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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Other origins, other cultures,
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the hood is everyone together, mixed up.
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Laughter is what softens the hard life,
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and the crazy ones after some money
circumvent police cars.
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That's where the dance that makes
your hips move comes from,
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among danger, friends,
diplomas and the grave.
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He who makes our joy so pure,
with posture.
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Let's give a standing round of applause
to my friend: Thiago Ventura.
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Let's make some noise!
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It's the hood representing!
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That's right!
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Make some noise, Brazil!
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From Taboão da Serra to the planet.
You can sit now, my friends. Be cool.
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Welcome to my third comedy special.
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The first one was
Isso é Tudo Que Eu Tenho,
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where I talked about the importance
of comedy in my life.
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The second one is called Só Agradece,
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where I talked about all the fruits
that comedy earned me.
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And the third one is called POKAS,
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which is the philosophy of life
that brought me here, you know?
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If you know what "pokas" means, say "me."
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Me!
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I think it's crazy, you know?
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Because most people from the hood
know what pokas is.
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At the same time, I look at the audience
and see people saying, "No."
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For those who don't know,
it comes from pokas...
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Ideia.
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And pokas ideia is pokas ideia,
no matter where you are.
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So, let's do this:
I'm going to say a word,
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and if you think the treatment
has to be pokas ideia,
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answer all together, "Pokas."
Right? Let's do it.
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-Rapists?
-Pokas.
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People going to a school
and shooting everyone?
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Pokas.
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People who ask for a sip of your Yakult?
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Pokas.
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Did you realize the Yakult sip
was louder than the rapist?
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And that shows that the country
has principles.
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It's okay to rape, but don't mess
with people's lactobacillus.
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When I started to popularize my videos,
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about 70% of my demand,
you know, were dudes.
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And only 30% were girls, but today
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it's 50% dudes
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and 50% female troublemakers.
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The girls who follow me are my type,
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they don't take crap from anybody,
you know?
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That's right.
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The girls are hot-headed.
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The other day, I was checking the comments
of my video on YouTube, you know?
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And there was a guy who said,
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"Hey man, honestly,
you haven't been funny in two years."
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And this girl wrote, "Really?
Stop following him then, fuck you."
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And I said, "Damn, she has my back."
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So I have one just for women.
Come on, women.
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Is it pokas or not for that friend
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that says she's your friend
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but when you break up with your man,
she makes a move on him?
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Pokas!
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It's crazy stuff, right ladies?
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The girls from Taboão da Serra say,
"Man, you're crazy!"
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People who make
a move on your man or woman?
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Pokas!
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That person with bad breath
who speaks too close to you?
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Pokas!
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It burns your eyelashes.
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Did you know that's how pinkeye started?
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The person's eye was good,
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something fell in the eye, they said,
"Blow on it."
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Seven days at home.
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There's this friend of mine, Eliane,
who has really bad breath, you know?
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I went to her friend, Virginia,
and said, "Virginia,
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go tell Eliane she has bad breath.
I'm not going to talk to someone
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who farts in my face every two minutes."
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She said, "Thiago, it's not so bad."
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I said, "Are you crazy, girl?
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She walks out and talks
and the lamp post's light goes off."
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And she said, "Please, Thiago,
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don't say anything.
She's evangelical, she gets upset."
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And I said, "Okay. I'll be cool.
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The girl showed up,
and I put my finger up my ass.
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She came and said, "Oi, Thiago."
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I said, "Hi. How are you?"
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I was like this. Virginia came
and said, "Thiago, what's up?"
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I said, "If I have to smell poop,
I prefer my own."
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Let's do another.
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Is it pokas or not that the police
are corrupt?
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Pokas.
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Criminals who think they are in charge
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and don't realize all they do is promote
gratuitous violence?
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Pokas.
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People who smell and hug you?
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Pokas.
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Go fuck yourself!
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Have you noticed that
people with stinky armpits
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can't keep their arms down like this,
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and come to you at the waist,
hug and come back relaxed?
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No. They see your shoulder
and open their devil wings like this
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and put their armpits
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on your shoulder,
like it's the perfect spot.
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And then that corrosive juice
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that comes straight
from the devil's urethra
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corrodes your hoodie.
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You arrive in a hoodie
and leave in a tank top.
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If you have a friend who stinks,
you need to tell him.
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I had this problem one day,
I said, "Afonso...
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Our stinky friend is coming."
You are horrible people.
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You guys are going to die early, come on!
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Our stinky friend is coming,
can you tell him?
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He's more your friend than mine."
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Afonso looks at me and says, "Thiago...
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he does stink."
"Of course." I said.
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"The last time he came to my house,
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he walked in and the wallpaper peeled.
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He slept on the couch and the couch
woke up puking cushions."
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I said, "Can I tell him he stinks?"
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Afonso asked,
"How are you going to say it?"
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You just have to walk up to him
and say, "So, my man...
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honestly,
I don't know how to say this, but...
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something died inside of you."
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He said, "Thiago, are you crazy?
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If you say that,
people will never talk to you again."
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No, they won't.
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My friend had a white armpit, you know?
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You know that yellow armpit? You know?
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He had this armpit,
he would wear a white shirt,
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and in two minutes the armpit is yellow.
I never understood that.
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How do you wake up sweating ramen...
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and you don't go to the hospital to see
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why you have a beehive there.
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People, you're supposed to use Dove
on your armpit, not Tang.
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Nobody ever told him he had
a yellow armpit. Life told him.
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Because he went to church
with the Bible under the yellow armpit.
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Can you believe that the kids in my street
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said that in that Bible,
Jesus died in Genesis?
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Let's do another one.
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Let's do another one.
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People who borrow money
and don't pay it back?
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Pokas.
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People who borrow your clothes
and don't give them back.
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Pokas.
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Person who is fucking you
for the first time
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and uses slang
only her and her friends get?
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I didn't get it. Dick should be hard,
pussy should be wet, but they weren't.
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Pokas!
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On second thought, I think it's
more my thing, than yours, you know?
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Hey, honestly,
I was in the sexy penetration, right?
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Then the girl said in the middle of it,
"Put it in."
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I said, "I am in."
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She said, "Go on."
Then, I said, "I didn't even stop."
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Then she said something
that I did not understand. I had to stop.
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She said, "Yes, just like that.
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It feels great!
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Stick that jeba in!"
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I said, "What?
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Stick what, my angel?"
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She said, "Stick that jeba!"
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I said, "What jeba?"
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And she said, "That big jeba you got!"
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I said, "Big jeba..."
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For a moment, I thought it was a dog.
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I said, "Jeba!"
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"What the fuck is a jeba?"
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She said, "That thing in your hand."
I said, "That's a dick!"
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A dick is a dick, a jeba is a jeba!"
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My dick looked at me and said,
"I don't like being called a jeba.
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This woman doesn't lick me
and calls me a jeba?"
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I said, "What is a jeba?"
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And she said, "Take your jeba
and stick it in the chandanga."
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I said, "What?"
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I said, "Chandanga?
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Are you calling the pussy
by it's legal name? What the fuck?
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You've been watching too much Pokémon.
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Charmander, Charmeleon,
Charizard, Chandanga?
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I watched every season of Pokémon,
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I never saw Ash summon up
the Pussy Pokémon in battle.
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Comically,
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we established our pokas ideia philosophy,
which has five points.
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First: the rules.
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Establish your own,
specially if you're from the hood.
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Everybody who hangs with you
has to know who you are.
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Otherwise, they will walk all over you.
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The first time I realized
my life had rules,
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was when I played taco
for the first time.
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If you've played taco before say: "Me!"
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-Me!
-From the hood.
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I think it's awesome the hood people
said: "Me!"
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And the rich kids said,
"Did he say 'talcum'?
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As in 'talcum powder'?
I've used Johnson & Johnson."
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The first time I played taco,
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my friend Thiago Poop taught me, you know?
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It's Thiago Poop
because he stepped in shit barefoot.
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He said it squeezes through your toes.
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It's disgusting, but it's funny, right?
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He said, "You even dance.
You step in it, and then do this."
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Do you know what the worst was? He stepped
and felt physical pain from disgust.
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He stepped in it and did like this, "Ouch!
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Ouch, my foot!
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I stepped in it!
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Turn on the hose!
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It's shit!"
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To save Thiago Poop,
my other friend Junior Blowjob came.
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Can I explain why we call him
Junior Blowjob? Please!
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It will be quick.
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I was in front of my house,
and a kid came running
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and said,
"Someone is sucking Junior's cock."
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I said, "Easy, that’s not how you tell
these things.
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What's happening?"
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He said, "Someone is...
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sucking...
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Junior's cock."
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I said, "Where?"
He said, "In the playground's bathroom."
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I said, "For how long?"
He said, "Five minutes."
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I said, "Did you see him?"
He said, "I did."
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I said, "Was the door open?"
He said, "No."
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I said, "So how did you see it?
He said, "What?"
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I said, "If the door was closed,
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how did you see him?"
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He said, "Someone is sucking
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Junior's cock."
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I said, "If the door was closed,
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how did you see him?"
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He said, "Someone is sucking
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Junior's cock."
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I said, "You won't say it,
so what's the plan?"
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He said, "Here's the plan, man.
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Let's run to the door and do this.
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'Yes, Junior, someone is sucking
your cock!'"
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As if Junior didn't know.
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As if he would just notice in that moment.
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Imagine Junior looking and saying, "What?
You don't say?"
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I thought this idea was terrible
and like any child, I said yes.
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We ran there,
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got to the door and said, "Damn."
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"Yes, Junior..." There was no time.
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The person sucking Junior's cock
did this, "Leave Junior alone."
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Shit.
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I can see that my boys are here.
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My friend Thiago Poop came to teach me
how to play taco.
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He explained very quickly.
He said, "Thiago,
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attention. Very quickly, because I'm next.
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Take the ball, throw it in the can.
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If you make it into the can you say,
'Hand over the bat, excuse me!'
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The person will hand you
the bat in the air, don't take it.
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If you take the bat in the air,
you automatically lose.
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So let the person put
the bat on the floor.
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Second rule: take the ball and throw it.
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If the person hits it
and it goes backwards,
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once, twice,
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three times, on the third one,
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he gives the bat away.
Don't take the bat if it's in the air.
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Let the person put the bat on the ground.
Third rule:
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If you're playing and you hear,
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'Car!'
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Get out of the street."
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Then, I innocently said, "Why?"
He said, "Because a car is coming."
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I said, "Is it a game rule?"
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He said, "No, it's a life rule."
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I said, "Next rule."
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He said, "Take the ball and throw it.
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If the person hits the ball,
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and you happen to run after this ball,
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pay attention, they are going
to yell this,
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'Bring a soda!'
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Man, it's only for you to lose your turn,
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because then you'll lose the game.
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So don't be annoyed,
it's just the opponent who yells it, okay?
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That's it. Find a pair and come play,
because you are next."
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I said, "Holy shit!"
272
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,718
So, I was looking at everyone,
and nobody was alone. So I see
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Little Lucas.
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Little Lucas is that friend everyone has.
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You know that friend of ours
that isn't worth anything?
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He was the only one left to play with me.
277
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And I played with him.
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00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,906
I know when I say
"I did, even though I didn't want to",
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the women in the audience
are like this, "Hey.
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Thiago!
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If you didn't want to play with him,
my love, why did you play?"
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Because he looked pitiful, man.
283
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,135
A friend said she put out for the first
time because her boyfriend asked nicely.
284
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I said to her, "Really?"
285
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,484
But, seriously, Little Lucas is very cute.
286
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,653
You'll like him a lot,
but he's very manipulative.
287
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,655
He showed up like this:
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"Good morning.
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00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:14,747
I'm Lucas, and there are three things
that I like a lot in humanity,
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which are peace and harmony
between people,
291
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,877
my dad Ricardo, who left me early on,
292
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,589
and everyone who came to the theater
and paid full price.
293
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,134
Hi, Thiago Big Big!"
294
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,886
I said, "What's up Little Lucas?"
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"Terrific.
296
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,474
Today is a bright day, isn't it?
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The birds singing, the mice running
and people playing taco.
298
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,982
My mother said that whoever plays taco
loves the Devil.
299
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,985
She said that people
who play tag on the street
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or hide and seek, or freeze tag,
also love the Devil.
301
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,616
She also said people who watch
Knights of the Zodiac,
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00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,202
Digimon, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
also love the Devil.
303
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,670
I love God, but I wish I could love
the Devil a little, you know? Because...
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00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,969
nothing I like is a thing for Jesus.
305
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,013
But there is one thing I decided
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00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,015
to try, even though it's a Devil's thing,
307
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,559
because my desire to play
taco is bigger than me.
308
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,561
But the fact is...
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00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,730
to play taco...
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00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,984
I need something I don't have yet,
and that is a friend.
311
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:35,577
But that's okay, right?
After all, I'm used to being alone.
312
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,499
Just me and Jehovah,
313
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,753
but these days I promised God
314
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,338
I would behave if he gave me a friend
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to play taco with
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00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,092
and I asked that his name
would be 'Thiago'."
317
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,053
So, I cried and said,
318
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,977
"Do you want to play with me?"
319
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,689
And then after all that manipulation
he said, "Glory to God."
320
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,359
But Little Lucas is really cute.
321
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,861
He's very sweet.
322
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,863
Did you like him?
323
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,992
He's sweet. You can't get mad at him.
324
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,661
Then I said, "Little Lucas, pay attention.
We are next.
325
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,747
Let me explain it to you,
when the ball rolls,
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00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,708
you say, "Bring the soda!"
327
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,128
He said in a cute way,
"I can't have it, I have diabetes."
328
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,797
I said, "Good God."
329
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,134
Even though I couldn't explain
the stuff to Little Lucas,
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00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,177
we started the game.
331
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,679
It was Little Lucas, can, Thiago Poop.
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00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,184
John, can, me.
333
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,896
John was born six feet five inches tall.
He came out of his mother
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00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,815
six feet five inches tall.
The doctors said, "Pull!
335
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,026
Pull!
336
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,320
The shin came out!"
337
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,948
When the umbilical cord came out,
it was a kid from the street who pulled.
338
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,283
He said, "Come on!"
339
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,756
He didn't even hold a bat,
it was a fucking ironing board.
340
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,050
One day when he got up to swing the bat,
341
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,344
Thor pulled it thinking
that was a hammer. Ridiculous.
342
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,598
But we were not afraid of anyone,
because when you're a kid, you don't care.
343
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,266
I hit the ball three times on the floor.
344
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,228
I said, "Go, Poop!"
345
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,399
I throw the ball, it passes by Poop,
and Little Lucas' can.
346
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,027
He looks at me and says, "It was
so strong, I couldn't catch it."
347
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,697
I said, "Cutie, go after the ball."
348
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,325
When he started running,
I realized that we were going to lose.
349
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,412
He ran so slowly,
he looked like an old Japanese woman.
350
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,082
Have you seen old Japanese ladies?
351
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,043
I said, "Run, Lucas!"
And he said, "That's fucking hard.
352
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,883
Holy shit...
353
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,344
Nobody tells me anything,
354
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,222
and now I'm here running."
355
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,274
"I caught it."
I said, "Now squat and throw it."
356
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,609
Instead of going down
and doing like this, look...
357
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:14,778
No.
358
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,613
That son of bitch...
359
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,700
crouches down, gets the ball
and throws it up like this, look.
360
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,329
A bouncing ball for the person
who is hitting is a gift.
361
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,373
John had the bat on the floor,
362
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,293
the ball was bouncing so much,
he couldn't finish a sentence.
363
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,921
He was like this, "Go...
364
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,424
Oh, this ball will end up here.
365
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,802
How do you throw
a bouncing ball like this?
366
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,680
Remember how I taught you..."
367
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,309
The ball is gone.
Little Lucas was confused, he says,
368
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,810
"Bring the soda!"
369
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,021
I said, "No, Lucas, run!"
370
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,814
Then he said, "This is fucking hard.
371
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,457
What a fast game.
372
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,627
No wonder mom said
it was the Devil's game."
373
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,588
Little Lucas comes and goes,
374
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,175
and a game that usually ends
at 2-4, 6-0,
375
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,676
was already 16-0.
376
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,304
The game ends in 20.
377
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,432
One minute and nine seconds,
and the game was already 16-0.
378
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,059
I was furious.
379
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,436
I said, "Lucas, come here, quickly."
380
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,104
He said, "What is it?"
381
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,858
I said, "Come here
so I can talk looking at you in the eye."
382
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,069
"I'm not going there,
no, you're going to hit me."
383
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,822
I said, "If you don't come here,
I will go there."
384
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,866
He said,
"I want to see you catch me at home."
385
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,371
It took him four minutes to arrive
at his house. I was already at the gate.
386
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,916
I thought of saying something in his face,
but I gave up.
387
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,293
I came to him, I said,
"Hey, Lucas, come on!
388
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,510
Lucas, do you want to lose this game?
389
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,179
You already lost your father."
390
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,017
Guys, you have to motivate the person.
391
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,521
Do you think Afonso is such a success
just because of the jokes?
392
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,649
And I motivated him. Shocked?
393
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,734
Little Lucas gets
the first ball and throws it.
394
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,237
One backwards. Junior Blowjob stands up.
395
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,156
I take the second ball and throw it.
396
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,826
Two backwards. The person sucking
Junior's cock stands up.
397
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,413
Little Lucas catches
the third ball and throws it.
398
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,999
It's three backwards.
He's so happy he says,
399
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,751
"Three backwards, hand over the bat."
And a cuss word
400
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,920
that I'd never heard in my life.
401
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,131
He catches the ball and throws it.
402
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,384
"Three backwards, hand over the bat,
requenguela."
403
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,022
I was happy, but looked at him like this,
"Requengue...
404
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,484
What is 'requenguela'?"
And he said, "The same as 'slut.'"
405
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,488
I said, "It must be
a more evangelical curse, right, man?"
406
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,240
So, that's it.
407
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,867
Little Lucas got the bat, right?
408
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,202
And when he picked up
the bat, he was the first to hit.
409
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,704
And as soon as he hits,
410
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,914
we lose the bat as quickly as we got it.
411
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,251
Watch. He said, "Go ahead and throw it.
412
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,253
Go ahead and throw it,
413
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,798
because if this game is a Devil's thing,
this will go to Hell."
414
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,551
The ball came and he said, "Go!"
415
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,516
I didn't even know you could
hit your own can.
416
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,561
I said, "No!"
417
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,939
And he said, "My mom is calling me
at home."
418
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,109
I said, "No, you will stay with me
until the end. Fuck it!"
419
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,863
I took the ball and said, "Fuck it."
420
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,282
I dipped it in the sewer.
421
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,744
If you're from the hood for real,
you know?
422
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,454
When you dip a ball in the sewer,
423
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,873
you throw the ball,
and sludge flies in people's faces.
424
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,793
One day, it blinded one of the kids.
425
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,836
He hit the ball with only one good eye.
426
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,047
The next day,
the kid's nickname was Webcam.
427
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:02,964
I swear to you.
428
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,801
I didn't even care. I said, "Go on, John!"
429
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,059
I threw a really strong ball,
but John is strong.
430
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,103
He took a step to the right
and hit the ball.
431
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,355
"No, fuck!"
432
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,524
I caught the ball, I'm fast.
433
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,276
It went from 16-0 to 18-0.
434
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,279
I'm so mad.
435
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,698
I couldn't get any angrier,
436
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:31,034
until Lucas, from my team, yells,
437
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,453
"Bring the soda!"
438
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,463
"What did you say, my brother?"
439
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,509
"No, don't bring it.
440
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,222
I have diabetes,
I don't even know why I said such a thing.
441
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,559
It was a mistake."
442
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,108
"Can you understand why your father left,
Lucas?
443
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,487
Hey, Poop, come on?
444
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,994
I hate it when, in movies, the creature
turns against the creator, but...
445
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,704
eighteen to nothing?
446
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,544
I'm not going to let you humiliate me
in front of my entire hood.
447
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,462
So, get ready.
448
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,593
You will see all the wrath
of my power ball."
449
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,738
"Yes...
450
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:34,032
insolent vermin.
451
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:38,119
The power of my ball is 30,000,
452
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,080
Cocuruto.
453
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:44,125
And when I arrive on the second turn,
454
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,420
you won't see the color of this ball.
Watch."
455
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,554
"You didn't expect that, right,
Cocuruto?"
456
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,475
Yes, your 'chi' is completely inferior.
457
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,194
Get ready.
458
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,367
Go, Poop!"
459
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,514
"The car!"
460
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,115
"Go, Poop!"
461
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,202
I throw the ball even harder.
462
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:45,497
At that moment, I notice all the details
and I raise the bat.
463
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:50,001
When the ball hits that bat,
464
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,420
all my hope goes to hell.
465
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,468
"No!
466
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,429
Poop!"
467
00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:03,765
Poop yells,
468
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,935
"Come on, shit!"
469
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,144
And Little Lucas,
470
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:12,857
"Bring the soda!"
471
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,703
Only, accidentally,
the ball hits the lamp post.
472
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,579
And comes back.
473
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,457
When it comes back, I can't believe
what is happening.
474
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,084
The ball bounces twice in front of me.
475
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:38,007
Junior Blowjob yells, "Kick it, asshole!"
476
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,051
I kick it in Poop's face.
477
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,640
You win!
478
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,060
Blowjob yells, "Hand over the bat, shit!"
479
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,812
Little Lucas celebrates like Kaká.
480
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,940
Everyone's excited. It's the kids' time.
481
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,859
I take the bat in the air,
we lose the bat.
482
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,994
That's right, man.
Do you know what the point is?
483
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,120
It's this:
484
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,372
when you establish what your rules are,
485
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,374
you understand what happened
in this situation.
486
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,627
I didn't understand the rules,
so I ended up screwing up.
487
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,963
This is what happens
when you don't expose who you are.
488
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,549
If you don't expose who you are,
people will walk all over you,
489
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:20,717
and you will fall.
490
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,512
When you're done setting up rules,
establish your principles.
491
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,807
Don't be afraid to be several versions
of yourself.
492
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,852
Nobody ever encourages us
in the hood to be who we want to be.
493
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,854
We have to be who we want to be,
and that's it.
494
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:36,274
The first version I wanted to be
was a soccer player. It didn't happen.
495
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,068
The second was the one
I'm going to talk about now.
496
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:43,114
When I was 14 years old,
I wanted to be a great Axé dancer.
497
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,618
Go fuck yourselves!
We each have our own goals!
498
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:50,163
I'm here opening up,
don't judge me, damn it!
499
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,833
I was able to be a great Axé dancer.
I want to tell you this story.
500
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:57,378
Do you know why I started dancing Axé?
Because dad liked Michael Jackson a lot.
501
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,635
And I wanted to be a dancer
like him, you know?
502
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,678
I didn't know how to dance,
so I tried Axé.
503
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,514
My dad loved Michael Jackson very much.
504
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,016
I wanted him to love me
just like he loved Michael Jackson.
505
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,227
He lied a lot about Michael Jackson.
506
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,479
One day I asked him,
"Where was Michael Jackson born?"
507
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,605
He said, "Diadema."
508
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:21,694
I said: "Damn, do they watch Jukanalha,
that YouTuber from Diadema?"
509
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:25,031
One day I asked him, "Dad,
why do you like Michael Jackson so much?"
510
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,950
"Son, he is the most focused man
in the world."
511
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:29,869
I said, "Give an example of focus."
"Son, he was black and turned white.
512
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,124
Nobody knew if it was possible.
If he did it, it’s because he had focus."
513
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,627
"Dad, do you like his singing
or dancing better?
514
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,129
He said, "He's a great singer,
but he's an amazing dancer."
515
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:43,258
So, at the age of 14, I started
dancing like Michael Jackson.
516
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,051
I was fucking awesome.
517
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,428
Only when you dance like him,
518
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,097
people stop talking to you.
519
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,851
You are unbearable.
They said, "Thiago." I would say, "Yes."
520
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,228
It was ridiculous.
521
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,690
Everyone walking down the street,
I'd say, "Where are we going?
522
00:30:58,773 --> 00:30:59,941
I don't know this place."
523
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,026
I wanted to be like Michael Jackson.
524
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,195
One day my mother said, "A cockroach."
"I killed it."
525
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,531
I wanted to be Michael Jackson.
526
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,032
One day the bus didn't stop,
527
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,617
I said, "Hey, come on.
528
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,411
I just wanna go home."
529
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:20,628
But my Dad wouldn't let me.
530
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,715
He said, "You'll never be
like Michael Jackson. You know why?
531
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,384
Because he knows God personally."
532
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,721
"But he knows everyone. That's hard.
533
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,307
Where'd you get that from?"
534
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,474
He said, "Watch his show.
535
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,979
He spins, snaps his finger,
and a divine light falls on him."
536
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,441
It was the first time I thought,
"Go to Hell."
537
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,071
Now that I have my own show,
check this out.
538
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:54,787
Got it?
539
00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:03,963
I think it rocks to have this light here,
you know? This whole structure.
540
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,673
And I'm still a Michael Jackson fan.
541
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,968
If you are also
a Michael Jackson fan, say, "Me!"
542
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,053
Me!
543
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:13,431
If you think there will never be anyone
in the world of pop
544
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:15,934
-as great as Michael Jackson, say, "Me!"
-Me!
545
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,518
So everybody here agrees
546
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,104
that Michael Jackson was the pedophile
that we loved the most.
547
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,237
Guys, what happened?
You had so much to say earlier.
548
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,574
Michael Jackson is a pedophile, man.
549
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,451
Do you think it makes me happy
to say that?
550
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:36,621
I'm a fan of the guy, I love the guy
to this day. I'm not happy, no.
551
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:39,749
The first time someone spoke badly
about him in front of me, I was pissed.
552
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:40,917
Do you know who did it?
553
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,126
William Bonner.
554
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,464
So, I was home in the hood, chilling.
555
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,925
Bonner says, "Michael Jackson
is accused of pedophilia."
556
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:50,301
I said, "No!
557
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,428
No, William, no!
558
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,099
How can you believe those people?"
559
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,938
I was offended by him, man.
The day after, he started the show saying,
560
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,065
"Good evening."
I said, "Go fuck yourself!"
561
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,317
Good evening my ass.
562
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,028
If he came to my street,
he would've been threatened and slapped.
563
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,283
Why do I think
Michael Jackson is a pedophile?
564
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:17,537
Because, just like Dave Chappelle,
I watched the HBO special,
565
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:18,997
the HBO special that talked about
566
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,458
all the people who accused Michael Jackson
of pedophilia.
567
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,711
By the way, now that I'm on Netflix,
568
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:25,837
I want to say something.
569
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,589
Hey, Dave Chappelle...
570
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:33,594
in Brazil, there are several comedians
who have you as a reference.
571
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,595
You feel me?
572
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:39,308
To me, you're the closest living thing
to Richard Pryor.
573
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,185
And I have a dream.
574
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,813
And in that dream,
I smoke a joint with you.
575
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:57,702
So, even though I know this shit
is subtitled,
576
00:33:57,785 --> 00:33:58,745
I have to...
577
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,415
make this request in English.
578
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:07,503
Look.
579
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,549
Hey, Mr. Dave Chappelle.
580
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,801
I have a dream.
581
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,513
And nesse dream,
582
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,694
I have a question for you.
583
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,447
Mr. Dave,
584
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,908
do you want...
585
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,789
fumar a joint with me?
586
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,088
I'm your fan, man, honestly.
587
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,134
Why do I think Michael Jackson
really is a pedophile?
588
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,386
Because, like Dave Chappelle,
I watched the HBO special.
589
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:01,182
By the way, I want all of you to watch
Dave Chappelle's Sticks & Stones.
590
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,143
He tells some jokes saying
that Michael Jackson is not a pedophile,
591
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,312
and I'm here saying that he is
a pedophile, why?
592
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,064
Because, in my opinion, he is.
593
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:11,526
I watched that documentary.
594
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,402
And those people
who accused him of pedophilia
595
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,488
said some very crazy things.
596
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,908
You have to have a lot of courage
to make that up.
597
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:23,246
So since there was a camera on,
and they had to speak the truth,
598
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:26,165
I'm sure that Michael Jackson
is a pedophile.
599
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:29,669
I've been punched in the face,
and I've never forgotten his face.
600
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,463
Imagine if he had stuck
his finger inside my ass?
601
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:36,759
I would be able to tell the story
with all the details.
602
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,345
At the same time
I think he is a pedophile,
603
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:40,680
I don't think he died.
604
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,890
Who thinks Michael Jackson is alive,
say, "Me!"
605
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,433
Me!
606
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:45,560
And that worries me.
607
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,605
Because there's a documentary,
and if he's alive...
608
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,277
there's a good chance he watched it.
609
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:57,697
I don't know about you,
but I think of jokes for everything.
610
00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:01,242
I can imagine Michael Jackson
in front of the TV, naked.
611
00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,120
With a hard dick,
612
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,165
looking at his friend and saying, "Tito...
613
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,586
these kids are all assholes.
614
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,131
They promised to keep the secret.
615
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:19,760
I barely died and they are on TV
spilling the beans. Look, Tito!"
616
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:21,429
Why am I talking about this?
617
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,347
Because of something
that caught my attention
618
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,558
at the time
the accusations of pedophilia started.
619
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:28,728
People went crazy,
they were like, "Motherfucker!
620
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:33,065
How can you, an adult man,
accuse an old man,
621
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:36,652
a millionaire like him, of pedophilia?
Do you want to take his money?
622
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:39,614
Why didn't you say that
when you were a child?
623
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:44,368
Why did you have to grow up to talk
about who abused you? Why?"
624
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,079
Because he was a child.
625
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:51,000
Do you understand now why you have
to talk about sex with children?
626
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,002
But then,
we turn on the TV in our country,
627
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:57,089
there's an idiot president saying, "Don't
talk about sex with children, okay?"
628
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,259
That's just messed up.
629
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:11,938
And, honestly,
630
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:15,858
you won't see me talking about politics,
and you know why? I don't know anything.
631
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,819
Do you know something I know about?
Idiots.
632
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,032
And if you don't understand why
you have to talk about sex with kids,
633
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,450
to me, you are an idiot too.
634
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,661
Talk about sex with children
so that they understand
635
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,371
that it's okay to fall in love
636
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,581
or feel attracted to either sex.
637
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,251
Because people are attracted
to people, and that's it.
638
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,377
Another thing is:
639
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:38,339
"If an adult touches you,
it is not affection, it is violence.
640
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,008
Please tell another adult."
641
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,969
When I see
that people didn't understand that,
642
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,013
I wonder what people thought
they were supposed to say?"
643
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,685
Should I go to my niece Ingrid,
who is 12,
644
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,771
and talk about sex?
And say, "So, love...
645
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,942
one day you will get fucked
on all fours.
646
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,530
I didn't want to talk about it, but...
647
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,492
I've never done it, but I've seen
a lot of people on all fours.
648
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,662
You should put your chest
on the ground..."
649
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,582
Is that what you meant?
No, just a minute.
650
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,585
Was I supposed to go
to my 18-year-old nephew and say,
651
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:20,840
"When she is lying on her stomach,
open her cheeks, spit on your dick and go.
652
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,217
Like this!
653
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,802
Yes.
654
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,971
Take both roads."
655
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,184
They would never tell others,
656
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,145
they wouldn't believe he was a pedophile.
657
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,856
Because you are so addicted,
you don't realize he's making mistakes.
658
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:40,776
Just as you don't see priests, pastors,
uncles, parents, etc...
659
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,362
Guys, do you think
660
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,073
if Michael Jackson had stuck his finger
in my ass,
661
00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:49,243
and I went to tell my dad...
662
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,834
do you think he would have
a problem with that?
663
00:38:58,794 --> 00:38:59,920
I'll act out the scene.
664
00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:03,966
Picture this: I'm coming back
from Michael Jackson's house.
665
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,517
"So, Dad, I went to Diadema.
666
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,281
So, Dad, I went to Diadema.
I was talking with Michael Jackson
667
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,492
and you won't believe it.
He pulled his Billy Jean out.
668
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,496
I didn't understand.
I said, 'Is it Black or White?'
669
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,792
Then he stuck his finger in my ass
and I said, 'Dangerous.'
670
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,252
Dad, I think he molested me."
671
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,339
I'm sure my father would say,
"I wish it had happened to me!"
672
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:47,259
But it was because of Michael Jackson's
musical influence
673
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,636
that I started to dance.
674
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,263
At that time, I set up an Axé group
called Swing Moleque.
675
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,516
It was me, Joabe, Felipinho,
676
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:57,395
Manu, Carina, Jéssica,
Ariana, Michele and Nego Tchan.
677
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,314
Nego Tchan has always been gay.
678
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,858
He was always gay. Gay.
679
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:05,444
Gay.
680
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:06,612
Homo, fag, gay!
681
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,533
Do you know a real gay?
That handsome gay?
682
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,577
Who walks proudly down the street?
And when he arrives somewhere, he changes?
683
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,829
Everyone loves gays, right?
684
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,914
You're chilling, a gay man shows up,
you say, "Gay!"
685
00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,836
That's the real gay. He's gay.
686
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,755
"Is the baby a boy or a girl?"
"It's gay!"
687
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,675
At the same time that he is gay,
688
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:31,095
you're straight.
689
00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,888
Gross, macho, manly!
690
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:36,934
Right?
691
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,106
He was gay. You know that gay
692
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,775
that recognizes the smell
and spice of the dick?
693
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,070
He was a Waze for dicks.
694
00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:50,698
He is walking, then he stops.
695
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,701
You ask, "What happened?"
He says, "There's a dick 100 feet away."
696
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:59,039
When I was 14, I made a big mistake
with my gay friend.
697
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,750
I'm not ashamed to say it, I'd be
if I kept making the mistake.
698
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,627
When I say that,
women who care about me,
699
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,795
"Hey...
700
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:08,966
Thiago...
701
00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,594
what mistake did you make
with your gay friend?
702
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,180
Were you prejudiced?"
703
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,098
No...
704
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,434
I made mistake when I was 14, I'm 30.
705
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:20,853
Sixteen years ago,
there in Taboão da Serra,
706
00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:22,813
we didn't know what prejudice was.
707
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,565
We were hungry.
708
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,699
We had other priorities.
709
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:37,077
"So, what was the mistake, my love?"
710
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,081
I was an idiot.
I followed the negative opinion.
711
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:45,544
A friend of mine came to me and said,
"Do you know that Nego Tchan is gay?"
712
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,547
I said, "Son of a bitch!
713
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,758
He's a fag!
714
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,760
I'll tell my grandma."
715
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,681
I left there with a question in my head,
which was, "What is gay?"
716
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,268
I don't know. I'll ask my grandma.
I said, "Grandma, what is gay?"
717
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,104
And she, a woman of God, said, "Satan!
718
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,774
Thiago, listen carefully.
719
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:10,069
Two men together make a werewolf."
720
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,947
I said, "My goodness.
721
00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:15,866
I have to warn Nego Tchan
before the full moon."
722
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,207
I went to his house,
I looked at him and said, "Nego Tchan,
723
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:25,417
I'm gonna ask you a question,
you answer me. Are you gay?"
724
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:28,254
He looks at me and says, "Never!"
725
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,258
"Son of a bitch is a fag
and won't tell me.
726
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,510
I'll tell Felipinho. I said, "Felipinho,
727
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:37,846
you know that Nego Tchan is sucking
people's dicks?
728
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,765
He's homo, fag, gay!
729
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:42,476
I don't care if he fucks or gets fucked,
with men or women,
730
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,645
friends don't keep secrets.
731
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,897
Why does he have a secret butthole?
732
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,150
Why can't he tell people
he likes to get fucked?
733
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,486
Is he getting fucked by Ocean's Eleven?
734
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,323
Not knowing what to do, Felipinho
looked at me and said, "Wait.
735
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,118
Are you saying that Nego Tchan is gay?"
736
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,538
I said, "Felipe...
737
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:05,291
he spins for some back door action.
738
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,877
He doesn't have a butthole,
he has a Bayblade."
739
00:43:19,054 --> 00:43:22,141
"No, wait a minute. Are you saying
our Nego Tchan is gay?"
740
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,393
I said, "Felipe...
741
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,313
throw your dick on the floor,
he jumps over it
742
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,772
and picks it up with his ass!
743
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:30,983
He's a faggot!"
744
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,282
"No, hold on a second.
745
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,450
Too much information.
746
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,493
Are you saying...
747
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,996
that Nego Tchan is gay?
748
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:47,791
Damn... I didn't know.
749
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,668
I'll pay attention.
750
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,754
If I find out that he's gay,
let's establish a code.
751
00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:55,132
I'll look at you and do this,
'Big Big...'
752
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,468
Then you know that I know he's gay.
753
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,887
But while I'm not sure, the question is:
754
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,221
Hey, Big Big.
755
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,224
Have you tried taking
care of your own business?"
756
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:08,270
That hurt.
757
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,774
But he’s right, this is pokas ideia.
758
00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:13,776
So, I saw it in a movie
759
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,819
that you need a lot of courage
to face your enemies
760
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,821
and twice as much courage
to face your friends.
761
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,199
Who said that? Albus Dumbledore.
762
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,744
Straight from the Hogwarts hood.
763
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,498
Check out my references.
764
00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:34,380
When I say that,
765
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,590
I find it cool,
because whoever applauded is like this:
766
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:37,716
"Hey...
767
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:39,802
Thiago...
768
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,096
I am Slytherin!"
769
00:44:43,722 --> 00:44:45,391
We reach the fourth point of the show:
770
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,143
errors generate evolution.
771
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,980
Friends, exchange ideas.
What we need in the hood
772
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,024
is not more people saying we are wrong,
773
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:57,528
but more people telling us
how to get it right. We need a chance.
774
00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,530
If it took you this long
to deconstruct yourself,
775
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:02,366
know that other people
will deconstruct in their own time.
776
00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:04,535
So, help, don't get in the way.
777
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,995
If I were a reasonable kid,
when Felipinho said that,
778
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,039
I would understand. But, no.
779
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:12,167
I was 14 and an idiot.
780
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,002
When Felipinho told me that,
781
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,963
this is the answer I gave him, "Big Big,
782
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,382
have you thought about taking
care of your own business?"
783
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:19,842
I said, "Yes.
784
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,094
Of course I have.
785
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,055
Specially now with two fags in the group."
786
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,725
And went back to dancing.
787
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:31,603
Nego Tchan arrives and does this,
788
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,858
"Attention, boys and girls."
I said, "Felipe...
789
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,278
he's a gladiator fag!"
790
00:45:40,195 --> 00:45:42,448
I said, "Nego Tchan, any news?"
He said, "I have three."
791
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,867
I said, "You have three?
792
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,202
He's a bilingual fag!
793
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,998
Do you know why bilingual fag?
They suck ass and dick."
794
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,293
I said, "What are the news?"
795
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,086
"The first news is
that I had a bandana made
796
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,838
with a long ponytail up to the butt.
797
00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,799
Now we're all going to be
much more feminine on the show."
798
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,642
"Felipe...
799
00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:12,436
Second piece of news."
"Second is
800
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:15,814
that I took the liberty of having
Capri pants made with an opening here,
801
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,234
and a slit that shows
about 60% of our butt.
802
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,570
I call it the flow slit."
803
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,072
I said, "What?"
804
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:29,453
He said, "Flow slit."
805
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,371
I said, "Flow." He said, "Slit."
806
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,333
I said, "What's the name of the slit?"
807
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,126
He said, "Stop making fun of it."
808
00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:39,671
"Then speak very slowly 'flow...'"
809
00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,012
"Slit."
810
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,974
Just give me a second.
I'm going to talk to Felipe."
811
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:03,654
"Flow...
812
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:07,991
Gay, man!
813
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,661
He is fucking gay."
814
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,081
"Nego Tchan, what about the third?"
815
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,792
"I'm very disappointed with two people
in the group,
816
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:21,088
and I'm going to fix their hip movements
the hard way."
817
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,423
I said, "Oh, fuck, who's first?"
818
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,509
He said, "For sure it's Felipinho."
819
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:30,556
I was such a dick, I celebrated.
I said, "Felipe...
820
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,767
he's going to fix it the hard way!
821
00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:36,353
He's a faggot!"
822
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:39,231
I said, "Second?"
He said, "You."
823
00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:41,024
I said, "Look at this guy, Felipe.
824
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,902
How do you fix the hip movement?"
825
00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:47,072
"Tomorrow, you, Felipinho and I
in your room, in your bed."
826
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:49,199
I said, "Felipe...
827
00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,285
Look at me.
828
00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,080
Raise your head, my love.
829
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,791
I want you to look at me in the eye.
830
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,710
Did you hear what he said?
831
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:05,382
Felipe...
832
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:12,347
don't miss tomorrow.
833
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,811
It will be hard for me.
834
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:21,356
Game is game, training is training."
835
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,983
The next morning,
836
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:26,695
I was at one end of the bed,
Felipinho at the other end of the bed
837
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:29,865
and Nego Tchan in the middle of the bed.
Nego Tchan says,
838
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,992
"Come on, guys, sit on the bed."
839
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:33,660
Spread, spread
840
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:37,164
Keep it flexed
And repeat, repeat
841
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,958
Left, right
And make a ball
842
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,502
Left, right
And make a ball
843
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,255
Left, right
And make a ball
844
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,716
Left, right
And make a ball
845
00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:49,968
Left, right
And make a ball
846
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:52,721
Left, right
And make a ball
847
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:55,015
Left, right
And make a ball
848
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,600
That's right, come back
849
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,894
And move it, move it, move it
850
00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:00,771
And go
851
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:02,856
We danced for a long time.
852
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,318
I think we danced for about seven minutes.
853
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:08,195
Two embarrassed people and one:
854
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:09,196
Make a ball
855
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,114
Left, right
856
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,867
We danced for about seven minutes.
It took a while.
857
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,994
Nobody was speaking.
858
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,581
In the bedroom, we wouldn't
even look at each other.
859
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,417
A very awkward situation.
860
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,588
Nobody said anything,
and I thought, "Felipe...
861
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:31,176
look where our friendship ended up, huh?"
862
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:35,180
About three minutes in, Nego Tchan
stopped saying "left, right, make a ball",
863
00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:36,682
he stopped singing.
864
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,017
Without any music,
865
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,978
we were just three guys doing this.
866
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:45,190
Felipinho was so embarrassed,
867
00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:46,775
that he moved with his arms crossed.
868
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,570
From the waist down: party,
from the waist up: business.
869
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:51,697
I swear to you.
870
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,991
At one point I said,
871
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,952
"If my father walks in now,
I'm not sure what to say to him."
872
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:08,422
We rehearsed...
873
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,924
We reached the Axé championship finals.
874
00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:14,594
We brought two full buses to cheer for us.
875
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,055
The kids were drumming on the bus.
876
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:27,190
The hood is happy with cocaine.
877
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,108
So then...
878
00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:30,110
I was dancing...
879
00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,321
Someone pulls me aside.
I said, "The fuck.
880
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,656
Hey, Felipinho,
881
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,743
just in a bandana and underwear?
882
00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:40,871
Where are your flow pants?"
883
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,583
He said, "Fuck, Big,
that's what I came to tell you.
884
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:47,252
I forgot the pants at home.
My Dad went to get them.
885
00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:49,254
You know that Nego Tchan
went to buy some oil
886
00:50:49,337 --> 00:50:50,881
to spread all over our bodies?"
887
00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:54,468
I said, "What?"
888
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:57,429
When I look,
Nego Tchan coming with a tub of oil.
889
00:50:57,512 --> 00:50:59,264
I said,
"Are you frying dumplings, friend?"
890
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,017
He said.
"This is body oil with glitter."
891
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,810
I said, "With glitter, Felipe.
892
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:07,105
It's not meant for humans.
It's for fairies."
893
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,275
We all had our hands on the wall.
894
00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:12,194
Nego Tchan rubbed oil
on everyone's back.
895
00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:14,863
And then he got to Felipe, who only
has a bandana and underwear on.
896
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,741
Nego Tchan touches Felipe's waist
897
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:20,202
and starts to rub slowly.
898
00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:23,663
At that moment, you must think
that Felipe is Felipe, but, no.
899
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,249
Felipe is prey.
900
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,253
And Nego Tchan...
901
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:32,964
Nego Tchan.
902
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:37,594
In the jungle of seduction,
Nego Tchan is a female coyote.
903
00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:39,971
A female wolf.
904
00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:42,516
A female crocodile.
905
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,602
A Chikorita.
906
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:51,399
Have you ever fucked someone
and it felt so good you moaned like this?
907
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,281
Nego Tchan was breathing like this.
908
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,035
Nego Tchan reaches
the shoulders and trapezius,
909
00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:04,955
spreads the oil all the way
to Felipe's right arm,
910
00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:07,457
goes to his right
and starts rubbing slowly...
911
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:11,419
as if it was a very long dick!
912
00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:16,007
Felipe's arm goes back, and the oil
concentration goes to his left shoulder,
913
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:18,885
and then Felipinho and Nego Tchan
interlace fingers.
914
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:23,181
As if it was a tantric massage
ending with an amazing handjob.
915
00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:28,186
At that moment, nobody said anything,
but I thought, "Felipe..."
916
00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:32,858
Nego Tchan allowed Felipinho
to go back to his normal state.
917
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,235
And what I expected happens.
918
00:52:35,902 --> 00:52:39,364
Nego Tchan, covered with lust,
touches Felipe's waist and squeezes it.
919
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:43,410
Felipe was talking with Joabe
and didn't notice...
920
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,746
Nego Tchan's malice.
921
00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:48,623
But Nego Tchan...
922
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,084
Nego Tchan...
923
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:54,296
continues to rub Felipe's belly,
924
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:55,755
going up to his abdomen...
925
00:52:56,381 --> 00:52:59,593
until his thumb reaches the nipple.
926
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:13,982
Circular movements, the nipple wakes up,
looks up at the head and says, "Felipe!
927
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,360
Someone's rubbing their hand here!
928
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,113
It's a boy's hand, Felipe."
929
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,242
The head gets the call from the nipple,
but when we look down,
930
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,869
Nego Tchan...
931
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,330
Nego Tchan,
932
00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:31,666
is a treacherous fag!
933
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,377
He puts his hands on Felipe's back,
934
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,046
who keeps talking to Joabe.
935
00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:37,631
He doesn't realize that Nego Tchan...
936
00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:40,675
Ah.
937
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:42,594
Nego Tchan...
938
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,765
gently touches
939
00:53:46,848 --> 00:53:50,352
Felipe's jeba!
940
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,697
And that's when, for the first time...
941
00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:23,051
I saw Felipe look at me and say,
"Big Big..."
942
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:32,519
And then...
943
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,230
ten years passed.
944
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:38,566
Things started happening
to me as a stand-up comedian.
945
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:41,653
Some people had the audacity to say
that the thing has changed because of me.
946
00:54:41,736 --> 00:54:43,989
This is very weird.
It's a really heavy burden.
947
00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:47,200
So, the only thing I managed to do
was to open my eyes a little more.
948
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:50,370
I saw who was close out of interest,
who was distancing for another reason.
949
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:53,707
Keeping everyone in mind,
Felipinho is still my friend to this day.
950
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,834
Unfortunately, Nego Tchan
was no longer around.
951
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:57,919
But last year, he came back.
952
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,171
He texted me.
He wanted to see the show.
953
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:01,631
I said, "Please, come to the show!"
954
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:05,010
He came to the show, went backstage,
we hugged and kissed.
955
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:07,887
I look at him very seriously and say,
"Hey, Nego Tchan,
956
00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:09,973
my bad, man.
957
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:14,394
I'm sorry, during our childhood
I wish I had been a good friend and...
958
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,022
I was an idiot.
959
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:19,691
I wanted you to know that I'm sorry and...
960
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,235
I just wanted to help you
but I screwed you.
961
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,653
He said, "I wish."
962
00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:28,408
I said, "Come again?"
963
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,869
He said, "I wish, dear.
964
00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:33,705
Thi, everything is fine.
965
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,166
It's not just because I realized
people are horrible,
966
00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:37,625
that I will stop laughing at life.
967
00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:40,295
Life is very hard, Thi.
968
00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:43,214
We can't face it with this mindset.
969
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,299
Think about it.
970
00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:48,094
I'm gay, I'm black and I'm from the hood."
971
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,929
"It's the combo package, right?"
972
00:55:50,972 --> 00:55:52,807
He said, "Exactly.
973
00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:55,185
It's the prejudice combo pack, so
974
00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:58,813
I could either laugh at life,
or I could live in eternal sadness."
975
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,149
I said, "Friend, are you okay?"
976
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:02,609
"I'm great.
977
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,945
And, by the way, Thi...
978
00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:10,158
I want to tell you something.
979
00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:13,870
Oh, Thiago, I was waiting
for the right time, and I think it's now.
980
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,080
Thi,
981
00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,749
I've been in love with someone
for a long time now.
982
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,626
And...
983
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,380
I will tell you now.
984
00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:26,841
I'll go get him
and I'll bring him right back.
985
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,556
Felipe...
986
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,697
can you go get Carlos for me?
987
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,285
Come, Carlos, I'm going to introduce you
to him, he's very nice.
988
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,162
He's big-headed but he's very nice.
989
00:56:58,665 --> 00:56:59,749
Thi?
990
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:03,378
This is Carlos.
991
00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,005
My husband.
992
00:57:06,714 --> 00:57:07,924
And my bride too.
993
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,969
It depends on the fetish.
994
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,181
I wanted you to meet him because...
995
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:21,271
I never felt so loved and so protected
in my whole life, you know?
996
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,149
I really wanted you...
997
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,533
to meet him.
998
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:35,743
This is Carlos, Thi."
999
00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,872
I talked with the two of them
for 30 minutes.
1000
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:43,543
I learned a lot about affection,
about skin color. I was a good listener.
1001
00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:45,462
They are a gay couple and I'm straight,
1002
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,630
so I had several embarrassing questions
to ask.
1003
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:52,218
We were in the middle
of a serious conversation when I said,
1004
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,970
"Okay, and how is the relay?"
1005
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:58,016
I think that shit is funny.
1006
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:01,644
Nego Tchan knows me, he knows it's a joke.
He said, "Shut up, stupid.
1007
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:04,230
What is it?
1008
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:07,567
I said, "I want to know how you
maintain such a healthy relationship.
1009
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:08,985
Do you play FIFA?"
1010
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:14,532
Nego Tchan knows me, he asked,
"Still having problems with women?"
1011
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,911
"Can I tell you something?
1012
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,955
Every time I see a happy couple,
I try to understand what the deal is.
1013
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:23,541
Every time I got involved with someone,
I was a complete idiot."
1014
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,336
Nego Tchan looks at me and says,
"Self-awareness, my love.
1015
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:29,088
You need to be happy by yourself,
1016
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,508
and then you'll understand
that you don't need anybody.
1017
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,761
I was already happy alone, Carlos too,
now that we've met,
1018
00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,222
we are a beautiful happy gay couple.
1019
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:38,640
You should try it."
1020
00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,395
The first time I thought,
1021
00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:46,397
"Do I have to fuck Felipinho once?"
1022
00:58:48,274 --> 00:58:50,777
Two seconds later, I thought,
"I don't think so.
1023
00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:54,489
But I understood about self-awareness.
By the way...
1024
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:58,034
the two of you are very handsome,
you know?
1025
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:00,662
And when I said that, it created
a nice vibe in the dressing room,
1026
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:03,248
when I turn around,
Felipinho opens the door. I said, "Felipe!
1027
00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:04,415
Nego Tchan is here!"
1028
00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,043
When we look,
the two of them are French kissing.
1029
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:09,504
Felipinho says,
"Oh, he's really gay, check it out."
1030
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:26,521
It's the final stretch of the show,
my friends.
1031
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,774
Beautiful people.
1032
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,026
Let's recap.
1033
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:35,071
Rules, principles, who you are,
1034
00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:38,825
mistakes generate evolution
and finally, "Who do you fight for?"
1035
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:41,911
Establish these five points
and you are pokas ideia.
1036
00:59:42,453 --> 00:59:44,372
I'm going to say some things,
1037
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:47,750
if you agree, say "yes."
1038
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:49,294
If the answer is "no," be quiet.
1039
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,005
Is your mom annoying?
1040
00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:54,173
-Yes!
-Mine too.
1041
00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:56,718
And she goes to church, that tramp.
1042
00:59:58,511 --> 01:00:00,805
I never understood that shit.
The woman leaves the house
1043
01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:03,224
to find Jesus and comes back with Satan.
1044
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:07,812
Are your brothers and sisters still weird?
1045
01:00:07,895 --> 01:00:10,398
-Yes!
-And came out of the same pussy, right?
1046
01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,985
It's like it breaks sometimes,
a good one, a bad one...
1047
01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:17,947
Do your uncles and aunts only show up
when they need something?
1048
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:18,906
Yes!
1049
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:22,535
Does the rest of the family
only run into you when someone dies?
1050
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,745
Yes!
1051
01:00:23,828 --> 01:00:26,664
If your family
is just like everyone else's
1052
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,875
why do you complain
about your family and I don't?
1053
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:32,795
It's because you don't understand
who you are in you family.
1054
01:00:33,254 --> 01:00:36,758
For those of you who complain
about family, I have something to say:
1055
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:40,762
Your family was already annoying
before you were born.
1056
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,182
When you were born,
you just made it worse.
1057
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,394
You are what I call "dead weight."
1058
01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:52,023
You don't represent
the band Racionais' lyrics
1059
01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:54,442
that say that a flower can bloom
even in the dump.
1060
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,028
You are more garbage at the dump.
1061
01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:00,239
Because you have to change
your family's life as a whole.
1062
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:03,284
You have to be pokas ideia,
so they don't go through the same.
1063
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:06,454
You don't understand that shit.
You prefer to complain like them.
1064
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:09,207
Life is water.
Are you going to sink or swim?
1065
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,001
I should be a life coach.
1066
01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:18,424
When I was 14, I went down the street
to talk with some kids
1067
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:22,970
and I see my friend Fábio getting punched
and shot in the chest seven times.
1068
01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,348
He died in front of everyone.
1069
01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,935
He was murdered. I was 14 years old.
1070
01:01:32,146 --> 01:01:35,316
Until you understand what this is,
you will not understand the scar.
1071
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,068
You'll not understand
people from the hood.
1072
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,529
But I can't come here,
1073
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:43,950
say this and leave this awkward mood here.
1074
01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:47,995
No. I have to make you laugh
at this disgrace.
1075
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,874
So, I will joke about Fábio's death.
1076
01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:57,046
Right now the women are like this, "Hey...
1077
01:01:57,922 --> 01:01:59,215
Thiago,
1078
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,510
do you think people will laugh
at Fábio's death?"
1079
01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:03,886
Yes.
1080
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:07,223
Because it's not about the subject,
it's about the comedian.
1081
01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:10,059
When I was 14, I went down the street
to talk with some kids
1082
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,937
and I see my friend Fábio getting punched
and shot seven times.
1083
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,148
My question is, "Was the punch necessary?"
1084
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:22,113
It wasn't.
1085
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,328
So, what did I do?
1086
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,873
At 18, I decided that when I turned 30,
I'd give my mom a house.
1087
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:34,208
And I did. At 30, I would have
my house. I do.
1088
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,586
At 30, I would be financially
independent, and I am.
1089
01:02:36,669 --> 01:02:39,964
At 30, I would have an amazing car.
I have an Onix, but I'm working on it.
1090
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:43,176
And, at 30, I promised my family
1091
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,470
we would all go once a year somewhere
1092
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:47,597
that is not Mongaguá.
1093
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:52,435
Not that I don't like Mongaguá,
I love it, but I've been there a lot.
1094
01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:54,896
I set foot on the sand,
the ringworm says, "Thiago!"
1095
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,440
And I'm very proud
1096
01:02:57,523 --> 01:03:00,902
that the first trip I took with my family
1097
01:03:00,985 --> 01:03:05,198
was to Disney, do you feel me?
1098
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:06,866
That's right, my brother.
1099
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,118
It's about progress, people.
1100
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,495
Work for everyone.
1101
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,789
My talent, my punchlines,
1102
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,750
my thing, my performance
1103
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:18,169
and your money!
1104
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:21,714
It was you who financed this thing.
1105
01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,134
And, can I say something to you?
1106
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:29,138
When we film this for Netflix,
the whole planet will see it.
1107
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,599
Brazilians will see our victory
and will say,
1108
01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:34,977
"Fuck, the kid went to Disney!
That's right!"
1109
01:03:35,853 --> 01:03:38,397
On the other hand,
the gringos will also watch it.
1110
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:42,610
And they will be like this, "Look, honey.
1111
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:44,862
They celebrate that they went to Disney!"
1112
01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:47,990
Since I'm unashamed,
1113
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,409
hey, Netflix camera, zoom in on my face.
1114
01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:51,828
Just a little, 'cause it's fat.
1115
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,622
Hey, gringo motherfucker,
1116
01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,290
respect my trip to Disney,
1117
01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,460
because you don't know what it's like
at Playcenter in São Paulo!
1118
01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:04,674
Respect me as a human being, damn it!
1119
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:08,052
You don't know what's like to spend
14 hours in line at a roller coaster,
1120
01:04:08,886 --> 01:04:11,430
the guy looks at you and says,
"It is undergoing maintenance."
1121
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:14,976
It makes you want to murder everyone.
1122
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:19,021
From age 18 until 30, I saved a lot.
1123
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,107
Not a large amount, but any amount.
1124
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:24,026
For example, I always had to choose
the cheapest. Let's see if you get it.
1125
01:04:24,735 --> 01:04:27,780
If I was going to eat,
would I choose Fofura or Fandangos?
1126
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,657
-Fofura!
-Fofura.
1127
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:32,743
I would eat onion and parsley
flavored plastic to save money.
1128
01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:36,831
-Toddynho or Xocopinho?
-Xocopinho!
1129
01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:39,750
The chocolate milk of the rat, Xocopinho.
1130
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:44,547
You drink three of those,
on the fourth, your belly says, "Boy!"
1131
01:04:50,928 --> 01:04:52,471
Such a great audience.
1132
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,184
When you spend too much time
just thinking about money
1133
01:04:57,268 --> 01:05:00,771
to change your family's life,
you end up becoming a materialistic guy.
1134
01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:03,399
Only, when I went to Disney,
I didn't have to worry about money.
1135
01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:06,527
And the first time we go on a trip
we have to enjoy each other, right?
1136
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,486
Yes!
1137
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:10,031
I thought about it and I said,
"Be cool, man."
1138
01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:13,492
I thought about it and I said,
"Fuck the money!"
1139
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,286
I took a step forward with them,
1140
01:05:15,369 --> 01:05:17,121
and two steps backwards, you know?
1141
01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:20,416
And that was hard, you know?
1142
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:25,546
I don't know if you've already succeeded
in doing something for those you love.
1143
01:05:26,839 --> 01:05:28,174
But it's a great feeling.
1144
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:32,178
When I saw them there, I said,
"Fuck, bro, that's amazing.
1145
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,639
Everyone is happy, bro,
everyone accomplished.
1146
01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:37,892
It was my sweat, you know?
My work, my discipline."
1147
01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:40,269
When I look at
my 4-year-old niece, Yasmin,
1148
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,272
she has that smile, you know?
1149
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,150
Of someone who's eating a 9-dollar churro.
1150
01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:56,118
Why is that shit so expensive?
1151
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:01,958
I look at my mother and she's buying
this 150-dollar sweatshirt.
1152
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,294
My mother is cold, she is cold.
1153
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:11,300
She said it. She said,
"Wow, it's so cold."
1154
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:14,553
I said, "Hang on until we get home."
1155
01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:18,015
She said, "No, I'm going to buy
a sweatshirt, I'm cold."
1156
01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:20,059
She's cold, my mom.
1157
01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:21,477
My mom.
1158
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:25,940
She's been going through menopause
for 7 years and hasn't felt cold since.
1159
01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:29,568
But at Disney she couldn't take it.
1160
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,279
The husk broke.
1161
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,368
I look around,
my whole family is there, having fun.
1162
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,870
Spending my dollars.
1163
01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:45,001
It was the first time
that I missed Mongaguá.
1164
01:06:45,751 --> 01:06:47,586
I said, "Fuck it.
I won't worry about money."
1165
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:49,505
My niece walks up to me and says, "Uncle!
1166
01:06:51,882 --> 01:06:54,593
My belly is growling."
1167
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:57,972
I said, "Are you hungry?"
She said, "I'm hungry."
1168
01:06:58,055 --> 01:07:01,308
My niece is very cute,
the other day she said something funny.
1169
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,560
She said, "Uncle!
1170
01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:06,397
My father said he only kind of likes you."
1171
01:07:08,232 --> 01:07:10,401
I said, "Tell him that we are even!"
1172
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,320
She was hungry, I said, "Iara, come here.
1173
01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:16,323
Let's have lunch. Did you book the lunch
where we can meet Mickey?
1174
01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:18,409
She said, "I did."
Mickey arrived in 10 minutes.
1175
01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:21,120
I said, "That's right! We made it, fool!"
1176
01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:22,496
We're eating and Mickey arrives,
1177
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,374
my niece says, "Mickey is here!"
1178
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,792
I said, "Wow!
1179
01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:28,919
Be cool, girl!
1180
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,507
On the outside it's Mickey.
But who knows who's inside?
1181
01:07:34,341 --> 01:07:35,593
What if it's Michael Jackson?
1182
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:41,891
Be cool, come on!"
1183
01:07:46,353 --> 01:07:48,773
Since I'm from Brazil and from the hood,
I took her hand
1184
01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,024
and I said, "Excuse me.
1185
01:07:50,691 --> 01:07:54,111
Can you take a picture
with my niece, you rat?
1186
01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:06,957
If she fucking cries,
things are going to get heated here!
1187
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:08,751
Do it!"
1188
01:08:10,669 --> 01:08:13,130
I sat in my chair
with my criminal posture.
1189
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,634
We're eating, this woman shows up.
1190
01:08:16,717 --> 01:08:19,470
I said, "Hi, dear."
She gave me the bill. It was 440 dollars.
1191
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,098
That's 1,700 reais.
1192
01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:23,557
Lunch.
1193
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,685
Without the plane tickets.
1194
01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:31,899
Mickey was there, but I thought
it was Elsa because I was frozen.
1195
01:08:34,026 --> 01:08:36,779
The woman said, "How are you paying?"
I said, "I don't know.
1196
01:08:38,572 --> 01:08:40,533
Can we pay in ass? My sisters are here."
1197
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,462
I said, "Why is it 1,700 reais?"
1198
01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:55,422
She said,
"Because you had lunch with Mickey."
1199
01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:57,299
I said, "That motherfucking rat!
1200
01:08:57,758 --> 01:09:00,052
Why don't you go back to the manhole
with the Ninja Turtles?
1201
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:04,056
For 1,700 reais,
Goofy should go down on my mom.
1202
01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:07,935
I hope this chicken is Uncle Scrooge,
1203
01:09:08,018 --> 01:09:09,770
for 1,700 reais!"
1204
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:15,651
So, I made a huge scene.
When I look, my family is like this:
1205
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:22,283
So, again, I'm ashamed. I think, "Again?
1206
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,494
Thinking about money first,
and my family second."
1207
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:28,831
But 1,700 reais?
1208
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:30,332
A lunch?
1209
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,170
I wasn't the only one mad.
1210
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,256
There was another Brazilian family there
screaming like crazy.
1211
01:09:38,048 --> 01:09:39,758
He was angrier than me.
1212
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:42,178
At one point he said,
"Take it easy my ass!"
1213
01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:56,984
I looked at the 1,700,
and when I look to the side,
1214
01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:59,153
my niece Yasmin
was hugging Mickey.
1215
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,822
She looks at Mickey and says,
1216
01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:02,781
"Mickey...
1217
01:10:05,409 --> 01:10:06,952
you are so handsome."
1218
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,454
And Mickey says...
1219
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:15,961
I looked at that and said,
"Fuck, I was worried about money."
1220
01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:18,339
So, I finally got it.
1221
01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:21,926
I looked at the 1,700 and said,
"I can split it in ten 170-installments."
1222
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:26,388
I forgot about the money and said,
"Yasmin, my love,
1223
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,058
I love you very much, you know?"
1224
01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,727
She looks at me, smiles, and I hear...
1225
01:10:34,104 --> 01:10:36,565
"I'm not talking to you,
motherfucking rat!
1226
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:39,443
Do you think I'm afraid of you?
Call Pluto!"
1227
01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:45,908
"I love you too, uncle.
1228
01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:48,327
Your head is just like Mickey's."
1229
01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:54,875
I looked at that smile, I looked
at the 1,700 and said, "Not worth it."
1230
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:59,255
With 1,700, I put Roberto Firmino's teeth
on my niece.
1231
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:02,007
That crazy dude
has some bright white teeth.
1232
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:04,218
He gargles with bleach.
1233
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:09,265
We finish lunch and go to Pandora,
the Blue City of Avatar.
1234
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,392
That place is so weird.
1235
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:15,604
All blue, just like now.
You can't recognize anyone.
1236
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,817
Are you crazy? And there are some
noises there, to feel like Pandora.
1237
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:22,695
There are some speakers
making sounds like this:
1238
01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:37,001
I'm walking with my family
and my mom says, "This place is cursed.
1239
01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:41,964
This place needs a prayer.
You need about 40 priests
1240
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:43,257
to bless this place.
1241
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:46,760
This place hasn't seen
a Bible in two months."
1242
01:11:47,177 --> 01:11:48,470
I said, "This is another planet."
1243
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,265
She said, "Another planet my ass, Thiago.
This place here...
1244
01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:53,600
is cursed by Satan."
1245
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:56,270
I said, "We're on Pandora,
the Avatar planet.
1246
01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:58,856
You know? The blue people
who work at the phone company?"
1247
01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,359
We stop in a room and hear
1248
01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:06,405
"Welcome, earthlings.
1249
01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:08,866
Welcome to Pandora.
1250
01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:13,120
Today you will participate in the first
simulator flight of your life.
1251
01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:17,207
If you pass, you will be able
to live among the avatars.
1252
01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:20,252
Go to the next room
and climb on the devices."
1253
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,920
Damn it!
1254
01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:26,508
I said, "Fuck!"
1255
01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:30,679
I got on the thing
as if it were a wide motorcycle.
1256
01:12:31,263 --> 01:12:32,306
I looked at my nephew.
1257
01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:34,725
And I said, "It's a Hornet, fool!
1258
01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:38,395
Hey mom, where's my Juliette?
I want to look good."
1259
01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:42,691
I see my mother putting on the 3D glasses.
She's short-sighted.
1260
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,486
She puts on the 3D glasses.
She's short-sighted,
1261
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,155
she says, "I can see again, son."
I said, "My God."
1262
01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:50,783
I didn't understand
what was happening.
1263
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,076
To me, it was all machines.
1264
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:55,746
When I put on the glasses,
I immediately entered Pandora.
1265
01:12:55,829 --> 01:12:58,207
I said, "Fuck!"
1266
01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:00,501
The woman appears and says,
1267
01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:03,504
"Everything that happens in the simulator,
will happen to you in real life,
1268
01:13:03,587 --> 01:13:05,172
so, hold on tight."
1269
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,549
She disappears. When I look
down, where's the bike?
1270
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,135
It's a 26-foot bird, man.
1271
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,221
All blue!
1272
01:13:13,013 --> 01:13:14,932
I named it after São Caetano soccer team.
1273
01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:18,227
The thing started to walk.
1274
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,024
It flapped its wings twice, like this.
1275
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,068
And squeaked:
1276
01:13:27,861 --> 01:13:31,949
it dived in and I said,
"Calm down, São Caetano!"
1277
01:13:32,449 --> 01:13:35,828
It almost hits a rock
and goes straight, like 90 miles an hour.
1278
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:38,747
I said, "Go ahead, I'll cover
the license plate so you don't get fined."
1279
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:44,711
Go ahead, São Caetano!
1280
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:47,673
The cops can't catch us."
1281
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:51,260
The bird moved to the side,
we moved to the side.
1282
01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:53,095
It moved to the other side,
we moved too.
1283
01:13:53,178 --> 01:13:56,723
At one point it was windy in the ride,
we felt the wind for real.
1284
01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:59,768
At one point, we hit some water,
we got wet for real.
1285
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:02,688
At one point we entered a forest,
1286
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:05,691
and Disney added the smell
1287
01:14:05,774 --> 01:14:08,360
of the forest.
1288
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:10,988
I've never been to a forest.
1289
01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:14,575
My mom smelled the plants and said,
1290
01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:16,952
"You're not smoking
the Devil's cigarette here, are you?
1291
01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:20,706
I said, "Are you crazy, mom? Come on?"
1292
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:22,499
Out of nowhere, it flaps its wing again.
1293
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,168
And lands.
1294
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:26,128
Breathes.
1295
01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:32,634
Only our leg is in the belly
of the animal. You won't believe it.
1296
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:34,470
When the animal breathed, our leg...
1297
01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:41,143
We could feel the animal's breathing
on our legs.
1298
01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,938
Man, if it was crazy for me,
1299
01:14:45,397 --> 01:14:47,316
imagine for my mom who goes to church?
1300
01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,944
From the beginning,
I could hear my mom saying,
1301
01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:53,447
"Help me, Lord!
1302
01:14:53,530 --> 01:14:55,782
Christ's blood has power!
1303
01:14:57,284 --> 01:15:00,287
Though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,
1304
01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:02,831
and I'm riding the Devil's horse!
1305
01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:08,086
But I have Jesus' reins!"
1306
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,840
I asked my mother, in panic,
"What are you feeling?"
1307
01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:13,425
She said, "A tickle."
1308
01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:18,597
I said, "What a crazy family!"
1309
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:19,640
The ride ends.
1310
01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:23,727
My mom runs to me,
hugs me and cries.
1311
01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:27,147
I didn't get it, but nobody
likes to see their mom crying.
1312
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,150
I said, "Can you wait outside,
I'm taking care of my mom."
1313
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:33,320
I moved my mom gently and asked her,
1314
01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:38,283
"Hey, mom,
1315
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:40,160
why are you crying?"
1316
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:41,745
She turns to me,
1317
01:15:42,162 --> 01:15:43,622
"I'd never flown before."
1318
01:15:49,753 --> 01:15:51,296
I said, "What?"
1319
01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:54,508
She said, "This was my first time flying.
1320
01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:58,428
I've flown in an airplane,
but not on an animal...
1321
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,390
it was the first time!"
1322
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:05,602
"Mom, you didn't fly,
it was a flight simulator."
1323
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,312
She said, "But it's the same!"
1324
01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:11,358
I said, "A simulator simulates.
1325
01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:15,028
Mom, actually,
1326
01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:20,075
I'm used to two different reasons you cry,
anger and sadness,
1327
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,703
but this is neither of them, you know?
1328
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,788
Are you happy?"
1329
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,456
Then, she said, "Yes.
1330
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,586
But the animal breathed, it breathed.
1331
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:33,964
Wow!
1332
01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:36,675
What a crazy ride!
1333
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:39,636
I can't wait to call Fátima
and tell her about it."
1334
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,389
I said, "But...
1335
01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:44,600
why are you crying?"
She said, "No reason."
1336
01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:46,602
I said, "Tell me. Why?"
1337
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:48,353
"No reason."
1338
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:52,107
By the way, bro, we need to vent, okay?
1339
01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:54,526
We grow up in a place
where they say we don't need to cry,
1340
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,612
that we don't have to talk
about our problems. We do.
1341
01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:58,030
Keeping it in is worse.
1342
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,616
I said, "Go on, mom, why are you crying?"
1343
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:02,242
She said, "No, it's just that...
1344
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,580
Nothing, son. It's just that...
1345
01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:09,958
I wish I could have done this
for my own mom, you know?
1346
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:11,960
But...
1347
01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:13,754
it's okay."
1348
01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,673
I said, "Don't worry,
1349
01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:18,592
you would never have the money.
1350
01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:27,684
Just lunch would have maxed out
your department store credit card."
1351
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:33,982
I told my mom,
"Hey mom, for real?
1352
01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:37,694
I've only seen you cry tears of joy
twice in my life.
1353
01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:41,198
The first time was
when I bought you a house.
1354
01:17:42,282 --> 01:17:44,451
And the second time was when you flew.
1355
01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:49,373
Hey, shorty. Honestly.
1356
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:52,000
Honestly, for real.
1357
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:55,420
If I knew the price of both things,
you would have only flown.
1358
01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:00,133
My mother said, "I didn't fly,
I went on a flight simulator."
1359
01:18:00,884 --> 01:18:03,345
I said,
"Yeah, shorty, you learn fast, huh?
1360
01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:05,097
What's up?"
1361
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,599
She said, "Son, look at all of this.
Look at Disney.
1362
01:18:08,225 --> 01:18:10,227
It was you." I said, "No, it was Mickey.
1363
01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:13,772
That rat I'm dying to bump.
1364
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,567
I'm ready to kick his head
and watch it fly through the air.
1365
01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:20,696
Little Lucas from Brazil will say,
'Bring a soda!'"
1366
01:18:21,905 --> 01:18:24,366
She said, "No, you idiot.
The fact that everyone is here.
1367
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:27,244
You worked,
it was the result of your effort.
1368
01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:29,162
So I wanted you to know that...
1369
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:34,793
I know you are sad for being away,
for not seeing us often.
1370
01:18:35,752 --> 01:18:37,587
But look at what you're doing
for everyone.
1371
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,882
We love you, okay? And can I tell you?
1372
01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,468
I'm very lucky to be your mother.
1373
01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,680
And seeing you taking care of us,
you'll be a good father.
1374
01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:49,099
Just think about what your dad did
and do the opposite."
1375
01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:58,859
At that moment, I hugged my mother.
1376
01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:02,612
When I looked to the side, the whole
family was looking at me hugging her.
1377
01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:07,033
It was the first time in my life
that I felt genuine joy, you know?
1378
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,954
It was the first time that I looked
at my family and said, "We won."
1379
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,082
If this is the result of being pokas ideia
for 12 years,
1380
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,500
it was all worth it.
1381
01:19:15,959 --> 01:19:18,420
This won't be the best comedy
in the planet. Do you know why?
1382
01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,630
Because I'm not the best comedian
there is,
1383
01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:23,592
but it will be unique for a lot of people,
you know?
1384
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:25,802
That's what we have to do for people.
1385
01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:28,346
You have to work for everyone,
and you have to be the voice.
1386
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:29,556
It's like I say,
1387
01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,725
"In the absence of a reference,
1388
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:33,101
be the reference."
1389
01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,478
When I hugged my mom,
1390
01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:36,897
I should have just left.
1391
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:46,782
But I gave her a hug and realized
that her head ended up right here.
1392
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:52,954
When I looked to the side,
my mouth fit in my mother's ear.
1393
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:57,751
And after so many beautiful words,
I needed to say something to her.
1394
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,003
In that exact moment,
1395
01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:02,798
those who are my big fans already know
what's happening...
1396
01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:16,186
And who shouldn't be here,
is thinking, "My God!"
1397
01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:18,772
"Rita!
1398
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,484
these slum dwellers
have their own dialect."
1399
01:20:22,567 --> 01:20:25,445
And at this moment,
everyone understood and is like this,
1400
01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:27,239
"Hey.
1401
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,157
Thiago!
1402
01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:31,785
You won't tell me that you said..."
1403
01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:34,162
"Amanakashamana."
1404
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,499
"Amanakashamana."
1405
01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:06,236
Hey, everyone,
1406
01:21:06,319 --> 01:21:08,822
that's all I got. Thank you.
1407
01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:10,699
And in humility: pokas ideia.
1408
01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:54,159
Subtitle translation by Harry Darkins