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(funk music)
(upbeat music)
- That's your baby.
- I already know.
Mama's baby wanna lick the spoon.
- Mm-hmm, I'm waiting on that.
- Let's do it like old times.
Remember the airplane?
- Mm-hmm, you know I do.
- How's that taste?
- Mother, that is so good.
- That's mama's toot.
Now boy, if you don't get over there
and finish those dishes
and I'm a just go ahead and check the oven.
- All right.
This is gonna be delicious.
Damn, that was good.
I can't wait till that's done, ooh.
- That's mama's baby.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, damn.
Learn how to stop.
Know how to do that, though, head.
(phone ringing)
- Yo!
- [Dave] Ray-Ray, what up?
- Hey, what's good, man?
- Hey, I'm about to prank call Reg
on three-way real quick, so don't say nothing.
- Aight, bet.
- Shit 'bout to be funny as hell.
You there?
All right.
- Hello?
- [Dave] Hello motherfucking it?
- Who's this?
- What's your favorite scary movie?
- Dave, man, what do you want?
- How do you know this me, I mean Dave?
- I could smell your breath through the phone.
- Bitch, anyways, hey bro.
I got an epic prank that we can do
to go out on top, fam.
Hey, bro.
Yeah, anyways, we gotta do something epic
to go out with a bang, bro.
- A bang?
- [Dave] Yes.
I'm talking about social media fame.
Something that would immortalize us.
- I don't know, man, knowing you,
that sound kinda risky.
And plus, I'm trying to focus on getting into college.
- Bro, only stupid people go to college,
which leads me to my next point.
You're already in.
- Well, I'm trying to focus on like keeping
my image clean.
- When did you become such a pussy?
- I'm not a pussy, man.
(Mom clearing throat)
- [Dave] Ray-Ray, back me up here.
- Hey, yeah, so look, so look,
I'm down for whatever gets these women involved.
- See, Reg, Ray-Ray's in.
He wants pussy, not to be one.
- Look, there's other ways of getting pussy,
women, like being a gentlemen.
- Man, see, there he go again.
That's way too much work.
- Man, look, I'm not saying we blowing things up
or anything illegal.
I just want us to be noticed.
- Man, ain't you tired of just being
in your room all day jerking off?
- Come on, man, let's just do this
one last thing, bro, please.
- Come on Reg.
- All right, man, cool.
- Whoo!
- [Dave] Bring on the pussy.
- Fuck, I just got this phone.
Mom!
I think I need a new phone.
- Did this nigga just say whoo hoo?
I need some new friends.
(upbeat music)
- Where you been, man? You late.
- Hold on, boop, boop, you say what?
- I said where you been, you late.
- Why you didn't just say that?
- Always got an excuse, man.
- [Dave] My bad, bro.
- Oh, there he go right there.
- Did you get him? There he go.
- Yeah, my dawg.
Hey, listen, man.
- What's up?
- While you out here Tony Hawkins,
table number two need they order, man.
- Got you.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I drank about four of them apple juices.
- [Dave] Wow.
- Stomach ma, bleb, bleb, bleb.
- Bloo, bloop, I already know.
- [Cook] Man, I'm farted double time,
don't tell nobody. - That's you?
- [Cook] Yeah, that's me, man.
- That's crazy.
Table two, table two.
Table two.
Hey, how you put this hairnet on.
Never mind, I'll figure it out.
Let's get this, what they get some burgers.
Oh, shit, they seen me, did they see me?
(phone ringing)
What?
Nah, nigga, we closed.
Appreciate you.
Hang that.
Order up.
Guess I gotta take this shit myself.
Hey, this for y'all or the kids.
Right here, baby.
Your family, you ain't gonna feed your kids?
- Shit, these ain't my kids.
- These ain't your kids?
Let me see, look at me.
Y'all got a hairline,
them ain't my kids, either.
Call the CPS on you.
- What the?
- Bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop.
- [Customer] Man!
- [Cook] What the?
- There's ants on this burger.
(woman retching)
- What you say, man?
- Man, there's ants on this motherfuckin' burger.
- [Cook] Ants?
- [Customer] What type of joint is this, bro?
- [Cook] It's, uh...
- You left the plastic on the cheese.
- [Cook] Now you trippin', man.
Just take the plastic off the cheese.
- Y'all some pathetic ass black motherfuckers.
- [Cook] Nigga, lookin' like a cricket man,
should be happy.
Hey, look, hey, Dave, come here man.
- Huh?
Man, I'm tryna eat, fam.
Bullshit.
- Wrapper on this cheese again,
let me see this.
- You actually ate the wrapper, though, that's crazy.
- [Customer] Yeah, I don't know.
- Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man?
- What?
- You got ants on the bun.
I just got rid of,
I just rid of the roaches, man.
- I forgot about that.
- And you put ants on people bun.
- [Cook] But, look, they edible, man.
It's harmless, look, they harmless bro.
- Man, let me tell you about harmless.
Harmless is baby Jesus sleeping
in a manger, that's harmless.
- Yeah, that is, you right.
- But you puttin' ants on people bun,
you gonna get my business shut down, man.
- Look, look at this.
This one might be real.
Oh, no, that's fake.
Taste like shit, but it's fake, though, man.
- This ain't "Bug's Life" Dave.
You fired, man, get outta here, bro.
- My God.
Hold on.
Before I leave, let me find-
- [Cook] I'll sing it.
- Phil, watch out Phil.
Move out.
Excuse me, can you scoot up,
scoot over, fam.
Can you lift your hat up for me?
Man, it ain't under there, what the fuck.
Is it under you?
(child squealing)
Ooh, you gotta change him.
- [Cook] What you lookin' for, man?
- I'm trying to find who the fuck you talking to.
- Man, get your airhead ass outta here, man.
- [Dave] Oh, shit.
(funky music)
- [Cook] Oh, you back?
- Forgot my skateboard.
Boop, boop.
- This raggedy ass motherfuckin' TV done went out again.
I'm 'bout ready to toss this motherfucker here.
- [Announcer] Miles per hour.
- Goddamn.
- [Announcer] What's the temperature.
(doorbell ringing)
- What's up Pops?
- Ain't no motherfuckin' what's up motherfucker.
What the hell is you doing here so damn early?
- I got fired.
- You got fired?
- Yeah. - For what now?
- What you get fired for?
- [Dave] I put some prank ants on-
- Yeah, just a fuckin' bet you did goddamn it.
This the second motherfuckin' job in two fuckin' months
you done lost.
That come from your motherfuckin' ass
strollin' the fuck around here
on that long ass motherfuckin' skateboard
with them two other motherfuckin' goofballs
talking 'bout goddamn pranks.
Now you done lost your motherfuckin' job.
Fuckin' shit talkin' 'bout a motherfuckin' prank.
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- Hang the motherfuckin' phone up, goddamn it.
- You see I made two conversations.
- Hang the goddamn phone up.
I'm tell you one thing motherfucker,
you got one week to find you a goddamn job,
'cause you ain't fittin' to lay
your ass around here strollin' through my shit
happy with that long ass motherfuckin' skateboard.
You get you a motherfuckin' paper route
or hop your ass on Snag-a-Job or Indeed
and get you a goddamn job motherfucker,
'cause the first and last,
last motherfuckin' time.
That's the last motherfuckin' time
you gonna lose a job
in my motherfuckin' house.
You get that way and hop your ass
on this motherfuckin' computer
and get your a job, nigga, I best believe that.
- Can you get me a job with you.
- Hell, fuck no.
You can no motherfuckin dick
like I can motherfucker.
You gonna fuck up my shit?
I'm not gonna let you fuck up my shit motherfucker.
You can head that way
and hop on that motherfuckin' computer
and get you a motherfuckin' job.
I'm not taking care of no grown ass nigga,
get that way.
Put that motherfuckin' skateboard down.
That way.
Goddamn, leave the board.
Talkin' 'bout you lost your motherfuckin' job.
I'm a print my foot in your ass, go that way.
Lose a another motherfuckin' job,
talkin' 'bout can you work for me.
What the fuck you thinkin'?
- Nothing.
He gonna slap me
in my face
with a Hawaiian shirt on.
Gonna slap me in my face.
Huh?
Time for the serious shit.
Look at these pranks.
(Dave laughing)
That's stupid.
Man, I need something better than that, though.
Okay.
Tank.
Ooh, shit.
Is he dead?
Car.
He tryna die.
Aw, I need something else.
That's perfect.
I just need a car.
Fuck no.
I won't even make it out the driveway.
Oh, Silas.
This nigga can't see me.
Gonna get Silas car.
That's perfect for a prank.
Silas car.
(phone buzzing)
(Dave farting)
Excuse me.
This prank 'bout to be epic.
Mm.
These my mama shirts?
Whatever.
Mm.
Stupid.
(upbeat music)
- Where we going now, man?
- I told you bro.
I come up with another video.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
What is it?
- It's a surprise.
- I'm sure it is.
Does it involve women.
- No.
- Look, man, you seem to have
an unhealthy obsession with women and weed.
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with me?
You got an unhealthy obsession with your mom.
- No, I have an unhealthy obsession with his mom.
- Hey, forget both of y'all.
I do not have an unhealthy obsession with my mother.
She just wants to spend time with me
before I leave.
- Mm.
- That's what she said.
- Dave, bro, where you guys going?
- Silas' house.
- What?
- Bro.
You know the dude's a psycho, right?
- Nobody just goes to Silas' house
unless they want their ass kicked.
- Thank you.
- Nobody go to Silas' house unless
they want they ass kicked, man.
Ass kicked man, ass kicked man.
Ass kicked man, ass kicked man,
ass kick, hear that.
- Shut up, man.
- I already talked to him man.
He told us to swing by.
- I'm not going down there.
I'm staying right here.
- You talked to him?
- Y'all gotta stop being such pussies, man,
come on, bro.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- It's all you bro.
- I'm staying right here.
- All right, y'all stay here,
I'll go by myself.
- No problem.
- But if I die,
you know you get the knot in your...
- Yeah.
- If I die, it's, it's on the mic.
- Rest in peace. - I'm chillin', peace.
What's up with your boy, man.
- He crazy.
(funk music)
♪ Don't come around here ♪
♪ The DA ♪
♪ Don't come around here ♪
♪ My baby's mama ♪
♪ Don't come around here ♪
- Y'all some pussies.
♪ All your drama ♪
You might not wanna step on his grass.
Walk around.
♪ That shit be slingin' ♪
♪ Don't come around ♪
♪ The lead you drinkin' ♪
♪ Don't come around here ♪
(doorbell buzzing)
Busy Bo?
Bro, that's crazy.
I was just rappin' one of your verses, fam.
- What the fuck do you want, maricon?
- I was just playing, Silas, hey, look.
My friends and I, man, we in need of a car, right?
So I was hoping that maybe
you could help us out, you know.
Help a brother out.
- [Silas] Don't touch me.
- Oh, my God.
That's prison strong.
- Tell me to help a brother out, I don't know you.
- You did sit on my head about three weeks ago.
- No, no, I don't remember that.
- How you don't remember?
How many dudes' heads you had by
your booty on the regular?
- Hey, listen to me, okay,
you don't play with me, okay?
- I was just playing, Silas, but look.
Hey, about that car, that's a no?
- Of course it's a fuckin' no motherfucker.
- Watch my hairline bessimo.
He said yes.
- No fuckin' way.
- Yeah, he say we could come by
and get it later.
- So he just said you could get it?
- Yes, let's go back to my place
before he come out.
- Wow.
- Come on, man.
You still got the blunt.
- Fuck that shit.
- Come on, man, you gotta smoke it.
This is crazy.
Cleared it.
- Always gotta be extra.
- Come man.
Get your ass up here.
- Bruh, who are you texting?
- Bruh, he is always on his phone, man.
- All right, so look.
I just got myself a nice piece of ass on Tinder, bro.
Gonna meet up with her later, too.
- Bro, I wish.
I pray to God that one day I could be
as ugly as, I mean as lucky as you.
- [Ray-Ray] Get the hell outta here.
- Hey, I hear you with all that Tinder stuff, man,
but it's only one girl I want right now.
- [Dave] Here he go.
Lily?
- Yep, you know it.
- Dawg, I don't get it.
Like it's hundreds, well, it's like 50
of girls at our school
that actually like you.
- I don't even know why?
- [Dave] Yeah, I don't know either.
- Makes no sense.
- And you just stuck on this one girl
that's like way outta your league, man.
Like I don't get it.
- Outta my league?
- [Dave] Yeah.
- See, that's where y'all went wrong, man.
She's not outta my league.
- She is definitely outta your league.
- Bro, this is how outta your league she is.
Let's say y'all playing baseball, all right?
- [Reg] Okay.
- And she up to bat, you pitchin',
so she got the bat cocked back like this.
Wait on your pitch.
You look at the catcher.
He give you the signal for a slider,
you're like no, fam.
Then he used a signal for a fastball,
you like nah, fuck that.
So he give you the signal for a curveball
and you like, yeah, bet, right.
So you take a deep breath.
(Dave exhaling)
Your crack your arm back
and throw a football.
That's how outta your league she is.
- [Reg] Man.
- I'm just saying like what is it about her
that you like, I don't get it.
What is it about her?
- Seriously? - Yeah.
- Y'all don't see it?
Oh, my God.
She just so quirky and sexy, man, and just.
- All right, you know, look,
look, all this shit is real nice,
but dawg, she got a ass.
- She do.
- [Ray-Ray] Oh, God bless.
- Yeah, I give her that.
- [Reg] She's got a nice ass.
- She do got a nice ass.
- Mm, and those legs, too.
I can just hold up and...
- [Dave] Yeah, her legs are all right.
- [Ray-Ray] She got some nice legs.
- And some calf muscles, too.
They so sexy and cute,
like a little ballerina, must-
- [Dave] All right, all right,
now you going a little bit too far.
- You good, no, no.
- [Dave] You don't need no more of that.
You good, that's crazy.
- Yo, Reg, you got some weird ass fetishes, bro.
- Listen, man, I told y'all before
I do not have weird fetishes, okay.
- Oh, man, look, you probably like fuckin' toes
and ears and ass, too, huh.
- Oh, my God, ears, ass is cool, but ears? Mm.
I sucked a lot of ass in my life, but ears, wax.
Oh, look, look, order, order, order.
I got this ultimate prank.
- Order, who made you judge?
- Mathis got that.
Listen, I got this ultimate prank
that's gonna be better than any prank we ever did.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
- Better than the Uber one?
- Uber?
- Hey, you don't look like the picture
from the Uber app.
- Ah, man, old ass picture, man,
fuck that picture, man.
Y'all ain't got nothing on y'all, do y'all?
- Oh, no, no.
It's just a camera.
- [Driver] Wait, where y'all are going to?
- Oh, we going to the park,
set up for my brother's birthday party.
- Park.
Mother.
Fuck a mother.
- Fuck a mother, what?
- What? - Hey.
- Man, I just spent the last 10 years
in prison 'cause of my mother, man,
I killed my mother, a prank went wrong, man.
Fuck that.
I hate mothers.
- Yeah, you could stop right here.
This is fine.
- [Together] Holy shit!
- What the?
(driver screaming)
- [Dave] Holy shit.
- I'm not going back to prison.
(all yelling)
- It's a perfect prank, bruh.
- What I hate more than mothers is pranks.
Prank this skank.
Get out.
(all yelling)
I'm killing you.
- Hey that was-
- That was not funny, man.
That guy actually lost his mother.
- [Ray-Ray] Come on.
- He did not lose his mother.
- [Ray-Ray] Right.
- She died.
Stupid.
- So you know, how 'bout that prank
you did on old boy?
- [Dave] Who?
- Matthew.
- Bro. - Man.
- That prank was amazing.
- Not that funny.
- Reg.
Get that thought outta your ass, bro.
Here, take a hit of this.
- [Reg] I'm good, man.
I'm straight.
- Shit, more for me.
- Matthew was crying, man,
and Dave, you got kicked out.
- But it was worth it.
That was like one of our most viewed pranks.
- A hundred views?
Hell, man, do you ever get sick
of doing these prank videos?
- Seriously, bro, do you ever get sick
of being named after regular weed?
This is my passion, man.
It's like my creative outlet.
- To make other people cry?
- Bro, Matthew was the only one
that actually cried off a prank.
- [Ray-Ray] Right.
- Oh, oh, and that toddler.
But that wasn't my fault.
That was her mom fault,
like who signs their baby up for baby dodge ball?
Like it's stupid.
- Man, you can't keep doing these prank videos
for the rest of your life, man.
- Bro, you know how many people
that make a career off of prank videos.
- Maybe you should think about going
to college like me?
- Stupid people go to college.
- Seriously, man, you need to start thinking
about your future.
- Yes, mother.
- What?
Shit, you, too.
- Yeah.
- [Ray-Ray] Huh?
- You.
- Hey, man, don't drag me into this.
- He dragged you in, too.
- [Ray-Ray] Oh, fuck that.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
It's time to go get Silas' car.
- [Ray-Ray] All right, fo sho'.
- [Dave] No, no, no, no, y'all stay here.
You got something on your shirt.
- What? - Bloop.
Hear that.
(gate rattling)
- Wish you woulda fell.
- He gonna go steal the car.
- You know what?
He just might.
But, he can do that all he want to
because if he's about to go piss Silas off,
shit, I'm staying right here.
He on his own with that.
- Damn, chill, Reg.
Lily don't like tight asses like you.
- How many times I gotta get telling y'all,
I am not a tight ass.
- You sound just like your mother.
All right?
No girl want a dude who sound like a bitch.
I ain't calling your mom a bitch,
I'm just saying.
(playful suspenseful music)
- [Dave] Dumb ass left his keys.
(engine revving)
- What you think he gonna do?
- Man, he ain't shit, I don't know.
- Here we go, we'll find out in a minute.
- Yeah?
(gate rattling)
- Man, what the hell?
- Hold on.
He said we can get the car?
- So he says you can get it?
- [Dave] Yeah, bruh, come on.
- Stop playing.
♪ He said we can get it ♪
♪ Oh, he said, we can, bitch ♪
- Oh, you wanna battle, what's up.
♪ He said we can get it ♪
- Don't let him call you out.
Bro, what you got.
- [Ray-Ray] What?
- Bro, what is you doing?
You doing a blade?
- [Reg] Who taught you that, man.
- Oh, that's crazy.
You deserve this.
You won, fam.
- Yeah, you won.
- There you go.
All right, come on, let's go, man.
He said we could do it.
- Where is he going?
- I guess we going.
- I guess he's going.
Hey, wait up.
- Yo, what's up Live?
I finally got the car.
So, I'm about to do my Uber prank.
Now, look, I'm a have it on Live for y'all
so I want y'all to witness it in live real life time.
You feel me?
So we 'bout to get our first victim.
Watch this.
Stay tuned, okay this.
Perfect.
All right.
I hope you ready.
(playful funk music)
Here she comes, here she comes.
- Honey, it's my hormones or something,
but I'm just horny all the time.
Hi, sorry, 21 Cambridge please.
- Okay.
- I'm just horny all the time, girl.
I swear to God, I just,
I'm like in the middle
of a meeting thinking about dick,
you know what I'm saying?
That ain't right, that ain't right.
I gotta like focus.
- I got a dick.
- I feel like I just gotta go get some,
you know what I mean?
Like we should go outside and just get some.
I will just settle for anybody
who's like a half decent person.
I'll just jump him.
- You know what?
I'm the most decent-
- 'Cause how am I supposed to focus.
You know what I mean?
I should probably go to the doctor,
that's probably what I should do,
but I should just go get some dick instead, you know.
- I give pap smears on my days off, that's crazy.
- Oh, no, that's just the Uber driver talking.
What him?
No, I don't think,
nah, I don't think so, girl.
I mean like I ain't that desperate,
you know what I'm saying?
We could probably figure this out today.
- Great.
- No, but true, I just, I'm so horny all the time.
I don't know what's going on with that?
- Oh, shit.
- Might be the moon or something.
- Oh, shit.
Baby, the brakes don't work.
- Anyway.
- Fuck, hey, hey, the brakes,
the brakes went out.
- What are you talking about the brake's not working?
- Bitch, the brakes ain't working,
what you mean.
Oh, we about to crash.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, we about to crash.
- Oh, my God,
I fucked up too much,
I can't do this, oh, my God, Jesus.
Mohammed, Mohammed, Krishna,
anybody help me.
I made so many mistakes.
I slept with a homeless person.
I never called him back 'cause he didn't have a home.
I don't feel good about it.
- Hey, baby, we stopped.
It was a prank.
- It was a prank?
- Yeah, but you gave a homeless man some-
- What do you mean it was a prank?
- Yeah, it was a prank.
- Well, then you tried to play a joke on me?
- Yeah.
- That wasn't a funny joke, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you.
I started to pray
and I'm not even religious motherfucker, a prank.
What is wrong with you?
- That's crazy.
Where you going?
You fucked a homeless man, though.
- I didn't say I did anything,
what is wrong with you?
- That's crazy.
- I was really drunk.
That's none of your business.
- You was drunk.
You was drunk and you slept with a homeless-
- Get the fuck outta here.
Fuck you.
I'm done.
- So I can't fuck?
She slept with a homeless guy
and ain't gonna give me no pussy.
That's crazy.
Did y'all see that shit?
That's crazy.
She slept with a homeless man (snickering).
I'm a try the next one, man,
that was fuckin' hilarious.
All right.
(car crashing) Oh, shit.
- Goddamn, Dave.
- Oh, man, he's gonna kill me.
- I mean, it's not that bad, is it?
A little paint missing and shit,
but you can explain that to Silas
and he'll understand, right?
- Silas doesn't know I have the car, man.
- Wait, what? - I stole it.
- [Reg] Oh, my God, I knew it, man, I called it.
I called it, man.
- He did call it.
- [Reg] Damn.
- So what we gonna do?
- What you mean what we gonna do?
Ain't no we.
You.
Your dumb ass idea who stole Silas' car.
- Well, that's some strong ass finger you got there.
Come on Ray-Ray.
- Man.
- Huh? - Let's go take the car back.
- Nah, dude, I got a Tinder date.
- Yep, Tinder date.
- I can't go to jail today.
- Let's go.
- You ain't gonna go to jail, bro, come on, man.
- Come on.
- Uh, I'm with Reg on this one.
You gonna fix this shit yourself.
- Come on, man.
- Come on.
- Ray-Ray, don't do that, man.
- He can't do this shit himself.
I mean, look at him.
All spittin' up on himself.
We don't need that, dressed to his own funeral.
- [Reg] Come on, man.
- [Ray-Ray] Got the Mike Tyson gap.
I can't leave him like this.
- Come on, guys.
- Come on, man.
- My friends don't like me.
- All right, fine, man.
Get your stupid ass in the car, man.
- Thanks, guys. - Damn.
♪ Don't come around here ♪
♪ The DA don't come around here ♪
♪ My baby's mama don't come around here ♪
♪ With all your drama ♪
♪ Don't come around here ♪
- Why it's not moving, is it movie for y'all back there?
- I'm trying.
- Come on, bro, push harder.
- Shit.
- Ooh, shit.
- [Dave] Oh, shit.
- Man, now why the fuck would you push it by the mirror?
- I had a good grip on it.
- Hey!
Who the fuck said you could take my fuckin' car.
- [Dave] I thought you said I could use it.
- Now, I'm going to kill you
you fucking cocksucker.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
You know what?
This is a big misunderstanding, okay.
- Right.
- Really, we brought it back to you.
- We brought it back to you, Silas.
- No, I don't care.
That fucking dipshit is dead.
What the fuck is this?
- [Dave] It's a dent.
- And you are dead, you owe me.
- Oh, absolutely, how much you need?
Um, five, 10, y'all got some.
You just gonna take my money.
- A thousand. - A thousand?
- A thousand.
- [Dave] I ain't got a thousand dollars.
- Hey, you owe me a thousand dollars, okay.
- [Dave] Hey, so is that like a security deposit
or like first month's rent or something?
- No, no, no.
This is, this is mine
for all the stress that you caused me, okay.
- Come on Silas, why a thousand, man.
- Get your friends. - It's his car, man.
- Sorry about that man.
We gonna pay you back all the money we owe you
by the end of the night, I promise you, man.
- You better. - Wait, what?
- What, you taking his side now, Judas.
- Man, shut up, man, can we go?
- Wow.
- Let's go.
I got you, we got you tonight.
- You better. - Come on.
- Walk away Mighty Mouse.
- [Woman] If you'd like to leave
a call back number, press two.
- Man.
Look, don't worry about it fellows.
I come up with a page.
I made a fundraiser page.
My fans could pay for it.
- What? All 10 of them.
That's gonna help us out a lot.
- Uh, that's 10 more than you.
Man, I mistake and went on your Live
the other day and it was just me and you in there.
I couldn't leave, 'cause you already seen me.
Remember I waved at you?
- [Reg] Yeah, I saw that shit.
- Besides, if all 10 of them pay #$100 each,
bam, that's our thousand right there.
- That's the most math you done in your whole life.
- You, what?
- Man, whatever man.
So we just gonna sit here?
I, honestly, I honestly think we need
to call our parents.
I'm most definitely calling my mother again.
- Okay, you can go ahead and most definitely call
your mother again,
but I can't call my Pop.
He will beat my ass.
- That's true.
Shit, my Pop's poor as fuck.
- That's also true. - Yeah, that's true.
- I guess I can try my dad again.
- Just forget about it regular weed.
This stays between us, man.
Nobody else needs to know about this.
(phone buzzing)
See?
Look somebody already donated,
$5 from Pussy Pleaser a/k/a Ray-Ray.
I hear that.
- Well, this is going very well.
- Well, this his going very well.
Oh, man.
- What? - What's up?
- Everything that the fundraiser's a joke, man.
- [Ray-Ray] That is funny.
- You know what? It's all good.
I'll just holler at my good friend Blaine.
- Your good friend Blaine?
- [Dave] Yeah.
- All your good friends right here.
Who the hell is Blaine?
- I mean, y'all cool and all,
but Blaine is a social media celebrity like me.
- Yeah, he got 10 followers, too?
- Actually he got a million followers.
And he cool, so he'll help us out.
- All right, let's go.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, actually hold up.
If it's okay, man, can I call this Tinder girl real quick.
- Seriously, man.
You really think we got time
to squeeze in your little Tinder date right now.
- Look, bruh, what's the problem-
- Don't you think this is a little more important
than that right now?
- Look, here's the thing, it's on the way.
- Man.
- All I wanna do is look at her one time
and make sure she real, that's it.
- He do need to do that,
'cause last time it was a doll.
- Damn right.
- Fine.
Let's go, man.
- Go ahead, bro, let me put this back on.
- [Ray-Ray] Hurry up, let's go.
- Hey.
Hey, regular weed.
- [Ray-Ray] Man, would you come on.
- [Dave] I forgot how to put this on, fam.
(funky music)
- Hey, yo, yo, check this out.
Look at her, look at her right there.
- Which one is she?
- She the blonde one.
- Oh, shit.
- Man, all of 'em blonde.
- Well, at least she in the picture, man.
- She with the end right here,
the one at the end.
- I guess.
Bro.
Is that her right there?
- Oh, shit, she found us.
- Oh, damn, you is fine, hey, baby.
- Tracy, how you doing?
I'm Reg and this is Ray-Ray.
- Where you been. - Oh, wow.
- Where you been at.
- Boy, she strong as hell.
- Wow.
- Look at you got your hair, okay, I like you.
Lookin' good.
Where you been at, baby, I missed you.
- Where I been?
We been talking for one hour.
One hour. - Relax, relax.
- So, the connection is still there, baby.
And sometimes there.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, my God.
- And you a little fine little Indian, okay.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
- Bitch, you better stop before
it start raining for real.
- Shut up, bitch.
I'm not even that kind of Indian.
I don't do none of this in my life.
- [Dave] Duh.
- Oh, you one of them 7-Eleven Indians, then.
Okay, we gonna have some cute ass
little slushie babies.
- [Dave] Slushie babies.
Baby slushies?
- Slushie babies?
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [Dave] Whoa, we need to go.
- You real thirsty, ain't you.
- Thirsty for you, baby, let's do it.
- [Dave] No, , no bruh, we gotta go,
come on, man, we gotta go.
- [Reg] Can we go, man.
- Where we going? - But you know what?
- We, lovely, lovely to meet you.
However, us three, we gotta go handle
our business right there, we gotta go.
- All right, well, let me go get my purse, baby.
- No!
- He said us three.
- [Ray-Ray] No, no, no, it's not.
- Why I can't go?
- [Ray-Ray] It's look, we, we, it's just, we got business
to settle, it's just us three gotta go.
- [Dave] The guys.
- We got business to settle, too, baby.
- Okay, okay, okay, oh.
- Aggressive.
- All right, yeah, you know what?
We gonna see each other later.
I'm a call you, I'll call.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, what's your number,
I didn't get it.
- Six.
- 586.
- No, just six pound. - Yep, that's my number.
- Yep, one number.
- Whatever, baby, I'll see you later.
- Oh, my God.
- How exciting, okay, baby.
- All right, listen, we got stuff to do.
- [Dave] All right, yeah, let's go.
Come on man, let's go.
- We gotta get going right now.
- All right, baby, wait, you got something
on your shirt right here.
- I got something on my shirt right here.
- Right there, right there, yep.
You got a fat ass.
- I got booty dust in my eye.
- Man, come on, man, what the hell
is wrong with y'all.
- I'll see you later baby with your fine ass.
- [Reg] Here we go with this, man.
You sure about this, bro?
- All right, man, come on bro.
- I'm sitting over to the side.
(Dave knocking)
- What's up, man. - Yeah, what up.
- Wassup, man. We're here to see Blaine.
- You got an appointment.
- This a doctor's office, nigga?
We gotta have an appointment?
Hey, no, no, no, come on.
Hey, um, me and Blaine go way back, bro.
Kind of like my hairline.
- Who is you?
- Eccentric Bushwhacker.
- Eccentric Bushwhacker?
- Eccentric Bushwhacker, man?
What the hell?
- Doesn't that sound familiar?
- No. - Come on.
- This nigga, man, it worked.
(video game music)
Do you care to explain.
- Nope.
- [Reg] You always on some bullshit, man.
- You be on that bullshit with me.
- [Reg] Man, I'm trying keep your stupid ass-
- Will you two knock it off.
(phone ticking)
- [Reg] What's this? That's your man.
- You not the Eccentric Bushwhacker.
- You're right, but-
- Him?
- You're right. - Yes.
- But I'm his assistant.
- Assistant?
- What you an assistant
for a new up and coming porn star.
- Oh!
That's how I remember.
- What?
- Nasty.
Yes. - I'm sick of y'all man.
(phone ticking)
- Stop lying to me.
Tell me the truth.
- Fine.
See, this is what happened.
See, me and my friends,
we have this prank YouTube channel, right?
- Your channel.
- Boy, didn't you hear me talking?
And we did this amazing prank this morning.
- Mediocre.
- Wait, if you say one more word.
One more word.
And we made a mistake and crashed a car.
- You crashed a car.
- This nigga want, you wanna fight?
- Man, I'm just trying to give him the facts.
- Those are the facts, I know the facts.
- Will you shut up.
- I know the facts, the CARFAX, the fax machine.
- Would you two knock it off?
- [Reg] God my, man.
(phone ticking)
- Now why would I help you?
I don't even know you.
- What? He don't even know you, man?
- Minor complication.
(Reg grunting)
Relax.
- I may consider helping you,
but I'm a need y'all to do something for me.
- You care to elaborate?
(phone ticking)
- Takes him a long time.
- Wow.
- No.
- Get the...
- Why not?
(phone ticking)
- Because.
- Boy, y'all playing with us.
- Because why?
Uh-uh, because is not an answer.
- [Dave] Oh, what the fuck is going on?
He texting in Japanese.
- Just because.
- How was that shorter than the last text?
- Oh, my God.
(phone ticking)
- Do you accept?
- Yes. - What?
- Bro, what's the worst that could happen?
- Do you know what could happen to us.
(playful dramatic music)
- Your toenail, bruh?
- What? Something me and my mother share.
Ray-Ray, come on, man, what you doing?
Come on, man.
Taking all day.
- What the hell, man?
- What?
- Bro, you ain't wanna do the one night only,
but you wear a thong on a regular.
- What's the problem?
I like the way they feel.
- Are you serious, man?
What the hell is this?
- What, it's blue water or Kool-Aid
or toilet water, I don't know.
It ain't that bad, bro, come on.
- Man, no, fuck your blue water Kool-Aid.
I ain't gettin' in this.
- So you don't want this money?
- Fuck, man.
- Get in.
- What?
- Let's do it.
- Oh! - You asked for it, then.
- [Dave] Hold my arm, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, it's slippery, hold on.
- [Ray-Ray] Don't touch me.
- [Dave] Come on, man, what the fuck?
- [Man] Wrestle.
- What'd he say.
(all screaming)
- Get your paws off me, man.
- What the hell, man.
- This is all your fault, man.
- [Dave] Man, what's all my fault.
- Bitch, you mean what?
In our drawers wrestling over some dumb shit, man.
- That ain't got nothing to do with me, man.
It's not that bad, bro.
- This is embarrassing, look at this.
- What you mean embarrassing, man,
it's not that bad, bro.
- What if one of my college professors sees this?
How the fuck am I gonna explain that shit?
- Man, get off this college shit, man.
Ain't nobody give a fuck about college.
- I give a fuck about college.
- What is falling for, man?
Fuck college. I hate college.
- I love college. - I hate it.
- Oh, shut up.
- Fuck college. - Damn, man.
- I hate college!
- Motherfucker.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm get your ass all fucked up.
- What the fuck, man.
- [Dave] Is my pick still in my hair?
- I don't give a damn about your pick.
- [Dave] You fall, it's not my fault.
You gotta do it.
(all yelling)
- [Reg] You motherfuckers.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey. - Hey, what's up.
- Hey, ladies.
- How you doing, how you doing, how you doing.
- Where y'all come from?
I'm Dave.
- What's going on?
- My name is Ray-Ray.
- I'm David.
(all talking over each other)
- Hold up.
- What happened to you?
- He strong as hell.
You ain't just seen that, nigga,
you ain't gonna help me?
- Hey, cutie.
What's wrong, you don't wanna swim with me?
- No, no thanks.
- What, you don't like me.
You think I'm ugly or something?
- No, you're not ugly.
You're actually a very beautiful woman.
I just have a girlfriend right now.
- She must be a very lucky girl.
- Technically, I am single.
- Wait, I'm confused.
- Hey, regular weed, yo, forget about her, bro.
- [Tracy] Ray-Ray, what the hell.
- Oh, shit. - Oh, shit.
- [Dave] Man, what the fuck.
- Man, this girl come from everywhere, man.
What the fuck.
- [Tracy] How can you do this do me?
- Do what? - How can you do it?
- [Ray-Ray] Do what?
- You out here in your fuckin' drawers
in front of this burgundy bitch.
She probably a ho, too.
- She is not a ho.
- She is a ho.
And you a ho.
- I'm a ho, but she is not.
- And you a ho, too.
I should slap the shit outta you.
- Hold on, Tracy, Tracy, hold on.
- I'm a real bitch.
I'm a real bitch.
Get your ass down.
- Oh, shit, my eyes.
- My eyes. - My eyes.
- I just seen a hairiest booty in the world.
I think he gotta his book of world records.
It was like 32,000 strands.
What the fuck is going on.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
- [Dave] What it feel like?
- What the fuck?
It's like a fireball hit my eye.
- [Dave] What's he talking about?
- Goddamn, oh, you're gonna try to drown, me, too.
- Hold up.
I ain't got not service.
- No service? What happened?
- It's hot.
It's hot sauce in the water.
- It's hot sauce in the water?
- Hot sauce?
He said it's hot sauce in the water.
(funky music)
- I got you, stay still.
- It's cold as fuck.
Oh, shit, that's cold as fuck.
- What you doing here?
- I can't believe you would say that?
- What are you talking about?
- The video, what you said bout my butt.
- My God, where did you see that?
- It's all over the freakin' internet.
- I didn't upload it.
- I don't care.
I can't even believe you would say such a thing.
- It was meant to be a compliment.
- And what you said about my legs,
like a creep.
I guess that was supposed
to be a compliment, too.
- I mean, look at 'em.
- Oh, my God.
- Bro, we did what you wanted us to do, man, that's crazy.
- Hold that thought one second.
- Wait till my friends hear about this.
- What's going on, man?
- Blaine is not gonna pay us.
- What?
Man, I almost went blind
for your stupid prank.
(phone ticking)
- You and your friends didn't complete the prank.
But, he says, he has another one that you can do
to make up for this mess, you know.
- What is it?
- The mayor will be in town this week
for the new park.
All y'all gotta do is throw water bombs at him.
- Are you kidding me?
- Nobody is stupid enough to do that.
- Right, 'cause I'm not doing that shit.
- I'll do it.
- One of y'all gonna need to film.
Me, myself and my boys,
we'll be looking from afar.
And we want it live feed.
- Oh, what you looking at me for?
All right, man, fine, I'll film it.
- Cool.
(phone ticking)
- All three of y'all gotta participate
or there ain't gonna be no pay.
- What payment?
(playful music)
- What's going on, boo?
- [Ray-Ray] Tracy, why are you here?
- Look, don't worry about all that,
but if you thinking about doing
another one of them stupid ass pranks,
don't even do it.
Didn't you just almost go blind?
- You are the craziest bitch
I've ever met in my whole goddamn life.
Tracy, leave me the fuck alone.
- Girl, let's just leave these imbeciles
and I'm not done with your high yellow ass either.
- Spell it.
Imbecile.
E-M, becile.
- Good afternoon, everyone.
I wanna thank you for coming out today.
I'm Mayor Jackson.
Now today I brought you out here
to show you that we're gonna invest back
into our community.
As you can see what I did here with the playground.
You see the kids have everything they need.
Now we need this in every community.
Not just here, but everywhere.
Now, Detroit, we're gonna make it beautiful again.
They gonna tear it down,
we gonna keep building it up.
And we gonna start here today
as you see what I have done.
So I need everybody to come together
and some kind of way we gonna put back together.
Not just me, not just you, it's us.
We're gonna do it as a community
and that's what first, the community.
Oh, we're gonna put buffs in every household
around here as possible.
This is Detroit and this is what we are.
I don't care if you're on welfare,
I don't care if you got any kind of cheese,
but we all gonna wear 'em.
Now this is what Detroit is
and this is what we do.
I smell like Cartier cologne right now.
I don't just smell it.
Detroiters you look beautiful today.
Give yourself another round of applause, I love it.
Yes, yes, they try to tear us down,
but we gonna build it back up
and we're not gonna stop here.
In the words of Blade Icewood,
we gotta buss up and get this money.
But I had to calm down there
because he is a personal friend of mine,
but listen, let me take my buffs off
so I can see what I'm saying.
Y'all feel me?
Do everybody feel me?
What happened?
They threw, they threw?
Throw the drink away.
Y'all think this shit is funny?
It's not funny goddamn it.
Hey, don't post no goddamn body.
(funky music)
- Shit.
- Reggie!
- Oh, hey, hey, what are you doing here?
- I was at the park.
I wanted to see the prank fail.
- Oh?
- [Lily] It was actually kinda funny.
- So you like pranks.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't like pranks.
I actually think they're dumb.
- Right, yeah, they are pretty stupid.
- [Lily] I mean, all you do is hurt yourself
for somebody else and that's not funny.
- I mean, I've enjoyed them since I was a kid.
I've kind of outgrown them now, so,
you're right, they're pretty stupid.
- So why you still do 'em?
- Dave really enjoys them.
And he really doesn't have much else going on.
- Is that why you still hang around him?
- Not entirely.
I mean, we've always been friends
since we were little kids and he kind
of sees me as a role model.
So I just make sure he stays outta trouble.
- How's that working out for you?
- Well, honestly, I'm a be concerned especially,
especially when I go off to school.
- Dave is a big boy.
He can take care of himself.
- I suppose.
- You ever think about how much free time
you will have if you didn't spend so much of it
taking care of Dave and all his problems.
You probably could even hang out with me.
- Wait, what was that?
- I said we could spend some time together.
I mean if you want to.
- Oh, I do.
(funky music)
- Mm-mm.
- What?
- What is that smell?
I know you smell that?
What the...
What is that?
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God. - That's shit.
- Go, please just go.
- Wait, can we finish talking
about spending time together.
Okay. - Go.
- Yep, sorry.
- Ugh!
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Mama shark ♪
♪ I love my mama ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Baby shark ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Baby shark ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Mama shark ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Daddy shark ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Brother shark ♪
♪ Grandma shark ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Mama shark ♪
- Really, bro?
- Oh.
- What the hell y'all doing here?
- So you think I'm pathetic?
- What you talking about?
- You still live streaming bitch.
- [Reg] Oh, shit.
- See, that's your problem.
That's your problem.
You not as smart as me and pedophile face.
- Yeah, that's, what?
- I saw what you said to Lily
and just so you know,
I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
You need to feel sorry for yourself.
- Dave, you wasn't supposed to-
- See it?
Hear it?
See, that's what happens
when you upload videos on the internet.
People see them, people hear them.
- Mm.
- I wasn't supposed to say that on the internet.
- But you did.
And now I know how you truly feel.
And everybody else know you a disloyal fool ass punk.
- Punk. - Shut up.
- So wait.
This what I'm getting at man.
You acting real immature right now.
- And?
- No one, no one gives a shit about you
or these stupid pranks.
And if you put that camera down for once,
you might be able to find a job,
matter of fact, give me this mother.
- My camera, bruh, hey, give me my camera, dawg, hey.
Keep recording, keep recording.
- Oh, shit. - Cut it off.
- [Reg] Cut it off.
- Hey, keep recording bro.
About to fight you in a towel, chill.
- Damn, got me here all naked.
It's 'cause of you we in another situation.
- Bro, what are you talking about?
- It's always you
that gettin' us into trouble
and then you want us to help you get out of it.
Man, I'm so sick of people staring
and snickering at me
'cause they see me in a stupid video with you.
- Bro, that's why we do the videos.
We're famous because of those stupid videos.
- No, we're famous because people actually think
we're stupid, reckless idiots
and if you put that camera down for once,
you might be able to find a career.
- First of all, I may be stupid and reckless.
- Yes.
- But one thing I am not is an idiot.
Secondly, this might be my job.
- You think you can get a career outta this?
- Maybe.
- Man, cut it out, man, and you.
What you gonna do?
- Me?
Man, look at you, you half naked on the internet,
worry about your damn self.
- Listen, man, I'm so done with y'all two.
We got the money from Blaine,
so you two can go do whatever it is
that y'all was doing
and let me focus on getting into college, okay.
(Dave Whistling)
- Man, we ain't got the money?
- What?
- Blaine never was gonna pay us.
But you know what, Reg, you right.
I got us in this situation,
and I'm a fix it.
One thing before I leave.
I know...
You know you get that knot in your throat.
I can take care of myself.
- Can y'all get out, man.
- Come on pedo.
- Call me pedo one more time.
- I'm was jammin' to my baby shark.
- Reg talking about I can't take care of myself.
I guess you know everything.
Smart guy.
Fake ass Tia and Tamara little brother.
Weak, man.
Question of whether I can take care of myself.
Well, I got a question for you, Reg.
Why you turn your back on Ghost
when he brought you into his club, huh?
Dre.
Weak ass.
And then Ray-Ray gonna stay?
He supposed to be my mans, fuckin' Judas.
Weak, man.
Talking 'bout he gotta take a shit.
All that Indian food, I hope you burn
your booty hole.
Weak ass.
Fake ass Phineas and Herb, Ren and Stimpy head ass.
(funky music)
(playful dramatic music)
(metal clanking)
(door stopper vibrating)
Yeah, betcha Reggie didn't think I'd do
some shit like this.
Trophies.
It's locked.
(dramatic music)
(door squeaking)
(door closes)
What?
Hair clips?
A tray full of baby dicks.
Why?
What?
Ah!
Bitch.
What the fuck is going on?
Donald Trump.
What is this obsession with dicks?
I gotta find this money, bro, fuck that.
(toy squeaking)
Why is this like this?
What the fuck!
Shit.
Fuck.
(door squeaking)
(footsteps approaching)
(Blaine gasping)
(toy squeaking)
- [Man] Find anything down there?
(phone ticking)
- Why does he always text me?
That's why the goddamn phone bill high as hell.
(light clicks)
- You mean to tell me you couldn't find
no money, man.
- Bruh, I looked for some money
but them niggas is weird, bruh,
I had to get up outta there.
- So why you gotta bring this back with you?
- I wasn't thinking.
Shit, I just had to get,
just had to get back, bro,
I wasn't thinking.
I ain't even know I had it.
- So you're telling me that you could have got
anything out of that house-
- [Reg] Anything.
- And you had to get Shaq's dick.
- Honestly, bro, you could have grabbed anything,
but you grabbed a handful of cock, man.
- Forget this dildo.
I hate dildoes.
- Enough of this dildo talk, man, shit.
We need to figure out how we can get this money.
- I got it.
Insurance scam.
- [Reg] Oh, God.
- [Dave] You know how Lilian do makeup, right?
So I'm a have her draw a face scar
on my forehead and then I'm a walk down the street
and the first car I see coming up the street
kinda speeding a little bit,
you know what I'm saying,
not paying attention,
I'm a act like I don't see 'em
and bolt out in front of the car.
He gonna slow down a little bit
so he ain't gonna hit me hard,
but bow, he gonna hit me,
he gonna get out, see the scar on my forehead.
I'm laid out, he gonna see the scar,
he gonna call he police,
I'm a call the insurance company
and we got the insurance money.
Yeah, what you think?
- [Ray-Ray] Yeah, I'm with it.
- I don't know, Dave.
Seriously, that sounds illegal, stupid
and most of all dangerous, man.
And even if we got through with it,
we wouldn't see the money for weeks.
- I didn't think about that, you right.
- [Reg] Man.
- Ooh, I got another idea.
- Man, the dream is up there.
- [Dave] So this is what I got in mind.
I'm a have a sign out there
that says $5 a kick right.
But what's gonna happen is
I'm a charge people $5 to kick me in the groin,
but look, this the part, I'm a have a cup on
so I'm not gonna feel it
but they ain't gonna know that.
We got anybody in line.
It could be an old lady,
it could be a sound guy,
it could be a guy in a wheelchair, I don't care.
We got anybody in line,
I'm a charge them $5 to kick me in the groin
and that's how we gonna get the money.
(Ray-Ray coughing)
Yeah, you laughing or coughing?
That's a good one, right.
- Man. - That's a good one.
- I don't know, man.
So you mean to tell me
you not gonna feel none of that?
- Bro, you don't see this body?
It's made to take force, shut up.
- Dave, why your pranks always gotta be
some "Jackass" stuff, man?
- So what you go, jackass?
- Hmm.
How about you sell that damn camera.
- You didn't hear that, dude.
- We gotta get a garage sale
and we gonna put that bitch front row.
- [Reg] Ah, that's it.
- First of all, I'm with the garage sale.
Second of all, y'all should kill y'all selves,
I ain't selling my damn camera.
- It's always you, shut up, man.
How about we go get everything we own.
And let's say we meet back here in what, 20 minutes.
- I'm with it.
- All right, cool, garage sale on three,
let's go, man, one, two, three.
- Head ass.
Want me sell my camera.
- Shut up, man.
- Garage sale.
- [Reg] Just make sure
you go and grab your stuff.
Stupid.
- That's okay.
You'll be back.
Where are you going?
Harold and Kumar?
You going to White Castle.
Bring me back a Shotgun 30, jalapeno cheese and bacon
and get something for the vegan.
Motherfucker.
- Man.
That's one way to get rid of all my stuff.
- Toot, what are you doing?
- Hey, Mom.
Me and the boys thinking about having
a little garage sale.
- A garage sale.
Wow.
You are giving away your Transformers?
You used to love these things.
- Hey, don't remind me. - Wow.
- It just seem like we grow up so fast, huh.
- Yeah.
I remember when you and Dave used
to spend hours in the yard playing with those things.
- Don't remind me.
- Oh, boy.
- Just seem like we just don't even play
with them no more.
- Yeah, time goes by so fast.
Well, baby, I'm gonna have dinner read at 6 p.m.
and I'm making your favorite.
- What's that?
- Lamb chops.
- Ooh, you know I love 'em.
- So don't be late. - Okay.
- Remember I said 6 p.m., too.
- Yes, mother.
Man, I am a mama's boy, huh?
- [Ray-Ray] Oh, what the, where the fuck did you come from?
- Nah, where you been at Ray-Ray?
- Don't worry about where I've been at Tra, Tracy go home.
- Why you ain't been texting me back Ray-Ray?
- I got more important things to do.
- No, the only more important thing
you need to be doing is this right here, all right,
all of it.
These, here, right here especially.
Where you going?
- Looks like organizing a garage sale.
Oh, it's a Ninja.
Okay, it's a Ninja.
- Come on, baby, let your bitch help you.
- Tracy, what are you doing here, girl, go home.
I don't need no help.
- But why? I wanna spend time with you, baby.
You know we all alone now.
- We ain't alone, okay,
we have Jesus in the room,
you don't see all them Indian gods up there.
- Okay, that's fine, baby, they can watch us.
Come on, give me some of that.
- They can't watch nothing,
they ain't watching us.
- Man, why I can't get no dick.
What the fuck is that?
- Hey, come hold this real quick.
- Okay.
- Hey, the bag bitch, hold the bag.
- Man.
When you gonna stop being stingy with that dick?
With your thick ass.
- Man, you are crazier than I've ever, hey.
- [Tracy] What's that.
- This is a good movie, right here.
- What was that?
Oh, "Child Support."
I need to see this.
It's gonna.
Hey, well, look, I need
to talk to you about something.
- [Ray-Ray] Mm-hmm.
- I was thinking and just feel like,
you know, me and you should get
to know each other on a more personal level,
like, you know.
- I'm good.
- But why?
Look, I'm not like these other girls, okay.
I'm a bad bitch.
And I know I am.
I mean-
- Uh-huh.
- And I'm not a ho if that's what you think.
I mean, I've already had like 40 bodies this month,
but I made them all use condoms,
so I'm good.
- [Ray-Ray] Yeah, you good, that's not a ho at all.
- I know it's not.
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality.
- Okay, how about we try not talking.
Just...
- Okay, let's just fuck quietly.
- We ain't gonna fuck quietly.
Girl, why you crazy all the goddamn time?
- So look, that's my history.
I mean, it sound like a lot of dudes,
but it's really not.
- Tracy.
Is we finished or are we done?
- I mean, we can be finished
with the conversation, but as far
as this relationship,
I wanna take it to the next level.
- That's no problem.
I'll think about it, all right?
- When were you gonna think about it?
- How about this? Why don't get get.
- Yeah, he want me to hit that.
- Man, that's all you got for this garage sale, dawg?
- Bruh, I ain't got a ton of shit like y'all do,
but this dildo, it's gonna sell for sure, bro.
- Man, get that shit off of me, man,
what the hell.
Let me see that football.
Man, what you need to do
is put that camera on this table.
- What? - Yes.
- Man, I ain't putting my camera
on the table, bro, come on, man.
- Hey, calm down, y'all, check this out.
- Oh, shit.
- I got y'all right here.
- What is that? - A juicer.
- A Ninja, top of the line.
- Wow.
- Hey, bruh, what you rob somebody?
- It's borrowed. - Borrowed?
- Without permission.
- This nigga robbed David Beckham house.
That's crazy.
- Basketball after basketball, huh?
Oh, what's up Young Miami and JT?
- Shut up, man, hey ladies.
- Hey.
- Y'all came to buy something.
- We came to see you.
- Why?
- You're the shower guy, aren't you?
- Excuse me?
- Where did you get that.
- It's everywhere on the internet.
- Hey, you know what?
There's a video, too.
- No, man, no.
What?
No, I'm ruined.
I'm ruined.
- He gonna be all right.
Hey, my name is Ray-Ray
and it's very nice to meet you.
Are you doing any crystal, 'cause you shine.
- [Dave] I was gonna post that video-
- You.
- [Dave] Hey, bro, I ain't mean to, bruh.
What's up, bruh.
- You motherfucker. - What'd I do, fam?
(horn blowing)
(engine idling)
- Yo, give me some gun, baby.
- [Dave] Follow me, bruh,
I'm about to hide.
- Bro, act normal.
- I'm about to hide.
- Nigga, get you.
- All right, you say act normal.
- Police coming, man.
Get your ass over there, bro.
- Oh, damn.
How'd they find me?
Shit, I don't know what I gotta do now.
- Hey, baby, what your thick ass doing.
- Hey, what the fuck?
How'd you get in here?
- What you mean?
I been waiting on you all day.
Look, I didn't know
you was such a big film buff.
'Cause I love movies, too.
- What you going on about all day?
- Your room.
- Girl, this ain't my room.
This is Dave room.
- Oh, who Dave?
- [Ray-Ray] He Eddie Murphy's crack baby.
Right next to John Legend over there.
- Ooh, damn, he got a fat ass, too.
- Yeah, and you know what.
He into you.
In fact, you should go date him
and leave me the fuck alone.
Okay, because we ain't, I, in fact,
am not interested in you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
If you ain't want me, nigga,
that's all you had to say.
Besides, you ain't worthy of this pussy anyway.
I swear, y'all little boys don't now how to communicate.
Bitch.
(door slamming)
- Oh, man, these crazy girls
don't get the message.
- You fellas having a garage sale?
- [Together] Mm-hmm.
- [Police] Anything good?
- What are you looking for, Officer, we have-
- Shh, I'll ask the questions.
- [Dave] He's vegan.
- [Police] Where's the car?
- What car?
- Any damage?
- What are you talking about V-neck police shirt?
- Where did you put it?
- Where'd I put what?
- Boy, when I ask you a question, answer it.
- Did he just call me boy?
- I think so.
- That's crazy.
- What's with the stupid face?
- Oh, this?
Don't worry about that, Officer,
he looks like this every day.
- Why are you here?
- This.
- [Dave] A titty.
- [Reg] Oh, shit, you gave her titties.
- Goddamn.
That.
- Oh, see, I can explain that.
- Well, thank fuck for that.
- Hey, Wes, I got a fuckin' juicer.
What, this is a fuckin' Ninja.
- Yeah, well, this fuck face keeps giving
me a hard time.
- Fuck face? - Fuck face?
- Excuse me, Officer,
I don't think you can talk to my friend like that.
- Did you just tell an officer of the law
what he can and cannot do?
- You're right, sir, sorry, sir.
- Sorry, master.
- Dispatch, this is Officer West,
suspect's being difficult.
- Hey, dispatch, can you bring a 10-piece.
- Come on, get your ass...
- Man, where you taking my friend, what's up?
- All right, man, don't worry about that.
How much?
- Oh, I really appreciate that.
About, hmm, $5.50.
- Maybe it's, all right, I got a 20.
- That's cool, that'll work, I got change.
Thank you.
- All right, man.
- Come on, Officer, you wanna do me like that.
At least take this dildo, man.
- Reg.
- Where the hell you been at?
- I was busy.
You know I had to go do the thing.
- Man, whatever, man, don't you know
they just took Dave to jail?
- They did.
- And they took the juicer.
- They took the juicer?
- Yeah, man.
- They took the juicer.
- I thought I had the sale.
Damn cop pulled his money out and everything.
Then he just walked away with it, man.
- They walked, they walked away with it.
- Yes.
- Reg. - What?
- It's a Ninja.
- I know.
- We could have got at least $50 for that shit.
- Damn, we coulda got $50 for that?
- [Ray-Ray] Coulda got 50 on that one.
- My bad, man, shit.
(Tracy crying)
- What you doing over here crying?
- Because I miss my boo.
- Your boo?
- I thought this was your boo?
- Oh, I moved on.
- Oh, it's like that?
- [Tracy] Yeah, it's like that.
- Man, let's go save that juicer.
- Don't you mean Dave, stupid?
- [Ray-Ray] Yeah, whatever, him, too, come.
- Yeah, let's go save Dave
with y'all thick asses.
- [Ray-Ray] Hey, I was messing with you goddamn it.
- Oh, look.
I found this, too.
- Are, are you gonna use that against me?
- Nah, man, I use this to cut up my vegetables.
- It's a butter knife.
- I'm on a Paleo diet.
- It's not gonna not make it a butter knife, but
I heard that's pretty healthy, I guess.
- Yeah, makes him a pain in my ass.
- Hey, man, I'm looking out for you, too.
- Yeah, gotta wait for that.
Listen, focus.
How'd you get the car?
- Um, me and-
- [West] Ignore him, look at me,
how'd you get the car?
- I bought the beer at 11:59.
- How did you get the car?
- Mm-mm.
Huh, you said how'd I do what?
- The car.
- Mm, yeah, that was you.
- Yeah.
- I think you gum expired goddammit.
And your beard stink, bad.
Smell like dogs.
Wet dogs.
In heat.
- The car.
- I didn't, I don't, I don't know how I got
the car, but, I need to know how
your beard stink so bad.
I stole it, I stole it, I stole it,
I stole the car.
- Well, that was easy.
- I ain't never heard nobody give it up that fast.
- I didn't get an ultimate feast or nothing.
- Okay, well, I'm gonna go talk
to Ms. Edwards.
She's got you on camera on Berkeley Street.
Got you on video, they could see you on video.
- Ms. Edwards?
- Yeah, the owner of the car.
- No, no, that's Silas owns the car.
I stole the car from Silas.
He was driving it.
That's how I got the car.
- I don't buy it.
We'll give her a call.
- No, no, look, I stole the car from Silas.
I can give you his address.
I'll give you his address.
Fuck, I'm snitches, motherfucker.
- Okay.
Don't tell nobody.
- Address.
- Uh, one, two, Freedy's coming for you.
- Come on.
- [Dave] All right, it's one, two, three, Sesame Street.
♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪
- You for real?
- That's the address.
- One, two, three.
- Sesame Street.
He stay next to Bert,
across the street from Ernie.
- Hey, Reg, we can't go in there for real.
- Why not?
I mean, we didn't do nothing.
- Well, I might have, you know borrowed some appliances.
- What you, you talking about the garage sale?
- You know that juicer the cop took?
- Uh, yeah.
Wow.
- It was a Ninja, Reg.
- Man, look what, y'all both shut up.
We gotta go find Dave.
- All right, all right.
- [Dave] All right, niggas.
- Davy! - What?
- Oh, hey, baby, I missed you.
- What's up, bitch.
What's up cuz?
What's up blood?
- You're alive.
- [Dave] What?
- Of course he's alive, man,
what you think they gonna do in there, kill him?
- [Dave] Stupid.
- Wait, how did you get out?
- They couldn't hold me down in there, cuz.
I was in there beatin' niggas' ass, blood.
- You? - Yeah, me.
- So wait, what did they charge you with?
- Racketeering.
- [Ray-Ray] Spell it.
- Shut up, bitch.
Rico charge, so y'all might be getting charged.
Ain't my fault, though.
Two misdemeanors for jaywalking.
A misdemeanor 'cause I kicked a puppy.
Got frustrated.
A felony possession of a firearm.
Had two M16s.
They took them, but I beat them charges, though.
- All right, let's go celebrate.
- Let's.
- Hey, hey, you got the money
from the garage sale, blood.
- [Ray-Ray] Yeah, here we go right here, right here.
- Let me see that.
$30.
Yeah, it's cool, I got a fake ID,
you know what I'm saying.
- [Ray-Ray] Okay, there we go, all right.
- I can get us some drinks and shit, you feel me?
- Let's do it. - Drinks on you.
- All right, come on cuz blood.
- Blood cuz?
It's either blood or cuz, man.
You can't do both.
- [Dave] Let's drink, let's drink then.
- Hey, thanks to my prank,
they were able to find where I was at.
- Hey, don't you think that's a little creepy
how they was able to find you like that?
- No, not really, I mean it did work
to get Silas off the street.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we off the hook.
(doors closing)
- You've been off for four hours, man.
- I don't care what time it is.
Look at this badge.
You see this badge?
Well, I'm here, I don't care what time it is.
Look at this piece of shit neighborhood.
We gotta clean this shit up, man.
- What he hell are you talking about, man.
- This piece of shit.
- Oh, hey, officers.
- Hey, how you doing?
See, criminal.
Let's go, come on.
- To social media.
- [Together] To social media.
- Hey, bitch, what are you doing?
- This nigga just turned into a ho.
- Oh, damn, my bad.
- Hey, man, it's a nice size table.
My bad, came out.
- That's crazy.
Oh, I got a idea.
- I'm sure you do.
- Not another prank, man.
- Oh, nah, it's not a prank.
It's like a new Instagram page.
You know where I just solve crimes
for social justice, you know what I'm saying.
Little petty crimes, though,
like people stealing old women's purses,
you know, Tracy breath, my hairline,
like little petty shit like that, you feel me?
- Oh, look at my baby tryna be a snitch, okay, boo.
- You ain't snitching unless it's on camera.
- No, you'll still a snitch.
You still my baby, though.
- Look, you done took my hairline back again.
This like the fourth time this whole movie.
- Oh, bae.
- [Ray-Ray] Oh, yes, wasn't like that.
- Anyway, but it works for people like Silas,
you know what I'm saying?
- These motherfuckers called the police on me.
I know it's the fucker Dave calling policia on me.
That's okay.
I got something for him.
I'm gonna show him what the Dino power is all about
you fuckin' cock sucker.
When I find you, you fuckin' dead, that's okay.
That's okay.
You know what I'm a do to you?
I'm a hang you by your fucking balls
and castrate you you stupid bitch.
I got something for you and all your friends.
- I'll drink to that?
Y'all drink to that?
- [Reg] I'll drink to that.
- You know I will.
- [Ray-Ray] Yes, I'll drink to that.
- You fuckin' alcoholic.
So what you guys think about that?
- I mean, it's a little better
than doing these prank videos.
- [Ray-Ray] That's fo sho.
(gate clanking)
- You thought you could hide from me maricon?
- Oh, shit.
- I'm going to kill you all now.
- [Dave] Is that Silas? That's Silas.
- Fuck, man.
You always getting us in some shit.
- My bad, Ponderagosa.
I don't even know why I say that.
- I'm gonna wring your neck
and I'm going to enjoy feeling
every blood vessel pop.
- That seems to be excessive, Silas.
- You know what's excessive,
I'm going to take that camera
and shove it so far.
- [Ray-Ray] Wha pow!
- [Dave] Oh, shit.
- What the fuck.
- What you got, a dildo?
- Oh, shit.
- [Dave] Throw it.
- Oh, shit. - Oh, shit.
- Oh wait? - Where's he going?
- [Dave] Got it.
- Pop!
Pop!
He's gonna kill me.
- Where is this motherfucker?
A banana?
Get the fuck over here.
It's over, ah!
I'm gonna fuckin kill you puto.
(triumphant music)
♪ Don't come around here the DA ♪
♪ Don't come around here my baby's mama ♪
♪ Don't come around here with all your drama ♪
♪ Don't come around here includes your cleaning ♪
♪ Don't come around here with that shit you slinging ♪
♪ Don't come around here with that lead you drinking ♪
♪ Don't come around here ♪
- I hear you.
I know you're in there.
I can see you.
- If I can't see you, you can't see me.
- I can, ah!
You hit me with a banana?
You wanna play games.
- I don't wanna play no games, bruh.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Live, did y'all see that?
Did y'all see, I just fucked Silas up.
He wanna put these rounds with me.
See you in the crossroads, hear that.
I just knocked that nigga out, bro.
Did you see that?
Look, nigga, still,
I shoulda just left.
Come on, Silas, come on.
Ah, oh!
Oh, shit.
- Boy, what the hell going on?
- Hey, hey, Carl Winslow,
hey, Silas is in there, bro,
he's trying to kill me, bro,
ya'll gotta do something, man, come on.
Come on Johnny Bravo,
y'all gotta do something, man, come on, bro.
- Get out the way, man.
- I'm telling Harriet.
- You got my back?
This way.
- Man, what the fuck are you doing?
- Fuck, the window.
- I'm a be at the front, man.
- Goddamn it.
Steve.
- [Dave] Bro, what the fuck is going on.
- Oh, Davy, baby, I missed you, are you okay?
- You missed me?
I'm okay.
- Yeah, you know what, you are okay.
You know what, why don't you give me some sugar.
- Hold on, bitch, your breath banging.
Yeah, smell that.
- Oh, yeah, you is right.
- I almost passed out.
- You know what, you so brave.
- You know me, Mr. Brave.
- Okay.
Mr. Brave, I see you.
- Oh, shit.
He trying to rape me, help.
Help.
- You let my baby go.
- Come here motherfucker.
- Silas, don't do this, Silas.
Hey, Tracy, hit him.
Tracy, Tracy.
- Let him go.
- Hey, Tracy, help me.
- Let him go. - Tracy.
- Come on Tracy.
- Son of a bitch.
Now you gonna get in.
Get in there.
Stupid motherfucker.
- [Dave] Silas, keep putting me-
- No, you stupid fuck.
Wait till you see what I'm gonna do
to you motherfucker.
(tires squealing)
- [Dave] You gonna drive off with me
in the trunk, man.
- Woo, woo, woo.
- Wait, wait, wait, y'all.
Look, I need y'all help.
Somebody just kidnapped Dave.
- What?
- Somebody just kidnapped him?
- Who?
- They just put him in the trunk?
- What? - Yeah.
- Somebody just took him.
I think his name was like Silas or something.
- Oh, you talking about Silas?
Oh, shit, we gotta go help Dave.
Come on, dawg, we gotta go save him.
Man, shit.
- I'll drive?
How the fuck you get my number?
- Oh, shit, which one, which car?
Oh, shit, Reg.
- [Tracy] I got shotty.
- Get the.
- [Lily] Reg, I saw you had a Live,
it look like y'all need help.
- Oh, shit, come on.
- Wait.
(engine revving)
Where I'm gonna sit?
- You not.
- Fuck you.
Bitch.
- Thanks to Dave's stupid live feed,
everyone knows about my furry addiction.
- What?
- No, no, no, no, not my fur,
Blaine's furry, look man, I'm reading from the.
- Why did he just say that?
- I think that asshole's a mute.
- Oh, you know what,
Dave might actually still be live.
Well, that's black, I mean, you can't-
- Silas, come on, bruh.
Silas, please.
Silence of the Lambs.
Come on, bro, please.
Get me out, I'm gonna miss everybody.
You remember that?
Come on, bro.
Shut up.
My phone.
Let's see.
Is this my camera.
Oh, shit, hey, live.
Hey, hey, bro, hey Silas got me in his trunk, fam.
I don't know where I'm at.
I could open the door periodically,
but I can't, he done, hold on.
Chief we still driving.
Wait, somebody, please somebody come help.
- Hold on, it looks like
they might be getting out.
Is that, is that the park?
I can't tell.
- Oh, shit, they at the park.
Hey, turn left up here.
- Well, that was easy.
To the park.
- So wait.
How much of Dave's live feed
were you actually watching?
- All of it, I guess.
- So, you was watching when they came
to visit me at the house.
- Oh, you mean when you were in the shower?
Yeah, I saw that.
- Was it censored?
- God, no, it was not censored.
- Well, just so you know,
I was taking a cold shower.
- Really?
Because I'm pretty sure I saw
the steam on the mirror.
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
- I can't wait for this.
- [Dave] I can't find the handle, bro.
- Let's go.
Guess what, motherfucker.
It's show time.
Get your ass out of here.
- What you doing? - Stop talking, bitch.
Get your ass up.
- Silas, what ups, bro.
Silas, please.
- I told you I have something for you.
- Come on, you ain't gotta do this, bruh.
At least grab my pick, bro.
- You thought you were clever, huh?
- What you doing?
- You thought you were clever.
- What are you going?
Silas, what, come on bro.
- You thought you were clever, huh?
Calling the policia on me?
- Actually, they came to me, bro.
Come on, man, don't do this.
- I don't believe that.
- Silas.
- You thought I was going quietly, huh.
- You think I can't get out this?
- Fuck you maricon.
- Come on, I'm outta this.
- Your friends ain't coming to help you neither.
- You crazy as hell.
- Ain't nobody coming to help you, you know why?
- God gonna save me.
- Nobody.
- Come on, God.
- And you know why?
You're nothing.
You are never going to be nothing.
- I'm gonna be something, my mama...
- You're nothing but a pathetic little flea,
hopping from one place to another.
- Pathetic?
You just a pathetic criminal.
(punch striking)
Come on Silas, bro.
You ain't gotta do this, man.
- Oh, you like that, huh?
I got more for you.
- Silas, come on.
- Aha!
- Silas, where you going, bro, come on.
Come on Silas.
♪ Put you in a choke hold ♪
♪ Fightin' for survival ♪
♪ Make the live stream ♪
♪ Make that shit go viral ♪
Oh, come on, Silas, a baseball bat.
Boy, you wanna play baseball,
we can go some fields that's right over there.
- I've been waiting for this
since you stole my car. - What you mean?
- No, man, come on, don't do this.
- You ready for this one? - No, Silas.
- Left field mira.
- What you mean, ah, fuck.
(bat striking)
That's not how you play baseball, Silas.
- Oh, it is.
Right knee cap, home run.
(bat striking)
- [Dave] Reg, get his ass, bro.
- You don't even like this guy.
- What? That's my best friend.
And he'll always be, right Dave?
- [Dave] Right, come on.
I got your back, man.
- [Dave] Yes, sir.
- Do something tough guy,
what are you gonna do?
Think you a tough guy?
- [Reg] Hell, yeah.
- Oh, Reg.
- What the fuck?
What the fuck I'm a do with this?
- You guys still got this dildo?
- [Lily] Why are you still carrying it?
- Get that thing away from me.
Fuck, come on, man.
You wanna dance, now, okay.
- Come on.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh!
- [Together] He speaks?
- If you let that nigga kill you,
I'm a kill you, bro.
- I'm going to sing you a lullaby now, Reggie.
Ah!
- What the fuck?
- I told you I was coming back syphilis.
- You brought your little gay friends with you?
- Come on, what's happening.
- Come on, I'll take your balloons.
Come on.
- Come on, y'all, lets get him.
- [Reg] Come on, bro.
- All right, fellows, that's enough, clean it up.
Hey, secure the perimeter.
- It's secure, man.
- Hey, what are you doing?
Where you policia taking me today?
Hey, get off me, P.
No, don't look at me.
- What the fuck? - I don't know.
- Wow, what the fuck? You robbed somebody?
- Wow.
- [Reporter] Dave.
- How you doing Michael Jackson daddy?
- Is it true that you're using social media
to help the police track down criminals?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is true.
Yep.
- And are these the friends that helped you?
- Oh, yeah, I'm David Ruffin.
These are the Temptations.
- Hi, mother.
- That's my friend, Reg.
Uh, he doesn't speak, but that's our token white boy
and my other friend Ray-Ray,
he's actually taking a shit.
Can I say shit on, fuck it, I already did, go ahead.
- What can the police do to help you?
- They can donate.
Donate to dollar sign Dave on CashApp or PayPal,
It's Big Dick Dave.
- Hey, there you go.
- So, you still think Dave's pranks are funny?
- Yes.
(Lily laughing)
But he's not, you know.
I actually think he's gonna be okay,
especially if he doesn't get into college.
- Well, after today,
you think you still getting in college?
- I really hope so, I really do.
- Well, even after today, I still want you.
- Even after all of that shower stuff.
Oh, my God.
- Especially after the shower stuff.
(orchestral music)
- Oh, I'm been waiting on that.
- Cops, cops like that's crazy,
like you heard a pop of the king of pop,
so you're like the feral pop of the,
you get it, you get it?
- [Reporter] Good one.
- It doesn't matter, interview's over, thanks.
- [Reporter] Must be a slow day in news.
- Head ass.
Well, fellows, this is live.
- Man, Silas is fuckin' crazy.
- I was referring to school,
but that was pretty intense, too, though.
- Man, can y'all believe after everything
that happened that day, my college still accepted me.
- Oh, that's what's up. - Oh, yeah.
- Congratulations.
- That's what's up.
- So what you gonna do?
- Believe it or not,
I got a scholarship to a film school.
- [Ray-Ray] A real one?
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
- They actually gave you a scholarship?
- Yes, they seen that live feed,
follow me on Instagram, bow, gave me a scholarship.
- Congratulations, man.
That's what's up.
- I'm not going, but thanks.
- You gonna go.
What you gonna do, Ray?
- We got a family business.
Go work with my dad at the shop.
- Oh, the Slurpee shop?
(speaking foreign language)
it's a car shop, man.
- [Dave] Car shop? Y'all drive cars?
- We can make the cars, but we just can't drive them.
- Oh, I thought y'all only worked
on like magic carpets and shit like that.
- No, we work on everything.
Shit, you can't afford.
- Oh, well.
- Y'all are trippin' man.
Never mind him.
Is that what you wanna do?
- See, look, I'm good with my hands,
I'm not good with my head,
so I got a job that accommodates me.
- Sound about right.
Guys, it seem like we all know where we're headed.
- In all different directions.
- You cryin'? - Man, cheer up, Dave.
- No, you know you get-
- You act like we're not gonna ever
see each other again.
You of all people know we live in a world
of social media.
We can't go a day without seeing each other, brother.
- [Dave] Know what? You right.
- To social media.
(bottles clanking)
And one last prank.
- What?
- Come on you guys.
- Let's do this one last prank Trayshon.
- Come on, brother, lets do this.
Let's do one last one.
- Come on, man, you can do it man,
this is a big risk now mate.
You fuck this all up,
but don't fuck up, hey, Rego.
- What, man?
- How you used to put these on me, bro,
'cause remember I couldn't never get it.
- To your last prank.
To social media, fool.
- To my last prank, mate.
(upbeat music)
♪ Everybody's Insta famous ♪
♪ No one wants to work a feeling ♪
(upbeat music)