1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,948 --> 00:00:07,115 (beeping) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,634 --> 00:00:16,884 (pounding) 5 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:19,827 (gasping) 6 00:00:19,827 --> 00:00:22,160 (screaming) 7 00:00:26,139 --> 00:00:28,722 (techno music) 8 00:00:33,896 --> 00:00:36,229 - This club is fire. 9 00:00:41,857 --> 00:00:44,847 I pretty much could die happy here. 10 00:00:44,847 --> 00:00:46,430 - Paradise. 11 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:54,242 (techno music) 12 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,098 - This is lit. 13 00:01:13,579 --> 00:01:18,126 ♪ If I could get happy I would ♪ 14 00:01:18,126 --> 00:01:20,380 - Holy motherfucking cow. 15 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,530 Check out these camels. 16 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:26,712 ♪ To pour over flowers ♪ 17 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:30,879 ♪ They'd soak me up like a sponge ♪ 18 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,563 - This is seriously amazing. 19 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:41,783 Here we come, Sydney. 20 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,156 (lyrics muffled) 21 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,900 Only one ho on this boat. 22 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,463 They should call this place 'Lakeland' instead of Iceland, 23 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:09,751 am I right? 24 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:10,753 No? 25 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:12,703 Okay, never mind. 26 00:02:12,703 --> 00:02:16,370 ♪ It's become a forest fire ♪ 27 00:02:18,588 --> 00:02:20,611 - What do you think? 28 00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:22,950 - I think I'm hot and dying of thirst. 29 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,960 How long is this damn bus ride? 30 00:02:27,575 --> 00:02:30,242 - Whoa, this is so lush. 31 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:35,570 I feel like Godzilla up here. 32 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:41,925 ♪ And you were younger now ♪ 33 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:44,381 - It's a vibe. 34 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,131 (lyrics muffled) 35 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:53,524 German graffiti is low-key so dope. 36 00:03:02,635 --> 00:03:04,468 I'm literally in love. 37 00:03:11,595 --> 00:03:13,545 This is giving me such feels right now. 38 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:21,370 This clock is like 500 years old. 39 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,710 Meanwhile, my iPhone battery dies 40 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:24,413 in like 20 minutes, perfect. 41 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,093 This is tight. 42 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:54,782 (light electronic music) 43 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,880 Hey guys, it's Ligi, of LigiTV. 44 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,683 So, I'm always getting asked. 45 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,351 (dramatic electronic music) 46 00:04:24,112 --> 00:04:25,140 ♪ My demons are scared ♪ 47 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,592 ♪ They're trapped inside the bottles of snow ♪ 48 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:32,205 ♪ A white Christmas red with ashes (muffled) ♪ 49 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:36,886 ♪ The national anthem's being sung by dying crows ♪ 50 00:04:36,886 --> 00:04:39,636 (lyrics muffled) 51 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,053 ♪ Be right back ♪ 52 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:47,652 ♪ Like a phoenix resurrected my soul ♪ 53 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:51,152 (bright electronic music) 54 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,370 - Hey Guys, it's Ligi, of LiGiTV! 55 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:01,990 So, I'm always getting asked about who my friends are, 56 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,330 how I know them, and some other, 57 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:08,823 legit weird, questions about them, so, 58 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:14,140 this week's excursion isn't to some exotic destination, 59 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:17,820 like last month's Bali, hashtag miss you. 60 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:20,990 This week I'm headed to a chill lake house, 61 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:22,880 with all my bad bitches and broskis, 62 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,530 and we're just gonna chill, swim, and get turnt. 63 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:28,853 All right, who's ready to party? 64 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,490 Okay guys, 65 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:38,690 we're almost at my bestie Charlene's place. 66 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:40,450 You obvi know her best, 67 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:42,570 she's in a lot of my adventures, 68 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,390 smoking hashish in Goa 69 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,550 and almost getting murdered in Marrakech. 70 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:49,162 Okay, we're here. 71 00:05:49,162 --> 00:05:51,495 (pop music) 72 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,820 - How the hell are you? 73 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,900 - Slightly stressed, but ready to get down. 74 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,733 How are you babe? 75 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:05,043 And don't be rude, say hello. 76 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,930 - What's up bitches? 77 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,460 - You ready go? 78 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,003 - Yes, this hoochie ready to get Gucci. 79 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:16,513 - Woo, like the grip? 80 00:06:17,797 --> 00:06:18,630 - Litty titty. 81 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,990 - So how's work? 82 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:25,326 - Oh, why it's so lovely. 83 00:06:25,326 --> 00:06:26,793 What's better than eCommerce? 84 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,213 - Hell if I know, girl. 85 00:06:29,901 --> 00:06:32,080 - I don't want to think about work at all. 86 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,830 I am so ready to get my relax on. 87 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,353 Oh shit, Ligi look out. 88 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:41,420 You almost hit that old guy. 89 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,743 - Yeah, almost. 90 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,780 - Your ass better be careful. 91 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:49,753 I'm turning this off until we stop again, you psycho. 92 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,340 - Mis chicas, que tal bonitas? 93 00:07:06,768 --> 00:07:07,768 - Easy dude. 94 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,820 So this is Renaldo, 95 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:12,260 you guys probably remember him from making 96 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:15,768 un burro out of himself at my birthday party last year. 97 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,010 - Listen, those tables should have been able 98 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,007 to hold one normal-sized man. 99 00:07:19,007 --> 00:07:22,270 - And here is my BAE Ez, 100 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:24,610 hottest nurse outside of a porno. 101 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,050 - Hey sexy. - Missed you. 102 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:29,127 Hello, adoring fans of Ligeia. 103 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:31,050 Are you on camera duty all weekend. 104 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,680 - Hell no, just for the ride. 105 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,533 - Shall we? 106 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:42,461 - So, you guys ready for a lit-ass weekend? 107 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:43,677 - Will there be alcohol? 108 00:07:43,677 --> 00:07:46,891 - Yo, I got that, and some fire pimp from Zimbabwe. 109 00:07:46,891 --> 00:07:47,724 - Oh my God. 110 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:49,036 - That was rhetorical, dude. 111 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:49,870 - No, we're gonna smoke that. 112 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,740 We're gonna play some Uno, 113 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,510 definitely truth or dare, 114 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:56,223 and then maybe, wait for it, strip poker. 115 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,610 - Yeah, you can wait for that, 116 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,190 because I am not playing strip poker, 117 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:03,410 and especially not with this thing pointed at me. 118 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:04,280 - We'll see. 119 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,810 - You're such a perv-a-tron. 120 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:09,840 - So, Ez, you want to give us 121 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,190 the run down again on your friend? 122 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,530 I'm totally cool with her coming, 123 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:13,830 I'm literally just curious. 124 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:16,070 - Yeah, honestly she's a cool chick. 125 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:17,300 She's been through a lot, 126 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,030 but I think it's good for her to hang out 127 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:20,470 with some young fun people. 128 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:21,970 - And no offense, she won't like, 129 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:22,980 go mental or anything? 130 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,840 - Char, really? - I'm just asking. 131 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,247 - She's a sweet girl, I told you. 132 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:31,020 - I'm just, and they're fine at the center 133 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:33,010 with you taking her? 134 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,320 - Yeah, everyone is there on their own damn accord. 135 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,740 There's no legal obligation or anything. 136 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,140 They can leave at any time, 137 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:41,363 so the center does not give a shit. 138 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,890 Can I light up? 139 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,580 - It's medicinal, right? 140 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,535 - Medical grade, that's for sure. 141 00:08:48,535 --> 00:08:49,368 - Claro. 142 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:51,590 - All right, let mama hit that. 143 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:54,720 Wait, that's organically grown right? 144 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,553 - Sure. 145 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,657 - No pesticides, only the best-icides. 146 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,940 - I think that this is her house up here. 147 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,500 Can you move your big ass over? 148 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,100 - I can be in the middle, mama. 149 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,400 - No, you wish. 150 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,413 - I heart you guys. 151 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:12,002 - Okay yeah, right here. 152 00:09:12,002 --> 00:09:13,502 - This one? 153 00:09:16,374 --> 00:09:18,099 - Here she comes. 154 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,099 - Oh my God. 155 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,023 Are you okay? 156 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,603 What happened? 157 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,100 - You know, I just fell. 158 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,893 - Okay well, I'm really happy you made it. 159 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,563 - I'm happy you invited me. 160 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:41,394 - Guys, this is Shonda. 161 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,380 - You didn't tell me she was smokin' hot. 162 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:47,303 - So welcome to our crazy-ass car. 163 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,703 - It's totally okay, you can say 'crazy' in front of me. 164 00:09:53,582 --> 00:09:54,920 I'm like, cured, right? 165 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,760 - Yo, and she's got jokes. 166 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,690 - Totally. 167 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:01,730 - So car A is now full. 168 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,550 - Calling you, you mean car type A. 169 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:05,160 - And now we meet up with car B. 170 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,270 - With Cardi B? 171 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,110 I like it like that. 172 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,883 - Can you callate for one minute. 173 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,223 And then it's a straight shot up the lake house. 174 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,590 Hey sexy people. 175 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:21,898 You guys ready to party? 176 00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:22,731 - Let's bubble baby. 177 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:23,970 - Okay, follow me. 178 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,897 - All right, you'll do anything 179 00:10:24,897 --> 00:10:26,689 for more followers won't you? 180 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,603 - That's facts. 181 00:10:28,603 --> 00:10:30,435 - I see it. 182 00:10:30,435 --> 00:10:32,448 - Ew! 183 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,520 - What? 184 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,570 - Nothing. 185 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,660 Did you see Tela's outfit? 186 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:39,030 - She's a queen. 187 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,150 - I mean, yeah, but like, 188 00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:42,290 we're going a lake, not Cannes. 189 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,116 - I think she looks amazing. 190 00:10:44,116 --> 00:10:45,343 - What's wrong with caring about your image? 191 00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:47,845 - I think she's really pretty. 192 00:10:47,845 --> 00:10:49,970 - Know what her full name is? 193 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:51,290 - What? 194 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:53,020 - Well it was Rebecca Schwartz, 195 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,500 but that's not the point. 196 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,273 She had it legally changed to Tela Storé. 197 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:02,837 - And it still sounds dumb as shit to this very day. 198 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:05,090 - I don't know, it's kind of creative. 199 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:05,923 - Yeah. 200 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,070 - Should we give them someone to take? 201 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,333 So it's not so crowded in here? 202 00:11:13,029 --> 00:11:13,862 - I could go. 203 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,697 - No no, with us. 204 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:17,364 - I'm comfy as shit. 205 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,430 - Happy trails, bitches! 206 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,263 Let's go! 207 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,270 Hi babe, that's good. 208 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,617 (funky jazz music) 209 00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:41,738 (lyrics muffled) 210 00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:48,570 - Oh, swaggy swaggerton. 211 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:52,644 - I told you all, LigiTV does you in style. 212 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:53,908 - God, hurry up, Li, 213 00:11:53,908 --> 00:11:55,210 I gotta drain the Gila monster. 214 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,170 - You're so freaking vulgar. 215 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,393 - It's mother nature. 216 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,300 - Okay, I'm over it. 217 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,474 Who's taking responsibility for this thing? 218 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,307 - Keys? 219 00:12:06,307 --> 00:12:07,140 - Wait a second. 220 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,310 - Nope, can't. 221 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,683 - Oh my God. 222 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,650 - So? 223 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,483 Come on, people. 224 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,110 - I'll do it. 225 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,520 - Okay, just be like, careful. 226 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,223 It's Ligi's like, livelihood. 227 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,543 - Hey guys, I'm Shonda, 228 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:29,850 Ez's friends I guess. 229 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,127 - I'm Oya. 230 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,700 Or you can call me 'O'. 231 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,533 Oh yeah. 232 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:36,603 - Tela, my pleasure sweetie. 233 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,220 (Shonda giggling) 234 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,640 - So, how do you all know Ligi? 235 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,290 - I went to school with her, 236 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,600 Carnegie Melon. 237 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,570 - Oh, very nice. 238 00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:47,673 Top notch. 239 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,950 And you? 240 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,820 - I'm a performer. 241 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:53,963 - Oh, cool. 242 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,220 - Nothing is real. 243 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,703 Love is everything, and I know nothing. 244 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,453 - Ow wow. 245 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,943 Is that like a Maya Angelou quote? 246 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,633 - Kesha. 247 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:14,180 - All good, Shon? 248 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,110 - Yup, just diving into it. 249 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,250 - Hey - Hello. 250 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,490 - What's poppin' over here? 251 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,260 Let's get some shots of the house. 252 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,967 - You guys all hungry? 253 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,552 Imma start up the grill. 254 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,690 - Fire that up, I could eat a yak. 255 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,760 - Li, there's two you said, right? 256 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,800 - Don't worry my vegetable-loving friend. 257 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,850 No meat grease shall touch your zucchini. 258 00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:34,600 - That's what she said. 259 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,100 - Wash your hands first. 260 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:42,610 - Okay, let me just, 261 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:43,763 okay, perfection. 262 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,850 Hey everybody, so we all made it here in one piece. 263 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,240 Behind me is beautiful Lake Ariel, 264 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,150 and our cozy home for the weekend. 265 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:54,680 The rest of what you see will be raw, pure, uncut footage. 266 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,393 Enjoy, and like and share. 267 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,670 Ohh, you zoomed in on that, I like that. 268 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:01,570 - Thanks. 269 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,710 What's ya doin' over there? 270 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,210 - Well since I'm just friends with every dude here, 271 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,160 I'm checking out any options on Bumble. 272 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,320 - Any prospects? 273 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,153 - Not really. 274 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,670 Man, people up here in the woods are not attractive. 275 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,303 Like some hideous hill people. 276 00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:26,023 Oh, this one may be okay. 277 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,640 - Yo, Xavi, what up, bro? 278 00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,847 Hey there, what's you got going on here? 279 00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:44,680 - Oh, I'm, 280 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,510 I told you I'd have to bring some of my work 281 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,730 if I was going to be able to come. 282 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,293 - Bro, you are obsessed. 283 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:53,750 - What's that? 284 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,280 - I work in a lab. 285 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,420 I'm helping develop something. 286 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,463 - Oh cool, what is it? 287 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,483 - It's an orexigenic. 288 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:06,093 - Hombre, in English, por favor. 289 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,660 - It's an appetite stimulant. 290 00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:11,940 - Oh, for people with like, 291 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,320 eating disorders? 292 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,210 I know a few of those. 293 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,180 - Well that is one of the target groups, 294 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,703 but also geriatrics, and oncology unit patients. 295 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,900 - They don't have that already? 296 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,470 There are some, but they are very expensive, 297 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,080 or THC is used, 298 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,540 and that is outright illegal in some states. 299 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,480 I'm helping develop something easily 300 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,320 replicated and affordable. 301 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,970 Well, that's the goal, excuse me. 302 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,433 - Trust me, he's fun at parties, okay. 303 00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:44,014 - I'm gonna check out the place. 304 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:45,532 - Yeah. 305 00:15:45,532 --> 00:15:46,365 Woo! 306 00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:57,231 - Hey, Li. 307 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,200 - Damn, you scared me. 308 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,790 - Sorry. 309 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:03,880 - That's fine. 310 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,384 So what's up, Xav? 311 00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:06,480 How ya been? 312 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,770 - I just wanted to thank you, 313 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,293 for like, inviting me. 314 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,330 - You're part of the crew, dude, of course. 315 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,760 So you ready to cut loose? 316 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,720 - Uh sure, everybody get, 317 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,810 foot loose, I'm gonna go put my stuff away. 318 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,643 - Swag. 319 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,603 (Shonda laughing) 320 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:35,080 (Renaldo hooting) 321 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,381 - You are such a dick! 322 00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:39,707 - Nice shot Renaldo. 323 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,838 - Woo! 324 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,225 Conyo! 325 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:43,425 Frio! 326 00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:44,258 Oh mi huevos! 327 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,093 - He's such a massive baby. 328 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,653 - Come on. 329 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,900 - Woo, damn it is cold. 330 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,500 - I told you. 331 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,373 - Okay come on, the rest of you better get your asses in. 332 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,213 - And with this swan dive I will now show you 333 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,712 why I was All-County in swimming. 334 00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:13,994 Woo, yeah! 335 00:17:13,994 --> 00:17:17,433 Woo, refreshing as shit guys, come on in! 336 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,067 - Ah, it's so cold! 337 00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:33,006 - That's lake life, baby. 338 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,283 - Ligi, want to go in? 339 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:36,005 I will if you will. 340 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:38,010 - I can't ruin my hair until the last day here. 341 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,458 Sorry fam, but I have to be camera ready. 342 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,565 - Princess! 343 00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:44,520 - Shut up, I also suck at swimming. 344 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,343 I'm like the queen of doggy-paddle. 345 00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,670 - And I'm the king of doggy-style. 346 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,260 - You're the king of the worst jokes. 347 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,630 - Come on in, come on people. 348 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:54,580 Let's go. 349 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,003 - Make room, Ivy League, I'm goin' in. 350 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,452 - You goin' in, Tela? 351 00:18:01,452 --> 00:18:03,837 (laughing) 352 00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,937 - Not my thing, thanks though. 353 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,103 - Well, you only live once, right? 354 00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,860 - Seriously? 355 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,150 - Sorry. 356 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:20,983 - Nice. 357 00:18:23,113 --> 00:18:26,301 - F this. 358 00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:28,030 - Woo! 359 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,173 - Yeah! 360 00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:37,210 (hooting) 361 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,863 - These people are complete maniacs. 362 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:42,933 - Pretty good. 363 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:43,766 - Yeah. 364 00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:49,063 - Ow! 365 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,142 - What happened? 366 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:50,975 - Something bit me. 367 00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:52,891 - What, really? 368 00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:53,922 - What man? 369 00:18:53,922 --> 00:18:55,741 - You didn't see it, that eel. 370 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:58,074 (screaming) 371 00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:03,889 - Wait, wait. 372 00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:06,282 I think it was, 373 00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:07,576 nada! 374 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,587 (laughing) 375 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,940 You guys are so gullible. 376 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,010 Like, sea-gull-ible. 377 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,584 Your faces. 378 00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:17,456 - Your level of asshole has reached epic proportions. 379 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,289 - Pendejo. 380 00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:20,075 - You're dead, Chico! 381 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,658 - Mierda! 382 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,690 - You sure you don't mind filming, Xavi? 383 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,440 - It's my absolute pleasure. 384 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,840 - I know you're mad good at photography, 385 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,111 so you'll probably get all the best shots. 386 00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:37,100 You've got the eye. 387 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,650 - Thanks, I'm all right. 388 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:46,647 - Babe, are you trying to ruin my life? 389 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:47,692 - Huh? 390 00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,992 - You know I can't do carbs, wheat, or gluten. 391 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:53,294 - Hey. 392 00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:54,263 - Oh, sorry. 393 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,700 - Hey, so how's the acting thing going? 394 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,900 - Amazing. 395 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,733 - Really? 396 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,069 Are you in anything that we can see? 397 00:20:06,069 --> 00:20:07,990 - Well, I had to sign an NDA, so I'm not really, like, 398 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:09,150 allowed to talk about it, 399 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,903 but I'm gonna be on a Netflix show. 400 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,930 - Wow, you're really living your best life. 401 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,843 - Yeah, it was like, transcendental. 402 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:19,940 - Tell us about it. 403 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,450 - Charlene, like I just said, 404 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,210 I can't get into the details of it, 405 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,160 but I did work with one of the Hemsworths. 406 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,880 - No shit, which one? 407 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,713 - Well-- 408 00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:29,546 - Jesus. 409 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,680 Weren't you just an extra? 410 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,723 - Your extra. 411 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,980 - You are a shitty boyfriend. 412 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,473 Hilarious, but a real shit bf. 413 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,700 - That was cold, hermano. 414 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,750 - She'll get over it. 415 00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:49,976 - Yo Xav, let me see that thing. 416 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,640 - Well, I just got it. 417 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,300 - Come on, yo I videoed my sister's wedding once, 418 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,150 that shit was like 419 00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:58,630 Guillermo Del Toro meets Robert Rodriguez. 420 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:01,340 - Any other Latin directors you wanna toss in? 421 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,180 - Uh, Almovodar? 422 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,480 - Name one of his films. 423 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,430 - I'm gonna say the fifth installment 424 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,357 of "The Fast and Furious"? 425 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,723 - Yeah, that's it. 426 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:15,683 - Xav, come on. 427 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,549 - Ask Ligi. 428 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:20,280 - Ligi, please? 429 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,900 - Yeah, okay, just be careful. 430 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,130 - Got it. 431 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,870 - Thank God. 432 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,770 Xavi, you're an angel. 433 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:34,120 - Nah. 434 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,423 - Well, okay come on pop a squat. 435 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,716 - Okay, so 436 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,090 who wants to go first? 437 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:49,690 And these stories all have to be real, 438 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,767 no like, urban legends anything corny like "The Hook." 439 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,230 - But I love "Hook." 440 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,790 Peter Pan, mi hombre. 441 00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:59,950 - Not that "Hook", culo. 442 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,510 The murderous one. 443 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:03,800 - Oh, you mean like a killer hooker. 444 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,633 I feel you. 445 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,747 - Yeah, that's the one. 446 00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:07,380 Are you willfully ignorant, 447 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:09,843 or just a genius at pretending to be dumb? 448 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,180 - Let's go with genius. 449 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,160 - Okay, I know a story. 450 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,017 A real one. 451 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,820 So you guys all know I'm one-quarter Nigerian, right? 452 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,500 - Hello, how else did you get into a good school? 453 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,930 - Anyways. 454 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,380 This happened to my grandfather, back in Nigeria. 455 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:33,400 So in his village, they practice a religion called Maguzawa, 456 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,520 where they believe that spirits 457 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,650 inhabited the air, called Iska, 458 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:40,130 and that they had a shaman, like a witch doctor, 459 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:42,011 who would tend to them. 460 00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,200 So one day one of the village elders died, 461 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,200 and the wife was just grief-stricken. 462 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,290 Just devastated. 463 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,980 So, being one of the only people with money, 464 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,160 she went to the shaman 465 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,040 and asked him to resurrect her husband. 466 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,120 But in order to do so, 467 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,000 you would have to bring back another spirit, 468 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,760 a not so nice one, one they call Bori. 469 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,710 And they say that they have 470 00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:04,670 strong bonds with the human soul, 471 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:08,060 so strong that you can even bring a spirit 472 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:10,850 back into the original body. 473 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,260 So one night they were 474 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,220 dragging this body through the village, 475 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,180 and it went past my grandfather's house, 476 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:18,590 so he snuck out and wanted to see 477 00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:20,720 what all the commotion was about. 478 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,720 So, he saw the shaman doing all these weird incantations, 479 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:29,060 and rituals to the body, summoning the Bori. 480 00:23:30,097 --> 00:23:32,233 And then, he snuck even closer. 481 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:34,771 When suddenly-- 482 00:23:36,346 --> 00:23:40,147 (yelling and laughing) 483 00:23:40,147 --> 00:23:40,980 - You both are such dicks. 484 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,143 - Oh man, that Africa shit is scary man. 485 00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,955 - He got me too, bro. 486 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:47,134 - You guys, seriously. 487 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,130 - Hey, he told me it happened. 488 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,450 - I mean, that was good. 489 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:52,020 But no more jumping out. 490 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:56,050 Just good old-fashioned, creepy, real tales. 491 00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,790 - Okay, true story gestapo. 492 00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:02,520 - I think I have an interesting one. 493 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,620 - Lay it on us. 494 00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:07,170 - Do you remember, I used to work in the ER 495 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,263 back in Glendale. 496 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,243 Well this one night this guy came in, 497 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:16,747 and he said that there was a ghost in his apartment. 498 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:21,017 And he said that it, "Puso aglo en mi." 499 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:23,421 - And that means? 500 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,090 - It put something in me. 501 00:24:27,438 --> 00:24:28,605 - Exactamundo. 502 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:31,800 He kept repeating it and repeating it, 503 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,546 so we obviously had to sedate him. 504 00:24:35,546 --> 00:24:37,296 But then we took him down to X-ray. 505 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,490 And he had a mini wine bottle 506 00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:48,193 shoved all the way up his anal canal. 507 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,290 Like seriously, in his colon. 508 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,963 It was rammed in there. 509 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:56,600 So obviously, we had to operate, 510 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,473 and then when he came to, 511 00:25:00,677 --> 00:25:03,105 he wouldn't say anything about it. 512 00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:06,140 - Yeah, he was probably embarrassed as shit. 513 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:08,853 - Yeah well, I tried to talk to him, 514 00:25:08,853 --> 00:25:11,423 but you know, what I'm good at. 515 00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:17,523 And he just had this creepy, 516 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:21,373 terrified face. 517 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,763 And he said one word. 518 00:25:25,905 --> 00:25:27,774 - What? 519 00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:29,383 - Fantasma. 520 00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:31,484 - Conyo. 521 00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:35,310 - Es la verdad, homies. 522 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:36,233 - I got a story. 523 00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:38,717 - What a surprise. 524 00:25:38,717 --> 00:25:41,253 - I mean, it is your last name. 525 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,153 - Anytime. 526 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:50,520 - Okay, so this is totally true. 527 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,890 It was like, on the news, 528 00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:55,810 and it happened, right around here. 529 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:56,643 - Do tell. 530 00:25:58,050 --> 00:26:00,600 - This group of friends came upstate here, 531 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,050 to like, party, and they broke into a deserted house. 532 00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:05,320 - Speaking of geniuses. 533 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,140 - Sounds like they were dying to get murdered. 534 00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,003 - Can I finish? 535 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:14,473 They weren't murdered by like a psycho, 536 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,480 they murdered themselves. 537 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,313 - Huh? 538 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,060 - They drank this poisoned water, 539 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,530 from like a river or something, 540 00:26:22,530 --> 00:26:24,253 and all lost their shit. 541 00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,803 They killed each other in really messed up ways. 542 00:26:28,908 --> 00:26:30,600 - Like what? 543 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,573 - One drowned. 544 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:35,883 One got her eyes ripped out. 545 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:42,180 And they were all found with pitchforks in their backs. 546 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,263 - Jesus. 547 00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:48,813 - One did survive though, I heard. 548 00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:54,730 He's still roaming the woods, like a fugative and shit. 549 00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:55,563 On the lamb. 550 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,233 - I love lamb chops. 551 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,360 - Ew, you would. 552 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:05,721 (twig snapping) 553 00:27:05,721 --> 00:27:06,890 - Shh, what was that? 554 00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:08,880 - Your bullshit, taking tangible form. 555 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,040 - No, I heard it, too. 556 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,930 - It's the one who survived! 557 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,273 They're coming to kill us! 558 00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:17,133 - They better hurry, because I'm about to die of boredom. 559 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,980 - You want to hear something really scary? 560 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,221 Growing up in the foster care system wasn't, 561 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,333 it wasn't easy. 562 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,100 Let's just say I had to deal 563 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,253 with my fair share of grabby daddies. 564 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,597 When I was old enough to, you know, fight back, 565 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:53,393 this one gem of a guy, 566 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,163 this fat, nasty piece of shit, 567 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:02,200 he came for me in my room, late one night, 568 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,373 after his clueless wife was asleep. 569 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,123 I mean, this was kind of a regular thing, 570 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:13,300 but this night was different. 571 00:28:16,385 --> 00:28:18,052 I was ready for him. 572 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,500 He yanks the covers off of me, 573 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,930 and I stabbed that piggy in the stomach 574 00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:28,203 with a knife that I stole from the kitchen. 575 00:28:32,758 --> 00:28:35,757 The look in his eyes, just so damn shocked. 576 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:44,173 He had that like, deer in headlights thing you know. 577 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,987 I held his gaze for like a minute. 578 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:53,093 Then he fell backwards, on to the floor, 579 00:28:54,555 --> 00:28:57,113 and bled out on to the already stained carpet. 580 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,103 Guys, I'm just kidding. 581 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,310 - Damn girl, you got us good. 582 00:29:13,196 --> 00:29:15,470 - Jesus. 583 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:16,303 - Yeah, I know. 584 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:18,143 Anyway, 585 00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:24,203 he took the knife out, and backhanded me. 586 00:29:25,423 --> 00:29:28,423 Then I guess he went to the bathroom and bandaged his wound. 587 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:32,600 But he never touched me again after that. 588 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:37,600 (crickets chirping) 589 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,443 So what happened to that jay? 590 00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:41,530 What happened to the rotation. 591 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,280 - Get that girl her weed. 592 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,310 - Okay, whose turn is it? 593 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,883 It's definitely Charlene's turn. 594 00:29:55,770 --> 00:30:00,033 - All right, never have I ever, 595 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,339 gotten a tattoo. 596 00:30:02,339 --> 00:30:03,339 - Oh my God. 597 00:30:06,077 --> 00:30:07,970 - All right, kiddos. 598 00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:11,633 Fun day today, but I am beat like a red-headed stepchild. 599 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,723 I am so sorry. 600 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:22,030 - I was a foster kid, not a step, anyway. 601 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:25,213 No harm, no whatever. 602 00:30:26,568 --> 00:30:28,863 - Okay, I'm gonna hit the hay. 603 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:35,430 I'll take that off your hands. 604 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:36,380 - You got it, Ligi. 605 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,330 Have a really nice sleep. 606 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,480 - Yeah, you too. 607 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,280 I'll see you sucky bitches tomorrow. 608 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,717 Is this thing, ah damn it. 609 00:31:30,710 --> 00:31:32,573 - Babe, come on, that was your cue. 610 00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:35,359 - This is so stupid. 611 00:31:35,359 --> 00:31:37,081 - No it's not. 612 00:31:37,081 --> 00:31:39,610 - I don't get how this is supposed to help your career. 613 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:42,420 - Hello, how do you think Kimmy K got her start? 614 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,110 - That's who you want to emulate? 615 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,514 As an actress, that's your role model? 616 00:31:46,514 --> 00:31:48,014 - Why not, she's hella famous. 617 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,605 - And why do we have to use Ligi's camera? 618 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:52,527 We can't we just use your phone? 619 00:31:52,527 --> 00:31:56,030 - Ew, I want this to be classy, duh. 620 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:58,100 - This is a bad idea. 621 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,820 What if your parents see it? 622 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,210 - Why are you being like this? 623 00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:04,160 I need to get on the map, like now. 624 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,160 I'm not getting any younger. 625 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,330 - You're 23. 626 00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:08,363 - Yeah, exactly. 627 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:14,300 Babe, most guys would kill to have their hot girlfriend 628 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,380 want to make a tape like this. 629 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:18,250 - Well, if you haven't noticed-- 630 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:21,363 - Oh my God, do not say, you're not most guys. 631 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,453 Just get over here and do your job. 632 00:32:38,455 --> 00:32:41,622 (romantic jazz music) 633 00:32:43,302 --> 00:32:46,052 (lyrics muffled) 634 00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:56,113 (knocking on door) 635 00:32:56,113 --> 00:32:57,120 - Who is it? 636 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,450 - It's Li, have you guys seen my camera anywhere? 637 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:00,650 - Nope. 638 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:03,270 - Oh okay, sorry if I interrupted anything. 639 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:04,213 - Come in. 640 00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:08,260 - Oh shit, are you? 641 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:09,210 - Shut the door. 642 00:33:31,883 --> 00:33:33,373 - What the hell? 643 00:33:33,373 --> 00:33:35,880 What the hell is wrong with you two? 644 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,584 - It wasn't my idea. 645 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:38,770 - Ligi, don't be a damn prude. 646 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:40,750 You're obviously into it. 647 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,013 - This is totally off-brand for me. 648 00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,307 - Can you Dropbox me the footage? 649 00:33:48,307 --> 00:33:50,224 - Yeah, totally. 650 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:30,199 (crickets singing) 651 00:34:37,607 --> 00:34:39,857 (belching) 652 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:45,715 - (laughing) Look at this fool. 653 00:34:45,715 --> 00:34:46,930 (whistling) 654 00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:48,013 Yo what's up? 655 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:51,083 What's up, brother? 656 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,730 What are you doing out here? 657 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,593 - Thanks man, but I'm working. 658 00:34:55,790 --> 00:35:00,337 - Dude, have a brewski with your broski. 659 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:02,993 We're on vacation. 660 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:07,040 - All right, one. 661 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,823 Maybe it will help me clear my head. 662 00:35:11,162 --> 00:35:13,745 (opening beer) 663 00:35:16,764 --> 00:35:20,320 - Well, what's you working on over there? 664 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,550 - My orexigenic. 665 00:35:27,808 --> 00:35:29,303 - You know, 666 00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:30,890 I know that like, I said, 667 00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:31,930 I know what you were talking about 668 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,730 with that Shonda chick, or whatever. 669 00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:38,891 But I really have no idea what you were saying. 670 00:35:38,891 --> 00:35:40,823 I'm starving now, I literally just ate. 671 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,113 - I told you, 672 00:35:46,057 --> 00:35:48,373 there's a serious demand in the medical market. 673 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,640 - I mean, why wouldn't they just toke up, 674 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,423 and smoke away all their problems? 675 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,106 - I told you man, 676 00:35:57,106 --> 00:35:59,610 a lot of facilities do use THC, 677 00:35:59,610 --> 00:36:02,053 but the legality varies from state to state. 678 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:10,813 My formula doesn't come with sticky legal strings attached. 679 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,080 - Got it, I think I remember now. 680 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,023 So what's the problem here? 681 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:18,867 Same issues? 682 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,943 - Indeed, identical issue. 683 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,120 There's something in the chemical compound 684 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,543 that defies normal empirical logic. 685 00:36:30,576 --> 00:36:31,810 - I hear that. 686 00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:32,643 - Really? 687 00:36:32,643 --> 00:36:33,600 - No, not really. 688 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,170 I have no idea what you're talking about 689 00:36:35,170 --> 00:36:36,540 at all times sir. 690 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:39,410 You need to explain yourself better, professor. 691 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:42,000 - It's a very potent compound. 692 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,913 It's extremely effective. 693 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,559 - Bueno. 694 00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:48,910 - No, no bueno. 695 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:50,800 It's too strong. 696 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,260 When you dilute it with water, 697 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,740 instead of decreasing 698 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,810 the potency, it augments it. 699 00:36:58,810 --> 00:37:00,660 It reacts capriciously with the water found 700 00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:02,493 in all carbon-based organisms. 701 00:37:06,372 --> 00:37:07,800 - Uh huh. 702 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,970 - Basically, there's no way to control the dosage, 703 00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:11,803 at this point. 704 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:13,843 I think it has something to do 705 00:37:13,843 --> 00:37:17,077 with the hydrogen component inherent in the formula, 706 00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:19,710 and if I adjust something. 707 00:37:19,710 --> 00:37:21,460 - Oh my God, shut the f-- 708 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:24,620 You are hurting my brain. 709 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:28,280 Just please finish the beer, I'll get you another one. 710 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,230 If you just stop talking and just chill out 711 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:31,830 with your bro for once, come on. 712 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:36,100 - Renaldo, you know I'm a lightweight. 713 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:36,974 - Yeah you're a lightweight, 714 00:37:36,974 --> 00:37:37,920 you're like 80 pounds. 715 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,013 Just chug the damn thing, and chill out. 716 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,433 - I guess one night off can't hurt. 717 00:37:44,797 --> 00:37:46,147 - Yes, thank you. 718 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,203 So you still crushing on Ligi? 719 00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,110 - What? 720 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,173 No, I'm not, 721 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,393 I don't see her like that. 722 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,573 She's way out of my league anyway. 723 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,413 But um. 724 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,010 - Dude, you're gonna have 725 00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:11,990 all the honeys bangin' on your door, 726 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,280 when you're a famous-ass scientist. 727 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,210 They're gonna be like, oh Xavi Xavi please, 728 00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:18,323 experiment me. 729 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,710 - Right. 730 00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,450 Name one famous scientist you know. 731 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:26,463 - Einstein, boom, mad ladies bro. 732 00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:30,030 - Nah, I'm not good with women. 733 00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:32,080 That's your department. 734 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,283 And Einstein's. 735 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,060 - You got me all twisted brother. 736 00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,910 I'm actually a one-woman type of guy. 737 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,513 - Really? 738 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,240 - Just waiting on that special person. 739 00:38:55,776 --> 00:38:58,026 (laughing) 740 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,540 - So what? 741 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:04,250 You just been holding out this whole time? 742 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,789 That's not cool. 743 00:39:05,789 --> 00:39:06,622 - I've been waiting 744 00:39:06,622 --> 00:39:08,563 for the perfect opportunity, little mama. 745 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:09,790 - Is that so? 746 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:10,623 Is that what this is? 747 00:39:13,175 --> 00:39:14,800 - Claro. 748 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,120 So you ready? 749 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,050 - If you think that I won't skinny-dip on camera 750 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:20,857 for some molly, 751 00:39:20,857 --> 00:39:22,357 you got a lot to learn, chico. 752 00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:32,840 Let's get this fiesta started. 753 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:36,605 - Andale. 754 00:39:41,361 --> 00:39:42,194 A show, huh? 755 00:39:42,194 --> 00:39:43,453 - Mm-hmm. 756 00:39:43,453 --> 00:39:45,223 A little show for my papi. 757 00:39:49,246 --> 00:39:51,259 (muffled) 758 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:52,592 You know I will. 759 00:39:55,818 --> 00:39:56,651 Oh. 760 00:39:58,283 --> 00:39:59,450 - Look at you. 761 00:40:07,225 --> 00:40:08,392 - Ow! 762 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,870 (Shonda exhaling) 763 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,793 Hey cowboy, are you getting in too? 764 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:19,500 - No way mami, I got a rep to protect. 765 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:22,647 - You prick! 766 00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:23,849 (laughing) 767 00:40:23,849 --> 00:40:26,540 Whatever, I'm fine in here alone, 768 00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,873 and the water is fine. 769 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,667 Actually, it's so cold in there. 770 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:45,667 - I'll warm you up. 771 00:40:48,915 --> 00:40:50,940 That's enough free-per-view for tonight. 772 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:53,857 (Shonda squealing) 773 00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:56,883 Look at this damn fool. 774 00:40:58,283 --> 00:40:59,116 What's up? 775 00:41:00,883 --> 00:41:01,716 What's up? 776 00:41:02,932 --> 00:41:03,931 You lit? 777 00:41:03,931 --> 00:41:06,181 (laughing) 778 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,230 - What's up, my people? 779 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:12,310 Welcome to day two of our weekend warrior activities. 780 00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:15,450 As you can see, some people had a rougher night than others. 781 00:41:15,450 --> 00:41:16,940 - Is this kid serious. 782 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,300 - Be nice, I'm glad he finally let off some steam. 783 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,560 How are the rest of you guys? 784 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,170 - Hydrating. 785 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,163 - Moisturizing. 786 00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:26,803 - Partying. 787 00:41:28,745 --> 00:41:31,230 (popping) 788 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:33,180 Ladies, mimosas? 789 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,690 - Yes, please. 790 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:35,523 - One. 791 00:41:35,523 --> 00:41:36,370 - Hook it up. 792 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,453 - Two. 793 00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:42,135 M'lady. 794 00:41:42,135 --> 00:41:43,570 - Thank you. 795 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:45,393 - Hey, where's your friend? 796 00:41:46,350 --> 00:41:48,253 - Oh, she's in the kitchen. 797 00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:50,810 - What? 798 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:52,355 What did you do? 799 00:41:52,355 --> 00:41:54,159 - Nothing, I did nothing. 800 00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:54,992 - Right. 801 00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:57,240 - Listen, I just showed that girl a good time. 802 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,630 What's the crime in that? 803 00:41:58,630 --> 00:42:01,090 - You are literally the worst. 804 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:03,863 - I'm like, second, maybe third worst, at best. 805 00:42:06,510 --> 00:42:08,910 All right guys, you're killin' my vibe. 806 00:42:08,910 --> 00:42:10,490 Let's get those party juices flowing. 807 00:42:10,490 --> 00:42:12,440 Mira, everybody in the water. 808 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,273 Now. 809 00:42:14,970 --> 00:42:17,180 Number one hangover cure. 810 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,610 - That's pretty accurate. 811 00:42:18,610 --> 00:42:20,400 - Yeah, it's already hot as shit. 812 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,823 I'm going in, Ligi, all yours. 813 00:42:24,357 --> 00:42:25,895 (splashing) 814 00:42:25,895 --> 00:42:26,895 - Oh my God. 815 00:42:28,032 --> 00:42:29,115 - Come on in. 816 00:42:32,981 --> 00:42:33,814 - Come on. 817 00:42:36,998 --> 00:42:38,943 - Uh uh, come on. 818 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,218 - I say we give this boy the old Bogota christening. 819 00:42:43,218 --> 00:42:44,353 - What is that? 820 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,280 - I don't know, I just made it up, 821 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,919 but let's get his ass in the water. 822 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:47,950 - No, you're evil. 823 00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:52,370 - Actually, that would be kind of hilarious. 824 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,203 Do it. 825 00:42:54,195 --> 00:42:55,560 - Okay. 826 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,393 Only if we all get in, 827 00:42:56,393 --> 00:42:59,527 and let me take his shirt off first so it doesn't get dirty. 828 00:42:59,527 --> 00:43:00,527 - All right. 829 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,133 Ready? 830 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,817 Uno, 831 00:43:12,817 --> 00:43:14,370 dos, 832 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:15,834 tres! 833 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:18,084 (laughing) 834 00:43:20,378 --> 00:43:21,211 Yes! 835 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,690 - Hey, you going in or what, tough guy? 836 00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:28,050 - Uh, yeah in a minute. 837 00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:29,073 - Help me up! 838 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,360 - All right, hombre, come on. 839 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,193 I got you. 840 00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:36,403 Oh my God, 20 pounds heavier. 841 00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:39,420 - Thanks, you asshole. 842 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:40,253 - You got it. 843 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:44,170 - Hey, hey, where's my box? 844 00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:45,770 - What box? 845 00:43:45,770 --> 00:43:48,640 - My box, my work, my chemistry set. 846 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,510 Where is it? 847 00:43:49,510 --> 00:43:51,870 - Relax, we'll find it. 848 00:43:51,870 --> 00:43:53,723 - Hey, what's going on up there? 849 00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,820 - Hey, you're freaking us out. 850 00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:59,210 What's the matter? 851 00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:00,133 - Where is it? 852 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,793 - Oh shit. 853 00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:05,960 - What? 854 00:44:07,341 --> 00:44:08,450 - I think by accident it might have 855 00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:10,590 fell in the water last night. 856 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:11,423 Sorry bro. 857 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,593 - What? 858 00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:16,580 - Don't look at me, it was that Shonda check, okay. 859 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,790 It's all on tape. 860 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:19,250 - Whoa, what? 861 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,590 - Out, everyone out! 862 00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:21,890 - What's the problem? 863 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,269 - Get out of the water! 864 00:44:23,269 --> 00:44:24,102 - What's going on? 865 00:44:24,102 --> 00:44:25,643 - It could be contaminated! 866 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,365 (yelling) 867 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,190 - What's happening? 868 00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:41,173 - It's actually probably nothing. 869 00:44:42,590 --> 00:44:44,993 Sorry, I just got mad and I overreacted. 870 00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:48,403 - What, what do you mean? 871 00:44:49,530 --> 00:44:52,390 - My formula, if this idiot and your friend 872 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,830 knocked it into the water, 873 00:44:53,830 --> 00:44:55,810 it could have, 874 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:58,343 we may have inadvertently ingested some of it. 875 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:01,100 It's really probably nothing, 876 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,500 sorry to freak everyone out. 877 00:45:03,970 --> 00:45:07,940 - Okay, but what was the formula for? 878 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:11,263 - It's an appetite stimulant. 879 00:45:11,263 --> 00:45:13,603 - Oh, Jesus Hernando Christ. 880 00:45:13,603 --> 00:45:15,180 You made it sound like was cyanide, 881 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:17,193 or Olestra or something. 882 00:45:17,193 --> 00:45:18,450 - Well, I don't know about you, 883 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:21,720 but I do not want to be increasing my appetite. 884 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,233 Hello, professional actress. 885 00:45:25,172 --> 00:45:26,005 Ew. 886 00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:27,583 - Guys, come on, chill. 887 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,630 - Yeah Xavi, 888 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,160 is that all it is? 889 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,620 - Yeah, for real, that's all it is. 890 00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:38,420 - Okay guys, then everybody chill. 891 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,193 - But stay out of the water though, just in case. 892 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,273 - Mm-hmm. 893 00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:52,680 (crosstalk) 894 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:03,135 - Hey Shonda, are you okay girl? 895 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:07,910 - Mm-hmm, I'm just hungry. 896 00:46:16,410 --> 00:46:18,820 - Hey, where are you going? 897 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,030 Do you want me to come with you? 898 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,343 - No no, just for a walk. 899 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,573 - Should I go with her? 900 00:46:29,573 --> 00:46:31,793 - Mmm, give her some space for a bit. 901 00:46:32,765 --> 00:46:34,630 If she doesn't come in like an hour, 902 00:46:34,630 --> 00:46:36,285 we'll get her. 903 00:46:36,285 --> 00:46:37,118 - An hour? 904 00:46:37,118 --> 00:46:38,240 - Yeah, I don't want anyone 905 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:40,353 getting lost in the woods. 906 00:46:40,353 --> 00:46:43,480 - Hey, she's a big girl, she said she's fine. 907 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,823 - Yeah, don't mother her. 908 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:51,762 - I'm sensing some real unhealthy stress here, guys. 909 00:46:51,762 --> 00:46:52,620 - Same. 910 00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:55,243 - Perhaps we should spark up? 911 00:46:56,566 --> 00:46:58,420 (laughing) 912 00:46:58,420 --> 00:46:59,530 - Oh Lord, 913 00:46:59,530 --> 00:47:00,913 here we go. 914 00:47:08,848 --> 00:47:09,681 - Dank. 915 00:47:13,448 --> 00:47:14,525 - You ain't kidding, mamasita. 916 00:47:14,525 --> 00:47:16,120 - Grazie, bellas. 917 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,870 - I am a mobile party, what did I tell you ladies? 918 00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:22,389 - Okay, somebody take this. 919 00:47:22,389 --> 00:47:24,850 I can't be responsible for my own shit. 920 00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:26,830 - Not me, I've done way too much. 921 00:47:26,830 --> 00:47:28,810 - Wait, Renaldo, 922 00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:30,333 you used this last night? 923 00:47:31,861 --> 00:47:32,711 - What did I say? 924 00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:37,860 - You are a legit pervert, 925 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:40,760 and are on punishment for the rest of the trip. 926 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,910 - Hey, just because I like to show 927 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,760 a variety of women a good time, 928 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,597 doesn't mean I'm not a true romantic at heart. 929 00:47:47,597 --> 00:47:48,430 You feel me? 930 00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:51,950 - Seriously, dude, time is the fuck up. 931 00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:54,010 - You like the cam so much? 932 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:57,430 You're on document duties for the rest of the trip. 933 00:47:57,430 --> 00:47:59,830 And don't miss anything going on between them. 934 00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:01,750 I want to see how this plays out. 935 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:02,600 - Hello? 936 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,800 What the hell does that mean? 937 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,890 - Relax homie. 938 00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,960 Everybody just seems on edge. 939 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,853 This makes for great IGTV. 940 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,890 - Damn ma, you a stone cold footage fox. 941 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:14,723 - Duh. 942 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,150 - I need to talk to you. 943 00:48:19,150 --> 00:48:20,080 - What? 944 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:20,913 - Turn that off. 945 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:55,053 - Hey, how them vittles coming, hombre? 946 00:48:56,198 --> 00:48:57,070 - I don't know Renaldo, 947 00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:59,253 that weed you've got was strong as shit. 948 00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:03,140 I'm literally starving. 949 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,190 - I'm hungry as shit. 950 00:49:05,330 --> 00:49:06,920 Come on, babe. 951 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,873 - Yeah, let's go. 952 00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,703 - You guys good? 953 00:49:18,734 --> 00:49:20,401 - Never been better. 954 00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:25,793 - Okay, whatever. 955 00:50:06,876 --> 00:50:09,065 - You like that, don't you? 956 00:50:09,065 --> 00:50:10,950 - I um, I just wanted to see how you were, 957 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:14,140 oh wow, okay please, 958 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:14,973 don't stop. 959 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,230 - You like to tell me what to do, right? 960 00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:20,113 - Um, whoa I mean. 961 00:50:21,107 --> 00:50:23,013 - Do you want to choke me? 962 00:50:23,013 --> 00:50:23,950 - Huh? 963 00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:25,932 - Is that what you like, daddy? 964 00:50:25,932 --> 00:50:28,090 - Um, daddy? 965 00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:29,770 - Do it. 966 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:31,953 - Okay, is that good? 967 00:50:33,012 --> 00:50:37,819 - Oh yeah, do you want these sucked on too? 968 00:50:37,819 --> 00:50:40,130 - Oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. 969 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:42,480 Are you sure you're feeling all right? 970 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,090 - Do you? 971 00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:45,313 - Sure, okay. 972 00:50:47,790 --> 00:50:50,253 - That tastes so good, daddy. 973 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:54,903 So good, I can't stop. 974 00:50:56,350 --> 00:51:00,473 Maybe it's time for some pain for you, daddy. 975 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:03,750 - Huh, ow! 976 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:06,167 What the, what are you doing? 977 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,747 - I guess I got a little carried away. 978 00:51:23,718 --> 00:51:25,135 - Loco. 979 00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:32,202 Beautiful outdoors. 980 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:44,913 - Don't film me! 981 00:51:47,818 --> 00:51:50,513 - I bet that's the first time you ever said that. 982 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:56,000 - What aren't you telling us, you little dick? 983 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,113 Why isn't it stopping? 984 00:51:57,950 --> 00:51:58,820 - I don't know man. 985 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,520 - No no, you do, this isn't right. 986 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,150 - What's the problem, asshole? 987 00:52:03,150 --> 00:52:05,830 - In case you haven't noticed, we're infected! 988 00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:07,740 Whatever he brought here, it fell in the lake, 989 00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:10,480 and now we're all feeling the side effects! 990 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,430 You're not hungry as shit because you have the munchies. 991 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,760 We're in serious trouble. 992 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,200 Is there an antidote? 993 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,730 - I mean, a formula I was working on 994 00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:20,567 to potentially counteract the symptoms, yeah. 995 00:52:20,567 --> 00:52:22,550 - And the antidote was in the set, right? 996 00:52:22,550 --> 00:52:23,920 Which is at the bottom of the lake, 997 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,580 so now we're screwed. 998 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,540 - I'll dive down and get it, bro. 999 00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:29,830 - How the hell do you think you're gonna do that? 1000 00:52:29,830 --> 00:52:32,620 How are you gonna find a little liquid vial down there? 1001 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:35,290 - And you risk more exposure by going in again. 1002 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:37,530 - That's it, we're going to the hospital, 1003 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:40,070 right now, to get our stomachs pumped. 1004 00:52:40,070 --> 00:52:40,903 Let's go. 1005 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:46,310 What the hell do you think you're doing, little man? 1006 00:52:46,310 --> 00:52:47,753 - Look, it's okay I think. 1007 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:50,860 It's not that bad. 1008 00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,690 - Yeah, oh yeah? 1009 00:52:52,690 --> 00:52:54,310 - It should begin to dissipate. 1010 00:52:54,310 --> 00:52:55,400 - Dissipate? 1011 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,590 - I mean, it will begin to fade away. 1012 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,480 - I know what dissipate means, asshole! 1013 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,500 - Sorry, the hunger pangs will subside, 1014 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,010 we'll all be fine. 1015 00:53:02,010 --> 00:53:04,578 - I'm not taking the goddamn chance, out of my way! 1016 00:53:04,578 --> 00:53:07,750 - Listen, I made a mistake. 1017 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,040 I wasn't supposed to take anything 1018 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:09,980 from the lab this weekend, 1019 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:12,180 I don't really have that kind of clearance. 1020 00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:14,393 If anyone found out, I could lose my, 1021 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:17,970 I could lose everything. 1022 00:53:17,970 --> 00:53:20,760 - This is the face of a guy who doesn't give a fuck! 1023 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,593 - Listen, 1024 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,040 it's all okay. 1025 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,300 We just have to keep ourselves satiated, 1026 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:29,993 without overdoing it and everything should be fine. 1027 00:53:30,971 --> 00:53:33,804 (Shonda growling) 1028 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,750 - Shonda, Shonda, 1029 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,667 are you okay? 1030 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:40,980 - I'm sorry, I can't stop. 1031 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,133 - Holy shit! 1032 00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:50,160 - I had to. 1033 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,590 - I know. 1034 00:53:51,590 --> 00:53:52,880 - Babe, please. 1035 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,713 I'm scared. 1036 00:53:55,282 --> 00:53:57,930 - The appetite stimulant, it's too strong. 1037 00:53:57,930 --> 00:54:00,440 We're not gonna be able satiate ourselves. 1038 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,170 We're gonna, we're gonna gorge ourselves 1039 00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:04,290 into gastro-rupture. 1040 00:54:04,290 --> 00:54:05,940 - God, in English please. 1041 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:07,460 - Our minds are gonna keep telling 1042 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,000 our bodies to keep eating, 1043 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,400 and our stomach is full, 1044 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:15,270 so, we're gonna eat ourselves until we burst, to death. 1045 00:54:15,270 --> 00:54:17,180 - Well, let's get to the hospital now. 1046 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:18,060 - Where's Charlene? 1047 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,400 We can't leave without her. 1048 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,700 - Okay, so go get your friend. 1049 00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:22,533 Now! 1050 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:24,773 Should I tie her up? 1051 00:54:24,773 --> 00:54:26,980 - I don't know, how far is the hospital? 1052 00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:28,889 - I'll do 100, let's just go. 1053 00:54:28,889 --> 00:54:29,900 - Wait wait wait wait, 1054 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,020 I'll go get Charlene, 1055 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,650 and then me and her will go in my car. 1056 00:54:32,650 --> 00:54:34,105 Go. 1057 00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:35,688 - Come on, come on. 1058 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,260 Shit. 1059 00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:51,900 - What, babe? 1060 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,530 - My keys, they must have fallen out 1061 00:54:53,530 --> 00:54:54,930 when I was dealing with her. 1062 00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:56,923 One sec. 1063 00:55:04,550 --> 00:55:05,383 - Oh God. 1064 00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:22,331 - What, Oya? 1065 00:55:22,331 --> 00:55:23,185 - That little prick! 1066 00:55:23,185 --> 00:55:24,018 - Who? 1067 00:55:24,018 --> 00:55:24,851 Xavi! 1068 00:55:24,851 --> 00:55:26,877 He must have came up behind me and taken my keys. 1069 00:55:26,877 --> 00:55:27,710 - No. 1070 00:55:27,710 --> 00:55:28,543 - Yes. 1071 00:55:28,543 --> 00:55:29,800 He's so worried about his goddamn career 1072 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,500 he's willing to let us all, 1073 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,700 I don't know but it sure as shit ain't good. 1074 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,080 Come on, let's just go find Ligi, 1075 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,220 we'll take her keys, let's go. 1076 00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:38,623 - Ligi? - Come on. 1077 00:55:40,396 --> 00:55:42,431 Come on. - Ligi. 1078 00:55:42,431 --> 00:55:43,848 - Shit. 1079 00:55:46,850 --> 00:55:49,221 - No, this isn't right, this isn't normal. 1080 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:52,262 I don't just feel hungry, Ligi, 1081 00:55:52,262 --> 00:55:54,023 I feel like I'm losing my shit. 1082 00:55:54,023 --> 00:55:56,293 I want, I need more. 1083 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,930 - What are you? 1084 00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:01,640 - I don't know, I don't know. 1085 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,473 What's wrong with me? 1086 00:56:02,473 --> 00:56:03,400 I can't stop. 1087 00:56:07,434 --> 00:56:08,277 It's not enough. 1088 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:11,450 I want-- 1089 00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:15,533 - You're scaring the shit out of me, Char. 1090 00:56:16,825 --> 00:56:17,825 - I'm sorry. 1091 00:56:22,984 --> 00:56:23,880 - Oh shit. 1092 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,962 - Wait, wait, wait. 1093 00:56:24,962 --> 00:56:26,560 We need your keys, mine are gone. 1094 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,530 Look, you go after your friend, but please? 1095 00:56:28,530 --> 00:56:30,148 - Are you kidding me? 1096 00:56:30,148 --> 00:56:31,020 - No, what do you mean? 1097 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:32,413 - I can't find mine either. 1098 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:35,110 - It's Xavi. 1099 00:56:35,110 --> 00:56:36,670 He took them. 1100 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:37,937 We have to find him. 1101 00:56:40,102 --> 00:56:40,935 Damn it! 1102 00:56:57,818 --> 00:56:58,940 - What the hell is going on? 1103 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:00,740 - I don't know, Li. 1104 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,470 - Shonda was exposed to the water the longest, 1105 00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:04,920 and that's why she is completely cray right now. 1106 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,170 It's only a matter of time before 1107 00:57:06,170 --> 00:57:07,930 the rest of them are like that, right? 1108 00:57:07,930 --> 00:57:08,980 - Everybody, just could be 1109 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:11,100 having a different reaction. 1110 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:12,190 - Maybe I should go to the neighbors 1111 00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:14,570 and see if they can take us to the hospital? 1112 00:57:14,570 --> 00:57:16,121 - I guess so, yeah. 1113 00:57:16,121 --> 00:57:17,583 - Pssst. 1114 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,416 - Xavi, what the hell is going on? 1115 00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:19,410 You took our keys? 1116 00:57:19,410 --> 00:57:20,520 - Look, I had to. 1117 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,870 Going to the hospital won't help. 1118 00:57:21,870 --> 00:57:23,381 I promise. 1119 00:57:23,381 --> 00:57:25,190 There's no real antidote, 1120 00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:27,110 not one that I'm certain will even work right now, 1121 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,300 not on humans, 1122 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:30,090 and pumping our stomachs won't do anything. 1123 00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:32,920 It's already in our systems and just has to work itself out. 1124 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,820 - Dude, come on, what are you not telling us? 1125 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,870 Why are so afraid to get caught? 1126 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,140 It was just an accident, right? 1127 00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:39,240 - Yeah, man. 1128 00:57:40,475 --> 00:57:41,860 - What? 1129 00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:44,170 - The reason I couldn't take this from the lab, 1130 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:45,500 is the test subjects. 1131 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,800 - Okay, what does that mean? 1132 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,087 - The rats. 1133 00:57:49,087 --> 00:57:51,379 Obviously it worked on them. 1134 00:57:51,379 --> 00:57:54,446 They wouldn't stop eating though. 1135 00:57:54,446 --> 00:57:56,700 Some ate themselves to death. 1136 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,153 Their organs exploding. 1137 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,150 When we took food away from them, 1138 00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:04,017 they turned on each other. 1139 00:58:04,017 --> 00:58:05,233 And the worst part. 1140 00:58:07,090 --> 00:58:07,940 - Yeah? 1141 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,890 - When we isolated them, 1142 00:58:10,890 --> 00:58:12,600 they turned on themselves. 1143 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:15,950 - Jesus Christ, 1144 00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:16,783 you mean? 1145 00:58:17,713 --> 00:58:19,380 - Self-cannabalization. 1146 00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:21,860 - So why the hell did you think we should wait it out, here? 1147 00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:24,910 - Shh, because I fixed that component. 1148 00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:26,860 That's what I was working on last night. 1149 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:29,430 It should neutralize the effects, over time, I think. 1150 00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:30,263 - You think? 1151 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,375 (yelling) 1152 00:58:34,930 --> 00:58:35,808 - I'm sorry. 1153 00:58:35,808 --> 00:58:37,308 - You crazy bitch! 1154 00:58:41,830 --> 00:58:43,523 - Shit, the power's out. 1155 00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:49,710 Hey, hey guys. 1156 00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:50,660 You guys all right? 1157 00:58:51,670 --> 00:58:53,984 We're gonna go to the neighbors and see if we can-- 1158 00:58:53,984 --> 00:58:54,817 - No! 1159 00:59:00,967 --> 00:59:03,884 (crickets singing) 1160 00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:15,375 - I'm shutting this off, okay? 1161 00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:19,010 - No, I want every single bit of this documented. 1162 00:59:19,010 --> 00:59:20,480 - Why? 1163 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,490 - Are you kidding? 1164 00:59:21,490 --> 00:59:23,490 I mean, it may be useful later, 1165 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:24,470 to show what really happened, 1166 00:59:24,470 --> 00:59:26,933 in case anything really serious goes down. 1167 00:59:28,786 --> 00:59:29,619 - Okay. 1168 00:59:29,619 --> 00:59:30,510 - And yeah, okay, 1169 00:59:30,510 --> 00:59:32,790 it'll make an amazing segment, 1170 00:59:32,790 --> 00:59:34,333 like, so many views. 1171 00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:40,177 Fuck, what are we gonna do? 1172 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:41,167 - You think Xav's right? 1173 00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:42,032 - I think we're about to get eaten 1174 00:59:42,032 --> 00:59:43,145 like the goddamn lab rats. 1175 00:59:43,145 --> 00:59:44,708 I'm calling the police. 1176 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:45,541 - Are you sure? 1177 00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,374 - Yes! 1178 00:59:48,003 --> 00:59:49,351 Jesus Christ! 1179 00:59:49,351 --> 00:59:51,040 - Wait, wait, okay, 1180 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:51,877 you can call the police, 1181 00:59:51,877 --> 00:59:53,570 but please don't say anything about 1182 00:59:53,570 --> 00:59:55,963 where they got, you know, the chemicals from. 1183 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:58,630 - God damn you, Xavi. 1184 00:59:58,630 --> 00:59:59,500 Fine. 1185 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,663 - You are like Kenny from South Park, dawg. 1186 01:00:04,270 --> 01:00:07,700 - Hi, I'm at 459 Lakeview Drive, 1187 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:11,220 and uh, my friends are, uh, 1188 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:12,520 they got really really high, 1189 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,493 and, we need, medical attention like, right now. 1190 01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:18,753 Okay, okay. 1191 01:00:18,753 --> 01:00:19,586 Okay, okay, thank you. 1192 01:00:22,766 --> 01:00:24,500 They have a unit in the area. 1193 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,170 - Same. 1194 01:00:26,170 --> 01:00:28,373 - You're making jokes right now? 1195 01:00:28,373 --> 01:00:29,206 - Oh God. 1196 01:00:31,809 --> 01:00:34,393 - And how come you're not trying to eat our faces off? 1197 01:00:34,393 --> 01:00:36,710 - I was only in the water for a few seconds. 1198 01:00:36,710 --> 01:00:38,230 I don't think I ingested that much, 1199 01:00:38,230 --> 01:00:40,690 or that it got in through my other orifices. 1200 01:00:40,690 --> 01:00:42,333 My exposure was less severe. 1201 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,343 - Lucky you. 1202 01:00:45,755 --> 01:00:48,735 - Ligi, thank you for not saying anything about, 1203 01:00:48,735 --> 01:00:49,988 well, thank you. 1204 01:00:49,988 --> 01:00:52,080 - So, how did you lose Charlene? 1205 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,370 She looked like she was seriously 1206 01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:54,990 in the mood for some Chinese. 1207 01:00:54,990 --> 01:00:55,823 - Asshole. 1208 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,390 She got hit by a log or something and fell, 1209 01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:02,070 and I was able to duck inside and hide. 1210 01:01:02,070 --> 01:01:05,003 - Give me my damn keys. 1211 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,713 - I don't have them. 1212 01:01:07,713 --> 01:01:08,546 - Where are they? 1213 01:01:08,546 --> 01:01:09,379 And don't tell me you lost them-- 1214 01:01:09,379 --> 01:01:10,752 - I threw them in the lake. 1215 01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,878 - Dude. 1216 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,073 - Are you kidding me? 1217 01:01:15,010 --> 01:01:16,820 - I'm sorry, I panicked. 1218 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:18,450 I mean, at the time, I didn't know. 1219 01:01:18,450 --> 01:01:20,743 I was scared, what do you expect? 1220 01:01:23,237 --> 01:01:25,404 (banging) 1221 01:01:30,032 --> 01:01:32,365 (screaming) 1222 01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:36,510 - Oh shit, it's (muffled). 1223 01:01:37,437 --> 01:01:39,282 (glass breaking) 1224 01:01:39,282 --> 01:01:41,615 (screaming) 1225 01:01:44,832 --> 01:01:46,165 - Oya! 1226 01:01:49,319 --> 01:01:50,351 Nice shot. 1227 01:01:50,351 --> 01:01:51,275 - Xavi? 1228 01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:52,108 Xavi? 1229 01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:53,188 - Oh, sorry, hmm? 1230 01:01:53,188 --> 01:01:54,210 - Yes, put some furniture 1231 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:55,844 over the window he just broke. 1232 01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:56,677 - I got it. 1233 01:01:56,677 --> 01:01:57,510 - I'm gonna tie him up. 1234 01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:58,619 Put that down and help me. 1235 01:01:58,619 --> 01:02:00,952 - You're the boss. 1236 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:12,160 So the cops are gonna get here soon, right? 1237 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,350 - Yes, hopefully. 1238 01:02:15,390 --> 01:02:18,413 - So they'll be able to take everybody else in, 1239 01:02:18,413 --> 01:02:19,350 and keep them safe from themselves, 1240 01:02:19,350 --> 01:02:21,480 and everything will be fine, 1241 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,313 we'll have a happy ending, after all, right? 1242 01:02:24,650 --> 01:02:26,920 - Yeah, jolly as all hell. 1243 01:02:28,099 --> 01:02:29,240 - All done, should be okay. 1244 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,090 - You sure? 1245 01:02:30,090 --> 01:02:32,216 - Yes, it's secure. 1246 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,586 (siren approaching) 1247 01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:35,503 - Hey, get this. 1248 01:02:46,994 --> 01:02:49,911 (crickets singing) 1249 01:03:11,474 --> 01:03:13,899 - This is Edwards at 459 Lakeview. 1250 01:03:13,899 --> 01:03:14,732 We're gonna need some back-- 1251 01:03:14,732 --> 01:03:16,545 What in the holy shittery? 1252 01:03:16,545 --> 01:03:17,800 I just put new batteries in this goddamn 1253 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,207 Taiwanese-made piece of-- 1254 01:03:19,207 --> 01:03:21,367 (growling) 1255 01:03:21,367 --> 01:03:23,057 What the, Ahh! 1256 01:03:23,057 --> 01:03:25,724 (cop screaming) 1257 01:03:34,731 --> 01:03:37,085 - God damn, they're eating that pig. 1258 01:03:37,085 --> 01:03:38,668 Most not be kosher. 1259 01:03:41,307 --> 01:03:43,390 - This isn't good. 1260 01:03:44,423 --> 01:03:46,453 Hey, why are you filming this? 1261 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,513 - She told me to. 1262 01:03:50,068 --> 01:03:51,970 - That is mine. 1263 01:03:51,970 --> 01:03:53,480 Do not touch it. 1264 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,130 I tried to protect you before, 1265 01:03:55,130 --> 01:03:57,410 but now that our friends just ate a fucking cop, 1266 01:03:57,410 --> 01:03:59,470 all allegiances are out the window. 1267 01:03:59,470 --> 01:04:00,770 - Guys, stop it. 1268 01:04:02,852 --> 01:04:04,660 We have to stick together. 1269 01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:05,577 Before we-- 1270 01:04:08,699 --> 01:04:09,532 Where is? 1271 01:04:27,899 --> 01:04:28,732 Xavi? 1272 01:04:33,108 --> 01:04:35,358 (growling) 1273 01:04:37,361 --> 01:04:39,722 - She's been eating her own flesh. 1274 01:04:39,722 --> 01:04:42,230 (Shonda growling) 1275 01:04:42,230 --> 01:04:44,637 (Xavi screaming) 1276 01:04:44,637 --> 01:04:46,887 (growling) 1277 01:05:04,558 --> 01:05:07,725 - Damn, you are resourceful. 1278 01:05:09,282 --> 01:05:10,669 - Where's Oya? 1279 01:05:10,669 --> 01:05:13,002 Should we make a run for it? 1280 01:05:13,974 --> 01:05:15,075 - They're on this side of the house, 1281 01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:17,825 let's slip out this way, come on. 1282 01:05:24,935 --> 01:05:27,102 (yelling) 1283 01:05:36,707 --> 01:05:38,405 - Oh my God, I think he's-- 1284 01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:40,988 (horn honking) 1285 01:05:43,906 --> 01:05:46,823 (crickets singing) 1286 01:05:52,903 --> 01:05:53,736 - Hey, 1287 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,113 is anybody home? 1288 01:05:56,113 --> 01:05:57,020 - Shh! 1289 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,780 Don't move, wait right there. 1290 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,479 We'll come out. 1291 01:06:00,479 --> 01:06:01,312 - Huh? 1292 01:06:03,596 --> 01:06:05,127 I'm Daryl. 1293 01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,330 I'm supposed to meet Charlene. 1294 01:06:08,792 --> 01:06:09,709 We matched. 1295 01:06:11,941 --> 01:06:13,941 Well damn, hello to you. 1296 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,725 This is my kind of kinky-ass party. 1297 01:06:16,725 --> 01:06:19,058 (screaming) 1298 01:06:20,141 --> 01:06:22,474 (screaming) 1299 01:06:24,273 --> 01:06:25,106 - Oh God. 1300 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,939 (Daryl screaming) 1301 01:06:34,362 --> 01:06:36,092 - Too many people are legit dying. 1302 01:06:36,092 --> 01:06:36,925 We have to get the antidote, 1303 01:06:36,925 --> 01:06:38,070 even if it's a long shot. 1304 01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:39,030 - Right, but you heard Xavi, 1305 01:06:39,030 --> 01:06:40,200 he said if we get into the water, too, 1306 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,130 we'll get infected. 1307 01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:42,545 - That's only if you swallow it. 1308 01:06:42,545 --> 01:06:43,770 If you keep your mouth shut and you hold your breath, 1309 01:06:43,770 --> 01:06:44,603 you'll be fine. 1310 01:06:45,470 --> 01:06:46,303 - I'll be fine? 1311 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,136 - Yes. 1312 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:51,320 Look, I'll have a knife with me, I'll have your back. 1313 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,410 - Sweet baby Jesus. 1314 01:06:52,410 --> 01:06:53,660 - Renaldo, please. 1315 01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,340 Tela, Ez, Charlene. 1316 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:56,620 They need our help. 1317 01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:59,020 - Okay, fine. 1318 01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:02,300 I'll admit I do feel a bit respons-- 1319 01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,870 Okay, just get the knife. 1320 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:04,850 Do we have a flashlight? 1321 01:07:04,850 --> 01:07:05,950 - Yeah, I saw one in the kitchen. 1322 01:07:05,950 --> 01:07:07,150 - Okay, vamos. 1323 01:07:08,276 --> 01:07:09,943 - Shit, guys. 1324 01:07:18,388 --> 01:07:21,221 (women screaming) 1325 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,875 (crickets singing) 1326 01:07:41,942 --> 01:07:44,775 Please, just keep your mouth shut. 1327 01:07:58,364 --> 01:08:01,197 (Renaldo yelling) 1328 01:08:04,056 --> 01:08:05,473 - Help! 1329 01:08:11,794 --> 01:08:12,906 The goddamn fish. 1330 01:08:12,906 --> 01:08:14,642 - Oh shit, didn't think of that. 1331 01:08:14,642 --> 01:08:16,068 - They're like piranha. 1332 01:08:16,068 --> 01:08:16,901 - You can't get the set? 1333 01:08:16,901 --> 01:08:19,063 - I think a turtle tried to bite my dick off. 1334 01:08:20,082 --> 01:08:22,500 It's too dark down there. 1335 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,373 Let's go back to the house. 1336 01:08:37,202 --> 01:08:38,381 - What are we gonna do? 1337 01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:39,536 - I don't have a clue. 1338 01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:42,930 - Okay okay, let me think, let me think. 1339 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:44,860 Okay, here's the plan. 1340 01:08:44,860 --> 01:08:46,740 We lure Charlene in here, subdue her, 1341 01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:48,560 tie her up, along with the other two, 1342 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,177 and then we take that guy's car, 1343 01:08:51,177 --> 01:08:52,010 and then we go to the hospital. 1344 01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:53,510 All right? 1345 01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:54,550 - You sure that's a good idea 1346 01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:56,260 with everything we've been going through? 1347 01:08:56,260 --> 01:08:57,450 - Yes, I don't give a shit about 1348 01:08:57,450 --> 01:08:58,283 getting in trouble any more. 1349 01:08:58,283 --> 01:08:59,260 We have to help them. 1350 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:04,915 - What? 1351 01:09:04,915 --> 01:09:05,998 - Shh. 1352 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,693 Goddamn it, open it. 1353 01:09:18,330 --> 01:09:19,337 Oh my God! 1354 01:09:20,965 --> 01:09:23,882 (Renaldo retching) 1355 01:09:31,878 --> 01:09:32,711 Oh my God. 1356 01:09:38,377 --> 01:09:42,470 Would you put them back, I can't look at them. 1357 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,950 Charlene is the only one left. 1358 01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:45,130 She is my best friend. 1359 01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:46,303 I will not let her die from this 1360 01:09:46,303 --> 01:09:48,410 in a goddamn AirBnB. 1361 01:09:48,410 --> 01:09:49,670 We're sticking to the plan. 1362 01:09:49,670 --> 01:09:53,140 We trap her, and take her to the hospital, understood? 1363 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:54,254 - Yeah, yeah. 1364 01:09:54,254 --> 01:09:55,087 - Okay good. 1365 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:56,210 Go out there and make yourself bait. 1366 01:09:56,210 --> 01:09:57,770 Grab the guy's keys. 1367 01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:58,970 - From his body? 1368 01:09:58,970 --> 01:10:01,420 - Yes, grab the keys in his pockets, 1369 01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:03,540 fumble around a little bit, make a lot of noise, 1370 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:04,950 and when Charlene goes to attack you, 1371 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:05,783 I'll, I'll, 1372 01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:08,540 I'll bash her head in with this, 1373 01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:09,680 we'll knock her out, we'll throw her in the back of the car, 1374 01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,558 and we'll roar the hell out of here. 1375 01:10:12,558 --> 01:10:13,617 - Jesus. 1376 01:10:13,617 --> 01:10:14,450 - Okay? - Okay. 1377 01:10:14,450 --> 01:10:15,838 All right, all right. 1378 01:10:15,838 --> 01:10:17,067 - All right, let me adjust. 1379 01:10:27,828 --> 01:10:28,708 - All right. 1380 01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:30,958 - You have the keys. 1381 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:39,776 Okay. 1382 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:41,453 Okay. 1383 01:10:42,851 --> 01:10:44,601 Okay, she's out cold. 1384 01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:52,871 - What? 1385 01:11:00,837 --> 01:11:02,656 - Oh my God. 1386 01:11:02,656 --> 01:11:03,489 Oh my God. 1387 01:11:11,892 --> 01:11:12,725 Oh my God. 1388 01:11:17,130 --> 01:11:20,547 (Ligi breathing heavily) 1389 01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,737 - I'm so sorry. 1390 01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:42,233 I never thought any of this would happen. 1391 01:11:43,564 --> 01:11:44,522 - What would happen? 1392 01:11:44,522 --> 01:11:45,522 - All of it. 1393 01:11:47,186 --> 01:11:49,986 I didn't want anyone to die. 1394 01:11:49,986 --> 01:11:52,153 - What do you mean? 1395 01:11:53,103 --> 01:11:56,490 - I just wanted us to be me and you, you know. 1396 01:11:56,490 --> 01:11:59,420 - No, I don't know Renaldo. 1397 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:00,487 What are you saying? 1398 01:12:01,639 --> 01:12:04,089 - I knew with everybody in here you'd be so busy. 1399 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:06,633 - Yes? 1400 01:12:08,433 --> 01:12:10,833 - I just wanted to have you to myself for a bit. 1401 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,490 - What did you do? 1402 01:12:17,530 --> 01:12:19,470 - Xavi, before, he told me about 1403 01:12:19,470 --> 01:12:20,370 the serum he was working on, 1404 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:22,520 I knew I had to get it into the water, 1405 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,270 and get everyone swimming in there. 1406 01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,480 Maybe they would get a little sick or whatever. 1407 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:30,850 It doesn't matter, I knew I had to keep you 1408 01:12:31,732 --> 01:12:32,960 out of the water. 1409 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,453 You made that very clear that you wouldn't go swimming, 1410 01:12:34,453 --> 01:12:38,203 because you didn't want to mess up your amazing hair, right? 1411 01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:42,540 I knew they would maybe eat shit 1412 01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:43,767 and feel better in the morning. 1413 01:12:43,767 --> 01:12:45,267 It doesn't matter. 1414 01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,423 I wanted it to be us, 1415 01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:49,393 just for one night. 1416 01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:53,513 I really am a romantic at heart. 1417 01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:56,323 I'm a one-woman man. 1418 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,090 You're all I ever wanted. 1419 01:13:01,475 --> 01:13:03,444 - Wait, what? 1420 01:13:03,444 --> 01:13:06,860 You did all of this, 1421 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:08,380 just so we could be together? 1422 01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:09,213 - Yes. 1423 01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:12,512 - And the thing with Shonda? 1424 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:16,700 - So I didn't want anyone to think 1425 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,460 I just poured the serum into the lake, 1426 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:22,410 so I convinced Shonda, come with me, 1427 01:13:22,410 --> 01:13:23,660 and then I positioned it so they 1428 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:24,900 would just knock in there, 1429 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,623 and we would get it all on camera. 1430 01:13:28,950 --> 01:13:30,347 Pretty smart, right? 1431 01:13:31,412 --> 01:13:33,079 Come on, Ligi, babe. 1432 01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:37,620 Please, talk to me. 1433 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:39,060 Tell me what you're thinking. 1434 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,300 Tell me what going on in your head? 1435 01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:41,544 I need to-- 1436 01:13:41,544 --> 01:13:43,983 (yelling) 1437 01:13:43,983 --> 01:13:45,483 - Dios Mio. 1438 01:13:55,245 --> 01:13:56,078 Shit. 1439 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,751 (Oya gurgling) 1440 01:14:05,389 --> 01:14:07,940 - Have to, I have to, I have to get out of here. 1441 01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:11,357 (Ligi breathing heavily) 1442 01:14:25,905 --> 01:14:28,405 (owl hooting) 1443 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:35,513 Hi, 1444 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:39,435 it's Ligi 1445 01:14:39,435 --> 01:14:40,268 of LiGiTV. 1446 01:14:42,510 --> 01:14:45,143 All of my friends died here. 1447 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:53,362 I feel completely responsible. 1448 01:14:53,362 --> 01:14:56,279 (crickets singing) 1449 01:15:01,404 --> 01:15:05,071 I don't know how I'll ever get through this. 1450 01:15:15,934 --> 01:15:18,870 But with the love and support 1451 01:15:18,870 --> 01:15:20,423 of my adoring fans, 1452 01:15:21,490 --> 01:15:25,093 I'll make it through this, really difficult time. 1453 01:15:29,310 --> 01:15:31,310 Link and comment below. 1454 01:15:33,164 --> 01:15:33,997 God bless. 1455 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,727 And thank you. 1456 01:15:45,898 --> 01:15:48,231 (screaming) 1457 01:15:52,611 --> 01:15:54,778 (gasping) 1458 01:15:57,857 --> 01:16:00,107 (coughing) 1459 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:15,708 (footsteps) 1460 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,331 (Ligi coughing) 1461 01:16:23,331 --> 01:16:26,248 (crickets singing) 1462 01:16:30,192 --> 01:16:33,525 (acoustic guitar music) 1463 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:39,670 ♪ It's been a hundred days like 30 years ♪ 1464 01:16:39,670 --> 01:16:42,745 ♪ Since I've seen you too ♪ 1465 01:16:42,745 --> 01:16:45,627 ♪ One Mary there, the colored hair ♪ 1466 01:16:45,627 --> 01:16:48,039 ♪ Wearing pretty shoes ♪ 1467 01:16:48,039 --> 01:16:51,468 ♪ She said I'll make your bed ♪ 1468 01:16:51,468 --> 01:16:53,233 ♪ Just the way you like ♪ 1469 01:16:53,233 --> 01:16:58,233 ♪ And I'll cook all your favorite foods. ♪ 1470 01:16:58,939 --> 01:17:02,149 ♪ Just come back and fill that empty space ♪ 1471 01:17:02,149 --> 01:17:04,453 ♪ Inside my living room ♪ 1472 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:09,453 ♪ Where we will sit in (muffled) ♪ 1473 01:17:09,699 --> 01:17:14,532 ♪ Where we would sit and I'll talk to you ♪ 1474 01:17:23,665 --> 01:17:27,182 ♪ I said I'm sorry mama I'm not done ♪ 1475 01:17:27,182 --> 01:17:29,857 ♪ I've still got so much ♪ 1476 01:17:29,857 --> 01:17:34,857 ♪ And so much left to do ♪ 1477 01:17:35,461 --> 01:17:38,259 ♪ When I come home, sit and talk ♪ 1478 01:17:38,259 --> 01:17:40,548 ♪ Sit and talk to you ♪ 1479 01:17:40,548 --> 01:17:45,548 ♪ It will figure out the truth ♪ 1480 01:17:46,152 --> 01:17:49,543 ♪ Well that put silly strings and memories ♪ 1481 01:17:49,543 --> 01:17:52,188 ♪ Walking through the zoo ♪ 1482 01:17:52,188 --> 01:17:57,188 ♪ And now I'm five years close to you ♪ 1483 01:17:57,424 --> 01:18:00,174 (lyrics muffled) 1484 01:18:01,032 --> 01:18:05,449 ♪ Now I've grown, you're getting old ♪ 1485 01:18:06,909 --> 01:18:09,659 (lyrics muffled) 1486 01:19:06,438 --> 01:19:09,751 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1487 01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:13,096 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1488 01:19:13,096 --> 01:19:16,257 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1489 01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:19,657 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1490 01:19:19,657 --> 01:19:22,745 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1491 01:19:22,745 --> 01:19:26,253 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1492 01:19:26,253 --> 01:19:29,664 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1493 01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:33,003 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1494 01:19:33,003 --> 01:19:36,385 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1495 01:19:36,385 --> 01:19:39,674 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1496 01:19:39,674 --> 01:19:43,009 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1497 01:19:43,009 --> 01:19:45,507 ♪ A river doesn't struggle ♪ 1498 01:19:45,507 --> 01:19:47,674 (beeping)