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‎（佛羅里達州西林區）

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‎（人工洗車保養）

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‎洗車

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‎媽的

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‎-怎麼樣？
‎-還好嗎？

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‎-很好，這是你的BMW？
‎-對

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‎好，快好了，剩內部保養

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‎-我叫克里斯
‎-我是凱斯

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‎幸會，頂多五分鐘

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‎-沒關係，慢慢來
‎-你打哪來？

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‎阿拉巴馬州伯明罕

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‎伯明罕？哇
‎我在佛羅里達州土生土長

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‎找份工作，討個生活

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‎對啊，我也是

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‎-保持自信樂觀，總會出頭天
‎-對

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‎我就是這麼想的，你懂的

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‎太好了

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‎我認識一個人…

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‎我高中暗戀過她

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‎我發誓，我高中暗戀過她

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‎-真的？
‎-對，她叫瑪麗亞李

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‎-真的？
‎-我好久沒見到她了

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‎我在發抖，對，所以才沒講話

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‎我答應自己
‎下次見到她，要約她出去

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‎-她可能都忘記我了
‎-去試試啊

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-對啊

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‎-但我看起來很窩囊
‎-你很帥啦

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‎真的嗎？

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‎去吧，就說：“妳好嗎？記得我嗎？”

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‎好，就這麼辦

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‎我用吸塵器清一下，你就能走了

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‎-謝了，老兄
‎-幫我按吸塵器的開關，謝謝

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‎-這裡嗎？
‎-對，謝了，老兄

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‎可能還有很多男生…

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‎糟糕！

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‎慘了！

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‎搞什麼！

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‎不要！

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‎天啊，關掉，你按了什麼？搞什麼？

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‎-我又要被炒了
‎-糟糕

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‎外套給我，外套，快點

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‎謝了，老兄，天啊，怎麼會這樣？

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‎-你做了什麼？
‎-按開關而已

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‎媽的，瑪麗亞來了，老天啊

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‎-先生，不好意思
‎-天啊

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‎嗨

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‎你知道內部保養要多久嗎？

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‎我有點趕時間 ，不確定要多久

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‎我不確定

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‎別讓她離開

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‎我去別間洗車場好了

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‎好，謝謝

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‎跟她要電話號碼

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‎-抱歉
‎-什麼事？

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‎能給我電話嗎？我請人打給妳

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‎我的電話號碼？不行

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‎謝謝你，不用了，謝謝

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‎哎呀

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‎老兄，剛才到底怎麼回事？

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‎她走了嗎？

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‎幹

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‎差一點就成功了

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‎-才怪！
‎-可惡

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‎（電腦維修）

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‎巴德，你絕對猜不到
‎我剛在洗車場看到誰

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‎超扯的，出來聊一下

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‎好，我有客人，下班見

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‎好，兄弟，稍後再聊

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‎-嗨，需要什麼嗎？
‎-我把這弄壞了

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‎你有辦法修理嗎？

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‎不知道是不是完全壞掉了

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‎應該是可以修好

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‎-幸好現在不忙
‎-你們通常很忙嗎？

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‎對，大家很愛弄壞手機
‎不知道是怎樣

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‎能給我妳的資料嗎？

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‎（狠角色）

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‎-057…
‎-老弟，怎麼樣？

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‎崔娜，什麼事？

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‎沒什麼事，妳好嗎？

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‎-嗨，妳好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎看到那輛車了嗎？

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‎-妳的？
‎-對，我的狠角色

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‎看到它就萬事大吉，簡直像吃仙丹

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‎-讚喔
‎-藥到病除

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‎我喜歡搭軒尼詩白蘭地一起吞下肚

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‎-真的？
‎-對啊，很讚

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‎妳需要什麼？

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‎我需要50元

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‎我在工作
‎妳不能在大家面前跟我要錢

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‎-抱歉
‎-沒關係

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‎他是我弟，快點

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‎妳不是在居家監禁嗎？

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‎居家監禁個屁，管他那麼多

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‎給我50元

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‎老弟，快點

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‎我有20元

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‎-20元？
‎-就這麼多

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‎-就這樣？
‎-就這樣

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‎-絕對不止
‎-妳幹嘛？

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‎-我看看
‎-不要

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‎-你看
‎-只是三塊錢

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‎-想耍我？
‎-沒有，那是午餐費

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‎這是我的，我受夠你的把戲了

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‎錢拿來

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‎他媽的愛哭鬼

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‎永遠別想離開這個小鎮

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‎一輩子沒出息

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‎去他的居家監禁，通通去死

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‎好，幫我拿著

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‎還有這個

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‎-不…
‎-給妳的

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‎別張揚

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‎-但…
‎-妳也是

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‎別亂講話，我很會認人

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‎敢告密，我就殺光所有臭白人

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‎天哪

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‎乾杯，謝謝

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‎吃個零食，開心一點

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‎乾杯，碰！

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‎-謝了，老兄
‎-不客氣

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‎老兄，別讓她影響你

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‎你要挺身反抗

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‎你認識我姐，很難反抗她，她是惡霸

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‎崔娜好像說得對

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‎我們可能永遠離不開這裡，真煩

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‎崔娜說得不對，老兄

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‎聽我說，今天見到瑪麗亞
‎就是個好兆頭

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‎相信我，明年此時，我們會離開現職

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‎出發去冒險

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‎好吧

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‎（一年後）

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‎有人嗎？

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‎搞什麼鬼？

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‎-你是誰？
‎-我來修水管

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‎現在幾點？

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‎-媽的
‎-幹，我上班遲到了

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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎上班遲到了！

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‎天啊！

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‎王八蛋！

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‎不能被炒魷魚

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‎天啊！

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‎抄捷徑

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‎媽的

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‎我在看手錶！抱歉！

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‎天啊！

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‎抱歉！我以為窗戶是開著的

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‎我上班遲到了，是我不好

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‎我來幫忙

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‎謝謝

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‎祝妳順心

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎靠，走開！

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‎對不起！

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‎抱歉！

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‎搞什麼鬼啊？

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‎天啊

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‎糟糕！

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‎抱歉，妳還好嗎？

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‎-還好
‎-抱歉

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‎-讓我來，女士優先
‎-謝謝你

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‎妳先請

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‎真爽，沒遲到！

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‎能介紹一下排毒冰沙嗎？

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‎喝了會排便，妳會在廁所待一陣子

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‎-這樣啊
‎-對

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‎-想試新口味嗎？
‎-那不是瑪格麗特？

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‎我也希望是

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‎倒一點這個進去

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‎再放些芒果之類的

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‎如果你要用手，裡面幹嘛放湯匙？

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‎我有時會忘記

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‎世界一流的大廚都是用手拿

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‎-所以…
‎-不對

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‎我不能接受

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‎對，我在健保局工作，他剛才大違規

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‎妳在健保局工作，那妳就知道

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‎細菌其實對免疫系統有益

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‎不對，你碰了流理臺，還有一堆東西

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‎然後把手放進去，還扯什麼大廚

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‎我們就該接受？

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‎來，妳是要錢嗎？

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‎從罐子裡拿
‎反正也不會真的捐去那裡

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‎這事到此為止好嗎？

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‎那什麼表情？

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‎瑪麗亞！

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‎抱歉，很大聲嗎？瑪麗亞！

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‎-過來
‎-嗨

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‎她是貴賓

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‎對，直接插隊就好了

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‎-嗨，抱歉
‎-抱歉，各位

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‎怎麼幹這種事？

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‎她是貴賓，但我們排了隊
‎你要先服務我們

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‎-抱歉
‎-我是克里斯凱瑞

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‎高中生物跟妳同班啊

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‎瘋狂克里斯啊？

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‎智障克里斯？

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‎對！妳還好嗎？

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‎-天啊，克里斯
‎-好久不見！

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‎對啊，其實我住在紐約市

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‎-哇，紐約，大蘋果耶
‎-對啊

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‎好想把那顆蘋果榨來喝喔

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‎妳在那裡幹嘛？我沒去過

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‎其實我是藝廊的負責人

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‎真不賴

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‎來，喝杯果汁，本店請客

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‎好

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‎太爛了，完全無法接受

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‎抱歉，我在工作
‎偶爾會有意外的驚喜

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‎這很糟糕

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00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,988
‎妳…

214
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,576
‎妳覺得…

215
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,456
‎晚點有事嗎？想去吃個東西嗎？

216
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,252
‎我很想

217
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,088
‎但我正要去機場

218
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,758
‎週五有大型藝術展，我得回去準備

219
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:58,676
‎這樣啊

220
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094
‎-所以…是啊
‎-好吧

221
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,432
‎哪天你來曼哈頓的話，來藝廊走走啊

222
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,808
‎-什麼？
‎-對啊

223
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,482
‎-真的？
‎-對，我帶你四處參觀

224
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,067
‎-太好了
‎-謝謝你請客

225
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694
‎-太棒了
‎-太好了

226
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,656
‎-好，回頭見
‎-克里斯，很高興見到你

227
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,033
‎再見

228
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,497
‎可以點了嗎？

229
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:41,802
‎天啊！

230
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,724
‎天啊，他跌倒了

231
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,102
‎讚啦！

232
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,492
‎我可以…

233
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,868
‎請教一件事嗎？

234
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,078
‎我剛才看到夢中情人

235
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,207
‎我終於鼓起勇氣約她出來

236
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,666
‎超震撼的

237
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,712
‎為什麼？因為她答應了？

238
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,881
‎對，但她住紐約，問題在此

239
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,134
‎沒有女人讓我有過這種感覺

240
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,803
‎這裡有什麼放不下的？

241
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,013
‎完全沒有，重點就在這裡

242
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,433
‎我最好的朋友巴德在這裡

243
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,559
‎在我看來

244
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,020
‎勇敢去追吧

245
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,816
‎否則，下半輩子你都會在這裡想

246
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,236
‎“要是當初…”，你懂我的意思

247
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,530
‎對啊，我在這裡幹嘛？

248
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,784
‎我不能在這裡乾等，期盼好事到來

249
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,035
‎我得自己實現

250
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,620
‎這就對了，自己創造

251
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,205
‎自己創造，對

252
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,874
‎謝謝，謝謝你的建議

253
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,253
‎我要去紐約

254
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,133
‎我今天看到一個女生

255
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,304
‎我看到一個女生，不會吧

256
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,183
‎我今天看到一個女生

257
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,812
‎她叫瑪麗亞

258
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,898
‎我今天看到一個女生

259
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,941
‎見鬼了

260
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,318
‎我錯過的那個女生

261
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,444
‎我看到…

262
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,697
‎天啊！我的媽呀！

263
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,117
‎她叫瑪麗亞

264
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,577
‎老兄，謝謝

265
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,036
‎我欠你一次，謝謝

266
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,582
‎我要去紐約了，老兄，謝謝

267
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,838
‎他戀愛了，愛瘋了

268
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,885
‎我今天看到一個女生

269
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:46,844
‎幹嘛？別碰我

270
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,805
‎我看到一個女生，不會吧

271
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,181
‎你在幹嘛？

272
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,349
‎我今天看到一個女生

273
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,726
‎給我滾開

274
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,312
‎她叫瑪麗亞

275
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,652
‎我埋頭苦幹，卻一事無成

276
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,113
‎我要走了，他媽的不幹了

277
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,991
‎瑪麗亞已經敞開大門

278
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,660
‎再會，冰沙，我要去紐約嘍

279
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,456
‎他今天看到一個女生

280
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,415
‎靠

281
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,710
‎他看到一個女生，不會吧

282
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,048
‎他今天看到一個女生

283
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:28,385
‎她叫瑪麗亞

284
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:32,264
‎我今天看到一個女生

285
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,184
‎我看到一個女生

286
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,602
‎好耶！死了！

287
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,732
‎我今天看到一個女生

288
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:46,987
‎她叫瑪麗亞

289
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:52,493
‎瑪麗亞

290
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:59,625
‎瑪麗亞

291
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,962
‎什麼鬼？

292
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,757
‎我告訴你

293
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,135
‎瑪麗亞今天從天而降，出現在我面前

294
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,472
‎她問說：“克里斯
‎好久不見，最近在幹嘛？”

295
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:17,142
‎我說：“沒在幹嘛
‎我從高中就在購物中心工作”

296
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,397
‎她說：“好消息，我是你的守護天使

297
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482
‎我要帶你離開這個鬼地方

298
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,235
‎前往他媽的應許之地”

299
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,946
‎那又怎樣？那是什麼意思？

300
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,698
‎看看我們的人生

301
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,033
‎困在佛羅里達州，徒勞無功

302
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,285
‎爛工作一個換過一個

303
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,288
‎終於該去大冒險了

304
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:43,085
‎開車勇闖紐約市！

305
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,962
‎有人去過紐約市嗎？

306
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:45,921
‎我去過！

307
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,881
‎紐約！

308
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:53,345
‎水泥叢林，德州白化病患者
‎我的嫩穴著火了

309
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,472
‎來啊，紐約耶！披薩！

310
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,725
‎老兄，冷靜點

311
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,603
‎-我明白，聽起來不錯
‎-對

312
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,522
‎但要怎麼去？我們沒有車

313
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,858
‎我想好了

314
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,195
‎（亨利長期停車場）

315
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,699
‎不行，不能開崔娜的車，你瘋了嗎？

316
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,743
‎等一下！聽我說

317
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,787
‎是你付錢讓她停車

318
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,997
‎-對吧？
‎-對

319
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,206
‎崔娜在坐牢

320
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,127
‎她一直在牢裡，而且不會出來

321
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,505
‎她在蹲苦牢

322
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,383
‎我不幹，崔娜很瘋癲，這你曉得

323
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,385
‎-我知道
‎-不能開她的車

324
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,013
‎這輩子就這麼一次，別管崔娜

325
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,473
‎想想我們

326
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,892
‎偷走那輛車，開去紐約

327
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,771
‎來場驚天動地的冒險
‎像我們老掛在嘴邊的那樣

328
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,398
‎我恨你

329
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,029
‎我們要去紐約了！

330
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,699
‎給你，巴德馬龍

331
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,409
‎對，我們要開車去紐約

332
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,244
‎看起來不錯

333
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,704
‎-你說你叫什麼？
‎-科特

334
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,415
‎-科特，他是克里斯，幸會
‎-很高興認識你

335
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,514
‎嘟嘟！

336
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,141
‎（即將離開佛羅里達）

337
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,060
‎你看，路線我都安排好了

338
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,604
‎我昨天查了谷歌地圖，萬事皆備

339
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,690
‎走95號州際公路，去紐約走這條最快

340
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,945
‎別急，老兄，瑪麗亞的藝術展
‎四天後才開幕

341
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,115
‎放鬆一下，呼吸美國的空氣

342
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,703
‎腳放下，不能弄髒我姐的車

343
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,580
‎放輕鬆好嗎？

344
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,209
‎車子沒事，你姐在坐牢，不會知道的

345
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,129
‎不然她要怎樣？越獄嗎？

346
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,591
‎（佛羅里達州立監獄）

347
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,059
‎（大都會拘留中心）

348
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,692
‎巴士檢查過了

349
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,077
‎不好意思

350
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,496
‎我卡在上面，困住了

351
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,665
‎能救我出去嗎？

352
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,711
‎拜託，我困在下面，天啊

353
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,255
‎謝謝你

354
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,801
‎媽的

355
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469
‎嘿

356
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,930
‎天啊

357
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,349
‎附近有警衛嗎？

358
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,645
‎妳趕快離開

359
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,772
‎妳快點跑

360
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:55,027
‎謝謝，我要開車去墨西哥，重新開始

361
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,529
‎把衣服脫掉，趕快滾

362
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,947
‎能借你的背心嗎？

363
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,490
‎我不能把背心給妳

364
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367
‎你罩過我，我過目不忘

365
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,577
‎快走

366
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,495
‎謝謝你幫助我逃走

367
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,333
‎嘿

368
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,003
‎有個囚犯跑了，你有看到嗎？

369
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,131
‎哪裡？

370
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,301
‎哪裡？就在這附近，你有看到嗎？

371
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,344
‎沒有

372
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,595
‎有人逃走了？

373
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,263
‎你完全沒幫她？

374
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,641
‎沒有，我要怎麼幫她？

375
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,309
‎把背心給她嗎？

376
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,770
‎我不知道，你有看到什麼人嗎？

377
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,146
‎我得要知道

378
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,898
‎往那邊去

379
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:34,858
‎那邊？

380
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,361
‎-有人往那邊去？
‎-往那邊去

381
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,404
‎-往那邊去？
‎-往那邊去

382
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,824
‎好，有緊急狀況，這邊有緊急狀況

383
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,085
‎我只是想謝謝你

384
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,295
‎-快走，他在找妳
‎-真的？

385
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,882
‎-他們在找妳，快走
‎-非常感謝

386
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,176
‎感激不盡，你是單身爸爸嗎？

387
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,929
‎快跑，拜託，免得我惹上麻煩

388
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,389
‎謝謝你幫我

389
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:09,977
‎-快滾，別過來！妳幹嘛？
‎-謝謝

390
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,938
‎上帝保佑你，你是共犯

391
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:16,942
‎我自由了！

392
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,365
‎你不曉得她力氣多大

393
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,993
‎我姐瘋了，我講過幾百萬次了

394
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,578
‎她那不是普通女生的手

395
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,915
‎我看過她徒手煎魚

396
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,168
‎她拿起麵糊裡的魚，放進煎鍋裡

397
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,713
‎手放在上面，直到煎好，超扯的

398
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,007
‎我看過她翻烤肋排

399
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,258
‎不用鏟子

400
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,217
‎是用手

401
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,844
‎天啊

402
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,806
‎徒手壓肉

403
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,727
‎我不想再去你家吃飯了

404
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,568
‎-你好嗎？
‎-很好

405
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,485
‎嘿

406
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,363
‎我要把車開走，好開心啊

407
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,282
‎名字是馬龍

408
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,327
‎粉紅色的維多利亞皇冠

409
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,120
‎剛才有人開走了

410
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,079
‎什麼？

411
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,665
‎巴德馬龍剛才開走了

412
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,544
‎巴德開走我的車

413
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,629
‎有人陪他來嗎？

414
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,965
‎-有
‎-長什麼樣子？

415
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,301
‎他們是非裔美國人

416
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,888
‎-你知道他們去哪嗎？
‎-好像是紐約

417
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,264
‎-紐約？
‎-對

418
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,225
‎上面是他的名字，所以…

419
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,730
‎你叫什麼名字？

420
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,398
‎鮑伯

421
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,776
‎鮑伯，我不想殺人，回去坐牢

422
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,319
‎但我要殺人了

423
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573
‎你把車子給他們，現在他們沒命了

424
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,618
‎抱歉

425
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,875
‎好吧

426
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,669
‎（喬治亞州布福德）

427
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,882
‎（美國人絕不退縮！）

428
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,551
‎你看，我買了中國指銬

429
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,804
‎當作在路上的幸運符

430
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,765
‎這樣吧，我來問問美國同胞

431
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,308
‎哪裡有好酒吧

432
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,562
‎-慶祝首場公路旅行
‎-好，隨便你，我都行

433
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,898
‎先生，請問附近有酒吧嗎？

434
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,109
‎我跟朋友今晚想狂歡

435
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,195
‎-我們今晚要去電動牛仔
‎-真的？謝了，老兄

436
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,531
‎-把車轉過來，我來拿
‎-這樣啊

437
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,158
‎糟糕

438
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,869
‎慘了

439
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,371
‎幫我一下！

440
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:35,705
‎媽的

441
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,376
‎走開，兄弟，快走開

442
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,337
‎誰去關掉，快關掉！

443
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,131
‎開關在哪？

444
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,674
‎我吞了一些

445
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,594
‎開關在哪？

446
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,971
‎來，拿著

447
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,473
‎我不要碰，不要拿著

448
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,892
‎我們走吧，那東西壞了

449
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,935
‎別碰椅子

450
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,937
‎謝了，牛仔哥

451
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,697
‎淋巧克力的，好

452
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,074
‎我要香草的，培根的也來一點吧

453
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,034
‎-培根，好的
‎-好

454
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,662
‎-老兄，你們住附近嗎？
‎-我們嗎？

455
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,830
‎-對
‎-是的

456
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,499
‎看過這兩個嗎？他們偷了我的車

457
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,334
‎-天啊
‎-這是我的車

458
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,295
‎-我的狠角色
‎-抱歉，我沒看過

459
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:26,006
‎這裡有很多警察，可以問他們

460
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,675
‎這裡警察很多，他們很愛甜甜圈

461
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,139
‎妳還好嗎？

462
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,474
‎不好！

463
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,975
‎你看過這輛車嗎？

464
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,351
‎沒看過

465
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,228
‎這是我的車

466
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,648
‎我過16歲生日，奶奶送我的

467
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,027
‎我剛出獄，這兩個熟人偷了我的車

468
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,196
‎-妳住哪裡？
‎-我住哪裡？

469
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,739
‎我住在購物中心裡

470
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,658
‎好，妳得去警局

471
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,826
‎天啊，你好帥

472
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,954
‎-你超帥的
‎-謝謝

473
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,499
‎對，妳要去…

474
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,168
‎妳要去第四區的警局

475
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,964
‎天啊，好久沒有男人看著我的眼睛了

476
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,424
‎你好俊俏

477
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,468
‎謝謝，妳要去第四區的警局

478
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,719
‎-能親你嗎？
‎-不行

479
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:13,845
‎-不行？
‎-不行

480
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,181
‎我好久沒親男人了

481
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,892
‎警官，你叫什麼名字？能給電話嗎？

482
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,227
‎不行，我結婚了

483
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,730
‎所以呢？你是警察
‎你們不在意這種事

484
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,814
‎我在意

485
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,566
‎我陰毛超濃密

486
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,948
‎不好意思，你們都在外面吃甜甜圈

487
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,700
‎見過他們嗎？看過這兩個嗎？

488
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,993
‎他們偷了我的車

489
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,662
‎警察就在那裡

490
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,540
‎他們不想跟我講話，根本幫不上忙

491
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,291
‎就是啊…

492
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,794
‎-所以妳要自己來？
‎-算是吧

493
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,296
‎-答應吧
‎-對！答應吧

494
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,007
‎知道嗎？有時就是得靠自己

495
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,425
‎妳最好不要

496
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,929
‎去他的警察，我要殺了這些混蛋

497
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,892
‎天啊！

498
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,022
‎喂！

499
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,733
‎天啊！

500
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,700
‎可惡！

501
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,953
‎他一定覺得自己像白痴吧？

502
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,170
‎你在幹嘛？

503
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,964
‎《小姐好白》？

504
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:32,716
‎對呀！

505
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,176
‎我最愛的電影

506
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,596
‎知道嗎？我第一次看這部電影

507
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,557
‎看到一半
‎我真的以為他們是白人女生

508
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,560
‎他們看起來像燒傷受害者

509
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,895
‎你很笨，根本不懂好電影

510
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,607
‎應該說：“那兩個白人女生
‎屁股大又翹

511
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,359
‎肥美豐臀，簡直跟黑人一樣”

512
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,947
‎泰瑞克魯斯也信了，你看過電影

513
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,995
‎到了，牛仔說的就是這裡

514
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,205
‎兄弟，瞧瞧這個地方

515
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,165
‎有夠讚

516
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,709
‎好啦

517
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:12,547
‎呦

518
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,760
‎-克里斯，這樣好嗎？
‎-老兄，相信我，會很棒的

519
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,139
‎-這間叫電動牛仔
‎-沒錯

520
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,475
‎-我們不是牛仔
‎-待會兒就是嘍

521
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,739
‎老兄，怎麼樣啊？

522
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,450
‎美國萬歲！

523
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,119
‎這裡只有我們兩個黑人

524
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,121
‎我眼裡沒有種族，根本沒注意到

525
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,749
‎知道我看到的是什麼種族嗎？
‎美國族群

526
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,293
‎就在舞池裡

527
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,176
‎-抱歉
‎-沒關係

528
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,100
‎巴德，這太棒了

529
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,143
‎給我過來

530
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,608
‎-好棒！
‎-謝謝

531
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,276
‎來喝幾杯吧？

532
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,862
‎公路旅行的第一晚

533
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,700
‎找不到比你更棒的夥伴了

534
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,040
‎下一輪我請客，再來幾杯一口酒

535
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,460
‎這是我的死黨巴德，他有點害羞

536
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,421
‎乾杯！拿起酒杯，乾杯！

537
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,172
‎巴德馬龍，敬你一杯

538
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,388
‎到此為止，好嗎？

539
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,724
‎再給我一杯

540
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,478
‎哎呀，老兄

541
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,396
‎大概是吧

542
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,605
‎你會吐的

543
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,406
‎我建議你不要這樣

544
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,199
‎他拿那個起來喝？

545
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,286
‎我喝多了，可以這麼說吧

546
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,912
‎搞什麼鬼

547
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,123
‎我得去打個電話

548
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:11,750
‎晚點見

549
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,334
‎他怎麼了？

550
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,378
‎他太神經兮兮了

551
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,255
‎我們能為他祈禱嗎？

552
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,174
‎你能幫他禱告一下嗎？

553
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,341
‎我不是…

554
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,637
‎親愛的耶穌，願祢的聖被尊為名

555
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,973
‎願祢的國降臨

556
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:30,685
‎希望這趟公路旅行巴德玩得開心

557
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,856
‎希望我找到瑪麗亞，墜入愛河

558
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,777
‎跟她做愛，不戴保險套做愛

559
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,279
‎當然了，我會先讓她高潮

560
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,074
‎然後我就可以隨便…

561
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,494
‎什麼時候想射都可以

562
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,664
‎我想先讓她高潮
‎然後我什麼時候想射都行

563
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,500
‎-阿們
‎-阿們

564
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,001
‎我要去尿尿

565
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,961
‎馬上回來

566
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,299
‎不好意思，廁所在哪？

567
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,635
‎媽的！對不起

568
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,513
‎你喝了多少？靠，你是駱駝嗎？

569
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:10,391
‎生日快樂，親愛的莉娜

570
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,644
‎祝妳生日快樂

571
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,855
‎酒錢找他拿，你知道我沒錢

572
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,942
‎巴德，我沒這樣出來玩過，很好玩耶

573
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,819
‎妳想喝什麼酒？

574
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,197
‎唱片騎師，把音樂關掉！

575
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,240
‎音樂關掉！

576
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,953
‎我要敬我最好的朋友巴德馬龍！

577
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,205
‎你在上面幹嘛？下來！

578
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,000
‎對，他有點緊張
‎這裡只有我們兩個黑人

579
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,711
‎他是世界上最酷的人

580
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,380
‎-快下來！
‎-我愛你…

581
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:44,217
‎你還好嗎？

582
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,345
‎-糟糕，你還好嗎？
‎-拉他起來

583
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,640
‎-他沒事吧？
‎-快起來

584
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:53,935
‎給他一點空間

585
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,895
‎我是護士

586
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,063
‎不

587
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,607
‎你從吧檯上摔下來，要去檢查一下

588
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,943
‎-我沒事
‎-有水瓶或杯子嗎？

589
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,028
‎-有濕抹布
‎-好，給他一些水

590
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,872
‎我的天啊

591
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,666
‎我說真的，幫他叫救護車

592
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,668
‎-他吐成這樣很嚴重
‎-我沒事

593
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:22,213
‎誰拿杯酒來給我，冷靜一點

594
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,340
‎這瓶給你

595
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,767
‎輕一點啦，這麼粗魯

596
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,318
‎說真的，你是有什麼病？

597
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,486
‎我想慶祝你

598
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,574
‎慶祝你和你的人生

599
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,870
‎謝謝你說服我跟你來

600
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,748
‎出來走走很棒，我很需要

601
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:04,005
‎我們應該休息一下，或洗個澡

602
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,571
‎巴德，晚安

603
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,199
‎克里斯，晚安

604
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,161
‎媽的，這是什麼燈？

605
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,413
‎搞什麼？

606
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,125
‎離見瑪麗亞的日子又近一天

607
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,128
‎來吧，感覺很棒
‎嶄新的一天，對吧？

608
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,922
‎-對，嶄新的一天
‎-好

609
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:46,923
‎美國萬歲

610
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,270
‎（歡迎來到北卡羅萊納州）

611
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,537
‎藝術品的價格飛漲

612
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,288
‎我想先展示這一個

613
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,916
‎因為這一個倍受爭議

614
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,544
‎我覺得看起來像《魔戒》裡的東西

615
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,964
‎看起來像…遺物

616
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,137
‎瑪麗亞

617
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,304
‎克里斯？

618
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,681
‎天啊，太好了！

619
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,349
‎克里斯，太好了

620
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,645
‎克里斯

621
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:46,524
‎克里斯

622
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:49,444
‎克里斯

623
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,030
‎寶貝，看起來真棒

624
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,866
‎這裡有免費試吃

625
00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,703
‎那個買三個，可能再買幾個麵包

626
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,455
‎小姐，長得很正點喔

627
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,083
‎-你在跟我女友說話？
‎-交給我

628
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,293
‎-她是你女友？
‎-對

629
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,294
‎抱歉

630
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,087
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-對，別這樣

631
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,548
‎你喜歡在農夫市場泡妞？

632
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,928
‎你在幹嘛？想在這裡把我？

633
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,305
‎天啊！搞什麼？

634
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,058
‎-幹！瘋婆子
‎-有夠辣

635
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,059
‎看什麼看？

636
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,856
‎他是盲人！別這樣，拜託

637
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,357
‎混蛋

638
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,320
‎拿他的錢

639
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,946
‎不要，他又沒怎樣

640
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,239
‎-趕快跑
‎-好

641
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,449
‎快點走

642
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:37,366
‎快走！

643
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,493
‎快走

644
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,786
‎天啊

645
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,422
‎我現在宣布你們結為夫妻

646
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:53,800
‎你可以吻新娘了

647
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,850
‎你現在可以…

648
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:04,852
‎吻我了

649
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,315
‎什麼？

650
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,399
‎天啊

651
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,193
‎天哪

652
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,489
‎《小姐好白》的劇情
‎不可能在現實生活上演

653
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,616
‎他們看起來像漂白的忍者龜

654
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,411
‎老實說，這女人可能是黑人兄弟

655
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,954
‎太扯了，看我的

656
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,414
‎-小姐，不好意思
‎-你好

657
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,374
‎妳是黑人男性嗎？

658
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,084
‎不是

659
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,087
‎-看吧
‎-你怎麼這樣問？

660
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,881
‎你說有可能啊

661
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,132
‎你看起來很嚇人

662
00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,592
‎等等，這是什麼？

663
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,304
‎動物園？你知道我愛動物園

664
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,638
‎我們得去一趟

665
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,973
‎還有時間吧？

666
00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,267
‎對，剩不到一半路程，時間很多

667
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,436
‎-謝謝，小姐
‎-不客氣

668
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,478
‎或黑人先生

669
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:32,857
‎兄弟，保重

670
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,911
‎動物園超讚的！

671
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,996
‎-我很開心
‎-很開心是吧？

672
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,915
‎很開心，有隻漂亮的貓科動物

673
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,126
‎好兄弟一同上路

674
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,294
‎-好耶
‎-好耶

675
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:57,924
‎-我喜歡，這是好主意
‎-對啊，動物園生活，寶貝！

676
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,886
‎現在要帶各位上來看狼

677
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,055
‎和大型靈長類動物區

678
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:08,142
‎大家幫個忙，別太靠近柵欄

679
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,644
‎好，進來吧

680
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:12,647
‎我喜歡這隻大猩猩

681
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,564
‎（銀背大猩猩）

682
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,233
‎喂！

683
00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,652
‎進來吧

684
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,987
‎各位，這是傑西，跟傑西打個招呼

685
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,282
‎-老兄，是大猩猩
‎-傑西是這裡主要的馴狼師

686
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,200
‎你看

687
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:26,911
‎門沒關

688
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,704
‎-關起來啊
‎-閉嘴

689
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,498
‎-我要跟大猩猩自拍
‎-不要

690
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,415
‎拍給瑪麗亞看的

691
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,875
‎-不要
‎-拜託，她會超感動

692
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,168
‎你瘋了嗎？

693
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,129
‎-出來
‎-閉嘴，別吵醒牠

694
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,798
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-小聲點

695
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,384
‎不要，回來

696
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:42,927
‎回來！

697
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:44,971
‎這邊！嘿！

698
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,556
‎喂！

699
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:50,893
‎這是吉迪恩

700
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,604
‎牠是我們狼群的當家代表

701
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,023
‎吉迪恩很會跳躍

702
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,985
‎吉迪恩要跳了，吉迪恩，跳！很好

703
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,194
‎現在換另一邊

704
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,446
‎牠抓到我的腿了！

705
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:04,865
‎天啊！

706
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,909
‎先生，你不能進去！

707
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,370
‎天啊！

708
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,420
‎等等，不要出聲

709
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,715
‎別看牠的眼睛

710
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:21,882
‎我好害怕

711
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,218
‎-糟糕
‎-不要！

712
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,344
‎天啊！

713
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,097
‎保持冷靜！

714
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,348
‎巴德，救我！

715
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,683
‎我的天啊！

716
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,104
‎快阻止牠！

717
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,026
‎你在幹人！

718
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,153
‎他是人類啊！

719
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:44,238
‎我的天啊！幹！

720
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,531
‎-他叫什麼？
‎-克里斯

721
00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:46,657
‎克里斯，快逃！

722
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,285
‎不要動！

723
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,370
‎保持冷靜！

724
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,039
‎保持冷靜！

725
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,415
‎嚇死人

726
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,624
‎回去

727
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,501
‎靠！我們死了！

728
00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:02,214
‎耶穌保佑！

729
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,009
‎快鎖起來啊

730
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,053
‎你進去幹嘛？

731
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:08,846
‎我們可是有小孩的

732
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,348
‎我想拍照

733
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,434
‎你想跟大猩猩面對面拍照？

734
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,187
‎-拍給一個女生看
‎-她會為你進去嗎？

735
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:19,148
‎-不會
‎-就是啊，那你為何要為她進去？

736
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,067
‎我要她當我女友

737
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,568
‎-她還不是你女友？
‎-不是

738
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737
‎我得去拿手機

739
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,113
‎你在幹嘛？

740
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,323
‎先生，你不能進去

741
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,450
‎那個怪獸回來，你就死了！

742
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,160
‎在這裡

743
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,495
‎哇，嘿！

744
00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,542
‎嘴巴閉起來！

745
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:44,965
‎求主憐憫啊

746
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,259
‎巴德

747
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,470
‎他怎麼進去的？

748
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,305
‎老兄，褲子穿上

749
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,225
‎（北卡羅萊納州費耶特維爾）

750
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,477
‎兄弟，請問一下

751
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,104
‎-今天看過這輛車嗎？
‎-沒有

752
00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,189
‎這是我弟巴德和他朋友克里斯

753
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,108
‎這兩個人不眼熟嗎？

754
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,527
‎-沒看過
‎-你確定不認識？

755
00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,655
‎我很確定我不認識，我們得走了

756
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,907
‎-這不是你？
‎-不是

757
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,034
‎-你不是克雷格？
‎-我是

758
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,287
‎你還說不認識他們？你在騙我嗎？

759
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,957
‎這就是你和他們！
‎你、巴德、克里斯…

760
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,251
‎克雷格

761
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,421
‎-這照片哪來的？
‎-這就是你

762
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214
‎-我知道
‎-你叫克雷格吧？

763
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,259
‎-對，我不知道…
‎-這兩個人在哪？

764
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,010
‎我不知道他們在哪

765
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,139
‎下次看到這兩個混蛋
‎就說我會殺了他們

766
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,474
‎妳的車不在我這裡，別吼我

767
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,643
‎克雷格，你知道我的車在哪

768
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,396
‎我在臉書看到你常跟他們鬼混

769
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,731
‎-妳在說什麼？
‎-我的車呢？

770
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,024
‎問妳婊弟！

771
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,651
‎跟我說我弟在哪！

772
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,403
‎我哪會知道？

773
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:49,780
‎你跟這兩個黑鬼拍了一堆照片！

774
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,657
‎我只是想知道我的車在哪

775
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,576
‎要是我知道，我會說的

776
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,743
‎-你會嗎？
‎-我會

777
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,954
‎-真的？
‎-對，我會

778
00:40:57,037 --> 00:41:00,833
‎我覺得你在騙我
‎我覺得你是他媽的騙子！

779
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,799
‎天啊

780
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,593
‎嘴裡還有大猩猩精液的味道

781
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,262
‎崔娜車上有薄荷糖嗎？

782
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,890
‎別在車上亂翻好嗎？

783
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,100
‎她有很多薄荷糖，太好了

784
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,228
‎什麼？你要吃，那我也要

785
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,272
‎-好啦
‎-給我一點

786
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,191
‎你更需要，你嘴巴臭死了

787
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,026
‎你的屁還沒那麼臭

788
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,696
‎好，你的嘴巴聞起來
‎像史蒂夫哈維的鬍子

789
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,157
‎雖然我不知道是什麼味道

790
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,952
‎你超好笑的

791
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,830
‎你今晚超搞笑

792
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,252
‎你會熱嗎？

793
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,004
‎對，快沸騰了

794
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:53,886
‎想停下來喝點水嗎？

795
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,096
‎我們在開車嗎？

796
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:00,684
‎車子在動啊

797
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,408
‎我不行，我…

798
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,337
‎哈囉

799
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,842
‎能把這戴在手指上嗎？

800
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,928
‎先生，你再這樣

801
00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,305
‎我轉身就揍你的醜臉

802
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:42,977
‎電解質

803
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,022
‎瑪麗亞！

804
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,607
‎瑪麗亞，妳去哪了？

805
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,194
‎他們嗑了藥

806
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,780
‎我看起來很正常

807
00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,115
‎我看起來很棒

808
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,825
‎對，王八，來找我啊

809
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,171
‎天啊

810
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,965
‎雪球大戰

811
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:21,932
‎喂！

812
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,477
‎-妳是瑪麗亞嗎？
‎-不是

813
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,062
‎我叫威爾

814
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,251
‎克里斯

815
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,254
‎這是哪裡？

816
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,799
‎幹，我頭好痛

817
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,259
‎昨晚發生什麼事？

818
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,136
‎我不知道

819
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,181
‎我快尿出來了

820
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,064
‎-幹！
‎-幹！

821
00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,818
‎我們的老二怎麼卡在中國指銬裡？

822
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,363
‎-你做了什麼？
‎-我什麼都沒做啊

823
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,656
‎我什麼都不記得

824
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,449
‎我才不會做這種事

825
00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,034
‎-也許…
‎-別碰我老二

826
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,494
‎抱歉，起來吧

827
00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,330
‎-放開我的…
‎-這樣站起來

828
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,707
‎我們一起

829
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,334
‎好，來吧！

830
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,755
‎你看，有人在打高爾夫

831
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,758
‎-可以請他解危
‎-他不會幫忙的

832
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,717
‎救命！

833
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,054
‎幫幫我們

834
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,474
‎-我們被這個卡住了
‎-怎麼弄的？

835
00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:46,809
‎怎麼脫身啊？

836
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,229
‎老二放鬆，試著拔出來

837
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,734
‎靠在一起，等一下

838
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,152
‎好

839
00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,987
‎我…

840
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:00,864
‎我不知道該怎麼辦

841
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,451
‎要從中間切開

842
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,370
‎別那麼粗魯啦，老不修

843
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,414
‎滾！我要打高爾夫，快滾

844
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,331
‎你背棄我們

845
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,542
‎對！給我滾，快滾！

846
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,835
‎否則我…你想要…

847
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,670
‎-不要！
‎-那就快走

848
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,714
‎-好
‎-滾開！

849
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,257
‎好啦

850
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,591
‎混蛋

851
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,513
‎去理髮店，他們有剪刀

852
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,099
‎先生，能幫我們把老二拔出來嗎？

853
00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,976
‎靠！我不搞這種的

854
00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:30,561
‎-嘿
‎-我沒在開玩笑

855
00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,272
‎-嘿，你知道…
‎-給我滾！

856
00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,356
‎他有刀！

857
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,567
‎滾出去！

858
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,862
‎救救我們！

859
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,447
‎靠！

860
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,323
‎好

861
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,410
‎這是中國指銬

862
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:48,203
‎（東方珍珠海鮮餐廳）

863
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,292
‎救命啊！

864
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,043
‎誰過來一下！

865
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,547
‎-救救我們
‎-誰來幫我們！

866
00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:01,049
‎誰來幫我們！

867
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,093
‎請來這邊！

868
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:04,762
‎我不知道怎麼辦

869
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,763
‎-好
‎-搞什麼…

870
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:06,764
‎豁出去了！

871
00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,938
‎-我們自由了！
‎-誰有冰塊嗎？

872
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,774
‎這杯水能借我嗎？

873
00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:17,983
‎我喝這杯

874
00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,818
‎沒關係，我只是要…

875
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,904
‎這有關係…天哪

876
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:25,616
‎老二剛才跟別人的連在一起

877
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,075
‎很難好好吃一餐

878
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,285
‎（維吉尼亞州南橋）

879
00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:29,745
‎不會啊，我滿餓的

880
00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:32,372
‎你就要見到瑪麗亞了

881
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,958
‎見到面，你知道要說什麼嗎？

882
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,046
‎大人小孩雙拍檔的男中音
‎在音樂錄影帶裡有一段很經典

883
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:39,963
‎對

884
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,840
‎他說：“哎呀，妹子

885
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,093
‎我要從妳屁眼裡吸出彩虹糖”

886
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,763
‎-沒有一首歌是這樣唱
‎-歌詞類似

887
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,598
‎-不好意思
‎-他…

888
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:50,516
‎請問一下

889
00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:53,560
‎我朋友能跟妳講一段話嗎？

890
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,271
‎-我想看妳的反應
‎-好

891
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,107
‎我愛上了天使，我在追一個女生

892
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,526
‎這很正常啊

893
00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:04,071
‎所以我要去跟她說

894
00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:09,034
‎“我愛妳，我們在夕陽下做愛…”

895
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:10,202
‎這太遜了

896
00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,245
‎我教你幾招

897
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,162
‎好

898
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,665
‎一開始要多點浪漫，少點情慾

899
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:15,582
‎這樣啊

900
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:19,419
‎讓她知道，你從她美麗的容顏裡
‎看見日升日落

901
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,337
‎好

902
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:21,797
‎她的雙眼令你銷魂

903
00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:26,760
‎對，我之前就是這樣跟他說
‎我就是這樣說的

904
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,011
‎一開始別講性愛

905
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:28,929
‎一開始？

906
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,097
‎讓她主動

907
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,351
‎請問，妳一直說“一開始”
‎什麼時候才可以…

908
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:37,145
‎情話綿綿之後，多久才能提到性愛？

909
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,939
‎至少30分鐘到一小時

910
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,440
‎還是第一次見面的時候

911
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,276
‎我很性感，但不淫蕩

912
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,569
‎我也是

913
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:47,322
‎我喜歡做愛，跟很多不同…

914
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,491
‎-性別和性向的人做過
‎-我也是

915
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,285
‎性別和性向？哇塞

916
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,835
‎沿著路走，順路返回

917
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:05,215
‎你是真心的朋友兼知己

918
00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:34,995
‎對，電池沒電了

919
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,332
‎感謝幫忙，車子發出恐怖的噪音

920
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,125
‎好，開始加速

921
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,467
‎妳對我朋友怎麼了？

922
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,552
‎-我什麼也沒做
‎-你還好嗎？

923
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,220
‎她加速了，我不知道

924
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,389
‎你叫我加速的，少來這套

925
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,682
‎妳幹嘛那樣？

926
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,894
‎你要我用跨接引線啟動的
‎少裝蒜，賤貨！

927
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,941
‎（南巴爾的摩，12.8公里）

928
00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:09,071
‎我來搞死你們！

929
00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:21,625
‎（歡迎來到德拉瓦州）

930
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:24,795
‎好吃

931
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,467
‎-在這裡？
‎-對

932
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:34,972
‎要拉出來了

933
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:41,561
‎救命！

934
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,897
‎怎麼了？

935
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,357
‎我卡住了

936
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,068
‎我在往下沉，媽的

937
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,152
‎來，我幫你

938
00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,116
‎等等，去拿點奶油

939
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,534
‎用奶油幫我脫身

940
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:00,664
‎媽的！

941
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,418
‎天啊

942
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,378
‎天哪，搞什麼鬼？

943
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,339
‎（賓州歡迎你）

944
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,932
‎感謝有你這個朋友

945
00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:31,987
‎（紐澤西州翠登）

946
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,046
‎你們見過這兩個嗎？

947
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,172
‎我不認識

948
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:52,966
‎兄弟，我在找這兩個人

949
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,427
‎他們偷了我的車，你看，很漂亮

950
00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:56,970
‎色彩很鮮艷

951
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,306
‎這是巴德，大概這麼高

952
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,850
‎膚色很黑，有點胖，長得像花生

953
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,560
‎這一個是克里斯

954
00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:06,438
‎鼻子很大，像白人，但臉長得像黑人

955
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,355
‎好

956
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:10,192
‎其實呢，他那兩粒要釘起來，懂嗎？

957
00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,027
‎看過這兩個黑人嗎？

958
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,237
‎他們偷我的車，我要宰了他們

959
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,655
‎就像這樣

960
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,158
‎就像這樣，幹

961
00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:20,494
‎別在這裡亂來！

962
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:25,540
‎好險她沒一進來就掃射

963
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:27,626
‎沒錯，看她寫了什麼

964
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:31,421
‎“他們偷了我的車
‎把車還來，不然兩個都得死”

965
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,800
‎這叫恐怖威脅，要坐牢的

966
00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:37,844
‎-你沒買衛斯里史奈普的新專輯？
‎-他又不做音樂

967
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,888
‎《刀鋒戰士》原聲帶是他做的

968
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:40,806
‎才怪

969
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:42,682
‎真的！他那首歌…

970
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,606
‎你想坐哪？

971
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:51,608
‎-這裡有人坐嗎？
‎-沒有

972
00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:52,859
‎沒有，好

973
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,737
‎那個瘋女人進來，說要殺人

974
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:56,947
‎天啊

975
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:58,657
‎不就是他們嗎？

976
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,700
‎她說他們偷車，她要殺他們

977
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,953
‎那是什麼鬼？

978
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,040
‎幹！

979
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:10,252
‎就是他們

980
00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,254
‎-我要走了
‎-等等

981
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,131
‎我就說是他們，那女的要殺他們

982
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,675
‎-這是誰貼的？
‎-就是他們

983
00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,885
‎-她長什麼樣子？
‎-大約165公分

984
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:20,720
‎非裔美國人

985
00:52:21,429 --> 00:52:22,973
‎比你白，我是說…

986
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,308
‎膚色較淡

987
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,560
‎等於沒說啊

988
00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,730
‎你們開粉紅色的車
‎上面寫“狠角色”，她會找到你們的

989
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,983
‎很多車都有寫那三個字

990
00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,943
‎後面寫“狠角色”？

991
00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,320
‎她說你是她弟

992
00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:39,156
‎她說：“那是巴德

993
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,740
‎-我要先殺他”
‎-她說說而已啦

994
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:42,075
‎我得快離開

995
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,577
‎那女的是殺手

996
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:47,414
‎她臉上有印記，臉上有淚珠

997
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:48,498
‎那女的會殺了你

998
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,417
‎-留下來！巴德
‎-去你的

999
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,210
‎快到瑪麗亞那裡了

1000
00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,045
‎巴德，他不是好朋友

1001
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,591
‎我就說是他，我記憶力很好，寶貝

1002
00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,508
‎過目不忘

1003
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,010
‎去你的，我們要待在這裡

1004
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,469
‎我們要把車開回去

1005
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,888
‎-不必
‎-哎呀

1006
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,973
‎-我就說吧
‎-聽我說

1007
00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:08,268
‎就快到了，我們要待在這裡

1008
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,228
‎這些人在胡說八道

1009
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:13,773
‎搞什麼？我哪有騙人？她剛離開

1010
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:14,941
‎她很生氣？

1011
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,776
‎氣得半死

1012
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,653
‎她應該是在坐牢的

1013
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,280
‎坐牢？

1014
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,116
‎應該是，所以我不確定是不是她

1015
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,326
‎就是她

1016
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,454
‎她說你們偷了她的車，她要殺你們

1017
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,956
‎別過來，快走，老娘不想陪葬

1018
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,416
‎-不
‎-快走

1019
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:32,751
‎不

1020
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,502
‎等等，我只是要弄清楚

1021
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,796
‎別靠近我，不要鬼扯

1022
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,923
‎請快離開

1023
00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,758
‎我什麼都不會講

1024
00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:41,176
‎離我遠一點

1025
00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:42,886
‎等一下

1026
00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:43,803
‎幹！

1027
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,389
‎去他的！我們得把車開回去

1028
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,225
‎-上車
‎-就快到紐約了

1029
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,976
‎-我們要回去
‎-我們要去紐約

1030
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,353
‎-不行
‎-拜託！

1031
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,276
‎到底是怎麼回事？

1032
00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:00,570
‎“我得把車開回去”

1033
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,073
‎你們死定了，她會殺了你們，呆瓜

1034
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:06,368
‎我記憶很好，我混保全界的

1035
00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:09,329
‎我跟警察上過課，過目不忘

1036
00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,256
‎這兩個來過嗎？他們很愛吃雞肉

1037
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,298
‎他們剛走

1038
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,383
‎這兩個混蛋來過？

1039
00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,676
‎我正要打給妳

1040
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,345
‎有人看到這兩個混蛋往哪走嗎？

1041
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:29,391
‎往那邊去了，他們上了車，往那邊走

1042
00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:30,642
‎我要搞死這兩個！

1043
00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:31,559
‎妹子，去抓他們

1044
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:35,105
‎搞死那兩個！

1045
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:36,982
‎碰，碰！

1046
00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:37,941
‎她有槍！

1047
00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:40,777
‎靠！我要走人了

1048
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:43,238
‎那是釘槍，只是釘槍而已

1049
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,572
‎你確定？

1050
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,742
‎潔姬，妳話太多了

1051
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:48,785
‎媽的

1052
00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,079
‎她怎麼會出獄？

1053
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,665
‎晚點再想
‎我們得去找瑪麗亞，拜託！

1054
00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,709
‎不行，我們要回佛羅里達

1055
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,794
‎崔娜在追殺我們，我沒辦法

1056
00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,462
‎-要把車開回去
‎-巴德

1057
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,381
‎別再成天怕你姐了

1058
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,508
‎你知道崔娜很瘋癲，她會殺了我們

1059
00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,760
‎就這麼一次，站起來反抗你姐

1060
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:06,928
‎我們要回佛羅里達

1061
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,096
‎-去紐約
‎-不行

1062
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,931
‎拜託，我得去見瑪麗亞

1063
00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:20,984
‎天啊

1064
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,403
‎還好嗎？沒事吧？

1065
00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:25,405
‎真扯

1066
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:30,118
‎-還好嗎？
‎-靠

1067
00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,916
‎還好嗎？我該報警嗎？

1068
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,168
‎他媽的混蛋

1069
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,174
‎坐下

1070
00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,592
‎我們坐下

1071
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,135
‎我們得去紐約

1072
00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:49,262
‎-坐下來
‎-我們去不了紐約了

1073
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,389
‎-坐下
‎-看你幹的好事

1074
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,017
‎也許能找人幫忙修理

1075
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:57,479
‎再開車去紐約

1076
00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:58,396
‎紐約？

1077
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:03,651
‎你知道嗎？你不是真的朋友

1078
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,279
‎真的朋友不會幹這種事

1079
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:08,615
‎你是白痴，我受夠了

1080
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,033
‎-賤人
‎-我受夠你了

1081
00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:12,619
‎-別碰我
‎-兄弟，別這樣

1082
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,330
‎-坐下來
‎-對，坐下，巴德

1083
00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,332
‎-你也坐下來
‎-聽他的

1084
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,793
‎-你們要好好談談
‎-聽他的

1085
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,252
‎聽好，你閉嘴

1086
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,838
‎這是我姐的車，我就說會變這樣

1087
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:24,881
‎你不聽

1088
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,967
‎等警察來，我們會坐牢的

1089
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,511
‎-不
‎-那是偷來的車

1090
00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:31,930
‎什麼？

1091
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,141
‎我勸你們不要提那件事

1092
00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:36,684
‎良心的建議

1093
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:37,852
‎警察會逮捕你們

1094
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,729
‎別跟警察講那件事

1095
00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:41,398
‎嘿

1096
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,858
‎老兄，冷靜點

1097
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,360
‎冷靜點，兄弟

1098
00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:47,153
‎-我要踢你的臉
‎-嘿

1099
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,613
‎你想怎樣？

1100
00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:51,032
‎所以你才沒工作，廢物一個

1101
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,867
‎盡幹一些蠢事

1102
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,412
‎他有腦震盪，腦袋不清楚

1103
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,664
‎他是白痴，腦袋一直都不清楚

1104
00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:00,417
‎也許吧，但現在別講這些

1105
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,793
‎-我受夠你了
‎-冷靜點

1106
00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:04,838
‎-看看車子變成怎樣
‎-要怪你

1107
00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,631
‎滿慘的，你要去看看

1108
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:11,970
‎媽的

1109
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,222
‎-都要怪你
‎-去你的

1110
00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:16,641
‎退後，免得車子又爆炸

1111
00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,351
‎誰的錯不重要，快離開

1112
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,312
‎要怪他太懦弱，不敢反抗他姐

1113
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,231
‎聽好，現在這根本不重要

1114
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:25,483
‎車子一爆炸，大家都會死，先走開

1115
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:26,609
‎-晚點再說
‎-我受夠了

1116
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,986
‎-走吧
‎-我受夠了

1117
00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:28,945
‎-我受夠了
‎-對

1118
00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:30,655
‎我也受夠你了

1119
00:57:31,364 --> 00:57:32,907
‎對，走開

1120
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,577
‎我自己去紐約

1121
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:38,621
‎我不需要你們，他媽的爛車

1122
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,206
‎小心汽油

1123
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,500
‎你會沒命的，如果…

1124
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:43,793
‎算了

1125
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,422
‎我不需要他，我誰都不需要

1126
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,174
‎我自己去紐約

1127
00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:51,885
‎對，靠我自己

1128
00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:55,930
‎（紐約）

1129
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,266
‎凌志，你呢？

1130
00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,976
‎要去紐約嗎？

1131
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,144
‎別這樣！

1132
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,236
‎你只想到自己

1133
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,744
‎巴德？

1134
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,580
‎巴德？

1135
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:21,873
‎什麼？

1136
00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:24,292
‎我以為你是巴德，戴了眼鏡

1137
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,795
‎你長得很像我的死黨巴德，我很想他

1138
00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,255
‎好

1139
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:31,382
‎巴德？

1140
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,636
‎我以為你是我朋友巴德

1141
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:35,970
‎我很想他

1142
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,937
‎巴德？

1143
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:44,854
‎什麼事？

1144
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:47,607
‎我以為你是我朋友巴德

1145
00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,567
‎現在大家都有個朋友叫巴德

1146
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:50,568
‎是啊

1147
00:58:51,277 --> 00:58:53,321
‎巴德

1148
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,660
‎（報名處）

1149
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,248
‎現在有什麼戰爭？

1150
00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:04,207
‎-什麼戰爭？
‎-對

1151
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:06,626
‎我們在中東顯然還有衝突

1152
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,671
‎我想去那裡，因為…

1153
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,423
‎我想死

1154
00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:15,593
‎怎麼會這麼說？

1155
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,178
‎我失去了最好的朋友

1156
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:20,181
‎我們大吵了一架

1157
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,394
‎我要去阿富汗或伊拉克

1158
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:27,605
‎站在前線 ，炸個支離破碎

1159
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,399
‎我瞭解你很難過

1160
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:31,192
‎但說想死就言重了

1161
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:35,947
‎我要去越南或隨便什麼國家
‎任人掃射

1162
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,657
‎我幫你吹喇叭，求你殺了我

1163
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,201
‎-振作一點
‎-拜託

1164
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:41,744
‎振作一點

1165
00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:44,831
‎你現在這樣，對自己和別人都有危險

1166
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,046
‎請不要這樣

1167
00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,340
‎你沒事的，好嗎？

1168
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:58,803
‎你現在處境很糟，你跟我聊了五分鐘

1169
00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,514
‎就說要幫我吹，求我殺了你

1170
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,182
‎-對
‎-你知道這樣不對

1171
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,934
‎-對
‎-兄弟，我懂

1172
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,853
‎-我也沮喪過
‎-對

1173
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,980
‎-大家都碰過
‎-對

1174
01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:10,106
‎你要振作起來

1175
01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:13,109
‎跟朋友談談，向他道歉，沒事的

1176
01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:16,112
‎-讓他知道你的感受，跟他道歉
‎-對

1177
01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:17,530
‎如果他是真的朋友

1178
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,866
‎你們的交情那麼久了

1179
01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:21,075
‎他會原諒你的

1180
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,118
‎對，天啊！

1181
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:23,786
‎老兄！

1182
01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:28,750
‎可以抱一下嗎？來吧，兄弟，謝謝

1183
01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:31,085
‎我原本失魂落魄

1184
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,047
‎你讓我恢復了理智

1185
01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:37,383
‎-戰士，我向你致敬
‎-我也是

1186
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:38,676
‎向你們的短褲致敬

1187
01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:41,971
‎-祝你今天愉快
‎-對！我要…

1188
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,098
‎對了，公車要開了

1189
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,267
‎-快走吧
‎-我該走了，謝謝

1190
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,221
‎停車

1191
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,099
‎停車！等一下！

1192
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:29,727
‎叫公車給我停下來！

1193
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,771
‎司機，停車

1194
01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:33,856
‎我可以…停車！

1195
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,608
‎拜託

1196
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,527
‎天啊，不好意思，謝謝

1197
01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,196
‎抱歉，對不起

1198
01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:43,950
‎我得跟我最好的朋友談談
‎不能讓車走掉

1199
01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:46,077
‎巴德

1200
01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:48,871
‎拜託

1201
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,291
‎這輩子第一次，請讓我道歉

1202
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,420
‎非常抱歉，我是坨屎

1203
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,422
‎我發現我是坨屎，我是屁眼

1204
01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:59,132
‎-這樣啊
‎-小姐，我是屁眼

1205
01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,968
‎我從屁眼裡吸出屎來

1206
01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:04,178
‎我就是那樣，比那還低賤

1207
01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,763
‎非常抱歉

1208
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,349
‎對不起，我毀了你姐的車

1209
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,810
‎很抱歉，我占了你的便宜

1210
01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:14,939
‎我知道你可能一輩子都不想跟我講話

1211
01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:20,069
‎但你要知道
‎這趟旅程是一生難得的冒險

1212
01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,573
‎很感激有你相陪

1213
01:02:23,656 --> 01:02:25,742
‎你是不可多得的好友

1214
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:32,790
‎你以為只要追著公車跑

1215
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:37,253
‎敲玻璃窗，跳上公車，說對不起

1216
01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:40,631
‎我就會原諒你，一切就沒事了？

1217
01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:43,259
‎-我不知道
‎-你以為那樣有用？

1218
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,012
‎-我…
‎-你知道嗎？

1219
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,390
‎有用

1220
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,769
‎沒人對我做過這麼感人的事

1221
01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:54,937
‎你是我最好的朋友

1222
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,398
‎好窩心

1223
01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:59,192
‎抱歉，對不起

1224
01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:03,237
‎如果你還想去紐約，我奉陪

1225
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,699
‎別唬我，我現在很脆弱

1226
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,993
‎-你說真的嗎？
‎-別管我姐了

1227
01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,745
‎對，你要去見瑪麗亞

1228
01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:12,371
‎好耶！

1229
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:14,373
‎紐約市，寶貝，我們來了

1230
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,629
‎太好了

1231
01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,589
‎我們要去紐約！太好了！

1232
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,800
‎我要去了！我們走吧！

1233
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:26,135
‎可以抱抱嗎？老兄，我愛你

1234
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:27,970
‎我不認識你，但我愛你

1235
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,515
‎走吧！把這輛巴士開去紐約！

1236
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:32,475
‎不行

1237
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,311
‎沒看過這麼誇張的事

1238
01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:41,567
‎（紐約州紐約）

1239
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,285
‎老兄，太棒了

1240
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,038
‎哇

1241
01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:58,960
‎哇

1242
01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,086
‎我們到了

1243
01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:03,923
‎糟糕，我把瑪麗亞的名片留在車上

1244
01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,675
‎-不會吧？
‎-可惡

1245
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,344
‎你知道藝廊在哪嗎？

1246
01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:10,221
‎-那邊
‎-那邊？謝謝

1247
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:12,473
‎靠！抱歉

1248
01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,976
‎不好意思
‎你知道瑪麗亞的藝廊在哪嗎？

1249
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,521
‎-不知道
‎-瑪麗亞李？她有一半中國血統

1250
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,772
‎我沒聽過這個人

1251
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,775
‎她很體貼，高中時替我仗義執言

1252
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,403
‎可能是紐約最辣的女生，你一定知道

1253
01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:29,156
‎-我不知道…
‎-你不是這裡的人？

1254
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:35,663
‎快逮到這兩個王八了

1255
01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:49,552
‎喂！

1256
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,887
‎就在那裡

1257
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,222
‎（瑪麗亞李藝廊）

1258
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,516
‎你的愛人就在那裡

1259
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,810
‎我六神無主，喉嚨麻痺

1260
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,313
‎雙手跟身體脫節…

1261
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,315
‎-克里斯，冷靜
‎-好

1262
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,985
‎你要相信自己，好嗎？你要怎麼做？

1263
01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:08,946
‎走進去，做自己，像平常那樣講話

1264
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:12,617
‎她會愛上你的，你行的，把她追到手

1265
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,493
‎好，我行的，巴德，謝謝

1266
01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:17,163
‎相信自己！

1267
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,290
‎擦點護唇膏

1268
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:23,336
‎我可以的

1269
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,589
‎你有腕環嗎？

1270
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,716
‎-沒有，腕環？
‎-對

1271
01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,844
‎-瑪麗亞邀我從佛羅里達來
‎-少亂來

1272
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,055
‎你沒腕環，也不在名單上

1273
01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:35,765
‎-我不需要腕環
‎-你需要

1274
01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:38,726
‎你不知道我歷經苦難
‎才到這裡，你不能擋我

1275
01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:42,021
‎你要讓我進去，拜託

1276
01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:44,565
‎-不行
‎-先生，請讓我進去

1277
01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:47,151
‎-走開
‎-拜託，你要讓我進去

1278
01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:49,153
‎-先生，你不在名單上
‎-好吧

1279
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,408
‎別這樣啦！

1280
01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,120
‎剛才可能有點誤會

1281
01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,789
‎我只有兩塊錢

1282
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:01,374
‎-去那邊
‎-還有…

1283
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,834
‎-還有幾分錢
‎-錢收起來

1284
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,711
‎-看起來有一…
‎-硬幣撿起來

1285
01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,672
‎兩個，四個…

1286
01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:10,174
‎老兄，冷靜點

1287
01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:12,802
‎我愛的女人在裡面，你懂嗎？

1288
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:13,719
‎沒事的

1289
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,429
‎-你談過戀愛嗎？
‎-談過

1290
01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:18,432
‎-那你懂我的感受
‎-你不能這樣

1291
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,726
‎我犧牲了一切，工作、金錢…

1292
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,187
‎僅剩的兩塊五分錢都給他了

1293
01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,023
‎不，你要找別的方法跟她聯繫

1294
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,484
‎老兄，這是我的肺腑之言

1295
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:32,154
‎我從小就一直想告訴她
‎我內心的感覺

1296
01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,033
‎如果你愛過人，你就會讓我進去

1297
01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,955
‎我竟然妥協了

1298
01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:42,081
‎你要讓我進去？

1299
01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:44,750
‎太好了！謝謝

1300
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,003
‎謝謝你！

1301
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,880
‎太棒了！我欠你一條命，老兄

1302
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:50,798
‎進去吧

1303
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:53,009
‎哇

1304
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:03,185
‎（去你的）

1305
01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:10,860
‎嗨，你們好

1306
01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:14,196
‎讓你們知道一下
‎3點45分有場藝術家演講

1307
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,114
‎-好的
‎-好

1308
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,742
‎-如果你們能留下來聽就太好了
‎-真棒

1309
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,993
‎對，五、六、七、八…

1310
01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:23,497
‎感謝各位蒞臨
‎這是我們第二場群組展覽

1311
01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,876
‎有些藝術家的作品
‎在拍賣會上叫價百萬美元

1312
01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,545
‎我們很高興今天能展示他們的作品

1313
01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:31,464
‎我們很想聽聽

1314
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,841
‎各位對這群藝術家的看法

1315
01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:38,387
‎當然還有安東尼驚人的作品

1316
01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:40,681
‎應該沒在其他地方展覽過

1317
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:46,270
‎你們不能講，你們知道我的作品

1318
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,105
‎我覺得這…

1319
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,149
‎-嗨！
‎-嘿，瑪麗亞

1320
01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:51,609
‎-天啊
‎-抱歉

1321
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,235
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

1322
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,196
‎-你來幹嘛？
‎-妳好嗎？

1323
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:57,907
‎-能私下談一下嗎？
‎-好

1324
01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,034
‎抱歉，各位，安東尼…

1325
01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,620
‎他可以分享他的經歷

1326
01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:05,122
‎-抱歉，我不知道妳在工作
‎-沒關係

1327
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,916
‎好驚喜啊

1328
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,002
‎瑪麗亞，我…

1329
01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:14,632
‎我不知道現在該說什麼

1330
01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:18,427
‎我就直接說出心裡的話

1331
01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:19,804
‎好

1332
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:23,307
‎瑪麗亞，前幾天妳到我的店來

1333
01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:24,975
‎我有種特殊的感覺

1334
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:29,271
‎我當時就知道我願意不惜代價

1335
01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,981
‎再見妳一面

1336
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,984
‎相信我

1337
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,569
‎這趟旅程並不容易

1338
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,780
‎我歷經千辛萬苦才到這裡

1339
01:08:37,863 --> 01:08:41,534
‎身心的創傷可能…

1340
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,661
‎永遠無法平復

1341
01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:46,038
‎但我願意重來一百萬遍

1342
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,124
‎只為了要告訴妳…

1343
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,959
‎好

1344
01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,671
‎瑪麗亞李，我很愛妳

1345
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:57,842
‎我想與妳一起展開新的人生

1346
01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:01,554
‎克里斯

1347
01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,680
‎我的天啊

1348
01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,265
‎這真是…

1349
01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:07,143
‎-謝謝你…
‎-是啊

1350
01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,060
‎…這麼說

1351
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,437
‎但我不要

1352
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,606
‎我不要

1353
01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:14,942
‎這…

1354
01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,318
‎太荒謬了

1355
01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:22,199
‎這有點突如其來，我在工作…

1356
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,618
‎-對
‎-我們沒那麼熟

1357
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:29,248
‎我們只當朋友好嗎？

1358
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,094
‎天啊

1359
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:44,972
‎王八蛋

1360
01:09:45,055 --> 01:09:46,849
‎喂，等一下

1361
01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,642
‎-崔娜
‎-狗雜碎

1362
01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:51,520
‎天啊！

1363
01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:54,815
‎住手！

1364
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,027
‎請救我

1365
01:09:58,110 --> 01:09:58,944
‎賤人！

1366
01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:01,572
‎畜生，你要跑哪去？

1367
01:10:05,826 --> 01:10:06,744
‎天啊

1368
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,205
‎不要！

1369
01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,122
‎拜託！

1370
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:17,171
‎住手！

1371
01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,925
‎大家讓開！

1372
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,927
‎你這個死騙子！

1373
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,222
‎幹！

1374
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,140
‎媽的

1375
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,476
‎靠！

1376
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:36,565
‎要死了

1377
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:38,817
‎不！

1378
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:41,737
‎-巴德呢？
‎-崔娜！

1379
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:44,865
‎你們毀了我的車
‎現在我要毀了你們！

1380
01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:49,411
‎快說，巴德死去哪了！

1381
01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:54,250
‎-給我閉嘴！
‎-天啊

1382
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,376
‎我的媽呀

1383
01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:59,546
‎救命！

1384
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:02,716
‎巴德死去哪了？

1385
01:11:03,717 --> 01:11:06,512
‎看什麼看？少管閒事！

1386
01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:09,431
‎天啊，誰快去救他

1387
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,100
‎要怎麼救他？

1388
01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,726
‎去站在下面

1389
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,561
‎-我不能站在他下面
‎-拜託

1390
01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:18,857
‎-勸她別弄死我
‎-我要把你丟下去！

1391
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,818
‎小姐！請把他拉上去

1392
01:11:20,901 --> 01:11:22,319
‎不，我要把他丟下去！

1393
01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:25,656
‎救我！等警察來就沒戲唱了！

1394
01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:27,658
‎你到底對她怎麼了？

1395
01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,494
‎你最好快點爬回去！

1396
01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:31,787
‎什麼？

1397
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,330
‎那傢伙不值得

1398
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,041
‎-我的出身跟妳一樣
‎-放屁！

1399
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,585
‎-他不值得妳動手
‎-我是在街上混的

1400
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:41,505
‎在街上混的不會幹這種事

1401
01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:44,300
‎街頭混混不會把人吊在頂樓

1402
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:47,636
‎其他人也講句話，給個建議吧？

1403
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,639
‎別做傻事，我知道妳有小孩

1404
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,266
‎有愛妳的家人

1405
01:11:52,349 --> 01:11:53,976
‎我沒有什麼死小孩

1406
01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,728
‎但妳有愛妳的家人

1407
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,397
‎我家人不愛我，我家人偷了我的東西

1408
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,399
‎有人愛妳的

1409
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,444
‎替這傢伙禱告吧，我要放手了

1410
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:08,115
‎主啊，幫助我們，耶穌，請幫助我們

1411
01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:09,325
‎寶貝，幫個忙

1412
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,201
‎把他放下

1413
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,953
‎巴德，是你嗎？

1414
01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,330
‎對，兄弟，是我

1415
01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,832
‎-崔娜，妳聽到了，我叫妳放下！
‎-什麼？

1416
01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,251
‎-你剛說什麼？
‎-妳聽到了

1417
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,045
‎先殺我，崔娜

1418
01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:22,546
‎巴德是我兄弟

1419
01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:24,298
‎我不想看他死掉

1420
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,969
‎感謝主耶穌

1421
01:12:29,928 --> 01:12:31,513
‎你今天膽子很大嘛

1422
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,099
‎在妳眼前的是新巴德馬龍

1423
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,185
‎對，這趟旅程讓我脫胎換骨

1424
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:39,146
‎巴德馬龍現在銳不可當

1425
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,482
‎你臭不可當！

1426
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:43,275
‎可能吧

1427
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,071
‎原因很多，我現在不想聊

1428
01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,490
‎但我可不怕妳

1429
01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,909
‎你以為你在跟誰講話？

1430
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,660
‎你今天死定了

1431
01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,829
‎去問候祖母吧，王八蛋

1432
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,081
‎我會活得好好的！

1433
01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,210
‎妳霸凌我，欺負我，我受夠了

1434
01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:03,962
‎要去問候祖母的可能是妳，不是我

1435
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,464
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯！

1436
01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,133
‎-你想搞死我嗎？
‎-我要試試！

1437
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,676
‎-真的嗎，賤人？
‎-對

1438
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,637
‎-那好吧
‎-那好吧

1439
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,805
‎放馬過來

1440
01:13:15,599 --> 01:13:18,685
‎給我愛的抱抱，小子，我以你為榮

1441
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,479
‎我以你為榮

1442
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:25,150
‎多年來，你一直很窩囊
‎今天終於挺直腰桿了

1443
01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:28,320
‎我知道從小我就對你很苛刻

1444
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,155
‎把你養大並不簡單

1445
01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:33,534
‎因為我不希望你當孬種

1446
01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,035
‎看看你

1447
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,203
‎靠，真的有效

1448
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,872
‎好像是耶

1449
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:44,044
‎-看看我，我是硬漢
‎-你變硬漢了

1450
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,088
‎-我跟妳頂嘴，真不可思議
‎-你跟我頂嘴

1451
01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:48,298
‎-我原諒你
‎-謝謝

1452
01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:49,675
‎我以為妳不會

1453
01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:54,763
‎這是幹嘛？

1454
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,348
‎你確實偷了我的車

1455
01:13:58,142 --> 01:14:00,269
‎-好吧，有道理
‎-好了，老弟

1456
01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,438
‎我以你為榮

1457
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:04,106
‎我真的以你為榮

1458
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,608
‎小子，後會有期

1459
01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:10,654
‎我沒準備要碰上這種事
‎我是要吃東西

1460
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:14,450
‎沒打算要當
‎《王牌對王牌》裡的山繆傑克森

1461
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:22,749
‎嘿，瑪麗亞

1462
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:28,297
‎現在回想起來，這實在有點荒謬

1463
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:31,967
‎我很難過，因為我以為我們是知己

1464
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,636
‎結果我還真有個知己

1465
01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:36,722
‎我的死黨巴德

1466
01:14:37,347 --> 01:14:39,016
‎這傢伙救了我一命

1467
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,604
‎-我仔細考慮了…
‎-給我滾出去！

1468
01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,938
‎滾！

1469
01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,149
‎看看我的藝廊！

1470
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,401
‎看你幹的好事！

1471
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,445
‎-混帳！
‎-我們快走

1472
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,071
‎趕快走人！

1473
01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:54,907
‎馬上滾！

1474
01:14:55,407 --> 01:14:56,867
‎-很高興認識妳
‎-好

1475
01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,952
‎-給我滾出去！
‎-好

1476
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:06,877
‎沒事的

1477
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:08,962
‎謝謝

1478
01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:11,048
‎哭吧，盡情哭吧

1479
01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:11,965
‎謝謝

1480
01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,258
‎哭吧，沒關係

1481
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,677
‎哭出來會比較舒服

1482
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,140
‎謝謝你帶我出來這一趟

1483
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,893
‎我要開始嶄露頭角了

1484
01:15:22,976 --> 01:15:25,854
‎穿帥一點
‎不能再穿這種過時的牛仔褲

1485
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:28,440
‎巴德，我欠你一次

1486
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:32,444
‎老實說，你為我做了很多
‎是我回饋的時候了

1487
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,031
‎我可能想到了方法
‎終於能讓你美夢成真

1488
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,911
‎（紐約州漢普頓）

1489
01:15:41,411 --> 01:15:44,873
‎（第五屆拯救滅絕物種年終慶典）

1490
01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,728
‎真不敢相信，太棒了

1491
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,605
‎我的夢想終於實現了

1492
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:11,108
‎-這樣行嗎？
‎-目前為止還不賴

1493
01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,235
‎我要幹嘛？我應該…

1494
01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:16,196
‎玩得開心，融入其中
‎可以的話，聲音調整一下

1495
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,406
‎-好
‎-來吧

1496
01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:19,408
‎-換成白人的腦袋
‎-換成白人的腦袋

1497
01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:20,867
‎換成白人的腦袋

1498
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,288
‎嗨

1499
01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:27,749
‎我稍後要去練瑜伽，打高爾夫

1500
01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:29,126
‎是嗎？

1501
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:32,838
‎晚一點再去看梅根凱利的…

1502
01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:35,507
‎TED演講

1503
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,550
‎-很棒
‎-很好

1504
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,177
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好，妳呢？

1505
01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,305
‎我剛做完豐唇

1506
01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:43,056
‎妳今晚很漂亮

1507
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,435
‎請問道瓊今晚有來嗎？

1508
01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:51,648
‎自己去拿，好嗎？

1509
01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,483
‎我們一人咬一邊

1510
01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,903
‎我在找乾爹包養

1511
01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,113
‎我沒興趣

1512
01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,700
‎老兄，真有你的
‎《小姐好白》這招真的管用

1513
01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:03,869
‎好像找到第三個成員嘍

1514
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,704
‎-我是凱蒂
‎-凱蒂

1515
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,956
‎敬凱蒂！喵喵

1516
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,374
‎妳是白人小妞嗎？

1517
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,588
‎我被大猩猩插過

1518
01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,633
‎派對很好玩吧？

1519
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,343
‎各式各樣的…

1520
01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:20,594
‎小子，搞什麼？

1521
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,388
‎崔娜，是妳嗎？

1522
01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:26,933
‎-怎樣？
‎-對，是崔娜！

1523
01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,687
‎我逃亡在外，不如扮成這樣

1524
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:31,855
‎去到墨西哥

1525
01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,940
‎扮成白人男性，重新開始

1526
01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:37,194
‎-當白人男生感覺怎樣？
‎-酷斃了

1527
01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:39,863
‎樂不可支，懂我的意思嗎？

1528
01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,325
‎大搖大擺走進來，也沒人阻止我

1529
01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:44,534
‎我抓個鮑魚

1530
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,247
‎我受夠這種無聊的交際舞了

1531
01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,749
‎-待會回來
‎-好

1532
01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:54,378
‎-有人說你長得像烏龜嗎？
‎-隨便啦

1533
01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,008
‎請你離開

1534
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:02,803
‎給我滾出去

1535
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,846
‎把音樂切掉

1536
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:05,889
‎快走

1537
01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,018
‎我叫你滾下去，這是我的派對

1538
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,646
‎好，婊妹，過來吧，一起來！

1539
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,149
‎好耶

1540
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,609
‎非上不可

1541
01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:21,113
‎這群王八最好準備接招，大聲點！

1542
01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,448
‎你們會讓我發神經

1543
01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,701
‎看過來，照過來

1544
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,744
‎你們會讓我豁出去

1545
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,539
‎看過來，照過來

1546
01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:33,083
‎你們會讓我出洋相

1547
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,335
‎看過來，照過來

1548
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:37,587
‎你們會讓我大發飆

1549
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,756
‎看過來，照過來

1550
01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:50,809
‎兄弟，來吧

1551
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:53,520
‎-兄弟！
‎-兄弟！

1552
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,199
‎別碰我

1553
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,962
‎剛才有夠噁的，但全錄下來了

1554
01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:24,801
‎開什麼玩笑？我以為你需要幫忙

1555
01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:27,888
‎看那個箱子，裡面有攝影師

1556
01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:30,807
‎-你吐得很噁心
‎-對，很噁

1557
01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:32,726
‎亞當，跟大家揮手

1558
01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:34,102
‎揮揮手，打招呼

1559
01:19:35,812 --> 01:19:38,190
‎你剛才要…天啊！

1560
01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,901
‎你們知道這樣不對，很糟糕

1561
01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:43,236
‎這是整人節目，爛死了

1562
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,654
‎幫我拿著

1563
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,782
‎對著那邊的攝影機

1564
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:50,243
‎天啊！我還是看不到

1565
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,745
‎打板，小心手指

1566
01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:54,289
‎你以為吸塵器怎麼了？

1567
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,916
‎我嚇死了

1568
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502
‎-你的…
‎-我被整了！

1569
01:19:58,585 --> 01:19:59,878
‎天啊

1570
01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:00,796
‎手術刀

1571
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,839
‎能放幾根手指進去？

1572
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,592
‎-要插進屁眼…
‎-給我閉嘴

1573
01:20:05,675 --> 01:20:07,511
‎-要整個放進去
‎-全塞進去

1574
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:09,262
‎我信任妳，我不信任他

1575
01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,472
‎抱歉

1576
01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:13,975
‎遵守五秒規則，對吧？

1577
01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,228
‎這樣開車怎麼樣？

1578
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:24,778
‎開始

1579
01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,364
‎搞什麼？

1580
01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:30,700
‎超帥的

1581
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,410
‎他說：“我來修水管”

1582
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,624
‎-靠！
‎-你是誰？

1583
01:20:37,707 --> 01:20:39,292
‎搞什麼？

1584
01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,753
‎現在幾點？

1585
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,467
‎什麼鬼？

1586
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:50,011
‎我要穿衣服，上班遲到了，借過

1587
01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:52,305
‎到底是怎麼回事？

1588
01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,348
‎嘿！

1589
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,065
‎不要這樣

1590
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,318
‎艾瑞克，測試一下

1591
01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,279
‎對，擠下去

1592
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:10,073
‎有人要打我，就喊“爆米花”，對吧？

1593
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,951
‎不好意思，廁所在哪？

1594
01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:16,746
‎天啊，我以為那是小便池

1595
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:19,749
‎聽好，我不管你在哪撒尿

1596
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,586
‎離我遠一點，我不想聞你的尿

1597
01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:25,422
‎我可以去洗澡，然後跟你打撞球

1598
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,341
‎你大概是聽不懂

1599
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,344
‎好啦，想嚇誰啊

1600
01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,471
‎爆米花

1601
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:43,273
‎我沒看過這麼酷的鬍子

1602
01:21:43,356 --> 01:21:45,817
‎看起來像不賣畫的畫家

1603
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:46,735
‎我喜歡

1604
01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,989
‎把作品都留在身邊，不賺一毛錢

1605
01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,116
‎女友跑了，因為你不付房租

1606
01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:55,285
‎因為你不賣畫作

1607
01:21:55,785 --> 01:21:57,829
‎你的鬍子就是這麼回事，很帥

1608
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,372
‎也太具體了吧

1609
01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,417
‎-我是克里斯凱瑞，幸會
‎-嗨

1610
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,170
‎開香檳敬我的好兄弟巴德

1611
01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,298
‎-生日快樂！
‎-你在幹嘛？

1612
01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:10,342
‎-你們要喝嗎？
‎-不用，謝謝

1613
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,433
‎我們在拍電影！

1614
01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,020
‎妳以為怎麼了？

1615
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,772
‎我以為有人要追殺他

1616
01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:25,315
‎馬上會衝著我來

1617
01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:27,359
‎所以我要躲在桌下

1618
01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,781
‎我只是普通的白人女生

1619
01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:36,493
‎拿到一家酒吧的店名跟電話
‎放鄉村樂的

1620
01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:39,079
‎你嚇死我了，老兄

1621
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:41,623
‎看起來要像在幹他的嘴

1622
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:42,791
‎對

1623
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,168
‎亞當，轉過來看我，頭轉過來

1624
01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:47,253
‎對，很好

1625
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,550
‎對，幹他的嘴，然後看著遊客

1626
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,178
‎心想：“下一個是誰？”

1627
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,480
‎我不知道你們在拍電影

1628
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:09,609
‎我要揍妳一頓，天哪

1629
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:10,944
‎老兄，你是英雄

1630
01:23:11,027 --> 01:23:13,279
‎我只是不希望發生憾事

1631
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,364
‎你是真英雄

1632
01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,700
‎謝謝你接這部電影

1633
01:23:16,783 --> 01:23:19,786
‎沒在拍的時候，應該用毛巾遮吧

1634
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,162
‎這是情義電影

1635
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,331
‎謝謝你們

1636
01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,334
‎-妹子，妳好棒
‎-謝謝

1637
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:27,544
‎妳是天使

1638
01:23:27,627 --> 01:23:29,838
‎我不曉得該怎麼辦

1639
01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,381
‎妳做得很好

1640
01:23:31,464 --> 01:23:34,175
‎你們只站在那裡，完全不幫忙

1641
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,678
‎你們嚇死了，只站在那裡，這樣…

1642
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:38,930
‎對啊

1643
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,099
‎-不對
‎-妳才不對

1644
01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,810
‎妳打算讓我弄死這個黑人

1645
01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:46,354
‎我一直想跟她說…

1646
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,440
‎天啊！慘了！

1647
01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:50,108
‎搞什麼！

1648
01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:51,943
‎搞什麼？

1649
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,737
‎怎麼回事？

1650
01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:56,740
‎到底怎麼回事？

1651
01:23:57,490 --> 01:23:58,450
‎你做了什麼？

1652
01:23:58,533 --> 01:23:59,451
‎你沒穿衣服

1653
01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,952
‎嘿，克雷格

1654
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,328
‎幹得好！

1655
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,622
‎妳演得真好！

1656
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,583
‎太棒了！

1657
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:07,917
‎我驚呆了

1658
01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:12,088
‎…外面的車

1659
01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:14,632
‎大家幹得好

1660
01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:17,927
‎我剛看到那個女生拆掉警車的門

1661
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,972
‎我心想：“也太猛了吧”

1662
01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:24,684
‎那樣不對，你最好給我拍美一點

1663
01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:28,730
‎你覺得我有精神分裂嗎？

1664
01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:30,607
‎我覺得你腦袋有洞

1665
01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:32,776
‎三

1666
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,322
‎四

1667
01:24:49,959 --> 01:24:55,840
‎（謹此紀念凱文巴奈特
‎與布羅迪史蒂文斯）

1668
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:07,560
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