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[people cheering faintly]
[cheering continues]
[passengers chatting indistinctly]
[woman] Let's go!
I'M MARRYING THE PERFECT MAN
[woman 1] Too cool!
[woman 2] Okay, let's go.
[woman 3] Let's get this bachelorette party started.
[woman 4] Come on!
[woman 1] Come on, Titi!
["What's Love Got To Do With It" playing muted]
♪ Oh, what's love got to do… ♪
Are you coming or not, Titi?
♪ What's love but a second-hand emotion? ♪
-[women cheering] -♪ Oh, what's love got to do ♪
♪ Got to do with it? ♪
♪ Who needs a heart When a heart can be broken… ♪
[cheering]
There you go!
-[cheering continues] -[laughing]
♪ Who needs a heart When a heart can be broken? ♪
♪ Oh, what's love got to do Got to do with it… ♪
-[woman] Hey, Titi! -[cheering and music continue]
Titi!
Titi, film us!
[woman] Let's go!
♪ What's love got to do Got to do with it? ♪
♪ What's love but a second-hand emotion? ♪
♪ What's love got to do Got to do with it? ♪
♪ Who needs a heart When a heart can be broken? ♪
[whooping]
-[woman 1] Titi, come! -[woman 2] Yeah, come on, Titi!
No.
[woman 1] Come on!
No, I don't have my earplugs.
[all] Boo!
-[woman 1] Oh, come on! -[Titi clears throat]
[man] Mmm-hmm.
[chuckling] Are you from Paris too?
Yeah.
And you? Are you Brazilian?
Even better, I'm Portuguese.
Yeah, Portugal's nice.
It's more exotic, isn't it?
Yeah, that's true.
What are you going to do now?
Now?
Uh, I'm going to read a little
and then go to bed.
Uh… can I come too?
To… To read?
Sorry.
-Sorry, not to read. -[both laughing]
Well, no. I'm not…
I'm not like that at all.
Ah.
So, you're into girls?
-Uh… well, yes. -Is that it?
You like girls?
-Yes. -Ah.
[chuckling] You're into girls.
[muttering and chuckling]
[soft music playing]
[whistling]
Hey! Sir! No, sir!
No, those are my things!
[soft music continues]
[woman shrieking]
[wincing loudly]
[loudly] Are you okay?
[groaning] Ahh!
Are you okay?
What was that? It stings!
-You must've stepped on a weever. -What?
A weever fish, they hide in the sand.
-It stings! -The fish's venom can cause a stroke.
What? Hurry! Help me!
Okay.
What the hell is this?
I know. I'm sorry.
I can't really explain…
-Relax, I'm a nurse. -Okay, okay.
-Take me to the hotel. -Come on.
What's your room number?
But I don't even know you.
I need medical care.
-I know what to do. -Let me go.
-All right. -[groaning loudly]
Ah, yes, it's the venom.
-Room 108. -Got it.
One hundred and eight.
Don't worry, I know what to do.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on.
[hair dryer whirring]
The heat neutralizes the venom.
You'll feel better soon.
-Okay. -[dryer whirring]
Your foot is easy to style.
[laughing]
[whirring continues]
-[woman] Thank you. -You're welcome.
-Here. -[woman] Great.
Up, there you go.
Thanks.
By the way, I'm Rose.
Thibault Galland.
How about a drink, Mr. Galland?
Yeah, sure.
But you'll need to…
[chuckling] Yes, of course.
There's the "Ugly Baby" collection.
[chuckles]
LITTLE BASTARD
The "Street" collection.
GIRL POWER
It's awesome. It's great, I love it.
-Yeah? -This is great.
What's this one?
Ah, that's our "floor mop" romper.
Babies are always crawling around,
why not make the most of it?
It's brilliant.
Great idea.
I'd like to order some, I work in pediatrics.
[Rose] Okay.
Are you here on vacation?
No, for a bachelorette party.
What brings you here?
I'm here for some stupid trade show.
Actually, I needed to get away,
I broke up with my boyfriend.
That's great! I mean…
No, not great that you broke up,
but sometimes it's nice to be single.
I'm single and it's awesome.
Just great.
For example, my friend's getting married next week…
I have to say, her fiancé's mean…
But, you know, I think 25 is young.
Feeling good in your own skin,
that's the most important thing.
I feel good in your skin.
I mean, in my skin. So, it's cool, right? [laughs nervously]
Yes, you're right.
-Really important. -[wincing]
Does it hurt? We need to get the blood flowing.
-Okay. -There.
That feels really good.
All right! There you go.
Is that better?
Ah. Great.
-Okay. -Well.
Oh! It's getting late.
I have to be up early.
Like…
[Titi] Her name is Rose, she's 25.
She's from Grenoble, she has two brothers,
she started a kids' clothing company.
What did you do?
Well…
-Nothing, it was great. -Did you hook up?
No.
It wasn't the right time.
I don't get it. You go to her room for a drink and massage.
Are you stupid?
It was open bar.
She was in a bad relationship. She said she needed time alone.
She said that?
-Yeah. -Really?
That's my impression.
Did you tell her you used to jerk off watching Little Mermaid?
[women laughing]
Come on, I was in 7th grade.
I'd be pissed if I was her.
She thinks you're not interested.
That's ridiculous. What do you know?
Titi, when was the last time you had sex?
-Two years. -What?
-Stop. -Just ask me.
He's forgotten how.
We all know what you're like when you're in love.
You had a crush on us all.
What? Pfft.
Come on…
I had a crush on all of you? Yeah, right!
You should be so lucky.
[all chuckle]
[Titi laughs] And…
You women, seriously.
That's nonsense.
Unbelievable.
["Hooked" by Mayer Hawthorne playing]
♪ Ooh baby I'm hooked ridin' back on you ♪
♪ Maybe it looked like we were through ♪
♪ But baby I'm hooked ridin' back on you ♪
-♪ Ain't a thing I can do ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ When we go out at night ♪
♪ You never talk to me ♪
♪ But when you hold me tight ♪
♪ With all my might ♪
♪ I can't seem to break free ♪
♪ You got me hooked… ♪
RECEPTION BIRTHING UNIT
OLDER CHILDREN SECTION
♪ But I can't stay for another day ♪
♪ I got to get away ♪
-♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪ -[Titi] So…
I have two pills for you, what do I get in exchange?
-Nothing, I don't even want pills. -Mmm.
Tagada, the crazy horse?
No, he's mine.
These aren't free, they're extremely valuable.
-Really? -Yeah.
Everybody around here wants these.
Okay, let's make a deal,
pills for the last banana candy, that's my best offer.
Okay.
[Titi chuckling]
Ready?
Yeah.
Can you help me with the rent this month?
Again?
But you had bonus pay.
I'm saving up for med school.
Did you register?
I'm going next week.
Will you give me the money?
Uh… yeah, okay.
[Lulu] Ugh.
-Rock, paper, scissors? -Go on.
[both] Rock, paper, scissors.
-Rock, paper, scissors. -Shit.
Hi, Alicia.
Lulu's giving you your shot today.
-He hasn't come to visit? -[Alicia] No.
I don't want him to see me like this.
Take it easy! That hurts!
Idiot! Take it off!
Can you turn for me?
You know the drill, it's going to sting.
Breathe out.
And…
[groans] Shit, seriously? You'll pay for this.
[Lulu] Easy now.
I knew it!
-Guess who wants to see me? -What?
It's Rose, date at 5:00 p.m.
-At 5:00? -Yeah.
It's too early, say no.
Suggest dinner at nine in a hip restaurant.
No, she probably can't make it later.
-But… -Are you stupid? Listen to her!
Do you think she wants to hookup at five?
Take these to her while you're at it.
[hip-hop music playing on stereo]
-Hello. -Hi.
Sorry, I'm late.
-No worries. -How are you?
This is for you.
-For me? -Yes.
It's very sweet of you.
It's about children's fashion in the Middle Ages.
I know this painting.
It's on exhibit at the Louvre, by Jean Hey.
And that's Charles-Orland, he died very young.
-Great. -[laughs] Yeah.
That'll be our first son's name, for luck.
Not so fast, I don't make babies with just anyone.
No, I'd love to have babies with you.
-What do you want to do? -Whatever you like.
-[Rose] Yeah? -Whatever you want.
You might regret saying that,
I noticed a clothes sale nearby.
I'd love to go.
All right, let's go.
-Are you sure? -Yeah, fine.
-It's this way. -Okay.
See?
-Bruno never wanted to come with me. -Bruno?
Yeah, my ex.
Oh, yeah. Right…
Jerk! He's already posting pictures of himself with some bimbo.
Can you imagine?
-Yeah, not cool. -No respect.
Let's not get into that.
No, I don't mind.
Honestly, I don't usually go for guys like that.
Lower-class guys who think they can make it to the top.
He fought so hard to seduce me,
I ended up falling for him.
And then he changed?
-Big time. -Ah.
As soon as I fell in love with him,
he started lying, standing me up…
Then I'd find out he'd been partying with his rappers.
-He's a rapper? -No, he owns a label.
Really.
["Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys playing]
♪ Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? ♪
♪ Then we wouldn't have to wait so long ♪
♪ And wouldn't it be nice To live together ♪
♪ In the kind of world where we belong? ♪
♪ No one's gonna make it That much better ♪
♪ When we can say goodnight And stay together ♪
♪ Wouldn't it be nice If we could wake up ♪
♪ In the morning when the day… ♪
-[Rose] I'll see you later. -Yeah.
♪ Hold each other close The whole night through ♪
♪ Happy times together… ♪
ROSE Can we meet up?
♪ I wish that Every kiss was never ending ♪
♪ Wouldn't it be nice? ♪
[song continues]
Thanks.
Thanks very much.
Cheers.
♪ Baby, then there wouldn't be A single thing we couldn't do ♪
-♪ Oh, we could be married ♪ -♪ We could be married ♪
-♪ And then we'd be happy ♪ -♪ And then we'd be happy ♪
♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice? ♪
♪ You know It seems the more we talk about it ♪
♪ It only makes it worse To live without it ♪
♪ But let's talk about it… ♪
Rose, I know your last relationship wasn't the best.
But I think we'd make a great couple.
That was good.
[exhales sharply]
-Hey! -Hi.
-[Titi] How are you? -Ugh.
I got my period. I just want to eat pizza and watch Netflix.
Come in.
Would you like some tea?
No, too much caffeine.
Trying to quit?
[laughs] Yeah.
I hadn't noticed how handsome you are!
Thanks.
A date?
Uh, well, yes.
-With who? -With you.
I hope you have condoms.
Well, yeah.
Then, bro, let's do it.
[laughing]
-[Titi laughs nervously] -It's so weird.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
[both laughing]
Crazy…
[Rose laughing] Oh, my God…
Well, sit down.
What?
Sit? Yes, of course.
But…
No, I have to go.
I forgot, I'm meeting my ex for dinner.
She works night shifts at the morgue.
-Wow, crazy. -Yeah.
-[laughing] It's pretty crazy. -I can't wait to meet her.
Yeah, sure.
-Uh, that's my room. -Right.
And so…
I… Good night, enjoy your period!
[laughs nervously]
[door buzzing]
[rain falling]
[thunder rumbling]
-[Lulu] Hi. -How are you?
[woman] Good.
He's like a lost soul.
[woman] Are you okay?
I should've listened.
Ah.
It's over now.
Maybe there's something we can do.
Ugh. No, it's hopeless. I'm a loser, that's all.
You have everything a girl could ever want.
Do you know why you never have sex?
Because you always end up in the friend zone.
Let's be clear, she called him "bro."
-No, but… -Seriously, it's…
He's in the friend zone.
[all chuckling]
Okay…
What's the deal with…
Go on.
When you're just friends, there's no mystery,
no sexual tension, no seduction.
You're never considered as a potential boyfriend, just as a friend.
-It's systematic with you. -Mmm-hmm.
-How can I get out of it? -It's almost impossible.
The magic happens in the beginning. It'll be difficult.
So, I'll end up alone with a cat.
No, you've got us now.
We have a plan.
First things first.
What would you say are your greatest strengths
with women?
[woman] So?
I'm honest.
Yes, that's true,
you never cheated in school. That's a real turn on, isn't it?
[all chuckling]
All right, well… I don't know, I'm attentive.
-No, you're not attentive. -But I am.
You're…
accommodating.
-Yes. -What does that mean?
You always say yes to make things easy, to be nice.
But we never know what you really want.
You want me to stop being nice?
[all] No.
-No, it's just that-- -You have to stand up for yourself.
Nice people can be annoying.
There are other sides to me.
I'm funny. I'm always joking around.
That's true.
Quality matters more than quantity.
Come on, he's funny sometimes, isn't he?
-You'll laugh at anything. -[laughing] No, not true.
-Yes. -No, not true.
-Yes. -No.
-Stop. -[Titi] Okay.
So, basically, I shouldn't be nice or tell jokes.
I can't do anything.
-But in your case, it's a turnoff. -Exactly.
Tell me, then, what should I do about Rose?
So…
You disappear.
Tell her you're going far away on some mission.
-Yeah, far like Siberia. -[woman] Right.
No phones, no internet, no messages.
She won't be able to reach you.
She forgets you're friends and we give you a makeover.
When we think you're ready, you come back, but not as a friend,
-as a sexy hunk. -[bangs table]
Get it?
Okay.
When?
[in English] Monday, 6:00 a.m. [in French] Workout, Vincennes park.
But that's in the morning.
-[in English] No pain, no gain. -Mmm-hmm.
No pain, no gain.
[in French] Don't ever be late again.
Let's go.
FITNESS TRAIL HARD - EASY
You're a great guy, Titi.
You just don't know it.
And girls can't see it either.
You need an image.
If we all had a color,
I'd be red.
Why? Because I'm determined.
I make things happen.
What color would you be?
-I don't know. -Beige.
Yeah, beige goes with everything.
But it's boring.
-You know anyone who wants a beige car? -No.
It's the same with you. No one's interested.
Come on.
Come on, give it all you've got.
[panting]
Ahh.
Shit…
You need to be able to share your feelings,
speak your mind.
But I do.
Okay. Tell me one thing that made you angry this week.
Uh…
My banker.
-Banker? -Yes.
Are all bankers motherfuckers, is that it?
Did you forget I work in a bank?
No, that's not what I meant at all.
-And you in HR-- -Beige!
That's a beige answer.
Say they're motherfuckers.
You're always trying to avoid conflict.
You can't have real intimacy unless you're sincere.
You're not some doormat.
Sit straight.
There.
Open your chest.
[in English] Shine.
[in French] Lulu's right. You need Kizomba.
-What? -An African dance.
All right, I have real work to do. See you.
No, Maud…
I don't dance.
Shit…
[sensual dance music playing]
Girls these days, we make our own money, we drive, we vote.
We have no time to waste, we want sensual men
like Pharrell Williams or Justin Timberlake, you know?
[dance music continues]
Hi.
[Lulu] Hi, Félicien.
Relax. One, two, three, boom boom cha.
Stand straight.
First, a slow ocho.
Turn, one, two, three.
Boom, boom, cha.
-Boom boom cha? -Here we go.
[dance music continues]
-Straighten up. -Okay.
Put your hand on my back.
Sorry.
-[woman] Ah! -That must've hurt.
A little.
Did you know? You talk way too much.
Yeah. Too much.
A woman should be curious.
Don't spit everything out.
Men talk a lot, but they don't say much.
You have to learn the art of silent pauses.
You'll gain advantage.
And no laughing.
And stop always saying… [imitates mockingly] "Great!"
-So annoying. -It's…
Look at me.
We want a man comfortable with silence,
who's not trying to be funny.
That's a confident, charismatic man.
You don't get it.
No, he didn't.
How can I get close to someone if I don't talk?
Just be present.
Listen.
That's your ticket to intimacy.
Then you need a degree of ambiguity.
Ambiguity?
A little naughtiness.
Naughtiness?
Let's try something.
I really enjoy being with you, I…
You seem sensitive…
you really listen.
-Yeah? -[both] Shh!
You have a very nice name,
you know what it reminds me of?
-No. -[both] Shh!
A knight… with his dragon.
His armor.
His long, hard…
sword.
You can talk now.
Well, it's a derivative of Théeubalt from the Middle Ages.
[Maud] Seriously?
I can't discuss etymology?
-No! -We don't care.
This is the reason why women suffer from vaginal dryness.
Shot, please.
Yes, please.
Is she your type?
Oh, yes.
I like that.
Jennifer Paoli, influencer.
She became a millionaire
-by posting breakfast pics. -[Lulu] No way.
They even published her profile on TV.
She's attractive.
Single?
Straight, Maud.
[Lulu chuckling]
Back to business, Titi.
-We told you, sit up. -That's it.
Too sweet.
-Alex? -Yes?
What makes sex good for girls?
-Mmm… -So? How's it going?
He's no good in bed.
What? No, not at all.
That's not what I said.
-[snaps fingers] -Thibault.
Sex is with a partner, do you understand?
Every relationship is different.
Nothing is really good or bad.
But we can teach you some basics.
-Really? -Mmm-hmm.
Like what? Role playing? Or…
The three of us? Like a threesome?
No, calm down.
Okay.
The thumb, for example.
The thumb?
What about it?
You don't use it?
Why? Should I?
Alex's husband used his thumb
and she married him right away.
-Really? -Yes.
[laughing] No, it's not true.
But I'm interested,
why did you choose him?
I don't know. He's charming,
vulnerable.
He said he loved me, I knew he was the one.
I could see it in his eyes.
He needed me.
You can't top that.
Don't ever say you love someone
unless you're sincere.
How do you do that?
What do you say?
I can't explain it, you have to feel it.
["Fly" by Machiavel playing]
♪ Fly, I wanna fly ♪
♪ It's been a long time I'm waiting for you at night ♪
♪ I wanna fly ♪
Three. Step back. Have her to face you.
♪ It's been a long time I'm burnin' for you at night ♪
I bought myself a bonsai.
Come on!
♪ You know, baby We're gonna make it higher tonight ♪
♪ Though I know you'll go your own way ♪
Come on, eight!
Again, come on.
And three.
♪ Baby, gimme a good time… ♪
[music continues faintly]
This is a thumb, okay?
So, there's the tap.
You see? Softly.
And you caress, in small circles.
Like that.
And tap.
That's it, paf, paf, paf.
And up, and up, and up.
Gently.
The other thumb.
Gently.
You can hook it too.
It's all in the wrist.
Anchor and hook.
Use your finger too.
One, two, exactly.
Perfect!
♪ Fight, don't wanna fight ♪
♪ I only want you to be my lover My love tonight ♪
♪ Fly, I know we'll fly ♪
♪ It's been a long, long time I've waited for you at night ♪
♪ Though I know you'll go your own way ♪
♪ Tomorrow is another day ♪
♪ Forget it, baby Gimme a good time ♪
[rock music continues]
I went to visit cancer patients. They were calm,
taking their time.
[clapping and cheering]
Wow!
[Alex] The opening of Rose's new showroom,
Titi, it's the perfect setting.
Remember your story?
Siberia, great land of contrasts.
I was in a village in Yakutia.
It was the most intense experience of my life.
Forces of nature, people, etc…
[Maud] And don't pay her too much attention.
[Titi] Okay.
Congratulate her.
We'll stay 15 minutes.
You have a Kizomba party to go to.
Then I offer to take her next time.
-[in English] Yes, sir! -[in French] You've got this!
-[Titi exhales] Okay. -[Alex] Here we go.
[upbeat music playing faintly]
-Your collection is beautiful. -[Rose] Really?
-You like it? -Yes!
Titi, you're back!
I'd never miss this!
Your first showroom.
This is Alexandra, Maud, and Lulu.
Nice to meet you.
-[both] Hi. -Is there a cloakroom?
Yes, beside the bathroom.
-[Alex] Okay. -[Maud] Thanks.
[Rose] You look great.
Thanks, so do you.
You're sweet.
Well done, it's amazing.
Thanks, I'm expecting a Zampa executive, I'm a bit stressed.
He'll love it, don't worry.
Where were you?
I was in Siberia.
I was training local nomadic caregivers.
Yeah, that's great.
Amazing.
Wait, my boyfriend!
Bruno, come here.
He called to apologize about a month ago and invited me to move in.
This is Thibault.
Right, Pipi!
The nude guy on the beach.
Thanks for taking care of her. She's lost without me.
There's no more champagne, darling.
I'll call and order 30 bottles?
-No, there's more. -You're sure?
-Yes. -You don't want to be stingy.
Yeah, you're right.
Stay here, Titi, I have so much to tell you.
So, you're a hospital porter?
-Nurse. -Yes.
You're in social services, honestly that's…
I really respect that…
Not for me, I wanted to make money.
If ever you need any, just call me. Here.
Seriously, just call me.
No.
No, I can't believe it.
Maud.
-Bruno. -How long has it been? Five years?
Okay? You're white as a ghost.
-[Bruno] What are you doing here? -I'm with a friend.
Fifi?
-You know this guy? -Mmm-hmm.
You're a real bombshell.
You're making me hot…
-You still into girls? -Still, yes.
Keep in touch.
-If ever you want… -No.
See you later.
I hate that guy.
[both] Who?
-Him. -[tapping glass]
Here's to the designer of the Kooky Kids collection,
a toast to you, my darling.
Believe me, starting a new business isn't easy.
When I started, no one ever gave me a chance.
I'm a self-made man.
I hope you'll have the same success.
To Rose!
-[all] To Rose! -Thank you.
[all clapping]
Congratulations.
Thanks.
I have to get out of here.
[exhales]
ME AND MY DETOX WATER
[pop music playing faintly]
One more?
It's nice to see you.
And so soon.
That's how I am.
I'm straightforward.
You don't usually drink?
If this is some game, it won't work.
I'm normally a saint.
I don't drink or smoke, I'm in social services.
No sex on the first date.
Really?
I'm the same, no drugs or alcohol.
My job is kind of a social service too.
And casual sex is not my thing.
What if
we broke all our rules tonight?
Did you hear what I said?
I can't stop thinking about you.
But I want a serious man
who can accept my status and lifestyle.
That's what I want too.
Yeah?
You want proof?
Mmm-hmm.
I haven't had sex in over a year.
Really?
Why?
That's just how I am.
It has to be meaningful.
And I really like you…
You know what?
I haven't had sex in a year either.
-[moaning] -Shh, shh, shh!
Okay.
[Jennifer] Yes!
Oh, yes!
What are you doing with your thumb? [moaning loudly]
[indistinct moaning]
[both moaning]
As I'm heading into the store room,
who do I see walking out in heels?
Go on, tell us!
Jennifer.
No.
[in English] No fucking way.
[in French] Our Titi had sex with her at the hospital?
He wanted to be naughty and break all the rules.
He was long overdue.
Well…
Rose has no idea what she's missing.
Her stupid asshole of a boyfriend won't stop texting me.
-[Alex] No. -[Maud] Yes.
He wants me to shift to penises.
-Bruno? -Mmm-hmm.
He says his is spectacular.
Watch it, here he comes, and he's with her.
Hi, girls, this is Jennifer.
Hi, girls.
-Hello. -Hi.
[man] Hi, there.
Uh, can we see the menu?
And water with lemon for my girlfriend.
Warm water, and unwaxed lemon, please.
-[man] All right. -[Titi] Okay.
-Here you go. -Thanks.
-Well… -So…
There's nothing raw here.
Tomatoes are so inflammatory.
Ugh.
I'm sorry,
I really watch what I eat.
It's really important.
We saw that on Instagram.
No, it's admirable. You know, people die of gluten every day.
-No, it's horrible. -Yeah.
I need to sanitize, I'll be right back.
She's cool, isn't she?
She seems a little intense.
-[Titi] Yes. -Yeah.
If only you knew what we did, I think she likes me.
Isn't this too fast?
Aren't you proud? I'd never have done this before.
Thanks to you.
-Can I have a word? -Yes.
[whispers]
Okay. Uh…
I'm sorry, Jen has just finished fasting
and the menu's not optimal.
[both] Ah.
She's not used to these types of restaurants.
-She's higher-end. -[Jennifer] Sorry.
It was fun, but another time?
I'll choose next time, and we'll eat for free.
-Great. -[laughing] No problem.
Photo?
-Yes, absolutely. -Sure.
-[Jennifer in English] Smile! -[camera clicking]
-[Jennifer exclaiming] -[camera clicking continuously]
[in French] Ah, no, ugly. That's bad. Oh, well. See you later.
-Tchüss. -Bye.
-Ciao. -Bye.
[Jennifer] Get out of my way.
Where should we put it?
Try over there.
-Good. -Go on.
[upbeat music playing]
Turn, now turn again.
Move it back.
Set the flash.
Like this?
[in English] Yes!
[in French] Perfect!
I love you!
[on recording] This is Thibault's mailbox.
-[Jennifer] What are you doing? -[Titi mutters]
[Alex exhales]
No, what are you doing?
Sorry, I don't…
[upbeat music continues]
That's a closeup, I want more of a body shot.
Yes!
[Jennifer moaning]
[Jennifer exclaims]
[moaning] Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
[moaning] Yes, yes, yes!
-[groans] -[moaning continues]
[Rose] I'm happy with you.
[camera shutter clicking]
Sorry, sweetheart.
You're so sweet! I love you!
Who is this?
-[blowing raspberry] -[grunting]
Hey, there.
-[camera clicking] -Hey!
My little baby.
-Hey! -Hey.
-Yoo-hoo! -[gasps]
[laughing]
-[exhales] -So, I'll see you this afternoon.
First, acupuncture,
and then Vegan Night at the Crillon Hotel.
[Titi] Oof.
Honestly, I'm pretty tired.
I'm going to…
I won't be able to make it tonight.
You want me to go alone?
Uh…
Why? It's not a big deal, is it?
Not a big deal?
What will my followers think if I show up alone?
Two million followers!
I'm doing this for us.
-I've never done this for anybody else. -Okay.
Well…
[voice breaking] I knew this would happen.
You give everything…
No…
Wait, don't cry.
[sobs] You promised you'd be there.
I'm under so much pressure.
Of course, I see that.
My job is just as important as your job.
Yeah, just like caring for children.
-[sobbing] -I'll go with you, it's fine.
I'll come, okay?
-Really? -Yes.
Promise, sweetheart?
Yes, I promise.
Hey!
-Hey, there! -Hey!
Rose?
Hi.
-Lulu, right? -Yes. What are you doing here?
I was passing by and I wanted to see Thibault.
Do you know where he is?
He finished his rounds.
He should be in room 212.
-Thanks a lot. See you. -Ciao.
Hi.
You never call me, so I came to see you.
What are you doing?
I'm playing music for…
for Michel.
I'm hoping he comes out of his coma.
Nice.
We can go.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
[both chuckle]
My future clients?
[laughs] Yeah.
I'm happy to see you.
[phone chiming]
Uh… yeah.
-Me too. -[phone chimes]
[laughs] She's persistent.
Can I see?
[Titi] Uh… No, but…
You can't just read my texts.
So, tell me, what's it like to date a Kardashian?
Uh, well, um…
It's good, we have fun.
And how's your asshole boyfriend?
Sorry?
That's how you described him.
We don't owe each other any explanation.
Even if we're dating, we can still be friends.
I'm not at your beck and call.
What's going on, Titi?
Nothing, forget it.
Call me "Thibault," please.
Okay.
All you had to do is ask.
You don't seem happy to see me.
I'll go. Good luck with your little hottie.
[Lulu] I caught a glimpse of their conversation…
What's going on?
I was saying Rose left in a hurry.
So, tell us.
No, I don't know. She wanted to catch up.
I was rude, she got upset.
She's not angry, she's jealous.
You don't have time for her anymore.
Look who got himself out of the friend zone!
Way to go, Titi!
-Huh? -Is Jennifer really into you?
I don't know, kind of.
Do you like her?
Yes.
But not as much as Rose.
Why are you asking me this?
Listen, Rose is jealous.
Thanks to Maud, we know her boyfriend's into lesbians.
-Yeah. -So, I have a plan to open her eyes.
Now, you're scaring me.
I don't get it.
What's the plan?
You're going to use Jennifer to spice things up with Rose.
Mmm, great idea!
No. No, we can't do that.
I agree, we should never play with people's feelings.
Come on, guys.
It's one week with Jennifer, then you let her down gently.
Easy to say.
No.
She'll bounce back.
Don't worry, she gets plenty of offers.
-You didn't promise her anything. -No.
Good.
[Lulu] And so…
-Maud's going to trap Bruno. -[Maud spitting]
[in English] What?
[in French] If you're patient, you'll get a second chance with Rose.
Say something, Titi.
Yes or no?
Do you want Rose or not?
-Make a call. -Yes, yes, yes.
-Say it. -Okay.
-Let's give it a shot. -All right.
[Titi] Okay.
KOOKY KIDS
Can I help you?
I'm sorry.
You're right, I was rude and I've been avoiding you.
Why?
I was upset to see you back with your ex.
But if you trust him, he must deserve it.
I'm sorry too.
I should never have judged you. I…
I don't know her, I…
So, are we friends?
Of course.
I'm having a costume party,
want to come?
-Yes! -With Bruno?
-Yeah. -Cool.
I have to meet Jennifer. We're having a picnic.
Nice.
-Yeah, bye. -Cool.
Bye.
I'm telling you, no longer than 20 minutes.
Stop, I'm sure it'll be fun.
Yeah, sure.
The sick kids' nurse is going to entertain us. [laughing]
Such a waste of time.
-[upbeat music playing faintly] -[indistinct chatter]
Hello.
[guest] Hello.
[upbeat music playing]
That's them, go on.
Hello, beautiful.
Welcome.
What kind of party is this?
[Rose] Thibault!
Wait.
He's dating Jennifer Paoli?
You follow her?
Sometimes.
[Titi] Rose, you came! Cool!
Jennifer, this is my friend, Rose.
And her boyfriend…
-[Rose] It's Bruno. Bruno. -Yeah.
Welcome.
What is this party?
It's all thanks to my sweetheart.
This isn't free, I have to get back to my postings.
Yeah.
[Jennifer] See you later!
How are you?
Hey! Remember the guy who came to see my collection?
Uh, yeah.
-He loved it. -Really?
He wants me to manage the new kids' department.
-Fantastic! -[Bruno] But…
He wants her to move to Spain,
and I have a label to run.
No, I can't accept,
but I was flattered.
Yeah.
I'll leave you.
-I need some shots. -Okay.
I'm so proud of you!
Thanks.
[Jennifer] Baby, we're doing a live video.
Uh…
-Baby, come on! -Go on.
[upbeat music continues]
[ethereal music playing]
[dance music playing]
[in English] Fucking shit.
[in French] What am I doing?
Don't worry, just a few photos, and then leave.
I have to show a boob?
So? Can we get started?
Rose is bored, her boyfriend's drunk.
[Lulu] Yeah.
Yes.
For courage.
-For Titi? -[both] Yes, for Titi.
[in English] Fucking shit.
[in French] Hi, Rose.
-Hi. -I'm Alexandra, remember?
Are you busy?
No.
Could you bring this to Thibault's room?
I don't want anyone to steal it. I need to get some ice.
No problem. Where is it?
Up one floor.
-Okay. -Thanks so much.
Sure.
[music continues faintly]
-[gasps] -Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I tripped, I don't know, I'm sorry.
Shit, but…
Are you stupid or what? My dress!
This really pisses me off!
She's in your room.
[chuckles softly]
Are you snooping in my bedroom?
Why children?
I'm myself with them.
And, uh… there's no pretense.
They're more direct.
They tell you if they love you…
…or not. [laughs]
Oh! What's this?
A hot night in the city?
I sometimes go on Thursdays.
So, you dance.
[sensual dance music playing]
[mouthing]
You drive me crazy.
-Good shot? -Perfect.
Now, they have to heat things up.
I remember what you said. Is it really spectacular?
A treasure.
Shit.
So,
we come very close together.
Your arm goes here,
around my shoulders. My foot between yours.
There.
Okay.
Follow me?
Okay.
-[Maud] I don't feel anything. -Let me warm up.
These things take time.
I'm getting hot now, I feel it.
Not bad.
[mouthing]
[Bruno] So, first, doggy style.
-No worries. -That's better.
[Bruno] Easy now, yeah…
[Maud] No, but I can't feel anything.
Now that's good.
That's it, we got him.
Yeah…
This isn't working for me.
Now, I'll post it, and we're done.
[sensual music playing]
♪ Mama mia, whatcha done to me? ♪
♪ Is it magic or just voodoo? ♪
♪ Come, come, let me feel you ♪
♪ Close, close while I hold you tight ♪
♪ Baby Can you hear my heart beating too? ♪
♪ Is it you that I want and need? ♪
♪ If you feel alone ♪
♪ I'm standing by your side ♪
[sensual music continues]
Maybe we should join the others?
Sure, if you want.
Okay.
I know what this is.
-No, you have no idea. -Yeah, you want to see what I've got.
No problem.
Ready, here you go.
So?
It's not what you think.
What's going on?
You should show everyone.
[Bruno exclaims]
[guests exclaiming and laughing]
[man] Idiot! Put that away!
Thibault, wait.
-[Alex] Are you okay? -[Lulu] Titi!
[man] And it's so small.
Weren't we just planning photos?
It's not my fault, the guy's an idiot.
Thibault?
What are you doing here?
I wanted to make sure you're okay.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Come in.
-Thankfully, I still have my apartment. -[chuckles]
I feel so stupid.
You had no way of knowing.
No, I did.
Why would he become a nice guy overnight?
People don't change.
No, you believed in him.
It's cool.
And people do change.
Take it from me.
Yeah, maybe in Siberia.
Yeah.
-Why are you here? -Hmm?
You're missing the party.
I don't care.
You're more important than that.
[Rose chuckles softly]
Can you hold me?
[Rose sighs deeply]
It's not a good idea.
Yes, why not?
What about Jennifer?
I don't care about her.
That's classy.
Doesn't she care?
No…
Do you think I need this now?
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
I thought you were my friend.
You just want to sleep with me?
No, I mean, not at all.
I'm pathetic. I was about to fall for it again.
-Rose-- -Please, go.
-Rose-- -Just go!
[scooter approaching]
So?
Where were you?
Please, not now. I just want to go to bed.
Where were you?
I was with Rose.
You want to leave me?
For her?
-Jennifer-- -Answer me.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I tried to forget her--
[groaning]
Me?
-Nobody dumps me! -[blow landing]
Do you know who I am?
I'm the face of Etam.
Rihanna follows me!
I will not have some lowlife nurse leave me for some lame chick!
I'm leaving you, you piece of shit!
[spits]
Fucking asshole!
-[Titi groaning] -[Jennifer] Fuck you! Fuckhead!
Are you okay?
[Jennifer] How dare you!
Seriously! Piece of shit!
She's some piece of work.
[screaming] Asshole!
Shit…
What happened with Rose?
She threw me out.
I tried to kiss her.
You need to give it time.
That was definitely in the friend zone.
-[Lulu] Not very smart. -Yeah.
Not smart?
And your shitty ideas?
I'm sorry?
But I was only trying to help.
Help? How have you helped me?
Tell me, how?
-Seriously? -[Lulu] But…
Go on, tell me.
Why do I follow your advice?
You think you know everything,
you're harsh, a slut, and you hate your job.
You act like a 16-year-old
and you're irresponsible.
-Titi, don't be mean. -Why?
Does that upset you, Alex?
I'm screwing up your plans?
I'm out of line?
I'm not allowed to be mean?
Sorry, but friendship works both ways.
I'm sick of being your guinea pig.
That's enough.
You got what you wanted.
I've really changed.
I'm not her friend, I'll never be her boyfriend,
and I've become an asshole.
["Tough Love" by Sailor and I playing]
♪ Something you said ♪
♪ Made me lose again ♪
♪ I can't remember the last time You made me feel safe ♪
♪ There's no room for love ♪
♪ No time for understanding ♪
♪ Sometimes I start a fight Just to see if you care ♪
♪ It's not getting better ♪
♪ It's not getting any easier ♪
♪ I never thought I could become ♪
♪ So cold inside ♪
♪ Day after day ♪
♪ We're wishing our lives would change ♪
♪ As long as you say it's all right ♪
♪ It's all right with me ♪
♪ If we promise too much ♪
♪ Or not enough… ♪
-[song fading] -[both chuckling]
[Lulu] Are you finished?
No, not yet.
[Lulu] I wanted to tell you.
I registered for med school.
Cool.
I'm happy for you.
The girls are here.
Alex had an obstetrician appointment.
She didn't want me to tell you, but…
she's pregnant.
Hey!
I'm so happy.
I'm going to be an aunt.
How's Thibault?
Good.
-I think so. -Yeah.
-So, you're expecting a baby? -Titi, you came.
I mean, Thibault.
-Come here, I need a hug. -[Alex laughing]
-[Titi] Well done. -Thanks.
My husband and I were wondering
if you'd be the godfather.
Godfather?
Yes, of course!
Thanks.
So…
I couldn't help myself, I did a bit of shopping.
So sweet.
First gift as a new mom!
Wow. I love it.
"Kooky Kids."
-Rose's brand? -Yes.
Did you see on Facebook?
She's selling her couch.
-I think she's moving to Spain for work. -Okay.
-That's cool. -[Alex] Yes.
Good for her.
Uh… I have to get back to work.
Congratulations, Alex.
Thanks.
I'm really sorry about what I said.
I wasn't thinking.
You had a valid point.
And, you know,
we're sorry too.
Why are you here?
-You ignore my texts. -You shouldn't have come.
Sorry, but I like you.
So, here I am.
A stuffed toy? I'm not a baby!
Can't you see? We need alone time.
Are you okay?
I have to see Rose, fill in for me.
[triumphant music playing]
-[thud] -[tires screech]
[bell tolling]
[crowd crying softly]
[priest] He was the best friend ever.
Always there to listen, to comfort,
to get you through hard times.
He was a great romantic,
but his life was too short.
He missed out on true love.
God called him to His side.
[melancholy music playing]
[camera clicking]
[music distorting and fading]
[gasps]
[doctor] Don't worry, he pulled through.
[Alex] Thanks.
Mr. Galland,
you experienced a shock, but nothing serious. I'll be right back.
All right?
[Alex] How do you feel?
[Lulu] You really gave us a scare.
Lucky it happened here.
What day is it?
Time?
It's Tuesday, 8:00 a.m.
Rose is leaving.
-Help me, I have to go. -But you just got hit by a car.
[Titi] Come on!
[triumphant music playing]
[Alex] Hurry!
[doctor] Hey! Stop! Hey!
[Lulu] Hurry up!
-[Maud] Watch out, sir! -[Lulu] Get out of the way!
Brake, brake, brake!
[Maud] Let's go!
[Alex] Ready to go!
["Someone To You" by Banners playing]
♪ I just want to be someone ♪
♪ Well, doesn't everyone? ♪
♪ And if you feel the great dividing ♪
♪ I wanna be the one you're guiding ♪
♪ 'Cause I believe That you could lead the way ♪
♪ I just wanna be somebody to someone… ♪
Thibault, don't forget you have to…
♪ I never had nobody, no road home ♪
♪ I wanna be somebody to someone ♪
♪ And if the sun starts setting The sky goes cold ♪
♪ Then if the clouds get heavy And start to fall ♪
♪ I really need somebody to call my own… ♪
Rose.
-What happened? -I got hit by a car, it doesn't matter.
-Please, listen to me. -I don't want to see you.
-Let me explain. -There's nothing to say.
Shit…
[keypad beeping]
-What? -[keypad beeping]
Excuse me.
Can you tell me the new code?
Didn't you hear what she said?
It's fine, guys.
Come on.
Get out of here!
-[Titi] Fine. -We're working.
But I'm injured.
-Get out! -Fine. I'm leaving.
What's he doing?
Rose!
I know you can hear me, please, listen.
I lied, I never went to Siberia.
When we met, I fell in love, but I didn't pursue it.
I told myself you needed time,
but I was just scared.
I was afraid of rejection.
When I decided to make my move,
it was too late, we were friends.
I wanted you to think of me differently, so I reinvented myself.
I tried to make you jealous.
I wasn't jealous.
Anyway, I don't want to be that guy.
So, what do you want?
I don't care about all that posturing.
And you shouldn't care either. I know you, Rose.
I know your qualities, your flaws, and your fears.
I've seen you when you're fragile.
My feelings for you never changed.
I love you.
You know,
if I hadn't been so stupid that night on the beach, it could've been different.
Give me a second chance.
I changed.
This time, it'll be the real me,
without any lies, games, or pretense.
That's crazy, I'm moving.
So I'll follow you, I don't care.
[exclaims]
Let me prove I can be more than a friend,
or a casual boyfriend.
I could be the man of your life.
It's 58.
[exclaims]
What?
Oh, the code.
Shit, the code!
-[door buzzing] -[song resumes playing]
♪ And if the sun starts setting The sky goes cold ♪
♪ Then if the clouds get heavy And start to fall ♪
♪ I really need somebody to call my own ♪
♪ I wanna be somebody to someone ♪
♪ Someone to you ♪
♪ Someone to you Someone to you ♪
-Whoo! -[all cheering and clapping]
[Alex] We did it!
[song continues playing]
Our little darling!
♪ I just wanna be somebody to someone Oh ♪
♪ I wanna be somebody to someone Oh ♪
♪ I never had nobody and no road home ♪
♪ I wanna be somebody to someone ♪
♪ And if the sun starts setting The sky goes cold ♪
♪ Then if the clouds get heavy And start to fall ♪
♪ I really need somebody to call my own… ♪
[friends exclaiming on phone]
[Alex] Where are you?
On a beach in Barcelona.
[Lulu] When are you back?
I found a job at the Hospital del Mar.
[Maud] I told you she'd steal him away.
You'll come for the baby's birth?
Of course, we'll be there.
Oh, uh… I think I've got to go.
Love you guys.
[all] Us to!
-Bye! -Bye.
[romantic music playing]
[yelps]
[romantic music continues]
A FILM BY CHARLES VAN TIEGHEM
[romantic music playing]
Subtitle translation by: Leanne Rivest