1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Translated with www.deepsubtitles.com 2 00:00:15,459 --> 00:00:19,584 VISIT THAILAND NOW! 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:27,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:43,709 Hello? It's me. How far have we got? 5 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:48,042 - We're pretty much there. - We are? I'll say. 6 00:00:48,209 --> 00:00:51,459 And the doll? Did you get rid of it? 7 00:00:51,626 --> 00:00:56,001 Yes, it's been taken care of. You don't need it. to worry about anymore. 8 00:00:56,167 --> 00:01:00,834 Great. And what about their main witness? 9 00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:09,292 Don't worry about it. 10 00:01:12,126 --> 00:01:16,209 - They don't have a key witness. - That's what I like to hear. 11 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,001 And the list, do you have it? 12 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:22,667 I got it right here. All the names and addresses. 13 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:27,042 There's no loose ends. You are... halfway to freedom, Eberfrö. 14 00:01:27,209 --> 00:01:32,626 That's it. That's it. I'd like to see that, who can stop me now. 15 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:45,292 (Breathing heavily) Watchful look in the eye 16 00:01:45,459 --> 00:01:47,792 Ice water in the bloodstream nerves on the outside of my clothes 17 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,584 when the moon hangs high over the roofs of the city 18 00:01:49,751 --> 00:01:52,459 the hooded one sues claims the city back 19 00:01:52,626 --> 00:01:54,792 next level time to get those shoes sharpened 20 00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:57,251 get in the way up the hill to a higher plateau 21 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,751 next level drop everything to stop' while the game is good 22 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:02,126 Ready for the next level the gentlemanly two's 23 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,834 next level no scraper And that's the way it's gonna be 24 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,709 ♪ It's a good time ♪ You just give it another gear 25 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:09,376 Next level, the excitement grows It goes without saying 26 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,209 # If you put your ass on the line ♪ It stings ♪ 27 00:02:12,376 --> 00:02:14,251 The best man stinks in his limp slumber 28 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:17,084 shielded by a hero Without superpowers and capeless 29 00:02:17,251 --> 00:02:19,209 war on the paths traps in the tunnels 30 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:21,667 prowling in bushes And give the bullies the heave-ho 31 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,709 The Batmobile is at the door So hop in 32 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:26,501 ♪ Observe, patrol ♪ In my hood like Robin 33 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,626 You say you don't understand why It's something I gotta make sure of 34 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,542 But I'll ask If I don't, who the hell will? 35 00:02:30,709 --> 00:02:33,334 Next level it's about to hit Now that you can 36 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,626 Don't just leave shit alone But take care of it 37 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:38,167 next level people who just give up It's too easy 38 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:40,417 You've got that responsibility You can't take it, can you? 39 00:02:40,584 --> 00:02:42,709 next level Make your presence felt with a smashing sail 40 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:45,167 Beyond the steppes Sticks and stones Roofs and tiles 41 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:47,792 next level give it your all 42 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:52,042 runs vertically up the wall even though the wall is steep 43 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:15,167 - Good morning. - Good morning, manse. 44 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:18,751 - You want some breakfast? - Yes, please. 45 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:22,209 - Is it under the cement? - Hey, you. 46 00:03:23,084 --> 00:03:25,417 - Hey! - Hi, honey. 47 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:29,042 - So, how'd it go? - It went great! Sune? 48 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,001 - I'm playing! - Sune's getting a game... 49 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:36,834 - Come down here! I have good news! - I'm coming! 50 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:40,417 - Good morning, Aske. - Good morning, Jørn. 51 00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:44,376 - Oh, Jørn. Didn't we agree... - It's summer vacation. 52 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:49,751 - Basser! How many can you take? - Go to it. There must be for Cinderella. 53 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:53,834 - Are they from the vegan bakery? - No, they're not. Isn't it out of business? 54 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:57,167 - Why do you have paint on your hands? - Well... 55 00:03:57,334 --> 00:04:01,459 Well, listen, guys. I've been working with my digestive app. 56 00:04:01,626 --> 00:04:05,667 - and I've hit some speed bumps, but it's been worth it. 57 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:09,751 - Did you sell it, honey? - Not just sold it. 58 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,376 Nordic Fitness has purchased the rights and hired me. 59 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:17,167 - as master coach and chief developer for their nutrition program. 60 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:20,709 But that's amazing! Jørn as a manager! 61 00:04:20,876 --> 00:04:23,042 - Oh, right. - Congratulations. 62 00:04:23,209 --> 00:04:26,376 - Fucking nice, Dad. - So, Sune. The language. 63 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:33,209 But that's not the only thing. Voilà. An advance of 150,000 kroner. 64 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:36,501 That's a fucking lie. 65 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:40,126 Yes, it's just for the hell of it, or what? 66 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:44,917 I want to celebrate by inviting you all on a vacation. 67 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:48,376 - Are we going travelling? - That's fantastic! 68 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:51,042 - Oh, great! - So where are we going? 69 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:55,876 We have to vote on it, so I made a suggestion box. 70 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:59,751 - and the idea is that you write your wish and put it in the... 71 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:04,167 - So you put it in the box? - Couldn't we come to Spain? 72 00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:08,292 Let's think about it, and we'll use the suggestion box. 73 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:11,917 - There's also something exciting in Germany. - Or Spain. 74 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:16,167 - Frankfurt, for example. - Hey, you need the box, honey. 75 00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:21,167 - I know, I know, I know. - You're amazing, honey. 76 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:24,542 - I can't believe we're going away. - I know, right? 77 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:27,501 - Yes, whoo! - Oh, my gosh. 78 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:32,834 Hi, this is Jessica... 79 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:37,542 ...voice mail. I'm on it. with something important. Please leave a message. 80 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:43,209 Hi, this is Aske. Did you get my messages? It's been a while... 81 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,459 - And I miss you like crazy! Møs! - Don't do that! 82 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:50,626 - What are you going to vote for? - Frankfurt. 83 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:54,334 - The hell you are! - And you don't talk to each other. 84 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:57,376 - Don't you write Spain? - Why not? 85 00:05:57,542 --> 00:06:00,917 That's where the Spanish pipes come from. You know, the ones you can eat. 86 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:05,001 - They're only called cane in Denmark. - They're called churros all over the world. 87 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:09,292 It means fried dough in Spanish. I googled it. 88 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:12,626 Why are you going to Spain? You can just go to Tivoli. 89 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:16,292 We can't go on a fucking holiday in Tivoli. Come on, Aske. 90 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:20,167 Spain! Spain! Spain! 91 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:23,417 If I write Spain, will you get out? 92 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:28,542 - Yes! Cool, bro! Two for everybody! - Mm. 93 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:32,251 Or... Fuck Frankfurt! 94 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:45,001 How long do I have to wait? There's nothing to get 95 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:49,751 at least equal if we' okay 96 00:06:50,626 --> 00:06:55,917 How cold is your heart? Every time I check it's 97 00:06:56,084 --> 00:07:00,292 the same I see on my display 98 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:06,834 Three dots looking at me For an eternity 99 00:07:07,001 --> 00:07:10,667 Three dots with a power that is quite sinister 100 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:18,167 Three dots, no words But a clear message 101 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:21,667 Three dots say it all You'll never know 102 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:31,667 Parkour! Le parkour! Street movement! 103 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:36,542 Invented in Jamaica by the paperboys as an antidote to snow. 104 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:40,834 - Yeah! More energy! - Come on, relax. I guess she writes. 105 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:46,167 Aren't you guys dating? You were standing kissing at the graduation party. 106 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:50,917 We haven't talked in a week, and I've written several times. 107 00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:54,667 - Why don't you go over there? - I can't come over. 108 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:59,834 87.5% of all women prefer.., their partner to be more proactive. 109 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,501 Why don't you drive by her on your way home? 110 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,959 - Girls love it when you're spontaneous. - And fragrant. 111 00:08:06,126 --> 00:08:09,626 Ash! Concentration! Have you got that jump under control? 112 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:12,376 Yeah, I got it. No. Not quite. 113 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:15,626 Then it's a bad time to have a talk club. 114 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:18,709 - Come on, Aske. - Yeah, you got it this time. 115 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,251 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Whoo-hoo! 116 00:08:23,751 --> 00:08:27,084 - Goddamn it! - Fuck. 117 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:30,876 Ash! Where's your confidence? Man up. 118 00:08:31,042 --> 00:08:35,917 Obstacles aren't real. They only exist in your mind. 119 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,751 Now get moving! 120 00:08:47,376 --> 00:08:50,126 Hey, Jess... What's up, Jessica? 121 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:53,834 Well, I just stopped by on my way home from practice. 122 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:58,376 You know, uh... I work out. Yeah, are you crazy? 123 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,209 Goodbye, Aske. I was about making yellow peas. Want to come in? 124 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:09,917 - Is Jessica home? - She is. 125 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:13,501 - She's been waiting for you. - Has she? 126 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:16,709 She's all dressed up. for over an hour now. 127 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:20,417 Jessica? It's the prince. on the white horse! 128 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:24,959 Are you going to taste it? Yellow peas, Cinderella. There's nothing better. 129 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:28,042 - I think I'll stand. - It needs pesto. 130 00:09:28,209 --> 00:09:33,876 - Hi, guys. Aske? What are you doing here? - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Well, I'm going to something... 131 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:37,584 - Oh, Jessica's got a guy over! - What's up, bad boy? 132 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:42,001 - Oh, okay. It's just Aske. - False alarm after all. Hey, girlie. 133 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,792 - Hi, Mie. - I'm Fie. 134 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,376 - No, that's right. - Right, sorry. It's me. 135 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:52,417 Hey, honey. Are we too early? He's not coming, is he? 136 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:55,834 - Well, we agreed no kids, right? - High-five! 137 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:59,667 - Can you go upstairs? - If you'd rather be free of us... 138 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:03,459 To get a price tag right in the forehead. 50% off. 139 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:07,501 - Hashtag yellow and free. - Hashtag used strollers. 140 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:11,584 It's super sweet that you stopped by, but it's not so good today. 141 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:15,417 - I'm going to a party. - Can I just come? 142 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:19,501 Yeah, but that's just because it's some people from high school. 143 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:22,876 I'm not saying, you're being childish or anything... 144 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:26,917 - Is that Marco calling? - No, we're waiting for Jessica. 145 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:31,917 - He's just such a bad boy. - Jessica, hurry up. 146 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:35,626 Cinderella, I'll see you later. one of these days, right? 147 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:39,376 Bad boy? 148 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:51,626 - Hello? - What's up, did you go to Jessica's? 149 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:54,417 No, I just got a little busy. 150 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:58,417 Ulysses? After everything with Glenn and that... 151 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:03,459 You don't say, I was such a bad boy? 152 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:08,709 - Oh, okay. Why is that so funny? - You're just a different guy. 153 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:13,167 You're like... You're just so... so Aske. 154 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:15,792 But Glenn and the fight? 155 00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:20,209 Bad boy, that's more like it, how to talk to the girls. 156 00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:25,876 Confidence, like. Girls love, when you're in the driver's seat and you say: 157 00:11:26,042 --> 00:11:29,667 - Hey, bitch, this is how it's gonna be! - Trunte? Okay. 158 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:33,126 - You're so funny, Cinderella. Bad boy. - Ulysses? 159 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:36,251 Hello? Ulysses? 160 00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,792 Ah! 161 00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:22,334 You drive like a broken arm, human. 162 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:28,334 - Is that really you? Ow, damn it! - Nice to see you. 163 00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:31,959 Do you know how much I have missed you? I thought you were dead. 164 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,792 I fucking am. I've been dead for 400 years. 165 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:39,334 - Yeah, but dead. - I guess you're never really dead. 166 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:42,751 Pick me up. Something's wrong, human. 167 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:46,459 - I can feel it. - Shit. Maybe your leg's broken. 168 00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:50,626 There must be something wrong with our mission since I showed up here. 169 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:55,626 - So you didn't come on your own? - A spirit doesn't go on a social call. 170 00:12:55,792 --> 00:13:00,251 We're bound to each other by a vow to get revenge on a child killer. 171 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:04,751 - I thought we'd done that. - We need to find out what happened. 172 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:09,876 But first things first. Do you have any cold cabbage at home? 173 00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:12,792 I didn't think so, it was a social visit. 174 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,584 Nobody says we can't have it. while we're getting our revenge. 175 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,959 Watch the stomach. Hedgehogs can't take milk. 176 00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:25,626 Fuck milk, I just need I just need cold cabbage. Well, that's the mission. 177 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:31,709 Hm. "Narcotics-Faced Toy Giant released. Evidence Gone." 178 00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:34,501 - There's something about this. - In that one? 179 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,751 Yeah, hold on. 180 00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:46,376 Phillip Eberfrø, who is imprisoned for murder and drug smuggling. 181 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:50,584 - will now be released, as all evidence against him has disappeared. 182 00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:55,584 The teddy bear has disappeared from an otherwise guarded evidence warehouse. 183 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,542 I wasn't a teddy bear! 184 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:05,001 Crown witness, children's factory manager Chan Bam Yu, has been found dead. 185 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,376 He's the one with the bamboo stick. 186 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:13,042 A list of ten children who were witnesses have also disappeared. 187 00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:17,209 The prosecution has has no legal power 188 00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,792 - to detain Eberfrö. 189 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:25,209 Yet Eberfrø's lawyer, Carsten Nokken Gahn, is not satisfied. 190 00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:29,876 No, I am not satisfied. The judge has confiscated Mr Eberfrø's passport. 191 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:33,709 - so he can't leave Thailand until the case is closed. 192 00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:37,501 My client is innocent and has suffered unnecessarily in prison. 193 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,667 The judge denies to release him before the 16th. 194 00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:42,334 That's next week! 195 00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:45,042 A week is a long time in prison. 196 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,626 We have to be there. 197 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:54,126 In Thailand? I promised Sune, we were going to Spain. 198 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:59,626 You promised Eberfrø would go to jail. You still owe me. 199 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:04,584 Because you pushed Glenn? I'll pay. rocking interest on that debt? 200 00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:09,292 - We still need proof. - Then we'll have to find some proof. 201 00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:12,876 - We can't just do that. - Hey, we're ninjas. 202 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,251 We'll have to improvise. 203 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,876 You said "we"? You said "we" are ninjas. 204 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:25,126 Wouldn't you say that we were kind of bad boy-ish? 205 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,167 Yeah, well, okay, I'm a ninja. 206 00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:31,251 So I guess pretty bad boy-ish. 207 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,792 - But what am I? - A kid? 208 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:38,626 If I'm on the mission, aren't I also a ninja? 209 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,917 Ninja is nothing, you can become that way. 210 00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:45,084 - It's something you're born to do. - Well. 211 00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:49,542 But if you help with the mission, ...I suppose it's only fair... 212 00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:54,167 - that you, by way of exception. ...you'll be made a ninja apprentice. 213 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:58,417 - Really? - And that's some bad boy shit. 214 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:02,959 Why don't you start by finding out.., how to get to Thailand. 215 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:06,917 Ash? Oh, mommy's little vet. 216 00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:11,417 That's very sweet, but you're have to keep him in the shed. 217 00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:15,542 Jørn has an allergy. to having an animal in the house. 218 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:21,626 - Is he allergic to hedgehogs? - Do we have any antihistamines? 219 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,959 He has to stay in the shed. 220 00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:35,042 You don't mean that. I can't be here. 221 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:39,834 - Not for long, anyway. - You need to get into another body. 222 00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:42,917 We can't have a hedgehog on the plane. 223 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:46,501 - I threw out my teddy bears. - I'm not gonna be a teddy bear! 224 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:51,251 - So is there anything like this? - And there's something like this. 225 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:54,292 - It's got moving legs. - And boobs! 226 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:58,001 - I'm not gonna be a bitch. - The Middle Ages are over. 227 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:02,334 - Girls are just as good as boys. - Yeah, sewing and cooking. 228 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:04,417 - What? What? What? - Sew! 229 00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:07,751 Who's sick? 230 00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:11,334 Ah! Mm! 231 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:15,084 Take a bread-free morning 232 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,376 You can't blow with flour in your mouth 233 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,251 Mommy? 234 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,834 celiac gluten free 235 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,376 - take it away so you' sweet - Mom? 236 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:30,251 coeliac one man's bread another man's... 237 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,709 - Hello! Mommy! Mommy! - Yes? 238 00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,917 Can you... Do you remember my checkered ninja? 239 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:39,584 Yeah, the one from Uncle Stewart? Where did it go, anyway? 240 00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:43,751 I lost it. So I was thinking, if you could make me a new one? 241 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:48,042 - A ninja doll? - Same size, button eyes. 242 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:51,126 - You remember what it looked like, don't you? - Oh, yeah. 243 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:56,626 Actually, I think I have something some nice plaid over in the batting cage. 244 00:17:56,792 --> 00:18:01,042 Nobody's pulling out! I'm just gonna... get my camera. It's for the app. 245 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:04,584 It'll be exciting, where we're going on vacation. 246 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,167 - About that... - Spain! 247 00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:12,292 And remember, you don't talk about the trip. You can easily influence each other. 248 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:20,584 I'll see you later. Where's the nudist beach? Olé! 249 00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,751 Hm... Mom? 250 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,751 I saw this super cool movie on YouTube called... 251 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,709 ... "Thailand - vegan paradise". 252 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:36,376 - Vegan's? - Yeah, there's virtually no meat. 253 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:42,001 They're Buddhists and very concerned with spiritual development. 254 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,709 It might be fun to see one day. 255 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,917 We're not talking about, what we're voting for, right? 256 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:50,167 Oh, no, honey. 257 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:53,959 I'm happy, too, as long as we're together. 258 00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:58,709 Then I can walk around in Frankfurt and eat pork. 259 00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:05,167 Thailand - vegan paradise. 260 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,126 THAILAND TRAVEL 261 00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,876 KAH SI ATH PRISON 262 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:39,042 Siren? Here we go. We open the suggestion box. 263 00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:44,959 Aske, are you coming? We're gonna play eagle eye! 264 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:53,042 The situation is that there is four votes left in the ballot box. 265 00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:57,501 You can't vote for yourself, and you can't vote blank. 266 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:01,042 Yes. 267 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:06,001 So, Fnuggi. We're just gonna to be here together. 268 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:10,334 I finished your teddy bear. It's so cute. 269 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,251 Frankfurt. 270 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,626 Hm. Spain. 271 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:24,209 - What? Thailand. - Well. 272 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:31,042 Still in disagreement. That is, the last vote could be decisive. 273 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,334 Uh, well? 274 00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,792 And, uh... 275 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,834 - Thailand? - Whoo! What? 276 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:48,084 - It's exciting, huh? - Yeah, it's... 277 00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:52,584 Thailand, it's expensive... or far away. And isn't it rainy season? 278 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:57,126 It's the best time to travel to Thailand. And the cheapest. 279 00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:01,792 See the price of this hotel. Well, it's just a suggestion. 280 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:06,251 But it's in a great location. Yeah, I actually booked it. 281 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,709 Mommy's little tour guide. 282 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:12,292 - You're a fucking shit, you are! - Sune! 283 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:16,126 Tell me, have you talked? 284 00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:19,251 Well... I'm going out. and check on the hedgehog. 285 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:23,792 Hi, Jessica. It's me. It's me. I'm going on vacation here. 286 00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:27,667 - but as soon as I get home, you and I are gonna get together. 287 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,626 And that's the way it's gonna be. Trunte. 288 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:38,334 Or you can just call, when you get this message. Bye. 289 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:42,334 Hey, I got good news! We're going to Thailand! 290 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:48,834 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 291 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:52,167 It's all that cold cabbage. 292 00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:56,126 You're all warm. Your heart. 293 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:59,917 We gotta get you into that new body! 294 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:03,542 Mommy! Mommy! Were you finished with my ninja doll? 295 00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:07,876 Yes, I finished! I hope you like it. There were some details... 296 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,834 It's perfect, Mom. Thank you, Mom. 297 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,751 - T.N., I have your body. - Just put it down. 298 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,501 - You mean just here? - And then hurry out! 299 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:21,167 - Well... - Now! 300 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:42,167 Oh, my God. There's thunder in the air, huh? 301 00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:44,959 - Well, do you like it? - Oh, well... 302 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:49,667 Doesn't it just look like the old one? to a dot? 303 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:54,126 I look like shit! Such a cock-bitch pattern! 304 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:58,751 - That's all my mother had. - You don't have fabric like that. 305 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:03,584 Unless you're building bulletin boards for Santa Claus. I'm scratching. 306 00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:07,751 On the other hand, you are 100% organic. And now you can move freely. 307 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:12,917 No, I can't. People will think, I'm a girl. Checkered chick ninja. 308 00:23:13,084 --> 00:23:16,626 Doesn't it matter? It's what's on the inside. 309 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:20,417 What's on the inside? I weigh the same as Sune. Is it rice? 310 00:23:20,584 --> 00:23:24,167 I think it's yellow peas. There's nothing better. 311 00:23:24,334 --> 00:23:30,001 I'm so heavy in the ass. And I don't even have a sword. 312 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:35,292 You've got an apprentice. I have... arranged for us to go to Thailand. 313 00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:38,959 So couldn't we just try to focus on the mission? 314 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:43,542 Oh, for God's sake. You're right, apprentice. The mission above all. 315 00:23:45,709 --> 00:23:50,917 Over land and city To the ends of the earth 316 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:55,792 Show style On new and strange ground 317 00:23:55,959 --> 00:24:00,959 Ready for adventure Get to know yourself 318 00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:05,459 put on that smile put your stamp down 319 00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:10,709 Now we're on our way So come if you're coming 320 00:24:10,876 --> 00:24:16,334 Pack your gear ♪ 'Cause we're leaving ♪ 321 00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:21,542 ♪ Forget your guilt and shame ♪ ♪ We're gonna get it on ♪ 322 00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:25,876 ♪ We're on our way ♪ # We'll never look back 323 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:37,584 Well, well, well. I'll say, huh? What do you say, Fnuggi? 324 00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:43,167 I say it's a long way from Spain. Dibs on the window seat! 325 00:24:43,334 --> 00:24:48,292 We must have turned off the air conditioning. It's going right into my sinuses. 326 00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:52,917 Well, there's the notepad. And a shoe horn. 327 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:57,584 It's quite a hotel, you found. And at that price. 328 00:24:57,751 --> 00:25:00,709 And what a setting. 329 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:06,417 - What's that cement block? - The great Kah Si Ath prison. 330 00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:10,751 Why the hell did you choose.., to live right next to a prison? 331 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:14,417 They have great breakfast. It's supposed to be I wouldn't be surprised if they had churros. 332 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:18,667 - And at that price. - It's cheaper outside the city. 333 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:24,667 And it's a business hotel, so it's easier to deduct on your taxes. 334 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:29,167 Well, Mother's little accountant. Come on, Jørn, we'll sleep in here. 335 00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:32,709 Connecting doors. Luxury. 336 00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:41,834 - What's up? - We're in Thailand. 337 00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:46,584 - Already? What time is it? - Quarter to 12. Boar's Frog will be released at 2. 338 00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:50,542 - Okay, good. So we have four... - Two hours and 15 minutes. 339 00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:55,876 - We have to be there on time. - And what do we do after that? 340 00:25:56,042 --> 00:26:01,042 - Why are you talking to your teddy bear? - Can't you just mind your own business? 341 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:05,626 How can that be? is it so gay? 342 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:08,042 Just because it has hearts on it? 343 00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:12,292 Both that and a little of that, that it's just so gay. 344 00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:16,584 - So what if it is gay? - You keep it in your own bed. 345 00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:21,376 - You don't think it has taste? - Yes, it has great taste. In women's clothes. 346 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:29,792 So, what does the squad say? Who wants to go knock over Thailand? 347 00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:36,334 Hello, family. Welcome. You wanna buy? 348 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:42,584 - Can't we rent scooters, Dad? - What? No, it's too dangerous. 349 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:48,292 - A drone! Can't I have this? - Isn't it very expensive, Fnuggi? 350 00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:51,501 No meat. I'm a vegetarian. 351 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:56,751 - This one, please. - Thank you. 352 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:02,667 - Oh, my God, Jørn! Look, fish therapy! - What? 353 00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:06,626 You should try it. It should be so healthy. 354 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,167 - Shouldn't we do it? My treat. - Okay. 355 00:27:10,334 --> 00:27:12,751 Hello. Can we try the fish? 356 00:27:12,917 --> 00:27:16,417 You have to take three quarters, if you want this to work. 357 00:27:16,584 --> 00:27:20,126 - Yes, three quarters. - Should we wait for that? 358 00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:23,417 - I'm really hungry. - Then you buy that drone. 359 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:27,917 It could be your holiday present. It's something we usually drive. 360 00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:33,209 - It's not that much fun, is it? - It's the fish! Oh, it tickles! 361 00:27:33,376 --> 00:27:36,501 Don't you just think, it tickles, Jørn? 362 00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:39,917 Well... Hm... No... 363 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:44,917 - Can I walk around alone? - Alone? Oh, you know... 364 00:27:45,084 --> 00:27:49,542 Sirene, Cinderella is getting big. He needs to find himself. 365 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,876 All right, then. Mommy's little lonely wanderer. 366 00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:56,751 - Why does Cinderella have to walk alone? - You can walk around too. 367 00:27:56,917 --> 00:28:02,084 I don't like walking around alone. Ad, a cat! I hate cats. 368 00:28:02,251 --> 00:28:05,626 - Why don't you walk together? - No! Or... 369 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:08,876 I need to find myself. Alone. 370 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,667 Find yourself? You're standing right there. 371 00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:15,626 Hm. 372 00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:25,626 We made it. He hasn't come out yet. 373 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:35,001 Case in point: the controversial toy manufacturer Phillip Eberfrø - 374 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:39,042 - will today be released on bail from Kah Si Ath prison... 375 00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:43,001 - What time is it? - Five minutes to. I've got something. 376 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:46,584 - For me? What is it? What is it? - Something you've been missing. 377 00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:50,501 - So you're mission ready. - Is that a sword? 378 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:54,126 But hey, nothing with killing and blood and stuff. 379 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:58,001 - No, no, no, no, no. What kind of sword is it? - It's from a video game. 380 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:01,501 So you don't know which one's in. I bought the last one. 381 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:06,459 The sword isn't just a weapon. It's the ninja's very identity! 382 00:29:06,626 --> 00:29:11,126 And now it seems something happening in the back. 383 00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:16,667 This is it! 384 00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:18,834 Mr. Boar Frog? 385 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:24,542 - Boar Frog! - Take me! 386 00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:27,959 - Take a look over here! - Look and listen. 387 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,334 - Boar Frog! - Hello! 388 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:36,251 - Bye-bye. Hello, hello. - Can I ask you a question? 389 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:40,084 - How does it feel to be released? - It's a big day for me. 390 00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:42,709 And for the rule of law. 391 00:29:42,876 --> 00:29:47,126 Excuse me, Phillip. conditions in Thai prisons? 392 00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:52,917 Are you used to the hotels in Thailand? I don't think there's much difference. 393 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:57,209 But it's a lot easier to get a knife in the stomach than a cold coke. 394 00:29:57,376 --> 00:30:02,459 - So what's next? - Now I need a cold coke. 395 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:08,626 How does it feel to hit a little boy with a bamboo cane? 396 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:12,959 - It wasn't... I didn't... - I don't really understand... 397 00:30:13,126 --> 00:30:16,459 Now you're innocent, until proven otherwise. 398 00:30:16,626 --> 00:30:20,834 And then I think we'll say thank you for now. Come on, Phillip. 399 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:25,251 - Mr. Boar Frog! - I said thank you for today. 400 00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:29,959 - Did you kill anyone? - We need an answer! 401 00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:33,667 - You're not letting him out of your sight! - Excuse me, sir? 402 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,042 Follow that car! 403 00:30:53,626 --> 00:31:00,292 - Welcome, sir. Would you like a table? - Thank you, sir. The usual. 404 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:07,126 - Just a minute. - She's cute, huh? 405 00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:10,876 Then you should see her little sister. That's very fucking good... 406 00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:15,042 - Hello. Glug, glug? - A Sprite, please. 407 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:19,084 - Sprite? Okay. How cute. - What did she say? 408 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:24,376 - She said you looked cool. - I'm gonna sneak closer. 409 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:28,876 - Okay. Okay. Okay. Be careful. Be careful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm listening, you're watching. 410 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:35,334 - There you go. - You still want a Coke? 411 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:38,876 No way. I'm thinking, we should have champagne. 412 00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:42,042 Something to celebrate. Here's to freedom. 413 00:31:42,209 --> 00:31:44,584 Yeah, cheers. 414 00:31:46,334 --> 00:31:49,917 - Hey, is he looking at us? - Who's looking at us? That guy? 415 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:54,126 Hello? Yeah, uh... 416 00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:57,209 - Phillip, it's just a kid. - Yes. 417 00:31:57,376 --> 00:32:00,501 You're right. I guess I'm just a little paranoid. 418 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:03,459 - Sprite for you. - Very funny. 419 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:09,084 - Hello? - Hi. Have you come to Thailand? 420 00:32:09,251 --> 00:32:13,292 I didn't mean to interrupt. How are you doing with everything? 421 00:32:13,459 --> 00:32:16,542 I'm fine. But I can't talk now. 422 00:32:16,709 --> 00:32:19,542 Do you have the list of the children's names? 423 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,959 It's at the club. It wasn't easy to get. 424 00:32:23,126 --> 00:32:27,167 - Maybe you talked to Jessica? - Uh, no. Why? 425 00:32:27,334 --> 00:32:31,167 She's got her tongue down her throat. on that plastic rocker. 426 00:32:31,334 --> 00:32:33,417 What are you talking about? 427 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:37,417 - I'm thinking 20,000 euros for the list. - All right, then. 428 00:32:37,584 --> 00:32:41,376 - And you'll take care of the kids yourself? - I got no problem with that. 429 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:44,376 You've seen the pictures, right? 430 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:48,584 - What pictures? - You better check them out. 431 00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:53,584 If the police find those kids before you do, you can kiss your freedom goodbye. 432 00:32:53,751 --> 00:32:57,334 - I'm well aware of that. - As long as we're on the same page. 433 00:32:57,501 --> 00:32:59,792 What the fuck? 434 00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:03,876 - What the hell is she doing? - Hey! Human! 435 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:09,251 That's what girls do, Cinderella. They can't resist a bad boy. 436 00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:16,167 Are you there? 437 00:33:17,084 --> 00:33:18,709 Aske? 438 00:33:20,084 --> 00:33:22,709 Hello? 439 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:26,459 Let's meet at the club. You need to look at some ladies. 440 00:33:26,626 --> 00:33:30,542 Right now I'm only interested in getting my hands on those kids. 441 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:35,501 Uh, that came out wrong. Shall we say 10:00? 442 00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:37,292 - Talk to me. - Shit! 443 00:33:37,459 --> 00:33:41,626 - You can make it to the bank. - Yeah. Cheers. 444 00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:47,834 You're finished, baby killer! 445 00:33:48,751 --> 00:33:53,584 What? What? What? No, thank you. Go away. 446 00:33:55,626 --> 00:33:58,459 - Are you there? - I gotta run. 447 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:03,334 Thank you. 448 00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:07,834 It suddenly got so hot. I think I'll go home. 449 00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:13,292 Okay. I have to get up and train anyway. I'll see you later. Don't forget the money. 450 00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:16,209 Shit, he's leaving. 451 00:34:16,376 --> 00:34:19,251 - Tuk-tuk, please. - Go get him! 452 00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:23,542 - Are you leaving now? That'll be 50 baht. - Excuse me, one moment. 453 00:34:23,709 --> 00:34:26,542 Oh no! Oh, shit! 454 00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:29,792 - The lawyer! - Let's go. 455 00:34:32,709 --> 00:34:35,209 - Fuck. - What the fuck were you doing? 456 00:34:35,376 --> 00:34:38,292 - The mission above all. - It was Jessica... 457 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:42,001 - Ow! You're scratching. - On the other hand, I am 100% organic. 458 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:47,084 - Did you hear anything? - The lawyer's got the list with the kids. 459 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:51,876 Can we get our hands on that list and give it to the and give it to the cops, we're done. 460 00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:54,667 - Where is it? - It's at the club. 461 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:58,334 - What club? - Yes, I didn't get a chance to hear that. 462 00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:03,959 - Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What are we gonna do? - Tell me, are you asking me? 463 00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:09,542 We can sit here and wait, for a clue to fall from the sky. 464 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:14,084 - Did you say "the club"? - Yes, I said the club. 465 00:35:14,251 --> 00:35:16,417 "Lucky Fucky Club." 466 00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:32,459 - Is this where we're eating? - Yes, it is. A little further down. 467 00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:37,292 - I can't believe you're taking us to dinner. - Yeah, you surprised me. 468 00:35:37,459 --> 00:35:41,084 Oh, well, you've given us a holiday. 469 00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:45,959 - Well, of course I have. - I feel like giving a little back. 470 00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:50,001 - I don't like you paying. - But I'd like to. 471 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:54,917 Aske is exploring his role as a man. It's important we don't get in the way. 472 00:35:55,084 --> 00:36:00,209 - Mommy's little big man-boy. - This is a festive street. 473 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:03,584 Hi, it's Jessica. ...answering machine. 474 00:36:03,751 --> 00:36:06,959 I'm in the middle of something important, so leave a message. 475 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:12,376 Hey, it's me. Can you call me back? I'd like to talk to you. Bye, then. 476 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:16,126 - Get off the phone! - What's she thinking? 477 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:20,501 What are you thinking? Are you okay with.., with your lady making out with that cream egg? 478 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:24,042 It was on the cheek. It could be, it was her cousin. 479 00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:29,417 Then that's what you're thinking. Well, then... you can concentrate on the mission. 480 00:36:29,584 --> 00:36:33,209 Hello, family. You look like George Michael. 481 00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:36,667 Oh, I don't know about that. Must be the hat. 482 00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:40,667 - Would you like a family photo? - Oh, my God, they're men. 483 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:44,834 That's funny, Sune. Come on, let's take a picture with them. 484 00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:49,959 - Say orange. - Do you have something for me? 485 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,959 We're going up here. 486 00:36:56,042 --> 00:37:00,834 - How did you find this place? - Online. It gets good reviews. 487 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:05,001 - It looks really authentic. - It's total garbage. 488 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:08,584 - Can we go on the Mac? - Play on your iPad. 489 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:13,459 Hello, family. Can I get you something to drink? 490 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:20,417 - Shouldn't we start with a drink? - I can just drink water. 491 00:37:20,584 --> 00:37:25,917 - Have a drink. That's my round. - Really? Mommy's little rascal. 492 00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:30,292 - I'll have three Sprites. - Then I'll have one of those Sexy Bitch. 493 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:33,751 Then I'd like to ask this Flaming Boytoy. 494 00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:38,667 - I think they're gonna light it on fire. - Uh, Coke, please. 495 00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:44,834 - I'll start by finding a bathroom. - Shouldn't we order food first? 496 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:49,334 - It's kind of urgent. Order for me. - Do you have a racing stomach? 497 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:53,042 - I don't feel so good. - Couldn't you take this? 498 00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:57,709 And then put a cross next to it texture that comes closest? 499 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:02,542 I made a profile for each of you. You'll have your own login. 500 00:38:02,709 --> 00:38:07,334 - once I've sorted out the last bugs in the family sharing feature. 501 00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:10,709 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Ah! 502 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:14,126 Well, um... 503 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:19,042 I'm a guy who fires it off on the prowl with the rake today. 504 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:24,626 Don't know what I want more But I'm down with fur or gag 505 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:27,876 - No kids in here. - My dad's in there. 506 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:32,292 - I said no kids in here. - Yeah, but my dad's... 507 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:35,251 Fuck off. 508 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:39,042 - Nice work, bad boy. - What do you want me to do? 509 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:43,459 We gotta find another way in. There's a window. 510 00:38:43,626 --> 00:38:47,501 I'll jump up and see, see if there's a way into the club. 511 00:38:59,459 --> 00:39:02,917 I think it's the lawyer's office. Hurry up! 512 00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:07,209 Up there? Well, it's pretty far. What if we get caught? 513 00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:11,751 The mission first. Do you want to be ninja, or don't you want to be ninja? 514 00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:15,501 Hm. 515 00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:25,126 You don't have to be make it harder than it is. 516 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:39,667 He must have saved the list here somewhere. Come on, we gotta find it. 517 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:53,792 Hm. 518 00:39:54,834 --> 00:39:59,251 - Kill that one! - Hey, it's Jessica. Hello? 519 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:02,417 - Hey, Aske, it's Jessica. - Yes? Hi. 520 00:40:02,584 --> 00:40:06,542 I'm calling because to hear it from myself. 521 00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:11,751 I think you're really sweet. I'm... probably more of a different type. 522 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:17,584 - Okay. You mean like the bad boy type? - Well, yeah. 523 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:21,126 I would have told you. the other day, but... 524 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:23,876 Yeah, but you didn't. 525 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:28,042 Oh, come on, the timing was just a little off. 526 00:40:28,209 --> 00:40:30,001 - Seriously? Yeah. - Ash... 527 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:33,209 I gotta run. 528 00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,459 - What are you doing, man? - Someone's coming. 529 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:39,251 ...if you want to keep those fingers, you have to pay. 530 00:40:39,417 --> 00:40:42,584 You want a drink? Just sit down. 531 00:40:42,751 --> 00:40:46,709 I prefer to stand. I sat down all the time in prison. 532 00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:52,001 - You have to stay in your place. - It's not like in Denmark. 533 00:40:52,167 --> 00:40:54,709 - There was the list. - That's good. 534 00:40:54,876 --> 00:40:58,209 - And here's the money. - Yes, thank you. 535 00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:01,959 - This is the only copy of the list? - It is, yes. 536 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:05,834 I can't guarantee it, the DA won't track down the kids. 537 00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:09,417 - Then I'll have to go first. - That was kind of my point. 538 00:41:09,584 --> 00:41:13,542 They're scattered all over Thailand. The top one is closest to Bangkok. 539 00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:17,459 - So start there. - With this guy? Honey Bee Tessanie? 540 00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:20,459 Yes, it's a girl. 541 00:41:20,626 --> 00:41:25,542 There's no address. Just "Koh Ho Ann" and then "restaurant" in parentheses. 542 00:41:25,709 --> 00:41:30,459 She was adopted by a family that runs a restaurant on Koh Ho Ann. 543 00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:33,917 - It's a small island near Bangkok. - I've heard of it. 544 00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:38,084 I know a Dane who owns a dive centre on Koh Ho Ann. 545 00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:43,001 He still doesn't answer the phone. He's been away for a long time. 546 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,001 Things take time. Try calling mine. 547 00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:49,209 - A Dane? - He usually interprets for me. 548 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:55,042 - I could pay him a visit. - It's stupid to involve more than one. 549 00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:58,459 He's somehow already involved. 550 00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:00,959 What? Tell me... 551 00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:05,001 What's going on? 552 00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:10,334 - Who the fuck are you? - Hello. 553 00:42:10,501 --> 00:42:14,834 - Have you seen my football? - What? Are you Danish? 554 00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:19,459 - No. Or yes. Or what? - What are you doing here? 555 00:42:19,626 --> 00:42:24,042 I don't like it. Don't you recognize him? He was at the café. 556 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,501 You're right. Tell me, are you following us? 557 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:30,959 - Answer me when I'm talking to you! - I can't. 558 00:42:31,126 --> 00:42:35,042 You're right, Phillip. Get out of here. Watch the list. 559 00:42:37,751 --> 00:42:41,751 - You and I are gonna have a little talk. - What are you doing, man? 560 00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:45,959 I could ask you that. What are you doing here? 561 00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:53,626 That list is mine. 562 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:02,792 Well, my dad's inside the club, and then I dropped my ball. 563 00:43:02,959 --> 00:43:05,626 - and it bounced in here... 564 00:43:12,584 --> 00:43:16,667 You're full of shit. There's only one guest at the club, and he's close to 70. 565 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:20,334 - It could be my father. - It's good with you. 566 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:22,167 Say orange! 567 00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:27,917 - You got something for me? - You got something for me? 568 00:43:28,084 --> 00:43:30,501 - You got something for me? - Oh! 569 00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:34,251 Maybe you remember better without ears. 570 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,292 It might sting too much. 571 00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:52,334 Then this is better. 572 00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:05,917 Now you're gonna answer my questions. If you're lying... What did you hear? 573 00:44:17,126 --> 00:44:18,251 Fuck! 574 00:44:18,459 --> 00:44:21,084 I didn't hear anything! I swear to God! 575 00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:26,542 Too bad, kid. Let's hope so, some of them are baby teeth. 576 00:44:26,709 --> 00:44:32,876 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is this a toilet? - Get out! Get out! This is private. 577 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:36,667 Oh, my God. Good word again. 578 00:44:36,834 --> 00:44:41,001 - Uncle Stewart! - The ashtray? What are you doing here? 579 00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:47,542 - The boy committed a burglary. - That's quite a piece of jewelry. 580 00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:52,292 - Is this the whole family or what? - Piss off, old man. 581 00:44:52,459 --> 00:44:55,959 You know what's annoying about a quadruple gold ring like that? 582 00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:59,876 - It's so tight around the balls! - Ah! 583 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:03,334 Watch it, watch it. I almost spilled my beer. 584 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:07,209 This might not be a place for a kid your age? 585 00:45:07,376 --> 00:45:10,667 So, hole in one, skipper. 586 00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:16,167 Well, cheers! Whoa, whoa. What are you doin in a place like this, too? 587 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:19,209 I was... I had... 588 00:45:19,376 --> 00:45:22,917 I'm in. I was also early with the rake. 589 00:45:23,084 --> 00:45:28,501 I remember one time in the pillow room... No, wait. That was when I was a temp. 590 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:32,334 - You won't tell my mother? - Not a word. 591 00:45:32,501 --> 00:45:35,042 Where's the family? 592 00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:38,876 - Where is he? - Isn't he going to take it? Oh, there he is. 593 00:45:39,042 --> 00:45:41,417 Oh, Cinderella. Where have you been? 594 00:45:41,584 --> 00:45:44,709 Out on the terrace, is there room on the mattress? 595 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:48,292 - Uncle Stewart! - Yessirena! 596 00:45:48,459 --> 00:45:52,167 Oh, you smell like booze. Oh, yummy! Look who I found. 597 00:45:52,334 --> 00:45:54,584 - What? - Dad? 598 00:45:54,751 --> 00:46:00,334 Yeah, the toilet was broken, so I had to run over to the... 599 00:46:00,501 --> 00:46:05,501 - That's where we bumped into each other. - What on earth are you doing here? 600 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:09,667 I'm working. I'm working right now. it's a federal holiday. Did you order? 601 00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:14,917 - Won't you join us, Uncle? - There's not much room. 602 00:46:15,084 --> 00:46:19,167 I've just eaten, but you can but you can always squeeze in another bite. 603 00:46:19,334 --> 00:46:23,084 Isn't that right, Rune? Boat-boat. And what about you, Tonny? 604 00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:28,042 You've got a hat that wants something. Yes, I wonder what it wants. 605 00:46:28,209 --> 00:46:32,001 You've chosen the best restaurant in all of Soi Cowboy. 606 00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:35,917 - You ready to order? - Yes, a sai bai gai. 607 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:40,209 And then a biki lau with extra chockbaii without the cilantro. 608 00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:43,751 - Okay. Ma'am? - Can't you order for me? 609 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:47,376 - Something vegan. - I'll let you know what you want. 610 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:52,084 Dai mai tai sai lai bai gai gai with extra samsai. Yes? 611 00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:55,709 - Flai kai mai? - No. Just with flai lai. 612 00:46:57,209 --> 00:47:00,917 - And five beers, please. - You're the only one who drinks beer. 613 00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:04,292 I think so. You order your own drinks. 614 00:47:04,459 --> 00:47:07,876 Then I'll have one of those Cucumber Cock blocks. 615 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:11,417 I'm gonna try that. this Purple Rim-Job. 616 00:47:11,584 --> 00:47:13,667 Ad... 617 00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:19,126 - This vegetable is really delicious. - It's good. 618 00:47:19,292 --> 00:47:23,251 - What's it called? - That one? It's called porkuplant. 619 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:27,584 You were about to tell me that. So you're just gonna stand there and stare into the barrel? 620 00:47:27,751 --> 00:47:32,084 Yeah, that's part of it. Then you check the consistency... 621 00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:37,292 And Jørn is so good, isn't he, Jørn? He sold it to the gym. 622 00:47:37,459 --> 00:47:42,292 Yes, I just need to get a proper name. 623 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:46,459 - What did you call it? - Jørn's app on digestion and bowel movements. 624 00:47:46,626 --> 00:47:51,126 No, it could be more eloquent. How about "Control the bag"? 625 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:55,042 - Or "Shit with a can"? - Here's the bill. 626 00:47:55,209 --> 00:48:00,542 - It was actually for you, Aske. - Are you going to let the kid pay, Jürgen? 627 00:48:00,709 --> 00:48:03,126 Aske invited me today. 628 00:48:03,292 --> 00:48:07,167 - He wanted to go to this place. - Oh, he did, did he? 629 00:48:07,334 --> 00:48:12,626 Janus, should we two grown-up alpha males in the herd share this? 630 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:17,792 - Well, I think that... - You have your pride. I'm a guest. 631 00:48:17,959 --> 00:48:21,542 You can take it yourself, Jakob. Here's to Jakob! 632 00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:25,251 - Cheers, Jakob! - Jørn. Cheers, cheers. 633 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:29,209 There's only one question left, that presses on. 634 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:34,251 What are we doing tomorrow? And what time should I pick you up? 635 00:48:35,084 --> 00:48:38,292 I refuse to spend my vacation with that man. 636 00:48:38,459 --> 00:48:42,292 Of course, darling. But it's... sweet that he wants to show us around. 637 00:48:42,459 --> 00:48:47,417 - I'm calling a family crisis meeting. - That minibar is so mini! 638 00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:57,292 - What are you thinking? You left me behind. - I had to go by the list. 639 00:48:57,459 --> 00:49:01,126 We're on a mission! You'll forget when the phone rings. 640 00:49:01,292 --> 00:49:04,209 You forget everything else. You let me down! 641 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:08,459 - Oh, relax. Iodine on. We split up. - You're kidding. 642 00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:15,251 - Stewart is the best tour guide ever. - Ha! Then I prefer to get lost. 643 00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:19,167 Sune, can you get Aske? We have to figure out what we're doing. 644 00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:22,292 - You're a bad friend. - You're a bad ninja. 645 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:26,042 A klutz. I should have chopped the idiot down. 646 00:49:26,209 --> 00:49:29,667 - Now here we are with no list... - You didn't get the list? 647 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:34,334 - No, I didn't get it, because I lost it when... - Okay, so you failed your mission? 648 00:49:34,501 --> 00:49:39,542 - But then you remember the name of the island? - That's what an apprentice is for! 649 00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:45,126 You don't know how to do that? Do you have the name of that island? 650 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:49,709 And what if I don't? Then you have failed those children like those in the hut. 651 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:53,751 - Plus me, who you've also failed. - It was below the belt. 652 00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:57,917 - Who are you talking to, Laske? - My... teddy bear. 653 00:49:58,084 --> 00:50:01,084 - Oh, the girl bear? - Yes, exactly. 654 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:06,084 - Yeah, it looks a bit fucking girly. - What? Doesn't it? 655 00:50:06,251 --> 00:50:10,626 - There's a crisis meeting with the adults. - Okay. 656 00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,167 Don't you want to bring it in? 657 00:50:14,334 --> 00:50:19,751 It's okay. It'll be fine. fine without me. Will you come? 658 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,459 Hm. 659 00:50:35,042 --> 00:50:37,959 We're gonna hang on to him. the whole holiday. 660 00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:41,667 If you don't want to be with him, I'll let you know. 661 00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:45,209 - You're not gonna mention me, are you? - No. 662 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:49,834 You know Uncle Stewart. He stays hurt if we don't want to see him. 663 00:50:50,001 --> 00:50:55,501 - Then he must be hurt. - Yes, but he can get very angry. 664 00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:59,459 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do we do? What do we do? - Oops. 665 00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:04,001 I have an idea. I've found this wonderful place. 666 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:07,709 A small island, not far from Bangkok. It's called Koh Ho Ann. 667 00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:11,167 - We were going to have churros. - We won't make it. 668 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:16,417 There's a small ferry from Bangkok to Koh Ho Ann once a day. 669 00:51:16,584 --> 00:51:20,542 - So we have to leave tomorrow at 8. - Then we're in a hurry. 670 00:51:23,084 --> 00:51:26,626 - Have you seen my lenses? - You don't wear lenses. 671 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:28,626 I've got them! 672 00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:33,501 - Then we'll be on our way, Uncle. - My underpants, Dad! 673 00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:36,376 We'll catch a ferry in the morning. 674 00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:40,792 - Okay, bye-bye. - Was he very angry? 675 00:51:40,959 --> 00:51:45,834 No, he wasn't. He could understand, that we wanted to move on. 676 00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:59,626 Dibs on the window seat! 677 00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,001 Ha ha. That's it! 678 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:13,334 - There are no more tickets. - All tickets have been collected. 679 00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:17,626 - I've reserved four. - Who could have taken them? 680 00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:22,001 Good morning on the pier, are there crabs in your dress? 681 00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:26,876 - Uncle Stewart! What are you doing here? - You forgot to order for me. 682 00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:32,292 Well, it worked out. They had one left. Shall we? 683 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:38,167 Nice barge. Just like you, Sirene. It suits you with a hangover. 684 00:52:38,334 --> 00:52:42,834 I was so fucking touched when you called and told me we were leaving. 685 00:52:43,001 --> 00:52:46,292 That's a nice pair of shoes. 686 00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:49,917 Piss good with the hat. Real jydeski. 687 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:54,917 They add that last desperate touch of a midlife crisis real estate agent. 688 00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:58,417 No, no, no, no, no, no. What? Well, I've tried that. 689 00:52:58,584 --> 00:53:04,709 I thought you booked for me. There are no more tickets. 690 00:53:04,876 --> 00:53:07,876 I can't go. until tomorrow morning. 691 00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:10,584 Yes! 692 00:53:10,751 --> 00:53:15,251 - Let's weigh anchor! - Dad, can we rent scooters on the island? 693 00:53:17,334 --> 00:53:22,501 - Oh, I feel a little sick. - I want turtle meat. 694 00:53:23,751 --> 00:53:27,334 - Ad, Sirene! - Yes, there was a headwind, Jan. 695 00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:35,292 - Would you like something to drink? - Yessir, five beers, please. 696 00:53:35,459 --> 00:53:38,459 I'll try. one of those Long Island Iced Teas. 697 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,584 - Make it a double. - It's tea, right? 698 00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:45,209 - Just one more cabin for you. - You guys are so cute. 699 00:53:45,376 --> 00:53:50,126 - I can lie in the crack between you. - That's all I needed. 700 00:53:50,292 --> 00:53:55,251 - We can talk about that, Sirene. - I've been to the Eiffel Tower too. 701 00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:59,001 Hello, ladies. You want to rub my backside? 702 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:02,251 I'll rub your front. 703 00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:05,042 Oh, right. Delicate crickets. 704 00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:08,167 - King Cobra Farm? - King Cobra Park? 705 00:54:08,334 --> 00:54:12,084 - Very good. - Yes, please. 706 00:54:13,126 --> 00:54:16,917 This place is great, huh? How's your cabin? 707 00:54:17,084 --> 00:54:20,459 - Super. - Look, a zoo with snakes. 708 00:54:20,626 --> 00:54:23,584 - Exciting, huh? - A farm? Okay. 709 00:54:23,751 --> 00:54:26,959 - Aren't you going to the beach? - We are at the beach. 710 00:54:27,126 --> 00:54:29,501 - Outdoors. - Outside is garbage. 711 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:33,292 - Jørn bought cinnamon potions... - Dibs for the first one! 712 00:54:33,459 --> 00:54:37,959 - Are you going in the water? - No, I want to look around. 713 00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:41,626 Oh, Mommy's little adventurer. 714 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:46,417 - Well, enjoy your sightseeing. - I'm going to find Honey Bee. 715 00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:50,417 - Good luck with that. - There's only 12 restaurants on the island. 716 00:54:50,584 --> 00:54:56,001 - I'll find her. - You got it. I'm gonna stay here. 717 00:54:56,167 --> 00:55:00,251 I don't want you here. You're just leaving me. Again. 718 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:05,626 And then when you fail again, I'll chop when he comes tomorrow. 719 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:08,292 - Fine! Fine! Fine! - All right! All right! 720 00:55:15,792 --> 00:55:18,751 It's important not to dehydrate. 721 00:55:18,917 --> 00:55:22,251 Yeah, I'm focused on that. Cheers, Hjalmar. 722 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:26,167 - Are you leaving now? - I just have to buy a soda. 723 00:55:26,334 --> 00:55:29,126 I'll come too. I need some chips. 724 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:33,834 - I'll get some for you, okay? - Tell me, don't you want me? 725 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:36,459 No, not really, okay? 726 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:41,251 Why don't you leave me alone instead? instead of following me around? 727 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:46,792 I don't know what you're doing. But I'll figure it out. 728 00:55:52,751 --> 00:55:56,959 Excuse me? I'm looking for a girl. Honey Bee? 729 00:55:57,126 --> 00:56:01,042 - No. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 730 00:56:01,209 --> 00:56:03,584 Do you know Honey Bee? 731 00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:06,334 Street up street down tired toes facial sweat 732 00:56:06,501 --> 00:56:09,626 ♪ Turning over every stone ♪ And think I'm about to suffer 733 00:56:09,792 --> 00:56:12,417 No trace, no word # I'm walking and I'm staring # 734 00:56:12,584 --> 00:56:15,376 The girl I'm looking for ♪ I'm as if sunk in the ground ♪ 735 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:18,292 ♪ Back straight, head up ♪ Forward march, no stop 736 00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:21,417 Into the fray up the steam down the ramp full gallop 737 00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:24,709 One-man army, that's what it is Let down by my best friend 738 00:56:24,876 --> 00:56:28,959 ♪ Heaves around the town ♪ Honey Bee where the hell did you go? 739 00:56:30,084 --> 00:56:31,959 Hm. 740 00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:40,542 - Can I help you? - I'm looking for a girl. Honey Bee. 741 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,709 - Honey? - Yes. Honey Bee. 742 00:56:43,876 --> 00:56:46,709 Just a minute. 743 00:56:46,876 --> 00:56:50,042 - Like this? - Oh! 744 00:56:50,209 --> 00:56:54,834 I don't get it. That was the last restaurant on the island. 745 00:56:55,959 --> 00:56:59,292 - Oh shit! - Ow! 746 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:04,084 Oh no! I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 747 00:57:04,251 --> 00:57:08,001 - Ow, damn... - What? Are you Danish? 748 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:13,251 - I couldn't stop. - It was me who... Was it yours? 749 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:17,084 Yes, please. I own the place. dive center here on the island. 750 00:57:17,251 --> 00:57:20,292 - Jeppe. - Aske. 751 00:57:20,459 --> 00:57:24,917 - Dive center... Do you speak Thai? - Yes, fluently. 752 00:57:25,084 --> 00:57:27,792 - So you're an interpreter too? - Uh, yes... 753 00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:31,959 I think you and I need to have a talk. About a mutual acquaintance we have. 754 00:57:32,126 --> 00:57:34,459 - Who's that? - Phillip Eberfrø. 755 00:57:34,626 --> 00:57:36,792 Ah... 756 00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:42,667 I would have said something, but I was afraid of what he might do. 757 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:46,417 - And then he went to jail. - But now he's free. 758 00:57:46,584 --> 00:57:50,084 - And now he's coming after the kids. - That's terrible. 759 00:57:50,251 --> 00:57:53,251 - And he's coming tomorrow? - His first victim is Honey Bee. 760 00:57:53,417 --> 00:57:56,626 - She lives here on the island. - Where? 761 00:57:56,792 --> 00:58:01,917 She lives with a family that has a restaurant. I've been everywhere. 762 00:58:02,084 --> 00:58:05,376 Listen, Aske. That man must be stopped. 763 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:09,459 - I'll do everything I can. - Could you find Honey Bee? 764 00:58:09,626 --> 00:58:13,542 I know everybody. Give me a little time to make some calls. 765 00:58:13,709 --> 00:58:16,292 I'll meet you here at 6:30. 766 00:58:17,251 --> 00:58:20,792 I found the interpreter! From the children's factory. Jeppe. 767 00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:24,376 He ran into me on his scooter. He'll help us. 768 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:28,001 - With finding Honey Bee. - So you've told? 769 00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:32,084 Calm down. He also wants the shovel under the Boar's Seed. 770 00:58:32,251 --> 00:58:36,334 - We're supposed to meet him at... - What time? 771 00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:41,292 - Tell me, did you tamper with the drone? - Me? No, you didn't. 772 00:58:41,459 --> 00:58:44,459 Why is it glowing red? 773 00:58:44,626 --> 00:58:49,042 - We're blown. - Multiply that by ten, bitches! 774 00:58:49,209 --> 00:58:53,876 - I'm... I'm... - Hello. How does it do that? 775 00:58:54,042 --> 00:58:57,834 - Sune... - Magic or demonic powers? 776 00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,751 I think you've had too little water. 777 00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:05,209 Or maybe I'm just... show the footage to the adults. 778 00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:10,417 The footage of you and your little one, ...feminine, heart-obsessed... 779 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:15,167 - princess-swinging, perfume-smelling teddy bear... 780 00:59:15,334 --> 00:59:17,542 Ow! Ow! Ow! 781 00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:20,251 - Stop! - I'm gonna kill him! 782 00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:22,751 Hurry up and apologize! 783 00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:26,876 - Now, goddamn it! - Oh, yeah. Slap off. I'm sorry. 784 00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:32,001 - Next time you're finished! - Then you stop. Now we're talking nicely. 785 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:36,001 - It can talk and move! - I'm not a "it"! 786 00:59:36,167 --> 00:59:39,917 - What do you say? He or she? - Just try saying "she". 787 00:59:40,084 --> 00:59:43,126 - T.N. is a warrior... - What does it stand for? 788 00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:47,167 Don't say it. He's too stupid to hear it. 789 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,459 "Bitch"? 790 00:59:49,626 --> 00:59:55,167 We're in the middle of a mission. We're on a mission. life or death for a lot of kids. 791 00:59:55,334 --> 00:59:59,334 - It's important you don't tell. - I understand. 792 00:59:59,501 --> 01:00:02,667 - I won't tell anyone. - I'm not gonna tell anybody. 793 01:00:02,834 --> 01:00:05,876 - That is, if you'll take me. - I'll take you. 794 01:00:06,042 --> 01:00:10,876 We're not bringing that nerd. We don't know if we can trust him. 795 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:15,167 - Plus, he's piss ugly. - I don't have hearts on my clothes. 796 01:00:15,334 --> 01:00:19,917 - No, you have gravy. - You're done keeping me out. 797 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:24,417 I think it would be great... Could you stay here and keep watch? 798 01:00:24,584 --> 01:00:28,751 It's important to keep watch, while I talk to Jeppe. 799 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:32,709 - If you dare sit out here alone? - I'd be happy to. 800 01:00:32,876 --> 01:00:35,542 Ad! A cat! 801 01:00:35,709 --> 01:00:40,584 - Do you have the nerve for this? - Does T.N. stand for "pretty cute"? 802 01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:45,001 You look a little like a baby kangaroo, sitting there in that bag. 803 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,959 - Hey, hey, hey! Watch the cat! - Ah! 804 01:00:48,126 --> 01:00:53,584 - I'm going in. Sune, you give the signal. - Aye, aye, sir. 805 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:02,542 - Hi, Jeppe. - What? Hi, Aske. Come in. 806 01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:06,417 - Well, did you get any? - You bet I did. 807 01:01:06,584 --> 01:01:11,334 - Hello. I took an earlier boat. - Yes, my boat. 808 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:17,042 You may not think I saw you at at the ferry? I'll need your phone. 809 01:01:17,209 --> 01:01:20,959 Good work, Jeppe. And did you have the address of the girl? 810 01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:27,334 - You? So it was all a setup? - I'm sorry. I owe money. 811 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:32,501 You're not gonna hurt him? 812 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:37,126 You're not interested in, in me going to prison for the rest of my life? 813 01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:42,209 - They're gonna kill me! - Shut the fuck up! 814 01:01:42,376 --> 01:01:46,292 - You are so done, bitch face! - Fuck! 815 01:01:46,459 --> 01:01:48,292 What? 816 01:01:49,292 --> 01:01:51,501 - No! - What? 817 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:56,417 - You think that's gonna stop me? - What the fuck? 818 01:01:56,584 --> 01:01:58,667 What's going on, man? 819 01:01:58,834 --> 01:02:02,792 - T.N.! No! - Man... 820 01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:09,417 Thank you, puppet show. 821 01:02:09,584 --> 01:02:13,792 Carsten, shouldn't we go out and have dinner with the Honey Bee? 822 01:02:13,959 --> 01:02:18,292 Yeah, I'll just... a cup of coffee for the kid. 823 01:02:20,501 --> 01:02:24,126 - What are you doing, dickhead? - It can jump in the air. 824 01:02:24,334 --> 01:02:30,251 - What's with the weird teddy bear? - Looks like the factory one. 825 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:34,709 - Only in an incredibly girly version. - Fuck you, you horse cock eater! 826 01:02:41,751 --> 01:02:44,751 - Hey! Let's go, let's go, let's go. Into the depot. - Let go! 827 01:02:44,917 --> 01:02:49,417 You're the one moving your mouth. Points for controlling it without hands. 828 01:02:49,584 --> 01:02:54,501 That's not cool. I don't want to be to leave the boy here. 829 01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:59,334 Neither are you. All witnesses must be removed. Didn't I tell you? 830 01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:04,334 You two have a good time? We're gonna find Honey Bee. 831 01:03:04,501 --> 01:03:07,959 - Don't forget to cover your ears. - No! No! No! No! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 832 01:03:08,126 --> 01:03:13,042 Somebody help! Somebody help! Sune! 833 01:03:14,376 --> 01:03:16,876 Oh! Mm. 834 01:03:18,459 --> 01:03:20,292 Mm! 835 01:03:20,459 --> 01:03:25,209 - Help! Help! - Sune! 836 01:03:26,751 --> 01:03:30,542 - It's hopeless. - No, we must not lose heart. 837 01:03:30,709 --> 01:03:37,126 The criminals want to kill Honey Bee, and we're trapped in a dive shop. 838 01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:40,542 - Get us out of here! - What could I do? 839 01:03:40,709 --> 01:03:45,126 Now's the time to show, what you're made of, apprentice. 840 01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:49,417 I'm no good at anything. You said You said it yourself. I'm just a kid. 841 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:51,917 - Did I say that? - You were right. 842 01:03:52,084 --> 01:03:55,626 The hell I wasn't. That's the stupidest thing I've ever said. 843 01:03:55,792 --> 01:04:00,709 - Look how far we've come. - I wouldn't have got anywhere without you. 844 01:04:00,876 --> 01:04:04,834 I can't do this alone. I'm not a ninja. 845 01:04:05,001 --> 01:04:10,584 And I'm not a bad boy. I'm just... Ash. 846 01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:12,834 - You're right. - What? 847 01:04:13,001 --> 01:04:17,126 You're just Cinderella. But do you want me to tell you something? 848 01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:22,667 You don't have to be anything else. You're exactly what you're supposed to be. 849 01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:27,667 And you may not even see that. But I can see it. 850 01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:32,251 You arranged the trip to Thailand, and you remembered the name of... 851 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:35,876 - Koh Ho Ann? - The island, yes. And you got us here. 852 01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:40,084 Yes, and I told Jeppe, and I got us locked in here. 853 01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:46,042 I lost ten kids on my watch. I don't know if I want to lose another one. 854 01:04:46,209 --> 01:04:49,751 Then don't bother. shooting yourself? 855 01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:53,167 And then get us out of here. 856 01:04:58,251 --> 01:05:02,209 - I got an idea. - There you go. 857 01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:05,959 But I'm gonna to tear your eyes out a little bit. 858 01:05:07,334 --> 01:05:11,334 I'm serious, man. You're walking away. Mm. 859 01:05:11,501 --> 01:05:13,751 Three, two, one. 860 01:05:13,917 --> 01:05:17,251 You put them back on. That's bullshit. 861 01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:21,542 - If they get lost, I'll chop you. - Good luck with that. 862 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:25,209 - I'm gonna give you a little prick. - Uh! 863 01:05:25,376 --> 01:05:28,792 - You ready? - I gotta pee. Fire, damn it! 864 01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:37,126 Sune? Sune? 865 01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:40,584 - Hello? - What? Who's calling? 866 01:05:40,751 --> 01:05:44,542 Here, damn it. Sune! Look now! 867 01:05:44,709 --> 01:05:47,251 Make noise! 868 01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:52,126 Aske is locked in the store. 869 01:05:52,292 --> 01:05:55,167 Hurry up. Turn off the stove. 870 01:05:56,251 --> 01:06:00,792 - Where's Aske? - I'm here! I'm here! Sune! Well done. 871 01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:04,834 - Let's go after them. - We have to get Jeppe out. 872 01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:09,126 He can fucking die here. We have to get him out on the street. 873 01:06:09,292 --> 01:06:13,334 He sold you to those psychos. The mission above all! 874 01:06:13,501 --> 01:06:18,167 It's not just about the mission. We have to be able to look ourselves in the eye. 875 01:06:18,334 --> 01:06:22,501 Take hold, Sune. One, two, three! 876 01:06:26,792 --> 01:06:31,376 - Didn't you turn off the stove? - Yes, I did. I pulled the plug out of the wall. 877 01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:34,209 It was the wrong plug! Get out! 878 01:07:02,126 --> 01:07:03,876 - There they are! - Where? Where? 879 01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:08,167 - Right there! - I'm temporarily visually impaired. 880 01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:12,042 - They just drove past us in a car. - Then we'll never catch them. 881 01:07:12,209 --> 01:07:16,959 - We have no idea where they're going. - That... restaurant... 882 01:07:17,126 --> 01:07:19,626 Cobra Farm? 883 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:26,959 "The restaurant opens tonight." That's why it's not on the map. 884 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:30,042 - Hurry up... - Scooter! Yes! 885 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:37,292 It's going pretty fast, huh? 886 01:07:37,459 --> 01:07:41,334 - Is it still just straight ahead? - Yeah, just follow the road. 887 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:45,626 If it's straight, let me know before you turn. 888 01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:48,209 Look out! Look out! Oh, shit! 889 01:07:48,376 --> 01:07:52,709 - You'll have to take my chocolate lentils. - You always think about stuffing yourself? 890 01:07:52,876 --> 01:07:55,876 - That was for filling you up. - You're a genius! 891 01:07:56,042 --> 01:07:59,417 - What? Well... - Of course! 892 01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:05,959 We're looking for King Cobra Farm? In English, please. 893 01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:11,751 - Is this it? - No, up ahead on the left. 894 01:08:14,501 --> 01:08:18,084 - But, uh... Carsten! Hurry up! - What? 895 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:26,376 - Shit! He's seen us! - Hurry up and get me patched up. 896 01:08:29,501 --> 01:08:32,751 - That's it. That's it. - That's better. You got my eyes? 897 01:08:32,917 --> 01:08:36,542 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Sune, turn at the sign! 898 01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:41,376 Damn it. 899 01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:43,584 - They're still in. - What do we do? 900 01:08:43,751 --> 01:08:46,792 - We have to shake them off. - How? 901 01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:51,001 - There! Up the jungle path. - Okay, hold on. 902 01:08:57,126 --> 01:09:01,209 - Damn! - The boys will be fine. After the girl! 903 01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:03,459 Ah! 904 01:09:05,084 --> 01:09:07,959 - Are those eyes coming? - Yes. Two seconds. 905 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:15,542 - There, I can see. - Fuck! Sorry! 906 01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:18,834 Did you drop it? Then you be careful with the other one. 907 01:09:19,001 --> 01:09:22,626 - Hurry up! - Okay, that's good enough. 908 01:09:23,584 --> 01:09:26,667 Hey, it's important not to dehydrate. 909 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,209 Yes! Well done! 910 01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,001 Watch out! 911 01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:36,042 - They're shooting. - Good eye, Fnuggi. 912 01:09:48,959 --> 01:09:51,917 - It must be in there. - Here they come. 913 01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:06,542 Go, go, go! Come on! Come on! 914 01:10:18,501 --> 01:10:23,709 I said: "You better have that laundry ready on Friday, Grandma." 915 01:10:23,876 --> 01:10:25,959 Thank you. 916 01:10:36,459 --> 01:10:39,251 - Up the stairs! - Okay. 917 01:10:46,917 --> 01:10:48,751 What? 918 01:10:58,209 --> 01:11:01,542 - What's going on, man? - Uh... 919 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:06,667 Ha! He can't make her anything here with all these witnesses. 920 01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:16,417 Shit! 921 01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:29,001 I got her, Phillip. Get the car. 922 01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:38,042 - Forward, apprentice! - Sune, after Eberfrö. Hurry! 923 01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:54,417 - Phillip, here. - Great. 924 01:11:54,584 --> 01:11:56,876 - Hey! - I got her. 925 01:11:57,042 --> 01:11:59,251 Ow, damn it! 926 01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:02,792 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shoot, Carsten. 927 01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:05,792 Olé, motherfucker! 928 01:12:08,584 --> 01:12:10,792 Shit kids! 929 01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:20,626 Fuck! Sune! 930 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:27,584 I'll help him. You have to save the girl. We're not leaving anyone behind, are we? 931 01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:31,584 You little... You're finished. 932 01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:34,542 And you're ugly. 933 01:12:42,667 --> 01:12:44,376 Hm. 934 01:13:06,876 --> 01:13:08,751 Ah! 935 01:13:29,292 --> 01:13:31,751 Honey Bee? 936 01:13:41,001 --> 01:13:42,709 Honey Bee? 937 01:13:46,209 --> 01:13:48,751 He's gone. He's gone. 938 01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:53,042 It's okay. I've come to help you. 939 01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:57,042 Huh? 940 01:13:57,209 --> 01:13:59,542 Fooled again. 941 01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:09,626 - That's it! That's it! - I got this. Go, go, go! 942 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:12,292 Aye, aye, skipper. 943 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:19,084 Fuck. 944 01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:22,709 Aske! Aske, you in there? 945 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:27,126 - We're here, Sune! - Open up! Open up! 946 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:29,417 Die, teddy bear. 947 01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:34,792 - What? - What? 948 01:14:36,709 --> 01:14:40,626 I... I... am... not... any... teddy bear! 949 01:14:43,626 --> 01:14:46,584 Ah, shit. 950 01:14:46,751 --> 01:14:49,792 You're not getting away with this. You left your mark. 951 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:54,626 There's plenty of gas cans. I'll burn the whole barn down. 952 01:14:54,792 --> 01:14:58,459 - Don't you touch her! - We'll start with you. 953 01:15:00,417 --> 01:15:02,751 What? 954 01:15:02,917 --> 01:15:05,167 Take that, motherfucker. 955 01:15:11,126 --> 01:15:13,792 Way to go, Cinderella! Watch out! Watch out! 956 01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:30,209 Yes! Get the gun, Aske! 957 01:15:35,042 --> 01:15:37,792 - Stop! - What? 958 01:15:37,959 --> 01:15:41,584 You stop! I'll shoot! 959 01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:51,376 Oh, no! Oh, no! 960 01:15:58,084 --> 01:16:01,334 Ouch! Ouch! 961 01:16:22,084 --> 01:16:24,751 Way to go, bro! 962 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:33,709 - What about the lawyer? - We took care of him. 963 01:16:33,876 --> 01:16:37,459 Or you did. I figured it out, what T.N. stands for. 964 01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:41,751 - Top Nice. - You saved our ass with that drone. 965 01:16:41,917 --> 01:16:47,084 Oh, yeah. And I got it all on camera. and livestreamed it to the web. 966 01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:52,292 Now anyone and everyone can see of an idiot Boar Frog he is. Or was. 967 01:16:53,334 --> 01:16:55,209 What? 968 01:16:56,001 --> 01:16:59,167 Hello? Yes, hello. What? 969 01:16:59,334 --> 01:17:02,459 Yes, he's here. Yeah, hold on. 970 01:17:02,626 --> 01:17:05,917 It's for you, Cinderella. It's Jessica. 971 01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:11,834 - Hello? - Hi, Aske. It's Jessica. 972 01:17:12,001 --> 01:17:18,542 I saw where you kicked the gun out of that creep's hand. 973 01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:22,959 - It was like you were someone else. - Okay. And then you called? 974 01:17:23,126 --> 01:17:27,876 - Because I seemed like someone else? - No, but you're a total bad boy. 975 01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:33,376 No, I'm not a bad boy. I'm just Cinderella. 976 01:17:36,459 --> 01:17:38,542 Honey Bee. 977 01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:42,501 - I gotta run. - Are you okay? 978 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:45,251 Yeah, me? Yeah, I'm all right. 979 01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:49,084 But come on, the timing's just a little off. 980 01:17:49,251 --> 01:17:51,334 - What? - Oh, what! 981 01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:55,042 - Hashtag the one that got away. - Hashtag the train has left. 982 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:58,917 - Hashtag gingerbread! - Hashtag Gone with the Wind. 983 01:17:59,084 --> 01:18:01,709 Hashtag Sliding Doors. 984 01:18:02,709 --> 01:18:04,959 - Uh! Ow! - Luxury. 985 01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:10,209 - Thanks, guys. - Churros! Total happy ending. 986 01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:14,626 That's fucking great. You guys get me a free dinner. 987 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:19,167 - They saved a little girl, Uncle. - Yeah, that's all right. 988 01:18:19,334 --> 01:18:23,917 - Mommy's little superhero. - Yeah, and Daddy's little... 989 01:18:24,084 --> 01:18:28,626 - Kongecobra? - No meat for me. I'm vegan. 990 01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:33,001 It's neither fish nor fowl. It's gotta count as a vegetable. 991 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:37,584 - No, Uncle. Meat is meat. - As they say at the Damhus restaurant. 992 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:40,251 Are you typing in some poop? 993 01:18:40,417 --> 01:18:43,667 I'm developing ...a recognition software... 994 01:18:43,834 --> 01:18:48,042 - that can help you to categorize. Kind of like Vivino. 995 01:18:48,209 --> 01:18:53,126 You take a picture of the calorie, and your phone recognizes... 996 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:56,501 - Oh, James! - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 997 01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:59,917 You're supposed to be rotting. with Shazam. 998 01:19:00,084 --> 01:19:02,876 Hello, hello, hello. Are you there? 999 01:19:03,584 --> 01:19:05,751 T.N.? T.N.? 1000 01:19:08,751 --> 01:19:12,917 - T.N. What? - I had to make sure you were here. 1001 01:19:13,084 --> 01:19:17,126 Now that the mission's over. You take without saying goodbye? 1002 01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:19,834 No, I'm not leaving. Of course you're not. 1003 01:19:20,001 --> 01:19:22,876 - All right, then. I have something for you. - For me? 1004 01:19:23,042 --> 01:19:25,917 Yeah, for you. I found a tailor downtown. 1005 01:19:26,084 --> 01:19:29,084 - You bought me a tailor? - Idiot. 1006 01:19:30,959 --> 01:19:35,501 - Wow! A new body! - Yeah, I ordered it yesterday. 1007 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,292 - I didn't know that... - Is that real cashmere? 1008 01:19:39,459 --> 01:19:43,084 It's thai silk. I don't have I couldn't find another sword. 1009 01:19:43,251 --> 01:19:47,001 This is actually not so bad. 1010 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:52,001 - It's a pair of shiny buttons. - The color might be more you. 1011 01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:55,959 But of course... a little too late now. 1012 01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:04,209 Oh, man. Our mission is over, so... 1013 01:20:06,876 --> 01:20:13,167 But I was thinking that maybe stick around for a while. 1014 01:20:13,334 --> 01:20:18,876 Or not here. Well, you know... At home. Or if we... 1015 01:20:19,042 --> 01:20:23,251 Tell me, you're asking, if we should move in together? 1016 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:27,584 Of course you should stay, you chequered fool. 1017 01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:33,542 Just in case. You never know what might happen. 1018 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:37,042 - No, that's just it. - We ninjas gotta stick together. 1019 01:20:37,209 --> 01:20:41,501 - You said "we." - Yes, I did. 1020 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:49,626 - What are you doing? - Aren't you gonna try it? 1021 01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:55,376 I've been given time off, so we can go back to Denmark together. 1022 01:20:55,542 --> 01:20:58,501 A double gin & tonic, please. 1023 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:00,917 What's going on? 1024 01:21:01,084 --> 01:21:04,292 - Cinderella has a stomach bug. - I'll say. 1025 01:21:04,459 --> 01:21:07,917 Get ready with the app, Jørn. Or what's your name? 1026 01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:21,584 - How is it? - Just right. Now they can come on. 1027 01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,834 Who? 1028 01:21:26,417 --> 01:21:28,501 Anybody. 1029 01:22:31,334 --> 01:22:37,126 This party's going to die. Ash, hit that karaoke machine. 1030 01:22:37,292 --> 01:22:39,792 All right, here we go. 1031 01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:44,959 Papa-san? What's his name? Tanowat? That's a nice girl you got there. 1032 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:49,584 Pretty girl. Worth a lot of money in Denmark. 1033 01:22:49,751 --> 01:22:53,792 You're kidding. Now you get some syrup here. Listen carefully. 1034 01:22:53,959 --> 01:22:58,126 I like to cook When there are guests in my home 1035 01:22:58,292 --> 01:23:02,667 I'm no Gordon Ramsay But a chop'steak is easy 1036 01:23:02,834 --> 01:23:07,167 You can spice it up with fried eggs And a few pearl onions from the freezer 1037 01:23:07,334 --> 01:23:11,917 But whatever you try # It's still just an ordinary meal 1038 01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:15,834 If the dish needs fixing ♪ It's got to have the right twist ♪ 1039 01:23:16,001 --> 01:23:20,376 You gotta give it a little thai That's the secret 1040 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:25,251 Then you get chili and lemongrass And monkey hearts in panang 1041 01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:29,376 And insects deep-fried in batter 1042 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:34,334 ♪ Durian with galangal ♪ and dill in the pendant 1043 01:23:34,501 --> 01:23:38,334 Your taste buds will come to to feast 1044 01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:43,501 Just give it a little thai You can use it in other situations. 1045 01:23:43,667 --> 01:23:48,001 The other day I was watching boxing and it was on TV3 1046 01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:52,542 It was old men in swimming trunks and they were tired, you could see 1047 01:23:52,709 --> 01:23:57,251 One of them packed a punch the other one he was almost lame 1048 01:23:57,417 --> 01:24:01,709 the last 8 rounds They were cheek dancing and hugging 1049 01:24:01,876 --> 01:24:05,626 A show like this has got to have a little go And you didn't get it from me 1050 01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:10,126 It needs a little thai Are you getting there? 1051 01:24:10,292 --> 01:24:15,126 You'll get toothpaste for your bum You'll get elbow bouillabaisse 1052 01:24:15,292 --> 01:24:19,334 And a silk ribbon ♪ If your forehead is adorned ♪ 1053 01:24:19,501 --> 01:24:24,084 You'll get a knee in your jaw You'll get a shinbone in your face 1054 01:24:24,251 --> 01:24:28,126 You get hand sandwiches with swing And legs with feathers 1055 01:24:28,292 --> 01:24:30,626 Just give it a little thai 1056 01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:35,751 You wanna see some dance moves? Let me come up here sometime. 1057 01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:39,209 Sorry, Jørn! It can be cleaned. 1058 01:24:39,376 --> 01:24:44,417 Uncle Stewart? It's a very stereotypical view of Thailand. 1059 01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:47,209 Here's another verse. 1060 01:24:47,376 --> 01:24:51,417 I often get a sour hip From hanging out at the cafe 1061 01:24:51,584 --> 01:24:56,126 So I get a massage At the Fald on Knee Alley 1062 01:24:56,292 --> 01:25:00,501 The therapist's name is Birtha And she's a half-dry biscuit 1063 01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:05,084 There's not much fucking ramasjang # Lying on Birtha's slab 1064 01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:09,084 But it can be fixed with a trick And I'll give you a hint 1065 01:25:09,251 --> 01:25:13,542 It's got to be Thai And it can't get too little of it. 1066 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:18,542 You'll be kneaded below the belt ♪ By a girl who can take it ♪ 1067 01:25:18,709 --> 01:25:22,834 ♪ Every tension and myosis ♪ Loosens 1068 01:25:23,001 --> 01:25:27,501 And a happy ending it will be Only for 800 baht 1069 01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:32,126 So if you just right on and hard will ask me 1070 01:25:32,292 --> 01:25:36,667 I'll have to answer you, kid There's only one way 1071 01:25:36,834 --> 01:25:40,001 and you get on chalk If you don't have a journey 1072 01:25:40,167 --> 01:25:45,001 All in all Go give it some Thai 1073 01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:47,834 Yessirenas! 1074 01:25:49,126 --> 01:25:54,459 It's good. Let go of me. Go away with you, bitch. You're gonna get a bloody nose. 1075 01:25:54,626 --> 01:25:59,209 I'm not wearing a garland. I have pollen allergies! 1076 01:25:59,376 --> 01:26:00,251 Danish lyrics: Louise Munk Alminde Scandinavian Text Service 1077 01:26:01,305 --> 01:27:01,822 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9wj83 Help other users to choose the best subtitles