1
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(NEW SOULS COOING)

2
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No, wait, Neptune, trust me.
Do not go to Earth. It's not worth it.

3
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That place is dirty
and wet and lonely and...

4
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Come on, Neptune, remember our,
our spontaneous dance party.

5
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What? Stay here with me
if you wanna get funky!

6
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But I can go to Earth now.

7
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Yes, you can. Congratulations.
You completed your Earth Pass.

8
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- And 22 did not.
- COUNSELOR JERRY A: Not yet.

9
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She has no reason to live.

10
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COUNSELOR JERRY B: She's working on it.

11
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HAPPY SOUL 1: Whee!

12
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(HAPPY SOULS CHUCKLING)

13
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Oh, what makes you so great,
you stupid floating rock?

14
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Stealin' all my friends.

15
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How would you like it if I...

16
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If I stopped souls from visiting you?

17
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Then they would have to stay here with me.

18
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Huh. (CHUCKLES)

19
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

20
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Wow!

21
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You are mindless blank slates.

22
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(TOGETHER) We are mindless blank slates.

23
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You have no purpose.

24
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(TOGETHER) We have no purpose.

25
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Until right now.

26
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(TOGETHER) Until right now.

27
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Congratulations. You five souls
have been chosen...

28
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(TOGETHER)
Congratulations, you five souls...

29
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No, stop it.
Don't repeat that part. Stop it.

30
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Don't repeat that part. Stop it.

31
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You have been selected to be members
of an exclusive, secret organization

32
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whose only purpose is to prevent souls

33
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from going to
the dumb planet known as Earth.

34
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Does our unstoppable gang
have a really cool name? Yes, it does.

35
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We shall be known as The Apocalypse.

36
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You can repeat that.

37
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- ZIMMY: Amock-a-trips!
- (CONFUSED MUMBLING)

38
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MOONBEAM: A-pick-a-fizz!

39
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Apocalypse. Anonymous Provocateurs
and Other Culprits

40
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that are Against Leaving Your friends
to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth.

41
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- But I like Earth.
- No, you don't. You hate Earth.

42
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I hate Earth.

43
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Me, too. I hate Earth.

44
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I hate Earth!

45
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- (CHANTING) I hate Earth! I hate Earth!
- Yes!

46
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The Apocalypse is now.

47
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- Follow me.
- ALL: Apocalypse now!

48
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Our mission, stop souls
from discovering their inspiration.

49
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Without inspiration,
they can't complete their Earth Pass.

50
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Bingo, Macaroni.

51
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And then they have to stay here with us.

52
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Oh, by the way,
I gave us all cool codenames.

53
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Macaroni, Zimmy, Peanut, D-pac, Moonbeam,

54
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Cheese, and Crackers.

55
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We are The Apocalypse!

56
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ZIMMY: Amock-a-trips!
MOONBEAM: A-pic-a-fizz!

57
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Steal everything you can.

58
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Nice job. Keep going.

59
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(YELLING)

60
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We are The Apollo-Miss!

61
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Yes!

62
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(GRUNTS)

63
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Go! Go!

64
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Nice, Peanut.

65
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Driving is fun!

66
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I'm goin' to Earth!

67
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No! I told you to steal, not be inspired!

68
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PEANUT: Whoo-hoo!

69
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Wait! Peanut, stop! Earth is bad!

70
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- Ugh. Fine. We don't need Peanut.
- I thought I was Peanut.

71
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In fact, this is good.

72
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- I'm glad Peanut left.
- Me, too.

73
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- You always agree with everything I say?
- I agree!

74
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You have no original thoughts
and I like that. Zimmy's a follower.

75
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I'm a follower!

76
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- No!
- Whoo-hoo!

77
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Not again. Zimmy, come back! Ugh!

78
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Hey, 22. What a coincidence.

79
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(WHISPERS) Deny everything.

80
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It's so nice
to see you making new friends.

81
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These aren't my friends.
I've never seen them before.

82
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I love 22.

83
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(WHISPERS) You don't know me.

84
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I don't know 22.

85
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I love lying!

86
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Ugh! As if Earth needs another politician.

87
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You can't stop us.

88
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We're The Acapulco-lisp.
(YELLS)

89
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Whoa, there. Stop it. Tickles.

90
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Fight the power, Moonbeam.

91
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- Oh, come on!
- I'm a doggie! (BARKS)

92
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I'd hate to be that soul's parents.

93
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(GROANS)

94
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We failed.

95
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I failed.

96
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(SIGHS) None of my friends
stay my friends.

97
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They all leave me.

98
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Except for you, Macaroni.

99
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Mm.

100
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- (GRUNTS)
- Whee!

101
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You've won this round, ya dumb planet.

102
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You can take everyone
that ever meant anything to me,

103
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but you'll never get this soul.

104
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I swear over my nonexistent body,
I will never go to Earth...

105
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Maybe someday 22 will finally go to Earth
and learn what the meaning of life is.

106
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Come to think of it,
what is the meaning of life?

107
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- You don't know?
- Nobody told me.

108
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Oh, it's simple, really.
We're all here for the purpose of...

109
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

110
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Is that it?

111
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Sounds so banal when it's said out loud.

112
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Too bad, really.