1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:10,378 J as far as I could tell you it's not as bad as all of that j 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:17,466 j and I promise not to be reckless, oh j 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,563 fuck sake. 6 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,626 Look, if things are shitty, 7 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,390 they kind of have to get better, right? 8 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,941 Like, bounce back. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,940 Once you hit bottom, there's only up to go, that sort of thing. 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,237 You know, like physics. 11 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,565 I don't think it works like that in this case. 12 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,241 I'm pretty sure things can get worse. 13 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:39,195 Yeah, maybe physics doesn't apply for emotional well-being, 14 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,620 but you get what I mean. 15 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,368 Mm, I don't think so. 16 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,576 I feel like things can actually get worse once they're worse 17 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,377 and then they continue to get worse 18 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,567 until it's not funny anymore and then they get a little better 19 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,319 and then they get worse again, and then you die. 20 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:55,882 So, uh, Laura... you okay? 21 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,261 Yeah, just everyone keeps asking what I'm doing next 22 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,887 and it's like, I don't know. 23 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,020 So, yeah, that's fun. 24 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,811 Well, hey, at least you're done with that job 25 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,268 and taking some time off, starting fresh. 26 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,363 I'nat's great! 27 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,318 It's going to be okay. 28 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,615 Don't know. 29 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,738 It's gonna be alright. 30 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,037 It's not like anybody chooses to move to Los Angeles 31 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,102 because they were pumped on their lives beforehand. 32 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,062 I was born there so I guess I can't really say. 33 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,419 Best case scenario, they get the idea like myself 34 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,900 that maybe they can make some change 35 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,915 through art or some shit. 36 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,922 So, I take it you're pretty happy with things these days. 37 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,423 Super fucking pumped. 38 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,720 You're just a radiant bundle of sunshine, aren't you, Michael? 39 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,644 Everything's bad all the time. 40 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,471 Oh, yeah, you're so edgy. 41 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,034 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 42 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,580 This is my room. 43 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,085 You have roommates, right? 44 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,630 Yes, of course I have roommates. It's San Francisco. 45 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,401 Nobody's rich enough not to have roommates. 46 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,341 It's nice, right? 47 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,844 Yeah, it's like... I mean, I take it works really well. 48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,175 Yeah, well, it's fun. 49 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,932 - Yeah, it's fun. - Is it? 50 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,230 Yeah, it's just... It takes some time. 51 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,602 Like all of it. 52 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,058 Yeah, your early 20's, right? 53 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,109 Yeah, hopefully I'll at least have some stories. 54 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,313 Where's neha? Oh, fuck! That's right. 55 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,115 She's like picking up a friend or a friend of a friend or something. 56 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,124 I don't know, but I think she's bringing people. 57 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,412 - People? - Guys. 58 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,249 Couple of guys. 59 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,960 All right, let's get drunk. 60 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,120 Yeah. 61 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,673 That doesn't even sound fun, frank. 62 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,045 Yeah, that's cause it wasn't. 63 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,342 Then why? 64 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,004 Don't know. 65 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,535 Sometimes things just sound like a good idea when you're drinking. 66 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,140 But really, your ex? 67 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,264 That is the cliche. 68 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,438 It's like you could be a little more original with your fuck-ups, dude. 69 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,811 - I could. - That is pretty bad. 70 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:18,111 You know guys, as much as I appreciate the concern, I don't. 71 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,406 And either way, she didn't answer and I didn't leave a voice mail, 72 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,573 so we chillin' 73 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,525 yeah, totally chillin'. 74 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,111 Yeah, totally chillin' 75 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,790 I'm going to tell your mother that you're being rude. - You are my mother, neha, 76 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,457 and I'm sorry for talking back. 77 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,581 No, I'm not. Fuck you. 78 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,082 You little bitch! 79 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,003 Neha! 80 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:36,921 Ro! 81 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,589 - Friendas! - Ro! 82 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,884 Ro? 83 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:44,179 Yeah, so this is frank and Michael. 84 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,843 Hi, frank. Hi, Michael. 85 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,596 - Wwhoa! There's your door. - Windy out! 86 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,427 I'm frank, that's Michael. 87 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,682 I'm Michael and that's frank. 88 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,098 Frank. Michael. Cool, got it. Yeah. No, no. Frank... 89 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,546 - We're doing a hug. Come on in. - Oh, this is going really well. 90 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,570 Stop. 91 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,315 Hell, yeah. Laura. 92 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,384 Like are you looking for roommates by any chance? 93 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,023 No, I'm not, frank. 94 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:06,201 Are you so excited you travelled, you little adventurer? 95 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,701 Yeah, I'm so excited, yeah, excited, woo! 96 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,394 - Well, what's going on? - You guys want beer? 97 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,418 Yes. 98 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,497 Yeah, so this is Michael and frank. 99 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,078 - Hey, Michael and frank. - Hey. 100 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,358 - Which one's which? - Oh, my bad. 101 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,382 Uh, Michael. 102 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,467 - Michael. - Yeah. 103 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,132 Frank. - Have we met before? 104 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,629 Yeah, I think so. 105 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,758 Oh, my god! No, dude, it's when you came up for your 21st birthday. 106 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,467 What? I'm pretty sure I was blitzed that whole time. You were. 107 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,561 Wait! 108 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,512 Oh, holy shit! You were with that... that dude. 109 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,565 The one that kept trying to get us to ditch you girls because... 110 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,983 - Oh, my god! - Saturdays were for the boys. 111 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,355 - Shit! That was awesome. - Yeah. 112 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,937 - Yeah. - He was super awesome. 113 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:45,195 That was definitely awesome. Puka shells? 114 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,946 Yeah, nice to meet you guys too. 115 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:51,656 Anyway, here's something about good health or something, right? 116 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,331 - Yeah, take it. - Fuck dying, right? 117 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,418 Ooh! 118 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,914 It was such an eloquent toast from you all. I'm so inspired. 119 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,498 So, this girl tells me 120 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,030 that she wants to be buried in one of those tree urns when she goes. 121 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:04,918 Who are you dating? 122 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,345 And I'm like... Oh, I have great taste in women, 123 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,888 you should just ask Michael. 124 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,092 Oh, yeah. You and Laura should start the saddest dating app ever. 125 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,894 Nice. We'd be millionaires. 126 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,267 Like you have like that one bad ex. 127 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,265 - Noo, never. Not once. - All right. 128 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,942 Frank, aren't you telling a story? 129 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,485 Oh, yeah, okay, anyhow. 130 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,109 So, then I told her that when I go, 131 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,567 I want my ashes to be shot out of the ocean out of a t-shirt Cannon. 132 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,947 Out of the ocean though? 133 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,155 Into the ocean with a t-shirt Cannon, sorry. I can't talk. 134 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,311 But, yeah, I think that... What's that? What did you say? 135 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,522 Well, you said out of the ocean and I was like who are you going to give... 136 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,482 No, I'm going to give it to a mermaid and she's going to shoot it out of the ocean... 137 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,526 - Guys, we can go, it's turning green. - We can go? Oh, okay. 138 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,820 Well, no, but then I was like, "I want to go to Davy Jones' locker. 139 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,175 Like I'm a fuckin' pirate, baby!" 140 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,878 Whatever, like the world is filled with mean people. 141 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,053 You're cheery. 142 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,883 Yeah, well, okay, but the point is like nobody thinks they're mean, right? 143 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,718 Like and then all of these mean people... 144 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,020 Well, actually all of us mean people 145 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,190 go around using other people's meanness just for our meanness. 146 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,233 =so0, it's like... Is she always this sad? 147 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,560 Usually much sadder. 148 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,770 Oh, okay. Then good. 149 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,982 People are exactly the reason why people can't have nice things. 150 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,533 - Yeah, what? - Who do you mean? 151 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,236 - I don't know, people. - Yeah, well, like not everybody. 152 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,931 - Well, yeah, okay. - Most people. 153 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,584 It's kinda how it goes. People are going to people. 154 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,035 That's... yeah, exactly. 155 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,461 I should know better by now. 156 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,108 Well, you can't blame yourself for that. 157 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,543 I mean, you can but you shouldn't. 158 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:29,378 It sounas a little like you really don't like the fact that you see good in people. 159 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,426 Ooh! 160 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,848 What? 161 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:41,769 Hey. 162 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,976 Hey, where did everybody go? 163 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,527 Um, ro and neha went for a smoke. 164 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,448 I don't know if frank smokes but he went with them, so... 165 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,867 Yeah, sometimes we all have our vices. 166 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,548 Glad that we got that out of the way. 167 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,964 - That's it? - Just taking a break. 168 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,474 Woo! Ow! 169 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:22,605 Neha hasn't said one word since we got her food. 170 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,901 Fuck you! I'm trying to enjoy my food and I'd appreciate it if you didn't interrupt me. 171 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,319 Yeah, fuck you, frank. 172 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,737 Oh, come on. Jesus! 173 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,323 You know you can just buy a slice, right? 174 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,571 I could, but I could also have a bite of yours. 175 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,424 I think she's just using me for my pizza, guys. - One bite, come on. 176 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,363 =all right. - Definitely. 177 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,727 All right. Be careful, it's hot. 178 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,083 Okay. What did you do to this pizza? 179 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,356 - I bit it. - Murderer! 180 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,540 Fuck, that's hot! 181 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,212 You all right? 182 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,088 So, is it that bad? 183 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,421 Why is it so hot? 184 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,553 Why are you eating it? They just said it's hot. 185 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,747 Why are you trying to eat it? They just said it's hot. 186 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,131 Once second, could you repeat that for a photograph? 187 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,293 They're going to go through life 188 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,979 with just like the tiniest bit of doubt and questioning 189 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,436 about whether they really are part cyborg or not 190 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,614 and then one day in college, 191 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,817 they'll finally discover that it's obviously not true 192 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,263 and they ve just been lying to them the whole time. 193 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,699 And what, the lesson is to just never trust anyone 194 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,530 'cause your father is a sadistic liar 195 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,240 and you should just never trust anybody? 196 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,293 Yeah, exactly. Ro, you get me. 197 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,463 The world is a bad, bad place and you should just never trust anybody. 198 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,778 Aside from the fact that your kids are going to be super fucked up in the head, 199 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,884 they'll just be like cutting their arm open, 200 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,428 like looking for cyborg parts and shit. 201 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,551 Well, yeah, I mean those are minor details 202 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,257 but it's a great plan though, right? 203 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,392 And Michael is the one that gave me the idea for it. 204 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,306 Okay, look, just to be clear, I never condoned for it to go for this long. 205 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,765 How did this even come up? 206 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,648 Uh, me and frank were having a conversation about how parents fuck up their kids. 207 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,775 - Oh, yeah, as one does. - Yeah, as one does. 208 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,026 Are your parents divorced? 209 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,733 Ooh, and the conversation takes a turn. 210 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,784 We live in the future now, of course they are. 211 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,112 Love is dead and all that shit. 212 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,868 Oh, yeah, I'm Michael, I have a dark soul. 213 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:03,994 Yada-yada-yada. 214 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,076 I love when neha talks shit. 215 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,957 Yes, I'm an asshole. I agree with that, 216 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,585 but I know for a fact that you all hate your jobs. 217 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,961 Aside from the part where it just kinda dominates my life, 218 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,668 I actually enjoy my job. Yep. 219 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,596 Ro! I love you. 220 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,889 That's kinda like really unhealthy. Right? 221 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,386 No, I mean no, I get it. 222 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:25,221 It's pretty much the same for me, but I don't know. I still love it. 223 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,976 What is it that you do again? 224 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,932 - I work... - I think they're broken. 225 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,895 I work at a hospital as a strategic advancement director. 226 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,354 Silly business. 227 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,609 Uh, yeah. 228 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,191 Wait, wait. Your job acronym is s.A.D. 229 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,696 It's like literally, sad. 230 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,121 Ah, it is. I never realized that. 231 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,790 You know what? I kinda love that. 232 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:49,369 Oh my god! If you say you love your job one more time, I might actually believe you. 233 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:55,800 I love my job as a strategic advancement director 234 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,550 for a remote hospital in the boonies of California. 235 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,178 - Well, all right. - You guys are fucking weird. 236 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,883 And you guys are fucking hippies. 237 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,499 Okay, that's like the meanest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 238 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,750 That was pretty sick. 239 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,059 Right? What? 240 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,483 Fellow job lover ro, what do you do? 241 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,151 I'm an assistant. 242 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,854 Obviously, a good one. 243 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,407 Well, it's nice to have something to show considering the hours and stuff. 244 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:23,487 Yeah, like I don't know. How do you guys know that you love your jobs? Just... 245 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,038 I don't know. Shit's just tight. 246 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,412 - Yeah. - Meanwhile on this couch, oh... 247 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,293 Oh! 248 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,215 And the award for the saddest high five of the evening goes to... 249 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,508 Oh! Gross. Hey boo, that's not fair. 250 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,051 - Oh, my god! - Get a room. 251 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,549 - Come on, girl. - Neha's watching! 252 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,552 She's never watched that. 253 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,680 Ow! 254 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,371 That was definitely your fault. 255 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,478 Are you kidding? 256 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,057 No, that was like a hundred percent you. 257 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,985 No, you're the one that was on top and then you started to fall... 258 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,901 Oh, did you just kiss me to shut me up? 259 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,574 No, I kissed you to kiss you but that was a very nice bonus. 260 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,529 You're such a brat. Oh! 261 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,365 All right, that was fun. See you around. 262 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,916 Yeah, cool. See you later. 263 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,330 I'm kidding. =I'm not. 264 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,259 I'm kidding? 265 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,630 I promise. 266 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,717 You know, it works better if you don't say it like a question. 267 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,017 I know. 268 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,401 You're actually the one who's running away 269 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,443 from everything and everyone you love in a week. 270 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,021 What? I'm not running away. 271 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,572 Pretty casual life event. 272 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,115 I know, right? 273 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,989 How's that feeling? 274 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,410 Exciting? 275 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,976 You know, it works better if you don't make it sound like a question. 276 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,456 Ooh, yeah, yeah. I know. 277 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,627 I mean, it's exciting. It is. It's gonna be... refreshing. 278 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,749 Where are you going again? And for what? 279 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,427 I'm starting out by helping a small organic farm in Spain... 280 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,595 Are you a hippie? 281 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,798 You say that like someone just stabbed you. 282 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,009 If you are, then someone did just stab me. 283 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,059 I'm not. I promise. 284 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,014 I mean, I promise? 285 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,025 - It's a nice farm too. - Okay. 286 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,818 Yeah, anyways. 287 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,694 So, yeah, I'm going to go there and then I go to London 288 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,282 for my master's. 289 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,986 - For like a year. - I'm so disappointed with myself. 290 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,617 I'm sorry. What was that? 291 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,039 I'm starting a nudist commune in Berkeley. 292 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,582 Fuckin' knew it. 293 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,831 Okay, so London. 294 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,629 Vim-hmm. 295 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,377 Why would it go for two? 296 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:44,006 Mm-mm. I guess I'm bad at school. 297 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,678 Are you bad at school? 298 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,973 Mm-mm, more like if I get bored with it. 299 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,348 Why would you ever get bored of school? 300 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,678 I know, right? 301 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,605 No, more like if I lose interest, I guess. 302 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,854 Which would happen because...? 303 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,186 'Cause I just like signed up for this master's 304 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,967 because I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. 305 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,026 Ah! 306 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,316 I hadn't said that out aloud yet. 307 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,490 It's really depressing. 308 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,373 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I, like you, 309 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,167 am also completely unsure of what I'm doing with my life too. 310 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,497 Nope. No? 311 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,956 =-no. - Okay. 312 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,042 How about this? 313 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,550 I'm pretty sure that a majority of our peers 314 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,178 are also completely unsure of the current paths their lives are on 315 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:35,057 and the uncertainty is slowly killing them unknowingly. 316 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,639 All of us are just lost, 317 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,628 even the ones who seem like they know what they're doing, 318 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:44,521 even the ones working for médecins sans frontieres 319 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:50,736 saving lives just completely, overwhelmingly lost, 320 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,536 flailing at nothing. 321 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:58,706 Well, maybe not them but everyone else's super lost. 322 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,081 Life is fun. 323 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,206 Yeah. 324 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,964 Why are you cool? 325 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,551 Hmm? Oh, what? 326 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,805 That's a weird question. 327 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,805 I mean like why are you cool and why am I meeting you right now 328 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,901 before I'm about to leave for a fucking long time? 329 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,818 Stop being cool. 330 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,561 - No promises. - Stop it. 331 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:31,201 And it's because the world don't give no fucks about timing or love or... 332 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,279 Or cool people being cool together... 333 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,864 Mm-hmm. You know what I mean. 334 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,665 Yeah, it sucks. 335 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,962 Yeah. 336 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,421 Am I going to see you tomorrow? 337 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,516 Maybe. 338 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,551 Yes. 339 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,678 Yes? 340 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,857 Sweet. 341 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:28,960 Jdd 342 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,489 Ladies and gentiemen, 343 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,816 we're here... 344 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,078 Are you drunk already? =no. 345 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,371 - Are you sure? - Are you sure? 346 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,666 Yeah, but I forgot what I was going to say. So, to you guys! 347 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,708 - Yeah! - To us! 348 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,912 Yeah! Sure! Cool. 349 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,123 I mean, are you going to say it? 350 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,384 I don't know about you guys, 351 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,212 but I think I'm really drunk. 352 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,389 - Me too actually. - You look very composed. 353 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,058 You? Yeah! 354 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,430 You couldn't tell? 355 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,499 I swear there was two people at this table... 356 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:45,039 Jdd 357 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:09,313 Jdd 358 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,528 I forgot how cold it is here. 359 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,575 It's also like his house. 360 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,824 It's so creepy. 361 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,907 This whole place is like made of noise. 362 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,116 Yeah. 363 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:31,415 Argh, ah! 364 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,419 What are you doing? 365 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,216 I'm laying down. 366 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,924 And you should know, you look great from here. 367 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,884 Vim-hmm. 368 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:44,015 And you also look great from behind and when you're above. 369 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,262 Overall anytime you're naked. 370 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,852 Thank you. 371 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,231 Can I have your number? 372 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,608 I just realized I don't have your number 373 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,191 and I also know that you're leaving soon 374 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:02,746 and it isn't exactly useful and I'm saying too many words but, yeah. 375 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,947 Yes. 376 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:09,377 To the number part or are you agreeing with this being pretty futile. 377 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,124 Both. Hmm. 378 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,498 Your sense of humor is kinda weird. 379 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,629 Ugh, thanks. 380 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,588 Most people say it tethers between completely unfunny and morbidly depressing 381 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,923 so, I'll take weird. 382 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,178 Mmm. 383 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,931 So, are we going to talk about how much we miss each other 384 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,637 when we never see each other again? 385 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,972 Obviously. 386 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,057 That is the perfect relationship. 387 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,060 We get to have all the emotional baggage 388 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,645 and none of the fun. 389 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,230 By which I mean sex. 390 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,658 - Mm-hmm. - All sadness, no sex. 391 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,987 Yeah, it's like when I cry myself to sleep at night when I miss you, 392 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,288 it's like nobody will be there to hold me. 393 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,081 Way to ratchet things up, Laura. 394 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,371 - Damn. - I'm kidding. It's a joke. 395 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,873 I know. 396 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,877 Honestly, this is a bummer. 397 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,208 Yeah. 398 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,053 You're gone in a week? 399 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,339 Uh-huh. 400 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,552 That's unfortunate. 401 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,439 You're just going home? Where are you from again? 402 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,893 Yeah, I'm just going to go drop my car off back in Berkeley. 403 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,650 - Ah! - Hang out there for a week. 404 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,073 I was going to see my parents, but they went to Hawaii. 405 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,946 - Well, that's pretty cold. - Nah, it's fine. 406 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,182 I see them like all the time. I saw them two weeks ago actually. 407 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,743 Ah, well, in that case, fuck, yeah, Hawaii. 408 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,926 You should just come down to la. 409 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,305 I know, right? 410 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,064 Fuck it, do it. 411 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,896 I'm serious. Fuck it, just start your vacation early. 412 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,524 Are you serious? 413 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,983 I just said I'm serious. 414 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,487 But like are you serious, serious or you're like... 415 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,912 If you're about it, 416 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,870 I can take the week off 417 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,703 or well, I can probably start my weekend early. 418 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,750 You're serious. 419 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,502 Fuck, yeah, I am. 420 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,833 You just invited me to your house in la. 421 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,919 Do it! 422 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,423 Why are you still sitting? 423 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,176 Come on down, the weather's fine. 424 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,800 Are you talking about the bed or la or... 425 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,557 Well, neither. I don't know. Just trying to get you to lay down. 426 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,639 I hope I don't hate you. 427 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,066 Oh, well, I'm pretty hateable 428 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:41,567 so that's almost definitely going to be very bad. 429 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,942 Damn! 430 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,319 I guess for me it's like kinda bummer to realize 431 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,198 that what I wanted to do may not actually be what I want to do. 432 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,571 Yeah, hence the life-changing move. 433 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,781 Yeah, I know. 434 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,867 It's like the most entitled thing ever to be like. 435 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,748 I feel like I'm wasting my life so I'm going to go to Europe. 436 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,519 At least you're doing something productive. 437 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,513 Sun set. 438 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,806 It's pretty. 439 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,224 Try packing for an entire year. Like it would be any smaller. 440 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,026 Okay, how you doing there? 441 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,149 - I have a technique with my knee. - Ah-ha! 442 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:29,236 Laura, has of course refused all help with that thing. 443 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,821 How about the stairs? Want some help now? 444 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:39,249 Welcome to my apartment which is decorated by a boy. 445 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,996 It's nice. It's clean. 446 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,877 Thanks, I like to think so. 447 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:49,259 So, you want to unpack now or just grab food or drinks 448 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,883 or just fucking go nuts and black out and wake up in Mexico. What's up? 449 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,594 Um, food in Mexico after blacking out? 450 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,055 Yes, I like where your head's at. 451 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,517 Yeah, so my 12-year-old self is sitting there bawling my eyes out, 452 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,812 crying about how beanie babies are going out of business 453 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,384 and they'll be gone forever and everyone's going to forget about them 454 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,273 which means one day I'll be gone forever 455 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,701 and everyone is going to forget about me. 456 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:11,788 Wow! 457 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,039 Yeah, and my parents who by now are completely un-amused 458 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,956 are looking at me like, "why?" 459 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:17,954 Vim-hmm. 460 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,564 I took a good second to catch my breath 461 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,045 and they go, and I wish I could do the accent better, 462 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,544 "okay, well, your food is getting cold.” 463 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,800 That's awesome! 464 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,472 - Yeah. - Or sad. 465 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,393 Well, I think... l think they were right though, you know. 466 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,438 Excellent handling of prepubescent existential crisis I think. 467 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,016 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 468 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,523 Yeah, so that was my very graceful first encounter 469 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,605 with the recognition of death as an inevitability. 470 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,447 Your turn for formative childhood memory. 471 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,574 Hmm, yours was cute and funny. 472 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,702 No. No, no, no. It's going to be great. 473 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,250 Unless you like murder someone in it or something. 474 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,372 How'd you know? 475 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,882 Okay. 476 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,249 I remember hiding under the covers with my brother 477 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,960 because our parents were fighting outside of our room 478 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,920 which happened a lot. 479 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,098 Um, and this time, 480 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:18,177 I kinda like just decided 481 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,014 that I was not ever going to end up 482 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:26,652 like living in a house having arguments with someone I hated. 483 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,570 Hmm. 484 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,897 Yeah. Hmm. 485 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:34,952 It was like my first sense of agency, you know, 486 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,529 which is kinda depressing to have 487 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,331 and all that when you realize you can try out your own path to be 488 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,501 in response to never wanting to become your parents. 489 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,663 Yeah. 490 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,919 I told you that was dark. 491 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,376 I'm not very good at this whole casual conversation thing. 492 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,055 Yeah. We're good at being bad at stuff. 493 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,883 Which, you know, fun. =yeah. 494 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,763 We're good at being... Does that make sense? 495 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,749 - Absolutely. - We're good at being bad at stuff. 496 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,640 - Yeah, I'll take it. - Good. 497 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,741 I know doing something good is better than nothing, 498 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,077 but like, I don't know. 499 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,881 I was starting to feel like I was just going to be like spending my entire life, 500 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:36,556 like, like I don't know, walking across the world. 501 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,258 Sort of like just slowly going nowhere... 502 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,934 - On foot. - Yeah, exactly. 503 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,012 - I get it. - Yeah, anyways. I don't know. 504 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:48,898 It was really frustrating so I quit and, yeah. 505 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:53,318 I guess I feel like going back to school will open up more doors 506 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,445 so I'll probably be able to do more, you know. 507 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,446 Yeah. 508 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:58,744 But I don't want to be a politician though so. 509 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,287 I'd hope not. 510 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,787 What about you? 511 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,415 What's this job you're supposed to be at in like... 512 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,461 Five hours? 513 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,837 Uh, it's like... 514 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,132 Okay, so the people are awesome 515 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,885 and I was pretty blessed to fall into it. 516 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,550 And? 517 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:22,851 I fucking hate it. 518 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,850 I was asking what it was, but that's good to know too. 519 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,683 Oh, right, yes, the original question. 520 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:34,147 Um, I work at a small boutique ad agency 521 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,822 as a project manager. 522 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,740 Basically I pamper clients. 523 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:41,036 I'm like essentially an ad man. 524 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,990 I'm part of the team that had a huge hand 525 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:48,168 in sending pop culture down the super productive path it's currently on. 526 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,712 It's like I'm literally one of the bad guys. 527 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:55,171 The world runs because good people do bad things. 528 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,628 Yeah, I agree. 529 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,964 I mean it's not nice but I feel like it's true. 530 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,265 I felt that way. 531 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,015 Except, you do good stuff 532 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:09,769 like preserving our environment for future generations 533 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,602 and you've spent all of your early 20's 534 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,652 working towards that exact goal. 535 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,652 Yeah, but on a personal level it's exactly the same thing, you know, 536 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,449 it's like that joke you made the other day. 537 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,361 What joke I... 538 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,457 Like the one about... 539 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,873 I kinda say... I kinda say a lot of stuff, right? 540 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,416 - The one about... - I just say shit. 541 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,711 Depressed doctors at msf, you know. 542 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,709 You said it like it may or may not be true so, 543 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,836 I don't know, but whatever the point is it's like 544 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,339 you're "flailing at nothing” was the phrase. 545 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:41,968 Ah, yes that. That definitely sounds like me. 546 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,097 Yeah, I remember that. 547 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,880 S50, you know how as Americans we hate being told what to do? 548 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,690 Fuck, yeah! 549 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,567 We love freedom more than life itself. 550 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,469 Right, and like even if we were going to do it anyway 551 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,074 is we don't want to be told to do it. 552 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,194 Probably. 553 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,529 S50, like as a result we have a lot of personal freedom. 554 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,161 Well, hold on. Some more than others. 555 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,038 Okay, so there's always more work to be done, 556 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,790 but like generally speaking, 557 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,713 we have more personal freedom now than we used to, you know? 558 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,290 - Yeah. - Like in my case, 559 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:20,003 1 didn't like what I was doing so I quit 560 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,964 and now I'm literally flying across the world because I've decided to. 561 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:23,922 Yeah. 562 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:28,807 And it's like, we haven't really thought about what to do with all that freedom, you know. 563 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,515 We're like, maybe we have but like not really. 564 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,544 You look like someone killed your cat. 565 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,295 Dana just put her two weeks in. 566 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,419 So that meeting went well. 567 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,629 Damn! - Yeah. 568 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,136 Jim really knows how to understaff a place. 569 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,557 It's that “start-up” vibe. 570 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,602 Yeah. Yeah. 571 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,645 Well, at least there's beer in the fridge. 572 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,686 Nobody ever drinks it, but at least it's there. 573 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,449 Hey there, can I get you anymore tea? 574 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,539 Uh, sure. 575 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,660 Okay, give me one more minute, ma'am. 576 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:31,998 Thank you. 577 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,047 So, how's la honey? 578 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,672 It's nice or maybe it's just like better than I imagined. 579 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,511 I don't know why I always thought I hated la. 580 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,682 Oh, probably because you got sick when we went to Disneyland 581 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,600 and cried in all of the lines 582 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,678 so we never went back to Los Angeles again. 583 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,520 Well, no I didn't. 584 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,894 Yeah, yeah, you did. You don't remember? 585 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,897 Your brother thougnt it was his fault and felt bad the whole time, 586 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,774 which was kinda adorable. 587 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,151 =I kkhow. - Um, I did that? 588 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,404 You did that. Yes. Oops. 589 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,701 Sorry. 590 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,615 You should have seen your dad. 591 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,071 Ugh, I can imagine. 592 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,578 Anyway, I've been looking at apartments in London. 593 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,125 Uh-hunh. And... 594 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:18,830 My first takeaway is that they're very expensive. 595 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,835 You're having second thoughts? 596 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:27,843 No, it's just like eye-opening and like... expensive. 597 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:31,016 1 told you, honey, it was going to be quite a change. 598 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:35,430 Yeah, I know. I didn't plan it very well. 599 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,685 No, it's not that. I mean, that's all fine. 600 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,358 Well, for me at least. I'm not the one figuring out my life. 601 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,106 Well, thanks, mom. 602 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,562 I'm sorry. 603 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,023 Do you think I'm doing the right thing? 604 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,403 Is this like a good decision? 605 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,655 Laura, honey, I honestly can't say. 606 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,829 I mean, I think what you're doing is pretty drastic, 607 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,656 but also can't blame you. 608 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,371 If I was in your shoes, 609 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,544 I might have done what you're doing. 610 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,251 I love your father very much 611 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,583 and I'm happy with where I'm at in life 612 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,918 and how I did things. 613 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,866 F mean, it wasn't easy and there were things I had to give up on the way, 614 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,755 but like I've said before, 615 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:15,010 you live in an absolutely new age. 616 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,016 I can't imagine things now. 617 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:21,976 I mean, I don't know what it is like for you nowadays. 618 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,654 I mean, for me, I got my degree, started a family 619 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:29,325 and I've been at my job working it for 20 years. 620 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,446 It's okay. 621 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,279 I'he people are good and we're not destroying the earth, 622 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,659 but for me that's all I need. 623 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:38,743 But it's different now for people your age. 624 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,624 I mean, endless possibilities have been presented. 625 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,546 Whether or not that's better, 626 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:49,257 well, that is the part where I think you have to figure things out on your own. 627 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,348 Yeah, but like... 628 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,799 - Okay... - Basically honey, look, 629 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,268 I don't have any way to know whether or not you're doing the right thing, 630 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,398 but you're young and you'll probably live twice as long as we will, 631 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,397 so, why not, you know? 632 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,070 Okay, thank you. 633 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,609 You also need to come to Hawaii. 634 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,364 It's beautiful. 635 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,117 Me and your dad jumped off some rocks into the ocean yesterday 636 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,539 - and wow! - You what? 637 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,835 We jumped off some rocks into the ocean. 638 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,708 It was amazing. 639 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,164 That's nice. 640 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,045 Oh, honey, you're home so soon. 641 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,967 How was work? Would you like a meatloaf? 642 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,218 Uh, I'm not going to lie, that was pretty frightening. 643 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:36,391 That's me, your worst domestic nightmare. 644 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:37,684 Oh, god! 645 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,602 No, really, how was work? 646 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:44,649 I just stared at the computer and had a sandwich at some point 647 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,853 and had some coffee, 648 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,822 stared at the computer some more, 649 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,820 had some more coffee. 650 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,321 Oh, yeah, neha says, "hey." 651 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,244 How much do you get paid to do that, again? 652 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,616 Don't know. 653 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,993 I stopped counting because it was so much. 654 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,127 Oh, also I decided to just take the week off. 655 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,078 What? 656 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,710 Yeah, cause things are slow 657 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,385 and I've been hauling ass for months and I'm about to again in a couple of weeks 658 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,554 and youre here and fuck it, you know. 659 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,552 You can just do that? 660 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:20,886 We have one of those "we trust our employee" paid time off policies. 661 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,600 I think I'm blushing. 662 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,692 It'll be fun. 663 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,892 What should we do to celebrate? 664 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:32,232 Uh, I haven't thought that far. 665 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,613 You know it works better when you don't say it like a question. 666 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:39,447 What I mean is I get terribly lonely sometimes. 667 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,499 Me foo. 668 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,169 You like your wine to taste like wine. 669 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,712 You're gonna taste it or something? 670 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,915 Tried really hard not to, I promise. 671 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,717 Hmm, what are we going to do with you? 672 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,590 We are in a wine store. 673 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,674 Is that you trying to tell me to drink myself into ruin? 674 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,225 Duh! 675 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:05,477 Oh, good 'cause it's been a while since I've had a good ruining. 676 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:08,650 Oh, yeah? It's like a side hobby of yours, an annual ruining? 677 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:11,023 Yeah, it's the best. You should try it. 678 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,400 Well, I'm a connoisseur of ruin. 679 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,403 You're fucking nuts. 680 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,529 Aren't we all? 681 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,455 Drink? =yeah. 682 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,781 What are you making? 683 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:26,960 Um, gatorade and soda water, 684 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:31,962 so it's a gatorade and gin or soda water. 685 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,713 Which one was the first one? 686 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,044 "Stay free, stay true.” 687 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,552 Yeah, I think it's pretty self-explanatory. 688 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,476 Ahmm. No. =no? 689 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,429 All right, my 18-year-old self is like, 690 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,982 "you're going to fucking sell out one of these days, you motherfucker. 691 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:53,194 So this is to remind you that you used to have morals.” 692 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,647 Hmm, I love that. 693 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,857 Yeah, that's awesome. 694 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,952 I kinda think that's the point of tattoos really, you know. 695 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,702 Mini time capsules of whatever was important at the time. 696 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,909 Only in this case, it was important then 697 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:10,541 and now just well, quietly ignored every day. 698 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,999 Hmm, and this one? 699 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,000 - Uh, yeah. - Cut ups? 700 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:19,254 Uh, yeah, also 18, me and my group of friends 701 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,261 were going to college or whatever the fuck we were doing. 702 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,559 There were five of us. 703 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,762 We, uh... it's dumb. 704 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,690 So, because we were cool as shit, 705 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:36,272 uh, we called ourselves "cut ups”, 706 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:41,986 sort of like joke bastardization of fuck ups. 707 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,661 - Right. - I don't know. 708 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,534 It's clever. 709 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:50,369 We were all about to leave, so we got matching tattoos. 710 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,044 Yeah, frank has one. 711 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,713 Oh. Yeah. 712 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,086 Long story short, we're idiots. 713 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,801 It's my favorite one. 714 00:34:58,888 --> 00:34:59,968 - Yeah? - Yeah. 715 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,217 - A heart skewered on a big ass knife? - Mm-hmm. 716 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,019 All right. 717 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,431 How about yours? 718 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,978 Does that say, "carry on!™? 719 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,475 Mm-hmm, I know. 720 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,058 - It's pretty bad. - I don't know, it's kinda cool. 721 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:18,067 I see we have this two-word phrase thing going. 722 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,649 Hmm, I knew I liked you for a reason. 723 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,326 - Story. - Mm-mm, no. 724 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,865 - No? - No, it's embarrassing. 725 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,620 Come on, I still want to hear it. 726 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,041 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 727 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,589 - You know it. Come on. - How sure? 728 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,041 Very sure. 729 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,673 Like you would get married with me sure? 730 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:43,221 I'hat's uh... - Or like you would bet your life on it, sure? 731 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,410 A really weird thing. =I know. 732 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:45,924 That one didn't really work. 733 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,102 Story. Story. 734 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,640 Okay, okay. 735 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,767 Uhm... 736 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,235 So, I was very depressed in college. 737 00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:00,109 My junior year, or whenever you're 21. 738 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,594 - Is that junior year? - Yeah, junior year. 739 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,576 Anyways, um, yeah, I... 740 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:09,623 I was finished taking my finals and my roommates were also taking their finals 741 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,667 and I just kind of... 742 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:16,588 I don't know. I had a lot of time and like kind of just... 743 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:20,133 I don't know. I was pretty unhappy with things at home, 744 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,490 with how things were at school, people I was hanging out with, 745 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,970 my roommates included, 746 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,423 and so I just kinda went off by myself and got a tattoo. 747 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,849 Hmm. 748 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,517 I guess as some sort of... 749 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,396 I don't know. It felt good. 750 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:38,063 Good enough for me I'd say. 751 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,154 Yeah. 752 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,705 Some friends are having a little party at their house today. 753 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,121 On a Wednesday? 754 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,125 Yeah, apparently some people follow their dreams or whatever. 755 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,626 Yeah, they're having a little thing. 756 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,549 It's usually pretty chill. 757 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,376 Sounds like my kind of party. 758 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:06,296 How are you? Are you close with your parents? 759 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,506 Are they from here? 760 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,593 Yeah, they were immigrants and um, yeah, I'd say so. 761 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,474 Yeah, pretty good. 762 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,854 It's just sort of impossible to thank them enough, ever though, you know. 763 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,943 Because? 764 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:26,195 I mean, basically it's so hard for me to even imagine 765 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,364 giving up everything you know and have grown up with 766 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:33,199 solely in order to give your kids who haven't even been conceived yet 767 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,453 a better shot at things, 768 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:37,752 all by like the age of 25. 769 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:43,379 So, it's not even a question about them caring. 770 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,927 I just feel like kind of a little shit 771 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:52,055 every time the thought, "why am I at a job I hate?" 772 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:55,103 Or "this is a monumental waste of my time. 773 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,630 I'm wasting my life away. Oh, my god! 774 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,491 I'm wasting my life away" creeps in, you know? 775 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,808 Yeah, well, I mean it's like a very valid feeling for you 776 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,648 because advertising is useless. 777 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:09,405 - Yes, yes, yes. - I'm kidding. 778 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,659 I also kinda feel like your parents wouldn't really mind if you mixed it up. 779 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,617 Yeah. You're probably right. 780 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,123 What did you think of me when you first met me? 781 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:23,002 Uh, first time or just last weekend? 782 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,879 First time, because I'm assuming you were in love by last weekend. 783 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,382 I've been yours since I was born, Laura. 784 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,799 Uh... first time. 785 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:34,805 - Honest? - No, lie to my face. 786 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,477 That's a pretty weird request. 787 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,850 Come on. - Okay, all right. 788 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,187 You came out of I think neha's room 789 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,486 and you sat down with us and started talking bad shit. 790 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,815 Spitting vitriol and I was done for. 791 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,950 Also you're hot 792 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,119 and you were wearing these high-waisted leather pants 793 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,662 and I was just dead. 794 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,741 And then the guy you were with popped out and I was like, "I'm out.” 795 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,451 And promptly forgot about you. 796 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:03,084 Okay, so you went from like being in love to over it in like five seconds. 797 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,414 Probably more like one or two. 798 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:07,251 Oh! Men! We're fun. 799 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,962 - You're not curious? - I didn't say that. 800 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,514 What'd you think? 801 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,513 And before anything, I'd like to request a pass 802 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:17,844 because I was smashed. 803 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,725 Sure, you don't need one, but fine. 804 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:23,559 Okay, so I was on the side room with that guy I was seeing. 805 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,393 He was basically pouring his heart out to me 806 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:26,799 because we weren't serious enough. 807 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:29,314 And every time he would pause, 808 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:33,277 there would be this huge laugh coming from the next room. 809 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,486 It was you. 810 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,914 And like the timing of it, kinda made it seem like you were laughing at him. 811 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,707 That is so brutal. 812 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:44,834 Yeah, it was like your laugh was making me feel weirdly good 813 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,540 in a moment when I should not ever feel good. 814 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:52,003 And then I walked out and I was just like, "oh, fuck!" 815 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:54,464 Good oh, fuck? Bad oh, fuck? 816 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,424 You've seen me naked. 817 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:57,519 Sweet. 818 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,640 Good morning. 819 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:44,185 Look at this. 820 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,765 It's a Michael 821 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,943 in his natural habitat, hungover and asleep 822 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,986 deep into the morning. 823 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,405 No, no, no. 824 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,149 Oh, notice how he tries to cover his eyes 825 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,360 with a pillow to shield them from the morning light. 826 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,865 Too early for this act. 827 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:02,666 Now, we're in for a real treat. 828 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,037 We're just going to... 829 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,794 Hi, my name's Laura 830 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:10,999 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 831 00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,927 waking up hungover people all over the world. 832 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,550 Ah-ha and here we see the wild Michael using sarcasm 833 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:21,681 which is quite a shame because he is really very pretty. 834 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:26,222 You know, my head will probably explode if you had an accent. 835 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,317 I know. 836 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,440 We'll put him back under his rock. 837 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,860 What do you want to do today? 838 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:40,950 I'm still kinda tired and hungover. 839 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,530 You and I both. 840 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:49,412 Is this what it feels like to get old and die together with someone? 841 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,668 Hmm, yeah, I think so. 842 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:57,469 Maybe a movie? 843 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,887 Yeah, that could be nice. 844 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:02,978 Cool. 845 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,311 We should probably put pants on. 846 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,488 Perhaps, yeah. 847 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,321 - What shall we see? - That looks good, no? 848 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,573 Comedy, yeah. I'll fuck with that. 849 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,279 I'm ss 850 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,239 I said, I'll fuck with that. 851 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,747 You'll fuck with that? Yeah, it's an expression. 852 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:33,965 Yeah, he kinda brought it up a couple months ago while we were talking 853 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,713 and it's just been nagging at me since. 854 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,213 About how you guys met so young? 855 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,921 Yeah, and I think it passed for him, 856 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,177 but it's just been bothering me since. 857 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:43,929 Okay, I met this girl 858 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,181 and she's married her boyfriend of several years 859 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:50,481 and she was telling me how she felt like it was vibrant all the time. 860 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,630 Well, yeah, it's because people are always trying to seem happier than they actually are 861 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,235 and besides that's not for everyone. 862 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:56,233 I know, 863 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,531 but it's just weird harsh reality 864 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,991 that I have been on and off with John since high school 865 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:05,914 and all that time it's never been nearly as intense as she describes. 866 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,706 And he is great and I love him, 867 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:12,208 but I just couldn't shake this question of, "are we doing this wrong?" 868 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:17,171 And it's shitty because he's genuinely a good person. 869 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,219 And how many good people do you come across in your lifetime, you know? 870 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,702 Well, at least you've been thinking through it very thoroughly. 871 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:27,218 Yeah, uh, maybe too much. I don't know. 872 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,395 Like look at you two, 873 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:32,144 it's just so apparently intense. 874 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,351 Uh, no, I think it's pretty different. 875 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,686 We sort of just make shit up as we go. =yeah. 876 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:38,217 I don't think you should compare yourself to us. 877 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,981 Besides I'm crazy, remember? 878 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,567 - Yeah, that's just college. - I don't know. 879 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:45,490 All honesty, neha, because we've been friends 880 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,913 for longer than either of us would like, 881 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,412 I think, if something's nagging at you endlessly, 882 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,039 you got to quash it, you know. 883 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:56,169 Whether by getting over it or doing something about it, 884 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,591 you got to stitch the cut, you know what I mean? 885 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,960 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 886 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:05,132 Well, sorry for this bummer story guys. 887 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:07,496 - Oh, my god! No, no. - No need to worry. 888 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,432 Okay, please, change the topic. Tell me about your week. 889 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:12,559 Um, our week has been great. 890 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,231 Lots of cheap food and drink. 891 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,672 Ah, what she's saying is she's been drunk the whole time. 892 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:19,608 Um, not the whole time just part of the time. 893 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,698 Yeah, I mean, it's just like the weather's so nice, alright, 894 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,096 so you have to drink in the afternoons. 895 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,806 - Yeah, obviously. - And then in the evening with dinner. 896 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,866 - Yes. - And then she's totally wasted. 897 00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,117 I mean... 898 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,199 I think it's just a buzz, right? 899 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:34,206 I mean you can't blame her for that. 900 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,297 Thank you. 901 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,621 Got you, girl. 902 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:09,784 Jdd 903 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:50,616 Jdd 904 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,381 Oh, god, that is so hot! 905 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,158 Yeah, but it's the best though, right? 906 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,719 Oh, uh, mm-hmm. Oh, Jesus! 907 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,845 You two heading out? 908 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,336 Yeah, we are actually because we're going to runyon tomorrow. 909 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,227 Oh, that sucks. 910 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,181 No, it's like a really nice hike. 911 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,562 Yeah, yeah. I'll take your word for it. 912 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,268 It is. Hey, seb, you riding with? 913 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,163 - Yeah, I'm fucking tired. - Okay, cool. 914 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,654 Well, I will see you guys soon 915 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,402 and I better see you before you leave. 916 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,484 - Yes. - Post-hike lunch? 917 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:30,693 Yes? “Yes. 918 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,699 Yes. Okay, cool. Well, I'll text you. 919 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,200 See you soon. Bye, cuties. 920 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,657 Bye, neha. Later on, seb. 921 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,351 - Later, dude. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 922 00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:46,046 We should probably get going too, right? 923 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,843 I don't know, I thought it might be a cool date thing 924 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,845 to try Ana watch the taco truck pack up and leave, you know. 925 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,222 Oh, yeah. 926 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,770 No, yeah. I got a car. 927 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,273 Now I'm kinda set on watching the truck pack up, so. 928 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,600 Okay. 929 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,905 Should we talk about what happens after this week? 930 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,029 Yeah, probably. 931 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,873 What are your thoughts on it? 932 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,755 Uh, honestly I don't know. What do you think? 933 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,879 Uh, kinda in the same boat. 934 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:33,055 I guess we should probably sort it out. 935 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,257 Yes. 936 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:39,395 I mean, you are going to be several thousand miles and an ocean away. 937 00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:40,847 Yeah. 938 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:51,570 Fuck, would you wanna like stay in touch? 939 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:54,823 Yeah, I mean, if you do. 940 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,576 - Yeah. - Then, fuck, yeah. 941 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,958 I guess it would probably be good to leave any expectations at home. 942 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,085 Definitely, yeah. 943 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:10,418 I just thought it would be nice to like stay in touch. 944 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:11,513 I agree. 945 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,675 The car is here. 946 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:18,850 Oh. 947 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,320 This is going to sound kinda weird, but... 948 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,701 Go on. 949 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:39,656 You have to admit that if we did have kids, 950 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,990 they would be pretty cute. 951 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,871 You're fucking great. 952 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:44,953 I mean, you know I'm right. Look at us. 953 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:47,754 - I'm not disagreeing. - Don"t you think...? 954 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,584 Wouldn't he and I have the most beautiful children? 955 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,088 Yeah, yeah. Definitely. 956 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,465 - Right? - Fuck, yeah. 957 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,263 I didn't disagree with you. 958 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,181 We would. We would. 959 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,688 I can't believe I leave tomorrow. 960 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,267 Yeah, it'll be all right though. 961 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,107 I guess. 962 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,564 It's not like we're dying or anything 963 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,071 which, you know, "hooray!" 964 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:17,777 It could be worse. 965 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:19,737 Yeah. It always could be worse. 966 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:23,791 Yeah, it brightens my day every time I think of it. 967 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,371 Like, no matter how bad it is, at least you're not dead? 968 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,424 Exactly. Not dead in a ditch, it's a good day. 969 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,126 Your standards for a good day are worryingly low. 970 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,928 When I'm dead, my headstone's going to have, 971 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:40,800 "could be worse" emblazoned across it in giant block font. 972 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:46,894 Sort of like my final "fuck you" to the world, you know or... 973 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,099 Don't know. 974 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,191 I like you. 975 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,694 Good. I like you. 976 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,698 Sorry, dude. - Oh, no, dude, do whatever back there, man. 977 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:56,526 Got everything? 978 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,651 Yes. I thought I forgot my passport for a sec. 979 00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:00,652 What time is it? 980 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:03,701 Looking for excuses to come back early already, huh? 981 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,787 4:15. 982 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,445 Fuck. Yeah, maybe. 983 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,622 So, you're saying yes? 984 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,665 Ooh, 10%. 985 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,084 Hey. 986 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,408 Hey. 987 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,788 Hey. 988 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,794 - ( Hey. - Hey. 989 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,340 - Hey. - Hey. 990 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:09,016 So, at what point in this conversation do we start the conversation? 991 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,468 Mm. 992 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:16,307 Of your European captivity going? 993 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,485 /"m a little bit worried that Stockholm syndrome has fully set in. 994 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,357 So you're just like, fully in love 995 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:25,236 with what must be a very torturous existence in england? 996 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,513 /t really is just awful. 997 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:30,826 It's like my god, the British with their dry humor and well-dressed ways. 998 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,077 Sounds just... unbearable. 999 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,452 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 1000 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:39,580 School still going well? 1001 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:42,883 Yeah, it's pretty relaxed. 1002 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:46,133 I'm halfway through. - Hey, hooray for halfway. 1003 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,640 Sorry it's been so long since we talked. 1004 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:54,390 ! Mean, it's a two-way street on that. 1005 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,597 If you're sorry, I'm sorry. 1006 00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:59,183 Yeah. That's true. 1007 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:05,523 I hate this. I fucking hate this. 1008 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,777 Me too. 1009 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:08,555 It's like every time I think about you, 1010 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:11,696 I like miss you and then I feel sadder 1011 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:14,452 and then it's just like, "fuck!" 1012 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,500 It's jjust... 1013 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:19,704 Sorry. 1014 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:22,039 There's nothing to be sorry about. 1015 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:24,154 Yeah, but that almost makes it worse, right? 1016 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:27,215 'Cause it's like there's a fucking ocean between us 1017 00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,053 and there's nothing we can do about it. 1018 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:33,680 I mean, fine, like obviously we can do anything. 1019 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,934 But like it would be... It's like it sounds absurd. 1020 00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:39,310 Like, "oh, Michael. Just come to London 1021 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:44,232 or like, "hey, Laura. Ditch that master's and come to la 1022 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,696 and we can play in the sun together.” 1023 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,200 I just wish you were here. 1024 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,448 Me too. 1025 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:56,248 Well, actually I'm not choosy about here or there, 1026 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,620 but you know what I mean. 1027 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:03,001 Anyway, so I take it things are going well? 1028 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:10,422 Yeah, things are... yeah. 1029 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,467 What about for you? 1030 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,143 Same old, same old. 1031 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,643 Frank visited the other day though, so that's cool. 1032 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:20,848 Hmm, that's nice. 1033 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,420 Yeah, that was pretty great. 1034 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:23,900 Frank threw stuff at a bartender 1035 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,069 who then gave us free drinks in return. 1036 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,772 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1037 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,970 ! Mean, she's our friend, but, yeah, me neither. 1038 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,609 She did threaten to kick us out. 1039 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,285 Frank has promised to return 1040 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,279 and force her to make good on her threat. 1041 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,894 He's in love with her, isn't he? 1042 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,374 Yeah, right. 1043 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,872 Sorry, I'm so like tired. 1044 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:50,048 I don't know I just feel like I've been very bummed all the time lately. 1045 00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:51,138 Lately? 1046 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,631 Right. 1047 00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:58,553 Things get frustrating on this god-forsaken space rock. 1048 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,935 We're all trapped here by our own choices 1049 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,267 which is like paradoxical or... 1050 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,024 Which, whatever, you know what I mean. 1051 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:10,860 Yeah, I know. I do know what you mean. 1052 00:56:10,951 --> 00:56:12,011 It's like give them enough rope, 1053 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,435 but in this case freedom is the rope 1054 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:14,905 and we've given it to ourselves. 1055 00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:16,533 Yeah, the world's on fire anyway. 1056 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:19,956 It's fine. A small fire, it's still a fire though. 1057 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,874 Not dead in a ditch, right? 1058 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,668 Not just yet. 1059 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:32,469 I miss you. 1060 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:35,389 Yeah, I miss you too. 1061 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:42,061 Do you think we'd be happy together? 1062 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:46,233 Yeah, I think we'd be pretty good. 1063 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,561 Yeah. 1064 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,444 I worry you would hate me though. 1065 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:57,073 Well, if anyone's hateable, it's definitely you. 1066 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,870 Oh, boo! 1067 00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:00,618 Didn't see that one coming, did you? 1068 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,166 I like you. 1069 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,790 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1070 00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:13,176 Tell me things about your life. 1071 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:31,695 Oh, my fucking fuck, dude. 1072 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:36,066 Shut the fuck up for a fucking minute. 1073 00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,952 Fuck you dogs. 1074 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,125 Hey, did you get that raise at least? 1075 00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:47,703 Yea, but not as much as I had asked. 1076 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,129 Oh. 1077 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:52,424 The lady who was training me decided to leave two weeks earlier than expected, 1078 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:56,003 so I'm pretty much... she was just like get over it, I guess. 1079 00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,683 So, now I'm just kinda like fumbling around in the dark. 1080 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:01,849 Huh. 1081 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,302 So everything is still, 1082 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:07,140 "holy shit, this is so much more work than I ever expected and everything is broken." 1083 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,104 Pretty much, yeah. 1084 00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:11,310 So it goes. 1085 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:14,488 Yeah, how is the battle of britain going? 1086 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,410 You mean Laura? 1087 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:18,862 Yeah, how is that going? 1088 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:22,663 Uh, it's not. 1089 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:25,035 Bummer. Bad? 1090 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,458 No. 1091 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,876 Out with a whimper. 1092 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,370 So, who stopped talking to who? 1093 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,465 Both. 1094 00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:34,169 So, her? 1095 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:37,219 Yeah, but... 1096 00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:39,671 But both. 1097 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,427 Well, so it goes. 1098 00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:44,722 - You'll be alright. - Yeah. 1099 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,560 Yeah, shit happens when you party naked. 1100 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,215 You know, for the longest time 1101 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,471 I thought that I was square enough 1102 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,019 and I dedicated just enough to a shitty job 1103 00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:30,518 that I didn't even care about and I was alright with that. 1104 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,851 Or at least find some sort of solace elsewhere aside from work. 1105 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:36,652 But just statistically speaking, right? 1106 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,197 Because you spend most of your life at work, 1107 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:42,026 you very quickly come to understand that if you're miserable there 1108 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,236 then your life is predominantly miserable, right? 1109 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,241 Aren't you going to help? 1110 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:51,123 So... and so I left and now I am at school with you 1111 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,829 and I tried a lot of things before to try to figure out 1112 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,506 why I was, you know, so bummed about things. 1113 00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:59,801 But, girl, never in a million fucking years 1114 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:03,051 did I think that digging holes in a farm was going to be an answer to things. 1115 01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:05,928 You're fucking crazy for doing this for a month, you know that? 1116 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:07,634 I feel like all I do is dig holes. 1117 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:09,094 Oh, yeah, whatever. 1118 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:11,054 Il don't believe that for a second. 1119 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:14,232 But how are you anyway? 1120 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,401 Have you been feeling better about things? 1121 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,228 Yeah... 1122 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,189 I guess so. 1123 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:24,572 Trying new things to see at least. 1124 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:27,183 I'm a little bit worried I'm kinda doing exactly the same thing 1125 01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,447 no matter where I am. 1126 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:30,373 What, like, digging holes and shit? 1127 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,835 No, that's actually new, surprisingly enough. 1128 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,255 No, I just mean like the same patterns of frustrations 1129 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:39,048 and doing the same thing in response 1130 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:42,003 and like feeling trapped and all of that. 1131 01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:46,431 Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? 1132 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,726 But I mean, you know, at least you're trying. 1133 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:53,431 You're out and you're working toward positive at least, 1134 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:55,186 so that's a good thing. 1135 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,142 I just don't know how I feel about 1136 01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:59,853 this whole "back to the earth” thing though. 1137 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,813 - No? - It's a bit crackers, babe. 1138 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,366 You could give it a try. 1139 01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:08,069 Absolutely no go. 1140 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,865 That bartender is definitely into you. 1141 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,953 Don't fucking look right at her. 1142 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,079 Dude. 1143 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:02,916 Now, we're in for a real treat. 1144 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:05,839 We're just going fo... 1145 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,887 Hi, my name's Laura 1146 01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:12,343 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 1147 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:15,554 waking up hungover people all over the world. 1148 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:50,263 Jdd 1149 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:03,692 Hello you. 1150 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,233 How are you feeling? 1151 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:09,987 Sorry. 1152 01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:12,615 Honestly, immensely hungover. 1153 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,992 Uh-oh, oops. 1154 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:23,963 Well, worth it. 1155 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:26,552 Good. 1156 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:29,221 You? 1157 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,929 Yeah, I think I'll... 1158 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:34,935 1 think I'll hve. 1159 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,468 Mmm. 1160 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:39,430 And don't you have to go? 1161 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,348 You kept saying last night, 1162 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,651 “I'm going on an adventure tomorrow." 1163 01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:48,276 Oh, god, yeah, that sounds like me. 1164 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:54,157 Jdd 1165 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:02,415 j mother told me not to ride in cars with boys j 1166 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,878 j 1 don't get nervous so I let you take the wheel 1167 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,333 j and drive j 1168 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:13,134 j and I realize when I close my eyes j 1169 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:17,513 j I'll never have a kiss for the first time j 1170 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,350 You actually look like shit. 1171 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:29,609 It kinda looks like you got into a fight with a semi-truck, 1172 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,486 but it didn't just like hit you, it just like smoked you 1173 01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:35,193 and then just drug you for miles and miles. 1174 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,824 Feel like a roadkill. 1175 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:41,120 I feel like my soul is hungover. 1176 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:44,123 Yeah, you look like a bad day had a long night. 1177 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:46,667 What? 1178 01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:50,042 At least the bartender seemed chill. 1179 01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:54,011 Yeah, yeah. 1180 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:59,310 Good news is she's already put up with me smashed out of my mind so. 1181 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,136 Il don't know, you're pretty bad sober. 1182 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,482 Nice. 1183 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:12,738 Good job. 1184 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:17,778 That's loud, 1185 01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:22,370 but my hangover is worse. 1186 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,418 Yeah, dude. It's a gun. It goes bang. 1187 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,372 How's your... 1188 01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:31,708 How's your journey to the depths of the meaninglessness of existence going? 1189 01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:36,630 Ah, it's nice to get out of town for a bit. 1190 01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:40,387 Yeah, yeah. It's... it's good for the soul out here you know. 1191 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:43,891 Let the... Let the heat heal you. 1192 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,598 But seriously though, you should probably take some time off. 1193 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:50,652 Yeah, maybe a little trip out of town. 1194 01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:51,648 Oh, yeah. 1195 01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,775 Yeah, you know, whatever. 1196 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,534 Hope your hangover likes loud noises 1197 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:01,203 'cause it's about to get lit. 1198 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,997 Freedom, baby! 1199 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,119 Woo-hoo! 1200 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,148 All right, you beautiful little sulk-monster, let's get some fucking drinks. 1201 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:08,878 - Now? - Yes, right now. 1202 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,921 We just finished our master's programs. Come on. 1203 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:13,250 It's like not even 11 o' clock. 1204 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,005 And come on, it doesn't matter. 1205 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:17,462 You don't have to be sad forever. 1206 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:20,139 Like let's go do something. Let's go get some drinks. 1207 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,717 - Let"s have fun. - Okay. All right, all right. 1208 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,097 Like celebrating once in a while is okay. 1209 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:30,296 Plus, you don't have long before they ship you back to California 1210 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,402 where I hear things are just so awful. 1211 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:33,507 What is that supposed to mean? 1212 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,442 It means you have to drink to forget about that. 1213 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:36,943 Oh! 1214 01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:39,533 All right, well, I thought that was funny anyway. 1215 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:42,112 You know, who gives a fuck if this degree means shit 1216 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,538 all just like our first degrees. 1217 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:47,368 It's like I'm done and I'm happy at least for now. 1218 01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,748 So, I might as well enjoy it, right? 1219 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,079 Right? 1220 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:52,630 Yes! 1221 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:54,557 Drink when you're happy, drink when you're sad, 1222 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:55,754 the Erika story. 1223 01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:59,254 It's called hair of the dog, okay? 1224 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,619 - I'm not that drunk. - It's hair of the dog. 1225 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:03,204 If you drink it, then you get over your... 1226 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:04,434 Are you on drugs today? Woo! 1227 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:07,558 Woo-hoo! Yeah, I'm on drugs bitches! 1228 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,605 No, I'm not. Literally, I'm not. 1229 01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,271 No, I just want to party with my boys. 1230 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,273 I am so glad that you're back 1231 01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:16,275 and I can't wait to hear about everything. 1232 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,593 I'm going to get a drink, do you want something? 1233 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,094 Actually, no. I'm going to go sit outside. 1234 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:20,608 Oh, yeah, it's so pretty outside. 1235 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:22,097 Just a heads-up, Michael's out there. 1236 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,561 - Okay. That's fine. - Okay. Alright. 1237 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,210 Hey. 1238 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,296 Hello. 1239 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,139 Uh... 1240 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:51,230 Good to see you. 1241 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:52,727 You just got back, right? 1242 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,980 Yeah, straight from Berlin. 1243 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,562 How's that jet lag? How's Germany? 1244 01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:01,900 I'm tired and Germany was great. 1245 01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:05,829 - Good to hear. - Yeah. 1246 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,497 So, well, shit. 1247 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:13,750 How's everything since we, uh... 1248 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:17,214 It's been what, half a year? 1249 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,258 Yes. 1250 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,676 Miss the fog yet? 1251 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,755 It's actually a lot worse than you can even imagine. 1252 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,683 People take the day off when the sun comes out. 1253 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:29,055 Wow, that's the saddest thing I've heard all year. 1254 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,052 No, it was good. 1255 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:33,852 I mean, I got sun in Berlin and I have a master's now. 1256 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,228 Yay! 1257 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,151 Look at you, all educated. 1258 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,398 Yeah. 1259 01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:43,201 How are you? 1260 01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:46,327 Good. Yeah. 1261 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:48,996 Same deal with work, 1262 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:54,294 but they re paying me more now, so, that's chill. 1263 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:59,420 How about you? What's the future like for Laura? 1264 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:00,510 Oh, my god! 1265 01:09:03,056 --> 01:09:05,297 At least you've got a master's now? 1266 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:09,259 You know it works better if you don't say it like a question. 1267 01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:14,222 Um, yeah. 1268 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:18,856 No, I'm still kinda in the same place and feeling the same... 1269 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,442 I don't even know what the word is. 1270 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:24,865 Inherently dissatisfied. 1271 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,534 - I wasn't thinking quite that sad. - Okay. 1272 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:31,206 I'm thinking more like figuring things out still, but, yeah. 1273 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,749 Inherently dissatisfied sounds better. 1274 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:38,667 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking around. 1275 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:42,125 That's okay but, yeah, no. 1276 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,799 I'm just again trying to decide what to do. 1277 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:47,843 Yeah, I feel that. 1278 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:50,050 Yeah, between moving and like finding a job, 1279 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:53,845 I don't have a ton of time to ponder, so that's nice. 1280 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,773 I don't know if you know what nice means. 1281 01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,225 Probably not. 1282 01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,440 How are things outside of work? 1283 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:10,996 All right, um, a little bit of drinking, 1284 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:13,539 a little bit of not drinking, 1285 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:16,493 a little bit of traveling around California, 1286 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,043 which has been nice. 1287 01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,792 That does sound nice. =yeah. 1288 01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:21,372 The mountains are pretty cool. 1289 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:25,255 They've got tons of rocks and snow. 1290 01:10:26,472 --> 01:10:30,090 Really just a bunch of stuff that you can throw at other stuff 1291 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:33,392 which is pretty much the most fun a kid could have. 1292 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,812 Oh, my god! I'm glad your sense of humor is still strange. 1293 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:43,695 What about you? What kind of fun did you get into after everything? 1294 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:48,275 Ooh, uh, honestly I kinda just went out a lot. 1295 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,954 Super honestly, um, 1296 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:58,626 I was pretty miserable and did a lot of drinking. 1297 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:01,420 - So0, yeah, you know. - The healthy way out? 1298 01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:02,587 Yeah. 1299 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:04,801 How about now? 1300 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:09,758 Better. I think. 1301 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,806 Yeah, better. 1302 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:18,938 Yeah. - I've made some changes for the better, so. 1303 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:23,894 Uh, would you say you're doing better? 1304 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:25,319 Yeah, better. 1305 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,398 Like better or...? 1306 01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:31,109 I mean, maybe better than better actually, you know. 1307 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,445 Perhaps the betterest. 1308 01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:35,905 If you will. 1309 01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,909 Mmm. 1310 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,055 You know how when you travel 1311 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,204 or like when people are traveling, they're always like, 1312 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:58,140 "I feel so aware when I'm traveling” 1313 01:11:58,231 --> 01:12:00,847 and like discovering this new culture makes me feel 1314 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,807 like all my worries are like so silly. 1315 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:07,566 Uh, yeah, you mean the, "going to Thailand was amazing, 1316 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:10,399 and it's so amazing to travel the world, 1317 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:12,358 and life is amazing” 1318 01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:14,489 approach to "finding yourself”, 1319 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,287 also known as being rich as shit. 1320 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:21,789 And you know or pretending everything's okay. 1321 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:24,086 Yeah. No, it's fucking bullshit, isn't it? 1322 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,959 Il mean, like it is and it isn't but, yeah. 1323 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:27,506 Hey, you don't have to convince me. 1324 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:31,211 I mean, I love traveling and food while I'm traveling. 1325 01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:34,593 But, yeah, I mean, finding yourself on vacation 1326 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,096 has gotta be probably one the worst clichés 1327 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:40,144 this side of "everything happens for a reason.” 1328 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:43,018 Yeah, exactly. 1329 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,316 Yeah, I mean like for me at least I felt like 1330 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:51,064 the moments of traveling that were the most beneficial were when... 1331 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:52,845 I mean, it kinda like could have been anywhere. 1332 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:57,203 Like it was like the moments where I was the most miserably alone, you know, 1333 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,746 and just had to live with myself. 1334 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,744 Yeah, I'd agree with that. 1335 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,326 So, I take it things are fun? 1336 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,920 No, I'm just complaining. Things are very good. 1337 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,499 Yeah. Gotta do it sometimes. 1338 01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:15,304 I gotta be honest though, I think, 1339 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:19,600 sometimes even with living with yourself 1340 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:23,600 and even like enjoying yourself as a person 1341 01:13:23,691 --> 01:13:28,435 really doesn't lift the weight of, 1342 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,862 you know, what we talked about way back 1343 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:36,652 about being trapped by having so many options. 1344 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,236 I don't know if that like... 1345 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,571 No, no. I remember it. Yeah. 1346 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,536 No, I felt like... 1347 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:45,243 I felt like at first, you know, 1348 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:48,922 being present was like really helpful and like, you know, 1349 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,090 just kinda like choosing how to do your things 1350 01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:55,295 or like perceive experiences and stuff. 1351 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:58,677 But it kinda got tiring. 1352 01:13:58,768 --> 01:13:59,768 And like... 1353 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,856 Like I know that receiving information and experiences 1354 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:09,685 was like, of course, good for me, 1355 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:13,146 but... I don't know. 1356 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,572 I guess it kinda feels weird 1357 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:18,743 to just be like learning about things and about yourself 1358 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:21,286 and to like not get anywhere, 1359 01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:24,269 you know, just like I'm still completely unprepared to answer the question 1360 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:25,646 of like what I want to do with my life. 1361 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,833 And it's like after all this time and education and everything, 1362 01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,629 it's still like I'm doing the same shit, 1363 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:32,456 which is, yeah, basically my fucking life. 1364 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:40,673 I guess as long as I'm not fucking things up more. 1365 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:44,010 You know, I kinda think 1366 01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:46,972 sometimes it's the only thing you can do. 1367 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,021 I did miss you. 1368 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:58,570 I missed you too. 1369 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,589 Moving back to Portland? 1370 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,636 Um, no. 1371 01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:23,132 I'm going to go home, figure things out. 1372 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:26,176 That's chill. 1373 01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:27,853 California misses you. 1374 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,726 Yeah, what? 1375 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:34,147 1 don't know. I'm just saying shit. 1376 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:41,700 Should we head inside? 1377 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,278 Get new drinks? 1378 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,533 Oh, yeah. 1379 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:50,951 - Let's do it. - Okay. 1380 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,854 What we should talk about is the graduation story. 1381 01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:15,684 - Yeah, yeah. - Right? 1382 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,171 When they're out of reach... 1383 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,173 I'm tired. 1384 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,809 That makes sense. 1385 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,603 You did literally just fly across the world. 1386 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:53,525 True. 1387 01:16:57,238 --> 01:16:58,444 Are you trying to head out? 1388 01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:00,691 No, I'm alright. 1389 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:03,952 Cool. 1390 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,093 I'm sorry. 1391 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,392 No, don't be. 1392 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:40,989 Hey there. 1393 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:45,149 Hi. 1394 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:51,872 This is new. What does it say? 1395 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,745 Oh, yeah. 1396 01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:57,211 - Could be worse. - Oh, my god! You would. 1397 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:00,463 I try. 1398 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,196 Hi. 1399 01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:34,165 No, I'm okay. I oversiept in... where are we? 1400 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,333 Echo park. Echo park. 1401 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:42,749 Okay. Okay, cool. I'll be over soon then. 1402 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:43,958 Yeah, I'll figure it out. 1403 01:18:45,179 --> 01:18:46,179 Okay, thanks. 1404 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,096 You, uh, need a ride? 1405 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:57,851 Oh, um... really? 1406 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,352 Yeah, it's a fucking car ride not a kidney. 1407 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:03,777 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1408 01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:05,550 Where's your... Where does your friend live? 1409 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,064 Let me pull it up. 1410 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,649 It's... it's my cousin, it's... Oh! 1411 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:11,902 Yeah, that's right here. 1412 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,087 - Thanks for the ride. - No problem. 1413 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:32,885 Uh... 1414 01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:35,263 Let me know if you're visiting again. 1415 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,970 It was... It was good to see you. 1416 01:19:38,065 --> 01:19:39,646 Yeah, it was good to see you too. 1417 01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:43,817 Have a good day. =you too. 1418 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:46,111 Good luck with everything. 1419 01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:47,198 Thank you. 1420 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,695 Thank you, again for the ride. 1421 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,151 No problem. 1422 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:31,652 All right, cool. Bye. 1423 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:34,151 Bye. 1424 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:01,386 You alright? 1425 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:04,224 Yeah, yeah. I'm just pretty tired. 1426 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:06,562 It seems to be a thing with you. 1427 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:08,143 Is it? 1428 01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:12,823 Yeah, I mean, I get it. It's... it's whatever. 1429 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,237 Next time we go out, 1430 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:19,823 we should just not and like take a nap instead. 1431 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,123 Okay. 1432 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:23,121 I could... I could do that. 1433 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,794 Yeah, but it's always very fun. 1434 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,000 Good. 1435 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:16,177 Hey, I'm going to head out. 1436 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:19,806 Ry and get some sleep this time. 1437 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,427 I'll see you. 1438 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:31,227 Hi, future me. This is Michael. 1439 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:34,984 You know that already because you're me. 1440 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:38,825 Uh, anyhow this is day one 1441 01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:43,531 of Michael's poorly planned road trip to fix his fucking head 1442 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,911 or at least take some real time off. 1443 01:22:46,044 --> 01:22:49,536 I'd like to remind future me why I'm on this trip. 1444 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,543 This year was dumb. Last year was dumb. 1445 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:55,376 And next year will probably be dumb. 1446 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:59,885 I hate my job even though it's not that bad and pays well. 1447 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:03,308 Give a shit about a girl who's hundreds of miles away 1448 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:07,604 while another girl who's too good for me or at least seems pretty chill 1449 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:08,931 is waiting for my time. 1450 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:11,187 I'm healthy, I have enough money, 1451 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,485 which is pretty much anything I've ever asked for, 1452 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:16,780 but despite my best efforts to ignore it, 1453 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:19,153 my head is still completely fucked 1454 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,953 which is naturally a bit irritating. 1455 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,497 And I have no idea what the fuck to do about it, 1456 01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:29,702 so I'm taking this trip to, uh, to do anything... 1457 01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:34,961 Just something new, just to do something different. 1458 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:39,336 I guess this is the best I've felt for a while, 1459 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:41,513 probably a long time. 1460 01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:44,512 Anyway, I'm hungover 1461 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,265 and seem to be out of things to say. 1462 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:49,938 So, I'll return to this later. 1463 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:53,896 God speed to me I guess.