1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,802 (soft futuristic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:16,244 (waves whooshing) (birds chirping) 5 00:00:16,245 --> 00:00:19,578 (dark foreboding music) 6 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:11,824 (gun blasting) 7 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,627 - Is that what I think it is? - Oh yes, it is. 8 00:03:40,628 --> 00:03:41,461 - Aww, man. - Ta-da. 9 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:42,767 'Kay, so listen up. 10 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:43,929 Listen up. 11 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:47,329 When a stranger offers you drugs, you say thank you. 12 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,163 - Yes. 13 00:03:48,163 --> 00:03:48,996 - You know why? - You said it. 14 00:03:48,997 --> 00:03:51,212 - Because drugs are expensive. 15 00:03:51,213 --> 00:03:52,292 (man laughing) - You said it. 16 00:03:52,293 --> 00:03:53,353 You said it. 17 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:57,903 - Fuckin' whore. 18 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,393 Can you maybe not do this right fuckin' now? 19 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:05,356 - I'm done, Toby. 20 00:04:05,357 --> 00:04:08,774 (soft foreboding music) 21 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,529 - You're ridiculous. 22 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,119 - I'm ridiculous? 23 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,889 All this is completely ridiculous. 24 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,059 You're just a bunch of coke heads. 25 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,136 You're just standing around flirting with these girls 26 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:23,419 who are standing there like trophies. 27 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:24,489 You're disgusting. 28 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,529 - I'm disgusting. 29 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:27,380 - Yeah, you've been high for two days 30 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,228 and I saw you kissing that girl. 31 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:36,229 (dark foreboding music) (waves whooshing) 32 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:41,809 You wanna know what your friend Mark said to me? 33 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:42,643 - Yeah, no. 34 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:43,643 Not really but sure. 35 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,050 Let's go. 36 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,399 - He asked if I wanted to go for a ride of a lifetime 37 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,409 on his joystick. 38 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,023 His joystick, Toby. 39 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:57,169 - Are you really gonna fuckin' do this again, right now? 40 00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:58,170 Yeah, I get it. 41 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:01,229 You had a shitty childhood. 42 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:02,230 Shitty. 43 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,189 I had an awesome childhood. 44 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:07,019 Awesome and I don't understand 45 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:10,519 why I need to continuously apologize for that to you 46 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,006 and how you can just lay blame on everybody else 47 00:05:13,007 --> 00:05:15,389 for your own insecurities, okay? 48 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,090 That's just being a shitty person. 49 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,633 It's fuckin' delusional, all right? 50 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,669 Mark Anderson never hit on you, I never kissed some girl. 51 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:28,139 All I know is that it doesn't matter where I am, 52 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,659 what I'm doing or who I'm with. 53 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:34,723 You end up being this jealous fuckin' psycho. 54 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:38,950 - Could you just lend me some money, 55 00:05:38,951 --> 00:05:40,759 so I have somewhere else to stay for the rest of the week? 56 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,949 I would appreciate that. 57 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:45,319 - Seriously, that was your big plan? 58 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,429 You're gonna take off on me 59 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,059 and I'm gonna pay for your hotel room somewhere else 60 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:49,004 for the rest of the week? 61 00:05:49,004 --> 00:05:49,837 - I'll pay you back as soon as I get home. 62 00:05:49,838 --> 00:05:51,109 - How the fuck are you gonna do that? 63 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:53,310 You can't even afford your half of the rent. 64 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:58,046 - Anything else you wanna get off your chest? 65 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,630 (Toby sighing) 66 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,439 Can you just gimme enough money, 67 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,369 so I can get a cab and I'll manage? 68 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:07,370 - No. 69 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:12,163 Hitchhike, fuckin' walk for all I care. 70 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:20,903 Jade, I love you and everything, but you're fucked. 71 00:06:22,402 --> 00:06:27,402 (dark foreboding music) (waves whooshing) 72 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:11,749 - Que paso? 73 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,582 (water splashing) 74 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,100 Is he breathing? 75 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:20,700 - The hell happened to him? 76 00:07:22,122 --> 00:07:23,122 Jesus. 77 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,908 (dark foreboding music) 78 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,889 - So this guy thinks because he's got his face plastered 79 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:46,059 across 20 million teenagers' walls, 80 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,109 he can screw us over and tell our clients 81 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,919 to go fuck themselves 'cause he's too tired and hungover 82 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,129 to make it to his photo shoot. 83 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:54,576 So I ring him up and I get him on the phone and I say, 84 00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:55,410 "Listen, you little bitch. 85 00:07:55,411 --> 00:07:58,216 "I don't care if it's your poor mother's funeral, 86 00:07:58,217 --> 00:08:00,217 "you're making it for your photo shoot." 87 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:02,709 I shit you not. 88 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:04,539 I get in the car and I rip across town 89 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:06,909 and literally kick down the door to his parent's place. 90 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:08,834 - 'Cause of course the fucker still lives with his parents. 91 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:11,502 (both laughing) 92 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:17,487 - All right, who's up to bat first? 93 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:21,131 - I got good download, so that's on you. 94 00:08:21,132 --> 00:08:22,299 That's on you. 95 00:08:23,232 --> 00:08:24,135 - That's on you. - C'mon, big fella. 96 00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:24,968 Show 'em what you got. 97 00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:26,325 - Work it, girl. - Show 'em what you got. 98 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:27,428 - Work it. - No mercy. 99 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:29,735 - Work it. - No mercy. 100 00:08:29,736 --> 00:08:30,569 (men chattering) 101 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:34,778 (dark foreboding music) 102 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:36,219 - Let's do it. 103 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,491 (men shouting) 104 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:40,075 (men clapping) 105 00:08:42,711 --> 00:08:44,269 (man laughing) 106 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:45,496 - C'mon buddy, swing it out. 107 00:08:45,497 --> 00:08:47,541 - All right, check the wind and make it count. 108 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:48,624 Here we go. 109 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,379 Here we go, here we go. 110 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,462 - I want a fucking chocolate. 111 00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:54,278 C'mon, c'mon. 112 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,194 Bring it here. 113 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:58,778 (men shouting) 114 00:09:02,483 --> 00:09:06,566 - Ooh, look at this. - Look at this, look at this. 115 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:11,843 (dark foreboding music) 116 00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:18,078 (waves whooshing) 117 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,040 - You're outta your fuckin' mind. 118 00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:10,629 - Dude. 119 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:11,679 - It's 200 miles away. 120 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,219 On these roads, he's gonna bleed to death 121 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,659 before we get to the hospital. 122 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:17,089 We are not taking him there on our own. 123 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,723 It's a fucked up, stupid idea. 124 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,880 - All right, bro. 125 00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,923 (birds chirping) 126 00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:40,769 (Mike grunting) 127 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,905 - Hey, what's with the fuckin' attitude? 128 00:10:42,906 --> 00:10:44,219 - The whatitude? 129 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,053 - Oh my god. 130 00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:46,599 - What is the problem? 131 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,600 - You've been in bitchy mode 132 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:49,909 since the second we left this morning. 133 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,749 It's not my fault you don't know how to change the tire. 134 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,800 - I changed the tire. 135 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,839 Okay, yeah if by bitchy mode 136 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,629 you mean doin' everything you say 137 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,579 and changing all of my plans to suit you, then yeah. 138 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,130 Sure, I've been in bitchy mode. 139 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,729 I've been in bitchy mode for like five months. 140 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,609 - Okay see, that is exactly what I'm talking about. 141 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,249 You don't get to come here for free 142 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,979 on a trip to tropical paradise 143 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,342 and then whine about Darcy and his partners 144 00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:12,599 like a spoiled little brat. 145 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,169 - When did I whine about Darcy and his partners? 146 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,003 - When? - When? 147 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:15,836 - Right here. 148 00:11:15,837 --> 00:11:17,909 The text message to Brandon. 149 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,536 - Don't go into my... - "You're right, Brandon. 150 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,016 "I really should be more grateful 151 00:11:21,017 --> 00:11:23,486 "for this amazing opportunity I get 152 00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:24,856 "to spend the week with my girlfriend 153 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,916 "and a bunch of Hugh Hefner wannabees 154 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,816 "who spend their time funding plastic surgery 155 00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,344 "and buying drinks for skinny-looking bunnies." 156 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,303 - Don't go in my phone. 157 00:11:32,303 --> 00:11:33,197 You shouldn't go in my phone. 158 00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:36,219 (birds chirping) (soft foreboding music) 159 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,349 - Skinny-looking bunnies, really? 160 00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:40,699 - It's just lock-worth property. 161 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,692 - You do realize that you clean windows for a living, right? 162 00:11:43,693 --> 00:11:46,499 - I do not clean windows for a living. 163 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,413 I own 50% of a window cleaning business, okay? 164 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:52,779 And unlike the Magnificent Six over there, 165 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,089 I did not get it handed to me. 166 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,049 I worked my ass off for this, 167 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,279 unlike you who has nothing working under you 168 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,260 except for that big ass 169 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,210 you're always showin' off on Instagram. 170 00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:04,849 It's not a big... 171 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,850 You got a great ass. 172 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:08,510 Goddammit. 173 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,929 (Tanya sighing) 174 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:16,189 (dark foreboding music) (trunk slamming) 175 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,990 - It's called the A-sail-o Syndrome. 176 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,623 Sooner you come to terms with it, the better. 177 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,669 I understand you don't want to admit 178 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,420 you're just like your mother and I. 179 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,710 You're right, Jade. 180 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640 You're not. 181 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,669 You're much worse than the both of us combined. 182 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,509 If jealousy was a superpower, 183 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:46,060 there'd be a whole comic book collection about you. 184 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,879 You can't mask the pain by dropping acid 185 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,163 and make it all better. 186 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:58,904 (wind whooshing) 187 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:05,393 I could hear you begging from a mile away. 188 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,046 - Stop it. 189 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,047 - "Daddy. 190 00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:12,777 "Daddy, what should I do?" 191 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,477 Like the feint squeal of a rat. 192 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,453 That same annoying fucking noise you make 193 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:27,007 every time you feel betrayed. 194 00:13:27,008 --> 00:13:29,758 (wind whooshing) 195 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,829 (birds chirping) 196 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:43,809 - So how's things goin' with Jade? 197 00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:46,093 - Yeah, we're not good. 198 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:50,999 - Man, you brought sand to the beach. 199 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,809 When are you gonna learn your lesson? 200 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,239 - You're seriously gonna give me 201 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,940 relationship advice right now? 202 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:56,979 - Uh-huh. 203 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,980 All boils down to 204 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,619 four words: 205 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,349 Be more like me. 206 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,779 - 'Kay, there are many things that I aspire to 207 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:05,829 and none of them are becoming a manwhore. 208 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,489 - You say that like it's a bad thing. 209 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:09,589 - I do respect you. 210 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,853 I mean you're rich, you're successful. 211 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,999 You're always doing shit like this. 212 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,039 I mean you seem to sleep with a different woman every night. 213 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,263 No one talks down to you or tells you what to do. 214 00:14:21,204 --> 00:14:22,799 - Is that really what you think my life is like? 215 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800 - Yeah. 216 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,719 (birds chirping) (soft foreboding music) 217 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,409 - 'Cause it isn't. 218 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,569 I mean yeah, I get laid a lot. 219 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,459 I do have a lotta toys and cars 220 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:36,460 and helicopters and jets and threesomes and orgies. 221 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,069 I forget where I was goin'. 222 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,068 Oh yes, yes. 223 00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:45,229 (chuckles) My life is way better than yours. 224 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,753 - Jade thinks we need help. 225 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,220 - What, 226 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,613 in quoting a paranoid... - Hey. 227 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,010 - Ex-girlfriend who's supposed to make me feel bad? 228 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,709 - She's seeing a shrink, all right? 229 00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,543 She's tryin' to get help 230 00:14:59,544 --> 00:15:02,064 and it's not like I'm gonna wait around for her to do that. 231 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:02,974 - Yeah, (speaks faintly). 232 00:15:02,975 --> 00:15:04,469 - But it got me thinkin' that you know, 233 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,799 maybe you and I should do the same. 234 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,849 - It's a waste of time. 235 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,979 I mean do you really think that blaming dad 236 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,099 or talkin' to some fuckin' doll version of him 237 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600 is gonna make anything better? 238 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,700 Forget about it. 239 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,630 It's just not the hand we were dealt. 240 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,729 Look, I won't be all like big brother on you, 241 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,630 but the bottom line is 242 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,169 we are male whores. 243 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,170 Deal with it. 244 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,849 - Wes, you dropped this. 245 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,850 Is that you? 246 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,110 Wes. 247 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,939 Dude. 248 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,689 Feel like this fell right of you, isn't it? 249 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,993 - Yeah, here, here. 250 00:15:50,739 --> 00:15:55,739 (wind whooshing) (birds chirping) 251 00:15:57,651 --> 00:16:00,318 (eerie howling) 252 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,559 So you're sayin' that you actually told her 253 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,303 that she could hitchhike or walk to the airport. 254 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,397 - I'm not givin' that woman another dime. 255 00:16:12,664 --> 00:16:14,231 - That's spectacular. 256 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:19,232 (birds chirping) (eerie howling) 257 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,770 - Hey, are you seein' this? 258 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,469 - See what? 259 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:40,993 - Like that up there. 260 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,239 - What? 261 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,397 What am I lookin' at? 262 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,423 - I don't know, man. 263 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,893 I must be trippin'. 264 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,359 - I think what you did is you looked in your pants 265 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,193 and you realize you have an elf dick. 266 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,233 - Elf dick? - Elf dick. 267 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,109 - All right. 268 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,109 This is what you got goin' on in your head, 269 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,932 swimmin' around in there? 270 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:11,933 (Wesley groaning) (birds chirping) 271 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,452 - Mike, I just don't think you understand 272 00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:25,409 how hard I worked for this. 273 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,927 - I do. 274 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:29,229 I do understand and I know how important it is to you 275 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,253 and I will try and enjoy it. 276 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:36,112 But next year, next year we're goin' skiing. 277 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,173 - (chuckles) Yeah, we're not going skiing. 278 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,673 - Why do you hate skiing? 279 00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:41,640 - We went through this, okay? 280 00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:44,249 I don't like snow and I don't think any of my followers 281 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,843 wanna see me wearing a ski suit, so not happening. 282 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,429 - Don't you just love planning your vacation 283 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,979 based on your girlfriend's Instagram followers, Mike?" 284 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,419 I do. 285 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,979 I do 'cause there's nothing more important to me 286 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,579 than a bunch of fat losers who think my girlfriend's sexy. 287 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,789 - Okay, you know what? 288 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,349 If this is your idea of humor, then you can go ahead 289 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,299 and get a ticket home right the fuck now. 290 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,793 Because out here, nobody is laughing. 291 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:14,089 (birds chirping) 292 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,390 'Kay, where are you going? 293 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,950 - I forgot something in the car. 294 00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,059 - Okay, well hurry up. 295 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,162 I'll be inside. 296 00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:24,330 - Sure. 297 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,333 (animal screeching) 298 00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,376 (wind whooshing) 299 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,466 - It's gonna be okay. 300 00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,793 - That what you told yourself nine years ago? 301 00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,130 - Fine. 302 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,414 It's the drugs kickin' in. 303 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,963 - You're not fine and it has nothing to do with the drugs. 304 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500 - I'm fine. 305 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,398 Just gonna relax. 306 00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:57,242 It's gonna pass. 307 00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,110 - Yeah, right. 308 00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:01,861 (wind whooshing) 309 00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:08,896 (gravel crunching) 310 00:20:11,325 --> 00:20:14,658 (dark foreboding music) 311 00:20:17,762 --> 00:20:20,679 (eerie scratching) 312 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:34,012 (eerie foreboding music) 313 00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:40,994 (wind whooshing) 314 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,057 - I hate you. 315 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,355 - I know. 316 00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:15,888 (siren wailing) 317 00:21:36,314 --> 00:21:38,897 (birds cooing) 318 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,685 (doors slamming) 319 00:21:48,719 --> 00:21:51,386 (siren wailing) 320 00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:08,519 (dark foreboding music) 321 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,530 - It's not real. 322 00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:14,650 It's not real. 323 00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,535 It's not real. 324 00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:22,203 (siren wailing) 325 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,868 - It's fucking real, Jade. 326 00:22:33,577 --> 00:22:34,872 It's fucking real, Jade! 327 00:22:34,873 --> 00:22:36,623 It's so fucking real! 328 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,814 (paramedic wincing) 329 00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:07,533 (eerie howling) 330 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:36,467 (birds chirping) (flesh squishing) 331 00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:43,052 (axe chopping) (leaves rustling) 332 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,059 (waves whooshing) 333 00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:08,357 (men chattering) (eerie foreboding music) 334 00:24:14,812 --> 00:24:15,724 - Work it. 335 00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:20,657 Work it, girl. (shouts) 336 00:24:22,706 --> 00:24:26,039 (dark foreboding music) 337 00:24:37,848 --> 00:24:40,515 (man shrieking) 338 00:24:56,543 --> 00:25:00,030 (motorcycle engines roaring) 339 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:04,281 (man speaking in foreign language) 340 00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:18,470 (woman speaking in foreign language) 341 00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,048 (man speaking in foreign language) 342 00:25:20,049 --> 00:25:24,466 (woman speaking in foreign language) 343 00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,666 (man speaking in foreign language) 344 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:33,107 (woman speaking in foreign language) 345 00:25:33,108 --> 00:25:37,358 (man speaking in foreign language) 346 00:25:39,617 --> 00:25:43,237 (eerie foreboding music) 347 00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:45,017 (man speaking in foreign language) 348 00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:45,851 - Gorgeous. 349 00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:46,840 Look at your long, flowing hair. 350 00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:49,346 I love it, the natural wind passing through it. 351 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,180 Beautiful. 352 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,013 I love it, I love it. 353 00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:51,846 Yeah, keep it smiling. 354 00:25:51,846 --> 00:25:52,679 Keep it up, keep it up. 355 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,093 Yup, smiling, laughing. (chuckles) 356 00:25:56,094 --> 00:25:57,409 Ooh papi, you're so stupid. 357 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:58,350 You know, all that stuff. 358 00:25:58,350 --> 00:25:59,307 Yeah, yeah, I love it. 359 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,300 That's good. 360 00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,489 Hey Darc, how do you say 361 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:03,040 I think I'm in love in Spanish? 362 00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:06,407 (Darcy speaking in foreign language) 363 00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:08,257 (Harrison speaking in foreign language) 364 00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:10,617 (women chuckling) 365 00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:12,809 - You just called yourself a pig. 366 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,969 - That'll make a woman raise an eyebrow, Harry. 367 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:15,970 - Yeah, I guess so. 368 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,612 (Darcy grunting) 369 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:21,613 You fuck. 370 00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:25,430 - You gentlemen hear the latest? 371 00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:28,439 My little brother Toby here 372 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,199 just literally told his girlfriend to take a hike. 373 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,509 I mean literally, as in hitchhike 374 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:34,373 and walk to the fucking airport. 375 00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:38,239 He fuckin' threw her out because she wouldn't stop bitchin'. 376 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,459 You know, my mom, she used to joke 377 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,049 and call him a little retard 'cause she had him in the 50s. 378 00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,059 Well I'll tell you somethin'. 379 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,760 Yeah, he may be a little bit slow; 380 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,710 but much like us, 381 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,052 he'll never let anybody put a fuckin' leash around his neck. 382 00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:51,083 - Good for you. 383 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:54,209 But seriously, your brother says good things about you. 384 00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:56,929 The company could use some fresh blood. 385 00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,749 How'd you like to sub in for Harrison? 386 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,701 We're thinkin' of gettin' rid of him. 387 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,399 - Yeah, you might wanna wipe that smirk off your face, pal. 388 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,689 Fisticuffs, huh? 389 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,989 - Yeah, let's go, bro. 390 00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:09,346 I like it. 391 00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:12,097 (wind whooshing) 392 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400 - You're pathetic. 393 00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:17,933 He's treating you like trash and cheating on you. 394 00:27:18,790 --> 00:27:19,793 Everyone knows it. 395 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:22,143 - It's just a stupid kiss. 396 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,539 Barely counts as cheating, I don't care. 397 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,509 - Oh, but you do care. 398 00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:30,357 That's all you think about. 399 00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:32,623 It's in your DNA. 400 00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,279 And in every single one 401 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,133 of our family's psychiatrist reports, 402 00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:40,533 what did the good doctor call it? 403 00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:45,619 Oh yeah, morbidly distrustful. 404 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,530 - You're just projecting 405 00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:49,149 your own self-blame and fears onto me. 406 00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,150 I don't care. 407 00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,560 - Whatever helps you get out of bed in the morning. 408 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,181 (waves whooshing) 409 00:28:18,328 --> 00:28:23,328 (glass shattering) (Toby shouting) 410 00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:27,212 (dark foreboding music) 411 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,559 - Hey, have you seen Toby? 412 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,653 - Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby. 413 00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:40,870 Yeah, he's a cool guy. 414 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,399 Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks 415 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,500 to get to the airport. 416 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,519 - Why don't you stick around? 417 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,319 You're much better off out here with us anyway. 418 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,753 - You know, I'm gonna actually prefer to walk. 419 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,339 Get hit by a car while I'm at it. 420 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,403 But thank you so much for the offer. 421 00:30:02,876 --> 00:30:07,269 - (laughs maniacally) Okay muchachos, 422 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,719 who wants to go to town and hit up the bars, huh? 423 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,899 - I think the girls and I 424 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,121 are gonna stick around a little while longer. 425 00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:14,637 - Ooh, you lucky guapas. 426 00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,523 Darcy, Harrison, vamonos. 427 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,033 - Yeah, let's do it. 428 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,217 (man vocalizing) 429 00:30:26,218 --> 00:30:30,593 (woman speaking in foreign language) 430 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:34,844 (man speaking in foreign language) 431 00:30:38,902 --> 00:30:43,319 (woman speaking in foreign language) 432 00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:52,053 (man speaking in foreign language) 433 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:03,230 (woman speaking in foreign language) 434 00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:06,029 (birds chirping) 435 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,329 - To be honest, they're sayin' it really feels 436 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:10,999 like you're goin' Vin Diesel on us right about now. 437 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,129 - No, bro. 438 00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,249 Look, this is basic courtesy, right? 439 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,302 I mean who brought them back in the first place? 440 00:31:18,303 --> 00:31:19,136 Me. 441 00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:19,969 - No, come on. 442 00:31:19,969 --> 00:31:20,802 You're sayin' there should be ground rules 443 00:31:20,802 --> 00:31:21,635 of finders keepers? 444 00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:22,894 - Yes, that's exactly what I'm talkin' about. 445 00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:25,069 - Cute. (chuckles) 446 00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:26,499 - Anyway in that case, 447 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,705 I got the petite one, okay? 448 00:31:28,706 --> 00:31:32,039 (dark foreboding music) 449 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,079 - Are we really gonna fuckin' do this again 450 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,080 right now? 451 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,899 - If jealousy was a superpower, 452 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,450 there'd be a whole comic book collection about you. 453 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,846 - That's just being a shitty person. 454 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,553 It's fuckin' delusional. 455 00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:50,510 - Yeah, he's a cool guy. 456 00:31:50,511 --> 00:31:51,979 Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks 457 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,080 to get to the airport. 458 00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:01,659 - You end up acting like this jealous fucking psycho. 459 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,603 Look, I love you and everything, but you're fucked. 460 00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:12,640 (woman shrieking) 461 00:32:23,266 --> 00:32:26,099 (waves whooshing) 462 00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,854 (leaves rustling) 463 00:32:32,855 --> 00:32:35,605 (birds chirping) 464 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,429 - Seriously guys, what does Wes have that I don't? 465 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,449 - 'Bout a foot and a half this way 466 00:32:45,450 --> 00:32:47,974 and about 80 pounds of muscle, bruh. 467 00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:49,286 - Yeah, well keep talkin' like this, 468 00:32:49,287 --> 00:32:51,937 I'm gonna shove a foot and a half up both your asses. 469 00:32:52,979 --> 00:32:54,547 Yeah, that's right. 470 00:32:54,548 --> 00:32:59,548 (both chuckling) (dark foreboding music) 471 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:08,810 - Hi. 472 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:09,810 - Hey. 473 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,023 - Wait, I know you. 474 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,023 We met before. 475 00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,469 You're Toby Hunter's girl, right? 476 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:16,470 - Was. 477 00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,213 You're Tanya's boyfriend. 478 00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,133 - Yeah, I don't know. 479 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,285 Maybe breakups are contagious around here. 480 00:33:26,286 --> 00:33:28,319 (branches snapping) 481 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,320 Where are you goin'? 482 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,260 - Hitchhiking to the airport. 483 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,739 - You're what, seriously? 484 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740 - Yeah. 485 00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:40,539 - You know that's like 400 miles away. 486 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,540 - Yup. 487 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,369 - The ferry doesn't leave 'til 8 a.m. 488 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,370 - Yup. 489 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,233 - Wait a minute. 490 00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:52,970 Hey, wait up. 491 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:55,910 Hey, wait, wait. 492 00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,269 I'll come with you. 493 00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:58,103 We'll go in the morning. 494 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,136 We'll get the ferry, 495 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,777 but let's go back to the mansion for now. 496 00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:03,406 - That's very lovely of you, but no thank you. 497 00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:04,479 - C'mon. - I appreciate you 498 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,029 tryin' to help and everything, 499 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,269 but you are so much better off 500 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:10,409 just tryin' to patch things up with Tanya 501 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:13,729 than spending it with me, so enjoy. 502 00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:15,133 - Why, what's wrong with you? 503 00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,480 Are you into roadkill taxidermy or something? 504 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:24,853 Do you eat your own skin, chew your toenails? 505 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040 That's okay. 506 00:34:29,732 --> 00:34:30,774 (Jade sighing) 507 00:34:30,775 --> 00:34:33,092 (dark foreboding music) 508 00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:33,970 - Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here. 509 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,963 - This is the coolest thing. 510 00:34:37,253 --> 00:34:39,609 - Look at how he catches it, no problem. 511 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,039 He looks like Jerry Rice. 512 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,187 - Oh god, fuck. 513 00:34:42,188 --> 00:34:43,050 (monkey screeching) 514 00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:44,400 - Oh my god, this is great. 515 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,380 - Hey. 516 00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:53,679 (eerie foreboding music) (sap trickling) 517 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,209 Goddamn, look how close we are. 518 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,939 - I actually just launch it right into him. 519 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,940 You want it? 520 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,902 - Little fuck, oh shit. 521 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:04,039 - Hey, you're good. 522 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,970 You gotta relax. 523 00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:06,343 This is the best. 524 00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:10,123 - It's so good. - This is the coolest thing. 525 00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:14,124 - We're surrounded by monkeys right now. 526 00:35:19,807 --> 00:35:24,807 (radio chattering) (birds chirping) 527 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:42,078 (eerie foreboding music) 528 00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:58,146 - You guys look amazing. 529 00:35:58,147 --> 00:35:59,069 - What're you doin'? 530 00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,330 - What do you mean? 531 00:36:00,331 --> 00:36:01,364 I'm filming. 532 00:36:01,365 --> 00:36:03,659 What you guys, you camera shy or what? 533 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,919 As Roosevelt once said... 534 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,929 - Oh no, fuck off with your fucking quotes. 535 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:08,840 - Don't throw anything. 536 00:36:08,841 --> 00:36:10,599 Dude, just hear me out for one second. 537 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,849 All right, guys? 538 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,666 As Franklin Roosevelt once said, 539 00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:16,016 "There's a better life and a better world 540 00:36:16,017 --> 00:36:18,699 "beyond the horizon." 541 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,669 Now three of us, we've known this for a very long time now 542 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:26,379 and to this day, we never cease to expand our horizons. 543 00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:30,719 And I'm proud of us and I'm immortalizing the moment, 544 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,174 so shut up. 545 00:36:32,175 --> 00:36:34,242 - All right, you bring up a good point. 546 00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:35,659 I am proud of you. 547 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,660 I'm proud of us. 548 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,509 But we gotta do somethin' about Harry's shirt. 549 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:41,343 - Yeah. 550 00:36:41,344 --> 00:36:43,149 Oh good, I thought I was the only one. 551 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:46,119 - No, this reflects poorly on us. 552 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,739 - Wow, you guys just been saving this up 553 00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:48,573 the whole time, huh? 554 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:49,939 - Dude, turn it inside out or something. 555 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,007 - I think you need a few more holes in that thing. 556 00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:53,284 (Darcy laughing) 557 00:36:53,285 --> 00:36:55,849 - Bro, the chicks dig the holes, man. 558 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,309 It makes it look like I got shot. 559 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,753 - Ooh, you're a hero. 560 00:36:58,754 --> 00:37:01,459 (Toby laughing) 561 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,759 - You guys are funny, man. 562 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,750 - Peter Pan's in. - Yeah, yeah. 563 00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:04,959 - He'd look so hot right now. 564 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,840 - Bring it back. 565 00:37:05,841 --> 00:37:07,029 - Come down off this rock and say that to me. 566 00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:08,469 - Yeah, no I'm comin'. 567 00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,720 Always with the fighting. 568 00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:11,720 - The fuck was that? 569 00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:17,590 (soft intriguiging music) 570 00:37:40,261 --> 00:37:41,428 - Guys, c'mon. 571 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,015 Let's go. 572 00:37:44,016 --> 00:37:45,015 Enough games, all right? 573 00:37:45,016 --> 00:37:48,348 (soft intriguing music) 574 00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,483 Guys, come on! 575 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:09,829 - All I know is that it doesn't matter where I am, 576 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,489 what I'm doing or who I'm with. 577 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:17,319 You end up being this jealous fuckin' psycho. 578 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,219 - If jealousy was a superpower, 579 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:22,563 there'd be a whole comic book collection about you. 580 00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:24,069 - Mommy? 581 00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,759 - Yeah, I get it. 582 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,849 You had a shitty childhood. 583 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,066 Now that you call yourself a young adult. 584 00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,184 - Mommy. 585 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,018 - And I don't understand 586 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:35,099 why I need to continuously apologize for that to you 587 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,631 and how you can just lay blame on everybody else 588 00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:39,929 for your own insecurities, okay? 589 00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,027 That's just being a shitty person. 590 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,172 - I love you, mommy. 591 00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:46,506 (soft foreboding music) 592 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,170 I love you, mommy. 593 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,919 (gun blasting) 594 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,483 - It's fuckin' delusional. 595 00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:57,234 - I love you, daddy. 596 00:38:58,918 --> 00:39:01,177 (young Jade speaking faintly) 597 00:39:01,178 --> 00:39:03,928 (birds chirping) 598 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:10,705 - Hitchhike, fuckin' walk for all I care. 599 00:39:10,706 --> 00:39:13,269 (young Jade muttering) 600 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,009 - Hey guys, that's far enough! 601 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,010 Let's go! 602 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,643 We're wasting valuable time here, guys. 603 00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:24,319 (birds chirping) 604 00:39:33,601 --> 00:39:37,018 (eerie foreboding music) 605 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,459 - Jade, I love you. 606 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,460 I do, 607 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960 but you're fucked. 608 00:39:52,778 --> 00:39:55,155 (gun cocking) 609 00:39:55,156 --> 00:39:57,845 (gun blasting) 610 00:39:57,846 --> 00:40:01,179 (dark foreboding music) 611 00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:07,569 - Look at this, guys. - Guys, I think I'm in love. 612 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,939 - Bruh, it's like the third time in three hours. 613 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,329 - Well we still got all night. 614 00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,099 - Yeah and I'm recruitin' mode, fellas. 615 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,222 No rest for the wicked, all right? 616 00:40:14,223 --> 00:40:15,313 Just take some notes. 617 00:40:16,919 --> 00:40:19,669 (wind whooshing) 618 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:56,620 - You're a fucking cunt, Jade. 619 00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:58,760 Just like your mother. 620 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,996 I despised you when you were 12 621 00:41:01,997 --> 00:41:06,049 and now the mere sight of your ugly freckled face 622 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,163 makes me wanna puke. 623 00:41:08,105 --> 00:41:10,855 (wind whooshing) 624 00:41:21,765 --> 00:41:24,515 (birds chirping) 625 00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:26,531 - Hi. 626 00:41:26,532 --> 00:41:28,319 - Hey. 627 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,320 - Wait, I know you. 628 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,153 We met before. 629 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,759 You're Toby Hunter's girl, right? 630 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,949 I guess my deep flirt secret 631 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:36,246 is my life is not that interesting. 632 00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:40,103 I like to work, I like to travel a lot. 633 00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:41,968 - Where do you work? 634 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,169 - I'm part owner of a window washing business. 635 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,039 I bought it from the old man we worked for, 636 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,619 me and my partner. 637 00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,919 His sons didn't want it, 638 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,020 so he made us an offer we couldn't refuse. 639 00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,090 - That's awesome. 640 00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,590 - Yeah? 641 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,189 Thank you. 642 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,949 - Yeah, you're own boss. 643 00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:06,329 That's what we all want. - Exactly. 644 00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:07,633 Tanya thinks I'm so lame. 645 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,632 - Tanya works for people who tell her 646 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:15,769 how much to eat and what to wear. 647 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,259 I don't think she has much room to talk. 648 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,760 - So you're not a fan of models, I take it. 649 00:42:20,617 --> 00:42:22,371 - They're not in my top 10. 650 00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:25,122 (birds chirping) 651 00:42:34,397 --> 00:42:35,397 - Mike? 652 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:50,023 - So go on, what are you so fucked up about? 653 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,270 You can tell me. 654 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:07,033 - I think I killed my father and now he haunts me. 655 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520 - Really? 656 00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:16,690 - Yup. - Why? 657 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,377 I'm sorry. 658 00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:21,430 - It was a long time ago. 659 00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:23,023 I don't really remember. 660 00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,236 I was just a kid. 661 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,163 - That's a lot. 662 00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:31,664 - (chuckles) Yeah. 663 00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:34,633 - Do you wanna know what I think? 664 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,140 - Sure. 665 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:41,733 - I think you need to find a way to forgive yourself. 666 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,539 You were just a little kid when it happened, 667 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:47,180 so it's not your fault. 668 00:43:49,837 --> 00:43:52,287 - You sure you're in the window washing business? 669 00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:55,179 - Yeah. 670 00:43:57,048 --> 00:43:58,129 But I also think that you can learn 671 00:43:58,130 --> 00:43:59,380 something from everybody, 672 00:44:01,317 --> 00:44:04,993 everybody who passes through your life, 673 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,743 even a lowly window washer. 674 00:44:10,852 --> 00:44:12,304 - That's a load of crap. 675 00:44:12,305 --> 00:44:13,305 - Yeah? 676 00:44:14,268 --> 00:44:15,101 Yeah, maybe. 677 00:44:15,102 --> 00:44:16,675 It's a good line though, right? 678 00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:18,689 - (chuckles) It's a great line. 679 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:19,979 Nailed it. 680 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,730 (birds chirping) 681 00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,209 - Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here. 682 00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:27,193 - This is the coolest thing. 683 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,265 - Peter Pan's in. - Yeah, yeah. 684 00:44:31,266 --> 00:44:32,629 - It's so hot right now. - Bring it back. 685 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,009 - Come down off this rock and say that to me. 686 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:34,997 - Yeah, no I'm comin'. 687 00:44:34,998 --> 00:44:37,749 (birds chirping) (soft foreboding music) 688 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,000 - Guys, c'mon. 689 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,539 Let's go. 690 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:42,740 Enough games, all right? 691 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,209 Hey guys, that's far enough! 692 00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:50,210 Let's go! 693 00:44:54,632 --> 00:44:55,632 - Harrison! 694 00:44:57,049 --> 00:44:58,049 Harrison. 695 00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:01,650 Harry! 696 00:45:19,034 --> 00:45:24,034 (gun blasting) (dark intriguing music) 697 00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:31,606 (wind whooshing) 698 00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:33,333 - See, that was the wrong choice. 699 00:45:50,531 --> 00:45:53,281 (birds chirping) 700 00:46:33,072 --> 00:46:36,655 (intense foreboding music) 701 00:47:04,390 --> 00:47:06,429 - It's over, Jade. 702 00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,080 But that's exactly what you want. 703 00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:14,721 You want to die. (chuckles) 704 00:47:15,722 --> 00:47:18,472 (birds chirping) 705 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,879 - Let's call the cops. 706 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,713 - Really? 707 00:47:28,714 --> 00:47:30,439 Again, we're not callin' the cops. 708 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,619 - I don't see another option. 709 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,859 - Really? 710 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,399 You don't see another fucking option. 711 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,219 Darcy, how do you think this is gonna play out? 712 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,210 The cops are gonna show up, 713 00:47:37,211 --> 00:47:39,059 they're gonna find half a million dollars worth of candy. 714 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,669 What, we're all then just gonna high five? 715 00:47:40,670 --> 00:47:41,503 You know, snort a few lines 716 00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,029 and then they're gonna help us Harrison? 717 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:43,863 - What's your suggestion: 718 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,029 We stop lookin' and hope Harrison shows up in the morning? 719 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,030 - Yes. 720 00:47:48,143 --> 00:47:48,976 Fuck. 721 00:47:48,976 --> 00:47:49,809 - You know, I really wanna be there 722 00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:51,963 when Carmen dry fucks your ass with a cactus. 723 00:47:55,631 --> 00:47:58,209 (both breathing heavily) 724 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:03,210 (dark foreboding music) (waves whooshing) 725 00:48:21,782 --> 00:48:25,307 - Shit! - (shrieks) Go. 726 00:48:25,308 --> 00:48:28,141 (leaves rustling) 727 00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:41,027 (eerie foreboding music) 728 00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:02,957 (both breathing heavily) 729 00:49:04,782 --> 00:49:05,865 - Okay, okay. 730 00:49:41,554 --> 00:49:44,387 (eerie shrieking) 731 00:50:32,011 --> 00:50:37,011 (man wincing) (dark foreboding music) 732 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,893 (man shrieking) 733 00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:17,721 (axe chopping) 734 00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:22,675 (soft intriguing music) 735 00:51:35,422 --> 00:51:36,422 - Help! 736 00:51:37,801 --> 00:51:39,519 Help. (winces) 737 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:44,520 Mike. (breathes heavily) 738 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,873 - Dude, what is goin' on here? 739 00:51:49,414 --> 00:51:50,581 What the fuck? 740 00:51:52,961 --> 00:51:56,294 (dark foreboding music) 741 00:52:33,022 --> 00:52:34,022 What the? 742 00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:38,363 (dark foreboding music) 743 00:52:47,246 --> 00:52:48,246 Fuck! 744 00:53:04,324 --> 00:53:08,709 (birds chirping) (eerie foreboding music) 745 00:53:08,710 --> 00:53:11,543 (waves whooshing) 746 00:53:45,611 --> 00:53:47,561 (grunts) You gentlemen hear the latest? 747 00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:50,409 My little brother Toby here 748 00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:53,159 just literally told his girlfriend to take a hike. 749 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,239 I mean literally, 750 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,439 as in hitchhike and walk to the fucking airport. 751 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,239 He fuckin' threw her out because she wouldn't stop bitching. 752 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,449 You know, my mom, she used to joke 753 00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:05,019 and call him a little retard 'cause she had him in the 50s. 754 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,029 Well I'll tell ya somethin': 755 00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:07,730 Yeah, he may be a little bit slow. 756 00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:09,740 But much like us, 757 00:54:09,741 --> 00:54:12,293 he'll never let anybody put a fuckin' leash around his neck. 758 00:54:15,203 --> 00:54:18,620 (eerie foreboding music) 759 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,773 - Hey, have you seen Toby? 760 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:27,223 - Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby. 761 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,260 Yeah, he's a cool guy. 762 00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,759 Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks 763 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,860 to get to the airport. 764 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,899 Why don't you stick around? 765 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,679 You're much better off out here with us anyway. 766 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,153 - You know, I'm gonna have to prefer to walk. 767 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,709 Get hit by a car while I'm at it. 768 00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:49,763 But thank you so much for the offer. 769 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:56,629 - (laughs hysterically) Okay muchachos, 770 00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:59,069 who wants to go to town and hit up the bars, huh? 771 00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:00,759 - I think the girls are gonna stick around 772 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,860 a little while longer. 773 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,801 - Ooh, you lucky guapas. 774 00:55:06,319 --> 00:55:11,319 (dark foreboding music) (waves whooshing) 775 00:55:22,799 --> 00:55:27,799 (Howard chuckling maniacally) (birds chirping) 776 00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:54,062 (Jade breathing heavily) 777 00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,286 - (shrieks) Go. 778 00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:02,897 (intense foreboding music) 779 00:56:02,898 --> 00:56:03,898 Stop! 780 00:56:07,523 --> 00:56:08,356 No. 781 00:56:08,357 --> 00:56:12,548 No, no. (shrieks) (fist pounding) 782 00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:13,549 No! 783 00:56:17,256 --> 00:56:20,589 (dark intriguing music) 784 00:56:25,873 --> 00:56:29,290 (both breathing heavily) 785 00:56:31,628 --> 00:56:34,378 - (winces) Help. 786 00:56:57,607 --> 00:56:59,857 - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. - Go. 787 00:57:05,261 --> 00:57:06,261 - C'mon. 788 00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:02,758 (man wincing) 789 00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:54,113 - Let's go. 790 00:59:00,725 --> 00:59:04,308 (ambulance engine roaring) 791 00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:25,577 (ambulance bashing) 792 00:59:26,802 --> 00:59:27,635 - Goddammit. 793 00:59:27,635 --> 00:59:28,468 Goddammit. 794 00:59:28,468 --> 00:59:29,301 - Why'd you stop? 795 00:59:29,302 --> 00:59:30,675 Don't, Mike, Mike, Mike. 796 00:59:30,676 --> 00:59:31,676 Stop! 797 00:59:34,017 --> 00:59:37,363 (gun blasting) 798 00:59:37,364 --> 00:59:40,697 (dark foreboding music) 799 00:59:42,302 --> 00:59:43,594 Mike? 800 00:59:43,595 --> 00:59:44,718 Mike. 801 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,552 Mike! 802 00:59:45,553 --> 00:59:48,885 (dark foreboding music) 803 00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,547 Stop. 804 01:00:06,830 --> 01:00:09,413 (dogs barking) 805 01:00:10,485 --> 01:00:13,902 (Jade breathing heavily) 806 01:00:19,899 --> 01:00:22,649 (birds chirping) 807 01:00:50,256 --> 01:00:52,923 (Jade coughing) 808 01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:57,623 (chains rattling) 809 01:01:13,513 --> 01:01:16,013 (dog barking) 810 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,240 - Let's talk. 811 01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:22,089 - Let's not, Howard. 812 01:01:22,090 --> 01:01:23,090 Please. 813 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,633 - You're gonna call me dad, not Howard. 814 01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:30,583 And yes, now. 815 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,225 You'll do whatever I tell you to do until you die. 816 01:01:34,226 --> 01:01:36,853 - (breathes heavily) Is that really what you want? 817 01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:40,020 - Yeah. 818 01:01:41,450 --> 01:01:44,549 - I'm your daughter, doesn't that mean anything to you? 819 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:46,560 - It did, but not anymore. 820 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,459 I'm done crying. 821 01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:52,629 Now all I want is for you to know how it feels. 822 01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:55,783 (pipes clanking) 823 01:01:55,784 --> 01:01:58,617 (chains rattling) 824 01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:01,580 They're fucking with you, Jade. 825 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,627 They wanna traumatize you. 826 01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,805 Bottom line: We all want you dead. 827 01:02:12,806 --> 01:02:15,723 (eerie screeching) 828 01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:25,626 (eerie clinking) 829 01:02:56,183 --> 01:02:59,386 (Jade breathing heavily) 830 01:02:59,387 --> 01:03:01,213 You never apologized. 831 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,793 You could've saved me. 832 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:05,780 - I was 12. 833 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,380 - You knew exactly what she was up to. 834 01:03:11,936 --> 01:03:13,154 - No, I didn't. 835 01:03:13,155 --> 01:03:15,625 And even if I did, what could I have done? 836 01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,743 (eerie scratching) (Jade gasping) 837 01:03:18,744 --> 01:03:19,744 - Run, Jade. 838 01:03:22,053 --> 01:03:24,803 (motor rumbling) 839 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:35,210 (birds chirping) (ambulance engine roaring) 840 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,948 (man breathing heavily) 841 01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:42,449 (man wincing) 842 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:48,280 (gravel crunching) 843 01:03:56,303 --> 01:03:58,803 (man wincing) 844 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:24,734 (chains rattling) 845 01:04:52,618 --> 01:04:55,079 (twig snapping) 846 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,747 (twig clanking) 847 01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:03,583 (eerie screeching) 848 01:05:04,887 --> 01:05:07,637 (eerie clinking) 849 01:05:17,237 --> 01:05:22,237 (birds chirping) (Zumas cooing) 850 01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,620 Second she closed that door, you should've said something. 851 01:05:59,379 --> 01:06:00,379 "Mommy? 852 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:06,386 "Mommy, why'd you close the garage door? 853 01:06:06,387 --> 01:06:07,916 "The engine's still running. 854 01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:09,477 "Daddy's gonna die." 855 01:06:18,992 --> 01:06:19,992 Truth is 856 01:06:22,290 --> 01:06:24,423 I always knew she did it intentionally. 857 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,203 You couldn't do anything because you were too weak. 858 01:06:31,510 --> 01:06:32,510 And guess what? 859 01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:35,724 You still are. 860 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,642 You're gonna die, Jade. 861 01:06:42,643 --> 01:06:43,726 Just like me. 862 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,460 Finally. 863 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:49,044 (loud banging) 864 01:06:53,089 --> 01:06:56,422 (dark intriguing music) 865 01:07:25,550 --> 01:07:30,550 (door squeaking) (birds chirping) 866 01:07:30,781 --> 01:07:34,198 (Zuma breathing heavily) 867 01:07:38,803 --> 01:07:42,136 (dark foreboding music) 868 01:08:10,307 --> 01:08:12,746 (Jade shrieking) (knife stabbing) 869 01:08:12,747 --> 01:08:17,747 (eerie screeching) (birds chirping) 870 01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:26,444 (Jade shrieking) (foot bashing) 871 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:30,083 (dark foreboding music) 872 01:08:36,715 --> 01:08:41,715 (gun blasting) (Jade wincing) 873 01:08:57,224 --> 01:09:02,224 (gun blasting) (Jade coughing) 874 01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:19,783 (dark intriguing music) 875 01:09:29,214 --> 01:09:31,714 (man wincing) 876 01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:38,289 (birds chirping) 877 01:09:49,297 --> 01:09:52,630 (soft intriguing music) 878 01:10:53,596 --> 01:10:56,179 (gun blasting) 879 01:11:10,069 --> 01:11:11,069 I hate you. 880 01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:13,053 You're pathetic. 881 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,579 It's in your DNA. 882 01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:18,296 I despised you when you were 12. 883 01:11:18,297 --> 01:11:22,219 And now the mere sight of your ugly freckled face 884 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,333 makes me wanna puke. 885 01:11:25,271 --> 01:11:28,604 (dark foreboding music) 886 01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:31,569 - A friend of mine once asked me 887 01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:33,923 for relationship advice. 888 01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:39,247 "What's the best way to find closure?" 889 01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,090 Now there are three types of people I really hate: 890 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,869 liars, cheaters and relationship experts 891 01:11:48,870 --> 01:11:52,457 who start every sentence with, "Here's my advice." 892 01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:55,349 But now that I'm safe, 893 01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:57,039 I feel like I've earned my seat 894 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,783 on the here's-my-advice-about-life. 895 01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:03,219 I actually only have two things to say 896 01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:05,369 and both I've learnt from someone 897 01:12:05,370 --> 01:12:07,020 who could've been a great friend. 898 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,519 One: I really think we can learn something 899 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:15,439 from absolutely everyone that crosses our path, 900 01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,440 no exception. 901 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:22,940 And two: Sometimes you simply have no choice. 902 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,079 You have to do whatever it takes 903 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,159 to get that annoying boyfriend or that ghost 904 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,823 that's been forever haunting you to shut the fuck up. 905 01:12:34,890 --> 01:12:38,223 (dark intriguing music) 906 01:13:30,478 --> 01:13:33,811 (soft foreboding music)