1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,927 [both giggling] 4 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,013 [fanfare plays] 5 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,100 [doorbell rings] 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,309 [both] Trick or treat! 7 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,437 [narrator] This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,731 George is on the left with the tie and flattop. 9 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,525 Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and bad haircut. 10 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:26,443 Remember that, now, 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,487 except George is actually Harold, and Harold is actually George. 12 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,282 They're dressed that way because they've always loved Halloween, 13 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,411 a holiday that celebrates creativity instead of stifling it, like Arbor Day. 14 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,955 Kids, go plant a tree! Gar! 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,792 -Isn't Halloween great? -[Krupp] Werewolf! Run for your lives! 16 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,835 The greatest. 17 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:44,919 [doorbell rings] 18 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,171 [both] Trick or treat! 19 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,257 Wearing costumes and getting free candy! 20 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,551 -What could be better? -Do you mind, bumblebee? 21 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,846 I'm trying to take a relaxing guacamole bath! 22 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,473 Nothing could be better, that's what. 23 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,515 [doorbell rings] 24 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,059 [both] Trick or treat! 25 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,812 -I wish tomorrow was Halloween, too. -I wish every day was Halloween. 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,564 [Krupp] I'm not a rhino! 27 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,815 I'm a man! 28 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,858 -[screams] -[roars] 29 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,318 -[crashes] -[car alarm blares] 30 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,529 -I think that was a real werewolf. -Yeah. Solid tackle, too. 31 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,198 ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ 32 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,491 -♪ We're cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ 33 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,786 ♪ But they met a mean old principal Who told them what to... ♪ 34 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,289 ♪ So they got a hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ 35 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:24,459 ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ 36 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:25,668 ♪ Tra-la-la ♪ 37 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,797 ♪ With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man ♪ 38 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:32,217 ♪ And don't forget when he gets wet You're back where you began ♪ 39 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,470 ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ 40 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,973 ♪ This is the end Of the Captain Underpants song ♪ 41 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,434 -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-ween! ♪ 42 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,853 [boys] The Heartbreaking Havoc of the Haunting Hack-A-Ween! 43 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,688 [narrator] Chapter One: Hallowaiting Game. 44 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,357 One month before Halloween. 45 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:48,900 [sips] 46 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,861 [groaning] 47 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,947 -Hot chocolate? -[sips] 48 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,699 Thanks, I needed this. How long you been up? 49 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,576 Never went to sleep. Too excited. 50 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,662 T-minus four hours till Hallowarehouse opens. 51 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,205 -[wolf howls] -I love Hallowarehouse. 52 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,915 It's all the best parts of Halloween: 53 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,543 candy, fake skulls, fake blood, fake eyeballs, 54 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,628 fake Dracula fangs, fake werewolf claws, 55 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,589 real flashlights, crammed under one roof. 56 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,802 [announcer] This Halloween, only Hallowarehouse can save you... 57 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,097 money, because candy corn's on sale! 58 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,433 We're gonna be the first ones in, 59 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,727 which means we'll have our pick of the best Hallo-wares. 60 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,479 This was the greatest idea we've ever had! 61 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,482 Almost as good as the trick we played on Melvin last Halloween. 62 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,984 Zombie plumbers? 63 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:34,195 But I don't wanna be eaten or have my sink fixed! 64 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,531 [groaning] Melvin! 65 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,700 Ugh, this fake blood is sticky. 66 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,451 [laughs] 67 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,371 Or the trick we pulled on Melvin last, last Halloween. 68 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,956 Ghost pool cleaners? 69 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,375 But ghosts are fake and I don't have a pool! 70 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,503 -[George in spooky voice] Melvin! -[Harold] Ha! 71 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,381 Oh, this harness is pinchy. [laughs] 72 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,593 Or the trick we pulled on Melvin last, last, last Halloween. 73 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,386 Stay back! Stay back! 74 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,346 There's only one Melvin, and it's me! 75 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,265 -Wrong, you unstable isotope! -Ha! 76 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,434 Ugh, these glasses are blurry. 77 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,602 [laughs] 78 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,396 Phew, this episode is flashback-heavy so far. 79 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,148 Sure is. Here's to us, buddy. 80 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,065 -[clangs] -[sipping] 81 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,361 Doors open in five, four... 82 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,487 Three, two-- 83 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,158 -[crowd screaming, goat bleats] -[Harold screaming] 84 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,785 -What do we do? -Grab some stuff! 85 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,287 -What stuff? -Any stuff! 86 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,331 [people screaming] 87 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,958 -[bell ringing] -[goat bleats] 88 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,127 Ugh. Aah! 89 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,420 [both laugh] 90 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,590 -That was amazing! -Yep. 91 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,842 That's gonna be a great story for our grandkids. 92 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,844 -Back in my day... -[snoring] 93 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,096 What did you think of those Skeletorches costumes? 94 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,016 [announcer] Skeletorches! We don't even know what they do. 95 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:48,186 They were fine, but the ones we're gonna make will be way better. 96 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:52,440 [Krupp chanting] Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween! 97 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,568 What this side of beef means, by his inexcusable pun, 98 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,654 is Halloween must be canceled! 99 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,155 What? But you love Halloween! 100 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,866 Wrong! The only thing I despise more is you two. 101 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,743 Oh, yeah. I must be thinking of Bo. 102 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:07,038 -Pssh! Halloween can't be canceled. -No? [laughs] 103 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,290 That's what you said about Gorilla Lawyer. 104 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,209 Well, that's different. The gorilla went nuts. 105 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,753 -[man] Get off the building, Karl! -[roars] 106 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:14,921 Get off the building! 107 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,674 [mellow music playing] 108 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,634 Yeah, Halloween is bulletproof. 109 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,929 -Aah, why? -[gasps] 110 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,807 [narrator] Three weeks before Halloween. 111 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,935 Okay, a lot of Halloween ground to cover, so let's dive right in. 112 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,895 Good notes on our Skeletorches costumes. 113 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,272 We can dial it back. 114 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,859 [Stanley whimpering] 115 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,654 Can't unsee that. Can't unsee that. 116 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,031 Gooch, you were undecided on your costume yesterday. 117 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,284 -Any update? -Yes. I'm going as a dinosaur. 118 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,202 Sorry, but dinosaur is my thing. 119 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,745 It's the only costume that fits me. 120 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,539 Okay, what about a pirate? 121 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,374 Like, I'm going as a pirate queen. 122 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:56,296 Sophie One is my parrot, and, ugh, Other Sophie is, like, scurvyyy. 123 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,298 -Ninja? -Taken. Smoke bomb. 124 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,384 Don't worry, buddy. We'll make you a costume. 125 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,304 Okay, but I kind of don't wanna be traumatized by a costume. 126 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,348 No offense, so I'll just go back to Hallowarehouse and get a new one. 127 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:11,436 [announcer] Those who enter Hallowarehouse never leave... 128 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,981 empty-handed, because clown masks are half off. 129 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,275 Quick candy scouting update. 130 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:20,236 Based on our intel, these houses are giving out the best candy. 131 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:25,199 Chocolate Mufflelogs, Sugar Beardies, and, my favorite, Fruit Swirvel. 132 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,536 Oh, and we got a tip that Mrs. Wrinklefoot is giving out used gum again, 133 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,038 -so stay frosty. -[both gasp] 134 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,748 Finally, let's do a quick trick check. 135 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,334 Quick trick check. Qui-Quick trick... 136 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,210 Oh, that's hard to say. 137 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,880 TP, check. Eggs, chicken and ostrich, check. 138 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,590 Shaving cream, check. 139 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,758 Fake snakes, check. 140 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,634 Sorry, I'm doing fake snakes. 141 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,053 ♪ Fake 'n' snake! ♪ 142 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,637 Man, I can't catch a break. 143 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,724 Oh, sorry to smash your pumpkins, you demagnetized magnets, 144 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:53,102 but Halloween is soon to be Hall-No-Ween! 145 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,187 [laughs] 146 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:58,441 Another victory for the candy intolerant, of who I am... 147 00:05:58,858 --> 00:05:59,942 one... 148 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,569 of them. 149 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,655 To be clear, I'm candy intolerant. 150 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,032 -But you love Halloween! -No! 151 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:09,744 I told you earlier, in no uncertain terms, I despise it! 152 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,871 Oh, right. Thinking of Bo again. 153 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,873 It's true. I'm a Halloweeniac. 154 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,124 Not gonna happen, Melvin. 155 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,211 You're the only kid who hates Halloween. And no one listens to Krupp. 156 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,671 -[clangs] -No, I said pizza! 157 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:21,881 These are socks! 158 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,801 Oh, really? Then where are they going? 159 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,473 -What are our parents doing here? -And where are they going? 160 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,938 And you can support Hall-No-Ween by wearing these T-shirts. 161 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,648 The e-mail said free cookies. 162 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,691 At the end. The end! 163 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,653 -Guess someone does listen to Krupp. -Yeah, but they're adults. 164 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,530 And no one listens to adults. 165 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,573 [narrator] Two weeks before Halloween. 166 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:48,741 [announcer] Skeletorches! 167 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,244 They're skeletons who are on fire, we think. 168 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,330 Mom, Dad, Halloween's almost here. Where's the candy? 169 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,457 Ugh, I've been too busy to buy it. 170 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,127 We should get it after Halloween when it's practically free. 171 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,920 No! We need candy now! 172 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,923 They're trying to cancel Halloween, and we can't let them win! 173 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,801 -Who's they? -I am not overpaying for candy! 174 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,053 Mom, Halloween is in trouble, 175 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,849 so I need you to start hanging cobwebs and stop painting Mr. Meaner. 176 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,851 I can't! He's mesmerizing! 177 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,104 -[gasps] Mesmerizing. -I'm a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah work of art. 178 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,150 [narrator] One week before Halloween. 179 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,318 Hall-No-Ween signs? 180 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,028 Where are all the Halloween decorations? 181 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,947 No skeletons, no coffins, 182 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:31,159 no decaying zombies clawing at the dirt, trying to escape from the grave? 183 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,076 Where's all the fun? 184 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,454 At least Old Man Rattlechains is getting into it. 185 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,580 [maniacal cackle] 186 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,582 Yeah, but his house always looks haunted. 187 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,749 I heard he's a zombie. 188 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,043 [George] I heard he's a zombie-werewolf. 189 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,255 [Harold] I heard he went to college with Dracula, borrowed Dracula's car, 190 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:47,842 and crashed it into the dean's pool, but that's probably not true. 191 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:51,179 And don't forget to show up tonight for the meeting at city hall 192 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,805 on the future of Halloween. 193 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,558 Or should I say "Hall-No-Ween"? 194 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,059 [laughing] 195 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,021 -[tires screech] -Hey, where did that stop sign come from? 196 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,231 You're a menace. Your license should be revoked. 197 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,026 Joke's on you. I don't have a license. 198 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,569 [tires squeal] 199 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,155 -You thinking what I'm thinking? -Never get in a car with Krupp? 200 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,032 That, and we're going to that meeting. 201 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:15,161 And the motion to add a tar pit and dinosaur-friendly benches 202 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:17,538 to Piqua Park is denied. 203 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,456 Byah! 204 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,833 [Diddly groans, scatting] 205 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,044 -Hey, George and Harold. -[both] Hey, Diddly. 206 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,337 A lot of orange in here. 207 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,006 Yep, and bad orange, like, biohazard orange. 208 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:30,968 Next, we'll hear from Principal Krupp on his motion to... 209 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,220 cancel Halloween? 210 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,429 But why? 211 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,973 -Adults of Piqua-- -That's not a microphone. 212 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,808 -You're not a microphone! -[gavel clatters] 213 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:42,605 For too long, we've suffered the horrors and inconveniences of Halloween. 214 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:48,486 It's time to cancel this spine-chilling, hair-raising, bloodcurdling atrocity. 215 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,447 If we don't, here's what will happen. Melvin? 216 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,200 A probability algorithm beyond your comprehension 217 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:58,746 found there's a 97-percent chance this simulation is our future 218 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,665 if Halloween continues. 219 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:04,627 These are the candy mines where you will all work until you drop. 220 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,421 -[electronic chirping] -So, who's with me? 221 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,048 I don't know about all this. 222 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,259 -I kind of like Halloween. -[Krupp] Oh, do ya? 223 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,512 Do you kind of like buying a bunch of candy just to give it away? 224 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:15,429 Well... 225 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,182 [whimpers] 226 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:22,061 Do you kind of like your doorbells being rung over, and over, and over, 227 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:26,315 and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, 228 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,318 -and over, and over, and over, and over? -[all] No! 229 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,947 Do you like your houses, cars, and trees covered in eggs, 230 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,491 -shaving cream, and toilet paper? -[adults] No! 231 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,371 Do you like living in fear of the werewolf who wants to wrap you in a giant tortilla, 232 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,791 fry you, and eat you like you're a kruppichanga? 233 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,835 [air squeaks] 234 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,296 You've derailed. Taking over. 235 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,964 The answer is no! 236 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:54,510 Because today we turn Halloween into Hall-No-Ween! 237 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,887 [chanting] Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween! 238 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,016 [adults chanting] Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween! 239 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,144 -Wow! I finally started a chant. -Hall-no-ween! Hall-no-ween! 240 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,395 Hall-No-Ween! 241 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,898 Whoa, Melvin started a chant. I thought he loved Halloween. 242 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,526 You're thinking of Bo. And we need to turn this around. 243 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,528 -We just need... our parents! -I hear ya! 244 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,031 Mom, Dad, Harold's Mom, you've gotta stop this madness. 245 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,451 Yeah, if they cancel Halloween, what's next, summer? 246 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,453 I hear you, but I hate doorbells. 247 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,371 And candy is terrible for you. 248 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,875 And Mr. Krupp is right, that werewolf does want to ichanga us. 249 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,086 Plus, these T-shirts are lovely. Lovely. 250 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,297 [both gasp] 251 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,759 [both gasp] 252 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,179 [both gasp] 253 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,305 [gavel banging] 254 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:43,392 All in favor of canceling Halloween, say "byah"! 255 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,644 [all] Byah! 256 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,687 The byahs have it! 257 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,814 [both] No! 258 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,816 Aah! How? 259 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,194 I can't believe they canceled Halloween. 260 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,905 This is worse than the time they canceled The Advancimals. 261 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,948 -♪ Advancimals ♪ -[snarls] 262 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,992 ♪ This show is tanking ♪ 263 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,079 ♪ They're shutting us down ♪ 264 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,997 ♪ Can you blame them? ♪ 265 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,335 To be fair, with all the puns, toilet humor, 266 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,920 and lazy writing, they had it coming. 267 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,630 Do you mean they had it plumbing? 268 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,465 ♪ Advancimals! ♪ 269 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,258 No. No, I don't. 270 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,470 We can't save The Advancimals, but we can still save Halloween. 271 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,680 Can you, now? Can you, really? 272 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,642 Sure. Don't worry, Melvin, we know how much you love Halloween. 273 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,102 Gah! You're thinking of Bo! 274 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,603 Actually, I was thinking of Gooch. 275 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,271 Except I'm a Saint Paddy's Day guy. 276 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,731 -[Irish music plays] -[crowd cheers] 277 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:35,027 No one wants hear you gloat in big words today, Melvinedict Arnold. 278 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:39,031 Understandable, so this time, I'll do my gloating in song! 279 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:44,578 ♪ Halloween is canceled And everything's better for me ♪ 280 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:50,251 ♪ No sweets to aggravate My intolerance to candy ♪ 281 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,087 ♪ No costumes, fake blood Or trick or treat ♪ 282 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,714 ♪ No pumpkins, or zombies Or ghostly sheets ♪ 283 00:11:55,798 --> 00:12:00,886 ♪ No shaving cream, eggs Or TP in my trees ♪ 284 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,514 ♪ 'Cause Halloween is canceled ♪ 285 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,183 ♪ Yes, Halloween is canceled ♪ 286 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:11,939 ♪ And everything's better for me ♪ 287 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,233 ♪ And also me! ♪ 288 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,027 -[bone cracks] -[Krupp] Ow! 289 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,612 Ugh! You ruin everything. 290 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,114 Oh, yeah? [grunts] 291 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,700 Well... [grunts] I think I sing like a parrot. 292 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,617 [grunting] 293 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,411 -[bone cracks] -Oh! I'm stuck! 294 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:29,540 But that's fine 'cause I can just... [grunting] 295 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,667 -Ah, yah! -[crashes] 296 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,628 We need to make the adults remember what's great about Halloween, 297 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,838 but they won't listen to us. 298 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,924 Yeah, adults only listen to other adults... and jazz. 299 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,551 [saxophone music plays] 300 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,928 -That's it! That's how we get them! -A jazz concert? 301 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,722 [jazz band plays] 302 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,015 No, an adult. 303 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,058 Who has the most to lose if Halloween is canceled? 304 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,310 -Us? -Besides us. 305 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,145 -Ghosts? -No. Hallowarehouse. 306 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,898 [announcer] Hallowarehouse will be the end of you... 307 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,443 shopping for Halloween stuff, because we have pre-carved pumpkins. 308 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,819 Pre-smashed, too! 309 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,031 No Halloween means no Hallowarehouse. 310 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,702 So, if we ask the owner of Hallowarehouse to help us save Halloween, he'll say yes. 311 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,412 Genius! But who's the owner? 312 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,122 You're never gonna believe it. 313 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,916 [narrator] Chapter Two: Haunted House Call. 314 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,755 [Harold] Old Man Rattlechains owns Hallowarehouse? 315 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,882 Told you you'd never believe it. It makes sense. 316 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,927 -I mean, look at his house. -[wolf howls] 317 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:23,844 [thunder crashes] 318 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,597 -I'm not going in there. -Sure, you are. 319 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,141 That's why Erica's here, to show you there's nothing to fear. 320 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,644 -There's nothing to fear, except zombies. -Zombies? 321 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,686 -Just kidding. -Phew! 322 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,604 -Or am I? -[screams] 323 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:37,566 -Nah, I'm just kidding. -[gates creaking] 324 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,076 -Why so many gates? -[creaking continues] 325 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,869 And why are they all so creaky? 326 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,205 Halloween, guys. Eyeball on the prize. 327 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,544 [thunder crashes] 328 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,549 [wolf howls] 329 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,759 Wolf-howl doorbell. Nice touch. 330 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,844 Yeah, I'd love it if I wasn't so scared. 331 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,807 -[wolf barking, howls] -[gasps] Wolf-howl door knocker! 332 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,184 Question: why do you love Halloween if you're afraid of it? 333 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,061 Because Halloween makes fear fun! 334 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,939 [footsteps approach] 335 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,484 -[door creaks] -Aah! 336 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,571 -Seriously, all these hinges need oil. -Not now, Harold! 337 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,365 -[deep voice] Yes? -[all scream] 338 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,909 Oh, sorry. Forgot I was wearing this costume. 339 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,035 [all scream] 340 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,663 Forgot about the mask, too. Apologies. 341 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:36,584 I test-wear every costume we carry at Hallowarehouse! 342 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,502 So, you're Old Man Rattlechains? 343 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,587 Call me Creeply. 344 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,797 Your name is Creeply Rattlechains? 345 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,966 A name like that doesn't leave you a lot of options. 346 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,260 Well, it was either Halloween store or magician. 347 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,345 [suspenseful music plays] 348 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,265 [audience gasps] 349 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,601 So, um, yeah. Come on in. 350 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,687 [thunder crashes] 351 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,440 -[door creaks] -[George gasps] 352 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,358 This is not what I expected at all. 353 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,278 Yeah, it's nice, Home Snob nice. 354 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,821 [announcer] Coming up on Home Snob... 355 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,615 Like this house? Too bad! 356 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,949 You can't afford it. 357 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,951 Why doesn't the inside look like the outside? 358 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:15,372 The haunted house vibe scares people away better than an alarm system. 359 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,458 Plus, I love Halloween. 360 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,377 Or I did until those Hall-No-Weenies canceled it. 361 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,378 That's why we're here, 362 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,173 to convince you to help us convince them to uncancel it. 363 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,424 Yes! 364 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,928 And when we're done, they'll beg for murder! 365 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,095 [panting] 366 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,055 I mean mercy! 367 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,973 -Why are you yelling? -Guys, you heard Krupp. 368 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,225 Halloween is nothing but work for adults. 369 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,686 Candy, decorations, jack-o'-lanterns, 370 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,939 costumes, trick-or-treaters, pranks, 371 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941 and a big mess to clean up when it's over. 372 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,609 Yeah, but adults like work. 373 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:48,030 And some adults love Halloween, especially if they own Halloween stores. 374 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,365 No, she's right. 375 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,660 So, we have to remind all adults why they loved Halloween 376 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,911 before they became adults 377 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,246 by scaring their pants off with a haunted house. 378 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,625 Yes! Because skeletons plus fear equals love. 379 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,211 -Not so sure about that math. -I am. 380 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,755 That's why I opened Hallowarehouse. 381 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,799 Fear is a blast! Yeah! 382 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,800 Glad you feel that way, 383 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,636 'cause we're gonna make the inside of your house match the outside. 384 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,553 What's that, now? 385 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,555 [narrator] Chapter Three: The Scarent Trap. 386 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,682 [thunder crashes] 387 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,684 [narrator] To lure adults into the haunted house, 388 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,561 the boys dangled the one carrot no adult could resist. 389 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,815 Uh, do you think they're really giving away free batteries here? 390 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,151 I don't know, but for free batteries, it's worth the risk. 391 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,820 Not for me. I'm waiting outside. 392 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,154 No, you're coming in. 393 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,241 That's why Erica's here, to convince you there's nothing to fear. 394 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,409 [thunder crashes] 395 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,245 There's nothing to fear... except werewolves. 396 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,830 Werewolves? [screams] 397 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,001 -[distant people screaming] -This is the way to free batteries. 398 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,004 There's plenty of tomb! I mean room! 399 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,673 -Why is he yelling? -[chainsaw buzzing] 400 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,841 [thunder crashes] 401 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,592 -It's so spooky in here! -[man cackling] 402 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,303 And I do not see any free batteries. 403 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,304 [bats screeching] 404 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,806 -[boy] Boo! -[all scream] 405 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,641 See? I told you this was a mistake. 406 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,229 -[roaring] -[all scream] 407 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,232 -[bats screeching] -[all scream] 408 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,360 [screams] 409 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,780 -[evil laughter] -[all scream] 410 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,616 -[screams] -[panting] 411 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,912 [all whimpering] 412 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,998 [all panting] 413 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,501 That was amazing! 414 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:28,005 It was even better than the haunted house I went to when I was ten! When I was ten. 415 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,381 So good! So good. 416 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,591 Halloween's awesome! 417 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,843 You need to sign this petition to uncancel it. 418 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,762 Boys, what are you doing in here? 419 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,680 Forget it! I hate being scared! 420 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,891 -Can we go again? -Sure. Just sign this petition. 421 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,435 -[George's dad giggles] -[all screaming] 422 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,063 -I knew this would work. -Yep. It's in the Halloween bag. 423 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,689 [thunder crashes] 424 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:51,153 I want double-As, Cs and nine-volts, lots of nine-volts! 425 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,740 Your free batteries are right in-died! 426 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,241 I mean inside! Inside! 427 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,659 Why are you yelling? 428 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,786 [thunder crashes] 429 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,287 [door creaks] 430 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,331 Hello, robed stranger. 431 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,792 Will you sign our petition to uncancel Halloween? 432 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,212 No! Instead, I've turned your fake haunted house 433 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:12,549 into a real nightmare with my Inanimanitator 2000! 434 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,093 It animates the inanimate. 435 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,348 -It brings lifeless objects to life. -You mean like string, or socks? 436 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,767 Or a comb, or ham, or volleyballs? 437 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,851 Yes, all those things! 438 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,604 And now, when your living Halloween decorations 439 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,858 scare the adults to death, it will be the death of Halloween forever! 440 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,485 Evil laugh! 441 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,821 Eh, how bad could it be? 442 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,280 [bats screeching] 443 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,281 [screams] 444 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,786 -[jack-o'-lanterns cackling] -[Meaner grunting] 445 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,913 -[Anthrope screaming] -[bats screeching] 446 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,748 [both screaming, grunt] 447 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,127 -[screaming] -Ow! Uh! Ow! 448 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379 Bad. We need Captain Underpants. 449 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,297 Aah! Bones! 450 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,508 -Save me from the bones! -[roars] 451 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,843 -Great timing. -Save yourself. 452 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,052 [snaps fingers] 453 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,638 ♪ Tra-la-leg bone! ♪ 454 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:00,848 [roars] 455 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,059 Looks like he's got a bone to pick with me, am I right? 456 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,853 [chuckles] So good. Now fight him! 457 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,230 Right. I'll be bad to the bones. 458 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,108 You're on a roll, but we gotta keep the show moving, so-- 459 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,526 So I'll keep it bare bones. 460 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,403 [laughs] Still rolling! 461 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,114 [narrator] Chapter Four: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, 462 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:21,702 presented in Hall-O-Rama, because Halloween is ending with a boo, 463 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,372 courtesy of Hallowarehouse Hallo-well-that's-it sale. 464 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,957 Everything must go! 465 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,250 Like fake eyeballs. 466 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,169 Oh! An eye for an eye! 467 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,170 Ten for a buck! 468 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,631 -And Shrillows, the pillows that scream! -[screaming] 469 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,925 Oh! I'll never sleep again! 470 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,011 Help yourself. No charge. 471 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,971 And Bubble Bats. 472 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,723 They're just bats you put in the bath. 473 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,434 Ugh, I don't wanna be squeaky clean! 474 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,269 We'll pay you to take them! Please! 475 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,647 -[shrieks] -Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win! 476 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,024 Uh, not quite. 477 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:52,941 [banging] 478 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,570 [all screaming] 479 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,364 [door jostles] 480 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,200 -[banging] -[bats screeching] 481 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,160 [jack-o'-lanterns cackling] 482 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,538 [roars] 483 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,998 -[hissing] -[cackling] 484 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,958 How are we gonna stop this stuff? 485 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,835 -[hissing] -Piece of snake! 486 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:24,806 [spiders shriek] 487 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,727 [shouting] 488 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:33,982 [Captain shouts] 489 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,655 -[shrieks] -Looks like you're up to bat. 490 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,450 I don't think that closet can hold those decorations. 491 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,035 And it's too small to be practical. 492 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,913 That's why it's time for a waistband wall-off! 493 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,164 Stand back! 494 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,376 Ooh! Wolf-howl knocker! 495 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,420 [wolf barks, howls] 496 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,214 Whoo! 497 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,300 Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win! 498 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,344 -You already used that one. -Or did I? 499 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,013 Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win! 500 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,181 That's not me. 501 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,268 Oh! [laughs] I'm late for a foot massage! 502 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,185 [grunts] 503 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,938 Why am I wet? Where are my pants? 504 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,732 George and Harold, this time you've done it! 505 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,694 [Rattlechains] My house is wrapped in underwear. 506 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,612 Yeah, really sorry about that. 507 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,573 Good news is we got a bunch of signatures to uncancel Halloween. 508 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,491 Great! 509 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,953 My house and all my worldly possessions are a small price to pay for that. 510 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,788 -Let's go celebrate! -[gate creaks] 511 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,498 Just need to do one thing first. 512 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,711 See? So much better. 513 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,505 I don't believe it. All I had to do was oil the hinges? 514 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,548 Huh, who knew? 515 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,675 Everyone. Now let's celebrate. 516 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,469 -[Krupp] Yes, let's celebrate my victory. -[gasps] 517 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,765 Your haywire haunted house has sealed Halloween's fate forever! 518 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,394 We took another vote, and Halloween is no longer canceled. 519 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,730 -Yes! -Harold, there's probably more. 520 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,316 There is, you kinked garden hoses. 521 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,401 -Halloween is now... illegal! -[sirens approach] 522 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,195 -No! -[sirens wail] 523 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,865 Officers, arrest those pumpkins! 524 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,410 [jack-o'-lanterns cackling] 525 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,162 [narrator] Chapter Five: Thrillegal. 526 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,956 -[school bell rings] -A $500 fine for carving a pumpkin? 527 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,292 And 1,000 for wearing a costume? 528 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,421 And up to six months in jail for trick-arrr-treating! 529 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,298 ♪ Incarceration! ♪ 530 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,508 I wanna do the crime, but I can't do the time! 531 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,511 Sophie One, get ready to throw Other Sophie under the bus. 532 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:32,684 Other Sophie, get ready to go to jaaail. 533 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,645 I guess that's it. Halloween is officially history. 534 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,773 History? Let's talk about history. 535 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,401 When the Vikings told Columbus America didn't exist, did he quit? 536 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,238 [Harold] No! Columbus got on his dragon and flew until he found America. 537 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,241 [George] Did the Romans give up when they had nowhere to go to the bathroom? 538 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,912 [Harold] Nope! Flushus Bowlicus invented the toilet, and problem solved. 539 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,373 [George] And when the aliens closed space, did the astronauts pack it up? 540 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,002 [Harold] No way! The astronauts took the aliens' rocket for a space joyride. 541 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,129 Not a single thing you just said was true. 542 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,881 Yeah, we don't know history. 543 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,967 -But you're right. -But we do know Halloween. 544 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,513 So when the adults say Halloween is illegal, what do we say? 545 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,307 [chanting] Hall-No-Way! Hall-No-Way! 546 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,018 [all chanting] Hall-No-Way! Hall-No-Way! 547 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,479 -So, you have a plan? -I always have a plan. 548 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,524 Coming to the Hall-No-Ween victory party? 549 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,234 Someone might bring cheese. 550 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,069 No, you empty salt shaker. 551 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:27,656 George and Harold love Halloween as much as I love DNA Day. 552 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,533 [chanting] DNA all the way! 553 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,243 -Hey! -[gasps, screams] 554 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,703 The Hall-o-war is not over! 555 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,665 'Kay, more cheese for me. 556 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,166 -[jazz playing] -[announcer] Cheese! 557 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,586 I don't have a plan. I don't even have a cool name like Skeletorches. 558 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,714 [announcer] Skeletorches! They like tea, sure! 559 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,425 -Time for a comic? -Comic it is. 560 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,720 [Captain] Captain Underpants and the Huffy Holihater! 561 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,847 By George and Harold. 562 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,099 [comic narrator] So, one time, Holihater, 563 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,518 a bad guy and boring dresser who hated holidays, 564 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,980 used a Holiray to vaporize all the town's Halloween stuff. 565 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,232 Candy, berzap! Overpriced pumpkins, kergok! 566 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,817 Even inflatable owls, for what? 567 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,487 And he was all, "Anyone who says 'Halloween' gets vaporized, too!" 568 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,615 That threw a wrench into Captain Underpants's Halloween party. 569 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,160 But his party pal Tony was all like, "Just hack it, man. 570 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,162 Lose the H." 'Cause Tony. 571 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,831 So, Cap Captain Underpants hacked his Halloween party 572 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,500 into a no-H All-o-ween party. 573 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,002 "Wow, so smart!" "Really?" 574 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,420 Everyone showed up with whatever: 575 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,922 pillows, drywall, tires, a roller skate, you name it. 576 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,134 And instead of Halloween costumes like Dracula, Frankenstein, and the mummy, 577 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,137 people dressed as Doctorca, an orca who went to med school; 578 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,348 and Scorpionion, half scorpion, half onion, all monster; 579 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,058 and Frobra, a frozen cobra! 580 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,269 [hisses] 581 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,480 'Cause All-o-ween, no H, was the Wild West of holidays 582 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,232 with fewer cowboy hats and horse cars. 583 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,360 But when people posted pictures online, due to low self-esteem, 584 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,238 Holihater saw them and crashed the party to shut it down. 585 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,032 And Captain Underpants was all, "Party foul!" 586 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,201 And he dunked Holihater in Tony's mystery punch, 587 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,494 which was just lemonade, pickle juice, and ketchup, 588 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,746 'cause Tony, agh! 589 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,248 And Holihater was all, "Ugh, too pickle-y! I give up!" 590 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:04,336 Turns out Holihater only hated holidays because he was never invited to parties. 591 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:08,757 So Captain Underpants gave a toast, "To a holigreat guy!" 592 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,009 And everyone got pucker face from the punch. 593 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,386 Then the cops showed up 'cause there were noise complaints. 594 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,596 "Too loud!" Okay, the end. 595 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,141 -So, we're gonna hack Halloween? -You mean Hack-A-Ween. 596 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,893 [narrator] One day before Halloween. 597 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,728 I mean Hack-A-Ween. 598 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,648 [Krupp] We did it! Halloween is finished! 599 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:29,444 Tomorrow night there'll be no costumes, no candy, and no doorbells. 600 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:33,531 Just peace and quiet and a bathtub full of guacamole. 601 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,493 To Hall-No-Ween and cheese! 602 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,162 We should have a victory party. Tomorrow night! 603 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,081 What? This is the victory party. 604 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,541 What if we all have victory parties tomorrow night? 605 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,460 No, no, no! It's tonight. We have cheese! 606 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:49,214 Ooh! And we can all go door to door to each party. 607 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,840 Byah! Byah! 608 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,842 And we should wear costumes! Costumes. 609 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,552 And give out yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah candy! 610 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,889 -And hang skeletons in the trees. -And fight the toilet zombies. 611 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,392 No. No! That's Halloween! 612 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,102 We want Hall-No-Ween! 613 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,103 Oh, no! 614 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,145 No, the cheese! 615 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,438 [sobs] Oh, no! 616 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,692 No! 617 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,403 [narrator] Chapter Six: Tween Ween Fighting Machine. 618 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,946 [George] It's called Hack-A-Ween. 619 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:17,367 -It's a complete reinvention of Halloween. -As this helpful video will explain. 620 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,036 [Harold] Welcome to Hack-A-Ween Orientation. 621 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,080 [George] Courtesy of Treehouse Comix Productions. 622 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:24,416 Like Halloween, but don't want to get arrested? 623 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,127 Then Hack-A-Ween, a legally acceptable workaround 624 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,462 to the Halloween ban, is for you. 625 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,047 Not yet, Gooch. Too soon. 626 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,341 -Instead of costumes... -Disguises! 627 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,011 -They're the same thing. -Not if we say they aren't. 628 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,304 Gooch, what are you doing? 629 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:41,725 -Instead of trick-or-treating for candy... -Sneak-or-snacking for snacks. 630 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,728 -Here are some nachos. -♪ Snacky! ♪ 631 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,647 Now stay out of my garage, you whippersnappers. 632 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,524 ♪ Sneaky! ♪ 633 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:51,693 Gooch! 634 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,320 Instead of Halloween monsters, 635 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,947 like Dracula, Frankenstein, and a werewolf... 636 00:26:56,031 --> 00:27:01,036 New Hack-A-Ween personalities like Doctorca, Scorpionion, and Frobra. 637 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,121 Gooch, this is your scene. 638 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:04,914 I'm Frobra! 639 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,667 -Want hypothermia? -Frostbite! Want frostbite! 640 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,419 And that's Hack-A-Ween. 641 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,087 Yes, we know. We're in the video. 642 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,964 -I like Frobra. -Because it's you. 643 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,092 We'll post this video online to get the other kids on board. 644 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,094 Now we just need Hack-A-Ween supplies. 645 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,972 Which won't be easy because Krupp and Melvin 646 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,267 were collecting all things Halloween for disposal. 647 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,644 -Feeling better now, Sneedly? -Yes. 648 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,315 George and Harold can't revive Halloween if there's nothing left to revive. 649 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:34,110 ♪ Plastic glowing skulls ♪ 650 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,696 ♪ Fake blood that's half full ♪ 651 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,990 ♪ Masks and wigs and claws and fangs ♪ 652 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,619 ♪ And bats and way too many evil clowns ♪ 653 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,830 Oh, who are you calling evil? Ha! 654 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,874 -Now we just need to burn it. -Right. 655 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,126 Wait, burn it? We can't burn it! 656 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,462 That pile is mostly cheap plastic. It'll go up like a-- 657 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,923 -[flames whoosh] -[both screaming] 658 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,800 [siren wails] 659 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,929 Our eyebrows will grow back. 660 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,391 [narrator] Fortunately, George and Harold found some Hallowiggle room. 661 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,059 "Hackawarehouse." 662 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,644 I like it. 663 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:10,188 -You sure this won't get me arrested? -Sure enough. 664 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,399 And if you go down, we're all going down with you. 665 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,234 I'll call my lawyer. 666 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,656 [whistling] 667 00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:24,202 Uh, sir, forklifts aren't allowed in Avocadepot. 668 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,578 Too late, it's done. 669 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,831 I'm whipping up a guacamole bath. 670 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,624 A guaca-bath! 671 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:30,959 A bath-mole! 672 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,544 Still working on the name. 673 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,965 Point is, this is a code green and I need all the avocados. 674 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,299 [grunts, shouts] 675 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,427 -Uh, sir, we deliver! -Really? 676 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,555 Great, 'cause I don't know how to drive this thing. 677 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,141 -[Krupp] Aah! -[people scream] 678 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,227 [narrator] Every kid in Piqua saw the Hack-A-Ween video. 679 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,647 [Melvin] Ugh! I knew George and Harold were up to something. 680 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,150 -[narrator] Including Melvin. -Hack-A-Ween! 681 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,819 They may have found a loophole in Hall-No-Ween, 682 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,863 but I'll make them wish they hadn't! 683 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,031 [laughing maniacally] 684 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,158 -[clears throat] -[gasps] 685 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,075 Melvin? 686 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,996 We're worried about how much time you spend without any friends. [whimpers] 687 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:11,666 Uh, so we arranged a playdate with one of your little classmates. 688 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,294 I'm here because my mom gave me five dollars. 689 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,047 [grunts] 690 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,382 [narrator] Hack-A-Ween Day. 691 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,260 Ready for Hack-A-Ween, Deputy Drawers? 692 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,346 Hangin' loose and sippin' juice, Lieutenant Long Johns. 693 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,473 Who are you again? 694 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,475 We're expanding the Captain Underpants universe. 695 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,019 So we're in very un-Halloweeny spin-off disguises. 696 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,896 -You? -I'm the junior senator from Mars. 697 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:36,816 Like, I'm Dr. Braincrime, head of Weirdo Penitentiary. 698 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,902 Sophie One is Warden Frownface 699 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:42,739 and Other Sophie is, like, our most dangerous prisoner, 700 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,408 Noiseless Nancyyy. 701 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,285 You sure these costumes won't land us in jail? 702 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,536 They're not costumes. 703 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,079 They're disguises, remember? 704 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,165 I checked with Underneath The Law. We're good. 705 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,168 Youse got legal troubles? I got you covered, chief. 706 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,211 I'm a plumber. 707 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,880 Yeah, that legal advice is as solid as a copper pipe. 708 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,759 And those are fantastic Doctorca, Scorpionion, and Frobra disguises. 709 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,887 -♪ Frobra! ♪ -But I'm Frobra! 710 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,973 Hey, why did you guys need me to harvest all my pit cabbages? 711 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,976 Well, jack-o'-lanterns are illegal, but hack-o'-lanterns aren't. 712 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,479 How are the hack-o'-lanterns coming, Mr. Rattlechains? 713 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,273 Good, but cabbages are harder to carve than pumpkins, 714 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,484 so I also have enough coleslaw to choke a rhino. 715 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,069 [choking] 716 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,112 Perfect. Guys, let's hack it up. 717 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,907 Wait! I have a surprise for you. 718 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,994 Called in some favors from my inflatables guys. 719 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:35,083 -[beeps] -Happy Hack-A-Ween! [laughs] 720 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,418 -[all gasp] -Whoa! 721 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,464 -[Bo] It's Doctorca! -[Stanley] And Scorpionion! 722 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,674 [Dressy] ♪ And me! ♪ 723 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,759 No, I'm Frobra! Me! 724 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,637 This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen. 725 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,763 These eyes, too. 726 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,306 Thanks, Mr. Rattlechains. 727 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,850 Okay, Hack-A-Weeners, 728 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,978 let's get out there and let the tortilla chips fall where they may. 729 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:58,106 Yeah, into our bags with pizza rolls and tater tots! 730 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,149 [narrator] Chapter Seven: Big Hack Attack. 731 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,362 No doorbells, remember? Hack-A-Ween. 732 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,824 Right. And if we get arrested, I hope we get an ocean-view cell. 733 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,617 [ukulele plays] -[seagulls screech] 734 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,536 [air horn blares] 735 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:12,620 -[both gasp] -[grunts] 736 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,455 -[boys scream] -[air horn clatters] 737 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,833 Oh, sorry, toilet reflexes. What's up? 738 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,376 -Sneak or snack! -What is that? 739 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,962 Like, trick or treat? I thought Halloween was outlawed. 740 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,881 It was, but this is Hack-A-Ween, 741 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,925 a legally sound alternative according to Underneath the Law. 742 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:26,843 [gavel bangs] 743 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,598 Sneak or snack means you give us a snack or we do something sneaky. 744 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,433 You guys like turkey jerky? 745 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,936 Melvin's house. 746 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,313 Maybe we should skip it. 747 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,357 As they say, you mess with the Melvin, you get the beakers. 748 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,068 If you skip a house on a Halloween, you might miss something good. 749 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,654 -Same deal for Hack-A-Ween. -[air horn blares] 750 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490 -Sneak or... -[screams] This is worse than Halloween! 751 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,909 -[screams] -[both grunt] 752 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:51,910 [both] ...snack. 753 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,162 I'm starting to think Melvin hates Halloween. 754 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,204 [air horn blares] 755 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,831 [Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween! 756 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,918 -♪ Sneak or snack! ♪ -And nice disguise. 757 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,711 -What disguise? -[bee buzzes] 758 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:09,260 Like, give us snacks, or we let Noiseless Nancy make some noooise. 759 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,512 [wind blowing] 760 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,806 I just made tuna casserole. 761 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,433 [air horn blares] 762 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:21,439 Where's the yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah fire? 763 00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,107 [Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween! 764 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,400 ♪ Sneak or snack! ♪ 765 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,527 Sneak, it is. 766 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,322 Just some more kids in disguises begging for food. 767 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,368 Speaking of food, I could really go for a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah burrito. 768 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,953 [Harold's mom] Not now. Not now. 769 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,164 We're in the zone. But I need more paint, so don't move. 770 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,667 -Sneak. -Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah hello? 771 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,752 -[Erica] Sneak! -Aah! Who yeah-yeah-yeah said that? 772 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,505 -We said sneak or snack. -You chose wrong. 773 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,507 -What's all that screaming? -Mom! 774 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:50,134 [gasps] Seriously? You've gotta stop painting this guy. 775 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804 I can't! He's my muse. My muse. 776 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,973 I'm her muuuse. 777 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,432 -[classical music plays] -[thud] 778 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:57,350 [bell rings] 779 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,977 -[swords clang] -[man grunts] 780 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:00,353 [horn honks] 781 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,814 [classical music slows and stops] 782 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,153 -[glass breaks] -[man screams] 783 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,700 So, you got any snacks? 784 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,495 Ah, guaca-bath-ole. 785 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,707 Relaxation is served. 786 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,418 [grunting, chuckles] 787 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,631 [crunching] 788 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,383 -[air horn blares] -Huh. 789 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,968 Probably just a boat. 790 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,720 -[air horn blares] -Or a goose fight. 791 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,221 -[air horn blares] -Or the big game. 792 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:39,517 -[Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween! -Hey, those aren't fighting gooses! 793 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,812 -[Dressy] ♪ Sneak or snack! ♪ -No, it can't be. 794 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,565 -[air horns blaring] -Halloween is illegal. Illegal! Ow! 795 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:49,027 Mm! These stuffed mushrooms are sublime. 796 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,446 -Wait until you try the shrimp toast. -[both] Aah! 797 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,114 [snarls] 798 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,574 Happy Hack-A-Ween? 799 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,575 You! 800 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:57,285 -[chuckles, screams] -Sneak or sna-- 801 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,163 [knocking on door] 802 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000 Happy Hack-A-Ween! 803 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,294 Who wants popcorn shrimp? Oh! 804 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,129 Hello, Mr. Krupp. 805 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,089 Uh, why are you green? 806 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,634 Because I was in the middle of a relaxing guaca-bath-ole 807 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,763 when I was interrupted by these two Halloween hoodlums! 808 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,389 -Arrest them! -For what? 809 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,932 For Halloweening! 810 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,517 It's against the law! 811 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,479 True, but they're celebrating Hack-A-Ween. 812 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,855 That's perfectly legal. 813 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:27,398 I checked Underneath The Law. 814 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,027 [announcer] Underneath the Law: if you can read, you can give legal advice. 815 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,863 Hack-A-Ween? Yeah, that's legal. 816 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,323 I clean pools. 817 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,910 And frankly, Hack-A-Ween's a hoot-a-ween! 818 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,913 Finger food! Byah, byah! 819 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,793 Ooh, now I gotta fry up some fish sticks before kids sneak into my basement. 820 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,587 This isn't over. You're gonna slip up. 821 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:53,716 And when you do, I'll be there to bring the law down on your heads, 822 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,760 -just like that! -[squishes] 823 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,387 [squishing] 824 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,432 -[Krupp] Like... -[snaps fingers] 825 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,103 ♪ Tra-la-lobster roll! ♪ 826 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,896 Cool disguises, guys. 827 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:10,858 Let me guess, you're a kayak and you're an active volcano. 828 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,026 No, we're spin-offs. 829 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,612 -I'm-- -Don't bother. He's disguise-blind. 830 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:18,449 [echoing] Who am I? 831 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,041 -So, where'd you get all the grub? -From sneak-or-snacking. 832 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,252 -It's like trick-or-treating, but-- -Oh, I got it! 833 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,170 ♪ Tra-la-lettuce wraps! ♪ 834 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,547 [grunts] 835 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,714 Sneak or snack! 836 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,467 -He doesn't got it. -No, but we got it, buddy. 837 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,595 -We saved Halloween with Hack-A-Ween. -Yep. Everybody's happy. 838 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,390 -[Melvin] Back, Hack-A-Ween horde! -Everybody except Melvin. 839 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,475 Or be bathed in hot chili. 840 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,894 -Mother, more chili! -[pot clatters] 841 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,522 Hack-A-Ween tanked his Hall-No-Ween plans. 842 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,482 I wonder why Melvin turned on Halloween. 843 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,110 He had a blast trick-or-treating with us all last year. 844 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,194 [both] Trick or treat! 845 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,738 -[George] He didn't go with us. -[Harold] The year before that? 846 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,366 -[both] Trick or treat! -[George] Nope. No Melvin then either. 847 00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:02,869 [Harold] Has Melvin ever been trick-or-treating with us? 848 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,083 That's why Melvin hates Halloween. 849 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,794 -Just like Holihater in our comic! -♪ Callback! ♪ 850 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,546 [cackling] 851 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,631 [narrator] Chapter Eight: Melvinvitation. 852 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,384 -[air horn blares] -Yeah, yeah, sneak or snack! 853 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,387 Take your pigs in a blanket and stay out of our guest bathroom! 854 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,681 Oh, it's you two. 855 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,976 Here to gloat? Well, enjoy your victory while it lasts. 856 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,437 Actually, we're here to see if you wanna join us. 857 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,354 [goat bleats] 858 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:33,232 Yeah, grab a disguise and come sneak-or-snacking. 859 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:34,734 Oh, sure! 860 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,154 And then you'll turn into vampire cops and arrest me for not having a neck! 861 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,948 I'm no fool! I know your tricks! 862 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,867 [gasping] 863 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,493 [Harold] No tricks. They're illegal. 864 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,786 More importantly... 865 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,455 we want you to come. 866 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,251 -What? -Yeah, you can be a spin-off just like us! 867 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:53,502 Your name is... 868 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:54,837 [inhaler hisses] 869 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:55,963 Melvinhaler! 870 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,050 And you have the power to, uh, breathe easy. 871 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,718 -[gasps] -You just need a cape. 872 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,722 -You're-- You're giving me your cape? -Sure. 873 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,183 That's what Hack-A-Ween's all about, mending bridges. 874 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,560 It's-- [scoffs] It's mending fences. 875 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:12,730 And it's a very gracious offer. 876 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,107 I just wish you made it 38 minutes ago. 877 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,151 Why? What happened 38 minutes ago? 878 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,195 -[stomping, roaring] -What's that noise? 879 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,156 -Noise? I don't hear a noise. -Melvin, what did you do? 880 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,407 Nothing. Let's go. 881 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,284 -Which house shall we visit first? -[roars] 882 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,953 Melvin, what did you do? 883 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,287 -Me? Do? -[stomping] 884 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:29,830 -What? -Melvin! 885 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,958 Okay, I was angry. I wanted revenge. 886 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,918 How was I to know you'd come and mend bridges? 887 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,419 Wait, is it bridges or fences? 888 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,420 Harold, look! 889 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,673 -[hissing] -[growling] 890 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,261 [roars] 891 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,428 [Harold] Oh, no! 892 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,013 He hacked Hack-A-Ween! 893 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,306 [people scream] 894 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,724 -[roars] -[shrieks] 895 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,687 Melvin, whatever you did, un-did it! 896 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,771 Look, I can't! 897 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,857 Bringing those inflatables to life fried the Inanimanitator! 898 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,859 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! [whimpers] 899 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,027 -[roars] -[people scream] 900 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363 We don't need sorry. We need Captain Underpants. 901 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,699 But we're still going sneak-or-snacking together, right? 902 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,284 Aah! Guys? 903 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,745 Guys, that house down the street is giving out aluminum siding. 904 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,247 [munches] Mm! 905 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,708 -Aluminuminummy! -[Frobra hissing] 906 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,792 -[hisses] -[roars] 907 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:17,295 Hey, big balloon guys! 908 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,880 I gotta get a picture with them for my album. 909 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,590 [camera shutter clicking] 910 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,883 [grunting] 911 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:24,719 Those aren't nice balloons. 912 00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,470 They're messed-up Hack-A-Ween balloons. 913 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,639 And that means no more sneak-or-snacking. 914 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,849 Nuh-uh! 915 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:32,476 No one gets between me and my siding. 916 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,979 Time to blow up some blow-ups. 917 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:40,192 [panting] So, shall we... sneak... or snack? 918 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,360 [exhales, groans] 919 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,529 [Captain] ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ 920 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,366 [narrator] Chapter Nine: The Second Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, 921 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,827 presented in Horror-O-Rama, 922 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:53,164 because something that fun to say can't be violent or scary. 923 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,957 Horror-O-Rama! 924 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,960 [echoes] Horror-O-Rama! 925 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,588 I'm walking in the woods, alone, at night. 926 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:01,672 Seems safe to me. 927 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,177 -[screams] -[narrator] Forest for the Screams. 928 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,554 -In theaters this Hack-A-Ween. -[popping, people screaming] 929 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,932 I'm showering in my underwear. What could go wrong? 930 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,310 -[screams] -[narrator] The Final Shower. 931 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,645 -In theaters this Hack-A-Ween. -[balloons popping] 932 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,398 I'm lost in an abandoned prison. 933 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,568 Now, this was a bad call. [screams] 934 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737 [narrator] Don't Go Into That Abandoned Prison. 935 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,239 -In theaters this Hack-A-Ween. -[balloons popping] 936 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,658 [screams, grunts] 937 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:32,995 [wheezing] 938 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,542 Knocked... [wheezing] 939 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,338 ...the wind... [wheezing] 940 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,923 ...out of me! 941 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,592 -[wheezing] -[distant stomping, growling] 942 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:48,260 Can't breathe! 943 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:51,222 Can't breathe? That's a job for... 944 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,474 Melvinhaler! Melvin, he's got the need! 945 00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,227 Yes! Uh, yes! I am Melvinhaler! 946 00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:00,481 And by the power of bronchial dilators, I will open your airways, 947 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:03,901 expand your troubled lungs, and end wheezing! 948 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,361 Whoa, that needs work. 949 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:06,946 [slo-mo shout] 950 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,541 [inhaler hisses] 951 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,586 [breathes deeply] 952 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,630 Thanks for the air, nerdy bear! 953 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,258 -Now, how do I let the air out of them? -You don't. 954 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,844 Lieutenant Long Johns and Deputy Drawers do! 955 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,305 Courtesy of Mrs. Wrinklefoot, who really stepped it up for Hack-A-Ween. 956 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,807 But how do we get into kabob range? 957 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,184 Captain Underpants, can you create a distraction 958 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,228 so we can get close enough to burst those bubbles? 959 00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:42,106 I'm all distraction... and cheese! 960 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,358 ♪ Tra-la-lamb kabobs! ♪ 961 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,027 The bounce stops here-- [groaning] 962 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,571 Ow! Whoa! Ow! 963 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,864 [shouting continues] 964 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:53,701 [both grunting] 965 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,910 [both shout, groan] 966 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,162 I can't pop them! 967 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,496 So let 'em pop themselves! 968 00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,040 Can you bounce back from bouncing? 969 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,210 [grunting] 970 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,842 -[roars, clicking] -[shrieks] 971 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,097 -[roars] -[shrieks] 972 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,015 [both pop] 973 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,935 [air hissing, squeaking] 974 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,898 Spin-offs for the Hack-a-win! 975 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,232 [hissing] 976 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,150 [both scream] 977 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,444 -[panting] Help! -Help! 978 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,406 [grunting] 979 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,742 Whoa, you're like a rubber wall! 980 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,285 I have those in my room. 981 00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:38,120 Time to pull out all the pops. 982 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,417 Whoa! 983 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,669 Kabobs! 984 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,258 [shouting] 985 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,677 -[rubber squeaking] -[Captain straining] 986 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,804 [Captain screaming] 987 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:56,722 [grunts] 988 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:57,890 [grunts] 989 00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,350 [gasping] 990 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,685 Why am I wet? Where are my pants? 991 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,479 -Boom! We Hack-a-won! -Yeah! 992 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:06,982 Good thing this isn't one of those movies where you think it's over, but it's not. 993 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,151 Uh, anyone seen my house? 994 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,653 -It's missing. -[stomps] 995 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:12,696 [stomping continues] 996 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:25,125 [roars] 997 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,002 -[George] Found it. -But how is it moving? 998 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,214 Well... [chuckles] I may have blasted the house 999 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,758 with the Inanimanitator to bring it to life. 1000 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:33,968 I-- 1001 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,886 What? I was angry! 1002 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,347 -Time for round two, Cap U! -[snapping fingers] 1003 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,808 Don't snap at me! I'm not a bird! 1004 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,601 He's still wet. We're on our own. 1005 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,895 We lost Halloween. We can't lose Hack-A-Ween! 1006 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:48,357 Yes! We must save Hack-A-Ween because I'm having fun now, so it matters! 1007 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,318 Don't worry, nothing three spin-offs can't handle. 1008 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,696 I-I'm sorry, did you say three? 1009 00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:54,905 The Spinoffs! 1010 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:58,826 Starring Lieutenant Long Johns and Deputy Drawers and Melvinhaler! 1011 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,077 By George and Harold. 1012 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,164 Sooooo, Halloween so! 1013 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:07,418 The Spinoffs do what you always do when your house is crawling with life-- 1014 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,919 they called an exterminator. 1015 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,380 Lieutenant Long Johns and Deputy Drawers kept the house busy 1016 00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:13,591 with a heroic game of ding dong ditch, ding dong! 1017 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,009 [giggling] 1018 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,261 While Melvinhaler took a deep, cleansing breath 1019 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,806 and turned the exterminator's tent into the Nonexistent 2000. 1020 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,266 Pssh-kank-sqwork Nonexistent! 1021 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,476 The Nonexistent convinced the stuff in the house 1022 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,770 it wasn't alive anymore, and problem solved! 1023 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,688 Spinoffs! 1024 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,607 [owl hooting] 1025 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,901 Gosh, good thing exterminators take care of monster houses. 1026 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:36,238 -So, when can I move back in? -Not for a year, at least. 1027 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:40,075 A bill? Seriously? 1028 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:43,078 [Mayor McChapper] And while Hack-A-Ween wasn't perfect, 1029 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,958 it was the perfect reminder that all kids love Halloween. 1030 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,501 -I feel like candy! -Mm, mm, mm! 1031 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,003 Even if they are adults. 1032 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,339 -Candy rules! -Mm, mm, mm. At any price! 1033 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,300 And these costumes are inspiring! [chuckles] 1034 00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,636 -So good. -I love being someone else. 1035 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,096 Are you a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah mirror? 1036 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,014 [screams] 1037 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,226 So, all in favor of bringing back Halloween? 1038 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,436 [all] Byah! 1039 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,313 The byahs have it! 1040 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,815 -Halloween is reinstated! -Aah! 1041 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:15,527 -Double byah! Byah! -No! No! 1042 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,445 Hey, look! 1043 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:17,863 [Krupp groans] 1044 00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,824 "Halloween meeting tonight. Bring your own snacks." 1045 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,994 "Halloween is back! Get your ghost on." 1046 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,746 Ugh, sorry, Melvin. 1047 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,914 Oh, don't be. 1048 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:28,957 I'm not really candy intolerant. 1049 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,044 That was just an excuse I used to minimize the unpleasantness of Halloween. 1050 00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:34,129 I actually enjoy candy. Watch. 1051 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,924 -See? I'm totally fi-- -[glass breaks] 1052 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,551 [gagging, gasping] I'm so sick! 1053 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:40,969 [vomiting] 1054 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,680 [George and Harold] Happy Hack-A-Ween! 1055 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,015 [theme music playing]