1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:05,440 *Electrical hum* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:42,000 *Synth Music* 5 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,920 [GREG] So you guys are gonna get me sleeping, and then me waking up right? 6 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,880 [CREW] Yes, yeah, yeah- we literally just finished discussing ... 7 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,520 *Greg grunts* 8 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:08,800 Now this is my favorite part of every morning. 9 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:14,480 I boot up my computer and I see what kind of feedback I've been getting since I was asleep. 10 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,720 Cause, you know, you sleep for ten hours you don't know what people are saying about you. 11 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:25,160 What's a let's play? Well have you guys seen Mystery Science Theater? No? 12 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,340 Well neither have I but I hear it's very similar to that. so what you do is you 13 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:32,150 So what you do is take a source material, with the let's play specifically you take a video game 14 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:38,570 and you play it like a normal customer would but if you're funny if you have 15 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:43,850 the gift you talk over it and you make jokes and you tell stories and people 16 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:49,280 watch it because they're not just interested in the game they're interested in me! 17 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,560 When this light turns on 18 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:56,150 no more cool, funny, everybody's friend, just Greg. No no no no, when the light is 19 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:03,080 on you get Lazergreg. Your even cooler even funnier even more interesting best friend! 20 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,600 [GREG] Haha! All right everyone, I'm walking around I 21 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,800 don't know if I'm supposed to kill this guy but whatever! I'm just gonna... 22 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,040 Is that a rock? 23 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,800 I've committed to doing let's plays professionally, full-time, 24 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,680 about a year ago. I used to be in college, I don't to brag or anything, but it was 25 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,360 the fifth highest rated community college and on the west coast 26 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,110 I have always thought of myself as a very creative person. ALWAYS. when I was a 27 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:30,440 little kid and I was in grade school I would never pay attention in class! 28 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,530 Schools aren't a place for creative people. I'm an artist what do you- what 29 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:37,040 I'm gonna get a degree, and then get a nine-to-five job with insurance and 30 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,700 benefits and stuff? No you can't be an artist and have a job. 31 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:44,480 But, you know, I still have a regular job- I had to get, my parents said I had to 32 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,920 [GREG'S MOM] It did seem a little weird to us at first but you know as a mother I had to take a step back 33 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:53,800 and help Greg because I want to see him reach his full potential. 34 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,840 [GREG'S DAD] It- it still doesn't make any sense to me... 35 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,120 This is my computer! Built her myself- I kinda... 36 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:05,080 of kind of a techie. She served me very well like this thing she can survive 37 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,480 [SLAM] anything that I put her through you know? 38 00:03:07,485 --> 00:03:09,480 Well if you asked me a month ago I would say thirty. 39 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:14,270 If you ask me now- how many subscribers I have now... uh more than that... 40 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:18,220 You guys are subscribed right? 41 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:24,740 [CREW] Uh- yeah yeah yeah I will, eventually yeah absolutely yeah possibly yeah yeah I did 42 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:25,640 yeah good! 43 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:29,420 I don't think people understand what it takes to do what I do 44 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:33,560 okay at a regular job you just do your job! You just do your work, but when you're a 45 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,800 let's player you have to be funny! 46 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:41,000 Gaaaaaaaaay- this game is gaaaaaaaay! 47 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,360 ALL THE TIME! 48 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,920 just stop you can't just take a break that is thousands of hours recording it 49 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:51,470 and playing it and editing it and in those thousands of hours you have to be 50 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:57,830 making jokes the entire time because my audience my loving audience expects me 51 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,720 to be funny 52 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,920 That's pretty funny... 53 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,160 oh! you know what slavery! [typing] 54 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:08,530 Vincent van Gogh paints the Mona Lisa and he spends 55 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:15,080 thousands of hours painting this thing and he dies poor now imagine some guy 56 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:20,240 draws a funny mustache on the Mona Lisa and he makes 500 million dollars. 57 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:26,200 Who would you rather be? I want to be the guy drawing mustache! 58 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,229 I want to be the millionaire! Cuz that's what this is it's it's taking something that exists and 59 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:34,970 making it better and being recognized for that. Being BIG! I mean who are the 60 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:38,120 developers who made Call of Duty or Bioshock or Doom? You don't know but you 61 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:44,840 know PewDiePie and it's hard it's really it's really hard and people people don't 62 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:49,600 understand what it takes to do what I do! 63 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:56,710 It's just you know- I just gotta find my audience... 64 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,710 [Clicks refresh button] 65 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,840 it's got one like... 66 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:10,200 [TITLE MUSIC] 67 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,920 [GREG'S DAD] The hardest part is trying to explain it to our friends... 68 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,000 [GREG'S MOM] a lot of our friends have been asking about him... and if he's okay 69 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,510 You know from the outside, people just seem to think that Greg doesn't have a job 70 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:50,180 plays video games all day and doesn't seem to be doing anything with his life 71 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:57,040 [GREG] All right! Here we are, you guys are seeing me and my second job. This is my 72 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,440 call it my civilian job! 73 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:04,650 [MR. NYCHO] Yeah, we hired uh, Grade, a while ago. He's all right I guess 74 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,520 does what we tell him to. 75 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,680 [GREG] It really is unbelievable 76 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:18,680 seeing the sheer amount of joy on a person's face when he hand them a steaming pile of za. 77 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,720 This must be what Steve Jobs feels like every single day 78 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:26,880 Except instead of delivering iPhones delivering pizza! 79 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,960 [GREG'S DAD] Wetold him he didn't get a job, we'd kick him out of the house. 80 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:36,800 It's given me a whole new perspective cuz I see I see how they live and it's been very humbling! 81 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,817 Do you think I'm humble? 82 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,160 What? Do you think I'm a humble person? 83 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 [DOOR CLOSES] 84 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:54,800 [MR NYCHO] He does seem kind of in his own head a bit though I mean which is normal for a 85 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,800 kid his age still trying to figure out what I do with his life and all that.. 86 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,550 *CAR HONKING* [GREG] Oh! Greg's gonna hit the car! Whoa! 87 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:04,690 [MR NYCHO] yeah he's nice to have around.. He's the only one that likes Kevin. 88 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:09,440 Did you was your hands Kevin? 89 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,000 [GREG] You guys know Kevin right? 90 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,720 [CREW] Uh... I don't uh... no... ah 91 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:18,240 [GREG] You guys know Kevin! Come on he's in a lot of my videos if you guys watch my 92 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,200 videos like you've been bound to have heard Kevin! 93 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,860 [KEVIN] Watch this... 94 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:31,240 Hi, welcome to Perry's... I'd hi thanks for calling Perry's I'd like to thank you 95 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,800 for.... What would you like to order? 96 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,979 [GREG] I've got a lot of friends but Kevin has 97 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:41,370 definitely risen to the top he doesn't say much but when he does say something 98 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:42,840 gold! 99 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,000 [KEVIN] Hey hey, Greg.. 100 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,960 Hey! 101 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,840 more like all the FARTS you could eat! 102 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,820 *Greg laughs hysterically* 103 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,500 [MR NYCHO] You guys are all so nice to have around! 104 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,460 The crew adds an interesting element. 105 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:58,640 People are you're making a real movie! 106 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,160 [GREG] Right now I have a rapidly growing 107 00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:08,770 fanbase of highly dedicated highly motivated Lazergreg fan boys... and girls 108 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:17,840 I'm very inclusive. I like to call them my greggies... No, my La- my Lazies, Lazys? 109 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:23,229 My Lazys! Anyway I think it's super important to stay connected with your 110 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:30,340 fans it's good to remind them that I'm just another average, norma,l down to 111 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:33,400 earth, average... 112 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,840 celebrity! 113 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,360 So that's why I host a weekly comment reaction video 114 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,880 for my griggers. 115 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,960 I don't just consider them to be my fans some of them I consider 116 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:45,520 them to be my friends... 117 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,410 Some of them even my best friends! you got Fedora Logan 118 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:57,329 spiderchan69, lavacraft, NaziDogg, Peter Stormaretrooper and of course 119 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,480 puppyluvr.. 120 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,860 [GREG'S MOM] Oh yeah I'm subscribed absolutely! 121 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:04,360 I I try to watch all of his videos. 122 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,160 [GREG- on phone speaker] Alright guys check this out! 123 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,700 [GREG- on phone speaker] OOOOOOOH! HE BLEW UP!! That's crazyyyy! 124 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,880 Alright! 125 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:16,420 So here we are next comment reaction video. 126 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:20,260 Uuhh, first comment says 127 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,940 "nice vid!" 128 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,460 Nice vid... wow... 129 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:32,020 Thank you so much that means a lot to me man 130 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:40,140 I worked really hard on this one... Part 18 was... 131 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,460 Thank you. 132 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,840 *Greg Laughs* 133 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,700 My boy! 134 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:47,580 Nazi D! my Grigger! Alright what's he gotta say? 135 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:51,280 "I think you can make your commentaries a little more engaging 136 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:55,180 if the editing was a little tighter. 137 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,140 Just a thought thought smiley face" well 138 00:09:57,140 --> 00:10:00,280 What the frick are you talking about NaziDogg? 139 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,980 he's trolling he's always doing this! it's crazy, 140 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,220 What an idiot. Alright next comment! 141 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:12,420 So um... 142 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:16,440 Those are all of the the comments this week if you guys want to 143 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:24,080 be on the next week's comment reaction video just leave a comment.. and um.. 144 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:29,500 LAZERGREEEEEEG out! Alright... 145 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,980 FRICK! 146 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,660 [CREW] Greg what did the comment say? 147 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,880 What do you think it said? Huh? 148 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,980 It's right there on the stupid screen! 149 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,200 I'm shitting, you want to join me? 150 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,760 [GREG] Kevin [KEVIN] uh-huh 151 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,980 [GREG] I was thinking. what we could do for the next stream is 152 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:51,410 we could wear silly hats or something like that you think that'd be cool? 153 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,780 You think that'd be funny? [KEVIN] ah.... 154 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,440 [GREG] We could wear San Francisco Giants Hats! 155 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,140 [KEVIN] Right... 156 00:10:57,140 --> 00:11:01,460 That'd be funny! Get it? Cuz they're gay. 157 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,200 Oh... 158 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:05,640 [KEVIN] I didn't know they were gay... 159 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,960 Of course they are! 160 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:11,500 I don't think people would like that though it's like hurtling.. 161 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,600 Oh yeah 162 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,720 joke's pretty highbrow 163 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,500 yeah 164 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,020 Frick Kevin we got to think of something we need we 165 00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:25,260 need a hook to get people watching Kevin think of something! 166 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,240 Okay. 167 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,740 I'm doing all the thinking! 168 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:31,180 We don't have to wear silly hats... 169 00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:34,780 we could just eat peppers! 170 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,680 Kevin 171 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,720 that is an a-plus idea Kevin! That's a good freakin idea! You see what we can do 172 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,810 when we work together when we put our heads together you see what we can 173 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:47,400 accomplish? This is exactly what I'm talking about, the dynamic duo, the dream 174 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,440 team. This is what it's all about! 175 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,200 [MR NYCHO] GREG! NO! No! Nooo! Y 176 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,520 You know you're not supposed to do that 177 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,740 I was putting it back! 178 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:58,820 Did you even wash your hands? 179 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,480 *soft thud* 180 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:03,480 [MR NYCHO] *Sighs* 181 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,080 Fucking.... 182 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,260 [GREG] He's jealous Kevin don't let him bother you 183 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:12,920 [KEVIN] Uh.. are you still my ride for tonight? 184 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,782 Oh yeah buddy! For sure! 185 00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:17,540 Before I drop you off, can we still stream tonight? 186 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,700 I have homework... 187 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,740 When's it due? 188 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,300 Tomorroooow... 189 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,640 Well then do it tomorrow! 190 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,160 It'll be fine! We're streaming Kevin! It's gonna be sweet 191 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:35,530 [GREG] What's up everybody? It's your old buddy Lazergreg, I'm back! and- don't wave 192 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:40,880 there's no camera. And I'm joined by my buddy Kevin! 193 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,880 Kevin it's really embarrassing having to say your real name on this dream dude.. 194 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,820 Well it's not as 195 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:49,180 embarrassing as having to say Laser-Greg 196 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,860 okay Kevin- my name is cool! 197 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:56,160 alright? and besides every big youtuber has like a cool youtuber name! 198 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:02,080 You know there's actually uh a YouTube celebrity that lives near here? 199 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,000 Uuuuhhh no 200 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,420 I would think you know him.. 201 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,660 never heard anything about that... 202 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,400 okay.. 203 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,850 But you know what? Fun fact: there is a guy who 204 00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:13,330 lives around here who makes like YouTube videos you know for fun like as a hobby 205 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:15,790 I don't know if you know him though he's kind of small it's- 206 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,100 his name is DanMark... 207 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,480 Oh yeah! 208 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:25,740 Wait, oh yeah that's what I was talking about! 209 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,600 You... You'd call DanMark.. like you'd go as far as to 210 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,580 call him a celebrity? 211 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:36,740 Well he has like, what 700,000 subscribers? that's kind of a lot..I'd say that's YouTube 212 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,900 celebrity status.. 213 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,770 Kevin subscribers aren't everything! I mean this videos aren't 214 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,440 even really my thing anyway, you know? So I guess that's why he's not 215 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,300 really lik-e that why don't really think of him that way... 216 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,210 but like he does Let's Plays and 217 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:52,280 we do let's plays... 218 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,890 No no no, Kev- it's not this it's not the same thing 219 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:59,380 like okay I can see the similarities okay I'm not an idiot. 220 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,120 Right... 221 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:05,300 But like what we do is different artistically.. like comparing apples 222 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,480 Okay.. 223 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,700 To oranges... 224 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,880 To green apples! 225 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,880 So green apples different colors different 226 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,980 ..tastes! They're like different the fruits all together- 227 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,300 Where are we supposed to be going? 228 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:23,920 I actually saw him- he came to the pizza place a few couple days ago he had a big order- 229 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,585 He was at the pizza place? 230 00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:26,290 Pizza place... 231 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,420 Doing what!? 232 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:30,610 He bought pizza- what else would he do? He bought a lot of 233 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:35,860 pizza it was like for a party or something uh.. He seemed really nice and cool and chill 234 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,970 Yeah I mean he is cool! Because he's like got a cool sense of 235 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:45,760 style and he's got a cool house supposedly he gives to charity or whatever... 236 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,240 I know DanMark! 237 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,940 Yeah! we go way back way back oh yeah! 238 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,630 That's cool! 239 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,560 It is cool! Like I am cool for knowing him. 240 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,860 We've been- I don't want to say rivals, 241 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:02,980 but we've been like like friendly competitors for a really really really 242 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,240 long time. 243 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,720 Okay! 244 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,820 Hey, you seem to know him pretty well. 245 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:08,980 Well, he knows me too. 246 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:13,800 did you get invited to the party? 247 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,240 Kevin I- I get invited to like all sorts of 248 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:23,709 parties like I can't even keep track of the parties I HAVE to go to- and so I was 249 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,600 absolutely invited to this one. 250 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,760 uh-hey yeah yeah! 251 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,220 Yeah but I don't know 252 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:33,670 if I'm gonna go because there's just- there's... because, you know... we have a lot 253 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:38,709 of it's a job you... YOU know what Kevin?! we completely forgot I died earlier, and we're 254 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:43,180 supposed to eat the peppers so let's do that.. now. 255 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,939 Okay? Cool awesome there they 256 00:15:45,939 --> 00:15:50,230 are! We have a bowl right there it's- we don't have a webcam like I said so it's 257 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:53,840 gonna be all yeah audio yeah I'll take that. 258 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,470 You ready? 259 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,680 Let's light this bitch! 260 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,040 No I'm not strong enough you have to go first 261 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,300 uh kay 262 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:05,639 Wait! Don't be a hero Kevin I can do it. We're gonna do it at the same time okay 263 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:12,280 Okay. 264 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,560 *peppers crunch* 265 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,480 Uah.. my god... 266 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,880 Ow- 267 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,600 [KEVIN] Mmm 268 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,080 OW! OW!! 269 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:30,640 OOOWWWW!!! Oh my god it's so hot! 270 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,000 *pepper crunch* 271 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,220 It's also pretty tasty! 272 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,400 Guah, no it isn't!! -OW!! 273 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,660 OH MY GOD!! 274 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,780 Greg, have you not swallowed yet? 275 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,720 NO! 276 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,880 It's so hot! 277 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,180 Do you want me to swallow for you? 278 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,860 NO KEVIN! Don't be gross!! 279 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,680 OH MY GOD! 280 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,900 KEVIN CUT THE STREAM 281 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,580 Cut the stream right now! 282 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:48,740 How? 283 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,980 YOU PUSH THE BUTTON THAT SAYS STOP IDIOT! 284 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,540 Okay I got it, thank God. 285 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,780 Oh my God , Kevin you gotta go get me milk- you gotta go give me milk right now! 286 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,700 I need it 287 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,440 Okay! 288 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,040 I NEEEED IT! 289 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,380 It's so hot! 290 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,980 Oh God! 291 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,200 *swallows throwup* WHY? 292 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,400 Why did you let me do this? 293 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,160 Why would people do this for views? 294 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,200 FOR STUPID VIEWS! 295 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,060 Greg here's your milk 296 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,400 Gimme! 297 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,500 *Spits up into bowl* 298 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,520 *Drinking milk* 299 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,600 *Gasp* 300 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,120 This kind of crap.. ugh- 301 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:28,320 is below- below us! We can't do this to ourselves 302 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,340 You think this is below us? 303 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:35,160 Just wait until you shit it out, it's gonna be fuckin' hot! 304 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:44,000 I can't think of that right now Kevin we got to be smart about this okay. We have to think of a way to 305 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,960 get views 306 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:51,020 So what are we gonna do? 307 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,460 Hey- 308 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:56,340 Uh 309 00:17:56,340 --> 00:18:00,720 That youtuber party that DanMark was throwing- uh 310 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,620 Do you remember when that was gonna be? 311 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,980 Do you remember when that was? 312 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:11,180 *muffled music* 313 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:12,980 *Door opening* 314 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,680 HEEEEEEYYY! Did somebody order a pizza? 315 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,140 Haha- um we did, a while ago... 316 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,420 Oh- Uuuuhhhh 317 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,340 like but 318 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,020 we got it... 319 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,300 you're not missing one? you're not missing one 320 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,920 Uuuuhh- no I don't think so... 321 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,080 I heard- I mean they called me to come over here to deliver one are you sure? 322 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:34,500 I don't know.. I mean probably! Okay.. 323 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,000 How long are we gonna keep doing this man? 324 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,140 Doing... what? Pizza- stuff? 325 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,720 No it's me! 326 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,940 Greg! 327 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,180 Lazergreg? 328 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,080 DanMark! 329 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:49,640 from? 330 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,540 high school! 331 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,540 my name's mark... 332 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:55,020 you know me man! 333 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,300 Aahhhhh- 334 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,660 It's ringing some bells right? 335 00:18:57,661 --> 00:18:58,460 yeah... 336 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,340 How do you forget this face? So you having like a like 337 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,180 a party or something fun going on in there? 338 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,440 Yeah it's just this little get-together, I actually gotta get back- 339 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,180 Is that Markiplier?!? Is that Markiplier? 340 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,420 [DanMark] You know what, I think I think I do remember Greg! Yeah! we were both in the same 341 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:16,890 oral comm class that's right he Greg 342 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:22,520 delivered one of the most enchanting monologues that I've ever heard... 343 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,540 I'm just kidding, I never took an oral comm class, but he seems like an okay guy I mean he 344 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:32,280 brought his own pizza! 345 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,080 He's a let's player? That's that's pretty cool! Maybe I'll 346 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,100 check out his channel sometime. You know sometimes those little guys they deserve 347 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:42,180 the attention.. sometimes they make the best content too 348 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,320 [GREG] Oh, I'm a girl, I'm just gonna fucking kill myself, hold on. 349 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,680 Other times... 350 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:51,820 [JULIE] I always thought I had a big family, but- 351 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,320 Hey! 352 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,420 Hi, what's up? How many subscribers do you have? 353 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,280 On what? 354 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,680 *greg laughs* 355 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,020 On YouTube idiot, how many subscribers you have on YouTube? 356 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,059 Um like 357 00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:05,300 300,000 or so... 358 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,300 What?! Are you serious?! You?! 359 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,860 Hahahahahow do you have so many? 360 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,240 My boyfriend has much more so- 361 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,700 Oh I get it.. 362 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,180 You gotta get those views any way you can, right? 363 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,120 What do you mean? 364 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:25,580 Well I mean come on like, those aren't really your views right? 365 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:32,280 I mean they're only watching you because of DanMark right? 366 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,720 No! 367 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,440 What do you what do you like what kind of videos do you make? 368 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:42,960 Oh! um I meanI have a few videos, mostly just of my cats. 369 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,750 How many views could those possibly get? 370 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:52,820 Well actually there's one of yeah of my cat Wu-Wu reacting to popcorn! 371 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,760 Okay- 372 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,240 It's really cute! 373 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,460 It sounds cute. 374 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,760 That one has about 3,000 views... 375 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,360 cool. 376 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:12,040 Markiplier! Markiplier! Mark- Mar.. have you seen Markiplier... around here? No? 377 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,880 [DANMARK] Heeeeeeeyyyyyy 378 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,100 Who is that? 379 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,540 That's- That's Greg! 380 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:20,120 Wha- What is he doing here? 381 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:24,300 Uh- I dunno! He kinda just walked in! 382 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,520 Haha 383 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:30,500 Well, he is weird and he is making everyone uncomfortable so you need to go talk to him! 384 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,760 Yo! Greg! How about you and I, we go over here? 385 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,920 He is awesome I mean I how 386 00:21:41,929 --> 00:21:47,629 cool is it that he's invited me to his big youtuber party I mean obviously I 387 00:21:47,629 --> 00:21:50,800 bring a lot to the table so this is as much of a favor for him as it is for me 388 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:55,320 I don't know about this man I feel a little nervous I don't know if I can do this.. 389 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,440 Why not? come on. 390 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,320 I'm surrounded by all these like YouTube celebrities like 391 00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:00,874 all this talent that's weird.. 392 00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:03,499 nah not all my friends are YouTube celebrities Greg 393 00:22:03,499 --> 00:22:09,049 basically all of his friends are famous I mean I'm I'm swimming with the sharks 394 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:13,279 out here okay and I'm a big shark but these sharks are even bigger than I am 395 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:18,200 and if those sharks are bigger than this shark like just just imagine how big 396 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,560 those sharks might be... 397 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,159 it makes you think 398 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,320 wow those are some big sharks... 399 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,700 *phone ringing* 400 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:35,640 Hahahaha, whooo! Fans! 401 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,240 Where the hell is he? 402 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,880 Stop calling me! 403 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,860 You have fans that call you? 404 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,960 Do they call you regularly? 405 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,900 Mm-hmm, yeah I do 406 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,530 Oh man yeah it's sucks dude 407 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,200 I don't think it your number are you getting hacked or they like messing with 408 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,680 you I know some people that can help you out cuz I have my shi-stuff hacked- 409 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,480 oh no no no! 410 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,360 My griggers- very sneaky like thieves in the night! 411 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,550 How bout! we uh we watch a- uh we have a 412 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,760 YouTube video! One of your YouTube videos! Let's watch it 413 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,280 Yeah! 414 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:08,780 Yah! 415 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:11,090 Yeah. yah yah yah yah yah ya 416 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:16,280 I could show you like one two or how ever many you want to look at. We gotta whole night ahead of us! 417 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,060 We got a whol- a groovy night! Yeah dude! 418 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:25,700 It's important I think to you know support the the smaller channels on YouTube you 419 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:31,220 know especially as they're growing it's tough, it is tough when you're starting out! 420 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,460 You know what it was. 421 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:36,080 it all started for me with my uh my younger brother and 422 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:41,960 I we would we would play video games for hours you know he would watch me play 423 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,530 you know our parents would get so mad because we'd spent so many hours and 424 00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:50,540 hours eating junk food playing games and then he died 425 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,560 *laughs* I'm just- 426 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,320 guys I'm just kidding this joke he's upstairs running around, acting like a 427 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:59,540 goofball I'm sure. But he told me how much he liked watching videos of other 428 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,600 people playing video games and then posting him online and it didn't make 429 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:08,640 sense to me at the time you know I thought it was really pointless so I started making my own 430 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,610 [Greg over phone speaker] You should really have a button where you know if a character is 431 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:15,570 gay or not just like just so you know if you want to like if you're do hate gay people you can kill them 432 00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,712 you know how about we get some head phones for that! 433 00:24:18,712 --> 00:24:19,799 Wait what? Got some 434 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,500 Some Headphones! why what are you doing? 435 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,280 Well there's a lot of people here they're trying to have a conversation and I think you know 436 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:29,429 we just want to keep this between us two youtubers you know what I'm sayin? 437 00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:34,470 No! What are you talking about? They'll love it! Besides my video is more 438 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:36,620 interesting than their boring conversation anyway 439 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,389 ya- no.. uh ya- no 440 00:24:39,389 --> 00:24:44,309 and then I got lucky again, overnight one of my videos just went pwshooo and I've been 441 00:24:44,309 --> 00:24:48,149 pretty doing pretty well ever since but being honest you know I'm scraping the 442 00:24:48,149 --> 00:24:51,269 bottom of the barrel which is sad, because I'm just 443 00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:54,659 being myself come back in a couple years and all I might have left are some fart 444 00:24:54,659 --> 00:25:00,260 jokes, a cool jacket and- poop jokes.. 445 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:03,210 [Greg over phone speaker] alright guys so I just farted! which means I gotta take a shit! 446 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:10,660 [Greg over phone speaker] so that's a good time to end the stream Lazergreg out! 447 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:13,980 Is it over? it says there's 20 minutes left 448 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,180 oh I forgot to stop the recording so I 449 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:20,380 just uploaded the whole thing! 450 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,780 You know you coulda editted that stuff out? 451 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,380 *snickering* 452 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,220 oh? 453 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:32,759 yeah I think people would be less inclined to watch something that's 55 454 00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:37,679 minutes long compared to something that's like you know like 35 minutes on 455 00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:39,140 or something like that- 456 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,320 [GIRL AT PARTY] yeah that'll make it better 457 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:47,129 Whoa! oh oh hey hey hey you know the rules here good vibes only all right we're all 458 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:56,989 hermanos here anyways I'm saying is uh what you just showed me 459 00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,479 was a success because you put it out there there are so many people that you 460 00:26:00,479 --> 00:26:03,989 talk talk talk all day about grading people didn't ever do it alright 461 00:26:03,989 --> 00:26:09,450 that being said I think you can make it a little bit shorter because my YouTube 462 00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:12,509 analytics show me and this is you know I've been in the game for a while now 463 00:26:12,509 --> 00:26:18,359 buddy. My shorter videos they do better than my longer videos- and if you 464 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:24,180 just if you just make them shorter that you you got it 465 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:26,570 He gets it... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 466 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:36,360 get out get out right now get out of here 467 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:40,940 *party noises* 468 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,200 what are you still doing here we're closed 469 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,340 Hey! Greg! I thought you left so um- 470 00:26:56,340 --> 00:27:00,740 no no I didn't but I'm leaving now so yeah I'm getting out of here 471 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,740 okay- you alright? 472 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:04,300 I'm fine 473 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,300 you sure? 474 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,080 I'm positive I'm positive I'm great 475 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:07,780 you sure? 476 00:27:07,780 --> 00:27:09,300 don't I look great? 477 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,260 Don't touch me 478 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:13,300 Why don't you just a little longer I'll get you a drink here I'll go get- 479 00:27:13,309 --> 00:27:19,190 I don't want any more drinks okay I don't anything to do with any of you this was stupid 480 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:22,880 I'm sorry I thought it would help you I thought I could- 481 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:30,200 Oh! You thought you could help me! oh it's just me Greg! I always need help don't I always need 482 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,299 help from you well you know what I don't need your help I never needed your help 483 00:27:34,299 --> 00:27:38,120 look look how you're looking at me I can see it I see it in all your eyes you 484 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,299 don't think that you can judge me and you can just poop all over my 485 00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:46,429 accomplishments because every single one of you has more subscribers than me you 486 00:27:46,429 --> 00:27:51,440 know what you you should have never invited me to your stupid youtuber party 487 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,260 anyway! 488 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:59,940 [PARTY GUEST] The party is better without him! 489 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:05,860 everyone who knows me knows that I love criticism I need criticism I feed 490 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:11,600 off of it because you can't get better unless you accept criticism that's how 491 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,070 you become the best and that's what I want to be I want to be the best but it 492 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,400 has to be constructive yeah no one's gonna help anyone if you're just being 493 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:25,190 mean it was just being a super jerk okay I'm my biggest critic and I say I'm 494 00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:31,460 great and everybody thinks Denmark is so great cuz he's got a cool jacket and a 495 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:37,400 hot girlfriend everyone thinks he's amazing so where does he get off judging 496 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,030 me telling me that I'm no good a fellow creator that's not that's not the code 497 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:46,429 man from now on I'm gonna live by what I said 498 00:28:46,429 --> 00:28:54,320 I still have my channel, my career and my job- You can't take that from me! 499 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,940 [MR NYCHO] Greg! come here 500 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,600 what's up boss? 501 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,840 you're fired 502 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,020 Kevin did it 503 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:07,660 you never made it back from your delivery, you never even MADE a delivery, and I had to give them 30% off their 504 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:11,100 next purchase and Kevin had to do it 505 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,440 told you Kevin did it 506 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,420 If that was the only thing you did I'd still fire you 507 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,920 name one other thing I did you can't do it you've never done anything name one other thing 508 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:27,750 I've been receiving complaints about people having their toppings... rearranged have you been 509 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:34,740 tampering with toppings? 510 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:40,920 PEOPLE LIKE IT!?! ok I customize their pizza experience it's FUN 511 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,460 Okay so this is what I do right I like to personalize every single customer's 512 00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:49,970 pizza because you know customer service comes first and I want them to know I 513 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:53,910 want to know they didn't just get a regular old pizza that they paid for 514 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,120 they got a pizza from Greg a Lazergreg pizza 515 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:03,440 It's not fun it's disgusting it's disgusting it's gross 516 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,920 it's more fun than disgusting 517 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,800 no no I know that you don't wash your hands. Ok can I ask you guys to leave? 518 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,400 [CREW] Oh- yeah guys let's get outta here 519 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,640 [CREW] Greg, we'll see you later... 520 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,260 So... the manager and I had some 521 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:24,580 creative differences 522 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:27,240 you are disgusting you think you just 523 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,610 touch pizzas like that he just rub your dirty grubs all over them! you are the 524 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:34,770 stupidest person I've ever met you think that's ok think it's fun 525 00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:38,340 that's what I get for working with the enemy cuz you know what that that's what this is it's 526 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:45,750 a war between the blue-collar and the artists apparently there's no room for 527 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:51,630 art in pizza believe me I tried but, no, you know what this taught me? this 528 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:57,059 taught me that I've been distracted okay I have to focus all my efforts back 529 00:30:57,059 --> 00:31:00,690 into my YouTube channel because this is how they get you with you they attempt 530 00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:05,519 to you with pizza and money and then that's it you're dead you're one of them 531 00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:08,451 there's just a mindless blue-collar drone out to kill art 532 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,280 [KEVIN] hey dude, thanks for the 533 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:19,950 Exactly Kevin ice cream ice cream is art that's something and Mr. Nycho would 534 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:25,639 never understand he just cares about about money on the bottom line 535 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:33,240 so um are you gonna try and do now, you gonna try and make some good videos? 536 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:40,033 no Kevin I'm going to make the best videos 537 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,300 Okay! 538 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,460 yeah! good idea! 539 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:46,340 It is! So guess what we're doing a stream tonight 540 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,240 you and me Kevin 541 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,440 oh... do you need me to help you? 542 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,750 Of course I need you to help me Kevin you're my 543 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:59,429 friend all right but also we are partners we're in this together okay you 544 00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:02,850 were always telling me that I I worked too hard but now we're gonna work even 545 00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:09,420 harder as a team we are the dynamic duo of YouTube and you're my sidekick 546 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,100 yes! 547 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:13,500 yes and now there's nothing we can't accomplish not one we're together 548 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,120 nothing! 549 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,060 Nothing! Nothing! 550 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,040 I can't stream tonight.. 551 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,080 have you not been listening to a thing I've said ? 552 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,990 I've been doing some thinking and something really important about 553 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:32,490 being creative is the ability to continue learning I've been in the game 554 00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:37,500 for a very long time but that doesn't mean that there's not opportunities to 555 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:43,320 improve it says Mercury playback to space ingest settings it's got a 556 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:50,190 stomach premier has a stomach? what did I do? do any of you guys know how 557 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:52,467 to edit? do you know how to edit? 558 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:55,710 [CREW] like pretty much all of us know how to edit... 559 00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,160 So this is your clip right? Like this is the one you're gonna use I guess 560 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,129 yeah that's the video okay 561 00:32:59,129 --> 00:33:04,860 so you basically in this first window you can select what parts of it you want 562 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,940 to use so let's say you want to use this part where you're shooting that- 563 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,710 I wanna use all of it! That's the whole video 564 00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:13,360 Well that's the thing with editing is you don't want to use all of it 565 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,990 why would I want less gold? 566 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:20,160 because like there's lots of parts where you like you go to the bathroom and stuff and like you 567 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,940 I can cut those out? yeah 568 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:26,280 it's gonna take hours for one 569 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:33,410 video that I don't even know where to start 570 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:50,760 okay it is 3:34 in the morning- the witching hour... oh it's not like a 571 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:56,100 scary movie or anything there's no ghosts well I'm recording this because I 572 00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:10,530 wanted to show you guys that I finished editing I am like an editing ninja I'm 573 00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:14,970 just cutting all the chaff like this is a skill I never know I had I have to cut 574 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:21,240 a lot of gold though it was very hard to get rid of some of that gold but video 575 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:26,910 is about 30 minutes now I think I have to say that this is the best video I've 576 00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:37,680 ever made I have to sleep till 1:00 if I want to get my full 10 hours 577 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,100 Gonna have to kick him 578 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:42,280 off my bed 579 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,940 frick... he's so peaceful 580 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,500 Good morning 581 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,000 good afternoon 582 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,760 so did you guys hear the news 583 00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,740 no what news? 584 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:06,280 I have decided to make a youtube comeback 585 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,440 that's great! 586 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,360 you still have that job at the pizza place right? 587 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,310 yeah- of duh I'm working mornings now so I 588 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,660 can focus on making videos 589 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,340 why didn't you work this morning 590 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,560 I had the day off! 591 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,340 Well it must have been nice to get some rest and did you have fun with your friends last night? 592 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:27,398 mom, I keep telling you they are not my friends, they're just making a movie about me 593 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,160 you had a sleepover with people that aren't your friends? 594 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,530 *greg fake laughs* 595 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:38,910 you're not listening you're not listening to me! this is good news guys I'm back I'm 596 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,860 making it I'm back guys as long 597 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,580 as you have a job 598 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:48,220 [GREG] yeah it was really hard lying 599 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:53,010 to my folks but I'd like to think that they do the same thing in my position 600 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:58,860 because all they ever want to do is support me and help me I'm striving for 601 00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:02,100 something greater than they could possibly imagine 602 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:07,740 I want to tell them it's true trust me I'd rather I rather tell them the truth 603 00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:14,430 but they would want me to lie to them because it's what's best for me so if 604 00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:22,180 you think about it I'm not lying to them.. I'm lying for them... 605 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,330 alright everybody I'm 606 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:27,000 off to work now 607 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,340 all right so here's what I do okay I 608 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:32,750 wake up super early like 8:30 right before my parents go to work I jump in 609 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:40,220 my car drive around the corner park it then they leave hop the back fence jump 610 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:45,550 through the window 611 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:52,900 guys didn't want help? and that's it how would they even know? who orders a pizza 612 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,680 in the morning 613 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,850 so I know Gregory is lying to us even if I didn't see him 614 00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:02,080 climb through his window the pizza place doesn't even open until 11 o'clock and 615 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,120 I'm still subscribed to his YouTube channel 616 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,030 [GREG] alright guys I'm back I'm just 617 00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:15,010 ditching work forever cuz I quit my job at the pizza place so now I'm gonna be 618 00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:19,000 playing a lot more games for you guys I'm going to be uploading probably four 619 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,540 times a day now 620 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:25,360 [GREG'S MOM] I leave comments but I guess he doesn't know it's me 621 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,080 I can't tell my husband he'll kick Greg out 622 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,720 {falsetto} It's foolproof! 623 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:39,340 Synth music 624 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,000 click 625 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,720 more intense synth music 626 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:59,690 Kevin hi yeah listen I'm gonna get you right now 627 00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:04,460 I don't care that you're at school Kevin all right it's important just tell them 628 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:07,100 that you're sick or something make yourself barf listen I'm gonna be there 629 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:14,040 in 10 minutes 10 minutes Kevin it's gonna be 10 minutes it's fine 630 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,200 [GREG] get in! 631 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,440 You said you'd be 10 minutes! 632 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,120 I was really hungry at stop somewhere to get food 633 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,707 Well, what dd we get? 634 00:38:21,707 --> 00:38:23,100 MINE! 635 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,480 we have peanuts in my house you can eat there. 636 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:35,720 what makes a video big you know we could do you know those videos 637 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,410 where like someone dies so I can real life they're dead but they died in like 638 00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:45,840 a really funny way we could do that people always click on those 639 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,540 are we gonna kill someone Greg? 640 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,660 no it's lightning in a bottle has to 641 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:57,660 look natural there'd be no way we could make it look good 642 00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:05,570 Well- when I click on a video it's 643 00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:09,780 usually because it has a cold picture or boobies 644 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,540 I know what we should do 645 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:13,660 or a red circle 646 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:17,320 Kevin shut up okay Stop talking! 647 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,580 okay.. 648 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:25,300 we have to make our thumbnails better think 649 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:30,700 about it the thumbnail it's the first thing someone sees when they click on a 650 00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:37,730 video and if that looks good then the video has to be good Kevin let's talk 651 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:44,270 about you when you click on a video what's the thumbnail look like what is 652 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:49,850 it say Kevin Kevin answer the question you never say anything say something 653 00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:54,400 real Kevin say anything real what would you click on what do you look 654 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,260 at what is the video? Uuuuhhhhh... 655 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,720 Katy Perry's nipples! 656 00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:07,380 would you click that video 657 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:15,020 I do I always do 658 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:18,520 and the ones that look like they prove aliens exist 659 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:25,240 we figured it out it was right here! 660 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,660 not on the board idiot 661 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:29,360 stop looking it's not on the board 662 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,580 are you gonna write something on the board 663 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,660 no I'm not gonna write something on the board I already said the idea 664 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:33,600 they filmed it 665 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,130 but there's video ideas otherwise what's the whole entire point 666 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,600 of having this why'd you- now you're missing an eye 667 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,120 That's uh- 668 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:51,020 now you're missing your face 669 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,180 turn the fucking cameras off 670 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,380 it is done 671 00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,660 I want to click on it now 672 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:25,640 we're onto something Kevin do you feel it? 673 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,560 yeah I feel thirsty 674 00:41:29,569 --> 00:41:33,589 I'm thirsty too Kevin 675 00:41:33,589 --> 00:41:36,680 *Dramatic buzzsaw synth* 676 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:45,600 I'm thirsty for the nectar 677 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,180 nectar? 678 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:49,660 the youtube nectar 679 00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:51,740 What are you talking about? 680 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:54,620 I never know what the fuck you're talking about 681 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,740 I'm talking about keesh Kevin 682 00:41:56,740 --> 00:42:05,460 Dinero! Mulan... money 683 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:08,140 Oh- dough! 684 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:11,599 exactly there are many types of 685 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:16,670 respectable nectars but none 686 00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:20,339 so sweet 687 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:29,109 bountiful as YouTube nectar it is the only nectar on the world that gives you 688 00:42:29,109 --> 00:42:37,079 everything it's the only nectar that that makes you into a better person a 689 00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:44,230 smarter person think about it go all of the other youtubers how beautiful it made 690 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:56,160 them Burnie Burns, PewDiePie ,Markiplier- all touched by the nectar. 691 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,020 like DanMark! 692 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,700 no 693 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,880 Kevin 694 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,950 it doesn't work for everyone but it's going 695 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:18,000 to work us! for Lazergreg and Kevin- Kevin you've got to get a new fucking name dude 696 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,880 but wait Greg, I have a name.. 697 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,100 Kevin?! no that's your birth name Kevin okay you got to get something new you have to 698 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:30,830 come up with a name that people can respect look at Key & Peele, you think 699 00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:36,620 Key & Peele are their real names? no! you need a name like Peele 700 00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:43,040 well I guess when you put it like that it makes a bit more sense 701 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:48,050 now the nectar is sitting right in front of you it's got that name on it the nectar is not 702 00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:53,050 for Kevin it's for the new you the better you it'll come to you naturally 703 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:55,760 it'll flow into you Kevin 704 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,420 another one *slurps* 705 00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:59,360 Oh! 706 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:09,320 lucky number Kevin! that's what all the chicks call me 707 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,050 Genius! you are a genius 708 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:16,340 let's make you a freakin YouTube channel I've always wondered what it would be 709 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:23,390 like like what what I would want from people once I became famous and it would 710 00:44:23,390 --> 00:44:29,360 be create it would be crazy if people just made fan art of me but in weird sex 711 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:39,470 fantasies can you imagine? you know what'd be funny? is me with Marge Simpson that'd be 712 00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:42,880 hilarious or Elastigirl 713 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,010 oh boy I'm flirting with this one girl 714 00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:52,520 for a while she's been flirting with me she we we've been flirting with each 715 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:59,240 other it's a mutual thing the two of us and I don't even really know how it 716 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:03,130 started she was one of the first people who started watching my videos and then 717 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:08,170 we just took it from there and we're just getting these very long very deep 718 00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:13,080 conversations in the comments section where we talk about everything the 719 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:20,360 content of the videos life politics love and we just have this connection 720 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:26,030 [GREG'S MOM] I was one of Greg's first subscribers you know? Greg cares a lot about his fans but I 721 00:45:26,030 --> 00:45:29,320 think he sees me as his number one fan 722 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,480 I mean she's obsessed with me dude she's my only support her on patreon 723 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,080 you know I think if it as allowance I mean I 724 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,050 think Greg would appreciate it more we're thinking that it's coming from a 725 00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:45,080 fan than his mom please don't tell his father 726 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,360 she wants me 727 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,310 so I realized that you can't just title a video Mark Wahlberg 728 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:57,320 you'll never guess we killed exposed and just make it a fallout playthrough 729 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,670 because people get mad they start disliking it a lot I got a lot of 730 00:46:01,670 --> 00:46:07,650 dislikes on that video and dislikes make me sad 731 00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:11,200 so I learned that if you're gonna title video something you actually have to 732 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,850 talk about what's in the title of the video who's like confirmed to be an 733 00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:20,890 alien like celebrity wise there the obvious ones David Bowie's definitely an 734 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:23,410 alien why else would he write those songs he's hiding in plain sight 735 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:28,060 it's just the I think these things are interesting to talk about and now 736 00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:33,190 because of it I can still do what I love I can still play video games and make 737 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:39,040 people happy and become more famous the Malaysian airline flight right it just 738 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,590 disappeared and everyone just stopped talking about it even though we never 739 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:44,110 found it we never found it and you know what that means right 740 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:48,460 I mean you think about it you think of all the places that the government doesn't 741 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:53,530 let you go like Indian reservations. what are they trying to hide? they say that 742 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:56,980 it's just a place where Indians can live in peace or whatever but they could be 743 00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:03,130 doing anything brewing anything. but I'm at a hundred five subscribers 105 744 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:09,190 subscribers now I'm gaining like 10 subscribers a week DanMark right now 745 00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:15,960 he's at like 400 thousands so I'll pass him at least a couple of weeks 746 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:21,220 [DANMARK] HEY everybody!! DanMark here! got a story to tell ya 747 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:27,880 Holy POO is it a good day? once upon a time this morning in fact I was walking down the road my 748 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,710 neighbor it's like hey there mark what up and I'm like oh and he's like he goes 749 00:47:32,710 --> 00:47:36,700 he goes to me he he comes up to me and he goes he goes huh DAMN Mark how did 750 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:41,260 you get nine hundred thousand followers -nine hundred thousand YouTube followers 751 00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:46,870 I was like no way he's like yeah way so I ran home really fast looked at my 752 00:47:46,870 --> 00:47:51,400 computer and he was not kidding this this is huge nine hundred thousand it's 753 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,450 you guys who inspire me everyday inspiration changes perspective 754 00:47:55,450 --> 00:48:00,940 therefore changes yourself I reached nine hundred thousand followers today and 755 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:07,240 everything that I do here just just could've been done without each and 756 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:14,070 every nine hundred thousand of you believing in me and 757 00:48:14,070 --> 00:48:15,440 PISS ASS!! 758 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:21,300 time to spend however many minutes each my videos are- 759 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:25,920 [CREW] uh shit, I'm late.. 760 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,300 Jim! you got the camera all.. set up 761 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,260 [DANMARK] You need a cup of coffee or anything? [JIM] no, I'm alright 762 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,260 [CREW] AAYYY! Jim!! 763 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:38,020 yeah I checked out Greg's channel recently I think it's gotten a lot better 764 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:41,200 (falsetto) I don't think it's the kind of Content that I would really want to watch... 765 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,640 the Taliban are victims the Taliban- 766 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,100 uh- but he's he's got his own thing he's on 767 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:52,840 his own path and I can't fault him for that you can't fault anybody for that for being themselves 768 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,880 anyone who practices magic is evil David Blaine I 769 00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,289 went to a magic show once when I was a kid and how did he get the coin behind 770 00:49:00,289 --> 00:49:02,660 my ear if they can make a coin show up behind my ear 771 00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:07,579 I consider Greg Greg a friend I think he's a friend I think he would I'd hope 772 00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:12,049 you considered me the same and I want all my friends to succeed you know I 773 00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:20,480 believe that there is a genre for everyone and a viewer for every creator 774 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,180 *aggressive key slam* 775 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:28,980 what is his game here? 776 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:32,580 he is always one step ahead of me 777 00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:38,820 so I need to be two steps ahead of me 778 00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:41,960 and then I'll be one step ahead of him 779 00:49:44,450 --> 00:49:51,460 what makes DanMark popular like what why do people like him 780 00:49:51,460 --> 00:50:00,800 well I mean he's got a nice personality his videos are funny and well edited and 781 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,720 no 782 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,400 It's his jacket.. 783 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,080 I didn't know that... 784 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:14,400 yeah it's his jacket... jacket 785 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:21,680 *typing on keyboard* 786 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:28,560 Tssssss, it's like $80... 787 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,840 Kevin how much money do you have? 788 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,790 Uh, like $12 789 00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:37,240 how does he even afford that? 790 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:41,240 I mean he has like a million subscribers.. 791 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:46,750 no no, he has nine hundred forty-eight thousand three hundred ninety-six subscribers 792 00:50:46,930 --> 00:50:54,200 well then how are you gonna get the jacket because I mean I was thinking of 793 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,970 some video ideas so we could do and maybe if I learn some editing we could 794 00:50:58,970 --> 00:51:04,070 come out with content more often together and I wanted to research us playing 795 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,840 a new game together and I have a few ideas that I want to go and try- 796 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,360 Kevin! have an idea 797 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,080 I thought my idea was pretty 798 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,640 I know where we could get that jacket... 799 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,520 *plunky synths* 800 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,200 Okay, here we are. 801 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,120 is this DanMark's house? 802 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,240 Oh yeah- put your ski mask on 803 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,440 I don't have a ski mask! 804 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,040 Why didn't you bring your mask? Are we going to break into DanMark's house?! 805 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,520 No- Kevin it's not like we're doing anything 806 00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:46,430 super illegal- we're just going in there and taking his jacket! 807 00:51:46,430 --> 00:51:51,109 Greg, I don't feel comfortable doing that stealing is-stealing is wrong 808 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:57,080 Kevin all right listen don't don't bail me now okay after everything I've done 809 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,960 for you okay just relax 810 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:04,369 Greg, you have never done anything for me I thought it 811 00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:09,560 was cool cuz you were older than me and had a car but you're always mean to 812 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,980 me and you never liked my ideas and I'm starting to fail Spanish class now cuz 813 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:19,480 you keep pulling me out of my school 814 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:24,160 where's this coming from why being such a baby would it work 815 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,200 Kevin you're the only one who could fit my chimney just 816 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,440 it'll be fast, don't worry about it. 817 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,510 Greg no I just I can't do this 818 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,680 that's wrong I'm walking home 819 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,040 wait wait you can't go man, we're a team! I'm done 820 00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:44,160 We're Lazergreg, an- and LuckyNumberKevin! 821 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,970 No Greg. 822 00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:49,840 Kevin! 823 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:54,560 You can never be done Kevin! 824 00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:02,320 fine, more nectar for me! 825 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,080 see you on the stream on Friday! 826 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,680 I'm not coming back to the stream Greg 827 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,840 *crisp door opening* 828 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,320 *Greg breathing* 829 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,320 I'm in.. 830 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,920 if only these walls could talk... 831 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,680 to me... 832 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,240 about his secrets 833 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:24,120 he's wearing it 834 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,720 Thar she blows! 835 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,560 [JIM] Greg! 836 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,120 What are you doing? 837 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,160 what do you mean what am I doing? You know what I'm doing 838 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,720 You're not actually doing this are you? 839 00:54:52,720 --> 00:55:00,000 No-no, you're right. I wrote it down, had you film it, had you record it! Drove all the way here and broke into his house because I'm not gonna do it, really? 840 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,480 Oh my god... 841 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,240 you're not actually considering going through with this? 842 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,840 Greg! 843 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,440 Whaaat do you want? 844 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,280 You will go to jail! 845 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,840 I'm going to go to jail? 846 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,480 You will go to jail! 847 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,920 Who's going to arrest me, is it going to be you? What are you a cop now? Officer idiot! 848 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,280 let me work 849 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,040 [JIM] Fuck me.. 850 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,160 No! no, I can't do this 851 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,880 I can't do this anymore 852 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,400 I'm DONE! I'm fucking leaving 853 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,600 [CREW] Get outta here 854 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,760 [CREW] Just- Just leave the mic! 855 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,400 What is his deal? 856 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,560 Hmm.. 857 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:34,120 I just didn't have the heart for it he obviously cares so much about that 858 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:44,000 jacket sleeps in it so why would I even take something that makes him so happy I gotta just get.. 859 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,680 Danmark sleeps in his jacket 860 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:56,800 Danmark sleeps in his jacket Danmark SLEEPS in his jacket 861 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:06,880 *Maniacal laughing* 862 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:16,760 oh my god DanMark sleeps in his jacket! 863 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:28,080 *More maniacal laughing* 864 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:35,249 all right guys get this I have some serious dirt on DanMark- REAL DIRT and the 865 00:57:35,249 --> 00:57:38,459 thing is DanMark and I we're we're really good friends were like best 866 00:57:38,459 --> 00:57:41,939 friends he lets me stay in his house all the time we hang out all the time his 867 00:57:41,939 --> 00:57:47,729 girlfriend super hot and she's super nice to me specifically but I just felt 868 00:57:47,729 --> 00:57:52,040 like I had to inform his audience of who he really is... 869 00:57:52,040 --> 00:58:00,479 I can't believe I am gonna say it! did you know that DanMark actually sleeps while wearing his jacket- like 870 00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:11,279 what a freakin weirdo like he sleeps in his jacket! some of you guys are gonna be thinking like that 871 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:16,619 it's not that big a deal Oh DanMark sleeps in his jacket oh who 872 00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:21,839 cares it's like but that makes him a freak and a psychopath and a crazy 873 00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:28,169 person he he loves his image of who he is like the DanMark personality like oh 874 00:58:28,169 --> 00:58:31,589 who he's become the sellout that he is now that he can't even take his jacket 875 00:58:31,589 --> 00:58:34,000 off when he's sleeping 876 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,550 No I don't feel bad... I don't feel bad at all 877 00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:44,550 we're rivals we're like all the famous rivals we're like Tom and Jerry or FDR 878 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:49,280 and Hitler or John Lennon and the guy who killed John Lennon 879 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,400 look at you guys 880 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,230 I see the way you look at me every time I bring up Danmark you all 881 00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:05,160 look at me the same way you look at me like like you don't understand like how 882 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,670 could he hate Danmark how could anyone hate Danmark you've all talked to him 883 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:11,640 you've all spent time with him you've all interviewed him and you all think 884 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:20,180 he's so perfect and so great but you never asked me you never asked me why 885 00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:27,960 you want to know? You want to find out? 886 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,840 in high school I had this class and this 887 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:39,770 guy would sit next to me and he didn't "bully" me nobody ever bullies me but... 888 00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:47,790 he gave me a hard time he made it difficult every day he made 889 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:52,830 it hard and then one day before class he's coming up to me and I know what 890 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:55,170 he's gonna do and I know what he's gonna say and I know what's gonna happen but 891 00:59:55,170 --> 01:00:01,020 then DanMark shows up- out of nowhere completely forgot he was in the class 892 01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:06,510 all I could focus was on this guy and he just stares him down tells him to 893 01:00:06,510 --> 01:00:10,770 leave me alone and the guy gets back up in his face right here like they're 894 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:16,080 gonna fight but DanMark doesn't move DanMark just stands there and tells them 895 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:21,570 to leave me alone and the guy gives up then he sits down and he doesn't look at 896 01:00:21,570 --> 01:00:24,720 me it doesn't say anything to me for the rest of the year 897 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:31,260 and you know what happened after that everyone starts patting Danmark on the 898 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:37,350 back saying how great of a guy he is how he's a hero how he saved me and you know 899 01:00:37,350 --> 01:00:40,680 where that left me? 900 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,020 I was just the kid that needed to be saved 901 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:49,740 well I didn't need his help! I didn't ask him for his help, but that's all I was 902 01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:54,930 the guy who he saved and that's why I have to beat him if 903 01:00:54,930 --> 01:01:00,869 that's why I'm chasing him that's why I have to pass him cuz that's not all I'm 904 01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:07,190 going to be and that's the whole reason why he did it he didn't do it to help me 905 01:01:07,190 --> 01:01:11,430 he did it to help himself so everyone would congratulate him so he would be 906 01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:13,819 the hero 907 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,400 it's too late now anyway it's not like I can take the video down it's already 908 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,880 uploaded 909 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,360 [CREW] You know you can take a video down? 910 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,520 can you? 911 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:33,960 yeah I'm not gonna take it down now, it's got a ton of views it's got a hundred like a day 912 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,960 [FROM VIDEO] -it's not a big deal DanMark sleeps in his jacket but no 913 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:41,630 that makes him a freak and a psychopath and a crazy person he what I'm like I 914 01:01:41,630 --> 01:01:46,950 love him so much he's like a brother to me but he is a fucking freak what is 915 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,960 that even 916 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:57,000 *Theme Plays* 917 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,720 this is the greatest day of my life 918 01:02:05,609 --> 01:02:10,720 welcome back griggers we're having another comment comeback video first 919 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:15,099 comment is from beef jerky is my life fuck DanMark, I always knew he was a 920 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:19,660 pussy. Here's the thing- you're not close to DanMark one of his friends or his 921 01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:24,339 best friends or in his family I am so I can say from personal experience that 922 01:02:24,339 --> 01:02:27,160 yes he is a gigantic pussy 923 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:32,120 "thank you for telling me, unsubscribed from Dan Marc because of this always knew there was something off about him" 924 01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:36,640 well real Bigfoot there is something off about him just not his 925 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:46,320 jacket- cuz he sleeps in it is! next comment is from my boy my Griggga Nazi Dogg 926 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:52,080 "video was alright, kind of funny, miss Kevin though hope to see him in the next one" 927 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,000 *Greg laughs like a crazy person* 928 01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:01,160 Oh Nazi-D! nobody misses Kevin he's a soul-sucking coward! Next comment is from 929 01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:07,630 elite hacker 666 kill yourself you hack you suck what you're doing is this dumb 930 01:03:07,630 --> 01:03:12,900 drama crap reviews alright I'm not gonna- read your novel just cuz I 931 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:17,200 owned your boyfriend on the internet we're just gonna move on... 932 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,920 Most of them are kinda similar... 933 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,839 ok except we 934 01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:36,240 have one from an original Lazergreg fan!- puppyluvr<3 "I'm so happy that 935 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:41,160 you're finally getting views! you're finally the superstar I always knew you would be" 936 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,589 [GREG'S MOM] I'm proud of him, I mean I don't get it but you know what he's 937 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:54,160 successful at it which is great I mean even though he can sometimes be a little mean 938 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,800 [GREG'S DAD] what would I be proud of? 939 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,200 my son tricked a hundred and seventy 940 01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:06,670 thousand people into watching this crap oh my god 941 01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:10,160 this is completely his mother's fault 942 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,910 Greg seems to think that I'm a young woman 943 01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:20,960 that's um, interested in him. this is getting a little weird 944 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,320 faster faster faster! 945 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:30,839 [GREG'S MOM} So Greg found my email address and he's been emailing me pretty naughty things 946 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:37,000 I'm just trying to ignore it because I mean I'm sure there's other women that 947 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,920 he's talking to like that 948 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:47,320 *Rain drops* *Somber music* 949 01:04:48,920 --> 01:05:01,340 this part always grosses me out ew- ew mousse is not very efficient so you got 950 01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:06,550 to use a lot of it I kill a tube a week typically 951 01:05:12,590 --> 01:05:16,290 yep things are looking pretty good on Planet 952 01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:21,270 youtube.com/Lazergreg I found out that you can get a ton of viewers if you 953 01:05:21,270 --> 01:05:25,350 just find someone who's very very popular and say terrible things about 954 01:05:25,350 --> 01:05:30,810 them so Ploptron, right like he's a nut he's a psychopath here I here's the 955 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:34,140 thing he acts all secretive like he's never shown his face but I've seen him 956 01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:38,190 on several occasions I see him all the time and he's like he's an ugly gross 957 01:05:38,190 --> 01:05:42,150 idiot which explains why he's so paranoid he thinks that the government 958 01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:45,420 is stealing your poop so they can put it in vaccinations and that's what turns 959 01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:48,680 your kids retarded 960 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,990 I get a lot of dislikes now though- but people are always gonna 961 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:56,550 hate on people more popular than them and besides dislike it's only three 962 01:05:56,550 --> 01:06:02,670 letters away from like so if you think about it people like me he look like he 963 01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:06,600 loves himself so much like he's so in love with the Danmark persona he's just 964 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:12,600 he's just gonna wear a jacket forever like it's his skin now his gross 965 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:18,690 DanMark foreskin- I hate it when a person is foreskin he's an animal fuck him it's 966 01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:23,240 just silliest things you guys know that I wouldn't I wouldn't sleep in my jacket 967 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:33,150 I did happen to fall asleep once with my clothes on after a long night of 968 01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:37,340 streaming but I mean that was just like 969 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:48,960 You guys wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? like you would, um- 970 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,040 you would tell me right? 971 01:06:52,360 --> 01:07:03,800 *Sad music* 972 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:13,940 Ya- no.. the negativity is getting to me a little bit but I try not to let it 973 01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:18,530 affect me too much they're still watching the video I'm still getting the 974 01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:23,000 views that it's not that big a deal! 975 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,920 [CREW] Greg have you not found a better way of doing this? 976 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,360 have you found another window leading into this room? 977 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,520 [DANMARK] I just- all I care about is that I either get shotty or sniper 978 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,640 you took my sniper rifle alright it's alright it's alright 979 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:41,270 everything's good here in the Danmark world you can't get to me he can't get 980 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:43,580 under my skin you'll be will see you as laughing when 981 01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:48,440 the scoreboard it signifies that I win in the end! 982 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:52,610 [KEVIN] (over phone message) Uhhh hey it's Kevin I am NOT at 983 01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:57,120 my phone right now or or- *BEEP* 984 01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:06,620 [GREG] Hey buddy! it's me Lazer- it's me Greg I just wanted 985 01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:14,589 to call check-in man see and see what's going on see what you were doing 986 01:08:14,589 --> 01:08:22,250 I'm doing great you know I got a girlfriend now that's a lie that's a lie 987 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:28,150 I don't actually have a girlfriend I was just trying to make you jealous 988 01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:33,560 Who am i kidding though? you'd never get jealous 989 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,640 [MAN WITH PIZZA] shit man you're Lazer-Greg! 990 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,400 yeah that's me 991 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,500 dude this is awesome I'm a big fan you mind if we get a selfie together 992 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,440 sure 993 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:48,440 oh thanks man! yeah thanks I really appreciate it 994 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:49,960 thanks cool run into you 995 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,480 No problem! 996 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,998 Hey- is that za? you got some za? there 997 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,680 yeah yeah we're having a little get together over my friends place so I'm gonna go over 998 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,800 Wow- that sounds really fun 999 01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:04,000 that sounds really fun like what what what's the occasion? what are you guys doin? 1000 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:09,760 you know it's it's actually just a thing but they're waiting on me- and the pizza, so I should really get going... 1001 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,440 I have a great idea you know would be nuts what 1002 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:16,489 if I showed up? What if Lazergreg came to the party? and I and they were they would all 1003 01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:19,000 be super like that'd be nuts right? 1004 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,529 yeah oh I'm not really sure it's kind of that 1005 01:09:21,529 --> 01:09:26,270 vibe man, like not a lot of people watch the videos there I'm sure they'd appreciate 1006 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,040 you once they saw it- once they saw you though 1007 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:34,360 well maybe next time! maybe you can get them to subscribe so next time they would recognize me! 1008 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,560 yeah man, it was nice meeting you.. 1009 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,680 get them to subscribe and then I'll come to the party next time they'll all be impressed 1010 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,200 Put the selfie online! show them you met Lazergreg! 1011 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,440 *Sad music* 1012 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,720 The channel is doing great.. a lot of people seem to like me now.. even 1013 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,560 though it doesn't seem like it 1014 01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:03,219 a lot of ways I really miss the old days we would just goof off and stream after 1015 01:10:03,219 --> 01:10:12,580 work so we should definitely hang out sometime so you should call me back but 1016 01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:17,080 I gotta go now I don't want to get recognized again 1017 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:26,000 by another fan! so.. just... I'm really busy these days but but if you were to call 1018 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,600 I would make time 1019 01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:38,840 anyway see you later buddy 1020 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:43,830 *sad music* 1021 01:10:43,830 --> 01:10:50,610 it's not exactly how I envisioned my youtube career but look do you never 1022 01:10:50,610 --> 01:10:53,820 know how the mighty hand of Fame will strike you 1023 01:10:53,820 --> 01:11:00,360 winners can't be choosers besides I have plenty of fans people still know me and 1024 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,400 love me 1025 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,960 like puppyluver<3.. 1026 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,360 Do you guys think that this is going just a 1027 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:16,620 little too slow? yeah I think it's going pretty slow I think it's time I make a 1028 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:21,400 big move really kick things up a notch 1029 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:25,440 [JIM] What- what do you mean Greg? 1030 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:29,800 I'm gonna send her a picture of my junk 1031 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,160 [JIM] Wait- what!? 1032 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,680 yeaup! it's gonna be great! 1033 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,720 [JIM] No, he can't do this! 1034 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,320 [CREW] shut up! 1035 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,600 [GREG] Yeah! shut up! god, I can't get hard with 1036 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:43,440 you freaking screaming 1037 01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:44,680 [GREG] Alright.... 1038 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,000 [JIM] I'm going to tell her. 1039 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,160 *camera shutter* 1040 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,600 [JIM] Ah shoot, Ah shoot 1041 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,600 [GREG] Aaaaaand send 1042 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,360 [JIM] Ah shoot- oh no no 1043 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,480 [GREG'S MOM] OH MY GOD! What is this?! 1044 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,480 [JIM] Hoooooo no... OOOhhhh no 1045 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:07,680 OH FUCK!! 1046 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,960 [GREG'S DAD] how did we even get to this situation? 1047 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,600 dad it it wasn't me 1048 01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:15,520 okay it's them they didn't tell meee 1049 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,360 did you guys know about this? 1050 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,800 [CREW] I don't- uh.. know 1051 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,440 they knew I told them not to say anything I didn't want you to know 1052 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:29,200 that's an issue and... we'll deal with it later. right now I have half a mind to kick you 1053 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:36,080 out but since you've been keeping up with your responsibilities your job 1054 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,770 He doesn't have a job. he has a job in months! 1055 01:12:40,770 --> 01:12:42,760 What? No- mom 1056 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,570 Greg 1057 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,480 how did you find out how did you know 1058 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,440 I watch your videos! 1059 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:55,320 [GREG'S DAD] I want you out of the house before I get back from work and take this riffraff with you I want this 1060 01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:05,680 done no more cameras no more riffraff no more dick pics just OUT- You understand? 1061 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,880 That is so gay... 1062 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:11,600 *sad music* 1063 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,120 *knocking on door* 1064 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,320 Heeey! Kevin, what's up man? 1065 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:21,780 long time no see! listen a little bit of a favor, weird thing out of the blue I 1066 01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:23,640 kind of have to stay inside your house and live here 1067 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,240 Greg- I don't think 1068 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,550 it wouldn't be for long Kevin it would just be until I got back on my feet all right hey there was 1069 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:35,240 some old drama at the old house so I wouldn't even know I was here- I'm super clean 1070 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,200 Greg- listen, I really don't think that's a good idea, I'm sorry i just- 1071 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,120 Kevin- 1072 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,840 I'm kind of at a disadvantage here Kevin okay I'm on the 1073 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:51,570 street look I understand you're mad at me or whatever but I I called you I 1074 01:13:51,570 --> 01:13:53,760 left a bunch of messages all right I said I was sorry 1075 01:13:53,760 --> 01:14:01,230 you didn't say you're sorry. I listened to all your messages Greg and I'm not 1076 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:08,120 mad at you anymore, but but even if I did want you to stay I don't think my mom would be cool with it ... 1077 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:11,840 Why wouldn't she be okay with it? Your mother loves me! 1078 01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:15,600 *greg laughs heartlessly* 1079 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,600 [GREG] I didn't know that you lived with- 1080 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,840 Darth Vader! 1081 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:28,600 *greg laughs heartlessly at his own terrible joke* 1082 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,760 Yeah- I don't think she likes you very much.. 1083 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,200 Is this about... you all laughed! every single one of you, you all laughed! 1084 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,360 you all thought it was hilarious 1085 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:42,800 OH MY GOD, did you guys get that? 1086 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,720 we all laughed together! 1087 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,590 Greg, I'm sorry I just I 1088 01:14:46,590 --> 01:14:51,210 can't I can't let you stay here maybe I'll see you again soon but I just I 1089 01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:54,200 gotta go I'm sorry 1090 01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:08,450 he is such a baby I'm a terrible friend I'm the ba- I'm the.. he just left me to 1091 01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:15,000 rot in the street he just abandoned me he... 1092 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,040 okay.. um... 1093 01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:26,239 What about you guys? You can- can I stay in one of you guys' places? I 1094 01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:30,980 mean there's a bunch of you and it'd just be for like a couple of days or 1095 01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:35,090 like a week or something.. then hey! you'd have Dir- yeah you'd have direct 1096 01:15:35,090 --> 01:15:40,720 access to the the star of your movie! you know? 1097 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:45,280 [CREW] Um.. I think we're good- Yeah I think we got everything 1098 01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:49,280 [CREW] I think we're pretty much done with the movie, this was one of the last things we needed... 1099 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,650 you guys do know that this is 1100 01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:56,000 basically all your fault right none of this would have happened if you 1101 01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,350 had told me who I was talking to you knew the entire time I wouldn't be here 1102 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,320 if it wasn't for you 1103 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:12,800 I know what this is you're turning me into the 1104 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,720 the villain of your movie! 1105 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,000 You're tricking people! You tricked me! you can't- 1106 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,060 treat me like this you can't treat someone like this alright I'm not just a 1107 01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:27,280 character in your movie I'm a person 1108 01:16:27,489 --> 01:16:29,680 turn the cameras off 1109 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,480 [CREW] Greg, I think we're just going to leave... 1110 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,400 Yeah you're just gonna leave? Movie's over? 1111 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:39,640 there's your ending Greg's an idiot! Greg's alone! 1112 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,640 this isn't right you can't- 1113 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,600 fine 1114 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,139 movie's over see you later guys 1115 01:16:48,139 --> 01:16:57,600 hope your movie sucks no one's gonna watch it! nobody cares! nobody cares! (this is all true) 1116 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:03,840 [DANMARK] I think it sucks what's happening with Greg. I mean I hold no animosity towards 1117 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:07,530 him. I got thick skin, you know, emotionally 1118 01:17:07,530 --> 01:17:13,320 bulletproof. You got to, I mean there's always going to be bad vibes on 1119 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:17,880 the internet and if you just let them get you down there it's gonna be uh it's 1120 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,729 gonna be hard to come back from it. At this point I just kind of like really 1121 01:17:20,729 --> 01:17:27,719 feel bad I'm bad for the guy. I mean I have people every day that are 1122 01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:33,869 commenting on my videos saying that I'm stupid I'm ugly that I don't 1123 01:17:33,869 --> 01:17:43,559 belong on YouTube... but um I tried to quit YouTube but I've tried and nobody else 1124 01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:52,019 would take me... I have no practical skills so YouTube is just kind of stuck with me 1125 01:17:52,019 --> 01:17:55,280 for the time that means so I 1126 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,000 *knock on door* 1127 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,680 Just one sec 1128 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:14,520 DanMark... I have nowhere to go. I need somewhere to stay. Can I please stay with you? 1129 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:17,400 I have nowhere, please? 1130 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:26,960 yeah of course... Um yeah, come in, I just gotta give uh.. I just gotta give- I just got to talk to Julie... but come on come on in 1131 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,000 thank you, thank you DanMark 1132 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,920 It's mark.. but 1133 01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,520 [JULIE] he's weird and he makes me uncomfortable 1134 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:37,679 he's not weird- he's just *stammers* we need to give 1135 01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:40,840 him a chance here all right 1136 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,560 he he hates you! he tried to ruin your career what's wrong with you? 1137 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,000 He doesn't hate me! 1138 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,920 yes he does!- His entire career is- 1139 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,000 No! No! 1140 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:57,240 Greg- you don't hate me, do you? 1141 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,920 *greg laughs like a crazy person* Nu-uh 1142 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,960 See! 1143 01:19:03,170 --> 01:19:07,940 Greg where'd you get the Styrofoam cup 1144 01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:14,320 well this I got out on the streets.. 1145 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,920 he needs us. 1146 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,489 I think this will be really 1147 01:19:17,489 --> 01:19:24,210 good for Greg it seemed like he was going it through some rough times I 1148 01:19:24,210 --> 01:19:29,510 can't help but feel just a little bit responsible for all of this I guess I 1149 01:19:29,510 --> 01:19:35,040 may have given Greg the impression that he had to compete with me I mean I did 1150 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:42,929 just beat dark souls I'm pretty intimidating. I am hoping that this whole 1151 01:19:42,929 --> 01:19:46,590 experience will be a positive one for him I think given the time that we can 1152 01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:52,050 spend together you'll get to see me as a person and not as a YouTube rival, you 1153 01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:57,420 know? I'll treat him like any other my friends maybe even let him sit in a 1154 01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:59,760 streaming session or a recording session you know 1155 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:06,560 oh here's the studio but- you just gotta keep it down a little bit... Julie's in there 1156 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,240 is Julie pissed off that I'm staying here? 1157 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,560 *danmark laughs nervously* 1158 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,400 [GREG] That sucks... 1159 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,080 this is the master bedroom 1160 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:14,360 yeah I know 1161 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,160 this is where you'll be bunking it's the guest room 1162 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,560 thank you 1163 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:28,270 [GREG] honestly I'm kind of surprised that he's letting me stay here and I am really 1164 01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:38,260 appreciative I was kind of mean to him in the past- well he was pretty mean to me 1165 01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:42,610 too it was mostly him but he's making it up 1166 01:20:42,610 --> 01:20:46,990 to me by letting me stay in his house under his roof! 1167 01:20:46,990 --> 01:20:49,240 that's it goes deep- 1168 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,390 man I don't know, I think I just need to take some time to 1169 01:20:52,390 --> 01:20:58,060 figure things out really get back on my feet and figure out where I want to go 1170 01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:03,400 from here because it was hard though there were a few hours there where I was 1171 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:12,300 on the streets and I really didn't know what was gonna happen to me I'm just I 1172 01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:20,840 am I'm really grateful that DanMark took me in 1173 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,600 they're really gonna miss me when I leave in a few months... 1174 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:32,960 [DANMARK] and we're live- in five four two welcome back to 1175 01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:37,390 another live stream I hope you're all having a good night if you have a funny 1176 01:21:37,390 --> 01:21:45,370 story or just one is alo leave a comment good notice tonight uh we have a special 1177 01:21:45,370 --> 01:21:51,040 guest right here he's a bit of a controversial figure but we're here to 1178 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:56,070 get to know him a little bit more wanna understand him we're gonna go inside him 1179 01:21:56,070 --> 01:22:03,760 everybody welcome the man the legend- Lazergreg! 1180 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,320 Woo! *clapping* 1181 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:14,480 Uh yeah- hi, I'm Lazergreg- how's it going everybody? weeee 1182 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:20,400 Woohooo! that's right uh so guys I saw something 1183 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,280 very strange this morning- 1184 01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:23,480 was it me? 1185 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,120 *danmark laughs awkwardly* 1186 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:30,120 Uh, no- it actually wasn't but now I should 1187 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:35,600 explain Greg has been staying with me at the last couple days.. 1188 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,560 Yeah, I didn't really have a choice I was homeless 1189 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,520 *danmark laughs awkwardly* What?- well? 1190 01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,960 I see that we have a lot of comments 1191 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:52,460 coming in here that are asking we're gonna fight.. come on guys this is 1192 01:22:52,460 --> 01:22:58,280 tonight Greg and I, we're vegetarians- 1193 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:06,440 There will be no beef between the dos of us, right homie? 1194 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,160 yeah we're gonna have a good time 1195 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,920 A swell time! so we're having a good time good we're just here to play some video 1196 01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:16,270 games nice and game there's gonna chill a bit 1197 01:23:16,270 --> 01:23:19,240 we're HOMIES! 1198 01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,640 please stop hitting me.. 1199 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:28,880 *greg and danmark yelling in the other room* 1200 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:44,240 so I have been here a few weeks now and it's been so sweet 1201 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,710 I've been feeling really good this place has a great energy there's 1202 01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:53,360 there's so many good vibes I think DanMark and Julie are starting a warm up to 1203 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:59,480 me and I've been in basically all of DanMark's videos! we make such a good 1204 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,600 creative team- 1205 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:06,140 look at that I always got your back- yeah did you see 1206 01:24:06,140 --> 01:24:07,520 that it was a trust exercise.. 1207 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,553 but who's got yours? no! 1208 01:24:09,553 --> 01:24:10,610 I got yours. 1209 01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:12,560 You see this? You see what we can accomplish when we work together? 1210 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,640 you see see that 1211 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:20,690 yeah sure I had all my old loyal fans my old channel but, who needs them? I'm 1212 01:24:20,690 --> 01:24:24,490 being watched by so many more people now 1213 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:34,120 whoo sorry Julie I did not know you were in here are you editing a video? 1214 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:39,990 Yeah- it's been a while the posted one, so just needs to get this one out there. 1215 01:24:39,990 --> 01:24:48,590 Oh right yeah you make youtube videos too- I knew that I knew that already 1216 01:24:50,510 --> 01:24:58,130 Julie listen I wanted to say something 1217 01:24:58,370 --> 01:25:01,400 I'm really sorry about when I was rude to you. 1218 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:05,200 when which time? 1219 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:11,680 At the party- I told you that the only reason people watched your videos was because 1220 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:20,240 you were dating DanMark- you deserve a lot more respect than that 1221 01:25:21,819 --> 01:25:25,200 it's okay just it's really not a big deal 1222 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:29,260 No, Julie, this is a big deal I mean 1223 01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:33,409 you put so much hard work into this and you put you put so much of yourself into 1224 01:25:33,409 --> 01:25:37,400 it and no one no one should be allowed to discredit that! 1225 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,400 No, honestly this is just a hobby to me- 1226 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:44,960 no it isn't this is not a hobby Julie this is your passion this is important to you! 1227 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:48,079 no it's not, it's not my career and it's just what I do for fun 1228 01:25:48,079 --> 01:25:51,229 and the only reason I have followers this cause of DanMark and that's like 1229 01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:54,560 completely fine with me so... 1230 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,080 how are you fine with that? 1231 01:25:57,080 --> 01:26:01,189 Because I mean I wouldn't be even doing this at all if it wasn't for him. Like I mean I'm glad I have the 1232 01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:09,260 opportunity but I wouldn't be pursuing it if it weren't for him. 1233 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:14,800 doesn't it feel like you didn't earn their attention at all though? 1234 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,229 yeah whatever 1235 01:26:26,990 --> 01:26:31,520 um thanks for the apology though 1236 01:26:33,969 --> 01:26:37,480 whatever 1237 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:48,090 I am an artist, and artists need to create for themselves imagine a world 1238 01:26:48,090 --> 01:26:51,280 where artists didn't create for themselves they just helped other 1239 01:26:51,280 --> 01:27:00,119 artists with their art and their problems it would be empty frames and 1240 01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:07,090 blank canvases dry brushes it would be just like that movie where the 1241 01:27:07,090 --> 01:27:10,560 government steals all the color... 1242 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,159 Schindler's List I'm really grateful for 1243 01:27:14,159 --> 01:27:21,429 DanMark letting me stay in his house and I've learned a lot from him I'm sure 1244 01:27:21,429 --> 01:27:30,070 he's learned a lot from me but I got to go back and do my own thing and recreate 1245 01:27:30,070 --> 01:27:37,510 my YouTube space and honestly I don't care if I don't have a single subscriber 1246 01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:44,469 anymore I will rebuild and I'll create a whole 1247 01:27:44,469 --> 01:27:48,480 new fanbase 1248 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,880 DanMark! 1249 01:27:51,969 --> 01:27:58,680 I want to live in a world where there is color- 1250 01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,440 Me too Greg- 1251 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:07,630 There's just- so much canvas out there that I still need to put my brush on, do you 1252 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,599 understand what I'm saying? this is what I'm saying: 1253 01:28:09,599 --> 01:28:16,269 painting with you on your canvas it's been so great but it's time for me to 1254 01:28:16,269 --> 01:28:20,680 start creating on my own again.. 1255 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:25,200 yeah if you- uh, want to learn to paint I think you definitely should do that... 1256 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:29,280 You really get it 1257 01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:32,469 that's why I think it's about time I 1258 01:28:32,469 --> 01:28:34,680 move out 1259 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:38,920 yeah that is a great idea- 1260 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,150 it is a great idea 1261 01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:48,680 and it gets even better, I'm about to make everything right. I'm gonna make an apology 1262 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,800 video 1263 01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:50,960 oh 1264 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:53,760 and I know what you're thinking we're sitting 1265 01:28:53,769 --> 01:28:58,040 here in private and I could apologize to you right here right now 1266 01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,160 get out of my head 1267 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:06,189 But! think about this, now imagine I make a video put it on the internet the 1268 01:29:06,189 --> 01:29:09,939 whole world sees it and everyone on the planet knows how sorry I am 1269 01:29:09,939 --> 01:29:11,800 that's way better 1270 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:15,280 that sounds that's it sounds great right it sounds 1271 01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:20,079 like a good idea, I agree but I think as an artist it's time for you to 1272 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:27,240 really develop your voice some more and you know you're a funny guy Greg you're a funny guy 1273 01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:31,480 Are you seeing it, cause I feel like this is not that hard to follow. 1274 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,480 It's a kids movie 1275 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,720 for kids? but there's a gay in it. 1276 01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:42,360 I am funny! I am so funny! yeah so in a few days I'll be out of your hair ! 1277 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:47,650 Haha- I think you're being hard on yourself, 1278 01:29:47,650 --> 01:29:52,120 I think you'd be good if you left today! 1279 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,560 yeah - two more days I'll be gone I just have so much - 1280 01:29:55,560 --> 01:30:01,030 I think it would be better if you if you got this 1281 01:30:01,030 --> 01:30:06,480 over with now I think do it as soon as possible I think you've yeah-tomorrow! 1282 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:10,140 gotta strike while the iron's hot man I you gotta take this 1283 01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:13,920 this passion that you're feeling right now this intense feeling and that's how 1284 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:17,040 art is made are you passionate about this? 1285 01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,020 of course! I'm passionate about everything! 1286 01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:22,530 use that while it's well it's hot man! you gotta strike the iron while it's hot 1287 01:30:22,530 --> 01:30:25,920 gotta use that passion while it's burning inside you okay you don't just 1288 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,920 let opportunities like this pass you by if you continue to let opportunities 1289 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,060 like this pass you by you're never going to strike this is an awesome opportunity 1290 01:30:33,060 --> 01:30:39,180 for you and it'll be okay for everyone else if you took advantage of this 1291 01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:45,120 mm-hmm opportunity now, and leave today 1292 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,790 yeah, I'm gonna do it you get to do it 1293 01:30:47,790 --> 01:30:49,920 you're gonna do it! 1294 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,760 today's that day DanMark! 1295 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:56,600 yes! 1296 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,440 okay ha here we go here we 1297 01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:05,880 go it's what's going on what's that how long have you had that? 1298 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,770 what the camera? 1299 01:31:07,770 --> 01:31:11,480 yeah the camera yeah 1300 01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:15,630 not long we we had somebody trying to break in and now 1301 01:31:15,630 --> 01:31:18,360 we're trying to be just you know a little safer 1302 01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:19,610 Wow 1303 01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:24,847 that, a break-in, that is that that is so scary.. 1304 01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:27,780 right? that that would happen 1305 01:31:27,780 --> 01:31:29,640 yeah uh-huh 1306 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,300 I mean you never- you don't see you coming you don't think I 1307 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:37,680 don't know 1308 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:41,210 well at least I didn't take anything! 1309 01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:45,200 That's true! mm-hmm 1310 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:49,100 They didn't uh- take anything 1311 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:51,440 yeah no okay great 1312 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:55,200 well I'll see you later 1313 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:58,960 Lazergreg out! 1314 01:32:01,390 --> 01:32:05,920 Oh Frick I forgot my hobo bag 1315 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:12,150 yeah feels good being back in the real world 1316 01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:16,350 it's weird 1317 01:32:17,780 --> 01:32:25,160 when I came back I expected everybody to be mad at me still but 1318 01:32:27,510 --> 01:32:34,679 it turns out there's a lot of people like me 1319 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:47,280 Who like Lazergreg, because all the things that I say.... 1320 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:59,800 Hey guys! Lazergreg here! it has been a while, I just needed some time to figure some 1321 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:04,300 things out I have something to get off my chest I 1322 01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:12,520 have not been completely honest with you guys and I need to come clean I need to be real. 1323 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:21,240 after spending some time living with DanMark and really getting to know 1324 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:31,360 him and talk to him and get closer to him... 1325 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:34,760 I can really say with total confidence: 1326 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:43,040 DanMark really is the worst fucking person on the Internet 1327 01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:47,610 it's not exactly how I expected it but 1328 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:54,680 I think I finally found my audience 1329 01:33:56,120 --> 01:34:10,240 *distorted theme plays*