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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Whoever heard of a heatwave
in the Arctic?

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Welcome to the new normal.

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We're standing on a gigantic ice cap,
and it's 32 Fahrenheit.

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Welcome to the Arctic summer.

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Fahrenheit?

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Wait, did you just use
that antiquated Imperial measurement?

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Yeah, I did, Sweden.

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I'm from Norway, A-hole.
Not Sweden!

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YANKEE: Is there
any difference?

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You Americans! You're so out of step
with the rest of the world.

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You're a scientist,
for God's sake.

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Glaciologist.

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You two knob jockeys
sound like a couple of Sheilas.

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Let's get these core samples
and get back to the outpost.

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(DOGS BARKING)

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Guys, we hit something.

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(WHIRRING)
This is some mean ice.

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That's why they call it
the Old Cold!

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Yeah, well, I reckon just
increase the bit speed.

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Let's blast right through it.

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Hey, guys?

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I'm getting a seismic spike
in the ice.

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Yeah, well, it's probably
just an isostatic rebound.

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(SCANNER BEEPS)

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Like hell, it is.

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I'm getting a big-ass
magnetic anomaly on my screen.

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Whatever it is, it's alive,
and it's big.

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There are no big life forms
that live in solid ice.

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Maybe the backscatter effect
brought up a rock formation.

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Yeah, and maybe
it's the Easter Bunny!

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This is not a rock, and it sure
as shit isn't the Easter Bunny.

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Dumbass!

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(RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)

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(DOGS HOWLING)

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Check it out.

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(CREATURE SHRIEKING)

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Aussie!

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(DOGS BARKING)

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DUTCH: Aussie? Aussie?
Aussie, do you copy?

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(CREATURE GROWLS)

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DUTCH:
What the hell?

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- What...
- Get it out! Get it out!

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Come on, get it out. Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on, Yank!

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(YELLS)
No! No!

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(SCREAMING)
Yankee!

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Yank!

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(YANKEE'S SCREAMING ECHOES)

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Yank?

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No.

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No!

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(GRUNTING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(GROANING)

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No!

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(CHIMING)

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(ALARM BLARES)

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Really, Gummer?
A motion detector?

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Perfection.

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Man alive,
it's hot as balls out there!

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Hands where I can
see them, partner.

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Oh, gee-whiz, Gummer!
You know who I am!

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It's me,
Special Agent Dalkwed.

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Do it, Agent Dickweed.

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Are you threatening
a federal officer?

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That all depends, Taxman.

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Sticks and stones.
Is that a pellet gun, Gummer?

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You bet
your sweet ass it is!

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Oh, since when
do you play with toys?

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Since none of your damn business.
You armed?

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Of course, I'm armed.

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All Special Agents with
the United States Treasury are armed.

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You know that.

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Special Agent!
You're a bean counter.

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This here is private property
in an open-carry state.

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And you wouldn't happen
to have any financial interest

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in said property,
now would you?

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Nope! Go slap a lien
somewhere else.

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Already have.

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Hey.

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I see you've changed teams.

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Hmm?

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No, just hats!

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Well, it was a miracle
the Cubbies won that series.

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And frankly, Gummer,
that's what you're gonna need,

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a miracle.

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'Cause right now,
your ass is in my hands.

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Your point, Dickweed?

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Your tax position has been
deemed frivolous by the IRS

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and your property has hereby
been seized.

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What? You can't!

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I can, and I did!

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The IRS owns you, Gummer,

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until such time as we can arrange
for confiscation of any and all items

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deemed suitable
for government auction.

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You parasitic son of a bitch!

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Yeah, your...

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(CHUCKLES)

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Your well-endowed battery of firearms
might raise enough to make a dent

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in your failure to file
penalties and interest.

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I detect the odorous stench
of <i>Schadenfreude,</i> Agent Dickweed!

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I will see you in court!

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In court? Oh. Oh, no!

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We're way past that, Gummer.

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Way past.

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Out of here!

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Goodbye, Gummer.

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And don't let the door
dislodge that poker up your ass!

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Oh, I'll be really careful.

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- TRAVIS: Another satisfied customer?
- What?

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Did you miss me?

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Yeah, like a boil on my ass.

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I see you got
the supply req.

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Oh, yeah. That eighth text
was a charm.

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"Hey, welcome home,
sonny boy!"

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"Oh, good to see you."
"How long's it been?"

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"Four or five weeks?" "Okay.
How'd the video shoot go?"

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Fascist jackals!

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Ooh, Government plates.
That can't be good.

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Let me guess. IRS?

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They've got no right to waltz in here
and seize a man's property.

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Come on, Burt. You've been flipping off
the Feds longer than Wesley Snipes.

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That's got to be a record.

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This is the very thing that
sparked the Boston Tea Party.

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BOTH: No taxation
without representation!

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It's a good thing Jodi decided
to stay at that law firm in Reno, huh?

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- Lets you squat here?
- Nobody's squatting.

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I'm managing the store now.

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Really? Congratulations.

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And I really love what
you've done with the place.

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You really put the hyphen back
in anal-retentive. Jeez.

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I can do
without the sarcasm, son.

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Oh, come on, Burt.
Don't be hurt.

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All right, now that I'm back,
let's hit that reset button, huh?

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Put some fresh content
up on YouTube,

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try and resurrect
that Bull's-Eye Brand.

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Not doing prepper videos anymore.
My director quit on me.

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No, he didn't.
He's right here.

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I just had a small
mental health break.

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What's up with that hat?
Wait a minute.

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You change teams?

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No, just hats!

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Take it easy, Burt.
Look, I know you hate taking direction,

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and my style's way too
improvisational for you, okay?

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Lord, you're giving me
a headache.

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Come on, Burt,
meet me in the middle.

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Make sure you put $5
in that cash box.

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For what?

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That beer doesn't come free.

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You're closing up?

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Dude, it's not Miller time yet.

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You can't find your beach.

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Time for some shut-eye.

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Since when do you "shut-eye"
in the middle of the afternoon?

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Since you showed up!

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You wonder why I go
to strip clubs!

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What the hell happened here?

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Something attacked them
from under the ice.

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It can't be!

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(ROARS)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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(GROANING)

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Chang's.

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(SCREAMS)

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Yo, Burt! What's up?

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Calisthenics.
Feel free to join in.

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I think I'll pass.

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You wanna earn your keep,
go stock some shelves.

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I'd love to, but you've got
a phone call.

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Take a message.

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I tried,

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but there's a lady
holding on the line,

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who's got a very sexy
phone voice, by the way.

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She told me to tell you
that they've got, uh...

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I can't read my writing.

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What does that word...
What does that say? That she's got, uh...

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- Graboids? Where?
- Mr. Gummer?

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Affirmative. Who's this?

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Dr. Rita Sims. I'm calling
from Nunavut Province, Canada.

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We're 67 degrees north.

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- That's the Canadian Arctic.
- Yes, it is.

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I'm the station leader of
an international research team.

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<i>We' re based at Boîte Canyon.</i>

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How'd you get this number?
You from the government?

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Is she hot?

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Well, I have an associate
familiar with your work.

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I think your associate
must be half a bubble off plumb.

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That was my first reaction,
but she's actually very bright.

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She knows a lot
about Graboid mythology.

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Graboids are no myth,
but they're a desert phenomenon.

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I think this is
a colossal time suck, Miss, uh...

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Dr. Sims.

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Graboids do not and cannot
exist in the Arctic, Dr. Sims!

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- Impossible.
- Ask her if she's hot.

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Improbable but not impossible.

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- Who's this?
- This is Valerie.

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First, let me say that,
as a major Graboid enthusiast,

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I have admired your work
for years. Here's what I know.

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Graboids are subterranean
worm-like predator

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unlike any other life form cataloged
in Earth's genetic or fossil record.

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<i>When fully grown,
a Graboid can reach up</i>

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to 10 meters in length
and weigh up to 20 tons.

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Their semi-rigid internal structure
is covered by a leathery carapace.

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<i>They're daytime hunters
and have no eyes,</i>

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but what's most fascinating
to me about their predatory acuity

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is that it's based on vibration.

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Go on. I'm listening.

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They have a massive black armored beak
and two hooked mandibles,

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one on either side of their jaw.

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<i>The species is Precambrian and have long
and powerful snake-like tentacles,</i>

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<i>which can reach three meters
to ensnare their prey.</i>

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If you'd like,
I can give you the 411

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On the morphological
subspecies

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known as the Ass Blaster
a.k.a. <i>Mexicana Combustus.</i>

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You're a treasure-trove of
Graboidology, Miss, but I...

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You've hunted and killed them
on two different continents, Mr. Gummer.

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That's why I insisted
that we call.

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But why are you so sure
this is a Graboid attack?

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The kill site
has all the telltale signs.

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Except for location.

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I don't know.
Call it a gut feeling, intuition.

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We need your help, Mr. Gummer,
and we need it ASAP!

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<i>Think of the adventure,
Graboids in the Arctic.</i>

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This could be
a whole new ballgame.

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Batter up!

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(CHUCKLES) Yes.

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You never asked
if she was hot!

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(ROOSTER CROWS)

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- Where are you going?
- Round two! I'm coming with.

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Request denied.

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What? Come on, here,
stop being Burt for a minute,

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and logic this thing out
with me.

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This is our chance to revive
Burt Gummer's Bull's-Eye Brand,

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get you free
of the taxman, dude!

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Let's be honest. You've got
a lot of red in your ledger.

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My financial status
is none of your damn beeswax.

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And you'll just be in the way.

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Oh, like I was
in South Africa? Huh?

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That was a one-off!
Nothing more.

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You're looking at this through the wrong
end of the telescope here, friend.

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What about your legacy, huh?

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What about it?

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Do you know of any other
Graboid hunters out there?

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Uh, I don't.

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I know, you know,
Bigfoot hunters... No!

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You're Burt Gummer.
You're a one-off!

247
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:05,750
Come on, man, teach me!
Pay it forward.

248
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,480
Oh, I'm not dead yet.

249
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:11,020
I know, and I'm not interested in
talking about your mortality, either,

250
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,450
but think about it.
Who's gonna fill your shoes

251
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,560
when you can no longer outrun
or outgun these beasts, huh?

252
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,190
I've got to
tell you something.

253
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,500
Burt Gummer's got
some big-ass shoes to fill.

254
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,030
Size 12s.

255
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,030
I've seen you
in the locker room.

256
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,040
And you're my heir apparent.
Is that it?

257
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,770
You already led me through
one Graboid gauntlet.

258
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:33,370
- There's a lot you still don't know.
- Exactly my point.

259
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,820
Learning can be fun!
Rosetta Stone me, dawg.

260
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,280
It was a decent enough
combat primer.

261
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,220
Hell, yeah, it was!
I was your wingman.

262
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,190
Wingman?
More like wingnut!

263
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,320
Come on, that's...

264
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,590
That's a little harsh,
I think.

265
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,690
(SIGHS)

266
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,190
Damn it!

267
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,870
Are you willing to follow orders?

268
00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,700
I mean, sometimes, I don't...

269
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:02,540
Look, the most important
six inches on the battlefield

270
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:05,020
are between your ears.
You got that?

271
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,610
I'd like to think I have more.
I think I'm 6.5.

272
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,410
Don't crack wise with me.

273
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,780
Sir, yes, sir!

274
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,980
And have you filled out

275
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:18,690
the requisite non-resident
special exemption RCMP-5590 form?

276
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,990
Sir...

277
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,990
- What?
- The RCMP-5590 form!

278
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:28,560
For that firearm you're
planning on bringing into Canada.

279
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,270
No.

280
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,580
Well, then you better download
one and fill it out pronto.

281
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,940
Grab your arctic gear.

282
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,710
Man!

283
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,610
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

284
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,430
Welcome to
the Great White North, eh!

285
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,100
Otherwise known
as Nowheresville.

286
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,170
You're about 1,000 miles
north of there.

287
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,310
You're somewhere
between, uh,

288
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,810
Ain't-Never-Been
and Don't-Wanna-Go.

289
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,680
TRAVIS: Where are
all the glaciers?

290
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:22,920
Melting. Sled dog unemployment's
at an all-time high.

291
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,490
How much longer
till we're there?

292
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,160
Not far.
Just around the bend.

293
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,330
Where's your GPS?

294
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,830
You're in the Arctic Circle.

295
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:37,870
Satellites up here
are more miss than hit.

296
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,340
But don't worry.
It's all up here.

297
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,340
That's reassuring.

298
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:45,440
How is it back there,
Mr. Gummer?

299
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,410
My seismic vibration monitor
is completely useless.

300
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:52,680
Yeah, well, you can log in to the
inter-Web when we get you on station.

301
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:57,350
- Peachy.
- Hey, I'm a big fan of your series.

302
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:02,620
I loved that episode on dried meats
and insects as proteins.

303
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:07,260
I see you're smuggling home-brew
grain alcohol into dry territory.

304
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:11,370
Well, the local tribal authority
are a bit blue-nosed,

305
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,540
so I'm forced to bring it
in under the radar.

306
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,940
Don't ask, don't tell, right?

307
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,280
BURT: Yeah.

308
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,010
(SCREECHING)

309
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,310
Travis!

310
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,490
I see it.

311
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,390
- It can't be.
- It is.

312
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,260
- It is what?
- We got a hostile aerial incursion.

313
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,920
What's your altitude?

314
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,090
1,400 feet.

315
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:41,660
I suggest you take evasive
action and put this plane on the ground.

316
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:44,400
Ass Blasters in the Arctic?

317
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:47,310
(SCREECHING)

318
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,010
They're keying in
on your engine!

319
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,480
- Yeah, they're heat seekers.
- Who's they?

320
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,780
BOTH: Ass Blasters!

321
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,320
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

322
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,390
- Bird strike.
- We've lost the engine.

323
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,690
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
No shit, Sherlock!

324
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,360
Get this down! Now!

325
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,360
Stand by for some chop!

326
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:17,130
Does that mean crash?

327
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:20,770
(LAUGHS)
Gravity never loses!

328
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:23,800
The best we can hope for
is a draw!

329
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,940
- Brace for impact!
- Impact? What impact?

330
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:33,180
(ALL GRUNTING)

331
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:47,400
(PANTS) And we're here!

332
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,900
Whoa. We're so
out of here!

333
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,310
(GRUNTS)

334
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,510
Oh, no.

335
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:12,920
Here they come,
the men in black.

336
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:30,810
Well, well, well!
What do we have here?

337
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,610
Tom and Jerry?

338
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,510
Frick and Frank?

339
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,680
No, more like
Butch and Sundance.

340
00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:38,310
Starsky and Hutch.

341
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,980
Do I smell alcohol?

342
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,690
My bird runs on bio-fuel.

343
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,960
And you're bootlegging moonshine
into a First Nations territory?

344
00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,660
That is a big time no-no!

345
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,360
You don't mind if we help
ourselves now, do you?

346
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,700
Well, there's a matter
of payment, eh?

347
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,700
Put it on my tab.

348
00:21:57,710 --> 00:21:59,640
BURT: And who might
you be?

349
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,810
I'm your next-door neighbor

350
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,710
while you're up here
on your little worm hunt.

351
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,660
But there's no welcome mat
on my doorstep, so tread lightly.

352
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:18,690
A piece of advice, Mr. Gummer.

353
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,160
You stay out of my way
and pay your taxes.

354
00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:25,300
Consider yourself
properly warned.

355
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:27,860
Do I know you?

356
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:30,670
I don't know. Do you?

357
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,500
Since we're neighbors,
here's some neighborly advice.

358
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,870
Beat a retreat until I get
this area cleared out.

359
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,110
Retreat? Hell, no. We're just
getting started up here.

360
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,610
Then find a safe place
to hunker down.

361
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,020
Consider yourself
properly warned.

362
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:55,290
You know that skid mark?

363
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,890
What can you tell me
about him?

364
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,860
MAC: Well, rumor has it
he's up here working

365
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,500
on some Area 51 stuff.

366
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,630
Some joint US-Canadian
turd factory

367
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,540
being developed by Harpo...
Darpo...

368
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,940
You mean DARPA?

369
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:12,510
That's the one! Know them?

370
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,220
Yeah, they're the acronym
for evil.

371
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,420
(GRUNTS)

372
00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:29,260
You must be Valerie?

373
00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:32,090
At your service. And thanks
for answering our SOS.

374
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,360
Yeah, my call sign,
these days.

375
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:36,930
This is Aklark.
He's our resident local boy.

376
00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:40,070
Hey, Mac. I saw you came in
a bit hectic there, huh?

377
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,410
Yeah, just a little bit.

378
00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:45,070
Did you guys just come
from Burning Man, or...

379
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,540
How's it, Mr. Burt?

380
00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:50,680
Wow! They even know you
in Canada!

381
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,450
You failed to tell me
about the AB infestation.

382
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,520
- We have Ass Blasters?
- Yeah.

383
00:23:55,530 --> 00:23:57,220
It ain't a polar bear, girl.

384
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,050
Mom and Dad aren't
gonna believe it.

385
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,550
"Mom and Dad"?

386
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,860
Here's a blast from the past,
Mr. Gummer.

387
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:04,760
I'm Val and Rhonda's daughter.

388
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:08,330
No! Val and Rhonda from
the OG Graboid apocalypse?

389
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:10,600
Crazy, huh?
You must be Travis.

390
00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,770
I am.

391
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:15,800
Uh... I kind of lost track
of your parents over the years.

392
00:24:15,810 --> 00:24:19,610
It's okay. They're easy
to lose track of, especially Val.

393
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:22,740
Let's get you back to the station.
Everybody's waiting.

394
00:24:23,290 --> 00:24:25,150
He's not
the keeping-in-touch type.

395
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,650
Come on.

396
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:35,790
Ah, bam!

397
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,290
Dang!

398
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,130
Aw, man!

399
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,860
(GRUNTS)

400
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:19,270
(PANTING)

401
00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:25,710
I see you've come up north
loaded for bear, Mr. Burt.

402
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,680
Yeah, BSA .303. Nice.

403
00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,180
It'll kill most varmints.

404
00:25:30,190 --> 00:25:32,510
Yeah, well, for the varmints
we're hunting,

405
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,820
that's like shooting
a slingshot at a Sherman tank.

406
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:38,790
I thought it'd be colder than a
reindeer's ball bag up here.

407
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,050
We're in the middle
of an Arctic heat wave,

408
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,220
which has greatly accelerated
the snow melt.

409
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:45,090
Hell, I'm hotter
than a 50 cal on full auto!

410
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,660
Mr. Gummer,
glad you could make it.

411
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:50,200
Welcome to the Boîte Canyon
Arctic Research Station

412
00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:53,230
or, like we used to call it,
science at the edge of the world.

413
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,870
You must be, uh,
Dr. Rita Sims?

414
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,100
- Good to meet you.
- Yeah.

415
00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:58,440
This is Dr. Ferezze.

416
00:25:58,450 --> 00:26:00,810
- Charles Ferezze.
- Doc.

417
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,010
How was your flight in?

418
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,750
Well, let's just say, uh,
we hit some chop.

419
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,880
We blew the engine.

420
00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:10,990
Actually, we came
under Ass Blaster attack,

421
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,420
and during the ensuing
aerial dogfight, the engine was blown.

422
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:17,760
- An Ass Blaster?
- Yeah.

423
00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:19,460
Blew the engine?

424
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:22,130
But you have to fly me
back to Montreal so I can report

425
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,770
to the powers that be about
the recent turn of events.

426
00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:29,270
Well, they'll just have to wait till
I get this puppy airborne again.

427
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,510
I can't stay here
one more minute!

428
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,650
Excuse me. I've got
an engine to fix.

429
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,880
DR. FEREZZE: Excuse me.
(LAUGHS)

430
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:41,280
Dr. Ferezze, he startles
at the drop of a feather.

431
00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:43,690
I'm sorry.
We haven't met yet.

432
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:46,050
BURT: Oh, Travis Welker,
my, uh...

433
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,860
My wing, uh...
Wingman.

434
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:50,530
Thank you for coming.

435
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:54,430
I've got to go inside,
get the lay of the land.

436
00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,370
Sunset at 3:48 a.m.

437
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,470
Well, it's the Land of
the Midnight Sun, Mr. Welker.

438
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,510
Are you saying that the sun
is never going down on me?

439
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,180
Well, it's never gonna go
below the horizon,

440
00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:10,710
if that's what you're asking.

441
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,510
RITA: We sent a three-man
drill team to the glacial field

442
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,750
about a half a day
up mountain from here.

443
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,820
You have three KIA?

444
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:19,050
Killed in action.

445
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:21,460
Whoa, that's a big
10-4, good buddy.

446
00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:24,120
- Name's Swackhamer.
- Swackhamer.

447
00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:25,690
I hammered-and-nailed
this place together.

448
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,300
You need to know anything,
I'm your guy.

449
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:32,470
There's two that we can
verify dead, one assumed dead.

450
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,170
Verified? How?

451
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,470
Well, from the kill site.

452
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,140
Rita and her crew managed
to recover a severed head,

453
00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:41,120
a partially eaten pelvis,
and a half-eaten testicle.

454
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:43,980
How do you recover
a half-eaten testicle?

455
00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:47,150
Now, where's all
the snow, Dr. Sims?

456
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,680
This year in particular has been one
of the warmest on record up here.

457
00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:52,490
Meet Hart Hansen, Mr. Gummer.

458
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,720
He's a PhD in Geomorphology
from the University of Cambridge.

459
00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:57,960
Ah, yeah, airplane boy.

460
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:01,230
It's an RC. Kind of a hobby.

461
00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,070
It's actually a habit, um...

462
00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:07,200
Okay, it's an addiction. Anyway,

463
00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:08,670
it's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Gummer.

464
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,170
I'm sure you'll find
that Boîte Canyon

465
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:12,510
is a very unique
geological phenomenon.

466
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,880
VALERIE: This perennially
frozen tundra is interrupted

467
00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:17,510
for approximately
10 square kilometers by thawed soil.

468
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,010
Thawed?
It's bone dry out there.

469
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,050
The Meltwater Hot Springs
are a pleasant symptom

470
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,590
of geothermal heat, which warms
the Earth from deep beneath the land

471
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,820
that we're standing on.

472
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,190
That explains the ABs.

473
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,420
Ass Blasters!

474
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:30,370
(ALL LAUGHING)

475
00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:33,530
- Ass Blasters...
- You think this is funny?

476
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:39,940
These creatures are no joke.
They are all-go, no-quit killing machines.

477
00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:42,140
Now, I'm sorry for the loss
of your friends,

478
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:44,570
but if you don't do exactly
as I say,

479
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,740
they won't be the last
to die around here.

480
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:49,410
Not funny, Mr. Gummer.
We get it.

481
00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:52,080
The permafrost at a higher
elevation is melting,

482
00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:56,860
so the tundra is more easily breached.
Ergo, Graboids.

483
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,060
You're telling me melting ice caps
and warmer temperatures

484
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:05,390
are causing this, uh,
Graboid Arctic stampede?

485
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,890
Kind of, but there's more.

486
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,630
(SCOFFS) Enlighten me.
Why here?

487
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,700
Evolution, Mr. Gummer.

488
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,100
There's one thing
Nature has taught us,

489
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:15,940
and that's life can expand
into new territories.

490
00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:17,810
Maybe these are
the first Graboids.

491
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:21,440
- Yeah, like pre-Precambrian.
- VALERIE: Exactly.

492
00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:25,080
And maybe they migrated south millions,
maybe even billions of years ago

493
00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:26,810
and evolved into a desert creature.

494
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:29,880
And now, after countless
giga-annum lying dormant in ice...

495
00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:31,290
They've awakened.

496
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:35,390
(SIGHS) Come on, this sounds
like a bunch of sassafras!

497
00:29:35,470 --> 00:29:37,870
It does sound sassafrassy!

498
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,200
Dr. Sims, a word?

499
00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:43,500
(WHIRRING)

500
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,200
How much longer?

501
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,100
(WHIRRING STOPS)

502
00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:53,970
I've got to cold-stitch the intake
manifold, rebuild the carb.

503
00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:56,210
Look, if you don't get
this clunker in the air soon, I'll...

504
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,190
You'll what, Mr. Freeze?

505
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:03,620
Ferezze. Dr. Charles Ferezze.

506
00:30:08,570 --> 00:30:10,260
What is it?

507
00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:18,460
DARPA.

508
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,810
(WHISPERS)
What are they doing here?

509
00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:27,680
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

510
00:30:29,050 --> 00:30:31,150
- Oh, them?
- Shh!

511
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,710
Yes, them.

512
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,980
What's your association
with them?

513
00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:37,890
They're our
research neighbors.

514
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:41,160
Why are we whispering?
They can't hear us.

515
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,790
When did they arrive?

516
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,430
They arrived a couple
of months ago.

517
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,860
They're working on some
US-Canadian project.

518
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,060
It's very hush-hush.

519
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:52,700
(CHUCKLES)

520
00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:54,500
Why? What?

521
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,970
Bio-weapons is what.

522
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,970
I'll bet you a dollar
to a donut hole we've zeroed in

523
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:01,710
on DARPA's testing ground.

524
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,480
You think that
our research neighbors

525
00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:07,680
are breeding these creatures
as bio-weapons?

526
00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:10,220
Bingo! This is
the killing ground,

527
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:12,350
and you're the guinea pigs.

528
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,020
I think you're reaching.

529
00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:17,930
It's a verifiable fact that
DARPA started training dolphins

530
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:21,030
as bomb-carriers
during Vietnam.

531
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,530
More lately, they've been outed
for weaponizing cyborg insects.

532
00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:32,440
No, ma'am, I wouldn't put anything
past these black-hat Mengeles.

533
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:36,180
We got Ass Blasters on campus!

534
00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:45,890
Dr. Ferezze is out there
with that thing.

535
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,790
Oh, Lord. That guy's
turned into a real ass-ache.

536
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,990
What's the 20 on that AB?

537
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,730
(THUDS ON ROOF)

538
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:58,900
That flaming sphincter
is on the roof!

539
00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:03,470
(CREATURE ROARS)

540
00:32:03,510 --> 00:32:06,270
Eyes! We need
eyes on that roof!

541
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,250
I'm bringing up
the roof cam!

542
00:32:10,050 --> 00:32:13,180
(THUDDING)

543
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:21,760
(STATIC)

544
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,500
All right, listen up!

545
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,230
If there are Ass Blasters on station,
Graboids aren't far behind.

546
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,900
They respond to seismic vibrations,
so everyone stay still.

547
00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:45,580
Dr. Ferezze. Just the man
I wanted to see.

548
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:48,960
The bodies, or what's left of them,
are ready for transport.

549
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,150
When you have a minute,
we need to go through the details again.

550
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,660
We've been through it.
It was an apparent Graboid attack.

551
00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:55,890
Graboid?

552
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,530
(SCREECHES)
(GROANING)

553
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:02,400
(WHIMPERING)

554
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:06,110
(SCREAMING)

555
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,010
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

556
00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:16,490
Locked and loaded.
(COCKS GUN)

557
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,160
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

558
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,140
(CREATURE SCREECHES)

559
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,120
(CREATURE SCREECHES)

560
00:33:58,330 --> 00:33:59,850
(WHIMPERING)

561
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:04,600
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

562
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,330
(STATIC)

563
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:08,830
That thing just took down
our comms tower.

564
00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,160
We've got no talk.
(DEVICES BEEPING)

565
00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,870
Our data-link
and NetCam are down, too.

566
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,000
BURT: How'd that
ass-wipe get out there?

567
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:17,910
Now I've got to save his sorry butt!
I'm going outside.

568
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:21,880
(WHIMPERING)

569
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,790
(SCREECHING)

570
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,360
(WHISPERS) You ever seen
an Ass Blaster before?

571
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:38,890
- Nope.
- Yeah.

572
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,490
This is a first.

573
00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:44,730
They're pretty cool, actually,
but they're mean, and they stink.

574
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:47,370
I had a boyfriend like that once.

575
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,940
You single?

576
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:56,210
Are you trying
to get sweet with me?

577
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,980
- Definitely.
- It's not gonna work.

578
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:10,890
(SCREECHING)

579
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,300
(SCREAMING)

580
00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,900
(sun FIRING)

581
00:35:19,810 --> 00:35:22,140
(SCREAMING)

582
00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:25,740
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

583
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,940
Doc! Doc!

584
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:31,310
Doc! Grow a spine, huh?

585
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,410
Look at me.

586
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:34,250
I have balls of steel.
Say it!

587
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,650
I have balls of steel.

588
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,950
My balls are stainless steel!

589
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,620
My balls are stainless steel!

590
00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:45,660
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

591
00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:49,530
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

592
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:51,970
Right! You put this on.

593
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:55,340
- Yes.
- It'll hide your heat signature, huh?

594
00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:58,670
Now, look. You stick with me
like a shadow. You hear that?

595
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,770
Yes.

596
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:02,010
Now, put that dick
back in your pants

597
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,780
- and do what I do, right?
- Yes, sir.

598
00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:04,910
- Roger?
- Roger.

599
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,220
- Roger that. Let's go.
- Okay.

600
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:14,320
Come on, soldier.
Hoods up!

601
00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:24,200
(GROANS)

602
00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:26,900
(GRUNTS)

603
00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:30,170
(GROANING)

604
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:32,810
(IMITATES BURT)

605
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:38,850
(GROANING)

606
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,620
(IMITATES BURT)

607
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:46,620
What the hell?

608
00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:54,800
(CREATURE ROARS)

609
00:36:56,770 --> 00:36:58,870
Suck on this, bird brain!

610
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,840
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
(GROANS)

611
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,710
TRAVIS: Go away, sucker!

612
00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:46,990
(MACHINES BEEPING)

613
00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:52,320
(MUMBLES)

614
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,330
(SNIFFS)

615
00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,530
(DISTORTED) How are you
feeling, Mr. Gummer?

616
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:05,770
(GROANS)

617
00:38:08,310 --> 00:38:09,800
What's going on?

618
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:12,110
- You just had surgery.
- What?

619
00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:14,670
Arthroscopic surgery.
To remove a mondo tapeworm

620
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,540
that was causing a cluster-fete
in your intestines.

621
00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:20,080
I know. Gross, huh?

622
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,650
Oregon State.
Corvallis, right?

623
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:26,090
Yup. Go Beavers!

624
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,290
You know, my dad's been
telling me stories about you

625
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,260
since I could bounce
on his knee and...

626
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,860
I still can't believe
Val McKee's your father!

627
00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:36,260
He's more of a dad, really.

628
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:38,230
Crazy uncle, actually.
(SCOFFS)

629
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,670
Wild, huh?

630
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,040
Your father was the most
brilliant underachiever lever met.

631
00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:46,010
Yeah. That's what Mom
always says.

632
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,110
He always told me
what a hard-ass you were.

633
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,090
I mean, are.
(CHUCKLES)

634
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,250
Oh, no way. No way!
Are those...

635
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:56,450
Graboid skin? Yeah.
Dad made them for Mom.

636
00:38:56,460 --> 00:39:00,090
She handed them down to me.
Pretty indestructible.

637
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:02,020
What are you doing up here?

638
00:39:02,030 --> 00:39:05,990
Internship. I'm doing my Masters
in Mathematical Geosciences.

639
00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:07,590
How are you feeling, Burt?

640
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,730
Speaking of underachievers.

641
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:14,270
I am as strong
as a fifth of whiskey, Wingman.

642
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,940
Really? 'Cause you looked slower
than the Mississippi out there.

643
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,470
Where's my munitions,
my combat vest, my clothes, huh?

644
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,010
To your left.

645
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,450
(GRUNTS)

646
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,620
Well, feel better, Mr. Gummer.

647
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:32,820
All right. Thank you, Miss McKee.

648
00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:35,520
You can call me Val.

649
00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:43,160
What's going on with you, Burt?

650
00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:45,630
It's not like you to take
a knee on the field.

651
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,370
(WHISPERS)
We need to talk.

652
00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:58,540
Where'd you get that HK91?

653
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,880
Mr. Gummer?

654
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:04,020
There's something
that you need to see.

655
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,310
(BEEPING)

656
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,390
The water levels dropped 15 centimeters
since our last measurement.

657
00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:46,930
The samples have detected
a new chemical element in the soil gas.

658
00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:49,100
<i>Can you determine what it is?</i>

659
00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:54,510
Uh... The computer's
reading it as HCO2H.

660
00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,070
Formic acid?

661
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,540
Yeah.

662
00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:01,110
<i>Yeah, and it's a highly
concentrated dose.</i>

663
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,850
The acidity in the pH
is off the charts.

664
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:09,060
(RUMBLING)

665
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,120
What the hell was that?

666
00:41:24,470 --> 00:41:26,070
You hear that?

667
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,320
(GRUNTS)

668
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:47,530
(CREATURE GROWLS)

669
00:41:49,830 --> 00:41:52,560
<i>Get out! Get out now!</i>
(GUNS FIRING)

670
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:59,170
(SCREAMING)

671
00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:03,970
What the hell?

672
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,110
(SCREAMING)

673
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,660
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

674
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,710
What is it?

675
00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:48,650
You've been infected, Mr. Gummer,

676
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:51,280
by what appears to be a
parasitic organism that is

677
00:42:51,290 --> 00:42:53,820
quite hostile and has
an extremely slow gestation.

678
00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:55,990
(CREATURE GROWLING)

679
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,900
What's the bad news?

680
00:42:58,230 --> 00:43:01,930
Well, unfortunately, it secretes
a neurotoxin at a certain maturation,

681
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:03,300
killing the host.

682
00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:06,800
Killing the host?
You mean, Burt being the host?

683
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:10,380
(CREATURE GROWLING)

684
00:43:12,850 --> 00:43:16,010
We've identified the toxin
as originating from a Graboid.

685
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:17,280
TRAVIS: A Graboid?

686
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:19,350
- What...
- Just indulge me.

687
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,050
Blood behind the eye caused
by cerebral inflammation.

688
00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:27,890
Advanced stage.
It's not good.

689
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,060
You're gonna need antibodies.

690
00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,760
Well, how do we get them?

691
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,820
From a Graboid.

692
00:43:34,470 --> 00:43:37,170
Maybe we can get one
to stop by the blood bank.

693
00:43:39,610 --> 00:43:42,440
TRAVIS: How the hell did you
get infected by a Graboid?

694
00:43:44,910 --> 00:43:46,940
(ROARS)

695
00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:52,710
(CREATURE GROWLING)

696
00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,310
I was in the belly
of the beast.

697
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,060
Okay, so we kill a Graboid.
We get it done.

698
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,220
I got this, Burt.

699
00:44:03,230 --> 00:44:07,640
The antibodies need to be extracted
from a live Graboid to be viable.

700
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,760
A live Graboid?

701
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:13,040
Mission: Impossible.

702
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,310
You plan on throwing a lasso
over its neck?

703
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,910
If you'll excuse me,
I need to do a perimeter sweep.

704
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,780
I don't think you understand
the urgency of your condition.

705
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:25,450
Don't let the urgent
get in the way of the important.

706
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,450
(CREATURE GROWLS)

707
00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:31,960
Your body is failing, Mr. Gummer.

708
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,790
Bullshit! I want a second opinion.

709
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,660
Yeah, I know that's all macho
and everything, Burt,

710
00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:37,460
but I happen to care
about your health!

711
00:44:37,470 --> 00:44:39,090
Go care someplace else.

712
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,300
That's a dick thing to say.

713
00:44:46,210 --> 00:44:48,470
No bad seed
shall go unpunished!

714
00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:57,680
(SNARLS)
(ALL GASP)

715
00:44:57,990 --> 00:44:59,280
Get it off of me!

716
00:44:59,290 --> 00:45:02,520
(CREATURE SNARLS)
(DR. 0 CRYING)

717
00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:03,750
BURT: Hang on.

718
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,630
Please don't let go!

719
00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,990
- BURT: Hold on!
- Don't let go!

720
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:12,320
- My God!
- Please, don't let go!

721
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:14,330
- Please, don't let go.
- I got you.

722
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:17,000
- Hold me! Hold me!
- Shit! I got you.

723
00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:18,970
No!

724
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,640
(SCREAMING)

725
00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:31,740
All right!
Block that window!

726
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:34,150
Okay, everyone,
buckle your chinstraps

727
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,780
and pack a meat sandwich!
We are under attack.

728
00:45:37,790 --> 00:45:39,960
Secure all doors and windows!

729
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:41,820
DR. FEREZZE:
Well, this is just great.

730
00:45:42,170 --> 00:45:45,190
We're under attack by
a hostile underground life form.

731
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,230
We're all going to die!

732
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,530
Listen to me, Doc.

733
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:51,230
Take a couple of
tablespoons of cement

734
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,700
and harden the hell up, huh?

735
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,870
Okay, look, anybody
with a weapon, load it up.

736
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,540
We have the sharp end of the stick.
Whatever you got, use it!

737
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,520
Easy, there, cowgirl!

738
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,010
I can't get this seismic
vibration monitor working.

739
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,980
Our data-link and NetCam
are down, Mr. Gummer.

740
00:46:08,990 --> 00:46:11,180
Yeah, the Ass Blaster tore our
comms tower apart last night.

741
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:12,290
Can you fix it?

742
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,520
Swackhamer's been
working on it all morning, but...

743
00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:17,990
The HF antenna's totally destroyed.
Coax has been severed.

744
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,360
The grid pack dish
is totally shot.

745
00:46:19,370 --> 00:46:21,130
All right, how long
will it take to fix?

746
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:23,460
- A day, at least.
- All right.

747
00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:25,600
Iridium satellite phone?

748
00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:30,100
- Who took the sat phone?
- I saw Dr. Ferezze with it earlier.

749
00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:32,210
Oh, Ferezze flew the coop.

750
00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:35,140
All right, find him and get
that sat phone to me ASAP!

751
00:46:35,150 --> 00:46:37,840
It's our lifeline out of here.
We've got to call in Evac

752
00:46:37,850 --> 00:46:39,610
and get these kids
someplace safe!

753
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,410
I can drop an elk at 800 yards

754
00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,220
and field dress it
in less than 30 minutes.

755
00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:44,780
Maybe that'll pull you
out of your worry well.

756
00:46:44,790 --> 00:46:46,450
We're up for this, Mr. Gummer.

757
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:48,590
Copy that, Miss McKee.

758
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,690
We are flying blind.
Advantage, Graboid.

759
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:56,260
I was never properly briefed
on the lay of the land, Dr. Sims.

760
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,800
RITA: We are here.

761
00:46:57,810 --> 00:47:01,330
There are mountains to our
east, west, north, and south.

762
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,600
It's a true box canyon.

763
00:47:02,610 --> 00:47:06,410
Total geographic isolation.
Déjà-freaking-vu!

764
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:09,310
This is the bunkhouses.
That's DARPA encampment.

765
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,250
The hangar's about 120 meters
to our direct front.

766
00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:13,710
Aflac's down there.

767
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,750
It's Aklark!

768
00:47:15,990 --> 00:47:19,120
Make yourself useful, Wingman.
Give the hangar a holler.

769
00:47:19,130 --> 00:47:20,790
With what,
a cup and a string?

770
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,490
Use the walkie-talkie.

771
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,860
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

772
00:47:26,870 --> 00:47:31,700
Yo, North Star One, this is
North Star Base. You copy?

773
00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:34,830
You got Mac, North Star One.
Send your traffic. Over.

774
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,870
Look, shut it down now,
all right?

775
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,940
Stop all work
and stay inside.

776
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:42,610
- What's this?
- A road.

777
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:44,980
You mean washboard.
The road's out.

778
00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:47,650
Landslide last winter.
It's totally impassable.

779
00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:50,550
This whole base is like
open range for a Graboid.

780
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,350
Wait a second.
You're telling me

781
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,560
we're smack dab in the middle
of a kill zone and no way out?

782
00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:58,330
(WIND HOWLING)

783
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:05,430
(RUMBLING)

784
00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:07,200
Everybody freeze!

785
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,080
(RUMBLING STOPS)

786
00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:24,180
(RATTLING)

787
00:48:24,190 --> 00:48:25,680
(WHISPERS) Valerie.

788
00:48:36,770 --> 00:48:38,570
(WHISPERING)
I think it's leaving.

789
00:48:38,610 --> 00:48:40,100
No.

790
00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:43,740
It's caught wind of
another vibration.

791
00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:45,610
Something's moving.

792
00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:47,840
Or someone.

793
00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:53,350
(SHUSHES)

794
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,850
I can't find Dr. Ferezze
in the bunkhouse.

795
00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:58,660
That cheese-dick
gone AWOL again?

796
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,450
Oh!

797
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,730
Jeez.

798
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,510
Dr. Ferezze!

799
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:16,640
BURT: Hart, no!

800
00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:19,670
Back here! Don't follow
stupid with stupid.

801
00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:30,750
Dr. Ferezze!

802
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:34,290
Come back, Dr. Ferezze!

803
00:49:38,130 --> 00:49:39,620
(PANTING)

804
00:49:44,210 --> 00:49:45,900
Dr. Ferezze,
where are you going?

805
00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:47,370
Anywhere but here!

806
00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:49,340
Just calm down and think,
Dr. Ferezze.

807
00:49:49,350 --> 00:49:51,270
There's nowhere
for you to go!

808
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,740
I'll take my chances.

809
00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,940
- Hart!
- Here it comes!

810
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,950
Dr. Ferezze!
Please, don't do this!

811
00:50:01,590 --> 00:50:03,620
Don't start the car!

812
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,450
- Please!
<i>- Adiés, amigo.</i>

813
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,430
Dr. Ferezze!

814
00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:16,000
Shit!

815
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:30,140
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

816
00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:37,320
(CREATURE SNARLS)

817
00:50:37,530 --> 00:50:39,050
Damn, I don't have a shot!

818
00:50:39,060 --> 00:50:41,720
(SCREAMING)

819
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,930
Dr. Ferezze!

820
00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:52,570
(SCREAMING)

821
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:57,610
Inside! Everyone, now!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

822
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,380
This shit just got real!

823
00:51:05,390 --> 00:51:07,880
I can't believe what that thing did
to Dr. Ferezze.

824
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:10,550
They just came out of hibernation and,
based on their body mass index,

825
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,290
those creatures
need to eat a lot.

826
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:14,220
- How many are there?
- It's impossible to tell...

827
00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:16,660
without my
seismic vibration monitor.

828
00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:18,520
Well, we can't stay here.

829
00:51:18,530 --> 00:51:22,360
Copy that. We've got weapons,
but not enough for these bad boys.

830
00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,130
The bigger the problem,
the bigger the hammer.

831
00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:25,400
Yeah? What've you got
in mind?

832
00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,470
There's a couple of cases
of dynamite in the hangar.

833
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,070
Petrol, tools,
bear bangers, odds and ends.

834
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,670
There's enough stuff to MacGyver
a bomb we can stuff down their throats!

835
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,440
Sounds like that's our FOB.

836
00:51:35,450 --> 00:51:36,910
One problem.

837
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,480
The hangar's got a compacted
chip-stone floor.

838
00:51:39,490 --> 00:51:41,250
Oh, come on, man.
They're gonna be like

839
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:42,880
sand sharks
bobbing for apples.

840
00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,780
Yeah, and we'll be
the Granny Smiths.

841
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:47,120
This floor is 1.2 meters
above the ground,

842
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,890
supported by
a steel substructure.

843
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,420
Those things won't be able
to knock this place down.

844
00:51:51,430 --> 00:51:52,930
Yeah, but it's only
a matter of time

845
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,930
before they come blasting through
the floor and eat our lunch.

846
00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:58,660
I've got an idea.
The generator's in the hangar, right?

847
00:51:58,670 --> 00:52:01,970
Yeah. Triple-phase power,
63-amp cables.

848
00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,570
According to
these blueprints,

849
00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:05,600
this hangar's got
a deep-pile foundation.

850
00:52:05,610 --> 00:52:08,240
Yeah, steel caissons going
directly into the bedrock.

851
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,310
Drilled it myself.

852
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,910
You think you can re-route
the power so it goes to the steel caissons?

853
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,580
Are you saying
what I'm thinking?

854
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:15,980
What are you thinking
I'm saying?

855
00:52:15,990 --> 00:52:18,350
I'm thinking that you're saying that
we shoot a dose of milliamps

856
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,290
straight into the groundwater
and create some kind of...

857
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:23,360
- Underground electrical fence.
- Exactly.

858
00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:26,360
That's exactly what I'm saying
you're thinking. Can you do it?

859
00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:27,660
I've done more with less.

860
00:52:27,670 --> 00:52:30,100
Yeah, but if
it doesn't work, we die.

861
00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:33,970
So what the hell, Burt?
Have you ever nailed Jell-O to a wall?

862
00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:35,330
I'm not sure
how that's relevant.

863
00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:37,800
It's relevant
because I did it.

864
00:52:37,810 --> 00:52:40,010
And guess what? It stuck.

865
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:42,310
You know why?
Because everyone said I couldn't.

866
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,650
All right, I got it.
I got it!

867
00:52:45,090 --> 00:52:48,280
And we've got a plan.
We're off to the hangar.

868
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:50,780
Teams of two.
Travis, you, and Dr. Sims.

869
00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:52,820
Swackhamer, you're with me.

870
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,130
Wingman, we're gonna need
a diversion!

871
00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:57,750
I'm on it.

872
00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:00,090
I'm gonna pretend
I didn't just hear you leave me out

873
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,370
because I'm coming
on this worm hunt.

874
00:53:03,010 --> 00:53:06,570
Elk hunter, huh?
Think you can bang on this short arm?

875
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:10,200
Piece of cake. You zero that scope
for distance or dangerous game?

876
00:53:10,350 --> 00:53:12,510
- What do you think?
- Stupid question.

877
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,480
Mind if I tweak it for
my preferred point of impact?

878
00:53:17,390 --> 00:53:21,050
Dad and I always zeroed our scopes
at 2.5 inches high at 100 yards.

879
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,020
Well, whatever floats your boat.

880
00:53:23,030 --> 00:53:25,550
You're on overwatch.
Take Vargas and go on the roof.

881
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,720
Roger that.

882
00:53:26,730 --> 00:53:29,490
And hold on tight, huh?
She'll kick some!

883
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,990
Got you.

884
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,790
The gun or Vargas?

885
00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,400
You feel up for this, old man?

886
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:41,030
I'm fine.

887
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,570
You make ready.

888
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:44,870
Okay, you ready, Dr. Sims?

889
00:53:45,010 --> 00:53:48,880
Oh, shit.
Look what the cat dragged in.

890
00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:51,440
- Oh, good. You're here.
- Mr. Cutts.

891
00:53:51,450 --> 00:53:54,610
I just lost my top scientist
at the Meltwater Hot Springs.

892
00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:57,780
You just got in over your head
and had to punt, huh?

893
00:53:57,790 --> 00:54:00,190
Your experiment's run amok.

894
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,450
My experiment?

895
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:04,720
What, you think I'm actually
controlling these...

896
00:54:04,730 --> 00:54:08,560
Yeah, but of course you would.
Your psych eval suggested as much.

897
00:54:08,570 --> 00:54:10,000
You had me profiled?

898
00:54:10,010 --> 00:54:13,900
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but this is not the Island of Dr. Moreau.

899
00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:17,040
I'm not some kind of walking
ethical dumpster fire.

900
00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:19,270
My mission here
is more elevated than that.

901
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,810
Oh, yes. No DARPA skunk
works in the hopper, huh?

902
00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:29,180
No bio-engineering perhaps?
A little Graboid gene-splicing?

903
00:54:29,190 --> 00:54:32,630
You know, that's a good idea,
but bio-weapons are not my thing.

904
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:34,590
I'm here with an engineering team

905
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,620
to assess the purity
of the groundwater

906
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:40,290
and to design an aquifer to move it out
of the Arctic and into civilization.

907
00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:41,930
This is about water?

908
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,000
Water is the new oil,
and, as you may have noticed,

909
00:54:44,010 --> 00:54:46,370
the Arctic has it
in abundance now.

910
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,230
It took just
one of those creatures

911
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:50,740
less than a minute to kill
my best scientist.

912
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:52,300
(CREATURE GROWLS)
(THUDDING)

913
00:54:52,310 --> 00:54:56,080
Nobody move! Nobody move.
(SHUSHING)

914
00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:57,980
(RUMBLING)

915
00:54:57,990 --> 00:54:59,780
BURT:
It's under the floor.

916
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,710
Don't move.

917
00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:06,090
Shh!

918
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,820
Let me unload.

919
00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:10,520
All right.

920
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,760
Fire at will!

921
00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:18,460
BURT: Yes!

922
00:55:32,190 --> 00:55:34,920
(SCREAMING)

923
00:55:37,690 --> 00:55:40,990
(SNARLING)

924
00:55:43,670 --> 00:55:46,660
(GROANING)

925
00:55:46,670 --> 00:55:48,930
Help! Help me!

926
00:55:49,070 --> 00:55:50,330
Here!

927
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:51,730
Help me! Help me!

928
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,940
(GROANING)

929
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,470
All right. Let's scoot
and shoot!

930
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,640
What about us?

931
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:06,350
Find high ground,
solid ground,

932
00:56:06,490 --> 00:56:09,320
and whatever you do,
don't move!

933
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:16,290
BURT: North Star One
to North Star Hangar.

934
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:18,270
<i>We are coming your way. Over.</i>

935
00:56:18,330 --> 00:56:20,630
Roger that, Mr. Gummer.

936
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,660
Sounds like
you stepped in it up there.

937
00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:25,440
Affirmative. Time to dig in,
work together. Over.

938
00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:28,030
Is it a hunting party?

939
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,070
Sure as hell
ain't no pony show!

940
00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,840
All right, look,
I'm gonna lead it away from here.

941
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,450
When I do, run!

942
00:56:50,570 --> 00:56:52,290
Yeah!

943
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,690
Like a dog to a bone!

944
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:57,730
Bio-mechanics are so sexy!

945
00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,410
(GRUNTING)

946
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,280
(ROARING)

947
00:57:30,470 --> 00:57:32,770
To the hangar!

948
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,400
Come on!

949
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,480
(CREATURE ROARING)

950
00:57:43,490 --> 00:57:45,780
Incoming! Three o'clock!

951
00:57:45,790 --> 00:57:48,690
Oh, shit! Not another one!

952
00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:52,620
The truck!

953
00:57:52,630 --> 00:57:54,820
- Swackhamer, get up!
- Yeah.

954
00:58:03,010 --> 00:58:05,270
Come on! In the truck!

955
00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:06,800
Come on!

956
00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,510
That thing's got me
by the pants!

957
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,040
So take off your pants!

958
00:58:17,050 --> 00:58:18,910
100% no!

959
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,050
- Take off your pants, Rita!
- No!

960
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:23,480
- Take them off now, goddammit!
- No!

961
00:58:23,490 --> 00:58:25,890
- Why?
- I'm not wearing any underwear!

962
00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:36,300
(CREATURE GROWLS)

963
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,500
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

964
00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:45,840
You're going commando
in the Arctic?

965
00:58:45,950 --> 00:58:47,370
I don't wear underwear.

966
00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:49,280
It's too restricting.

967
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,540
- I think I love!
- Yeah?

968
00:59:00,430 --> 00:59:02,150
- Hey, Hart?
- Yeah?

969
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,660
How many of those
energy drinks did you have today?

970
00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:08,430
(CREATURE SNARLING)

971
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,230
Six, maybe seven.

972
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,040
I mean, could be eight.

973
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,330
Get ready to run, Wingman.

974
00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:18,370
We're executing
Diversion Tactic Two.

975
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,010
Okay, Hart. Time to take one
for the team.

976
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:25,320
Free Willy
and let the big dog eat.

977
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:31,720
Seriously?
You want me to drop trou?

978
00:59:31,730 --> 00:59:33,220
Don't question my orders!

979
00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:36,220
Now, you take out that disco stick,
and let it dance!

980
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,590
Okay. Don't anybody look.

981
00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:43,560
Dude! We have bigger worms
to worry about!

982
00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:45,730
Get ready to redeploy!

983
00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:52,440
That boy's got game!

984
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,510
Fire at will!

985
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,510
(CREATURE ROARS)

986
01:00:03,090 --> 01:00:06,150
- Preferably today!
- I'm trying!

987
01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:13,730
Oh, come on! If you're gonna
piss like a puppy, stay on the porch.

988
01:00:14,770 --> 01:00:16,330
(LAUGHING)

989
01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:19,570
I'm no puppy, Mr. Gummer.
I'll tell you that.

990
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:21,910
Gonna build me an ark!

991
01:00:44,130 --> 01:00:47,730
We're clear to the hangar.
Go! Go! Go!

992
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,640
(BOTH PANTING)

993
01:00:57,910 --> 01:00:59,970
(GROANING)

994
01:01:11,390 --> 01:01:13,450
(CONTINUES GROANING)

995
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:16,200
Here, here! Take this!

996
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:31,370
Bad news, Val. Eleven o'clock!

997
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:32,800
That makes
the Graboid count two.

998
01:01:32,810 --> 01:01:35,540
VARGAS: Yeah, two alive.
One dead.

999
01:01:38,890 --> 01:01:40,680
(GROANS)

1000
01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:53,890
(GROANING)

1001
01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:08,110
(GRUNTING)

1002
01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,350
(GUNSHOTS)

1003
01:02:16,090 --> 01:02:17,850
(GROANS)

1004
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,560
Burt, you copy? Over?

1005
01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:31,440
<i>You there? Copy?</i>

1006
01:02:31,470 --> 01:02:32,730
Burt?

1007
01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:35,710
Copy, Wingman.

1008
01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,070
<i>You doing okay?</i>

1009
01:02:38,350 --> 01:02:40,270
Why the hell wouldn't I be?

1010
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,570
<i>We're fighting
a Graboid apocalypse</i>

1011
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:44,340
<i>with a bunch of noncoms!</i>

1012
01:02:44,350 --> 01:02:45,710
Don't worry about me!

1013
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,250
Just stick to
the mission objective.

1014
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:52,120
(SNARLS)
(GRUNTS)

1015
01:02:52,130 --> 01:02:54,150
(GUNSHOTS)

1016
01:02:56,570 --> 01:02:59,860
(EXHALES AND GROANS)

1017
01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:04,700
We've got to get
one of those worms pronto!

1018
01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:20,550
Watch out!
It's headed your way!

1019
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,320
Incoming.
From the drill tower.

1020
01:03:23,390 --> 01:03:27,090
Say a prayer, I'm gonna flip
the switch on this ittle <i>cucarcha.</i>

1021
01:03:28,830 --> 01:03:31,660
One! Two!

1022
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:34,120
Three!

1023
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,630
Shit!

1024
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,900
(WHOOPING)

1025
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,540
Watch out!

1026
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,090
(LAUGHING)

1027
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,150
It's working.
It's actually working!

1028
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,020
It can't get through.

1029
01:04:01,030 --> 01:04:03,890
I told you I've done more
with less!

1030
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:08,100
Come on! Whoo! Yeah!

1031
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,930
How're you doing
out there, Burt?

1032
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,660
<i>Talk to me.</i>

1033
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,370
<i>Burt, you're alive?</i>

1034
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,470
<i>You've never given up on
anything in your life, old man.</i>

1035
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,810
<i>Don't start now!</i>

1036
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:26,450
You father
is very sick, Travis.

1037
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:30,480
He can't die. Not now.
Not on my watch.

1038
01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:33,430
This is his second
neuro-muscular collapse.

1039
01:04:37,470 --> 01:04:39,760
(SIGHS) Come on, Travis.

1040
01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:41,390
Man up.

1041
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,560
Okay, look, we capture
one of these things, right?

1042
01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,060
How do we get
what we need?

1043
01:04:46,070 --> 01:04:49,470
There should be a glandular sac
somewhere in the throat.

1044
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,610
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1045
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:55,470
Looks like Sally's testing
our underground electrical fence.

1046
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,040
Who's Sally?

1047
01:04:57,390 --> 01:04:58,870
You named it?

1048
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:01,150
After an ex.

1049
01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:04,050
Sally Soulsmasher.

1050
01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:05,950
She was a dirty,
man-eating bitch

1051
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,060
who used to stick her nose
where it didn't belong.

1052
01:05:10,730 --> 01:05:12,860
MAN:
<i>Everything okay out there?</i>

1053
01:05:12,870 --> 01:05:16,230
SOLDIER: <i>Copy that, sir.
Just locking the gate. All clear.</i>

1054
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,760
VARGAS:
Stop moving, you idiot.

1055
01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:21,570
(CREATURE ROARING)

1056
01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:33,250
It's coming through the floor!
(GRUNTS)

1057
01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:36,190
(GROANING)

1058
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,650
BURT: <i>Wingman?</i>

1059
01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:40,320
Wingman, you there?

1060
01:05:40,330 --> 01:05:42,520
Burt. How are you feeling?

1061
01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:45,400
Fit as a butcher's dog.

1062
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:59,740
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

1063
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,770
(SCREAMING)

1064
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,860
I'm coming your way, Wingman!

1065
01:06:31,580 --> 01:06:33,740
Let's go, guys. Let's go.
Let's get to work.

1066
01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:36,410
Swackhamer, start making
those bombs.

1067
01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:47,450
- Look, Burt, we...
- Got to destroy these devils!

1068
01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:50,520
- No, we have to catch one of these!
- We don't catch. We kill!

1069
01:06:50,530 --> 01:06:52,920
- Even if it kills you?
- This is not about me.

1070
01:06:52,930 --> 01:06:56,600
- Yes, it is!
- Not if we still got Graboids out there.

1071
01:06:56,610 --> 01:06:58,160
Come on, Burt.
I'm just getting to know you.

1072
01:06:58,170 --> 01:06:59,830
I don't wanna see
your sorry ass die.

1073
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,870
I'll be dead when I say I'm dead!

1074
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,200
That's not how this works!

1075
01:07:04,210 --> 01:07:06,710
Last I checked, you don't give
the orders around here.

1076
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,510
Oh, I do now.

1077
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,940
You never answered
my question.

1078
01:07:10,950 --> 01:07:13,550
Where'd you get that HK91?

1079
01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:16,750
Heather.

1080
01:07:17,230 --> 01:07:18,850
My wife.

1081
01:07:19,430 --> 01:07:21,050
Ex-wife, Burt.

1082
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:23,390
Who gave you the right
to meddle in my affairs?

1083
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,990
Hey! I'm the result of one of
your affairs, remember?

1084
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,430
Bullshit! Bullshit!

1085
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,700
You're not hooking and reeling me
into this conversation!

1086
01:07:33,010 --> 01:07:34,170
(GROANS)

1087
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:36,580
I guess I touched
his thermostat.

1088
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,480
You wanna die? Huh?
Do you?

1089
01:07:42,450 --> 01:07:44,380
Stop being so stubborn.

1090
01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:45,880
Damn!

1091
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,350
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1092
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,320
Did you...

1093
01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:57,960
Did you say hooking
and reeling?

1094
01:07:58,070 --> 01:08:00,930
Jesus, Burt, you are a genius.

1095
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,560
Hey, Mac, how are we doing
on that plane?

1096
01:08:04,570 --> 01:08:07,900
Well, I've got to put a wrench
to a few more screws.

1097
01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:09,640
Everybody, listen up.

1098
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,000
I think I've got a way we can
catch one of these things!

1099
01:08:13,010 --> 01:08:15,570
(ALARM BLARING)

1100
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:17,380
What the hell is that?

1101
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,420
(CONTINUES BLARING)

1102
01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,450
The seismic alarm.

1103
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,390
(MOTOR STARTS)

1104
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,730
We set the core sample
drilling on auto for today, remember?

1105
01:08:40,980 --> 01:08:44,500
That damn drilling tower
is like Graboid catnip.

1106
01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:47,170
That puss has already
taken the bait.

1107
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:53,390
(DRILL WHIRRING)

1108
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,680
We've got to shut it down
before Hart becomes a Happy Meal!

1109
01:08:57,690 --> 01:09:00,050
The timer panel's attached
to the drill tower.

1110
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:03,720
Okay, if we can't turn it off, we've got
to lead that Graboid away from Hart.

1111
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,620
I've got to shut off the drill rig.

1112
01:09:06,630 --> 01:09:08,060
You can't go down there, Val.

1113
01:09:08,070 --> 01:09:09,800
(GRUNTS)

1114
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,630
(GROANS)

1115
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,470
(RUMBLING)

1116
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,540
(HART SCREAMING)

1117
01:09:19,550 --> 01:09:21,450
(SCREECHES)

1118
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,290
Battle stations!
Let's make some noise!

1119
01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:31,160
Double the voltage this time.
I want him dead!

1120
01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:34,050
VALERIE: Hold on, Hart.
I'm coming!

1121
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:38,460
VARGAS: Hurry up, Val.
Number two's coming right at you.

1122
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:44,970
Go! Go! Go! Raise Cain!
(WHIRRING)

1123
01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:55,510
(CLANGING)
(WHIRRING)

1124
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,450
(LAUGHS)

1125
01:09:57,550 --> 01:10:00,350
(BOTH YELLING)

1126
01:10:01,290 --> 01:10:04,020
Come to papa!

1127
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:07,490
(ALL YELLING)

1128
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,270
(BANGING)

1129
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,440
Swackhamer!

1130
01:10:23,450 --> 01:10:25,140
Yeah!

1131
01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:26,810
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

1132
01:10:41,030 --> 01:10:43,190
(SHOUTS)

1133
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,130
That'll close the carpool lane!

1134
01:10:46,470 --> 01:10:47,890
Give me some! Whoo!

1135
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:49,230
Give me some, Burt!

1136
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,360
Whoo!

1137
01:10:50,370 --> 01:10:55,330
Broke into the wrong goddamn hangar,
didn't you, you bastard?

1138
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:56,870
(LAUGHS)

1139
01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,570
HART: Val, it's in front of you!

1140
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:04,780
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1141
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,680
(sun FIRING)

1142
01:11:14,660 --> 01:11:16,720
Let's go, Hart.
It's retreating!

1143
01:11:17,730 --> 01:11:19,220
Jump!

1144
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:20,890
Come on!

1145
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:24,230
All right, let's not celebrate
in a huddle, folks.

1146
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:27,200
We've still got at least
one Graboid out there.

1147
01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:29,270
(GASPS)
(GROANS)

1148
01:11:32,780 --> 01:11:34,540
Uh, guys,

1149
01:11:34,550 --> 01:11:37,980
I hate to drop a turd in the punch bowl,
but the genny's blown!

1150
01:11:38,490 --> 01:11:40,420
What the hell does that mean?

1151
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,890
No underground electrical fence.

1152
01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:47,620
(GROANING)

1153
01:11:55,470 --> 01:11:57,490
We've got to get him to medical.

1154
01:11:58,770 --> 01:12:00,670
(GRUNTS)

1155
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,470
Okay. Get that airplane ready to fly,
and wait for my call.

1156
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:07,570
All right, everybody,
I'm on the point.

1157
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:09,850
Single file.
Okay.

1158
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,210
(WIND HOWLING)

1159
01:12:15,190 --> 01:12:16,680
Any movement?

1160
01:12:17,330 --> 01:12:18,880
Nothing. Zip.

1161
01:12:18,890 --> 01:12:20,590
- Zilch.
<i>- Nada mucho.</i>

1162
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,650
- I say we run, get there fast.
- SWACKHAMER: Yeah.

1163
01:12:22,660 --> 01:12:25,820
If that thing attacks,
I'll just honey badger the shit out of it.

1164
01:12:25,830 --> 01:12:28,060
Uh, help? Over here!

1165
01:12:28,070 --> 01:12:32,360
Oh, shit, he lived?
I've got to do the right thing, don't I?

1166
01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:34,270
It's a good habit to start.

1167
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:38,440
(SIGHS) Okay, Rita, you take
Aklark and Burt to the medical.

1168
01:12:38,450 --> 01:12:40,140
I don't care what
you have to do to keep him alive!

1169
01:12:40,150 --> 01:12:41,710
Swackhamer, you're with me.

1170
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:46,350
On three, we break.
One, two, three, break!

1171
01:12:53,190 --> 01:12:56,750
Man, am I glad to see you guys now!
Get me down from here.

1172
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,090
Jump, you chicken-shit!

1173
01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:00,990
No,no,no.
Don't jump, okay?

1174
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,760
But I'll tell you what you can do.

1175
01:13:02,770 --> 01:13:06,500
Remove all the tax liens
on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years

1176
01:13:06,510 --> 01:13:08,030
and give him back his house,

1177
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,200
and I'll make sure that you stay
on this side of the tundra.

1178
01:13:10,210 --> 01:13:11,370
Yeah, whatever. Done.

1179
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:13,370
Uh, no, we're not done.

1180
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:17,610
We also don't wanna pay taxes
for the rest of our life.

1181
01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:20,680
Federal or state, yeah.
Nevada doesn't have state taxes.

1182
01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:23,050
Yeah, no federal taxes!

1183
01:13:23,060 --> 01:13:25,120
Well, that's gonna be
a hard one to swing.

1184
01:13:25,130 --> 01:13:28,390
Uh, have a nice life!
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

1185
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,420
- I'll do it.
- You didn't see the ladder, asshole?

1186
01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:33,160
Dude! Baby bag.

1187
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:40,870
Hey, candy-ass!
If you have a set of balls,

1188
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,600
now would be the time
to use them.

1189
01:13:42,610 --> 01:13:44,100
TRAVIS: Yeah.

1190
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,480
(YELLING)

1191
01:13:52,090 --> 01:13:53,640
(GROANS)

1192
01:13:54,990 --> 01:13:57,480
(CREATURE ROARS)

1193
01:13:58,090 --> 01:14:01,150
There she blows.
Time for some psy ops.

1194
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,760
I'm gonna distract Sally Soulsmasher
with some shock and awe!

1195
01:14:05,770 --> 01:14:07,260
Good luck with that.

1196
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:12,230
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1197
01:14:12,910 --> 01:14:14,730
(CREATURE ROARS)

1198
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:17,210
Suck on this, worm!

1199
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,980
Come on!

1200
01:14:27,660 --> 01:14:29,680
Whoo!

1201
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:32,090
Yeah!

1202
01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:33,920
Yeah!

1203
01:14:33,930 --> 01:14:36,350
Ride them, cowboy!

1204
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,830
(GRUNTING)

1205
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,830
(WHOOPING)

1206
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,200
Giddyup! Oh, yeah!

1207
01:14:46,210 --> 01:14:47,870
How do you like me now?

1208
01:15:00,390 --> 01:15:01,750
Oh, good. Get me out of here.

1209
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,180
- Take it easy, Burt.
- Don't tell me to take it easy.

1210
01:15:04,190 --> 01:15:05,480
It's time for a sit rep.

1211
01:15:05,490 --> 01:15:07,220
Yeah, I think you better sit
this rep out.

1212
01:15:07,230 --> 01:15:09,150
- Who put you in charge?
- You did.

1213
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,160
- I did?
- Yeah, once you got hurt, Burt.

1214
01:15:11,170 --> 01:15:13,190
That puts me in charge
whether you like it or not.

1215
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,640
I feel fine.

1216
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,200
Tell everybody to gear up
and get ready.

1217
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,030
Get ready for what?

1218
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,200
Ready to save your ass,
that's what!

1219
01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:28,010
Capturing a Graboid! Right?

1220
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:30,610
You might as well try taking
the black off a crow.

1221
01:15:30,620 --> 01:15:34,650
Hell, while you're at it,
why don't you tell the rain not to dry?

1222
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:35,950
I'm your only shot.

1223
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,250
- You?
- Yeah, me, Burt! Me!

1224
01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:40,650
Your job is to preserve
my legacy!

1225
01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:44,190
My job is to make a last stand
against these Arctic Graboids.

1226
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,330
You can't stand,
Colonel Custer!

1227
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,200
- Back off!
- It doesn't belong to you!

1228
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:53,870
Cold, dead hands,
is that it, Burt?

1229
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,700
What is wrong with you?

1230
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:03,640
I'm trying to save your bacon here,
you stubborn old coot.

1231
01:16:03,650 --> 01:16:05,410
You've crossed the line!

1232
01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:08,110
This fight is done with you.

1233
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:10,210
Yeah, well, I'm not done
with it!

1234
01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:11,680
Yeah, you are.

1235
01:16:11,690 --> 01:16:14,180
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1236
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,390
Don't leave me unarmed.

1237
01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:31,200
There.

1238
01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,940
You got your true love back.

1239
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:38,250
I guess blood ain't thicker
than ammo, is it, Burt?

1240
01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:49,790
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1241
01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:51,550
Yeah.

1242
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:18,190
If you've got Ass Blasters,
you have Graboids.

1243
01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:20,050
That's right, soldier.

1244
01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:23,290
This is FOB. DOA.

1245
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:24,660
TMZ.

1246
01:17:24,670 --> 01:17:28,570
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

1247
01:17:39,010 --> 01:17:40,740
That went well!

1248
01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:43,820
Yeah, it sounded like it.

1249
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,310
You ready?

1250
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:51,020
It's a good look for you.

1251
01:17:57,270 --> 01:18:00,430
I guess the big boy's still out there
sleeping somewhere.

1252
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:03,960
I hope he's the only one.

1253
01:18:04,510 --> 01:18:07,240
When you get pushed in,
you've got to swim, right?

1254
01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:19,850
Hey, Swackhamer, sit rep?

1255
01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:21,840
SWACKHAMER: Seconds away!

1256
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,580
Travis, this plan, it's

1257
01:18:25,590 --> 01:18:27,650
<i>fricking crazy, huh?</i>

1258
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:30,220
Just like nailing Jell-O
to a wall.

1259
01:18:30,230 --> 01:18:31,690
Yeah, bro.

1260
01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:35,530
This is Mac. I'm wheels up
in five!

1261
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,060
Takes me back
to my banner-tow days.

1262
01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:40,600
<i>Hope the old girl
can handle the load.</i>

1263
01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:43,900
Don't worry. Come on.
It's just a pure catch-and-release mission!

1264
01:18:43,910 --> 01:18:46,040
When the fish is on,
you want me

1265
01:18:46,050 --> 01:18:48,710
<i>to pull up hard and do
a wingover, eh?</i>

1266
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:53,050
Affirmative. We're gonna use
the bitch's momentum to land her.

1267
01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:58,420
Okay, Aklark, she's all yours.

1268
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:01,860
Just keep it steady.
We don't wanna wake the beast up.

1269
01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,500
(GRUNTS)

1270
01:19:13,470 --> 01:19:14,630
Dude!

1271
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,370
Shh!

1272
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,100
Let's go fishing.

1273
01:19:41,070 --> 01:19:43,930
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1274
01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:06,420
All right, Valerie, you ready
to take down one of these bad boys?

1275
01:20:06,430 --> 01:20:07,920
I'm so ready.

1276
01:20:12,130 --> 01:20:13,620
All right!

1277
01:20:13,970 --> 01:20:16,900
When I get in position,
rock the cradle.

1278
01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:21,810
VALERIE: I'm baiting the hook.

1279
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:26,370
VARGAS: Okay, Val, get ready.
It's awake.

1280
01:20:33,990 --> 01:20:36,080
Three hundred meters
and closing!

1281
01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:48,790
(GRUNTS)

1282
01:20:54,740 --> 01:20:57,540
- One hundred meters and closing.
- Okay, let's go.

1283
01:20:58,710 --> 01:21:01,340
All right, Mac, bring her in.
Bring her in.

1284
01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,230
Oh, shit.

1285
01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:43,680
Hooked!

1286
01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:45,350
(GRUNTS)

1287
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:54,390
(ROARS)

1288
01:21:57,270 --> 01:21:59,500
Oh, shit!

1289
01:21:59,510 --> 01:22:01,840
Release! Release!

1290
01:22:02,910 --> 01:22:05,900
(ROARING)

1291
01:22:16,090 --> 01:22:20,190
(ALL SHOUTING)

1292
01:22:23,630 --> 01:22:25,600
What now?

1293
01:22:26,070 --> 01:22:29,360
Halle-freaking-lujah!

1294
01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:37,410
(CREATURE SCEECHING)

1295
01:22:41,950 --> 01:22:45,180
All right, listen, listen.
Absolutely no guns, okay?

1296
01:22:45,190 --> 01:22:47,440
We don't wanna kill it.
We want it alive.

1297
01:22:47,450 --> 01:22:49,480
We're going old-school
on this thing.

1298
01:22:49,490 --> 01:22:53,290
Shirts versus skins, all right?

1299
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,920
- A three iron?
- It was the best I could do.

1300
01:22:59,970 --> 01:23:01,760
All right.

1301
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,430
Let's go Alpha on this worm!

1302
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,770
(ALL GROANING)

1303
01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:14,440
(GROWLS)

1304
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,810
Okay.

1305
01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:18,310
All right.

1306
01:23:19,790 --> 01:23:21,780
(SNARLING)

1307
01:23:21,790 --> 01:23:23,620
Whoa, whoa.

1308
01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:26,820
Come on.

1309
01:23:27,490 --> 01:23:29,990
Get him! Come on, kid!
Get him!

1310
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,490
Oh, man!

1311
01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:34,930
Guys, good effort.

1312
01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:37,060
Uh, Swackhamer, you got this.

1313
01:23:37,070 --> 01:23:39,030
- VALERIE: Come on, Swackhamer.
- Whoo! Okay.

1314
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,630
- You got it, man.
- You got it!

1315
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,470
(SNARLING)

1316
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,000
(GRUNTS)

1317
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:49,900
(YELLS)

1318
01:23:51,190 --> 01:23:52,910
(GRUNTS)

1319
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:57,510
(YELLING)

1320
01:24:00,830 --> 01:24:03,300
Back off!
Throw it!

1321
01:24:07,030 --> 01:24:09,200
Tap in. Tap in, big man.

1322
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,870
SWACKHAMER: Go get it, Aklark!
It's all yours!

1323
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,370
SWACKHAMER: Don't be afraid.

1324
01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:19,070
It can smell your fear!

1325
01:24:19,810 --> 01:24:21,780
- Make him sushi!
- SWACKHAMER: Come on!

1326
01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:25,840
(YELLING)

1327
01:24:27,090 --> 01:24:28,210
Yeah!

1328
01:24:28,220 --> 01:24:31,190
(ALL CHEERING)

1329
01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:33,050
(GUNSHOT)

1330
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:37,050
Amateurs!

1331
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:38,860
(PANTING)

1332
01:24:38,870 --> 01:24:42,030
SWACKHAMER: Wow! I did not
need to see that!

1333
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,400
(GROANING)

1334
01:24:52,450 --> 01:24:54,780
(CREATURE SNARLING)

1335
01:25:07,190 --> 01:25:10,390
What's good for the Graboid
is good for the Gummer.

1336
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,050
All right.

1337
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:15,160
(EXHALES)

1338
01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:19,130
(CREATURE GRUNTS)

1339
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:21,000
Ugh!

1340
01:25:24,210 --> 01:25:25,970
SWACKHAMER: That can't
be comfortable.

1341
01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:32,440
You went poking around
in my throat with a big-ass needle,

1342
01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:34,440
I'd be pissed!

1343
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,580
Dude, you need a Tic Tac.

1344
01:25:38,590 --> 01:25:40,920
(ALL GROANING IN DISGUST)

1345
01:25:41,930 --> 01:25:43,990
That is so awkward.

1346
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,700
(ALL GROANING)

1347
01:25:53,710 --> 01:25:55,070
Oh, it smells so bad.

1348
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,600
They should call him
Deep Throat.

1349
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,880
That is all kinds of nasty.

1350
01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:13,880
At least the gland
wasn't in the prostate!

1351
01:26:13,990 --> 01:26:15,480
Yeah.

1352
01:26:17,930 --> 01:26:21,060
(MACHINES BEEPING)

1353
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,810
(sums)

1354
01:26:51,070 --> 01:26:52,860
I'm sorry, Travis.

1355
01:26:53,770 --> 01:26:55,260
That's it?

1356
01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:59,190
There has to be
something more you can do.

1357
01:27:11,420 --> 01:27:13,550
(GRUNTS)
(CLATTERS)

1358
01:27:34,010 --> 01:27:39,240
BURT: That is no way
to treat an HK91!

1359
01:27:44,590 --> 01:27:46,880
(EXHALES)

1360
01:27:48,290 --> 01:27:50,090
Sorry, Burt.

1361
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,550
It won't happen again.

1362
01:27:52,660 --> 01:27:54,590
(GRUNTS)

1363
01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:04,750
Oh.

1364
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:25,820
With all due respect, soldier,
you need a shower.

1365
01:28:25,830 --> 01:28:28,290
(ALL LAUGHING)

1366
01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:30,830
BURT: What's the damn fuss?

1367
01:28:31,170 --> 01:28:33,790
How do you not die?
You never die.

1368
01:28:36,170 --> 01:28:38,970
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1369
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:43,770
- Mr. Gummer.
- Sir.

1370
01:28:43,780 --> 01:28:45,700
MR. CUTTS: Glad to see you
up and at them.

1371
01:28:45,710 --> 01:28:48,610
Now, it gives me
great pleasure to present you

1372
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:52,580
with your permanent
federal tax lien release, in perpetuity,

1373
01:28:52,590 --> 01:28:55,050
as well as the title deeds
to your property.

1374
01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:57,450
Signed, sealed...

1375
01:28:57,460 --> 01:28:59,150
And delivered.

1376
01:29:00,660 --> 01:29:03,130
(CREATURE GROWLS)

1377
01:29:07,330 --> 01:29:10,030
- You're too kind.
- MR. CUTTS: You're right.

1378
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:14,030
This species will make
an exceptional bio-weapon.

1379
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:17,330
When it comes to Graboids,
I'm rarely wrong, Mr. Cutts.

1380
01:29:17,340 --> 01:29:20,340
Mmm-hmm.
With the right neuro-implant,

1381
01:29:20,350 --> 01:29:23,510
it could be a bunker-buster
for God and country.

1382
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,140
What do you think?

1383
01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:26,740
I was right about you all along.

1384
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:31,450
You and your DARPA minions,
you're a bunch of malevolent ineptoids!

1385
01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:33,480
(REMOTE CONTROL
AIRPLANE WHIRRING)

1386
01:29:34,390 --> 01:29:36,560
What the hell was that,
Mr. Gummer?

1387
01:29:38,570 --> 01:29:41,030
That, sir, is the trigger.

1388
01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:44,190
And I am the finger.

1389
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:46,330
Look, I don't know
what you're doing,

1390
01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:49,700
but I'd strongly
advise you not to do it!

1391
01:29:49,710 --> 01:29:51,680
Oh?

1392
01:29:53,050 --> 01:29:55,470
That Graboid is
US government property!

1393
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:57,680
Hate to be a buzzkill.

1394
01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,380
Shoot it.
Blow it out of the sky!

1395
01:29:59,390 --> 01:30:02,820
(GUNS FIRING)

1396
01:30:04,590 --> 01:30:06,390
(BEEPS)

1397
01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:10,450
Yes!

1398
01:30:14,900 --> 01:30:16,590
(LAUGHING)

1399
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:20,130
Graboids don't make
good pets, Mr. Cutts.

1400
01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:21,400
AKLARK: Preach on it, Burt!

1401
01:30:21,410 --> 01:30:24,240
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah!

1402
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,100
TRAVIS: Yeah!

1403
01:30:26,110 --> 01:30:30,440
MAC: Mr. Gummer,
my plane's all packed and ready to go.

1404
01:30:30,450 --> 01:30:33,250
- Roger that.
- MAC: By the way,

1405
01:30:33,290 --> 01:30:34,780
nice work.

1406
01:30:34,790 --> 01:30:36,250
(CHUCKLES)

1407
01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:38,750
Dad was right.
You are a hard-ass!

1408
01:30:39,430 --> 01:30:41,450
Tell your dad I said, "Hey."

1409
01:30:41,460 --> 01:30:43,830
Tell him not to drop in.

1410
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:45,560
He's not really
the dropping-in kind of guy.

1411
01:30:45,570 --> 01:30:47,930
He's more of
the barging-in type.

1412
01:30:48,270 --> 01:30:50,930
This is gonna be one hell
of a story to tell back home.

1413
01:30:50,940 --> 01:30:54,410
Tell him I said you're a better shot
than he ever was.

1414
01:30:54,540 --> 01:30:56,270
Thanks, Mr. Gummer.

1415
01:30:57,480 --> 01:30:59,410
Call me Burt!

1416
01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:06,840
You know I won't be
in the Arctic Circle forever, right?

1417
01:31:07,350 --> 01:31:10,520
Six months,
I'll be back in the States.

1418
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,150
You trying to get sweet
with me?

1419
01:31:13,430 --> 01:31:15,050
Definitely.

1420
01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:17,050
Never gonna happen.

1421
01:31:18,270 --> 01:31:19,990
I think it might.

1422
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:25,400
Thanks.

1423
01:31:26,270 --> 01:31:27,800
For everything.

1424
01:31:35,450 --> 01:31:37,180
(EXHALES)

1425
01:31:41,150 --> 01:31:44,820
Travis, what have you learned
from me?

1426
01:31:44,990 --> 01:31:47,650
Uh, to not trust anyone
or anything ever?

1427
01:31:47,660 --> 01:31:49,990
You call that a goodbye kiss?

1428
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:55,330
A man brings a big bore .44 Magnum
to a fight, not some broke dick .22.

1429
01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:57,060
Broke dick?
That was sweet dick.

1430
01:31:57,070 --> 01:31:58,800
- Oh, was it?
- Yeah.

1431
01:31:58,810 --> 01:32:02,970
'Cause that sorely lacked any kind
of velocity or stopping power,

1432
01:32:02,980 --> 01:32:05,870
not to mention
maximum penetration.

1433
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,140
Okay, it's a little late to have

1434
01:32:07,150 --> 01:32:10,010
the guns-and-ammo
talk, Burt. All right?

1435
01:32:11,790 --> 01:32:13,340
Pathetic.

1436
01:32:31,170 --> 01:32:32,870
(ALL EXCLAIM)

1437
01:32:46,850 --> 01:32:48,840
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1438
01:32:56,830 --> 01:32:58,760
- It was better.
- Better?

1439
01:32:58,770 --> 01:33:03,090
It was no .44 Magnum.
.357, maybe.

1440
01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:04,460
Dude, what do you know
about kissing?

1441
01:33:04,470 --> 01:33:08,340
I know enough not to unholster
my weapon unless I'm prepared to use it.

1442
01:33:09,110 --> 01:33:11,070
It's nice to see you back
to your old self, Burt.

1443
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:14,770
What do you say we get on home
and get ourselves some real sunshine, huh?

1444
01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:18,910
Sounds like perfection, Pops.

1445
01:33:26,230 --> 01:33:27,990
Pops.

1446
01:33:28,305 --> 01:33:34,729
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