1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:06,214 ♪ Yeah, it's so catastrophic ♪ 3 00:00:06,248 --> 00:00:07,750 ♪ It's so catastrophic ♪ 4 00:00:07,784 --> 00:00:10,820 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:14,691 ♪ Yeah, it's so catastrophic ♪ 7 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,391 ♪ It's so catastrophic ♪ 8 00:00:16,425 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 9 00:00:20,595 --> 00:00:22,965 ♪ Well, sometimes I get to thinking ♪ 10 00:00:22,999 --> 00:00:25,333 ♪ And my thinking turns to drinking ♪ 11 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:29,471 ♪ And then I am a desperate man ♪ 12 00:00:29,504 --> 00:00:31,540 ♪ Well, I wish it were more groovy ♪ 13 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,408 ♪ But this ain't no Disney movie ♪ 14 00:00:33,442 --> 00:00:37,646 ♪ Yes, I'm doing the best that I can ♪ 15 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,515 ♪ Yeah, it's so catastrophic ♪ 16 00:00:40,549 --> 00:00:42,317 ♪ It's so catastrophic ♪ 17 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,652 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 18 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,990 - Hey. - Yo. 19 00:00:48,024 --> 00:00:50,258 - What's up? - Not bad, you? 20 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:51,694 Dude, you're not going to believe what I just saw. 21 00:00:51,728 --> 00:00:52,929 I believe it. 22 00:00:52,962 --> 00:00:54,831 Little gingerbread baby walking out 23 00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:56,498 of the brick store, 24 00:00:56,531 --> 00:00:58,333 can of Schweppes, bag of Reese's, 25 00:00:58,366 --> 00:01:00,535 bag of Munchos, wearing a strange broccoli tee. 26 00:01:00,569 --> 00:01:02,437 - What the hell is that? - Schweppes. 27 00:01:02,471 --> 00:01:03,538 Well, I can see that. 28 00:01:04,539 --> 00:01:06,308 Shut up. 29 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:08,678 Right, well, he didn't have any Munchos, but you... 30 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:10,645 Reese's, and a Schweppes, and a t-shirt. 31 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,281 - Where'd you get that t-shirt? - Be nice. 32 00:01:13,315 --> 00:01:15,017 I'm guessing you ate the mushrooms, 33 00:01:15,051 --> 00:01:16,753 but why would you call me then? 34 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,353 Why would I call you if I was tripping? 35 00:01:18,386 --> 00:01:21,824 That's what I'm saying, okay, good. 36 00:01:21,858 --> 00:01:24,794 I'm super. 37 00:01:24,827 --> 00:01:28,296 I know, this day still always jams me up. 38 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:29,966 - No, I mean I'm hungover. - Cute. 39 00:01:29,999 --> 00:01:32,001 Okay, and now what are those? 40 00:01:32,034 --> 00:01:35,437 No, not your giblets, the Reese's. 41 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,707 Dude, it's 2017, and it's, like, ten in the morning, 42 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:39,942 would you go get a seltzer, or kombucha? 43 00:01:41,576 --> 00:01:42,779 So what are you going to do today? 44 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:46,916 What do you mean? It's his death day, what do I always do? 45 00:01:46,949 --> 00:01:49,651 I'm going to spike my brain with mushrooms, you know, remember the... 46 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:53,689 - listen to, and smell the earth. - Oh, man. 47 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:55,992 Give me a break, it's... this is my therapy, okay? 48 00:01:56,025 --> 00:01:58,627 I don't need some knucklehead, you know, 49 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,531 - recycling who I was, and all the things I can't change. - Okay, okay, relax. 50 00:02:02,564 --> 00:02:04,599 Pretty much count that out for the next four hours. 51 00:02:09,138 --> 00:02:11,874 - Okay, Em. - That's nice. 52 00:02:11,908 --> 00:02:13,075 Life is for living... 53 00:02:14,076 --> 00:02:15,878 even if we're killing the earth. 54 00:02:16,779 --> 00:02:20,415 Yeah, well, if you see him in the cosmos, 55 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,584 - give him a kiss. - Will do. 56 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:29,025 This is Apollo 34, signing off, bye-bye. 57 00:02:29,058 --> 00:02:30,092 Wait, hey... 58 00:02:33,062 --> 00:02:36,732 You look like somebody I know, you know, you look like somebody. 59 00:02:41,403 --> 00:02:43,105 Get out of here. Good day, sir. 60 00:02:43,139 --> 00:02:44,639 - Right? - Right. 61 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:22,745 Oh, fuck it. 62 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:44,160 ♪ I dreamt of a fever ♪ 63 00:04:44,193 --> 00:04:48,798 ♪ One that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart ♪ 64 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:51,767 ♪ With heat to melt these frozen tears ♪ 65 00:04:51,801 --> 00:04:55,137 ♪ Burned with reasons as to carry on ♪ 66 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:57,239 ♪ Into these twisted months ♪ 67 00:04:57,273 --> 00:05:00,642 ♪ I plunge without a light to follow ♪ 68 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,212 ♪ But I swear that I would follow anything ♪ 69 00:05:03,245 --> 00:05:05,214 ♪ Just get me out of here ♪ 70 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,753 ♪ But you get six months to adapt ♪ 71 00:05:10,786 --> 00:05:14,023 ♪ And you get two more to leave town ♪ 72 00:05:14,056 --> 00:05:16,826 ♪ And in the event that you do adapt ♪ 73 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:22,231 ♪ We still might not want you around ♪ 74 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:25,667 ♪ But I fell for the promise ♪ 75 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,738 ♪ Of a life with a purpose ♪ 76 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:33,876 ♪ But I know that that's impossible now ♪ 77 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:38,080 ♪ I give myself three days to feel better ♪ 78 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:41,649 ♪ Or else I swear, I'll drive it off a fucking cliff ♪ 79 00:05:41,684 --> 00:05:44,220 ♪ Because if I can't learn to make myself feel better ♪ 80 00:05:44,253 --> 00:05:48,891 ♪ How I can expect anyone else to give a shit ♪ 81 00:05:48,924 --> 00:05:51,160 Too sanctimonious, come on. 82 00:05:51,193 --> 00:05:53,729 Yeah, no, it's super sancti... 83 00:05:53,763 --> 00:05:56,598 Dude, you cannot tell your sister you got these from me, 84 00:05:56,631 --> 00:05:58,701 she will shit, she will literally kill me. 85 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,602 - I'm not going to tell her. - I know. 86 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,009 - So, like, what do I owe? - We'll worry about that later, 87 00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:11,213 I don't want to, like, arm it with some, like, transactional, 88 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:14,283 - monetary construct. - Yeah. 89 00:06:14,316 --> 00:06:16,185 So, why are you doing this? 90 00:06:16,218 --> 00:06:18,954 I don't know, it's something to do, I guess. 91 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:22,224 It's a trick question anyway, you don't need a reason, 92 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:24,260 - neither do they. - Who? 93 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:26,028 "Something to do," I like it. 94 00:06:26,062 --> 00:06:29,965 Okay, uh, yeah, but, like, um... 95 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,935 what else? 96 00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:34,236 Just be... 97 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:38,207 accepting. 98 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,975 Get the hell out of here. 99 00:06:40,009 --> 00:06:42,778 That album's actually, fucking, really good. 100 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,351 ♪ She's just one of the girls ♪ 101 00:07:22,384 --> 00:07:24,652 ♪ She's not one of those ♪ 102 00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:27,356 ♪ One in a million ♪ 103 00:07:27,389 --> 00:07:31,794 ♪ As if two halves and a whole was holding me down ♪ 104 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,662 ♪ It's love and addiction ♪ 105 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:51,714 ♪ So my heart is a loaded gun ♪ 106 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:54,750 ♪ I thought she was the one, brave one ♪ 107 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:12,134 ♪ Always a step ahead ♪ 108 00:08:12,168 --> 00:08:17,206 ♪ Turning back to watch me tripping us all up ♪ 109 00:08:17,239 --> 00:08:19,041 ♪ I stumble cover... ♪ 110 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:23,078 So sick! 111 00:08:24,847 --> 00:08:27,149 ♪ She's not one in a million ♪ 112 00:08:27,183 --> 00:08:30,119 ♪ Having fun ♪ 113 00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ She's not one in a million ♪ 114 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,992 ♪ Having fun ♪ 115 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,162 ♪ So my heart is a... ♪ 116 00:08:40,196 --> 00:08:43,032 Yeah, Briggs, you get first pick. 117 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,967 - Why? - Because that's how drafts work. 118 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,869 - How's that? - You're super dubs, 119 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,404 like The Bangles, the dubsiest team 120 00:08:48,437 --> 00:08:50,039 - gets the first pick. - Yeah, you're dubs. 121 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,740 - You don't get to say dubs. - Why? 122 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:53,342 Canadian exchange rate cheapens 123 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,910 the currency of our humor. 124 00:08:54,944 --> 00:08:57,213 Ah! That's, well, case and point. 125 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,714 Anyway, come on. 126 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:02,284 With the first pick in the '99 Captain Stem Draft, 127 00:09:02,318 --> 00:09:04,253 the Dublin brings his select. 128 00:09:11,327 --> 00:09:12,861 A questionable pick, at best, 129 00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:14,330 it is as if the front office gets off 130 00:09:14,363 --> 00:09:16,865 - on being gross, and terrible. - I get next pick. 131 00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:20,236 Well, the second pick, the Montreal Queensland. 132 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,338 - Randy Moss. - Nothing funny about a great athlete. 133 00:09:22,371 --> 00:09:26,075 And with the third pick in the '99 Captain Stem Draft, 134 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,510 the... 135 00:09:31,046 --> 00:09:32,381 I don't know what to call you. 136 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:35,150 Me neither. 137 00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:37,152 Well... 138 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:42,324 who... 139 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:44,560 do you pick with a third pick? 140 00:09:44,593 --> 00:09:47,263 - With a third pick? - With a third pick, 141 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,566 - who do you pick with a third pick? - With a third pick? 142 00:09:50,599 --> 00:09:55,004 Oh, my God. 143 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:57,006 Fucking... Terry Guard! 144 00:09:57,039 --> 00:10:01,844 Whoa, like Jordan falling in the third slot in '84! 145 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:04,313 - This could go down in history. - Fellas, ready to eat? 146 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,382 Gordon Sumner, a good day to you, sir. 147 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:09,118 You said Bangels, I thought it had to be football. 148 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,020 - Brett Favre. - Gotcha, God, we bid you a goodnight. 149 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:12,988 Damn, God, with the 150 00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:15,291 - Oh, Gregory Peck, you're disgusting. - Who is that? 151 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,159 - I actually don't even know. - Atticus Finch, 152 00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:18,360 double mint twins. 153 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,933 Shouldn't we wait until after dinner? 154 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,069 No, this way it'll kick in when we get to the party. 155 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,241 Yeah, but... 156 00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:36,912 Fuck you guys! 157 00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:45,888 Yes, a perfectly sane food to eat. 158 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:50,259 All right, Briggs, can you grab a chair? 159 00:10:50,292 --> 00:10:52,628 Sebba, put the plates, silverware on the table. 160 00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:55,564 And Kev, pick me out a winner Bobby. 161 00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:01,970 So sick! 162 00:11:03,072 --> 00:11:05,140 Oh, American Treasure, Larry, 163 00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:06,542 John Heiden, five words or less. 164 00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:11,080 "He is the best," four, and I liked you a lot better 165 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,381 when you called me Mr. Woodman. 166 00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:14,116 That was like ten years ago, 167 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:16,418 I consider us friends now, more than acquaintances... 168 00:11:16,452 --> 00:11:18,354 - I don't. - Okay. 169 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:22,324 - Dude. - What? 170 00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:23,425 - Why did we? - Dawg, 171 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:25,027 - you're tripping. - Right. 172 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,428 No, you're tripping, you're not tripping yet. 173 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:28,964 Okay. 174 00:11:30,032 --> 00:11:31,500 I am kind of bubsed though. 175 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,936 I am kind of bubsed though. 176 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,539 Kev, get what you guys want to drink, please. 177 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,141 - Lar, let me have a Sierra? - Nope. 178 00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:40,609 But it's springtime, new beginnings? 179 00:11:40,642 --> 00:11:42,478 Don't care if it's doomsday. 180 00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,680 Doomsday's not a season. 181 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:45,914 Agreed, I suppose it's an eternity, 182 00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:46,648 let's eat. 183 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,953 Sebba, have as much as you want, buddy. 184 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,655 What the hell's wrong with you two? 185 00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:02,297 ♪ You were born to blunder ♪ 186 00:12:02,331 --> 00:12:06,135 ♪ Born to launder born to wander ♪ 187 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:10,372 ♪ Even when you're six feet under ♪ 188 00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,174 ♪ There's a place ♪ 189 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:18,647 ♪ You must go ♪ 190 00:12:18,681 --> 00:12:26,021 ♪ There's a place you must go ♪ 191 00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:27,356 I got to... dubs. 192 00:12:27,389 --> 00:12:28,590 What the hell's dubs again? 193 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:32,394 Worthless, W, dubs. 194 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:34,062 Yeah, that's a stretch. 195 00:12:34,096 --> 00:12:35,431 - That's stupid. - Then you're dubs. 196 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,479 What are you doing in here? 197 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:52,514 You're not supposed to be in this. 198 00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:17,740 Fourth rat. 199 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,514 You are so bizarre. 200 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,389 What the hell? 201 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:08,323 Hey, you all right? 202 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,494 It's a filet, man. 203 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:14,363 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm eating it. 204 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:17,232 It's just I wanted meat and milk and meat... 205 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,636 Where the hell's this party again? 206 00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:21,738 Mikey OC's. 207 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,476 That's an older crowd, man. 208 00:14:27,509 --> 00:14:29,111 Em will be there. 209 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,445 - That's right. - Yeah, but... 210 00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:33,683 - does she really want you guys hanging out? - She loves us. 211 00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:35,217 - God, you love her. - Grow up. 212 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,319 All right, she can get you guys home? 213 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:38,287 Yeah. 214 00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:42,591 Look what you've done. 215 00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,226 Kev? 216 00:14:45,494 --> 00:14:46,395 Yeah? 217 00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,498 Great, that is great. 218 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,736 - You two knuckleheads are just sleeping here? - Yeah. 219 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,705 - And your parents know? - Oh, yeah. 220 00:14:57,573 --> 00:14:58,574 All right. 221 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,842 - Dad? - Yeah, bud? 222 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:09,084 Wait, what are you going to, uh, what are you going to do tonight? 223 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,553 We can just hang here with you, if you want, 224 00:15:11,587 --> 00:15:13,589 - we don't have to... - We can go to that party. 225 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,858 The Knicks are on in about 45 minutes. 226 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:20,629 What... sorry, they suck for the next 20 years. 227 00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:24,333 You talk to your mom? 228 00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:29,706 - Sebba, you drive, buddy. - Oh, sweet. 229 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,927 ♪ Take your time make your time ♪ 230 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,294 ♪ I don't care ♪ 231 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,496 ♪ Because I'm fine without you ♪ 232 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,332 ♪ Would you mind it ♪ 233 00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:02,504 ♪ Making a visit to ♪ 234 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:05,708 ♪ I'm okay when I move within you ♪ 235 00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:08,945 ♪ Every light land ♪ 236 00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:10,947 ♪ Yeah ♪ 237 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:15,183 ♪ I could be lying ♪ 238 00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:18,755 ♪ Following in my smooth ♪ 239 00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:26,194 ♪ Still I keep trying ♪ 240 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:31,600 ♪ Telling myself that I'm over you ♪ 241 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,839 ♪ Little devil wise ♪ 242 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:39,307 ♪ Will find the right place ♪ 243 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,310 ♪ Will it get worse ♪ 244 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,784 ♪ Try to keep my mind ♪ 245 00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:50,552 ♪ Off the same old ways ♪ 246 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:54,656 ♪ Sticking to the one, girl ♪ 247 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,794 Where's this goddamn house again? 248 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,561 - We can walk. - What? 249 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:00,863 I want to walk. 250 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:04,332 - Why? - Look at that fucking light. 251 00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:05,768 Would you stop swearing? 252 00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:07,770 - Where's the house? - It's close, walkable. 253 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:09,939 All right. 254 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,711 All right, boys, you know, have fun, be safe, don't eat the brown acid. 255 00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:23,552 - Dad. - Yeah, bucko? 256 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,320 You good? 257 00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:27,322 Yeah, I'm good. 258 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,226 - You good? - Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 259 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:37,033 - Yeah? - Yeah, why, no, yes, please. 260 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:38,000 Shall we? 261 00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:40,770 Hey! 262 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:46,776 Be good. 263 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:50,412 Andrew. 264 00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:52,949 We got this, Mr. Woodman. 265 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,940 Holy fuck! 266 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,842 - Driving was wicked fun. - How the hell? 267 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,409 - He knows. - No, he doesn't. 268 00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,845 Larry always makes the brown acid joke. 269 00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:24,847 But, look at this, I mean, it's unsavory, 270 00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:26,414 to say the least. 271 00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,316 - I mean, I mean look at him. - Fuck you. 272 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,019 No, no, man, that's not what I'm saying, 273 00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:31,520 I'm acting like I'm acting... 274 00:18:31,553 --> 00:18:33,022 ...and you're acting like he's acting, 275 00:18:33,055 --> 00:18:35,091 and it's just, it's not good. 276 00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,826 I'm chill. 277 00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:39,461 Fine, then I'm acting like I'm acting, 278 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,964 it's become abundantly clear that I'm wildly self-obsessed, 279 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,632 and I'll be the first to admit it. 280 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,368 I feel all right, mine haven't really kicked in. 281 00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,007 It's about to be a lot. 282 00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:54,609 Oh, hits, please. 283 00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,815 What is happening... 284 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,384 in my belly brain? 285 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,620 Well, son... 286 00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:07,957 the psilocybin you ate is being metabolized 287 00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,827 into psilocin, activating a cavalcade of serotonin, 288 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,095 thus granting you access to the wardrobe portal 289 00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:14,964 that leads to Narnia... 290 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,432 give or take. 291 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:22,637 Yes, yes, I think I'm beginning to remember. 292 00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:23,873 Why do you have to make everything so... 293 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,877 - What, so what? - Why can't you just chill? 294 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,611 Like, let it all happen. 295 00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:35,650 Because that's what he does, and that's the point. 296 00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:37,053 It doesn't even mean anything. 297 00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:42,424 Fuck you! And now my pants are going to be all 298 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:43,926 - messed up, this is bullshit! - Hey! 299 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:22,098 ♪ My old boyfriend called me just to tell me I'm crazy ♪ 300 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:25,634 - Hey, what is this, gay tag? - ♪ Tell me that I'm the one who ♪ 301 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:29,038 Fuck you, Briggs wasn't frozen. 302 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:32,540 - Ah! - Stop, Briggs wasn't frozen, 303 00:20:32,574 --> 00:20:34,677 - because the chicken in the tree, and the egg in the woods. - Egg tree! 304 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,611 - What? - Whistle! 305 00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:38,580 - Unfrozen. - Fuck, now I'm it? 306 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,849 - Frozen! - Oh, shit, I get it! 307 00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,984 ♪ My old boyfriend writes me ♪ 308 00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:44,820 ♪ Because he thinks that I'm the one to ♪ 309 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:46,554 ♪ Embarrass me in public ♪ 310 00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:48,057 Frozen! 311 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:55,765 ♪ The one he's sleeping with ♪ 312 00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:03,471 ♪ Old lovers come like tax collectors ♪ 313 00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:06,574 ♪ Asking for the money you know you've paid ♪ 314 00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:08,911 ♪ But old lovers they are the great... ♪ 315 00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,980 Don't throw up. 316 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:18,054 - What time is it? - 8:50. 317 00:21:18,087 --> 00:21:19,521 Canadian time? 318 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:20,790 We left the house at 8:30. 319 00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,624 Feels like a lifetime ago. 320 00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:35,204 What is wrong with Larry? 321 00:21:35,237 --> 00:21:36,872 Do you think it's weird that, like... 322 00:21:38,074 --> 00:21:39,976 your parents have been divorced for, like, a year, 323 00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:42,912 and your dad still has stuff in boxes? 324 00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:46,248 What the fuck? In what time space continuum would... 325 00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:50,686 If I remember correctly, it hasn't been a year, 326 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,188 and I think a lot of things are weird. 327 00:21:52,221 --> 00:21:53,956 I think Ostertag just fucked around, 328 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:55,291 and got a triple-double. 329 00:21:55,324 --> 00:21:57,525 Ostertag's never had a triple-double. 330 00:21:57,559 --> 00:22:00,196 Who the... fuck is this? 331 00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:05,801 Oh, motherfucker. 332 00:22:05,835 --> 00:22:07,203 Zabbadoo. 333 00:22:11,774 --> 00:22:12,708 What's up, Kev? 334 00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:14,844 Briggs, fucking sketch ball. 335 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,918 - Hop in. - Oh, Jesus, that's... selfish. 336 00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:26,989 Don't look at me like that. 337 00:22:27,023 --> 00:22:28,791 Yeah, what's funny? 338 00:22:28,824 --> 00:22:29,725 I'm getting a ride. 339 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,161 See you there. 340 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,708 Man... 341 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,277 it is crazy you used to date her. 342 00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:50,513 Yeah, dude... 343 00:22:51,847 --> 00:22:53,849 I used to do a lot of crazy things, 344 00:22:53,883 --> 00:22:56,651 when I wasn't tripping my balls off. 345 00:22:57,353 --> 00:23:02,691 Ridiculous, when I wasn't, so good. 346 00:23:02,725 --> 00:23:05,361 I always seem to space when we have to go to this fucking party. 347 00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:08,697 Yeah, seems highly questionable. 348 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:15,271 Sir, I just don't see the point in omission. 349 00:23:15,304 --> 00:23:19,708 Sir, if I may speak freely, we are outmanned, 350 00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:22,344 roughly 102 and a half. 351 00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:25,281 - Sir, it's a numbers game. - Sir, I just want to know, 352 00:23:25,314 --> 00:23:27,850 yes, sir, I quite understand the stakes. 353 00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:30,319 Sir, it just seems really poorly planned. 354 00:23:30,352 --> 00:23:32,922 Sir, he's not telling you how to do your job, 355 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:36,725 - it's, it's, it's... - Sir, it's a suicide mission, and you know it! 356 00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:41,097 Sir, I'm begging you, look at me, look at me. 357 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:43,132 - Sir, look at me. - Look at me, sir. 358 00:23:43,165 --> 00:23:44,300 - Sir, look at me. - Look at me! 359 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,935 - Sir, look at me. - Look at me. 360 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,736 - Sir, look at me. - Sir. 361 00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:49,604 - Look at him! - Sir, I'll suck your dick. 362 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,359 What's up, Neil? 363 00:24:18,234 --> 00:24:19,268 Did he just rip a davy? 364 00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:21,770 Sir. 365 00:24:23,739 --> 00:24:24,840 Look at me. 366 00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,280 - Chill. - You fucking chill, I'm not chill. 367 00:24:31,313 --> 00:24:33,182 Is that little Kevin Woodman? 368 00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:34,783 - That hurts. - Bounce. 369 00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:38,954 Hi. 370 00:24:41,824 --> 00:24:43,726 I haven't seen your sister yet, but... 371 00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:45,928 She'll be here, or... I will burn this. 372 00:24:45,961 --> 00:24:47,196 You two are just the cutest, 373 00:24:47,229 --> 00:24:48,797 and now you're grown up, 374 00:24:48,831 --> 00:24:51,033 and it's just not right. 375 00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:58,440 - How is everything? - I mean, pants got a little wet playing freeze tag, 376 00:24:58,474 --> 00:25:00,809 but you know how that goes. 377 00:25:00,843 --> 00:25:03,212 Come with me, we'll get you out of those. 378 00:25:03,245 --> 00:25:05,147 Mikey has a dry pair you can wear, 379 00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:07,082 - we'll get those in the drier. - Please, no, 380 00:25:07,116 --> 00:25:09,118 because it's just pants, and a pokey 381 00:25:09,151 --> 00:25:10,986 jumped over the spoon tonight. 382 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,855 They might be a little big... 383 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:14,790 but they're dry. 384 00:25:21,931 --> 00:25:23,332 How are you though, sweetie? 385 00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:25,034 Fucking boxers, fucking ridiculous. 386 00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:31,307 Divorce can be so hard on you kids. 387 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,474 No, that's... 388 00:25:33,809 --> 00:25:36,412 Um, no, I think, uh... 389 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,014 that everybody should get divorced. 390 00:25:40,216 --> 00:25:42,885 No, I mean, I got a couple things going on, 391 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:44,119 but I'm all right. 392 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:46,822 No. 393 00:25:48,524 --> 00:25:49,425 No? 394 00:25:56,966 --> 00:25:57,967 Come here. 395 00:26:03,405 --> 00:26:04,773 Mom, what the fuck? 396 00:26:12,514 --> 00:26:13,916 Nice mouth, Mikey. 397 00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:16,785 I was getting Kevin some dry pants. 398 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,155 Here you are, sweetie. 399 00:26:21,357 --> 00:26:25,294 I didn't... do, I didn't want pants, I mean, your pants, 400 00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:27,162 I mean, my pants were the ones that were wanted. 401 00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:33,135 Please... 402 00:26:34,336 --> 00:26:35,371 you're sleeping with his sister. 403 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:39,908 The least you can do is let him wear your dry pants. 404 00:26:44,113 --> 00:26:45,014 Be sweet. 405 00:26:54,523 --> 00:26:55,958 You going to put on those fucking pants, or what? 406 00:27:19,048 --> 00:27:21,950 ♪ Out of my mind ♪ 407 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,935 I'm guessing you ate the mushrooms. 408 00:27:39,968 --> 00:27:41,070 Hey, baby boy. 409 00:27:46,508 --> 00:27:50,245 Oh, no. 410 00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:52,181 No, no, no, no, no... 411 00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,016 - Wait, quit it. - Please, come on. You just texted me, 412 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:55,250 let's just hang out for a second, please, 413 00:27:55,284 --> 00:27:56,385 let's hang out for a second. 414 00:27:58,487 --> 00:28:02,157 Oh, oh, ah, yes, 415 00:28:02,191 --> 00:28:04,159 fuck yeah, I love you. 416 00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:05,527 Kev. 417 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:06,462 What? 418 00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:09,431 I love you too. 419 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,300 Let's get a beer. 420 00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:21,143 - Hey. - What? 421 00:28:21,176 --> 00:28:23,946 Can you just, just call mom, please? 422 00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:27,349 I don't think now is the best time. 423 00:28:28,384 --> 00:28:29,686 I mean, like, soon. 424 00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:32,321 - Yeah, I know what you meant. - Okay. 425 00:28:32,354 --> 00:28:35,224 Maybe it just doesn't have anything to do with you. 426 00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:39,561 Nothing to do with me, that's rich, I wish. 427 00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:41,597 Well, how are we talking about this right now? 428 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,932 - Because maybe it doesn't have anything to do with me. - What? 429 00:28:43,966 --> 00:28:44,900 What? 430 00:28:46,168 --> 00:28:47,102 Okay. 431 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:55,144 Listen, you got to understand that life's... 432 00:28:55,177 --> 00:28:57,246 - I mean, who cares. - ...so short. 433 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:03,218 Oh, mama. 434 00:29:05,354 --> 00:29:06,689 All right. 435 00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:07,656 Life's so short? 436 00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:12,661 - You're a dude, and a child. - Perhaps. 437 00:29:12,695 --> 00:29:15,497 There's an accumulation, and a lifetime of s... 438 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,201 I'll call her. 439 00:29:29,746 --> 00:29:32,047 - I get it. - I'm sure you do. 440 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,482 - No, I do. - Yeah? Lay it on me. 441 00:29:33,515 --> 00:29:34,416 No, not like... 442 00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:39,689 it's, uh, it's the beer thing, oh, my God. 443 00:29:43,459 --> 00:29:45,060 There's mercy in a cold beer. 444 00:29:45,093 --> 00:29:48,363 That's a slippery slope, but preach, baby boy. 445 00:29:52,301 --> 00:29:54,470 I want it colder though, it should be colder, shouldn't it? 446 00:29:55,437 --> 00:29:57,172 You know who takes temperature seriously? 447 00:29:57,206 --> 00:29:59,308 Dad does, big temperature guy. 448 00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:02,712 He'll put ice in his beer, I've only ever seen him do that. 449 00:30:06,582 --> 00:30:07,516 I'm going to do it. 450 00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:15,390 - What? - Nothing. 451 00:30:15,424 --> 00:30:18,293 - You think it's sketch? - No. 452 00:30:18,327 --> 00:30:20,028 Think I should do it? 453 00:30:20,062 --> 00:30:21,029 I do. 454 00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:30,172 - What's up, baby? - Hi. 455 00:30:31,573 --> 00:30:33,141 Yo, you seen your brother here? He's, like, 456 00:30:33,175 --> 00:30:35,310 wearing my pants and shit. 457 00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:38,247 - Yeah, they did seem a little militant for him. - What's up? 458 00:30:39,281 --> 00:30:40,649 Is that ice in your beer? 459 00:30:40,683 --> 00:30:42,518 The fuck is that shit? 460 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:44,586 Did I see you put ice in your beer? 461 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:48,490 That is so steely Dan, Larry puts ice in his beer, 462 00:30:48,524 --> 00:30:50,025 he's so bizarre. 463 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,830 I'm doing it, where's the ice? 464 00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:56,398 What on earth is the military... 465 00:30:56,431 --> 00:30:58,066 Hey, no, no, no. 466 00:31:08,277 --> 00:31:09,511 What? 467 00:31:09,545 --> 00:31:12,214 What the fuck? 468 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,482 Where's the ice, where's the beer? 469 00:31:14,817 --> 00:31:17,252 You can't leave him over there, you insane? 470 00:31:20,188 --> 00:31:22,457 Oh, look at this. 471 00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:28,865 The sound of my own voice. 472 00:31:31,901 --> 00:31:33,770 Gross, why'd you bounce on me? 473 00:31:33,803 --> 00:31:36,672 Uh, I didn't bounce on you, I bounced on Mrs. Glovel. 474 00:31:36,706 --> 00:31:37,639 What happened? 475 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,612 Oh, uh, good try, good try to articulate that, 476 00:31:43,645 --> 00:31:45,647 that's a dog chasing its tail, 477 00:31:45,682 --> 00:31:48,317 infinite Russian dolls in the house. 478 00:31:52,154 --> 00:31:53,690 What shit is that? 479 00:31:53,723 --> 00:31:54,623 Shit... 480 00:31:55,557 --> 00:31:57,225 pills, I don't know, contraband. 481 00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:58,460 Yeah, I know what it is. 482 00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:02,497 Hey! 483 00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:06,134 What am I supposed to do? 484 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:09,371 Not sure. 485 00:32:19,448 --> 00:32:20,415 Got a lot. 486 00:32:25,955 --> 00:32:27,222 I'll tell you what though. 487 00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:30,258 Tell me. 488 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,461 Tell me. 489 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:52,180 - There's mercy in that cup. - There's mercy in that cup. 490 00:32:52,214 --> 00:32:55,317 Fun, there's mercy in this cup. 491 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:56,786 Mercy in the cup. 492 00:32:56,819 --> 00:33:00,522 There's mercy in the cup. 493 00:33:00,555 --> 00:33:03,325 There's mercy in the cup! 494 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:06,929 ♪ In the cup cup, cup, mercy ♪ 495 00:33:06,963 --> 00:33:09,231 ♪ There's mercy in the cup, cup, cup ♪ 496 00:33:09,264 --> 00:33:10,867 ♪ In the cup there's mercy ♪ 497 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,902 ♪ Mercy, mercy, mercy mercy in the cup ♪ 498 00:33:12,935 --> 00:33:15,203 ♪ There's mercy in the cup ♪ 499 00:33:15,237 --> 00:33:18,674 - Mercy in the cup! - Okay. 500 00:33:26,448 --> 00:33:27,549 Fuck is that? 501 00:33:27,582 --> 00:33:29,251 Ladies and gentlemen, 502 00:33:29,284 --> 00:33:30,887 ladies and gentlemen, 503 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,990 please, keep laughing, kissing, drinking, 504 00:33:34,023 --> 00:33:36,324 and drinking, this is only a sound check, 505 00:33:36,358 --> 00:33:38,193 this is only a sound check. 506 00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:49,939 For my first trick, I will pull a rabbit 507 00:33:49,972 --> 00:33:53,009 out of my... 508 00:34:18,701 --> 00:34:20,268 I love you guys. 509 00:34:21,003 --> 00:34:23,005 I'm going to go try to get somebody to touch my penis. 510 00:34:36,085 --> 00:34:38,988 - You guys lost your shit in there. - What, when? 511 00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:42,390 I don't know, you were just screaming about something in your cups. 512 00:34:42,424 --> 00:34:44,861 Well, it was for a good cause. 513 00:34:44,894 --> 00:34:46,461 Do mushrooms make you horny? 514 00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:49,531 I'm so horny. 515 00:34:49,564 --> 00:34:51,433 Are you guys horny? 516 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:55,470 Why do you have to say horny like that, and so many times? 517 00:34:55,504 --> 00:34:57,539 - Horny and mushrooms don't rhyme. - I would have sex with 518 00:34:57,572 --> 00:34:59,942 anybody on any substance, but you do not have 519 00:34:59,976 --> 00:35:02,310 to say horny like that. 520 00:35:02,344 --> 00:35:04,546 - You guys are gay. - Us, gay? 521 00:35:04,579 --> 00:35:07,984 - No. - Everybody's a little gay. 522 00:35:08,017 --> 00:35:09,952 Biologically speaking. 523 00:35:09,986 --> 00:35:11,653 You just got to shove it down. 524 00:35:13,455 --> 00:35:14,991 I'm definitely zero gay. 525 00:35:15,024 --> 00:35:16,692 Which thus, makes you gayer than Christmas. 526 00:35:18,795 --> 00:35:21,496 Whatever, there's, like, so many chicks in there, 527 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:24,399 and you guys are in the corner like jerking each other off. 528 00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:27,335 Did... we jerk each other off? 529 00:35:27,369 --> 00:35:30,472 I mean, I don't... think so, 530 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:31,841 but I'm not really in charge at the moment. 531 00:35:31,874 --> 00:35:33,943 Am I interrupting something? 532 00:35:35,978 --> 00:35:38,915 No, this is, uh, this is stupid, we were just... 533 00:35:38,948 --> 00:35:40,683 - I am going to... - Get a beer? 534 00:35:40,716 --> 00:35:41,616 Yup. 535 00:35:50,492 --> 00:35:52,128 Sorry. 536 00:35:52,161 --> 00:35:53,062 For what? 537 00:35:54,263 --> 00:35:57,599 I wasn't... for the hugging, I was not hugging you on... 538 00:35:58,835 --> 00:35:59,969 purpose. 539 00:36:00,002 --> 00:36:01,103 We hugged. 540 00:36:02,504 --> 00:36:03,306 We certainly did. 541 00:36:07,176 --> 00:36:08,343 How you doing? 542 00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:12,882 Good, pretty good. 543 00:36:12,915 --> 00:36:14,717 - I'm sorry if this is... - I'm on mushrooms. 544 00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:18,553 - What? - What? 545 00:36:18,587 --> 00:36:20,522 No. Is this weird? 546 00:36:20,555 --> 00:36:22,992 It, I mean, is it... 547 00:36:24,426 --> 00:36:27,897 it's all relative I guess. 548 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:29,966 I mean, on a scale of weird to... 549 00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:33,635 What are we talking about? 550 00:36:34,837 --> 00:36:37,740 - Kevin, you don't have to try and be cool. - I'm not cool. 551 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,076 - Whatever. - I'm on mushrooms. 552 00:36:42,945 --> 00:36:46,581 I mean, it's all pretty weird. 553 00:36:46,615 --> 00:36:47,817 I guess it's not that weird. 554 00:36:50,019 --> 00:36:52,520 I'd like to have kids at some point, 555 00:36:52,554 --> 00:36:54,724 but now that seems irresponsible. 556 00:37:00,997 --> 00:37:02,497 What were we talking about? 557 00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:04,666 Am I having this trip? 558 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,468 What'd you guys eat? 559 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,738 - Mushrooms. - And you just left him out there? 560 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,140 It was scary. 561 00:37:13,743 --> 00:37:14,911 My hands were tied. 562 00:37:16,045 --> 00:37:20,149 I don't know why I even asked, or... cared. 563 00:37:23,485 --> 00:37:25,988 Oh, right. 564 00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:30,159 Is it because you're here with... 565 00:37:35,131 --> 00:37:39,802 Well, fuck, so many weird things in the world, 566 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:43,706 but what I think you're asking is not weird, 567 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,807 it's just funny. 568 00:37:47,176 --> 00:37:48,110 Why? 569 00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:52,514 Because he's a fucking loser. 570 00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:59,055 What? 571 00:38:03,993 --> 00:38:05,194 You broke up with me. 572 00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:09,832 You think you're better than everybody. 573 00:38:16,571 --> 00:38:18,908 You guys must be getting eaten up. 574 00:38:18,941 --> 00:38:20,743 Kev, could I? 575 00:38:31,153 --> 00:38:33,155 Why'd she have to say that so hurt? 576 00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,991 Because you broke up with her for the... 577 00:38:35,024 --> 00:38:36,826 because she had bigger breasts. 578 00:38:38,728 --> 00:38:39,627 That's... 579 00:38:41,629 --> 00:38:42,898 so fucked up. 580 00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:49,705 And such a weird, and scary way to behave. 581 00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:55,945 Being a dude is so hard. 582 00:38:55,978 --> 00:38:58,948 Oh, that one wins the night. 583 00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:03,618 Do you think I think I'm better than everybody? 584 00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:05,187 Big time. 585 00:39:05,221 --> 00:39:07,923 I don't think that, especially... 586 00:39:07,957 --> 00:39:08,991 You don't think what? 587 00:39:12,862 --> 00:39:16,232 - That I think I'm better than everybody. Shh! - Oh, absolutely. 588 00:39:16,265 --> 00:39:17,133 I don't. 589 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:23,105 Like he's ordering poutine. 590 00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:26,075 Oh, he's going to give her the Aberdool snow plow. 591 00:39:26,108 --> 00:39:29,145 He'll give her the Sherbrick Zamboni. 592 00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:33,149 - Yuck, he'll probably go with the Mont Tremblant Super G. - You don't even ski. 593 00:39:33,182 --> 00:39:35,317 - He will, however, give her the. - Enough! 594 00:39:37,319 --> 00:39:39,188 I have to get you guys out of here. 595 00:39:41,023 --> 00:39:44,626 Keep playing this game, I'll be back, don't go anywhere! 596 00:39:47,063 --> 00:39:48,663 The Shambley snow shoe. 597 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,192 That brother of yours, I just want to eat him up. 598 00:40:16,225 --> 00:40:18,626 - He's edible. - I'll say. 599 00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:27,770 I am so happy that you and Michael are together. 600 00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:30,372 Together? 601 00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:34,777 - In the sense that... - You're perfect for each other. 602 00:40:40,116 --> 00:40:41,016 I know you. 603 00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:43,986 Oh, honey. 604 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:48,124 Do me a favor, don't be in such a rush... 605 00:40:50,359 --> 00:40:51,293 because... 606 00:40:53,162 --> 00:40:55,731 like it or not, and sooner than later... 607 00:40:57,766 --> 00:40:58,767 the brakes are going to go out... 608 00:40:59,969 --> 00:41:04,106 and by the time you regain any control, well... 609 00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:08,110 nobody gives a shit. 610 00:41:11,046 --> 00:41:12,148 Jell-o shot? 611 00:41:23,993 --> 00:41:25,828 Psst, are you going to change it? 612 00:41:25,861 --> 00:41:28,164 - Not a chance. - Come on. 613 00:41:29,265 --> 00:41:32,101 Are you kidding me? They got a pretention that I'm productive right now, besides, 614 00:41:32,134 --> 00:41:33,269 there's nothing good here anyway. 615 00:41:40,109 --> 00:41:42,444 Oh, sick. 616 00:41:42,478 --> 00:41:44,013 Nope. 617 00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:46,749 He's banging your sister with his pinky...- 618 00:41:46,782 --> 00:41:49,385 Chill, chill, chill, chill. 619 00:41:51,754 --> 00:41:53,322 You're so fucking violent sometimes. 620 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:55,958 Should I do it? 621 00:42:09,772 --> 00:42:12,341 ♪ Well, once upon a time a ♪ 622 00:42:12,374 --> 00:42:16,812 ♪ Penis and a vagina made a baby ♪ 623 00:42:18,214 --> 00:42:20,382 ♪ Well, there must have been a demon ♪ 624 00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:25,187 ♪ Somewhere in that egg or semen, it was crazy ♪ 625 00:42:26,822 --> 00:42:29,258 ♪ The baby wasn't on the level ♪ 626 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:31,193 ♪ The offspring of the devil ♪ 627 00:42:31,227 --> 00:42:35,130 ♪ And an evil flower bloomed ♪ 628 00:42:35,164 --> 00:42:37,433 ♪ Well, it grew into a man ♪ 629 00:42:37,466 --> 00:42:39,768 ♪ Spreading evil across the land ♪ 630 00:42:39,802 --> 00:42:43,339 ♪ And the human race was doomed ♪ 631 00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:47,409 ♪ Yeah, it's so catastrophic it's so catastrophic ♪ 632 00:42:47,443 --> 00:42:50,846 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 633 00:42:52,348 --> 00:42:56,318 ♪ Yeah, it's so catastrophic it's so catastrophic ♪ 634 00:42:56,352 --> 00:42:59,054 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 635 00:43:01,457 --> 00:43:05,027 ♪ It's so catastrophic it's so catastrophic ♪ 636 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:07,763 ♪ It's a catastrophe ♪ 637 00:43:09,331 --> 00:43:13,135 ♪ Yeah, it's catastrophic it's catastrophic ♪ 638 00:43:22,411 --> 00:43:24,947 Shit, sophomore, man? 639 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:27,082 Sophomore? Exactly. 640 00:43:27,116 --> 00:43:30,419 Changing my music, wearing my pants, 641 00:43:30,452 --> 00:43:33,822 hugging my moms, bag of pennies, 642 00:43:33,856 --> 00:43:35,257 the fuck is that weird ass shit? 643 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:39,495 Do you want to do this publicly or privately? 644 00:43:40,596 --> 00:43:44,066 - Do what? - I'm just saying, there's some disrespect here 645 00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:45,200 that needs to be dealt with. 646 00:43:46,368 --> 00:43:51,206 - I should, private, privately? - I don't even hug my mom. 647 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,342 - Am I going to get beat up? - No, 648 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:56,445 nobody's getting beat, we're leaving. 649 00:43:57,613 --> 00:44:01,450 And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night. 650 00:44:05,287 --> 00:44:10,125 Listen, your choice, anywhere in the world, 651 00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:12,261 I mean, anywhere within a reasonable driving distance, 652 00:44:12,294 --> 00:44:16,832 but anywhere, where do you want to go? 653 00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:21,003 - It's your funeral, baby boy. - Why are we leaving? 654 00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:23,205 You said anywhere, and that's what I want to do, 655 00:44:23,238 --> 00:44:24,973 it'll take 20 minutes. 656 00:44:25,007 --> 00:44:27,409 Oh, I'm not sticking around to see how long it takes. 657 00:44:29,078 --> 00:44:30,979 - Did you? - No, she just jerked me off. 658 00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:34,650 With your penis? 659 00:44:34,684 --> 00:44:36,652 Uh, yeah. 660 00:44:36,686 --> 00:44:38,387 Where do you even start? 661 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,155 - What do you mean? - Have you looked at it? 662 00:44:40,189 --> 00:44:41,990 - At what? - Your johnson! 663 00:44:42,024 --> 00:44:44,226 Yeah, guys, I'm uncircumcised, that joke's super old... 664 00:44:44,259 --> 00:44:47,496 - It's not that. - But that does make it exponentially weirder. 665 00:44:47,529 --> 00:44:49,298 It's just, it's dicks, man, dicks in general, 666 00:44:49,331 --> 00:44:51,400 my dick had a moment tonight, 667 00:44:51,433 --> 00:44:53,502 and let's call it a lesson learned, do not look 668 00:44:53,535 --> 00:44:56,071 at your dick on mushrooms. 669 00:44:56,105 --> 00:44:57,606 That's not what she said. 670 00:44:57,639 --> 00:44:59,208 Enough dicks. 671 00:45:00,476 --> 00:45:03,045 It just beggars the question... 672 00:45:06,515 --> 00:45:08,283 what even is it? 673 00:45:08,317 --> 00:45:10,619 Seriously, what even is it? 674 00:45:10,652 --> 00:45:13,322 Seriously, what even is it? 675 00:45:13,355 --> 00:45:16,458 - Aw, here we go. - What even is it? 676 00:45:16,492 --> 00:45:18,460 What... even is it? 677 00:45:18,494 --> 00:45:20,295 - What even is it? - What even is it? 678 00:45:21,698 --> 00:45:25,200 - What even is it? - What even is it? 679 00:45:26,301 --> 00:45:27,636 What even is it? 680 00:45:27,669 --> 00:45:29,304 Enough, guys! 681 00:45:31,273 --> 00:45:34,943 Just because you repeat and squeal things, 682 00:45:34,977 --> 00:45:39,181 it doesn't make, like, the source material funnier. 683 00:45:39,214 --> 00:45:40,182 Yeah! 684 00:45:43,686 --> 00:45:45,521 Em, can I ask you a serious question though, seriously? 685 00:45:45,554 --> 00:45:47,589 - It's a penis, Briggs. - Damnit. 686 00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:51,560 Please, just shut up for one minute. 687 00:47:47,276 --> 00:47:48,410 Perfect. 688 00:47:49,746 --> 00:47:51,346 What? 689 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:52,682 Nothing. 690 00:47:54,650 --> 00:47:56,351 - What's perfect? - Nothing. 691 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,755 It's, uh... 692 00:48:00,455 --> 00:48:03,091 fuck, Mikey's mom... 693 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:06,161 - Yeah, she's a handful. - ...said, and we're 694 00:48:06,194 --> 00:48:08,597 hardly going out... 695 00:48:10,499 --> 00:48:15,738 she said that we were perfect together... 696 00:48:17,306 --> 00:48:19,474 him and me. 697 00:48:20,877 --> 00:48:24,179 I mean, granted, she's the Jell-O shot queen 698 00:48:24,212 --> 00:48:26,381 of Chittaning County, said to be taken with a whole salt 699 00:48:26,415 --> 00:48:28,383 lake or a mine but... 700 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,454 perfect. 701 00:48:33,622 --> 00:48:36,458 Oh, shit, you're tripping, you don't want to hear this. 702 00:48:38,193 --> 00:48:40,295 - No. - Anyway. 703 00:48:41,764 --> 00:48:43,565 - No. - What? 704 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,706 You think you're better than everybody. 705 00:48:49,739 --> 00:48:50,672 What? 706 00:48:51,908 --> 00:48:53,375 No. 707 00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:55,143 - Yeah, dude. - No, 708 00:48:55,177 --> 00:48:56,511 I definitely do not. 709 00:48:56,545 --> 00:49:00,148 I am better than him, that's for sure. 710 00:49:04,821 --> 00:49:05,788 Fuck you. 711 00:49:07,957 --> 00:49:09,926 I am, you're not. 712 00:49:09,959 --> 00:49:11,794 Oh, I'm definitely not. 713 00:49:11,828 --> 00:49:15,197 Oh, my God, that just screams that you think you are, 714 00:49:15,230 --> 00:49:16,632 at least I can admit it. 715 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,266 No, no, no, see... 716 00:49:19,468 --> 00:49:21,436 I'm not, I promise you I'm not, 717 00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:24,606 factually, and in my brain, I am for sure not. 718 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,777 I am, in my brain, and on paper. 719 00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:34,249 Yeah, well, most of the time I think you are too. 720 00:49:36,251 --> 00:49:38,286 You don't have to be all nice and sincere about it. 721 00:49:41,623 --> 00:49:43,425 Buzzkill. 722 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:47,429 Yeah, well, I'm getting old. 723 00:49:54,837 --> 00:49:57,707 Schweppes, Munchos, repeat. 724 00:50:00,242 --> 00:50:01,878 Take care of him. 725 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,784 Man, don't say that now. 726 00:50:09,819 --> 00:50:11,553 - Oh, my God! - What? 727 00:50:11,586 --> 00:50:13,690 What do you mean what? I had to navigate a transaction, 728 00:50:13,723 --> 00:50:15,357 currency, goods and barter. 729 00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,926 I might as well have had a young girl, 730 00:50:16,959 --> 00:50:18,995 - and a sack of beef or... - How much for the little girl? 731 00:50:19,028 --> 00:50:21,931 Well, as you can see, she's got strong haunches, and she comes 732 00:50:21,964 --> 00:50:23,900 from a long line of very dedicated... 733 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:26,334 But she's burned, see, she's burned, 734 00:50:26,368 --> 00:50:27,804 she's burned here, she's burned here, 735 00:50:27,837 --> 00:50:29,538 by golly, she's burned all over. 736 00:50:29,571 --> 00:50:31,841 She is quite burned. 737 00:50:33,743 --> 00:50:35,812 Bag of Munchos, can of Schweppes, and... 738 00:50:37,046 --> 00:50:38,715 a Yoo-Hoo for my weary friend. 739 00:50:47,289 --> 00:50:48,356 Deal. 740 00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,692 Good day, sir. 741 00:50:51,894 --> 00:50:54,563 - Good day, sir. - Great, and we're good, good job, guys. 742 00:51:14,483 --> 00:51:16,819 Oh, mother of pearl. 743 00:51:16,853 --> 00:51:18,487 What the fuck are we doing here? 744 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,588 It was his idea. 745 00:51:20,690 --> 00:51:23,726 - Hey, maybe if you just want to come in... - Nope. 746 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,328 - Alright, will somebody please tell me... - Sebba, 747 00:51:26,361 --> 00:51:27,662 we're going to chop some wood, okay? 748 00:51:27,697 --> 00:51:29,598 - You don't have to help. - Chopping wood? 749 00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:32,567 We were at a banging party, I was getting a hand job. 750 00:51:32,601 --> 00:51:33,936 So this should be a breeze. 751 00:51:35,437 --> 00:51:36,671 Are you going back to the party? 752 00:51:37,572 --> 00:51:39,809 I don't know, I just know I'm not staying here. 753 00:51:39,842 --> 00:51:41,276 Well, I want to go. 754 00:51:44,747 --> 00:51:45,647 Fuck! 755 00:51:49,651 --> 00:51:51,419 God speed, love you. 756 00:51:58,795 --> 00:51:59,829 Hi, honey. 757 00:52:00,763 --> 00:52:01,898 Hi, Mom. 758 00:52:03,065 --> 00:52:05,433 - Hey, boys. - Hi, Mrs. Woodman. 759 00:52:08,938 --> 00:52:11,473 - Is it still Mrs. Woodman? - Well, it is tonight. 760 00:52:11,506 --> 00:52:13,009 Okay. 761 00:52:16,545 --> 00:52:17,445 Ow. 762 00:52:20,549 --> 00:52:22,651 - Whose pants are those? - I don't know. 763 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,522 Hey, please, I am totally spaced to chop that wood, 764 00:52:27,556 --> 00:52:28,691 so we're going to. 765 00:52:28,724 --> 00:52:30,425 A month ago? 766 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,494 - That was in winter. - I know. 767 00:52:34,130 --> 00:52:36,598 - I was such a shit head. - You guys can come in. 768 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,937 No, we're going to chop that wood, 769 00:52:40,970 --> 00:52:43,405 - and then be on our way. - You guys are, you know, 770 00:52:43,438 --> 00:52:45,407 more than welcome to stay here. 771 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,711 - Um, we're going to... - Obviously, always. 772 00:52:48,744 --> 00:52:51,714 Chop the wood, and then probably walk back to dad's. 773 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:53,983 Kevin? 774 00:52:54,884 --> 00:52:55,785 Yes? 775 00:52:57,687 --> 00:52:58,688 Kevin? 776 00:52:59,922 --> 00:53:00,823 What? 777 00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:14,804 Oh, sick. 778 00:53:16,038 --> 00:53:18,473 - She knows. - No, she doesn't, chill. 779 00:53:18,506 --> 00:53:19,942 - I'm not chill. - I'm chill. 780 00:53:19,976 --> 00:53:21,110 Well, that doesn't help my being not chill. 781 00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:22,644 You're chill. 782 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:23,846 Oh, fuck. 783 00:54:18,533 --> 00:54:20,836 - Hello? Hey. - Hi. 784 00:54:20,870 --> 00:54:24,006 So, the boys are here. 785 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,910 - Oh, oh. - They wanted to chop wood, which Kevin forgot to do... 786 00:54:27,944 --> 00:54:29,845 - That's great. - ...a month ago. 787 00:54:30,913 --> 00:54:33,548 Yeah, well, they were at your place earlier, 788 00:54:33,581 --> 00:54:35,517 - and, you know... - I dropped them at Michael... 789 00:54:35,550 --> 00:54:37,086 Kontz's senior party. 790 00:54:37,119 --> 00:54:39,155 - Yes. - Whatever they're doing at your condo... 791 00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:41,556 Condo, what? Why do you have to say condo like that? 792 00:54:41,589 --> 00:54:43,693 - I don't appreciate... - You're living in the goddamn house. 793 00:54:45,094 --> 00:54:47,029 Well, whatever they're doing, whatever they've been doing... 794 00:54:47,063 --> 00:54:49,265 Why are you talking like that? 795 00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:51,566 - But I know they're not just... - Like it's goddamn Fast Times over here. 796 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:53,703 Because last time I checked, pot and manual labor... 797 00:54:53,736 --> 00:54:55,004 I don't know what else they could've been doing, 798 00:54:55,037 --> 00:54:56,538 maybe they're on those Red Bulls, 799 00:54:56,571 --> 00:54:57,807 - I don't know. - They're on something. 800 00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,774 Well, they weren't doing it here. 801 00:54:58,808 --> 00:55:00,642 Fine, I'll call Cindy. 802 00:55:00,675 --> 00:55:03,279 Charlie Warner, he's the best quarterback in New York. 803 00:55:03,312 --> 00:55:05,547 Well, we're not leaving until Briggs chops one. 804 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:07,683 - Fuck that! - Don't be a pussy. 805 00:55:07,717 --> 00:55:10,552 - But I am, why are you being a jerk? - Just chop one! 806 00:55:10,585 --> 00:55:12,888 - No, seriously, dude, you're being a dick. - I just want to see. 807 00:55:12,922 --> 00:55:13,990 - Fuck you! - Hey. 808 00:55:30,773 --> 00:55:32,842 Fuck, he's just bad, he's just bad. 809 00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:34,877 All right. 810 00:55:47,990 --> 00:55:49,657 Hello. 811 00:55:50,793 --> 00:55:52,627 I think they're on mushrooms. 812 00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:53,896 Mushrooms? 813 00:55:53,929 --> 00:55:55,297 - Yes. - Mushrooms? You think? 814 00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:56,732 - What? - They're on... 815 00:55:56,766 --> 00:55:57,665 - No, I know. - ...mushrooms? 816 00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:58,734 I don't know, dumb-asses 817 00:55:58,768 --> 00:56:00,136 left one behind in Kevin's room. 818 00:56:00,169 --> 00:56:02,670 How did they get? They're 16. 819 00:56:02,705 --> 00:56:04,606 What do you just have mushrooms lying around the condo? 820 00:56:04,639 --> 00:56:05,908 Would you shut up, please? 821 00:56:10,913 --> 00:56:14,582 I don't know, when I dropped them off, it... something was... 822 00:56:15,785 --> 00:56:18,653 So I came back, and poked around Kevin's room, and found it, 823 00:56:18,687 --> 00:56:20,356 I mean, I don't even know, I haven't seen these things 824 00:56:20,389 --> 00:56:21,724 - in 20 years. - Oh, please. 825 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,229 Uh, I'm upset too. 826 00:56:27,263 --> 00:56:28,164 It's... 827 00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:32,001 I'm upset. 828 00:56:32,034 --> 00:56:33,035 I'm going to strangle them. 829 00:56:34,737 --> 00:56:38,741 One hundred and ten percent, but before we strangle, let's just maybe take a breath. 830 00:56:38,774 --> 00:56:40,810 - Take a breath? - Yeah. 831 00:56:40,843 --> 00:56:41,877 They're safe. 832 00:56:42,978 --> 00:56:44,313 Are they really chopping? 833 00:56:46,315 --> 00:56:48,150 It's just... 834 00:56:49,118 --> 00:56:52,221 they are safe, let's let them ride this out, 835 00:56:52,254 --> 00:56:53,856 and we'll drop the gauntlet tomorrow. 836 00:56:53,889 --> 00:56:55,791 Oh, of course, you want to be the cool dad. 837 00:56:55,825 --> 00:56:57,760 No, they're just tripping, and I don't see 838 00:56:57,793 --> 00:56:59,095 - anything... - You want to be buddies with them. 839 00:57:04,066 --> 00:57:05,734 Do you remember the last time you ate mushrooms? 840 00:57:05,768 --> 00:57:07,403 - No! - I do. 841 00:57:07,436 --> 00:57:09,205 - And what does that have to do with... - My mom was 842 00:57:09,238 --> 00:57:10,940 watching Em for the first time, 843 00:57:10,973 --> 00:57:12,141 and we went up to the North East... 844 00:57:24,286 --> 00:57:28,023 Yeah, so, what do you propose, Lar? 845 00:57:28,057 --> 00:57:30,625 I don't know, now I feel like I'm tripping. 846 00:57:33,195 --> 00:57:34,330 Okay. 847 00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,868 Well, should I make them some food? 848 00:57:38,901 --> 00:57:40,903 - Do they get hungry? - I don't know, you know, maybe 849 00:57:40,936 --> 00:57:42,171 give them some fruit, 850 00:57:42,204 --> 00:57:44,206 and put on Europe '72, 851 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,142 - you have all my records, so. - Don't. 852 00:57:48,811 --> 00:57:50,446 - Axe! - Yeah, I was going to say. 853 00:57:50,479 --> 00:57:52,114 - Say what? - The axe thing. 854 00:57:52,148 --> 00:57:54,416 - Well, why didn't you? - I was scared. 855 00:57:54,450 --> 00:57:57,686 Shit, they're gone. 856 00:58:01,824 --> 00:58:02,958 I got to piss. 857 00:58:09,298 --> 00:58:10,199 So sick! 858 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,035 Man, Hartford '96? 859 00:58:14,236 --> 00:58:17,439 - Good ear. - God, that was my first show. 860 00:58:21,877 --> 00:58:24,346 The first time they ever encored with Monkey 861 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,881 - and the Merry Go Round. - You're kidding me. 862 00:58:25,915 --> 00:58:27,883 But it was Monkey on a Merry Go Round 863 00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,418 into Spaghetti Spaghetti. 864 00:58:29,451 --> 00:58:32,021 Shoot me in the dick. 865 00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:44,433 Eyes of the world, put those away, kid. 866 00:58:47,536 --> 00:58:48,470 I'm kidding. 867 00:58:56,011 --> 00:58:57,012 What are you going to do? 868 00:58:58,147 --> 00:58:59,048 I don't know. 869 00:59:01,984 --> 00:59:03,319 Get a Gatorade. 870 00:59:03,352 --> 00:59:04,253 Really? 871 00:59:05,888 --> 00:59:07,423 Yeah. 872 00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:09,458 Well, what flavor? 873 00:59:09,491 --> 00:59:12,995 I'd stay away from the Frosts, you know, the blends. 874 00:59:13,028 --> 00:59:14,730 Uh, how about just red? 875 00:59:22,204 --> 00:59:24,373 - What are you going to do? - Green bottles. 876 00:59:29,912 --> 00:59:31,080 It's going to be all right. 877 00:59:32,114 --> 00:59:33,048 Really? 878 00:59:36,085 --> 00:59:39,421 No, but, you know, it's too late to stop now. 879 01:00:01,410 --> 01:00:04,046 - What the hell are you knocking for? - What? 880 01:00:06,181 --> 01:00:07,483 The cops knock. 881 01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,285 - The cops called? - No, I'm just saying. 882 01:00:09,318 --> 01:00:11,387 - Well, I couldn't find them. - They'll be here. 883 01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:13,122 What makes you so sure? 884 01:00:13,155 --> 01:00:14,556 They could be driving to Timbuktu, 885 01:00:14,590 --> 01:00:16,458 or, you know, God forbid, playing with an axe. 886 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:18,394 Timbuktu? 887 01:00:18,427 --> 01:00:21,897 Listen, I think the axe portion of the evening is over, 888 01:00:21,930 --> 01:00:23,899 for whatever reason, I think hallucinogens 889 01:00:23,932 --> 01:00:25,801 may bring Briggs closer to normal. 890 01:00:26,568 --> 01:00:27,803 They'll come home. 891 01:00:29,471 --> 01:00:31,473 - Is this loud enough? - What? 892 01:00:36,645 --> 01:00:39,348 Do you want a beer? I don't think I have any wine. 893 01:00:39,381 --> 01:00:41,216 - Great. - What? 894 01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:43,052 Sure, I'll have whatever. 895 01:00:43,085 --> 01:00:44,953 Let's see. 896 01:00:44,987 --> 01:00:46,355 All this goddamn champagne. 897 01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:07,109 I have this champagne, actually. 898 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:09,945 For what? 899 01:01:09,978 --> 01:01:12,247 I don't know, it's just here. 900 01:01:12,281 --> 01:01:13,982 Were you expecting company? 901 01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:17,119 Do you want some champagne, Liz? 902 01:01:17,152 --> 01:01:20,322 Sure, might as well toast our kid to the psych ward. 903 01:01:20,356 --> 01:01:21,557 - What? - Sure! 904 01:01:22,692 --> 01:01:26,195 Probably the greatest song of all time. 905 01:01:27,930 --> 01:01:30,165 Such a weird night. 906 01:01:30,199 --> 01:01:33,202 What a weird life. 907 01:01:35,537 --> 01:01:37,339 Hey, Briggs, when's the last time 908 01:01:37,373 --> 01:01:38,974 you even hooked up with a girl? 909 01:01:41,477 --> 01:01:43,045 Guess that's a sore subject. 910 01:01:44,446 --> 01:01:46,348 - Briggs! - He's fine. 911 01:01:53,021 --> 01:01:53,922 Fuck me. 912 01:02:00,562 --> 01:02:02,064 Man. 913 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,099 Jesus fuck. 914 01:02:04,133 --> 01:02:06,602 What the... every fucking time. 915 01:02:09,338 --> 01:02:10,239 Whoa. 916 01:02:13,743 --> 01:02:15,511 I haven't had a glass of water in, like... 917 01:02:16,746 --> 01:02:17,913 two weeks. 918 01:02:22,317 --> 01:02:24,486 That was not chill. 919 01:02:26,723 --> 01:02:28,290 I'm chill. 920 01:02:38,367 --> 01:02:40,102 Lar, the bathroom is disgusting. 921 01:02:40,135 --> 01:02:41,470 Excuse me? 922 01:02:41,503 --> 01:02:43,405 - It is. - Oh, go jump. The bathroom's... 923 01:02:43,439 --> 01:02:44,741 If you're going to have our daughter living... 924 01:02:44,774 --> 01:02:46,108 - Did I leave the toilet seat up? - It is. 925 01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:47,176 Sorry. 926 01:02:47,209 --> 01:02:48,444 But I cleaned it yesterday, 927 01:02:48,477 --> 01:02:49,611 and I don't have to explain myself... 928 01:02:51,113 --> 01:02:54,283 Have her living here... you guys have your own thing to figure out, okay? 929 01:02:56,686 --> 01:03:00,088 I mean, maybe for just once, you could be on my team. 930 01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:04,159 You kind of broke up the team, Liz. 931 01:03:06,395 --> 01:03:07,362 Don't make it simple. 932 01:03:36,058 --> 01:03:37,092 What a great year. 933 01:03:47,336 --> 01:03:48,237 That's nice. 934 01:03:52,474 --> 01:03:54,109 This part's weird. 935 01:03:54,142 --> 01:03:56,512 This part of the mushroom? 936 01:03:57,579 --> 01:04:00,349 No, this part of being a parent. 937 01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:01,250 Yeah. 938 01:04:02,685 --> 01:04:04,620 It's not like you can just march him back 939 01:04:04,653 --> 01:04:07,155 to the hardware store, and make him return it, 940 01:04:07,189 --> 01:04:08,725 and apologize. 941 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,060 What he... what did he steal again? 942 01:04:12,094 --> 01:04:16,398 It was a magnet that was shaped like a cartoon corn. 943 01:04:16,431 --> 01:04:18,100 Right. 944 01:04:18,133 --> 01:04:20,302 That's why he's so afraid of cartoon corn. 945 01:04:23,238 --> 01:04:26,341 In the heart of the belly of the lion's den, and you just bounced. 946 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:28,377 And I would do it again. 947 01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:30,245 - You'd be terrible in war. - Yeah, 948 01:04:30,279 --> 01:04:31,547 I'd like to think I'd be the worst. 949 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:32,849 There should be a medal for that. 950 01:04:32,882 --> 01:04:34,349 Pussy heart. 951 01:04:35,718 --> 01:04:38,721 Sir, I mean, it's right there on his uniform, 952 01:04:38,755 --> 01:04:40,757 four pussy hearts, and his two... 953 01:04:42,624 --> 01:04:46,295 what do you, what do you call a soldier's time at war? 954 01:04:47,629 --> 01:04:48,765 - Tour. - Tour. 955 01:04:53,402 --> 01:04:55,404 - Sir. - Sir. 956 01:04:57,205 --> 01:04:58,173 Look at me. 957 01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:00,342 Guys. 958 01:05:05,447 --> 01:05:06,381 Give me some. 959 01:05:17,259 --> 01:05:20,462 So shy, it's a good deed, in a weird world. 960 01:05:26,335 --> 01:05:28,403 You forget to taste things sometimes... 961 01:05:30,439 --> 01:05:31,473 or something. 962 01:05:33,743 --> 01:05:35,544 What? 963 01:05:35,577 --> 01:05:37,379 You guys fucking making fun of me again? 964 01:05:41,784 --> 01:05:42,685 No. 965 01:05:52,929 --> 01:05:53,863 Kev? 966 01:06:00,569 --> 01:06:01,637 Did we screw up? 967 01:06:04,707 --> 01:06:05,775 I mean... 968 01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:10,445 on paper? I don't know. 969 01:06:11,681 --> 01:06:16,251 Having three 16-year-olds on hallucinogens in the basement 970 01:06:16,284 --> 01:06:18,955 of a divorced condo with unsanitary bathrooms. 971 01:06:18,988 --> 01:06:20,622 I never said unsanitary. 972 01:06:20,656 --> 01:06:23,425 Disgusting is much prettier. 973 01:06:30,632 --> 01:06:31,566 Did we? 974 01:06:34,269 --> 01:06:35,170 Elizabeth. 975 01:06:37,774 --> 01:06:42,210 I... I'm, you know, so... 976 01:06:43,578 --> 01:06:44,947 confused, and... 977 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:48,951 sad, 978 01:06:48,985 --> 01:06:54,623 about us, about... I, I don't know how anything works. 979 01:06:57,559 --> 01:06:58,460 Did we screw up? 980 01:07:00,529 --> 01:07:02,364 Yeah, probably. 981 01:07:04,633 --> 01:07:05,634 But... 982 01:07:08,004 --> 01:07:10,305 we made two of my top ten favorite people in the world. 983 01:07:20,983 --> 01:07:21,784 I love her. 984 01:07:22,952 --> 01:07:24,854 Dude, you're, like, in love with her. 985 01:07:24,887 --> 01:07:26,455 Yeah, that's what I just said, 986 01:07:26,488 --> 01:07:28,423 and I will scream it from the rooftops. 987 01:07:28,457 --> 01:07:29,391 Dude, that's your sister. 988 01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:32,294 The heart wants what the heart wants. 989 01:07:36,465 --> 01:07:37,365 I don't know. 990 01:07:42,304 --> 01:07:43,005 My mom's here though. 991 01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,608 - What? - Don't be sketch. 992 01:07:46,641 --> 01:07:49,912 I'm not, it's just I know it, 993 01:07:49,946 --> 01:07:51,781 because this is how it goes. 994 01:07:51,814 --> 01:07:53,615 What do, what do... are we going to be in trouble? 995 01:07:54,684 --> 01:07:56,886 What, wait, how is she here? 996 01:07:56,919 --> 01:07:58,386 This is Larry's house, why is she here? 997 01:07:58,420 --> 01:07:59,689 I don't know, Sebba. 998 01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:02,725 - What can you do though? - Fucking bounce. 999 01:08:04,026 --> 01:08:05,695 Are we, are we fucked? 1000 01:08:05,728 --> 01:08:07,295 No, we're not... 1001 01:08:08,396 --> 01:08:10,499 - we're not fucked. - But what are we going to do? 1002 01:08:12,501 --> 01:08:14,536 There's nothing much we can do... 1003 01:08:15,670 --> 01:08:16,906 time's almost up... 1004 01:08:19,909 --> 01:08:21,343 best we try to enjoy it. 1005 01:08:25,014 --> 01:08:28,383 ♪ So much here has happened to me ♪ 1006 01:08:29,719 --> 01:08:32,054 ♪ And I don't understand ♪ 1007 01:10:00,843 --> 01:10:05,081 ♪ I can't sing the blues anymore ♪ 1008 01:10:05,114 --> 01:10:07,917 ♪ But I can sing this song ♪ 1009 01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:12,654 ♪ And you can sing this song when I'm gone ♪ 1010 01:10:13,723 --> 01:10:14,623 Look at me. 1011 01:10:15,624 --> 01:10:17,827 Oh, my God! 1012 01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:21,764 Wait, what are you crying for? 1013 01:10:21,797 --> 01:10:25,533 Keep your shit together, that's like the biggest party foul ever. 1014 01:10:28,237 --> 01:10:29,604 Well, this can't be good. 1015 01:10:31,974 --> 01:10:33,809 The boys are in trouble. 1016 01:10:33,843 --> 01:10:35,211 This doesn't feel like trouble. 1017 01:10:35,244 --> 01:10:36,645 It will tomorrow. 1018 01:10:40,149 --> 01:10:41,183 Hi, Mom. 1019 01:10:48,623 --> 01:10:49,658 Hi. 1020 01:10:50,592 --> 01:10:52,460 Okay, okay. 1021 01:10:53,696 --> 01:10:59,501 ♪ Sometimes it's bombs between daughters and moms ♪ 1022 01:11:00,903 --> 01:11:04,140 What? It's Thick and Thin, it's happy. 1023 01:11:45,848 --> 01:11:48,516 Oh, fuck, I'm going to get a cold sore. 1024 01:11:48,550 --> 01:11:50,252 Briggs, get up here! 1025 01:11:52,755 --> 01:11:54,056 Now! 1026 01:11:54,090 --> 01:11:55,925 Fuck that. 1027 01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,559 - Fuck. - I don't know. 1028 01:11:57,592 --> 01:11:58,961 - Why me? - Go see. 1029 01:11:58,995 --> 01:12:00,963 - Come with me. - He said Briggs. 1030 01:12:00,997 --> 01:12:03,132 - He's your dad! - But he didn't say me. 1031 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,533 Fuck! 1032 01:12:06,302 --> 01:12:07,502 Lar? 1033 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,075 Andrew, hi. 1034 01:12:13,109 --> 01:12:16,245 Liz, hi. 1035 01:12:16,278 --> 01:12:19,614 You still like Schweppes, right, honey? 1036 01:12:20,716 --> 01:12:21,784 Yes. 1037 01:12:29,091 --> 01:12:30,993 Mm. 1038 01:12:31,027 --> 01:12:33,262 So what are you guys doing down there? 1039 01:12:33,295 --> 01:12:34,263 Um. 1040 01:12:36,899 --> 01:12:40,002 Sebba left, it's just Kev and I. 1041 01:12:40,036 --> 01:12:41,971 You guys want to come up and join us? 1042 01:12:46,142 --> 01:12:47,777 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1043 01:12:51,013 --> 01:12:52,748 - I'll get him. - Okay. 1044 01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:02,691 What the hell is that? 1045 01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:05,327 Schweppes. 1046 01:13:05,361 --> 01:13:07,063 Yeah, I can see that. 1047 01:13:07,096 --> 01:13:08,731 - And your mom's here. - What? 1048 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:10,099 And there's an Atticus Finch on the counter. 1049 01:13:10,132 --> 01:13:12,600 Oh, fuck me. Also, fuck you! 1050 01:13:12,634 --> 01:13:15,271 - What? - I know who Gregory Beck is, fucking Dobleman twins, 1051 01:13:15,304 --> 01:13:17,373 - don't compare me to Baby Ty Donie. - Not the time, 1052 01:13:17,406 --> 01:13:19,241 how could you be thinking about that right now? 1053 01:13:19,275 --> 01:13:20,943 - You are so bizarre. - Fuck! 1054 01:13:20,976 --> 01:13:22,378 - We're had. - They're going to send me to rehab 1055 01:13:22,411 --> 01:13:24,046 - in New Hampshire. - No, they're not, wait, 1056 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:24,980 why New Hampshire? 1057 01:13:26,949 --> 01:13:28,616 Em's up there, we got to go deal. 1058 01:13:30,386 --> 01:13:32,788 Oh, dude. 1059 01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:33,856 We got to deal! 1060 01:13:35,825 --> 01:13:37,960 Whatever you do, avoid the counter. 1061 01:13:37,993 --> 01:13:41,629 - Hey, I'm sorry about what... - Don't... 1062 01:13:42,965 --> 01:13:44,300 ever apologize for that. 1063 01:13:50,406 --> 01:13:53,042 Well, when it's not scary... 1064 01:13:54,910 --> 01:13:55,911 it's fun. 1065 01:14:06,722 --> 01:14:07,990 It's been a long night for you fellows, 1066 01:14:08,023 --> 01:14:09,892 you must be hungry, eggy weggs? 1067 01:14:11,427 --> 01:14:15,731 And, uh, how was the party, what did you find out there? 1068 01:14:15,764 --> 01:14:18,067 Eggy weggs, weggs, weggs, Briggs, weggs, yes? 1069 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:23,372 Eggy weggs, yes, can I have another Schweppes? Tastes amazing. 1070 01:14:23,405 --> 01:14:26,242 You guys want some home fries too? 1071 01:14:26,275 --> 01:14:27,642 Sure. 1072 01:14:28,377 --> 01:14:29,378 What did you learn? 1073 01:14:30,746 --> 01:14:31,780 What are you talking about? 1074 01:14:33,449 --> 01:14:35,251 On your vision quest. 1075 01:14:40,956 --> 01:14:42,091 Too late to stop now. 1076 01:14:44,493 --> 01:14:45,861 What was that, bucko? 1077 01:14:49,131 --> 01:14:50,665 It's too late to stop now. 1078 01:14:55,437 --> 01:14:58,073 Dan the man, dammit. 1079 01:14:58,107 --> 01:14:59,842 Lar, can I talk to you for a second? 1080 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:01,410 - Sure. - In the other room. 1081 01:15:01,443 --> 01:15:02,344 Oh. 1082 01:15:06,115 --> 01:15:09,351 - Let's not make this into a cool thing, okay? - I'm not. 1083 01:15:09,385 --> 01:15:10,286 Vision quest? 1084 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,389 Let's be parents here, okay? 1085 01:15:13,422 --> 01:15:15,057 We are being parents, I thought you said 1086 01:15:15,090 --> 01:15:16,225 we were going to mess with them. 1087 01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:17,359 Well, I changed my mind. 1088 01:15:18,394 --> 01:15:20,362 - As you do. - What? 1089 01:15:20,396 --> 01:15:22,831 You have a penchant for changing your mind. 1090 01:15:22,865 --> 01:15:24,400 - Oh, go chill. - You go chill. 1091 01:15:24,433 --> 01:15:26,001 - You go chill. - You go chill. 1092 01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:28,170 Leave no trace, knuckleheads. 1093 01:15:29,405 --> 01:15:31,106 Would you just grow up? 1094 01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:32,241 What does that even mean? 1095 01:15:32,274 --> 01:15:33,842 It means... 1096 01:15:33,876 --> 01:15:35,978 Just cut it out with the eggy wegg thing. 1097 01:15:36,011 --> 01:15:37,179 I had two kids when I was 30 years old, 1098 01:15:37,213 --> 01:15:38,714 and it's Clockwork Orange. 1099 01:15:41,817 --> 01:15:43,752 - Go jump. - You go jump. 1100 01:15:43,786 --> 01:15:45,421 Watch these idiots jump. 1101 01:15:45,454 --> 01:15:47,156 ♪ Hey, fools ♪ 1102 01:15:48,224 --> 01:15:50,426 ♪ Hey, what are you doing back in town? ♪ 1103 01:15:52,528 --> 01:15:55,364 ♪ Man, I don't even know what city I was in ♪ 1104 01:15:59,969 --> 01:16:02,271 - What the hell? - Oh, I spilled the plant. 1105 01:16:08,110 --> 01:16:10,145 ♪ Let's cook them on something ♪ 1106 01:16:10,179 --> 01:16:12,314 ♪ There ain't nothing I would do ♪ 1107 01:16:13,449 --> 01:16:15,117 ♪ The fine steaks on Sunday ♪ 1108 01:16:15,150 --> 01:16:16,785 Larry, you the next one? 1109 01:16:19,221 --> 01:16:20,155 Don't call me Larry. 1110 01:16:21,390 --> 01:16:24,226 - Patrick 2719. - Saucy. 1111 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,562 ♪ Stick it in the back to do themselves ♪ 1112 01:16:26,595 --> 01:16:28,797 ♪ A fever, a moonlight fancy ♪ 1113 01:16:28,831 --> 01:16:31,367 ♪ Do you got now the next joint ♪ 1114 01:16:34,069 --> 01:16:35,504 That was a hollow log. 1115 01:16:37,940 --> 01:16:40,075 I feel like the oldest baby in space. 1116 01:16:40,109 --> 01:16:41,877 ♪ Pick it up on the next turn ♪ 1117 01:16:41,910 --> 01:16:45,281 ♪ Out of the car no rhythm you ♪ 1118 01:16:45,314 --> 01:16:48,150 ♪ I won't let one of my boys ♪ 1119 01:16:48,183 --> 01:16:50,152 ♪ Sit back and let them do ♪ 1120 01:16:52,087 --> 01:16:55,124 ♪ Baby, the stacks outside ♪ 1121 01:16:55,157 --> 01:16:57,092 ♪ Because I like the cable guy ♪ 1122 01:16:57,126 --> 01:16:58,594 ♪ Memphis for gas ♪ 1123 01:16:58,627 --> 01:17:00,529 ♪ Ready to go from ♪ 1124 01:17:00,562 --> 01:17:03,399 ♪ Do you like it do you like it like that? ♪ 1125 01:17:03,432 --> 01:17:04,566 Light years. 1126 01:17:05,735 --> 01:17:08,804 ♪ Do you like wrapping the fence scale ♪ 1127 01:18:04,093 --> 01:18:07,196 ♪ Lay this down, it's been a pleasure being here ♪ 1128 01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:08,931 ♪ In your wonderful cities ♪ 1129 01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:16,565 You have no idea. 1130 01:19:23,238 --> 01:19:26,008 ♪ Sometimes I just feel it coming ♪ 1131 01:19:27,142 --> 01:19:29,344 ♪ Stacking, baking take him please ♪ 1132 01:19:31,313 --> 01:19:33,348 ♪ Pick you up in the morning ♪ 1133 01:19:34,483 --> 01:19:37,052 ♪ New road below my feet ♪ 1134 01:19:39,221 --> 01:19:40,989 ♪ Dead end belly ♪ 1135 01:19:42,759 --> 01:19:44,660 ♪ Digging a road ♪ 1136 01:19:46,595 --> 01:19:48,564 ♪ You need medicine ♪ 1137 01:19:49,732 --> 01:19:53,268 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 1138 01:19:55,404 --> 01:19:57,439 ♪ Pick you up in the morning ♪ 1139 01:19:58,607 --> 01:20:00,743 ♪ Stand before me like a tree ♪ 1140 01:20:03,312 --> 01:20:04,980 ♪ Double the ending ♪ 1141 01:20:06,281 --> 01:20:08,650 ♪ Whatever I can be ♪ 1142 01:20:10,619 --> 01:20:12,421 ♪ Hollow body ♪ 1143 01:20:14,223 --> 01:20:16,325 ♪ Microphone stand ♪ 1144 01:20:17,827 --> 01:20:20,095 ♪ Chevy and sweatshirt ♪ 1145 01:20:21,363 --> 01:20:24,466 ♪ Joining the band ♪ 1146 01:20:31,573 --> 01:20:36,813 ♪ Out beyond where the churches are built ♪ 1147 01:20:36,846 --> 01:20:41,583 ♪ There lives a girl racked with sorrow and guilt ♪ 1148 01:20:42,618 --> 01:20:48,624 ♪ And she is pining for me ♪ 1149 01:20:53,796 --> 01:20:58,467 ♪ But she is crazy ♪