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<i><b>ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN</b></i>
<i><b>THE "GOAT" MR. DAVE CHAPPELLE.</b></i>

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<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE:</b>
<b>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.</b>

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<b>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.</b>
<b>EVERYONE HAVE A SEAT AND RELAX.</b>

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<b>TOMORROW WILL BE A VERY</b>
<b>SIGNIFICANT NIGHT IN COMEDY.</b>

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<b>I AM VERY SURPRISED TO</b>
<b>GET THIS AWARD THIS YOUNG,</b>

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<b>BUT I PROMISE YOU I DESERVE IT.</b>

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<b>. </b>

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<b>MAN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA</b>
<b>WHAT THIS JOB IS LIKE.</b>

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<b>I GREW UP WATCHING THE</b>
<b>BEST SHIT TALKERS THIS WORLD</b>

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<b>HAS EVER SEEN.</b>

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<b>EVERY OPINION IN THIS COUNTRY,</b>

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<b>HAS A COMEDIAN THAT</b>
<b>REPS YOUR POINT OF VIEW.</b>

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<b>BUT GOD DAMN IT,</b>

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<b>I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A</b>
<b>COUNTRY WITH A BRITTLE SPIRIT.</b>

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<b>I WANT TO LIVE AMONGST SOLDIERS.</b>

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<b>.</b>

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<b></b>

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<b>MAN: HOW ARE YOU SO YOUNG</b>
<b>GETTING THIS AWARD?</b>

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<b>DAVE: WELL, IT</b>
<b>TOOK ME 32 YEARS, CHAMP.</b>

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<b>ALRIGHT, NOW.</b>

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<b>ALRIGHT, BE WELL GUYS.</b>

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<b>SAVAGES!</b>

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<b>I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT GOES.</b>

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<b>HEY, HEY.</b>

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<b>IT'S VERY RARE THAT YOU</b>
<b>GET TO GET TOGETHER WITH</b>

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<b>EVERYBODY AND NOTHING'S WRONG.</b>

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<b>I'M APPRECIATING THAT</b>
<b>ASPECT OF IT IMMENSELY.</b>

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<b>WOMAN: YOU NERVOUS AT ALL?</b>

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<b>DAVE: TO GET A PRIZE, NO.</b>

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<b>I AM GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY</b>
<b>ARTISTIC GENIUS TONIGHT AND</b>

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<b>AN AUDIENCE THAT HAS A</b>
<b>HIGHER APPRECIATION FOR THE</b>

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<b>ARTS THAN MOST AT</b>
<b>THE KENNEDY CENTER.</b>

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<b>THIS DOESN'T CONSTITUTE</b>
<b>HIGH PRESSURE, HERE.</b>

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<b>SO MANY PEOPLE</b>
<b>DESERVE THESE MOMENTS...</b>

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<b>MAN: IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.</b>
<b>THANK YOU, MAN.</b>

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<b>MAN 2: YOU THE MAN, DAVE!</b>

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<b>DAVE: SO FEW PEOPLE GET THEM.</b>

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<b>ANY REASON FOR ALL OF US TO</b>
<b>BE TOGETHER IS FINE FOR ME.</b>

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<b>SHOULD I WEAR THE GRILLZ OR...</b>

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<b></b>

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<b>FREEMAN: DEARLY BELOVED...</b>

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<b>WE ARE GATHERED HERE</b>
<b>TODAY TO GET THROUGH THIS</b>

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<b>LIFETIME PRIZE CALLED TWAIN AND</b>
<b>CELEBRATE A LEGEND NAMED DAVE.</b>

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<b>ELECTRIC WORD "LEGEND"... </b>

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<b>IT MEANS YOU'RE</b>
<b>REMEMBERED FOREVER AND</b>

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<b>THAT'S A MIGHTY LONG TIME.</b>

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<b>BUT I'M HERE TO TELL</b>
<b>YOU THAT TONIGHT IS MORE</b>

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<b>THAN A CELEBRATION OF</b>
<b>WHAT THIS LEGEND HAS DONE,</b>

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<b>IT IS TO REJOICE IN</b>
<b>WHAT HE IS DOING AND</b>

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<b>TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, FOR DAVE,</b>
<b>THE BEST IS YET TO COME.</b>

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<b>AND NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS.</b>
<b>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.</b>

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<b>IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS</b>
<b>OF MARK TWAIN...</b>

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<b>LET'S GO FUCKIN' CRAZY!</b>

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<b>FROM DAVE'S ALMA MATER,</b>

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<b>THE DUKE ELLINGTON SCHOOL</b>
<b>OF THE ARTS SHOW BAND!</b>

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<b>♪  ♪</b>

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<b>MAN: YES, IT IS.</b>

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<b>♪ ♪</b>

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<i><b> ♪ MAN: YO! ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE</b></i>
<i><b> THE WORLD YOU'RE LIVING IN ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ AT LEAST YOU GOT FRIENDS ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ YOU SEE I</b></i>
<i><b> CALLED MY OLD LADY ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ FOR A FRIENDLY WORD ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ SHE PICKED UP THE PHONE</b></i>
<i><b> DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ "AH, AH" IS ALL I HEARD ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ ARE WE GONNA LET THE</b></i>
<i><b> ELEVATOR BRING US DOWN? ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ OH, NO LET'S GO! ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ OH, LET'S GO ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ LET'S GO CRAZY</b></i>
<i><b> LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪</b></i>

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<i><b> ♪ LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪</b></i>

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<b>♪ ♪</b>

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<b>FREEMAN: AND NOW, THE 22ND</b>
<b>RECIPIENT OF THE KENNEDY CENTER</b>

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<b>MARK TWAIN PRIZE</b>
<b>FOR AMERICAN HUMOR,</b>

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<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE!</b>

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<b>♪ ♪</b>

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<b> ♪  ♪</b>

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<b>TIFFANY HADDISH: HEY YA'LL.</b>

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<b>HEY YA'LL, MY NAME</b>
<b>IS TIFFANY HADDISH.</b>

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<b>THIS IS WHERE YOU</b>
<b>GUYS SHOULD APPLAUD</b>

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<b>AND GO CRAZY.</b>

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<b>I'LL WAIT.</b>

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<b>.</b>

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<b>DAVE, I SEE WHY YOU WEAR</b>
<b>THESE THE ARE SO COMFORTABLE!</b>

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<b>LOOK, LOOK AT THIS ROOM Y'ALL,</b>
<b>LOOK AT THIS ROOM. </b>

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<b>LOOK AT THE PEOPLE WE</b>
<b>GOT HERE AT THIS PARTY.</b>

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<b>YES!</b>

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<b>COMEDIANS, ACTORS AND MUSICIANS</b>
<b>ARE ALL HERE FOR ONE MAN. </b>

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<b>WE'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE DAVE</b>
<b>BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER IN A WAY</b>

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<b>THAT MAYBE NO ONE ELSE</b>
<b>IN THE WORLD CAN.</b>

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<b>I MET DAVE OVER 20 YEARS AGO AND</b>
<b>WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE.</b>

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<b>DAVE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY</b>
<b>MENTOR, MY BIG BROTHER.</b>

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<b>AND UH, EVERY TIME I</b>
<b>STEP ON STAGE, EVERY TIME,</b>

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<b>I THINK OF YOU CAUSE, UM,</b>
<b>I ALWAYS WANNA MAKE YOU PROUD</b>

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<b>BECAUSE YOU THE "GOAT" YOU KNOW,</b>
<b>YOU THE GREATEST.</b>

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<b>WHAT I LOVE ABOUT</b>
<b>DAVE IS HIS SPONTANEITY.</b>

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<b>OH, MY FAVORITE STORY</b>
<b>WITH DAVE WAS ON CHRISTMAS.</b>

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<b>ONE YEAR AFTER I FINISHED</b>
<b>FEEDING THE HOMELESS AT</b>

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<b>THE LAUGH FACTORY...</b>

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<b>I DO THAT EVERY YEAR</b>
<b>BECAUSE I NEVER FORGET WHERE</b>

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<b>I CAME FROM...</b>

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<b>NOT THE LAUGH FACTORY,</b>
<b>HOMELESS, HOMELESS.</b>

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<b>DAVE CALLED ME TO MEET HIM</b>
<b>FOR DRINKS AND WHEN I ARRIVED,</b>

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<b>I SEE HIM THERE WITH</b>
<b>MARLON WAYANS AND I WAS LIKE,</b>

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<b>"WHAT ARE YA'LL</b>
<b>FATHERS DOING HERE ON CHRISTMAS?</b>

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<b>SHOULDN'T Y'ALL</b>
<b>BE WITH Y'ALL KIDS?"</b>

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<b>AND DAVE SAID,</b>

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<b>"WHO ARE YOU, SCROOGE?</b>
<b>BITCH, HAVE A DRINK!"</b>

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<b>SO WE LAUGHED AND</b>
<b>JOKED TIL ABOUT 1:00 A.M.</b>

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<b>AND THEN DAVE WAS LIKE,</b>
<b>"Y'ALL WANNA GO BOWLING?"</b>

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<b>AND WE WERE LIKE,</b>

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<b>"AIN'T NOBODY, AIN'T</b>
<b>NO BOWLING ALLEY OPEN ON</b>

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<b>CHRISTMAS THIS LATE!</b>

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<b>LIKE, WHAT, WHAT</b>
<b>YOU TALKIN' BOUT?"</b>

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<b>HE STARTED LAUGHING, HE SAID,</b>

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<b>UH, "DO YOU REALIZE</b>
<b>I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE?"</b>

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<b>HE MADE A PHONE CALL</b>
<b>AND THEN WE JUMPED IN HIS SUV</b>

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<b>AND THEN</b>
<b>WE STARTED GOING UP THIS HILL</b>

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<b>AND THEN WE PULLED</b>
<b>UP TO THESE HUGE GATES.</b>

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<b>I MEAN, HUGE. </b>

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<b>I WAS LIKE, "ARE WE FINNA</b>
<b>BE BOWLING AT JURASSIC PARK?"</b>

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<b>WE GET OUT THE CAR,</b>

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<b>GO TO THE DOOR AND</b>
<b>GUESS WHO OPENED THE DOOR,</b>

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<b>GUESS WHO OPENED IT?</b>

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<b>I SAID, "GUESS" BITCH, GUESS.</b>

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<b>EDDIE MURPHY OPENED THE DOOR!</b>

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<b>WE WAS AT EDDIE MURPHY HOUSE!</b>

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<b>WE WAS AT EDDIE MURPHY</b>
<b>HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE...</b>

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<b>AND DAVE WAS LIKE, "CALM DOWN,</b>
<b>CALM YOUR ASS DOWN,</b>

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<b>WE'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT."</b>

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<b>I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I</b>
<b>CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AXEL FOLEY,</b>

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<b>GOT A BOWLING ALLEY!"</b>

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<b>WE MUST'VE TALKED AND LAUGHED</b>
<b>AND SHARED STORIES FOR HOURS.</b>

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<b>AND THAT'S THE</b>
<b>KIND OF GUY DAVE IS.</b>

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<b>HE'S SPONTANEOUS</b>
<b>AND HE'S MAGICAL AND</b>

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<b>HE'S A HORRIBLE BOWLER.</b>

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<b>PAUL: HI, I'M PAUL PELOSI.</b>

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<b>TIFFANY: I'M TIFFANY HADDISH.</b>
<b>NICE TO MEET YOU.</b>

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<b>PAUL: WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!</b>

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<b>MY WIFE NANCY.</b>

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<b>TIFFANY: HEY NANCY.</b>

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<b>SPEAKER PELOSI:</b>
<b>HEY, YOU WERE GREAT!</b>

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<b>TIFFANY: THANK YOU SO MUCH!</b>

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<b>(INAUDIBLE).</b>

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<b>SPEAKER PELOSI: YEAH, WE</b>
<b>WERE MOVING WITH YA, BABE!</b>

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<b>DAVE: I GOT THE FIRST</b>
<b>SHOW, EVER, AT THIS CLUB.</b>

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<b>CHRIS: WHAT?</b>

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<b>DAVE: THAT WAS IN '92.</b>

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<b>TIME FLIES, MAN.</b>

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<b>CHRIS: YEAH, MAN.</b>
<b>TIME AIN'T NO JOKE.</b>

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<i><b> ANNOUNCER: GOOD EVENING</b></i>
<i><b>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME</b></i>

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<i><b> TO THE D.C. IMPROV!</b></i>

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<b>DAVE: AIN'T NO SMOKIN</b>
<b>IN HERE MOTHERFUCKER!</b>

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<b>TONY: HEY MAN, YOU KNOW</b>
<b>HOW WE DO IT.</b>

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<b>IT'S DAVE'S NIGHT,</b>
<b>IT'S DAVE'S WEEKEND. ALRIGHT!</b>

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<b>CHRIS: DAVE, YOU THE MAN.</b>

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<b>YOU BRING OUT EVERYBODY!</b>

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<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE, HE GOT</b>
<b>THE MARK TWAIN AWARD.</b>

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<b>GIVE IT UP FOR</b>
<b>DAVE GETTING THE</b>

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<b>MARK... TWAIN... AWARD.</b>

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<b>MAKING HIMSELF A</b>
<b>WHOLE BUNCH OF DAMN...</b>

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<b>YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAKING A</b>
<b>BUNCH OF MONEY WHEN YOU GET A</b>

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<b>MARK TWAIN AWARD.</b>

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<b>I JUST BARELY KNOW</b>
<b>WHO MARK TWAIN ASS IS.</b>

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<b>DAVE: MAN, I CANNOT TELL</b>
<b>YOU WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GET AN</b>

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<b>HONOR LIKE THIS IN THIS</b>
<b>VERY CITY I STARTED FROM.</b>

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<b>IN FACT, LITTLE</b>
<b>TRIVIA FOR YOU...</b>

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<b>THE FIRST SHOW, IN THIS</b>
<b>VERY ROOM, I WAS THE FIRST</b>

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<b>COMEDIAN ON STAGE.</b>

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<b>IT WAS ME, A GUY</b>
<b>NAMED BRIAN REGAN AND</b>

184
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:27,044
<b>SOME DYKE NAMED ELLEN DEGENERES.</b>

185
00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:34,142
<b>WE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GAY</b>
<b>BACK THEN, WE WERE ALL TRYING</b>

186
00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:36,354
<b>TO GET SOME PUSSY.</b>

187
00:10:37,148 --> 00:10:40,028
<b>OH, I'M SORRY I THOUGHT</b>
<b>THIS WAS A COMEDY CLUB.</b>

188
00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:45,497
<b>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.</b>
<b>THIS MIGHT BE AMERICA'S LAST</b>

189
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<b>SAFE PLACE TO SAY</b>
<b>WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE SAYING</b>

190
00:10:48,921 --> 00:10:51,217
<b>AND LAUGH AT WHAT</b>
<b>YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING.</b>

191
00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:55,142
<b>THIS IS SACRED GROUND.</b>

192
00:10:58,023 --> 00:11:01,029
<b>LIVE COMEDY IS THE MOST</b>
<b>INCREDIBLE THING IN THE</b>

193
00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,281
<b>WORLD TO ME.</b>

194
00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:04,786
<b>YOU'RE STANDING UP</b>
<b>THERE LIKE A GLADIATOR;</b>

195
00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:07,834
<b>MAYBE THAT'S THE ONLY</b>
<b>TIME THAT I FEEL LIKE MYSELF.</b>

196
00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:11,549
<i><b>ED: AT 19, HE'S THE</b></i>
<i><b>YOUNGEST COMEDIAN IN</b></i>

197
00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:13,178
<i><b>STAR SEARCH HISTORY.</b></i>

198
00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:16,309
<i><b>FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.,</b></i>
<i><b>HERE IS DAVE CHAPPELL.</b></i>

199
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<b>DAVE: THANKS. </b>

200
00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:24,993
<b>I DON'T KNOW IF ED MENTIONED</b>
<b>THIS, I WAS RECENTLY ON </b>

201
00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:27,289
<b>BLACK ENTERTAINMENT</b>
<b>TELEVISION...</b>

202
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,922
<b>KINDA HAVE A FEELING MOST</b>
<b>OF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT.</b>

203
00:11:31,297 --> 00:11:32,633
<b>I DON'T KNOW WHY.</b>

204
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:35,430
<b>I USED TO THINK ALL</b>
<b>WHITE PEOPLE WERE HAPPY.</b>

205
00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:39,313
<b>JUST TO BE WHITE.</b>

206
00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:41,777
<b>I THOUGHT YA'LL SIT AROUND,</b>
<b>"FUCKIN-A, I'M WHITE!</b>

207
00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:47,496
<b>THIS FEELS GREAT, TAXI!</b>

208
00:11:47,496 --> 00:11:48,791
<b>(MIMICS TIRES SCREECH)</b>

209
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,377
<b>JUST CHECKIN!</b>

210
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,006
<b>I SPOKE AT MY OLD</b>
<b>HIGH SCHOOL AND I TOLD</b>

211
00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:53,425
<b>THEM KIDS STRAIGHT UP.</b>

212
00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:55,470
<b>IF YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT</b>
<b>MAKING IT OUT OF THIS GHETTO,</b>

213
00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:59,353
<b>YOU GOTTA FOCUS, YOU</b>
<b>GOTTA STOP BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE</b>

214
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:03,988
<b>FOR YOUR PROBLEMS AND</b>
<b>YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO</b>

215
00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,994
<b>RAP OR PLAY BASKETBALL OR</b>
<b>SOMETHING NIGGA, YOU TRAPPED!</b>

216
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:08,998
<b>YOU ARE TRAPPED!</b>

217
00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:11,544
<b>EITHER DO THAT OR SELL CRACK,</b>
<b>THAT'S YOUR ONLY OPTIONS.</b>

218
00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:13,506
<b>THAT'S THE ONLY WAY</b>
<b>I'VE EVER SEEN IT WORK.</b>

219
00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:15,260
<b>BETTER GET TO ENTERTAINING</b>
<b>THESE WHITE PEOPLE.</b>

220
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:17,222
<b>GET TO DANCING!</b>

221
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,646
<b>I USED TO WATCH A FUCKIN'</b>
<b>CARTOON WHEN I WAS GROWING UP</b>

222
00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,399
<b>CALLED, </b><i><b>CARE BEARS.</b></i>

223
00:12:24,695 --> 00:12:26,741
<b>THEY WERE LIKE TEDDY BEARS,</b>
<b>BUT THEY WERE LIKE PEOPLE.</b>

224
00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:29,873
<b>AND THEY ALL FUCKING</b>
<b>JUST WALKED AROUND CARING.</b>

225
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,255
<b>THEY CARED ABOUT EACH</b>
<b>OTHER AND EVERYTHING ELSE.</b>

226
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,636
<b>AND WHEN SHIT GOT REAL BAD,</b>

227
00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:37,638
<b>THEY GOT DETERMINED.</b>

228
00:12:37,638 --> 00:12:39,141
<b>(GRUNTS).</b>

229
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:40,519
<b>AND THE LEADER WOULD SAY,</b>

230
00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:41,897
<b>"COME ON, GUYS!</b>

231
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:45,487
<b>IT'S TIME FOR</b>
<b>THE CARE BEAR STARE!"</b>

232
00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:48,076
<b>REMEMBER THAT SHIT?</b>

233
00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:50,664
<b>.</b>

234
00:12:51,165 --> 00:12:55,257
<b>AND THEM LITTLE TEDDY BEARS</b>
<b>WOULD LOCK ARMS AND</b>

235
00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:58,763
<b>STARE AT THE PROBLEM</b>
<b>AND I'M NOT EVEN BULLSHITTING...</b>

236
00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:03,690
<b>ACTUAL LOVE WOULD</b>
<b>SHOOT OUT OF THEIR CHEST.</b>

237
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:09,953
<b>AND WHEN WE GREW UP WE</b>
<b>WANTED TO BE LIKE THOSE BEARS.</b>

238
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,541
<b>AND THEN WE GOT</b>
<b>OUR HEARTS BROKEN,</b>

239
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:16,382
<b>CAUSE WE FOUND OUT THAT LIFE</b>
<b>WASN'T GONNA LET US DO THAT.</b>

240
00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:19,973
<b>AND THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO</b>
<b>SHOOT LOVE OUT OF YOUR CHEST.</b>

241
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,021
<b>HOWEVER...</b>

242
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:25,651
<b>I HAVE SHOT LOVE ONTO</b>
<b>SOMEBODY'S CHEST BEFORE.</b>

243
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,989
<b></b>

244
00:13:29,784 --> 00:13:32,665
<b>AZIZ: NOVEMBER, 2003.</b>

245
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:36,130
<b>I'M A JUNIOR IN</b>
<b>COLLEGE AT N.Y.U,</b>

246
00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:39,679
<b>I'D BEEN DOING STAND</b>
<b>UP MAYBE TWO YEARS.</b>

247
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,850
<b>MY MOM CALLS ME UP</b>
<b>AND SAYS, "AZIZ,</b>

248
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,522
<b>ARE YOU COMING HOME</b>
<b>FOR THANKSGIVING?"</b>

249
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,277
<b>AND I SAID, "MOM, YOU KNOW</b>
<b>THE MONEY I SET ASIDE TO COME</b>

250
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,323
<b>HOME FOR THANKSGIVING,</b>
<b>THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.</b>

251
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:54,166
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE IS DOING</b>
<b>SOME SHOWS IN SAN FRANCISCO</b>

252
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,546
<b>AT THE PUNCHLINE AND</b>
<b>I GOTTA GO SEE THAT.</b>

253
00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,845
<b>AND SHE'S LIKE,</b>
<b>"WHO IS DAVE CHAPPELL?"</b>

254
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:02,808
<b>I SAID, "HE'S MAYBE THE</b>
<b>GREATEST COMEDIAN ALIVE."</b>

255
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,353
<b>SHE SAID, "IS THAT</b>
<b>THE GUY THAT GOES,</b>

256
00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:06,649
<b>'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH'?"</b>

257
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,119
<b>AND I SAID, "YES!"</b>

258
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,540
<b>SHE SAID, "HE'S HILARIOUS,</b>
<b>HAVE A GOOD TIME."</b>

259
00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:18,465
<b>AND I WENT TO THOSE SHOWS,</b>
<b>I SAW ALL...</b>

260
00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,552
<b>IT WAS LIKE SIX SHOWS THAT HE</b>
<b>DID AT THE PUNCHLINE AND</b>

261
00:14:20,552 --> 00:14:23,558
<b>THESE WERE THOSE DAVE CLUB</b>
<b>SHOWS WHERE HE DID, YOU KNOW,</b>

262
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,272
<b>REALLY LONG SETS THAT</b>
<b>WENT 'TIL LIKE 4:00 OR 5:00</b>

263
00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:27,483
<b>IN THE MORNING.</b>

264
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,236
<b>AND, AND THEY WERE HILARIOUS,</b>

265
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,952
<b>AND THEY WERE THOUGHT PROVOKING</b>
<b>AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE.</b>

266
00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:35,582
<b>AND SINCE THEN, I'VE GOTTEN TO</b>
<b>KNOW DAVE AS A FRIEND. </b>

267
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,088
<b>WE'VE DONE SHOWS</b>
<b>TOGETHER AND BEYOND BEING</b>

268
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:42,554
<b>AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMER, HE</b>
<b>IS AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING.</b>

269
00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:45,102
<b>I REMEMBER A MOMENT ONE</b>
<b>TIME WE WERE AT A PARTY.</b>

270
00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:48,943
<b>SOMEONE CAME UP TO HIM TO</b>
<b>ASK FOR A PHOTO AND HE SAID,</b>

271
00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:53,243
<b>"HEY, WE'RE NOT</b>
<b>HERE TO TAKE PICTURES,</b>

272
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,957
<b>WE'RE HERE TO MAKE MEMORIES." </b>

273
00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,336
<b>AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL</b>
<b>SENTIMENT AND THAT'S HOW HE</b>

274
00:14:58,336 --> 00:14:59,463
<b>LIVES HIS LIFE.</b>

275
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,636
<b>HE TREATS EVERY MOMENT</b>
<b>LIKE IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE</b>

276
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,640
<b>A WONDERFUL MEMORY.</b>

277
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,729
<b>YOU KNOW, EARLIER THIS YEAR</b>
<b>DAVE AND I, WE DID SOME SHOWS</b>

278
00:15:07,729 --> 00:15:10,652
<b>TOGETHER IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.</b>

279
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:14,660
<b>WE FINISH THE SHOWS, WE'RE</b>
<b>IN THE GREENROOM TOGETHER AND,</b>

280
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,957
<b>UH, DAVE SAID, "WHAT</b>
<b>KIND OF NIGHT YOU TRYING TO</b>

281
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,752
<b>HAVE TONIGHT, AZIZ?"</b>

282
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,380
<b>AND I SAYS, "AW, YOU KNOW,</b>

283
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,549
<b>I'M PROBABLY GONNA TAKE IT EASY,</b>

284
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,722
<b>WE WENT HARD YESTERDAY AND</b>
<b>WE'VE GOT SHOWS TOMORROW."</b>

285
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,142
<b>AND HE SAID, "WELL,</b>
<b>YOU WANNA EAT THESE</b>

286
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,561
<b>PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS I GOT?</b>

287
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:30,025
<b>THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING."</b>

288
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,243
<b>SORRY DAVE'S FAMILY.</b>

289
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,750
<b>.</b>

290
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,764
<b>I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, DAVE.</b>

291
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:48,937
<b>MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE IT EASY AND</b>
<b>GET SOME REST FOR TOMORROW."</b>

292
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:53,029
<b>AND HE SAID, "WELL AZIZ, NO</b>
<b>ONE KNOWS THIS BUT TOMORROW</b>

293
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:56,619
<b>THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE</b>
<b>THAT I AM THE WINNER OF THE</b>

294
00:15:56,619 --> 00:15:59,708
<b>MARK TWAIN PRIZE</b>
<b>FOR AMERICAN HUMOR."</b>

295
00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:03,633
<b>.</b>

296
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:07,182
<b>AND HE SAID, "WHAT ARE</b>
<b>YOU GONNA TELL YOUR KIDS</b>

297
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,478
<b>20 YEARS FROM NOW, AZIZ?</b>

298
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:13,319
<b>ARE YOU GONNA TELL 'EM, 'I WAS</b>
<b>THERE THE DAY DAVE CHAPPELLE</b>

299
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,534
<b>FOUND OUT HE WON</b>
<b>THE MARK TWAIN AWARD AND</b>

300
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,454
<b>WE ATE MUSHROOMS</b>
<b>TOGETHER AND WE HAD</b>

301
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,915
<b>THE NIGHT OF OUR LIVES?'</b>

302
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,798
<b>OR ARE YOU GONNA TELL</b>
<b>'EM YOU GOT SOME SLEEP?"</b>

303
00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,645
<b>. </b>

304
00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:31,981
<b>AND I SAID,</b>

305
00:16:31,981 --> 00:16:34,069
<b>"DAVE, YOU GOT A POINT,</b>
<b>LET'S EAT THOSE MUSHROOMS!"</b>

306
00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,989
<b>TO TWAIN!</b>

307
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,878
<b>JAY: THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT.</b>

308
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,342
<b>I THINK IF DOGS COULD TALK,</b>
<b>NEGLECTED DOGS,</b>

309
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,262
<b>THEY WOULD SOUND</b>
<b>LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE.</b>

310
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:53,942
<b>LIKE, LIKE IF YOU LEAVE 'EM IN</b>
<b>THE BACK YARD TOO LONG </b>

311
00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:55,153
<b>HE'D BE COMPLAINING;</b>
<b>HE'D BE LIKE,</b>

312
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,034
<b>"OH SHIT, SON, I NEED</b>
<b>SOMEBODY TO GET BACK HERE.</b>

313
00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,328
<b>NOBODY FEEDS ME!"</b>

314
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,997
<b>(SCREAMS)</b>

315
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,092
<b>DAVE: YEAH, THE</b>
<b>JACKET IS FRESH AS FUCK.</b>

316
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,181
<b>RON: OH!</b>
<b>NEAL: HEY RON, HOW ARE YOU?</b>

317
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:10,350
<b>DAVE: HE LOOKS LIKE</b>
<b>HE JUST GOT BACK FROM</b>

318
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,187
<b>BEATING UP MOTHERFUCKERS.</b>

319
00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:16,112
<b>THE FIRST TIME</b>
<b>ANYONE BROUGHT ME ON STAGE,</b>

320
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,573
<b>GUY NAMED J.T. NEWTON,</b>

321
00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:19,618
<b>I DON'T EVEN KNOW IS J.T. ALIVE?</b>

322
00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:21,581
<b>SERIOUSLY.</b>

323
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:22,791
<b>CROWD: HE LIVES IN LONG ISLAND.</b>

324
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,088
<b>DAVE: WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.</b>

325
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,426
<b>.</b>

326
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,761
<b>YOU EVER THINK A NIGGA WAS DEAD,</b>

327
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,599
<b>BUT HE JUST LIVED</b>
<b>IN LONG ISLAND?</b>

328
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:33,062
<b>.</b>

329
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:36,193
<b>I WENT TO A COMEDY CLUB</b>
<b>WITH MY VERY BEST FRIEND,</b>

330
00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:38,740
<b>WE'RE STILL FRIENDS TO THIS DAY.</b>

331
00:17:38,948 --> 00:17:41,078
<b>WE SHOWED UP EARLY, IT WAS 5:00.</b>

332
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,458
<b>BACK IN THOSE DAY'S ALL YOU</b>
<b>HAD TO DO TO BE A COMEDIAN WAS</b>

333
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,921
<b>SHOW UP EARLY</b>
<b>ENOUGH TO SIGN THE LIST.</b>

334
00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:48,301
<b>IT WAS 20 SPOTS, I CAME RIGHT</b>
<b>AFTER SCHOOL, </b>

335
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,972
<b>I PICKED SEVEN.</b>

336
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:54,813
<b>MY BEST FRIEND AT THE</b>
<b>TIME PICKED THE FIFTH.</b>

337
00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:58,488
<b>HE BOMBED.</b>
<b>HE DIDN'T MAKE IT.</b>

338
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:03,873
<b>J.T. INTRODUCED ME, HE SAID,</b>

339
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,796
<b>"FOLKS, EVERYBODY'S GOT TO</b>
<b>START SOMEWHERE AND TONIGHT,</b>

340
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,341
<b>THIS YOUNG MAN</b>
<b>IS STARTING HERE."</b>

341
00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:10,387
<b>I REMEMBER IT</b>
<b>LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.</b>

342
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:13,351
<b>HE SAID, "YOU MIGHT BE</b>
<b>WITNESSING THE BIRTH OF A STAR,</b>

343
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,649
<b>PLEASE WELCOME DAVE CHAPEL."</b>

344
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,583
<b>I WENT BY MYSELF, BUT</b>
<b>BY THE TIME I WENT ON,</b>

345
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,879
<b>MY MOTHER WHO IS</b>
<b>HERE TONIGHT...</b>

346
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,385
<b>.</b>

347
00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:34,977
<b>AND HER MOTHER WHO</b>
<b>IS NO LONGER WITH US SHOWED UP.</b>

348
00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:37,816
<b>"I BEGGED YOU NOT TO COME."</b>

349
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,905
<b>OH, I BEGGED THEM NOT TO COME.</b>

350
00:18:41,574 --> 00:18:43,786
<b>I SAID, "THE ONLY WAY I CAN</b>
<b>HANDLE THIS IS TO CONFRONT IT." </b>

351
00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:45,165
<b>SO I WENT TO MY</b>
<b>GRANDMOTHER AND SAID,</b>

352
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:49,256
<b>"LISTEN, NANNA, UM, LISTEN,</b>
<b>I'M GONNA SAY SOME THINGS</b>

353
00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:52,888
<b>TONIGHT THAT YOU HAVE</b>
<b>NEVER HEARD ME SAY."</b>

354
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,608
<b>AND, MOM, YOU'LL</b>
<b>APPRECIATE THIS,</b>

355
00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:01,155
<b>DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT</b>
<b>YOUR MOTHER SAID TO ME?</b>

356
00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:02,366
<b>MOM: SHE SAID,</b>
<b>"I'VE HEARD WORSE."</b>

357
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:06,707
<b>DAVE: NO.  SHE SAID,</b>
<b>"BABY, DO THIS SHIT."</b>

358
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:12,469
<b>IT WAS ON!</b>

359
00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:15,015
<b>I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY</b>
<b>TO YOU MOM, NOT ONLY "THANK YOU"</b>

360
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,644
<b>BUT "I TOLD YOU SO!"</b>

361
00:19:16,644 --> 00:19:19,650
<b>. </b>

362
00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:24,660
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: THERE ARE TIMES</b></i>
<i><b> WHEN YOU'LL NEED SOMEONE ♪</b></i>

363
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,037
<b>COMMON: YEAH, DAVE.</b>

364
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:28,334
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: I WILL BE</b></i>
<i><b> BY YOUR SIDE ♪</b></i>

365
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,213
<b>COMMON: WE LOVE YOU, BROTHER.</b>

366
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:34,346
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: THERE IS A LIGHT,</b></i>
<i><b> THAT SHINES ♪</b></i>

367
00:19:35,265 --> 00:19:37,853
<i><b> ♪ SPECIAL FOR YOU ♪</b></i>

368
00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:40,358
<i><b> ♪ SPECIAL FOR ME, YEA ♪</b></i>

369
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,028
<i><b> ♪ COMMON: I NEVER</b></i>
<i><b> KNEW A LUH, LUH-LUH ♪</b></i>

370
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,071
<i><b> ♪ A LOVE LIKE THIS ♪</b></i>

371
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:45,535
<i><b> ♪ GOTTA BE SOMETHIN</b></i>
<i><b> FOR ME TO WRITE THIS ♪</b></i>

372
00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,456
<i><b> ♪ QUEEN, I AIN'T</b></i>
<i><b> SEEN YOU IN A MINUTE ♪</b></i>

373
00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:50,545
<i><b> ♪ WROTE THIS LETTER, AND</b></i>
<i><b> FINALLY DECIDE TO SEND IT ♪</b></i>

374
00:19:50,545 --> 00:19:53,050
<i><b> ♪ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,</b></i>
<i><b> FOR US TO GROW TOGETHER ♪</b></i>

375
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,764
<i><b> ♪ LOVE HAS NO LIMIT, LET'S</b></i>
<i><b> SPEND IT SLOW FOREVER ♪</b></i>

376
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:57,267
<i><b> ♪ I KNOW YOUR HEART IS</b></i>
<i><b> WEATHERED BY WHAT STUDS ♪</b></i>

377
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,561
<i><b> ♪ DID TO YOU ♪</b></i>

378
00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:00,648
<i><b> ♪ I AIN'T GON' ASSAULT EM,</b></i>
<i><b> I DID IT TOO ♪</b></i>

379
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,694
<i><b> ♪ BECAUSE OF YOU,</b></i>
<i><b> FEELINGS I HANDLE WITH CARE ♪</b></i>

380
00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:04,281
<i><b> ♪ BROTHERS RECOGNIZE</b></i>
<i><b> YOUR LIGHT BUT THEY CAN'T ♪</b></i>

381
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:05,533
<i><b> ♪ HANDLE THE GLARE ♪</b></i>

382
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,078
<i><b> ♪ HEY, I AIN'T</b></i>
<i><b> THE TYPE TO WALK AROUND ♪</b></i>

383
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,247
<i><b> ♪ WITH MATCHIN SHIRTS ♪</b></i>

384
00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,251
<i><b> ♪ IF RELATIONSHIP IS EFFORT</b></i>
<i><b> I WILL MATCH YOUR WORK ♪</b></i>

385
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,921
<i><b> ♪ I WANNA BE THE ONE</b></i>
<i><b> TO MAKE YOU HAPPIEST ♪</b></i>

386
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,048
<i><b> ♪ HURT YOU THE MOST ♪</b></i>

387
00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:14,927
<i><b> ♪ THE END IS NEAR,</b></i>
<i><b> COME CLOSE ♪</b></i>

388
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:16,012
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: TO WHAT? ♪</b></i>

389
00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:18,476
<i><b> ♪ COMMON: TO THE MOST, HIGH</b></i>
<i><b> REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPEN ♪</b></i>

390
00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:19,686
<i><b> ♪ ON HIM LET'S RELY ♪</b></i>

391
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,649
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: THERE ARE TIMES ♪</b></i>

392
00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:24,446
<i><b> ♪ WHEN YOU'LL NEED SOMEONE ♪</b></i>

393
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:25,740
<b>COMMON: SAY WHAT, COME ON!</b>

394
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,120
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: I WILL BE</b></i>
<i><b> BY YOUR SIDE ♪</b></i>

395
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,917
<i><b> ♪ COMMON: YEAH, LET 'EM KNOW</b></i>
<i><b> ABOUT THE LIGHT ♪</b></i>

396
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,128
<i><b> ♪ Y'ALL COME ON ♪</b></i>

397
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:34,758
<i><b> ♪ WOMAN: THERE IS A LIGHT,</b></i>
<i><b> THAT SHINES ♪</b></i>

398
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:38,474
<i><b> ♪ SPECIAL FOR YOU AND ME ♪</b></i>

399
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,018
<i><b> ♪ COMMON: YO, YO, YO ♪</b></i>

400
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,022
<i><b>♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,</b></i>
<i><b> DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA. ♪</b></i>

401
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,862
<i><b>♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,</b></i>
<i><b> DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA ♪</b></i>

402
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,451
<i><b>♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,</b></i>
<i><b> DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA ♪</b></i>

403
00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:49,288
<i><b> ♪ YO, I TELL YOU THE</b></i>
<i><b> REST WHEN I SEE YOU; ♪</b></i>

404
00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:50,540
<i><b> ♪ PEACE! ♪♪</b></i>

405
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,335
<b>DAVE, YOU THE GREATEST BABY.</b>

406
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,588
<b>WE LOVE YOU, MAN.</b>

407
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:56,469
<b>THE GREATEST, BROTHER.</b>
<b>DEEP IN THE LIGHT.</b>

408
00:20:58,681 --> 00:21:02,146
<b>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE</b>
<b>INCOMPARABLE, JOHN LEGEND</b>

409
00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:06,405
<b>.</b>

410
00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:15,005
<b>JOHN: HELLO!</b>

411
00:21:20,057 --> 00:21:22,354
<b>NOT ONLY AM I</b>
<b>A BIG FAN OF DAVE'S,</b>

412
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:25,192
<b>BUT I GREW UP IN</b>
<b>SPRINGFIELD, OHIO...</b>

413
00:21:25,192 --> 00:21:30,620
<b>YES, ABOUT 15 MINUTES AWAY</b>
<b>FROM WHERE DAVE LIVES NOW AND</b>

414
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:32,582
<b>SPENT A LOT OF HIS CHILDHOOD.</b>

415
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,882
<b>I KNOW WE'RE IN D.C., AND HE</b>
<b>SPENT A LOT OF TIME HERE TOO,</b>

416
00:21:40,097 --> 00:21:43,312
<b>BUT DAVE IS FROM OHIO, OKAY?</b>

417
00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:47,320
<b>WE'RE CLAIMING HIM. </b>

418
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,451
<b>NOW, MOST OF THE OUTSTANDING</b>
<b>BOLD FACE NAMES FROM OHIO</b>

419
00:21:50,451 --> 00:21:53,416
<b>BECOME FAMOUS</b>
<b>AFTER THEY LEAVE OHIO.</b>

420
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:58,091
<b>ONE COULD ARGUE THEY HAVE</b>
<b>TO LEAVE OHIO TO SUCCEED.</b>

421
00:21:59,302 --> 00:22:03,603
<b>BUT AMAZINGLY DAVE STILL</b>
<b>LIVES IN THE BUCKEYE STATE.</b>

422
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:12,328
<b>HE STILL LIVES IN THE KIND OF</b>
<b>TOWN THAT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER,</b>

423
00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:15,877
<b>"WHY DOES DAVE CHAPPELLE</b>
<b>LIVE IN THAT TOWN?"</b>

424
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:20,177
<b>HE LIVES IN THE, "SO-CALLED"</b>
<b>FORGOTTEN AMERICA. </b>

425
00:22:20,177 --> 00:22:22,181
<b>DAVE NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT.</b>

426
00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:24,853
<b>HE HAS BROUGHT</b>
<b>THE WORLD TO OHIO.</b>

427
00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:29,488
<b>HIS ANNUAL MUSICAL JAM SESSIONS</b>
<b>ON A LOCAL FARM ARE LEGENDARY.</b>

428
00:22:30,322 --> 00:22:32,577
<b>HE'S BROUGHT SOME OF THE</b>
<b>GREATEST TALENTS IN THE WORLD</b>

429
00:22:32,577 --> 00:22:35,165
<b>TOGETHER TO</b>
<b>CELEBRATE LIFE THERE.</b>

430
00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:38,046
<b>AND RECENTLY, AFTER THE</b>
<b>MASS SHOOTING IN DAYTON,</b>

431
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:41,219
<b>TO BRING COMFORT AFTER TRAGEDY.</b>

432
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,808
<b>. </b>

433
00:22:45,478 --> 00:22:50,320
<b>AND OF COURSE, THE MOST ICONIC</b>
<b>AND UNFORGETTABLE JAM SESSION</b>

434
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,953
<b>THAT WILL GO DOWN IN</b>
<b>HISTORY WAS BACK IN 2005.</b>

435
00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:57,251
<b>HE TOOK A GROUP FROM</b>
<b>HIS HOMETOWN IN OHIO,</b>

436
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,130
<b>INCLUDING STUDENTS FROM</b>
<b>OUR LOCAL</b>

437
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,886
<b>HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY,</b>
<b>CENTRAL STATE,</b>

438
00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:04,600
<b>ON A BUS TO BROOKLYN.</b>

439
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,062
<b>YES!</b>

440
00:23:07,439 --> 00:23:09,526
<b>AND WHEN THEY GOT TO BROOKLYN,</b>

441
00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:12,616
<b>WHAT AN AMAZING POP</b>
<b>CULTURE MOMENT DAVE CREATED.</b>

442
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,247
<b>HE BROUGHT TOGETHER SOME OF</b>
<b>THE MOST IMPORTANT HIP-HOP AND</b>

443
00:23:16,247 --> 00:23:20,423
<b>NEO-SOUL ARTISTS IN THE</b>
<b>WORLD FOR AN EPIC CONCERT THAT</b>

444
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:24,263
<b>BLENDED DAVE'S COMEDY AND</b>
<b>HIS IMPECCABLE TASTE IN MUSIC.</b>

445
00:23:25,349 --> 00:23:28,522
<b>DAVE: COMEDIANS AND MUSICIANS,</b>
<b>WE'RE LIKE THIS.</b>

446
00:23:28,522 --> 00:23:31,820
<b>EVERY COMIC WANTS</b>
<b>TO BE A MUSICIAN,</b>

447
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,116
<b>EVERY MUSICIAN</b>
<b>THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY.</b>

448
00:23:34,826 --> 00:23:35,828
<b>MOTHER'S GOT THREE TITTIES.</b>

449
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,832
<b>ONE FOR MILK, ONE FOR WATER AND</b>
<b>THE OTHER ONE'S OUR OF ORDER. </b>

450
00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:38,876
<b>HIT ME!</b>

451
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,045
<b>♪ ♪</b>

452
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,007
<b>YOU SEE, IT'S NOT EVEN</b>
<b>THAT FUNNY, BUT THE HIT.</b>

453
00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:43,511
<b>IT JUST PUSHES IT OVER THE TOP.</b>

454
00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:45,932
<b>NOBODY HAS THREE TITTIES,</b>
<b>IT'S RIDICULOUS.</b>

455
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:48,771
<b>ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING</b>
<b>TO THIS CONCERT,</b>

456
00:23:48,771 --> 00:23:51,694
<b>BEFORE I EVER MET 'EM,</b>
<b>I WAS FANS OF THEIRS.</b>

457
00:23:52,027 --> 00:23:54,282
<b>SO, TO WORK WITH THESE</b>
<b>PEOPLE IN THIS KIND OF SETTING</b>

458
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:55,535
<b>IS A DREAM COME TRUE.</b>

459
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,706
<b>THIS IS THE CONCERT</b>
<b>I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE.</b>

460
00:23:57,706 --> 00:24:00,168
<i><b> ♪ KANYE: WELL, IF THIS</b></i>
<i><b> TAKE AWAY FROM MY SPINS ♪</b></i>

461
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:02,047
<i><b> ♪ WHICH WILL PROBABLY</b></i>
<i><b> TAKE AWAY FROM MY ENDS ♪</b></i>

462
00:24:02,047 --> 00:24:04,093
<i><b> ♪ THEN I HOPE THIS</b></i>
<i><b> TAKE AWAY FROM MY SINS ♪</b></i>

463
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,888
<i><b> ♪ AND BRING THE DAY</b></i>
<i><b> THAT I'M DREAMING ABOUT ♪</b></i>

464
00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:08,268
<i><b> ♪ NEXT TIME I'M IN THE CLUB</b></i>
<i><b> EVERYBODY SCREAMING OUT ♪</b></i>

465
00:24:08,268 --> 00:24:09,938
<i><b> ♪ JE-SUS WALKS ♪</b></i>

466
00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:11,859
<i><b> ♪ GOD SHOW ME THE WAY</b></i>
<i><b> THE DEVILS TRYING TO ♪</b></i>

467
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:13,111
<i><b> ♪ BRING ME DOWN ♪♪</b></i>

468
00:24:13,111 --> 00:24:15,073
<b>DAVE: WE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!</b>

469
00:24:15,073 --> 00:24:18,748
<b>WE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!</b>

470
00:24:22,505 --> 00:24:24,968
<b>Q-TIP: HOW Y'ALL DOIN?</b>

471
00:24:25,427 --> 00:24:27,807
<b>MY NAME IS Q-TIP, I'M UH,</b>

472
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:32,942
<b>I AM PROUD TO BE THE ARTISTIC</b>
<b>CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF HIP-HOP</b>

473
00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:35,447
<b>HERE AT THE KENNEDY CENTER.</b>

474
00:24:35,447 --> 00:24:37,159
<b>.</b>

475
00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:39,455
<b>I WANT TO TALK TO</b>
<b>MY BRO, MY FRIEND.</b>

476
00:24:39,455 --> 00:24:43,088
<b>YOU MY BROTHER, I LOVE YOU.</b>

477
00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:46,010
<b>I'VE KNOWN THIS DUDE</b>
<b>SINCE HE FIRST STARTED.</b>

478
00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:48,849
<b>AND IT WAS 1992 OR 1993,</b>

479
00:24:48,849 --> 00:24:51,855
<b>HE CAME ON THE BUS HE WAS LIKE,</b>
<b>"HI, I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE."</b>

480
00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:53,901
<b>I WAS LIKE, "YO,</b>
<b>YOU DAVE CHAPPELLE,</b>

481
00:24:53,901 --> 00:24:56,907
<b>I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I SAW</b>
<i><b> ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS.</b></i>

482
00:24:57,449 --> 00:24:59,705
<b>I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY</b>
<b>RAPPER THAT WAS WATCHING</b>

483
00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:02,502
<b>MEL BROOKS BACK THEN.</b>

484
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:07,679
<b>JEFF: I BOUGHT DAVE</b>
<b>HIS FIRST SUIT WHEN HE DID</b>

485
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:11,144
<b>LETTERMAN IN 1995,</b>
<b>MIGHT HAVE BEEN '94.</b>

486
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:12,981
<b>I TOOK HIM TO</b>
<b>BARNEYS WITH MY COUSIN.</b>

487
00:25:12,981 --> 00:25:15,862
<b>HE WAS STILL WEARING,</b>
<b>UM, CROSS COLORS.</b>

488
00:25:16,822 --> 00:25:17,866
<b>DAVE: NOW DON'T</b>
<b>TENSE UP ON ME,</b>

489
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,368
<b>I DON'T WANT YOU</b>
<b>GUYS TO THINK THAT I'M AN</b>

490
00:25:19,368 --> 00:25:20,580
<b>ANGRY BLACK GUY.</b>

491
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,207
<b>I AM AN ANGRY BLACK BUY,</b>

492
00:25:22,207 --> 00:25:23,878
<b>BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.</b>

493
00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:25,882
<b>I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE AN ANGRY</b>
<b>BLACK GUY THOUGH,</b>

494
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:27,384
<b>IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME.</b>

495
00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:31,309
<b>SEE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS</b>
<b>BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION OR NOT,</b>

496
00:25:31,309 --> 00:25:34,733
<b>BUT I HAVE BEEN BLACK</b>
<b>FOUR LIVES IN A ROW.</b>

497
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,655
<b>I NEED A BREAK.</b>

498
00:25:41,204 --> 00:25:43,166
<b>FREDERIC: PLEASE HELP</b>
<b>ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE,</b>

499
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,630
<b>THE CO-CREATOR OF</b>
<b>"THE CHAPPELLE SHOW",</b>

500
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:47,424
<b>THE ONE AND ONLY,</b>
<b>NEAL BRENNAN.</b>

501
00:25:48,426 --> 00:25:50,765
<b>.</b>

502
00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:53,395
<i><b> ♪ MAN: CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,</b></i>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW  ♪</b></i>

503
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:55,942
<i><b> ♪ CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,</b></i>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ♪</b></i>

504
00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:59,448
<i><b> ♪CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,</b></i>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ♪♪</b></i>

505
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:04,208
<b>NEAL: HI, DAVE.</b>

506
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,922
<b>HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW</b>
<b>HOW THIS NIGHT CAME TO BE.</b>

507
00:26:06,922 --> 00:26:08,926
<b>DAVE DOESN'T</b>
<b>TEND TO LIKE FORMAL EVENTS.</b>

508
00:26:08,926 --> 00:26:11,598
<b>NORMALLY HE DRESSES</b>
<b>LIKE A WINDOW WASHER.</b>

509
00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:16,274
<b>I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HIS WIFE</b>
<b>ELAINE SAID TO HIM,</b>

510
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:19,614
<b>"BABE HOW CAN I GET YOU TO</b>
<b>STOP SMOKING FOR TWO HOURS?"</b>

511
00:26:19,614 --> 00:26:23,037
<b>AND DAVE, ASSUMING IT WOULD</b>
<b>NEVER HAPPEN WAS LIKE,</b>

512
00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:26,377
<b>"UM, YOU'D HAVE TO GET</b>
<b>JON STEWART, SARAH SILVERMAN,</b>

513
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:30,051
<i><b> NEAL, Q-TIP, TIFFANY HADDISH,</b></i>

514
00:26:30,051 --> 00:26:32,431
<i><b> LORNE MICHAELS,</b></i>
<i><b> JOHN LEGEND, BRADLEY COOPER,</b></i>

515
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,477
<b>AND SAY MORGAN FREEMAN,</b>

516
00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:44,748
<b>TO FLY TO D.C.</b>
<b>AND HONOR MY TALENT".</b>

517
00:26:44,748 --> 00:26:46,752
<b>ELAINE SAID,</b>
<b>"GREAT, OCTOBER 27TH"</b>

518
00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:49,507
<b>AND DAVE WAS LIKE, "SHIT!"</b>

519
00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:55,895
<b>DAVE GAVE ME A CAREER. </b>

520
00:26:55,895 --> 00:26:59,736
<b>WE MET IN 1992 AT A</b>
<b>COMEDY CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY,</b>

521
00:27:00,362 --> 00:27:02,700
<b>WE WROTE A FEW JOKES</b>
<b>TOGETHER OVER THE YEARS,</b>

522
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,080
<b>BUT I ALWAYS HOPED WE</b>
<b>COULD DO SOMETHING BIGGER.</b>

523
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,417
<b>THEN IN 1997 DAVE</b>
<b>CALLS ME AND GOES,</b>

524
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,842
<b>"HEY, IF UNIVERSAL</b>
<b>REACHES OUT TO YOU,</b>

525
00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,138
<b>TELL THEM WE'RE WRITING</b>
<b>A WEED MOVIE TOGETHER".</b>

526
00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:16,185
<b>.</b>

527
00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:23,241
<b>AND I WAS LIKE,</b>
<b>"WHAT WEED MOVIE?"</b>

528
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:26,497
<b>AND DAVE SAID,</b>
<b>"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT".</b>

529
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,459
<b>NEXT THING I KNOW,</b>

530
00:27:28,459 --> 00:27:30,088
<b>SOMEONE FROM UNIVERSAL</b>
<b>CALLS ME AND ASKS,</b>

531
00:27:30,088 --> 00:27:32,760
<b>"ARE YOU WRITING A WEED</b>
<b>MOVIE WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE?"</b>

532
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,432
<b>AND I WAS LIKE "YES?"</b>

533
00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:37,186
<b>AND THEY GO "WHEN</b>
<b>CAN YOU PITCH IT TO US?"</b>

534
00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:40,943
<b>AND I WAS LIKE</b>
<b>"IN 30 DAYS' TIME."</b>

535
00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,458
<b>SO WE HAD A MONTH TO</b>
<b>FIGURE THE PITCH OUT,</b>

536
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,629
<b>AND FINALLY ON DAY 29</b>
<b>I CALL DAVE AND I'M LIKE,</b>

537
00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,635
<b>"DUDE, WE GOTTA WORK</b>
<b>THIS WEED MOVIE OUT".</b>

538
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:56,140
<b>.</b>

539
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,353
<b>AND HE GOES, "WHAT WEED MOVIE?"</b>

540
00:27:58,353 --> 00:28:01,777
<b>.</b>

541
00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,999
<b>ANYHOW, THE DAY BEFORE THE</b>
<b>PITCH WE OUTLINED </b><i><b>HALF BAKED,</b></i>

542
00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:11,713
<b>IT TOOK THE FULL DAY,</b>
<b>ABOUT 16 HOURS,</b>

543
00:28:12,172 --> 00:28:14,677
<b>AND THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL</b>
<b>REALLY SHOWED UP ONSCREEN.</b>

544
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:20,272
<b>DAVE: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,</b>
<b>BUT I CAN'T EVEN MOVE!</b>

545
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,572
<b>GUILLERMO: IT'S LIKE I FEEL</b>
<b>STUCK HERE, YO.</b>

546
00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:32,588
<b>NEAL: CUT TO JANUARY OF 1998,</b>
<i><b> HALF BAKED</b></i><b> OPENED AGAINST</b>

547
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,550
<i><b> GOOD WILL HUNTING</b></i>

548
00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,097
<b>.</b>

549
00:28:38,308 --> 00:28:40,478
<i><b> WAG THE DOG,</b></i>

550
00:28:41,439 --> 00:28:43,526
<i><b> AS GOOD AS IT GETS,</b></i>

551
00:28:43,526 --> 00:28:46,324
<b>AND OH YEAH, </b><i><b>TITANIC.</b></i>

552
00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:50,791
<b>.</b>

553
00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:53,797
<b>RIGHT?</b>

554
00:28:54,506 --> 00:28:57,387
<b>IT WAS A CRITICAL AND COMMERCIAL</b>
<b>FLOP, AND QUITE FRANKLY</b>

555
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,475
<b>ISN'T VERY GOOD.</b>

556
00:29:00,518 --> 00:29:02,774
<b>A COUPLE YEARS LATER,</b>
<b>AFTER THE STINK WORE OFF,</b>

557
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:05,153
<b>BOTH PROFESSIONALLY</b>
<b>AND PERSONALLY,</b>

558
00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,449
<b>DAVE AND I WERE ON THE</b>
<b>PHONE AGAIN, WHICH IS A THING</b>

559
00:29:07,449 --> 00:29:10,288
<b>PEOPLE USED TO DO,</b>

560
00:29:10,288 --> 00:29:12,961
<b>AND HE SAYS TO ME "HEY MAN,</b>
<b>WE SHOULD DO A TV SHOW LIKE</b>

561
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,839
<i><b> PLAYBOY AFTER DARK.</b></i>

562
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:18,304
<b>NOW, IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT</b>
<i><b> PLAYBOY AFTER DARK</b></i><b> WAS,</b>

563
00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:21,895
<b>GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER,</b>
<b>BECAUSE YOU'RE ON DEATH'S DOOR.</b>

564
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:24,733
<b>.</b>

565
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:27,197
<b>IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER</b>
<i><b> PLAYBOY AFTER DARK,</b></i>

566
00:29:27,197 --> 00:29:29,953
<b>IT WAS A SUPER LAID-BACK</b>
<b>TV SHOW IN THE 1970S</b>

567
00:29:29,953 --> 00:29:33,167
<b>HOSTED BY HUGH HEFNER WHO</b>
<b>WAS A MAGAZINE PUBLISHER AND</b>

568
00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:36,090
<b>MILD SEX TRAFFICKER.</b>

569
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:41,684
<b>IMAGINE JEFFREY EPSTEIN</b>
<b>WITH A GROTTO.</b>

570
00:29:50,535 --> 00:29:53,834
<b>ANYWAY, DAVE AND I FIGURED OUT A</b>
<b>ROUGH FORMAT FOR WHAT WOULD COME</b>

571
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,462
<b>TO BE </b><i><b>CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.</b></i>

572
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,215
<b>WENT AROUND PITCHING</b>
<b>TO A FEW NETWORKS.</b>

573
00:29:57,215 --> 00:30:00,430
<b>HBO DIDN'T GO GREAT, THE</b>
<b>WOMAN ACTUALLY SAID TO DAVE,</b>

574
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:01,682
<b>AND I QUOTE,</b>

575
00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:04,021
<b>"WHY DO WE NEED YOU</b>
<b>WHEN WE HAVE CHRIS ROCK?"</b>

576
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:09,281
<b>SEE BACK THEN THERE COULD ONLY</b>
<b>BE ONE POPULAR BLACK COMEDIAN</b>

577
00:30:09,281 --> 00:30:13,623
<b>AT A TIME, UNLIKE TODAY,</b>
<b>WHEN THERE CAN BE THREE.</b>

578
00:30:18,508 --> 00:30:21,055
<b>SO A FEW MINUTES LATER WE</b>
<b>PITCHED AT COMEDY CENTRAL AND</b>

579
00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,182
<b>THEY BOUGHT IT.</b>

580
00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:24,269
<b>WE MADE THE PILOT OF</b>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,</b></i>

581
00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:27,025
<b>WE GOT PICKED UP TO SERIES,</b>
<b>AND THE SHOW WENT REALLY WELL.</b>

582
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,611
<b>LIKE ABSURDLY WELL.</b>

583
00:30:28,611 --> 00:30:31,993
<b>LIKE SO WELL, YOU</b>
<b>GOTTA GO TO AFRICA WELL.</b>

584
00:30:31,993 --> 00:30:35,041
<b>.</b>

585
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,964
<b>DAVE: OUR TOP STORY, AS WE ALL</b>
<b>KNOW CONGRESS RECENTLY APPROVED</b>

586
00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:40,176
<b>PAYING OVER $1 TRILLION</b>
<b>TO AFRICAN AMERICANS AS</b>

587
00:30:40,176 --> 00:30:41,679
<b>REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY.</b>

588
00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:43,641
<b>DONNELL: NOW I GOT ENOUGH</b>
<b>CIGARETTES TO LAST ME AND MY</b>

589
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,812
<b>FAMILY FOR THE</b>
<b>REST OF OUR LIVES.</b>

590
00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:47,649
<b>I'M RICH BEE-AAACH!</b>

591
00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:48,818
<b>.</b>

592
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:50,739
<b>WHEN WE STARTED THE SHOW,</b>

593
00:30:50,739 --> 00:30:52,869
<b>I KNEW DAVE WAS THE</b>
<b>FUNNIEST PERSON I'D EVER MET,</b>

594
00:30:52,869 --> 00:30:54,914
<b>BY THE END OF</b>
<b>THE SHOW I KNEW DAVE WAS</b>

595
00:30:54,914 --> 00:30:57,252
<b>ONE OF THE FUNNIEST</b>
<b>PEOPLE WHO'D EVER LIVED.</b>

596
00:30:57,252 --> 00:30:59,339
<b>THERE WERE TIMES WHEN HE WOULD</b>
<b>JUST IMPROVISE SOMETHING THAT WE</b>

597
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:01,052
<b>HAD NEVER TALKED ABOUT BEFORE,</b>

598
00:31:01,052 --> 00:31:03,222
<b>THAT HE'D MAYBE NEVER</b>
<b>EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE.</b>

599
00:31:03,222 --> 00:31:05,435
<b>CLAYTON BIGSBY'S</b>
<b>ENTIRE SPEECHES ABOUT</b>

600
00:31:05,435 --> 00:31:08,441
<b>"BREATHING THE WHITE MAN'S AIR,"</b>
<b>AND </b><i><b>WILL AND GRACE</b></i>

601
00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:10,487
<b>ALL IMPROVISED.</b>

602
00:31:10,862 --> 00:31:12,866
<b>DAVE: IF YOU DON'T LIKE</b>
<i><b> WILL AND GRACE</b></i><b> THAT DON'T</b>

603
00:31:12,866 --> 00:31:14,453
<b>MEAN THERE'S</b>
<b>SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!</b>

604
00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,376
<b>MEANS THERE'S</b>
<b>SOMETHING WRONG WITH WILL!</b>

605
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,962
<b>HE'S HOMOSEXUAL.</b>

606
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:23,137
<b>NEAL: TYRONE BIGGUMS' SPEECH</b>
<b>TO THE KIDS ABOUT DOING DRUGS</b>

607
00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:24,390
<b>WITH MICKEY MOUSE,</b>

608
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:25,893
<b>TOTALLY MADE UP.</b>

609
00:31:25,893 --> 00:31:27,354
<b>DAVE: YOU!</b>

610
00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:29,566
<b>YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD</b>
<b>TASTES LIKE, DO YOU?</b>

611
00:31:30,318 --> 00:31:32,531
<b>IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS.</b>

612
00:31:33,741 --> 00:31:35,453
<b>DELICIOUS.</b>

613
00:31:35,453 --> 00:31:37,249
<b>NEAL: RICK JAMES SAYING</b>
<b>"IT'S A CELEBRATION"</b>

614
00:31:37,249 --> 00:31:38,584
<b>AND "FUCK YOUR COUCH,"</b>

615
00:31:38,584 --> 00:31:40,713
<b>DAVE: BUY ANOTHER ONE</b>
<b>YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER!</b>

616
00:31:40,713 --> 00:31:42,634
<b>FUCK YOUR COUCH, NIGGA!</b>

617
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,263
<b>FUCK YOUR COUCH!</b>

618
00:31:44,263 --> 00:31:46,392
<b>NEAL: AND "WHAT DID THE FIVE</b>
<b>FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?"</b>

619
00:31:46,392 --> 00:31:47,979
<b>DAVE: SLAP!</b>

620
00:31:49,398 --> 00:31:51,318
<b>NEAL: HE MADE IT ALL UP. </b>

621
00:31:51,318 --> 00:31:53,991
<b>WRITING AND DIRECTING DAVE</b>
<b>SOMETIMES WAS AS SIMPLE ME</b>

622
00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:57,957
<b>STANDING ON SET WITH MY JAW</b>
<b>HANGING OPEN LIKE, "UH, CUT?"</b>

623
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,632
<b>THE THING THAT I LOVED ABOUT</b>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i>

624
00:32:02,632 --> 00:32:05,221
<b>IS THAT IT ALLOWED</b>
<b>DAVE TO BE HIS ENTIRE SELF,</b>

625
00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:08,561
<b>TO EXPRESS HIS INTELLECT,</b>
<b>HIS ANGER, HIS MORALITY,</b>

626
00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:12,694
<b>HIS SILLINESS, HIS HYPOCRISIES,</b>
<b>HIS SADNESS, HIS BLAZING TALENT.</b>

627
00:32:13,404 --> 00:32:15,241
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i>
<b>WAS A RARE THING.</b>

628
00:32:15,241 --> 00:32:18,498
<b>IT WAS A FULLY FACETED DOCUMENT</b>
<b>OF A HUMAN BEING LIVING IN THE</b>

629
00:32:18,498 --> 00:32:20,335
<b>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,</b>

630
00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:22,380
<b>WHILE HAVING THE SURREAL</b>
<b>EXPERIENCE OF BEING</b>

631
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,384
<b>BORN WITH BLACK SKIN.</b>

632
00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:27,182
<b>SO YOU KNOW,</b>
<i><b> PLAYBOY AFTER DARK.</b></i>

633
00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:31,357
<b>ALSO, THE SHOW WAS PERSONAL. </b>

634
00:32:31,357 --> 00:32:33,027
<b>SEE, I ALWAYS FELT</b>
<b>LIKE DAVE BLAMED ME FOR THE</b>

635
00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:34,488
<b>FAILURE OF </b><i><b>HALF BAKED,</b></i>

636
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,200
<b>SO ONE DAY WE WERE</b>
<b>SHOOTING A SKETCH WHERE DAVE</b>

637
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,039
<b>QUIT THE SHOW BECAUSE HE</b>
<b>GOT OPRAH PREGNANT. AND UM...</b>

638
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,176
<b>AND WE'RE DOING A</b>
<b>SCENE WHEN HE'S GOING LIKE</b>

639
00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:46,554
<b>RAMPAGING</b>
<b>THROUGH THE OFFICES,</b>

640
00:32:46,554 --> 00:32:48,558
<b>AND HE GETS TO ME AND HE</b>
<b>DUMPS TRASH OVER MY HEAD.</b>

641
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,190
<b>AND HERE'S WHY I SUSPECT HE</b>
<b>BLAMED ME FOR </b><i><b>HALF BAKED.</b></i>

642
00:32:52,190 --> 00:32:54,361
<b>AS HE DUMPED THE</b>
<b>TRASH OVER MY HEAD,</b>

643
00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:57,367
<b>HE SAID "THIS IS</b>
<b>FOR </b><i><b>HALF BAKED".</b></i>

644
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,840
<b>ALRIGHT, AS YOU CAN SEE HE</b>
<b>CLAIMS THAT I ACTUALLY WROTE</b>

645
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,637
<b>THAT LINE AND</b>
<b>TOLD HIM TO SAY IT,</b>

646
00:33:07,971 --> 00:33:10,268
<b>WHICH IS THE ONLY TIME</b>
<b>THIS ENTIRE EVENING THAT I</b>

647
00:33:10,268 --> 00:33:14,067
<b>WILL BE RECEIVING ANY</b>
<b>CREDIT FOR </b><i><b>CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.</b></i>

648
00:33:16,322 --> 00:33:18,075
<b></b>

649
00:33:18,576 --> 00:33:20,371
<b>DONNELL: ME AND DAVE ARE BOTH</b>
<b>FROM D.C., WHICH MEANS THAT </b>

650
00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,542
<b>WE STARTED OUR CAREERS</b>
<b>TAKING THE TRAIN TO</b>

651
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,755
<b>FUCKING COMEDY SHOWS.</b>

652
00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,967
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE IS HE</b>
<b>OLDEST YOUNG COMEDIAN IN</b>

653
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,804
<b>THE FUCKING BUSINESS.</b>

654
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:33,397
<b>"I'M FUCKING 44, BEEN DOING</b>
<b>COMEDY FOR 43 YEARS!"</b>

655
00:33:35,818 --> 00:33:37,405
<b>THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS BORN,</b>

656
00:33:37,405 --> 00:33:40,870
<b>CAME OUT, "WAAH,</b>
<b>KNOCK-KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER!</b>

657
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,928
<b>WITH A CIGARETTE IN HIS</b>
<b>HAND AT THE SAME TIME.</b>

658
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:51,517
<b>THE DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW.</b>

659
00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:53,479
<b>BEING ON THAT</b>
<b>SHOW CHANGED MY LIFE.</b>

660
00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:55,817
<b>BUT ONE CHARACTER IN PARTICULAR,</b>
<b>"ASHY LARRY" A LOT OF PEOPLE</b>

661
00:33:55,817 --> 00:33:58,447
<b>REMEMBER ME AS ASHY LARRY.</b>

662
00:33:59,324 --> 00:34:01,035
<b>AND WHEN WE DID THAT,</b>
<b>DAVE WAS LIKE,</b>

663
00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:03,039
<b>"DONNELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA</b>
<b>DO TO PREPARE FOR THE ROLE</b>

664
00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:04,084
<b>OF ASHY LARRY?"</b>

665
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,380
<b>I SAID, "I'M GONNA</b>
<b>TAKE A SHOWER, NIGGA...</b>

666
00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:08,509
<b>AND JUST DRY OFF I'LL BE THE</b>

667
00:34:08,509 --> 00:34:10,889
<b>ASHIEST MOTHERFUCKER</b>
<b>IN HOLLYWOOD.</b>

668
00:34:12,976 --> 00:34:17,736
<b>DAVE: I'M FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.</b>
<b>CHOCOLATE CITY.</b>

669
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,456
<b>FOR US, NIGGA, IS A PRONOUN.</b>

670
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,380
<b>WE HAVE VERY THICK SKIN.</b>

671
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,760
<b>WE DON'T SHY</b>
<b>AWAY FROM THE JOKES.</b>

672
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,851
<b>IN FACT, HUMOR WAS</b>
<b>OUR MODE OF SURVIVAL.</b>

673
00:34:33,851 --> 00:34:37,317
<b>THE ONLY REASON I NEVER GOT MY</b>
<b>ASS WHOPPED ON THESE STREETS IS</b>

674
00:34:37,317 --> 00:34:39,529
<b>BECAUSE NIGGA'S KNEW...</b>

675
00:34:39,529 --> 00:34:42,452
<b>I'M HILARIOUS. </b>

676
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,631
<b>I WAS GETTING READY</b>
<b>TO START HIGH SCHOOL,</b>

677
00:34:48,631 --> 00:34:50,301
<b>WE HAD A PRINCIPAL NAMED,</b>
<b>RALPH NEAL.</b>

678
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,639
<b>THAT NIGGA HAD JUST SEEN</b>
<i><b> LEAN ON ME</b></i><b> AND WAS WALKING</b>

679
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,436
<b>AROUND WITH A</b>
<b>BULL-HORN LIKE THAT WAS HIM.</b>

680
00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:59,403
<b>. </b>

681
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,490
<b>I HAD JUST GONE TO</b>
<b>MIDDLE SCHOOL IN OHIO,</b>

682
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,659
<b>I WAS GONE FOR THREE YEARS.</b>

683
00:35:02,659 --> 00:35:05,957
<b>IN THE THREE YEARS I WAS GONE,</b>
<b>CRACK CAME OUT.</b>

684
00:35:05,957 --> 00:35:07,877
<b>I CAME BACK TO WASHINGTON...</b>

685
00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:10,300
<b>YOU GUY'S</b>
<b>REMEMBER CRACK DON'T YOU?</b>

686
00:35:12,721 --> 00:35:15,226
<b>YOU REMEMBER WHAT</b>
<b>IT DID TO THIS CITY.</b>

687
00:35:15,226 --> 00:35:17,814
<b>THAT'S WHY IT'S STRANGE TO SEE</b>
<b>SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE JOGGING AND</b>

688
00:35:17,814 --> 00:35:22,198
<b>PUSHING STROLLERS AND THINGS,</b>
<b>CAUSE ALL THESE NIGGA'S IN D.C.</b>

689
00:35:22,198 --> 00:35:24,536
<b>DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING. </b>

690
00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:26,999
<b>WE DID THE HARD PART. </b>

691
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,254
<b>THIS IS A BLACK CITY.</b>

692
00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:30,715
<b>THEY CALL IT CHOCOLATE CITY...</b>

693
00:35:30,715 --> 00:35:35,141
<b>NOT BECAUSE, SHIT HAS</b>
<b>NOTHING TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE...</b>

694
00:35:36,352 --> 00:35:38,522
<b>THAT WAS NIGGA'S.</b>

695
00:35:40,985 --> 00:35:43,866
<b>SARAH: I MET DAVE</b>
<b>HERE IN WASHINGTON, DC.</b>

696
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,916
<b>UH, YEAH,</b>
<b>I WAS, UH,</b>

697
00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:51,757
<b>I WAS 19, HE WAS 17</b>
<b>WE WERE DOING A GIG AT A</b>

698
00:35:51,757 --> 00:35:54,053
<b>CLUB CALLED, GARVIN'S...</b>

699
00:35:54,429 --> 00:35:58,187
<b>AND I REMEMBER DAVE AND I WENT</b>
<b>TO MCDONALDS BETWEEN SHOWS AND</b>

700
00:35:58,187 --> 00:36:00,650
<b>WE TALKED BOUT COMEDY</b>
<b>AND HIS FUTURE; </b>

701
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:03,447
<b>WHAT HIS FUTURE PLANS</b>
<b>WERE GONNA BE AND I SAID,</b>

702
00:36:03,447 --> 00:36:05,660
<b>"COME TO NEW YORK CITY!"</b>

703
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:09,501
<b>AND AFTER HE</b>
<b>GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL...</b>

704
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:14,803
<b>UH, HE DID AND AND HE CAME TO</b>
<b>NEW YORK AND WE WORKED AT THE</b>

705
00:36:14,803 --> 00:36:15,930
<b>SAME COMEDY CLUB,</b>

706
00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,934
<b>THE BOSTON</b>
<b>COMEDY CLUB AND UH...</b>

707
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,479
<b>.</b>

708
00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:20,857
<b>ALRIGHT.</b>

709
00:36:20,857 --> 00:36:23,821
<b>I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE CONFUSING,</b>
<b>IT WAS A CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY</b>

710
00:36:23,821 --> 00:36:25,324
<b>CALLED THE BOSTON COMEDY CLUB.</b>

711
00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:28,456
<b>LOOK, I DON'T COME UP WITH THE</b>
<b>NAMES, COKE-HEADS DO.</b>

712
00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:34,551
<b>BUT IN NEW YORK, DAVE WAS</b>
<b>IMMEDIATELY BELOVED BY THE</b>

713
00:36:34,551 --> 00:36:36,346
<b>STAND UP COMEDY COMMUNITY.</b>

714
00:36:36,346 --> 00:36:39,895
<b>I REMEMBER HE GOT A PART</b>
<b>IN A MEL BROOKS MOVIE,</b>

715
00:36:39,895 --> 00:36:41,690
<i><b> ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS</b></i>

716
00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:44,153
<b>AND WE WERE ALL LIKE,</b>
<b>"DAVE MADE IT!" </b>

717
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,668
<b>DAVE: WHO'S THE MAN,</b>
<b>WHO'S THE MAN?</b>

718
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:55,050
<b>SARAH: BUT HE</b>
<b>CAME BACK FROM L.A.</b>

719
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:58,682
<b>AND HE GOT RIGHT ON STAGE</b>
<b>TO TALK ABOUT HIS TRIP OUT WEST</b>

720
00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:02,399
<b>AND HOW HE FINALLY WENT TO</b>
<b>COMPTON AFTER HEARING SO MUCH</b>

721
00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:05,321
<b>ABOUT IT AND HE WAS LIKE...</b>

722
00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:09,246
<b>STUNNED TO SEE THAT</b>
<b>PEOPLE THERE HAD YARDS.</b>

723
00:37:12,377 --> 00:37:15,925
<b>ALL THE LORE OF COMPTON</b>
<b>AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE,</b>

724
00:37:15,925 --> 00:37:18,264
<b>MOWING THEIR LAWNS.</b>

725
00:37:19,558 --> 00:37:21,395
<b>AND, OF COURSE THEY WERE,</b>

726
00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:23,607
<b>BUT THERE WAS JUST</b>
<b>LIKE, SOMETHING ABOUT THAT</b>

727
00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:26,112
<b>TINY LITTLE DETAIL AND</b>
<b>THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.</b>

728
00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:30,329
<b>HE, HE LET'S HIMSELF BE</b>
<b>SURPRISED BY WHAT HE LEARNS AND</b>

729
00:37:30,329 --> 00:37:35,631
<b>THEN HE TAKES US WITH HIM AS HE</b>
<b>LOOKS AT IT FROM EVERY ANGLE,</b>

730
00:37:35,631 --> 00:37:37,802
<b>YOU KNOW, ANGLES THAT</b>
<b>MOST OF US DON'T EVEN SEE.</b>

731
00:37:38,554 --> 00:37:40,433
<b>DAVE: ISN'T IT</b>
<b>WEIRD HOW THIS DISEASE</b>

732
00:37:40,433 --> 00:37:41,977
<b>JUST STARTS IN 1980 AND</b>

733
00:37:41,977 --> 00:37:43,689
<b>IT DOESN'T KILL</b>
<b>ANYBODY BUT NIGGAS,</b>

734
00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:45,443
<b>FAGS AND JUNKIES?</b>

735
00:37:45,443 --> 00:37:48,324
<b>ISN'T THAT A FUCKING</b>
<b>AMAZING COINCIDENCE THAT</b>

736
00:37:48,324 --> 00:37:51,997
<b>THIS DISEASE HATES EVERYBODY</b>
<b>THAT OLD WHITE PEOPLE HATE?</b>

737
00:37:54,669 --> 00:37:57,509
<b>I THINK EITHER GOD IS WHITE OR</b>
<b>THE GOVERNMENT HID THAT SHIT</b>

738
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,638
<b>IN DISCO BALLS.</b>

739
00:38:00,515 --> 00:38:01,975
<b>SARAH: HE'S ALWAYS THINKING</b>
<b>ABOUT STUFF,</b>

740
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:05,691
<b>HE'S EXAMINING</b>
<b>EVERYTHING AND HE REALLY, LIKE,</b>

741
00:38:05,691 --> 00:38:07,570
<b>HE GET'S IN HIS OWN WORLD.</b>

742
00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:08,739
<b>DAVE: NOW, THIS IS</b>
<b>HOW I KNEW I WAS I</b>

743
00:38:08,739 --> 00:38:09,950
<b>A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.</b>

744
00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:11,495
<b>YOU ONLY SEE THIS IN</b>
<b>THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS.</b>

745
00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:13,164
<b>REMEMBER, IT'S</b>
<b>3:00 IN THE MORNING.</b>

746
00:38:13,164 --> 00:38:15,336
<b>IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.</b>

747
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,757
<b>I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW...</b>

748
00:38:18,509 --> 00:38:21,682
<b>THERE WAS A FUCKING BABY</b>
<b>STANDING ON THE CORNER.</b>

749
00:38:25,815 --> 00:38:27,694
<b>AND THE BABY DIDN'T</b>
<b>EVEN LOOK SCARED!</b>

750
00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:29,990
<b>IT WAS JUST STANDING THERE.</b>

751
00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:36,169
<b>AND IT MADE ME SAD,</b>
<b>IT MADE ME SAD REALLY.</b>

752
00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:38,757
<b>CAUSE I WANTED TO HELP THE BABY.</b>

753
00:38:39,676 --> 00:38:41,763
<b>"HMM, I DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER,</b>
<b>I'M SORRY, CLICK"!</b>

754
00:38:45,396 --> 00:38:48,067
<b>SARAH: I REMEMBER, UM, WERE</b>
<b>WERE TOGETHER IN VANCOUVER AND</b>

755
00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:52,744
<b>HE CAME OVER TO SMOKE A JOINT</b>
<b>AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID.</b>

756
00:38:53,621 --> 00:38:55,625
<b>HE CAME OVER...</b>

757
00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:00,635
<b>AND HE SMOKED A JOINT.</b>

758
00:39:01,428 --> 00:39:05,394
<b>THE WHOLE THING,</b>
<b>LIKE, BY HIMSELF</b>

759
00:39:08,107 --> 00:39:10,070
<b>WHILE PONTIFICATING</b>
<b>ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S</b>

760
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:11,280
<b>WRONG WITH THE WORLD.</b>

761
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,704
<b>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH</b>
<b>THE WORLD, A LACK OF SHARING. </b>

762
00:39:15,998 --> 00:39:19,338
<b>IT'S, I THINK IT'S,</b>
<b>"PUFF-PUFF-PASS"</b>

763
00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:22,261
<b>NOT "PUFF-PUFF-PUFF-PUFF!"</b>

764
00:39:24,474 --> 00:39:25,810
<b>DAVE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?</b>

765
00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:28,941
<b>YOU'RE GETTING THE</b>
<b>FREAKING MARK TWAIN PRIZE!</b>

766
00:39:28,941 --> 00:39:30,611
<b>DAVE: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.</b>

767
00:39:30,611 --> 00:39:32,657
<b>. </b>

768
00:39:32,657 --> 00:39:34,661
<b>SARAH: YOU DESERVE IT!</b>

769
00:39:34,661 --> 00:39:36,163
<b>IT'S THE RIGHT THING.</b>

770
00:39:36,163 --> 00:39:38,377
<b>IT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT</b>
<b>THAT YOU'RE GETTING THE</b>

771
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,005
<b>MARK TWAIN PRIZE</b>

772
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:43,219
<b>BECAUSE YOU BOTH LOVE USING THE</b>
<b>"N-WORD" IN YOUR MASTERPIECES. </b>

773
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,647
<b>DAVE: HOW IS IT</b>
<b>THAT I CAN SAY THE WORD</b>

774
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:51,027
<b>"NIGGER" WITH IMPUNITY...</b>

775
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:56,413
<b>BUT I CAN'T SAY THE WORD,</b>
<b>"FAGGOT"?</b>

776
00:39:58,751 --> 00:40:03,384
<b>AND SHE SAID, "BECAUSE DAVID,</b>
<b>YOU ARE NOT GAY."</b>

777
00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:11,359
<b>I SAID, "WELL RENEE,</b>
<b>I'M NOT A NIGGER EITHER."</b>

778
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,379
<b>DAVE: THE FACT THAT</b>
<b>YOU'RE HERE IS ALL I EVER NEED.</b>

779
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,970
<b>JON: I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE,</b>
<b>UNCONDITIONALLY. </b>

780
00:40:26,264 --> 00:40:28,936
<b>I MET DAVE IN, IN THE 90S,</b>
<b>THE EARLY 90S,</b>

781
00:40:28,936 --> 00:40:32,401
<b>HE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD KID,</b>
<b>COMING TO NEW YORK CITY,</b>

782
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,365
<b>JUST OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,</b>

783
00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:37,620
<b>CUTTING HIS TEETH ON WHAT</b>
<b>WERE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST</b>

784
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,375
<b>COMEDY ROOMS IN THE COUNTRY,</b>

785
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:45,970
<b>AND HE WAS SHOCKINGLY</b>
<b>FORMED AT 17 YEARS OLD.</b>

786
00:40:46,763 --> 00:40:50,228
<b>AND YOU WOULD, OLD GRIZZLED</b>
<b>COMEDY VETERANS FROM THERE,</b>

787
00:40:50,604 --> 00:40:54,571
<b>YOU WOULD THINK WE</b>
<b>WOULD HAVE NOTHING BUT ANGER</b>

788
00:40:54,571 --> 00:40:58,495
<b>AT THIS YOUNG PRODIGY,</b>
<b>THIS YOUNG MOZART.</b>

789
00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:04,507
<b>AND YET, YOU LOVED HIM</b>
<b>BECAUSE OF THE KINDNESS</b>

790
00:41:04,507 --> 00:41:06,845
<b>OF HIS SPIRIT, AND...</b>

791
00:41:06,845 --> 00:41:08,181
<b>EVEN BACK THEN,</b>

792
00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:12,189
<b>I KNEW HOW HILARIOUS HE</b>
<b>WAS AND HOW INSIGHTFUL HE WAS.</b>

793
00:41:12,482 --> 00:41:15,153
<b>I REMEMBER, WE</b>
<b>WORKED TOGETHER IN THE 2000'S,</b>

794
00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:17,157
<b>WE WERE BOTH AT COMEDY CENTRAL.</b>
<b>I WAS AT </b><i><b>THE DAILY SHOW,</b></i>

795
00:41:17,157 --> 00:41:19,453
<b>DAVE WAS AT</b>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i><b> AND,</b>

796
00:41:19,996 --> 00:41:24,463
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i><b> WAS THIS</b>
<b>ROCKET SHIP THAT HE HAD CREATED.</b>

797
00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:27,762
<b>AND IT BECAME THIS</b>
<b>CULTURAL PHENOMENON,</b>

798
00:41:29,473 --> 00:41:32,522
<b>AND COMEDY CENTRAL WOULD DO</b>
<b>ANYTHING TO KEEP IT GOING.</b>

799
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:36,697
<b>AND THEY OFFERED DAVE $50</b>
<b>MILLION TO JUST GIVE THEM,</b>

800
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:39,118
<b>JUST GIVE THEM ONE MORE,</b>
<b>JUST GIVE US ONE MORE.</b>

801
00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:42,082
<b>BUT DAVE AT THAT</b>
<b>MOMENT WAS CONFLICTED</b>

802
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:45,171
<b>BECAUSE OF THE DIFFICULTY</b>
<b>OF HOW THE SHOW WAS TO DO,</b>

803
00:41:45,548 --> 00:41:50,098
<b>BECAUSE HE WONDERED ABOUT</b>
<b>ITS IMPACT ON THE AUDIENCE THAT</b>

804
00:41:50,098 --> 00:41:53,479
<b>HE MEANT IT FOR,</b>
<b>AND HE WALKED AWAY.</b>

805
00:41:54,774 --> 00:41:58,949
<b>AND IT WAS THAT MOMENT</b>
<b>THAT I REMEMBER THINKING...</b>

806
00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:03,249
<b>"COMEDY CENTRAL</b>
<b>HAS $50 MILLION?"</b>

807
00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:14,521
<b>(GROANING)</b>

808
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:22,412
<b>"THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T</b>
<b>EVEN LET US HAVE SNACKS AT</b>

809
00:42:22,412 --> 00:42:24,834
<i><b> THE DAILY SHOW!"</b></i>

810
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:29,426
<b>THEY HAD $50 MILLION.</b>

811
00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:39,029
<b>WELL AT THAT POINT DAVE</b>
<b>HE LEFT, HE WAS DONE.</b>

812
00:42:39,405 --> 00:42:43,121
<b>BUT I KNEW, THAT MONEY</b>
<b>WAS GOING TO NEED A HOME.</b>

813
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:51,470
<b>DAVE, I WANT YOU... </b>

814
00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:55,061
<b>I'M SORRY. I WANT</b>
<b>YOU TO KNOW TONIGHT,</b>

815
00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:58,819
<b>THAT I RAISED THAT</b>
<b>MONEY LIKE IT WAS MY OWN.</b>

816
00:43:04,747 --> 00:43:05,958
<b>MO: THIS MAN IS UNBELIEVABLE.</b>

817
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,421
<b>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT</b>
<b>JUST HIS STAND-UP AND HOW HE</b>

818
00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:11,093
<b>INTERACTS WITH PEOPLE;</b>
<b>RANDOM PEOPLE, RANDOM FANS.</b>

819
00:43:11,093 --> 00:43:13,306
<b>WE WERE IN</b>
<b>MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA...</b>

820
00:43:13,306 --> 00:43:15,018
<b>WHITE KID JUST FREAKS OUT,</b>

821
00:43:15,018 --> 00:43:18,149
<b>"OH, MY GOD, DAVE CHAPPELLE!"</b>

822
00:43:18,734 --> 00:43:20,780
<b>HE JUST LOSES HIS</b>
<b>SHIT AND I'M LIKE,</b>

823
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,491
<b>"HEY MAN, RELAX, RELAX."</b>

824
00:43:22,491 --> 00:43:24,119
<b>YOU KNOW, CAUSE PEOPLE THINK,</b>
<b>CAUSE I'M SO BIG</b>

825
00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:25,664
<b>I'M HIS SECURITY AND SHIT.</b>

826
00:43:25,664 --> 00:43:26,792
<b>I'M LIKE, "RELAX."</b>

827
00:43:26,792 --> 00:43:29,714
<b>HE'S LIKE, "COME ON, MAN.</b>
<b>OH, MY GOD, DAVE CHAPPELLE!</b>

828
00:43:29,714 --> 00:43:33,054
<b>PLEASE COME UP TO MY APARTMENT,</b>
<b>I HAVE SOME WEED!"</b>

829
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:37,354
<b>AND DAVE LOOKED AT ME AND I</b>
<b>LOOKED BACK AT HIM;</b>

830
00:43:37,354 --> 00:43:39,483
<b>I WAS LIKE, "I AM OUT</b>
<b>OF WEED, BRO LETS...</b>

831
00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:44,284
<b>AT LEAST CHECK OUT</b>
<b>WHAT THIS SITUATION IS.</b>

832
00:43:44,284 --> 00:43:46,497
<b>LET'S SEE WHERE IT TAKES US."</b>

833
00:43:46,497 --> 00:43:47,792
<b>YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?</b>

834
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,211
<b>SO, WE GO UP TO HIS APARTMENT.</b>

835
00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:51,507
<b>I GO IN, I SEE THIS GIANT JAR</b>
<b>FULL OF WEED JUST LIKE</b>

836
00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:53,469
<b>WHITE PEOPLE HAVE AND</b>
<b>I TAKE MY NUGGET,</b>

837
00:43:53,846 --> 00:43:57,018
<b>I WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU SO MUCH"</b>
<b>AND WE WERE ABOUT TO WALK OUT</b>

838
00:43:57,018 --> 00:44:00,191
<b>AND THE ENTIRE TIME HE STARTS</b>
<b>POUNDING ON HIS ROOMMATES DOOR.</b>

839
00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:01,778
<b>(KNOCKING NOISE)</b>

840
00:44:01,778 --> 00:44:03,531
<b>"WAKE UP, BRO!</b>

841
00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:04,993
<b>WE GOT, WE GOT FUCKING</b>

842
00:44:04,993 --> 00:44:08,082
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE</b>
<b>IN OUR APARTMENT!"</b>

843
00:44:09,459 --> 00:44:12,675
<b>BUT HE WON'T WAKE UP</b>
<b>TO SAVE HIS LIFE.</b>

844
00:44:12,675 --> 00:44:15,973
<b>AND WE'RE LEAVING, HE'S LIKE,</b>
<b>"PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE.</b>

845
00:44:15,973 --> 00:44:19,229
<b>PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE OF ME"</b>
<b>AND DAVE WAS LIKE,</b>

846
00:44:19,229 --> 00:44:21,693
<b>"HEY MAN, WE'RE MOVING</b>
<b>IN THE NIGHT RIGHT NOW.</b>

847
00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:24,031
<b>FOR SECURITY PURPOSES...</b>

848
00:44:25,701 --> 00:44:27,579
<b>WE CAN'T BE DOING IT."</b>

849
00:44:27,579 --> 00:44:31,337
<b>WE START WALKING DOWN HIS STAIRS</b>
<b>AND HE'S UP ON THE TOP</b>

850
00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:36,388
<b>OF HIS STAIRS HE'S LIKE,</b>
<b>"NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE ME!"</b>

851
00:44:40,355 --> 00:44:42,651
<b>YOU MURDERED IT!</b>

852
00:44:43,695 --> 00:44:45,490
<b>DAVE: SHOUT OUT TO</b>
<b>WASHINGTON, D.C.'S MAYOR,</b>

853
00:44:45,490 --> 00:44:48,162
<b>MURIEL BOWSER.</b>

854
00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:55,301
<b>I GOTTA TELL YOU, YOU'RE A</b>
<b>VERY SPECIAL PERSON TO ME.</b>

855
00:44:55,928 --> 00:45:00,729
<b>WE'RE ONLY A YEAR APART AND</b>
<b>YOU RUN OUR CITY WONDERFULLY.</b>

856
00:45:02,065 --> 00:45:04,988
<b>I WALK TO MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL...</b>

857
00:45:04,988 --> 00:45:10,623
<b>MAN, MURIEL ARRANGED A</b>
<b>$150 MILLION RENOVATION TO THE</b>

858
00:45:10,623 --> 00:45:13,797
<b>DUKE ELLINGTON</b>
<b>SCHOOL OF THE ARTS.</b>

859
00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:16,677
<b>I WAS SO JEALOUS OF</b>
<b>THE STUDENTS THERE.</b>

860
00:45:16,677 --> 00:45:20,101
<b>YOU REALLY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME</b>
<b>AND YOU REALLY DID A BLESSING TO</b>

861
00:45:20,101 --> 00:45:22,105
<b>THIS CITY AND THANK YOU,</b>

862
00:45:22,105 --> 00:45:25,779
<b>THANK YOU AND</b>
<b>THANK YOU, SINCERELY.</b>

863
00:45:27,365 --> 00:45:29,369
<b>I'VE NEVER VOTED IN WASHINGTON,</b>

864
00:45:29,369 --> 00:45:33,544
<b>BUT GOD DAMN IT IF I DID,</b>
<b>I'D VOTE FOR YOU.</b>

865
00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:35,590
<b>AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?</b>

866
00:45:35,590 --> 00:45:39,222
<b>IF YOU SMOKED CRACK</b>
<b>I'D STILL VOTE FOR YOU.</b>

867
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,980
<b>I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T,</b>
<b>BUT IF YOU EVER WANT TO,</b>

868
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,776
<b>INDULGE YOURSELF.</b>

869
00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:47,572
<b>YOU GOT THAT KIND OF</b>
<b>WIGGLE ROOM WITH ME.</b>

870
00:45:48,115 --> 00:45:50,578
<b>.</b>

871
00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:56,090
<b>EDDIE: I FIRST BECAME</b>
<b>AWARE OF DAVE CHAPPELLE</b>

872
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,845
<b>RIGHT AROUND BEFORE THE</b>
<b>FIRST </b><i><b>NUTTY PROFESSOR.</b></i>

873
00:45:59,304 --> 00:46:01,141
<b>CAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY</b>
<b>THAT ROLE THAT HE PLAYED.</b>

874
00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,814
<b>AND THEN I KINDA SAW</b>
<b>HIM AND I WAS LIKE,</b>

875
00:46:03,814 --> 00:46:06,443
<b>"HEY THAT GUY RIGHT THERE,</b>
<b>THAT KID, THAT KID WOULD BE</b>

876
00:46:06,443 --> 00:46:07,947
<b>FUNNY PLAYING THAT ROLE.</b>

877
00:46:08,281 --> 00:46:09,826
<b>DAVE: I TRIED TO BE PEACEFUL,</b>

878
00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:13,291
<b>BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR REGGIE TO</b>
<b>KARATIZIE YO ASS!</b>

879
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:15,128
<b>EDDIE: WHOO!</b>

880
00:46:15,128 --> 00:46:17,757
<b>DAVE IS SO MUCH</b>
<b>SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.</b>

881
00:46:18,592 --> 00:46:21,056
<b>LIKE, DAVE IS ONE OF THE MOST;</b>

882
00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:23,812
<b>MAYBE THE MOST</b>
<b>INTELLECTUAL COMEDIAN EVER.</b>

883
00:46:24,396 --> 00:46:27,862
<b>DAVE: IT TOOK US 400 YEARS</b>
<b>TO FIGURE OUT, AS A PEOPLE,</b>

884
00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:30,700
<b>THAT WHITE PEOPLE'S</b>
<b>WEAKNESS THE WHOLE TIME...</b>

885
00:46:31,452 --> 00:46:33,999
<b>WAS KNEELING DURING</b>
<b>THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.</b>

886
00:46:37,213 --> 00:46:39,217
<b>THAT'S A BRITTLE SPIRIT.</b>

887
00:46:40,219 --> 00:46:41,263
<b>THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGA.</b>

888
00:46:41,263 --> 00:46:43,017
<i><b> ♪ ON THE ROCKETS RED GLARE ♪♪</b></i>

889
00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:45,188
<b>(SCREAMING)</b>

890
00:46:45,521 --> 00:46:48,611
<b>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NIGGER?</b>
<b>STAND UP!"</b>

891
00:46:48,611 --> 00:46:51,742
<b>EDDIE: HE STRETCHED THE ART FORM</b>
<b>AND UH, HIS IMPACT ON THE</b>

892
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:55,375
<b>CULTURE, UH, HE IS THE</b>
<b>VOICE OF HIS GENERATION.</b>

893
00:46:56,043 --> 00:46:59,549
<b>WITHOUT QUESTION,</b>
<b>NOBODY'S EVEN CLOSE TO HIM.</b>

894
00:47:08,985 --> 00:47:11,615
<b>.</b>

895
00:47:12,325 --> 00:47:15,373
<b>BRADLEY: WOW.</b>
<b>ALRIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.</b>

896
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,839
<b>MY DAUGHTER'S BACK THERE, AND</b>
<b>I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL DAVE THAT I</b>

897
00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:21,593
<b>GOT TO MEET YOU</b>
<b>BEFORE I HAD MY DAUGHTER.</b>

898
00:47:22,429 --> 00:47:24,057
<b>NO THAT'S A GOOD THING. </b>

899
00:47:24,433 --> 00:47:26,353
<b>BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME</b>
<b>HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN,</b>

900
00:47:26,353 --> 00:47:28,774
<b>YOU TEACH ME HOW</b>
<b>TO BE A BETTER MAN.</b>

901
00:47:28,774 --> 00:47:31,697
<b>SO I, I JUST REALIZED IT.</b>

902
00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:37,709
<b>THAT'S HIM, RIGHT.</b>
<b>THAT'S YOUR BOY?</b>

903
00:47:38,794 --> 00:47:43,554
<b>DAVE: JACK, HE'S AS OLD NOW AS</b>
<b>YOU WERE WHEN I MET YOU.</b>

904
00:47:46,101 --> 00:47:48,647
<b>SAW YOU ON YOUTUBE,</b>
<b>THE VIDEO WITH THE GIRL.</b>

905
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:50,610
<b>BRADLEY: YEAH.</b>

906
00:47:52,572 --> 00:47:53,866
<b>DAVE: IT MADE ME HAPPY, MAN.</b>

907
00:47:53,866 --> 00:47:55,745
<b>YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU.</b>

908
00:47:55,745 --> 00:47:59,002
<b>YOU WERE JUST,</b>
<b>JUST DOING IT, BRO.</b>

909
00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:02,342
<b>BRADLEY: I GOTTA SAY, I'M NOT</b>
<b>KIDDING, PROBABLY THE BEST SCENE</b>

910
00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,679
<b>I'VE EVER DONE</b>
<b>WITH ANOTHER ACTOR.</b>

911
00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:06,517
<b>REALLY. </b>

912
00:48:08,771 --> 00:48:10,608
<b>I WROTE IT FOR YOU. </b>

913
00:48:10,608 --> 00:48:11,945
<b>IT TOOK TWO YEARS, </b>

914
00:48:11,945 --> 00:48:14,241
<b>BUT YOU GAVE YOUR</b>
<b>SOUL TO ME IN THAT DAY,</b>

915
00:48:14,241 --> 00:48:16,370
<b>AND THE FACT THAT YOU SHOWED UP,</b>
<b>I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT,</b>

916
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:18,917
<b>I COULDN'T BELIEVE</b>
<b>YOU DID ME THAT FAVOR.</b>

917
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,130
<b>AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT MAN.</b>

918
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,551
<b>THAT WAS, IT WAS, AND</b>
<b>I LOVE THAT IT'S LOCKED,</b>

919
00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:27,058
<b>FOREVER ONSCREEN</b>
<b>BECAUSE ITS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.</b>

920
00:48:27,058 --> 00:48:30,398
<b>AND THE WHOLE SET WAS JUST</b>
<b>CRACKLING WITH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN</b>

921
00:48:30,398 --> 00:48:31,817
<b>YOU'RE AROUND DAVE CHAPPELLE,</b>

922
00:48:31,817 --> 00:48:35,491
<b>THIS BUT THIS IS A VERY,</b>
<b>VERY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL.</b>

923
00:48:36,577 --> 00:48:37,912
<b>THE OTHER THING I</b>
<b>JUST WANTED TO SAY WAS</b>

924
00:48:37,912 --> 00:48:39,291
<b>I DON'T KNOW</b>
<b>HOW IT HAPPENED,</b>

925
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,005
<b>WHAT WITH THE GENETICS AND</b>
<b>GROWING UP IN DC,</b>

926
00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,340
<b>THE DUKE ELLINGTON SCHOOL,</b>

927
00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:44,969
<b>FIRST DOING STANDUP</b>
<b>AT 8 YEARS OLD,</b>

928
00:48:44,969 --> 00:48:47,390
<b>I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBINATION</b>
<b>OCCURRED TO MAKE YOU</b>

929
00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:48,768
<b>WHO YOU ARE,</b>

930
00:48:48,768 --> 00:48:51,023
<b>BUT I'M JUST SO LUCKY I'M ALIVE</b>
<b>AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE</b>

931
00:48:51,023 --> 00:48:54,947
<b>SO I CAN WATCH YOU BE</b>
<b>A HUMAN AND AN ARTIST.</b>

932
00:48:57,327 --> 00:49:00,625
<b>AND, AND WE THROW THIS TERM,</b>
<b>WE THROW THIS TERM AROUND.</b>

933
00:49:01,043 --> 00:49:02,629
<b>"GENIUS"</b>

934
00:49:02,629 --> 00:49:05,051
<b>AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT GENIUS</b>
<b>YOU THINK LIKE MAYBE ALOOF,</b>

935
00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:06,428
<b>SOCIALLY UNAWARE.</b>

936
00:49:06,428 --> 00:49:08,975
<b>YOU'RE EVEN UNIQUE AS A</b>
<b>GENIUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE</b>

937
00:49:08,975 --> 00:49:12,273
<b>A TRAIT THAT IS, IT'S EMPATHY.</b>

938
00:49:13,025 --> 00:49:15,029
<b>YOU KNOW, YOU TREAT</b>
<b>EVERYBODY THE SAME.</b>

939
00:49:15,029 --> 00:49:17,492
<b>THAT'S MY FAVORITE</b>
<b>THING ABOUT YOU.</b>

940
00:49:17,492 --> 00:49:18,744
<b>SO THANK YOU MY FRIEND.</b>

941
00:49:18,744 --> 00:49:20,331
<b>I'M STILL MAD ABOUT </b><i><b>SNL.</b></i>

942
00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:22,210
<b>IN THE MONOLOGUE YOU DID SAY,</b>
<b>YOU KNOW, YOU WERE AT</b>

943
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:23,254
<b>THE WHITE HOUSE...</b>

944
00:49:23,712 --> 00:49:25,675
<b>DAVE: AND IT WAS A</b>
<b>HUGE PARTY AND EVERYBODY</b>

945
00:49:25,675 --> 00:49:27,846
<b>IN THERE WAS BLACK</b>
<b>EXCEPT FOR BRADLEY COOPER</b>

946
00:49:27,846 --> 00:49:29,182
<b>FOR SOME REASON.</b>

947
00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:31,145
<b>BRADLEY: AND</b>
<b>YOU SAW A SEA OF FACES,</b>

948
00:49:31,145 --> 00:49:32,438
<b>AND THERE WAS ONE</b>
<b>WHITE GUY AND IT WAS ME,</b>

949
00:49:32,438 --> 00:49:33,524
<b>YOU'RE LIKE "OH</b>
<b>BRADLEY COOPER'S HERE",</b>

950
00:49:33,524 --> 00:49:36,530
<b>WE WENT TOGETHER (BLEEP)</b>
<b>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!</b>

951
00:49:40,998 --> 00:49:43,043
<b>I LOVE YOU, BRO. I LOVE YOU. </b>

952
00:49:43,544 --> 00:49:45,882
<b>.</b>

953
00:49:48,262 --> 00:49:54,065
<b>♪ ♪</b>

954
00:49:58,782 --> 00:50:01,788
<i><b> ♪ ERYKAH: DO I REALLY ♪</b></i>

955
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:07,467
<i><b> ♪ WANT MY BABY ♪♪</b></i>

956
00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:09,513
<b>DAVE: MOST OF MY FRIENDS</b>
<b>ARE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE</b>

957
00:50:09,513 --> 00:50:13,437
<b>SOCIO-ECONOMIC LADDER AND MADE</b>
<b>IT TO THE MIDDLE AND THE TOP.</b>

958
00:50:15,816 --> 00:50:20,618
<i><b>♪ ERYKAH: TELL ME WHAT TO DO ♪♪</b></i>

959
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,207
<b>DAVE: CAUSE WE</b>
<b>ALL HAD A LONG TRIP.</b>

960
00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:27,340
<i><b> ♪ ERYKAH: I KNOW YOU GOT</b></i>
<i><b> TO GET YOUR HUSTLE ON ♪</b></i>

961
00:50:27,715 --> 00:50:31,265
<i><b> ♪ SO I PRAY ♪</b></i>

962
00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:38,988
<i><b> ♪ AND I UNDERSTAND</b></i>
<i><b> THE GAME, SOMETIMES ♪</b></i>

963
00:50:41,076 --> 00:50:43,706
<i><b> ♪ AND I LOVE YOU STRONG ♪♪</b></i>

964
00:50:44,165 --> 00:50:45,751
<b>DAVE: I LOVE GOING BACK.</b>

965
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:49,426
<b>I'VE BEEN BACK HERE MANY TIMES</b>
<b>BUT NOT TO CELEBRATE ME.</b>

966
00:50:49,801 --> 00:50:52,181
<i><b> ♪ BACKGROUND:</b></i>
<i><b> I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OWN ♪</b></i>

967
00:50:52,181 --> 00:50:55,187
<i><b> ♪ YOU SEE, SUMMER CAME AROUND</b></i>
<i><b> AND THE FLOWERS BLOOMED ♪</b></i>

968
00:50:55,187 --> 00:50:57,984
<i><b> ♪ HE BECAME THE SUN</b></i>
<i><b> I BECAME THE MOON ♪</b></i>

969
00:50:57,984 --> 00:51:02,493
<i><b> ♪ ERYKAH: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪♪</b></i>

970
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:11,345
<b>DAVE, I LOVE YOU.</b>
<b>WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.</b>

971
00:51:12,138 --> 00:51:15,686
<b>ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU CAUSE</b>
<b>YOU ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR US.</b>

972
00:51:15,686 --> 00:51:17,523
<b>AND I LOVE YOU STRONG, BUDDY.</b>

973
00:51:21,782 --> 00:51:24,162
<b>LORNE: RICHARD PRYOR</b>
<b>WAS THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF</b>

974
00:51:24,162 --> 00:51:25,623
<b>THE TWAIN PRIZE</b>

975
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,796
<b>WHEN I STARTED </b><i><b>SNL</b></i><b> HE WAS THE</b>
<b>FIRST PERSON I ASKED TO HOST. </b>

976
00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,971
<b>IN THE SUMMER OF 2016,</b>
<b>WITH THE ELECTION LOOMING,</b>

977
00:51:32,971 --> 00:51:35,268
<b>THERE WAS ANOTHER</b>
<b>PERSON WHO I WAS JUST AS</b>

978
00:51:35,268 --> 00:51:37,062
<b>DETERMINED TO HAVE.</b>

979
00:51:37,563 --> 00:51:39,651
<b>I KNEW THAT FOR THE</b>
<b>NOVEMBER TWELFTH SHOW,</b>

980
00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:42,115
<b>AFTER THE ELECTION,</b>
<b>IT HAD TO BE DAVE CHAPPELLE.</b>

981
00:51:43,325 --> 00:51:44,536
<b>DAVE: THANK YOU!</b>

982
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,665
<b>LORNE: I KNEW I NEEDED</b>
<b>SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN WHAT</b>

983
00:51:46,665 --> 00:51:48,794
<b>HAD JUST HAPPENED.</b>

984
00:51:51,258 --> 00:51:53,387
<b>I, I HAD TO HAVE DAVE</b>
<b>FOR THE SAME REASON I HAD</b>

985
00:51:53,387 --> 00:51:54,889
<b>TO HAVE RICHARD...</b>

986
00:51:54,889 --> 00:51:57,895
<b>HE'S A TRUTH TELLER AND THE</b>
<b>FUNNIEST PERSON WORKING TODAY.</b>

987
00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:02,070
<b>THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BIG</b>
<b>MOMENT FOR </b><i><b>SNL</b></i><b> AND FOR HIM.</b>

988
00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:06,120
<b>I KNEW WHEN THE MOMENT CAME,</b>
<b>DAVE WOULD BE READY FOR IT.</b>

989
00:52:06,621 --> 00:52:07,832
<b>DAVE: BUT AMERICA'S DONE IT.</b>

990
00:52:07,832 --> 00:52:10,421
<b>WE'VE ACTUALLY, WE'VE ACTUALLY</b>
<b>ELECTED AN INTERNET TROLL</b>

991
00:52:10,838 --> 00:52:13,469
<b>AS OUR PRESIDENT.</b>

992
00:52:16,098 --> 00:52:17,977
<b>THE WHITE'S ARE FURIOUS. </b>

993
00:52:17,977 --> 00:52:19,104
<b>THEY'VE NEVER SEEN</b>
<b>ANYTHING LIKE IT.</b>

994
00:52:19,104 --> 00:52:21,735
<b>I HADN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE THIS</b>
<b>MAD SINCE THE O.J. VERDICT.</b>

995
00:52:22,403 --> 00:52:24,282
<b>THERE WAS A SPLIT SCREEN WITH</b>
<b>WHITE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.</b>

996
00:52:24,282 --> 00:52:26,161
<b>(SCREAMS).</b>

997
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,803
<b>I'M NOT SAYING I ENJOY IT,</b>
<b>I'M JUST SAYING I'VE NEVER</b>

998
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,264
<b>SEEN THIS BEFORE.</b>

999
00:52:36,264 --> 00:52:38,936
<b>I WATCHED A WHITE RIOT IN</b>
<b>PORTLAND, OREGON ON TELEVISION</b>

1000
00:52:38,936 --> 00:52:40,481
<b>THE OTHER NIGHT.</b>

1001
00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:43,737
<b>LORNE: THAT WEDNESDAY,</b>
<b>THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION,</b>

1002
00:52:43,737 --> 00:52:45,825
<b>WE HAD OUR</b>
<b>READ-THROUGH FOR THE SHOW.</b>

1003
00:52:45,825 --> 00:52:48,037
<b>THE MOOD WAS PRETTY BLEAK.</b>

1004
00:52:48,037 --> 00:52:50,710
<b>PEOPLE WERE FEELING</b>
<b>TENSE AND VERY VULNERABLE.</b>

1005
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:52,797
<b>IT WAS A MESS.</b>

1006
00:52:52,797 --> 00:52:54,259
<b>DAVE SAT DOWN BESIDE ME,</b>

1007
00:52:54,259 --> 00:52:57,181
<b>LOOKED AT EVERYONE AND</b>
<b>SENSED THE EMOTION IN THE ROOM.</b>

1008
00:52:57,181 --> 00:53:00,020
<b>HE ASKED IF HE COULD READ A</b>
<b>QUOTE BY TONI MORRISON.</b>

1009
00:53:00,563 --> 00:53:02,316
<b>THE QUOTE READ,</b>

1010
00:53:02,316 --> 00:53:05,489
<b>"THIS IS PRECISELY THE</b>
<b>TIME WHEN ARTISTS GO TO WORK.</b>

1011
00:53:05,489 --> 00:53:08,704
<b>THERE'S NO TIME FOR DESPAIR,</b>
<b>NO PLACE FOR SELF PITY,</b>

1012
00:53:09,622 --> 00:53:12,628
<b>NO NEED FOR SILENCE,</b>
<b>NO ROOM FOR FEAR.</b>

1013
00:53:13,213 --> 00:53:16,010
<i><b> WE SPEAK, WE WRITE,</b></i>
<i><b> WE DO LANGUAGES.</b></i>

1014
00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:18,766
<i><b>THIS IS HOW CIVILIZATIONS HEAL."</b></i>

1015
00:53:19,309 --> 00:53:21,563
<b>I KNEW THEN THAT WE'D BE OKAY.</b>

1016
00:53:21,563 --> 00:53:24,026
<b>THE SHOW OPENED UP</b>
<b>WITH KATE MCKINNON SINGING</b>

1017
00:53:24,026 --> 00:53:27,658
<i><b> HALLELUJAH</b></i><b> AS HILLARY CLINTON</b>
<b>AND THEN OUT WALKED DAVE.</b>

1018
00:53:28,368 --> 00:53:31,416
<b>I HAD NO IDEA WHAT</b>
<b>HE WAS GOING TO DO.</b>

1019
00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,839
<b>I LIKE TO THINK HE DID...</b>

1020
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:38,597
<b>BUT I'M NOT EVEN</b>
<b>SURE ABOUT THAT.</b>

1021
00:53:38,889 --> 00:53:40,893
<b>HE WAS BREATHTAKING,</b>
<b>HE WAS BRILLIANT.</b>

1022
00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:42,563
<b>IT WAS A LANDMARK SHOW.</b>

1023
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,361
<b>DAVE: I'M WISHING</b>
<b>DONALD TRUMP LUCK.</b>

1024
00:53:45,361 --> 00:53:49,285
<b>AND I'M GONNA GIVE</b>
<b>HIM A CHANCE AND WE,</b>

1025
00:53:49,285 --> 00:53:51,873
<b>THE HISTORICALLY</b>
<b>DISENFRANCHISED,</b>

1026
00:53:51,873 --> 00:53:54,504
<b>DEMAND THAT HE GIVE US ONE TOO.</b>

1027
00:53:54,963 --> 00:53:57,385
<b>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.</b>

1028
00:53:58,345 --> 00:54:01,435
<b>KENAN: YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK</b>
<b>YOUR MIND REGARDLESS OF HOW</b>

1029
00:54:01,435 --> 00:54:03,439
<b>ANYBODY FEELS ABOUT IT...</b>

1030
00:54:03,439 --> 00:54:07,363
<b>THAT FEARLESSNESS TO ENTERTAIN</b>
<b>THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO</b>

1031
00:54:08,072 --> 00:54:11,705
<b>HAS DEFINITELY PIERCED</b>
<b>MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE</b>

1032
00:54:11,705 --> 00:54:16,465
<b>I PLAYED A WEREWOLF</b>
<b>CHOREOGRAPHER LAST NIGHT AND</b>

1033
00:54:18,343 --> 00:54:21,056
<b>I WAS VERY PROUD TO DO IT. </b>

1034
00:54:22,142 --> 00:54:24,898
<b>AND I LEARNED ALL</b>
<b>OF THAT FROM YOU.</b>

1035
00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:28,655
<b>YOU KNOW, I HOLD YOUR FIRST TWO</b>
<b>SEASONS OF THE </b><i><b>CHAPPELLE SHOW</b></i>

1036
00:54:28,655 --> 00:54:31,035
<b>UP AGAINST ANY SKETCH</b>
<b>COMEDY SHOW, I WOULD SAY,</b>

1037
00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:32,120
<b>IN HISTORY.</b>

1038
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,874
<b>IT'S JUST BRILLIANT.</b>

1039
00:54:35,586 --> 00:54:37,799
<b>DAVE: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME</b>
<b>TO THE FIRST, AND MAYBE ONLY,</b>

1040
00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,805
<b>RACIAL DRAFT IN NEW YORK CITY.</b>

1041
00:54:40,805 --> 00:54:43,685
<b>BILL: I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHO'S</b>
<b>GONNA BE DRAFTED BY WHICH RACE.</b>

1042
00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:46,148
<b>AND THE BLACKS HAVE</b>
<b>ACTUALLY WON THE FIRST PICK.</b>

1043
00:54:46,148 --> 00:54:48,445
<b>DAVE: WOW, THAT'S THE FIRST</b>
<b>LOTTERY A BLACK PERSON'S WON</b>

1044
00:54:48,445 --> 00:54:49,823
<b>IN A LONG TIME, BILLY.</b>

1045
00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:52,077
<b>BILLY: YES, AND THEY'LL</b>
<b>PROBABLY STILL COMPLAIN.</b>

1046
00:54:52,453 --> 00:54:53,872
<b>DAVE: MAN, FUCK YOU.</b>

1047
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,628
<b>MOS DEF: THE BLACK DELEGATION...</b>

1048
00:54:58,966 --> 00:55:00,302
<b>CHOOSE TIGER WOODS.</b>

1049
00:55:00,803 --> 00:55:02,723
<b>BILL: THE RICHEST AND MOST</b>
<b>DOMINANT ATHLETE IN THE WORLD.</b>

1050
00:55:02,723 --> 00:55:05,061
<b>NOW IS OFFICIALLY BLACK.</b>

1051
00:55:05,896 --> 00:55:08,443
<b>DAVE: SO LONG FRIED RICE,</b>
<b>HELLO FRIED CHICKEN!</b>

1052
00:55:08,735 --> 00:55:10,322
<b>I LOVE YOU, DAD!</b>

1053
00:55:11,282 --> 00:55:13,829
<b>MICHAEL: I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD</b>
<b>SO MANY OLD WHITE FANS. </b>

1054
00:55:18,589 --> 00:55:21,803
<b>I FEEL LIKE I DIED AND</b>
<b>WENT TO BROOKS BROTHERS, BUT...</b>

1055
00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:27,398
<b>I THINK HONESTY</b>
<b>GET'S THROWN AROUND A LOT.</b>

1056
00:55:27,398 --> 00:55:29,444
<b>PEOPLE TALK ABOUT</b>
<b>HONESTY IN COMEDY,</b>

1057
00:55:29,444 --> 00:55:32,825
<b>BUT A LOT OF GREAT COMEDIANS</b>
<b>DON'T ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH.</b>

1058
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:35,956
<b>I MEAN, RODNEY DANGERFIELD,</b>
<b>I LOOKED IT UP,</b>

1059
00:55:35,956 --> 00:55:38,420
<b>WAS ACTUALLY VERY</b>
<b>WELL RESPECTED.</b>

1060
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,472
<b>HE LIED THE WHOLE TIME.</b>

1061
00:55:45,351 --> 00:55:46,728
<b>WHEN WE TALK ABOUT HONESTY,</b>

1062
00:55:46,728 --> 00:55:49,400
<b>WE TALK ABOUT NOT BEING</b>
<b>AFRAID TO TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH</b>

1063
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,280
<b>ABOUT HOW WE FEEL BECAUSE</b>
<b>THAT'S THE CONNECTION THAT</b>

1064
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,161
<b>COMEDIANS CAN HAVE</b>
<b>WITH PEOPLE AND I THINK NOBODY</b>

1065
00:55:55,161 --> 00:55:57,583
<b>DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU, EVER.</b>

1066
00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:02,259
<b>AND THAT'S WHAT WE LEARN</b>
<b>FROM BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT</b>

1067
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:04,054
<b>WE'RE A PART OF THE JOKE.</b>

1068
00:56:04,054 --> 00:56:06,058
<b>DAVE MAKES IT...</b>

1069
00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:08,647
<b>HE'S WILLING TO</b>
<b>MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY WHETHER</b>

1070
00:56:08,647 --> 00:56:11,528
<b>YOU'RE WHITE OR GAY,</b>
<b>END OF LIST.</b>

1071
00:56:11,987 --> 00:56:13,657
<b>HE'S...</b>

1072
00:56:13,657 --> 00:56:17,080
<b>.</b>

1073
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,713
<b>DAVE: EVERYBODY LOVES ME</b>
<b>AND I LOVE EVERYBODY.</b>

1074
00:56:21,005 --> 00:56:23,134
<b>I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "L'S",</b>
<b>I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "B'S"</b>

1075
00:56:23,134 --> 00:56:24,846
<b>AND I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "G'S"</b>

1076
00:56:25,389 --> 00:56:29,021
<b>BUT THE "T'S"</b>
<b>HATE MY FUCKING GUTS.</b>

1077
00:56:34,866 --> 00:56:36,201
<b>AND I DON'T BLAME 'EM.</b>

1078
00:56:36,201 --> 00:56:37,872
<b>IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT, IT'S MINE.</b>

1079
00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:41,128
<b>I CAN'T STOP TELLING</b>
<b>JOKES ABOUT THESE NIGGA'S.</b>

1080
00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:44,301
<b>I DON'T WANT TO</b>
<b>WRITE THESE JOKES,</b>

1081
00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:46,723
<b>BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP!</b>

1082
00:56:48,644 --> 00:56:50,773
<b>MICHAEL: IT'S WEIRD FOR ME TO</b>
<b>EVEN TALK TO YOU ABOUT COMEDY,</b>

1083
00:56:50,773 --> 00:56:52,777
<b>CAUSE YOU CAN TELL</b>
<b>EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM</b>

1084
00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,447
<b>EVERYTHING THERE IS</b>
<b>TO KNOW ABOUT COMEDY.</b>

1085
00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:56,576
<b>BUT THERE'S ONE</b>
<b>THING THAT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW</b>

1086
00:56:56,576 --> 00:56:58,079
<b>ABOUT COMEDY AND THAT'S</b>

1087
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,293
<b>DOING COMEDY WITH</b>
<b>A DAVE CHAPPELLE TO LOOK UP TO.</b>

1088
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,801
<b>SO, I THANK YOU FOR THAT.</b>
<b>THANK YOU SO MUCH, ALRIGHT.</b>

1089
00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:08,976
<b>.</b>

1090
00:57:13,401 --> 00:57:15,823
<b>COLIN: AND I'M HERE</b>
<b>TO CELEBRATE MARK TWAIN.</b>

1091
00:57:20,582 --> 00:57:24,006
<b>.</b>

1092
00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:29,349
<b>TO ME THAT'S COMEDY.</b>

1093
00:57:31,980 --> 00:57:34,443
<b>IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,</b>
<b>THAT MARK TWAIN IS HILARIOUS,</b>

1094
00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:36,363
<b>I WOULD LIKE TO READ</b>
<b>JUST A BRIEF PASSAGE</b>

1095
00:57:36,363 --> 00:57:38,952
<b>FROM </b><i><b>HUCKLEBERRY FINN.</b></i>

1096
00:57:41,165 --> 00:57:45,381
<b>KEENAN: OKAY.</b>
<b>ALRIGHT. TIGHTEN UP.</b>

1097
00:57:46,509 --> 00:57:50,559
<b>COLIN: "HUCK FINN</b>
<b>TURNED TO HIS FRIEND JIM,</b>

1098
00:57:51,561 --> 00:57:53,230
<b>OR AS WE CALLED HIM...</b>

1099
00:57:53,230 --> 00:57:56,070
<b>YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE</b>
<b>TO READ THE WHOLE PASSAGE.</b>

1100
00:58:06,925 --> 00:58:08,427
<b>KEENAN: Y'ALL SEE THAT?</b>

1101
00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:13,939
<b>SARAH: ARE WE GONNA</b>
<b>MAKE LOVE TONIGHT?</b>

1102
00:58:13,939 --> 00:58:15,233
<b>AS FRIENDS!</b>

1103
00:58:16,485 --> 00:58:18,280
<b>TIFFANY: OH, YOU</b>
<b>SMELL DELICIOUS.</b>

1104
00:58:18,990 --> 00:58:21,913
<b>CAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M</b>
<b>LIKE A VERY EMOTIONAL PERSON.</b>

1105
00:58:21,913 --> 00:58:24,001
<b>I'M GOING TO CRY FOR YOU.</b>

1106
00:58:26,673 --> 00:58:29,094
<b>DAVE: I SWEAR TO GOD</b>
<b>I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ART FORM</b>

1107
00:58:29,094 --> 00:58:30,973
<b>PURER THAN STAND UP COMEDY.</b>

1108
00:58:31,850 --> 00:58:33,812
<b>IT PUZZLES ME THAT</b>
<b>PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED IF</b>

1109
00:58:33,812 --> 00:58:36,066
<b>THIS IS AN ART OR NOT.</b>

1110
00:58:36,066 --> 00:58:40,576
<b>MAN, TALKING SHIT IS AN ART.</b>
<b>TALKING SHIT IS AN ART. </b>

1111
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,330
<b>AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MURIEL?</b>

1112
00:58:48,550 --> 00:58:50,386
<b>TO ALL THE STAND UP</b>
<b>COMICS IN THE ROOM,</b>

1113
00:58:50,386 --> 00:58:52,015
<b>I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU...</b>

1114
00:58:52,015 --> 00:58:54,102
<b>I PROMISE YOU AND</b>
<b>I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT,</b>

1115
00:58:54,102 --> 00:58:55,731
<b>WE HAVE THE BEST GENRE;</b>

1116
00:58:55,731 --> 00:58:59,154
<b>WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING</b>
<b>BUT WHAT WE KNOW AND EVERYTHING</b>

1117
00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:02,535
<b>WE KNOW IS VALUABLE</b>
<b>BECAUSE OF WHAT WE DO WITH IT.</b>

1118
00:59:03,037 --> 00:59:05,249
<b>STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF.</b>

1119
00:59:05,249 --> 00:59:08,297
<b>FUCK THE GAME,</b>
<b>THE MONEY WILL COME.</b>

1120
00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:13,099
<b>MOST OF YOU WON'T MAKE IT.</b>
<b>GONNA BE HONEST.</b>

1121
00:59:15,395 --> 00:59:17,566
<b>I HEARD AN INTERVIEW</b>
<b>WITH PATTON OSWALD,</b>

1122
00:59:17,566 --> 00:59:20,488
<b>FAMOUS COMEDIAN STARTED</b>
<b>ONE WEEK APART FROM ME.</b>

1123
00:59:20,488 --> 00:59:22,910
<b>PATTON SAYS IN AN</b>
<b>INTERVIEW WITH TERRY GROSS.</b>

1124
00:59:22,910 --> 00:59:25,289
<b>YOU KNOW HOW</b>
<b>TERRY GOES, "AND, YES..."</b>

1125
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,301
<b>PATTON SAID TO TERRY GROSS,</b>

1126
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:34,182
<b>HE SAID, "TERRY,</b>
<b>NOBODY DOES GOOD THEIR</b>

1127
00:59:34,182 --> 00:59:35,686
<b>FIRST TIME DOING STAND UP."</b>

1128
00:59:35,686 --> 00:59:37,940
<b>THEY STOPPED, I WAS DRIVING IN</b>
<b>THE CAR LISTENING TO THIS</b>

1129
00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:39,902
<b>INTERVIEW AND HE GOES,</b>

1130
00:59:39,902 --> 00:59:43,994
<b>"OKAY, DAVE CHAPPELLE DID GOOD</b>
<b>HIS FIRST TIME DOING STAND UP."</b>

1131
00:59:45,622 --> 00:59:48,210
<b>I HAD A SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR.</b>

1132
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:52,302
<b>WHAT PATTON DIDN'T TELL TERRY</b>
<b>IS THE NEXT 7 OR 8 TIMES...</b>

1133
00:59:52,302 --> 00:59:54,640
<b>FUCKING TERRIBLE.</b>

1134
00:59:55,141 --> 00:59:58,774
<b>BUT THE FIRST TIME</b>
<b>WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD.</b>

1135
00:59:59,149 --> 01:00:01,821
<b>IT'D BE LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU</b>
<b>HAD SEX AND THEN THE SECOND TIME</b>

1136
01:00:01,821 --> 01:00:04,034
<b>YOU WERE HAVING SEX</b>
<b>SOMEBODY HIT YOU IN THE HEAD</b>

1137
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:05,996
<b>WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.</b>

1138
01:00:06,831 --> 01:00:10,129
<b>GOD, THIS IS NOT NEARLY</b>
<b>AS GOOD AS THE FIRST TIME,</b>

1139
01:00:10,129 --> 01:00:12,175
<b>BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,</b>
<b>MAYBE SOMEONE WONT HIT ME</b>

1140
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:14,764
<b>IN THE HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER</b>
<b>THE 9TH OR 10TH TIME. </b>

1141
01:00:17,602 --> 01:00:20,525
<b>DAVE: I DON'T NECESSARILY</b>
<b>BELIEVE IN POLITICS, BUT I THINK</b>

1142
01:00:20,525 --> 01:00:23,280
<b>THE TRUST IN POLITICS IS</b>
<b>SOMETHING THAT THE COUNTRY </b>

1143
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,951
<b>DESPERATELY NEEDS.</b>

1144
01:00:25,535 --> 01:00:26,830
<b>REPORTER: PRESIDENT BUSH</b>
<b>CONTINUES TO MAKE HIS CASE</b>

1145
01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,582
<b>FOR AN INVASION OF IRAQ.</b>

1146
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,838
<b>DAVE: AFTER CAREFULLY</b>
<b>EXAMINING THE REGION,</b>

1147
01:00:30,838 --> 01:00:33,217
<b>ME AND MY CABINET AGREE</b>
<b>THAT THAT AREA IS DEFINITELY</b>

1148
01:00:33,217 --> 01:00:34,720
<b>RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE.</b>

1149
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,140
<b>DONNELL: ALRIGHT. </b>

1150
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:37,685
<b>DAVE: THAT NIGGA TRIED</b>
<b>TO KILL MY FATHER!</b>

1151
01:00:38,937 --> 01:00:40,899
<b>MAN, LINCOLN IS FUCKING UP.</b>

1152
01:00:40,899 --> 01:00:44,197
<b>DAMN, TRUMAN IS FUCKING UP.</b>

1153
01:00:44,197 --> 01:00:46,744
<b>MAN, CARTER IS FUCKING UP.</b>

1154
01:00:47,203 --> 01:00:49,416
<b>GEORGE WASHINGTON'S</b>
<b>THE WORST OF THE WORST.</b>

1155
01:00:50,585 --> 01:00:52,255
<b>YES, I SAID IT.</b>

1156
01:00:52,255 --> 01:00:54,593
<b>"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS</b>
<b>TO BE SELF EVIDENT.</b>

1157
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:57,307
<b>ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL."</b>

1158
01:00:58,142 --> 01:01:00,772
<b>GO GET ME A SANDWICH,</b>
<b>NIGGER OR I'LL KILL YA.</b>

1159
01:01:01,648 --> 01:01:03,277
<b>"LIBERTY, JUSTICE FOR ALL"</b>

1160
01:01:03,569 --> 01:01:06,408
<b>I WATCHED DONALD TRUMP</b>
<b>IN A PRESS CONFERENCE...</b>

1161
01:01:07,285 --> 01:01:10,458
<b>"I AM GOING TO BRING BACK COAL!"</b>

1162
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:13,172
<b>COAL?!</b>

1163
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,721
<b>I'M NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING.</b>

1164
01:01:16,721 --> 01:01:20,645
<b>I HAVE NEVER, IN</b>
<b>MY LIFE EVEN SEEN A</b>

1165
01:01:20,645 --> 01:01:23,484
<b>FUCKING LUMP OF COAL!</b>

1166
01:01:23,484 --> 01:01:25,488
<b>IF YOU GONNA HAVE MOTHERFUCKERS</b>
<b>DIGGING AROUND IN THE DIRT </b>

1167
01:01:25,488 --> 01:01:26,824
<b>LOOKING FOR SHIT...</b>

1168
01:01:26,824 --> 01:01:28,703
<b>FIND ME SOME TRUFFLES, NIGGA.</b>

1169
01:01:28,703 --> 01:01:29,747
<b>THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT.</b>

1170
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:33,128
<b>THIS IS A FUCKING ELECTION YEAR,</b>
<b>WE GOTTA BE SERIOUS.</b>

1171
01:01:33,128 --> 01:01:37,136
<b>EVERY ABLE BODIED AFRICAN</b>
<b>AMERICAN MUST REGISTER...</b>

1172
01:01:37,554 --> 01:01:39,266
<b>FOR A LEGAL FIREARM.</b>

1173
01:01:40,894 --> 01:01:43,107
<b>THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL</b>
<b>CHANGE THE LAW.</b>

1174
01:01:45,821 --> 01:01:48,033
<b>ALTHOUGH AMERICA'S THE GREATEST</b>
<b>NATION IN THE WORLD,</b>

1175
01:01:48,033 --> 01:01:50,496
<b>WE STILL FACE</b>
<b>MANY MODERN PROBLEMS.</b>

1176
01:01:50,496 --> 01:01:52,793
<b>HEALTH CARE IS IN SHAMBLES.</b>

1177
01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,421
<b>MEDICAID DOESN'T WORK.</b>

1178
01:01:54,421 --> 01:01:56,885
<b>MEANWHILE, OUR NEIGHBORS IN</b>
<b>CANADA HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE</b>

1179
01:01:56,885 --> 01:01:58,847
<b>FOR ALL THEIR CITIZENS.</b>

1180
01:01:58,847 --> 01:02:00,726
<b>SO, WHAT AM I SUGGESTING?</b>

1181
01:02:00,726 --> 01:02:03,522
<b>FAKE CANADIAN I.D.</b>
<b>CARDS FOR ALL AMERICANS.</b>

1182
01:02:03,982 --> 01:02:07,238
<b>I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE AND</b>
<b>I WANT TO REPRESENT YOU.</b>

1183
01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:11,371
<b>NEAL: PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO</b>
<b>ME "MAN, </b><i><b>CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i>

1184
01:02:11,371 --> 01:02:12,958
<b>LOOKED LIKE A BLAST,</b>
<b>WAS IT FUN?"</b>

1185
01:02:13,584 --> 01:02:15,671
<b>IT WASN'T!</b>

1186
01:02:15,671 --> 01:02:17,425
<b>IT WASN'T FUN AT ALL,</b>
<b>IT WAS HARD.</b>

1187
01:02:18,093 --> 01:02:20,181
<b>WE'D HAVE TO STAY AWAKE</b>
<b>FOR 48 HOURS AT A TIME JUST TO</b>

1188
01:02:20,181 --> 01:02:21,725
<b>KEEP UP WITH THE SCHEDULE.</b>

1189
01:02:21,725 --> 01:02:24,481
<b>WE WERE BOMBED-OUT AND DEPLETED.</b>
<b>WE WERE LUMPED UP.</b>

1190
01:02:24,481 --> 01:02:26,360
<b>WE BOTH HAD</b>
<b>ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.</b>

1191
01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:30,076
<b>I TOLD DAVE ABOUT</b>
<b>MINE AND HE GOES,</b>

1192
01:02:30,076 --> 01:02:32,790
<b>"IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE USING</b>
<b>LAPTOPS TOO MUCH, MAN".</b>

1193
01:02:35,754 --> 01:02:37,507
<b>AND THEN, AND THEN HE GOES,</b>
<b>"PLUS WE'RE NOT AS YOUNG AS</b>

1194
01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:38,634
<b>WE USED TO BE"</b>

1195
01:02:38,634 --> 01:02:41,808
<b>MEANWHILE, THERE'S NO CAUSAL</b>
<b>LINK BETWEEN LAPTOP USE AND</b>

1196
01:02:41,808 --> 01:02:43,979
<b>ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND</b>

1197
01:02:43,979 --> 01:02:45,857
<b>ALSO, WE WERE 29.</b>

1198
01:02:49,406 --> 01:02:52,120
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE COMPLETELY</b>
<b>TRANSFORMED MY LIFE.</b>

1199
01:02:52,578 --> 01:02:55,626
<b>HE LENT ME $1,000 SO</b>
<b>I COULD MOVE TO L.A.</b>

1200
01:02:55,626 --> 01:02:57,422
<b>HE ASKED ME TO WRITE</b>
<b>A MOVIE WITH HIM WHEN I</b>

1201
01:02:57,422 --> 01:02:58,842
<b>HAD ZERO EXPERIENCE.</b>

1202
01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:01,680
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE BELIEVED IN</b>
<b>ME AT A TIME WHEN ABSOLUTELY</b>

1203
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,893
<b>NOBODY DID.</b>

1204
01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:05,646
<b>YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL HAVE A</b>
<b>FRIEND WHO WILL HIT US UP</b>

1205
01:03:05,646 --> 01:03:07,525
<b>OUT OF THE BLUE</b>
<b>SOMETIMES WITH SOMETHING FUNNY?</b>

1206
01:03:07,525 --> 01:03:10,448
<b>IMAGINE WHAT HIS TEXTS</b>
<b>AND PHONE CALLS ARE LIKE.</b>

1207
01:03:11,616 --> 01:03:13,955
<b>ONE TIME HE CALLED ME ON A</b>
<b>TUESDAY AFTERNOON, AND HE GOES</b>

1208
01:03:13,955 --> 01:03:17,337
<b>"HEY MAN, I JUST FINISHED</b>
<b>WATCHING </b><i><b>12 YEARS A SLAVE,</b></i>

1209
01:03:17,337 --> 01:03:20,259
<b>ANYHOW DO YOU THINK SLAVES</b>
<b>EVER WHIPPED THEIR KIDS?"</b>

1210
01:03:23,850 --> 01:03:26,396
<b>ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON!</b>

1211
01:03:28,651 --> 01:03:30,154
<b>IN CLOSING,</b>

1212
01:03:30,154 --> 01:03:32,575
<b>IF YOU REMEMBER ONLY ONE</b>
<b>THING FROM MY SPEECH TONIGHT,</b>

1213
01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:35,581
<b>I HOPE THAT IT'S</b>
<i><b> CHAPPELLE'S SHOW</b></i><b> WAS NOT FUN.</b>

1214
01:03:37,168 --> 01:03:39,798
<b>BUT IT WAS GREAT AND IT WILL</b>
<b>BE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT,</b>

1215
01:03:39,798 --> 01:03:42,679
<b>AND IT'S BECAUSE OF</b>
<b>THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.</b>

1216
01:03:51,321 --> 01:03:54,536
<b>DAVE: WELL THIS HAS</b>
<b>BEEN FUCKING WONDERFUL.</b>

1217
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,922
<b>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN.</b>

1218
01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:03,470
<b>I DON'T EVEN WANT</b>
<b>THIS NIGHT TO END.</b>

1219
01:04:08,147 --> 01:04:10,151
<b>I PROMISE YOU,</b>

1220
01:04:10,151 --> 01:04:12,780
<b>WHOEVER CARES THE MOST,</b>

1221
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:15,871
<b>I CARE AT LEAST AS MUCH AS THEM.</b>

1222
01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:19,502
<b>I KNOW WHAT I GOT,</b>
<b>CAUSE I LOST IT ALL.</b>

1223
01:04:20,838 --> 01:04:24,179
<b>I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, AND</b>
<b>I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT OFTEN. </b>

1224
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,808
<b>HAVE YOU EVER WORKED ALL</b>
<b>YOUR LIFE FOR SOMETHING AND</b>

1225
01:04:26,808 --> 01:04:28,771
<b>HAVE IT NOT WORK OUT?</b>

1226
01:04:29,606 --> 01:04:32,737
<b>THAT HAPPENED TO ME. </b>

1227
01:04:32,737 --> 01:04:35,201
<b>IT WAS TOUGH, THINK ABOUT IT.</b>

1228
01:04:35,743 --> 01:04:41,171
<b>I WAS GONE FOR 12 YEARS,</b>
<b>THAT'S NOT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.</b>

1229
01:04:42,925 --> 01:04:44,344
<b>IT WAS HELL. </b>

1230
01:04:44,344 --> 01:04:48,310
<b>I'D WATCH OTHER NIGGA'S THAT I</b>
<b>KNEW BECOME VERY FAMOUS,</b>

1231
01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:52,026
<b>I WATCHED THE</b>
<b>WORLD GO ON WITHOUT ME.</b>

1232
01:04:52,026 --> 01:04:55,699
<b>I MOURNED THE LOSS OF</b>
<b>IT AND AFTER A WHILE...</b>

1233
01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,831
<b>I DIDN'T CARE.</b>

1234
01:04:58,831 --> 01:05:01,545
<b>COMING BACK WAS TERRIFYING. </b>

1235
01:05:02,255 --> 01:05:05,219
<b>I UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM,</b>
<b>I REALLY DO.</b>

1236
01:05:05,594 --> 01:05:07,975
<b>MORE THAN ANYBODY, LIKE WHEN</b>
<b>THEY WRITE ABOUT ME IN HISTORY</b>

1237
01:05:07,975 --> 01:05:10,896
<b>I'LL BE DEAD READING IT, LIKE,</b>
<b>"YEAH I KNEW THEY'D SAY THAT."</b>

1238
01:05:14,696 --> 01:05:17,618
<b>THEY SAY THAT A PERSON</b>
<b>CAN'T DREAM OF A FACE</b>

1239
01:05:17,618 --> 01:05:20,791
<b>THEY'VE NEVER SEEN.</b>

1240
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:24,132
<b>I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE,</b>
<b>BUT IT'S PROBABLY TRUE.</b>

1241
01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:28,182
<b>BOY, I GOT A LONG BANK OF FACES.</b>

1242
01:05:28,182 --> 01:05:31,521
<b>32 YEARS I CAN CLOSE MY EYES</b>
<b>AND CAN THINK OF ANY NIGHT.</b>

1243
01:05:31,521 --> 01:05:33,317
<b>THERE'S SO MANY FACES.</b>

1244
01:05:33,317 --> 01:05:36,740
<b>EVERY NIGHT, MOST NIGHT'S</b>
<b>THEY'RE ALL LOOKING UP...</b>

1245
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:40,247
<b>SMILING.</b>

1246
01:05:40,623 --> 01:05:43,170
<b>YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE</b>
<b>WORLD LOOKS LIKE FROM THERE.</b>

1247
01:05:43,170 --> 01:05:45,132
<b>ALL DIFFERENT RACES,</b>
<b>ALL DIFFERENT COLORS,</b>

1248
01:05:45,132 --> 01:05:46,676
<b>ALL DIFFERENT KIND OF BELIEFS</b>

1249
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:49,432
<b>JUST LOOKING AT ME</b>
<b>SMILING FOR 32 YEARS,</b>

1250
01:05:49,432 --> 01:05:51,520
<b>NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.</b>

1251
01:05:57,532 --> 01:05:59,869
<b>LET NO COMEDIAN TAKE</b>
<b>THAT FOR GRANTED.</b>

1252
01:06:00,496 --> 01:06:04,379
<b>I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS MIGHT BE</b>
<b>THE NOBLEST OF PROFESSIONS. </b>

1253
01:06:04,796 --> 01:06:06,675
<b>ROBIN WILLIAMS HAD</b>
<b>A BARB THAT I LOVED.</b>

1254
01:06:06,675 --> 01:06:10,224
<b>HE SAID, "COMEDY IS THE ONLY JOB</b>
<b>YOU CAN HAVE WHERE YOU CAN USE</b>

1255
01:06:10,224 --> 01:06:12,645
<b>EVERYTHING YOU KNOW."</b>

1256
01:06:12,645 --> 01:06:14,232
<b>AND THAT'S TRUE. </b>

1257
01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:17,572
<b>YOU CAN USE MORE THAN YOU KNOW,</b>
<b>YOU CAN USE WHAT YOU THINK.</b>

1258
01:06:17,572 --> 01:06:19,409
<b>USE IT.</b>

1259
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:22,456
<b>DON'T BE AFRAID, DON'T</b>
<b>LET THESE BITCH ASS NIGGA'S</b>

1260
01:06:22,456 --> 01:06:24,669
<b>BUTTON YOUR LIP.</b>

1261
01:06:25,045 --> 01:06:27,300
<b>SAY IT ANYWAY.</b>

1262
01:06:30,723 --> 01:06:33,103
<b>SARAH: IF YOU'RE</b>
<b>AT HOME WATCHING,</b>

1263
01:06:33,103 --> 01:06:34,939
<b>NOT KNOWING WHAT TO</b>
<b>MAKE OF THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T</b>

1264
01:06:34,939 --> 01:06:36,943
<b>CHECKED TWITTER YET</b>
<b>TO SEE HOW YOU FEEL...</b>

1265
01:06:38,447 --> 01:06:41,119
<b>UM, YOU CAN...</b>

1266
01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:43,749
<b>.</b>

1267
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,089
<b>NO, IT'S OKAY, TRUST ME,</b>
<b>I ALREADY LOOKED.</b>

1268
01:06:47,089 --> 01:06:49,135
<b>YOU THINK IT'S</b>
<b>DELIGHTFULLY REFRESHING.</b>

1269
01:06:51,681 --> 01:06:53,477
<b>ALRIGHT, HERE'S</b>
<b>THE THING ABOUT DAVE.</b>

1270
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,566
<b>DAVE DIDN'T, LIKE,</b>
<b>GET FUNNY EVENTUALLY...</b>

1271
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,904
<b>HE WAS ALWAYS FUNNY.</b>

1272
01:06:59,322 --> 01:07:01,117
<b>AND HE REMAINS AT</b>
<b>THE TOP OF HIS GAME.</b>

1273
01:07:01,117 --> 01:07:04,541
<b>WHY? BECAUSE HE'S CONSTANTLY</b>
<b>EVOLVING, HE GROWS.</b>

1274
01:07:05,209 --> 01:07:09,217
<b>OR SOMETIMES IT'S A SLIGHTLY</b>
<b>MORE LATERAL MOVE BUT...</b>

1275
01:07:10,009 --> 01:07:13,183
<b>ALWAYS WITH SOME KIND OF</b>
<b>NEW PERSPECTIVE, YOU KNOW?</b>

1276
01:07:13,850 --> 01:07:16,940
<b>HIS CRITICAL</b>
<b>THINKING IS HIS ART.</b>

1277
01:07:17,942 --> 01:07:20,239
<b>HIS STAND UP BLOWS MY MIND,</b>
<b>YOU KNOW.</b>

1278
01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:24,622
<b>IT CHANGES THE WAY I THINK AND</b>
<b>SOMETIMES I WHOLEHEARTEDLY</b>

1279
01:07:24,622 --> 01:07:27,753
<b>DISAGREE WITH HIM BUT</b>
<b>THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT DAVE.</b>

1280
01:07:28,171 --> 01:07:30,050
<b>IT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT ART. </b>

1281
01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:32,847
<b>DAVE: THE ONLY WAY TO</b>
<b>KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS,</b>

1282
01:07:32,847 --> 01:07:34,309
<b>IS TO CROSS IT.</b>

1283
01:07:34,309 --> 01:07:37,565
<b>AND I THINK, "WHAT IS LIFE IF</b>
<b>NOBODY'S CROSSING THE LINE?"</b>

1284
01:07:37,565 --> 01:07:38,692
<b>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,</b>

1285
01:07:38,692 --> 01:07:40,195
<b>MAN THE FUCK UP OR</b>
<b>YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT</b>

1286
01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:41,907
<b>THROUGH THE</b>
<b>END OF THIS SHOW.</b>

1287
01:07:42,283 --> 01:07:43,952
<b>JUST MAN THE FUCK UP.</b>

1288
01:07:43,952 --> 01:07:47,710
<b>JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS</b>
<b>WAY DOES NOT...</b>

1289
01:07:49,756 --> 01:07:52,010
<b>MAKE ME A WHORE.</b>

1290
01:07:54,014 --> 01:07:56,686
<b>NOW THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME,</b>
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE THE COMEDIAN,</b>

1291
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:58,899
<b>WALKING AROUND THE</b>
<b>STREETS IN A COP UNIFORM.</b>

1292
01:08:00,026 --> 01:08:01,279
<b>SOMEBODY MIGHT RUN UP ON ME.</b>

1293
01:08:01,279 --> 01:08:03,784
<b>"OH, THANK GOD, OFFICER HELP US.</b>

1294
01:08:03,784 --> 01:08:05,621
<b>COME ON, THEY'RE OVER HERE,</b>
<b>HELP US!</b>

1295
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,800
<b>I'D BE LIKE, "OH, JUST</b>
<b>BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY;</b>

1296
01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:14,973
<b>DOES NOT MAKE ME</b>
<b>A POLICE OFFICER."</b>

1297
01:08:16,643 --> 01:08:19,064
<b>I'M, WHAT'S KNOWN</b>
<b>ON THE STREETS,</b>

1298
01:08:19,064 --> 01:08:21,026
<b>AS A VICTIM BLAMER.</b>

1299
01:08:22,655 --> 01:08:25,034
<b>"DAVE, MICHAEL JACKSON WAS</b>
<b>MOLESTING CHILDREN."</b>

1300
01:08:25,619 --> 01:08:28,583
<b>WELL WHAT WERE THOSE KIDS</b>
<b>WEARING AT THE TIME?</b>

1301
01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:33,218
<b>THE ONLY REASON EVERYBODY IS</b>
<b>TALKING ABOUT TRANSGENDERS,</b>

1302
01:08:33,218 --> 01:08:35,931
<b>IS BECAUSE WHITE</b>
<b>MEN WANT TO DO IT.</b>

1303
01:08:37,017 --> 01:08:39,897
<b>THAT'S RIGHT, I JUST SAID THAT.</b>

1304
01:08:41,401 --> 01:08:43,655
<b>IF IT WAS JUST</b>
<b>WOMEN THAT FELT THAT WAY,</b>

1305
01:08:43,655 --> 01:08:45,659
<b>OR BLACK DUDES OR</b>
<b>MEXICAN DUDES BEING LIKE,</b>

1306
01:08:45,659 --> 01:08:47,621
<b>"HEY Y'ALL WE FEEL</b>
<b>LIKE GIRLS INSIDE."</b>

1307
01:08:47,621 --> 01:08:48,957
<b>THEY'D BE LIKE,</b>
<b>"SHUT UP, NIGGER.</b>

1308
01:08:48,957 --> 01:08:51,045
<b>NO ONE ASKED YOU HOW YOU FELT."</b>

1309
01:08:51,045 --> 01:08:53,467
<b>COME ON, EVERYBODY WE</b>
<b>HAVE STRAWBERRIES TO PICK.</b>

1310
01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:57,600
<b>IT REEKS OF WHITE PRIVILEGE</b>

1311
01:08:57,975 --> 01:09:00,314
<b>YOU NEVER ASKED YOURSELF WHY</b>
<b>IT WAS EASIER FOR BRUCE JENNER</b>

1312
01:09:00,314 --> 01:09:02,693
<b>TO CHANGE HIS GENDER THAN</b>
<b>IT WAS FOR CASSIUS CLAY</b>

1313
01:09:02,693 --> 01:09:05,407
<b>TO CHANGE HIS FUCKING NAME?</b>

1314
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:09,332
<b>EVERYBODY GET'S MAD</b>
<b>CAUSE I SAY THESE JOKES.</b>

1315
01:09:09,332 --> 01:09:12,588
<b>YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS</b>
<b>IS THE BEST TIME TO SAY EM.</b>

1316
01:09:12,588 --> 01:09:15,302
<b>MORE NOW THAN EVER YOU</b>
<b>HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY</b>

1317
01:09:15,761 --> 01:09:17,473
<b>TO SPEAK RECKLESSLY.</b>

1318
01:09:17,473 --> 01:09:20,729
<b>OTHERWISE MY KIDS MAY NOT KNOW</b>
<b>WHAT RECKLESS TALK SOUNDS LIKE.</b>

1319
01:09:21,481 --> 01:09:23,777
<b>THE JOYS OF BEING WRONG.</b>

1320
01:09:23,777 --> 01:09:25,614
<b>I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE RIGHT.</b>

1321
01:09:25,614 --> 01:09:27,785
<b>I JUST CAME HERE</b>
<b>TO FUCK AROUND.</b>

1322
01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:32,127
<b>JON: THE COURAGE THAT</b>
<b>IT TAKES AS A PERFORMER</b>

1323
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:33,630
<b>AND AN ARTIST,</b>

1324
01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:37,137
<b>TO STAND UP FOR</b>
<b>WHO YOU KNOW YOU ARE,</b>

1325
01:09:37,137 --> 01:09:39,809
<b>TO TAKE A</b>
<b>CHANCE ON YOURSELF.</b>

1326
01:09:41,646 --> 01:09:44,318
<b>IS, IS JUST ONE MORE REASON</b>
<b>WHY WE ALL JUST LOVE,</b>

1327
01:09:44,318 --> 01:09:47,324
<b>AND RESPECT, AND</b>
<b>ADMIRE THIS MAN.</b>

1328
01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:49,495
<b>AND YOU KNOW,</b>

1329
01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:52,167
<b>IT WAS UNTIL WE STARTED TOURING</b>
<b>A COUPLE YEARS AGO TOGETHER THAT</b>

1330
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:54,964
<b>I REALLY GOT A CHANCE TO</b>
<b>WATCH HIM WALK THROUGH LIFE.</b>

1331
01:09:55,716 --> 01:09:58,137
<b>I ALWAYS IMAGINED HIM ON A</b>
<b>TRACTOR, YOU KNOW,</b>

1332
01:09:58,137 --> 01:10:00,726
<b>OUT IN OHIO,</b>
<b>LISTENING TO PRINCE.</b>

1333
01:10:01,269 --> 01:10:03,857
<b>UM, BUT BECAUSE IT WAS DAVE</b>
<b>OBVIOUSLY, I JUST IMAGINED THAT</b>

1334
01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:05,486
<b>PRINCE WAS THERE.</b>

1335
01:10:05,486 --> 01:10:09,327
<b>BECAUSE THAT'S JUST</b>
<b>HOW DAVE'S LIFE WAS.</b>

1336
01:10:09,869 --> 01:10:15,046
<b>THINGS HAPPEN IN DAVE WORLD THAT</b>
<b>JUST DON'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE.</b>

1337
01:10:15,464 --> 01:10:19,012
<b>IN FACT, THE LAST TIME,</b>
<b>THIS WAS IN 2008 I THINK,</b>

1338
01:10:19,012 --> 01:10:23,313
<b>AND I WAS IN D.C.</b>
<b>IN THE BACK OF UH,</b>

1339
01:10:23,313 --> 01:10:25,234
<b>THIS LITTLE RESTAURANT</b>
<b>WAS A GENTLEMAN THAT</b>

1340
01:10:25,234 --> 01:10:28,155
<b>I RECOGNIZED AS,</b>
<b>AS DAVE CHAPPELLE.</b>

1341
01:10:28,155 --> 01:10:31,913
<b>AND I THOUGHT "WHY IS</b>
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE HERE?"</b>

1342
01:10:32,915 --> 01:10:35,379
<b>I SAID, DAVE, I HADN'T SEEN HIM</b>
<b>IN A LONG TIME, HOW ARE YOU,</b>

1343
01:10:35,379 --> 01:10:37,508
<b>WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WE,</b>
<b>WE CAUGHT UP AND I SAID</b>

1344
01:10:37,508 --> 01:10:40,012
<b>"YOU KNOW DAVE, I'M DOWN</b>
<b>HERE I'M ACTUALLY RUNNING OVER</b>

1345
01:10:40,012 --> 01:10:41,266
<b>TO WALTER REED,"</b>

1346
01:10:41,266 --> 01:10:43,102
<b>IT WAS IN THE</b>
<b>HEIGHT OF THE IRAQ WAR,</b>

1347
01:10:43,102 --> 01:10:45,899
<b>AND I WAS GONNA RUN DOWN TO</b>
<b>WALTER REED AND I HAD A STACK OF</b>

1348
01:10:45,899 --> 01:10:48,655
<i><b> CHAPPELLE SHOW</b></i><b> DVDS</b>
<b>THAT I WOULD BRING WITH ME,</b>

1349
01:10:48,655 --> 01:10:50,284
<b>BECAUSE THEY LOVED THOSE.</b>

1350
01:10:50,284 --> 01:10:52,162
<b>AND </b><i><b>THE DAILY SHOW,</b></i><b> EH! </b>

1351
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:57,298
<b>SO I HAVE THESE UH,</b>

1352
01:10:57,298 --> 01:10:59,385
<i><b> CHAPPELLE SHOW</b></i><b> DVD'S</b>
<b>AND I SAY TO DAVE,</b>

1353
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:01,765
<b>"DAVE, I'M GONNA HEAD DOWN,</b>
<b>AND I'M GONNA SEE THESE GUYS,</b>

1354
01:11:01,765 --> 01:11:05,606
<b>THESE WOUNDED</b>
<b>WARRIORS AND I HAVE YOUR DVD'S,</b>

1355
01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:08,361
<b>WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW,</b>
<b>WHAT DO YOU SAY?"</b>

1356
01:11:08,361 --> 01:11:10,991
<b>YOU KNOW, HE'S SPONTANEOUS GUY.</b>

1357
01:11:10,991 --> 01:11:12,828
<b>"LET'S GO, LET'S</b>
<b>REALLY BLOW THEIR MINDS"</b>

1358
01:11:12,828 --> 01:11:15,751
<b>AND HE LOOKS AT ME</b>
<b>AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT,</b>

1359
01:11:15,751 --> 01:11:19,007
<b>HE LOOKS UP AND HE GOES,</b>
<b>"NAH, I'M GOOD".</b>

1360
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,479
<b>I RESPECTED THAT SO MUCH.</b>

1361
01:11:27,358 --> 01:11:32,618
<b>I DON'T KNOW OF ANYBODY</b>
<b>WHO CARES MORE DEEPLY,</b>

1362
01:11:32,618 --> 01:11:36,543
<b>AND ANYONE WHO</b>
<b>GIVES LESS OF A FUCK.</b>

1363
01:11:42,011 --> 01:11:44,934
<b>DAVE IS A TOUCHSTONE,</b>

1364
01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:47,272
<b>BECAUSE HE'S A</b>
<b>SEEKER OF KNOWLEDGE.</b>

1365
01:11:47,272 --> 01:11:51,238
<b>HE'S A MAN THAT SEEKS OUT</b>
<b>PEOPLE, AND EXPERIENCE,</b>

1366
01:11:51,238 --> 01:11:52,491
<b>AND KNOWLEDGE.</b>

1367
01:11:52,491 --> 01:11:55,455
<b>AND HE WANTS TO TOUCH IT AND</b>
<b>FEEL IT AND BE WITH IT ON THE</b>

1368
01:11:55,455 --> 01:11:58,127
<b>GROUND SO THAT HE</b>
<b>CAN THEN CHANNEL THAT</b>

1369
01:11:58,127 --> 01:12:00,924
<b>THROUGH HIS ART AND</b>
<b>REDIRECT THAT BACK TO YOU AS</b>

1370
01:12:00,924 --> 01:12:03,680
<b>SOMETHING COMPLETELY</b>
<b>DIFFERENT AND NEW.</b>

1371
01:12:04,765 --> 01:12:08,398
<b>I CAN ONLY TELL YOU THIS,</b>
<b>THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN</b>

1372
01:12:08,398 --> 01:12:12,781
<b>SAY "HEY MAN I NEED YOU" AND</b>
<b>I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT,</b>

1373
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,746
<b>NO MATTER WHERE,</b>

1374
01:12:15,746 --> 01:12:18,668
<b>AND WHEN HE CALLED ME</b>
<b>JUST RECENTLY AND SAID</b>

1375
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,296
<b>"I NEED YOU",</b>

1376
01:12:20,296 --> 01:12:22,801
<b>A WEEK LATER I STOOD WITH DAVE,</b>

1377
01:12:22,801 --> 01:12:25,641
<b>ON A STAGE, IN DAYTON OHIO,</b>

1378
01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:30,191
<b>ONE HUNDRED FEET FROM</b>
<b>THE SITE OF ONE OF THE WORST</b>

1379
01:12:30,191 --> 01:12:33,949
<b>MASS SHOOTINGS IN</b>
<b>AMERICAN HISTORY,</b>

1380
01:12:33,949 --> 01:12:36,161
<b>AND I WATCHED THIS MAN.</b>

1381
01:12:36,161 --> 01:12:39,460
<b>HELP A CITY HEAL...</b>

1382
01:12:41,171 --> 01:12:44,177
<b>A WOUND BORNE OF VIOLENCE</b>

1383
01:12:44,804 --> 01:12:47,058
<b>AND BORNE OF PAIN...</b>

1384
01:12:48,352 --> 01:12:50,691
<b>BUT AS WE SAT AND WE</b>
<b>WATCHED STEVIE WONDER SING</b>

1385
01:12:50,691 --> 01:12:52,151
<i><b> MY CHERIE AMOUR,</b></i>

1386
01:12:52,151 --> 01:12:55,492
<b>AND THE CROWD GOING CRAZY</b>
<b>AND RECLAIMING THEIR CITY,</b>

1387
01:12:55,492 --> 01:12:57,287
<b>HE TURNED TO ME ON</b>
<b>STAGE AND HE SAID,</b>

1388
01:12:57,287 --> 01:13:01,044
<b>"THIS IS THEIR MEMORY NOW.</b>
<b>THIS IS THEIR MEMORY."</b>

1389
01:13:02,923 --> 01:13:05,721
<b>.</b>

1390
01:13:06,931 --> 01:13:10,772
<i><b> ♪ JOHN: WAKE UP EVERYBODY</b></i>
<i><b> NO MORE SLEEPIN' IN BED ♪</b></i>

1391
01:13:11,441 --> 01:13:15,490
<i><b> ♪ NO MORE BACKWARD THINKIN'</b></i>
<i><b> TIME FOR THINKIN' AHEAD ♪</b></i>

1392
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:18,914
<i><b> ♪ THE WORLD HAS</b></i>
<i><b> CHANGED SO VERY MUCH ♪</b></i>

1393
01:13:18,914 --> 01:13:21,544
<i><b> ♪ FROM WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪</b></i>

1394
01:13:21,544 --> 01:13:27,556
<i><b> ♪ THERE IS SO MUCH</b></i>
<i><b> HATRED WAR AND POVERTY. OH ♪♪</b></i>

1395
01:13:30,102 --> 01:13:31,898
<b>DAVE: I SAY THIS EVERY</b>
<b>TIME I COME TO ELLINGTON AND</b>

1396
01:13:31,898 --> 01:13:33,610
<b>I HOPE YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS.</b>

1397
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,365
<b>YOU ARE VERY NECESSARY NOW.</b>

1398
01:13:36,365 --> 01:13:38,912
<b>THIS IS A SEASON FOR ARTISTS.</b>

1399
01:13:38,912 --> 01:13:41,876
<b>SECRETLY, I'M BUILDING</b>
<b>AN ARMY OF ARTISTS</b>

1400
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,507
<b>I WANT ALL OF YOU GUYS TO GET</b>
<b>OUT THERE AND FIGHT IN THE ARMY.</b>

1401
01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:47,680
<b>I MEAN, IT'S NOT A VIOLENT</b>
<b>FIGHT, BUT IT'S A REVEALING ONE.</b>

1402
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:51,103
<b>YOU'VE GOTTA REVEAL PEOPLE TO</b>
<b>THEMSELVES BY EXPOSING YOURSELF</b>

1403
01:13:51,604 --> 01:13:53,232
<b>WITH YOUR ART.</b>

1404
01:13:53,232 --> 01:13:59,537
<i><b> ♪ JOHN: THE WORLD WON'T GET NO</b></i>
<i><b> BETTER IF WE JUST LET IT BE ♪</b></i>

1405
01:14:01,373 --> 01:14:06,467
<i><b> ♪ OH. THE WORLD</b></i>
<i><b> WON'T GET NO BETTER ♪</b></i>

1406
01:14:07,636 --> 01:14:09,807
<i><b> ♪ WE GOTTA CHANGE IT YEAH ♪</b></i>

1407
01:14:09,807 --> 01:14:11,393
<i><b> ♪ JUST YOU AND ME ♪♪</b></i>

1408
01:14:11,393 --> 01:14:14,065
<b>DAVE: HONESTLY, LOOKING</b>
<b>AT Y'ALL INSPIRES ME.</b>

1409
01:14:14,065 --> 01:14:16,738
<b>I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST YOU.</b>

1410
01:14:18,950 --> 01:14:21,455
<b>IF I COULD GO BACK</b>
<b>AND TALK TO MYSELF,</b>

1411
01:14:21,455 --> 01:14:25,171
<b>I WOULD TELL MYSELF</b>
<b>WHAT I'M TELLING YOU GUYS.</b>

1412
01:14:25,171 --> 01:14:27,091
<b>"BE NICE AND DON'T BE SCARED."</b>

1413
01:14:33,103 --> 01:14:34,732
<b>.</b>

1414
01:14:35,358 --> 01:14:37,613
<b>JOHN: THANK YOU.</b>

1415
01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,956
<b>DAVID: THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE</b>
<b>WAS CREATED IN HONOR OF</b>

1416
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,712
<b>A GREAT SATIRIST</b>
<b>AND IRREVERENT OBSERVER</b>

1417
01:14:45,712 --> 01:14:47,716
<b>OF THE WORLD</b>
<b>IN WHICH HE LIVED...</b>

1418
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,804
<i><b> IN HONORING DAVE CHAPPELLE</b></i>
<i><b> THIS EVENING WITH THE</b></i>

1419
01:14:49,804 --> 01:14:51,223
<i><b> MARK TWAIN PRIZE,</b></i>

1420
01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:53,895
<i><b> WE ARE HONORING A</b></i>
<i><b>COMEDIAN AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME,</b></i>

1421
01:14:53,895 --> 01:14:56,567
<b>SOMEONE WHO ALREADY</b>
<b>HAS A LIFETIME OF ACHIEVEMENT</b>

1422
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:59,740
<b>BEHIND HIM BUT PROMISES</b>
<b>TO HAVE ANOTHER LIFETIME IN</b>

1423
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:01,201
<b>THE COMING DECADES.</b>

1424
01:15:01,201 --> 01:15:02,913
<b>AND FOR THESE REASONS,</b>

1425
01:15:02,913 --> 01:15:05,919
<b>THE KENNEDY CENTER IS</b>
<b>PROUD TO PRESENT DAVE CHAPPELLE</b>

1426
01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,550
<b>WITH THE NATION'S HIGHEST</b>
<b>COMEDIC AWARD...</b>

1427
01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:10,762
<b>THE KENNEDY CENTER</b>
<b>MARK TWAIN PRIZE.</b>

1428
01:15:21,617 --> 01:15:23,997
<b>.</b>

1429
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:31,136
<b>.</b>

1430
01:15:31,637 --> 01:15:35,979
<b>DAVE: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.</b>
<b>THANK YOU.</b>

1431
01:15:38,651 --> 01:15:43,285
<b>I LIKE NOT KNOWING</b>
<b>WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.</b>

1432
01:15:43,285 --> 01:15:45,331
<b>I LIKE MAKING MEMORIES.</b>

1433
01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:48,630
<b>SOMETIMES I DO ALL THIS CRAZY</b>
<b>SHIT AROUND MY COLLEAGUES</b>

1434
01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:51,468
<b>JUST SO THEY CAN TELL</b>
<b>THEIR FRIENDS I DID IT.</b>

1435
01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:56,019
<b>BUT RATHER THAN</b>
<b>TALK ABOUT MYSELF,</b>

1436
01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:59,359
<b>JUST BRIEFLY I WANNA</b>
<b>JUST TALK ABOUT MY GENRE.</b>

1437
01:16:00,236 --> 01:16:04,452
<b>STAND UP COMEDY IS AN</b>
<b>INCREDIBLY AMERICAN GENRE.</b>

1438
01:16:05,246 --> 01:16:07,793
<b>I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER</b>
<b>COUNTRY COULD PRODUCE</b>

1439
01:16:07,793 --> 01:16:09,212
<b>THIS MANY COMEDIANS.</b>

1440
01:16:09,212 --> 01:16:12,009
<b>AND UNBEKNOWNST TO MANY</b>
<b>PEOPLE IN THIS AUDIENCE,</b>

1441
01:16:12,009 --> 01:16:14,723
<b>I DON'T THINK THERE'S AN</b>
<b>OPINION THAT EXISTS IN THIS</b>

1442
01:16:14,723 --> 01:16:18,648
<b>COUNTRY THAT IS NOT</b>
<b>REPRESENTED IN A COMEDY CLUB</b>

1443
01:16:18,648 --> 01:16:20,401
<b>BY SOMEBODY.</b>

1444
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:23,407
<b>EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU</b>
<b>HAS A CHAMPION IN THE ROOM.</b>

1445
01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:28,208
<b>WE WATCH YOU GUYS FIGHT,</b>

1446
01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:30,881
<b>BUT WHEN WE'RE</b>
<b>TOGETHER WE TALK IT OUT.</b>

1447
01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:34,137
<b>I KNOW COMICS THAT</b>
<b>ARE VERY RACIST.</b>

1448
01:16:34,137 --> 01:16:36,726
<b>AND I WATCH THEM ONSTAGE AND</b>
<b>EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AND I'M</b>

1449
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,439
<b>LIKE "MMM, THAT MOTHERFUCKER</b>
<b>MEANS THAT SHIT".</b>

1450
01:16:40,524 --> 01:16:43,530
<b>.</b>

1451
01:16:44,032 --> 01:16:46,495
<b>DON'T GET MAD AT EM,</b>
<b>DON'T HATE EM,</b>

1452
01:16:46,495 --> 01:16:48,290
<b>WE GO UPSTAIRS</b>
<b>AND HAVE A BEER,</b>

1453
01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:51,379
<b>AND SOMETIMES I EVEN</b>
<b>APPRECIATE THE ARTISTRY THAT</b>

1454
01:16:51,379 --> 01:16:54,594
<b>THEY PAINT THEIR</b>
<b>RACIST OPINIONS WITH.</b>

1455
01:16:54,594 --> 01:16:56,974
<b>MAN, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.</b>

1456
01:16:56,974 --> 01:16:59,855
<b>THE FIRST AMENDMENT</b>
<b>IS FIRST FOR A REASON.</b>

1457
01:16:59,855 --> 01:17:02,861
<b>THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS</b>
<b>JUST IN CASE THE FIRST ONE</b>

1458
01:17:02,861 --> 01:17:04,824
<b>DOESN'T WORK OUT.</b>

1459
01:17:04,824 --> 01:17:07,078
<b>.</b>

1460
01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:11,294
<b>WE GOTTA LET SOME</b>
<b>AIR OUT THE BALL, MAN.</b>

1461
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,965
<b>THE COUNTRY'S</b>
<b>GETTING A LITTLE TIGHT,</b>

1462
01:17:12,965 --> 01:17:15,887
<b>IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S</b>
<b>EVER FELT IN MY LIFETIME.</b>

1463
01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:20,856
<b>SO TONIGHT, I AM HONORED</b>
<b>THAT MY COLLEAGUES ARE HERE,</b>

1464
01:17:21,356 --> 01:17:25,281
<b>IN COMEDY AND IN MUSIC.</b>

1465
01:17:25,281 --> 01:17:27,870
<b>.</b>

1466
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,547
<b>AND I WANT EVERYONE IN AMERICA</b>
<b>RIGHT NOW TO LOOK AT ME,</b>

1467
01:17:33,547 --> 01:17:36,636
<b>LOOK AT ME SMOKING INDOORS.</b>

1468
01:17:37,931 --> 01:17:40,102
<b>I DIDN'T ASK ANYBODY,</b>
<b>I JUST DID IT.</b>

1469
01:17:40,102 --> 01:17:42,440
<b>WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, KICK</b>
<b>ME OUT BEFORE I GET THE PRIZE?</b>

1470
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,945
<b>NAW NIGGA, THIS IS</b>
<b>CALLED LEVERAGE.</b>

1471
01:17:46,198 --> 01:17:47,910
<b>.</b>

1472
01:17:49,872 --> 01:17:52,836
<b>THING THAT I LIKED BEST ABOUT</b>
<b>TONIGHT WAS THAT I SAW SO MANY</b>

1473
01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,757
<b>PEOPLE FROM</b>
<b>DIFFERENT PARTS OF MY LIFE.</b>

1474
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,303
<b>LIKE FRIENDS THAT I</b>
<b>GREW UP WITH HERE IN DC,</b>

1475
01:17:57,303 --> 01:17:59,934
<b>FRIENDS OF MINE FROM</b>
<b>OHIO THEN AND NOW.</b>

1476
01:18:00,936 --> 01:18:03,065
<b>FRIENDS OF MINE</b>
<b>FROM COMEDY CLUBS.</b>

1477
01:18:03,065 --> 01:18:05,737
<b>ALL THE FUCKING MUSICIANS</b>
<b>THAT BLEW MY MIND.</b>

1478
01:18:05,737 --> 01:18:09,410
<b>YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA</b>
<b>HOW YOU INSPIRE ME.</b>

1479
01:18:09,870 --> 01:18:13,460
<b>I WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL</b>
<b>SHOUTOUT TO MY OG TONY WOODS.</b>

1480
01:18:13,962 --> 01:18:16,091
<b>MILES DAVIS HAS A QUOTE.</b>

1481
01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,345
<b>.</b>

1482
01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:20,641
<b>UH, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE,</b>

1483
01:18:20,641 --> 01:18:22,938
<b>MILES DAVIS SAID</b>
<b>SO MUCH COOL SHIT,</b>

1484
01:18:22,938 --> 01:18:25,150
<b>BUT ONE OF THE THINGS HE</b>
<b>SAID THAT I ALWAYS LOVED,</b>

1485
01:18:25,150 --> 01:18:27,405
<b>HE SAID, "IT TOOK ME</b>
<b>YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO</b>

1486
01:18:27,405 --> 01:18:29,492
<b>PLAY LIKE MYSELF."</b>

1487
01:18:30,119 --> 01:18:31,580
<b>YOU KNOW, HE WOULD</b>
<b>WATCH OTHER MUSICIANS AND</b>

1488
01:18:31,580 --> 01:18:33,584
<b>HE WOULD TRY TO</b>
<b>PLAY LIKE DIZZY OR BIRD</b>

1489
01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,254
<b>OR ALL THOSE</b>
<b>OTHER GUYS WHO WERE GREAT,</b>

1490
01:18:35,254 --> 01:18:36,590
<b>TONY WOODS WAS MY</b>
<b>DIZZY AND BIRD,</b>

1491
01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:37,885
<b>IF I WAS A MILES.</b>

1492
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,596
<b>I WAS TRYING TO PLAY LIKE YOU,</b>

1493
01:18:39,596 --> 01:18:43,103
<b>YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I</b>
<b>EVER SAW DO IT ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.</b>

1494
01:18:43,103 --> 01:18:45,399
<b>YOU WERE FEARLESS AND</b>
<b>YOU TOLD THE TRUTH.</b>

1495
01:18:45,399 --> 01:18:48,155
<b>THERE'S SOMETHING SO</b>
<b>TRUE ABOUT THIS GENRE,</b>

1496
01:18:48,155 --> 01:18:50,034
<b>WHEN DONE CORRECTLY,</b>

1497
01:18:50,034 --> 01:18:54,208
<b>THAT I WILL FIGHT ANYBODY THAT</b>
<b>GETS IN A TRUE PRACTITIONER</b>

1498
01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:56,296
<b>OF THIS ART FORM'S WAY.</b>

1499
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:57,673
<b>BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE WRONG.</b>

1500
01:18:57,673 --> 01:19:00,471
<b>THIS IS THE TRUTH, AND</b>
<b>YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING IT.</b>

1501
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,770
<b>I'M NOT TALKING</b>
<b>ABOUT THE CONTENT,</b>

1502
01:19:03,770 --> 01:19:05,815
<b>I'M TALKING</b>
<b>ABOUT THE ART FORM.</b>

1503
01:19:05,815 --> 01:19:07,568
<b>DO WE UNDERSTAND?</b>

1504
01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:09,489
<b>DO WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT?</b>

1505
01:19:10,491 --> 01:19:12,286
<b>.</b>

1506
01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:14,040
<b>AND WHAT I REALLY</b>
<b>WANTED TO SAY TONIGHT,</b>

1507
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,459
<b>AND I'M GLAD I GET</b>
<b>THE PLATFORM TO DO IT,</b>

1508
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,756
<b>I'M GAY!</b>

1509
01:19:18,257 --> 01:19:22,556
<b>I AM GAY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE</b>
<b>WHAT THIS DOES FOR MY CAREER,</b>

1510
01:19:23,016 --> 01:19:25,396
<b>BEING GAY LIKE THIS.</b>

1511
01:19:28,694 --> 01:19:30,072
<b>SO MANY SPECIAL SHOUTOUTS.</b>

1512
01:19:30,072 --> 01:19:33,287
<b>ONE OF THE MAIN ARCHITECTS OF</b>
<b>THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY,</b>

1513
01:19:33,287 --> 01:19:37,753
<b>MY BROTHER AND MY MENTOR,</b>
<b>THE MIGHTY STAN LATHAN.</b>

1514
01:19:42,388 --> 01:19:45,311
<b>I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD</b>
<b>BE ABLE TO WORK WITH SOMEONE</b>

1515
01:19:45,311 --> 01:19:46,814
<b>AS GREAT AS YOU.</b>

1516
01:19:46,814 --> 01:19:49,736
<b>THESE LAST FIVE SPECIALS,</b>
<b>STRAIGHT FIRE.</b>

1517
01:19:50,654 --> 01:19:52,116
<b>I WOULDN'T WANT TO</b>
<b>DO ANOTHER SPECIAL WITH</b>

1518
01:19:52,116 --> 01:19:54,412
<b>ANYBODY ELSE BUT YOU.</b>

1519
01:19:54,412 --> 01:19:56,458
<b>SO EAT YOUR</b>
<b>MOTHERFUCKING VEGETABLES AND</b>

1520
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,253
<b>LIVE AS LONG AS YOU CAN,</b>

1521
01:19:58,253 --> 01:20:01,092
<b>CAUSE WE DOING A FEW</b>
<b>MORE OF THESE BITCHES.</b>

1522
01:20:05,184 --> 01:20:08,106
<b>NEIL BRENNAN, YOUR</b>
<b>SPEECH MADE ME CRY.</b>

1523
01:20:08,106 --> 01:20:12,657
<b>BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF</b>
<b>ALL THOSE HARD DAYS OF WORK,</b>

1524
01:20:12,657 --> 01:20:14,953
<b>AND ALL THAT MONEY</b>
<b>I NEVER GOT FOR IT.</b>

1525
01:20:16,206 --> 01:20:18,210
<b>THE OTHER REAL SPECIAL</b>
<b>SHOUTOUT I GOT TO MAKE,</b>

1526
01:20:18,210 --> 01:20:19,880
<b>BECAUSE NONE OF THIS</b>
<b>WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE ON ANY</b>

1527
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:23,387
<b>LEVEL WITHOUT THIS PERSON,</b>
<b>IS MY MOTHER.</b>

1528
01:20:23,387 --> 01:20:24,806
<b>MOM.</b>

1529
01:20:24,806 --> 01:20:26,768
<b>.</b>

1530
01:20:28,063 --> 01:20:31,444
<b>MY MOTHER.</b>

1531
01:20:31,444 --> 01:20:34,033
<b>.</b>

1532
01:20:34,033 --> 01:20:36,705
<b>MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM.</b>

1533
01:20:37,206 --> 01:20:39,752
<b>YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I</b>
<b>PUT THIS WOMAN THROUGH.</b>

1534
01:20:41,089 --> 01:20:43,093
<b>IF YOU HAD JUST</b>
<b>GIVEN BIRTH TO ME,</b>

1535
01:20:43,093 --> 01:20:44,972
<b>THAT WOULD'VE BEEN</b>
<b>MORE THAN ENOUGH,</b>

1536
01:20:44,972 --> 01:20:48,437
<b>BUT THE FACT THAT YOU</b>
<b>RAISED ME AND RAISED ME WELL.</b>

1537
01:20:48,437 --> 01:20:50,274
<b>WE HAD A REAL ORAL</b>
<b>TRADITION IN OUR HOUSE,</b>

1538
01:20:50,274 --> 01:20:52,403
<b>I KNEW THE WORD GRIOT</b>
<b>WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.</b>

1539
01:20:52,403 --> 01:20:55,952
<b>A GRIOT WAS A PERSON IN AFRICA</b>
<b>WHO WAS CHARGED WITH KEEPING</b>

1540
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,290
<b>THE STORIES OF THE VILLAGE.</b>

1541
01:20:58,290 --> 01:21:00,461
<b>EVERYONE WOULD TELL</b>
<b>GRIOT THE STORIES,</b>

1542
01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:02,089
<b>AND THEY WOULD</b>
<b>REMEMBER THEM SO THEY COULD</b>

1543
01:21:02,089 --> 01:21:03,633
<b>TELL FUTURE GENERATIONS.</b>

1544
01:21:03,633 --> 01:21:06,891
<b>AND WHEN THEY GOT OLD,</b>
<b>THEY'D TELL EM TO SOMEONE ELSE,</b>

1545
01:21:06,891 --> 01:21:09,812
<b>AND THEY SAY IN AFRICA,</b>
<b>WHEN A GRIOT DIES,</b>

1546
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:13,403
<b>IT'S LIKE A</b>
<b>LIBRARY WAS BURNT DOWN.</b>

1547
01:21:13,862 --> 01:21:15,992
<b>AND MY MOTHER USED TO TELL ME,</b>
<b>BEFORE I EVER THOUGHT ABOUT</b>

1548
01:21:15,992 --> 01:21:19,082
<b>DOING COMEDY, SHE TOLD ME</b>
<b>"YOU SHOULD BE A GRIOT"</b>

1549
01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:21,836
<b>AND SHE'D FILL ME WITH</b>
<b>EVERY STORY OF BLACK LIFE.</b>

1550
01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:24,592
<b>YOU KNOW, SHE'S EDUCATED</b>
<b>IN AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES,</b>

1551
01:21:24,592 --> 01:21:26,763
<b>AND SHE WOULD LET ME</b>
<b>UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT THAT </b>

1552
01:21:26,763 --> 01:21:28,058
<b>I WAS BEING RAISED IN.</b>

1553
01:21:28,058 --> 01:21:31,147
<b>THAT I'M BEING RAISED IN A</b>
<b>HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT THAT</b>

1554
01:21:31,147 --> 01:21:32,566
<b>I HAVE TO TAME.</b>

1555
01:21:32,566 --> 01:21:35,614
<b>BY THE TIME I WAS 14 YEARS</b>
<b>OLD I WAS IN NIGHTCLUBS,</b>

1556
01:21:35,614 --> 01:21:37,701
<b>MASTERING AN ADULT WORLD.</b>

1557
01:21:38,078 --> 01:21:39,622
<b>IT WAS TERRIFYING.</b>

1558
01:21:39,622 --> 01:21:41,709
<b>CRACK EPIDEMIC WAS GOING ON,</b>
<b>AND MY MOTHER WOULD HEAR</b>

1559
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:43,880
<b>GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE AND</b>
<b>BE SCARED TO DEATH,</b>

1560
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,426
<b>MAYBE IT'S MY SON.</b>

1561
01:21:45,426 --> 01:21:47,721
<b>BUT EARLY IN MY CAREER,</b>
<b>IF YOU REMEMBER MOM,</b>

1562
01:21:48,056 --> 01:21:50,310
<b>YOU USED TO SIT IN</b>
<b>THE CLUB WITH ME.</b>

1563
01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,773
<b>SHE'D DO A FULL DAY OF WORK,</b>
<b>YOU'D BE BACK THERE,</b>

1564
01:21:52,773 --> 01:21:54,569
<b>FALLING ASLEEP, JUST</b>
<b>WAITING FOR ME TO GO ON.</b>

1565
01:21:54,987 --> 01:21:57,241
<b>SHE WOULD WATCH MY</b>
<b>SHOW EVERY NIGHT,</b>

1566
01:21:57,241 --> 01:22:00,205
<b>DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG</b>
<b>THAT CAR RIDE IS HOME?</b>

1567
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,253
<b>.</b>

1568
01:22:05,090 --> 01:22:07,553
<b>HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE</b>
<b>EVER HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY,</b>

1569
01:22:07,553 --> 01:22:10,476
<b>"PUSSY JOKES WERE A</b>
<b>LITTLE TOO MUCH TONIGHT, SON"?</b>

1570
01:22:11,269 --> 01:22:13,565
<b>.</b>

1571
01:22:16,237 --> 01:22:18,617
<b>I WAS A SOFT KID.</b>

1572
01:22:18,617 --> 01:22:20,788
<b>I WAS SENSITIVE, I CRIED EASY,</b>

1573
01:22:20,788 --> 01:22:22,750
<b>AND I WOULD BE</b>
<b>SCARED TO FISTFIGHT.</b>

1574
01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,629
<b>AND MY MOTHER USED TO</b>
<b>TELL ME THIS THING,</b>

1575
01:22:24,629 --> 01:22:25,881
<b>I DON'T EVEN KNOW</b>
<b>IF YOU REMEMBER,</b>

1576
01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:27,468
<b>BUT YOU SAID THIS TO</b>
<b>ME MORE THAN ONCE.</b>

1577
01:22:27,468 --> 01:22:31,476
<b>YOU SAID, "SON, SOMETIMES YOU</b>
<b>HAVE TO BE A LION SO YOU CAN</b>

1578
01:22:31,476 --> 01:22:33,688
<b>BE THE LAMB YOU REALLY ARE".</b>

1579
01:22:35,234 --> 01:22:38,323
<b>I TALK THIS SHIT LIKE A LION,</b>

1580
01:22:38,323 --> 01:22:41,329
<b>I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY OF YOU</b>
<b>WHEN IT COMES WORD TO WORD,</b>

1581
01:22:41,663 --> 01:22:44,836
<b>I WILL GAB WITH</b>
<b>THE BEST OF THEM.</b>

1582
01:22:44,836 --> 01:22:47,675
<b>JUST SO I CAN CHILL AND BE ME.</b>

1583
01:22:47,675 --> 01:22:49,470
<b>AND THAT'S WHY I</b>
<b>LOVE MY ART FORM,</b>

1584
01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:51,391
<b>BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND</b>
<b>EVERY PRACTITIONER OF IT.</b>

1585
01:22:51,391 --> 01:22:52,852
<b>WHETHER I AGREE</b>
<b>WITH THEM OR NOT,</b>

1586
01:22:52,852 --> 01:22:54,147
<b>I KNOW WHERE</b>
<b>THEY'RE COMING FROM.</b>

1587
01:22:54,147 --> 01:22:56,025
<b>THEY WANNA BE HEARD,</b>
<b>THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,</b>

1588
01:22:56,025 --> 01:22:59,949
<b>THERE'S SOMETHING THEY NOTICE,</b>
<b>THEY JUST WANNA BE UNDERSTOOD.</b>

1589
01:22:59,949 --> 01:23:01,536
<b>I LOVE THIS GENRE.</b>

1590
01:23:01,536 --> 01:23:03,498
<b>IT SAVED MY LIFE.</b>

1591
01:23:03,498 --> 01:23:05,752
<b>SO TONIGHT MA, I WOULD</b>
<b>LIKE TO HONOR YOU IN A VERY</b>

1592
01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:09,177
<b>SPECIAL WAY THAT I</b>
<b>CANNOT DO ON MY OWN.</b>

1593
01:23:09,177 --> 01:23:11,389
<b>BUT BECAUSE NOW I'M A MAN,</b>

1594
01:23:11,389 --> 01:23:13,560
<b>WITH GREAT AND</b>
<b>INFLUENTIAL FRIENDS,</b>

1595
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,524
<b>I WOULD LIKE TO ASK MY MAN</b>
<b>THUNDERCAT TO COME OUT ONSTAGE.</b>

1596
01:23:17,234 --> 01:23:19,864
<b>THUNDERCAT, THE MIGHTY MOS DEF.</b>

1597
01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:22,244
<b>.</b>

1598
01:23:23,622 --> 01:23:26,503
<b>WASHINGTON DC, THANK YOU VERY</b>
<b>MUCH FOR GIVING ME A HOME AND</b>

1599
01:23:26,503 --> 01:23:27,922
<b>A PLACE TO START.</b>

1600
01:23:27,922 --> 01:23:30,344
<b>TODAY IS OFFICIALLY</b>
<b>DAVE CHAPPELLE DAY IN</b>

1601
01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,640
<b>WASHINGTON D.C., THE</b>
<b>MAYOR DECLARED IT LAST NIGHT.</b>

1602
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:36,981
<b>SO, IN THE FUTURE,</b>

1603
01:23:36,981 --> 01:23:39,737
<b>ON DAVE CHAPPELLE DAY I</b>
<b>ASK EVERYONE WHO WISHES</b>

1604
01:23:39,737 --> 01:23:41,824
<b>TO CELEBRATE</b>
<b>IT TO MAKE ONE INCREDIBLE</b>

1605
01:23:41,824 --> 01:23:44,664
<b>MEMORY FOR THEM SELF</b>
<b>AND/OR SOMEBODY ELSE.</b>

1606
01:23:45,123 --> 01:23:46,668
<b>THANK YOU VER MUCH, GOODNIGHT.</b>

1607
01:23:47,836 --> 01:23:49,549
<b>.</b>

1608
01:23:55,978 --> 01:23:58,858
<i><b> ♪ MOS DEF:</b></i>
<i><b> TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME. ♪</b></i>

1609
01:23:59,318 --> 01:24:02,491
<i><b> ♪ FOR YOU OR ME,</b></i>
<i><b> LIFE IS NOT PROMISED ♪</b></i>

1610
01:24:03,368 --> 01:24:05,414
<i><b>♪ TOMORROW MAY NEVER SHOW UP ♪</b></i>

1611
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:09,755
<i><b> ♪ FOR YOU OR ME,</b></i>
<i><b> THIS LIFE IS NOT PROMISED ♪</b></i>

1612
01:24:11,217 --> 01:24:14,932
<i><b> ♪ I AIN'T NO PERFECT MAN,</b></i>
<i><b> I'M TRYING TO DO ♪</b></i>

1613
01:24:14,932 --> 01:24:18,732
<i><b> ♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN</b></i>
<i><b> WITH WHAT IT IS I HAVE ♪</b></i>

1614
01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:22,489
<i><b> ♪ I AIN'T NO PERFECT</b></i>
<i><b> MAN I'M TRYING TO DO ♪</b></i>

1615
01:24:22,489 --> 01:24:26,414
<i><b> ♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN</b></i>
<i><b> WITH WHAT IT IS I HAVE ♪</b></i>

1616
01:24:28,209 --> 01:24:30,422
<i><b> ♪ PUT MY HEART AND</b></i>
<i><b> SOUL INTO IT Y'ALL ♪♪</b></i>

1617
01:24:31,341 --> 01:24:33,511
<b>THANK YOU BROTHER DAVE.</b>

1618
01:24:33,762 --> 01:24:36,267
<i><b> ♪ MY UMI SAID SHINE</b></i>
<i><b> YOUR LIGHT ON THE WORLD ♪</b></i>

1619
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:39,815
<i><b> ♪ SHINE YOUR LIGHT</b></i>
<i><b> FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. ♪</b></i>

1620
01:24:40,859 --> 01:24:44,032
<i><b> ♪ MY UMI SAID SHINE</b></i>
<i><b> YOUR LIGHT ON THE WORLD ♪</b></i>

1621
01:24:44,784 --> 01:24:47,373
<i><b> ♪ SHINE YOUR LIGHT</b></i>
<i><b> FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. ♪</b></i>

1622
01:24:47,873 --> 01:24:49,669
<i><b> ♪ I WANT MY</b></i>
<i><b> PEOPLE TO BE FREE, ♪</b></i>

1623
01:24:49,669 --> 01:24:50,963
<i><b> ♪ TO BE FREE, TO BE FREE. ♪</b></i>

1624
01:24:50,963 --> 01:24:52,841
<b>DAVE: THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN,</b>

1625
01:24:52,841 --> 01:24:56,349
<b>WHO HELPS ME AND EMPOWERS</b>
<b>ME TO DO EVERYTHING I DO.</b>

1626
01:24:57,309 --> 01:25:00,524
<b>ELAINE, THANK GOD FOR YOU.</b>



