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♪ Don't fear the shadows on the wall ♪
♪ It's the light that lets the shadows dance at all ♪
- Are you recording?
- [Demetrius] Yeah, I think so.
- Here, turn it.
Hold on.
Got it.
Like that. See?
Looks good, right?
- [Demetrius] Okay, Miss Perfect.
- You're right.
- What do you exactly see in Anthony?
(laughing)
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
I'm serious.
I just wanna know.
You're the best friend.
Gotta make sure everything is good, you know.
Leading up to that big day.
- I know.
- The big excitement.
- You're actually making me more nervous, right?
You know this, right?
- A little bit.
That's my thing.
That's my thing, that's what I do.
- That's what you do?
You don't calm me down?
- That's what I do.
You excited about yoga class?
- Oh, of course.
You're gonna love it.
You haven't been here yet, right?
- I still don't understand why
you have to record everything that you do.
- Because, as you know, I've worked really hard
at building a following and my followers like to see me.
- Sounds to me like you like the attention.
- [Veronica] Oh my God, I feel so much
more peaceful already.
So zen in here guys.
Hey guys!
- Hey!
- Haven't seen them in forever.
This place is just bringing me so much more peace
and I can't wait for y'all to meet
my mentor, Amy.
She's amazing.
So I just want you guys to know,
in order to embrace the teacher within,
sometimes you must be a student.
Alright, let's go in.
Amy!
- Oh my God!
(chattering)
See that.
(laughing)
I don't know what's going on with this,
what's happening?
- I mean, I don't know.
Someone's getting married.
- When, when?
- Next week.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
- I brought a friend, I brought Demetrius with me.
- Demetrius, hello.
- You don't mind if he records, right?
I told you about-- - Of course not.
I know, yeah. - Thank you.
- So let's everybody come to easy pose, seated.
Whatever's comfortable.
If this isn't comfortable, sustainable,
then move around.
Nobody cares.
So come seated, close your eyes.
Sit up nice and calm.
Let your hands fall wherever they fall in your lap
and let's just come into our breath.
Find your breath.
Listen to it come in.
And listen to it leave.
Feel it come in.
Feel it as it leaves.
I'm glad you came to do this today.
- I know.
- It's nuts.
- You're so sweet, thank you.
- Get you chilled out beforehand.
- I need it.
- Oh my God.
- I need it.
- But I am really hungry.
- I already told you we're not eating today.
- But I want my chicken nuggets.
- Honestly.
Are you?
You are such a baby.
I can't stand you.
- Well your (mumbling).
- Stop pouting.
You're the worst.
Stop, no.
- Just have some, you'll love them.
They're delicious.
Just have some.
(laughing)
(chattering)
You love 'em, you love 'em.
- Well, guys, that is another one for the books.
I want to give a special thank you to my gusband Demetrius.
Best gusband a girl could ever have.
- Ain't that the truth?
- All right, guys, so, I just want to, I'm feeling it
in my spirit to really talk to you guys,
so you guys can get to know me,
just a little bit more.
I know you see me as one thing.
I come talk to you guys every day,
but I don't know if y'all really know me
like my background, so I just wanted to put it out there
so you guys will know.
Something that you don't know about me
is that I used to be painfully shy.
Like really, really bad.
And I'm still an introvert, but I don't know,
just being on social media and being able to
connect with you guys every day,
being on Facebook, even yoga has just like really
helped me to come out of my shell.
And I just felt like as my audience grew more
and as I got more friends and you guys,
of course, I call you my friends, but as I've gotten
to know you all more, and just feeling your love
and support, it's just really made me grow as a person.
And I'm just really grateful for you guys.
I just want to thank you personally from
the bottom of my heart for that.
It really brings me so much joy.
And I'm like eternally grateful.
And so, look, guys.
All right, old man.
Why you moving so slow?
- I ain't old.
It's all the stuff you done pack,
what did you put in here, woman?
- [Veronica] You do look like Carlton.
- Like I'm about to go golfing.
- Do the dance. - I'm not going
to do the dance.
I won't do the dance.
I won't do it.
Can't stop doing the thing.
I won't do this dance no more.
- [Veronica] That was perfect, you looked hot.
- We just got. - Can you please
put these bags in the car?
- I'm trying, but it takes me a little bit
to lift the whole house into a truck.
- [Veronica] Oh my God.
I need everything in that bag, OK?
- Do you? - I do.
- Why's that? - Because.
When you leave something, you're gonna be thanking me later.
- Am I? - Yes.
- I'm already thanking you now.
- All right. - What you got.
(laughing)
Everywhere.
I'm going to mind my business, where you going?
- What is that? - This that mind
your business tool.
(laughing)
- So are you going to tell me what it is?
- It is my little friend in which I am going to
record this entire illustrious vacation
because once I am done editing it together,
you, my dear, will be thanking moi.
- You're so sweet.
- My wife. - Oh, that's cute.
- I'm French, baby, did you hear that?
- I never heard that word.
- Uh huh, moi.
- What does that mean? - Moi.
Moi.
It means give me a kiss.
(laughing)
- Come on, let's go.
(laughing)
- It is too late.
♪ It is too late to apologize ♪
Yep.
Got you like that, clank clank.
Clank clank, handcuffs, baby.
- It is handcuffs.
All right, guys, so we are actually on our way
to our honeymoon location.
And, I know, we rented like this really gorgeous house
by the beach. - Yes we did.
- How many homes?
How many rooms did you say was in it?
- OK, first of all, I'm not renting more than one.
- Not renting more. - I don't have that
kind of money, I don't know what your mom
told you about me.
But I don't have that kind of money.
But this particular one has a number of rooms,
a lot, a lot, a lot.
And we will christen each and every one of them
from the kitchen to the living room to the bedroom.
♪ From the window to wall ♪
♪ Skeet skeet skeet ♪
- Don't say that.
♪ Skeet skeet skeet skeet ♪
I am so sorry to all my.
Shut up.
We're on camera.
- OK, sorry guys.
- So the owners of the home that we're renting, please,
like forgive me husband.
I swear, we're not.
I'm so embarrassed.
(guitar strumming)
(humming)
- I don't want to be a witness.
Have to call me in, subpoena me.
- Like oh wow, our high school reunion.
Babe. - Yes?
Ah.
It works.
- Is this the neighborhood?
- What do you think?
- Babe.
(laughing)
This is gorgeous, oh my God.
Anthony, are you sure this is the house?
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
This house is crazy. - It's the perfect place
to bring my bride on our honeymoon.
- [Veronica] You're such a charmer.
(laughing)
Hi. - Allen Crosby,
we spoke on the phone. - Hi, Allen.
- I'm Anthony, this is my wife, Veronica.
- Nice to meet you.
- Man, the house looked good in the pictures,
but this, this is stunning.
- Well, she's a beauty.
You're gonna love it.
Let's go inside and have a look.
- OK, that's great.
- Take you long to get here? - No.
- Oh, wonderful. - Actually just
a straight shot through.
- Well, as you can see,
this is the glorious entrance right here.
Automatic door lock right here.
Nice feature.
Come on in.
- Front door closed. - First meet Alex.
The home is fully automated with a voice activated system
that controls a number of electronic things.
So if you want to control the lights,
if you want to watch TV, play a little music,
just go ask Alex. - I can get used
to living like this. - Well, I think you're
gonna love the amenities that this house has to offer.
First things first, I wanted to show you your sanctuary.
Master bedroom, seating area.
Large screen television.
Of course, king bed.
And it all leads into a very luxurious bathroom.
- Wow, this is nice.
And the shower has room for two.
- This gourmet kitchen has everything you need
to prepare a gourmet meal, except the lobster.
That's on you.
- Oh, right, right.
- I've noticed that you've been videoing our little tour
so far. - Yeah, my wife,
she likes to record these things for social media following
and all that kind of stuff.
- That's fine.
Your phones may not get a good signal inside of the house.
- At all? - Well, there is Wi-Fi,
and of course, outside, you should be able
to make a phone call just fine.
- Oh, OK. - I did want to point out,
also, there's another security camera here.
And I think this will make you feel comfortable,
make you feel safe.
- Yeah, I feel safer already.
- Awesome.
Well, you want to go take a look at something
down the hall I think you'll like.
(chattering)
This I think you're really gonna like.
- Yeah, I like this.
- Complete home gym. - Think you're gonna
get ripped in a week, baby?
That's a no.
- Hey, I got a good idea, let me stop you right there.
- OK. - I should point out,
the owners are in Europe right now,
so these rooms are off limits.
They're not actually part of the rental,
but just so you know, it's nothing up here
but extra bedrooms.
- Gotcha. - But I will show you
the game room. - It is quaint, though.
- Yeah, it is.
I will show you the game room.
- Please, after you.
Exercise, watch television. - That view.
- From here, you have a beautiful view of the lake.
- [Veronica] Yes.
Oh my God.
I know exactly where I'm doing my yoga in the morning.
- [Allen] Oh, you said you were a yoga instructor,
is that right?
- Yeah, I am. - So you have time
for downward dog and real estate, right?
- [Veronica] I make it work, you know?
- My compliment. - Thank you.
- This is your own private oasis, right here.
The pool is heated.
There's a fire pit to the left.
And even have a barbecue grill for all of your
culinary masterpieces outside.
- Steaks and scrimps, steaks and scrimps, baby.
- Well, you two should feel blessed.
I didn't have a place like this for my honeymoon.
- Why not? - Never was married.
(laughing)
I hope you have a wonderful stay, relax.
It's an absolutely fabulous property.
- Wow. - Beautiful, isn't it?
- Up close and personal. - Yes it is.
Have a shaded pergola.
It's beautiful, very relaxing.
- [Veronica] This is so gorgeous and peaceful.
- [Anthony] This is nice.
This is very nice. - Honestly, it's so perfect.
- You probably want to get rid of me now.
(laughing)
I just want to mention one other thing.
There is an alarm code for the house.
It's one seven one eight.
It's also the code for the front door lock.
- OK. - 1718.
- Perfect.
- I don't know what else there is to show you,
I will say that if you want to visit our little town,
it's very quaint, lots of shopping, restaurants.
I think there's a festival going on.
Very safe, except for the occasional troublemaker
that comes through town, but we have a beautiful beach.
Very private, very relaxing.
So you have lots to choose from.
- [Anthony] Good, good, good.
- You two, enjoy your stay.
- Thanks. - Front door open.
- Allen was nice. - Front door closed.
- Very nice and secure. - And secure.
- I feel safe.
- I don't have any friends, I'm married.
(laughing)
That was kind of interesting.
- I know. - A lot of cameras
around, though, but they don't get a shot of,
they don't get.
And they said, "Don't worry, all
"the roller coasters assimilate."
And that turned out to be a lie.
They were not, they were actually real roller coasters.
We met the devil today.
- We did meet the devil. - In your town.
Devil brought us home. - So the devil lives
in a quaint, quiet town off the beach.
- He does.
I did make a deal with the devil,
but I mean, the devil, we got this.
Watch this.
Alex.
Play jazz.
(jazz music)
OK, Alex, stop.
- OK. - See how that works?
She's happy.
- I am happy.
I can't lie, it's gorgeous.
- It is gorgeous, you're gorgeous.
- Thanks, pup.
He did good, y'all. - I did good.
- This house is like really dope.
- I did good.
Give myself 10 fives.
(clapping)
That was 10 of 'em.
In case you counted, I know some of y'all
out there counting.
- Anyways, guys, we are exhausted.
We had an amazing day, but I think we're about
to shut it down.
All right?
You are so weird.
- No I'm not. - Oh my God.
Can you please go set the alarm?
- I'm going to set it off is what I'm gonna do.
- [Veronica] What are you talking about?
- Alex.
Play stripper music. - Alex doesn't have
stripper music. (bombastic music)
Oh my God, she played it.
- Stripper music. - Oh my goodness.
Work it.
Of course.
All that magic.
Mmm, ooh.
Yes.
- What is it called? - I do not know, sorry.
18 something? - 18 once.
1718.
(beeping)
(low ominous rumbling)
- All right, guys, so we decided to take a nice little drive
through this really cute quaint little town.
We're actually just looking for somewhere good to eat.
- Yes because we have definitely worked up an appetite.
- We have worked up appetites.
- Appetite, I say appetite.
- I'm personally not gonna go into details
of how all of that. - You've got to give
some details, baby, that's the only way you can do it.
- Gloss right on over that. - It's not right.
Well it's good that, you know, I brought some of this
camera stuff with me, then, so that we can get
a lot of it on camera, show 'em, you know,
what we've been up to.
And I also bought, you remember the box
that came to the house the other day?
- I do. - That, my darling,
was a drone.
So I'm gonna get some aerial shots and I think that's
gonna look really nice once we put this thing together.
- I have a confession.
I feel bad now because I thought you was just buying junk.
And now you're going to use it for me.
- See, it was all for you.
(chattering)
Trying to figure out when to cross, when not to cross.
- Oh, wow.
- I'm not even looking, hey, hey.
- This place is interesting.
- This place is very interesting.
It's like playing Jenga getting these glasses
off of here. - Is it?
- Yep, and I won. - You've got the most fabulous
glasses that you can.
(laughing)
You look like a rapper from the '80s.
- Check me out, I am, this is good, babe.
I think I should wear these to sleep tonight.
Because your beauty blinds me, that's why I would wear them.
- Next to this here.
Take that. - Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
They got two heads.
Two heads are better than one.
- Don't start that. - OK, you right,
you right, you right.
Blue hair right here, too.
Oh, look at her.
She is to die for.
Oh my goodness.
She is to die for.
- That's a nice skirt, actually.
- It's something. - Here.
Real sexy in them pants, baby.
We should go to like one of these Victorian type parties
or something, right?
- And do what? - And wear these clothes.
- You want me?
(laughing)
- [Veronica] No, I'd be the slave.
(laughing)
(chattering)
- Perfect. - Really?
Babe. - What's up?
- [Veronica] I think this guy over here is.
Don't make it obvious.
Tattoos on his neck and the hat.
(chattering)
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, that was creepy.
- That was weird. - No, uh uh.
OK, I'm freaked out, let's just go.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I want to get
out of here.
Let's go.
- [Anthony] Maybe they'll hit me, maybe they won't.
- OK.
(chattering)
- Yeah, I love the structure of this city.
(humming)
- [Veronica] Still love ya.
- Do we know, did we find out how much that?
A million?
How much? - 39.
- $40? - Yep.
- [Veronica] Mm, that ain't bad.
That's real cute.
- I do, I think so.
(chattering)
- [Veronica] I think you should put that at the bar.
(laughing)
- That's what I was thinking, that's so funny.
- [Veronica] Babe, babe, look, is that, the guy
was following us earlier.
I mean, you missed him.
He's freaking me out.
I'm pretty sure I just saw that guy.
From the other store.
- The tattoo guy? - Yes.
Go check.
- He was here? - I am positive
that was just him.
What should we do? - Don't worry about it.
- Oh my God, he's getting close,
he's getting real close.
My God, I can't.
Help, help, help me.
Shit, oh my God.
He's like up close.
He is up on the car, he's so fucking bold.
You can't be serious.
What the fuck was that?
(sighing)
- Video journal entry number 148.
I believe I found the next two people.
I lost them for now, but I will find them again.
- Come on, baby. - Come on, baby.
(chattering)
- [Veronica] Sorry, baby, next one.
Oh, man.
Oh.
- Got us a blue bear.
She put her money on the blue.
I'm not afraid of a roller coaster.
- You're not? - No.
It's just that heights sometimes and I don't agree, right?
So when we don't agree, and the wind is blowing.
Ahoy, mates.
Here we are aboard the Anthony Kingslow, eh?
To me is how a pirate sounds.
Ahoy, mate. - I don't think
that's how the pirates.
- Got to put money in.
They charge you for everything.
- What are you looking at? - They charge you
for everything.
In the ghetto, this is what we used to do in the hood.
When we used to get to this, we just used to look
through the hole, and pretend that we could see something.
Oh, mama, look, I can see the ships out there,
but it's really not a ship.
We just looking through this little hole right here.
Really not focused on nothing.
And we were satisfied, Mama didn't have to pay her money.
We was good pretenders.
We had fun.
- Give me a kiss.
- I haven't been this way in a long time.
- I've got to catch this sunset, though.
- Work is so stressful sometimes, look at that.
Isn't that beautiful? - It so good.
- Amazing.
- [Veronica] Just gorgeous.
- But nowhere near as amazing as you.
- You heard that?
Say it again.
- But nowhere near as amazing as you.
- Love it.
We in this together. - Are we?
- Through thick and thin.
'Til the end.
- That's not high to you?
- It's not high.
- Oh, that's high to me. - It's so.
- Oh my God.
Look how, look how fucking high, look how high this is.
- High. - This is high.
- It's not that high, babe.
Feeling better?
- Yes. - Yes.
You're good, I got you.
I always got you.
- OK, we are the ones at the tippy top.
- We're not at the tippy. - Yeah, it feel like it.
It feel like it.
I can't stop.
- I'm still here with you.
- I can't stop.
- I'm still here with you. - I can't stop.
I looked down.
She lied, baby.
Was more than seven times. - You on the ground.
- I'm on the ground. - You're on the ground, babe.
You did it.
(zooming)
- Hey, what's going on, guys?
Excuse me, I'm still trying to wake up a little bit.
But we had a long day yesterday.
As you can see, the queen is still sleeping.
But I figured today I would try
and make her breakfast in bed.
I think I'll treat her right today.
(humming)
Alex, play me some rhythm and blues.
(R and B music with indistinct vocals)
(chattering)
- Hey, good morning, guys.
I am just waking up.
This beautiful bed.
I slept so well last night.
Let me tell you.
You like my new yoga outfit?
I got this cute little outfit.
Oh.
Mm. - Something so delicious.
- That smells good. - It is.
- What is this?
Hey, y'all, look at this meal.
Baby getting down there cooking.
- Told you so.
I told you so.
I burned in the kitchen.
(laughing)
- What is this? - It is a,
I picked it out.
Good wealth.
You're supposed to wear it around your neck.
- Oh, OK, like a necklace.
I actually went you to come to yoga with me today.
Bae is gonna come do yoga with me today.
By the lake.
Because it's gorgeous outside
and he wants to get healthy.
- We'll get healthy.
Very healthy.
- OK, see, OK, you're taking this to something else.
(laughing)
Good morning.
Thank you for joining me today.
As you can see, I have a very special guest,
my new hubby, Anthony.
- Hi.
- Inhaling.
Deeply.
Your own level of comfort, OK?
So don't feel like you have to do too much.
Don't feel like you have to keep up.
We're all going at our own pace, OK?
All right.
And just make sure that you have
a very beautiful week, guys.
Namaste.
- Is that the door bell?
- I think so.
- You expecting someone?
- No, you don't think the tattoo guy followed you, do you?
(chattering)
- Who is it? - I'm Rachael Schaefer.
- Some white woman.
- Good morning.
I'm Rachael Schaefer, I'm living down the street
and I heard Allen was renting out the house,
so I wanted to come by and say hello.
- Hi. - Hey, how are you?
- Is that for us? - Oh, yes, yes.
If you don't mind.
So, Allen told me that you are on your honeymoon.
- Yeah.
- I think it is so precious.
Are you planning to have babies
or are you pregnant already?
- I mean, yeah, we do plan on having kids,
just not right now.
- But how you like the house?
- It's nice.
It's really nice.
- It's a very beautiful home.
I'm sorry, who did you say you are again?
- I'm Rachael Shaefer, I'm living down the street.
But I'm telling you, all the renters here in this house,
they always have a great, exciting time, yeah.
So, but anyway, I brought you something to munch on
and don't be bashful if you need something.
- That was so weird. - What the hell?
Don't be bashful if you need something.
- I'm about to slap her in her face.
- Don't slap her, baby. - Touch my man, come on.
- Hey, no, wait a minute.
Don't slap her.
Pinch her, don't slap her.
- So, as you all know, I am all about reflecting
and really focusing in on things that make me grateful.
And I just want to encourage you all
to work hard at it, too.
It doesn't matter your circumstances
or where you come from, you can really achieve greatness,
but you just have to reflect and look inside.
(knocking)
Anthony?
Is that you?
(knocking)
Anthony.
I swear, if that man is messing with me.
(knocking)
- Rachael alone at the door. - Mother fucker.
Oh my God.
That is not funny, Anthony. - Hey, you say it,
you can't be salty, you got to leave that to me.
I'm just saying now.
(laughing)
You turned a whole nother color.
- You scared me so bad. - That was funny.
- That was not funny, no it's not funny.
Don't make me kick your ass.
You're gonna make me kick your ass.
- [Anthony] What would Jesus do?
- What would I do when I kick your ass?
It's not funny to me, for real.
- I'm just saying.
That was by far the funniest thing that I've seen.
- Hilarious. - Back door open.
- Look, it wasn't me, I swear.
I'm serious. - You really got to stop.
- It wasn't me.
Nothing.
- [Computer] Back door closed.
(laughing)
OK, I see what this is.
This is you getting me back, right?
- [Computer] Back door open.
Back door closed.
- I'm leaving. - No, no, no, wait.
It was the wind.
But that first one was you.
The first one was you.
No, it had to have been you.
The door does not open by itself.
I've been on this Earth for 139 years.
- Did you turn the lights on?
- Alex.
Cut off the bedroom lights.
Alex, cut off the bedroom lights.
This fucking house.
- Good morning everyone.
Usually I would do yoga by the pool in the morning,
but today I just feel like lounging by the pool.
Got my cute little bikini on.
It is so peaceful and beautiful out.
(ominous music)
Hello?
Hey, hon. - What's going on?
I got your food, it's in the kitchen.
- Thanks, but there was this lady.
Who was watching me, so weird.
- What? - Some lady
was over there watching me.
- Watching you? - Yes, watching me.
- Maybe she a lesbian.
I'm just saying.
Look, I told you about my aunt who got that weird
back ass yard that you know the bald headed, the one,
with the Joe Dirt, that hang out.
I told you about my aunt who got that weird ass
backyard neighbor who watch.
I'm saying, bees attract honey, that's all I'm saying, baby.
- This orange juice? - It is all the way live.
- It's popping. - I can appreciate
everything about it.
Oh, this actually does have big.
I don't like the way it looks, so I'm gonna use this one.
- What?
What happened? - I don't know.
Alex, keep playing music.
- Alex, play music.
- Oh my God, are you serious?
- I thought this place was supposed to be so high end.
- I thought the same thing.
Maybe Ronnie use your wife on the voice.
- Alex, play music.
- No, no, no, no, she was more like Alex, play music.
- Alex, play the music.
(laughing)
Play the damn music, bitch, OK?
Sick of that. - Alex, play the music.
(doorbell ringing)
- Seriously? - Can you see who
that is while I try to figure out what's going on here?
- Just trying to eat.
Goodness. - Alex, play music.
Ooh, Alex, watch Veronica.
- Front door open. - Hi.
- Hi, hi, I'm James, we, this is Susan,
we live just down the, wow, I've got to tell ya.
I always wanted to know what it looked like inside here.
- OK. - This is incredible.
I'm so jealous.
- So, we're huge fans and we love watching you
while you do yoga. - Thank you.
- I do yoga while I watch you, as well.
I'm always watching you.
- She's better at it than I am, but what can I do?
- OK. - I'm sorry, this is rude.
This is for you.
- Oh, no, you didn't have to get me anything.
- Oh, no, please, I insist. - It's for you.
We really want you to like it.
- I hope you like it. - Are you gonna be
going live later? - I understand.
I understand-- - Just like a personal thing
for my-- - No, no.
Embarrassing. - I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, don't. - And we're on our
honeymoon, so it's just, you know.
- We just wanted you to maybe watch us
while we watched you or something.
- Well, I really want to thank you guys for your gifts.
So if you don't mind, I'd just like to get back to.
- We can have breakfast.
- I'd love to see you around town later.
But if you don't. - Oh, OK.
- No, they're right, we should go, we should really go.
- It was very lovely to meet you guys.
- Will you be on later? - I will be, yes.
- That's great. - We'll be watching you.
- Thank you so much.
It was lovely meeting you guys and I appreciate the gift.
- Always watching Veronica Jackson.
- [Computer] Front door open.
Front door closed.
- What is that?
- I don't know.
We got another gift.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
- Where, who this come from?
- Some neighbors, who apparently watch my yoga channel.
- This is, this is-- - Weird.
- Very, but what?
I don't understand, what are these supposed to be,
like little brat dolls?
- I think they're supposed to be me.
But I'm not sure.
- Except it's got the whole, the head thing is not.
I don't understand that.
I don't understand, why is the black doll at the bottom?
I just want to talk about it.
- Is that what? - No, I got to talk
about this. - Out of this whole gift,
that's what you got? - I got to record this,
because this is not gonna work.
Yeah, look. - I'm gonna let you
handle that because that's creeping me out.
And it's actually really not funny.
- OK, well, I apologize. - Go burn it.
- Well, I'm gonna set this over here.
So that way we can enjoy our meal.
- [Veronica] Didn't you get the music to work?
What is going on? - I honestly did not.
- Video journal entry number 146.
Previous missing persons case, Martinez family.
I believe I found the right new bud.
Is it possible?
Next step to find Allen Croswell.
- Excuse me.
What are you doing here?
Don't record me with that thing.
How did you get in here? - Through the entrance.
- Smart ass. - I'm looking to buy a house,
was thinking of moving here.
- None of these houses are for sale.
You're trespassing.
You have no idea what you are fucking with.
So if I were you, I would get back in my SUV,
and then drive the fuck out. - Are you Allen Crosby?
- You have a five seconds to get the fuck out
of this neighborhood. - Or what?
- Or you won't like what comes next.
- [Diego] You know, you're right.
I wouldn't want to live in this neighborhood.
People here don't seem too friendly.
- Hey, hey.
Didn't you people used to cut each other's hearts out?
- [Diego] Only our enemies.
(dramatic sting)
(applauding)
- Lady with the neon. - Lady with the neon.
- OK, now ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna need a volunteer.
Lady with the neon.
(laughing)
- That is you, that is you.
- Now, Miss Veronica, can you please hand your purse
to my extremely tall assistant?
- I can do that.
- Thank you. - OK, now,
what I want you to do is give me five spins around.
- Five, all right.
One. - Everybody.
- [Crowd] Two, three, four, five.
- Did I do that all right?
- Now, I will put you in a trance.
You are going into a trance.
Now Veronica, you will kiss my extremely tall assistant.
- [Anthony] I don't think we're gonna do that part.
(laughing)
- Come on. - It was a nice try.
- Doesn't work for everybody. - Not everybody.
- Give her a round of applause.
(applauding)
- Thank you, thank you.
(laughing)
Thanks.
OK, can I get my bag? - That was amazing.
High five, bag. - Told you.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Told you. - We are live
and she just got sort of hypnotized.
- No I didn't, your girl didn't get hypnotized.
- It was an almost hypnotized.
But I didn't like the part where he tried to kiss her
because I don't know where his lips been.
(chattering)
This is amazing.
Gonna be amazing.
Can you see this? - Got it.
- Beer cream.
It's the best cream to ever exist.
I have the beard of the natural gods,
the original gods.
- One more.
That's so rude.
All right, guys, we're gonna enjoy this ice cream.
- We gonna enjoy this.
We gonna enjoy all of this ice cream.
I know. - That had me
cracking up the whole time.
But the part where he had that lady up there
doing the chicken, thinking she was a farm animal.
- She sounded a mess.
I shouldn't have, I'm happy I went up there, though.
- I'm glad you did, too, because you looked good.
You looked good, and you had fun.
So I'm glad you had fun.
Because that's why we are here, to have fun.
My little (foreign language spoken).
- I don't have my wallet.
- What? - Here, hold this real quick.
What's wrong, what happened, what do you mean?
- I can't, my wallet's gone. - I don't understand.
When's the last time you had it?
- Hold on, we were at that restaurant.
Before we saw those guys perform.
- [Anthony] What, what's wrong?
- That little shit from the street performance
took my wallet.
They took my fucking wallet.
I put my purse down, they took it off
and they took my wallet.
No, no, we're going back to go find 'em.
Come on, Anthony, get out the car.
Come on, right now.
- Uh uh, hold on, babe, I'm gonna record this
because I don't do nothing with the police
without recording it.
- Excuse me.
There was two guys over here performing earlier
and I think they stole my wallet.
- Can you describe these two men for me?
- Yeah, I think they were both Hispanic.
One was about five nine and the other one,
he was smaller.
- A midget?
(laughing)
- Could be five feet.
- OK, well, if we find the guys that fit your description,
we'll definitely question them about your wallet.
- Well, they're just gonna lie and say they didn't take it.
- Well, here's my card.
If anything else happens, just give us a call.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thanks. - Officer token.
- No fucking help.
- [Computer] Front door open.
- You want anything? - No.
- Thirsty?
Sure?
I could get in here and--
- I'm ready to go.
- Veronica, look. - I'm ready to go.
- Look, I understand, I know how you probably feel.
But listen, we're on our honeymoon, OK?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't do that, OK?
Look at me.
Look, it will always be good as long as we have each other.
Now we have each other.
Now you with me or against me?
You with me or against me?
Well, it really doesn't matter because now I have you.
Either way you like.
So.
Let's try to make the best of this, please?
Pretty please?
- I'm gonna go look some stuff up real quick.
I'll be right back.
- OK.
I'll be right here.
Waiting for you to come back.
Hey, what's going on, babe?
- Hey, babe. - You're not working, are you?
- [Veronica] No, just doing a little research.
- Research?
- Yeah. - Research on what?
- This house.
This neighborhood.
Just this whole town.
- I was just playing with you, but hey,
let me know if you find somebody that died in this house.
- Will do, babe. - Thank you.
Don't work too hard, stay up all night.
- Yes, sir. - Thank you.
Hey you.
Did you find out anything?
- Not really.
Just like stuff.
- Like what? - Just like this
entire gated community is owned by the same company.
- Well, I guess so, that's not that weird.
Allen did say he represented the whole community.
- Yeah, I guess.
- Going swimming?
- Yes.
(laughing)
- OK.
- I just had to clear my head.
- Yeah, OK.
Well, I'll see you in a second.
- I am about to test out this gorgeous pool tonight.
You're jealous aren't you?
You should be.
Good morning again, and welcome back to yoga with Veronica.
So, we are going to focus, fall as they may.
I want you to close your eyes and just imagine that.
So we're gonna cat cow.
Deep stretch.
And then release that back out.
(ominous music)
Hi guys.
I am taking a nice, hot, relaxing bubble bath, as you see.
So I want to encourage you all to find time
to just treat yourself and I don't know,
just take time to reflect.
And unwind.
And take a relaxing moment to yourself.
So I'm gonna sit back here and enjoy this bath
and I'll talk to you guys later.
(breathing)
(buzzing)
(chattering)
(music cutting in and out)
Alex, music off.
Music off.
Alex.
Anthony?
Anthony are you back? - Back door open.
- Anthony are you back? - Hello, please stay
on the line for. - Anthony?
Anthony, this isn't funny.
Anthony.
- Hey, Anthony, you enjoying the sun?
- Yeah, a little bit, just trying to get back into shape.
- I hear that, that is always a struggle.
Hey, do me a favor.
If you happen to see any sketchy, undesirable characters
out here, would you let me know?
- Undesirables.
What do you mean?
- So.
How's your stay been so far?
- Well, hasn't been dull, I can tell you that much,
but a few bumps here and there.
- Well, now that is marriage.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
It's up, it's down, it's like some kind of
crazy roller coaster.
(laughing)
- Yeah, well, I'm not much of a fan of roller coasters, so.
- That's why they have us say our vows.
Til death do us part, all of that?
(laughing)
- Right, right.
- So, I have to ask.
What is that little helicopter thing like a remote control?
- Oh, it's actually a drone.
Yeah, it records at high altitudes and follows you
by remote.
- Damn.
All this technology is officially over my head.
- Yeah.
- Hey, you have a great day, man.
I got to get going.
- Thanks. - Take it easy.
- You too.
- [Computer] Front door open.
- I want to get the hell out of here.
- Front door closed. - What's going on?
What happened?
- Did you just come in here a few minutes ago?
- No, no, no, baby, I was outside.
What's the problem, what's wrong?
- I don't like it here.
- What happened?
- I don't know, the door was opening.
- Oh, baby, hey, hey, hey.
Listen, listen, listen.
Just a glitch or something.
- It's not a glitch.
I heard someone come in the back door.
- Veronica, listen. - And I was in the bathtub.
- Honey, listen, it's OK, it's OK, listen, it's OK, it's OK.
It's OK, I'm here.
I'm here.
- Can't we please go home?
I don't like it here, it's really creepy.
- I understand, I understand, I get it, I get it.
I do.
I know this house is a little weird.
(chattering)
OK?
(ominous music)
- I think I know what the problem is with this.
Alex's main control unit has to be restarted.
- So everything should be fixed now?
- Yeah.
Should be.
- AC too? - Fine.
- And what about the lights flickering back and forth?
- Well, the system had to have an update.
So, when that restarts, you won't have to worry about that
anymore. - And the doors
opening and closing by themselves?
- Should be fine.
Look.
I feel terrible about everything that's happened.
The house, your wife getting her money stolen.
I'm gonna make sure you get a full refund.
- Really?
Wow, I mean, you don't have to--
- No, no, no, no.
It's the least we can do.
No one should start their marriage surrounded by chaos.
Let's end your honeymoon in paradise.
- Wow, really appreciate that Allen.
- Give your better half my best.
- I will.
Thank you.
So.
What do you want to do today?
- Actually, I think I'm gonna run to town
and get something to cook for later.
- OK, good, I'll go with you.
- I think I'm just gonna go by myself.
Can I get your card?
- Yeah.
You sure you're OK?
- Yeah, I'm sure. - You don't seem OK.
- I'm good, thanks, babe.
- Hey, hey.
Look at me.
What's wrong?
Is it me?
- That's not true.
I love you. - Love you most.
Love the way you walk away.
How it shakes.
How it makes me smile.
- Got some goodies, guys.
Healthy stuff, naturally, but also a little bit
of naughty stuff.
Kind of full balance.
Shit. - I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to frighten you.
- You scared me. - I didn't mean
to frighten you.
I figured you might want your wallet back.
The cash and credit cards are gone, I'm afraid.
- [Veronica] And how do I know you're not working
with those two con artists?
- I'm not working with anyone. - Why have you
been following me and my husband?
Are you a cop? - No, no,
Miss Kinslow, my name is Diego Forest,
I'm a private investigator out of New York City.
I was hired to investigate a missing persons case
from five years ago. - What does that
have to do with me?
- The two missing persons were last seen
renting out the same house in the same neighborhood
you and your husband Anthony are now staying in.
I've tried getting information from other people
in this town, but no one is talking.
- [Veronica] Maybe they don't know anything.
- With all due respect, I can tell the difference
between people not knowing anything
and when people are lying.
- [Veronica] Well, I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
- OK, look, OK, take this, take this, take this.
This is a list of names.
People who have gone missing.
If you don't believe me, just do your own research.
Look up something called the Order of the Second Circle.
If you want my help, just call the number
on the bottom, thank you.
God bless you.
- What the fuck was that?
My God.
The Order of the Second Circle?
He may well have said the fucking Illuminati.
What the?
These people are stressing me out, y'all.
- Video journal entry number 159.
I've made direct contact with Veronica Kinslow.
I don't know if she believes me or not.
Further surveillance will provide more answers.
Yeah.
- You got room for dessert?
- Not right now, OK?
- Hey.
You know I love you, right?
- You better. - No, I'm serious,
I'm just saying, you know, this honeymoon
being all bummy and whatnot.
This vacation hasn't really turned out
to be what I thought.
So, just want you to know that no matter what,
I will always be here for you.
- And.
- Yes?
- I spoke with that tattoo guy today.
- You OK?
Did he hurt you?
- Yeah, he didn't hurt me.
But he did tell me that he's a PI.
Investigating people who went missing
from this neighborhood.
He also gave me this.
- What is this, who are these people?
- It's a list of the people who went missing.
And he told me if I didn't believe him,
that I should look it up myself.
- Is this his phone number here?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna call this son of a bitch.
- Anthony. - I don't think this is--
- I want to check out his story.
- What if he's crazy? - And what if he's not?
- OK, OK.
Check it out.
And I will clean up.
- Thank you.
- Something you gonna have to learn by yourself.
You know, not to talk to strangers.
So what you find?
- These missing person cases are from all over the world.
- So you telling me that these people could have
been looked up anywhere online?
- Yeah, maybe.
But I also looked up this Order of the Second Circle.
I mean, I'm only able to find their,
like their charity work, but I don't know.
- Baby, I think tattoo boy is messing with you.
- You think so?
- I know so.
Listen.
We're only here 'til tomorrow.
So, let's try and enjoy ourselves.
And then tomorrow, we can
go home, hmm?
- OK.
(sultry music)
Hey guys.
It's our last night here.
You know, it really hasn't been perfect,
but overall it's been pretty good.
- Hey, baby. - Hey, hon.
- What's going on?
- What are you doing?
- I ran into Allen when I was jogging.
- OK. - And he mentioned
something about some undesirables.
- Undesirables, what does that mean?
- I don't know.
He kind of just avoided the whole conversation.
- That's weird.
- Yeah, well, he's kind of weird.
- His name is (foreign language spoken).
Bothering us this whole time.
- She loves you, I love you.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Your beard's in my eye.
(tense music)
Oh my God, it is nice and quiet.
- Too nice and quiet.
Alex, play us some jazz.
(jazz music)
(chattering)
Babe, why did people bring us stuff like this?
This is not a bag, this is canned goods.
This is what this is.
- You are so dramatic. - This is what you give
people in need.
No, she's trying to say we in need.
This is Kool-Aid.
I know M2020 when I see it.
- You love Kool-Aid.
M2020.
- And what is again, I just don't even understand.
- What are you doing?
- Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. - Drop it on the ground.
- This?
It's a spy cam.
- Is that one of yours?
- No.
No it's not. - Babe, where you going?
Babe, what are you doing?
- I am recording everything in this damn house
until we get the hell out of here tomorrow.
(ominous music)
Come here, baby.
Hey, what was the name of that, the group that
the tattoo guy told you about yesterday?
- Why? - Babe, just what was
the name of the group?
- The Order of the Second Circle.
(tense music)
I didn't see any of this last night.
- That's because this is the dark web
and you can find all kinds of.
Just, just keep packing our shit, please.
Just give me a few.
(ominous music)
Oh my God, Veronica, Veronica, look at this.
- What is that? - I don't know.
Oh shit.
- What is this?
(screaming)
What is that?
- It's us.
Right now.
(alarm sounding)
- Get the door, get the door.
Fuck, oh my God, come on, come on.
(dramatic music)
- Run, run.
(yelling and panting)
- What are we gonna do?
(screaming)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I don't have time to explain, OK?
We have to get out of this house.
- Tell us the shit right now.
- They found a way out.
- What the fuck?
(gun shooting)
(screaming)
(chattering)
- It's OK, it's OK, you see me, do you see me?
OK, when I shoot one of them, just grab
whatever weapons they have, OK?
Now stay behind me and watch my back.
- [Anthony] Come on baby, come on baby.
(dramatic music)
(gun shooting)
(crying)
(chattering)
(grunting)
- You OK? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Anthony] Holy shit, oh shit, oh shit, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
- Let's go.
- What do we do?
- [Anthony] What the fuck do you want?
Oh shit.
Fucking fuck.
(grunting)
(screaming)
Oh shit.
Oh.
(crying)
(whispering)
- Help me.
Help me.
Help me, help me.
(ominous music)
Help, help me.
Help.
Help, help me.
(ethereal music)
- Oh my gosh, it is beautiful.
I love it.
- Do you mind if we take pictures?
- Knock yourself out.
(melancholy music)
(dramatic music)