- Woo. Oh.
Downloaded from YTS.MX
- Yeah, it was good to see you, man.
It's been about a year and a half
since the Tokyo Olympics, man.
- No it hasn't. It was like six months ago.
Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX
We're in 2021, man. - What?
Damn, you're right.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
My short term memory.
- Short term memory? You on that stuff, ain't you?
- What stuff? - You what I'm talkin' about.
- Hey, man, we on TV. - Okay.
- Three, two, one.
- 2021, what a year!
After spending 2020 in lockdown,
America was ready to get down.
It was a 365 day balls to the wall,
anything goes rager.
- This is absolutely insane!
- It was a year that we flipped out and wigged out.
When some of us drank too much beer,
others drank too much Kool-Aid.
According to the Chinese zodiac, 2021 was the year of the ox.
And boy, was it ever.
But it was also the year of the goat,
the year the cat. - I'm not a cat.
- Year of the squid, the year of the seagull,
and definitely not the year of the tiger.
In 2021, the Bidens were welcomed in,
and the Cuomos were tossed out.
Facebook got Meta, and this fool's ass got wetter.
Stadiums were packed, some people got smacked,
Bennifer was back and what this kid saw was wack.
It's the year Ted Cruz fled to Cancun
and Captain Kirk went to the goddamn moon.
- Oh, wow.
- Millions refused to get a job and one desperately
tried to keep his job.
Some believed in Ted Lasso, others believed Q,
and the world of social media brought us these two.
- I'mma just island boy. I'mma just island boy.
- Yeah, 2021 was poppin', it was something to see.
Now, to make sense of it all is Kevin Hart and Snoop D-o-gg.
- "Welcome to 2021 and Done", I'm your homie,
Big Snoop D-o-gg,
The Dog Father, The Player, The Coach, The Pimp,
The Liaison, The Executive, The Money Maker,
The Producer of Algorithm, and so on and so on.
- And I'm Kevin.
A.K.A., long, little feet, uh, big nose, happy mouth.
Uh, long forehead, little structure, uh,
big knuckles, small hands.
Um, that's all I got, Snoop.
- I like that.
You know, Kev, I'm just glad we survived another brutal year.
I guess 2021 was better than 2020,
but that's just like saying
the Jets are better than the Lions.
[laughing]
- The Lions suck! Yeah.
Now, uh, listen, it's been a strange year,
and on this show,
we're gonna look back at the stuff that you remember
and the shit that you wish you could forget.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's get into it.
It's time for Shaking My Damn Headline.
- Oh, I like that.
Now, the year started off with so much promise,
but less than a week in.
Well, it went off the rails when a bunch of tourists
showed up for a field trip in D.C.,
hoping to meet with their congressmen
and hang with Mike Pence.
- Hang with Mike Pence? Or hang Mike Pence?
- Oh my god.
- Let's take a look at this white hot mess.
Oh, look at this.
This is when they acted a fool.
January sixth, I remember this like yesterday.
- Look at this. - Look at this.
- Just shit. - Just madness.
- What are you doing? - Taking over the Capitol.
- Look at this dumb ass. Look at you.
What you gonna do?
He got a bongo in his arm.
He's got a bongo on him!
This really makes you just think like--
- I want him to fall.
- -what the fuck are you doing, man?
- I need somebody to fall, Kev. This is not right.
- Look at this. Look at this idiot.
Oh! Oh! [laughing]
Oh, come on. Come on.
- Now that was an Olympic highlight for your ass.
- Don't you lose your grip. God damn.
- There was one true hero that day.
Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman,
who led the mob away from the Senate chamber.
Roll the clip.
- Don't you come up- don't you come up, boy.
- Boy. - Boy.
- You see this little stick?
- All right, I'mma go over here.
- That motherfucker get bigger every time it hits your head.
- Hey, don't you go further.
Hey, hey, hey! Get your ass back, bitch.
- See, that was the smartest move
he made right there,
'cause there was political people in that room.
And he knew he had to deter 'em to go this way.
That was the smartest move right there.
See, that-- he from the streets, because he knew
how to psych them out.
They didn't even pay attention to that room.
They started following him.
That was a great, great strategic move.
- Yeah, he better than me.
I would have got 'em off my ass.
I was like, "That's who you want.
"You want the people in there. Go that way."
That's exactly what I would have did.
Yeah, that man trying to be a hero.
Sometimes you got to worry about yourself, man.
- That's a fact.
I think that clip would be way more gangster
if we reverse that.
Look at him now.
Get your bitch ass outta here. - What would I say?
- Got the stick.
- Want me to crack your head, cuz?
- Get your motherfucking ass outta here right now.
Back up, boy. - Back up, bitch.
Yeah. - I got this.
Don't even worry about what's going on out here.
Y'all just stay in there. I got this shit.
- Yeah. - Yeah, get on back,
and I'm gonna run these motherfuckers outta here.
Matter of fact, I'mma back that nigga get outta here.
[laughter]
- Oh! Oh! Yeah, kiss my ass.
That's what y'all gonna do. Everybody.
By the way, that's one of those moments
where you really look around and you got the feeling to go,
"Why did I take this job?"
Like, when all those people standing there,
you look and realize you're the only one.
He been the only one there for years.
He been only one there for years,
and it's been the best job ever 'cause nothing's ever happened.
- No.
- On that day, he was like, "Ain't this about a bitch."
"Where Charles at? Charles--
- He kept doing- he kept doing this too.
Pushing that little thing.
Weren't nobody on the other end.
- Nobody-nobody- he kept doing this.
What I say-- "Hey, Charles.
"Hey, Charles." - What, nigga?
I'm at McDonald's.
- Charles, I need you to act like you in the other room.
- What you want, nigga, number five or four?
I need you to get your black ass back up here.
[laughter]
- Hey. All right.
These insurrectionists not only looted laptops,
but one dude try to walk out with a podium.
Look at this right here.
- Nah, that's not a podium, Kev, that's actually a lectern.
- Is it? - Yeah, it's a lectern.
- How the fuck do you know that, Snoop?
- Two things about me, Kev-- I smoke and I know things.
I just can't believe that this guy would, like,
try to smash and grab America.
This is a country,
not a Louis Vuitton store, asshole.
- I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Where's he going put that?
The insurrections led to Trump's second impeachment,
and Trump lawyered up.
The only lawyer missing from the dream team
was the cat right here.
- We're trying to-we're trying to- can you hear me, judge?
- I can hear you.
I think it's a filter-- - It is.
I don't know how to remove it.
- I don't know how to remove it, judge,
but can you hear me? It's some thing.
My kids put this damn emoji on my face.
I don't know how to move, but, uh--
- I'm not a cat.
- That-- if you're live, I'm not a cat.
He said-he said, "I'm not a cat, judge.
"I promise I'm not a cat."
"I don't know how to get this--" - Who the hell does--
- I don't know how to get this off the computer, judge.
- I'm not a cat. - I'm not being an asshole,
but this is not a cat talking to you.
Oh.
After the impeachment, Joe Biden was sworn in
as president.
The inauguration was a star-studded affair
with J.Lo in Chanel. - Nice.
- Oh my god, look at this.
Lady Gaga, she was in a Schiaparelli.
- Mm-hmm, fashion. - And Bernie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders was in whoever the fuck
made these mittens. Look at this here.
Look at that. Look at those mittens.
- Nigga's mask on wrong.
He got his mask to the wrong side.
What's going on, buddy?
- But the real star of the show is the young poet laureate
Amanda Gorman. Play the clip.
- The successors of a country in a time
where a skinny black girl descended from slaves
and raised by a single mother can dream of becoming president,
only to find herself reciting for one.
- Very strong. - Strong.
- Come on, man.
- I mean, listen, that's what our young
Black girls need to see.
They need to see-- - Black girl power!
- ...in positions of power.
That's a moment in history right there.
- Great work, baby girl.
- Absolutely. - We commend you on the show.
In 2021, Mother Earth stopped all of us in our tracks.
Fires, hurricanes, record-setting temperatures.
But not even a historic flood in New York
could stop fries from getting delivered on time.
Roll the clip.
- That's right. - Gotta love it.
- I'm not gonna fucking ing get a bad rating.
You want me to get fucking two stars?
- Oh, he gonna get a bad rating, nigga,
'cause them fries is in the water right now.
I don't give a fuck what you talking about.
That nigga done drop my whole bag of fries
in the water.
- I mean, but he gettin' em to me.
You know, I know what's going on outside.
- I don't want no soggy fries, nigga.
Don't put my fries in the water, Cuz.
You keep- you hold them motherfuckers up top like this
when you walking through the water, 'kay?
- What commitment.
You know, in the summer, we thought the pandemic was over
and life resumed back to normal.
People were finally letting their hair down.
Let's take a look this.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, here we go.
- Her hair finna get out of there.
Oh, it's going. It's out.
Bye bye.
- Oh. Time out.
She just turned into The Exorcist.
Did you hear what she just said?
- What'd she-what'd she say?
- Wig! - My wig!
- My fuckin' wig.
- That ride needs to be shut down.
Taking that girl wig off like that.
That girl is a beautiful, intelligent woman
that came to that park to have a good time,
and she left without a wig.
That-- you should be ashamed of yourself, park.
Shut it down. - Yup.
- All right, Snoop, let's keep it going.
- After a year of quarantine, people seemed to forget
how to behave out in the real world,
especially on airplanes. Take a look.
- Sit down now. - You can't hold us!
- Oh man. - Down on the ground, sir.
- We're not on the ground. - Yes, we are!
- Wow.
Yeah, see-see, this is way too much patience.
It's way too much patience.
You gotta knock him the fuck out right there,
right there.
- He already knocking himself out.
- Look at this. - Look at this sh-.
- Yeah, I see this. He got to die.
You're not gonna do this next to me.
- No.
What I'm gonna do is take three, two people in the back
that I don't know and say, "We finna come together
and kick his motherfucking ass.
- We gonna beat his ass.
You're not going to look at me and eat your mask.
No. - Really? Really?
Oh, man, he calm now. The police got him.
- Really? What did I do?
Shut your stupid ass up.
You know what you did over here growling at the goddamn
flight attendant.
- Why didn't they cuff him, though,
that's that privilege again. They didn't cuff him.
- By the way, they shouldn't have trusted him
from the beginning. He had on jean shorts.
I never met anybody trustworthy in jean shorts.
Uh, in 2021, the most boring thing
you could ever attend finally got exciting.
I'm talking about school board meetings.
Take a look at this clip right here.
- The children and your children's children
will be subjugated!
They will be asked, "How many vaccines have you had?
"Have you been a good little Nazi?
"Hail Fauci!?"
- I don't know who's next up on that mic,
but that mic had a hot, batch of COVID waiting for them.
- All variants included.
- That mic was a mess. Jesus Christ.
Joining us now to make sense of all this senselessness
and break down some of the other big stories of 2021,
a man who never keeps it on the DL.
Of course, I'm talking about my brother, D.L. Hugley,
a.k.a. one of the kings of comedy.
What up, D.L.? - Hey now, what's up?
How y'all doing? - Good, man.
- D.L., you didn't put your Crocodile Dundee brim
on for this shit, huh? - Fo sho, fo sho, fo sho.
You never know.
- I hope 2021 was better than 2020 for you
after you fainted on stage.
And I'm being serious about you.
You are right physically, mentally, you all right?
- Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, it took a while, but you know,
2021 was challenging for a lot of people.
But, uh, it was, uh,
it was an interesting experience.
I learned a lot about myself
and I learned a lot about the world.
But I never thought I would see America
so frightened of a virus,
they let niggas walk around with masks on.
[laughter]
- Yo, 2021, Juneteenth finally became a holiday.
What's your feeling about Juneteenth now?
- Well here's the thing.
It's interesting because at a time when
they don't want to teach slavery in school,
they want to commemorate the end of it.
Like-- so good luck explaining to kids
why they're off that day.
But I think we should understand that Juneteenth
is the official--
is the commemoration of the end of slavery.
Which is funny because more white people will be off
on Juneteenth than us.
I think on Juneteenth, uh, white people should have to
work all day for free.
- This motherfucker got a great solution.
- Let's talk about Joe Biden for a second.
You know, the black community showed up for Joe Biden.
Do you feel like he has delivered?
What's your take on that?
- I think that it's-- it would be like talking about
if the Atlanta Falcons only had to play one quarter,
they would have been Super Bowl champions.
But it's not. It's four quarters.
Truth of the matter is, our relationship with Joe Biden
was transactional.
If you have a transactional, uh, relationship,
you gotta come through with some transactions.
Like, you can't-- and they gotta be the ones
that the people who voted for you find valuable.
So I think the jury's still out.
I think he's done some things I'm-- I've been pleased with
and some that I haven't been very pleased with at all.
- D.L., you are-- you're the real deal.
I tell you all the time. - Thanks, Man.
- Uh, and not only that. You're a friend,
you're a brother, and you're a legend.
So, man, please--
- I gotta say something before we go.
First off, you-- this is like- remember how nobody thought
stripes and-and polka dots would to go together?
That's you and Snoop now.
You're seeing two men together have so much fun, fucking up,
it's hilarious to me.
I can't believe-I can't believe that they got you all
commentating on the world. Thank, y'all, man.
Thank, y'all for having me on. - Thank you.
- Thank you, man. Thanks for coming on.
D.L., we appreciate you, we love you.
- Likewise.
- Ladies gentlemen, D.L. Hugley, king,
king of comedy, uh, my brother.
I love you, man. We'll talk soon.
- All right. Thank you.
- Peace and love. Love you, boy.
- Wow.
Hey, people will be right back with more of
Welcome back.
Snoop, you know what?
It's time to talk about that one thing
that gets us fired up more than anything else.
- Antiquing? - No, no.
Snoop, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about sports!
In 2021 we said goodbye to cardboard cutouts,
and welcome back to real fans.
And sports got balls out. - Yes.
- It was a great year for the world champion,
Milwaukee Bucks.
And one enthusiastic fan couldn't curb his enthusiasm.
Take a look.
Uh oh.
Oh, if he chugs it, he gonna go ham.
He about to go ham.
No. No. - Take that motherfucker off.
- Oh, don't rip it. Yeah.
You know what?
That's always good in the moment.
But then after they stopped the music and they go "Mah!"
and they start the game back up--
- And he like, "It's cold. Where my shirt at?"
- You just gotta sit back down.
You ain't got no shirt on and you notice the people
looking at your stupid ass.
- I feel that. Looking at you.
- They're like, "You don't have another shirt?
- No.
Tore this motherfucker off in the heat of the moment.
The Bucks won the NBA Finals and at the victory celebration,
there was less than winning speeches.
Let's take a look.
- Well, I came here they're like, "Yo, you gotta, like,
"show, like, you got to be the dog.
And I'm like -- - What?
- Man, we got dogs. Like, they just ain't, like--
- What?
- We're-- like, I got here, like, we-we already got dogs.
- What?
- They just don't know how to be dogs,
and we gonna be dogs.
- What are you talking about right now?
P.J. first and foremost, you guys are Bucks.
- And they were, like, you know, you got to be the dog.
So I'm like, we already got dogs.
- What?
- Yeah, but we the Bucks though.
- You just hear people in the background going, what?
What, what? What'd he say?
That's the part that made me laugh.
That's why I'm like.
[laughing]
Don't even-- I'm like, what?
- Stop it.
- Uh, the Tampa Bay Bucs
celebrated their Super Bowl victory
with a boat parade.
And even though he won a seventh Lombardi,
Tom Brady partied like it was his first championship.
- I'm open, Tom. I'm wide open.
- Oh, wow!
- Hit me with it.
Look at this. Come on, what?
Super Bowl? What are you talking about?
Tom, why you got a knee brace?
- He had on a knee brace at the after party?
- Tom, why got your--
Tom, don't ever put your knee brace on
just to hang out, Tom.
- He was gone, man.
- That looked like that Brett Favre commercial.
The copper-- What was it called?
- Coppertone.
- With him and Jerry Rice -- - Him and Jerry Rice
running them old ass routes.
He's out there playing three on three with some bums.
- Hey.
- When I wear Coppertone,
I'm just as fast as I was in 1987.
- Tom Brady, don't you ever put
another goddamn knee brace on
to go to a parade.
Sit your ass home if that's what you gotta do, man.
- You sure you're in a position to judge people
for getting to wild after a Super Bowl, Kev?
- Yeah. - 'Cause I remember
this thing happening to you a few years ago.
- Late in the game, you guys didn't flinch, and--
- Sorry to interrupt, but I got a special fan for you.
How's Kevin Hart for you?
- Oh, he need-- he need a ladder.
- Not one of! The best!
- I like it.
- How'd you feel when Brady had that ball and got sacked?
Lost the ball. - Look at my eye.
- I'll say this. - Look at my eyes.
- We're very lucky to have this guy
a part of this team.
I've been drinking. [laughter]
- I'm on cloud nine.
That's the best part. - You were so fucked up.
- Yeah! - Here you was trying to be professional.
That's the part I'm tripping on.
- Yeah. - But you was like up here,
I-I am on TV, but, look, let me tell you all.
Look-- - Hey!
I have never been more--
I have never been more intoxicated in my life.
But guess what? I'd do the same thing again.
Have you ever had that?
Have you ever been so-so messed up,
like that you-you're trying to keep it together,
but while you're trying to keep it together,
in your mind, you're like,
"I look stupid as fuck right now."
- I definitely did that when the Lakers hit the, uh,
they hit the Portland Trailblazers
in their game seven.
And me and the homies just busted in the locker room
at the end of the game.
And they was doing an interview with Jim Hill.
We was like, "We don't give a fuck.
What's happening, nigga?
The Lakers rule, nigga.
Nigga, we just won, nigga.
That nigga Jim Hill was like,
"Uh, uh, back to you."
[laughter]
And I was like, damn, we was acting a fool,
but fuck it, we was excited,
you know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, yeah.
- Now, the Atlanta Braves brought home
their first championship in 26 years.
Over a million people turned out for the parade.
And after waiting three hours for it to start,
this is what they saw.
- Ah!
- They going fast as a motherfucker.
- Oh, my God! - Why they going so fast, cuz?
- Holy shit, man.
You know that-that may be the funniest clip
that we've seen all day.
They going like 35.
They going-- - Motherfuckin'--
Do they know what a parade's fucking supposed to be?
- What did they tell the drivers?
No matter what, under no conditions
do you slow this bitch down?
But this is the parade, we just wanna see the people.
I don't give a fuck what it is.
You drive this bitch through there
until we get to a place where I feel like it's safe.
They-they did 35, 40.
- They was flying through that bitch, man.
- Jesus Christ!
Do you see the people there? What the fuck is going on?
- I'm crying laughing 'cause they was going so fast.
- Oh, my God, man.
That's probably one of the worst parades ever.
That's gonna go down in history.
While we're celebrating championships,
how about Candace Parker,
who came back to her hometown
and brought the Chicago Sky their first WNBA title?
Go ahead, Candace, roll the clip.
- Nope.
- Candace, haul ass. Go to your family. Go!
Go to your family, Candace.
- Where they at? - Hug 'em! Hug 'em!
- Find 'em! - Come on,
- Come on, give me a hug, my people.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I love it, I love it. - Go back to my people.
Good for her, man. - So happy for CP3.
- All jokes aside.
- Yeah, she did that in, uh, L.A.
She was a great player for the L.A. Sparks.
She-she did great things for us,
but for her to go back to her hometown
and get that championship game,
I know that means the world to her.
Shout out to CP3.
- I mean, I don't think there's a better taste,
a better taste of success for us athletes.
I, I know because of,
uh, my success in the church league.
I told you, we won a championship.
We played against-- - I would love to have
played against y'all
in the church league championship games.
- I don't know why, Snoop. We were quite--
we were-we were the real deal, okay?
The real deal. - Okay.
- I'll never forget the championship game.
I had seven points, eighteen assists,
36 rebounds, 15 blocks.
Uh, and I believe-- if I think--
what was it, what was the other one?
Uh, I forced a lot of turnover.
Either way, it was one the best games ever played, man,
and they still talk about it. - And I wish they had
a VHS back in the day to see that.
- Well, brother, all you gotta do is go to,
uh, SaintChristian.com ZionBaptistedu.,
uh, BasketballForGod,
and you'll see all of my success, brother.
That's all you gotta do.
- In other news... - Hoopin' for the Lord.
- Yes, praise God.
In 2021, boxing made a big comeback.
But some of the biggest fights didn't feature real boxers
like this match between Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter?
- Oh, Jesus. Look at this shit.
Jesus Christ, man. - Look how big he is
to the dude he's fighting. That isn't-- that's--
- Aaron was catching him though in some of the rounds.
I actually-- here's what's bad, I watched the fight.
[laughter]
I paid for it and everything.
I was like, oh, this is gonna be good.
I'm a firm believer.
I'm a supporter of all these fights.
- So you spent that $5.99 for that fight?
- Yeah, I remember that now.
So that was like Lamar Odom versus Aaron Carter.
I was like, I gotta see this shit.
- Fighting live for $5.99.
- I thought, this is gonna to be good.
This here is gonna to be real good.
- Over in the UFC, Conor McGregor broke his leg
during a fight and it was nasty.
- Oh, my God, are you sure you wanna see that photo?
I don't wanna look at it. - Oh!
- God damn it, man. Look at that.
- But I love his-his-his tenacity
and his fierce way of fighting.
He was talking shit after he broke his leg.
He was, "I fuck him up,
there's nothing he can do to me."
And his leg was fucked up.
I'm like, cuz still talking shit?
- Snoop just pulled that accent out his ass.
It was great!
Oh, my God.
- He said that he believes that one of the kicks
that he checked is what broke your leg.
- Only Conor, man.
Only Conor. - While his shit is broke,
in pain, sitting on the ground
and Joe Rogan got to sit down next to him,
'cause the nigga can't stand up.
Who does the interview sitting next to the nigga?
- I don't know. But if his shit was broke,
he was extremely calm.
Tell you what, you wouldn't had got a word out of me.
Jesus... How you feel?
Fucked up, man. Get me outta here!
Oh, my God.
My foot's in my ass, man. Get me outta here.
Uh, you know, Snoop, man,
I think the best sporting event of 2021
was actually the 2020 Olympics.
- Hey, hey, you know, what my favorite part of the Olympics was?
- Oh, Snoop man, come on. Don't say it.
You ain't gotta make me blush. I already know.
- No, it's not you.
It's the horse. Roll that clip.
- Oh! Oh! - Hey! Yeah.
Oh, look at this, cuz.
- Oh, come on, man. - This horse is off the chain.
I got to get this motherfucker in the video.
- You made that horse famous.
That horse probably got a lot of ass after that.
- He probably got a lot of jealousy, too.
I know when he went back in the barn,
all the other horses was mad and shit.
Oh, you think you something, huh?
You think you-you think you hot 'cause you was on TV
and Snoop was talking about you, huh?
Fuck you and your fake ass hair.
[laughter]
- Our next guest gets in a lot of passionate debates
every single morning.
You may know him as an analyst,
but I know him as my alarm clock.
Here to give us the last take on sports in 2021,
please welcome Stephen A. Smith.
- What up? What up? How you y'all doing?
- We all good, baby. Good to see you, man.
I see you lookin' good.
Got the fireplace in the background.
I like that. I can put somethin'
on that fire if you want me to.
- Hey, I don't mind. Here's the only problem,
obviously I got the fireplace on,
that means it's cold outside.
- So, uh, we'd like to welcome you to the show.
How was your 2021
and did you happen to get into any disagreements this year?
- No, 15 segments a day, 75 a week,
over 3,000 a year,
I'd say I got into my share of disagreements
pretty much every day, every minute of every day.
Except I haven't lost any of those disagreements,
and that's the most important.
- 75,000 and 0.
- Stephen A. Smith, two naked women just walked by
in the background, explain it.
[laughter] - That is a lie.
- Why you didn't turn around and see if he was lying?
- He just sat up.
Oh!
Was 2021 a good year for sports to you, Stephen?
- Well, for me personally, I-I was shocked
to see that Tom Brady was gonna smack down Kansas City
the way that they did.
I didn't think that they'd be able to do that.
Uh, but to see a brother in his 40s
go out on that football field against young lines,
against a stud like Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelce's big time, Tyreek Hill's big time.
And to see Tom Brady do it, but not just what he did,
it was how he did it.
Remember, you saw him going at the Honey Badger,
- Right. - Tyrann Mathieu.
And we all got mad respect for the honey badger,
we know what a big time player he is.
But it's one thing to-to-to go at him,
it's another thing to talk smack to him,
to get this face during the Super Bowl,
to let him know I'm coming for you,
and went for him and got him,
'cause it made this upcoming season
that much more beautiful.
We all thought that Kansas City was relatively invincible
until we saw them get smacked down like that.
- Uh, Stephen A. Smith, we talkin' about 2021.
Let me tell you, um, one of my least favorite moments.
And I-I think we got a clip.
Do we have the clip of Stephen A. Smith
hitting the heavy bag
when he was working out boxing?
Uh, just roll the clip of Stephen A. Smith
throwing some of the most aggressive uppercuts
that I've ever seen in my life.
Uh, dressed like he has never went to the gym.
Uh, Stephen A. Smith, as you can see,
has on a pair of the loosest gray sweatpants,
and a, uh, black tank top that definitely doesn't fit.
It looks like it's been through seven family reunions
and, uh, and two barbecues.
But boy, when I tell you,
this did not do good for our race as well.
- I know that was rehab for your rotator cuff.
- Yeah. - I know that, so that was--
that was good work to show that it was coming back to you.
Didn't nobody understand the whole story
behind the video. - Yeah.
- That was progress on your rehabilitation.
- I'll tell you what I do understand: bullsh-.
The trainer kept saying--
the trainer kept telling Stephen A.
good, good, good.
Good. That's--
And it shows how easy it is for us
to get caught up in the moment.
He got caught up in the goods.
Uh, okay, let's get back to some serious stuff right now.
- Steven A., I wanna speak to the wisdom and the knowledge
that you speak to when you on television.
I really appreciate you for giving
the young homies in the industry
and the young homies in the-in the sports world
understanding of what they can and can't do,
and you try to keep them straight.
And even though they get mad at you,
I appreciate you and I do know that behind your back,
they be thanking you.
They just ain't man enough to say it to your face,
so I'mma say it for 'em.
Thank you. - Nice.
- I love y'all as brothers. I'm proud of y'all,
and I'm always, always, always here for the both of y'all.
And that's just real love as a brother.
- Damn, look at that. - That's heavy, right?
- Kicked it off with a bang, man.
Stephen A. Smith, thank you so much, Stephen.
We love you, man.
Wow. - Peace.
- We'll be right back. We got more highlights
and low lights in 2021 when we come back.
- Put chestnuts roasting on a fire in the background.
- Stephen A. Smith, huh? - That's nice.
- Welcome back to "2021 and Done".
- 2021 was a jam-packed year in entertainment.
The best limited series on Netflix was "True Story".
- And that is a fact.
And the best album of the year was "Algorithm".
- That is also a fact.
The best talk show of the year was "Hart To Heart".
- And you do know that.
And the best entertainment sports show of the year
was "Olympic Highlights".
- Man, if you don't talk your talk,
I'mma walk my walk.
As a matter of fact, Snoop, you already know I'm in a doop,
and I'mma tell you something else,
I'll throw you for a loop.
Get the car, and I'mma drive it around the hoop.
Who wanna get with me?
They better ask 2003,
because I now know I'm where I'm supposed to be.
- Mmm! - Wrapping up the charts
and being the... walk.
All right.
Okay, I'm sorry. It's getting ridiculous.
Let's just move on.
In one of the most watched television events of the year,
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle,
sat down with Oprah
to talk about leaving the royal family.
And after hearing this shit, well, it isn't hard to see why.
Watch this. - Check it out.
- Hold up, stop right now. - There are several--
there are several conversations about it.
- There's a conversation with you-
- With Harry.
---about how dark your baby is going to be?
- Huh?
- Potentially, and what that would mean or look like.
- Ooh.
- Oh, God, don't freeze frame Oprah like that.
Come on, man. - Don't do her like that
with her mouth like that.
- Don't do freeze frame Oprah like that.
Uh, I mean, look, that was tough.
But you know what? - That was tough.
- We gotta stand by Harry, man.
Harry did the right thing.
That man sided with his woman and said--
- And said, you know what? fuck that, I'm out.
- I'm out, I'm out.
- You all gonna question what color my baby gonna be
and all that?
That ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
I love this woman right here. - That's right.
- And if I love this woman, love has no color on it.
- Mmm, said and shouldn't be said any more.
- Mmm... - God damn it, Snoop.
Sometimes you just get so profound with it, man.
You know what you made me wanna do?
- What? - Sing another song.
* At the end of the day I'mma flow my way *
* Ask me where I'mma be and it's another day *
* Don't matter what the color is cause I do *
* What the fuck you wanna see *
* It's me and Snoop *
Oh! That was an accident.
It came together at the end, though.
- It really did. - Came together at the end.
Uh, 2021, brought the end of the Kardashians on E!
and the end of Kim and Kanye in real life.
Uh, in the divorce, Kim got the house
and Kanye got the stadium. That's right.
When they separated, Kanye moved into
Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
This is actually Kanye's room. Let's take a look.
- The motherfucker really did move in.
- Yeah, yeah.
It looks like the women's gym at the NCAA tournament.
Look at this shit.
Remember, they only had three weights?
- It looked like the Olympic dressing room--
- The box beds! ---with the beds. Exactly!
- Only Kanye. Look at this shit, man.
- Then he went to a game later that night
that was on top of the stadium that he was sleeping up under.
- Yeah, well, when they said, Kanye,
what you about to do after this?
I'm about to go downstairs and go to bed.
[laughter] What?
Wh-What?
Yeah, I'm about to go right to sleep.
I ain't gonna do too much after this.
I ain't trying to be up all night.
I'm gonna go right downstairs and go to bed.
Tell 'em they gotta wrap this basketball shit up.
I got a big day tomorrow.
- While he was living there,
Kanye was spotted making an appearance
at one of those games we talking about.
Let's check it out.
- Hey, Kanye! - Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Kanye got pantyhose on his face.
[coughing from laughter]
Kanye-Kanye walked--
Kanye walked in that bitch looking like
a bank robber from the '80s.
Put the money in the bag, bitch!
Luther?
You know, they could always see who was robbing them
in the pantyhose?
- Say, you jive-ass nigga. Put the money in the bag.
[laughter]
- I don't wanna hear shit you got to say
if there ain't the money in the bag.
- Hey, man, I know you.
You don't know me. Stop looking at me, man.
Just put the money in the fucking bag.
- Yo, roll the clip again.
Let me see what he had on walking to the gym again.
Look at this shit here. God damn it.
God damn it, Kanye.
- Nigga had on the Eddie Murphy "Delirious" outfit
with a stocking cap.
[laughter]
I can't make this shit up, man.
- You gotta-you gotta-- I mean, there's only one Kanye, man.
You know, Kanye was trying to hide from the paparazzi,
but the pantyhose weren't enough.
So he took it to the next level,
as seen in this photo. Look at this right here.
- Oh, shit. - Yup, there it is right there.
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, perfectly normal.
I don't know who that is.
Who's that? Who's this?
Who's this regular guy at the bank?
This isn't suspicious at all.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared at all.
Who is this man monster that looks perfectly normal?
He doesn't eat people. Who the fuck is this?
Oh, he's got black eyes.
Look at this fucking--
look at the mask and then look at the eyes.
- This shit is amazing, man, that he would do some--
- What is Kanye trying to do, man?
- I don't know.
This year, the people started a movement
to #FreeBritney, and it worked.
- Fans are important.
That right there, that should not be
just looked past.
That's love.
That's people standing by who they've supported
over the years.
That's dope as hell, man.
- Yeah. No justice, no peace.
Get Britney on these streets.
[laughter]
- I don't-I don't know how he does it,
he just does it.
Shit just comes to him so fast.
My last rap, it thought-- I literally took about
ten minutes thinking of that shit before I did it.
It was an incredible year in entertainment and pop culture,
so we thought, who better to check in with
than the only guy who's on TV more than us?
You know him from "Good Morning America"
and "Fox Football Sunday",
please welcome the man, the myth, the legend,
Michael Strahan.
- What's up, fellas?
- There he is. - What's up?
- There he is. - Where you at, Mike?
In the closet? Wh-where they got you?
In a closet doing an interview?
- Hey, you know what, Snoop, you-you know,
when you do all right for yourself,
this is what you call a bookshelf, buddy.
This is, like, an office, baby.
Look how expansive it is.
- Hey, I haven't read in a long time, Mike.
Reading is fundamental.
I may have to come over and borrow a book or something.
- Nah, nah, nah.
I never open 'em, they just look good.
I buy these big thick books,
they'll look good. - They just look good.
- I was watching the NFL, man,
and I love how they gave you your flowers, man
on the air, man. How does that feel?
Getting that appreciation from your coworkers, man,
those Hall of Famers that was giving you that love that day?
- You know what, man? It's-it's amazing.
I-I-I mean, to have your-your teammates,
the guys you played with
to show love by showing up, man, meant the world to me.
And the Giants retired my jersey,
I never thought that was gonna happen.
You know, I'm out there just trying to survive,
just trying to keep a job
so I had to move back in with my parents.
Next thing you know, my jersey's gonna hang
in the rafters forever.
So that was a big-- that was incredible.
That was incredible.
- Well, Mike, listen, you know nobody likes the trash you
more than I do, but in this moment,
I'm going to take the high road.
And I gotta honestly say, it's well deserved.
I talk trash to your face.
I-I try my best to get you off your rocker.
But I can say, man, that-that jersey,
it belongs in the-in the rafters.
That's the last time that you're gonna hear me say
anything nice to you.
Don't you ever expect it again.
I'm doing it because you deserve it.
This is the end of the year, we're-we're wrapping it up,
so I felt like I should throw something nice to you in it.
All right? So don't ever expect it again.
That's the only time.
- All right, Kev-- Kevin, if you do that again,
I know something's wrong.
- Yeah. - Something's wrong.
- Let's get into the year, man.
What do you feel, in your opinion,
was the biggest entertainment story of the year?
- Oh, man!
Dave Chappelle is one of the biggest, I think.
- Ahh. - You know?
- Yeah.
- I think that was one of the biggest
because comedy has always been that one place
where people can go when--
if you're a great comic at what you-you do,
you can do it and kind of not say have free reign,
but you're able to kind of, you know, balance it.
- Um-hmm. - And I do--
I think that the Dave Chappelle story
and the cancel culture with him was one of the biggest--
biggest stories.
- It actually was. - So, yeah.
- And this year we saw the last James Bond movie
with Daniel Craig.
Is it true that you're playing the next James Bond?
- Ah, man. Hey, first of all, I--
they called me, but I can't--
I can't do the accent, Snoop, so, I pulled myself out.
- You pulled yourself out.
Uh, did you agree with People Magazine'sdecision
to name Paul Rudd the sexiest man alive?
- Hey, Paul's my guy, man. Laughing is sexy.
- Which is why I don't understand
why I keep getting robbed!
Why do I keep getting robbed?
Every year I'm overlooked. Year after year, man.
- So, Mike, you're one of the best game show hosts
I've ever seen.
Why weren't you named the new host of "Jeopardy"
this year?
I thought that was going to be you to fill in
for Alex Trebek, man.
- Hey, Snoop, I ain't smart enough for
that show, man.
I sat on the couch with my mama watching that show last week.
I'm like, Mama, get it.
Because, you know, your mom-- my mom thinks
she can win everything.
And then after about five wrong answers,
she go, I'll stick to "Wheel of Fortune".
I said, yes, Mama, stick with the wheel.
Hey, your son ain't smart enough for it either.
I'm messin'-- I'm not smart enough for that.
I'll stick with "Pyramid", man.
I'm good with it.
- I love the honesty.
I mean, I think it takes a smart man to realize
that he's a dumb man
that puts him in a position to be a better smart man.
I love it. I love it.
T-That's brilliant!
- Hey, Mike, what gives you hope for 2022?
- Oh, man, what gives me hope for 2022?
Every year we go to a military instillation.
And we do a-a show.
And then you go, you sit around these young soldiers
and you realize that we all right.
So, when we go to do things with the military
and the people who really protect our freedom
here in this country
and really are behind us or in front of us in most ways,
it gives me hope, brother.
Every time I see that it kind of rejuvenates me
about where we're at.
- That sounds dope, Mike. - That's dope.
- And I just want to give you a shout-out
for joining us on the show.
We love you; we appreciate you.
- Man, I appreciate you. - Peace and love, Mike.
**
- Welcome back to "2021 and Done".
Social media had a lot of likes
and some really big dislikes this year.
We're going to talk about some of them
in a segment that we're calling "Viral Overload".
- This past summer, Kevin and I
covered the Olympics on Peacock.
And some of our clips went viral.
But shortly after the Olympics, a new trend popped up
on social media.
The hood Olympics.
Check this shit out.
[chatter]
- One, two, three, four, five, six...
- Do you know this was started by
some crackheads, right? - Of course.
- This was a-this was a move that the crackheads
told the dope dealers,
if I do this, you give me a 20 rock.
And then everybody around the world
started doing crackhead shit and didn't even know it.
- All to go viral. - Yep.
Just to be seen and break your motherfucking neck.
- Bunch of people with fucked up spines out there
because of this dumbass thing.
- Bang!
- Necks and spines rearranged all over.
- Um-hmm.
- Uh, that's a lot of fail videos.
But one guy successfully took home the crate gold.
Check him out.
- Mike said he going up there rolling up a blunt.
- Oh, he's rolling up a blunt.
Homeboy, if he pull this off, he gonna get it.
He rollin' up?
Lookin' like DJ drama and Drake and motherfucking--
Every light-skinned nigga I know.
- It's all good! - Oh, he caught one, too.
Them George is on point. Look at his George.
Oh, he licked it down.
No spinnin' and lip it.
That's the spin lip technique right there.
You do that good, I'm gonna roll--
when you rollin' a blunt, that's the technique
that you use when you on the run.
Like a lot of times we runnin'
and tryin' to get outta there fast rollin' up.
He's-- [applause]
- Give that nigga a lighter. Give that nigga a lighter.
- This nigga-this nigga right here gets the standing
motherfucking ov-- look at his homie on his side.
- Oh, my god. Look. Oh, yeah.
The hype up from everybody else is what makes it even better.
Yeah! Yeah!
Go get him a light!
- Get that nigga light and light that bleezie
cause that was too easy.
- If you're an aspiring artist, social media is an amazing tool
to help you promote your talent.
Roll the clip.
* Cause I'm an island boy *
* and I been trying to amaze *
* Oh, I'm an island boy *
* I'ma just island boy *
* I'm a good cute white boy *
* Let me just keep that gun *
* Let me just staring at the sun *
* I'ma fool gazing *
* I'm like in the pool I stand *
* I'm an island boy *
* I put my vest on, yeah, *
* like a wild woman tryin' to make it to the tall *
* But I'm an island boy I been tryin' to make it *
* I ain't singin' with a gang gang slang *
- Gang, gang.
There they got to use that word.
I'm speechless.
- I'm not. - Two goofballs in the pool.
- You know why I'm not speechless?
- Why?
- Because I'm an island boy. [laughter]
* I'm an island boy *
What is happening, man?
- I don't know and ain't tryin' to understand it.
- Dammit!
- What's understood don't need to be explained
and I don't want to understand it.
- Tell you what does.
Tell you what does need to be explained.
- What?
- How I became an island boy.
- Knock it off, man!
* Cool and gay *
- All right, all right, all right.
We been making fun of social media
and we know that it can be a very dark place.
But it also brought some joy in 2021.
Here to show us the lighter side of social media
is our good friend, comedian Lonnie Love.
- Oh, Lonnie!
- Lonnie, don't show out like that,
got all your little awards and shit behind you.
You just showin' out. Look at you!
Just awards everywhere. Go, girl!
Look at her! You go, girl!
- What-- wait! - Hi, fellas!
- What an asshole! What an asshole!
[laughter]
- I love you, too, Kevin.
Now, look. I want to--
before I give you my-my video clips
that I selected for you fellas; I want to talk about
how great of a year this was for women.
Yes, I know you're excited to hear about this, fellas,
so just hang in there.
We had Adele; she's going to have a residency in 2022.
Jennifer let go of that cheatin' ass fiancé
and got a new one, her old thang.
And I'm like Bennifer 2.0, I'm all for that.
Tina Turner got inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
on her own. - Yes! Yes!
- Without that beatin' ass Ike.
- Oh, my god! - Yay for women!
And we had the first female vice president
inducted this year. It was a great year.
Britney Spears was freed;
Meghan got the hell up out of Britain
and came on over here and lived next to Kev.
That's what I heard. - No.
[laughter]
There goes the neighborhood.
- Yeah, that's what I heard.
No, it was an amazing year for women, Lonnie.
You-you couldn't have said it better.
And me and Snoop, we support the women
that are thriving in today's entertainment world
and just in life in general.
I'm definitely a supporter of you and all your success.
You left yourself out of it.
I mean, look at the awards and stuff in the back.
I mean, look at your progression,
look at your growth. - You're doing the same, wow!
- You should have been on your own list.
- Well, you know, we've come a long way
since "Soul Plane", Kev and Snoop.
- Yes, we have. Yes, we have.
That's right! - Right.
- So, I almost forgot about that!
- Ain't that a reunion, huh? - Ain't that about a bitch!
Yeah, Lonnie.
- That's a hell of a reunion right here.
Talk about it, Lonnie.
- God damn, I forgot about it! - God is good.
Look at us! Look at us now!
- Kev was the star.
Snoop was the costar; he was the pilot.
And we made $17 at the box office.
But look! - Yeah. Yeah.
- Look what happened. We are back together.
So, this is an inspiration.
You guys have always been an inspiration to me.
And I want to show you a couple of viral videos
this year that I promise that will warm your hearts.
So, roll it, Leslie! Roll the clip!
- Aww.
- Oh, it's a little chicken asleep.
- There we go. That's good.
- Is that what it is? A baby chicken?
- It's a duckling. - A duckling.
- Okay.
- Is that the ugly duckling?
- He's asleep. - Yeah.
- Didn't that warm your heart? I could feel it.
I could feel the look.
I could feel the warmth in y'all heart.
- Yeah.
- Just wanna double check, Lonnie,
you went and found that yourself, right?
You searched for that. - Yes, I did.
- Okay. - I said what--
what would encourage Kevin and put a--
a smile on his face? And I said a duckling.
Something smaller than him.
I was like that is great. - Okay, all right.
- Now, I have something else.
I have something else that maybe you guys would like
because you guys are fathers and you work a lot.
- Yes.
- So, you're gonna love this next viral video.
I dare you not to cry. This is a good one.
Okay, let's watch.
- Okay. I've got a tear ready to fall now.
Oh, oh, wow! See?
This is a dad's dream right here, man.
You see how he threw that hat off?
- Yep.
- He threw that hat off and was like,
"Hey, that's my daddy out there!
"I don't give a damn about nothing else but my daddy!"
- That's right.
- Yeah, I just want to make sure--
I just want to make sure I'm looking at the same videos.
You talking about the baby that just ran to his dad, right?
- Yeah.
- Was he supposed to run to somebody else?
I don't understand. I don't understand.
There was no-- there was nobody else out there.
It's not like-it's not like somebody else
got out of the truck and he made a decision.
It was one man that stepped out the truck.
And the man probably said, "Son, come here."
I mean, I-- okay.
Yeah, Lonnie, that's, uh, my eyes are watering.
Just right now I'm-- I'm a mess if you look at me.
That's an adorable little boy, Lonnie.
Thank you for that. That's cool.
- Okay, okay, I got one more. - Oh.
- Okay?
I got another one that'll make you feel better
about the state of the world in 2021.
- Okay.
- Now, we've seen so many people using the social media
to show off their clothes and their cars and their houses.
You know?
But this lady used social media to give back.
- Okay. - Let's roll that clip.
- Let's see it.
Man, take the motherfucking money!
- I'm gonna tell you something.
Let them give that to-- to Jamal.
I know a dude named Jamal that drive an Uber.
"Hey, Jamal, I want to give you--"
he gonna snatch that shit out your hand.
You won't even finish--
you won't even finish the sentence.
- No, don't give-- no, no. - No.
- This is a lot. - No.
- That's a lot. - You better not.
No, you're lying. You're lying.
No, I'm serious, I'll give it to you.
- Well, have a happy-- have a Happy New Year, fellas.
- Yes, Lonnie. - We're gonna make 2022 great.
Thank you so much.
- And, Lonnie Love, you lookin' good over there.
I don't know what he doing to you,
but he doing something to you cause he got you over there
smilin', gleamin', and glossin'.
So, I want to give a shout-out to the man behind the scenes.
I don't know where he at, but he doin' somethin'
cause he got you smilin'! - I heard-I heard...
- It's the ring light. It's the ring light.
- No. No, I heard he was a island boy.
[laughter]
- Get outta here! - All right, Lonnie.
Love you!
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Lonnie Love,
always great! Thank you for uplifting us.
Hopefully we see more of that in 2022.
We'll be right back with more after this.
Welcome back to "2021 and Done".
This year, some people struggled to get by on stimmies,
but some people made so much money
they flew their asses to space.
"This is All Up in Your Business".
- Yeah, we nosey.
Now, for rich people, space is the new St. Bart's.
Elon Musk, Richard Branson, and Jeff Bezos all are competing
to dominate the final frontier.
Bezos sent four civilians into space,
including Captain Kirk!
Let's take a look at this.
- Ready to go.
- Let's listen in and watch this launch.
Blue Origin.
- Is that space?
- No. Shit!
- That look like the desert, cuz!
- Looks like Utah.
- God, then done flew to the hills of Utah or something.
Like they went to space. That's some bullshit!
- It is so moving, commander.
This experience is something unbelievable.
- Beaming into our studios,
please welcome William Shatner!
- Whoo!
- Captain Kirk, what's up, baby?
- There he is!
- There I am! I knew I was there.
That's called a minor event.
There are four people there to greet you.
Oh, I'm so happy you're alive.
Four people. After a lifetime.
[laughter]
- William Shatner, we just saw a video
of you getting shot into space and coming down.
You seem to be emotional.
Could you describe the moment for me?
- I had the most, uh, unexpected reaction.
We got up there and we hit weightlessness.
And then we were allowed out of this 5-point harness
that kept us in the chairs.
And suddenly we're floating around.
And I had seen footage of Jeff Bezos,
who had done a previous trip,
in weightlessness with his back to camera
and his feet spread and his little--
his little tushie exposed.
And one of the other people in the spaceship
was throwing candies at his little tushie.
- Oh, no! - Oh, yeah.
- Is he saying they was puttin' candy in Jeff Bezos ass?
I just want to make sure I heard you correctly.
- Yeah, I-I didn't know how far you guys went
with ass and asshole. - Yeah.
- Okay, either/or. - I didn't know where to go.
- Yeah. - But look,
what's the difference between Bezos rocket ship
and the Starship Enterprise? - His asshole.
[laughter]
So, I looked out the window,
and I was looking down to my left
and I could see the way the spaceship cut through
the blue air.
And suddenly, we were through it
and I looked up into the right-hand side.
Oh, wow.
And I saw black, black, ominous space.
And it was so shocking to me.
I thought I'd see moon, stars.
Nothing! It was--
what I was looking at looked to me like death.
- Wow!
William, man, we were honestly in awe of the fact
that you did it.
We think it's dope as hell.
- Thank you for taking us to space, Kirk!
- Yes, sir.
- It's a pleasure to talk to you guys.
- Thank you so much. - T.J. Hooker!
Hello!
From Bitcoin to Ethereum, to Dogecoin,
cryptocurrency blew up in 2021.
- Oh, my god! Indeed, it did!
Snoop, what do you know about cryptocurrency?
- Well, I'm a Crip, cuz, so you know I know about
everything that got crip in it.
- Well, Snoop, gotta be honest with you.
I'm not sure if that's how it works.
But some people made a shitload investing in this stuff.
Like this guy. Take a look.
- On February 5, Dogecoin dipped back down to 4.5 cents
and Glauber went all in and invested $250,000.
- That's when I sell all my stocks,
max out my credit cards, call my mom,
my aunt, my uncle to borrow-- let me borrow some money
and I go all in on Dogecoin at 4.5 cents.
- On April 15 at 6 p.m., Glauber Contessoto
became a crypto millionaire.
- I just became a millionaire by spending all my money
on Dogecoin.
- That's really not a millionaire
'cause Uncle Sam will take half of that shit.
- Once Uncle Sam swipes at that, buddy,
you're gonna get a harsh dose of what the fuck!
- He gonna get an understanding. - Yeah.
- You 100,000-aire, you can say that.
- Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
People took crypto to the new level this year.
I mean, look, they use blockchain to trade NFTs.
Snoop, do you got NFTs? You got some, don't you?
- I got a whole-- yeah, I got some NFTs.
I got my mind on my money
and my money on NFTs.
I built a whole metaverse called, uh,
you know what I'm saying, the sandbox.
Flexin' on them. Check this out.
**
Hey! Get 'em, Dogg!
Get 'em Dogg.
I don't know shit about it, but I'm getting' this money.
[laughter]
Get 'em, Dogg!
Look at that nigga's party.
Look at this fake nigga's party in the fake world.
- It's a metaverse. - I know!
- God damn it! - And it's goin' down.
- It's goin' down. Look like it's goin' up.
Look like you crushin' over there.
- I'm getting' it in, Kev. I got some property.
You wanna buy a little space over there?
I got a little neighborhood. - So, wait.
Just can you break it down a little bit to me?
Just what the world of your metaverse is?
- Yeah, so the metaverse is like, you know,
it's real but it ain't real, but then again it is real.
- Okay. - And it's--
it's a place where you live with avatars.
You got all kinds of things goin' down.
Like whatever I do in my real life
is happening in this world.
And then we sellin' property, we sellin' avatars,
and we sellin' space,
and we sellin' all of the above with the NFTs in that world
to create a whole other metaverse
outside the universe.
Now, I know you don't understand nothin'
about what I'm sayin', but just listen to me.
Like most people get like this much space,
I got this much property.
Hold on, let me lay my shit out.
[mumbling]
- All this is yours? - Yeah, I got this one--
- This is all your metaverse? - Yeah.
And everybody else got like a corner.
- Ain't this a bitch.
- So, people tryin' to be my neighbors right now.
They tryin' to move next to my community.
But I'm tryin' to put a neighborhood watch together
'cause I don't need
no ignorant shit around me in my neighborhood.
- Now, last question.
How often are you checkin' in
on your-on your metaverse?
Is it like a daily thing?
- Oh, I'm the landlord. I'm the landlord.
You know, they break bread or fake dead,
I'm gonna give you them numbers.
When I give you the number, Kev,
let me give you the numbers on the low.
- You a goddamn-- hey, let me tell you
something about Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart just got himself a metaverse, too.
Uh, yeah.
Y'all gonna get to see when my world is goin' in
and what's goin' down, man.
Break bread or get dead unless you wanna be fed.
Uh... Come in,
that's my Mini Cooper right there.
Snoop got a Cadillac.
That's my Mini Cooper.
Think of the homies right there.
I'm-I'm about to have the same shit
or I'm gonna come live with Snoop.
Something' got to happen. - Oh, shit!
- If those numbers is real, brother,
me and you are roomies.
- I'm tellin' you, man.
Let me get back to the script.
Crypto isn't the only place
where people made money this year.
Some, uh, Reddit users took it upon themselves
to disrupt Wall Street.
- Yes, they did.
People that never invested before
decided to get a piece of the action.
Take a look at this little investor right here.
- She gave him ten shares of GameStop
for Kwanzaa back in 2019.
- Wow. - At the time,
it was worth about 6-bucks a share.
- I know this kid loves videogames.
And at the time, I was teaching him,
you know, financial literacy.
- She was saying that I basically owned
a small portion of the company.
- Jaiden made the call to cash out,
making more than $3,000.
- What are you going to do with the money
that you've made on GameStop?
- Come on, mama, you made him cash out at 3 Gs?
- I-I think-I think we supposed to make this positive.
[laughter]
- Man, that some bullshit.
- Well, I'll tell you what, what a-what a time, right?
Just to-to breakdown of life level of understanding
to our youth
and pretty much just make sure they understand
the world of stocks and investing
and that's what's important today.
Um, man! All right, you know what?
Here to drop more knowledge on the world of business
and our economy is the owner of the Dallas Mavericks
and the best-looking shark since "Jaws".
Y'all show some love for my guy Mark Cuban.
- What up, Kev? What up, Snoop?
- Mark, what's happening with it, baby?
- Uh, just crackin', havin' fun.
- Let's talk about the highlights of 2021.
Give me your biggest highlight of 2021, Mark.
- Oh, the vaccine.
Getting that vaccine in my arm
and getting into family.
That-that was my highlight for 2021.
And, you know, with all-all the stress everybody has had
and all the battles over it,
just being able to-to have a little bit of confidence
that, at least for, you know, some period of time,
my-myself and my family were protected.
- Mark, uh, you're a billionaire.
I know it. The world knows it.
Do you plan on launching yourself into space soon?
- Hell no!
I'm afraid of heights, guys, no lie.
Like I won't even go on a rollercoaster,
let alone a spaceship.
No.
- Oh, my God, with all these supply chain issues,
are you finding it hard to import,
you know, more white players from overseas?
- Oh, damn!
Oh!
And see, I even put my Steelers jersey
back there for you, Snoop.
I mean, right back there I got my Steelers jersey.
And here you are killing me!
- Come on, MC, you know it's love, baby.
You know it's love. - I know it is.
I don't care if they're from the moon.
If J-Jeff Bezos goes up and grabs me one from Mars
and he can come back and play, I got him.
- So, Mark, when you become president in 2024,
what will you do to make sure the economy runs smoother?
- First, I'm not running for president.
Two, what I would do,
we've just got to get people more comfortable
with each other.
That's the key to it, right?
The economy is not doing bad.
I mean, we're getting over as much as we can,
but there's just too much divisiveness
and there's just too much conflict.
And somebody's gotta go out there and be a leader
and really just start to bring people together.
And I think it's possible,
but it's just gotta be the right person.
- What I want to know is how did you get people excited
about going back to work?
- You know, people want to deal with people, you know?
The cool thing about the pandemic, if there is one,
people really got to find out
more about themselves and experiment.
And that led to some people going back to work,
some people working from home,
but a lot of people starting businesses,
a lot of people being really creative
and, you know, selling NFTs, learning about crypto
and new opportunities there.
We saw an explosion of entrepreneurship.
- What was the dumbest pitch you heard
on "Shark Tank" this year?
- Goddammit! - Oh, my God!
There were so many.
We've had like fart candles come on,
wakin' bacon where you wake up to the smell
of bacon in a toaster that catches on fire.
I mean, it was just crazy.
So, this is their life, right?
- Yeah.
- They put everything that they own.
Lots of times it's their life savings,
their family's life savings, they mortgage their house.
And they come in and say I-I believe in this so much.
And they've mortgaged their house.
And, you know, like, oh, my God!
And you feel horrible for them.
But you've gotta respect the grind, right?
- Yeah.
- You gotta respect that they went for it.
And so, that's why I always try to give them advice
and always wish them the best,
even if I think it's awful.
But there's been some good ones, too.
And Kev will tell you.
He's got some good ones that we put-- we-we did together.
- That's dope.
So, I'm coming on "Shark Tank" 2022.
Let's go ahead and sign off on that right now.
- Yes, sir. - Let's do it!
- Let's make it official like a referee with a whistle.
- Lock it in. You gotta do it.
- You better know. - Hey, if we get
you both on at the same time,
that-that's fire right there.
- Done deal. I like it.
- Until Snoop cusses one of them people out.
Hey, get your stupid ass outta here!
Your dumbass invention you got.
Get your dumbass outta here, man!
I said no, cuz! I said no, cuz!
I ain't giving you none of my money.
- 2021 left so many people searching for answers.
So, before you go, Mark, I got a question for you.
Who's gonna play in the 2022 NBA finals?
- Dallas Mavericks versus I don't care!
- I like that answer. I like it.
Peace and love. Let's go Mavericks!
- Yes, sir!
- Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.
- Welcome back to "2021 and Done".
- For the final word on the year that has been
both challenging and inspiring,
we turn to a man who can put it all into perspective
with his unfiltered take on everything
from politics to pop culture.
Please welcome to the show Killer Mike!
- Hey, what's up, fellas? How y'all doin', man?
- There he is? What's goin' on tonight?
- Killer Mike, what's happenin'?
- Welcome! - Oh, man,
I'm glad to be in the presence of kings, man.
Glad to be here.
- Let's not pull any punches here, man.
2021 was a mixed bag for the Black community.
Do you see things improving in 2022?
- Yeah, absolutely.
Things are constantly improving for Black people
because Black people don't give up.
Dick Gregory talked about that, at our ability
to, within one to two generations,
change the whole dynamic of our families.
So, he was someone I knew and loved
his last three years in life
and he helped me to refuse to look at the world cynically.
So, Black people, we always improving.
We always beatin' the odds.
- Uh, Killer Mike, um, what-what was the highlight
of 2021 for you, man?
- Aw, man, on a personal level,
my baby girl made the JV team.
- Here you go! Congrats!
- But I tell you something.
We got a call from a brother named JB
who's a rapper in Oklahoma.
And he said, man, there's a brother named
Julius Jones here, and he may be executed.
You know? And he's-he's probably not guilty,
based on what other men have said
about another guy said that he did it.
And right up until literally the day before his execution,
like day of, the governor of Oklahoma, Governor Stitt,
was being petitioned by smaller groups
to say, hey, we need help.
Me and Tip jumped onboard the last minute
but it really was spearheaded by people locally on the ground
and in the rap scene by my guy JB.
And the fact that that brother got clemency,
that was a highlight for me.
- Huge. - And the other highlight
was right here in Georgia, I-I got to see three men,
who deservedly so, get convicted
on various forms of murder on Ahmad Arbery.
And I'm hoping that as we get forward,
we will stop letting these be the premier cases
and we can hear more cases of justice
gone right from the start and not wrong
and we have to make a fuss about it.
- Mmm... - So, Mike,
you spent a lot of time with Bernie Sanders this year.
Did you burn one with him?
- Man, you know what? He won't burn with me, man!
- Goddammit! - He'll eat fried chicken,
but he won't burn the dope with me, man.
But-but listen, it's my goal to get the OG
to burn one with me.
It is my goal to burn it down with Willie Nelson.
So, I know you know Willie. - Yeah, I love it.
- I'm gonna make the Willie Nelson play happen for you.
Say less. - Say less.
- That's-that's a done deal.
- What do you feel we have to do in 2022
to bring more justice, more hope, more opportunity,
and more laughs to the year?
- I want to say, man, take care of your coin Black people.
If we, as a community, build our tax base
and take care of our money
and take care of our own small and medium businesses,
then you become financial donors
to these local politicians that want your vote.
And then they forget about you
and they have to respond to you differently.
If we, as a community, are shopping with one another,
taking care of one another,
we starting to create an economy
that takes care of ourselves.
Because ain't nobody coming to save us,
don't nobody love us like us,
and if we cheap labor, they gonna always use us cheap.
- Well equipped, man!
Well equipped with a plethora
of knowledge and information, man.
- So, why are you gonna use plethora?
You don't even know how to spell that shit.
- Pleth-- I can spell plethora right now.
- Spell it right now, man.
- You want me to spell it right now?
- Spell it. - I can spell it right now.
- It's the spelling bee. - Right now.
- Spell plethora.
- Me spelling plethora, that takes the light
off of Killer Mike.
And that's not what I want to do.
- No, no, it don't. - Yes, it does.
- Mike wanna know you smart.
- No. It's not about me right now, Snoop.
- Okay. - So, after we're done
with Killer Mike, all right, then I'll go
and I'll spell it for you. - All right.
- But right now, I want to continue to shine a light
on this brother
and the-and the amount of positivity
that he's doing for us and our community.
Mike, an amazing conversation.
We appreciate you coming on and showing us some love, man.
We love you.
Thank you so much, man. - Love you.
Love and respect, brother. - Killer Mike for president!
- Yes, sir. Take it easy, Mike.
Now, Snoop, before we take a break, man,
I just wanna-- I want to take a moment.
This is all kidding aside.
I just want to take a moment just to-to have the opportunity
to give you my sincere condolences
for the loss of your mother this year.
You know, I now how much you adored your mom, Beverly.
And I know how much she meant to you.
So, I feel like we should take a moment
to reflect on the memory of your mom
and also some of the other people
that we lost this year.
- Thank you, Kevin, I appreciate that.
* Yeah 'til we meet again meet again *
* I'm been tryin' to hold it in *
* Tryin' to be strong man *
* Every now and then I gotta break *
* Wishing you could wipe my tears away *
* Until we meet again meet again *
* I'm happy you don't feel no pain *
* but I can't pretend like *
* since you been gone it's rainy days *
* I try to let it go let it go let it go *
* Thank you *
* for the days I see you smilin' *
* when you were here *
* I really do *
* I said I thank you *
* for all the game that you told never sold *
* always clear *
* oh yeah *
* I'm tryin' to be who you said I would be *
* life is good but it's hard without you *
* and I'm not gonna lie *
* keep weighin' me down I need a higher me *
* when I get home and I'm layin' in my bed *
* who can I call on who's the last of the mohicans *
* that knew real love *
* now I'm walkin' around this gettin' real rough *
* I hope that we can be together yeah *
* til we meet again meet again *
* I been tryin' to hold it in *
* tryin' to be strong *
* every now and then I gotta break *
* wishin' you can wipe my tears away *
* thank you for the days I see you smilin' *
* when you were here *
* I really do *
* thank you I'm so grateful *
* I said I thank you for all the game *
* that you told never sold *
* always clear *
* oh yeah *
* I'm tryin' to be who you said I would be *
* life is good but it's hard without you *
* And I'm not gonna lie *
* keep weighin' me down I need a higher me *
* when I get home and I'm layin' in my bed *
* who can I call on who's the last of the mohicans *
* that knew real love *
* now I'm walkin' around this by gettin' real rough *
* said I hope that we can be together *
* til we meet again meet again *
* I've been tryin' to hold it in *
* tryin' to be strong *
* every now and then I gotta break *
* wishing you could wipe my tears away *
* until we meet again meet again *
* I'm happy you don't feel no pain *
* but I can't pretend like *
* since you been gone it's rainy days *
* I try to let it go let it go let it go *
- Welcome back to "2021 and Done".
- Now, you may not know this,
but celebrities get all kinds of things
sent to them ahead of time. - That's true.
I've already got the iPhone 27
and I got an invite to Oprah's inauguration.
Very true.
- They also send us all of next year's stories
so we already know what's gonna happen in 2022.
- Yeah, You know, Snoop, let's give 'em a little peek,
just a little sneak peek at what we're talking about.
- A sneak peek?
- Yeah, guys, give us those envelopes, please.
- The man in all black. - Mm-hmm, thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Okay. First thing. Cardi B.
Cardi B's gonna hit menopause and she's gonna release
a new song called "Dry Ass Pussy". Yeah.
- Megan Thee Stallion will give birth
to a beautiful baby boy and name him Tony the Pony.
- Oh, man!
Not the pony! Not Tony the Pony!
Kyle Rittenhouse is gonna debut
his new stand your ground beef tacos.
So good, they'll make you cry without tears. That's good.
- In an effort to put the controversy behind them,
"Jeopardy" announces its new host,
Dave Chappelle. - Oh, shit!
By the way, it would be great.
- It would be. - That'll be fucking strong.
I can see it. - I'd like it.
- Colin Kaepernick will turn down an offer
from the Jets, saying,
"I don't want to play football that bad."
You say Lions. You should have said Lions.
- A Black person will finally watch "Yellowstone".
[laughing]
- I been watching that show for a very long time.
[laughing]
Very good show. - It's okay, Kev.
- It's a good show.
I'm really into it, too.
Uh, I'm out. You got any more?
- Okay, what about this one?
Elon Musk will announce the new Tesla
that can suck your dick. - Oh, wait a minute!
[laughter]
I mean, technically...
I mean, what's wrong with that if that happens?
[laughing]
Like, I ain't in the wrong, the car doin' it.
I ain't doin' it!
[laughing]
Don't be mad a me, be mad at Tesla. Right?
Why you keep driving back and forth to the store?
- Ask Tesla.
[laughter]
And that was Storylines of 2022.
- Oh, shit. I thought-- that's what I wanted to do.
- We all been through a lot this past year and half.
But one of the brightest spots of this strange time
has been our friend, D-Nice.
His Club Quarantine kept us positive while apart
during the pandemic.
- We got 100,000 people in here
rocking with us right now.
This is absolutely insane!
- Say hello to the one and only D-Nice!
- What's up, Snoop? What's up, Kev?
- What it do? What up? - What's goin' on with ya, champ?
- Aw, man, I'm so happy to be here with you guys.
- It's an honor and a treat. It's a treat when players meet.
- Well, let's get right to it.
Was the highlight of 2021 getting out
of the Club Quarantine and performing live
in front of people?
- Man, my highlight was playing the Hollywood Bowl.
You know?
I sold out the Hollywood Bowl in two days.
It was awesome.
- Where did the idea for Club Quarantine come from?
Like how did you-- how did you come about?
- I was having a cigar with one of my buddies
who used to play in the NBA, Jimmy Jackson.
And we were just trying to figure out
what we were going to do for like the two weeks
that they said we were going to be quarantined.
And he talked about working on his commentating skills,
and I was like, hey, they got this feature
on Instagram called Live.
They weren't really using it that much at the time.
I was like, yeah, I just think I'll go on there
and just play some songs and share stories.
And then it took off.
- Huge.
And you DJ'd Obama's 60th birthday party.
You gotta give me the details man.
- Yes. - What was it like?
- His birthday party was just fun.
And his thing is, if we make the kids dance,
then we'll have a good party.
So, Barack is never really about playing just Stevie Wonder.
Like he wants the [indistinct], you know?
He wants all of that. You know?
He wants his kids to be able to have a good time, as well.
- Super dope. - So, D-Nice, you are--
you also DJ'd Snoop Dogg's 50th birthday party.
How was that? - I did.
I had a blast at your party, bro.
One, you looked amazing, and your wife looked beautiful.
And there was nothing but love in there.
- Hey, man, thank you for doing that for me
on Grandma's birthday, on Grandma's day.
You know what I'm talking about?
- Yes, sir. - I'm not a shit starter,
I'm all about positivity and peace,
but you did-- you did Snoop and Barack Obama's party.
Um, whose was better? Whose party was better?
- Damn! That's a tough one. Snoop's party was better.
- That's politically correct.
- Let me get Barack on, please?
[chuckling]
If I can. Just let me get Barack on the line, please.
Yeah, DJ-- DJ Nice said your party was ass.
Well, listen, D-Nice, we can't talk about what you do
and not allow you to-to put what you do on display, man.
That is our show. And listen,
we're going to wrap things up here.
It's been real, honestly, way too real, Snoop.
- Come on, man. It don't get no realer than this.
And you ain't gotta go home 2021,
but you gotta get your ass up outta here!
- D-Nice, listen, we love your positivity.
Will you play us off as we head into the better new year?
- Please do. - Let's do it.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Okay. - Get the hell outta here, 2021.
Oh, that's your track, Snoop.
- You better know it. - This your track.
You know what, man? We gotta--
you better be lucky I ain't put on my Chux.
If I didn't have on these little pants,
I woulda showed you something.
I don't have a lot of wiggle room in these, Snoop.