want to thank you. 1057 01:12:57,126 --> 01:12:58,542 I need your help. 1058 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:01,542 There were several clandestine refugee camps. 1059 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:03,501 All people in transit. 1060 01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:07,334 I knew where the money was. 1061 01:13:07,709 --> 01:13:11,917 So I asked Wiraj if they could help me get my briefcase back. 1062 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:13,917 That was my money. 1063 01:13:14,626 --> 01:13:16,042 I had earned it. 1064 01:13:16,334 --> 01:13:18,876 There was no way I would left the thief 1065 01:13:19,042 --> 01:13:20,501 steal my earnings. 1066 01:13:20,834 --> 01:13:22,667 I know exactly where my money is. 1067 01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:26,917 OK, but everyone, no violence. 1068 01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:29,542 Understood? 1069 01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:32,459 Faysal, no violence. 1070 01:13:35,834 --> 01:13:37,042 Thank you. 1071 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:38,501 Thank you very much. 1072 01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:56,209 I want to go back to my wife. 1073 01:13:56,334 --> 01:13:58,834 How does someone as ugly as you get a wife? 1074 01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:01,376 She doesn't care about the looks. 1075 01:14:02,292 --> 01:14:06,001 The hippo, is as pretty as the gazelle, 1076 01:14:06,126 --> 01:14:08,251 in the eyes of his wife. 1077 01:14:26,459 --> 01:14:29,126 You can tell he's scared. Raise it! 1078 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,251 This moron thinks he can bluff me! 1079 01:14:34,459 --> 01:14:38,667 Shut up and put the money on the table! The money! 1080 01:14:45,751 --> 01:14:46,709 Look at this! 1081 01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:26,667 What are you doing? 1082 01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:31,251 - Too violent? - Yes. 1083 01:15:31,834 --> 01:15:32,584 Sorry. 1084 01:15:32,601 --> 01:15:34,042 Good evening, Aja. 1085 01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:35,792 Unfortunately, 1086 01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:39,917 tonight I'm in a very, very bad mood. 1087 01:15:43,751 --> 01:15:45,084 Perfect. Let's go. 1088 01:15:56,209 --> 01:15:57,501 So, 1089 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,084 how much do I owe you, and others? 1090 01:16:03,751 --> 01:16:05,126 How much is in the briefcase? 1091 01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:12,092 - €2,000. - €2,000!? 1092 01:16:14,834 --> 01:16:18,209 Well, as you know, we're all in transit. 1093 01:16:19,376 --> 01:16:20,751 Many are running from the war? 1094 01:16:20,861 --> 01:16:21,661 Okay... 1095 01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:24,084 How much? 1096 01:16:25,459 --> 01:16:30,251 Whitman, lost his wife, two years ago, in Mali. 1097 01:16:30,534 --> 01:16:31,334 Okay... 1098 01:16:32,209 --> 01:16:33,167 How much? 1099 01:16:34,376 --> 01:16:36,167 This side, Aziz, 1100 01:16:37,167 --> 01:16:40,251 must get to Germany to find his twin brother. 1101 01:16:40,718 --> 01:16:41,518 Okay... 1102 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:44,084 So, how... How much? 1103 01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:45,709 Emel, there, Emel. 1104 01:16:46,209 --> 01:16:49,251 She was attacked by soldiers during the war. 1105 01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:51,501 A friend of her is in Brussels owns bakery. 1106 01:16:51,584 --> 01:16:55,126 So she has a job waiting for her only if she can get there. 1107 01:17:00,084 --> 01:17:01,834 Everyone of them has a dream. 1108 01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:04,501 I understand. 1109 01:17:06,334 --> 01:17:08,709 Give... what feels right. 1110 01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:29,001 A few of my brothers and sisters helped me last night. 1111 01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:32,917 Anyone with a hope or a dream, 1112 01:17:34,376 --> 01:17:36,042 please stand in line. 1113 01:17:37,501 --> 01:17:39,542 I may be able to help you. 1114 01:17:45,167 --> 01:17:46,376 What is your wish? 1115 01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:48,167 To have a boat... 1116 01:17:49,501 --> 01:17:51,084 so I can go fish 1117 01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:52,126 at the sea to... 1118 01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:54,834 to earn money for my family. 1119 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,917 That seems very reasonable. 1120 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:07,292 Buy your boat. 1121 01:18:08,334 --> 01:18:09,626 Feed your family. 1122 01:18:19,376 --> 01:18:20,501 Look! 1123 01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:25,709 Tell me. 1124 01:18:26,542 --> 01:18:29,834 I need a plane ticket to Brussels. 1125 01:18:30,167 --> 01:18:32,084 I want to learn how to make chocolate. 1126 01:18:38,037 --> 01:18:39,037 There you go. 1127 01:18:42,763 --> 01:18:43,763 Thank you. 1128 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:45,659 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1129 01:18:50,834 --> 01:18:52,459 And then, it happened. 1130 01:18:53,459 --> 01:18:55,126 I couldn't stop. 1131 01:18:55,251 --> 01:18:57,876 I was overcome by a feeling of well-being, 1132 01:18:58,042 --> 01:19:01,251 as if a lady in the clear vapor cloud 1133 01:19:01,376 --> 01:19:03,251 had appeared inside my chest 1134 01:19:03,376 --> 01:19:05,584 and was spreading throughout my body. 1135 01:19:06,501 --> 01:19:08,751 In front of all these refugees, 1136 01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:13,417 I succeeded in creating my greatest magic trick, ever. 1137 01:19:13,876 --> 01:19:15,501 How is that? 1138 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:19,917 I transformed €2,000 into a never ending flow of money. 1139 01:19:20,084 --> 01:19:21,709 People went back to their villages, 1140 01:19:21,834 --> 01:19:26,709 and everyone told the story of Ajatashatru Lavash Patel. 1141 01:19:44,709 --> 01:19:48,376 Right then, I understood what I really wanted. 1142 01:19:48,501 --> 01:19:50,834 I wanted to come home to India. 1143 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:55,042 I had just enough money to buy my plane ticket 1144 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:57,417 and a real fake passport. 1145 01:19:59,767 --> 01:20:03,459 But first, I had one last important thing to do. 1146 01:20:04,042 --> 01:20:05,542 It's nice meeting you Aja. 1147 01:20:06,376 --> 01:20:07,792 Likewise. Take care, man. 1148 01:20:09,126 --> 01:20:10,209 Safe trip. 1149 01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:34,459 Go, quick! 1150 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:38,667 My money! 1151 01:21:16,084 --> 01:21:17,584 Honey, I'm sorry. 1152 01:21:17,792 --> 01:21:20,542 I'm late. Traffic was terrible. 1153 01:21:26,709 --> 01:21:29,042 God damn-it, I slaved away all day at work, 1154 01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:31,667 is it really too much to ask for dinner to be ready? 1155 01:21:41,209 --> 01:21:42,792 It's lovely to see you. 1156 01:21:45,584 --> 01:21:47,459 It's lovely to see you too. 1157 01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:49,876 Marie, 1158 01:21:50,126 --> 01:21:51,542 I found the deck chair. 1159 01:21:51,667 --> 01:21:52,542 Oh, great. 1160 01:21:53,917 --> 01:21:56,717 Pieter, this is Aja. Aja, this is Pieter. 1161 01:21:57,667 --> 01:21:58,376 Hi. 1162 01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:02,718 Hi. 1163 01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:06,376 I'll see you soon. 1164 01:22:07,352 --> 01:22:08,152 Yeah. 1165 01:22:31,334 --> 01:22:32,417 €54, please. 1166 01:22:32,501 --> 01:22:34,542 This is a good deal for a fabulous mother. 1167 01:22:36,587 --> 01:22:37,587 Thank you. 1168 01:22:49,251 --> 01:22:51,626 Only after this very difficult journey 1169 01:22:51,751 --> 01:22:54,542 that I realized what I wanted in life. 1170 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:55,834 Moohini! 1171 01:22:57,084 --> 01:22:58,501 You're still here. 1172 01:22:58,626 --> 01:22:59,892 How are you? Wait... 1173 01:23:06,251 --> 01:23:07,709 Welcome home, Aja. 1174 01:23:07,834 --> 01:23:11,126 Eventually, I succeeding in reaching a deal with Giri 1175 01:23:11,251 --> 01:23:14,501 to pay back the money he believed I still owed him. 1176 01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:20,501 Then I started teaching. 1177 01:23:22,751 --> 01:23:24,709 Each morning, these kids show up 1178 01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:27,001 and I tell them stories. 1179 01:23:28,251 --> 01:23:32,209 And I make sure their world becomes a bit bigger 1180 01:23:32,334 --> 01:23:35,459 and they understand they are not poor. 1181 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:38,501 The great poet Rabindranath Tagore writes, 1182 01:23:39,084 --> 01:23:43,959 "How can you cross the sea by merely standing and staring at it?" 1183 01:23:44,863 --> 01:23:45,663 What... 1184 01:23:57,169 --> 01:23:57,969 Well... 1185 01:23:59,084 --> 01:24:02,442 You boys, just think what he means by that. 1186 01:24:02,467 --> 01:24:03,267 I'm sorry. 1187 01:24:04,312 --> 01:24:05,511 - I'm disturbing you. - No, no. 1188 01:24:13,459 --> 01:24:15,167 I did promise. 1189 01:24:24,684 --> 01:24:26,809 Did you leave your fiancé at the altar again? 1190 01:24:35,084 --> 01:24:37,417 Maybe I shouldn't have come. 1191 01:24:48,459 --> 01:24:50,167 Go back to your seats. Now! 1192 01:24:50,554 --> 01:24:51,354 Go! 1193 01:24:53,167 --> 01:24:55,542 And that is the end of the story. 1194 01:24:56,042 --> 01:24:57,292 Any questions? 1195 01:24:59,126 --> 01:25:00,417 What's a lesbian? 1196 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,501 Someone who loves a woman. 1197 01:25:07,251 --> 01:25:08,542 So I can be a lesbian? 1198 01:25:11,037 --> 01:25:11,837 Well... 1199 01:25:13,917 --> 01:25:14,917 Yes. 1200 01:25:15,542 --> 01:25:18,626 Why did you say at the beginning that this story was a tragedy? 1201 01:25:24,876 --> 01:25:27,292 You're going to prison for four years. 1202 01:25:28,501 --> 01:25:31,292 That... is a terrible tragedy. 1203 01:25:33,834 --> 01:25:37,542 You are going to lose four of the best years of your life. 1204 01:25:42,501 --> 01:25:43,209 Unless... 1205 01:25:46,001 --> 01:25:48,251 you seize this opportunity. 1206 01:25:48,501 --> 01:25:49,584 What opportunity? 1207 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:59,501 If you come to my school every day, 1208 01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,709 you don't have to go to prison. 1209 01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:04,584 Really? 1210 01:26:05,459 --> 01:26:06,126 Really. 1211 01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:07,719 - Yes! - Yes? 1212 01:26:08,269 --> 01:26:09,269 - Yes. - Yes? 1213 01:26:10,180 --> 01:26:11,180 Yeah. 1214 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:13,126 Every day. 1215 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:14,334 - Every day. - Every day. 1216 01:26:14,621 --> 01:26:15,421 Every day. 1217 01:26:15,971 --> 01:26:16,971 Every day. 1218 01:26:17,167 --> 01:26:18,376 Thank you, Aja. 1219 01:26:22,419 --> 01:26:23,219 Aja, 1220 01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:25,001 what about your mother? 1221 01:26:25,709 --> 01:26:27,584 Thank you so much for asking. 1222 01:26:30,584 --> 01:26:33,126 My mother is where she always wanted to be. 1223 01:28:00,751 --> 01:28:02,542 Was that a true story? 1224 01:28:05,084 --> 01:28:07,209 Only the important parts. 1224 01:28:08,305 --> 01:29:08,617 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org