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Oh, gracias.
Attack! - Wonderful.
Paavo, damn it...
It was for the sun protection.
Really creative.
It was a nice trip.
There was a swimming pool!
You can't swim yet, can you? - I can!
The trip was a great idea from you.
The kids are having fun.
And easier for us single parents to travel like this. Together.
Was it the four of you? - Yep. Me, Paavo, Enni and Terttu.
What does her husband have to say about that?
What could he say? They haven't been together for years.
Besides, he lives in Copenhagen.
He makes jewelry. Hasn't seen his daughter for six months.
There's nothing going on?
Like what? - Between you two?
Between me and Enni?
I have my friends. Like you. Let's drink to that.
No way.
Dad, shame on you!
Err... there we are...
Good night, Pasanen.
My friend.
Hell, it's like between siblings...
So, you're just friends?
Just friends.
Sorry. - Sorry.
OK. Let's go.
MAN AND A JUNIOR
Are you coming for lunch this weekend? -I'm busy elsewhere.
Like where? - He's meeting Anita.
Who? - She's quite tall.
You think everyone's tall cause you're so short. -I'm not!
Anita who? - It's just an Anita.
I'm this tall!
I see. Look at you!
Let's empty this. It's in the way the whole time.
We'll play with it when Terttu comes. When is she coming? -Don't know.
Let's call them. -We can't do that. They must be sleeping.
Tomorrow then.
We'll see about that tomorrow.
But who will comfort Toddle?
Tell him hush now, it's okay.
Life's bound to see much brighter when tomorrow comes your way.
Let your hair hang down...
Have some hot chocolate.
I heard that! Take some kitchen roll and clean it up!
Shit... Paavo, damn you!
Here. Any other holes?
Did you pack your bring-your-own-toy-thing?
My student picture? You can't take that!
They said you can bring something old.
OK, all the same. Good. We are going. I said we are going!
Good.
Good morning. - Paavo, say good morning.
Good morning.
Sorry, we're a bit late. - Did you get the note?
The note?
Is it OK if I give you a verbal agreement?
The parents were asked to donate 5 euros. For Xylitol tablets. -I see.
Let's see. You won't accept credit cards?
I'll lend you the money. Pay me back tomorrow. -Sorry. Thanks!
Paavo! You left your bag!
OK, I know. Sorry, sorry.
Are you still here? I thought you had to be there at ten.
I was here on time. He was late.
Sorry. A little hectic morning.
No problem. Take it easy.
Just get the interview and the pictures, as agreed. -Agreed.
I'll deliver the pictures. - Good.
Off we go. Come on now!
As a female artist I'd like to read books -
where a man describes the everyday life.
I'm not saying that all the heroes need to vacuum -
but women still do 80 % of the household work -
and the men just sit there -
and brag how they emptied the washing machine two weeks ago.
Thanks again. Very interesting. - Don't mention it. Thanks to you.
Must go and check if my mop still works.
Merry Christmas. - Likewise. Bye.
How about a beer? -No can do, must pick Paavo up from the day care.
No, I mean tonight. - I can't leave him alone.
Call Pia. She must be back by now from, wherever?
Her mother couldn't stand her. She put Pia on the plane.
Yes, I'm not calling Pia. - Well, ask Enni then.
We haven't been seeing each other lately. -Why not?
We both have lives of our own. It just doesn't work like that.
What? - The beer!
I want toast!
I'm sure you do. But you can't always get what you want.
A lot of people want this and that.
Daddy would like to have something real bad, but daddy doesn't get any.
Even if you think you've earned it.
Even if you've been really nice.
But you just don't get any...
Fuck off.
Why don't you ask Santa?
Well, it's not something you ask from Santa. -Like what?
Like adult stuff. - Like a chainsaw?
No, rather like something nice and soft.
Say that Santa is a wonderful person.
"Give me an adult nice soft thing."
I'm not saying that.
If you're not asking for it, you're not getting it.
All right then.
Dear Santa, you're a wonderful person.
Please bring me an adult nice soft thing...
Santa...
Oops.
Fuck. - You can't say fuck.
What can I say then? - Hot damn it.
Hot damn it? Bloody good. Hot damn it! Let's go.
My coffee!
Hi, Paavo! Your hat is all funny.
Antti! You never took the early years note.
Right. True. Thanks.
Can we agree on the date? - Let's.
What we could use there is a montage...
Backpack? -...they're handing out food near Saint Petersburg.
And this one... - This?
When are they coming? - Don't know.
But it's your bedtime now. So, hit the sack.
What sack? -Well, hit the sack. Like a lumberjack.
Daddy, you said sack.
They both have seen the end of fear and fright -
and long dark night, now each has found a friend.
Hi. Paavo is missing Terttu.
Hi!
Hello. - Hi. Step in, brother Christmas.
Are you nervous? - Yep.
Me too.
What did she die of? - She became ill.
Her tit became ill. And then she died.
Tit? Sounds pretty bad. - Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Hey! Did you know that Christmas ale is brewed by the elves?
Paavo! Come, come.
Merry Christmas, little elf. - Merry Christmas.
Thanks. Hi! - Merry Christmas.
Anita. Merry Christmas.
Anita. Welcome. - Thanks.
Hi, goblin. Hi.
Any ham? - Sure, sure.
Of course. - I love Christmas ham. And cake.
Let's start with the ham.
Is this the time when we say "Merry Christmas"?
Absolutely. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, all of you.
Ho, ho, ho!
To Janne. - Oh, thanks.
Paavo. - Is this mine?
I want to open it. - I like soft presents.
Thanks, Santa.
Santa likes this.
Portuguese wine? Is this strong?
This must be a book. Mr Clutterbuck!
Look!
Yeah. "Searching for Christmas".
Can you swing by before new year? The bed broke down and I need help.
Paavo, Paavo, Paavo! - Don't run across the street.
This is Antti, Paavo's dad. Have I told you about him?
Right. Hi, I'm Ossi. I have heard about you. -Hi.
Do you think you could fix it?
What do you mean? - To make it a proper bed.
It's just an old piece of Ikea shit. Is there any sense trying to fix it?
I'm useless in this department. But Enni said you're pretty handy.
Yeah, let's take a look.
Awesome.
Come. I'll show you my dinosaurs. - Coming!
Antti. How are you?
No complaints. The same. Work and stuff.
Awesome stuff.
I've been so busy.
I went back to school. And there's work and there's Terttu and... -Ossi.
Yep. And Ossi.
Can you give me some space?
Enni, back off.
Right. It's starting to look like a bed.
Listen... - Hey, we should be going.
Our reservation is in an hour. Wow, wow, wow! Antti!
Looks good! Awesome!
Terttu, start putting your clothes on. We must be going.
Paavo! We also have a reservation. At the burger joint in the mall.
I don't want to go. - You do.
Antti.
What are you doing next Tuesday? We could come over.
Our Tuesdays are really booked. We go swimming. -No, we don't.
Yes, we do. Put your coat on. - We could...
Bye now. Paavo, let's go.
Bye, Paavo. - Bye.
Thank you, Antti.
Can we come tomorrow... - No way! We absolutely can't!
Why not? - Don't ask.
Off we go. - Morning.
Morning. - Listen...
Yeah. I know. I'L bring the note tomorrow.
No, it's Saturday. On Monday. - Don't worry about that. But...
Can you come here for a moment?
Right. About Paavo.
He's a wonderfully brave and funny kid.
And what an imagination! - Yes.
But about losing.
That's an ordeal every time.
He throws a tantrum. The toys are flying.
And yesterday he bit Suvi-Maria.
Who? - Suvi-Maria.
A child needs to learn how to lose. To handle disappointments.
Especially if you're the only child. It's often a challenge -
because there's no competition at home.
You could read this. A little research on the subject.
Thanks.
"How to teach a child to tolerate disappointments and to lose."
Those are the only things he's ever learned! His mother is what she is.
Is this good? - Mm.
Another one? - Yep.
It's no big deal.
Make him sometimes lose in Monopoly or something like that.
Reponen was always so serious when playing with Ida.
And look how she turned out. - Stop.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
Paavo, let's go.
Bye.
I want mommy.
It breaks my heart every time he wants to meet his mother.
I don't know what to tell him.
Maybe when mommy wants to play good mommy.
Maybe she can handle you for one night when she has taken her meds.
In theory, things are easier for me.
I'm really alone with her.
Here's to single parents. - Right on. Yeah!
Mommy! - Hi, hi, hi.
Hi. - Oh my my.
Bloody hell.
Ouch. Try to be careful.
Why haven't you taken the garbage out?
Is that a good thing to watch? - There's nothing else on.
Paavo, shoes. -No need to take them off. It's all right.
Mommy, look what we bought from abroad. -Wow.
Quite a load of dishes.
Yep, the machine must be broken. There's some water on the bottom.
Mommy, look! - I must be ill.
The frog's taking care of you. - I see. That's nice.
Now it goes to a secret tunnel. And now it comes back.
Maybe I'll have a look at the dishwasher.
Thanks a lot.
Mommy, look.
Look.
Okay, Paavo. Put your clothes on. We're going.
No, I want to stay the night. Mommy, tell him.
That's not possible. Did you have a hat?
Some other time. Mommy's a bit unwell now. -But I can take care of her.
Put your shoes on. We're going. - Some other time.
No! - Here's your boots. Let's go.
Come on. - Paavo, I mean it. Paavo!
No! I want to stay the night.
Bye. - Come on now.
No. - Come on.
Hey, Paavo. Let go! - I want to stay the night.
Now, Paavo! Paavo!
I want to stay the night! I want to stay with mommy!
Don't shout.
Stop it.
I want mommy! I want mommy!
Don't shout. Paavo, stay put. God damn it.
Hey! Bloody hell! Do you want to die?
I mean, if one doesn't put the seatbelt on, one can die.
OK? Sit there now.
Isn't this cool? - Yep. Is Terttu coming, too?
She's not coming now. - But she came last year.
That was last year. And now is this year and soon the next one.
Pasanen, new year and new, what do you call them, the, the...?
Shouldn't you be in a bar? Like all the other adults?
You're not in a bar. - I have this.
Do you have more beer? - Back home.
Good.
How about a beer, Pasanen my friend?
Monsieur. Sauce de tomato.
Pasanen.
I do. What...?
No ears, no ears, nor do they have a tail...
Hi, I'm Antti Pasanen. I'm here for Terttu.
The mother's phone is closed. And we can't reach the grandmother.
Your name is the third on the list.
If you hadn't answered, I would've called the child care services.
Yeah, maybe the metro has broken down or her phone is dead or something...
We should always be notified. - Is that your rat?
It happens to be a mouse. Her name is Helga.
Where's mommy? -She's late. You're coming to our place for a while.
Can I have some candy? - Vitamins are for dessert, as always.
A Hello Kitty face, please. - What?
I want one too! -Mommy always does a face with ketchup.
Well, let's do a "dead tomato”.
There we go. - What did it die of? An ill tit?
No, it was run over by a car.
That's why you have to be real careful in traffic.
I hope you enjoy this gourmet dinner.
Where are you? They called from the day care. Terttu is here. Call me!!!
Hey, please.
That's for boys. - But it's quite nice.
I don't like cars. - What do you like then?
Houses. -I don't think we have one with houses.
How about zebras? - No.
Castles? - No.
Elephants? - How about this?
It's too big. - See daddy, it's too big.
Maybe you should try it. - I have to take a poop.
Let me know when to come and wipe. - I know how to do that.
When is mom coming? -In the morning. I'll read you a bedtime story.
Me and mommy, we're reading Madicken. - I was thinking about this one.
Mons-ters. - Yep.
Do you know how to read? - Yep, I do.
Start.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear Enni
Happy birthday. - Thank you.
Enni, can you open that now?
You can't handle unopened packets? - I don't know what's in there.
Daddy bought it at the airport while you were in the coffee shop.
And I had to take a poop. And we went to the loo -
but I didn't see what he had bought.
The name was on a piece of paper and Reponen's wife had written it.
Daddy asked her what he could buy for you since he was baffled.
Reponen's wife, she's a woman.
Thank you, Paavo. That was a very comprehensive report.
Oh, beauty flash balm. This is wonderful. Thank you.
Say thanks to Reponen's wife. - Glad if you like it. One of these?
Thanks.
Ok, thanks. Can you patch me through to the emergency hospital?
Right. Here. - I had those yesterday.
That's all we have now. - And I want braids.
I don't think I know how to make braids. -Really?
Really. Put your clothes on.
I want my squirrel blouse and my rock skirt.
Please. That's all we have. Or how about something Paavo's? -No.
I want yesterdays clothes too! - I don't care. Do whatever you want.
Bloody baboons.
No, no. I meant dress up in whatever you want.
Have you called the police? -I called every hospital. Didn't find her.
Why don't you call the police? - Child welfare office would find out.
Dear Lord, we're calling Reponen now.
She's not that kind of person who goes missing like this.
Police knows these things.
Hi. Are you busy?
Pasanen is here. Enni has gone missing. Disappeared somewhere.
Well, he has called all the hospitals but...
What's her surname? - Saarinen.
Saarinen. Yep. Right. Okay.
Take her. - Really?
Could she be self-destructive somehow? -Not that I know of.
No. How about substance... no. No. No?
Stop it! - What?
Okay, tonight!
At least she's not dead or in jail. - Shh.
What if mommy's home, waiting for me?
You haven't been there? - Put your boots on. We're going.
Mommy, come and take this.
Hello! Anyone there?
Drop it.
Is your dad still abroad? - Yep. In Copenhagen. He lives there.
That's in Denmark. If you didn't know.
Actually, I did know. Would you...
Terttu! Honey! Dear! I've been so worried! -Granny!
Hi, I'm Antti Pasanen.
Pasanen!
I didn't know your last name. Enni has only been talking about Antti.
Antti Pasanen! Thank God! Oh, I knew Terttu was safe.
Where's Enni?
I couldn't tell Terttu.
I only said mommy's being examined.
That it's nothing serious. - She was run over by a tram?
It's was a question of millimeters she didn't die.
I came from abroad this morning. I went straight to the hospital -
and then, straight here.
I called all the hospitals.
What name did you use? - Enni Saarinen.
Korhonen. She took her maiden name back a month ago.
Terttu needs wet weather gear for the day care.
More spare clothes. The breakfast is from 8 to 9.
I live 40 miles up north. I'm working three shifts at a hotel reception.
How on earth could I take her to the day care in the mornings?
And pick her up before 57 From there?
Isn't there anyone else? - No, not here in Helsinki.
Enni trusts you. She has talked a lot about you.
And Terttu likes being with you. I can see that.
Antti Pasanen. I'm asking you. Enni needs us now.
Hey?
Do you always eat the same food? - No.
We do. - Well, I guess we do.
Rainbow, Mint, Dilly, Nilly, Silly -
Pointy, Walrus, Pinky, and Helga.
Is this OK?
Yep, this is a girlie blanket. I have one at home that has giraffes.
That must be nice.
Good night, Antti. - Good night, Terttu.
Good night. - Likewise.
No, you have to say "sleep tight".
Sleep tight.
Paavo?
I want my mother...
What is it? - I want my mommy.
No rush, no rush, here we go. On the double.
Thanks.
Morning. Where's your mother?
You again? - Yep.
Are you the new partner of her mother?
None of my business, but it's good for us educators -
to know about the domestic changes of the child.
So, it is a bit my business.
I'm not the new partner. Nor the old partner. Not any partner.
The situation is this...
You have to think; what's a man?
Listen to your heart. What's a man? What's toxic? Pick it up from there.
The toxic masculinity and the man
Paavo! We have 15 minutes to pick Terttu up!
Where's mommy?
Hi. Yep, thanks. I can take the bag.
Where is she? - OK, let's go to the car.
You haven't told her about the mother?
I should tell you something. - What?
About your mother. - Is she coming today?
She can't come yet. Not quite yet.
She had a small accident. She's in a hospital.
The doctors are looking after her. And they are really good doctors.
I'm talking about superdoctors.
Do they have capes? - Who?
If they are superdoctors.
Don't know. They might.
Or they are in a disguise, dressed as normal doctors.
Not to blow their cover.
Terttu, would you like to go and see her?
OK, let's go then.
Hi, my name is Markku. What's your name?
She's Terttu.
Well hi, Terttu. How old are you?
She's six. I'm six, too.
Well hi, Terttu six years.
Your mother is surrounded by those machines that make noises.
But they help her to get better.
Your mommy has had some pains. So we've given her some medicine.
So she could sleep.
And the sleep is making her better all the time.
Do you believe me? Good.
We'll be OK, won't we?
You heard what the nurse said. Nothing to worry about.
A basic braid. Split the hair to 3 sections.
Put the side section over the middle one. Then the other side.
And keep doing that to the end until the braid is of desired length.
Use a hair tie.
You can decorate it with roses or bows.
Ouch! - Sorry.
But I want a Dutch. - What?
A Dutch braid. - I want one too!
Paavo, put your clothes on. I don't want to be late every day.
What if we'd make a fashionable -
natural topknot system today?
And I'd practice the... what was it again? -Dutch.
When I have more time. Okay? - But...
Yep, this is really good. Let's go.
But don't look in the mirror. You know it's perfect.
These go below. Just like the French braid, but the other way around.
That makes it Dutch.
Here. Lift from below. How have you been, in general?
Not too good.
Don't know what to do. There's no way I can help Enni.
She has a problem in her brain. Or they would've woken her up.
Are you going to go there? - Hell, no. It was a bad mistake.
She looked... pretty bad.
No, I mean you'd go alone. - When? I have my hands full.
I don't understand Terttu at all. She's totally different from Paavo.
She's a child. She needs you to be there. To be held and comforted.
She must have faith in her mother getting better.
Hi! - Reponen.
Pasanen, hi. What's up?
I think this one has pooped himself.
Can you look after him for a while? Me and Anna, we go to the sauna.
There's a blown fuse... - Yep, I can show you which one.
Do I have to...
Today we'll learn the Dutch braid.
We divide the hair into 3 sections.
Cross the middle one over the right one.
Then the left one over the middle one.
Then the same again -
but add some hair from above...
The bag. OK. Show them.
They're braids. - Wow.
Bye.
What's going on? Stop it!
She has been operated twice.
To fix the fractures in her face.
She's still a bit swollen. But you can talk to her.
I thought she was sleeping. - Yes, but she hears things.
Her sleep is different. Not so deep. - Okay.
Alright...
Greetings from back home.
From Terttu and Paavo and me, all three of us.
I don't always understand her clothes.
And the business with the braids, which has been a bit challenging.
And the meals.
And going to sleep.
Mornings are real disasters... - Hey.
Can we step outside for a minute?
Did you notice what just happened?
Her blood pressure went up. The machine tells us when that happens.
And we can't have that at all.
That increases the pressure in her brains.
Because you only talked about negative things.
The patient reacts to that. She gets stressed.
Now, this is what happens:
You go back to the room. Talk about nice things.
Nothing that would cause stress. Nothing to do with things -
she can't deal with at the moment.
Okay. - Okay? Okay.
Well?
What if I'd read to her? - Sure.
FUCK ME
10 treatments for painful hemorrhoids
The Spitsbergen are located on the Arctic Ocean -
on the 80th latitude, between Northern Norway and the North Pole.
Is this OK?
Well, I don't hear any beeps.
The northernmost of the barren islands is the Danes Island.
It's an island with no vegetation.
It is the summer of 1897.
The temperature is -3 although it's July...
What shall we put to the pizza?
Tomato, cheese and tuna. - Ketchup.
And pineapple. - And oregano.
Hi. I could have Paavo over for the weekend. I feel better again.
And tuna!
Don't you have any wishes?
I do. Beer and wham bam, thank you, ma'am.
Did you say ham? Okay.
Okay.
How's Enni?
Not so good. She's just lying there.
You could bring the kids here sometimes.
Next weekend.
To get some time of your own. To sleep. And such.
Thanks but Liisa is having Terttu for the weekend.
And I think Paavo could go to his mom's.
Are you sure?
Paavo misses her.
Okay.
Hell, shall I add the ketchup?
Hell no. - Hell, I won't then.
We'll put the bottle on the table.
Paavo! Damn it!
It's Saturday.
But it's not even morning yet. - It is.
What's that smell? Have you put my after shave to your hair?
And in my armpits. When is mommy coming?
Little frogs, little frogs...
Do you have another one of those?
This is Terttu. We're taking care of her.
OK, I'L bring him back tomorrow afternoon.
Give him some decent food, too. Today and tomorrow.
Not only candy and goodies.
Right. I know how to feed my child. I'm not an idiot.
We're going swimming. - We are?
Right. I packed your swim gear. Spare clothes. Toothbrush.
There are also two books if you want to read tonight.
And kid's painkillers... -I think we can handle this. Okay, let's go.
Bye daddy! - Bye. Wait!
Outdoor pants! Let's speak on the phone tonight, if there's something.
Stay close to him in the pool.
He says he can swim but he absolutely can't. Swim. Okay?
Pasanen, I have a dance lesson.
What? But your granny's picking you up...
She's coming at two. The lesson is at twelve.
Do you need some stuff? Or are you going as you are?
Arabesque. Pass. Arabesque. Pass. The hand goes up high.
That's the way. Keep the ankle.
Good! Front and pass. Keep the eyeline. Remember the form.
Ankle straight, every time. Ankle, ankle, ankle.
Beautiful ballet run! Stand up straight! Chin up! Keep the form.
Hi!
Hi! Hi honey, nice to see you. - Hi. Here you go.
Have a nice weekend. - Right, bye now.
Have fun. - What would you like to do?
See a movie?
Okay! This is it.
Absolutely. Okay. Good.
Yeah! Yeah! Bye.
They've taken off the face. - Who's face?
See, when you operate the facial bones.
I took pictures of a dame who's face was kicked in by a horse.
So they cut her face off. Ear from ear, right down to the skull.
They rolled the skin to the chin and fixed the fractures.
If you do it like that, it leaves no scars.
I don't believe you. That's bullshit. - No, it's not.
Nope. Was she wearing a turban? - Yep, she was.
That's right. That's what they do when they cut the face off.
See, they staple the face back on. Dp, dp, dp.
But it turned out quite okay. A real pretty girl.
You should've seen her face rolled down. Like a sausage skin.
Bloody hell. Why are you telling me this?
But it's all good news.
Okay. Have a nice evening, gents.
Where are you going?
To the sauna.
The polar cap. A lot of fucking landscape.
Wherever you look, just emptiness.
You start walking that way, there's no ending.
No wonder people start pulling sleds -
wearing woollen socks and seal skin boots.
Now you want to go to the polar cap?
Somewhere where it's quiet. Where's no people.
Sounds pretty lonely.
On the other hand, it'd be nice to meet an Inuit broad.
An unmarried, nice one who'd like me.
You need a sled. A dog sled.
The difference between Amundsen and Scott...
Had to go. Paavo is waiting for you outside your house.
Shit! This is fucking unreal!
Paavo!
Paavo.
All is good.
All is well. It's alright.
Paavo, don't. Don't kick. Daddy's tired.
You can't leave a small kid alone in the middle of the fucking night!
I had a thing. -Do you know how much he waited for this?
What fucking thing? There are no things!
Is Paavo there next to you? Don't talk to me like that.
Paavo! The couch cost several thousands!
Come here. Come on.
Hey.
Come here.
It's alright.
All is good.
Hi!
You can't use cell phones here.
Right. Of course not.
I just found out now and came straight over.
I was abroad, on business.
A big real estate deal. A few millions worth. Heavy duty.
Good for you.
Have you thought about moving?
If you ever need to buy or sell...
Is that a Boss suit?
What? This one? Yep.
Did you know that Hugo Boss made the Nazi uniforms during the WwWII?
I thought that might be good to know.
Right.
Do you think she has pains? - What do you think?
Her head is full of staples.
They've stapled her face back to her skull. Dp, dp, dp, dp, dp.
And you can never tell how the brains heal.
She might have to learn everything from the scratch. To talk, walk, eat.
Some learn, some don't.
There'll be sleeping problems. Memory lapses. Slowness.
Motor disorders. Concentration problems. The whole nine yards.
Even her character can change.
It's possible that when she wakes up, she'll be an aggressive beast. Crazy.
By the way, can you change diapers?
Cause you don't have kids, do you?
What?
That's most likely ahead when she gets home.
I see. I have a showing at half past. I really have to go.
Don't! - Okay.
See you. - Have a good one.
Thanks!
Bye. - Bye.
Prick.
Hey, hey! No, no, for real.
Not now, we're not buying these. Take them back. -But you have beer.
What's that? - Don't know.
It's a snowman. Don't you know what a snowman is?
It doesn't look at all like a snowman.
No, it fucking doesn't.
The party continues indoors.
We have some news.
Ten O'Clock News, good evening.
Janne, do you watch the evening news? - It airs at ten.
I go to sleep at 22.50 and wake up at 7.30.
Me and Terttu, we wake up at five. - No, you don't.
Paavo, we wake up at seven. You can't tell the time yet. -I can!
Shh.
What's that on your face? - Cat's whiskers. Permanent Marker.
OK. But about our news... - You told us already.
Is there any food, I'm starving? - Grab a sausage.
Does anyone here want to hear our news?
We're getting married in June.
You? - We indeed.
We thought that a small ceremony is enough.
But you are... - Too old?
We're old, that's true. - Right.
It just was a bit of a surprise.
Congratulations, really.
Can I be a flower girl? - You can be a flower girl.
Yes! - And Paavo can be an usher.
Will you? - Yeah!
My dad's getting married and I haven't been laid for two years.
With that Anita? But if he's getting some, it's not your loss.
That's so unfair.
You're not eating this? Thanks.
Hey man, pull yourself together. You can't just give up. -What?
A man has to go to a place where's other people.
What a great idea. Thanks for the tip.
When did you score the last time? - 8 days ago.
I don't believe you. - I don't care.
Really? - Yep.
They're wet. Terttu doesn't have any spares.
And she need a pair of rubber boots. And change of clothes.
Sorry. I'll bring some tomorrow. - Our spare clothes are running out.
Everyone should have their own. - I understand. Tomorrow, I promise.
Another thing.
On the playday, Kurmo's dolphin got lost.
Who's? -Kurmo's. And later we found it in Terttu's locker.
Anyone could've put it there.
In theory, yes.
But these are the classic symptoms.
How exactly is her mother now?
Listen, mr. Hattifattener.
From now on, her mother's affairs are discussed between adults only.
Is that clear or do I need to clarify the message with a snow wash?
Clear.
Good night. Antti Pasanen, sit there while I sleep.
Terttu!
We cross the whole Arctic Ocean. 2300 nautical miles.
It's never dark. There is no night. There is no day.
The sky is exactly the same color than the ice.
Help! Nurse! The hose got loose!
What? What's the problem? - The medicine comes there.
Step aside!
There we are. All is well.
Sorry. - These things happen.
Well, not to everyone.
Her head hurts. But that's not your fault.
I gave her some analgesic. It should be working real soon. -Good.
You can talk to her. - Thanks.
Hi, this is Antti Pasanen.
I've been reading to you. A story of an arctic expedition.
I hope it's not too boring.
It's Saturday.
Peippo took the kids to see a movie. Believe or not.
So I could come here.
Oh, yes.
I brought flowers. Freesias. They have a nice, warm smell.
Try!
Hey, what are you doing? Put the flowers away!
That is her sneeze. Her jaw is broken in three parts. That hurts!
It hurts now but the painkiller is kicking in real soon.
It's kicking in...
There. There.
Hi.
They gave you something strong because you fell asleep.
Yep.
T? For Terttu?
She's fine. All is well.
She's been with us. And we've had a lot of fun.
No problems at all.
Don't hit! Don't hit!
Ouch! - Shh.
No!
No... Fuck!
They had a masquerade at the day care.
I made her a real cool cat suit. Though I say so myself.
Come on, it's a great cat. A really cool wildcat.
They have done a lot of shows for me.
And between us, maybe not world class drama.
I don't think our kids are very talented.
Or least not artistic.
All is good. Spring is here soon. You'll get well. And go home.
Pasanen.
The visiting hours are over. Enni must get some rest.
Of course.
Bye.
Get better.
We have to go in half an hour. Put your beanie on.
But I'm itchy.
What the hell is wrong with you?
99 per cent I'd say pediculus humanus capitis.
What? -That's head louse in Latin. I don't think we're going anywhere.
At home? Nothing special.
We went to the library. Borrowed Madicken.
Terttu said you never finished it.
Peippo came by.
How about that?
Out.
I'm stuck in the middle. Wait, wait. Damn it.
We put the kids to bed early. Enjoyed quality time.
And how about Terttu? - Terttu?
She's going to Liisa's for the weekend. -I see.
Are you saying she could come here?
No. Not yet.
Okay.
Thanks.
OK, Pasanen. This is it.
Hold your horses. Isn't that a bit extreme for the three of us?
Shut up now and down the hatch.
Can't think of anyone who'd deserve this more.
Hey, hey, how about that diver dude? Who saved the kids in Thailand?
Peippo, has your head ever been examined?
Come on now, he's done pretty well in the Mensa test. -1Q of 162.
Hard to believe. Down the hatch!
Okay then.
That's the spirit.
Where are you going?
What? Home. - Already?
Anna is home alone. The kids are at their granny's.
Well, what's the rush then? - Didn't you hear what I said?
Anna is home alone. Can't think of anything better offhand.
See you. - Bye.
Bye.
A new division.
This is fucking unreal.
That dude in the white shirt.
That's Enni's wimpy loser. Fucking Ossi.
A handsome man. - A fucking dick of a man.
Now, is his name Ossi? Or Dick?
Nothing came.
Get out of here.
Have some painkillers, these are the strong ones.
You passed out.
Didn't we...? - No, we didn't screw, thanks a lot.
I'm forty-five. I have a shitty job.
I'm not interested in my husband, he's not interested in me.
I had a tiny window for something real and physical.
You fucked it up. - Sorry.
Don't say sorry. That's so fucking annoying. -Sorry.
Right. My husband's plane lands in 15 minutes.
He's tall, six-four. He weighs 220 pounds and that's not fat.
He thinks he owns me and he has a blue belt in taekwondo.
If I were you, I'd start moving pretty fast.
Hey, the only place you're throwing up is that bucket! No!
No, for fuck's sake.
Now something came up. - Nice.
Put it there and get the fuck out of here.
Sorry, ma'am, but the other shoe?
Get out without your fucking shoe!
Get out with one shoe! Get the fuck out now! -Sorry.
Go, go, go!
I'll come with you since you're scared.
Who are you guys? - We are Hevisauri!
Antti, open the door. What's going on? Have you been drinking?
I tried to call you. Open the door!
Antti!
What do you mean? I did not.
You attacked him.
Pasanen!
Pasanen, hey!
You left these behind. - Thanks, my friend.
You'll be OK. - My friend.
Excuse me...
Namaste.
Fuck off!
Hey!
I was standing up for you!
I don't really... - If you must know about my affairs -
Ossi and I split up last winter.
Therefore he's free to do whatever he wants.
I didn't know...
FYI; I'm not wearing diapers. I'm not wetting myself either.
So no need to mention those kinds of things to anyone.
I was only...
As a friend. I was pissed off... as a friend...
Why do you have to behave like a jealous boyfriend?
You know that!
We're not buying any toys today. No DVDs. Glue. Tape.
Hair pins. Nail polish. Fishing gear.
And no goodies either. - We're buying pizza.
No. We're buying fish, vegetables, rye bread and fruit.
Yuck. - Eating is not compulsory.
I need a new beanie. - You can borrow Paavo's.
No, she can't. It's mine. - And it's ugly.
No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
Daddy, when is she moving out?
I want to go to mommy's. - So do I. To my mommy's.
Okay then! One goodie each!
And a few chips for tonight.
Are we buying ham or salami? - They're not healthy.
I want ham. - OK, ham and cheese then.
Paavo, go and get one cucumber.
Daddy, is this it? - Not exactly a cucumber but it'll do.
Why don't you both go and get some grapes?
You can choose the color.
No, I can't. - Why not?
Where is Terttu? Where did she go?
Keep an eye on these. Terttu! Terttu!
Terttu! Where are you?
Terttu!
Hey, I have a lost child.
A girl. In a jeans jacket. Dark hair. Her name is Terttu.
Age? - Forty-eight.
Or five! Six! She's six. Terttu is six years old.
Any special physical characteristics? - What are you after?
Nothing special. Just a basic face.
Anything more specific? - Specific?
Pony hair pins. You can say she has pony pins in her hair.
Six-year-old dark-haired Terttu in a jeans jacket and pony pins.
Your father is waiting for you at the info desk. -I'm not the father.
Well, who are you then? - Antti Pasanen.
6-year old dark-haired Terttu in a jeans jacket and pony pins.
Antti Pasanen is waiting for you at the info desk. -Thanks.
Does it usually take long? - No idea.
Terttu! Where have you been? - In the burger joint.
Thank you, I am her... Antti Pasanen. I'll take it from here. -Okay.
What the hell? - I was hungry.
Where did you get the money? - I found some.
You must understand that you can't walk away like that.
This is a big shop. All sorts of people are in here. -Like what?
Like, all sorts. - Like what?
Let this be the last time.
Let's go and get Paavo and the cart. OK? Come!
Paavo!
So, a boy? Not a girl?
Yep. The girl's here now. The boy's gone.
Paavo, six, a little blonder -
and in a blue windbreaker. - Any special characteristics?
Just as undependable and annoying as this one.
If that can be seen on the face, announce it by all means.
Six-year-old Paavo in a blue windbreaker -
with a little blonder hair than this one.
Antti Pasanen is waiting for you at the info desk. -Father is waiting.
Oh, now you're the father?
Yes. The big picture is a bit complicated. Could you, please?
Your father is waiting at the info desk. -Thank you.
We didn't buy any goodies. - Enough of that!
Hold this! Stay right here. I'll be back in a moment. Don't move.
Where are you going? - To take a piss... To have a wee-wee.
Wee-wee! - Don't move an inch!
48-year-old, possibly plump, red-skinned -
slightly bearded, and ill-tempered Antti Pasanen.
Terttu and Paavo are waiting for you at the info desk.
Paavo and Terttu! What, what?
OK, thanks. This was it. Let's go.
Okay, come back. Let's check your bag.
What was that? - Let's have a look at your bag.
What the hell? Why the beep? - Right here.
May I open the bag or should we call the police?
Bloody hell.
Fuck!
What?
I have no idea how they could... - A long blow to the tube.
He was reversing -
and I was pushing the carts...
Sorry. It was I who took the Legos.
The money. And the dolphin.
Sorry daddy. We won't run away anymore.
It's OK. It's OK.
It's fine. Doesn't matter.
Don't be in sorrow anymore. I like you.
To hell with you both.
Daddy, I think hell is forbidden.
Say hot damn or pluck.
Hot damn and pluck. You monkeys.
Take that. You'll know how.
You won't see anything from there. Hey, hey!
That's fish!
Kids! Drink break!
Soda pop down the hatch!
Hi, do you have a second? - Yep.
Are you from Helsinki? - Yep.
When is it our turn? - Shut up! A new record!
It's all about centrifugal force.
It could be a fishbone, in reverse. Or a Dutch braid.
Are we using a bow or a bobble? - A bobble.
Baby! Hi!
What's this? Really classy. Have you made this yourself?
Really nice. Your mommy will love this.
Have a nice summer. - Thank you.
You really handled this well. - Thanks.
He thought Madicken was in danger.
But she just lies there, screaming her head off:
"I have to poo!" Sorry, I think I misread that...
Mommy! - Hi.
Mommy, do we have any cookies?
We have some. Let's go outside.
Where are the cookies?
Let's go outside.
How about just one each to start with?
Right.
What was your name again? - Terttu.
I'm Pia.
She's my mommy.
I love my mother.
He pronounced the.
Oh my. Try it.
Hey, come and join us!
I can't. I have work to do.
Are you waiting for a call? - No.
None of my business. But it just looks like you're waiting for a call.
He came here often, didn't he?
Mm.
I heard his voice although I was asleep.
Some arctic stuff.
The North Pole. Seal skin gloves.
A selfish pisshead.
He has looked after your child. I really shitty guy. A prick.
You think I have -
a blind spot the size of him?
He never said anything much.
OK, sweetie pie. Let's go. Finish your bun and hop on a taxi.
What?
Terttu, Paavo.
Inhale! In, in, in.
Is it good?
Here she comes.
What? - I really need to pee.
Well, go and have a pee.
Where's the dunny? - First door on the left.
Marriage is meant to be permanent.
So the family members can create a happy home, together.
In front of these witnesses I ask you Anita Lieto -
do you wish to take this Antero Pasanen to be your husband -
and to love him in sickness and health? -She does.
I do. - I knew that.
I declare you a husband and a wife.
Hey, look after the kids a bit. They are eating everything.
Let them run. It's summer.
There's a lot of food.
We could take one of those where you stand side-by-side.
And a tiny smile...
There. - Thank you.
Carefully.
Wait a bit.
Hi.
Carefully.
Hi. - Hi. I'm Liisa.
Congratulations. Mind if we crash in? -Mommy!
Mommy! - I was told there's a party.
Yes, a little festivity.
Hi. - Mommy, mommy, mommy!
Honey. Have you had fun? - Yes.
Terttu! Boo!
I'L catch you! - You won't!