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♪ I've waited all day for tonight ♪

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♪ I'm watching the door
waiting for your outline ♪

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♪ And when you show up, your face ♪

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♪ Flickers like a cinema ♪

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♪ Playing all the cards ♪

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♪ I was hoping to give you ♪

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♪ And I got all dressed up ♪

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♪ To go nowhere ♪

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♪ And I wanna spend the evening ♪

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♪ With you there ♪

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♪ When my eyes see you ♪

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♪ They go iridescent ♪

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♪ I'm so wrapped in you ♪

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♪ I wanna be your present ♪

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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪

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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪

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♪ The sight of your
mouth sliding up slow ♪

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♪ Lids that half blink
'cause they refuse to close ♪

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♪ Does your hand go to your chest ♪

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♪ To keep your heart from racing ♪

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♪ 'Cause when I'm memorizing you ♪

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♪ I have to do the same thing ♪

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♪ And then the space that I hate ♪

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♪ Because this between us is close ♪

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♪ The sounds that you make ♪

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♪ To me, are pure gold ♪

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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪

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♪ A little black dress ♪

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♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪

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(crickets chirping)

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- What the fuck?

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- [Patrick] Hello?

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- Hi, Patrick.

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(Patrick sighs)

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Come on, it's not that late.

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- [Patrick] It is when your kids are gonna

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be waking you up in a few hours.

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- Just do what Mom did,
tell 'em to get their asses

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back in bed or else Santa
will give their presents

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to poor black kids.

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(Patrick chuckles)

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- [Patrick] God, she was a bitch.

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- Was?

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Oh, right, now she's a cunt.

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(Patrick laughs)

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Um, hey, remember at lunch the other day

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that book I was reading,
"Undiscovered Girl"?

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The one about the teenage blogger?

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- [Patrick] Are you smoking?

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- What?

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No, I quit.

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Stop.

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Look, anyway, I just
finished reading the book

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and at the end Katie,
that's the blogger's name,

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Katie Kampenfelt, she goes missing.

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- [Patrick] What, you mean--

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- She narrates the whole
book and then at the end

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her mom takes over and says that a ton

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of what Katie told us about herself,

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even her name, it isn't true.

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And then after her last blog
entry she got into her car

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and she was never seen again.

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She's never used any of her credit cards

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and never used a cell phone.

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The mom wants us to try to help find her.

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- [Patrick] So, what are you--

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- I just, I need to know what
happened to her, you know?

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Like...

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Was she kidnapped?

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Did she run away?

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They discovered a dead
body at the end of the book

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but we don't know if it's Katie or not.

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- [Patrick] You're talking
about her like she's real.

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- She could be.

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Maybe it could be based on a true story.

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It's possible, right?

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- [Patrick] Where'd you buy the book?

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- Amazon.

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- [Patrick] Fiction or nonfiction?

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Wait, didn't you say a guy wrote it?

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- [Elle] I'm sorry, I'm-

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- [Patrick] Lonely, I know.

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Get some sleep.

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Come over whenever you want tomorrow.

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The earlier the better.

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Oh, hey, tell Mom to pick up a gallon

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of apple cider on the way.

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- [Elle] Okay.

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Love you.

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- [Patrick] Love you, too.

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(phone clicks)

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(light dramatic music)
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(keyboard clicking)

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(ominous music)

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(keyboard clicking)

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- [Elle Voiceover] Dear Katie,
I just finished your book

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and now I can't sleep.

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I keep imagining your body
lying in the woods somewhere.

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Empty eyes, wet, filthy hair.

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Bugs crawling inside your nose and ears.

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It's been awhile since
my mind turned this dark.

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What can I say?

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I'm by myself too much.

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I overthink everything.

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Anyway, I'm not an idiot.

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I know you're not really Katie.

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You're just an author.

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Some dude trying to sell books.

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But if you really were
Katie, we'd be best friends.

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I know it.

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♪ Why don't we give it a try ♪

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♪ So let's give it a try ♪

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♪ With you and me ♪

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♪ Give it a try ♪

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♪ So, let's give it a whoa ♪

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(heavy breathing)
♪ Why don't we give it ♪

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- Do you think he's gonna write back?

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- Who?

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- The writer.

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- Oh.

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He's probably too busy
jerking off in the mirror.

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- What do you mean?

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- Well, yeah, he wants to sell books,

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but he also wants fangirls to write him

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and tell him what a genius he is.

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(laughs) It's pathetic.

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Let it go.

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- Yeah.

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- [Female Reader] Dear
Katie, I loved your book.

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I'm 16 and I live in a wheelchair.

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What happened to you?

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Are you dead?

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I won't tell anyone, I promise.

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- [Elle Voiceover] Dear
Katie, my father was a lawyer

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and a drug addict who beat the shit out

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of me and my two brothers.

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When I was in the third
grade he overdosed and died.

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It left a hole in my heart
so huge nothing can fill it.

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If you were real, I know you'd understand.

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(crickets chirping)
(keyboard clicking)

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Dear Katie, one night
last summer my boyfriend

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and I made love for three hours straight.

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Tonight memories of him tear me apart.

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If you're really flesh and blood,

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thank you so much for listening to me.

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(crickets chirping)

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(computer dings)

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(Elle sighs)
(light music)

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(haunting music)

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(keyboard clicking)

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Is this some sort of joke?

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Your mom said that you disappeared.

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(Elle sighs)

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(vape rustling)

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(Elle exhales)

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(Elle chuckles)

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(computer dings)

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- [Katie Voiceover] My mom
didn't write that, I did,

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and I never disappeared.

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(Elle gasps)

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I just wanted to end my blog forever,

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cancel my reality show, so
I pretended to be my mom.

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- [Elle Voiceover] But
if you're a real person

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why is your book sold as fiction?

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And why is there a
man's name on the cover?

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- [Katie Voiceover] Same reason I made up

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the name Katie Kampenfelt;
to be anonymous.

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I think private lives should stay private.

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I'm a big fan of boundaries.

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- [Elle Voiceover] Do you
write back to every reader

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who contacts you?

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- [Katie Voiceover]
Actually, you're the first.

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It's obvious you're smart,
cool, and need a friend.

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So do I.

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And according to your Facebook
we live only 87 miles apart,

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which is wonderful.

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- [Elle Voiceover] But
if you never write back

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why even bother having a contact button?

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- [Katie Voiceover]
Because I love being loved.

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What's better than fan mail?

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You wouldn't believe how much I get.

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(Elle sighs)

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(light music)
(crickets chirping)

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- [Author] Elle, my publisher
forwarded me your letter.

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I'm sorry to have to tell you this,

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but I have nothing to do
with KatieKampenfelt.com.

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I have no idea who created this site

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or who's emailing you, but it's not Katie,

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because she doesn't exist.

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She's just a character I invented.

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- She is not and never was real.

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Be well.

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- So, what should I do about fake Katie?

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- Nothing.

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I'll do it.

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Hey, creep.

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The author says you're a liar.

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Katie's make believe.

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Write to me again, I'm
calling my uncle at the FBI.

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You're welcome.

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(crickets chirping)

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- [Katie Voiceover] Okay,
butt head, here's the story.

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I met the author at a book signing,

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he clearly wanted to bone me,

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so I sent him the link to my blog archive.

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He loved it, he thought the way I ended it

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using my mom's voice to say
I disappeared was genius.

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He offered to help me re-write it and get

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it published as a novel.

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I told him no way, but
if he wanted to do it

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we could split the money.

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Only he'd have to promise never
to tell anyone I was real.

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And that's why he lied to you.

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You see?

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(glass clinking)
(haunting music)

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(footsteps tapping)

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(suspenseful music)

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(Elle sighs)

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(crickets chirping)

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(door thuds)
What?

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You actually don't believe me?

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You really think I made it all up?

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Dude, why would I even do that?

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- Men do all kinds of
sick shit for no reason.

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(light clicks)

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- Either you're a Christian or you're not.

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Clearly she's not, otherwise she wouldn't

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have married a Jew.

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At least not that one.

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Do you know he didn't
even give little Olivia

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a choice about the bar mitzvah?

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Can you imagine?

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- Bat, not bar.

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- [Mom] I don't care if he did adopt her,

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it doesn't give him the
right to impose his faith

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on a defenseless child.

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It's...

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Where do you think you're going?

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Plate, sink.

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(lips smacking)
(light music)

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♪ How could you do this to me ♪

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♪ How could you do this to her ♪

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♪ This heart below mine ♪

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♪ Will breathe outside air ♪

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♪ In just three month's time ♪

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♪ How could you make my life harder ♪

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♪ When before you were my only rock ♪

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♪ You took my heart with you ♪

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♪ Now I'm left in ashes ♪

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♪ And nobody's here ♪

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♪ To clean up ♪

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(keyboard clicking)

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- [Elle Voiceover] My
best friend Natasha thinks

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you're dangerous, but I'm not sure what

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I'm supposed to be afraid of.

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You can't get any money out of me,

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because I don't have any.

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00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:30,163
You can't hurt me worse
than I hurt myself.

267
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,950
The first time you wrote you
said that you were listening.

268
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,668
It's what I need more
than anything right now.

269
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,900
Can I tell you my story?

270
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,733
- [Katie Voiceover] Please.

271
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,793
- Are you judgmental?

272
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,580
- [Katie Voiceover] Yeah, right.

273
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:57,600
- My story is about the
infinite stupidity of love.

274
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,900
You can relate, of course.

275
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,950
You swear you won't tell anyone?

276
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:04,000
- [Katie Voiceover] On my vaginal health.

277
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,820
- I'll write it out in big chunks.

278
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:10,874
(Elle sighs)

279
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:11,707
Where do I begin?

280
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,400
My mom made me audition
for the cheerleading squad

281
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,290
even though cheering
represents pretty much

282
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:20,033
everything I hate about America.

283
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,850
- L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go.

284
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,938
L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go.

285
00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:31,261
L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go.

286
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:32,094
Go, Bulls!

287
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,825
Thank you for your time.

288
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:44,317
- [Stoner] Dude, I would cum
on her face with the force

289
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:46,293
of a thousand suns.

290
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,565
- That little brown one
was pretty hot, too.

291
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:51,503
- Yeah.

292
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:55,060
But what if you knocked her up?

293
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,790
Consider the genetic consequences.

294
00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,753
- Ooh, you make an excellent point, sir.

295
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,205
Wait, who was the one
from the Special Olympics?

296
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,873
(both laughing)

297
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,510
- Elle something.
- Right.

298
00:17:11,893 --> 00:17:16,061
Cute face, but, curses
on them tiny titties.

299
00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:18,065
(both laughing)

300
00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:20,380
- [Elle Voiceover] I
knew they were idiots.

301
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,319
Didn't matter.

302
00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,058
♪ Sweet girl ♪

303
00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:28,053
♪ Oh you're, oh you're,
oh you're so sweet girl ♪

304
00:17:28,053 --> 00:17:30,868
(heavy breathing)

305
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:35,049
(Elle vomiting)
♪ Sweet girl ♪

306
00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:36,714
(Elle spits)

307
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,361
(Elle gasps)

308
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:40,985
♪ Where have you gone ♪

309
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,962
(hand knocking on door)

310
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:47,150
♪ Where have you gone ♪

311
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,578
- Did you swallow these?

312
00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:50,565
♪ Where have you gone ♪

313
00:17:50,565 --> 00:17:52,350
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

314
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:56,267
♪ Where have you gone, my sweet girl ♪

315
00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:02,866
♪ Sweet girl ♪
- Thank God it's coming up.

316
00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:05,885
You have been given every advantage.

317
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,303
Why should I pay for college?

318
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,150
What you need is missionary work.

319
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,750
A few weeks at our camp in Ghana

320
00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:13,980
would wake you up pretty fast.

321
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,813
They live on a dollar a day!

322
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,256
Come on.

323
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:21,740
- (cries) Mommy.

324
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,243
- [Elle Voiceover]
That's enough for today.

325
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,160
- [Katie Voiceover] Sweet
dreams, beautiful girl.

326
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,660
- Don't call me that.

327
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,060
- [Katie Voiceover] Why not?

328
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,454
You seriously think I'm a dude?

329
00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:37,287
(Katie laughs)

330
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:38,570
Fap, fap, fap, fap.

331
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,958
I'm sorry.

332
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:42,850
Don't be mad, it's just so ridiculous.

333
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,150
Want me to send you a pic?

334
00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:50,923
(Elle sighs)

335
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:51,773
(phone dings)

336
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,531
(crickets chirping)

337
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:59,051
- You look just like I thought you would.

338
00:18:59,051 --> 00:19:01,670
(light music)
(leaves rustling)

339
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,800
- [Female Reader] Dear
Katie, as soon as I started

340
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,570
to love you toward the end
I knew you'd be destroyed.

341
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:09,170
Pretty much everyone I've
ever loved has died on me.

342
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,623
Why is God so cruel?

343
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,110
- [Elle Voiceover] I hated college.

344
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,760
After freshman year I begged my mom

345
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,170
to let me transfer to art school.

346
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,260
Instead, she pulled strings to get me into

347
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,083
a Christian sorority, also
known as hell on earth.

348
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:30,878
(upbeat music)
(muffled talking)

349
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,815
♪ You've moved to the back of my mind ♪

350
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:43,815
♪ Your outline glows ♪

351
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,350
♪ I just can't get outta my mind ♪

352
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,183
(Tad clears throat)

353
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:51,280
- Excuse me.

354
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,903
I seem to have lost my
virginity, can I have yours?

355
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,223
- Offensive lineman?

356
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,130
- Why do you say that?

357
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,193
- Because that was an offense line, man.

358
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,450
- Yo, my name's-
- Hold on, hold on,

359
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,283
let me guess.

360
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,283
Kyle.

361
00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:13,290
- Not even close.

362
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:14,870
- Biff?

363
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,980
- Nope, it's-

364
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:16,833
- Okay, hold on.

365
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:18,933
Chip.

366
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,733
Chad.

367
00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:24,740
Oh, I'm getting warmer.

368
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:29,310
Um, oh, I know.

369
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,083
You're a Tad.

370
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,990
- How did you do that?

371
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:38,670
- It's magic and you're a tad annoying.

372
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,450
- Not so fast.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

373
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,130
Hey, too rough.

374
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,220
- [Elle Voiceover] They
say you know everything

375
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,220
about a person the minute you meet them.

376
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,343
I sure did.

377
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,490
- Look, you don't know how to kiss.

378
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:02,933
There is one right way
and a million wrong ways.

379
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,233
But don't worry, 'cause I can teach you.

380
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,600
And for years bitches be like damn, boy,

381
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,300
where you learn to kiss like that?

382
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,253
- I have a better idea.

383
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,977
Shut the fuck up.

384
00:21:20,977 --> 00:21:22,321
(thudding)

385
00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:23,310
- [Elle Voiceover] It went on for months.

386
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,917
- I saw the way you looked at him.

387
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,093
- [Elle Voiceover] He
always cried afterwards.

388
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:35,353
Apologized, said it
would never happen again.

389
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:40,046
(crickets chirping)
(light dramatic music)

390
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,620
- [Doctor] Pretty nasty.

391
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,670
- [Elle] Yeah, he is.

392
00:21:55,077 --> 00:21:57,519
- Your boyfriend did this?

393
00:21:57,519 --> 00:21:59,186
- [Elle] Indirectly.

394
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:01,298
- And this?

395
00:22:02,427 --> 00:22:03,260
This?

396
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:07,863
- Directly.

397
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,110
- Isn't it time to move on?

398
00:22:15,991 --> 00:22:17,641
- [Elle] I guess it just depends.

399
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,710
- [Doctor] On what?

400
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,560
- On whether or not I deserve better.

401
00:22:26,539 --> 00:22:28,720
- [Doctor] What will it
take to convince you?

402
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,663
- Um, I don't know, maybe death?

403
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,183
I'm sorry.

404
00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:44,176
I'm sorry.

405
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:49,980
- Will he let you go?

406
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,483
- Not without a fight.

407
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,110
- Let's avoid that, okay?

408
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:02,703
- How?

409
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,583
We live together.

410
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,763
- [Doctor] Do you have someone
who can help you move out?

411
00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,598
Maybe someone from your sorority.

412
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,431
- No.

413
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,511
- [Doctor] Parent?

414
00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:21,811
(Elle sniffles)

415
00:23:21,811 --> 00:23:24,408
(light dramatic music)

416
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,430
- Mom, I...

417
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,960
Yeah.

418
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,930
Look, see I...

419
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,373
I'm thinking about hurting myself again.

420
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,750
I dream...

421
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,200
Can I please just come home?

422
00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:48,143
Um, Patrick?

423
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,000
If I did quit school, could I...

424
00:23:53,535 --> 00:23:55,690
Could I maybe stay with you and Marcy?

425
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,610
You know, just like until
I get like an apartment

426
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:00,763
or, you know, like a job.

427
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,513
I mean, I could babysit for you.

428
00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:12,810
I was thinking that maybe
I could move out there

429
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:14,963
and like stay with you for a bit.

430
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:18,290
I won't be in your way at all, I...

431
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,590
And once I get a job I can...

432
00:24:29,771 --> 00:24:32,246
(light music)
(engine rumbling)

433
00:24:32,246 --> 00:24:35,106
♪ Dear, baby bird ♪

434
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:39,567
♪ Dear, sparrow ♪

435
00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:44,006
♪ You look a lot like me ♪

436
00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:47,626
♪ When I lost my wings ♪

437
00:24:47,626 --> 00:24:50,759
♪ Dear, baby bird ♪

438
00:24:50,759 --> 00:24:54,587
♪ Don't be discouraged ♪

439
00:24:54,587 --> 00:24:58,327
♪ Baby, freedom doesn't come ♪

440
00:24:58,327 --> 00:25:03,327
♪ In touching the sky ♪

441
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:08,282
♪ You look a lot me ♪

442
00:25:08,282 --> 00:25:11,532
♪ When I lost my wings ♪

443
00:25:17,863 --> 00:25:21,830
(birds chirping)
(car engine rumbling)

444
00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:24,520
- [Elle Voiceover] I hardly
knew my oldest brother Connor.

445
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,380
He left for college right
after my father died.

446
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:31,040
Then he went to law school and
only came home for Christmas.

447
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,323
By the time I was in high school
he never came home at all.

448
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,573
I never knew why.

449
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:43,320
- Oh, Ellie belly.

450
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,983
You need so much love.

451
00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:46,823
- [Elle] I do.

452
00:25:49,629 --> 00:25:51,263
(Elle sniffles)

453
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,670
- Hey, meet the in-house expert, huh?

454
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,033
This is my fiance, Joseph.

455
00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:04,423
- Delighted.

456
00:26:05,658 --> 00:26:07,300
(Elle chuckles)

457
00:26:10,158 --> 00:26:11,510
(Connor chuckles)

458
00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:13,533
- [Katie Voiceover]
You really had no clue?

459
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,523
Hello?

460
00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:23,713
Are you there?

461
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,223
Paging Elle Overton.

462
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,523
Please don't disappear again.

463
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:37,783
I'm begging you.

464
00:26:47,114 --> 00:26:48,213
(light music)

465
00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:52,480
♪ Struggling to feel something ♪

466
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,480
♪ Other than this pain ♪

467
00:26:59,215 --> 00:27:02,510
♪ Don't know why I can't clear my mind ♪

468
00:27:02,510 --> 00:27:04,690
- [Mom] Sweetheart, you're roasting.

469
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,563
You want a hat?

470
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:08,163
You need a hat.

471
00:27:12,886 --> 00:27:14,102
(door thuds)

472
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,900
- [Katie Voiceover] Multiple choice:

473
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,840
you're ghosting me because, A,

474
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,360
telling your life story is painful.

475
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,360
B, Natasha found out we're
pen pals and kicked your ass.

476
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,400
Or C, you killed yourself.

477
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,713
- C is closest.

478
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:32,980
- [Katie Voiceover] Writing to me doesn't

479
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,103
make you feel better?

480
00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:35,993
- Does a little.

481
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,469
Temporarily.

482
00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:41,627
(upbeat music)
♪ I don't like this party ♪

483
00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:44,719
♪ Anymore ♪

484
00:27:44,719 --> 00:27:49,609
♪ I can't feel my feet up off the floor ♪

485
00:27:49,609 --> 00:27:50,670
♪ Do do do do do do ♪

486
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,080
- [Elle Voiceover]
Here's the next chapter.

487
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:52,913
Enjoy!

488
00:27:53,942 --> 00:27:54,987
- [Elle] Come, come on!

489
00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:57,011
♪ Do do do do do do ♪

490
00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:58,648
♪ Do do do do do do ♪

491
00:27:58,648 --> 00:27:59,720
- [Elle Voiceover] When
my mom found out Connor

492
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,673
took me in, she called him Judas.

493
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:06,313
If she'd known he was gay,
she would've hired a hitman.

494
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,910
- I don't get Joan Crawford.

495
00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:11,686
Her shoulder pads were like condor wings.

496
00:28:11,686 --> 00:28:13,219
(both chuckling)

497
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:19,125
(light music)

498
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,850
- Hi.

499
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,680
Molly Andrews, such a
pleasure to meet you, Elle.

500
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,270
- Thank you, same here.

501
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:48,260
- Did Sage offer you something to drink?

502
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,270
Diet soda, coffee, coconut water?

503
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,310
- I'm fine, thanks.

504
00:28:53,310 --> 00:28:54,153
- Come in.

505
00:28:59,355 --> 00:29:00,820
(both sighing)

506
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,683
Welcome to En Garde Creative.

507
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,060
- Thanks, I'm so grateful to be here.

508
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,180
Even just-
- Your brother thinks

509
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,210
the world of you and my boss thinks

510
00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:10,423
the world of your brother, so-

511
00:29:10,423 --> 00:29:12,750
- Here we are.
- Yeah.

512
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,250
How much do you know about us?

513
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,730
- Well, just what's on the website,

514
00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:20,933
but I wanna know everything.

515
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,840
- Well, we're small, but growing.

516
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,380
Our work is exclusively digital,

517
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,250
marketing directly via email, text,

518
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,670
social media, and search engines.

519
00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:33,520
Right now all of our clients are domestic,

520
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,200
located west of the Mississippi,

521
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,260
but we are starting to
attract some interest

522
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:40,173
in the Pacific rim as well, so who knows.

523
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,970
- Wow, really exciting.

524
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:44,803
- It is.

525
00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:46,775
Now tell me about you.

526
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,290
- Well, um, I was blown
away when Connor told

527
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,680
me about the job because
in college I majored

528
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,223
in marketing with a special
focus on interactive media.

529
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:03,480
I actually left because
I just felt like...

530
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,570
I felt trapped in the
classroom setting, you know,

531
00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:08,590
it just felt theoretical.

532
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:11,980
Like it was sort of just
like I really wanted

533
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,980
some real world experien...

534
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,310
Oh, I got bit by a dog.

535
00:30:21,310 --> 00:30:22,143
- What kind?

536
00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:24,703
- A beagle.

537
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,820
- I had one as a kid.

538
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,210
It got run over right in front of me,

539
00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:31,993
I still haven't recovered.

540
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,200
- Oh.

541
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,033
- Dave Hastings.

542
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,750
Welcome aboard, Connor's sister.

543
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:42,470
- Wait, you mean, I-

544
00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:43,303
- That's right.

545
00:30:45,374 --> 00:30:47,436
(Molly chuckles)

546
00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:50,630
We're over here.

547
00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:51,480
Go ahead, hop on.

548
00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:55,350
- [Elle] (giggles) Okay.

549
00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:58,110
- You might want to check
underneath first, though.

550
00:30:58,110 --> 00:31:00,640
Your predecessor stuck
her chewed gum down there.

551
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,200
That's why I fired her.

552
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,817
- Wait, really?

553
00:31:03,817 --> 00:31:05,313
- No, I dreamed her paltry.

554
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,920
- Oh.

555
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,220
- So, let's talk business.

556
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,580
What did Connor say about me?

557
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:16,150
- That you are charismatic,
brilliant and funny.

558
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:18,040
- He didn't mention humble?

559
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,292
- No.
- That's weird.

560
00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:20,934
(Elle laughs)

561
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,400
- So, tell me more about the gum chewer.

562
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,070
- Because you don't wanna
make the same mistakes?

563
00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:32,250
- Yeah, I wanna make new ones.

564
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,910
- She was just too passive.

565
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,400
If there's a way for the
office to run more efficiently,

566
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,550
I wanna know about it.

567
00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:38,700
If there's something in my blind spot

568
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,280
I need you to scream, "Watch out".

569
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,910
Maybe you have a concept
for one of our campaigns,

570
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,720
it doesn't matter if it's
above your pay grade,

571
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,563
I wanna hear it.

572
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,575
(upbeat music)

573
00:31:53,088 --> 00:31:55,096
♪ Who would've guessed ♪

574
00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:58,375
♪ This is where I'd be ♪

575
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:03,375
♪ Caught between romantic, tragic comedy ♪

576
00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:05,372
♪ I'm a girl ♪

577
00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:08,332
♪ Who might now know what's good for me ♪

578
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:10,608
♪ 'Cause you're the bad boy ♪

579
00:32:10,608 --> 00:32:15,152
♪ But you just look so interesting ♪

580
00:32:15,152 --> 00:32:15,985
♪ Hey ♪

581
00:32:15,985 --> 00:32:19,971
♪ I can't help it, I love
feeling wrong with you ♪

582
00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,756
♪ And we're right together ♪

583
00:32:22,756 --> 00:32:26,012
♪ Or are we better incomplete ♪

584
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:30,181
♪ I can't help it, I love
feeling lost with you ♪

585
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:33,043
♪ Are we lost together ♪

586
00:32:33,043 --> 00:32:36,968
♪ Or do we contrast perfectly ♪

587
00:32:36,968 --> 00:32:41,968
♪ Do do do do do do do do do do ♪

588
00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:42,980
♪ Do do do do do ♪

589
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,960
- It'll be so much fun finding them.

590
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,873
- Hey, look who's here.

591
00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:50,804
(lips smacking)

592
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:52,090
My new assistant, Elle Overton.

593
00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:52,923
My wife Carmen.

594
00:32:52,923 --> 00:32:55,680
- [Carmen] Hi, I've
heard so much about you.

595
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:56,710
- Same here.

596
00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:58,160
- So, Elle just had a great idea about

597
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,040
the Eye Candy account.

598
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,830
You know those eye test charts?

599
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:02,760
She thought it would be fun
to post a chart each week,

600
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,530
but hidden inside the jumble
of letters is a promo code.

601
00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:06,770
- Baby, will you tell me in the car?

602
00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:08,450
We're gonna be late.

603
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:09,823
- Shit, I lost track.

604
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,640
Can you close up?

605
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,473
- Yeah.

606
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,313
- Oh.

607
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,850
Hey, you wanna make extra money?

608
00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:20,960
- [Elle] Uh, who doesn't?

609
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,820
- We need a babysitter.

610
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:23,653
- Oh.

611
00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:26,450
You have kids, wow.

612
00:33:26,450 --> 00:33:27,550
Yeah, I would love to.

613
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,712
I have a lot of experience.

614
00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:32,545
- Perfect.

615
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:39,030
(light dramatic music)

616
00:33:41,742 --> 00:33:43,070
- [Elle Voiceover] I know
what you're thinking,

617
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:46,270
it was just like when you
were hired to be a nanny.

618
00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:47,870
But there was a huge difference.

619
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,183
You were way hotter than the mom.

620
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,703
I was a boy compared to Carmen.

621
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:03,770
- Perfect timing.

622
00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:06,340
Three minutes after
brewing the antioxidants

623
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,830
start to evaporate.

624
00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:10,659
- Is that Facebook or actual science?

625
00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:12,283
- It's actual Twitter.

626
00:34:14,643 --> 00:34:16,514
(Dave groans)

627
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,810
Rough night?

628
00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:19,080
- [Dave] Yeah, the roughest.

629
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:19,913
- What happened?

630
00:34:21,889 --> 00:34:24,800
- Went to a cocktail party
sponsored by a tequila company.

631
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,600
I behaved, Carmen didn't.

632
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,620
She, uh...

633
00:34:29,659 --> 00:34:30,780
Oh, she'd kill me.

634
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,710
- Well, I won't tell anyone.

635
00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:33,543
I promise.

636
00:34:36,402 --> 00:34:37,632
(Dave sighs)

637
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,300
- When I met Carmen she
was just a few years

638
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,850
out of college, I mean, still
pretty much a party girl.

639
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,588
She said she was sick of it,

640
00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:50,650
she wanted a husband, four kids,
and start her own business.

641
00:34:50,650 --> 00:34:52,670
I mean, that sounded great to me.

642
00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:54,793
So we got married, Esme was born,

643
00:34:55,951 --> 00:34:58,170
and out of nowhere she announces

644
00:34:58,170 --> 00:34:59,670
she doesn't want anymore kids.

645
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:02,040
Well, that was a surprise.

646
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,530
When I started En Garde I
assumed she'd get involved,

647
00:35:08,530 --> 00:35:13,530
help us out, but she doesn't give a shit.

648
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:15,110
I mean, she wants it
to succeed, of course,

649
00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:17,520
for financial reasons, but that's it.

650
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,240
- So if she doesn't want anymore kids

651
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,653
and she doesn't care about the business,

652
00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:22,630
then what makes her happy?

653
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:23,463
- Shopping.

654
00:35:24,563 --> 00:35:25,970
- Oh.

655
00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:27,570
- A few nights a week she
still goes out partying

656
00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:28,980
with her old college friends.

657
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:31,020
- So she's not over it.

658
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,430
- Looks that way.

659
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:35,055
Anyway, last night she, uh...

660
00:35:35,055 --> 00:35:37,560
(sighs) Man, this is so inappropriate.

661
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,463
- Oh, my favorite.

662
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,713
- She puked up on me.

663
00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:44,060
- Wait, literally?

664
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,573
- No, trust me, it was no metaphor.

665
00:35:46,573 --> 00:35:48,147
- How does that even happen?

666
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,160
- I don't know, I was fast asleep.

667
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,998
I assumed she'd just staggered
in from the loo and blah.

668
00:35:52,998 --> 00:35:54,260
- Oh, my God.

669
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,650
- I woke up drenched in puke,

670
00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:56,960
she was passed out on the floor.

671
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,890
I had to take her to the guest bedroom.

672
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,170
By the time I finished cleaning up

673
00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,650
Esme was awake demanding breakfast, so...

674
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,830
Yeah.

675
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,723
- Oh, you poor thing.

676
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,563
- You know, it's nice
to have someone pity me.

677
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,727
Other than myself, of course.

678
00:36:20,727 --> 00:36:22,144
(Elle chuckles)

679
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:26,950
(crickets chirping)

680
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,276
- [Katie Voiceover] Your emails
are like my favorite novel.

681
00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,473
Oh no, you're depressed again.

682
00:36:42,059 --> 00:36:44,703
(birds chirping)

683
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,220
Are you bleeding, too?

684
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:47,053
I am.

685
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,350
I wonder if our cycles are in sync.

686
00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:52,617
You know, like roomies.

687
00:36:52,617 --> 00:36:54,450
(light music)

688
00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,870
- [Female Reader] I loved your book until

689
00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:58,670
I found out it was written
by a middle-aged man.

690
00:36:58,670 --> 00:37:01,040
For to your appropriate the heart, soul,

691
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,663
and body of a young girl
is absolutely disgusting.

692
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,196
- [Katie Voiceover] What do
you eat when you're bleeding?

693
00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:15,093
I just ate an entire bag of kettle corn.

694
00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:21,700
(crickets chirping)

695
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,130
Telling your story will save your life.

696
00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:25,510
I promise.

697
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,223
It definitely saved mine.

698
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,270
I know how to wake you up.

699
00:37:32,270 --> 00:37:35,170
I'll tell you something
about myself you don't know.

700
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,003
Let me see.

701
00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,680
Okay, how's this?

702
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,603
I'm married.

703
00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:48,963
- Seriously?

704
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,153
- [Katie Voiceover] We have a baby.

705
00:38:00,235 --> 00:38:01,955
- I thought you got an abortion.

706
00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:05,655
- [Katie Voiceover] I did, my
daughter was conceived later.

707
00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:07,983
The right way.

708
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,050
With someone who loves me unconditionally.

709
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,123
- I want that so badly.

710
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,100
- [Katie Voiceover] You'll have it,

711
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,600
and you'll love your baby
as much as I love Sarah.

712
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,563
- Sarah.

713
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,943
That's my middle name.

714
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,423
- [Katie Voiceover] Cool.

715
00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:41,240
Now, please get back to your story.

716
00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,963
- Why do you even care?

717
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,083
- [Katie Voiceover] We're friends.

718
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,593
- Strangers.

719
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,153
- [Katie Voiceover] We're both.

720
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,420
- It shouldn't even be possible.

721
00:39:04,102 --> 00:39:05,803
(game clinking)
Good job.

722
00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,263
- [Carmen] This one or this one?

723
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,803
- Um, it's so hard to choose.

724
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,890
- Which one goes better with vampire red?

725
00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,740
- The black one.

726
00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:25,971
- You're right.

727
00:39:25,971 --> 00:39:27,033
(Elle chuckles)

728
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,430
- Miss Elle, you have pretty lips.

729
00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,615
- Thank you.

730
00:39:31,615 --> 00:39:32,448
You, too.

731
00:39:35,430 --> 00:39:37,970
So Dave says you wanna
start your own business.

732
00:39:37,970 --> 00:39:39,710
- [Carmen] Definitely.

733
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,027
- Well we could use some
help over at the office.

734
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,310
How come you don't drop by more often?

735
00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:46,830
- You'll understand when you have kids.

736
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:49,790
This little bug kicks my butt
all day, don't you, bonita?

737
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,560
- Except when I'm at Rainbow.

738
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,440
- [Elle] What's that?

739
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,600
- Her preschool.

740
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,410
- After Rainbow Rosalinda
comes over, she's my nanny.

741
00:39:57,410 --> 00:40:00,850
- But there are some things
only a mommy can do, right baby?

742
00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:03,200
- Rosalinda plays hide
and seek and monsters

743
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,040
and we build pillow forts.

744
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,670
- Mommy takes you to movies
and yummy restaurants

745
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:09,750
and buys you pretty dresses.

746
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,209
- Mommy, can Miss Elle
take a bath with me?

747
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:13,647
(both laughing)

748
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:17,380
- [Dave] No, I know.

749
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:19,680
I'm not sure, as quick
as I can darling, okay?

750
00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:22,191
Bye.

751
00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:23,491
(phone clatters)

752
00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:28,023
- This is my favorite.

753
00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:29,287
(mouse clicks)

754
00:40:30,362 --> 00:40:32,003
What do you think of him?

755
00:40:32,003 --> 00:40:33,586
- [Dave] Brilliant.

756
00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:37,970
- [Elle] If you're ever looking
for a present for Carmen.

757
00:40:37,970 --> 00:40:39,177
- [Dave] The bikini or the girl?

758
00:40:39,177 --> 00:40:41,030
- The bikini.

759
00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,230
It's right up her alley.

760
00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:43,883
- [Carmen] It is exactly
why'd she wear it.

761
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,760
- I would too if I had her body.

762
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:57,100
Her closet is like
backstage at Fashion Week,

763
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,343
I mean, it's insane.

764
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,580
How do you afford it?

765
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:02,040
- I don't.

766
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,198
I can't.

767
00:41:03,198 --> 00:41:06,040
She blows through my
trust like play money.

768
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,523
Each month we barely make
it to the finish line.

769
00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:10,726
(Dave sighs)

770
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,850
- I am gonna email the photographer

771
00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:22,131
and see if he is available.

772
00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:23,790
(mouse clicks)

773
00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:25,490
(keyboard clicking)

774
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,630
Can I ask you a personal question?

775
00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:36,290
- Why'd I marry her?

776
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:42,963
(Dave sighs)

777
00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:44,503
Honestly, we had fun at first.

778
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,050
Went to the gym together, we went hiking.

779
00:41:50,071 --> 00:41:51,870
We traveled loads.

780
00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:54,793
Nonstop shagging, our
chemistry was incredible.

781
00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:59,493
Once Esme was born all the fun stopped.

782
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,913
- No more sex?

783
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,830
- On the once-a-month plan now.

784
00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:12,140
Such a cliche.

785
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,190
Even a blind man could've seen it coming.

786
00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:20,203
Marry for conversation, it's
the only thing that lasts.

787
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,182
(crickets chirping)

788
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:31,593
- So, Mom called.

789
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,423
Welcome back.

790
00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:39,130
- What'd she say?

791
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:43,943
- I'm still disowned,
still Judas, but not you.

792
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,220
She said that even though she'd preferred

793
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,230
if you went back and finished at State,

794
00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:52,990
she is fine with you going
to any school you want.

795
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,390
Even art school.

796
00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:56,673
She'll pay for it, too,
no questions asked.

797
00:42:57,511 --> 00:42:58,900
- Wait, really?

798
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,110
- Yeah, yeah.

799
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,210
I'm pretty sure it's the first time

800
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:03,890
she's surrendered to
anyone since she spread

801
00:43:03,890 --> 00:43:05,540
her legs for our lord and savior.

802
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,220
What's the matter? You won.

803
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,720
You're supposed to be happier.

804
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,940
Oh, shit, you don't wanna leave.

805
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:19,603
What's his name?

806
00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:24,740
- You don't know him.

807
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,520
Besides, it doesn't matter,
he's got a girlfriend.

808
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:31,432
(Elle sighs)

809
00:43:31,432 --> 00:43:32,560
- [Connor] Is he into you?

810
00:43:35,332 --> 00:43:36,165
- No.

811
00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:40,679
I don't know, maybe.

812
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:41,512
Maybe.

813
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:51,130
- [Connor] Listen, any guy that you like

814
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:54,035
who's unavailable, isn't a guy.

815
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,093
He's a drug.

816
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,143
And not like a drug, an actual one.

817
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:03,130
And way back in the 80s, what
did the scary skeletor lady

818
00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:05,756
in the White House tell us to
do when we get offered drugs?

819
00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,700
- I don't know.

820
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,850
- [Connor] Just say no.

821
00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:12,423
- Did anyone listen to her?

822
00:44:14,598 --> 00:44:16,395
- Of course not.

823
00:44:16,395 --> 00:44:17,558
(crickets chirping)

824
00:44:17,558 --> 00:44:19,690
- [Elle Voiceover] I should've
phoned home the next day.

825
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,343
It was the perfect time to leave.

826
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,010
- [Katie Voiceover] But you thought Dave

827
00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:29,143
was your destiny, didn't you?

828
00:44:34,489 --> 00:44:38,405
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪

829
00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:41,074
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪

830
00:44:41,074 --> 00:44:43,550
- Molly.
♪ I got a thing for you ♪

831
00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:44,823
- Hey, you made it back.

832
00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:47,111
- I wouldn't miss this.

833
00:44:47,111 --> 00:44:48,396
Happy birthday.

834
00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:49,396
- Thank you.

835
00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:52,739
- Hey.

836
00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:55,970
- Where's Carmen?

837
00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:57,020
- Already passed out.

838
00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,053
- You slip her a roofie?

839
00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:01,388
- Yeah, but I didn't take advantage.

840
00:45:01,388 --> 00:45:03,800
I heard there was cake.

841
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,652
- Yeah, she saved you some.

842
00:45:05,652 --> 00:45:06,819
- Yeah? Where?

843
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,083
- In the kitchen.

844
00:45:12,232 --> 00:45:13,264
What?

845
00:45:13,264 --> 00:45:15,319
- [Dave] I'm just happy
to see you, is all.

846
00:45:15,319 --> 00:45:16,950
You drunk?

847
00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:18,200
- Yeah.

848
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,033
Are you?

849
00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:21,497
Stoned?

850
00:45:23,148 --> 00:45:24,898
(both laughing)

851
00:45:33,171 --> 00:45:34,004
- Come on.

852
00:45:37,108 --> 00:45:41,149
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪

853
00:45:41,149 --> 00:45:43,700
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪

854
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:47,180
♪ Got a thing for you ♪

855
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:52,105
(Elle sighs)
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪

856
00:45:52,105 --> 00:45:53,947
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪

857
00:45:53,947 --> 00:45:58,717
♪ I got this thing for you ♪

858
00:45:58,717 --> 00:46:03,717
♪ Ooh, I hate or love you ♪

859
00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:08,887
♪ More than anyone ♪

860
00:46:09,011 --> 00:46:13,887
♪ Ooh, catch me if you can ♪

861
00:46:13,887 --> 00:46:17,137
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna run ♪

862
00:46:20,909 --> 00:46:22,287
(heavy breathing)

863
00:46:22,287 --> 00:46:26,589
♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪

864
00:46:26,589 --> 00:46:29,132
♪ But I gotta tell you ♪
(door slams)

865
00:46:29,132 --> 00:46:31,616
♪ Got a thing for you ♪

866
00:46:33,192 --> 00:46:35,142
(crickets chirping)

867
00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:40,633
- Dave and I continued on
like everything was normal.

868
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,950
But then a week later we
were at the office late

869
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,923
and he kissed me again.

870
00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:56,810
This time he was sober
and I didn't run away.

871
00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:02,100
If I had been a cartoon,

872
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,075
my tongue would've popped out of his ear.

873
00:47:08,799 --> 00:47:11,549
Then, finally, he pushed me away.

874
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,447
He said, "I'm so sorry,
but I can't do this."

875
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,453
He was a married man.

876
00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:25,123
I laughed.

877
00:47:26,370 --> 00:47:28,900
Like, what, like I didn't know that?

878
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:30,323
But I thought he was joking.

879
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:36,530
And he said it like I was
the one who kissed him.

880
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:39,293
It was nuts.

881
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:43,133
But I didn't freak out.

882
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,809
Just shrugged it off and said,
"You're right, whatever".

883
00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:55,000
Well, I must've been a pretty good actress

884
00:47:56,295 --> 00:47:59,948
because he actually looked
hurt that I wasn't that upset.

885
00:48:03,674 --> 00:48:05,524
But then he started kissing me again,

886
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:08,823
but this time it was more intense.

887
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:15,533
He started grabbing my ass,
my boobs outside of my shirt.

888
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:23,100
And then he got on his
knees, lifted my skirt up,

889
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:28,308
pulled my underwear down
and started licking me.

890
00:48:31,678 --> 00:48:33,113
It was so fucking dirty.

891
00:48:35,827 --> 00:48:38,452
It's the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.

892
00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:44,350
My eyes were open the whole time

893
00:48:46,255 --> 00:48:49,293
and I just kept imagining
somebody walking in on us.

894
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,533
I came so hard.

895
00:48:58,070 --> 00:49:00,430
Then about 10 seconds later he said,

896
00:49:06,017 --> 00:49:09,755
"Shit, I'm late to meet Carmen".

897
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,848
He got up, door slammed,

898
00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:18,843
and he's gone.

899
00:49:22,503 --> 00:49:23,336
And I...

900
00:49:27,654 --> 00:49:28,804
(Elle sighs)

901
00:49:32,110 --> 00:49:34,163
- [Katie Voiceover] What
he did to you was rape.

902
00:49:35,490 --> 00:49:37,493
Not literally, because you enjoyed it,

903
00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:41,228
but emotional and psychological violence.

904
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,733
- [Elle Voiceover] How did
you get to be so strong?

905
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,940
- [Katie Voiceover] I'm
not a teenager anymore.

906
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:52,660
I understand the evil of human beings,

907
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,963
especially those cursed with nut sacks.

908
00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,530
- [Elle Voiceover] On
Sunday nights, if I watch

909
00:49:58,530 --> 00:50:00,890
a corny Christian movie with my mom

910
00:50:00,890 --> 00:50:02,515
she lets me borrow her car.

911
00:50:02,515 --> 00:50:04,073
(light music)
(phone buzzing)

912
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,060
- [Katie Voiceover] My
husband's name is Kevin.

913
00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:15,993
He's tall, dark and handsome.

914
00:50:17,110 --> 00:50:20,593
He used to be a Marine, now
he sells medical equipment.

915
00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:25,920
I stay home all day
with Sarah, she's three,

916
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,833
beyond precious, the
best thing I ever did.

917
00:50:31,210 --> 00:50:32,390
- How come you say you wanna meet me

918
00:50:32,390 --> 00:50:35,660
but you never suggest that
we like talk on the phone?

919
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,693
You never even ask if we can text.

920
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:42,392
That's just weird.

921
00:50:42,392 --> 00:50:43,225
(water pattering)

922
00:50:43,225 --> 00:50:45,110
- [Katie Voiceover]
Kevin's a jealous freak.

923
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,500
If we called or texted each other,

924
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,720
sooner or later he'd snoop
in my phone and bust me.

925
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,000
That's why I only get
fan mail on my laptop

926
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,120
and I delete everything
the second after I read it.

927
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,140
- [Elle Voiceover] Bust you for what?

928
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,223
Having a friend?

929
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,300
Is that an actual crime?

930
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,140
- [Katie Voiceover]
No, but we have a deal.

931
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:04,720
No secrets.

932
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,583
If I told him about you I'd
have to tell him how we met.

933
00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:13,307
He knows nothing about my blog,
my book, what a slut I was.

934
00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:16,763
If he knew he would go insane.

935
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,720
- [Elle Voiceover] Fine, I get it.

936
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,103
We'll keep things the way they are.

937
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:25,213
Where was I?

938
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:29,030
Right, you won't believe this.

939
00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:31,960
But after he went down on
me, he put me right back

940
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,453
in the friend zone like it never happened.

941
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:39,423
- Being insane, I decided it
was because it grossed him out.

942
00:51:40,881 --> 00:51:43,389
Like there was something wrong with me.

943
00:51:43,389 --> 00:51:46,270
(light music)

944
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:49,320
- [Female Reader] Katie,
I just finished reading.

945
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,970
You've probably been chopped
into itty bitty pieces by now,

946
00:51:52,970 --> 00:51:55,800
but it's just as possible
a miracle occurred.

947
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,730
I'm an aquarius, we're all about miracles.

948
00:51:59,730 --> 00:52:01,970
So I choose to believe you're out there

949
00:52:01,970 --> 00:52:03,705
having an awesome life.

950
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:10,668
(door clicks)

951
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,333
- Hello?

952
00:52:16,854 --> 00:52:17,690
(Elle sighs)

953
00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:19,400
- [Dave] It's just me.

954
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,090
- I thought you weren't
gonna be back until tomorrow.

955
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:23,970
- I managed to escape early.

956
00:52:23,970 --> 00:52:24,903
What are you still doing here?

957
00:52:24,903 --> 00:52:26,161
Don't you have your own desk?

958
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:30,830
- I'm just seeing beyond
my job description.

959
00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:32,630
Working on some ideas.

960
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:33,543
- You have pluck.

961
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,243
- Well, you noticed.

962
00:52:38,945 --> 00:52:40,890
(Dave sighs)

963
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:43,880
- What a waste of time, the whole trip.

964
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,250
Who ever the Japanese were polite?

965
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,860
- Someone who's never
heard of Pearl Harbor.

966
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:50,190
- Well, at least that
was over pretty quick.

967
00:52:50,190 --> 00:52:52,090
This was more like the Bataan Death March

968
00:52:52,090 --> 00:52:54,574
with an order of cold uni.

969
00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:56,730
(Elle groans)

970
00:52:56,730 --> 00:52:57,580
You want a drink?

971
00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:01,210
- If it'll wash the taste
of uni out of my mind, yeah.

972
00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:05,293
- Fun fact, uni isn't the actual urchin.

973
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,590
It's the urchin's gonads.

974
00:53:08,590 --> 00:53:09,653
- Make that a double.

975
00:53:14,366 --> 00:53:15,725
(Dave sighs)

976
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:19,946
Thank you.

977
00:53:20,852 --> 00:53:22,219
(glasses clinking)

978
00:53:27,653 --> 00:53:29,113
- [Dave] So, how've you been?

979
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,473
- Honestly?

980
00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:37,272
(Elle chuckles)

981
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,673
- Come here.

982
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,182
Tell me everything.

983
00:54:04,343 --> 00:54:06,201
(light dramatic music)

984
00:54:09,461 --> 00:54:11,494
What did you...

985
00:54:11,494 --> 00:54:13,577
- It's manicure scissors.

986
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,353
- Is that my fault?

987
00:54:18,353 --> 00:54:19,186
- No.

988
00:54:19,186 --> 00:54:20,019
No, no, no, no, no.

989
00:54:20,019 --> 00:54:20,852
I um...

990
00:54:23,015 --> 00:54:24,765
Been doing it for years on and off.

991
00:54:26,819 --> 00:54:29,920
It's just whenever I get
overwhelmed by a situation

992
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:35,530
or I feel like-

993
00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:38,140
- You wouldn't feel overwhelmed if I had

994
00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:40,313
the courage to admit that
I was in love with you.

995
00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:43,919
(Elle gasps)

996
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:48,019
(light music)

997
00:54:51,439 --> 00:54:54,631
(crickets chirping)
(Elle giggles)

998
00:54:57,126 --> 00:55:02,126
♪ I don't wanna tell you
what you're doing wrong ♪

999
00:55:02,337 --> 00:55:04,989
♪ Boy you got rocks in your pockets ♪

1000
00:55:04,989 --> 00:55:06,517
♪ You better stop it ♪

1001
00:55:06,517 --> 00:55:09,314
♪ The cinder block is dropping ♪

1002
00:55:09,314 --> 00:55:11,899
♪ Down beneath the surface ♪

1003
00:55:11,899 --> 00:55:14,735
♪ Is it working ♪

1004
00:55:14,735 --> 00:55:17,563
♪ I know you're hurting ♪

1005
00:55:17,563 --> 00:55:21,722
♪ You don't deserve it ♪

1006
00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:24,599
♪ Put her in the light ♪

1007
00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:27,794
♪ We need to see where we're going ♪

1008
00:55:27,794 --> 00:55:30,082
♪ Up, up, up, up ♪

1009
00:55:30,082 --> 00:55:33,107
♪ Yeah, we're going up ♪

1010
00:55:39,364 --> 00:55:42,197
(heavy breathing)

1011
00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:50,249
(Elle giggles)

1012
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,191
(phone clicks)

1013
00:55:55,199 --> 00:55:56,815
(crickets chirping)

1014
00:55:57,790 --> 00:56:00,330
- [Katie Voiceover] Okay,
three crucial questions

1015
00:56:00,330 --> 00:56:02,010
after a night of boneage.

1016
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,310
How big was his dick?

1017
00:56:06,310 --> 00:56:07,783
Did you go down on him?

1018
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:09,513
Did you cum?

1019
00:56:10,766 --> 00:56:14,060
(light music)
(crickets chirping)

1020
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,393
Waiting for my answers.

1021
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,710
I'm watching "True Crime" on TV.

1022
00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:22,510
Did you know the leading cause of homicide

1023
00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:25,610
in women is having a smile
that lights up the room?

1024
00:56:25,610 --> 00:56:28,237
In men it's giving friends
the shirt off your back.

1025
00:56:28,237 --> 00:56:29,770
(Katie laughs)

1026
00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:30,713
It's true!

1027
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,800
Last week a girl disappeared
a few miles from here.

1028
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,060
Stella something-Polish.

1029
00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:39,600
Did you read about it?

1030
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,586
They found her body this
morning floating in a reservoir.

1031
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:45,873
Yuck.

1032
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:47,873
Hello?

1033
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,673
Where are you?

1034
00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:51,643
Are you dead?

1035
00:56:52,621 --> 00:56:54,388
(crickets chirping)

1036
00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:01,423
- Sorry about last night,
I had a sugar crash.

1037
00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:04,810
How do you stay up so late and raise

1038
00:57:04,810 --> 00:57:06,080
a kid at the same time?

1039
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,040
- [Katie Voiceover] I have a
nanny five mornings a week.

1040
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,200
I'm as lazy as Carmen.

1041
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,893
Hey, maybe I am Carmen.

1042
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,043
Ew, creepy.

1043
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,350
- Not funny if true.

1044
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,630
- [Katie Voiceover] Dude, it was a joke.

1045
00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:21,235
I have real boobs and hate spicy food.

1046
00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:24,710
Now stop being such a paranoid loser

1047
00:57:24,710 --> 00:57:26,010
and tell me what happened.

1048
00:57:27,921 --> 00:57:29,420
(Dave sighs)

1049
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,420
- You smell so good.

1050
00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:33,490
You feel so good.

1051
00:57:35,721 --> 00:57:36,888
Taste so good.

1052
00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,450
You're perfect, you know that?

1053
00:57:46,553 --> 00:57:49,023
I wanna crawl inside
you and never come out.

1054
00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:53,811
- Okay.

1055
00:57:59,821 --> 00:58:02,210
(toothbrush rustling)

1056
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,010
Here's something I don't get.

1057
00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:05,360
If you and Carmen fight all the time

1058
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,560
then how does you staying
married help Esme?

1059
00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:14,350
Wouldn't it be better to get divorced now

1060
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,920
before you mess her up for life?

1061
00:58:18,180 --> 00:58:19,320
- It's an excellent question.

1062
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,321
- Yes, I'm aware of that.

1063
00:58:21,321 --> 00:58:23,747
(phone clicks)
(Elle giggles)

1064
00:58:23,747 --> 00:58:24,930
(Elle grunts)

1065
00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:26,680
- I wish I had an excellent answer.

1066
00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:31,261
(phone clicks)

1067
00:58:34,161 --> 00:58:38,230
- You know, I'm not asking
for myself, I promise.

1068
00:58:38,230 --> 00:58:41,623
I just want you to be
happy, and Esme, too.

1069
00:58:42,469 --> 00:58:43,703
- What about Carmen?

1070
00:58:44,853 --> 00:58:46,185
- She can suffer.

1071
00:58:46,185 --> 00:58:47,652
(both laughing)

1072
00:58:50,056 --> 00:58:51,423
(Dave sighs)

1073
00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,660
- Okay.

1074
00:58:55,660 --> 00:59:00,160
The real reason I don't divorce
her is quite humiliating.

1075
00:59:01,449 --> 00:59:02,500
- For who?

1076
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,840
- Whom?

1077
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,673
For me.

1078
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:12,660
If we get divorced she'll
take half of everything,

1079
00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:14,323
which means En Garde goes under.

1080
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,860
- So you care more about your business

1081
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:22,143
than your own happiness?

1082
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,233
- Honestly?

1083
00:59:25,090 --> 00:59:25,923
I...

1084
00:59:27,910 --> 00:59:29,260
I doubt I'll ever be happy.

1085
00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:31,620
Not in this lifetime, anyway.

1086
00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:36,473
I want to be secure, own
a business I'm proud of.

1087
00:59:43,730 --> 00:59:45,572
(phone dings)

1088
00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:57,453
- [Elle Voiceover] The
letter U instead Y-O-U.

1089
00:59:58,370 --> 01:00:00,370
No question mark.

1090
01:00:00,370 --> 01:00:02,010
But the weirdest thing was that Dave

1091
01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:05,548
would never say fucking,
always making love.

1092
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,840
- [Katie Voiceover] Oh no,
the bitch stole his phone.

1093
01:00:15,027 --> 01:00:16,080
(light dramatic music)

1094
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,133
- [Elle Voiceover] 100%, I knew it.

1095
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,540
- [Katie Voiceover] It was a trap.

1096
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:24,863
- [Elle Voiceover] Definitely.

1097
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,323
But maybe also a gift.

1098
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,170
An opportunity.

1099
01:00:35,170 --> 01:00:37,138
An open door in my jail cell.

1100
01:00:38,570 --> 01:00:40,730
I might never get a chance like this again

1101
01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:42,863
and no one could blame me for escaping.

1102
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,393
How was I supposed to know
the text wasn't from him?

1103
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,246
- I'm only happy when you're inside me.

1104
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,457
God, how I love you, David.

1105
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,210
Come over again tonight.

1106
01:01:04,818 --> 01:01:06,718
- [Katie Voiceover] (laughs) Oh, shit.

1107
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,713
You're my hero.

1108
01:01:16,191 --> 01:01:17,024
(Elle sighs)

1109
01:01:17,024 --> 01:01:18,730
(phone ringing)

1110
01:01:18,730 --> 01:01:19,580
- Hello?

1111
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,700
- [Dave] Did you just text me?

1112
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:24,170
- Well, I mean, I responded back to you.

1113
01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:26,640
- [Dave] Shit, what did my text say?

1114
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,060
- You don't remember?

1115
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,690
- [Dave] Quick, tell me.

1116
01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:32,120
- You said that you loved
fucking me last night

1117
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,870
and that you wanted to do it again.

1118
01:01:34,770 --> 01:01:35,820
I said tonight.

1119
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:37,460
- [Dave] No, no, Carmen wrote it.

1120
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,120
She stole my phone.

1121
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,400
I'm trying to talk my way out
of it, I'll call you later.

1122
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,455
- Don't, Dave.

1123
01:01:43,455 --> 01:01:44,440
- [Dave] What?

1124
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,270
- Listen to me, take care of your family.

1125
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:48,903
Forget about me, I mean it.

1126
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:51,407
I quit.

1127
01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:52,240
- [Dave] What? No.

1128
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,793
Listen, you're not gonna...

1129
01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:58,793
♪ What an unnatural sight ♪

1130
01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:03,831
♪ Her eyes, they felt stunned ♪

1131
01:02:03,831 --> 01:02:08,642
♪ To the back ♪

1132
01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:10,570
♪ Views of skyline ♪

1133
01:02:10,570 --> 01:02:12,571
- [Elle Voiceover] I was
so excited to move on

1134
01:02:12,571 --> 01:02:13,960
(hand knocking)
that it never occurred

1135
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,112
to me that Connor would find out.

1136
01:02:16,112 --> 01:02:18,340
(Connor sighs)

1137
01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:19,973
- I'm sorry that I let you down.

1138
01:02:24,319 --> 01:02:27,388
I kinda assumed that you'd
be a bit more pissed off.

1139
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,613
- Listen.

1140
01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:33,603
Dave gets most of the blame.

1141
01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,773
He's older, he's married.

1142
01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:41,323
He was your employer.

1143
01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:46,500
You know, if you wanna sue him my friend

1144
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,644
would be happy to take the case.

1145
01:02:47,644 --> 01:02:48,477
- No, no.

1146
01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:51,883
He's a good guy.

1147
01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:55,265
He's just really unhappy.

1148
01:02:57,324 --> 01:02:58,157
And...

1149
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,990
It's on both of us.

1150
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:04,143
I could've prevented it.

1151
01:03:08,630 --> 01:03:12,333
- Anyway, um, I know
somebody who will hire you.

1152
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,510
The pay is really shitty, but the uniform

1153
01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:17,773
is really unflattering so
nobody will hit on you.

1154
01:03:18,681 --> 01:03:19,739
(Elle laughs)

1155
01:03:21,647 --> 01:03:23,196
- Thank you.

1156
01:03:23,196 --> 01:03:24,482
(glasses clinking)

1157
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,250
- [Female Reader] Oh, Katie.

1158
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,923
So much pain seeing myself in your words.

1159
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:34,570
What I wouldn't give to reclaim just one

1160
01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:36,260
tick tock of my youth.

1161
01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:40,112
- [Elle Voiceover] It's
the first time you didn't

1162
01:03:40,112 --> 01:03:41,743
write back after one of my emails.

1163
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,223
Did something happen?

1164
01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:47,320
Finally had enough of me?

1165
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,973
- Ready for a little uplift?

1166
01:04:00,790 --> 01:04:03,110
- [Pastor] And as views
of his miraculous power

1167
01:04:03,110 --> 01:04:07,120
spread across the land
the people delivered

1168
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,943
unto our lord the cripple, the blind,

1169
01:04:12,343 --> 01:04:16,693
those wracked by pain,
tormented by seizures,

1170
01:04:18,367 --> 01:04:20,331
even those possessed by demons.

1171
01:04:20,331 --> 01:04:22,798
(phone buzzes)
(light dramatic music)

1172
01:04:25,433 --> 01:04:28,050
- [Katie Voiceover] Sorry I disappeared.

1173
01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:30,970
Kevin walked up behind me
while I was on my computer,

1174
01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:34,330
he asked who I was writing
to and I had no choice.

1175
01:04:34,330 --> 01:04:35,380
I told him the truth.

1176
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,610
About you, about my book.

1177
01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:39,683
He freaked out.

1178
01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:42,540
He thinks the fact that
you won't meet me in person

1179
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:44,590
means you're a dude who wants to rape me.

1180
01:04:46,130 --> 01:04:48,520
But even if he's wrong
he said he still hates

1181
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,420
your guts because I kept you a secret.

1182
01:04:54,790 --> 01:04:58,210
Anyway, he made me promise
never to write you again.

1183
01:04:58,210 --> 01:04:59,513
I lied and said okay.

1184
01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:03,773
Like I'd ever let a man
control my existence.

1185
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:05,880
He should know better.

1186
01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:08,910
Go on with your story.

1187
01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:10,934
Please tell me Dave was history.

1188
01:05:10,934 --> 01:05:12,820
- [Man] The chosen will banish the demons,

1189
01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:16,380
speak in new tongues,
bring the word of God

1190
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,323
to every corner of the earth.

1191
01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,130
- [Elle Voiceover] I hoped so.

1192
01:05:23,130 --> 01:05:25,460
I went to work every day and every day

1193
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:27,703
I missed him less and less.

1194
01:05:30,916 --> 01:05:32,420
(door thuds)

1195
01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:33,253
- Elle!

1196
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,833
We should talk, right?

1197
01:05:42,810 --> 01:05:45,650
Actually, we were all pretty jazzed Carmen

1198
01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:46,890
finally busted him.

1199
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,430
- I thought that you all love Dave.

1200
01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:53,850
- We do, we just hate that he
sleeps with his assistants.

1201
01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:55,805
Hopefully that's over now.

1202
01:05:55,805 --> 01:05:57,905
We can all finally look Carmen in the eye.

1203
01:06:01,701 --> 01:06:02,534
Oh.

1204
01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:07,226
You thought you were like the first one?

1205
01:06:10,930 --> 01:06:11,763
No.

1206
01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:14,883
- How...

1207
01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:17,303
How many others?

1208
01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:21,230
- [Molly] All of them, really.

1209
01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:24,500
Except for the one that was born male.

1210
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,500
Dave didn't know that when he hired her.

1211
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:28,670
- What about the last one?

1212
01:06:28,670 --> 01:06:30,300
The gum chewer?

1213
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:31,330
- Yeah.

1214
01:06:31,330 --> 01:06:33,170
She got super attached.

1215
01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:35,270
She went psycho and moved back to Florida.

1216
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,640
Hey, hey.

1217
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,563
Don't freak out.

1218
01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:41,953
You won.

1219
01:06:43,190 --> 01:06:45,920
You are young and gorgeous and you have

1220
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,453
your whole life ahead of you.

1221
01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:52,650
He has to go straight home
to Carmen every night.

1222
01:06:52,650 --> 01:06:54,890
He's not allowed to travel without her,

1223
01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:57,410
she even picked out his new assistant.

1224
01:06:57,410 --> 01:06:59,163
- Why doesn't she just divorce him?

1225
01:07:00,030 --> 01:07:01,090
- Well, she probably would if she knew

1226
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:02,340
the truth about you guys.

1227
01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:06,113
But he told Carmen you guys
only slept together once.

1228
01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:09,850
He said he did it because
he felt sorry for you.

1229
01:07:15,722 --> 01:07:16,970
(Elle sighs)

1230
01:07:18,270 --> 01:07:19,743
- How do you know so much?

1231
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:25,423
- I'm smarter than Dave, so
he isn't attracted to me.

1232
01:07:27,370 --> 01:07:29,620
But that also means he
tells me everything.

1233
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,490
I'm sorry.
(door thuds)

1234
01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:39,823
- Are you? Really?

1235
01:07:42,990 --> 01:07:45,471
Why doesn't he just divorce her?

1236
01:07:45,471 --> 01:07:46,790
I mean, is he really
so scared about losing

1237
01:07:46,790 --> 01:07:47,690
half of his money?

1238
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,720
- What do you mean?

1239
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,823
He loses all of it.

1240
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,090
He signed a prenup.

1241
01:07:55,090 --> 01:07:57,580
If they get a divorce
he doesn't get a cent.

1242
01:07:57,580 --> 01:07:59,385
- No, what about his trust?

1243
01:08:01,370 --> 01:08:02,720
- Is that what he told you?

1244
01:08:03,590 --> 01:08:07,283
No, she comes from one of the
richest families in El Paso.

1245
01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:11,330
Her dad bankrolls the company.

1246
01:08:11,330 --> 01:08:13,330
He even helped him get his green card.

1247
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,643
When she met him he was
literally selling used cars.

1248
01:08:18,242 --> 01:08:20,425
(crickets chirping)
(light dramatic music)

1249
01:08:23,469 --> 01:08:24,303
- Hey.

1250
01:08:27,710 --> 01:08:29,227
What did Molly tell you?

1251
01:08:29,227 --> 01:08:30,633
- Are you stalking me now?

1252
01:08:33,260 --> 01:08:36,300
You know, I should be
angry at you for hiring me

1253
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,600
just so you could fuck me,

1254
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:42,569
but I'm so insane I'm weirdly flattered.

1255
01:08:42,569 --> 01:08:46,513
But what I can't forgive
is what a liar you are.

1256
01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:50,683
Carmen isn't a gold
digging whore, you are.

1257
01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:53,452
You make me sick.

1258
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,960
- Stop, wait, please.

1259
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,260
Just let me say something.

1260
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:01,139
Look, no matter what happened before,

1261
01:09:01,139 --> 01:09:02,523
it was different with us.

1262
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,490
We had something special, Elle.

1263
01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:07,710
I go to sleep and I miss you,

1264
01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,523
I wake up and my life, it's empty.

1265
01:09:10,969 --> 01:09:12,633
I need you, Elle.

1266
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:15,792
I love you.

1267
01:09:18,170 --> 01:09:20,370
Carmen's with her parents
on Saturday night.

1268
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:24,292
Have dinner with me, please.

1269
01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:29,603
- I can't.

1270
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:34,532
I have a hot date.

1271
01:09:35,814 --> 01:09:36,960
(light dramatic music)

1272
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,000
- [Elle Voiceover] I
had no idea that cruelty

1273
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,893
could feel so good.

1274
01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:47,360
- Do you have any tall,
gorgeous male friends?

1275
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,193
- Sure.

1276
01:09:49,430 --> 01:09:51,059
- Black?

1277
01:09:51,059 --> 01:09:52,460
- Yeah, of course.

1278
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:53,754
- Straight?

1279
01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,680
- Ah, can't help you there.

1280
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:56,513
- No.

1281
01:09:56,513 --> 01:09:58,510
So you're not racist, you're just-

1282
01:09:58,510 --> 01:09:59,809
- Heterophobic, yeah.

1283
01:09:59,809 --> 01:10:00,683
- Yeah, breeders?

1284
01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:08,260
- What about a tall
gorgeous black male friend

1285
01:10:08,260 --> 01:10:10,980
that can pass as straight?

1286
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:13,420
- [Katie Voiceover] Oh, my God.

1287
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:14,323
I love it.

1288
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,680
- [Elle Voiceover] Why is
it no matter how liberal

1289
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,330
a white guy is, when
it comes to a black guy

1290
01:10:21,330 --> 01:10:23,693
boning his girl he goes full Albright?

1291
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,713
- [Katie Voiceover] I think it's 'cause of

1292
01:10:25,713 --> 01:10:27,393
the true myth about black dicks.

1293
01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:31,460
- [Elle Voiceover] Maybe deep
down they wanna suck one.

1294
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:33,361
- Don't we all.
(doorbell dings)

1295
01:10:33,361 --> 01:10:34,930
(crickets chirping)

1296
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:36,583
- Oh, hey, gorgeous.

1297
01:10:38,139 --> 01:10:39,499
- Back at ya, blue eyes.

1298
01:10:39,499 --> 01:10:41,550
(Elle laughs)

1299
01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:43,130
- It's just on the hill,
do you mind if we walk?

1300
01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:44,053
- I prefer it.

1301
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,420
- [Elle] Don't look now, but he's across

1302
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:49,990
the street stalking us.

1303
01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:51,590
Don't worry, he's not dangerous.

1304
01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:55,072
- I'm not worried about a thing.

1305
01:10:55,072 --> 01:10:57,116
- (laughs) You're smooth.

1306
01:10:57,116 --> 01:11:00,120
- I minored in theater at
Arizona State University.

1307
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:00,952
(phone dings)

1308
01:11:00,952 --> 01:11:02,730
Is he live tweeting this?

1309
01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:04,680
- No, he's texting me.

1310
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,160
It's working.

1311
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:06,993
Mute!

1312
01:11:08,357 --> 01:11:11,000
- By the way, adore
the Miu Miu Slingbacks.

1313
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,020
- Well, thank you, Connor picked them out.

1314
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:13,853
- Figured.

1315
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:16,318
- Why, because the rest
of my outfit is shit?

1316
01:11:16,318 --> 01:11:17,780
(laughs) Oh, great.

1317
01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:20,447
(light jazz music)

1318
01:11:21,330 --> 01:11:22,713
- Did locusts attack these?

1319
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,410
This is unacceptable.

1320
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,785
It's time for you to woman the hell up.

1321
01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:30,285
You're not a teenager anymore.

1322
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:32,723
- What do you suggest?

1323
01:11:34,037 --> 01:11:36,480
- "La French" as the French call it,

1324
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,830
even though we invented it.

1325
01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:41,570
Pale pink base, white tip.

1326
01:11:41,570 --> 01:11:45,383
Womanly, sophisticated, timeless.

1327
01:11:46,267 --> 01:11:47,166
- Well, that's me.

1328
01:11:48,490 --> 01:11:49,940
- And leave these poor cuticles alone.

1329
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:52,573
If you're angry, chew out other people.

1330
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:56,886
- Wow.

1331
01:11:56,886 --> 01:11:58,670
You should be a life coach.

1332
01:11:58,670 --> 01:11:59,920
- Connor didn't tell you?

1333
01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:02,210
It's what I am.

1334
01:12:02,210 --> 01:12:03,718
(Elle laughs)

1335
01:12:04,893 --> 01:12:05,817
(crickets chirping)

1336
01:12:05,817 --> 01:12:07,166
(Elle hums)

1337
01:12:10,370 --> 01:12:12,270
- You know, if you were into vagina

1338
01:12:12,270 --> 01:12:14,719
this night would definitely not be over.

1339
01:12:14,719 --> 01:12:16,146
At least, I'd hope not.

1340
01:12:16,146 --> 01:12:18,302
- Oh, we'd just be getting started.

1341
01:12:18,302 --> 01:12:19,934
(both chuckling)

1342
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,725
(Elle giggles)

1343
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:27,037
- Thank you.

1344
01:12:29,633 --> 01:12:31,025
(door clicks)

1345
01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:34,142
Goodnight.
- Yeah.

1346
01:12:36,088 --> 01:12:37,286
(door clicks)

1347
01:12:38,228 --> 01:12:39,835
(crickets chirping)

1348
01:12:47,088 --> 01:12:49,055
(door rustling)

1349
01:12:51,004 --> 01:12:52,146
(lock clicks)

1350
01:13:06,036 --> 01:13:07,911
(phone dings)

1351
01:13:19,192 --> 01:13:20,442
(phone dings)

1352
01:13:30,116 --> 01:13:32,499
(light dramatic music)

1353
01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:36,820
- [Elle Voiceover] While
he was sending them

1354
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:38,950
Carmen was probably on her way home

1355
01:13:38,950 --> 01:13:40,623
ready to crawl into bed with him.

1356
01:13:42,110 --> 01:13:43,750
Carmen, who believed he had sex

1357
01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,803
with me only once out of pity.

1358
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:51,139
I didn't forward her the dirtiest ones,

1359
01:13:51,139 --> 01:13:54,323
just the ones where it was
really obvious we were in love.

1360
01:13:55,217 --> 01:13:56,740
(light music)

1361
01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,393
- [Katie Voiceover]
Did you write anything?

1362
01:13:59,350 --> 01:14:01,250
- [Elle Voiceover] I kept it simple.

1363
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:04,663
Dave just sent me these, I'm moving on.

1364
01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:06,523
Why can't he?

1365
01:14:14,124 --> 01:14:15,183
(Elle sighs)

1366
01:14:25,032 --> 01:14:26,245
(hand knocking)

1367
01:14:27,303 --> 01:14:28,719
- [Elle] Come in.

1368
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,083
- Stay.

1369
01:14:36,490 --> 01:14:37,323
- What's wrong?

1370
01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,293
- I just spoke to Dave.

1371
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,083
He's in jail.

1372
01:14:47,448 --> 01:14:48,548
- What? What happened?

1373
01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:54,112
- When you sent the photos
to Carmen she kicked him out.

1374
01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:58,070
Told him that he'd hear from her lawyer.

1375
01:14:58,070 --> 01:15:00,420
And then she threatened
to move away with Esme.

1376
01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,257
He can't explained what happened next.

1377
01:15:04,257 --> 01:15:07,603
"Something snapped", he said.

1378
01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:13,870
- What did he do?
(light dramatic music)

1379
01:15:13,870 --> 01:15:15,430
- He beat the shit out of her.

1380
01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:18,833
She's in intensive care at St. Luke's.

1381
01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:21,550
Fractured skull, broken jaw,

1382
01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:23,130
one of her implants has ruptured.

1383
01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:25,040
Esme saw the whole thing from the landing.

1384
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:25,873
- Oh, my God.

1385
01:15:26,962 --> 01:15:29,610
- Lucky for you, he's pleading guilty.

1386
01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:31,330
He won't contest the divorce,

1387
01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:33,083
he won't contest the sole custody.

1388
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,400
That means no trial.

1389
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,398
You won't get dragged into it.

1390
01:15:40,398 --> 01:15:41,398
- (sighs) Thank god.

1391
01:15:42,969 --> 01:15:44,370
- But I'm finished with you.

1392
01:15:45,996 --> 01:15:46,830
- No.

1393
01:15:47,719 --> 01:15:49,090
No, please.

1394
01:15:49,090 --> 01:15:50,559
Please, I'm sorry.

1395
01:15:50,559 --> 01:15:52,610
- You had every right to lash out on him.

1396
01:15:55,330 --> 01:15:56,430
But not to his family.

1397
01:15:58,570 --> 01:16:01,389
Carmen did nothing to you, nothing.

1398
01:16:01,389 --> 01:16:02,590
Esme did nothing to you.

1399
01:16:07,770 --> 01:16:08,943
You're dangerous, Elle.

1400
01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:14,719
You're ruled by your obsessions,
you have no self control.

1401
01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:22,663
Go home, get help,

1402
01:16:25,130 --> 01:16:26,197
figure your shit out.

1403
01:16:34,773 --> 01:16:36,129
(door thuds)

1404
01:16:36,129 --> 01:16:38,546
(Elle cries)

1405
01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:43,862
- I had no idea that Dave
was capable of violence.

1406
01:16:46,780 --> 01:16:47,843
Like my dad.

1407
01:16:50,269 --> 01:16:52,250
Like my mom's godson Leon after he pinned

1408
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:53,683
me down when I was seven.

1409
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,270
Like Dad who couldn't
go more than a few weeks

1410
01:16:57,270 --> 01:16:58,623
without hitting me.

1411
01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:01,952
- [Katie Voiceover]
You're breaking my heart.

1412
01:17:05,327 --> 01:17:06,160
- I'm sorry.

1413
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,270
- [Katie Voiceover] Kevin's taking Sarah

1414
01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:11,600
to his parent's in Michigan this weekend.

1415
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,180
Let's meet up finally.

1416
01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:15,112
Please.

1417
01:17:16,139 --> 01:17:17,593
It's time to trust again.

1418
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,993
Let me take care of you.

1419
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:21,875
(traffic humming)

1420
01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:23,950
- Why are you always looking backwards?

1421
01:17:23,950 --> 01:17:26,150
You need to dwell on the future.

1422
01:17:26,150 --> 01:17:27,730
Pick a dream, make it come true.

1423
01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:30,278
- I don't know, it just
feels like sometimes

1424
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:32,370
like no mater what I do I always end up

1425
01:17:32,370 --> 01:17:34,840
with a guy who hates women.

1426
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:38,650
Like I can't help it, like
it's my destiny or something.

1427
01:17:38,650 --> 01:17:40,330
- You know that's bullshit.

1428
01:17:40,330 --> 01:17:41,730
There's good men everywhere.

1429
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,889
Well, okay, not everywhere.

1430
01:17:44,889 --> 01:17:48,600
But they're around and
you just don't see them.

1431
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,800
And you won't until you
get your mind right.

1432
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,170
- What, like medication?

1433
01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:59,510
- Or yoga or therapy or church.

1434
01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:01,558
Or maybe you hug kids with cancer.

1435
01:18:01,558 --> 01:18:03,380
(Elle laughs)

1436
01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:05,983
You just need to stop
expecting a man to save you.

1437
01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:08,920
It's just you, Elle.

1438
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:09,963
Nobody else.

1439
01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:13,612
Hard work, the journey inward.

1440
01:18:17,781 --> 01:18:18,790
(Elle sighs)

1441
01:18:19,639 --> 01:18:23,532
- You know, I'm gonna
miss our run on Saturday.

1442
01:18:24,559 --> 01:18:26,110
I'm going out Friday
night and I'm expecting

1443
01:18:26,110 --> 01:18:27,563
to have a massive hangover.

1444
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,862
- Is it a date?

1445
01:18:32,175 --> 01:18:33,508
- Yeah.

1446
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:36,366
(light music)
(crickets chirping)

1447
01:18:44,342 --> 01:18:46,420
(door clicks)
(upbeat music)

1448
01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:47,410
- [Elle Voiceover] I'm on my way.

1449
01:18:47,410 --> 01:18:48,969
I didn't tell anyone.

1450
01:18:48,969 --> 01:18:49,803
What about you?

1451
01:18:53,742 --> 01:18:54,575
(car beeps)

1452
01:18:54,575 --> 01:18:57,230
- [Katie Voiceover] Remember, exit 26B,

1453
01:18:57,230 --> 01:18:59,540
on the left as soon as you get off.

1454
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:01,910
It's a bar that used to be a diner.

1455
01:19:01,910 --> 01:19:03,730
Amazing martinis.

1456
01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:05,053
You can't miss the neon.

1457
01:19:09,207 --> 01:19:11,382
(car engine rumbling)

1458
01:19:22,334 --> 01:19:23,633
(phone dings)

1459
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,260
Oh, I booked us rooms
at the motel next door

1460
01:19:27,260 --> 01:19:29,210
in case we get too drunk to drive.

1461
01:19:29,210 --> 01:19:31,793
I know, how responsible and mature of me.

1462
01:19:34,579 --> 01:19:39,579
♪ The party went out ♪

1463
01:19:39,591 --> 01:19:44,100
♪ Searching for sound ♪

1464
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:47,566
♪ If you wanna be found ♪

1465
01:19:47,566 --> 01:19:52,143
♪ Come out, come out ♪

1466
01:19:52,143 --> 01:19:57,143
♪ Beams of light ♪

1467
01:19:57,147 --> 01:20:01,341
♪ Bend around the tree line ♪

1468
01:20:01,341 --> 01:20:04,847
♪ I wanna save your life ♪

1469
01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:09,555
♪ Come show me how ♪

1470
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:12,829
♪ I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna find you ♪

1471
01:20:12,829 --> 01:20:15,318
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪

1472
01:20:15,318 --> 01:20:19,246
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪

1473
01:20:19,246 --> 01:20:22,523
♪ I'll be your search party ♪

1474
01:20:22,523 --> 01:20:27,123
♪ The party died down ♪

1475
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:32,101
♪ It's just me and a flashlight now ♪

1476
01:20:32,101 --> 01:20:35,855
♪ I won't stop till you're found ♪

1477
01:20:35,855 --> 01:20:38,938
♪ Come out, come out ♪

1478
01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:43,660
(suspenseful music)
(crickets chirping)

1479
01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:59,309
(door thuds)

1480
01:21:05,632 --> 01:21:08,383
♪ And I don't mind ♪

1481
01:21:08,383 --> 01:21:09,216
- Katie?

1482
01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:11,727
Um, I'm sorry.

1483
01:21:11,727 --> 01:21:14,968
♪ And it's no good keeping it all inside ♪

1484
01:21:14,968 --> 01:21:17,976
♪ Till you can love again ♪

1485
01:21:19,369 --> 01:21:20,628
(Elle sighs)

1486
01:21:24,758 --> 01:21:26,951
(phone clicking)

1487
01:21:26,951 --> 01:21:28,357
- [Elle Voiceover] In back.

1488
01:21:28,357 --> 01:21:33,357
♪ And I won't have my
outside for nothing ♪

1489
01:21:34,196 --> 01:21:38,838
♪ Oh, I won't be waiting around for you ♪

1490
01:21:38,838 --> 01:21:41,671
♪ I'll be waiting ♪

1491
01:21:43,407 --> 01:21:44,287
- [Waitress] What can I get you?

1492
01:21:44,287 --> 01:21:46,487
- One of your world
famous martinis, please.

1493
01:21:47,889 --> 01:21:48,723
- [Waitress] How old are you?

1494
01:21:48,723 --> 01:21:49,556
- 21.

1495
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,487
- [Waitress] I believe you.

1496
01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:58,157
♪ And I'll be drinking through the night ♪

1497
01:21:58,157 --> 01:22:01,617
♪ Till you wept and saw
the mark on the sign ♪

1498
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,280
- [Elle Voiceover] The
place is almost empty

1499
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,600
except for a bored couple, fat bartender,

1500
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,210
a tired waitress and a
creepy dude who keeps on

1501
01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:12,210
trying to get the courage to talk to me.

1502
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,763
Hurry up before he succeeds.

1503
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,980
Where are you, dude?
- Thank you.

1504
01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:27,043
Thanks.

1505
01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:27,969
- [Elle Voiceover] I'm starting to worry

1506
01:22:27,969 --> 01:22:29,053
that you punked out.

1507
01:22:30,559 --> 01:22:32,809
Or maybe before Kevin left he handcuffed

1508
01:22:32,809 --> 01:22:33,883
you to the stove.

1509
01:22:40,692 --> 01:22:43,334
(thunder rumbling)

1510
01:22:44,684 --> 01:22:46,450
(blinds rustling)

1511
01:22:46,450 --> 01:22:47,282
- Shit.

1512
01:22:50,305 --> 01:22:51,664
(Elle sighs)

1513
01:22:56,212 --> 01:22:58,768
(keyboard clicking)

1514
01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:01,483
- [Elle Voiceover] Raining, fuck.

1515
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:03,952
Get here.

1516
01:23:08,433 --> 01:23:11,420
(sighs) I'm way too drunk to drive.

1517
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,430
Why don't I have your phone number?

1518
01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:16,653
Right, it's your stupid
jealous husband's fault.

1519
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,860
You know, if they really
think that we're such whores

1520
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,423
then why are they even with us?

1521
01:23:23,557 --> 01:23:26,500
It makes me sick that Kevin
made you keep me a secret.

1522
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,740
He's a jerk.

1523
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,532
Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch.

1524
01:23:31,046 --> 01:23:32,610
What the hell happened to you?

1525
01:23:32,610 --> 01:23:34,210
Did you get into a car accident?

1526
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,041
(rain pattering)

1527
01:23:45,094 --> 01:23:46,733
(crickets chirping)

1528
01:23:48,008 --> 01:23:49,200
(Elle sighs)

1529
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,510
(hand knocking)

1530
01:23:58,955 --> 01:24:00,914
(doorbell ringing)

1531
01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:13,090
- [Man] Can I help you?

1532
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:14,340
- Yes.

1533
01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:17,053
Do you have a reservation
for an Elle Overton?

1534
01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:20,963
- Um, nope.

1535
01:24:23,660 --> 01:24:24,513
- Really? Okay.

1536
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:27,760
Wow.
- Oh, oh, wait, wait.

1537
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,070
Yeah, sorry.

1538
01:24:29,070 --> 01:24:30,710
E. Overton, yep.

1539
01:24:30,710 --> 01:24:31,543
Paid in full.

1540
01:24:34,150 --> 01:24:37,750
- And is it just for myself?

1541
01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:40,748
- Um, single, smoking.

1542
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,213
I'd have to see some ID.

1543
01:24:44,378 --> 01:24:45,210
- Right.

1544
01:24:46,599 --> 01:24:47,862
Oh, sorry.

1545
01:24:47,862 --> 01:24:48,946
There you go.

1546
01:24:53,702 --> 01:24:55,000
- [Man] Here we go.

1547
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:58,593
Checkout's at 11, room is
right down there on the left.

1548
01:25:01,490 --> 01:25:03,340
- And did she get a room for herself?

1549
01:25:05,050 --> 01:25:06,250
- [Man] Right next door.

1550
01:25:08,030 --> 01:25:09,580
- Is there a door between them?

1551
01:25:10,530 --> 01:25:11,362
- [Man] Nope.

1552
01:25:15,231 --> 01:25:16,895
- Is she in there right now?

1553
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:18,993
- Nope.

1554
01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,723
- Thank you, thanks.

1555
01:25:24,723 --> 01:25:25,710
- Enjoy.

1556
01:25:25,710 --> 01:25:29,210
(light dramatic music)
(crickets chirping)

1557
01:25:55,695 --> 01:25:57,312
(door squeaking)

1558
01:25:59,338 --> 01:26:00,663
(door clicks)

1559
01:26:05,695 --> 01:26:07,245
(heavy breathing)

1560
01:26:19,112 --> 01:26:21,179
(light dramatic music continues)

1561
01:26:50,002 --> 01:26:51,282
(keyboard clicking)

1562
01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,120
- [Elle Voiceover] I'm in the room.

1563
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,690
It's not bad.

1564
01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,610
I can't let you pay for it, though,

1565
01:26:57,610 --> 01:27:00,553
especially since I'm leaving
as soon as I'm okay to drive.

1566
01:27:06,864 --> 01:27:07,873
(Elle sighs)

1567
01:27:18,170 --> 01:27:19,295
(Elle sighs)

1568
01:27:26,154 --> 01:27:28,137
(light music)

1569
01:27:35,971 --> 01:27:37,296
(crickets chirping)

1570
01:27:45,919 --> 01:27:47,511
(thunder rumbling)

1571
01:27:54,697 --> 01:27:55,731
(Elle sighs)

1572
01:28:01,559 --> 01:28:03,800
(light dramatic music)

1573
01:28:11,674 --> 01:28:12,898
(computer dings)

1574
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:21,708
- [Katie Voiceover] I'm here, bitch.

1575
01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:25,413
- (sighs) Okay.

1576
01:28:37,136 --> 01:28:38,853
(car engine rumbling)

1577
01:28:47,869 --> 01:28:48,936
(door thuds)

1578
01:28:53,861 --> 01:28:55,371
(blinds rustling)

1579
01:28:55,371 --> 01:28:57,945
(hand knocking)

1580
01:28:57,945 --> 01:28:58,906
(Elle sighs)

1581
01:29:00,123 --> 01:29:00,956
(door creaks)

1582
01:29:00,956 --> 01:29:02,356
(loud thud)

1583
01:29:07,463 --> 01:29:09,416
(light music)
(bugs trilling)

1584
01:29:11,050 --> 01:29:13,290
- [Female Reader] Dear Katie,
I've only left New Mexico

1585
01:29:13,290 --> 01:29:15,860
one time and it was for boarding school.

1586
01:29:15,860 --> 01:29:18,430
I've never even see the ocean.

1587
01:29:18,430 --> 01:29:20,725
I want an exciting life like yours.

1588
01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:23,469
- [Female Reader] Hi, Katie.

1589
01:29:23,469 --> 01:29:25,650
My name is Annie Dormer.

1590
01:29:25,650 --> 01:29:28,090
I feel faintly idiotic
even typing your name

1591
01:29:28,090 --> 01:29:29,770
because you're a fictional character,

1592
01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:33,253
but I just wanted to say
I wish you were real.

1593
01:29:37,230 --> 01:29:39,230
- [Female Reader] Katie,
is this really the best

1594
01:29:39,230 --> 01:29:40,740
our society can do?

1595
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,559
To treat females this way?

1596
01:29:42,559 --> 01:29:45,653
We're the world's mothers,
sisters and daughters.

1597
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,400
- [Annie Voiceover] Annie
Dormer again, I just had

1598
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,290
the weirdest dream about you.

1599
01:29:51,290 --> 01:29:53,080
We were at a party, you
said that you were gonna

1600
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,980
have sex with this hot guy you just met

1601
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:56,393
and did I wanna watch?

1602
01:29:57,330 --> 01:30:02,112
I got scared because
for some reason I did.

1603
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,450
- [Female Reader] Katie,
my dad died at work.

1604
01:30:06,450 --> 01:30:08,880
He was basically cut in two.

1605
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,290
I don't think I even loved him,

1606
01:30:10,290 --> 01:30:14,728
but just like you, his
death scarred me for life.

1607
01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:18,778
- [Annie] The whole world
is drowning in lies.

1608
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,770
Our hearts are in constant pain

1609
01:30:23,030 --> 01:30:26,320
of a sort we can neither
identify nor feel.

1610
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:30,452
We're not human, just virtually human.

1611
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,969
Your honest, brave, lively spirit is just

1612
01:30:34,969 --> 01:30:36,520
what the world needs right now.

1613
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,309
What I need.

1614
01:30:46,351 --> 01:30:47,568
(computer dings)

1615
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:01,075
(haunting music)

1616
01:31:09,879 --> 01:31:11,646
(light dramatic music)

1617
01:33:06,110 --> 01:33:08,777
(ominous music)

1618
01:33:16,157 --> 01:33:19,490
(light dramatic music)