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Master,

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take a good look at me.

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Since I started following you,

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I've gotten so lean...

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I don't look like a pig anymore!

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What will my species think of me?

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Good for you... I think.

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See all that fat on you?

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If you lost a few pounds,

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you'd feel so refreshed.

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Look at Wujing.

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See how energetic he is!

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Master?

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Why are they all in pairs in this Mortal world?

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Remember, Wujing.

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All Dharmas align with life's path,
and life's path is fate.

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Follow your fate.

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Master,

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if fate brings you love one day,

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what will you do?

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This question...

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I might need...

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to consult the Scriptures.

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Cuilan,

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are you doing well today?

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Cuilan.

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Bajie,

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no more distractions.

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You should learn from Wukong.

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He never has that kind of trouble.

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Master,

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Big Brother is ignorant.

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You can tell by his weapon.

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You don't understand?

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What do you mean?

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He is lacking in love.

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Ask his love rod...

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What were you talking about?

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Say it again.

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Big Brother is an expert with his rod...

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True to his name,

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this handsome Monkey King.

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That goes without saying.

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You're in a good mood today, Big Brother.

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No pants today?

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So cool.

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They were stolen

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in cool air.

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If I catch this hateful thief,

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I'll rip his pants off

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so he's exposed.

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Why are you staring at me?

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I don't like your pants.

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How funny!

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Wukong.

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Your pants are here.

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Master,

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if you liked them,

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you should have told me.

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Whose pants did you say

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you would rip off?

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Wukong,

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I noticed a hole in your pants,

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so I sewed them for you.

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Try it on.

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Lovely.

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I like it. Let me try.

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Big Brother...

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It seems demonic here.

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Who are you?

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We're just passing through.

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If you don't pick on me, I won't pick on you.

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But if you do,

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I'll hit you.

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I'm Marshal Tianpeng.

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Give me some respect.

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Out of my way.

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A local river god.

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Did he answer?

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What did he say?

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Piss off.

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There is only one way.

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Bro Sha.

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Get it through.

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Okay.

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What an enormous fish!

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Master!

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Master! Be careful!

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Master!

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Don't worry, Master!

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I'm here!

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Master!

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Master!

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Wukong!

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Big Brother!

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Big Brother!

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I'm all right!

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Leave me alone!

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Master!

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Master,

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are you all right?

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Totally fine.

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We're tired from our journey,

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with more dust and dirt on the way.

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Please forgive me, Benefactor.

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You...

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are...

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a man?

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Well, Benefactor,

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do I not look like...

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a man?

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Who are you?

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Your Majesty,

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what took you so long?

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Next time, we won't be able to conceal it.

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Let the maids out.

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You're dismissed.

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Yes, Madam.

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What happened, Your Majesty?

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Can you guess...

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what I saw earlier today?

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What did you see?

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Today...

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I saw a man.

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No way.

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How could there be such a toxic creature
in The Womanland?

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It's fate.

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I even talked to him.

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What did he look like?

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He has...

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eyes that are quite large,

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with double eyelids.

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His smile...

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it's so warm...

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and so kind.

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Oh, I see.

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She is sick.

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Her Majesty is sick.

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Looks like it's time to open the Ancestral Book.

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Of all the poisons, men are the most dangerous.

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The first time you meet a man,
if your heart starts to race,

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your limbs get weak, and you're trembling all over,

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it means you've been cursed

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by Man's love poison.

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Please, continue.

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And then...

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Then what?

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It's Over.

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Over?

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You mean there's no cure?

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That's the end of the passage.

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There's a part missing here.

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Is this curse...

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contagious?

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It only attacks the central nervous system.

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It mostly spreads from men to women.

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Madam Preceptor,

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Ancestor Queen once said,

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of all things in this world,

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it is man alone

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that is most venomous,

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and full of deception.

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Once you're infected with the love poison,

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your heart will break,

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and you'll die from sorrow.

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The antidote...

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is to cut it off at the root.

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Men must be killed.

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Kill them?

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Kill them.

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Kill them.

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You must be tired today.

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Get some rest.

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Guards.

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Go.

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Go look.

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Yes, Madam.

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Where's Bajie?

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Bro Sha.

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Where's Bajie?

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Master.

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Where is Second Brother?

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What are you looking at?

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Let's bathe together.

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Sure!

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That's great.

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Master.

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Help!

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Master!

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Help me!

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Wukong, you mustn't use force.

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Amitabha.

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Get them.

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Look! This is a man.

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All women.

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They're so scary, Mom.

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Benefactor, where am I?

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The Womanland of Western Liang.

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Hey.

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So there aren't...

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any males here?

203
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Are you deaf?

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The Womanland.

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I wonder...

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what sin we committed.

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Being a man

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is a capital crime.

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That's truly funny.

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What are you looking at?

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Her Majesty is here.

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The deer.

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It's her.

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Hey, girl.

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Don't you be looking...

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at my Master that way.

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Did you hear me?

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Wukong.

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Where are your manners?

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Your Majesty.

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Yesterday, Our Chief Priest noticed
the Motherhood River was restless.

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She knew a poison was coming.

223
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Just as expected.

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We caught four poisonous creatures

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and a stallion.

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Please be sensible in your decision,

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and pay no attention to their mistaken ideas.

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Your Majesty,

229
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my party just came here by mistake.

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We are not poisonous.

231
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Don't quibble!

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The evidence is here.

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Give us an explanation

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after you see it.

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Our Ancestor predicted...

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there would be a monk

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leading a monkey,

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a pig,

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and this blue-skinned bruiser here.

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Their arrival will lead to
the end of The Womanland.

241
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We have a picture to prove it.

242
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Oh my gosh.

243
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Oh my gosh.

244
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It looks exactly the same.

245
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Oh my gosh.

246
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Look.

247
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Just look...

248
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My portrait is so lifelike.

249
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Obviously, it's a bat.

250
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So that's... a bat-pig?

251
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That can't be a monkey.

252
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It's a cockroach, obviously.

253
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A cockroach-monkey.

254
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Wukong...

255
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Some new species?

256
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Stop it! Now!

257
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Get them for execution.

258
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Yes, Madam.

259
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Wait!

260
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Hold on.

261
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Her Majesty means...

262
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she has to question them in person...

263
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before she kills them.

264
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Take them away.

265
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Master,

266
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if you agree,

267
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I can talk with them alone.

268
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Master,

269
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on your command,

270
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I'll break out

271
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and smash everything.

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Big Brother,

273
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I'm sure Master won't agree.

274
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Wukong,

275
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what are you waiting for?

276
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Break it now.

277
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Your Majesty, you've come at this late hour...

278
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You just want to see him, right?

279
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Yeah.

280
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No.

281
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I just want to figure out
what this poison nonsense is about

282
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before Madam Preceptor kills them.

283
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Now.

284
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Show me your morale.

285
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Imposing.

286
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Let's go!

287
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Go!

288
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Master...

289
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just go.

290
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Rise!

291
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Master.

292
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Are you okay?

293
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Slowly.

294
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Bajie.

295
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Give me a hand.

296
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Master,

297
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it looks like someone...

298
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,499
set an enchanted barrier here.

299
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:00,915
As expected. We can't get out.

300
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,749
So, what should we do?

301
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,290
Let's go back

302
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,332
and ask that girl.

303
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,832
I know where Her Majesty is.

304
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:13,915
Wujing.

305
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,249
Are we walking back?

306
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,082
Master,

307
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:17,040
Her Majesty is here.

308
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,374
Who did it?

309
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,749
It's too cruel.

310
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,124
Cut it out!

311
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,665
We were attacked.

312
00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,207
Who did it?

313
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,332
It must be them.

314
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,624
Everyone.

315
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,957
It's time to test our means.

316
00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:54,207
If you've got anything good,

317
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,582
show it now.

318
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:58,249
We must find our way out.

319
00:27:59,416 --> 00:27:59,999
Wukong.

320
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,665
What good

321
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:03,499
do you think I've got?

322
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:04,540
Master.

323
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,332
You have nothing good.

324
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,457
We...

325
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:19,374
were just attacked.

326
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,082
So...

327
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:27,165
you did it?

328
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,290
We didn't do it.

329
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,832
I need to question you in person.

330
00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,124
What are you staring at?

331
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,374
Yeah, I'm staring at you. So?

332
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,624
Your Master told you not to.

333
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:48,957
You dare hit me?

334
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,332
I dare you to stare again.

335
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:53,082
Well, I'm staring again. Now what?

336
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,332
Your Master told you not to.

337
00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:55,624
Do you dare to hit me?

338
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:57,457
Are you acting fierce?

339
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,332
I don't like old men.

340
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,707
Don't bother.

341
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,290
I'm not interested in you.

342
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,957
We're too different, you and me.

343
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,040
What's different now?

344
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:05,707
If you lose, you have to tell the truth.

345
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,749
Bring it on!

346
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:16,040
Did I win?

347
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,582
Hold on!

348
00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,082
Do it again.

349
00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:33,249
Lost again.

350
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,249
I let Master down.

351
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,332
I let Big Brother down.

352
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,832
Look how macho you are!

353
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,082
You...

354
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,165
are...

355
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,165
far more macho.

356
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,415
I don't fear death. Why should I fear you?

357
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,915
Then drop dead right now.

358
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,957
You drop dead first.

359
00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:53,165
Okay.

360
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,832
How uppity!

361
00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:22,415
Ancestor Queen once said,

362
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,790
among all things in this world,

363
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,957
men are the most venomous,

364
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,082
and full of deception.

365
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,749
First, he tempts her with lies,

366
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,165
Then, he makes her have his babies.

367
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,124
After the babies are born, he'll ignore her.

368
00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:36,499
And finally, he'll find another woman to trap.

369
00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:37,957
Is that so?

370
00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,582
Amitabha.

371
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:43,707
Your Majesty.

372
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,040
Actually, I...

373
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,165
I'm quite different from
the kind of man you described.

374
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,790
That's it.

375
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,499
Madam Preceptor told us

376
00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:53,374
this is the very lie every man tells.

377
00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:55,332
Now I see...

378
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,832
you're just like every other man.

379
00:31:59,041 --> 00:32:01,624
If you don't trust me, Your Majesty,

380
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,582
why bother coming to me?

381
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,499
Because...

382
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:12,374
because I miss you.

383
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:18,874
But they say it's a disease.

384
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,540
It must be cured.

385
00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:24,374
It must be cured.

386
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:29,790
Your Majesty,

387
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,790
have you...

388
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,040
taken your medicine?

389
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,624
It's love poison.

390
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,332
Incurable.

391
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,540
So...

392
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,832
are you poisoned?

393
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,749
Do you miss me?

394
00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:58,749
Your Majesty,

395
00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,582
I'm not that good a man.

396
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:03,374
Not for you.

397
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,665
I'm a monk.

398
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:08,082
There are many things... I can't do.

399
00:33:08,916 --> 00:33:10,790
Plus, I have many Rules
and Commandments to observe.

400
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,374
Like what?

401
00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:15,582
For example...

402
00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,499
I'm a strict vegetarian.

403
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,749
So am I.

404
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,915
I always get up early.

405
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,332
I don't sleep in, either.

406
00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:29,707
I'm not a ladies' man.

407
00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:31,207
Neither am I.

408
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,874
Your Majesty.

409
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,415
Please. Let us go.

410
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,415
Show us the way out.

411
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,540
Let us travel to the West.

412
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,624
Do you hate me?

413
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,415
No. I don't hate you.

414
00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,582
I only have one goal

415
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,249
for this life of mine...

416
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:05,457
to travel West, find the Scriptures,

417
00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:09,415
and return to the world to ease its suffering.

418
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:13,624
This travel log...

419
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,415
will record my thoughts
and insights along the way.

420
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:19,290
You'll understand after you read it.

421
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:25,499
Keep it safe.

422
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,499
I don't have a copy.

423
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:28,749
You can return it when you're done.

424
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,707
You won't need to.

425
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,874
Just... give it to her.

426
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:36,832
Be generous.

427
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,040
Wukong.

428
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:40,415
When did you come in?

429
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,707
Well, I...

430
00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,874
I came in as you were talking about veggies.

431
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,457
Since you accepted his gift,

432
00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:48,832
tell us,

433
00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:49,790
where is the way out?

434
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,999
I have no idea where it is.

435
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,499
Our tribe has never attempted
to leave The Womanland.

436
00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:57,665
Give it back.

437
00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:00,124
But I'll do anything I can

438
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,582
to help you find a way out.

439
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,915
The Preceptor is here.

440
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:22,999
Madam Preceptor.

441
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:24,374
I've questioned them.

442
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,665
Your Majesty,

443
00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:29,665
did you fall for him?

444
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,457
No.

445
00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:32,790
Why would I?

446
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,165
All right, then.

447
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,874
So let me just...

448
00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:38,207
kill them all tomorrow.

449
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,332
Are you fine with that?

450
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:43,707
Yes, I am.

451
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,624
These toxic creatures should die.

452
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:46,540
Fine.

453
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,082
That's fine.

454
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:54,874
Wukong.

455
00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:58,457
That's the thing about women.

456
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:30,040
Ancestor Queen,

457
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:34,832
where's Her Majesty?

458
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:36,957
Her Majesty thought it would be...

459
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:38,457
too cruel to watch.

460
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:40,207
Oh.

461
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,207
I've changed the arrows for execution.

462
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,499
Play dead before it's over.

463
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,415
Meet me at the foot of Mount Saintess later.

464
00:36:58,708 --> 00:36:59,665
I have a plan.

465
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,457
This time...

466
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:03,374
will we be all right?

467
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:10,624
Execute them!

468
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,040
Wujing!

469
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:25,249
Wujing!

470
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,124
Master.

471
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,665
Die quickly.

472
00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:38,540
How should I die?

473
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,665
He really knows the trick.

474
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,374
What a vivid death!

475
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:54,290
Watch and learn.

476
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,957
Master!

477
00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:58,957
Master!

478
00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:00,540
Master...

479
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,082
Awesome.

480
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,415
Come on.

481
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,665
Wait.

482
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,540
Guards, change the arrows...

483
00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:38,040
for more powerful ones.

484
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,790
Why the change?

485
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,207
Being a man is a capital crime.

486
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,957
And being an ugly one...

487
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,624
double guilty!

488
00:38:57,791 --> 00:38:58,790
Don't you have any taste?

489
00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:00,374
I just have nice skin, okay?

490
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:01,332
Shoot!

491
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:02,624
I protest!

492
00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:04,124
I'm done.

493
00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:18,165
Throw them off the cliff!

494
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,540
Yes, Madam.

495
00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:42,499
Keep quiet.

496
00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:47,624
Master.

497
00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,624
Wukong.

498
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:51,874
Bajie.

499
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:52,999
He's all right.

500
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,290
This is the Motherhood River.

501
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,165
It's where The Womanland began.

502
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,040
Motherhood River.

503
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,249
Long, long ago,

504
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,374
our Ancestor...

505
00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:04,457
our Ancestor was betrayed.

506
00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:06,290
An unfaithful Man, on their wedding day.

507
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:08,124
What's more,

508
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,332
that... man...

509
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:11,207
even tried to kill her.

510
00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:12,832
And so...

511
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:14,707
when she chose to come here,

512
00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:16,290
set the enchanted barrier,

513
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,082
and hide in seclusion,

514
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,207
I remember now.

515
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,165
Afterwards,

516
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,207
she recorded her lifetime

517
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,249
her experiences, back in the outside world

518
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:26,665
into the Ancestral Book in the Royal Library.

519
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,040
But the Book has a fragment missing.

520
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:30,832
That's likely the page

521
00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:32,999
leading the way out of The Womanland.

522
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,290
That is to say...

523
00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:35,457
your Ancestor

524
00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:37,790
told the little crawfishes...

525
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:39,999
to guard this place.

526
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:41,249
Put another way,

527
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:42,707
this missing part

528
00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:44,165
is probably...

529
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,415
hidden somewhere around here.

530
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,165
So what shall we do?

531
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:53,874
Wukong!

532
00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,332
Find it soon!

533
00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:15,374
It should be the face of your Ancestor

534
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,207
here on this sculpture, right?

535
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:17,832
Yes.

536
00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,165
This is her sacred land.

537
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,790
No admittance.

538
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:21,957
So, you're safe here.

539
00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:23,582
Absolutely.

540
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:41,290
Wukong.

541
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,999
Look.

542
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:53,957
The missing part, you said...

543
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:55,540
is it like that?

544
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,332
That's it.

545
00:42:00,416 --> 00:42:01,249
Get it.

546
00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:04,665
Grasp it.

547
00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:05,624
I gotta hide.

548
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:06,665
I gotta go.

549
00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,415
So tired.

550
00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,040
It hurts.

551
00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,290
Come on.

552
00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,082
You won't make it.

553
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,082
Lots of people.

554
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,582
I gotta hide.

555
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,040
I gotta fly.

556
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,457
Please tell me

557
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:25,499
the way out.

558
00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:26,332
Damned monkey.

559
00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,249
Monkey!

560
00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:45,415
Hey, big guy,

561
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,415
beat him up!

562
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,332
Big Brother, let me help.

563
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,499
Big trouble!

564
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:09,124
I'll run!

565
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:15,790
Your Majesty,

566
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,374
Golden Cudgel!

567
00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:54,290
Big trouble!

568
00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,082
I've gotta get outta here.

569
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:01,165
Master!

570
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:01,832
Move!

571
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,957
Have you found it?

572
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:37,249
No.

573
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:44,915
Missed.

574
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:44,790
Gotta dodge!

575
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:47,499
Come on!

576
00:45:48,791 --> 00:45:49,624
I gotta run!

577
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,040
So... tired...

578
00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:00,915
Come on out!

579
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,249
Shoot me...

580
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,082
if you can.

581
00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,499
Your Majesty.

582
00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:22,957
Didn't...

583
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,374
get me.

584
00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:25,665
Missed...

585
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:26,915
again.

586
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,957
Oh...

587
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:29,874
I dodged it.

588
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,624
Dodged...

589
00:46:45,916 --> 00:46:46,832
I'll run!

590
00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:48,082
I'm okay.

591
00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,707
Help me! I quit!

592
00:46:59,791 --> 00:47:00,624
I quit!

593
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,790
It hurts...

594
00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:03,415
Don't come over,

595
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,249
or I'll tear it apart.

596
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,207
It hurts! That's my meat.

597
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:06,082
Don't do it.

598
00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:07,249
Please! No!

599
00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:09,707
I quit.

600
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,082
Don't tear me apart.

601
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:22,249
You got my body,

602
00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:23,790
but you won't get my...

603
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:24,707
my words!

604
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,124
Master!

605
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:38,249
Master!

606
00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:50,124
Rise!

607
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:23,957
Don't do this to me.

608
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:25,082
I'm wrong.

609
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:25,957
Let me go.

610
00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,499
Damned kid.

611
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,374
How dare you compete with me!

612
00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:30,665
Don't play with fire!

613
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,749
Master.

614
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:45,707
The words.

615
00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,957
It reads...

616
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:53,624
that the gate only opens

617
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,165
once you've learned what love is.

618
00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:59,040
So what is love?

619
00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:03,707
Well...

620
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,165
it's something...

621
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,082
I don't know much about.

622
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,832
But once...

623
00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:13,582
I heard a rumor.

624
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,332
A romance.

625
00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,832
Here in The Womanland.

626
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,707
A girl who fell in love...

627
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,165
with a river.

628
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,874
But they'd never met.

629
00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:35,040
What's it like, outside The Womanland?

630
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:37,499
If... if it's possible,

631
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,124
I'd like to go out, just to have a look.

632
00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:50,749
I wonder...

633
00:49:52,458 --> 00:49:55,249
If I met the first person on the outside,

634
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,915
what would that look like?

635
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:01,082
If anyone can hear me,

636
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,499
could you answer me?

637
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,332
Who are you?

638
00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:55,790
Why can't I see you?

639
00:50:56,791 --> 00:50:59,124
But it seems like I can feel...

640
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:01,082
what's in your mind.

641
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,165
I believe that

642
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,624
you should be able to feel me, as well.

643
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,749
If...

644
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:10,749
If I come here for you every day,

645
00:51:12,208 --> 00:51:13,790
will you always be here?

646
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:25,249
One can't find the way out of the nation,

647
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:28,540
and the other can't find the way in.

648
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,124
But the River stayed for her.

649
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,874
It stayed for this girl,

650
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,082
and stopped flowing.

651
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,040
Still ever since.

652
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,040
Ouch!

653
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:45,874
My belly hurts.

654
00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:47,624
Ow!

655
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:54,790
Master, what's wrong?

656
00:51:58,375 --> 00:51:59,374
Help, Bro Monkey.

657
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:01,290
What happened to you?

658
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,374
Oh, I see.

659
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:04,624
They fell in the river

660
00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:05,582
and drank the water from it.

661
00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:06,874
What's wrong with the water?

662
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,374
The water of the Motherhood River

663
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,415
can get you pregnant.

664
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,165
Congratulations.

665
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:14,540
So, you're all pregnant.

666
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:17,624
Wukong.

667
00:52:18,541 --> 00:52:20,249
I'm pregnant.

668
00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:22,457
I can't believe it!

669
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,832
I'm going to be a mother.

670
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:28,290
Serves you right.

671
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:30,290
What do we do?

672
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:31,499
We must get out of here.

673
00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:32,540
Haven't found the way out yet.

674
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,582
And you three are pregnant.

675
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,749
Why were you so careless?

676
00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:38,165
What do we do?

677
00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:40,582
Big Brother.

678
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,457
Now it's us, not you,

679
00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,207
and we're pregnant.

680
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:46,374
It's okay.

681
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:47,540
Indeed.

682
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,207
Wukong.

683
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,249
Do something.

684
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:52,457
Master...

685
00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,499
Take a look. Do I look...

686
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,665
Like I've had a baby?

687
00:52:55,833 --> 00:52:56,665
Actually,

688
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,290
there's still a way.

689
00:52:59,458 --> 00:53:02,332
Miscarriage Cave

690
00:53:02,416 --> 00:53:03,165
Monkey.

691
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,290
Hurry.

692
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:04,999
Your Master and Brothers

693
00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:06,540
will give birth in three days.

694
00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:08,040
Time waits for no one.

695
00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:08,874
Don't worry,

696
00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:10,499
I'll be right back.

697
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:29,165
Mandarin ducks and butterflies,

698
00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:35,832
With a charming garden in Spring.

699
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:39,249
Tell me, Holy Priest,

700
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:49,207
Am I beautiful?

701
00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:50,540
Great Sage.

702
00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:51,915
Am I beautiful?

703
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:53,999
The As-You-Will Immortal?

704
00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:55,165
Are you scared?

705
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,790
A man?

706
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:58,540
You are a man.

707
00:53:58,625 --> 00:53:59,915
You watch your mouth.

708
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,832
They say I'm the most beautiful woman
in the country.

709
00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:04,040
Bother!

710
00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:08,374
My Master is pregnant.

711
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:09,082
I need to find water

712
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,082
from the Miscarriage Spring,

713
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:10,707
do you have any?

714
00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:11,749
Okay,

715
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:12,874
just a minute.

716
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:16,874
Am I beautiful?

717
00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:20,499
We have the Yin Spring and Yang Spring here.

718
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:22,374
So I have to blend the Yin with the Yang

719
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,124
and then the Yang with the Yin,
alternating seven or eight times.

720
00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,999
After that, I'll add in goji, jujube,

721
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:27,249
scallions, garlic...

722
00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:29,749
up to 49 precious herbs,

723
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,540
extracting their essence for 81 days.

724
00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,665
Then you'll have the water
from Miscarriage Spring...

725
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:34,749
for one man.

726
00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:35,707
Eighty-one days?

727
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:36,665
Yes.

728
00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:37,290
It won't do.

729
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,207
Anything faster?

730
00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:39,499
Sure!

731
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:41,249
Then I'll do it faster,
blending the Yin with the Yang,

732
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:42,249
then the Yang with the Yin,

733
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:44,040
and go 7 or 8 times more quickly

734
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,874
so that I can get the essence 81 days sooner.

735
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:47,124
Do you have any in stock?

736
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:48,499
Sure!

737
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:49,582
You mean it?

738
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:51,499
Look.

739
00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:56,874
But... it's gone now.

740
00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:58,040
How frustrating!

741
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,707
I know it's a painstaking process.

742
00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,165
And yet, in that moment...

743
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,665
holding your child in your arms...

744
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,332
I think you'll find

745
00:55:14,416 --> 00:55:15,832
that all the pains

746
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,249
will be worth it.

747
00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,624
Your Majesty, do you mean

748
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:22,832
you want me to give birth

749
00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:25,707
to this baby?

750
00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:28,374
If you want to save the world,

751
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,457
how can you abandon this baby?

752
00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:32,540
Every new life

753
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,415
is equally precious.

754
00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,415
Master!

755
00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:41,374
I'm so desperate!

756
00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:42,374
Wujing.

757
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:43,874
What's wrong?

758
00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,999
I lost my whole beard.

759
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,415
But you look good, right?

760
00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:51,999
Yes.

761
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:54,624
But I'm extremely anxious now.

762
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:57,249
I'm so troubled.

763
00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:59,165
I keep either eating or sleeping

764
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,207
just like a pig.

765
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,540
Who are you picking on?

766
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:03,999
Shut up!

767
00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:07,332
Master.

768
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:08,874
Don't pressure an expectant mother.

769
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,290
Don't touch me.

770
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,999
I don't want to live anymore.

771
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,707
The truth is,

772
00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:22,915
the Miscarriage Spring can't end a pregnancy.

773
00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,457
The real Miscarriage Spring is in my eyes.

774
00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:28,832
You need to touch me with true feelings,

775
00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:31,040
and make me shed tears with true feelings.

776
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,915
That's the Spring you want.

777
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,040
Great Sage.

778
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:36,790
Touch me.

779
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,332
Touched.

780
00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:43,082
To touch.

781
00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:44,249
Not to hurt.

782
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,415
It's my heart.

783
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,040
You need to touch my heart, Great Sage.

784
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,165
True feelings.

785
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,999
With true feelings, bro.

786
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,957
Tears from beatings don't count.

787
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,374
What are true feelings?

788
00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:02,165
When a man

789
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:03,999
is with a woman,

790
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:06,082
the true feeling is love.

791
00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,915
Idiot.

792
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:10,540
All of a sudden,

793
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,374
I'm feeling happy.

794
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,582
I'm so happy.

795
00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:19,290
Oh no.

796
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:22,540
Baby Tang.

797
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,957
Baby Tang has no heartbeats.

798
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:28,790
She just kicked me a while ago.

799
00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:36,332
It's okay.

800
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,165
She is just asleep.

801
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,124
Close your eyes.

802
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:44,665
Feel her heartbeats.

803
00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:04,582
Give birth to her.

804
00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:05,582
I'll raise her for you.

805
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,124
If I'm to raise her,

806
00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:15,457
no matter how hard it is,

807
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,749
it's my duty.

808
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,624
Great Sage,

809
00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:25,957
why are you going to the West?

810
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,874
To get the Scriptures, and enlighten...

811
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:28,874
all sentient beings.

812
00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:31,624
All sentient beings?

813
00:58:32,416 --> 00:58:33,540
You are so great.

814
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:38,165
But all these

815
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,749
abortive infants were also

816
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,707
among the sentient beings, aren't they?

817
00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:45,665
Every time they aborted

818
00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,790
I would light a candle here

819
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:51,165
to light up the way for those infants.

820
00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:58,165
If they don't get rid of the babies,

821
00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:00,624
how can we get to the West?

822
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,790
Whatever.

823
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:04,915
I'll be the bad guy...

824
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,082
this time.

825
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:10,665
As long as Master makes it to the West,

826
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:13,124
no matter how extreme the situation is,

827
00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:14,290
I can only say:

828
00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:14,999
Come on!

829
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:15,665
Come on!

830
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:16,624
Come on!

831
00:59:21,666 --> 00:59:22,540
Let go.

832
00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:24,582
Stay still.

833
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:25,999
I'm almost crying.

834
00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:35,082
Great Sage.

835
00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,290
Please tell your Master

836
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,957
I truly envy him

837
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,165
for having you.

838
00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,790
Why are you so cool?

839
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,499
Master.

840
00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:48,915
I got the water from Miscarriage Spring.

841
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:50,915
Master.

842
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,124
The water of Miscarriage Spring.

843
00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:00,165
Wukong.

844
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,832
I've made a big decision.

845
01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:07,165
I've decided...

846
01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:10,540
I'm going to have this baby.

847
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:14,582
You thought it over?

848
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:19,207
Go ahead, then.

849
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,499
Oh yeah! We'll have babies.

850
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,790
Let's celebrate.

851
01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:26,499
Freeze!

852
01:00:37,041 --> 01:00:38,249
Master.

853
01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:40,999
My duty is to protect you.

854
01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:42,249
You're no ordinary.

855
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:47,749
Hindered by a child,

856
01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:50,124
how can you proceed

857
01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:52,999
and how shall I protect you?

858
01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:58,082
Unfreeze.

859
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,249
It's gone.

860
01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:18,332
Why did you decide it for him?

861
01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:19,999
That's his child.

862
01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,707
You don't understand my Master better than I do.

863
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:24,957
What if he wants more

864
01:01:25,041 --> 01:01:26,540
than your understanding?

865
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,999
I'll tell you this...

866
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,707
in my Master's heart,

867
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,082
getting those Scriptures... it's everything.

868
01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,874
There's no room for anything else.

869
01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:35,957
It's not my remark.

870
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:37,374
If you don't believe it,

871
01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:38,957
just ask Buddha.

872
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,624
When I was young,

873
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,999
the Temple Abbot told me

874
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,124
to copy the Scriptures

875
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:12,790
when I was upset.

876
01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,665
As I improved my handwriting,

877
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,165
my mind would be calmed.

878
01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:20,874
Don't worry.

879
01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:22,957
I'm all right.

880
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:08,915
How can I want it both ways?

881
01:03:08,916 --> 01:03:14,624
To have you and Buddha on the same page?

882
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:20,665
Human sensuality weakens my soul.

883
01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:26,665
Forget it, then. That's how it goes.

884
01:03:26,666 --> 01:03:32,707
Here I am, destined for the West.

885
01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:38,665
Why must I meet you now?

886
01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:44,624
How can I forget you?

887
01:03:44,625 --> 01:03:50,249
I'd rather forget my own name.

888
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:56,290
Forget my reign, my fortune.

889
01:03:56,291 --> 01:04:02,165
Ignore your Rules and Commandments.

890
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:08,374
If you love me, hold on to me.

891
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:14,290
Take me on your journey.

892
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:20,290
Say no more merciful things.

893
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:26,332
Waste no time and stop waiting.

894
01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:32,290
Even if I'll vanish in next life,

895
01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:37,582
I must be with you in this life.

896
01:04:41,791 --> 01:04:48,082
How can I want it both ways?

897
01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:53,790
To have you and Buddha on the same page?

898
01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:59,832
Human sensuality weakens my soul.

899
01:04:59,833 --> 01:05:05,832
Forget it, then. That's how it goes.

900
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:11,874
Here I am, destined for the West.

901
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:17,832
Why must I meet you now?

902
01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:23,790
How can I forget you?

903
01:05:23,791 --> 01:05:29,290
I'd rather forget my own name.

904
01:05:29,291 --> 01:05:35,332
Forget my reign, my fortune.

905
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:39,874
Ignore your Rules and Commandments.

906
01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:47,332
Break them apart.

907
01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:49,290
Take this evil monk away.

908
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:51,499
Madam Preceptor.

909
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:53,665
He's not like what you think.

910
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,832
Your Majesty, I just don't want you to

911
01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:56,957
betray the will of our Ancestors

912
01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:58,582
and persist in your mistakes.

913
01:05:58,666 --> 01:05:59,915
But...

914
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,207
what if Ancestor was mistaken

915
01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:04,415
from the very beginning?

916
01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:09,707
Then we are part of her mistake.

917
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,457
And forever we will be.

918
01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:17,582
Don't worry, Your Majesty.

919
01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:18,749
I can assure you that

920
01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,457
I'm just putting him in jail for now.

921
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,374
I won't inflict a wound on him.

922
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,665
Everything I've done

923
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:29,124
is only for you.

924
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,249
No worries, Your Majesty.

925
01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:35,582
I will be all right.

926
01:06:58,166 --> 01:07:00,040
Aren't we going to the jail?

927
01:07:20,541 --> 01:07:21,374
Your Excellency.

928
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,624
Cast him out.

929
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,249
Where are you taking me?

930
01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:27,165
Move!

931
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:13,999
Push him out!

932
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:20,790
Your Majesty.

933
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:34,499
No!

934
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:22,165
In the hall...

935
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:23,540
that day,

936
01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:26,332
when I submitted Ancestor's predictions...

937
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,457
there was a passage

938
01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:29,749
I didn't read.

939
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,082
It said,

940
01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:32,874
one day,

941
01:09:32,958 --> 01:09:34,249
Her Majesty

942
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,915
would leave The Womanland.

943
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,082
No way.

944
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:42,874
Heaven chooses Her Majesty.

945
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,957
She bears the bloodline of The Womanland.

946
01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:46,582
If she leaves,

947
01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:49,207
everything here will be bleak and desolate.

948
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:50,415
The Womanland...

949
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,832
will no longer exist.

950
01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:27,499
Big Brother.

951
01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:36,999
Sun Wukong.

952
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:38,874
You're a man of miracles.

953
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:40,957
Please save Her Majesty.

954
01:10:42,208 --> 01:10:43,332
Where's my Master?

955
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,874
He's now sailing

956
01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,082
with Her Majesty

957
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:50,415
on the Sea of Suffering.

958
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,040
The Sea of Sufferings?

959
01:10:54,666 --> 01:10:56,582
The Sea is boundless

960
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,207
with no way back.

961
01:10:58,416 --> 01:10:59,707
Once you set off,

962
01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:01,832
you'll drift for a lifetime.

963
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,832
No one's ever made it out alive.

964
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:06,999
I'm sure

965
01:11:08,041 --> 01:11:09,582
to send you back ashore, Your Majesty.

966
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:33,374
Master!

967
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,582
Her Majesty...

968
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,165
Master!

969
01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:05,207
Master!

970
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,582
Master!

971
01:12:48,583 --> 01:12:50,374
I need a sip of water.

972
01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,124
It tastes bitter.

973
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,874
It'll only make you thirstier.

974
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:02,665
My flesh...

975
01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:05,540
can make a mortal immortal.

976
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:07,874
If you don't mind,

977
01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:11,415
you can have a bite.

978
01:14:42,041 --> 01:14:44,374
What is it like...

979
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:48,207
outside The Womanland?

980
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:51,124
There's also...

981
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,582
a sea of suffering out there.

982
01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:59,082
But on that sea,

983
01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:03,207
everyone is an island.

984
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,165
Everyone...

985
01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,374
is on the drift.

986
01:15:07,916 --> 01:15:10,457
But when does their drift end?

987
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,874
If I can find the Scriptures,

988
01:15:16,208 --> 01:15:18,999
I'm bound to lead them ashore.

989
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,499
However,

990
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:25,415
beyond the suffering,

991
01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:29,290
there is also joy.

992
01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:34,749
It's a pity...

993
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:37,124
I wish I were able

994
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:41,332
to show you around, here in this life.

995
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,540
It doesn't matter.

996
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,415
In the next life, then.

997
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,165
Sure.

998
01:15:57,583 --> 01:15:59,665
In the next life.

999
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,999
What a surprise!

1000
01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:57,874
The gate...

1001
01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:01,249
it's right at the end of the Sea of Suffering.

1002
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:14,332
The gate is open.

1003
01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:17,957
What is love, then?

1004
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,290
I'm going with you.

1005
01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:29,582
What about The Womanland?

1006
01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:36,124
I'll abandon my reign, give up my fortune.

1007
01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:39,499
You can observe your Rules and Commandments.

1008
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,499
Master!

1009
01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:23,749
Master!

1010
01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:24,999
Rise!

1011
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,957
Master!

1012
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:37,665
Wukong.

1013
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:39,249
Master!

1014
01:18:41,791 --> 01:18:42,582
Master!

1015
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:43,124
Wukong.

1016
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,207
Are you all right?

1017
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:45,082
Master.

1018
01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:45,749
Let's go!

1019
01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:54,415
Let's go.

1020
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,040
Master.

1021
01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,332
Are you really taking her along?

1022
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:18,124
This child...

1023
01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:21,082
bears the bloodline of The Womanland.

1024
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,499
You are Preceptor to the nation now.

1025
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,999
The only mission in your life

1026
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:28,707
is to raise her well.

1027
01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:32,499
Don't fail the will of Heaven, now.

1028
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:49,832
Are you here?

1029
01:22:57,750 --> 01:22:58,915
Today...

1030
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,707
is my last time.

1031
01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:02,749
I won't be back.

1032
01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:06,165
Because from today,

1033
01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:09,249
I have accepted my mission.

1034
01:23:11,375 --> 01:23:12,874
I'll spend my entire life

1035
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,999
protecting this child.

1036
01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:16,790
She will be...

1037
01:23:16,875 --> 01:23:19,332
Queen of The Womanland.

1038
01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:24,832
While we wait to begin,

1039
01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:27,332
as it turns out,

1040
01:23:28,291 --> 01:23:29,999
it's all come to an end.

1041
01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:21,999
Mercy Goddess.

1042
01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:57,165
Dear Ancestor,

1043
01:24:58,583 --> 01:25:00,207
Our people in The Womanland

1044
01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:04,332
will cut off our hair,

1045
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:08,624
and weave it into an Everlight Lamp.

1046
01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:10,540
We beg of you...

1047
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:12,707
our Ancestor...

1048
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,957
please save Her Majesty.

1049
01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:19,582
The Everlight Lamp

1050
01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,915
must burn to the end.

1051
01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,040
Only then

1052
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:30,165
will Her Majesty have the chance to wake up.

1053
01:25:44,916 --> 01:25:46,290
Xuanzang,

1054
01:25:46,958 --> 01:25:48,290
in this world,

1055
01:25:48,375 --> 01:25:50,415
you can only let go

1056
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:53,374
of the things you've never owned.

1057
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,415
Will you choose

1058
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,957
to love one person,

1059
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:58,249
or all of humanity?

1060
01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:02,499
Remember,

1061
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:05,374
the day you put your cassock on again,

1062
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:06,290
is the day you resume

1063
01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:09,499
your journey to the West.

1064
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:11,999
Keep it in mind.

1065
01:26:14,583 --> 01:26:16,082
Do you miss me?

1066
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:54,915
Mercy Goddess.

1067
01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:03,582
Get attached!

1068
01:27:05,583 --> 01:27:07,165
Freeze!

1069
01:27:16,416 --> 01:27:17,707
Wukong.

1070
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,582
Let's just take the cassock along.

1071
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:32,832
Over time,

1072
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:35,540
perhaps this romance

1073
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,707
will fade away.

1074
01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:38,082
By that time,

1075
01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:41,124
you have to be able to wear this cassock again.

1076
01:27:46,791 --> 01:27:49,999
If time were the best medicine,

1077
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:53,082
there wouldn't be so much

1078
01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:57,124
incurable suffering and reluctant partings

1079
01:27:57,458 --> 01:28:00,249
in this world.

1080
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,915
Why are you still here?

1081
01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:06,790
You're finally awake.

1082
01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:12,665
I had a dream.

1083
01:32:05,416 --> 01:32:07,665
You've waited twenty years for me.

1084
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,249
It's out.

1085
01:32:33,625 --> 01:32:36,374
The Everlight Lamp is out.

1086
01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:38,874
Her Majesty is probably awake.

1087
01:32:39,416 --> 01:32:41,540
Go see Her Majesty.

1088
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:45,790
No, no.

1089
01:32:45,875 --> 01:32:46,874
I can't.

1090
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:52,165
Everything has its destiny.

1091
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,249
Go greet the sea.

1092
01:33:07,958 --> 01:33:08,832
No.

1093
01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:09,999
No!

1094
01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:23,165
Master!

1095
01:33:33,166 --> 01:33:35,249
Your Majesty.

1096
01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:47,082
Madam Preceptor.

1097
01:33:47,166 --> 01:33:47,999
Your Majesty.

1098
01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:49,165
Your Majesty, are you all right?

1099
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:50,874
My child.

1100
01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:09,749
I'll never leave my Queen.

1101
01:34:11,333 --> 01:34:12,832
Please... just go.

1102
01:35:37,083 --> 01:35:37,999
Master!

1103
01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:57,665
Master.

1104
01:35:58,291 --> 01:35:58,957
Master!

1105
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:00,790
Master!

1106
01:37:25,541 --> 01:37:25,957
Go!

1107
01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:26,915
Rise!

1108
01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:35,790
Buddha,

1109
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:38,624
They're drowning in the Sea of Suffering.

1110
01:39:39,083 --> 01:39:40,915
Please advise me...

1111
01:39:41,291 --> 01:39:43,707
how to offer them salvation.

1112
01:40:41,958 --> 01:40:43,790
God of the River Oblivion,

1113
01:40:44,458 --> 01:40:46,040
for the past twenty years,

1114
01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:48,665
you've been obsessed.

1115
01:40:48,750 --> 01:40:53,165
And now you've committed a tremendous sin.

1116
01:40:53,875 --> 01:40:56,165
Do you know you're at fault?

1117
01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:01,165
River God...

1118
01:41:01,791 --> 01:41:03,499
repent and be saved.

1119
01:41:58,583 --> 01:42:00,749
I had a dream.

1120
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:05,582
I dreamed that...

1121
01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:12,082
your hair was long,

1122
01:42:18,458 --> 01:42:21,749
and we grew old together.

1123
01:42:23,416 --> 01:42:24,915
But you...

1124
01:42:29,333 --> 01:42:31,124
you weren't happy.

1125
01:43:33,458 --> 01:43:35,040
God of the River Oblivion,

1126
01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:38,457
I understand the root of your inner pain.

1127
01:43:38,833 --> 01:43:39,915
In fact,

1128
01:43:40,416 --> 01:43:42,082
the gate is always there...

1129
01:43:42,375 --> 01:43:43,540
but it's our hesitation, our unwillingness

1130
01:43:44,041 --> 01:43:45,582
that keeps us from going through it.

1131
01:43:47,708 --> 01:43:49,082
Love is the reason

1132
01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:52,999
we are born into this world,

1133
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,915
then born again, through endless reincarnations.

1134
01:43:56,208 --> 01:43:58,332
But fully understanding the wonders of love...

1135
01:43:58,958 --> 01:44:01,957
is eternal.

1136
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:04,790
From this love, I've learned that

1137
01:44:05,541 --> 01:44:08,499
love for a person, or love for the world,

1138
01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:10,832
it's the same.

1139
01:44:12,791 --> 01:44:15,540
I will recite the Sutras for you,
thousands of times a day,

1140
01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:17,874
until I reach the Thunder Monastery.

1141
01:44:17,875 --> 01:44:19,999
There, I will enshrine you over the pulpit,

1142
01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:22,165
forever illuminated by Buddha,

1143
01:44:22,541 --> 01:44:24,499
to help find your justice

1144
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:26,207
and proper retribution.

1145
01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:04,499
How can I want it both ways?

1146
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:10,582
To have you and Buddha on the same page?

1147
01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:16,624
Human sensuality weakens my soul.

1148
01:45:16,625 --> 01:45:22,624
Forget it, then. That's how it goes.

1149
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:28,665
Here I am, destined for the West.

1150
01:45:28,666 --> 01:45:34,499
Why must I meet you now?

1151
01:45:34,500 --> 01:45:40,415
How can I forget you?

1152
01:45:40,416 --> 01:45:46,040
I'd rather forget my own name.

1153
01:45:46,041 --> 01:45:52,124
Forget my reign, my fortune.

1154
01:45:52,125 --> 01:45:58,040
Ignore your Rules and Commandments.

1155
01:46:00,916 --> 01:46:01,790
See you.

1156
01:46:02,166 --> 01:46:02,832
No.

1157
01:46:03,416 --> 01:46:04,957
We won't meet again.

1158
01:46:14,375 --> 01:46:16,290
Perhaps in the next life.

1159
01:46:22,208 --> 01:46:28,165
Even if it means I won't have a next life,

1160
01:46:28,166 --> 01:46:33,415
I must be with you in this one.

1161
01:46:46,916 --> 01:46:47,915
Disciples.

1162
01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:49,999
What is that place ahead?

1163
01:46:50,083 --> 01:46:50,957
They're mountains.

1164
01:46:51,041 --> 01:46:52,249
One after another.

1165
01:46:52,333 --> 01:46:53,290
Got a name?

1166
01:46:53,375 --> 01:46:54,790
The Fiery Mountains.

1167
01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:55,874
My goodness.

1168
01:46:55,958 --> 01:46:58,290
That sounds... hot.

1169
01:47:00,583 --> 01:47:01,290
Let's go!

1170
01:48:13,041 --> 01:48:14,165
Hey, stop. We're here.

1171
01:48:14,250 --> 01:48:15,249
I'm sorry.

1172
01:48:16,416 --> 01:48:19,124
Where's Big Brother and Second Brother?

1173
01:48:19,333 --> 01:48:20,457
They left first.

1174
01:48:20,541 --> 01:48:22,540
Wanted me to tell you goodbye.

1175
01:48:22,625 --> 01:48:26,165
No way! Why? They're so mean.

1176
01:48:27,375 --> 01:48:28,999
Second Brother asked me

1177
01:48:29,458 --> 01:48:30,249
to read these words...

1178
01:48:30,541 --> 01:48:31,874
just for you.

1179
01:48:31,958 --> 01:48:33,249
With feeling.

1180
01:48:33,625 --> 01:48:34,915
Deep feelings, and true.

1181
01:48:39,541 --> 01:48:40,665
Sister,

1182
01:48:41,833 --> 01:48:43,832
forgive me for sneaking out so quietly.

1183
01:48:44,916 --> 01:48:47,124
I haven't achieved what I wanted yet.

1184
01:48:47,208 --> 01:48:48,915
I need this journey to the West.

1185
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:51,082
Don't wait for me.

1186
01:48:51,166 --> 01:48:52,957
Please remember

1187
01:48:53,041 --> 01:48:54,957
my handsome good looks.

1188
01:48:55,041 --> 01:48:56,082
But, I ask you...

1189
01:48:56,166 --> 01:48:57,790
forget about the rest of me.

1190
01:48:58,291 --> 01:49:00,207
Please.

1191
01:49:03,458 --> 01:49:05,207
Actually,

1192
01:49:06,333 --> 01:49:09,290
I prefer your original look.

1193
01:49:10,125 --> 01:49:11,415
You mean this one?

1194
01:49:20,916 --> 01:49:23,082
She's not talking about you.

1195
01:49:23,166 --> 01:49:25,540
She's talking about Second Brother.

1196
01:49:25,625 --> 01:49:27,332
Actually, your blue-skinned look

1197
01:49:27,416 --> 01:49:29,082
is pretty cute, too.

1198
01:49:29,458 --> 01:49:32,040
But what'll you do with this outfit?

1199
01:49:33,125 --> 01:49:33,832
If I tell you,

1200
01:49:33,916 --> 01:49:35,290
don't get scared off.

1201
01:49:36,208 --> 01:49:38,124
I'm the Curtain-Lifting General.

1202
01:49:38,541 --> 01:49:40,082
The Curtain-Lifting General?

1203
01:49:40,666 --> 01:49:41,540
What's that?

1204
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,790
You don't know about this?

1205
01:49:43,875 --> 01:49:45,957
In Heaven, when the Jade Emperor passes by,

1206
01:49:46,041 --> 01:49:47,999
I'll lift the curtain for him.

1207
01:49:48,083 --> 01:49:48,874
Lift the curtain.

1208
01:49:48,958 --> 01:49:50,624
You're so talented.

1209
01:49:51,791 --> 01:49:53,165
Isn't that a watchman's job?

1210
01:49:53,708 --> 01:49:54,665
That's an important post!

1211
01:49:54,750 --> 01:49:55,790
Yeah . It sure is.

1212
01:49:55,916 --> 01:49:57,040
You are so cool.

1213
01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:03,499
We won't meet again.

1213
01:50:04,305 --> 01:50:10,324
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