1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,001 --> 00:00:34,876 Germany in the future. 4 00:00:44,584 --> 00:00:48,792 Erwin died in a pub. 5 00:00:50,376 --> 00:00:57,626 Our chimney sweep died whilst skiing. 6 00:00:58,376 --> 00:01:01,376 He was only 38 years old. 7 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:10,042 Irmgard's sister bought a tree. 8 00:01:10,209 --> 00:01:13,251 There you can be buried inside a box. 9 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:18,459 There's hardly any space left in the cemeteries. 10 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:24,667 It's comfortable. I'll take it. 11 00:01:32,209 --> 00:01:35,459 Quite expensive, dying. 12 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:39,751 Can't take anything with you. 13 00:01:55,084 --> 00:02:02,751 Come into the panopticon of madness, of profoundness, metaphor of senselessness. 14 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:09,501 Welcome the protagonists in the carousel of meanings and misinterpretations. 15 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:16,334 Welcome today! If you're a coward better stay away. 16 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:20,626 You'll watch and get the Cabaret of Death, 17 00:02:20,626 --> 00:02:24,292 faces of death as a symphony. 18 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:29,501 Welcome to the Cabaret of Death, live from the Old Printing House. 19 00:02:29,501 --> 00:02:35,001 Today, with me, the funny, cool, sexy Hilde Lutz from Bochum. 20 00:02:36,001 --> 00:02:37,292 This is the winner. 21 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:40,334 She won her role in a senior tombola. 22 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,667 Stay young, join it! 23 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:45,334 It's worth participating. 24 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:49,459 With Rolling Roland, DJ LoL, Billie and the Kitties 25 00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:53,876 Lola and the Men's Ballet, the Three Graces, Patsy's experiment 2.0 26 00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:56,917 and with the Face of Death. 27 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:06,251 Once more, live and exclusive, no-limit games. 28 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:10,751 Stop, stop, Stop- 29 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:15,626 Say, does this look like a star? 30 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:21,084 Bunny. Bunny. Bunny. 31 00:03:40,709 --> 00:03:43,209 It's worth participating. 32 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:52,334 Welcome today! If you're a coward better stay away. 33 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:56,001 You'll watch and get the Cabaret of Death, 34 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:59,667 faces of death as a symphony. 35 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:08,417 Hello. 36 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:16,626 Faces of death as a symphony. 37 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,917 What's wrong again? 38 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,501 I rang. 39 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:27,167 I heard it. 40 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,917 But you have only just come now. 41 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:33,542 Mr. Naumann, there are 30 patients in this corridor, 42 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:36,501 and they are all sick. 43 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:40,542 And some ring over and over again. 44 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:41,209 Hello! 45 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:43,584 The bell is a signal for help in emergencies. 46 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,584 It' s not there to dispel boredom. 47 00:04:46,584 --> 00:04:47,209 Hello! 48 00:04:47,209 --> 00:04:48,917 But I'm in pain. 49 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:50,376 Where? 50 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:51,334 Here. 51 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:55,209 There's probably something in there, isn't it? 52 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:58,292 I don't have to go on that thing. 53 00:04:58,292 --> 00:05:00,917 Well, so cooperate a bit now. 54 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:01,542 Hello! 55 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:04,501 I don't have to go on that thing. 56 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:05,209 Hello! 57 00:05:05,376 --> 00:05:08,209 First ring and then 58 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:13,001 But I don't have to go on that thing. 59 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:25,959 Live from the morgue 60 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:31,334 In, out. In, out. All day long. 61 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:32,709 What? 62 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:36,292 No, not what you might think now. 63 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:40,042 Loaded in, empty out. 64 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:43,751 Loaded into the morgue, empty out. 65 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:47,542 It's all about them. 66 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:54,209 Otherwise, they would start to stink. 67 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:58,126 You don't want to know that. 68 00:05:58,126 --> 00:06:01,209 Luckily everything is regulated here. 69 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:04,292 For example, see the green tag on the toe. 70 00:06:04,292 --> 00:06:06,584 Everything is on it. 71 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:12,292 Name, date of birth, whether he was married, 72 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:17,626 when he died, why he died, if he died. 73 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:23,959 Sometimes they'd better write "why did someone live?". 74 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:27,501 Would make more sense. 75 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:30,584 Well, let's go ahead, boy. 76 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:37,001 Loaded up my trolley 77 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:49,751 And again: a partner for every single person and lots of entertainment 78 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:52,126 for us. 79 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:57,167 Here she is, our today's solo lady. 80 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:02,126 She doesn't know yet that she's part of the show. 81 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:09,542 We followed her data tracks on the net, 82 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:12,959 recovered all forgotten likes and comments, 83 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:16,251 photos and videos from the depths of the net. 84 00:07:16,876 --> 00:07:19,876 How cute 85 00:07:19,876 --> 00:07:22,459 Flush you down the toilet! 86 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,001 And there was quite a lotto be found. 87 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,001 Integration YES! But THEY have to stay out! Retch! 88 00:07:28,001 --> 00:07:29,876 My new kitchen. Only the COOK is missing 89 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:30,959 Idiot! 90 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:34,667 She posts photos and videos about her unfortunate dates. 91 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:41,501 As we sat at dinner, he looked at me, quite seductively, and said: 92 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,042 "Grunt for me". 93 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:46,959 I told him I was a little uncomfortable. 94 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:52,542 Then he hit on the table and said: "if you don't grunt, I'll get up and go." 95 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:57,501 I was perplexed and started - grunting. 96 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:05,084 We are watching you, Monique! 97 00:08:10,251 --> 00:08:14,292 She has set her mind being married at 40. 98 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:20,251 I found out that he made all his girlfriends grunt instead of moaning. 99 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,792 So, girls, stay away from this guy. 100 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,876 Now she's already 39. 101 00:08:25,876 --> 00:08:27,167 Please? 102 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,042 But that way 103 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,792 Dear males, don't you have anything up there in your dull skull? 104 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,126 Ain't gonna work. 105 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:34,667 The uneducated moron of the week. 106 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:39,626 On the chair with her. 107 00:08:39,626 --> 00:08:44,751 On the chair. On the chair. 108 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:54,584 Applause. Applause. Applause. 109 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:57,376 On the chair. On the chair. 110 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:09,376 Single with claim 111 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:12,209 So, excited? 112 00:09:12,209 --> 00:09:13,667 Uh 113 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,709 Well, wonderful. 114 00:09:15,709 --> 00:09:20,334 For those who are watching this game for the first time, 115 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:24,917 our charming Billie will provide a brief overview. 116 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:35,001 After our contestants have presented themselves, they will solve game tasks. 117 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:37,292 Challenges. 118 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:40,376 You, our audience, got to choose. 119 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:47,876 If you want to get to know them better, call this number or go online. 120 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:54,667 011221345678. 121 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,084 Maybe today you'll meet your partner for life. 122 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:03,001 Our Monique is really someone to touch. 123 00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:11,251 011221345678. 124 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:16,209 Dear Monique, your challenge is called: 125 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:19,667 boobs or culture. 126 00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:22,584 Did someone laugh? 127 00:10:22,584 --> 00:10:24,751 Dirty dog. 128 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,917 I don't know what to say 129 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,292 She doesn't know what to say. 130 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:35,667 But you do, don't you? 131 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,126 Wanna boobs or culture? 132 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,167 Boobs. Culture. 133 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:46,292 Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 134 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:51,792 Strip. Strip. Strip. 135 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:57,584 A partner for each single person. Lots of entertainment for our audience. 136 00:10:57,792 --> 00:11:00,126 Strip. Strip. Strip. 137 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:08,834 The task for our Monique is a special kind of dance. 138 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,959 A burlesque dance. 139 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:14,126 This idea came from Werner Steil, Aschaffenburg. 140 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:17,126 500 € for you, Mr. Steil. 141 00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:23,209 But first, our charming Miss Apple will show us how it's done. 142 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,459 I don't know 143 00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:10,167 She doesn't know 144 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,834 but I know that there are only tasks that are manageable. 145 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,584 We are not inhuman. 146 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:19,042 Just ordinary entertainment sadists. 147 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:29,584 But, Miss Apple, kids are watching too. 148 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,251 Vote for your single person 149 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:38,667 Who has hooters of sorrow, 150 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,751 mosquito bites and is flat as a slat? 151 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:42,667 a slat! 152 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:46,501 That is our Moni, 153 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:49,084 but luckily, she still has armpit fat. 154 00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,709 2, 3, 4 and all together now! 155 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,792 We want to see Moni, 156 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:58,251 Moni Mini, Moni Mini Melons dance. 157 00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:02,709 Yes, our Moni, Moni Mini, 158 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,917 Moni Mini Melons should twirl. 159 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,084 All together now! 160 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:12,542 Moni Mini Melons. Moni Mini Melons. 161 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,459 Moni Mini Melons. 162 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:35,334 That was a feast for eyes, for sure. 163 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:38,626 But, but. Who would drop a tear? 164 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:46,542 Wasn't it quite seductive? 165 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:50,376 Moni Mini Melons. Moni Mini Melons. 166 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,834 We want to see Moni, 167 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,459 Moni Mini, Moni Mini Melons dance. 168 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,292 Shame is only fear about yourself. 169 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:02,751 Yes, our Moni, Moni Mini, 170 00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:05,959 Moni Mini Melons should twirl. 171 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,626 2, 3, 4 and all together! 172 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:14,376 Moni Mini Melons. Moni Mini Melons. 173 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:23,584 Vote for your single person 174 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:30,917 Hello. 175 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:32,626 Hello. 176 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:33,834 Hello. 177 00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:38,542 Germany. 178 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,334 Hey, guys. 179 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,584 I am the one with the mask. 180 00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:50,001 I'm nothing and I own nothing. 181 00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,084 Nobody knows my face. 182 00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:56,167 But soon I'll be world-famous. 183 00:14:56,167 --> 00:15:01,167 Then I'll take off the mask, and everyone will know me. 184 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,959 I'm going to be a world-famous influencer. 185 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,292 Damn! 186 00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:22,709 O watching now 187 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:28,876 Well, then I'm not going to be a world-famous influencer. 188 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:37,167 Do we have to get into a fight every time we come here? 189 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:41,751 Each time it's 50 km here and 50 km back. 190 00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:45,001 Thinking of today petrol prices. 191 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:49,042 I don't enjoy coming here either, but 192 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:52,167 but one simply does it, right? 193 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,751 It's my father. 194 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:57,084 He has eternal life. 195 00:15:57,084 --> 00:16:01,167 He won't die, I tell you. Never. 196 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:03,667 The doctors think 197 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,792 They have been thinking for a half year. 198 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:10,292 A bit too much thinking if you ask me. 199 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,042 And your sister inherits the house. 200 00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:21,667 Hello. 201 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:32,209 - Hello Dad. - Hello Hermann, how are you? 202 00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:38,126 Hello, I am HELO, your smart home. 203 00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:43,834 To set the speech recognition properly, please repeat a few words for me. 204 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:44,501 Cat. 205 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:49,459 Cat. 206 00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:56,042 I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. 207 00:16:57,292 --> 00:17:00,876 Where are the instructions? 208 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,001 Here they are. 209 00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,959 I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. 210 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,542 I love you. 211 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,084 Always? 212 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,417 You can't ask things like that. 213 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,959 Why not? 214 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,584 Because I can only tell you about today. 215 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:21,001 Hello, I am HELO, your smart home. 216 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:26,459 To set the speech recognition properly, please repeat a few words for me. 217 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,251 Cat. 218 00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:30,251 Dog. 219 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:35,959 But I can tell you that I will always love you. 220 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:36,417 Dog. 221 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,834 You can say it, but you can't know. 222 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:40,542 Dog. 223 00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,292 But I know. 224 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:44,042 Mouse. 225 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,292 I know. 226 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:45,917 Mouse. 227 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:50,042 I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. 228 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:51,209 Mouse. 229 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,042 Cow. 230 00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:54,167 Cow. 231 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:57,709 This uncertainty frightens me. 232 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,709 Horse. 233 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:00,959 I can't sleep anymore. 234 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,001 Pig. 235 00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:03,334 Pig. 236 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:07,542 I can't sleep anymore, because I imagine you leave me tomorrow. 237 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,001 Thank you for the conversation. 238 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,126 I can't build anything anymore, 239 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,751 because I'm scared. 240 00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:21,001 The CO2 content in this room is too high. You should ventilate. 241 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,042 It's CO2 "concentration", numb nuts. 242 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,959 CO2 concentration, thanks for the correction. 243 00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:32,126 I love you. 244 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:36,084 Yes today. And tomorrow? 245 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:39,542 Tomorrow as well, certainly. 246 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:43,126 So, you can say that. 247 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:46,959 How far can you predict? 248 00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:52,876 Oh, leave me alone. 249 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:59,292 My love for you, your love for me they are just the same. 250 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:02,792 Everyone has just one heart, one heaven in this game. 251 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:08,042 My love for you, your love for me it has one single sense. 252 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:13,584 If I love you and you love me that's all that it depends. 253 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:21,001 Yes, I love you and you love me that's all that it depends. 254 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:45,959 That's not good. My stomach will hurt immediately. 255 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:50,417 Don't be so fussy, Mr. Naumann. The kids want to see their dad, don't they? 256 00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:54,376 They would rather see me in a coffin. 257 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:59,001 I'd love to have my peace. Forever. 258 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,376 Hello. 259 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,417 What's going on there? 260 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:06,126 It's like this all day. 261 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:11,792 My stomach will hurt immediately. Please, put my bed down again. 262 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,751 Now let's try this first, alright? 263 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:23,292 Doesn't the long journey cause you too many circumstances? 264 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,542 No. 265 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:25,417 Not at all. 266 00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:29,334 If we could, we would come much more often. 267 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,667 Hello. 268 00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,584 Hello. 269 00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:36,376 Hello! 270 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,667 I'm going to see what's going on there. 271 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,584 Mr. Naumann, I'm taking you for a duplex scan. 272 00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:46,709 No. 273 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,042 No. 274 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,626 They are experimenting with me here. 275 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:57,209 Dad, have a bit of confidence in the doctors.They will do the best for you. 276 00:20:57,209 --> 00:20:59,417 Leave my hand, I have to take this. 277 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,417 They shouldn't do any more for me. 278 00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:06,501 I've lived well. I actually wanted to die well. 279 00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,042 This is just torment. 280 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:13,042 Tubing, wires, blood pressure measurement, 281 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:16,542 sugar measurement, swallowing pills, 282 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:22,751 tube in, tube out tube in, tube out. 283 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:29,876 I introduce myself 284 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:34,084 I'm dancing like an elf 285 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:38,334 a dancer from the choir 286 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,876 beloved from everyone. 287 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:48,084 My cookies are with a bit, 288 00:21:48,084 --> 00:21:50,251 a small piece of 289 00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:50,792 shit! 290 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,001 butter. 291 00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:54,667 With my special spice 292 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:58,542 everybody's getting really nice. 293 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,459 Laura Laura Lett, 294 00:22:04,459 --> 00:22:06,876 I dance in the ballet. 295 00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:11,126 I'm dancing like a star 296 00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:14,709 beloved from everyone. 297 00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:45,584 Being old is horrible. 298 00:22:45,584 --> 00:22:50,584 You only live through memory. 299 00:22:52,292 --> 00:23:00,751 From dreams of long-lost youth, love and all that. 300 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:06,042 Waiting for death. 301 00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:12,251 Just waiting all day for death. 302 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:27,667 If the pushing carries on like this, I'll soon be able to lay here myself. 303 00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:31,084 That's the way it is. 304 00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:34,292 That's why I take a break now. 305 00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:40,876 That's the advantage about my customers. 306 00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:48,501 They have time. 307 00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,626 Lots of time. 308 00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,626 Zero hectic. 309 00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:59,542 You know, something hectic, like driving a bus or something like that, 310 00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:05,626 anything that has to do with a lot of people who are still alive, 311 00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:08,917 I couldn't do it. 312 00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:14,167 What happened there again? 313 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:17,626 There again. 314 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:23,209 The youngsters, they're not very particular. 315 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:26,667 How could it come to any precision that way? 316 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:30,126 Take a look. I show you. 317 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:32,542 Can you see? 318 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:37,917 They write: Gerda Gössner. S-i-n. Full stop. 319 00:24:39,084 --> 00:24:41,376 It's an abbreviation. 320 00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:43,417 But for what? 321 00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,667 Think about it. 322 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,709 Can you guess what it means? 323 00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:51,709 Single. 324 00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,917 What's the abbreviation? 325 00:24:55,084 --> 00:24:57,417 You save the -gle. 326 00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:00,376 But for that you need to set a full stop. 327 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,542 What's the gain? 328 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:06,167 It just leads to misunderstandings. 329 00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:10,167 A normal man thinks, an abbreviation comes of a longer word. 330 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:14,251 It could mean sinful as well. 331 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:17,542 So Gerda Gössner lived in sin, something like that. 332 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:20,709 That only leads to misunderstandings. 333 00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:26,917 "Single" also means free. 334 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:30,667 What do you think she was free of? 335 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,209 Certainly not free of sorrow. 336 00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:35,584 Now she's free. 337 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,126 More freedom doesn't exist. 338 00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:39,959 Free of life. 339 00:25:39,959 --> 00:25:43,167 But the youngsters don't see it. 340 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:48,542 Sin. Lol. ROTFL. 341 00:25:48,709 --> 00:25:51,626 No idea what it means. 342 00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:54,126 Laughed my ass off, something like that. 343 00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:56,334 What is the point of that? 344 00:25:56,334 --> 00:26:01,251 In the past you said to a single woman: she wasn't getting a person. 345 00:26:01,251 --> 00:26:04,792 Today it's called s-i-n. 346 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:08,792 And the whole thing is called progress. 347 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,501 Well, kiss my ass. 348 00:26:10,501 --> 00:26:13,167 So, girl, let's go. 349 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,292 Complete nonsense. 350 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:23,584 I'm just on desk duty now. Until everything is okay with my knee again. 351 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:25,876 Lots of screws have been put in. 352 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,584 It beeps quite nicely at the airport. 353 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:34,501 Here's the challenge for our Werner: 354 00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,084 "1 :30". 355 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:41,292 The idea came from Ulrich Zwängli from Paderborn. 500 € for you. 356 00:26:45,459 --> 00:26:51,501 Mr. Zwängli doesn't want to know whether Werner is intellectuell and educated. 357 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:54,917 He also doesn't want to know if Werner can be humorous. 358 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:58,501 He wants to know: has he got courage? 359 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:02,251 Courage. Courage. Courage. 360 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,542 Hello. Hello. Hello. 361 00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:07,417 Courage. Courage. Courage. 362 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:12,001 Yes, do you have courage, Mr. Kaiser? 363 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:13,751 I believe so. 364 00:27:13,751 --> 00:27:17,292 Your belief will do little to help you. 365 00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:26,292 While the button isn't pressed, you'll keep on fighting at your best. 366 00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:32,167 If you push its top our little game will stop. 367 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:39,501 You shall play with our charming assistant for one minute and 30 seconds. 368 00:27:45,501 --> 00:27:49,251 A partner for every single person, lots of entertainment 369 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,334 for us. 370 00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,959 The Strangler of Mannheim 371 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,292 Hello. 372 00:27:59,959 --> 00:28:02,959 Well, still brave? 373 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:05,459 Well 374 00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:23,084 Now clear the ring for the cruel Strangler of Mannheim. 375 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:57,084 Strangler. Strangler. Strangler. 376 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:02,584 The Strangler starts powerful. 377 00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:05,417 Werner went down. 378 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,501 The Strangler got him. 379 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,626 Werner doesn't give up. 380 00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:16,001 Go Werner, get up. 381 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:17,376 What is he doing now? 382 00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:18,251 Hello. 383 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,792 Now now... 384 00:29:24,042 --> 00:29:26,001 That hurts. 385 00:29:26,251 --> 00:29:27,917 Go, get up, Werner. 386 00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,167 Give everything. 387 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:31,876 Go, get up, Werner. 388 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:32,626 Hello. 389 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,042 Get that thing. Come on. 390 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:37,292 Hello. 391 00:29:38,334 --> 00:29:39,626 Come on. 392 00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:43,042 That's not all you've got. 393 00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:45,626 That's a Burning Hammer. 394 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:48,167 I can see it in Werners eyes. 395 00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:48,709 Hello. 396 00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:50,001 Werner! 397 00:29:56,834 --> 00:29:59,376 Werner is shock-proofed. 398 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:09,042 Oh, he will do the Neckbreaker. 399 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:11,501 Hello. 400 00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,417 Now the Torture Rack. 401 00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:16,251 The higher you climb, the further you have to fall. 402 00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:17,626 There it is! 403 00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:18,542 Hello. 404 00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:23,584 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 405 00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:27,834 543 2 1 406 00:30:28,084 --> 00:30:29,292 Yeah! 407 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:44,334 Strangler. Strangler. Strangler. 408 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:02,917 Vote for your single person 409 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:16,001 That really triggers a lot of likes. 410 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,834 A broken partner for every single person, 411 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:22,167 lots of entertainment for our audience. 412 00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:25,292 Vote for your single person 413 00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:35,001 Hello. Hello. 414 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:39,792 Please give me your hand for the evening descends 415 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:40,876 Hello. 416 00:31:40,876 --> 00:31:46,834 And the birds of my fear now come out of their hills, 417 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:52,542 climbing into the air, to fly to me. 418 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:58,626 Please give me your hand, then I can defeat them. 419 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:04,917 We want to be joyful and happy and now, here love each other. 420 00:32:04,917 --> 00:32:07,501 Tell me, beloved, 421 00:32:07,501 --> 00:32:13,334 why is my hand empty, when we lie together? 422 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:29,834 You're just an incurable pessimist. 423 00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:34,542 No. I just want to see true feelings. 424 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:39,959 Wherever I look, I only see lies and deceit and hypocrisy. 425 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:46,542 People only talk in rhetoric and with rehearsed "friendliness". 426 00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:51,001 I hardly know what's a mask and what I can believe anymore. 427 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:53,501 They are just manners. 428 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:59,084 He accuses everyone who is kind to their fellow people, 429 00:32:59,084 --> 00:33:02,542 who smiles and adapts to their environment. 430 00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:06,126 People are only friendly because they simply pretend. 431 00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:12,042 Everyone greets joyfully, no matter how you really are related. 432 00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:12,834 You, for example 433 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:16,917 Should I shout at everyone, so you are satisfied? 434 00:33:17,084 --> 00:33:21,084 You should be honest, if you know what that means. 435 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,501 Honest? 436 00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:28,459 You exaggerate sometimes, honestly. 437 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:33,959 I'm not calling myself a liar, just because I'm nice. 438 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:44,292 The world will not go under with a bit of kindness. 439 00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:46,001 But I will. 440 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:55,001 When her hand caresses me, that's wonderful. 441 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:59,834 But then the realization comes. 442 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:07,959 The certainty that she will embrace a person she doesn't like as well. 443 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:17,792 Doesn't she understand that her kindness is just fraud? 444 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:26,042 Nothing is real anymore. 445 00:34:26,209 --> 00:34:28,626 Nothing is true anymore. 446 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,334 A closeout of feelings. 447 00:34:32,334 --> 00:34:34,126 Everything is so 448 00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,876 empty. 449 00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:44,209 Does the pessimists' group want some food pleasure? 450 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:49,292 I have to exercise anyway. 451 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:56,334 Wherever there is a song, you can safely stay, 452 00:34:56,501 --> 00:35:00,584 without fear of what is believed in the country. 453 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:04,501 Wherever there is a song, no person will be robbed, 454 00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:08,584 for evil people have no songs. 455 00:35:09,792 --> 00:35:11,959 All together now 456 00:35:12,126 --> 00:35:18,001 With songs, every mother dedicates beautiful life to her love, 457 00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:24,251 carrying him smiling into May groves, to sing him the first lullaby. 458 00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:27,126 After success in Bavarian's border areas, 459 00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:30,709 NRW is now also deploying a volunteer security force. 460 00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:35,001 The focus is on preventing low-level crimes. 461 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,001 Hello. 462 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:41,417 The duties of the security force, made up of volunteer citizens, 463 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:46,501 include a presence in residential areas to prevent twilight burglaries 464 00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:51,042 and also the photographing of poorly cleared sidewalks. 465 00:35:51,042 --> 00:35:52,376 Hello. 466 00:35:54,292 --> 00:35:58,126 Wherever there is a song, you can safely stay, 467 00:35:58,292 --> 00:36:02,042 without fear of what is believed in the country. 468 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:05,917 Wherever there is a song, no person will be robbed, 469 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:10,084 for evil people have no songs. 470 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,001 - I'm going to get a weapon. - Weapon? 471 00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:15,917 - Knife, pepper spray, something like that. - Nonsense. 472 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:20,417 Just because someone stole your wallet, you want to go on a personhunt ? 473 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,584 - I don't want to hunt people. - What else ? 474 00:36:22,584 --> 00:36:24,084 - I want to protect myself. - Protect ? 475 00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:28,042 You've seen too many movies. In any case, I reject violence. 476 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:32,001 On the Internet there is a weapon called Migrant Terror. 477 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,667 I no longer listen to such nonsense. 478 00:36:35,959 --> 00:36:41,084 With songs, young love speaks what is unspeakable 479 00:36:41,251 --> 00:36:45,834 I've been to the US before. And the US are the greatest of all democracies. 480 00:36:46,001 --> 00:36:48,001 Yes, it is. 481 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:52,501 The US. That's why I know it very well: 482 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:56,084 a proper democracy needs a powerful army first of all. 483 00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:57,459 An army? 484 00:36:57,459 --> 00:37:01,792 Yes. How else do you want to teach democracy to all the dictators? 485 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:05,459 The native people of the US believe that they're 486 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:08,626 robbed of their souls when they're filmed. 487 00:37:10,584 --> 00:37:16,126 In a football stadium, 488 00:37:16,126 --> 00:37:19,751 they are always beating each other up. 489 00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:22,751 On YouTube too. 490 00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:27,792 Have you ever heard of two choirs meeting 491 00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:29,167 Yes? 492 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:32,459 Have you ever heard of them beating each other up? 493 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,251 Or that there is police at a choir 494 00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:36,292 No. 495 00:37:36,292 --> 00:37:39,792 With German Shepherds and water cannons. 496 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:46,084 Wherever there is a song, you can safely stay, 497 00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:49,542 without fear of what is believed in the country. 498 00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:52,959 There even are vegan dildos. 499 00:37:52,959 --> 00:37:56,084 I used to have the Rabbit Pearl, which glows in the dark. 500 00:37:56,084 --> 00:37:57,501 It's quite practical. 501 00:37:57,501 --> 00:38:01,626 The Bonobos settle conflicts through sex and love. 502 00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:06,417 That would be something: world peace through dildos. 503 00:38:06,959 --> 00:38:13,209 Imagine giving the soldiers dildos instead of guns. 504 00:38:16,584 --> 00:38:19,334 Friendly fire, so to speak. 505 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:27,292 - Go for it, my comrades, - the weapons nicely stretched. 506 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:32,792 - All standing stiff and straight, - their purpose will be matched. 507 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:38,126 - We have to guard ourselves - against each foreign man. 508 00:38:38,126 --> 00:38:43,376 - And block his penetration - of our own terrain. 509 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:54,167 Forward, my comrades, the weapon nicely stretched. 510 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:59,626 All standing stiff and straight, their purpose will be matched. 511 00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:04,959 We have to guard ourselves against each foreign man. 512 00:39:04,959 --> 00:39:10,209 And block his penetration of our own terrain. 513 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:18,376 German pussies they should be only our possession, 514 00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:23,834 German pussies are not for everyone. 515 00:39:23,834 --> 00:39:29,501 Never bother our procession, 516 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:36,334 'cause just a German cock is capable to really get these pussies on. 517 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:45,459 'Cause just a German cock is capable to really get our pussies on. 518 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,584 It's different for a woman. 519 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:29,501 I will still love you even if you have a few wrinkles. 520 00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:35,792 Even if I look like this? 521 00:40:38,709 --> 00:40:42,917 That's how we're driven into a compulsion to comply. 522 00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:48,459 Youth and strength and spotlessness. All that shit. 523 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:51,334 Wrinkles away with Wrinkle Scare. 524 00:40:51,501 --> 00:40:56,959 Available now on special offer at Beauty Palace. 50g for 9,99 €. 525 00:40:56,959 --> 00:41:00,459 - Should I order some? - HELO, no. 526 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,751 I'll change the settings. 527 00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:05,751 Well, it's your decision. 528 00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:12,334 Sometimes I'm afraid of getting old as well. 529 00:41:12,334 --> 00:41:16,376 Not because of wrinkles, but because of the power. 530 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:23,251 As long as you're young, you have the power to dream. 531 00:41:23,459 --> 00:41:26,792 This power is being destroyed. 532 00:41:27,626 --> 00:41:31,417 You accept your circumstances. 533 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:35,876 It's called becoming a realist. 534 00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:39,376 I don't want to be a realist. 535 00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:43,042 Dreams keep us alive. 536 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,792 And dreams devour us. 537 00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:48,042 Quote from Roland Reber. 538 00:41:48,042 --> 00:41:52,292 Roland Reber is a German director, writer and actor. 539 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:57,042 - After the acting school - HELO, stop. 540 00:41:57,709 --> 00:42:00,376 I turn the shitty thing off. 541 00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:02,542 It's not that easy. When you 542 00:42:02,542 --> 00:42:05,709 Don't turn off. Don't turn off. 543 00:42:12,459 --> 00:42:15,834 Don't turn off. Don't turn off. 544 00:42:17,751 --> 00:42:18,667 So. 545 00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:23,959 . Also turns off the light, 't-he Wi-Fi, the freezer 546 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,917 all things actually. 547 00:42:50,709 --> 00:42:53,292 If we love each other, 548 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:57,709 if we build an island where we can dream, 549 00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:00,501 we will never grow old. 550 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:05,209 You only get old inside here. 551 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:11,959 No person is an island. 552 00:43:12,626 --> 00:43:15,001 I wrote a new poem. 553 00:43:19,042 --> 00:43:21,501 Read it to me later. I have to go now. 554 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:25,459 When you turn on HELO, the lights will turn on too. 555 00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:28,084 Bye. 556 00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:30,542 Bye. 557 00:43:44,209 --> 00:43:50,459 When the power left them on the long journey of their desire, 558 00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:57,667 they wouldn't leave each other anymore, because they couldn't do it anymore. 559 00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:03,667 They were afraid of the lonely shores. 560 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:08,959 Rather die together, that's what they said. 561 00:44:10,959 --> 00:44:13,292 Love is like a river, 562 00:44:14,417 --> 00:44:17,084 in which you can swim, 563 00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:20,417 but also drown. 564 00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,126 Die, you dirty cunt. 565 00:44:27,126 --> 00:44:29,542 Hollow slut, you should be shot. 566 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,876 You should be thrown into a harvester. 567 00:44:31,876 --> 00:44:35,792 Isn't it possible to lock this woman in a labour camp? 568 00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:39,751 Get properly fucked, then drown yourself in the loo. 569 00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:45,417 In the last show, my experiment "unwrapped" was shown. 570 00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:50,626 She got out of the car and was not wearing any upper well, naked. 571 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:53,126 Great. Nipple freedom for everyone. 572 00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:57,501 Nasty. You could see absolutely everything. 573 00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:59,667 As long as you can look away there's nothing wrong with it. 574 00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:01,292 And all of it in public. 575 00:45:01,459 --> 00:45:03,001 Will this be broadcasted? 576 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:07,959 Can you cut out my face? If my colleagues got to see this 577 00:45:07,959 --> 00:45:13,709 What started as a self-experiment, ended in a shit-tsunami on social media. 578 00:45:13,709 --> 00:45:16,501 - Die, you dirty cunt. - Fucking cunt. 579 00:45:16,501 --> 00:45:18,959 - Bitch. - Ugly, you have no value. 580 00:45:18,959 --> 00:45:23,709 - You are a shame! - You are a shame! 581 00:45:24,042 --> 00:45:27,126 Shame. Shame. Shame. 582 00:45:27,126 --> 00:45:28,376 Die, you dirty cunt. 583 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:31,959 Everyone has the right to freely express and share their opinions 584 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:33,751 in words, writing and images. 585 00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:37,001 You should be thrown into a harvester! 586 00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:39,626 I'll smash your skull, whore! 587 00:45:39,626 --> 00:45:40,084 Whore. 588 00:45:40,084 --> 00:45:40,917 Just wait! 589 00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:41,584 Whore! 590 00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:43,667 Human dignity is inviolable. 591 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:44,959 Old wrinkled skin. 592 00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,876 I throw up thanks to some comments here. 593 00:45:47,876 --> 00:45:48,334 Whore. 594 00:45:48,501 --> 00:45:49,084 Whore! 595 00:45:49,084 --> 00:45:53,042 There should only be comments that you would as well say to someones face. 596 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:55,084 First think, then comment. 597 00:45:55,084 --> 00:46:00,417 That's why we're starting a call to all hate net commentators: 598 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,959 flashmob "Talk to Patsy". 599 00:46:04,709 --> 00:46:09,876 Let's talk to each other about this subject, we're happy to argue. 600 00:46:09,876 --> 00:46:14,584 But face to face. 601 00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:46,667 Hey, guys. 602 00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:48,876 I am the one with the mask. 603 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:51,751 I'm nothing and I own nothing. 604 00:46:51,751 --> 00:46:54,167 Nobody knows my face. 605 00:46:54,876 --> 00:46:58,042 But soon I will be world-famous. 606 00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:02,584 Then I'll take off the mask, and everyone will know me. 607 00:47:05,334 --> 00:47:08,501 I'm going to be a world-famous superstar. 608 00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:25,251 O watching now 609 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:29,376 Video recording begins. 610 00:47:44,501 --> 00:47:49,542 Where do we get if everyone hangs out their tits or wiener in the future. 611 00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:52,917 Do-gooder, too, must follow the rules. 612 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:56,959 This naked tastelessness was an insult to decent people. 613 00:47:56,959 --> 00:48:00,917 For that, I'm destroying you now, Patsy. 614 00:48:05,751 --> 00:48:08,459 O watching now 615 00:48:13,501 --> 00:48:17,084 Even Patsy should show respect for feelings of others. 616 00:48:17,084 --> 00:48:20,292 Not everyone wants to see something like this unasked. 617 00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:24,709 Male nipples in public are allowed, but female ones must be covered. 618 00:48:24,709 --> 00:48:28,834 Are women's nipples more offensive than men's? 619 00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:31,584 Such things traumatize. 620 00:48:31,584 --> 00:48:36,042 Yes, of course, a naked women is traumatizing. You are way over the top. 621 00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:37,626 O watching now 622 00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:40,792 I want to inspire you out there with my action. 623 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:45,084 Take it into your own hands. Don't wait for the shitty politicians. 624 00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:50,459 I'm now streaming all of this live on Facebook. You can be there directly. 625 00:48:50,459 --> 00:48:53,376 Not fake, but real and uncensored. 626 00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:58,376 This is the glorious age of video. 627 00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:10,417 Bang, Patsy! Bang! Bang! 628 00:49:10,751 --> 00:49:13,459 O watching now 629 00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:19,626 Now I will destroy you! 630 00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:27,001 - Stop. - Let me through. 631 00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:29,001 We're discussing here. 632 00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:31,959 Keep your trap shut. Fuck off! 633 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:42,417 Are you ok? 634 00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:11,876 Stop it! He's already lying on the floor. 635 00:50:13,251 --> 00:50:16,376 That really happens now./ Awesome video./ No mercy. 636 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:19,376 Do you have to show that? / Then just look away. / Slap-bang! 637 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,126 Stop it now! 638 00:50:35,209 --> 00:50:36,584 The flute. 639 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,126 O watching now 640 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,751 Well, then I'm not going to be a world-famous superstar. 641 00:50:55,209 --> 00:50:57,209 He wanted it, he got it. 642 00:50:57,209 --> 00:50:59,501 Wild people only understand one language. 643 00:50:59,501 --> 00:51:01,751 I'm shocked. 644 00:51:01,751 --> 00:51:05,292 Exactly this shit I like to see. 645 00:51:07,751 --> 00:51:14,167 I'm driving with my Dora and Dora is driving with me. 646 00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:19,959 Above us shines the aurora, and here below shine we. 647 00:51:20,126 --> 00:51:23,292 I carry my light, I don't feel afraid. 648 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:26,709 La bimmel, la bammel, la boom. 649 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,334 Her light is gone, she's finally home. 650 00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:34,959 La bimmel, la bammel, la boom. 651 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:37,834 La bimmel, la bammel, la boom. 652 00:51:49,501 --> 00:51:52,167 What's this, you're leaving us? 653 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:52,959 Yes. 654 00:51:53,126 --> 00:51:55,792 Hasn't it stopped your attack? 655 00:51:56,751 --> 00:52:00,209 Brazil. Land in the sun. 656 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,167 Idiot. 657 00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:05,001 Ok. Are you ready? 658 00:52:06,042 --> 00:52:07,876 I don't feel like. Must write something. 659 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,042 What do you have to write? 660 00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:11,959 Yes what? 661 00:52:11,959 --> 00:52:17,084 I want to sell all my scripts. I need money. For Brazil. 662 00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:18,334 He's crazy. 663 00:52:18,334 --> 00:52:21,376 But today is our club day. 664 00:52:21,542 --> 00:52:24,292 I've got a proposal for you. 665 00:52:24,292 --> 00:52:27,876 I'll go to the club and pick up the people. 666 00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:30,584 Then we can make ourselves comfortable at yours. 667 00:52:30,584 --> 00:52:34,126 You can keep on writing and everyone is happy. 668 00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:37,084 For my sake. 669 00:52:37,084 --> 00:52:43,251 No chaos, I know. We'll bring everything we need with us. 670 00:52:44,792 --> 00:52:49,792 It was an extreme action, your flashmob. 671 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:54,001 More punches than talking. Well, see you later. 672 00:52:58,959 --> 00:53:01,459 What's all that about? 673 00:53:04,126 --> 00:53:07,334 I'm going to Brazil. With you. 674 00:53:10,126 --> 00:53:14,084 You write plays and you can't sell them. Good. 675 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:21,917 You write poems that get every good- humoured person depressed. Good. 676 00:53:23,001 --> 00:53:29,501 You opened this cultural pub here that no one wanted to visit. Good. 677 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:38,834 I'm being patient, because I feel a strong affection for you for inexplicable reasons. 678 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:41,001 But Brazil? 679 00:53:42,834 --> 00:53:44,626 Should we swim? 680 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:48,709 No. We'll sail. With my boat. 681 00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:52,584 You won't even get over Lake Starnberg with that. 682 00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:56,792 I'll sell all my texts and buy an ocean yacht. 683 00:53:56,792 --> 00:53:59,251 Good. Sell them first. 684 00:54:00,209 --> 00:54:05,042 At the moment you're still living on my earnings, Mr. Writer. 685 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:17,626 I need to get out of here. This land is not for a poet. 686 00:54:19,334 --> 00:54:23,459 One day, the poet wondered what he really was. 687 00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:28,959 Reflecting on this problem, he forgot his work. 688 00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:31,501 So, he became a poet. 689 00:54:34,209 --> 00:54:35,876 Hey, guys. 690 00:54:35,876 --> 00:54:38,001 I am the one with the mask. 691 00:54:38,334 --> 00:54:40,751 I'm nothing and I've nothing. 692 00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,792 Nobody knows my face. 693 00:54:43,792 --> 00:54:47,167 But soon I will be world-famous. 694 00:54:48,626 --> 00:54:52,584 Then I'll take off the mask, and everyone will know me. 695 00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:56,251 I'm going to be a world-famous comedian. 696 00:54:58,917 --> 00:55:01,459 I wrote this piece myself. 697 00:55:01,459 --> 00:55:04,376 I'll start with the final scene. 698 00:55:04,376 --> 00:55:06,709 Keep watching! 699 00:55:06,709 --> 00:55:08,709 I'll start now. 700 00:55:13,167 --> 00:55:14,792 Ohhhhhhhh. 701 00:55:19,959 --> 00:55:21,584 Ahhhhhhhh. 702 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:27,667 All these years you've mocked and ridiculed me. 703 00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:34,917 You humiliated me because my art uncovered you, 704 00:55:36,001 --> 00:55:37,959 exposed you. 705 00:55:39,626 --> 00:55:48,667 I was the cruel, incorruptible mirror of your misdeed. 706 00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:53,376 Hahahahaha. 707 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:59,209 Laughing, I throw it away, my life. 708 00:55:59,209 --> 00:56:02,751 There, take it. 709 00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:07,834 It's worth nothing to me anymore. 710 00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:17,084 You've bent my soul 711 00:56:17,084 --> 00:56:22,417 like a beautiful dancer. 712 00:56:40,042 --> 00:56:44,084 O watching now 713 00:56:46,459 --> 00:56:50,876 Well, then I'm not going to be a world-famous comedian. 714 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:59,876 Attention! People are standing at the front door. Do we want to let them in? 715 00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:07,459 Brazil! Look what I baked for you. 716 00:57:08,084 --> 00:57:09,917 Hi. Hello. 717 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:16,459 My cookies are with a bit 718 00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:20,542 Look who we were able to convince to come. 719 00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:22,501 Farewell party, right, Frank? 720 00:57:22,501 --> 00:57:25,501 Hopefully it doesn't end for you like it did for Jürgen. 721 00:57:25,501 --> 00:57:28,626 - When do you finally start? - Leave me alone. 722 00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:32,167 You got your will, you are here. Now let me write, too. 723 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:34,126 That's what we agreed on, Lola. 724 00:57:34,126 --> 00:57:37,251 All right, big master. 725 00:57:38,042 --> 00:57:40,917 Cookies. Home-baked cookies. 726 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:46,542 I have a headache. I'm going to lie down. 727 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,834 Typical. 728 00:57:47,834 --> 00:57:52,126 First you bring along the pack and then you piss off. 729 00:57:52,126 --> 00:57:54,584 HELO, start the playlist. 730 00:57:54,751 --> 00:57:56,792 Playlist started. 731 00:57:57,959 --> 00:58:00,334 Get well soon, Patsy. 732 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,251 Are you really leaving? 733 00:58:36,001 --> 00:58:40,251 My tired body wants to rest where sunlight isn't faded 734 00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:44,751 and mend my stupid soul at best where palm trees keep it shaded. 735 00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:48,959 I will forget your hate and fight of which I am so stricken 736 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:54,042 and with a friend I might invite him out for chicken. 737 00:59:08,834 --> 00:59:13,834 It's useful for self-optimization. The watch measures my steps. 738 00:59:14,001 --> 00:59:16,876 Today, I'm missing lots of steps. 739 00:59:17,042 --> 00:59:21,376 At 50, you don't need to be perfect, you just need to enjoy live. 740 00:59:21,376 --> 00:59:23,959 Even at 70, you can be like at 30. 741 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:28,084 Yes. But only for half an hour a day. 742 00:59:29,292 --> 00:59:31,376 Move! 743 00:59:33,292 --> 00:59:36,584 Everything in life can be summarized in three words: 744 00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:39,751 Beer. Dude. Wicked. 745 00:59:42,209 --> 00:59:44,084 Wicked. 746 00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:48,876 There are a few "herbs" in them. 747 01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:05,084 Been 748 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,542 Photos will follow! 749 01:00:34,876 --> 01:00:35,542 Been 750 01:00:36,751 --> 01:00:37,459 Dude. 751 01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:38,751 Wicked. 752 01:00:39,376 --> 01:00:43,667 We want to be joyful and happy 753 01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:45,042 and be happy 754 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,126 with and without wrinkles. 755 01:00:47,126 --> 01:00:50,917 With and without wrinkles. 756 01:00:54,209 --> 01:00:55,126 Been 757 01:00:57,376 --> 01:01:02,584 Why is my hand so empty 758 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:07,667 when I hold yours? 759 01:01:08,376 --> 01:01:11,667 Because you hold on to your fear instead of my hand. 760 01:01:16,584 --> 01:01:18,459 Have you tried these? 761 01:01:18,459 --> 01:01:20,376 This time with "herbs". 762 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:23,751 Or is your credit of calories already used up for today? 763 01:01:23,751 --> 01:01:25,376 Exercise! 764 01:01:26,126 --> 01:01:31,334 Don't let a watch determine your life. 765 01:01:39,584 --> 01:01:40,501 Silence! 766 01:01:40,501 --> 01:01:44,876 You slipped/Emergency call./I'm fine. 767 01:02:08,501 --> 01:02:11,542 Enough for now, my dear. 768 01:02:13,751 --> 01:02:17,376 - WTF is in the cookies! - Make some videos! 769 01:02:20,876 --> 01:02:26,084 Jürgen travelled the world for weeks. 770 01:02:28,292 --> 01:02:33,042 He wrote cards to us from all corners of the earth. 771 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:41,501 If you feel lonely and alone always remember: you don't need to. 772 01:02:41,709 --> 01:02:43,792 You don't need to. 773 01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:53,084 Once, I drove through the Black Forest and saw Jürgen sitting in front of a cottage. 774 01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:56,542 I'll let you in. 775 01:02:58,376 --> 01:03:02,042 At home there was a postcard in my mailbox. 776 01:03:02,209 --> 01:03:06,251 "Sun greetings from Brazil. Jürgen." 777 01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:10,792 I've to get fucked again 778 01:03:10,959 --> 01:03:12,376 from the crowd of princes. 779 01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:14,626 His cover was blown then. 780 01:03:14,626 --> 01:03:16,792 From the crowd of princes. 781 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:19,584 Jürgen never left Germany. 782 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:22,292 He only went to the Black Forest. 783 01:03:22,292 --> 01:03:23,626 Where might our Jana be? 784 01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:26,542 He gave his postcards to a flight attendant. 785 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:27,584 Dude. 786 01:03:27,584 --> 01:03:29,417 In Hamburg or in Munich? 787 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:35,251 We all pooled together and gave him a holiday in Greece. 788 01:03:35,251 --> 01:03:38,459 It was his first stay abroad. 789 01:03:38,459 --> 01:03:39,292 Wicked. 790 01:03:39,292 --> 01:03:42,542 She will fulfill them right away, 791 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:46,959 He died in a fatal accident in Athens. 792 01:03:48,084 --> 01:03:51,126 He hadn't sent any postcards. 793 01:03:51,876 --> 01:03:55,167 We're a very horny crowd 794 01:03:55,334 --> 01:03:57,709 ... never ever worry ... 795 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:03,042 My death is like a butterfly, approaching from the distance. 796 01:04:04,042 --> 01:04:08,709 So, don't you be a foolish guy and live your life to the full. 797 01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:11,542 - To Jürgen. - Beer. 798 01:04:11,542 --> 01:04:13,876 She will fulfill our desires. 799 01:04:17,376 --> 01:04:19,251 Kiss my back. 800 01:04:25,501 --> 01:04:31,042 I'm driving with my trolley and my trolley with me. 801 01:04:31,709 --> 01:04:38,792 And I'll have another Schnaps, that's better than a beer. 802 01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:45,792 Today I've got something to celebrate. 803 01:04:46,876 --> 01:04:48,542 Have a look. 804 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:51,251 That's what I call a dream corpse. 805 01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:54,917 It arrives here properly packaged. 806 01:04:55,334 --> 01:04:57,584 See the difference. 807 01:04:57,792 --> 01:05:02,334 Normally they just chuck a green cloth over them, done. 808 01:05:02,834 --> 01:05:08,084 Here it has this white hygienic bag. 809 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:12,459 That's dead chic, isn't it? 810 01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:15,709 Should introduce them everywhere. 811 01:05:15,876 --> 01:05:19,917 I know, it costs a bit more: 3,50 €. 812 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:27,209 Ok, appearance doesn't matter anymore, right? 813 01:05:28,417 --> 01:05:36,834 But, if you go to heaven, the way we've been taught at school, 814 01:05:37,709 --> 01:05:44,459 one in his ugly green cloth, the other one in this beautiful hygienic bag. 815 01:05:44,459 --> 01:05:45,709 And? 816 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:53,209 The gatekeeper says: "You in your filthy sheet - goodbye! 817 01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:58,626 Beautiful white sack - come in." 818 01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:00,917 Understand? 819 01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:06,459 He's not going to heaven because of damn 3,50 €. 820 01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:11,042 That's what you call the welfare state. 821 01:06:13,876 --> 01:06:17,459 But I took precautions. 822 01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:20,209 Understand? 823 01:06:21,917 --> 01:06:26,626 I went to the staff council and said: 824 01:06:27,334 --> 01:06:31,626 "Folks, have 3,50€. 825 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:38,167 Should I lie on this trolley one day, then please the white bag." 826 01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,417 Understand? 827 01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,751 Brains. 828 01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:56,376 I slept 2 hours too long today. 829 01:06:56,376 --> 01:06:58,376 Yesterday, all those calories 830 01:06:58,376 --> 01:07:00,709 Did your tracker tell you that? 831 01:07:01,376 --> 01:07:06,667 I'm also 88 steps short by now. I'll have to run them afterwards. 832 01:07:09,376 --> 01:07:11,542 You can also overdo it. 833 01:07:12,126 --> 01:07:15,292 Some people feed only on light. 834 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:20,251 If everyone did that, it would soon be dark everywhere. 835 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:21,459 Wicked. 836 01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:24,834 Take a look. 837 01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:33,959 Haha. Just laugh at me. 838 01:07:33,959 --> 01:07:36,834 Billie with many pillies. Haha. 839 01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,501 Pimp your body app. Hahaha. 840 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:45,667 Since I was 35, my hair started to fall out. 841 01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:49,626 There's only so much left when it's wet. 842 01:07:51,459 --> 01:07:53,417 I like long hair. 843 01:07:53,584 --> 01:07:57,251 I tried to keep it long for as long as possible. 844 01:07:57,417 --> 01:08:00,251 Now it won't work anymore. 845 01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:11,542 No matter where I look, there's a black hole. 846 01:08:13,209 --> 01:08:17,834 A deep black abyss. Family, friends, 847 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:25,334 work, partner - nothing. 848 01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:34,084 I even have hardly any show. 849 01:08:34,251 --> 01:08:40,126 I've only been exercising my whole life. I invested everything into this body. 850 01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:44,084 And now? Nothing. 851 01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:50,584 Well, who wants to see a bald bunny. 852 01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:57,376 I don't lose that much hair anymore now. There's hardly any left. 853 01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:02,459 Fear eat hair up. 854 01:09:03,792 --> 01:09:04,751 What? 855 01:09:05,001 --> 01:09:08,667 A film by Fassbinder. 856 01:09:09,376 --> 01:09:13,167 But it was called something different, I think. 857 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:22,501 You can join me in the retirement sharing-flat. 858 01:09:22,751 --> 01:09:26,167 A place has become vacant right now. 859 01:09:28,501 --> 01:09:34,626 Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the fairest in this land? 860 01:09:42,334 --> 01:09:45,792 I'm Lola with the suntan oil, 861 01:09:45,792 --> 01:09:48,667 without pills, I'm not longer beautiful. 862 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:52,042 Men become more interesting, strong and are called complete. 863 01:09:52,209 --> 01:09:57,959 Women just get saggy, and then they are rotten meat. 864 01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:01,876 When your fourtieth year is over, 865 01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:04,709 a woman's as good as dead. 866 01:10:04,876 --> 01:10:07,959 It would be best to seek an early grave. 867 01:10:08,126 --> 01:10:12,084 No alcohol, no nicotine, no ray of sunshine will be pardoned. 868 01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:17,001 I need my beauty sleep, otherwise I'll be punished. 869 01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:22,667 I'm Lola with the midlife crisis, 870 01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:25,917 and I'm in need as I get more wrinkles. 871 01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:29,292 Hear my last wishes: I need more pills! 872 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:33,251 Then I send nice greetings to my old crow's feet. 873 01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:57,417 Elastane or collagen, what should I take today? 874 01:10:57,584 --> 01:11:02,709 Hyaluronic acid or silicone, I've taken it all already. 875 01:11:11,209 --> 01:11:14,959 Lola. Lola. Lola. 876 01:11:40,959 --> 01:11:45,126 It's like the wheel keeps spinning forever. 877 01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:47,917 As if there's no end. 878 01:11:49,251 --> 01:11:51,001 Just a go forth, 879 01:11:52,626 --> 01:11:55,709 a go to the finish. 880 01:11:58,417 --> 01:12:03,626 Just before the end, it's like a beginning. 881 01:12:04,584 --> 01:12:08,876 There's also this threat of an afterlife. 882 01:12:10,709 --> 01:12:14,042 As if one hadn't been through enough. 883 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:18,209 As if the level of torment wasn't at its maximum. 884 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:21,751 As if one suffering had to follow the other. 885 01:12:25,751 --> 01:12:29,709 When I'm dead, I want to be nothing. 886 01:12:30,876 --> 01:12:34,584 Just as I was nothing before. 887 01:12:37,709 --> 01:12:41,667 So why be sad about death? 888 01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:48,917 Then I would have to be sad about the time before I was born? 889 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:56,042 Because nothing is nothing, 890 01:12:57,417 --> 01:12:59,459 before and after. 891 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:04,792 So why mourn? 892 01:13:06,042 --> 01:13:07,167 Hello. 893 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:19,251 I'm just so lonely, because I'm alone. 894 01:13:29,626 --> 01:13:36,167 And again: a partner for every single person and lots of entertainment 895 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:37,501 for us. 896 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,209 Hello. 897 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:43,292 I studied International Business Management. 898 01:13:43,584 --> 01:13:47,042 And I thought about what I would do next. 899 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:52,917 Go in the economic business or do something completely different. 900 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:55,626 I have a lot of energy, and I want to share it with others. 901 01:13:55,792 --> 01:13:58,626 That's how I arrived at my Happy Day. 902 01:13:58,626 --> 01:14:02,584 Here in me, there I am. 903 01:14:02,584 --> 01:14:04,917 - And I know who I am. - And I know who I am. 904 01:14:04,917 --> 01:14:07,584 - And I know what I am. - And I know what I am. 905 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,417 - I am free. - I am free. 906 01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:11,292 - I am myself. - I am myself. 907 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:13,376 - I am strong. - I am strong. 908 01:14:13,751 --> 01:14:22,667 Yes, and for 9,95 € a month, he'll share his Happy Day with you all. 909 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,959 There still remains something from your studies, Richie. 910 01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:30,584 I'm able to motivate anyone. Everyone. 911 01:14:31,584 --> 01:14:39,584 I've seen someone start out as a nobody, and he's a big star today. It's all there. 912 01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:40,709 Yes! 913 01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:43,459 You just have to make the jump. 914 01:14:43,459 --> 01:14:47,417 I've changed so many lives through my Happy Day. 915 01:14:51,376 --> 01:14:57,334 The young ladies are already salivating. 916 01:14:57,501 --> 01:15:02,751 Do you have any negative sides, Richie? 917 01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:09,042 I understand. 918 01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:13,292 Do you want to tell anything else, Richie? 919 01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:17,334 I'm driving a big BMW, if anyone is interested. 920 01:15:21,167 --> 01:15:24,709 Here's the today's challenge for our Happy Boy Richie: 921 01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:28,709 Sabine Brückner from Regensburg, 500 € for you, Mrs. Brückner, 922 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:38,542 wants to know if your Happy Day can also change this life. 923 01:15:43,792 --> 01:15:45,542 Hey, guys. 924 01:15:45,876 --> 01:15:48,626 I am the one with the mask. 925 01:15:48,626 --> 01:15:50,834 I'm nothing and I own nothing. 926 01:15:51,584 --> 01:15:53,542 Nobody knows my face. 927 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:57,292 But shortly I will be world-famous. 928 01:15:57,667 --> 01:16:02,334 Then I'll take off the mask, and everyone will know me. 929 01:16:03,667 --> 01:16:07,209 I'm going to be a world-famous suicide. 930 01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:12,167 I am today's face of death. 931 01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:27,792 This is the one with the mask who's looking for meaning. 932 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:40,709 Richie, your job is to stop the one with the mask from committing suicide. 933 01:16:42,501 --> 01:16:44,792 Prevent the jump, so to speak. 934 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:45,334 Yes! 935 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:52,792 Can you do that too, Richie? 936 01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:10,584 For our younger viewers, same applies again: 937 01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:14,251 please, dear kids, don't imitate this. 938 01:17:16,542 --> 01:17:20,126 Vote for your single person 939 01:17:26,459 --> 01:17:28,501 Look at me. Look at me! 940 01:17:30,376 --> 01:17:31,792 Look at me! 941 01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:37,459 We're now doing Happy Day together. 942 01:17:38,417 --> 01:17:41,334 Happy Day. Happy Day. 943 01:17:42,876 --> 01:17:45,792 Happy Day. Happy Day. 944 01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:48,292 Happy Day. Happy Day. 945 01:17:48,626 --> 01:17:54,042 Happy Death. Happy Death. 946 01:18:09,376 --> 01:18:11,876 Repeat my words. 947 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,751 Here in me, there I am. 948 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:17,959 And I know who I am. 949 01:18:20,876 --> 01:18:23,417 - I know who I am. - Great! 950 01:18:23,876 --> 01:18:25,917 I know what I am. 951 01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,292 Right! 952 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:32,167 But I will never tell you. 953 01:18:47,167 --> 01:18:49,834 Video transmission is online. 954 01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:59,209 Watching now 955 01:19:08,584 --> 01:19:09,334 watching now 956 01:19:11,334 --> 01:19:15,376 watching now 957 01:19:21,792 --> 01:19:24,292 That's the meaning of life? 958 01:19:25,167 --> 01:19:27,334 Yes, you're amazed. 959 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:29,709 Me too. 960 01:19:43,626 --> 01:19:48,834 HELO, numb nuts, start audio recording. 961 01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:54,126 Hello Frank, audio recording has started. 962 01:19:54,459 --> 01:19:57,917 What would happen to ten-year-old 963 01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:02,667 if he didn't have Neymar as an example, 964 01:20:02,834 --> 01:20:05,126 but a boxer instead 965 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:10,251 who can not only give but also take. 966 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:16,417 He wouldn't learn to cheat. 967 01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:20,709 He would learn to endure. 968 01:20:24,126 --> 01:20:26,459 "Do the Neymar": 969 01:20:26,459 --> 01:20:30,292 painful wrangling. Dramatic ground roll. 970 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:36,584 Pretending a foul to gain an advantage. 971 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,542 Good bye, poet Frank. 972 01:20:45,501 --> 01:20:50,709 Mask. Mask. Mask. 973 01:21:09,001 --> 01:21:14,209 Mask. Mask. Mask. 974 01:21:17,501 --> 01:21:24,167 Watching now 975 01:21:46,084 --> 01:21:52,459 When the Aswan Dam was built, 976 01:21:53,126 --> 01:21:59,042 the temple of Abu Simbel was removed 977 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:06,542 and rebuilt on a higher level. 978 01:22:10,084 --> 01:22:15,542 Smaller temples now lie ten metres 979 01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:19,417 below the surface of the water. 980 01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:24,751 What a pity. 981 01:22:27,459 --> 01:22:31,459 Why I'm telling this now? 982 01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:36,834 I don't know. 983 01:22:56,126 --> 01:22:57,542 Hello. 984 01:23:04,001 --> 01:23:09,959 Why so sad, my friends? Sooner or later the time has come. 985 01:23:10,126 --> 01:23:15,459 There's still time for some merriment and cheerfulness, 986 01:23:15,459 --> 01:23:18,834 for laughing is the gateway to eternity. 987 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:25,084 You don't have to prove anything more, for even a king dies quite banal. 988 01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:29,042 What someone was, doesn't matter in death, 989 01:23:29,042 --> 01:23:33,667 for very real is only death, and it hits everyone one day. 990 01:23:33,667 --> 01:23:39,251 Let death hug you tightly, 991 01:23:41,001 --> 01:23:45,959 then you'll finally be free 992 01:23:48,626 --> 01:23:52,792 from the fear of life, of love, of pain, 993 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:56,417 let yourself fall and then it's over. 994 01:23:58,959 --> 01:24:02,209 You have to die first 995 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:07,417 otherwise relatives can't inherit. 996 01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:11,626 Come, dare him, the very last step, 997 01:24:11,876 --> 01:24:13,792 no looking back, 998 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:16,126 you die 999 01:24:16,126 --> 01:24:21,126 a little bit every day all your life. 1000 01:25:14,709 --> 01:25:16,751 Hey, guys. 1001 01:25:17,376 --> 01:25:19,792 I am the one without the mask. 1002 01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:25,584 Hopefully my challenge has pleased you and there were really many likes. 1003 01:25:27,042 --> 01:25:32,292 Many things have puzzled me recently and this I wanted to tell you. 1004 01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:35,542 About learning language. 1005 01:25:36,459 --> 01:25:41,667 For understanding, say those who teach, serves the handling of the language. 1006 01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:46,334 For peace, say those who are still without wounds. 1007 01:25:47,626 --> 01:25:50,042 For death, 1008 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:55,792 say those who hold at the grave, with this very language, the funeral speech. 1009 01:25:56,542 --> 01:25:59,959 So, recognize that is good just from the ground up, 1010 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:03,376 as nothing seems to be bad just from the ground up. 1011 01:26:03,376 --> 01:26:05,584 Review your language. 1012 01:26:06,209 --> 01:26:09,334 And renew it, if necessary. 1013 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,417 Bye. 1014 01:26:19,459 --> 01:26:23,501 Goodbye Mask, goodbye Mask, 1015 01:26:23,667 --> 01:26:27,417 it's over now and done. 1016 01:26:27,584 --> 01:26:31,334 Everything must find an ending, 1017 01:26:31,542 --> 01:26:35,251 you're not alone. 1018 01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:39,459 Goodbye Mask, goodbye Mask, 1019 01:26:39,626 --> 01:26:43,417 you have got to go. 1020 01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:51,292 In Narhalla, we will all meet again somehow. 1021 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:58,709 Blissful and tearful, with thought-teeming brain. 1022 01:26:58,709 --> 01:27:02,251 Hoping and fearing in passionate pain. 1023 01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:06,959 Now shouting in triumph, now sunken in despair. 1024 01:27:06,959 --> 01:27:11,501 With love's thrilling rapture what joy can compare. 1025 01:27:13,626 --> 01:27:17,376 Goodbye Mask, goodbye Mask, 1026 01:27:17,584 --> 01:27:21,334 it's over now and done. 1027 01:27:21,501 --> 01:27:25,251 Everything must find an ending, 1028 01:27:25,459 --> 01:27:29,167 you're not alone. 1029 01:27:29,542 --> 01:27:33,376 Goodbye Mask, goodbye Mask, 1030 01:27:33,542 --> 01:27:37,334 you have got to go. 1031 01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:43,501 In Narhalla, we will all meet again somehow. 1032 01:27:56,667 --> 01:28:00,626 La bimmel, la bammel, la boom. 1033 01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:13,876 Written and directed by 1034 01:28:14,876 --> 01:28:17,209 Ciao and bye for today, 1035 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:21,126 we hope the cowards all have stayed away. 1036 01:28:21,584 --> 01:28:25,042 You've been our guests at the Cabaret of Death, 1037 01:28:25,251 --> 01:28:28,792 faces of death as a symphony. 1038 01:28:28,959 --> 01:28:34,626 This was Roland Rebers Cabaret of Death, live from the Old Printing House. 1039 01:28:34,626 --> 01:28:36,001 Next time, 1040 01:28:36,001 --> 01:28:42,626 with the sexy Kristi, the sad Jochen, the sweet Annette, Ludger the Willy Lord, 1041 01:28:42,626 --> 01:28:46,792 the indeterminate Joe and Roland the Dream Prince, 1042 01:28:46,959 --> 01:28:52,167 in Roland Rebers Hotel of Lost Dreams. 1043 01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:54,334 All together! 1044 01:28:54,501 --> 01:28:56,834 Ciao and bye for today, 1045 01:28:57,001 --> 01:29:00,751 we hope the cowards all have stayed away. 1046 01:29:01,209 --> 01:29:04,667 You've been our guests at the Cabaret of Death, 1047 01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:08,417 faces of death as a symphony. 1048 01:29:18,709 --> 01:29:23,334 Funding by the creativity and engagement of all participants. 1049 01:29:23,334 --> 01:29:25,459 Thanks to all. 1050 01:29:28,876 --> 01:29:32,001 Can we start again? 1051 01:31:34,792 --> 01:31:37,126 So, now would come the chord.