1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,054 ["Soul On Top" playing] 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,183 ♪ Yeah baby Come out here and do your thing, honey ♪ 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,936 ♪ Yeah, let her do her thing for ya ♪ 6 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:28,069 ♪ Tell me what's your favorite ♪ 7 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Tell me what's your thing, girl ♪ 8 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:38,246 -♪ Baby, I know mine ♪ -[man sings along] 9 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,750 ♪ Let me tell you how it is now ♪ 10 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,877 -[man vocalizing] -♪ Soul on top ♪ 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ You know the feeling Soul is on top ♪ 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,215 [man] ♪ Washing a car ♪ 13 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,176 Woo! 14 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,135 Damn! 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,261 ♪ Soul on top… ♪ 16 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,389 Hey. What's up, man? 17 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,390 Good, how you doin'? 18 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,975 -Good. Is this your Beemer? -Yeah. 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,102 Cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior. 20 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,604 -I'm Chris, by the way. -Keith. 21 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,689 Nice to meet you. It'll be five minutes, tops. 22 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,691 -You're good. Take your time. -Where you from, man? 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,026 Birmingham, Alabama. 24 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,529 Birmingham? Whoa, okay. I'm a Florida guy, born and raised. 25 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,865 Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know? 26 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,325 Yeah, same here. 27 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,619 -Gotta fake it till you make it, right? -That's it. 28 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,246 [Chris] That's what I'm talking about. You know what's up, okay. 29 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,623 Right on, cool. 30 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,500 I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh… 31 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,252 [coughs] 32 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,591 [sentimental music swells] 33 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,727 -That was my high school crush. -[Keith] Huh? 34 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,729 I swear to God, that's my crush from high school. 35 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,648 -For real? -Yeah, yeah, that's Maria Li. 36 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,775 -For real? -I haven't seen her in forever, man. 37 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:52,320 I'm like… I'm like, shak-- Yeah, dude. That's why I, like, got quiet. 38 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,573 I promised myself next time I saw her I was gonna ask her out. 39 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,992 -I don't even know if she remembers me. -Shoot your shot! 40 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,702 -You think so? -Yeah. 41 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,247 -I look like a shlub, though. -Ah, you look good, man. 42 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,164 You think so? 43 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,376 You should go do it. Just, "Hey, how you doing? You remember me?" 44 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,461 Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, cool. 45 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,840 All right, let me-- I'll vacuum your car, and then I'll get you out of here. 46 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:12,966 -Yeah. -[Keith] Thanks, man. 47 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,969 Can you just hit that "On" switch on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man. 48 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,720 -Right here? -Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. 49 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,721 [whirring] 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,765 Yeah, there's probably so many other guys-- 51 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,350 -[loud suction] -Shit! 52 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,477 [suction continues] 53 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,104 [Chris] Shit! 54 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,731 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck! 55 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,152 No, no, no, no, no! [rising in pitch] No, no, no! No, no, no, no! 56 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,280 Oh my God. Turn it off! What did you press? Turn it off. What the fuck? 57 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,574 -I'm gonna get fired again. -Oh, shit. 58 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,993 Give me your jacket. Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket! 59 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,579 Thanks, man. Holy fuck, why, why, why? 60 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,539 -What did you do? -I just pressed "On"! 61 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,124 -[door opens, bell jingling] -Shit. 62 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,460 Oh, now that's Maria. That's Maria. Holy shit. 63 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,920 -[Maria] Excuse me, sir? -Oh, God! 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,964 -[car door shuts] -Hi. Hey. Hi. 65 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,758 Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes? 66 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,469 I'm a little bit in a rush, and don't know how long it's gonna take. 67 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,679 I'm not sure. 68 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:00,763 Psst. 69 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,640 Don't let her leave! Don't let her leave! 70 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,810 You know, I'm-- I'm just gonna go to another car wash. 71 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,937 -Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. -[Chris] Keith! 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,315 Get her number. Get her number. Get her number. 73 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,232 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 74 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,526 Can I get your number to have somebody call you? 75 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,236 My number? No. Uh… 76 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,197 Thank you, though. I-- I'm good. Thanks. 77 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,698 -[car door shuts] -[engine starts] 78 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,949 [whispers] Dang. 79 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,246 Hey, dude, what… what the fuck just happened? 80 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,414 She just left, dude? 81 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,041 Fuck! 82 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,169 I was so close, though. 83 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,671 -No, you weren't! -Damn it. 84 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,757 [upbeat music] 85 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,678 [Chris] Bud, you will never guess who I just ran into at the car wash. 86 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,347 It's crazy. Let's hang out. 87 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,058 [Bud] Okay, cool. I got a customer. I'll see you after work. 88 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,809 [Chris] All right, bro. Talk to you soon. 89 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,520 -[Bud] Hi. How can I help you? -I broke this. 90 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,148 Is there any way you could possibly fix it? 91 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,108 I don't know if it's ruined completely, but-- 92 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,402 I think it's something we can actually do. 93 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,530 -Luckily, we're not as busy-- -[woman 1] Are you normally pretty busy? 94 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,866 Yeah, for some reason, everybody's breaking their phones. 95 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,577 [both laughing] 96 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,287 [Bud] Can I get your information? 97 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,832 -♪ Bad bitch ♪ -[air horn] 98 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,627 ♪ Yeah, you say you wanna pay my bills ♪ 99 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,796 ♪ Bad bitch ♪ 100 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,340 ♪ You ain't never met a bitch this real ♪ 101 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,759 ♪ Bad bitch ♪ 102 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,221 ♪ You know I love the way That raw dog feel, bad bitch ♪ 103 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,473 -[Bud] 057-- -[woman] What up, bro? 104 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,893 What-- What up, Trina? What's up? 105 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,896 Nothing much. How you doing? 106 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,190 -Hi, how are you? -Good, good, good. 107 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,858 Y'all see that car right there? 108 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,444 -That's yours? -Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there. 109 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,781 When you see it, it makes everything okay, 'cause it's kinda like Pepto Bismol. 110 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:44,284 -There you go! -It fixes-- It fixes everything. 111 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,245 I like to drink Pepto Bismol with a little bit of Hennessy in it. 112 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,122 -[woman 1] Really? -[Trina] Yeah, it's good. 113 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,373 What you need? 114 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,041 I need 50 bucks. 115 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,838 I'm at work. You can't ask me for money in front of everybody like that. 116 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,631 -I'm sorry about that. -No, no, that's okay. 117 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,258 This is my little brother. Come on. 118 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,343 First of all, ain't you supposed to be on house arrest? 119 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,096 [Trina] House arrest, shmouse arrest. Ain't nobody worried about that. 120 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:06,806 Let me hold 50. 121 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,684 Come on, bro. 122 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:10,893 [whispers] Don't do it. 123 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:11,853 I got 20 dollars. 124 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,646 -Twenty dollars? -That's all I got. 125 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,647 -That's it? -That's it. 126 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,317 -I know you got more than that. -What are you doing? 127 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,152 [Trina] Let me see. I know you got some money! 128 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,654 -Look at this. -That's just three dollars. 129 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,157 -You playin' with me? -No, that's my lunch money. 130 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,452 No, this mine. I'm so sick of you with your fucking crap. 131 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,495 -[till opens] -[Trina] Give me this! 132 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,375 Fucking crybaby-ass bitch. 133 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,795 You ain't never gonna get out this town. 134 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,547 You ain't never gonna be shit. 135 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,383 You know what? Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit. 136 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,802 -[monitor beeping] -[Trina] Hey. Hold that for me. 137 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,804 And here… 138 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,389 -[woman] No, no, no-- -That's for you. 139 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,183 Keep your mouth shut. 140 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,768 -But-- -[Trina] You too. 141 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,479 Don't say nothing. I remember faces. 142 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,483 I'll kill every one of you white motherfuckers if you snitch. 143 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,068 Oh my. 144 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,320 [upbeat music] 145 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,238 [Chris] Cheers. Thank you. 146 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,284 Got you a snack to cheer you up. 147 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,286 Cheers. Ping! 148 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,830 -[Bud] Thanks, man. -Of course. 149 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,375 Don't let her get in your mind, bro. 150 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,126 Gotta stand up to her, man. 151 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,254 You know my sister. It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully. 152 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,466 I think Trina's right, man. I think… 153 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,177 I don't think we ever gone get outta this town, man. I hate that shit. 154 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,304 No, Trina is not right, dog. 155 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,141 I'm telling you, seeing Maria today, that was a positive omen, man. 156 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,562 Mark my words. By this time next year, we're gonna be out of these jobs, 157 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,940 we're gonna be going on big adventures. 158 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,483 All right. 159 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,236 -[Bud laughs] -[Chris chuckles] 160 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,323 [birds whistling] 161 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,288 [knocks on door] Hello? 162 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,799 [door shuts] 163 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,511 [Chris] Whoa! 164 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,138 [screams] What the fuck? 165 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,557 -Who are you? -I'm a plumber. 166 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,724 What time is it? 167 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,934 Shit. 168 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,437 Fuck, I'm late. I'm late! I'm late for work! 169 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,648 -I'm late! Oh, I'm late for work! -[door slams] 170 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,733 ["Holy Calamity" playing] 171 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,528 [shrieking] Oh, God! 172 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,822 Son of a… 173 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,241 I cannot get fired! 174 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,742 Goddammit! 175 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,163 -♪ Holy calamity, scream insanity ♪ -[grunts] 176 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,039 -♪ All you ever gonna be's ♪ -Shortcut! 177 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,666 ♪ Another great fan of me Break… ♪ 178 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,502 [Chris] Shit! 179 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,589 [both groaning] 180 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,425 [Chris] I was looking at my watch! Sorry! 181 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,677 ♪ This, this is a journey ♪ 182 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,639 [record scratching] 183 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,851 -[crunching] -Ow! 184 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,979 [soft music plays on radio] 185 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,608 -[glass shattering] -[woman screams] Oh, my God! 186 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,319 [Chris gasps] Uh-oh! 187 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:11,616 Sorry! I… I thought the window was open! 188 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,743 I'm late for work, my bad! 189 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,953 ♪ Holy calamity Scream insanity ♪ 190 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,748 ♪ All you ever gonna be's Another great fan of me ♪ 191 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,292 ♪ Break, break, break Break, break, break ♪ 192 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,461 [record scratching] ♪ I'm the one that does the rockin' ♪ 193 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,879 [Chris groaning] 194 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,715 [Chris breathing heavily] 195 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,885 [Chris] I can help you. 196 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,261 [woman] Thank you! 197 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,682 [Chris] Have a good one! 198 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,685 -Bye! -Bye! 199 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,022 [growling] 200 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,023 Fuck! 201 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,028 [baker] Shit, no! Shit! 202 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,072 -[baker] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -[Chris] Sorry! 203 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,240 Sorry! 204 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,824 What the fuck, dude? 205 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,910 [Chris] Oh, man. 206 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,954 Agh! [groaning] 207 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,330 [Chris] Oh, shit! 208 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,125 Sorry about that. Sorry. You okay? 209 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,168 -Yeah. -Sorry. 210 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,837 -Allow me. Ladies first. -Thank you. 211 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,381 After you. 212 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,634 All right! Nice! I made it! 213 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,178 ♪ Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-- Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-- Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-- Break! ♪ 214 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,976 [woman] Can you, um, tell me about the detox? 215 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:24,480 Uh, it kind of makes you poop. You'll be in the bathroom for a while. 216 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,815 -Okay. -[Chris] Yeah. 217 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,859 -You wanna try our new flavor? -[woman 2] It's not a margarita? 218 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,695 [Chris groans] I wish. 219 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,281 Pour some of this in there. 220 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,450 Mango or whatever. 221 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,538 Why would you put a spoon in there if you're gonna use your hand? 222 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,998 Oh, sometimes I forget. 223 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,917 You know, the best chefs in the world use their hands. 224 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,503 -So-- -No, no, no, no, no. 225 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,838 That's unacceptable. 226 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,049 Yeah, I work in health care, and he just broke all the laws. 227 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,010 You work in health care, you know 228 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,762 germs actually help your immune system. 229 00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:01,726 No, no, no. You're touching the counters, touching all these different things, 230 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,854 and then you gonna put your hand in there and comment you're a chef, 231 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,480 and we're supposed to accept that? 232 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,858 Here, you want money or something? Like… 233 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,278 You can take out of this jar. Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like… 234 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,655 Can we just all settle on that? 235 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,073 [sentimental music swells] 236 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,502 What in the world? 237 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,134 [yells] Maria! 238 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,678 [coughs] I'm sorry, was that loud? Maria! 239 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,180 -Come, come, come. -[Maria] Hi. 240 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,515 She's a-- She's a-- She's a VIP customer. 241 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,101 -Oh! -Yeah! Just cut in front of these people. 242 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,103 -Hi, sorry. -Sorry, guys. 243 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,855 How you gonna do that, right there? 244 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:52,860 She's a VIP, but we're in line, and we gotta get waited on. 245 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,278 -Sorry. -Chris Carey! 246 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,822 From high school biology class! 247 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,325 -You know, Crazy Chris? -[Maria] Um… 248 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,202 -[quieter] Retard Chris? -Oh. 249 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,579 Yeah! How the hell are you? 250 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,915 -Oh my God, Chris! -I haven't seen you in forever! 251 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,501 Yeah. I'm actually living in New York City. 252 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,087 -Wow, New York. The Big Apple. -Yeah. 253 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,964 Hey, that's an apple I'd like to juice, right? [chuckles] 254 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,884 What are you doing there? I've never been. 255 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:21,097 Oh, um, actually, I'm a curator at an art gallery, so… 256 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,181 -[Chris] Right on! -Yeah. 257 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,351 Um, here, uh, have a juice on the house. 258 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,936 -[Maria] Okay. Oh. -Huh? 259 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,689 This is terrible. This is not good at all. 260 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:34,276 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm at work, and it gets crazy at work sometimes. 261 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,820 This is not good. 262 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,988 What are you… uh, uh… 263 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,368 What um… w-w-what would you say, like… 264 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,456 What are you… What are you doing later? Do you wanna get a bite or something? 265 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,252 I-- Gah, I would-- I would love to, actually, 266 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,088 but I'm… I'm on my way to the airport right now. 267 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,758 There's this big art show I'm doing on Friday that I have to get back for. 268 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:58,676 Oh, okay. 269 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094 -So, yeah. -Okay. Cool. 270 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,432 But listen, if you're ever in Manhattan, you should come to the gallery. 271 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,808 -Wait. What? -Yeah. 272 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,482 -For real? -Yeah, I'll show you around. 273 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,067 -Great! -[Maria] Thank you for this. 274 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694 -This is so great. -This is great. 275 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,656 -[splutters] Okeydoke, I'll see you later. -Great seeing you, Chris. 276 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,033 See ya! 277 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,414 Can we order now? 278 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,002 -[whirring] -[screaming] 279 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,795 [all gasping] 280 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,048 [continues screaming] 281 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,802 [Chris screaming] Oh my God! 282 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,597 [clattering] 283 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,724 Oh my God, he fell down! 284 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,808 [Chris groans] 285 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,102 [Chris] Yes! 286 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,530 [Chris sighs, chuckles] 287 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,866 You mind if I, uh… 288 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,868 ask you for advice? 289 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,078 I just saw my dream girl, 290 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,207 and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out. 291 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,666 I'm, like, in total shock. 292 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,335 [man chuckles] 293 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,712 Why, 'cause she accepted, or what? 294 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,881 Yes, but she lives in New York. That's the catch. 295 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,134 And, like, I've never felt this way about a woman before. 296 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,803 What do you have going here? 297 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,013 I don't got anything going here. That's the thing. 298 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,433 I got, you know-- My best friend lives here, my friend Bud. 299 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,559 Man, you know, I say… 300 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,020 go for it. 301 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,816 If you don't, the rest of your life you're gonna be sitting here 302 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,236 saying, "What if I woulda," "What if I…" You get it. 303 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,321 Yeah, what am I doing here? 304 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,784 I can't… I can't just wait around and hope for things to happen. 305 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,035 I gotta make it happen. 306 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,620 There you go. Claim it. 307 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,747 -Claim it. Yes. -[man] Yeah. 308 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,874 Thank you, man. Thanks for the advice, man. 309 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,125 Ha! 310 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,253 I'm going to New York. 311 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,133 ♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 312 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,304 ♪ I saw a girl, no way ♪ 313 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,183 ♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 314 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,812 ♪ And her name is Maria ♪ 315 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,898 -[orchestra joins in] -♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 316 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,941 What the-- 317 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,318 ♪ The one that got away ♪ 318 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,444 ♪ I saw-- ♪ Oh! 319 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,697 -[gasping] Holy cow! -[horn beeps] 320 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,117 ♪ And her name is Maria ♪ 321 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,577 [Chris] Whoo! Thank you, man. 322 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,036 I owe you. Thank you. 323 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,538 Whoo! 324 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,582 I'm going to New York, brother. Thank you. 325 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,375 Whoo! 326 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,838 He's in love! He is crazy. 327 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,844 -♪ I saw a girl today ♪ -[woman] What? Get off me! 328 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,805 ♪ I saw a girl, no way ♪ 329 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,181 What are you doing? 330 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,349 ♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 331 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,726 Get the fuck away from me. 332 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,312 ♪ And her name is Maria ♪ 333 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,816 [indistinct dialogue] 334 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,652 ♪ Spinning my wheels I haven't done shit ♪ 335 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,113 ♪ I'm out of here, I fucking quit ♪ 336 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,991 ♪ Maria has opened the door ♪ 337 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,660 ♪ Later, smoothies, I'm off to New York ♪ 338 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,456 [chorus] ♪ He saw a girl today ♪ 339 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,415 [Chris] Oh, shit. 340 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,710 -[crashes] -♪ He saw a girl, no way ♪ 341 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,048 ♪ He saw a girl today ♪ 342 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:28,385 ♪ And her name is Maria ♪ 343 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:32,264 [key change] ♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 344 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,184 ♪ I saw a girl ♪ 345 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,602 ♪ Olé! ♪ Oh, shit! 346 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,732 ♪ I saw a girl today ♪ 347 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:46,987 ♪ And her name is Maria ♪ 348 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:52,493 ♪ Maria ♪ 349 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:59,625 [with chorus] ♪ Maria! ♪ 350 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,962 The fuck? 351 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,757 [Chris] I'm telling you. 352 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,594 Maria just fell outta the sky into my lap today and said, 353 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,472 "Chris, I haven't seen you in ages. What have you been up to?" 354 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:17,142 And I go, "I dunno, I've just been working at the mall since high school." 355 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,397 And she was like, "Well, good news. I'm your guardian fucking angel, 356 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 and I'm gonna take you out of this hellscape 357 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,235 and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!" 358 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,946 So what? I mean, what does that mean? 359 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,197 Look at our lives, man. 360 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,033 Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels. 361 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,285 Bullshit job after bullshit job. 362 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,288 It's finally time for that big adventure, brother. 363 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:43,085 I'm talking road trip to the NYC! 364 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,962 Has anybody here been to New York City? 365 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,338 [shouts] Yes! 366 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,923 ♪ New York! ♪ 367 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,345 ♪ Concrete jungle, Texas albino My pussy's on fire! ♪ 368 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,472 Come on, New York, man! Pizza! 369 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,142 -[Chris whoops, cackles] -[Bud] Calm down, brother. 370 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,603 -I hear you, right. And it sounds good. -Yeah. 371 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,522 But how we gone get there? We don't have a car. 372 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,858 I figured it out. 373 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,068 ["Queso" playing] 374 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,699 Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car. You fucking crazy? 375 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,743 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hear me out. Hear me out. 376 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,787 You're the one paying to store her car. 377 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,997 -Right? -Yes. 378 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,206 Trina is in jail. 379 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,127 She's been in jail. She's gonna stay in jail. 380 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,505 She is in J-A-I-L, prison. 381 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,383 I'm not doing this. Trina is crazy. You know that. 382 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,385 -I know. -We can't take her-- It's her car. 383 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,013 Just for once in your whole life, forget about Trina. 384 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,473 Think about us. 385 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,892 Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York 386 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,771 and have the adventure of a lifetime, like we always talked about. 387 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,398 I hate you. 388 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,650 [chuckles] 389 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,527 -[Bud growls] -[Chris chuckles] 390 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154 [Chris] We're going to New York! 391 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,699 Here you are. Bud Malone. 392 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,409 Yeah, we're driving to New York. 393 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,244 Looks good. 394 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,704 -What's your name again? -Kurt. 395 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,332 -Kurt, Chris. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, man. 396 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,501 ♪ I got that mula mula (mula mula) ♪ 397 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,877 ♪ Queso queso (queso queso) ♪ 398 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,213 ♪ Camouflage money They can't see my bankroll ♪ 399 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,216 ♪ I been whippin, whippin' Django Django ♪ 400 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,510 ♪ Smooth ass nigga Blame it on the Jame-O ♪ 401 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,804 ♪ I really don't know why I called… ♪ 402 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,514 Toot toot! 403 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,848 [truck toots] 404 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,060 [Bud] Check this out. I got it all mapped out. 405 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,604 I went on Google Maps yesterday. I got everything together. 406 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,690 Gonna take the I-95. It'll be the quickest way to get to New York City-- 407 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,945 No rush, mi amigo. We got four whole days till Maria's art opening. 408 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,115 We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude. 409 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,703 Hey. Feet down, man. You cannot mess up my sister's car, man. 410 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,580 Will you relax? 411 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,209 The car is fine. Your sister's in prison. She'll never know. 412 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,213 What's she gonna do? Bust out of jail? [chortling] 413 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,636 [electronic beat begins] 414 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,692 Bus is all clear. 415 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,824 [Trina] Psst. 416 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,742 Psst. 417 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,161 [whispers] Excuse me. 418 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,663 I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck. 419 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,665 Can you help me get out? 420 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,711 Please. I'm stuck under here. Oh, God. 421 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,171 [Trina gasps] Oh! 422 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,214 Thank you. [groans] 423 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,300 [Trina panting] 424 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,801 Oh, shit. 425 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,345 Hey. [scoffs] 426 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,930 Oh, man. 427 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,349 You see any guards out here or anything? 428 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,645 You'd better take your ass off. You better take off. 429 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,772 You'd better fucking-- You better run. 430 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:55,027 Thank you. I'm gonna get in my car, go to Mexico, and just start all over. 431 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,529 Get those clothes off and get the fuck out of here. 432 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,947 Can I borrow your vest? 433 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,490 I can't give you my vest. 434 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367 You're my lookout. I never forget a face. 435 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,577 Go. 436 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,495 Thank you for helping me escape! 437 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,333 [guard] Hey. 438 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,003 We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone? 439 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,131 Where? 440 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,301 Where? They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody? 441 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,344 No. 442 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,263 -So someone escaped? -And you haven't helped her at all? 443 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,641 No, how am I gonna help her? 444 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,309 By giving her my vest? 445 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,770 I don't know. Did you see someone out here? 446 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,146 I need to know that. 447 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,898 Go that way. 448 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:34,858 That way? 449 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,361 -Someone went that way? -Go that way. 450 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,404 -Go that way? -Go that way. 451 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,824 Okay. It's an emergency. We got an emergency here. 452 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,085 -[Trina panting] -Man, I just wanted to thank you. 453 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,295 -Go, go, go. He's looking for you. -Really? 454 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,882 -They're looking for you. Go. -Oh, shoot. Thank you so much. 455 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,176 I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama? 456 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,929 Run away, please. Get away from me before I get in trouble. 457 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,389 Thank you for helping me. 458 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:09,977 -Get the fuck out of here. Go! No! Why? -Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 459 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,938 God bless you! You're an accomplice to my shit! 460 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,816 Whoo! 461 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:16,942 I'm free! 462 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,365 [Bud] You don't realize how strong she is. 463 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,993 My sister's crazy. I've told you that a million times. 464 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,578 She doesn't have a regular girl hand. 465 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,915 I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand. 466 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,168 She grabbed the fish out the batter, put it in the frying pan, 467 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,713 set it there till it was done. That's insane. 468 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,007 I've seen her flip barbecue ribs. 469 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,258 No spatula. 470 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,217 Hand. 471 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,844 God. 472 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,554 [imitating steam] Pfft. 473 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,806 Pressing the meat. Bare hand. 474 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,727 I don't think I want to eat at your house anymore. 475 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,568 -How you doing? -Good. Good. 476 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,902 Hey, hey. Um… 477 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,905 -I'm really excited to get my car. -Uh-huh. 478 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,282 Uh, it's under Malone. 479 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,327 Pink Crown Vic, Crown Victoria. 480 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,120 Oh, someone just picked that up. 481 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,079 What? 482 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,874 Bud Mal-- Bud Malone just picked that up. 483 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,544 Bud picked up my car. 484 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,629 Was he with somebody? 485 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,965 -Yep. Yep. -What did he look like? 486 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,301 Uh, they were African American. 487 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,888 -Do you know where they were going? -I think they said New York. 488 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,264 -New York? -Yeah. 489 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,225 Their name was on the card, so… 490 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,730 What's your name, man? 491 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,398 Bob. 492 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,776 Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody, 493 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,319 but I'm about to kill somebody, Bob. 494 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573 You gave 'em my car. Now they got to die. 495 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,618 [Kurt] Sorry. 496 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,749 [Kurt sighs] 497 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,875 Okay. 498 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,551 Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man. 499 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,804 It'll be like our good luck charm on the road. 500 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,765 How about this? I'll ask one of these fellow Americans 501 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,308 where a cool bar is. 502 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,562 -Celebrate, first road trip. -All right, whatever you say. I'm down. 503 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,898 Excuse me, sir. Is there a bar around here? 504 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,109 Me and my friend want to party tonight. 505 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,195 -We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight. -Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man. 506 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,531 -You wanna turn around, I'll hold it. -Oh, really? 507 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,657 [people gasping] 508 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,158 -Oh, shit! -[alarm rings] 509 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,869 [Chris] Oh, shit. Oh shit! 510 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,788 Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! 511 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,415 Shit! [groans] 512 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,376 Just get away, bro! Get away from it! 513 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,337 Somebody just turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off! 514 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,630 Hello, where's the shutoff? 515 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,465 God! I swallowed some of it. 516 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,301 [buttons beeping] 517 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,971 -Where's the shutoff? -Here, here, here, hold this. 518 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,473 No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro. 519 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,808 Let's just get out of here. 520 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,935 -That thing is broken. -[Bud] Not on the seat, man. 521 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,813 -[Chris] Thank you, cowboy man. -[car screeching away] 522 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,697 [attendant] Chocolate glazed. 523 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,074 I'm going to do vanilla, but I'd love some bacon. 524 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,034 -Bacon? Sure. -Great. 525 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,662 -[Trina] Hey. Do you live in this area? -Do we? 526 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,830 -Yeah. -Yeah. 527 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,499 You seen these dudes right here? They stole my car. 528 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,334 -Ah, man. -That's my car right there. 529 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,295 -That's my Bad Bitch. -Sorry. No, I don't. 530 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:26,006 There's a bunch of cops here though you might wanna ask them. 531 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,675 They're all here. They love donuts. 532 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,139 -[Trina croaks] -You okay? 533 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,474 [whining] No, man! 534 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,975 Have you seen this car? 535 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,518 [man] I have not. 536 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,228 This is my car. 537 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,648 My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday. 538 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,027 I just got out of jail, and these dudes I know stole my car. 539 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,196 -Where do you stay at? -Where do I stay at? 540 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,739 I stay in the Avenues, man. 541 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,658 Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct. 542 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,826 Man, you are handsome. 543 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:55,744 Huh? 544 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,954 -You are so handsome. -Thank you. 545 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,499 Yeah, you gotta-- you gotta go to, um… 546 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,168 you gotta go to the, uh, zone four precinct. 547 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,964 Man, it's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes. 548 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,424 You are beautiful. 549 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,468 Thank you. You gotta go to the zone four precinct. 550 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,719 -Can we kiss? -No. 551 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:13,845 -No? -[man laughs] No. 552 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,181 It's been so long since I kissed a man. 553 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,892 What's your name, Officer? Can I get your number? 554 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,185 No, I'm married. 555 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,730 So? You a police. Y'all don't care about shit like that. 556 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,814 I do. 557 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,733 [Trina] My pussy hairy like a booty. 558 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,948 Hey, hey, hey. Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff. 559 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,700 Have you seen these guys? Have you seen these two dudes? 560 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,993 They stole my car. 561 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,662 But the police are right there, though. 562 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,540 They ain't trying to holler at me. They're not helping at all. 563 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,291 -Oh, wow. -That's what I'm saying, like-- 564 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,794 -So you're doing it yourself right now? -[Trina] Basically. 565 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,296 -Say yes to it. -Yes! Say yes to it! 566 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,007 You know what? Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself. 567 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,842 -You better not! -[woman] Oh! 568 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,345 Fuck the police. I'm gonna kill these motherfuckers! 569 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,264 -[car alarm blaring] -[roars] 570 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,598 [pedestrians scream] 571 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,892 Holy shit! 572 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,354 ♪ Fuck your wheels And your cars ♪ 573 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,690 -[officer] Hey! Hey, stop! -♪ I don't really give a fuck… ♪ 574 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,733 [woman] Oh my God! 575 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,153 [tires screeching] 576 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:14,864 [police siren] 577 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,700 Damn it! 578 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,494 [chuckles] He's gotta feel like an idiot. 579 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,622 [upbeat guitar music plays] 580 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,170 [Bud] Hey, what are you doing? 581 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,964 Hey, White Chicks? 582 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,716 [Bud laughs] Yes! 583 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,176 That's my favorite movie right there, man. 584 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,596 You know something? The first time I saw that movie, 585 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,557 halfway through, I really thought they were white women. 586 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,560 They look like, uh, burn victims. 587 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,895 You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema. 588 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,607 More like, "God, them some thick-ass white girls." 589 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,359 Fat-ass booties. I'm like, "They got Black girl booties." 590 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,947 Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie. 591 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,995 [Chris] Ah! This is it! This is the place the cowboy was talking about! 592 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,165 Look at this place, man. Fuck, yes! 593 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,793 -[Bud] All right. -[Chris] Whoo-hoo! 594 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,712 [chuckles] 595 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:12,547 Yo. 596 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,760 -Chris, I don't know about this, man. -Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. 597 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,762 Whoo! 598 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,139 -[Bud] It's called Electric Cowboy. -Exactly! 599 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,475 -[Bud] We're not cowboys. -We're about to be. 600 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:27,228 [country music playing] 601 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,735 ♪ My baby likes to rock it Every night when the sun goes down… ♪ 602 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,281 [Chris] What do you think, man? Huh? 603 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,450 USA, baby! 604 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,119 [Bud] We are the only Black people in here. 605 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,121 I don't see race. Didn't even notice. 606 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,749 You know what race I see? The American race. 607 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,293 It's right out on that dance floor. 608 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,716 ♪ And my baby likes to hear me Play a song on my guitar ♪ 609 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,385 -[Chris] Sorry! -[woman] It's all right! 610 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,181 ♪ I don't know about the rest of you But my baby thinks I'm a star… ♪ 611 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,100 Bud, this is awesome! 612 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,143 Get your ass over here! 613 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,604 [Bud chuckles] 614 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,608 -Great job! -[Chris] Thank you. Thank you. 615 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,276 Let's get some shots, huh? 616 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,862 First night of the road trip. 617 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,700 Couldn't have asked for a better partner on the road. 618 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,040 Let me-- Let me buy you a round. Let me buy you a round and some shots. 619 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,460 Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud. He's a little shy. 620 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,421 Cheers! Pick it up, cheers! 621 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,172 Here's to you, Bud Malone! 622 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,636 [Chris] Wow! 623 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,388 This should be it, okay? 624 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,724 Give me one more shot. 625 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,478 Ah, damn dude. 626 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,396 I guess I do. 627 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,605 You're gonna end up pukin'. 628 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:55,900 [slurps] 629 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,406 I would suggest you not to do that. 630 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,199 Did he just drink outta that thing? 631 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,286 [Chris] I drank a little bit too much, I'll put it that way. 632 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,912 Holy shit. 633 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,123 [splutters] I gotta make a call real quick. 634 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:11,750 [Chris] See you later, pal. 635 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,334 What's wrong with him? 636 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,378 He's just so wound up. He's so uptight. 637 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,255 I dunno, like, can we pray for him? 638 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,174 Do you mind praying for him real quick? 639 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,341 I'm not-- 640 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,637 Dear-- Dear Jesus, who art in heaven, Father be thy name. 641 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,973 Thy kingdom come. 642 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:30,685 I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip. 643 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,856 I hope I get to Maria, and fall in love, 644 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,777 and make love and have sex with her without a condom. 645 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,279 And like, of course I'll make her come first, 646 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,074 and then I'm kind of free to, like… 647 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,494 you know, jizz whenever I want to. 648 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,664 You know, I wanna make her come first, but then I'll jizz whenever I want to, so… 649 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,500 -Amen. -Amen. 650 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,877 -I gotta go pee-pee. -[man laughs] 651 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,961 I'll be right back. 652 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,299 Uh, excuse me, where's the bathroom? 653 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,635 -[smashes] -Oh, shit! I'm sorry. 654 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,513 How much did you drink? Are you a fucking camel? 655 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:10,391 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Lena ♪ 656 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,644 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 657 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,855 [woman] Shots on him! You know I don't have the money. 658 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,942 [Chris] Bud, I've never been out like this before, but this is fun. 659 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,819 [Bud] What do you want a shot of? 660 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,197 [Chris] Hey, DJ, cut the music! 661 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,782 -Cut the music! -[music stops] 662 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,953 I'd like to make a toast to my best friend, Bud Malone! 663 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,205 What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down! 664 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay, he's a little nervous. We're the only Black guys in here. 665 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,711 [slurring] He's the coolest guy in the world, man. 666 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,547 -Get down from there! -[Chris] I love you-- 667 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,465 [crowd screaming] 668 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,300 [man] Are you all right? 669 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:45,593 [Chris groans] 670 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,345 -Shit. You okay? -Get him out of there. 671 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,015 -Is he all right? -Come on, come on, get up, get up. 672 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,684 [Chris groans] 673 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:53,935 [man] Give him some room. 674 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,895 -I'm a nurse. -[Chris groaning] 675 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,063 [Chris] No, no, no. 676 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,607 [nurse] You just fell off a bar. You need to get checked out. 677 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,943 -I'm fine. -Do you have a water bottle or a cup? 678 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,320 -I got a wet rag. -[woman] Yeah, get him some water. 679 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,114 -[loud retching] -[crowd screaming] 680 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:08,408 [continued screaming] 681 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:12,579 [Bud screams] 682 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,872 [woman] Oh my God. 683 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,624 Okay, I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance. 684 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,668 He's not okay if he's puking like that. 685 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:22,213 Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out. 686 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,340 Here's your drink. 687 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,593 [crowd screaming] 688 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,181 [crowd gasping and screaming] 689 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,767 [Chris] Easy now, killer. 690 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,060 [Chris groans] 691 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,604 [Chris grunts] 692 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,857 [groaning] 693 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,318 What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. 694 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,486 I wanted to cel-- celebrate you. 695 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,574 It was a celebration of you and your life. 696 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,870 I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this. 697 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,748 It felt good to be out. I needed it. 698 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,796 We should probably get some rest or wash up. 699 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,298 [Chris snoring] 700 00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:25,401 [Bud sighs] 701 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,571 Goodnight, Bud. 702 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,032 [scoffs] Goodnight, Chris. 703 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,161 Goddamn. What type of light is this? 704 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,413 What the fuck? 705 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,125 One day closer to Maria. 706 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,128 [Bud] All right, let's do this. I feel good. It's a new day, right? 707 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,922 -Yeah, new day. -[Bud] Okay. 708 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:46,923 [Chris] USA. 709 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,008 [upbeat guitar music plays] 710 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:12,657 [Chris sighs] 711 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:15,076 ♪ Dream girl, dream girl… ♪ 712 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,537 The price of art is skyrocketing. 713 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,288 This is the first one that I wanted to show, 714 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,916 because it's the one there's a lot of debate about. 715 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,544 I was thinking it looked like a Lord of the Rings, uh, thing. 716 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,964 It kind of looks like a… a relic. 717 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,173 -[thud] -[gasps] 718 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,137 [gravelly voice] Maria. 719 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,304 Chris? 720 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,681 Oh God, yes! 721 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,349 Yes, Chris, yes! 722 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,561 [Maria and Chris moaning] 723 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,645 [Maria] Chris! 724 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,524 -[fabric ripping] -Chris! 725 00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:47,900 [doves cooing] 726 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:50,194 [Maria moans] Chris! 727 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,071 Wow, babe, this is awesome. 728 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,866 We're doing some free sampling. 729 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,703 Wow. Let's get, like, three of those and maybe some bread. 730 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,288 Yeah, you're looking good, babes. 731 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,083 -You talking to my girl? -I got this. 732 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,126 -That's your girl? -Yeah. 733 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,294 -Sorry about that. -You sure? 734 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,087 -You all right? -Yeah. Come on! 735 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,548 You like hitting on women in farmer's markets? 736 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,928 What the fuck are you doing? You're fucking hitting on me here? 737 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,305 [man] God damn! What the fuck? 738 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,058 -[man] Fuck! Crazy bitch! -[scoffs] That is hot. 739 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,642 What are you looking at? 740 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:22,935 Huh? 741 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,856 -[blind man groans] -Hey, he's blind! He's blind! Please! 742 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,357 [Maria] Fucker. 743 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,320 [Chris] Get his money. Get his money. Get his money. 744 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,946 [seller] No, he didn't do anything! 745 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,239 -[Chris] Run. Let's run. -Yeah. 746 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,366 -[Chris] Let's just go. -[Maria] Go, go, go! 747 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,826 [Chris] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 748 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,786 [blind man] God. 749 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:46,709 ♪ Looks like an angel From up above ♪ 750 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,170 ♪ I'll be so happy we're together… ♪ 751 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,422 I now pronounce you man and wife. 752 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:53,800 You may kiss the bride. 753 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,636 [crowd whooping] 754 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,850 And you may now… 755 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:04,852 kiss me. 756 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:06,604 [Chris] Uh… 757 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,731 -[congregation shrieking] -What! 758 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,858 [woman] Oh, my God! 759 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,193 Oh, God. 760 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,323 [congregation continues gasping, murmuring] 761 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:18,741 [groans] 762 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,537 [trio moaning and slurping] 763 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,456 -[woman shrieks] -[crowd continues murmuring] 764 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,041 -[Chris snoring] -[truck horn blares] 765 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,668 [Chris screams] 766 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,088 Whoo. Whoo. 767 00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:33,256 [Chris groans] 768 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,133 [grunts] 769 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,177 [suspenseful music plays] 770 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,489 Okay, there's no way White Chicks would work in real life, man. 771 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,616 They look like bleached Ninja Turtles. 772 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,411 Matter of fact, this lady right here could be a brother. 773 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,954 [Chris] That's ridiculous. Watch this. 774 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,372 -Excuse me, miss. -Yes. 775 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,374 Are you a Black man? 776 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,084 No. 777 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,087 -Case in point. -Why'd you ask somebody that? 778 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,881 You said that it could work. 779 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,132 You look frightening. 780 00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,592 Wait a minute, what is this? 781 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:21,304 [Bud laughs] The zoo? Come on, man. You know I love zoos. 782 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,638 We gotta do this, bruh. 783 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,973 I think we got time, right? 784 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,267 Yeah. More than halfway there. We're making great time. 785 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,436 -Thank you, ma'am. -No problem. 786 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,478 Or Black sir. 787 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,024 [Bud] Take care, brother. 788 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:39,030 [song in African language begins] 789 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,911 [Chris] Dude, zoos are sick! 790 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,996 -This makes me happy. -You're having fun, aren't you? 791 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,915 I'm having fun. Look at that fancy cat. 792 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,126 [Bud] Two buds on the road. 793 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,294 -Booyah. -Booyah. 794 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:57,924 -[laughs] I like this. It's a good idea. -Yeah, man. Zoo life, baby! 795 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,886 [tour guide] I'd like to take you guys up here to see our wolves 796 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,055 and our large primate area. 797 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:08,142 Do me a favor, everybody, uh, keep just a little bit of room off here. 798 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,644 Okay, come on in. 799 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:12,855 Oh, I like the Silverback. 800 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,233 Hey! 801 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,652 [tour guide] Step on in guys. 802 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,987 Guys, this is Jessie. Everybody say hi to Jessie. 803 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,282 -Dude. Gorilla. -Jessie is our main wolf trainer here. 804 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,200 [Chris] Dude. 805 00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:25,868 [song ends] 806 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:26,911 [whispers] Gate's open. 807 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,704 -Why don't you close it? -[Chris] Shut up. 808 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,498 -Gonna get a selfie with a gorilla. -No! 809 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,415 Yes! For Maria. 810 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,875 -No. -Come on, it'll melt her heart! 811 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,168 -Are you crazy? -No. 812 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,129 -Come back here! -Shut up, don't wake him up. 813 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,798 -The fuck are you doing? -Keep it down. 814 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,384 [Bud] Don't! Come back here. 815 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:42,927 Come back here! 816 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,846 -Here! Hey! -[camera clicking] 817 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,556 [Bud] Hey! 818 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:50,893 [Jessie] So this is Gideon, 819 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,604 and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here. 820 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,023 And Gideon is really, really good at jumping. 821 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,985 -Gideon's gonna jump! Gideon, up! Good! -[woman gasps] 822 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,569 -Now the other side! -[gorilla snarls] 823 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,446 [Chris screams] He's got my leg! 824 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,865 -[Chris screams] -[woman 1 screeches] Oh my God! 825 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,909 [tour guide] Sir! You can't be in there! 826 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,370 -[woman 1] Oh my God! -[woman 2] Oh my God! 827 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:10,955 [gorilla snarling] 828 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,748 [guttural howling] 829 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,333 -[crowd shrieking] -[Chris groaning] 830 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,420 Wait! Be quiet, be quiet! 831 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:18,462 [Chris whimpering] 832 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,715 [tour guide] Don't look him in the eye! 833 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:21,882 I'm so scared. 834 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,218 -[tearing clothes] -Oh, no, no, no! 835 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,344 [Chris] Oh my God! 836 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:28,097 -[crowd gasps] -[tour guide] Stay calm! 837 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,348 Bud, help me! 838 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,183 -[woman] Oh my God! -[Chris groaning] 839 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,893 [rhythmic grunting] 840 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,104 [shrieks] Come on! Stop it! 841 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,523 -[Chris] Oh my God! -[horrified screaming] 842 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,026 [Bud] You fucking a man! 843 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,153 He's a human being! 844 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:44,238 -Oh my God! Fuck! -[gorilla groans] 845 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,531 -What's his name? -Chris. 846 00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:46,657 Chris, come on! 847 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,827 -[tour guide] Stay still! -[woman] Oh, my God! 848 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,038 -[tour guide] Stay calm! -[gorilla growls] 849 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,039 Just stay calm! 850 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,415 [Chris] Oh shit! 851 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,624 Go back in. 852 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,501 [woman] Oh shit! Damn, we on this! 853 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:02,214 Please, Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 854 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,009 [Bud] Would you put the lock on or something? 855 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,053 Why did you go in there? 856 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:08,846 The rest of us have kids! 857 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,389 I wanted to take a picture. 858 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:13,434 You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla face-to-face? 859 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,853 -Yeah, for this girl. -Would she go in there for you? 860 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:16,771 [Chris] No. 861 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,106 Exactly, so why you going in there for her? 862 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,067 I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend. 863 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,568 -She's not your girlfriend yet? -No. 864 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737 I gotta get my cellphone! 865 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,113 [Bud] What the fuck you doing? 866 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,323 Sir, you can't go in there! 867 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,450 That damn thing come back, you gonna be through! 868 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,160 Oh, here it is! 869 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,245 -Whoa, whoa, hey! -[gorilla snarling] 870 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,831 [gagging] 871 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,041 [crowd shrieking] 872 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,542 [woman] Keep your mouth closed! 873 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:42,505 [shrieking and gasping] 874 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:44,965 [woman] Lord have mercy! 875 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,259 Bud. 876 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,470 [woman 1] How'd he get in there? 877 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,305 [woman 2] Pull your pants up, buddy. 878 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,477 [Trina] Hey, excuse me, brothers. 879 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,104 -Y'all seen this car today? -No. 880 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,189 This my brother Bud and his friend Chris. 881 00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,108 These two don't look familiar to you at all? 882 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,527 -No, what-- -You sure you don't know them? 883 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,655 I'm pretty sure I don't know them. We gotta walk. 884 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,907 -This ain't you, man? -No, it ain't. 885 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,034 -Your name ain't Craig? -Yeah. 886 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,287 Are you telling me you don't know them? You up here lying to my face? 887 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,957 This is you and them! You, Bud, Chris… 888 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,251 Craig. 889 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,421 -Where'd you get that picture? -This is you! 890 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214 -I know! -Your name is Craig, right? 891 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,259 -It is, and I don't know-- -Where is these dudes at? 892 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,010 I don't know where they're at. 893 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,139 The next time you see these motherfuckers, let 'em know I'm gonna kill they ass. 894 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,474 I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me! 895 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,643 No, you know where my car at, Craig. 896 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,396 Seen your ass on Facebook and everything with them. 897 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,731 -What the fuck? -Where's my car at? 898 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:45,651 -Ask your fucking brother! -Well, tell me where my brother is! 899 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,403 And why the fuck would I know that? 900 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:49,780 Because you takin' pictures with these niggas! 901 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,657 I just want you to tell me where my car is. 902 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,576 If I knew where your car fucking was, I would. 903 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:55,161 -Would you? -Yes, I would. 904 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,954 -Would you really? -Yes, I would. 905 00:40:57,037 --> 00:41:00,833 'Cause I feel like you're lying to me. I feel like you're a motherfucking liar! 906 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,918 [rap music playing] 907 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,799 [Chris] Oh God. 908 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,593 I got that gorilla cum taste in my mouth. 909 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,927 Ugh. 910 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,262 Has Trina got any mints? 911 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,890 Hey, don't be going around digging in the car like that. Okay? 912 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,100 Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here. This is great. 913 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,228 What? What? If you gonna have a mint, I want a mint. 914 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,272 -[Chris] All right. -Let me get some! 915 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,191 You need it more than me. Your breath is so bad, 916 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,276 people look forward to your farts. [laughs] 917 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,362 Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache. 918 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,280 [laughing] 919 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:33,157 I don't even know what that smells like, but… 920 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,992 [Chris continues laughing] 921 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,952 You're very funny, man. 922 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,830 You're, like, way funny tonight. 923 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,500 [cackling] 924 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,004 Yeah, I'm boiling. 925 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,798 [low] Oh. 926 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,175 [saliva sounds] 927 00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:53,886 [high-pitched] Wanna stop and get some water or something? 928 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,096 [low pitched, echoed] Are we driving? 929 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,519 -[Bud] I mean, it's moving! -[Chris laughing] 930 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:03,604 ["Booty Whop" playing] 931 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,564 [looped laughter] 932 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,734 ♪ At the bar Six o'clock on the dot ♪ 933 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:10,903 ♪ The boy got me hot And it hit a sweet spot ♪ 934 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:13,656 ♪ And it goes ticktock Tock the tock tock ♪ 935 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,115 ♪ Tick the ticktock… ♪ 936 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,408 [Bud] I can't, I-- 937 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,661 ♪ Tick the ticktock ♪ 938 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,788 ♪ Ticktock tock the tock tock Tick the… ♪ 939 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:24,917 [horse neighing] 940 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,337 [Chris] Hello. 941 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,756 [clicking] 942 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:34,343 [Chris] Will you put this on your finger? 943 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,928 Sir, if you carry on doing that, 944 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,305 I will turn around and punch you in your goddamn face. 945 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:42,977 [Chris] Ooh! Electrolytes! 946 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,022 [Chris shouting] Maria! Maria! 947 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,440 Maria, where'd you go? 948 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,693 [vocalizes] 949 00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,194 They're on drugs! 950 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,780 I look perfectly normal. 951 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,115 I look great. 952 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,825 Yeah, motherfuckers, try to find me now. 953 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,244 [Chris] Wee, wee, wee! 954 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:01,370 [polar bear growls] 955 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:02,705 [woman laughs] 956 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,000 La-la-la, la-la-la! 957 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,459 [Chris] Whoo! 958 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:09,545 [Chris grunts] 959 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,171 Oh my God. 960 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,965 Snowball fight. 961 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:14,592 [Bud groans] 962 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:17,428 -[continues groaning] -Huh? 963 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,638 ♪ Booty whop, booty whop Really make your booty whop… ♪ 964 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:21,932 [Maria's echoed voice] Hey! 965 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,311 -Are you Maria? -No. 966 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,062 -You-- -My name is Will. 967 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,231 [both cackling] 968 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,109 ["Booty Whop" ends] 969 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:36,655 [birds chirping] 970 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,749 [Chris snores] 971 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,418 -Chris. -Huh? 972 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,254 Where are we? 973 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,799 Fuck, I got a headache, man. 974 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,384 What happened last night? 975 00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:00,095 -I don't even know. -[Chris groans] 976 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,181 I really gotta pee. 977 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,974 Ugh! 978 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,268 Ow! 979 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,064 [both scream] Fuck! 980 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,818 Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap? 981 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,363 -What did you do to us? -I didn't do anything to anybody. 982 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,656 I don't remember a thing. 983 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,449 I wouldn't put my dick connected to your dick. 984 00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,034 -Maybe if-- -Get your hands off my dick! 985 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,494 Sorry, just get up, get up. 986 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,080 -Let go of my-- -[Bud] Stop pulling my dick! 987 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:27,206 [both shout] 988 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,707 [Bud] We're gonna do this together. 989 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,127 Okay. I'm gonna go for it! [screams] 990 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,755 Look, there's a golfer over there. 991 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,758 -We can ask him to get us out of this. -He's not gonna fuckin' help us. 992 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,884 [Chris yells] Help! 993 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,971 [Chris] Help us! Please. 994 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,474 -We got stuck in this thing. -How'd you guys do this? 995 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:46,809 How do we get out of this? 996 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,229 Just, uh, relax your dick and try to pull it out again. 997 00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:52,398 [Bud screams] 998 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,734 Push them together. Walk together. Hold on. Hold on. 999 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,152 [Chris] Okay. Okay. 1000 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,987 And just, uh… 1001 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:01,490 -I have no idea what to fucking do. -[Chris whimpers] 1002 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,451 You need to cut that fucker in the middle. 1003 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,370 [Chris] Hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein! 1004 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,414 Get the fuck out! I'm gonna play golf! Go! 1005 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,373 You turned on us! 1006 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:11,542 Yes! Get the fuck out of here! Go! 1007 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,835 Before I hit-- You wanna-- 1008 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,670 -No, no, no, no, no, no! -Then go! 1009 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,714 -Okay, okay, okay, okay! -Get the fuck outta here! 1010 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,257 Okay, okay, okay, we're sorry! 1011 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,591 Cocksuckers. 1012 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:21,385 -[tugging] -[Chris yowls] 1013 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,513 [Chris] We'll go to a barber shop. They got scissors! 1014 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,099 [Chris] Sir, can you get our dicks out of this thing? 1015 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,976 [barber] No! I don't want that shit! 1016 00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:30,561 -[Chris] Hey. -I promise you, my nigga! 1017 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,272 -[Chris] Hey. You know what-- -Get the fuck out of here! 1018 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,356 [Chris] He's got a knife! 1019 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,234 -Get the fuck out! -[knife unsheathing] 1020 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,862 -[Chris] Help us! Help us! -[Bud yelping] 1021 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,447 [Chris] Oh, shit! 1022 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,615 [Chris] Okay. Okay. 1023 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,410 It's a Chinese finger trap. 1024 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,080 [soft Chinese music over radio] 1025 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:52,374 [indistinct conversation] 1026 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,292 [Chris yells] Help! 1027 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,794 -Somebody just come this way! -[both screaming] 1028 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,547 -Help us! -[Chris] Somebody help us! 1029 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:01,049 Somebody, help! Oh, my God! Somebody! 1030 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,093 Come this way, please! 1031 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,762 -[Bud] Would you-- -I dunno what to do. 1032 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,763 Okay. 1033 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,306 -It's do or die! -[both screaming] 1034 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,725 -[diners gasp] -[screaming] 1035 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:11,602 [Bud whimpering] 1036 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,938 -We're free! We're free! [laughs] -[Bud] Anybody got any ice? 1037 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,774 Can I borrow this water? 1038 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:17,983 I drunk out of this one. 1039 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,818 It don't even matter. I just wanna-- 1040 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,904 Well, it matters for-- Oh, Lord! 1041 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,865 [Bud] It's really hard to concentrate on food 1042 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,076 when your dick was just attached to another man's. 1043 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,329 [Chris] I don't know. I'm pretty hungry. 1044 00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:32,372 [Bud] All right, so you're about to see Maria. 1045 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,958 Do you know what you're gonna say to her once you see her? 1046 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,046 You know in the Boyz II Men video when the baritone dude breaks it down? 1047 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:39,963 Yes. 1048 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,840 And he's like, "Damn, girl. 1049 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,093 Ooh, I would suck a Skittle out of your bootyhole, girl." 1050 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,763 -That's not in any of the songs. -It's similar. 1051 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,598 -Question. -He was-- 1052 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:50,516 I have a question. 1053 00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:53,560 Can my friend try something on you real quick? 1054 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,271 -I just wanna see how you react to it. -Okay. 1055 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,107 I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl. 1056 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,192 Isn't that always the way? 1057 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:04,071 Mm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, 1058 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:09,034 "I love you. Let's make love under the sunset as--" 1059 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:10,202 You can do better than that. 1060 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,245 Let me make a suggestion. 1061 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,162 Yeah? 1062 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,665 Be more romantic and less sexual. At first. 1063 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:15,582 Okay. 1064 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:19,419 Let her know that the sun rises and sets in her beautiful face. 1065 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,337 Okay. 1066 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:21,588 Her eyes mesmerize you... 1067 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,673 Ooh. 1068 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,760 That's what I was saying to him before. That's the kind of stuff I was saying. 1069 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,011 Don't go with sexual at first. 1070 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:28,929 At first? 1071 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,097 Let her make the first move. 1072 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,351 One question. You keep saying "at first." When is the best time to, like… 1073 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:37,145 You say all the nice stuff and be like, "Now, it's sexual." 1074 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,939 Thirty minutes to an hour, at least. 1075 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,440 So this still on the first meeting. 1076 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,276 I'm a very sensual person, just not a slut. 1077 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,569 Same. 1078 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,238 I love sex, I've had sex with a lot of different… 1079 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:48,323 Genders and genres... 1080 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:49,491 Same. 1081 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,285 Genders and genres? God damn. 1082 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,289 ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 1083 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,835 [both singing] ♪ Travel down the road and back again ♪ 1084 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:06,049 ♪ Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant ♪ 1085 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:12,681 ♪ I'm not ashamed to say ♪ 1086 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:17,102 ♪ I hope it always will stay this way ♪ 1087 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:22,858 ♪ My hat is off Won't you stand up and take a bow ♪ 1088 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,573 ♪ And if you threw a party ♪ 1089 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,285 -♪ Invited everyone we knew ♪ -[engine struggles] 1090 00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:34,995 [Chris] Yeah, our battery died. 1091 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:38,332 Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making some crazy noises. 1092 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,125 [Chris] All right, start revving it. 1093 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,337 -[sizzling] -[muffled groans] 1094 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,215 [Chris grunts] 1095 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,467 What did you do to my friend? 1096 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,552 -I didn't do anything! -[Bud] You okay? 1097 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:54,389 -She revved the thing. I don't know. -You told me to do that. Don't play that. 1098 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,682 Why did you do that? 1099 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,894 You asked for a fucking jump. Don't play with me, motherfucker! 1100 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,319 ♪ If it's a car you lack ♪ 1101 00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:09,071 I'm coming to fuck y'all up! 1102 00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:11,239 [screams] 1103 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,997 ♪ Whatever you need Any time of the day or night ♪ 1104 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,877 ♪ I'm not ashamed to say… ♪ 1105 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,003 This is good. 1106 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,340 [gags] 1107 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,467 -[Chris] Right here? -Yeah. 1108 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:31,426 [belly growls] 1109 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,762 [Bud groaning] 1110 00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:34,972 Oh, it's starting. 1111 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,890 [farting] 1112 00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:41,561 -[splash] -[Bud bangs on door] Help! 1113 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,897 [woman] What happened? What happened? 1114 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,357 I'm stuck! 1115 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,068 I'm sinking. Shit! 1116 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,152 Okay. Come here. 1117 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:52,531 [Bud whimpering] 1118 00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,116 [Bud] Wait. Go get some butter. 1119 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,534 Butter me out this thing. 1120 00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:57,202 [both scream] 1121 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:00,664 [Bud screaming] Shit! 1122 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,791 [Bud grunting] 1123 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,418 Oh my God. 1124 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,378 Oh my God, what the fuck? 1125 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,255 [Bud screaming] 1126 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,177 ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 1127 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,932 ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 1128 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:22,477 [both vocalizing] 1129 00:50:24,938 --> 00:50:26,064 [Bud laughs] 1130 00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:31,945 [electronic beat] 1131 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,046 Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here? 1132 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,172 [man] I don't know them. 1133 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:52,966 Hey, brother, I'm looking for these dudes right here. 1134 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,427 They stole my car. Look at her. She beautiful. 1135 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:56,970 That's a colorful car, too. 1136 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,306 This is Bud right here. He's like this tall, 1137 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,850 real dark, real kind of chubby, look like a peanut. 1138 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,560 This dude right here, Chris, 1139 00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:06,438 got like a big nose, got that white boy nose but Black features. 1140 00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,355 [man] All right. 1141 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:10,192 Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts. You know what I'm saying? 1142 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,027 Y'all see these niggas right here? 1143 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,237 They stole my car. I'ma kill these niggas. 1144 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,655 Just like that. 1145 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,158 Just like fucking that. 1146 00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:20,494 Uh-uh. Now don't tear up in here, now! 1147 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,456 That girl, she coulda came in here 1148 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,124 -and just started blazing. -Exactly. 1149 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,626 Look what she wrote. 1150 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:31,421 "They stole my car, and I want it back, or I will kill them both." 1151 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,800 That's called a terrorist threat. You'll get locked up for that. 1152 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:37,844 -You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD? -[Bud] Snipes don't make music. 1153 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,888 [Chris] He made the Blade soundtrack. 1154 00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:42,682 -[Bud] No, he didn't. -[Chris] Yeah! And he got that song… 1155 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,606 [Bud] Where do you want to sit at? 1156 00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:51,608 -Is anybody sitting here? -[man] No. 1157 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:52,859 [Chris] No, okay. 1158 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,737 [woman 1] Crazy girl came in here and said she was gonna kill somebody. 1159 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,657 -[woman 2] Oh my God. -[woman 1] Isn't that them right there? 1160 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,700 Said she gonna kill 'em for stealing her car. 1161 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,953 What the fuck is that? 1162 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,038 [indistinct chatter] 1163 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,040 Oh, fuck. 1164 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:10,252 [woman] That's-- That's them! That's them! 1165 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,254 -[Bud] I gotta get out of here. -Wait. 1166 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,131 [woman] Told you. That girl wanna kill 'em. 1167 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,675 -Who put this up? -It was-- [speaks indistinctly] 1168 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,885 -[Chris] What'd she look like? -About 5'5". 1169 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:20,720 African American. 1170 00:52:21,429 --> 00:52:22,973 Whiter than you. I mean… 1171 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,308 light color. 1172 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,560 [Chris] That could be anybody. 1173 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,730 Y'all driving around in a hot pink car that say Bad Bitch. She gonna find y'all. 1174 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,983 I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that. 1175 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,944 -[woman] That say Bad Bitch on the back? -[others laughing] 1176 00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,320 [woman] She said you her brother. 1177 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:39,573 She said, "That's Bud. I'm killing him first!" 1178 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:42,075 -I don't think she's serious. -Gotta get the fuck outta here. 1179 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,119 She's a killer. That girl a killer. 1180 00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:47,414 She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face. 1181 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:48,498 That bitch'll kill you! 1182 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,292 -Stay! Bud, stay! -Fuck you, man. 1183 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,252 [Chris] Bud, please. We are almost to Maria, man. 1184 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,045 He's not a good friend, Bud. 1185 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,591 I told you, it's him! I don't forget nothing, baby. 1186 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,508 Eyes. 1187 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,010 [Chris] Fuck you. We're staying here. 1188 00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,469 We gotta take the car back. 1189 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,888 -No, we do not. -Oh, shit! 1190 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,973 -What I told you? Did I not tell you? -Listen to me. 1191 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:08,101 We are so close. We are staying here. 1192 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:10,228 These people don't know what they're talking about. 1193 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:13,773 The hell? Y'all say I'm lying? You just missed her. 1194 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:14,941 She seemed angry? 1195 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,776 Very angry! 1196 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,653 She's supposed to be in jail. 1197 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:20,280 Supposed to be in jail? 1198 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,116 She's supposed to be. That's why I don't know if it's her for sure. 1199 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,075 It's her. 1200 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,454 She said she gonna kill y'all, y'all stole her car. 1201 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,956 Don't come over here. Go. I don't wanna die with you. 1202 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,416 -No! -Go ahead off. 1203 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:32,751 No! 1204 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,502 Wait, I just need information! 1205 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,796 Get your ass from by me with your bullshit. 1206 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,923 Go ahead on, sir. 1207 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,758 I ain't gonna tell you shit. 1208 00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:41,176 Get your ass from by me. 1209 00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:43,803 Wait, wait, wait! Fuck! Bud! 1210 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,389 Fuck that! No, we got to take her car back now. 1211 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,225 -Get in the car. -We're so close to New York! 1212 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,976 -We're going back. -We're going to New York. 1213 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,353 -No. -Please! 1214 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,276 What the heck is happening? 1215 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,238 "I gotta take her car back." "I gotta take her car back." 1216 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,073 I said, "She's gonna kill you, nigga." 1217 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,909 Shit, I don't forget shit. I'm in security. 1218 00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:09,246 I went to school with the police. I don't forget shit. 1219 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:14,000 [indistinct conversations] 1220 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:19,256 You see these dudes? They come up in here? I know they love chicken. 1221 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,298 You just missed them! 1222 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,383 Motherfuckers was here? 1223 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,676 I was about to call you. 1224 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,345 Did anybody see which way these motherfuckers went? 1225 00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:29,391 They went that way! They got in the car and went that way! 1226 00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:30,642 I'm gonna fuck these niggas up! 1227 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:31,559 Go get 'em, girl! 1228 00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:35,105 -[Trina] Fuck those niggas up! -Go get 'em! Go get 'em! 1229 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:36,982 Bop bop! 1230 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:37,941 Oh, she's got a gun! 1231 00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:40,777 Oh shit! Let me get the fuck out of here! 1232 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:43,238 [man] That's a staple gun! That's just a staple gun. 1233 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,572 Are you sure? 1234 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,742 Jackie, you talk too much! You talkin' too much. 1235 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:48,785 Shiiiiiiiit. 1236 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,079 How the fuck did she get out of jail? 1237 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,665 We'll figure it out later. We gotta get to Maria! Please! 1238 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,709 No. We're going back to Florida right now. 1239 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,794 Trina's on our ass, and I can't do this shit. 1240 00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,462 -We gotta take the car back. -Bud! 1241 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,381 Stop living your life in fear of your sister! 1242 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,508 You know how crazy Trina is. Gonna fucking kill us. 1243 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,760 You need to stand up to your sister for once. 1244 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:06,928 We're going back to Florida. 1245 00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,096 -We're going to New York. -No! 1246 00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,931 Come on, I've gotta see Maria! 1247 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,142 -[tires screeching] -[both screaming] 1248 00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,984 -[crowd gasping] -[woman] Oh my God! 1249 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,403 [man 1] Are you good? You all right? 1250 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:25,655 [man 2] Oh, shit. 1251 00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,535 -[man 1] You all right? -[man 3] Shit. 1252 00:55:30,618 --> 00:55:32,996 -[glass clinking] -[Chris groaning] 1253 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,916 [woman] Y'all okay? Should I call 911? 1254 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,168 [Bud] Fuckin' asshole. 1255 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,422 [Chris] Uh… 1256 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,174 -Sit down. Sit down. -Uh… 1257 00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,592 Let's sit down. 1258 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,135 We gotta get to New York. 1259 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:49,262 -Let's sit down. -We're never getting to New York now. 1260 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,389 -Sit down. -What the fuck you did? 1261 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,017 Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it. 1262 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:57,479 We can get back on the road and we get to New York. 1263 00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:58,396 [Bud] New York? 1264 00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:03,651 You know something, man? You ain't a real friend. 1265 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,279 Real friends wouldn't do shit like this. 1266 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,615 You a idiot, man. I'm done. 1267 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,033 -You bitch. -I'm done with you. 1268 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:12,619 -Get the fuck away from me. -Hey, man. Come on, bro. 1269 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,330 -Chill out. Take a seat, man. -Yeah, take a seat, Bud. 1270 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,332 -You take a seat as well. -Listen to him. 1271 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,751 -Y'all need to talk this shit out. -Listen to him! 1272 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,252 Listen, you shut the fuck up. 1273 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,880 That's my sister's car! I told you this was gonna happen. 1274 00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,006 You ain't listen. 1275 00:56:26,007 --> 00:56:27,967 If we wait here for the police, we going to jail! 1276 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,511 -No! -That's a stolen car! 1277 00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:30,512 [gasps] 1278 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:31,930 [woman] Oh, what? 1279 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,141 All I'm gonna tell y'all is don't mention that shit. 1280 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,684 That's all I'm gonna say. 1281 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:37,769 They'll fucking nail you. 1282 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:39,729 Just don't even tell them that shit. 1283 00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:41,398 Hey, hey. 1284 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:45,360 Hey, man. Keep your-- Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro. 1285 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:47,153 -[Chris] Fucking kick you in the face. -Hey! 1286 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,613 What are you gonna do about it? 1287 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:51,032 That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser. 1288 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,867 All you do is make stupid-ass decisions. 1289 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,453 Hey, man, he got a concussion. He don't know what he's thinking. 1290 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:57,664 He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks! 1291 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:00,417 He probably is, but right now is not the time for that. 1292 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,793 -I'm done with you! -Chill out. 1293 00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:04,796 -Look at that shit. Look at it. -[Chris] It's your fault. 1294 00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:06,631 It is fucked up. You need to look at that. 1295 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:10,885 [everyone screams] 1296 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:11,970 [Bud] Shit, man! 1297 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,222 -This is all your fuckin' fault! -Fuck you! 1298 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:16,641 We gotta get back before this car blows up. 1299 00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,351 It don't matter whose fault it is. 1300 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,312 It's his fault for being a pussy and not standing up to his sister! 1301 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,273 Listen, that don't even matter right now, 1302 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,567 because that car explodes, we all dead, so let's get away. 1303 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:27,068 -Y'all can talk later. -I'm done. 1304 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,945 -Let's go. You are done. -I'm done! I'm done! 1305 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:30,655 I'm done with you too! 1306 00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:32,991 Yeah, exactly, walk away. 1307 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,577 I'll get to New York on my own! 1308 00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:38,496 [crying] I don't need any of you! Stupid fucking car. 1309 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,206 [man] Hey! Watch out for that gas, man! 1310 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,500 Listen, you gonna walk to your death if that-- 1311 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:43,793 You know what, man… 1312 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,921 I don't need him. I don't need anybody. 1313 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,174 I'll get to New York on my own. 1314 00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:51,885 Yeah, on my own! 1315 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:58,266 -What about you, Lexus? -[horn honks] 1316 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,476 Going to New York? 1317 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,144 Come on! 1318 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:04,731 [sighs] 1319 00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:07,817 [melancholy instrumental music plays] 1320 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,236 [Bud] All you do is think about yourself, man. 1321 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,744 Bud? 1322 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,580 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1323 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:24,292 -What? -I thought you were Bud, with the glasses. 1324 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,921 [emotional] You look like my best friend, Bud, and I miss him. 1325 00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,255 All right, sir. 1326 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,258 Bud? Oh. 1327 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,636 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1328 00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:36,095 I miss him. [sobs] 1329 00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:40,350 [sobs] 1330 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,937 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1331 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:44,854 Sup, bro? 1332 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:47,607 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1333 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,567 Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays. 1334 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:50,568 Yeah. 1335 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:53,571 [echoing] Bud! 1336 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,248 What wars are going on now? 1337 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:04,207 -What wars? -Yeah. 1338 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:06,626 We still got conflict in, of course, the Middle East. 1339 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,671 I just want to go over there because… 1340 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,423 I just wanna die. 1341 00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:17,178 -What's going on to make you say that? -I lost my best friend. 1342 00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:20,181 We got in a huge falling-out kind of fight. 1343 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,394 I'll go over to Afghanistan or Iraq, 1344 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:27,522 stand on the front lines, and then just bombs away. 1345 00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:29,399 I understand you're going through a hard time, 1346 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:31,192 but that's strong words saying you wanna die. 1347 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:35,947 I'll go to Vietnam or whatever, and I'll just get shot by everybody. 1348 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,657 I'll suck your dick if you kill me. 1349 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,201 -Get it together. Get it together. -Please. [sobbing] 1350 00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:41,744 Get it together. 1351 00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:44,831 Right now you're acting like a danger to yourself and to others. 1352 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,874 [sobbing] 1353 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,544 [sobs continue] 1354 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,046 [recruitment officer] Please stop. Stop. 1355 00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,340 You're okay, all right? 1356 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:58,845 Look, you're in a bad place right now. You've talked to me for five minutes, 1357 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,514 and you offered to suck my dick to kill you. 1358 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,182 -Yeah. -You know that's not right. 1359 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,934 -Right. -I get it, bro. 1360 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,853 -I've been in a bad place before. -Yeah. 1361 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,980 -You know, everybody has. -Yeah. 1362 01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:10,648 You just gotta get it together. 1363 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,109 Talk to your buddy, apologize, and you'll be fine. 1364 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:16,112 -Tell him how you feel, that you're sorry. -Yeah. 1365 01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:17,447 If he's really your friend, 1366 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,991 if you guys have been friends for as long as you have, 1367 01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:21,075 he's gonna forgive you. 1368 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,118 Yeah! God! 1369 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:23,786 Dude! 1370 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:28,750 [laughing] Can I hug you? Let's bring it in, brother! Thank you! 1371 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:31,085 I was kinda, like, out of it, man! 1372 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,047 Really, you brought me back. You brought me back. 1373 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,383 -Sir, I salute you. -You too, sir. 1374 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:38,676 And I salute your shorts. 1375 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,053 [Chris laughs] 1376 01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:41,971 -Have a good day. -Yeah! I'm gonna-- 1377 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,098 Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon. 1378 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,267 -Gotta go. -I should go. Thank you! Thank you! 1379 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,566 [inspirational music plays] 1380 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,221 Stop the-- 1381 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,516 -Stop the bus! Wait! -[inspirational music stops] 1382 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:29,727 Stop the fucking bus! [pounding on glass] 1383 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,771 [man] Man, stop the bus. Stop the bus! 1384 01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:33,856 [Chris yells] Can I just-- Hold that bus! 1385 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,608 -Please! Please! -[brakes hiss] 1386 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,527 Oh my God. I'm so sorry, thank you! 1387 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,196 Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. 1388 01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:43,950 I need to talk to my best friend. I can't let you guys go any further. 1389 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,412 Bud. [panting heavily] 1390 01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:48,871 Please. 1391 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,291 For the first time in my life, let me apologize. 1392 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,420 I am so, so, sorry, man. I'm shit. 1393 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,380 I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole. 1394 01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:59,132 -Okay. -Miss, I'm an asshole. 1395 01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,968 I suck shit out of assholes. 1396 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:04,178 That's what I am. I'm lower than that. 1397 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,763 And I'm sorry, man. 1398 01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,349 I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car. 1399 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,810 I'm sorry I took advantage of you. 1400 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:14,939 And I know you probably never wanna talk to me for the rest of your life, 1401 01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:20,069 but just know that this trip has been the adventure of a lifetime, 1402 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,573 and I'm so grateful I had you by my side, 1403 01:02:23,656 --> 01:02:25,742 and you're the best friend a guy could ask for. 1404 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:27,452 [woman] Aw. 1405 01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:32,790 So you think you could just chase a bus down, 1406 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:37,253 bang on the windows, jump on here, and just apologize like that, 1407 01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:40,631 and I'd just forgive you, and everything's all good? Huh? 1408 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:43,259 -I… I don't know. -You thought that was gonna work? 1409 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,012 -I-- [sighs] -Well, guess what. 1410 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,224 It did. [chuckles] 1411 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:52,769 That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me. 1412 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:54,937 Look man, you're my best friend, bro. 1413 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:57,398 [woman] Aw. So sweet! 1414 01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,026 Sorry. I'm sorry. [muffled chuckle] 1415 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:03,237 Look, if you wanna still make this trip to New York, I'm down. 1416 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,699 Don't fuck with me. I'm really vulnerable right now. 1417 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,993 -Are you being serious? -Forget my sister. 1418 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,745 Yes, you are going to see Maria. 1419 01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:12,371 [shrieks] Yes! 1420 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:14,373 New York City, here we come, baby! 1421 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,167 [passengers cheer] 1422 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,629 Yes! 1423 01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,589 We're going to New York! Yes! 1424 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,800 Yes! I'm coming for you! Let's go! 1425 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:26,135 Can I give you a hug? I love you, man. 1426 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:27,970 I don't know you, but I love you, man! 1427 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,515 Let's go! Take this bus to New York! 1428 01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:32,475 It, um… No! 1429 01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:35,478 -[man] Get the fuck off. -[woman] That was the craziest shit ever. 1430 01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:37,939 ["Knockout" playing] 1431 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:39,732 ♪ Gravy ♪ 1432 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,026 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1433 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:45,905 ♪ Hey, gravy train, nature boy Ric Flair, pop sh** ♪ 1434 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:49,200 ♪ Think I'm Randy Savage When I hit you with that drop kick… ♪ 1435 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,285 [Chris] Dude, this is awesome. 1436 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,038 Wow. 1437 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:58,960 [Bud] Wow. 1438 01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,086 We made it, man. 1439 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:03,923 Damn it, I left Maria's business card in the car. 1440 01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,675 -Seriously? -Damn it. 1441 01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:08,344 Uh, you know where the galleries are? 1442 01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:10,221 -That way. -That way? Thank you. 1443 01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:12,473 -[Bud] Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[Chris] Whoa, shit! Sorry. 1444 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,976 Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is? 1445 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,521 -I have no idea. -Maria Li? She's, like, half-Chinese. 1446 01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,772 I have no idea who that is. 1447 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,775 She's really sweet. She stuck up for me in high school. 1448 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:26,112 She's probably the hottest girl in New York City. You gotta know who she is. 1449 01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:29,156 -I don't-- I don't really know, uh-- -You're not from here? 1450 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:35,663 [Trina] Oh, I'm about to get these motherfuckers. 1451 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,668 Mm-mm-mm… 1452 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:49,552 [Bud] Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa. 1453 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,887 There it is, right there! 1454 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,516 [Bud] That's where your girl at, brother! 1455 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,810 I'm freaking out. I can't feel my throat, 1456 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,313 and my hands are disconnected from my body-- 1457 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,315 -Chris, calm-- calm down. Calm down. -Yeah. 1458 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,985 Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man? What you gonna do? 1459 01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:08,946 You're gonna go in there, be yourself, talk how you always talk, 1460 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:12,617 and she's gonna fall in love with you. You got this. Go get your girl! 1461 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,119 Okay. I got this. Thank you, Bud. [exhales sharply] 1462 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:17,163 Believe in yourself! 1463 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,290 Put some ChapStick on. 1464 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:23,336 I got this. I got this, I got this, I got this. 1465 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,589 You got your wristband? 1466 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,716 -No. Uh, wristband? -Yeah. 1467 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,844 -Maria just invited me from Florida. -That's crazy. 1468 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,971 Don't have a wristband on you, I don't have your name. 1469 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,765 -I don't need a wristband. I just-- -You do. 1470 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:38,726 You don't know what I've been through to get here. Can't be stopping me. 1471 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:42,021 You gotta let me in. Please. Please. 1472 01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:44,565 -No. No. -Please let me in, sir. 1473 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:47,151 -Take a walk, sir. -Please. You have to let me in. 1474 01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:49,153 -You're not on my list, sir. -Okay, okay, okay. 1475 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,408 [Chris groans] Come on! Come on, man! 1476 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,120 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 1477 01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,789 I just got two dollars. 1478 01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:01,374 -Go that way. -And, uh… 1479 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,834 -I got some Lincolns. -Put your money away. 1480 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,711 -Looks like one-- -Pick up your pennies. 1481 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,672 Two, four-- 1482 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:10,174 Man! Chill out, chill out, chill out. 1483 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:12,802 The woman I love is in there. Do you understand? 1484 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:13,719 Gonna be all right. 1485 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,346 -Have you ever been in love? -Yeah. 1486 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:18,432 -So you know what I'm going through. -That's not the way you do it. 1487 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,726 I sacrificed everything, my job, my money. 1488 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,187 I gave this guy the last two dollars and five cents. 1489 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,023 No. You need to find another way to talk to that lady. 1490 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,484 I'm telling you, man, from the bottom of my heart, 1491 01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:32,154 I've been waiting since I was a kid to tell her how I feel. 1492 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,033 So if you've ever been in love, you will let me through that door. 1493 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,955 [whispers] Can't believe I'm doing this. 1494 01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:42,081 You're letting me in? 1495 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:44,750 [laughs] Yes! Thank you, man! 1496 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,003 Yes, thank you! [chuckling] 1497 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,880 This is amazing, man! I owe you my life, dude! 1498 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:50,798 Go inside. 1499 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:53,009 Wow. 1500 01:06:57,596 --> 01:06:59,765 [electronic beat] 1501 01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:10,860 [Maria] Hi, you guys! 1502 01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:14,196 We wanna let you know there's an artist speaking at 3:45. 1503 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,114 -Okay. -Okay. 1504 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,742 -If you're able to stay, that'd be great. -Awesome. 1505 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,993 Yeah. Five, six, seven, eight… 1506 01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:23,497 Thank you guys so much for coming today. This is our second group show. 1507 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,876 Some of these artists sell at auction for millions of dollars, 1508 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,545 so we're very excited to have their work here today. 1509 01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:31,464 We really wanna hear what you guys think 1510 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,841 about this particular collection of artists 1511 01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:38,387 and of course Anthony's work, which is unbelievable. 1512 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:41,223 -I don't think you ever show anywhere. -[man speaks indistinctly] 1513 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,270 …you can't speak, 'cause you know some of my work. 1514 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,105 Well, I think it's a-- 1515 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,149 -Hi! -Hey, Maria. 1516 01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:51,609 -Oh my God. -Sorry. 1517 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,235 -Hi. -Hi. 1518 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,196 -What are you doing here? -How are you doing? 1519 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:57,907 -Do you wanna just talk for a second? -Yeah. 1520 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,034 Sorry, guys. Anthony is-- 1521 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,620 He can tell you all about his-- his experience. 1522 01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:05,122 -Sorry, I didn't know you were working. -[Maria] Of course. 1523 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:07,124 This is such a nice surprise. 1524 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,042 [Chris] Uh… 1525 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,002 Maria, I, um… 1526 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:14,965 I don't quite know the words to use right now. 1527 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:18,427 Uh… So I'm just gonna speak from the heart. 1528 01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:19,804 Okay. 1529 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:23,307 Maria, when you walked in my work the other day, 1530 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:24,975 I felt something special, 1531 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:29,271 and I knew right then and there that I would stop at nothing 1532 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,981 to be able to see you again. 1533 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,984 And, uh… trust me, 1534 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,569 this trip was not easy. 1535 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,780 I went through hell and high water to get here. 1536 01:08:37,863 --> 01:08:41,534 I experienced emotional and physical traumas I may… 1537 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,661 never recover from. 1538 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:46,038 But I would do it a million times over 1539 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,124 just to be able to tell you… 1540 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,584 Oh, uh… [chuckles softly] 1541 01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,671 Maria Li, I am crazy about you, 1542 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:57,842 and I want to start a new life with you. 1543 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:00,302 -[romantic music swelling] -[Maria chuckles] 1544 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:01,554 Chris! 1545 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,680 Oh my God. 1546 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,265 That is… 1547 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:07,143 -Thank you… -Yeah. 1548 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,060 …for that. 1549 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,437 -But no. -[music halts] 1550 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,606 No. 1551 01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:14,942 That's… 1552 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,318 That's crazy. 1553 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,404 [Maria laughs] 1554 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:22,199 This is just kind of out of left-field, and I'm at work, and-- 1555 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,618 -Yeah. -We don't really know each other. 1556 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:29,248 Listen, is it okay if-- if-- if we're just friends? 1557 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,208 -Uh… -[Maria] Um… 1558 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:34,795 -[tires squealing] -[people screaming] 1559 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,094 Oh my God. 1560 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:44,972 Motherfucker. 1561 01:09:45,055 --> 01:09:46,849 [Chris] Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait! 1562 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,642 -Hey, Trina, whoa! -Piece of shit! 1563 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,561 -[Trina roars] -[Chris shouts] 1564 01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:51,937 [Chris] Jesus! Stop! 1565 01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:54,815 -Stop! Stop! -[Trina growling] 1566 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,944 -[Chris] Please help me! -[Trina] Bitch! 1567 01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:02,031 [Trina] Where you running to? Where you running to, punk? 1568 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:04,116 [art smashing] 1569 01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:07,286 -[Trina shouts] -[Chris] Gosh! 1570 01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,205 [Maria] No, no, no. No! 1571 01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,122 [Chris] Please! 1572 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,459 -[crowd screaming] -[woman] Go! Call for help! 1573 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:15,419 [Chris shouts, squeals] 1574 01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:17,171 -[woman] Oh! -[man] Stop, enough! 1575 01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:18,088 [Trina growls] 1576 01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:20,925 [Chris screams] Everybody, I need you to move out of the way! 1577 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,927 [Trina] You lyin' skinny ho! 1578 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:25,262 [crowd gasping] 1579 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,222 Oh, fuck! 1580 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,015 Shit! Shit, shit, shit! 1581 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,476 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1582 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,186 [Chris grunts] 1583 01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:34,396 -[Chris muttering] -[Trina growls] 1584 01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,566 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Oh! 1585 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,235 No, no, no! No, no! 1586 01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:40,194 Oh, look… 1587 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:41,737 -Where's Bud? -Trina! 1588 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,948 You destroyed my car. Now I'm gonna destroy you! 1589 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:46,283 [groans, yelling] 1590 01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:49,411 [growls] You better tell me where the fuck Bud is! 1591 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,623 [Chris screaming] 1592 01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:54,250 -[Trina] Shut the fuck up! -Oh my God! 1593 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,710 -Oh my God! [screams] -[crowd gasps] 1594 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:59,546 [Chris screams] Help! Help, help! 1595 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,716 -[Chris wailing] -[Trina] Where the fuck is Bud? 1596 01:11:03,717 --> 01:11:06,512 The fuck y'all looking at? Mind your goddamn business! 1597 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:09,431 Oh my God, somebody needs to help him! 1598 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,100 How can I help him? 1599 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,726 Go stand under the damn thing! 1600 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,561 -I can't stand under him! -[Chris] Please! 1601 01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:18,857 -Talk her out of killing me! -No, I'm gonna let your bitchass go! 1602 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:22,319 -Ma'am! Please pull him up! -[Trina] No, I'm gonna drop his ass! 1603 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:25,656 Help me! The cops won't get here in time! 1604 01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:27,658 What the hell you do to her? 1605 01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,494 You better scale your ass back up that wall! 1606 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:31,787 [Chris] What? 1607 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,330 That nigga ain't worth it! 1608 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,041 -I'm from where you from. -You ain't from where I'm from. 1609 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,585 -Beating his ass ain't worth it! -I'm from the streets! 1610 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:41,505 If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that! 1611 01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:44,300 People from the street don't hang people from roofs. 1612 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:47,636 Can somebody else chime in too and give advice? 1613 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,639 No, don't-- don't let it happen. I know you got children, 1614 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,266 you got a family that loves you. 1615 01:11:52,349 --> 01:11:53,976 [Trina] I ain't got no goddamn kids. 1616 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,728 You got a family that loves you, though. 1617 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,397 My family don't love me. My family stole my shit. 1618 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,399 There's somebody that loves you. 1619 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,444 You better pray for this nigga 'cause I'm about to drop his ass. 1620 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,448 Lord, help us, help us right now. Lord help us. Please, Jesus, help us. 1621 01:12:07,531 --> 01:12:10,075 -[Chris whimpering] No, no, no. -[woman] Help, baby, please. 1622 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,201 [Bud] Put him down! 1623 01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:12,953 Bud! Is that you? 1624 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,330 [Bud] Yeah, it's me, friend. 1625 01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,832 -Trina, you heard me. I said put him down! -[Trina] What? 1626 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,251 -What the fuck did you just say to me? -You heard me. 1627 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,045 [Chris sobs] Kill me first, Trina. 1628 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:22,546 Bud's my brother. 1629 01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:25,549 I don't want to see him die. [groaning, grunts] 1630 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,969 Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus. 1631 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,513 What, you got some courage today? 1632 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,099 You looking at a new Bud Malone. 1633 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,185 That's right, this trip made me better! 1634 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:39,146 Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more. 1635 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,482 Well, you smell like shit! 1636 01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:43,275 That may be true. 1637 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,071 That's for a lot of reasons I don't feel like talking about now, 1638 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,490 but goddammit, I'm not scared of you. 1639 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,909 [Trina] Fuck you think you talking to, huh? 1640 01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,660 You gonna die today. 1641 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,829 Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker. 1642 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,081 I'm gonna live! 1643 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,210 You've bullied me, you've picked on me, and I'm done with it. 1644 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:03,962 You might be saying hi to Grandma, and not me. 1645 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,464 -What? -That's right! 1646 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,133 -You think you gonna fuck me up? -I'm gonna try! 1647 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,676 -Really, bitch? -Really! 1648 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,637 -Okay then. -Okay then. 1649 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,805 Let's go. 1650 01:13:15,599 --> 01:13:17,935 Give me some love, nigga. I'm so proud of you! 1651 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,479 I am proud of you. 1652 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:25,150 You been acting like a bitch for years! You finally stood up for yourself. 1653 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:28,320 I know I was hard on you growing you up, you know? 1654 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,155 It was hard for me to grow you. 1655 01:13:30,864 --> 01:13:33,534 But that's only 'cause I didn't want you to be no punk, man. 1656 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,035 Look at you. 1657 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,203 It fucking worked. 1658 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,872 I guess it did. 1659 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:41,542 -[woman gasps softly] -[Trina laughs] 1660 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:44,044 -Look at me, I'm a tough guy. -You a tough guy now. 1661 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,588 -I stood up to you. That's crazy. -You stood up to me. 1662 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,298 -And I forgive you, man. -Thank you. 1663 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:49,675 I didn't think you would. 1664 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,968 -That's it. -[both grunting] 1665 01:13:51,051 --> 01:13:52,136 [gasping] 1666 01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:54,763 What the hell was that for? 1667 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,348 You did steal my car. 1668 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,977 -Yeah, that's fair. -All right, bro. 1669 01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,479 I'm proud of you, man. 1670 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,106 I'm real proud of you. 1671 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:06,608 [laughs] I'll catch you in the wind, nigga. 1672 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:10,654 I wasn't ready for this. I was ready to eat. 1673 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:14,450 I wasn't ready to be Samuel L. Jackson in The Negotiator. 1674 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,871 [glass shards clinking] 1675 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:22,749 Hey, Maria. 1676 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:28,297 I realize, in hindsight, this was all a little crazy. 1677 01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:31,967 And I was bummed out 'cause I thought we were soul mates, 1678 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,636 but it turns out that I do have a soul mate. 1679 01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:36,722 My best friend, Bud. 1680 01:14:37,347 --> 01:14:39,349 Like, the guy saved my life. [chuckles] 1681 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,604 -So anyway, I mulled it over-- -[shrieks] Get the fuck out of here! 1682 01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,938 Get out! 1683 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,149 Look at my gallery! 1684 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,401 Look at what you did! 1685 01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,445 -Assholes! -[Chris] Let's go! 1686 01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,071 [Maria] Get the fuck outta here! 1687 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,907 -[Chris] Let's go. -[Maria] Now! 1688 01:14:55,407 --> 01:14:56,867 -Nice to meet you. -Yeah, okay. 1689 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,952 -Get the fuck out! -All right. 1690 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:01,747 [sighing] 1691 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,999 [Maria sobs] 1692 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:07,669 -It's okay. -[muffled sobs] 1693 01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:08,962 Thank you. 1694 01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:11,048 Cry, that's what you need. 1695 01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:11,965 Thank you. 1696 01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,258 Cry, and it's fine. 1697 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,677 When you cry, you feel better. 1698 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,140 [Bud] I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip. 1699 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,935 I'm about to do so much. I'm about to do it big, now. Know what I mean? 1700 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:25,854 I'm gonna dress better. Can't keep wearing these big ass jeans. 1701 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:28,440 [chuckling] Bud, I owe you, man. 1702 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:32,444 No, honestly, you do so much for me. It's time I do something nice for you, 1703 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,031 and I think I figured out a way to finally make your dreams come true. 1704 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:41,328 [Verdi's "La Traviata: Drinking Song"] 1705 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,728 [Bud] Wow, I can't believe this, man. This is great! 1706 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,605 My dream finally came true, huh? 1707 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:11,108 -Is this gonna work, though? I mean… -I think, so far so good. 1708 01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,235 Yeah? What do I do? Should I just-- 1709 01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:16,196 We just gotta have fun, blend in. Change your voice a bit if you can. 1710 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,406 -Okay. -Let's do it. 1711 01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:19,408 -Gonna think white thoughts. -Think white thoughts. 1712 01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:21,785 -[Chris] Think white thoughts. -[big band music plays] 1713 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,288 [Chris] Hi. 1714 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:27,749 Uh, I'm going to yoga and, uh, golf later. 1715 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:29,126 Yeah? 1716 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:32,838 And, uh, I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly, 1717 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,507 uh, do a TED Talk later. 1718 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,550 -Cool. -Great. 1719 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,177 -How you doing? -Good, how are you? 1720 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,305 I just got my lips done. 1721 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:43,056 I think you look beautiful tonight. 1722 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,057 [Bud] Mmm. 1723 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,435 [Chris] Do you know if, uh, Dow Jones is here? 1724 01:16:46,893 --> 01:16:50,314 Mmm. [moans, chuckles] 1725 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:51,648 Get your own, okay? 1726 01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,483 Let's Lady and the Tramp it. 1727 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,903 I'm looking for a sugar daddy. 1728 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,113 I'm not interested. 1729 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,700 Dude, I got to hand it to you, man. White Chicks totally works in real life. 1730 01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:03,869 I think we found our third link. 1731 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,704 -I'm Kitty. -Kitty! 1732 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,956 To Kitty! Meow meow. 1733 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,374 Are you a white chick? 1734 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,460 -[nervous chuckle] -[Chris and Bud laughing] 1735 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,130 -I was penetrated by a gorilla. -[Kitty] Oh! 1736 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,340 [Chris cackles] 1737 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,633 Isn't this party fun? 1738 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,343 Being all different types of-- [grunts] 1739 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:20,594 [Chris] What the hell, dude? 1740 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:21,887 Mm-hmm. 1741 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,388 Trina, is that you? 1742 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:26,933 -What up? -Oh! Yeah, Trina! 1743 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,687 Since I'm on the run, I figured I might as well go with this look, 1744 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:31,855 take it down to Mexico, 1745 01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,940 and start life all over again as a white man. 1746 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:37,194 -How's it feel so far, being a white man? -Cooler than a motherfucker. 1747 01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:39,863 I'm living my best motherfucking life. You know what I'm saying? 1748 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,325 I got to walk right in this motherfucker. Didn't nobody stop me from shit. 1749 01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:44,534 Let me grab your pussy. 1750 01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:45,577 [Chris and Bud laughing] 1751 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,247 Yeah. I'm sick of this boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit. 1752 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,749 -I'll be back. -Okay. 1753 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:54,378 -Anybody tell you you look like a turtle? -Whatever. 1754 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:56,463 [classical music playing] 1755 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,425 Hey, I need you to leave. 1756 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:03,261 I need you to get the fuck out of here. 1757 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,846 Cut this music off. 1758 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:07,015 -[Trina] Go. -[waltz music stops] 1759 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,018 I said get the fuck off the stage. This is my party. 1760 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,646 All right, come on, bitches. Let's do this! 1761 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:16,149 -["Party Up (Up in Here)" plays] -Oh, yeah! 1762 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:18,443 -We gotta do it, man! -♪ Ungh ♪ 1763 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:21,113 [Bud] I hope these motherfuckers ready! Turn it up! 1764 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,448 ♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪ 1765 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,701 ♪ Up in here, up in here ♪ 1766 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,744 ♪ Y'all gon' make me go all out ♪ 1767 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,539 ♪ Up in here, up in here ♪ 1768 01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:33,083 ♪ Y'all gon' make me act a fool ♪ 1769 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,335 ♪ Up in here, up in here! ♪ 1770 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:37,587 ♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my cool ♪ 1771 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,756 ♪ Up in here, up in here… ♪ 1772 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,633 -[Bud] Go! Go! Go! -[cheering] 1773 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:44,886 -Go! Go! Go! -[Chris and Bud] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1774 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:48,223 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1775 01:18:48,306 --> 01:18:49,474 [vocalizing] 1776 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:50,809 [Bud] Here we go, nigga! 1777 01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:53,520 Nigga, nigga, nigga! Come on, nigga! 1778 01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:55,564 [Bud scatting, vocalizing] 1779 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:01,403 ♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪ 1780 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,864 ♪ Up in here, up in here… ♪ 1781 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,199 Get off me! 1782 01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:09,703 [Bud] Motherfuckers! 1783 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,665 [Bud and Chris whooping] 1784 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,545 Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera. 1785 01:19:18,628 --> 01:19:19,671 [film crew whooping] 1786 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:24,301 Are you fucking kidding me? I thought I needed to help somebody! 1787 01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:27,888 See that box right there? There's a camera guy in there. 1788 01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:30,807 -Your throw up is nasty, man. -Yeah, it's gross. 1789 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:32,726 Hey, Adam, Adam. Wave to the people, Adam. 1790 01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:34,102 Wave to them. Say hi. 1791 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:35,729 [woman laughing] 1792 01:19:35,812 --> 01:19:38,190 You were gonna-- My God! 1793 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,901 You guys know you wrong for that, seriously. 1794 01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:43,236 Man, y'all is playing! This the worst! 1795 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,782 [Eric] Hold onto that. Hold that for our camera right there. 1796 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:51,745 -Oh my God! I still don't see it. -[indistinct chatter] 1797 01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:53,789 What did you think was up with the vacuum? 1798 01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,916 I was like, "Oh shit!" 1799 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502 -Here's your-- -I got pranked! 1800 01:19:58,585 --> 01:19:59,878 Oh God. 1801 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:00,796 Scalpel. 1802 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,839 How many fingers can you fit in there? 1803 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,592 -I think we gotta go in the hole-- -Get the fuck out. 1804 01:20:05,675 --> 01:20:07,511 No, you gotta knot it up and put it in. 1805 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:09,262 I trust you, but I do not trust him. 1806 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,472 Sorry, man. 1807 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:13,934 Five second rule, right? 1808 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,228 What about driving like this? 1809 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,772 [laughing] 1810 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,274 [film crew laughing] 1811 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:23,193 [Eric] Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 1812 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:24,778 And action. 1813 01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,364 [plumber] What the fuck? 1814 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:30,700 That was amazing. 1815 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,119 He's like, "I'm a plumber." [chuckles] 1816 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:36,414 -[crashing] -Whoa! 1817 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,624 -Shit! -[Chris] Who are you? 1818 01:20:37,707 --> 01:20:38,708 What the fuck? 1819 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,753 -What time is it? What time is it? -[man laughs] 1820 01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:44,381 -[crashing] -Oh! 1821 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,467 What the hell? 1822 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:50,011 I need my clothes. I'm late for work. Excuse me! Excuse me! 1823 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:52,305 What the fuck is going on right now? 1824 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,348 Hey! 1825 01:20:53,431 --> 01:20:55,767 [film crew whooping] 1826 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,607 [cleaner] Stop! Stop! 1827 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,318 All right, Eric. Let's, uh, test the rig. 1828 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,279 [man] Yeah, squeeze it. 1829 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:10,073 [Eric] The safe word is popcorn, right, if somebody attacks me? 1830 01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:13,410 [groaning] Uh, excuse me, where's the bathroom? [farts] 1831 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:16,746 Oh, God. I thought that was the urinal. 1832 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:19,749 I will tell you something right now. I don't care where you piss, 1833 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,586 but get away from me, okay? 'Cause I don't want to smell your piss. 1834 01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:25,422 I'll shower and play pool with you if you want. 1835 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,341 I guess you don't understand. 1836 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,970 Okay. All right. Goosebumps or whatever-- [laughs] 1837 01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,471 [Eric] Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn! 1838 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:37,767 [shrill, out of tune recorder] 1839 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:43,273 You got, like, the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life. 1840 01:21:43,356 --> 01:21:45,817 You just look like an artist that never sells his paintings. 1841 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:46,735 I love it. 1842 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,989 Just keep all that art to yourself. Don't make a dime. 1843 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,116 Your girlfriend left 'cause you don't pay rent 1844 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:55,285 because you won't sell any of your pieces. 1845 01:21:55,785 --> 01:21:57,829 That's the beard you've got. You look amazing. 1846 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,372 That's so specific. 1847 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,417 -Hey, I'm Chris Carey. Nice to meet you. -Hi. 1848 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,754 -A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud. -[pop] 1849 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,298 -[Chris] To the birthday boy! -[Bud] What are you doing? 1850 01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:10,342 -Do you guys wanna hit this? -I do not, thank you. 1851 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:13,261 -[tires screeching] -[Bud] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1852 01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:20,602 You're in a movie! [laughs] 1853 01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,020 [man] What were you thinking? 1854 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,772 I was thinking somebody was coming after him, 1855 01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:25,315 and they was gonna come after me. 1856 01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:27,359 I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table." 1857 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:28,568 [crew laughing] 1858 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,781 I'm, uh, just a typical white chick. 1859 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:36,493 [man on radio] Got the number and name of a honky-tonk bar. 1860 01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:39,079 You scared the shit out of me, dude. 1861 01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:41,623 [director] Make sure it reads as, like, face-fucking. 1862 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:42,791 -[groaning] -Yeah. 1863 01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,168 And Adam, look around to me. Like, whip your head around. 1864 01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:47,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. 1865 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,550 Yeah, just, like, fuck his face while you're making eye contact. Like… 1866 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,178 Like, you're just, like… Like, "Who's next?" 1867 01:22:55,261 --> 01:22:58,306 [cheers and applause] 1868 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,480 I had no idea you all was shooting a movie! 1869 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:09,609 I ought to beat your butt! Oh my God! 1870 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:10,944 Hey, man. You're a hero. 1871 01:23:11,027 --> 01:23:13,279 I was just trying to make sure everything was… 1872 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,364 You're a goddamned hero. 1873 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:16,700 Thanks for doing the movie, buddy. 1874 01:23:16,783 --> 01:23:19,786 They should probably put a towel over this when we ain't filming. 1875 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,162 It's a buddy film. 1876 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,331 -[Eric] Thank you, folks! -Hey! 1877 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,334 -[Tiffany] Hey, girl, you were so good! -Thank you. 1878 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:29,838 -[Tiffany] You're an angel! -I didn't know what to do! 1879 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,381 [Tiffany] You was doing a good job! 1880 01:23:31,464 --> 01:23:34,175 But y'all just standing there. Y'all wasn't tryin' to help or nothin'! 1881 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,678 Y'all scared as hell. Y'all just standing there like… 1882 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:38,930 [cackling] I know. 1883 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,099 -[woman] You ain't right! -You ain't right. 1884 01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,810 [Tiffany] You were gonna let me kill this Black man! 1885 01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:46,354 I always wanted to talk to her, you know-- 1886 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,440 [Chris] Oh my God! Oh shit! 1887 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:50,108 What the fuck! 1888 01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:51,943 What the fuck! 1889 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,737 What happened? 1890 01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:56,740 What in the fuck happened? 1891 01:23:57,490 --> 01:23:58,450 What did you do? 1892 01:23:58,533 --> 01:23:59,451 You're naked, man. 1893 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,952 Hey, Craig! 1894 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,328 Selling it, woman! 1895 01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,622 You're selling it! 1896 01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,583 That is awesome! 1897 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,877 -That blew my mind. -[film crew laughing] 1898 01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:12,088 [man] Car's out there. 1899 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:14,632 [Eric] Good job, guys! 1900 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:17,927 I just saw this girl, like, snatch a door off a cop car. 1901 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,972 And I was wondering, like, "She strong!" 1902 01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:24,684 That's wrong. You better get my good side, too. 1903 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:28,730 Did you think I was just, like-- Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic? 1904 01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:31,858 -I thought you were fucked up! -[crew laughing] 1905 01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:32,776 Three. 1906 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,322 Four. 1907 01:24:38,698 --> 01:24:40,158 [squealing laughter]