1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:57,241 No one is sure of when they first arrived. 4 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:58,379 Some say they've always been here. 5 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:03,793 I think that's bullshit, because if they had we'd all be one of them by now. 6 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:11,413 Why do I give a shit. Well, because I used to be different than I am now. 7 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:20,793 Sure, we all change. I look pretty much the same. A bit more on the shabby side maybe. 8 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:24,379 I still love the city though. It's just the most recent inhabitants that I don't care too much for... 9 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:31,068 I'm not antisocial. I have lots of friends. Or had lots of friends. 10 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:38,241 That was before I became a betweener. What's a betweener you might ask. 11 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:42,689 That is someone that is inbetween their world and ours. 12 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:49,655 Sounds kind of schizophrenic, I know. But let me try to explain. 13 00:04:51,413 --> 00:04:53,482 Most of the people that they convert do so willingly, 14 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,551 and even with enthusiasm I might add. 15 00:04:58,896 --> 00:05:00,758 In my case though, and the rest of the crowd that I run with, 16 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:04,137 the conversion just didn't take... 17 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,379 You see, even aliens have standards, certain standards that once met, 18 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,758 allows them to get inside your head, for their fucked up hive mind. 19 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:18,034 And then you become one of them, a Leacher. 20 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:22,137 There are a lot of other names for them: 21 00:05:22,137 --> 00:05:26,137 seeps, snoops, peeps, all kind of names. 22 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:31,241 I call them Leachers though, because once they leach on your gray matter, that's it. 23 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:38,000 Yours thoughts become theirs, but more importantly all of their thoughts yours as well. 24 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:43,275 It's kind of like crowd psychology during a riot. 25 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:47,896 People who have been in a riot talk about not knowing what they were doing at the time. 26 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,965 As if they were controlled by some group force as they threw a brick through the window and grabbed 27 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:52,034 a 50 inch flat screen. 28 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:56,586 Or enthusiastically helped to turn over the cop car. 29 00:05:59,379 --> 00:06:01,655 Leachers are a bit more sophisticated about that sort of thing though. 30 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:08,000 You see, a Leacher looks like you or me. They tend to dress somewhat conservatively. 31 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,034 And don't say much. 32 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,482 But that's mostly because they are usually busy speaking inside of other people's heads. 33 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:17,655 Or to other Leacher agents. 34 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:23,517 Leacher agents are your upper most management in alien society. 35 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:28,172 What makes it so easy for them to convert regular humans into Leacher drones? 36 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:34,034 It's simple, incentives, massive incentives. 37 00:06:36,241 --> 00:06:39,517 We'll, we'll get to all of that later. 38 00:06:39,517 --> 00:06:42,103 We're all still learning, exploiting their weaknesses when we find them. 39 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,655 I lost a lot of good friends in the fight along the way. 40 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,448 I've also made a lot of new friends as well. 41 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,448 Some lasting longer than others. 42 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:58,206 Until the Leacher Agents and their army of Leacher ghouls that track us down. 43 00:07:00,896 --> 00:07:06,482 Then there are some betweeners that just can't take it anymore and off themselves. 44 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:10,758 Me, I plan on sticking around a while. 45 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,379 Sis coming? 46 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:53,448 Eat it you fuck! 47 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:56,137 Getting slow old man. I had you Fig and you know it. 48 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:02,137 Before or after you popped out of that alcove back there? 49 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,413 Well what else is a girl to do around here? 50 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,137 I say we either waste them or leave them! 51 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,413 No, we're not going to waste them. We're going to get them! 52 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,965 We're going to get them back to the station in time to send them back! 53 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:12,586 Shit! 54 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,275 Fig's right, better than Leachers anyway. 55 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,034 How many do you think there are? 56 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:24,448 Four, maybe 5, I've been listening to a lot of chatter over the network. 57 00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:28,482 Everything set at the safehouse? 58 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,620 Yea, we're going with the one we used the time before. 59 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,275 Who's going to be spotter? 60 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,275 I will again I suppose. We don't want to give it to Crank again. 61 00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:39,655 Hey, what are you talking! 62 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:43,482 I'm talking about last time when 2 of the ones you picked were already converted. Probably for months! 63 00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:46,758 Hey, they were acting weird! 64 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,620 Why don't we leave it to the Pro's. Or at least someone with a decent batting average. 65 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:53,000 Why you little! 66 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,103 Calm down both of you! We need to keep moving if we're going to catch the route at the station. Come on! 67 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:05,413 We can hold off on that for now. We'll wait and see if they're serious with the offer. 68 00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,724 Trust me on this! 69 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,655 Give it another week for the counter offer. 70 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:26,206 How do they possibly expect anyone to know all of this? Five programming languages, 71 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:30,344 network engineer, security expert, I should just suck it up and keep my job at the furniture store... 72 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,724 Who knows, I might even make manager in 2 or 3 years. 73 00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:09,068 So how's that new chef at work? 74 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:14,000 Oh my gosh, it's a total nightmare! No matter what I do, I can't do anything right. He's a total jerk. 75 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,137 He sounds like a sleaze ball. 76 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,103 Exactly! 77 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:39,172 [Alien transmission] Linda Davis! Internationally syndicated cooking show sensation! 78 00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:44,206 With Linda Davis Cooking soon to be branded in all of the major grocery stores! 79 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,310 We'll talk more after the meeting this morning. 80 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:06,068 Rick Janson! Entrepeneuer! Tech Guru! 81 00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:14,379 In on the IPO of what will become a multi billion dollar company. Genius! 82 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,068 I mean I'm not going to give up! 83 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,137 So I have to just kind of put up with it! 84 00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,517 Yes, this is Rick. 85 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,655 No, yea I've got him right here. Ken just brought him in. 86 00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:40,241 And the place looks like a dump. 87 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,551 Well yea, I guess that's what you get when you have them foot the bill for the cleaning company. 88 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:53,103 No, no, they're they're all out. Yea, we got all the access codes changed. 89 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:58,241 Can you have him take a look at these. 90 00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:02,965 Yea, that's right, the prototype will be ready to go live in 3 weeks. 91 00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:07,034 It's like he treats me like crap but then he kind of tries to hit on me. 92 00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,379 It's just awkward and awful and there's nothing I can do to make him happy. 93 00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:24,172 Well there's no way you're going to miss those midterm exams. I'm sorry. Alright have a good day. 94 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:37,413 No, I'd go insane. And why I ever slept with Tina. Stupid, stupid, stupid! 95 00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:51,689 Now Louis, you don't mind if I call you Louis, do you Professor? 96 00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:58,413 As the President of the college you may address me anyway that you wish. 97 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:02,758 Mary please. You're probably wondering Louis why I asked you out for our casual stroll this afternoon. 98 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,758 Well it did cross my mind. 99 00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:09,137 You keep telling me that you're going to tell her about us and you don't 100 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:15,448 So, I'm done. I'm not going to be this second fiddle. 101 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,689 I'm not going to wait around for you cause I know, you're never going to leave your wife. 102 00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:21,344 And I deserve much better than that, and you know that. 103 00:20:27,379 --> 00:20:33,827 Hi, I'm Linda Davis, and I make 30 minute meals. That means in the time that it takes for you to watch this program, 104 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:37,344 I will have created a healthy and nutritious meal that everyone can enjoy! 105 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:46,103 Dad, there's a big red X at the top right corner. You just need to click it. 106 00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:48,620 It's not your computer screen now. You just need to click that now and it will go away. 107 00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:57,172 No, it's right next to the little X. Right next to the little line. There's a big red X in a square. 108 00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:03,379 I don't want to hear any more of your lies! Huh? 109 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,758 I'm sorry, there's no making up that exam. What's the excuse this time? 110 00:21:08,206 --> 00:21:11,241 You make up all of these excuses, but I'm done! I've waited around too long! 111 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:20,344 I know! I know! You're never going to leave her! I don't believe you! 112 00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:23,137 I know you're just saying you love me. But you're just, you're just telling me what I want to hear. 113 00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:31,655 And the, the computer screen went off. Ah, I don't know. Did you, did you kick the plug or something? 114 00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:42,689 So it's over! Don't call me anymore, I don't want to see you. 115 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:45,724 Don't come to my restaurant ever again! It's done! 116 00:21:47,413 --> 00:21:48,379 You're either there or I'll fail you. 117 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:56,896 Did? Dad, plug that back in, and call me back when ever, whenever your computer is booted back up. 118 00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:59,689 I have to go. I'm running late to an interview. 119 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:15,793 Yes it's. No, Dad, I haven't worked there since... I haven't worked there since college. 120 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:22,310 No, this is a real job Dad! 121 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:31,068 Yes I'm. Look I. I have to go ok? Ok? Alright, bye... Good... Good bye Dad. 122 00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:51,620 I'm sorry, there's no making up that exam. 123 00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:02,310 Yea, no, we're covered. We've been testing the database in the lab for the last six months. 124 00:23:09,586 --> 00:23:12,689 Look, there's no way you're going to miss the midterms. 125 00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:15,137 How about when I needed you when I was losing my job! 126 00:23:17,137 --> 00:23:21,275 Today, we're going to make bone broth soup. Which is all the rage! 127 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,379 It will knock your socks off! 128 00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,344 I know, but I've heard that before. 129 00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,034 Roger, I hope I didn't pull you away from anything to pressing. 130 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,344 The Clarkston Estate deal just fell through, so that would make it depressing. 131 00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:08,068 Well, I've got something that should cheer you up right away then. Follow me. 132 00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:48,758 I've spoken with the board, and we'd like you to take over the reins for the Myrtle Estates development. 133 00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:51,241 But I thought John Davis was on that? 134 00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,137 Was, he pissed off the owner, almost screwed up the entire deal. 135 00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:59,000 The owner says he'll close with anyone but John. So he's out, and you're in. 136 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,689 To a 500 million dollar project with 10% commission on your end. 137 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,793 With bonuses for meeting deadline. Of course you'll need to drop everything else on your plate, 138 00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,517 and concentrate just on this. 139 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:11,241 We can off load most of it to John. 140 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,482 But how could I have possibly been turned down. 141 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,758 This is my second time around. 142 00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:55,137 If I'm ever to get tenure I'll have to switch schools and start all over again. 143 00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,724 And what do they mean when they state that my published journals were without substance? 144 00:27:03,172 --> 00:27:07,034 Well maybe, if they spent more time in South America, they would learn a thing or two 145 00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:09,034 about Latin American studies. I grew up there! 146 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,793 I think you are well aware of the controversy surrounding our current Dean. 147 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,655 All those innocent young Undergrads. Simply devastating. 148 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:35,931 And studies have shown that if you add bone marrow to soup it will create one of the healthiest drinks out there. 149 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:39,620 In fact, there are actually bone broth bars that are cropping up to compete with coffee shops. 150 00:29:59,103 --> 00:30:04,379 [The Aliens can speak telepathically with the human candidates for conversion] 151 00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:10,000 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Rick. Life will be so much more wonderful once you are with us. 152 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,793 No, it's the front end that we have to worry about. That's why we brought the kid in. 153 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:31,724 Look, he wrote, coded all of those apps on his spare time and they're going to work perfect with the new interface. 154 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,206 And he doesn't even have to come up to speed because it is all coded in the same language. 155 00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:42,034 I'll have Ken bring him onboard right now. 156 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:14,241 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Linda. Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are with us. 157 00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:36,310 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are one with us. 158 00:32:25,275 --> 00:32:26,586 [Alien transmission] Stop them! They're getting away! 159 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:29,758 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded! 160 00:32:34,689 --> 00:32:35,344 Go! 161 00:32:39,241 --> 00:32:40,379 [Alien transmission] You must block their way! 162 00:32:59,172 --> 00:33:00,448 [Blaring rock music from the cannister causes pain to the Aliens] 163 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:05,275 The distortion threshold from the mutant music is unbearable! 164 00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:23,793 I know I was on the right train this morning... 165 00:34:26,275 --> 00:34:29,000 Oh my God! My cooking show is going to shoot in less than an hour! 166 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,931 It's the World Premiere! 167 00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:35,827 Hold on! This isn't your stop. 168 00:34:35,827 --> 00:34:40,310 I have to get off here! This is my first day as Executive Director of technology at my new company. 169 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,413 We'll get you there. Don't you worry. 170 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:48,206 [Alien transmission] I'm engaging others now as well. 171 00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:52,241 [An Alien signal is being transmitted to alert the other Alien Agents] 172 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:05,379 But I don't understand, what's going on, and where are you taking us? 173 00:35:05,379 --> 00:35:07,310 I don't have time to explain this all right now. Other than to say that both of you are in serious danger right now. 174 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:10,689 Danger of what? 175 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:12,793 [Alien transmission] Yes Acknowledged now.! 176 00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:14,379 See those 2 men that just got on? Don't stare over at them. Just glance. 177 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,655 They are extremely close! 178 00:35:16,655 --> 00:35:18,965 Ok? 179 00:35:18,965 --> 00:35:21,482 Leacher Agents, both of them. And they're looking for you. 180 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:27,068 But why? We haven 't done anything! This is ridiculous! 181 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:34,689 [The Alien signal is being transmitted again. ]Crank a mutant can hear it too. 182 00:35:38,172 --> 00:35:40,724 Well that's because we got to you in time before you became one of them. 183 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,655 One of them? 184 00:35:42,655 --> 00:35:45,103 That's right. One of them, a Leacher. 185 00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:47,275 A Leacher? 186 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:51,172 You'll know soon enough. That is, if we make it. 187 00:35:53,103 --> 00:35:54,103 Have you drugged us? 188 00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:57,137 No, we've just interrupted the conversion process. 189 00:36:00,793 --> 00:36:02,413 Had you made it to the final stop on the last train, the conversion would have been complete. 190 00:36:04,758 --> 00:36:09,137 And then you would have become a Leacher, just like them for the rest of your days. 191 00:36:09,137 --> 00:36:11,482 You see the rest of the people on this train. A third of them are Leachers already. 192 00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:14,724 Why that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! 193 00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:20,827 Most of them we don't have to worry about, but a Leacher Agent is probing them right now. 194 00:36:20,827 --> 00:36:22,172 And he might be able to get some of them to block us getting off of the train. 195 00:36:53,517 --> 00:36:54,482 [Alien transmission] You must block their way! 196 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:05,724 [Alien transmission] They are on the platform now! 197 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,724 Stop them, they're getting away! Stop them! 198 00:37:11,172 --> 00:37:13,517 Get the fuck back or I'll cut all of you! 199 00:37:13,517 --> 00:37:14,517 They're still getting away! 200 00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:00,793 [Alien transmission] We are now locked on to their position. 201 00:38:02,344 --> 00:38:04,724 I don't understand. What exactly do they want from us? 202 00:38:05,689 --> 00:38:06,310 They want your mind. 203 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,551 But what for? Are they Aliens or something? 204 00:38:13,517 --> 00:38:15,172 That's right! And we believe this is the first wave of an Alien Invasion. 205 00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:23,103 But that's crazy! So they're going to take over the planet by letting me live my dream? 206 00:38:24,482 --> 00:38:26,758 Well yea. It's all great until the voices start. 207 00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:31,344 The voices? 208 00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:33,103 You'll have that great cooking show, but when they tell you to do something, you will do it. 209 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:34,586 But how? 210 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,551 We don't know yet. Except that it it seems to be some sort of wide scale telepathy. 211 00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:43,793 That they use to communicate with each other. And those that become one of them. 212 00:38:45,482 --> 00:38:47,137 God, this is really way too much... 213 00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:53,413 If you think about it. What better way to control society than by controlling the roles in that society. 214 00:38:55,862 --> 00:38:58,344 And I guess all of the important decisions would be made by them. 215 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,275 [Alien transmission] I've got a lock on one of them. 216 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:11,517 [Alien transmission] I think I see them. Yes they are in a blue Honda Pilot on Broadway and 5th. 217 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:14,758 [Alien transmission] You must not let them get away! We will try to cut them off. 218 00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:21,448 [Alien transmission] I am picking up a signal from one of the others now. 219 00:39:21,448 --> 00:39:25,551 Yes Sir. I'll have the report on your desk this afternoon. 220 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:28,344 Yes the projected earnings from a recent reduction in force should be substantial. 221 00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:34,655 Providing our International assets are in place as projected. Thank you Sir! 222 00:39:35,862 --> 00:39:36,793 They've gotten to him again. 223 00:39:39,689 --> 00:39:42,137 [Alien signal] I've got a lock on one of them. 224 00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:48,448 [Alien signal] Yes, I can see them now. 225 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:14,000 So where does this place you in this crazy extended acid trip that you're still on? 226 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,068 That's right, caught inbetween their world and ours. 227 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,379 You see the conversion didn't take with me for whatever reason. But I was partially converted. 228 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:27,206 So I have some of their powers. 229 00:40:27,206 --> 00:40:28,275 Like what? 230 00:40:31,068 --> 00:40:33,827 For instance, I can hear the thoughts that they speak to each other. 231 00:40:33,827 --> 00:40:36,379 What a bunch of horse shit! 232 00:40:36,379 --> 00:40:38,655 [Alien transmission] Once you become one of us you will enjoy everything. 233 00:40:39,724 --> 00:40:40,517 Oh my God, did you just hear that? 234 00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:44,413 That's the creepiest voice I've ever heard. [Transmission in background] 235 00:40:47,241 --> 00:40:49,103 Some of it was coming in and out though... 236 00:40:50,724 --> 00:40:52,275 That's because the conversion process is still taking place. 237 00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:55,689 Damnit! I think we're being followed. 238 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,379 Getting us to pull over isn't going to be that easy. 239 00:41:02,448 --> 00:41:07,241 [Alien transmission] The signal is getting stronger now I am sure of it! 240 00:41:13,586 --> 00:41:18,206 [Alien transmission] We must triangulate their position, and then we will have them! 241 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,241 [Alien transmission] We are now locked onto their position! 242 00:41:36,965 --> 00:41:40,689 Think of it Rick! Are you willing to jeapordize your bright future for this fool? 243 00:41:43,551 --> 00:41:49,344 You must fight him. Or would you prefer 10 more interviews for a worthless and mindless tech job! 244 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:08,620 There! Over there! That's their car! 245 00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:16,586 Now it's great for anyone who is sick. Of course nobody ever wants to talk about that. 246 00:42:16,586 --> 00:42:18,724 But it does happen. Or maybe you're on a diet. 247 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:25,862 Or maybe you just want something warm and delicious to fill your belly on a cold winter's night. 248 00:42:25,862 --> 00:42:27,448 Or maybe you just want something warm and delicious to fill your belly on a cold winter's night. 249 00:42:27,448 --> 00:42:34,379 [Alien transmission] Soon you will be one of us. We are almost together. Embrace the wonder! 250 00:42:34,379 --> 00:42:36,137 [Alien transmission] I am following them now! 251 00:42:40,275 --> 00:42:43,172 [Alien transmission] Yes, acknowledged, proceeding there now! 252 00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:52,689 250, plus stock options, and an early buy in on the IPO. 253 00:42:52,689 --> 00:42:56,586 Hell, we're going to save half a million just by dumping that useless design team that...for- 254 00:42:56,586 --> 00:42:59,068 Uh sure, uh, I'll shutup. Sorry... 255 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,482 Yea, I'll give you a call after the rollout. 256 00:43:04,275 --> 00:43:07,586 Sure Boss. Enjoy the rest of your trip. 257 00:43:12,034 --> 00:43:14,862 That son of a bitch is sitting in Bali, while we're here busting our ass. 258 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:16,344 Perks of being the founder. 259 00:43:19,241 --> 00:43:20,689 And that call, just made it a write off. 260 00:43:23,275 --> 00:43:26,034 Rick, I'd like you to meet Calvin, our Director of Operations. 261 00:43:26,034 --> 00:43:27,793 Good to meet you Rick. I told Ken here that we wanted a Superstar. 262 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,620 [Alien transmission] Yes Acknowledged now. Proceeding there now. 263 00:43:41,448 --> 00:43:45,344 [Alien transmission] Intercepting now! Intercepting now! Intercepting now! 264 00:43:48,482 --> 00:43:50,310 I can't tell, but I think it might be one of the Leacher Agents from the Train. 265 00:43:51,517 --> 00:43:53,551 [Alien transmission] I am following them now. 266 00:43:58,689 --> 00:44:01,068 We'll need to pull over and get away on foot. It's our only chance before they lock onto us again, 267 00:44:01,068 --> 00:44:01,689 and the signal gets even stronger! 268 00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:10,620 [Alien transmission] Yes, I sense them too! They must be surrounded! The Mutants must be stopped! 269 00:44:29,586 --> 00:44:31,310 [Alien transmission] We will box them in. 270 00:44:38,172 --> 00:44:39,448 [Alien transmission] We will box them in. 271 00:44:54,965 --> 00:44:56,551 Alleyways help stop the signal. 272 00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:00,206 [Alien transmission] They are getting away! 273 00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:34,965 You and Trix can take care of these 2 and get to the safehouse. 274 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:37,862 I'm going to check on Fig, just in case he ran into something. I know his usual routes. 275 00:45:37,862 --> 00:45:38,620 Try not to get lost. 276 00:45:40,827 --> 00:45:43,137 We'll try to meet up with you before the safehouse at the usual spot! 277 00:46:02,689 --> 00:46:07,206 Well, this is the recipe for you. First I take out my pressure cooker, it's nothing fancy, 278 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:13,758 but you do have to follow the instructions on yours. Usually there is a little tab that will pop up when it's done. 279 00:46:16,724 --> 00:46:21,206 Now what I like to do, is save some bones, some chicken bones in the freezer from a previous meal. 280 00:46:23,068 --> 00:46:24,172 I also like to save some vegetables in the freezer from a previous meal. 281 00:46:26,068 --> 00:46:27,965 And I'll add those to the soup. 282 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:29,172 Loud scream! 283 00:46:31,034 --> 00:46:33,275 Or else they're going to lock on to us again and the signal gets even stronger. 284 00:46:33,275 --> 00:46:36,137 Snap out of it! Slap! Come on go, go go! 285 00:46:38,275 --> 00:46:41,344 [Alien transmission] I am picking up a signal from one of the others now. 286 00:46:50,793 --> 00:46:53,241 [Alien transmission] One of our own has been destroyed! 287 00:46:57,655 --> 00:46:59,068 How have they been? 288 00:46:59,068 --> 00:46:59,689 Damn! That was close! 289 00:47:01,206 --> 00:47:02,275 [Alien transmission] You cannot escape! 290 00:47:04,551 --> 00:47:08,448 [Alien transmission] You cannot escape! 291 00:47:08,448 --> 00:47:11,137 [Alien transmission] And you Linda! Do you plan on being a lowly prep cook for the rest of your career? 292 00:47:14,137 --> 00:47:17,586 [Alien transmission] Your show is a huge success and so are you! You can't let them take that away from you Linda! 293 00:47:24,103 --> 00:47:30,758 Now a little trick that I use. Is I'll take my chicken bone, and a clean cloth, 294 00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:35,758 and I'll place the chicken bone underneath the clean cloth. And use my cleaver to chop it. 295 00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:37,551 But this way, you don't get bits of bone flying all over your kitchen. 296 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:44,724 So take your cleaver and give it a good chop! Chop, chop, chop! Just like that! 297 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:50,655 Perfect! And this way you really get that bone marrow to go straight into the soup. 298 00:47:51,793 --> 00:47:52,758 Which is where all the nutrients are. 299 00:47:53,655 --> 00:47:54,206 Now move! 300 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:07,689 That fucker was only 20 feet away. I knew something was up with the way these 2 were acting so I dropped back. 301 00:48:09,413 --> 00:48:10,103 If that one is on to us, then more will follow. 302 00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:12,310 I felt it! 303 00:48:13,275 --> 00:48:17,206 So did I. It felt like death... 304 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:19,310 So we'd better get the hell out of here now! 305 00:48:26,206 --> 00:48:27,344 [Alien transmission] Kill them Linda! Scratch their eyes out! 306 00:48:27,344 --> 00:48:28,034 Don't listen to them! Do you understand! 307 00:48:29,241 --> 00:48:31,068 Loud scream! 308 00:48:31,068 --> 00:48:31,517 Your apps are going to kick some ass! 309 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,586 For our database integration. 310 00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:39,689 11, I think we need 11! What do you think? 311 00:48:42,068 --> 00:48:43,689 About? 312 00:48:43,689 --> 00:48:44,344 Dude, the swatches. 313 00:48:48,586 --> 00:48:55,482 We're going to re-paint all of our offices. You can work remote as long as it takes to finish the redecorating, 314 00:48:55,482 --> 00:48:59,482 bring in the new furniture. Get rid of this crappy carpet! Which I'm going to need your input on. 315 00:49:01,896 --> 00:49:04,068 We're not really into that whole cube slumming thing around here. 316 00:49:05,172 --> 00:49:06,068 Really breaks the spirit. 317 00:49:06,793 --> 00:49:07,655 Soils the mind 318 00:49:08,482 --> 00:49:09,413 Just buries you. 319 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,275 With contempt from the masses! 320 00:49:12,896 --> 00:49:15,344 But aren't you going to ask me any questions about? 321 00:49:16,931 --> 00:49:23,724 What, technical questions? Laughter! Laughter! 322 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:32,068 Yea, that's, alright, no, no, we've got plenty of geeks that we can front load that crap to alright. 323 00:49:34,482 --> 00:49:39,793 At our level it's all about the aesthetics. You should have a text by now with your starting salary. 324 00:49:46,137 --> 00:49:48,793 I'm hearing voices, they're telling people to come after us! 325 00:49:48,793 --> 00:49:50,448 I can hear it too! 326 00:49:50,448 --> 00:49:51,793 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Rick. 327 00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:55,379 They want us to turn ourselves in. It will be better for us! 328 00:49:55,379 --> 00:49:55,793 Don't listen to them! Do you understand! 329 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:57,448 They promise not to harm you. 330 00:49:58,689 --> 00:50:01,137 Because you're not normal anymore. Scream! 331 00:50:01,137 --> 00:50:02,758 All we can do is get you back as close to what normal once was! 332 00:50:04,413 --> 00:50:05,758 Come on! We need to hurry before it's too late! 333 00:50:09,137 --> 00:50:11,482 If you've got any questions, Ken here can help you get it figured out. 334 00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:16,655 And with our IPO in a month, Kid you just hit the lotto. 335 00:50:19,137 --> 00:50:20,034 You're still going to need to come through for us though. 336 00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:24,931 I don't think that's going to be a problem. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here. 337 00:50:24,931 --> 00:50:26,620 So, do you want to go check out the server room? And get some lunch? 338 00:50:28,896 --> 00:50:30,103 You like sushi? 339 00:50:30,103 --> 00:50:30,724 Sure! 340 00:50:32,862 --> 00:50:36,344 There's this place right around the corner, California rolls to die for! 341 00:50:41,482 --> 00:50:44,655 Soon, you will be one of us. 342 00:50:50,344 --> 00:50:52,310 Hey, where's Rick? He's not coming! 343 00:50:54,448 --> 00:51:00,793 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are with us. 344 00:51:00,793 --> 00:51:02,827 We have to leave him! He's been converted! 345 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,724 You want me to go back and waste him? 346 00:51:04,724 --> 00:51:05,724 No, it will just slow us down meeting up with the others. 347 00:51:07,655 --> 00:51:09,206 We need to move before they lock onto her as well! Come on! 348 00:51:13,758 --> 00:51:15,103 It's about time you got your asses here! Where's the other one? 349 00:51:17,310 --> 00:51:19,034 Had to leave him. He did a full blown conversion right in the alley. 350 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:21,586 Any activity? 351 00:51:21,586 --> 00:51:23,275 I haven't seen anyone but they're out there, I can feel it. 352 00:51:23,275 --> 00:51:23,793 What about you? 353 00:51:25,931 --> 00:51:28,344 There's been an Alien Agent tracking us. But I think we lost him. 354 00:51:28,344 --> 00:51:30,103 You better have! Just one? 355 00:51:30,103 --> 00:51:30,724 I think so. 356 00:51:32,137 --> 00:51:34,793 Shit! That's all we need. 357 00:51:34,793 --> 00:51:36,551 Hey, check out the suit. 358 00:51:41,655 --> 00:51:42,620 [Alien transmission] I've got a lock on one of them. 359 00:51:43,413 --> 00:51:44,206 Leacher Agent for sure! 360 00:51:46,862 --> 00:51:51,517 [Alien transmission] Just come to us. Join us. Trust us. 361 00:51:53,551 --> 00:51:57,379 You stupid fucks! I'll take care of him. Fig, you grab those 3. 362 00:51:57,379 --> 00:51:58,413 I'll keep this one as bait. 363 00:52:01,103 --> 00:52:03,379 Fig, where are you parked? I'd better check out the area to see if there are any more. 364 00:52:03,379 --> 00:52:03,758 You all will have a better chance on foot anyway. 365 00:52:07,896 --> 00:52:09,103 Come on! We need to get the hell out of here! 366 00:52:10,172 --> 00:52:10,724 Hurry up! 367 00:52:13,413 --> 00:52:19,034 [Alien transmission] They must be near. I think I can feel one of them now that wishes to return to us. 368 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:27,206 Soon you will be one of us. We are almost together. Embrace the wonder. 369 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,655 Behold the beauty of your salvation and success! 370 00:52:46,068 --> 00:52:49,793 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are one with us. 371 00:52:54,517 --> 00:52:56,034 [Alien transmission] Do not harm the candidates. 372 00:52:59,482 --> 00:53:00,206 [Alien transmission] Copy. 373 00:53:16,241 --> 00:53:17,655 [Alien transmission] Secondary units are now arriving as well. 374 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,103 [Alien transmission] I'm on my way there now. 375 00:53:38,413 --> 00:53:38,793 [Alien transmission] I'll cover the back entrance. 376 00:53:47,965 --> 00:53:49,379 [Alien transmission] We are now locked onto their position. 377 00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:53,448 [Alien transmission] Yes, I sense them too! 378 00:54:29,758 --> 00:54:31,172 Nothing like the smell of fresh meat. 379 00:54:33,413 --> 00:54:34,620 [Alien transmission] Additional units responding. 380 00:54:38,965 --> 00:54:39,586 Shit! 381 00:54:47,413 --> 00:54:48,689 Down on the ground now! 382 00:55:03,068 --> 00:55:04,103 Come on! Come on! 383 00:55:12,862 --> 00:55:14,103 Come on! Come on! 384 00:55:23,758 --> 00:55:24,448 Go ahead, get in. 385 00:55:35,724 --> 00:55:37,655 They always love it when I do that. 386 00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:38,172 Are we good at the other safehouse? 387 00:55:39,758 --> 00:55:41,655 We should be, I've got some of the others prepping it now. 388 00:56:15,551 --> 00:56:16,724 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. 389 00:56:20,517 --> 00:56:21,724 [Alien transmission] There! Over there! 390 00:56:34,344 --> 00:56:38,413 [Alien transmission] Yes, I can feel it as well! They will soon be ours! 391 00:56:41,448 --> 00:56:42,103 Slap! 392 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:54,793 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Linda! 393 00:56:57,482 --> 00:57:02,275 And then, I'll take some fresh vegetables and add them in. I'll take a carrot. 394 00:57:03,827 --> 00:57:04,586 Give it a little chop. 395 00:57:08,655 --> 00:57:12,448 Now this recipe is also it's just so healthy and nutritous for you. 396 00:57:12,448 --> 00:57:17,620 It actually helps your intestines and your digestion. and it's so simple, 397 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:21,206 You don't even need any spices or anything, just these simple ingredients, and thats it! 398 00:57:23,413 --> 00:57:26,551 A lot of the flavor actually comes from the bone marrow. So I'll throw in some carrots. 399 00:57:37,172 --> 00:57:40,068 As you can see we have the pit dug on this side, it was going to be 25 stories we're going to top it out at 30. 400 00:57:40,068 --> 00:57:40,724 That'll be for the residential. 401 00:57:41,551 --> 00:57:42,241 Slap! 402 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,206 Of course, we have the reputation of the college to think about. 403 00:57:55,448 --> 00:57:57,586 Which is why I'd like to offer you the Deanship. 404 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:07,586 Take a good healthy celery stick. Chop that up. 405 00:58:32,586 --> 00:58:32,793 Go! 406 00:58:33,586 --> 00:58:33,724 Go! 407 00:58:35,068 --> 00:58:37,000 Go ahead. Go ahead everyone take a seat. 408 00:58:39,275 --> 00:58:39,758 We should start with the briefing now. 409 00:58:42,103 --> 00:58:44,517 I know all of you are tired and confused about everything that's just happened to you, 410 00:58:44,517 --> 00:58:47,448 in such a short period of time. 411 00:58:47,448 --> 00:58:50,655 But there's more to come, and you'll have to catch up to speed to have any chance of making it. 412 00:58:52,172 --> 00:58:55,379 But what's going on! And making what? 413 00:58:57,172 --> 00:58:58,448 You can't just keep us in here. 414 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:03,103 Let us go now, and we won't tell anyone. 415 00:59:05,344 --> 00:59:10,448 I won't tell anyone. Just let us go now and we can pretend like this never happened. 416 00:59:10,448 --> 00:59:12,344 Well I don't care, I'm leaving anyway! 417 00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:17,068 Sit down and shutup, and just maybe we'll get you through this! 418 00:59:17,068 --> 00:59:18,137 And that goes for the rest of you too! 419 00:59:23,379 --> 00:59:26,068 I know all of you have questions, and I'll try to answer them as best as I can. 420 00:59:28,551 --> 00:59:30,586 The reason why we're keeping you here, is that we have to, 421 00:59:31,344 --> 00:59:32,586 while you're inbetween. 422 00:59:33,931 --> 00:59:37,862 Inbetween? Inbetween what? 423 00:59:37,862 --> 00:59:41,482 I was about to get to that. The conversion process is still going on. 424 00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:45,413 And continue with all of you, but at a slower pace. 425 00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:49,310 Now the Leacher Agents know this, and will do anything to get you in time, 426 00:59:49,310 --> 00:59:51,551 to finish bringing you back, over into their world. 427 00:59:52,862 --> 00:59:55,034 Leacher Agents? Their world? 428 00:59:58,413 --> 01:00:02,275 Well it's the real world. But one which they have complete control over. 429 01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:05,172 Once you become one of them. 430 01:00:05,172 --> 01:00:07,517 [Alien transmission] Fight them Linda! Kill them Linda! They will destroy your destiny! 431 01:00:11,517 --> 01:00:14,551 This just feels like good old Momma's cooking to me. 432 01:00:16,206 --> 01:00:17,413 Throw a little celery in there. 433 01:00:21,896 --> 01:00:23,413 [Alien transmission] You still have a chance Linda, you must be patient! 434 01:00:23,413 --> 01:00:25,413 Aliens, whoooooooo! 435 01:00:28,068 --> 01:00:30,758 Something like that. We don't know enough about them to be sure. 436 01:00:32,586 --> 01:00:34,137 But they have powers beyond regular humans. 437 01:00:37,344 --> 01:00:39,034 And you want to prevent them from turning us into one of them. 438 01:00:41,448 --> 01:00:44,241 If these Aliens are so powerful, why haven't all of you been converted? 439 01:00:46,655 --> 01:00:50,275 We have been, but only partially, some of us more than others. 440 01:01:11,931 --> 01:01:14,724 I don't need you to park my car young man. I'm with the hotel staff and we're conducting driving tests 441 01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:18,413 on all of our valet parkers this afternoon. 442 01:01:19,655 --> 01:01:22,103 Well, no one told me anything about... 443 01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:26,241 Where do you want me to put her? I'm one of the best valets on the lot. 444 01:01:28,034 --> 01:01:29,655 I've been here for 3 years without a single scratch on any vehicle. 445 01:01:31,551 --> 01:01:33,275 You want me to put her in tight, I can put her in tight. 446 01:01:36,172 --> 01:01:40,689 That won't be necessary. I just want you to drive around the block a few times and that will be enough to assess your 447 01:01:40,689 --> 01:01:42,655 driving proficiency in our current metric analysis. 448 01:01:44,448 --> 01:01:47,000 Well, I'm not sure what that all means, but I'll give it my best! 449 01:02:15,413 --> 01:02:16,413 You been doing this work long? 450 01:02:18,862 --> 01:02:22,379 Please refrain from speaking while the driving test is in progress. 451 01:02:25,517 --> 01:02:28,310 Sorry about that. I don't usually speak with any of our guests except before and after I park their car. 452 01:02:31,586 --> 01:02:33,793 [Alien transmission] This Candidate is resisting. 453 01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:40,103 Well young man, what do you think? 454 01:02:42,896 --> 01:02:44,310 Think about what? 455 01:02:47,344 --> 01:02:53,103 [Alien transmission] Why your new job as Executive President of the hospitality division of our luxury hotel chain. 456 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:59,172 Me? I mean, are you sure you've got the right guy? I'm just a valet. 457 01:02:59,172 --> 01:03:02,689 [Alien transmission] Oh, we're absolutely certain that you are the right candidate for the position. 458 01:03:02,689 --> 01:03:05,034 We very seldom make mistakes in that regard. 459 01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:20,172 Well I, appreciate the offer, but, you know, you know maybe I should think this over before I... 460 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:26,689 [Alien transmission] This Candidate continues to resist. It is unprecedented. 461 01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:33,172 [Alien transmission] Well I very much doubt that you have been informed yet, 462 01:03:33,172 --> 01:03:38,379 as has anyone else on the staff been for that matter. But the hotel has now been placed under new management. 463 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:41,034 And we truly believe on promoting from witjhin. 464 01:04:14,896 --> 01:04:17,172 [Alien transmission] Why don't you go ahead and pull into the meter over there and we can have a look at our 465 01:04:17,172 --> 01:04:19,620 new Flagship Hotel. 466 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,793 No fucking way! I'm out of here! 467 01:04:32,724 --> 01:04:35,551 [Alien transmission] Stop! Where are you going? You will disrupt the conversion! It is not yet complete! 468 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:58,793 What? What the fuck is happening to me? 469 01:05:01,517 --> 01:05:05,689 No! I'm not going to listen! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! 470 01:05:10,551 --> 01:05:12,724 Maybe... Maybe I'm just coming down with something. 471 01:05:29,965 --> 01:05:30,724 Oh you're coming down with something alright. 472 01:05:33,241 --> 01:05:35,655 I don't know, this one might be too far gone already. We should probably just leave him. 473 01:05:36,862 --> 01:05:37,758 Where do you work? 474 01:05:40,344 --> 01:05:42,241 What? Hey, I don't think that's any of your business. 475 01:05:43,586 --> 01:05:46,413 Come on! You need to come with us! 476 01:05:46,413 --> 01:05:48,310 Just shutup and move your ass, unless you want some more of what they're already doing to you! 477 01:05:50,413 --> 01:05:52,551 Come on! We'd better put in some distance fast before they start converging. 478 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,517 What we need to talk about is how to get you back safely to your previous reality before it's too late. 479 01:06:07,517 --> 01:06:10,586 But I don't want to go back to that reality. I'm willing to take my chances with the 480 01:06:10,586 --> 01:06:11,344 opportunities they're offering me now. 481 01:06:13,965 --> 01:06:17,241 I'll be a multi millionaire, and I can retire tomorrow in style, anywhere I want. 482 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:27,551 I'll take my chances too! There is no other way on this planet, or my previous dimension or reality, 483 01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:29,620 if that's what you want to call it, that I would ever make Dean in any other college except in my dreams! 484 01:06:32,551 --> 01:06:37,689 And it didn't even happen there without the help of your despised Leachers, or whatever the hell you call them! 485 01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:41,620 If it take she intelligence of a higher being to make it happen for me, so be it, I'm all for it! 486 01:06:43,517 --> 01:06:47,241 Unfortunately, it's a classic bait and switch. 487 01:06:47,241 --> 01:06:52,724 You'll get the job, money, success, but you won't be you anymore, you'll be completely controlled by them. 488 01:06:56,275 --> 01:06:59,310 We all need to eat. We still have a long journey ahead of us and you'll need the energy. 489 01:06:59,310 --> 01:07:00,206 Nah, I'm not hungry. 490 01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:03,413 Neither am I... 491 01:07:05,379 --> 01:07:06,724 Eat it bitch! Or I'll shove it down your throat! 492 01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:09,448 That's it! I'm doing her right now! 493 01:07:10,413 --> 01:07:13,689 Put the gun away Sis! 494 01:07:13,689 --> 01:07:15,586 Fine. But if she says one more word, that's it! 495 01:07:16,965 --> 01:07:18,724 Sis, go take a breather. 496 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:57,724 You need to help them Sis. Yes we know who you are. Do you want to spend the rest of your days as a mutant? 497 01:07:59,724 --> 01:08:06,241 Always living in hovels like this. Always being hunted. 498 01:08:06,241 --> 01:08:11,793 Because we will eventually get you, we always do. Just join us and we can do fantastic things together. 499 01:08:24,275 --> 01:08:29,000 Uh, I don't feel so well. Oh God, I look awful! 500 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,517 Why am I so pale? Hopefully this is a zombie flick... 501 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,551 And how about you Roger? Would you like to go back to managing cockroach infested tenement slums? 502 01:09:14,517 --> 01:09:17,241 Or a taste of the good life, that you so richly deserve. 503 01:09:18,551 --> 01:09:21,379 Just do what we ask, and it will all be yours. 504 01:09:24,103 --> 01:09:25,275 You going to be able to come up to speed on all of this? 505 01:09:25,275 --> 01:09:26,793 Definitely. 506 01:09:26,793 --> 01:09:28,137 That's the spirit! How about a beer? 507 01:09:28,137 --> 01:09:29,068 Absolutely! 508 01:09:38,310 --> 01:09:41,103 [Alien transmission] And you Linda. Do you want to remain a lowly prep cook forever? 509 01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:45,896 [Alien transmission] We will show you what you must do. 510 01:09:45,896 --> 01:09:49,620 Uh, ah, I guess I could manage a little. 511 01:09:55,448 --> 01:09:58,068 If you don't mind, I think I'm hungrier than I thought. I could use a sandwhich 512 01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:59,034 if you have anything left. 513 01:10:02,793 --> 01:10:05,310 Do you mind if I pick some things out? I'm kind of on a diet. 514 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:08,827 Yea, we have mustard, mayo, ketchup... 515 01:10:08,827 --> 01:10:09,482 Huh! 516 01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:11,379 Ah! Uh! 517 01:10:35,241 --> 01:10:39,172 Professor. Now that you have made tenure, you will be a very busy man. 518 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,172 You can't let them take that away from you. 519 01:10:49,034 --> 01:10:53,586 Yes, I understand that the graduate South American internship program was put on hold before I was instated as 520 01:10:55,689 --> 01:11:00,827 But I have decide now, that it is one of my top priorities to get it back on track. 521 01:11:00,827 --> 01:11:06,655 And starting taking bids on a new grounds crew, the lawn and the trees on the campus look terrible! 522 01:11:06,655 --> 01:11:11,344 Can we hold off on the alumni awards ceremony until next saturday? Good, I plan on staying here another week! 523 01:11:13,724 --> 01:11:16,413 Another week? Why don't we just move out here? I don't see why we couldn't work remotely. 524 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:21,413 Doesn't your college have a branch out here? Hmm, I already checked. 525 01:11:22,758 --> 01:11:23,724 Would you be a dear and order me a Margarita? 526 01:11:24,551 --> 01:11:25,448 I already did. 527 01:13:00,241 --> 01:13:02,344 But I thought only, tenured... 528 01:13:04,931 --> 01:13:09,206 Oh, that. I've already spoken with The Committee and you will be fasttracked. 529 01:13:09,206 --> 01:13:13,448 Your tenure will begin immediately on your first day as Dean. 530 01:13:38,724 --> 01:13:42,068 [Alien transmission] I am picking up their signal. I will show them what they must do. 531 01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:30,620 [Alien transmission] Yes, wasn't that wonderful. See what you can accomplish when you all work together! 532 01:14:33,586 --> 01:14:39,103 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped. The Mutants must be stopped. The Mutants must be stopped. 533 01:14:43,137 --> 01:14:49,068 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. They must be surrounded. They must be surrounded. 534 01:15:12,827 --> 01:15:14,137 [Alien transmission] You needn't worry, help is on the way! 535 01:15:15,758 --> 01:15:17,206 How are they doing? 536 01:15:19,068 --> 01:15:20,068 It doesn't look good. 537 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:26,586 They're all over the fucking place! 538 01:15:26,586 --> 01:15:29,482 Trix, cover the right side. Sis, you peel off and help her out. 539 01:15:32,172 --> 01:15:38,758 But I can't leave now! I have a meeting in 15 minutes with the donation committee for an endowment for 15 million 540 01:15:38,758 --> 01:15:42,000 Yea, and I have a shareholder meeting that I'm already late for! A wage increase or the union will shut us down! 541 01:15:44,689 --> 01:15:48,172 Yea, and I have to meet with our Chef and cooking staff to go over the remaining desserts for our show on Greece. 542 01:15:50,482 --> 01:15:53,724 Come on, we've got to get the fuck out of here. Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Here you go! Come on! 543 01:16:19,517 --> 01:16:24,758 Yes, you are beautiful Sis. You will be the envy of every upcoming star in Hollywood. 544 01:16:27,172 --> 01:16:32,137 Signed to a 3 picture deal! Working with only the best! Which is where you belong! 545 01:16:33,931 --> 01:16:37,310 We just need you to take care of a few more details for us. 546 01:16:38,965 --> 01:16:39,724 Hey, I'm on my way there now. 547 01:16:43,137 --> 01:16:45,241 Yea, I remember. I auditioned for the lead 2 months ago. 548 01:16:47,827 --> 01:16:52,655 Really! Mono! That's bad. I had it in High School. 549 01:16:56,241 --> 01:16:59,586 They want me over there right now! But I'm not even dressed right for the role! 550 01:17:02,931 --> 01:17:06,172 Yea, yea, I've got the app for e-signatures. I can send them on the way! 551 01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:11,758 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped! 552 01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:17,551 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. 553 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:38,275 [Alien transmission] Soon you will be one of us. We are almost together. Embrace the wonder! 554 01:18:20,206 --> 01:18:24,206 One of the Mutants is now one of us. She will take care of the others. 555 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:44,137 You are no longer a Mutant like her. She must be destroyed! Along with the others. 556 01:18:45,965 --> 01:18:50,310 But not here. Perhaps, she can lead us to the others. 557 01:21:55,310 --> 01:22:00,689 [Alien transmission] You are now ready for additional powers that will aid you in elliminating the remaining Mutant scum! 558 01:22:08,448 --> 01:22:11,275 [Alien transmission] You will now aid us in the hunt for the Mutants. 559 01:22:15,896 --> 01:22:19,379 Hold on. Where's Roger? 560 01:22:20,551 --> 01:22:21,758 Shit! I thought he'd make it. 561 01:22:23,379 --> 01:22:24,137 Come on! 562 01:22:48,586 --> 01:22:51,482 Hey Sis. I thought you were covering our flank with Trix? 563 01:22:51,482 --> 01:22:53,172 Yea, I was, but she bailed. 564 01:22:54,793 --> 01:22:56,068 What do you mean bailed? 565 01:22:57,137 --> 01:23:01,034 I mean bailed. Eat it you fuck! 566 01:25:47,586 --> 01:25:48,206 Cough! 567 01:25:50,344 --> 01:25:54,551 Cough! Cough! I always knew you were weak... 568 01:26:07,482 --> 01:26:12,206 We have given you this new power to help you destroy the leader of the Mutants! 569 01:26:33,758 --> 01:26:35,103 Where's the Professor? 570 01:26:35,103 --> 01:26:37,034 I don't know. I think he's just up ahead. 571 01:26:37,034 --> 01:26:38,724 Go find him and stay there. I have to deal with this. 572 01:27:16,103 --> 01:27:16,758 Ah! 573 01:27:25,241 --> 01:27:26,586 [Sis casts new powerful pain spell on Fig!] 574 01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:27,103 Oh, ah, ah, ow! 575 01:27:27,862 --> 01:27:29,206 Oh, ah, oh, ah! 576 01:27:32,103 --> 01:27:33,413 Oh, ah, ah, ow! 577 01:27:34,034 --> 01:27:35,172 Ah, oh, ah! 578 01:27:41,275 --> 01:27:41,793 Oh, ah, oh, ah! 579 01:27:44,241 --> 01:27:45,586 Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah! 580 01:27:50,551 --> 01:27:51,655 Oh, ah, oh, ah! 581 01:27:53,103 --> 01:27:53,862 Ah! 582 01:27:53,862 --> 01:27:54,517 Eh! 583 01:27:54,965 --> 01:27:55,620 Ah, ah! 584 01:28:02,724 --> 01:28:06,758 Ah, oh, oh, ah! 585 01:28:07,413 --> 01:28:09,310 Ah, ah! 586 01:28:13,517 --> 01:28:14,551 Ah, oh, oh, ah! 587 01:28:15,310 --> 01:28:19,379 Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah! 588 01:28:20,793 --> 01:28:21,758 Ah, oh, oh, ah! 589 01:28:27,620 --> 01:28:32,413 Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah! 590 01:28:39,344 --> 01:28:41,034 Come on Sis! you don't have to do this! 591 01:28:42,724 --> 01:28:46,344 I have to Fig. Give them up and we won't mess with you. 592 01:28:46,344 --> 01:28:47,413 They can give you whatever you want! 593 01:28:48,793 --> 01:28:50,275 So that's why you killed Crank! 594 01:28:52,931 --> 01:29:00,275 I had to! And I'll do the same with you! They aren't worth it Fig! You can't fight them they're too powerful! 595 01:29:00,275 --> 01:29:04,655 Can't you see that we're weak as humans! They're here to make us smarter. Give us what we couldn't get on our own before! 596 01:29:07,586 --> 01:29:12,793 That's just them talking through you already! In a little while it will no longer be you talking at all! 597 01:29:12,793 --> 01:29:16,068 I won't let you or anyone else steal my future from me! 598 01:29:17,724 --> 01:29:21,448 Sis, you're the last person who I'd have thought, would have... 599 01:29:26,517 --> 01:29:30,482 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are one with us! 600 01:29:31,310 --> 01:29:33,517 Fuck them! Bang! 601 01:29:33,517 --> 01:29:36,206 No! 602 01:29:36,206 --> 01:29:41,655 A recent Mutant conversion has chosen self destruction instead of salvation. The fool! 603 01:29:44,896 --> 01:29:47,137 [Alien transmission] The other 2 Candidates are close by, I can feel them. 604 01:29:50,172 --> 01:29:53,896 [Alien transmission] I am detecting resistance from one of the candidates. 605 01:29:53,896 --> 01:29:56,034 [Alien transmission] I will give them pleasant thoughts to keep them occupied. 606 01:29:57,103 --> 01:29:59,206 And then add an onion. 607 01:30:08,724 --> 01:30:10,413 Mmmm, my mouth is watering already! 608 01:30:16,827 --> 01:30:18,000 Throw that in there. 609 01:30:24,724 --> 01:30:26,241 [Alien transmission] I am tracking the last of the Mutants. 610 01:30:29,586 --> 01:30:33,551 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped. The Mutants must be stopped. 611 01:30:33,551 --> 01:30:35,344 [Alien transmission] You cannot escape. You cannot escape. 612 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,482 Well, I do have to show up on the main campus every once in a while. 613 01:30:43,379 --> 01:30:44,379 I'm sure you could work that out as Dean. 614 01:30:46,413 --> 01:30:49,103 Plus, being so close to Denver would be great for my cooking show! 615 01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:55,068 I don't see why not! It would be an envestment! Hell the college might even pay for it! 616 01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,551 You're a genius sweetheart! 617 01:30:59,448 --> 01:31:04,206 I think I'll go back in. The water's great! Join me? 618 01:31:04,206 --> 01:31:06,034 I'm on my second Mai Thai sweetheart. 619 01:31:10,586 --> 01:31:12,241 [Alien transmission] Do not harm the Candidates. 620 01:31:13,448 --> 01:31:15,620 But what about the endowment? 621 01:31:18,275 --> 01:31:20,275 Without those funds we'll have to close down several departments, starting with Media Arts, 622 01:31:20,275 --> 01:31:21,103 and then Journalism. 623 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,103 I might as well tender my resignation right now! 624 01:31:29,827 --> 01:31:32,758 What the hell? I think maybe I took the wrong turn this morning... 625 01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:40,517 Professor, you must convince Linda to join us. Or dispose of her. 626 01:31:47,655 --> 01:31:51,586 There you are! Thank God I found you! Are you alright? 627 01:31:52,827 --> 01:31:54,275 I'm fine! 628 01:32:14,379 --> 01:32:19,413 [Alien transmission] We are delighted to serve you. But to help you, we must help each other. 629 01:32:24,103 --> 01:32:25,689 Ah, here we are now. 630 01:32:29,034 --> 01:32:30,379 [Alien transmission] I will take care of this one. 631 01:32:40,034 --> 01:32:41,586 You cannot escape. Mutant scum! 632 01:32:44,034 --> 01:32:46,241 [Alien transmission] I will dispatch with this Mutant scum now! 633 01:32:52,413 --> 01:32:53,413 [Alien transmission] Mutant scum! 634 01:32:57,655 --> 01:33:00,137 [Alien transmission] Need assistance! Repeat, need assistance! 635 01:33:01,448 --> 01:33:02,379 [Alien transmission] I will provide backup. 636 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:07,551 Moving into sector B now. I am engaging others now as well! 637 01:33:09,413 --> 01:33:10,724 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be destroyed! 638 01:33:13,034 --> 01:33:14,586 [Alien transmission] There is no stopping until they are destroyed! 639 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,724 [Alien transmission] You cannot escape. You cannot escape. You cannot escape. 640 01:33:25,172 --> 01:33:26,068 Fuck! 641 01:33:37,482 --> 01:33:40,000 But we need to leave right now! 642 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:43,344 We can't leave. Fig told me we need to wait for him here! 643 01:33:43,344 --> 01:33:47,413 No! We need to leave, and we need to leave now! 644 01:33:47,413 --> 01:33:54,965 What's the matter with you! Uh, uh, oh, oh, ah, ah, oh, oh, ahhhh... 645 01:33:54,965 --> 01:33:58,758 [Alien transmission] We only have 12 minutes before they board the train at the station and the conversion regresses! 646 01:34:30,862 --> 01:34:33,448 Sis converted, and it looks like he was able to get to you as well! 647 01:34:33,448 --> 01:34:34,620 I barely made it out of there myself! 648 01:34:36,034 --> 01:34:37,379 But I don't understand? 649 01:34:39,310 --> 01:34:41,413 She's dead... We don't have time to talk about it. Come on! 650 01:35:01,827 --> 01:35:05,724 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful once you are with us... 651 01:35:31,689 --> 01:35:33,103 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Linda. 652 01:35:35,448 --> 01:35:40,689 And now, we'll add some water. I've got about 4 cups in here. Put that in your pressure cooker. 653 01:35:46,586 --> 01:35:50,275 Now theres a, on the inside of your pressure cooker there's a little line that will indicate where to fill 654 01:35:50,275 --> 01:35:51,344 the water to. 655 01:35:53,482 --> 01:35:54,275 I know it might be hard to see, but it's in there. 656 01:35:56,034 --> 01:36:03,241 And we'll take the lid. Place it on. Make sure that you hear it lock. 657 01:36:03,241 --> 01:36:08,586 Just like that. And now, once it's on there and you're sure that it is locked we're going to take it over to the burner. 658 01:36:08,586 --> 01:36:12,758 Don't forget your top. So let's take it on over! 659 01:36:19,379 --> 01:36:23,172 [Alien transmission] Five minutes and counting before Final Transit! 660 01:36:25,448 --> 01:36:28,758 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful once you are with us. 661 01:36:31,206 --> 01:36:33,758 We'll place it on the burner with your top on, and then we're going to turn the burner to low. 662 01:36:36,620 --> 01:36:41,068 You don't want to turn it to high, because the pressure cooker won't have enough time, 663 01:36:41,068 --> 01:36:45,724 for all of those juices to come out. So we're going to leave it here, we're going to let it heat up, 664 01:36:45,724 --> 01:36:47,068 and we'll come back and I'll tell you what's next! 665 01:36:47,655 --> 01:36:49,379 Come on! 666 01:36:49,379 --> 01:36:50,448 Well I'm not going! 667 01:36:51,103 --> 01:36:51,724 Slap! 668 01:37:42,103 --> 01:37:43,172 [Alien transmission] Have lost visual. 669 01:37:52,137 --> 01:37:55,413 [Alien transmission] Four minutes and counting before Final Transit! 670 01:37:57,896 --> 01:38:00,586 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. 671 01:38:00,586 --> 01:38:04,068 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped! 672 01:38:04,068 --> 01:38:05,517 [Alien transmission] Proceeding to group engagement area now! 673 01:38:20,620 --> 01:38:21,758 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Linda. 674 01:38:24,137 --> 01:38:29,448 Alright. Well the pressure cooker is done cooking, and we've let it cool down. 675 01:38:29,448 --> 01:38:30,206 So now we're going to take it back over. 676 01:38:33,586 --> 01:38:38,551 We're going to take off the lid. Open up the pot. 677 01:38:43,206 --> 01:38:49,379 Smells so good! And we're going to take our strainer, hook it on the pot. 678 01:38:52,103 --> 01:38:55,137 And we're going to strain the soup from the vegetables. 679 01:39:16,379 --> 01:39:20,034 [Alien transmission] 3 minutes and counting before Final Transit! 680 01:39:23,655 --> 01:39:24,620 [Alien transmission] They are getting away! 681 01:39:28,103 --> 01:39:29,724 [Alien transmission] You cannot escape. You cannot escape. You cannot escape. 682 01:39:31,413 --> 01:39:32,448 [Alien transmission] Do not let them escape! 683 01:39:37,758 --> 01:39:39,172 [Alien transmission] They are nearing the station on foot now! 684 01:39:42,482 --> 01:39:46,344 It really smells so yummy already! 685 01:40:58,931 --> 01:41:00,655 [Alien transmission] Do not harm the Candidates. 686 01:41:10,827 --> 01:41:12,206 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. 687 01:41:15,448 --> 01:41:17,034 [Alien transmission] Additional units responding. 688 01:41:20,413 --> 01:41:22,344 [Alien transmission] Transmitting additional alerts. 689 01:41:26,068 --> 01:41:28,689 [Alien transmission] Diverting to target area now. 690 01:41:33,758 --> 01:41:36,379 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. You mujst block their way! 691 01:41:38,241 --> 01:41:39,448 [Alien transmission] They must be surrounded. 692 01:41:41,620 --> 01:41:43,344 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped. 693 01:41:54,034 --> 01:41:56,172 [Alien transmission] All units moving to containment area now! 694 01:42:03,482 --> 01:42:05,103 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped! 695 01:42:17,448 --> 01:42:19,206 [Alien transmission] The Mutants must be stopped! 696 01:42:24,137 --> 01:42:27,586 [Alien transmission] 2 minutes and counting before Final Transit! 697 01:42:36,068 --> 01:42:37,551 [Alien transmission] Encirclement of Candidates proceeding. 698 01:44:00,896 --> 01:44:04,551 [Alien transmission] 1 minute and counting before Final Transit! 699 01:44:17,896 --> 01:44:20,551 Sorry buddy, but I kind of like where I'm at now. Bang! Bang! 700 01:44:27,034 --> 01:44:31,068 [Alien transmission] All Candidates must be accounted for prior to departure. 701 01:44:36,689 --> 01:44:38,517 [Alien transmission] Mutant destroyed! 702 01:44:42,724 --> 01:44:46,724 [Alien transmission] 45 seconds and counting before Final Transit! 703 01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:19,793 [Alien transmission] Encirclement of Candidates proceeding. 704 01:45:25,206 --> 01:45:28,586 [Alien transmission] 30 seconds and counting before Final Transit! 705 01:45:35,068 --> 01:45:38,482 [Alien transmission] 15 seconds and counting before Final Transit! 706 01:46:12,965 --> 01:46:20,344 [Alien transmission!!!] 707 01:46:29,206 --> 01:46:31,517 [Alien transmission] Final Transit departure in effect. 708 01:46:36,551 --> 01:46:41,068 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are with us! 709 01:46:41,068 --> 01:46:44,448 [Alien transmission] I can hear it too, they want us to turn ourselves in. 710 01:46:44,448 --> 01:46:45,551 [Alien transmission] You must listen to us Linda! It will be better for us! 711 01:46:48,379 --> 01:46:52,103 [Alien transmission] Life will be so much more wonderful, once you are with us! 712 01:46:58,482 --> 01:47:02,310 And now, we have our delicious bone broth soup! 713 01:47:04,379 --> 01:47:10,655 Which you can save as a stock, you can add it to some rice, or even a stew! 714 01:47:10,655 --> 01:47:15,172 Now we're going to take a quick break, but be sure to come right back and join us, 715 01:47:15,172 --> 01:47:20,724 as I share some of my family secrets for the most dangerously delicious oatmeal cookies on the planet! 716 01:47:24,551 --> 01:47:29,724 [Alien transmission] Just come to us. Join us. Trust us!