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♪ I've got something
Very strange ♪
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♪ It's my karma boomerang ♪
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♪ Boomerang ♪
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♪ Comes back again ♪
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♪ Send it spinning
Through the air ♪
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♪ Comes back to me
From somewhere ♪
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♪ To share ♪
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♪ It's only fair ♪
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♪ Instant karma ♪
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♪ Karma takes the wheel ♪
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♪ When it comes back ♪
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♪ Karma counts for real ♪
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♪ Waiting on it ♪
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♪ But it's bringing more
Than I could ever need ♪
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♪ Yeah, oh ♪
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Sandy?
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Hi, um, can my friend come with?
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Uh.
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It's my first day.
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I don't really know
all the rules.
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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Okay.
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So I'm guessing
you all are students?
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Wow, you must be smart
for a U-Lift driver.
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Come on, give me a break.
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Hey, I did let your friend
come along for free.
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Sorry, we had a big test
and it kicked our ass.
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No worries.
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-What are you studying?
-Marketing.
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Oh, that's cool.
That's what I studied.
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And now you're a U-Lift driver.
Wow, we are totally screwed.
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We might as well
just drop out now.
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Marketing is a good major.
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I just hit a string of bad luck,
but it's only temporary.
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You will for sure get good jobs
when you graduate.
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We'll worry about that
some other time.
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We're gonna hit some shrooms.
Do you wanna join?
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Um, I wish,
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but I have a big marketing job
interview to get to.
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Plus, it might be a little hard
to explain to my girlfriend.
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All right, here we are, ladies.
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Well,
thanks for the free ride.
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-Have fun with the shrooms.
-We will!
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You probably thought I wasn't
gonna show up, didn't you?
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Look, I got you something
to drink.
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It's okay, Mom.
I'm fine, thanks.
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You know you need
to stay hydrated
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or you'll get your headaches.
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Yeah, Mom, I know.
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Okay, I'm an adult, remember?
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Well, if you acted
more like an adult,
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then I wouldn't have to
remind you of so many things.
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This is what
you should be drinking.
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It not only hydrates you,
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it boosts your energy,
it aids your digestion,
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it provides you
with antioxidants,
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it detoxifies your liver,
improves your eyesight,
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and it will even help you
with your constipation.
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Jeez, Mom!
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Why don't you say it louder
so everybody can hear?
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Sorry. You know I worry.
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I just wanna make sure
you're okay.
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I know, and I appreciate that,
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but sometimes you just need
to dial it back a little bit.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom...
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Why didn't you tell me
that it tasted like...
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licking somebody's underarm?
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Well, it is fermented.
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You know, like sauerkraut.
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And it's
the fermentation process
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that provides you
with all the health benefits.
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Great.
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Never mind.
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Tell me, how are you doing?
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How's the new job
at the computer company?
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What's wrong?
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-I got laid off.
-You what! Why?
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You just started there
last month.
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Does it matter why?
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Maybe.
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-Did you do something wrong?
-No, I didn't do anything wrong.
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-Was it the hair?
-No, Mom!
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Okay, just calm down.
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They were making cuts
and I was the new guy,
so it was me.
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But it's okay, relax.
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I already have a new job.
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Really?
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That was quick.
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Where?
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U-Lift.
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U-Lift?
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Driving people around?
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Jeff, you know
that's not a real job, right?
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It is a real job.
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And, actually, I have to
get back to work.
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So thank you for the fermented
sauerkraut drink,
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-but I'll see ya later.
-Jeff!
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I-- I didn't mean that.
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You know I love you.
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And I know it's a real job,
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but it's just temporary, right?
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Oh, hey babe.
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Hey!
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Oh, that looks good.
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Hi.
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Mmm.
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Oh, I missed you.
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How was your day?
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Uh... it-- it was a day.
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Okay.
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But I think I made over $100,
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so that's not too bad
for my first day.
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-I don't care about that.
-Mm?
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Well, I do, but...
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how was your day?
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How about some wine first?
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Yeah.
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All right, where do I begin?
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Okay, well my first riders
were these college girls
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who invited me
to do mushrooms with them.
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Uh, did you?
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No, of course not.
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-Come on.
-I-- I just...
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Okay, well, then,
things got really weird
after that.
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There was this couple
that I picked up
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and they were-- they were
dressed all in black clothing.
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They had this like goth type
makeup on
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and... and what I hope
was fake blood
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just dripping from their chins.
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I tried to talk to them.
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I said their costumes were cool,
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but they just grunted
and growled at me.
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-Weird.
-Oh!
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And guess
where I dropped them off.
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A cemetery.
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What?
That is so creepy!
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Uh, they left me five stars
and a pretty good tip, so... eh.
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Was that the worst of it?
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No.
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I wish it was.
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The worst part
was meeting my mom
at the coffee shop.
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You know,
I think she cares about me,
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but I don't know,
sometimes she can just be
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just so condescending,
and she told me today
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that she doesn't think
U-Lift is a real job.
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And it just made me feel
really crappy, you know?
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Yeah.
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I'm just happy
to be home with you.
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So, do you travel a lot?
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To some people
it might seem like a lot.
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To me, it's not too bad.
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-I still enjoy it.
-Cool.
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Do you have a favorite place?
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Oh, do I!
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Yeah, that would be India.
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Wow, India.
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And why's that?
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Wow,
where would I start?
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To me, India is just--
the natural beauty
is just awesome.
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The diversity of people.
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The sheer nature of it.
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And the people there,
wow, just so amazing.
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Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa!
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What the hell?
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-Ugh!
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-Crap! Could it get any worse?
-What's going on?
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Because of you,
I'm gonna miss my meeting.
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-Have you ever gotten
a zero star rating?
-Oh, come on, man.
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What happened to all that peace
and love and friendship stuff?
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All that stuff
was left back in India.
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I need to get to my meeting now.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I...
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I tell you what.
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I'll take off the charge
for the ride, and...
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You can have this too.
That's all the money I have.
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Please don't
give me a bad rating.
I need this job.
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How are you gonna be
a U-Lift driver
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with a piece of junk of a car?
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You need some help?
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Shouldn't I be asking you that?
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With the car, I mean.
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You need to move it.
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Um, yeah, thanks.
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Thanks man, I--
I really appreciate the help.
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Sure thing.
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I'm sorry, I just gave
my last cash to the rider.
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So, what's the news?
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I lost my job.
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You got fired from U-Lift?
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No, I can't drive U-Lift anymore
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because my stupid car
broke down.
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And the mechanic said
it would be $1,000 to fix,
which I can't afford.
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I see.
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Sam, I don't think
you understand.
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If I don't work,
we can't afford rent.
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And we'll get kicked out
of our house.
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We can't afford
to live together,
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so I'll be forced to go move in
with my mom.
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There's no way in hell
that's happening.
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So, basically we're done
and I'm going to be homeless.
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And you don't think
you're overreacting
like just a little bit?
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No, no, I don't.
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My life is shit right now.
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I am on the worst string
of bad luck.
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Nothing is going right,
everything is falling apart,
not just my stupid car.
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-I think I'm cursed.
-Maybe so.
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But you know what they say,
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"It's always darkest
before the dawn," and all that.
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So, um, who knows?
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Maybe today is the day
that everything changes.
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What does that even mean?
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Are you gonna give me
some positivity pep talk?
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No.
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Remember my friend
from work, Kumar?
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Uh, yeah,
he's the IT guy, right?
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Yeah, well, he told me
this morning
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that he's going to India
for three months
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to visit his home city
of Baroda.
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Okay, so how is that
good news for me?
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Because...
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he gave me his car
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and said that I can use it
whenever I want while he's gone
so it doesn't just sit around.
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And it's a really nice car.
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Much better than the old smokey
that you were driving.
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So...
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you can use it, if you want,
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until yours gets fixed.
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♪ Keep it all
Under lock and key ♪
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♪ On a test and a mystery ♪
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♪ Pull down those shades
Quietly ♪
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♪ And move along
Nothing here to see ♪
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Then he says he's been
sleeping with my sister,
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but still wants
to go out with me.
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Can you believe that?
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Jeez.
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Is that when you punched him
in the face?
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I should have.
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Instead, I just threw my beer
at him and left.
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Well, good for you.
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But, still, that really sucks.
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It does.
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But it's all right because
when I left his place,
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I went to his brother's
and slept with him.
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Nice sign.
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Hey, I know that guy.
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Wave him over.
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Hey, come here.
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Hey, man, thanks again
for the help with my car.
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You're welcome, sir.
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I really appreciate it.
You did me a favor.
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You deserve this.
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Thank you, General.
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Your Majesty.
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Well, I'm sorry things
didn't work out
with his brother,
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but I hope things work out
with his cousin.
259
00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:00,330
-I've got a good feeling.
260
00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:01,634
Thanks for listening.
261
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,172
Oh, hey, you dropped some money.
262
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,776
Not mine.
263
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:23,755
Huh.
264
00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:30,360
I can't even describe
how happy I was all day
265
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,104
after finding that money.
266
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,008
I felt like I was floating.
267
00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:37,208
What'd I tell ya?
268
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,774
I know, but...
269
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:48,549
What's wrong?
270
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,632
I'm really happy right now.
271
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,530
I can't even describe it.
272
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:06,501
But I'm also excited
and-- and scared too.
273
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,936
Scared?
274
00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:10,835
Why? What's wrong?
275
00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:16,783
Well, this is the first bit
of good luck I've had
in awhile, and...
276
00:16:16,818 --> 00:16:18,645
I hope it's a sign
of things to come,
277
00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:22,011
but I'm scared
it'll all be over
before I know it.
278
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:25,256
So, I'm worried and wondering
how to keep it going.
279
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:30,195
Jeff, honey, relax.
280
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,195
Luck, good fortune, magic...
281
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,427
whatever you wanna call it,
282
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:39,763
you can't keep it going
283
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,406
any more than you can keep
a wave going.
284
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,776
You just have to ride it
for as long as it lasts
285
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:49,038
and then, like surfing,
286
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:52,118
keep an eye out for the next one
and get ready for it.
287
00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:07,625
-Can you pop the trunk?
-Sure.
288
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,630
-Do you need a hand?
-Nah, I got it.
289
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:27,883
Hey, hope you didn't put
a dead body in there.
290
00:17:27,919 --> 00:17:29,653
Not the entire body.
291
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,223
Just some parts.
292
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,328
Just kidding.
293
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,099
It's just some gear I'm using
for a workshop I'm doing.
294
00:17:44,468 --> 00:17:47,531
Hey, do you mind if I make
a stop real quick?
295
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,175
Sure, go ahead.
296
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:57,810
Hey.
297
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,182
-Are you following me?
298
00:18:02,217 --> 00:18:04,221
-Busted.
299
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,183
What are you doing
all the way over here?
300
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,054
What?
301
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:11,627
I can't come downtown
because I'm currently
without a residence?
302
00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:15,399
No, you're just a long way
from where I saw you last time.
303
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:18,171
You must be tired as shit
from walking all that way.
304
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:24,210
I don't have any money on me
right now, but, um... hold on.
305
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:32,680
That's mighty nice.
Thanks.
306
00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:35,947
I gotta run, but I can come back
307
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,686
and give you a ride
after I drop my passenger off.
308
00:18:39,627 --> 00:18:40,759
Not necessary.
309
00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:42,558
But thanks for the lunch.
310
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,169
Uh, can I help you with these?
311
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,248
I should be able to carry it on
if you just wanna hand it to me.
312
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,917
-Thanks.
-Yeah, sure.
313
00:19:06,953 --> 00:19:08,182
And what about your bags?
314
00:19:08,217 --> 00:19:09,482
Um, they're not mine.
315
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,689
Gotta go.
Don't wanna be late.
316
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,830
Huh.
317
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:32,711
Wow...
318
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,346
What are all these?
319
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,711
I mean, I am hungry.
320
00:19:38,747 --> 00:19:41,988
-What are you making me
for dinner?
321
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,885
I haven't even thought
about that yet.
322
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,693
Are you sure you didn't leave
some groceries in the car?
323
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,157
Mm-hmm, I'm sure.
324
00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:51,296
Why do you keep asking?
325
00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:55,795
Well, if you didn't leave
groceries in the car
326
00:19:55,831 --> 00:19:59,063
and none of my riders did,
I didn't buy this stuff.
327
00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,570
You know you shouldn't drink
on an empty stomach.
328
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,670
Come on, let me make you
some dinner.
329
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,080
-Come on. Come on.
-Yeah.
330
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:11,383
I know I can't make luck
continue...
331
00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:15,154
but I sure would like to know
what's causing this.
332
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:18,019
You know, like how waves
are caused by the wind?
333
00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:21,522
Isn't it enough to know
that maybe you're just having
some good luck
334
00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:23,923
and things are finally
going your way?
335
00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:26,398
Yeah, I guess.
336
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:31,598
But if I could just figure out
what's causing this wave,
then...
337
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,700
maybe I could get
in the sweet spot
338
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:36,133
-and ride it
for as long as possible.
-Mm.
339
00:20:37,142 --> 00:20:38,670
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
340
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:42,440
-I need your help on this.
-Okay.
341
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,583
I'm in. I'll help.
342
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,275
Okay.
343
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,614
So I found money
and a bunch of groceries
in my car--
344
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,091
well, in your friend's car--
345
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,018
after I dropped off
two passengers.
346
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,926
And it didn't belong
to your passengers?
347
00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:00,055
Correct.
348
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:03,565
Then you dropped off
other passengers,
349
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,966
but didn't find anything
with them, right?
350
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:13,036
So, what did
those two passengers
have in common
351
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:17,914
that wasn't true
for the other passengers?
352
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:23,251
I got it. I got it!
353
00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:25,624
Okay. You gonna tell me?
354
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,689
I got it!
355
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,364
You'll know tomorrow
if I'm right.
356
00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:33,498
Jeff!
357
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,635
Well...
358
00:21:54,952 --> 00:21:56,448
Hey.
359
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,815
-Hey.
-Hmm.
360
00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,622
I'm gonna go do
some early driving
361
00:21:59,657 --> 00:22:02,188
so we can hang out
later this afternoon, okay?
362
00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:03,823
Okay.
363
00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:05,893
What did you want me
to pick up for you?
364
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,934
Um, some running shoes.
365
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:11,033
Mine are getting worn out.
366
00:22:11,069 --> 00:22:12,603
Okay, what kind?
367
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:18,502
Uh, just the kind
that I have is fine.
368
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,110
Where are they?
369
00:22:20,145 --> 00:22:22,310
-Under the bed.
-Okay.
370
00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:23,878
Now go back to sleep.
371
00:22:31,652 --> 00:22:34,625
-Hmm.
372
00:22:39,932 --> 00:22:41,557
Hey... babe.
373
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,801
Hi.
374
00:22:42,836 --> 00:22:44,366
Uh...
375
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:46,035
Excuse me.
376
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,039
Okay.
377
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,035
Oh, my gosh.
What did you do?
378
00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:52,940
I have a little bit
of a surprise for you.
379
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,081
-What did you do?
380
00:22:56,116 --> 00:22:58,542
I hope you like these.
381
00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,882
Uh...
382
00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:01,080
Um.
383
00:23:02,847 --> 00:23:05,320
Babe, these are awesome!
384
00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:06,589
Why are there so many?
385
00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:08,488
I mean, I'm not mad,
I'm-- that's great,
386
00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:11,226
but why'd you buy so many?
387
00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:12,997
I didn't buy these.
388
00:23:13,032 --> 00:23:14,394
What do you mean?
389
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:15,730
I didn't buy these.
390
00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:18,564
I found all these boxes
in the back of the car.
391
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:22,805
And I think I know now
what's causing this wave
of good luck for me, you know?
392
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,940
Well, what is it?
393
00:23:28,213 --> 00:23:29,515
It's a homeless guy.
394
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:34,843
I-- I mean,
can you believe that?
395
00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:36,181
It's a homeless guy.
396
00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:40,254
Okay, so when you say
"homeless,"
397
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,091
you mean like...
398
00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:44,690
I don't know exactly,
but-- but every time
I give him something,
399
00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:46,761
I get back 10 times as much.
400
00:23:46,797 --> 00:23:49,860
So I gave him $20
and then I got back $200.
401
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,302
And one day I gave him lunch,
402
00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:53,066
and we got
all those groceries.
403
00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:56,739
So today I gave him
your old pair of running shoes
404
00:23:56,775 --> 00:24:00,513
and found all these boxes
in the back of my car.
405
00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:08,383
I think he's like a magical
good luck charm.
406
00:24:08,418 --> 00:24:10,886
Or a-- a magical wave.
407
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:16,654
Well, I think that
we should ride this wave
408
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,861
for all it's worth.
409
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,899
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
410
00:24:20,935 --> 00:24:22,832
Okay.
411
00:24:26,538 --> 00:24:29,003
-To Homeless Guy.
412
00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:34,643
Mm.
413
00:24:34,678 --> 00:24:36,615
Oh, this is
some really good wine.
414
00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:39,241
I found it in the groceries
that were in the car.
415
00:24:39,276 --> 00:24:41,411
But I think we only have
one bottle left.
416
00:24:43,223 --> 00:24:44,887
I sure would like some more.
417
00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,152
How about you?
418
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,531
You wanna give wine
to a homeless guy?
419
00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:54,663
I mean...
420
00:24:54,698 --> 00:24:57,735
-To Homeless Guy.
-To Homeless Guy.
421
00:25:23,859 --> 00:25:26,963
Josh West?
Dude, are you kidding?
422
00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:29,995
Man, I've been a fan of yours
since you were on The Voice.
423
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:32,897
And I love your band
Vanilla Aardvark.
424
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,566
Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
425
00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:35,803
No, I'm serious.
426
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,667
I listen to your music
all the time.
427
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:38,875
Awesome.
428
00:25:42,182 --> 00:25:43,407
Are you ready to go?
429
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,211
Yeah, sorry, man.
430
00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:48,514
I didn't mean to go
all fan boy on you there.
431
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:49,820
No worries.
432
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:09,501
Hey, uh, Josh,
sorry to bother you, man.
433
00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:10,703
Mm-hmm.
434
00:26:10,739 --> 00:26:12,769
Can I ask you a big favor?
435
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,009
Sure, what's up?
436
00:26:15,372 --> 00:26:17,615
Would you mind singing
a song for me?
437
00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:20,448
Well, not for me,
but for my girlfriend.
438
00:26:20,483 --> 00:26:22,384
She loves you too.
439
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,055
But she's not here.
440
00:26:24,091 --> 00:26:25,284
Not a problem.
441
00:26:29,127 --> 00:26:30,759
Babe...
442
00:26:30,794 --> 00:26:33,630
guess who I have
in the car right now.
443
00:26:33,665 --> 00:26:35,465
I don't know.
Your mom?
444
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,932
Not even close.
445
00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:41,440
It's Josh West
from Vanilla Aardvark.
446
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:44,537
-Yeah, right!
-No, I'm serious.
447
00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:45,939
And guess what.
448
00:26:45,974 --> 00:26:47,776
He said he would
sing a song for you.
449
00:26:47,811 --> 00:26:49,576
Hey, can you do that one
about magic?
450
00:26:49,611 --> 00:26:50,742
We love that one.
451
00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:52,212
Sure, man. Why not?
452
00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:58,213
♪ Take a carpet ride
Through the skyline ♪
453
00:26:58,248 --> 00:27:00,891
♪ Above the city streets ♪
454
00:27:00,926 --> 00:27:04,560
♪ Where the cardboard signs
By the roadside ♪
455
00:27:04,595 --> 00:27:06,825
♪ Walk on worn-out feet ♪
456
00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:08,998
♪ To the traffic speed ♪
457
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:14,833
♪ All the red signs
Gather all at once ♪
458
00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:17,171
♪ On a two-way design ♪
459
00:27:18,544 --> 00:27:20,443
♪ Stop the spinning wheel ♪
460
00:27:20,479 --> 00:27:22,281
♪ Make a quick deal ♪
461
00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:24,508
♪ For a stranger's smile ♪
462
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,754
♪ To the traffic speed ♪
463
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,522
♪ Where fortunes meet ♪
464
00:27:32,558 --> 00:27:37,156
♪ It's a supernatural display ♪
465
00:27:37,192 --> 00:27:43,966
♪ Something that I can't
Explain away ♪
466
00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:48,497
♪ It's the ebb and flow
The give and take ♪
467
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:54,840
♪ A simple change
That I can make today ♪
468
00:27:54,876 --> 00:27:58,481
♪ As I go my own way ♪
469
00:27:58,516 --> 00:28:01,218
♪ On a magic trip ♪
470
00:28:08,256 --> 00:28:12,297
♪ Like a magic show
It goes up in smoke ♪
471
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,459
♪ Then it comes back ♪
472
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,898
♪ Right before your eyes
Comes a surprise ♪
473
00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:22,401
♪ A rabbit from a hat ♪
474
00:28:24,344 --> 00:28:26,273
♪ How about that? ♪
475
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:31,877
♪ Nothing up my sleeve
Do you believe me ♪
476
00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:33,577
♪ Enough to try? ♪
477
00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:37,246
♪ Take a car now ♪
478
00:28:37,281 --> 00:28:39,181
♪ And I'll show you how ♪
479
00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:41,761
♪ Make it multiply ♪
480
00:28:43,561 --> 00:28:45,457
♪ How about that? ♪
481
00:28:46,895 --> 00:28:49,324
♪ That's where it's at ♪
482
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,936
♪ It's a supernatural display ♪
483
00:28:53,972 --> 00:29:00,779
♪ Something that I can't
Explain away ♪
484
00:29:00,814 --> 00:29:05,376
♪ It's the ebb and flow
The give and take ♪
485
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:11,752
♪ A simple change
That I can make today ♪
486
00:29:11,788 --> 00:29:15,558
♪ As I go my own way ♪
487
00:29:15,593 --> 00:29:17,192
♪ On a magic trip ♪
488
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:22,263
♪ Na, na, na, na, nah ♪
489
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:26,201
♪ Na, na, na, na, nah ♪
490
00:29:26,968 --> 00:29:29,842
♪ Na, na, na, na, nah ♪
491
00:29:31,578 --> 00:29:35,978
♪ It's a supernatural display ♪
492
00:29:36,014 --> 00:29:42,953
♪ Something that I can't
Explain away ♪
493
00:29:42,988 --> 00:29:47,583
♪ It's the ebb and flow
The give and take ♪
494
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:53,959
♪ A simple change
That I can make today ♪
495
00:29:53,995 --> 00:29:56,330
♪ As I go my own way ♪
496
00:29:58,031 --> 00:30:00,367
♪ On a magic trip♪
497
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:07,913
To riding the magic wave.
498
00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,850
To riding the magic wave.
499
00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:19,991
And... to getting more.
500
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,720
To having more.
501
00:30:27,565 --> 00:30:29,193
Anything else?
502
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,132
Well, I have been thinking.
503
00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:34,731
And I think that we need
to be more strategic.
504
00:30:35,804 --> 00:30:37,035
What do you mean?
505
00:30:37,071 --> 00:30:39,104
Well, don't get me wrong.
506
00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:41,774
I love getting all the things
507
00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:44,616
and the fact that
we've been able to make
a couple thousand dollars
508
00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:48,016
from selling the surplus
is great.
509
00:30:48,051 --> 00:30:50,280
I just think it's time
that we got back
510
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,315
to the way that you started.
511
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,126
You know, by giving him money.
512
00:30:54,161 --> 00:30:55,356
Okay.
513
00:30:57,221 --> 00:30:59,288
That makes sense.
514
00:30:59,323 --> 00:31:01,126
But it won't be as fun.
515
00:31:01,162 --> 00:31:04,226
Since when is more money
not fun?
516
00:31:04,261 --> 00:31:05,597
Okay, good point.
517
00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:07,863
To more money.
518
00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:09,700
To more money.
519
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:30,154
How much
are you gonna give him?
520
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,261
I was thinking $1,000.
521
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:37,167
That would give us $10,000.
522
00:31:38,866 --> 00:31:40,269
Yeah, okay.
523
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,611
So how long
have you been working
for U-Lift?
524
00:31:46,646 --> 00:31:48,775
Uh, a little over a month now.
525
00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:50,373
You like it?
526
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,047
It didn't start off too well,
527
00:31:52,082 --> 00:31:56,719
but lately it's been
very rewarding.
528
00:31:56,754 --> 00:31:58,122
That's good.
529
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,095
What's up, buttercup?
530
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:15,737
Hey,
it looks like this corner's
getting pretty crowded.
531
00:32:15,772 --> 00:32:17,272
Probably my fault.
532
00:32:17,307 --> 00:32:18,940
I've been talking too much
about the good luck
533
00:32:18,976 --> 00:32:20,672
I've been having
on this corner.
534
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,373
What's going on?
535
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,543
Is there a convention in town?
536
00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:28,884
Oh, no, I'm just trying
to do a good deed
537
00:32:28,919 --> 00:32:30,517
for someone less fortunate.
538
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,326
Don't tell anyone about this.
539
00:32:48,108 --> 00:32:50,237
Hey, sorry for the detour
back there.
540
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,308
Maybe it was
just a fender bender.
541
00:32:55,878 --> 00:32:57,181
Have a nice day.
542
00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,784
You too.
543
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:02,480
Oh, yeah,
I definitely will.
544
00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:04,315
Can you meet me
at the coffee shop now?
545
00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,157
Sure, hon.
On my way.
546
00:33:10,693 --> 00:33:11,822
Well?
547
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,644
Jeff!
548
00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:56,799
This seems really quick.
549
00:33:56,834 --> 00:34:00,402
Why? Look, if we just give him
this money,
550
00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:03,174
we'll have $100,000.
551
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,313
Yeah, good point.
552
00:34:05,348 --> 00:34:08,518
Hey, um, do you know
where the other guy is?
553
00:34:08,553 --> 00:34:11,316
I don't know his name,
but he usually stands
on this corner.
554
00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,249
You got a better description?
555
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,851
Um, well, he...
556
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,562
Yeah, he's the guy
with the funny signs.
557
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,395
We all got signs.
558
00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:22,926
What, you don't think
my sign is funny?
559
00:34:23,964 --> 00:34:25,170
Not bad.
560
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,599
You're not gonna give me
something?
561
00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,670
Sorry, man,
you're not the right guy.
562
00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:33,310
Cheap bastard.
563
00:35:33,939 --> 00:35:35,834
You lost your good luck charm.
564
00:35:38,008 --> 00:35:40,138
He's a person, Sam.
565
00:35:40,174 --> 00:35:41,774
Mm, a person.
566
00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:45,382
-Whose name
you don't know. Nice.
567
00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,086
It's been less than a day.
568
00:35:50,122 --> 00:35:52,154
Okay, I saw him
yesterday morning.
569
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:55,527
-I'll find him, don't worry.
-Mm.
570
00:35:55,563 --> 00:35:59,495
Yeah, well, you're not taking
the 10 grand with you
until you do.
571
00:36:03,668 --> 00:36:05,502
Okay.
572
00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:08,631
-Let me just get a shower
and some coffee,
573
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,305
and I'll get back out there.
574
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:12,376
He's gotta be
out there somewhere.
575
00:36:16,077 --> 00:36:17,307
Hey, Mom.
576
00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,613
What's wrong?
577
00:36:20,647 --> 00:36:23,847
Yeah, okay, sure,
I'll meet you.
578
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,620
But then I have to
get out there and drive.
579
00:36:26,656 --> 00:36:31,025
Okay, U-Lift is my job, Mom,
and it's a real job.
580
00:36:31,061 --> 00:36:32,561
I'll see you later.
581
00:36:41,235 --> 00:36:42,971
Come, sit down.
582
00:36:43,007 --> 00:36:44,474
How's my boy doing?
583
00:36:47,003 --> 00:36:48,973
Mom, you know
I don't like that stuff.
584
00:36:49,783 --> 00:36:51,145
Remember what I said?
585
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,976
It's an acquired taste.
586
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:55,679
You won't like it
until you drink enough of it
587
00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,982
so your distaste for it
goes away.
588
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:02,325
-That doesn't make any sense.
-Really?
589
00:37:02,361 --> 00:37:04,923
Think about the first time
you drank a beer.
590
00:37:14,071 --> 00:37:16,440
So, what's the big 911?
591
00:37:16,476 --> 00:37:20,239
Oh, I just wanted to see you
and see how you're doing.
592
00:37:20,274 --> 00:37:22,377
It's been so long.
593
00:37:22,413 --> 00:37:24,512
I'm sorry I don't call you
more often.
594
00:37:24,547 --> 00:37:27,076
But I am thinking about you
all the time.
595
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,682
I just wanted to see you,
see how you're doing.
596
00:37:30,718 --> 00:37:33,855
And you don't look too good
right now.
597
00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:34,986
Well...
598
00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:40,299
everything was going fine
until yesterday and then...
599
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,263
You can tell me.
600
00:37:44,298 --> 00:37:45,802
It's a long story.
601
00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:54,104
And that's how I lost
my lucky charm.
602
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,215
I'm sorry you feel that way,
but...
603
00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,745
I really don't think
that's what happened.
604
00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:02,418
What do you mean?
I-- I can't find the guy.
605
00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:05,486
Well, I mean, I think
it wasn't luck at all.
606
00:38:05,521 --> 00:38:07,620
I-- I don't think
you need that guy,
607
00:38:07,656 --> 00:38:10,458
though it was nice
that you helped him.
608
00:38:10,493 --> 00:38:13,892
I actually think
it was instant karma.
609
00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:16,625
I read about it the other day
on the "interweb."
610
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:19,101
It's fascinating.
611
00:38:19,136 --> 00:38:21,065
Have you heard of it?
612
00:38:22,309 --> 00:38:26,135
Instant karma
is when you do good for anyone
613
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,972
and something good
immediately happens for you.
614
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,477
That's what happened,
I'm sure of it.
615
00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:33,979
All you need to do now
616
00:38:34,014 --> 00:38:38,150
is go back to work at your job
and do good to anyone.
617
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:43,318
Did you just say
what I do for U-Lift is a job?
618
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,591
I sure did, honey.
619
00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:48,928
I'm sorry about the other day.
620
00:38:49,962 --> 00:38:52,636
I also read about U-Lift
on the "interweb"
621
00:38:52,672 --> 00:38:57,376
and now see
it is a valuable part
of our new gig economy.
622
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,179
Mom, you're incredible.
623
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,514
I don't care what anyone
says about you.
624
00:39:04,713 --> 00:39:07,276
-What are people
saying about me?
625
00:39:07,819 --> 00:39:09,317
Nothing.
626
00:39:09,352 --> 00:39:11,214
Nobody's talking about you, Mom.
627
00:39:12,691 --> 00:39:16,819
I have to get back to work,
but thanks for the drink.
628
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,292
It wasn't as bad as last time.
629
00:39:18,328 --> 00:39:20,898
See, what did I tell you?
630
00:39:20,933 --> 00:39:22,434
Just like a beer!
631
00:39:45,025 --> 00:39:46,391
Mom, I can't talk right now.
632
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,421
I have a passenger
I have to pick up right here.
633
00:39:48,456 --> 00:39:50,257
I know, honey, it's me.
634
00:39:50,293 --> 00:39:51,760
I'm your passenger.
635
00:39:56,234 --> 00:39:57,865
How can I tell all my friends
636
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:01,165
how much I love and support you
if I don't support you?
637
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,135
You're awesome, Mom.
638
00:40:13,281 --> 00:40:14,683
Hey, man.
639
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,148
You look thirsty.
Do you want something to drink?
640
00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:19,755
Uh, not really, no.
641
00:40:22,095 --> 00:40:23,861
I knew I should've gotten water.
642
00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:25,220
Just relax.
643
00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:27,129
The universe will bring you
the right person
644
00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:28,533
at the perfect time.
645
00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:40,572
Are you thirsty?
646
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:42,478
Yeah.
Can I have that?
647
00:40:42,513 --> 00:40:44,141
You know what this stuff is,
right?
648
00:40:44,177 --> 00:40:47,044
-Yeah, I've had that before.
-All right.
649
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,884
Sorry, I don't have some food
to give you too.
650
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,349
Aw, thanks, man.
But like my sign says,
anything helps.
651
00:40:54,489 --> 00:40:55,751
Wait a minute.
652
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,386
Let's give him this.
653
00:41:02,802 --> 00:41:03,832
Wow.
654
00:41:05,662 --> 00:41:08,068
Wow!
655
00:41:08,103 --> 00:41:10,568
Thanks, man.
You don't know how much
this is gonna help.
656
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:11,837
It's not a problem.
657
00:41:11,872 --> 00:41:13,443
Hey, what's your name,
by the way?
658
00:41:13,478 --> 00:41:16,244
Charles.
But my friends call me Chuck.
659
00:41:16,279 --> 00:41:17,580
All right, Chuck.
660
00:41:17,615 --> 00:41:19,842
It's nice to meet you.
I'll see you around.
661
00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,284
Oh, thank you so much.
662
00:41:21,319 --> 00:41:23,379
God bless you, God bless you.
663
00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:32,595
That's it, we did our part.
664
00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:35,391
Now we just wait for it
to come back to us.
665
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,002
Thanks again, Mom.
666
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:49,370
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
667
00:41:49,405 --> 00:41:51,774
I guess everything you read
on the internet
668
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:53,644
isn't always true.
669
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:54,979
That's okay, Mom.
670
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,083
It was just fun
to hang out with you.
671
00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:05,355
Where have you been all day?
672
00:42:05,922 --> 00:42:07,656
I was with my mom.
673
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,700
Oh, great.
674
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,804
Bet you didn't even try
to look for your lucky charm.
675
00:42:12,839 --> 00:42:14,430
Correct.
676
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,706
I told you not to waste
your time with her.
677
00:42:17,741 --> 00:42:20,244
You know she doesn't
even believe in you.
678
00:42:20,279 --> 00:42:21,842
Well, right now it seems like
679
00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:24,346
you're the one
who doesn't believe in me.
680
00:42:24,381 --> 00:42:26,409
Well, can you blame me?
681
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:29,583
It seems like
you're pretty tired right now.
682
00:42:29,618 --> 00:42:31,213
Maybe you should just go to bed.
683
00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:35,055
Who are you
to tell me what to do?
684
00:42:35,090 --> 00:42:38,923
You were failing at one thing
and then another thing,
685
00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:41,257
and I'm the one
that stood by you
686
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,866
when no one in their right mind
would have.
687
00:42:43,901 --> 00:42:47,603
You know, sometimes
I wonder why I even did that.
688
00:42:47,638 --> 00:42:51,036
Wow, thanks for the vote
of confidence.
689
00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:54,409
You stumbled upon
the biggest lucky charm
690
00:42:54,444 --> 00:42:55,911
that I've ever heard of,
691
00:42:55,946 --> 00:42:58,906
and then right before
we can hit it big, you blow it!
692
00:42:58,942 --> 00:43:00,542
You lose him,
693
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:04,254
and now you're acting
like it's not even a big deal!
694
00:43:04,289 --> 00:43:06,020
Hey, will you calm down?
695
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,890
I know it's a big deal.
696
00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:13,355
And I'm sorry
that I "lost the homeless guy."
697
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,796
But did you ever think
that maybe he wasn't
698
00:43:15,831 --> 00:43:18,398
the lucky charm
that we thought he was?
699
00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:19,765
Of course he is.
700
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,264
What are you talking about?
701
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,867
How else do you explain
all of the magical stuff
702
00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:25,066
that's been happening?
703
00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:26,711
What if it wasn't him?
704
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,981
What if it was...
705
00:43:30,017 --> 00:43:31,546
instant karma?
706
00:43:31,581 --> 00:43:33,743
Did you ever think about that?
707
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,445
Instant karma?
708
00:43:36,419 --> 00:43:37,387
What is that?
709
00:43:37,422 --> 00:43:39,185
My Mom told me about it today.
710
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:41,559
She read about it online.
711
00:43:41,595 --> 00:43:45,991
It's the act of doing
a good deed to anyone
712
00:43:46,027 --> 00:43:48,128
resulting in good
coming back to you.
713
00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:50,295
Seriously?
714
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,894
It's a real thing.
715
00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,804
I looked it up.
716
00:43:54,839 --> 00:43:56,966
So Mom and I drove around
all day giving stuff
717
00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:58,910
to another homeless guy.
718
00:43:58,945 --> 00:44:00,140
Well?
719
00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:03,748
Did it work?
720
00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:05,574
No.
721
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:08,983
Are you sure?
722
00:44:09,018 --> 00:44:11,585
Yeah, we checked everywhere
in the car and...
723
00:44:11,621 --> 00:44:13,186
and didn't find anything.
724
00:44:14,217 --> 00:44:15,620
What about the hatchback?
725
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,947
So how is your day going today?
726
00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:48,188
Oh, pretty good.
727
00:44:48,223 --> 00:44:50,217
I got in a big fight
with my girlfriend last night,
728
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:52,692
but we've already made up.
729
00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:54,890
Wow, that's impressive.
730
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,293
What did you do?
731
00:44:56,328 --> 00:44:58,567
Well, I have to give her
most of the credit.
732
00:44:58,602 --> 00:45:00,900
But I did make her pancakes.
733
00:45:00,936 --> 00:45:03,137
So that's your secret?
Pancakes.
734
00:45:05,576 --> 00:45:07,603
Sorry to bother you, but...
735
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:09,371
you look really familiar.
736
00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:11,080
Should I recognize you
from somewhere?
737
00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:15,982
Well, maybe you've seen
my photo in the post office
on the wall there.
738
00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:19,150
-America's most wanted.
739
00:45:19,185 --> 00:45:21,890
I don't think
they do that anymore.
740
00:45:21,925 --> 00:45:24,928
But, seriously,
where do I know you from?
741
00:45:26,396 --> 00:45:27,431
You got me.
742
00:45:27,466 --> 00:45:29,597
So, I'm the Mayor of Chandler.
743
00:45:29,632 --> 00:45:31,726
I knew it. I knew it!
744
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:34,234
That's pretty cool.
745
00:45:35,638 --> 00:45:37,839
It must be a tough job.
746
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:39,875
Everybody wanting
something from you.
747
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:42,979
That it is, my friend.
That it is.
748
00:45:49,085 --> 00:45:51,614
Hey, before you go,
can I give you something?
749
00:45:52,487 --> 00:45:53,517
Sure.
750
00:45:56,493 --> 00:45:57,796
A stick of gum?
751
00:45:58,563 --> 00:46:00,195
Should I take this personally?
752
00:46:00,231 --> 00:46:03,965
No, no,
I'm just giving a small gift
to all my riders today
753
00:46:04,001 --> 00:46:06,770
to celebrate me
making up with my girlfriend.
754
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:08,266
That's just what I grabbed
from the bag,
755
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:10,875
but you can take
something else if you'd like.
756
00:46:11,475 --> 00:46:12,608
No, this is good.
757
00:46:12,643 --> 00:46:14,879
Maybe I do need it.
Thanks.
758
00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:25,956
Hi there.
Let me help you out.
759
00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,556
Oh, one second.
Let me move this.
760
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,794
Sorry about that.
761
00:46:45,212 --> 00:46:46,735
Just right here.
762
00:46:55,048 --> 00:46:57,480
So, how's your day going so far?
763
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,787
Who are you
and where are you taking me?
764
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:04,093
-Gotcha!
765
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,491
Seriously, it's been
a great day so far.
766
00:47:08,527 --> 00:47:12,535
We got two new residents
and they're both men.
767
00:47:12,571 --> 00:47:14,700
Oh, so you're not married.
768
00:47:14,736 --> 00:47:16,204
Not currently.
769
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,836
But check back with me in a week
and I'll let ya know.
770
00:47:23,313 --> 00:47:25,782
So are you meeting
some of your girlfriends
for lunch?
771
00:47:25,817 --> 00:47:29,312
I'm meeting my boyfriend
for happy hour!
772
00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:31,714
Wow.
Well, he's a very lucky guy.
773
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:56,772
This is for you.
774
00:47:57,846 --> 00:48:00,141
This is so beautiful.
775
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,209
Thanks so much.
776
00:48:02,245 --> 00:48:05,918
And if things
don't work out at lunch,
I may have to call you later.
777
00:48:05,954 --> 00:48:07,882
Have a good time.
778
00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,498
-Hey.
-Hey.
779
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:29,805
It is bigger and better
than I had ever imagined.
780
00:48:31,547 --> 00:48:32,610
What?
781
00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:35,178
Babe!
782
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,280
-Oh, my God.
-Ah, ah.
783
00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:40,118
Let's go in the backyard, okay.
784
00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:42,085
I'll tell you all about it.
785
00:48:42,121 --> 00:48:43,291
-Okay?
786
00:48:52,498 --> 00:48:56,907
Okay, so anytime
you give anybody anything,
787
00:48:56,942 --> 00:49:00,441
it magically comes back to you
ten times?
788
00:49:00,477 --> 00:49:01,810
Yep.
789
00:49:01,845 --> 00:49:04,280
Passengers, homeless people,
790
00:49:04,315 --> 00:49:07,678
random strangers on the sidewalk
or in parking lots, anyone.
791
00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:12,615
But did it work with money too?
792
00:49:12,651 --> 00:49:15,026
I didn't have any on me,
but I'm sure it will.
793
00:49:16,252 --> 00:49:17,927
Hopefully.
794
00:49:17,962 --> 00:49:19,423
But I think
that we should try it
795
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,692
before we go in
for the big score again.
796
00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:24,167
Copy.
797
00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:29,797
Mm! I almost forgot.
798
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:32,472
That guy Frank called
and your car's ready.
799
00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:39,017
-Jeff, what is happening?
How are you?
-Frank.
800
00:49:39,947 --> 00:49:40,981
Life is great.
801
00:49:41,016 --> 00:49:42,911
Life is great?
Wunderbar!
802
00:49:42,946 --> 00:49:45,946
You should put
the "Life is Great"
on a shirt.
803
00:49:45,982 --> 00:49:48,521
-There's an idea.
-Yeah, let me show you your car.
804
00:50:02,839 --> 00:50:04,171
I thought it was fixed.
805
00:50:04,206 --> 00:50:06,835
It is,
but it's not what you thought.
806
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:09,881
You thought your engine
was blocked and locked up.
807
00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:12,146
It wasn't.
You had plenty of engine oil.
808
00:50:12,181 --> 00:50:14,545
We had a simple
fuel system cleaning.
809
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:17,045
That took care of it.
You're good to go.
810
00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:18,122
Wow.
811
00:50:18,918 --> 00:50:20,454
Thanks.
812
00:50:20,490 --> 00:50:22,387
But so you know,
I don't know what
any of that means
813
00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:24,857
that you just told me
about my car.
814
00:50:24,893 --> 00:50:26,491
Except that...
815
00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:28,792
you could have ripped me off
and charged me
816
00:50:28,827 --> 00:50:32,064
for a big repair
that I didn't need,
but instead...
817
00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:33,803
you looked out for me.
818
00:50:33,838 --> 00:50:35,798
-Thanks.
-It's not about me.
819
00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:38,306
If I take care of you,
I've got a business model.
820
00:50:38,341 --> 00:50:40,903
It's all about you.
Let's get you checked out.
821
00:51:11,571 --> 00:51:14,112
Would you mind
sitting in the back seat?
822
00:51:24,985 --> 00:51:26,256
Let's go!
823
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,629
Do you hear me?
824
00:51:31,664 --> 00:51:34,091
-We gotta hurry!
-Yep.
825
00:51:34,126 --> 00:51:35,331
On our way.
826
00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:42,932
Should I ask
why you're in such a hurry?
827
00:51:45,407 --> 00:51:48,976
I just knocked out
my stupid boyfriend.
828
00:51:49,011 --> 00:51:51,405
And I stole his drugs.
829
00:51:53,449 --> 00:51:55,813
Well, that's something
I don't hear every day.
830
00:51:57,651 --> 00:51:59,817
I wouldn't even know
how to knock someone out.
831
00:52:02,259 --> 00:52:07,124
Well, it's easy
when you got one of these.
832
00:52:10,799 --> 00:52:11,829
Wow.
833
00:52:12,968 --> 00:52:14,304
That's a big gun.
834
00:52:18,005 --> 00:52:19,573
Oh, damn!
835
00:52:21,042 --> 00:52:22,945
Something wrong?
836
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,641
I forgot my damn ChapStick!
837
00:52:25,677 --> 00:52:27,578
Oh, um, I can help you
with that.
838
00:52:27,613 --> 00:52:29,514
I-- I think I have some
in my bag here.
839
00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:31,279
-Hold on a second here.
840
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,756
Watch it!
841
00:52:32,792 --> 00:52:34,451
Are you trying to kill us?
842
00:52:34,486 --> 00:52:37,085
Yeah, sorry.
Um... sorry.
843
00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:39,426
Here.
844
00:52:39,462 --> 00:52:42,332
Just take the bag.
You can find it yourself.
845
00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:57,872
-Did you find what
you were looking for?
-Yes.
846
00:52:57,907 --> 00:53:00,312
I can't live
without my ChapStick.
847
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:03,480
Glad you had the good stuff.
848
00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:08,358
So, what else you got up there?
849
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:11,856
You got any money?
850
00:53:13,998 --> 00:53:17,159
Here, take whatever you want.
851
00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:18,368
Oh.
852
00:53:29,408 --> 00:53:30,776
All right, here we are.
853
00:53:49,596 --> 00:53:53,095
So, did you really
pee your pants?
854
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,801
Yeah, a little.
855
00:53:58,809 --> 00:54:00,069
Anyway...
856
00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:04,173
I have a coworker
that also drives for U-Lift,
857
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:08,016
and he tells me
the craziest stories
about passengers.
858
00:54:08,051 --> 00:54:09,717
Yeah, involving guns?
859
00:54:09,753 --> 00:54:11,078
No.
860
00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:13,450
Which means that
this was probably just a one-off
861
00:54:13,485 --> 00:54:15,018
and won't happen again.
862
00:54:15,054 --> 00:54:17,958
Did you have any problems
with your other passengers?
863
00:54:17,994 --> 00:54:19,595
Didn't have any.
864
00:54:19,630 --> 00:54:23,593
Just drove around
for the rest of the day
and jammed out.
865
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:25,534
Can we just change the subject?
866
00:54:26,932 --> 00:54:29,505
Okay, do you know
what you're gonna give next?
867
00:54:32,304 --> 00:54:34,072
Not really.
868
00:54:34,108 --> 00:54:36,938
-Do you think
you'll wanna drive tomorrow?
-Okay, stop, please.
869
00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:39,414
I feel like
you're interrogating me.
870
00:54:39,449 --> 00:54:41,916
Let me just go get the stuff
from the car.
871
00:54:41,951 --> 00:54:43,387
Can I help?
872
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,387
Sam, we-- we have a problem.
873
00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:51,755
What? What happened?
874
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:53,758
I went to get the stuff
out of the car,
875
00:54:53,794 --> 00:54:57,164
and I opened up the back,
and it was empty.
876
00:54:57,199 --> 00:55:01,402
I gave that lady a whole bag
of stuff and I didn't get
anything in return.
877
00:55:01,437 --> 00:55:03,937
Shit.
Am I losing the magic already?
878
00:55:03,973 --> 00:55:05,440
It's okay.
879
00:55:05,475 --> 00:55:07,570
There's gotta be
some kind of explanation.
880
00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:09,478
Let's just talk it out.
881
00:55:09,513 --> 00:55:11,773
What happened differently
with this passenger?
882
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,108
Well, there were multiple items.
883
00:55:14,143 --> 00:55:15,953
But we did that
with the homeless man, so.
884
00:55:15,988 --> 00:55:18,322
Can you think of anything else?
885
00:55:18,358 --> 00:55:21,157
Um, she was in the car
when I gave her the stuff,
886
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,493
but, well,
we've done that before.
887
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,356
So that's not it.
888
00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:28,564
Okay, relax.
889
00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:30,731
There's no pressure.
890
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:33,030
I think I know what it is.
891
00:55:34,536 --> 00:55:38,508
I didn't actually give her
anything.
892
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:41,034
I thought you said she took,
like, two bags of stuff.
893
00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:43,178
That's just it,
she-- she took it.
894
00:55:43,213 --> 00:55:45,180
I didn't give her anything.
895
00:55:45,215 --> 00:55:47,042
I put the bags in the back seat
896
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,277
and said she could take
whatever she wanted.
897
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,049
I think that's it.
898
00:55:59,394 --> 00:56:01,390
Hey, I came as quick as I could.
899
00:56:01,426 --> 00:56:02,898
What's up?
900
00:56:02,934 --> 00:56:04,199
What is that?
901
00:56:04,234 --> 00:56:06,197
This all made sense at the time.
902
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,868
Babe, I don't know
what you're thinking
unless you talk to me.
903
00:56:10,007 --> 00:56:11,700
Think about it.
904
00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,541
I was... shit out of luck.
905
00:56:14,576 --> 00:56:16,739
Every day
my life was getting worse.
906
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,016
Not counting you, of course.
907
00:56:19,051 --> 00:56:20,848
And then I met the homeless guy.
908
00:56:20,884 --> 00:56:25,318
I gave him $20 and I find $200
in the front seat of the car.
909
00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:27,320
And I get to keep it.
910
00:56:27,355 --> 00:56:29,656
Then I gave him lunch,
911
00:56:29,692 --> 00:56:32,386
and we scored
all those big bags of groceries.
912
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:35,389
So we're thinking
he must be my lucky charm,
right?
913
00:56:36,233 --> 00:56:38,165
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
914
00:56:38,201 --> 00:56:39,397
But then I lost him.
915
00:56:39,433 --> 00:56:40,765
Then Mom showed up.
916
00:56:40,801 --> 00:56:43,898
And she said
that it wasn't him at all.
917
00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:45,504
It had nothing to do with him.
918
00:56:45,539 --> 00:56:48,446
She said it was instant karma.
919
00:56:50,646 --> 00:56:52,242
So we drove around
the rest of that day
920
00:56:52,277 --> 00:56:55,351
and we gave drinks and money
to a different homeless person.
921
00:56:55,386 --> 00:56:58,583
Turns out...
it was instant karma.
922
00:56:58,618 --> 00:56:59,956
Sounds good to me.
923
00:56:59,991 --> 00:57:01,459
Of course it does.
924
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,352
Then I gave the mayor
a pack of gum.
925
00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:07,257
I find ten packs of gum
in the back seat of the car.
926
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,890
I met that really nice old lady,
gave her that beautiful scarf.
927
00:57:09,925 --> 00:57:11,392
And so on and so forth
928
00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:14,469
until the back seat of the car
is filled with stuff.
929
00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:16,565
Ten times as much
as I had given away.
930
00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:18,100
It was so fun.
931
00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:22,276
Until I gave that stuff
to the crazy lady.
932
00:57:22,311 --> 00:57:24,941
No, she took that stuff.
933
00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:27,112
And I didn't get anything
in return.
934
00:57:27,814 --> 00:57:30,711
Okay,
so if it's not instant karma,
935
00:57:30,747 --> 00:57:31,852
then what is it?
936
00:57:33,424 --> 00:57:35,449
I think it must be
your friend's car.
937
00:57:36,093 --> 00:57:37,121
Think about it.
938
00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:39,153
Before that showed up,
939
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:41,098
I was on the worst string
of bad luck.
940
00:57:41,133 --> 00:57:42,566
You were ready to leave me.
941
00:57:42,601 --> 00:57:45,267
And you probably should have
if things didn't change.
942
00:57:45,302 --> 00:57:48,131
But they did change, big time...
943
00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:51,232
as soon as I started driving
your friend's car.
944
00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,233
And then when I tried
to do the same things
945
00:57:53,268 --> 00:57:55,678
while driving my car,
it didn't work.
946
00:57:57,016 --> 00:57:58,613
I think you're right.
947
00:57:58,648 --> 00:58:01,447
But why would Kumar
give me a magical car?
948
00:58:01,482 --> 00:58:02,948
I don't know.
949
00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:05,483
I think what we need
to do first is test this out
950
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:07,190
to see if I'm right.
951
00:58:07,225 --> 00:58:09,922
And then we need to make a plan
952
00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:12,488
on how to maximize
using this while we have it.
953
00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:13,696
Yeah.
954
00:58:16,801 --> 00:58:20,835
So, did you go to church much
when you were growing up?
955
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,039
Yep.
956
00:58:23,075 --> 00:58:25,041
Sorry to hear that.
957
00:58:25,076 --> 00:58:26,200
What do you mean?
958
00:58:26,235 --> 00:58:29,370
Well, I've heard
so many horror stories
959
00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:33,282
of people who were
earnestly searching for God
960
00:58:33,317 --> 00:58:35,713
and got totally turned off.
961
00:58:35,748 --> 00:58:38,616
Some were even hurt or abused.
962
00:58:38,651 --> 00:58:39,818
Oh, none of that for me.
963
00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:41,783
I just lost interest
in high school.
964
00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:43,220
I discovered girls.
965
00:58:43,986 --> 00:58:46,293
Well, that'll happen.
966
00:58:46,328 --> 00:58:48,327
And how about now?
967
00:58:48,363 --> 00:58:51,194
Um, you know,
968
00:58:51,229 --> 00:58:54,732
I guess I just try to live
by the golden rule.
969
00:58:54,767 --> 00:58:56,874
"Do unto others" and all that.
970
00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:58,233
Like karma.
971
00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:01,241
Give to others
and receive gifts in return.
972
00:59:01,277 --> 00:59:03,313
That's all good.
973
00:59:03,349 --> 00:59:06,707
"Give and you will be
given to."
974
00:59:06,742 --> 00:59:07,982
Exactly.
975
00:59:08,918 --> 00:59:11,314
Hey, you know what,
let me show you how it works.
976
00:59:19,296 --> 00:59:21,456
Hey, come here a second.
977
00:59:29,141 --> 00:59:30,864
Okay, you got a deal.
978
00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:32,440
Who's first?
979
00:59:32,475 --> 00:59:34,607
Uh, no, you have the wrong idea.
980
00:59:34,642 --> 00:59:36,177
You don't have to do anything.
981
00:59:36,213 --> 00:59:37,472
That's a gift.
982
00:59:40,579 --> 00:59:41,817
Thank you.
983
00:59:44,118 --> 00:59:47,020
I was a little nervous
for a bit there, young man.
984
00:59:48,054 --> 00:59:50,419
I was little worried
about this.
985
00:59:59,805 --> 01:00:01,804
Well, it's clear that
you only reached out to me
986
01:00:01,839 --> 01:00:04,369
so that you could have someone
to beat up on in tennis.
987
01:00:04,405 --> 01:00:07,041
Well, I always remember you
being better than me
in college, so.
988
01:00:07,076 --> 01:00:10,544
Okay, then either one of us
hasn't played much since then,
989
01:00:10,579 --> 01:00:12,381
or one of us has played a lot.
990
01:00:12,416 --> 01:00:14,541
-Or maybe both.
991
01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:16,979
Anyways, thank you
for letting me beat up on you
992
01:00:17,014 --> 01:00:19,121
and being a good sport about it.
993
01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:20,515
Of course, man.
994
01:00:21,359 --> 01:00:22,622
This has been a lot of fun.
995
01:00:22,657 --> 01:00:24,387
I can't remember the last time
996
01:00:24,422 --> 01:00:26,991
that I had some guy time
since I started dating Sam.
997
01:00:27,026 --> 01:00:28,924
Yeah, it's been a while
for me also.
998
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,666
It's great to catch up.
999
01:00:30,701 --> 01:00:32,597
You know,
I never would have pegged you
1000
01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,638
for a U-Lift driver.
1001
01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:36,930
But it sounds like
it's working out for you, so...
1002
01:00:36,965 --> 01:00:38,302
that's cool.
1003
01:00:40,274 --> 01:00:43,011
Yeah, and I'm really sorry
to hear about your mom's cancer.
1004
01:00:44,214 --> 01:00:47,449
Yeah, well, at least
she's getting great care
here at the clinic, so.
1005
01:00:47,484 --> 01:00:48,917
That's all you can hope for.
1006
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,649
But I hear
that's really expensive.
1007
01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,522
How's her insurance?
1008
01:00:53,558 --> 01:00:55,625
Let's just say
it's not the best,
1009
01:00:55,661 --> 01:00:58,223
but I'm working on a way
to supplement it, so.
1010
01:01:00,022 --> 01:01:01,259
I'm glad to hear.
1011
01:01:02,897 --> 01:01:05,326
Well, this has been
a lot of fun.
1012
01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:07,098
The beer drinking part,
not so much
1013
01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:09,633
getting my ass kicked
on the tennis court.
1014
01:01:09,669 --> 01:01:10,970
But I gotta run.
1015
01:01:11,006 --> 01:01:13,110
Let's get together again
while you're in town.
1016
01:01:13,145 --> 01:01:14,806
Yeah, definitely.
1017
01:01:14,841 --> 01:01:16,879
And let me pay for the beers.
1018
01:01:21,385 --> 01:01:23,312
It's only $1,000, but...
1019
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,316
I want you to have that
to help your mom.
1020
01:01:25,351 --> 01:01:27,789
-Dude, I can't take your money.
-Don't worry about it.
1021
01:01:27,824 --> 01:01:29,857
There's plenty more
where that came from.
1022
01:01:29,892 --> 01:01:31,729
And don't even worry
about paying me back.
1023
01:01:47,174 --> 01:01:49,907
You know that karma's
spelled with a K, right?
1024
01:01:49,942 --> 01:01:52,880
Yeah, but we have a magic car.
1025
01:01:52,915 --> 01:01:56,015
-So I had it made with a C.
-Oh.
1026
01:01:56,050 --> 01:02:00,486
I love you in pink,
but this is really pink.
1027
01:02:00,522 --> 01:02:02,317
Yeah, I know.
1028
01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:04,694
It was the only color
they had left.
1029
01:02:04,729 --> 01:02:07,061
Maybe it'll fade
if I wash it a couple times.
1030
01:02:16,938 --> 01:02:21,268
Wow, that shirt sure is pink!
1031
01:02:21,304 --> 01:02:23,243
You get it at Goodwill?
1032
01:02:23,278 --> 01:02:26,072
First time I see you in a month
and now you're a comedian?
1033
01:02:26,108 --> 01:02:27,574
What can I say?
1034
01:02:27,609 --> 01:02:30,018
I'm trying to expand
on my comedic signage.
1035
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaking of which...
1036
01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:35,458
What if I could change things?
1037
01:02:35,493 --> 01:02:37,622
For you and Jennifer Aniston?
1038
01:02:37,658 --> 01:02:39,093
Are you serious?
1039
01:02:40,562 --> 01:02:41,689
Tell me more.
1040
01:02:42,728 --> 01:02:44,299
Not here.
1041
01:02:44,335 --> 01:02:45,528
Can I get in?
1042
01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:57,441
Where to?
1043
01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:28,905
Thanks for bringing me here.
1044
01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:31,447
I love this place.
1045
01:03:31,483 --> 01:03:33,781
It's a beautiful stadium.
1046
01:03:33,817 --> 01:03:35,914
Have you ever been
to a game here?
1047
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:37,921
I wish.
I never had the money.
1048
01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:43,157
When I was a kid
growing up in Chicago,
1049
01:03:43,192 --> 01:03:46,358
my dad used to take me
to Wrigley Field all the time.
1050
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:51,264
I even used to dream
about playing for the Cubs.
1051
01:03:52,864 --> 01:03:56,830
Can I ask you something
that I should have asked you
a long time ago?
1052
01:03:57,835 --> 01:03:59,308
Harry.
1053
01:03:59,344 --> 01:04:00,944
Harry Swayne.
1054
01:04:02,978 --> 01:04:05,273
How'd you know
I was gonna ask that?
1055
01:04:05,308 --> 01:04:07,182
No one ever asks me my name.
1056
01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:11,449
Well, like I said,
I've been meaning to ask
for a long time.
1057
01:04:12,214 --> 01:04:13,550
Sorry, Harry.
1058
01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:18,520
I'm also curious--
why did you disappear
1059
01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:20,964
after the last time
I gave you the money?
1060
01:04:21,863 --> 01:04:23,694
You're not going to like it.
1061
01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:26,901
Well, why not?
You think I'll be upset
that you...
1062
01:04:26,936 --> 01:04:29,401
spent it on booze,
drugs, and women?
1063
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,140
I wish.
Never had the chance.
1064
01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:34,406
What do you mean?
1065
01:04:35,945 --> 01:04:38,976
One of the guys
on the corner that day
1066
01:04:39,011 --> 01:04:41,012
saw you give me the cash
1067
01:04:41,047 --> 01:04:43,877
and told a few of his friends.
1068
01:04:44,919 --> 01:04:47,315
I-- I tried to downplay it
1069
01:04:47,350 --> 01:04:49,759
and act like it was no big deal,
1070
01:04:49,794 --> 01:04:53,095
but when I left,
three guys followed me,
1071
01:04:54,025 --> 01:04:55,460
jumped me, and...
1072
01:04:56,699 --> 01:04:58,100
beat the shit outta me.
1073
01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:00,828
And took all the money.
1074
01:05:03,740 --> 01:05:06,375
And even worse, all my signs.
1075
01:05:06,411 --> 01:05:08,308
Sons of bitches.
1076
01:05:09,107 --> 01:05:10,607
Don't be mad at 'em.
1077
01:05:11,649 --> 01:05:13,742
It's just how it is out here.
1078
01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:18,382
And... anyways, I spent
a few weeks in the hospital.
1079
01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:21,420
Then they got me
into a rehab center to recover.
1080
01:05:23,928 --> 01:05:25,955
I'm just getting back to work
this week.
1081
01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,525
I'm glad you mentioned that.
I've always been curious.
1082
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,429
How does that work?
Do you have to clock in?
1083
01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:34,797
-Do you get to pick your corner
1084
01:05:34,832 --> 01:05:37,373
or do you have like a supervisor
who assigns those to you?
1085
01:05:37,409 --> 01:05:38,809
You're funny.
1086
01:05:38,844 --> 01:05:41,374
I should get your help
with my new signs.
1087
01:05:43,346 --> 01:05:46,709
Seriously,
what if I could help you
with your sign today?
1088
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:51,613
If you can get Jennifer Aniston
to go out with me,
sure, I'm down.
1089
01:05:51,649 --> 01:05:54,421
Well, I don't know
if I have that much money.
1090
01:05:54,456 --> 01:05:57,484
But what if I did have enough
to get you off the streets?
1091
01:05:57,519 --> 01:05:59,561
At least for a little while.
1092
01:05:59,596 --> 01:06:00,855
That'll work too.
1093
01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:02,956
Okay.
1094
01:06:14,469 --> 01:06:15,974
Fiesta Town Apartments.
1095
01:06:16,010 --> 01:06:18,343
They're close by to here.
1096
01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:21,249
I looked 'em up online
and they seem okay.
1097
01:06:22,547 --> 01:06:24,651
They have
fully furnished apartments.
1098
01:06:24,686 --> 01:06:27,417
You can get a six-month lease,
and that should give you
enough time
1099
01:06:27,453 --> 01:06:31,525
to get back on your feet,
find a job.
1100
01:06:32,361 --> 01:06:35,996
And if you need anything else,
you have my number.
1101
01:06:36,032 --> 01:06:37,826
I'll even go to Goodwill
with you.
1102
01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:40,602
We'll get you some blankets,
sheets, kitchen stuff.
1103
01:06:40,637 --> 01:06:42,698
Whatever you need.
1104
01:06:42,734 --> 01:06:45,298
Maybe we'll even find you
a cool shirt like this.
1105
01:06:48,570 --> 01:06:50,944
I don't know what to say, man.
1106
01:06:50,979 --> 01:06:52,676
You don't have to say anything.
1107
01:06:53,751 --> 01:06:55,382
I've been in your shoes before.
1108
01:06:57,051 --> 01:07:00,113
Well, not homeless, but...
1109
01:07:00,148 --> 01:07:04,023
I did hit a string of bad luck
and someone helped me out.
1110
01:07:04,058 --> 01:07:06,129
So I'm just paying it forward.
1111
01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,396
Thanks, man.
1112
01:07:10,768 --> 01:07:12,363
We'll have to come back here
1113
01:07:12,398 --> 01:07:14,533
and go to a Cubs game
next season.
1114
01:07:15,571 --> 01:07:17,036
Deal.
1115
01:07:17,071 --> 01:07:19,206
I look forward to it, Harry.
1116
01:07:19,241 --> 01:07:23,036
-Just don't wear that shirt.
1117
01:07:41,530 --> 01:07:44,332
I just really don't like that
the money's just in the car.
1118
01:07:45,530 --> 01:07:47,230
It's fine.
I parked right out front.
1119
01:07:47,265 --> 01:07:49,401
No one's gonna take it.
1120
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:51,373
I don't know, I really think
you should just
1121
01:07:51,408 --> 01:07:54,203
either do the next giveaway
or take it home or something.
1122
01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:56,174
The next giveaway?
1123
01:07:56,209 --> 01:07:58,247
-Already?
-Sure. Why not?
1124
01:07:59,278 --> 01:08:01,415
We're gonna be millionaires.
1125
01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:03,813
Well, that's the plan.
1126
01:08:05,317 --> 01:08:07,055
All right, how about this?
1127
01:08:07,090 --> 01:08:09,654
I'll take the money home,
hide it...
1128
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,686
but leave a little bit out
1129
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:14,526
so we can go
on a spending spree.
1130
01:08:14,561 --> 01:08:18,196
That way, if we get
comfortable having money,
1131
01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:19,698
maybe it won't feel as scary.
1132
01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:20,764
Hmm.
1133
01:08:22,234 --> 01:08:23,800
Yeah, I like that idea.
1134
01:08:26,139 --> 01:08:28,772
I like that idea a lot.
1135
01:08:46,492 --> 01:08:50,293
♪ I'm breaking the rules
And ♪
1136
01:08:50,329 --> 01:08:53,836
♪ I'm cutting the wire ♪
1137
01:08:53,871 --> 01:08:57,641
♪ I'm warming myself by ♪
1138
01:08:57,676 --> 01:09:01,139
♪ A deeper fire ♪
1139
01:09:01,175 --> 01:09:04,781
♪ I'm silencing sirens ♪
1140
01:09:04,816 --> 01:09:08,114
♪ That come from outside ♪
1141
01:09:08,149 --> 01:09:12,283
♪ And calming the waters ♪
1142
01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,515
♪ That flow from inside ♪
1143
01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:18,255
♪ Oh, say don't hide ♪
1144
01:09:18,290 --> 01:09:22,259
♪ In neon light ♪
1145
01:09:22,294 --> 01:09:25,362
♪ Hold the line ♪
1146
01:09:25,397 --> 01:09:29,606
♪ Don't close your eyes ♪
1147
01:09:29,641 --> 01:09:34,935
♪ Hang tight ♪
1148
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:41,042
♪ In the stillness
Of your mind ♪
1149
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:48,885
♪ Till the building hides ♪
1150
01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:56,761
♪ The question lies behind ♪
1151
01:09:59,936 --> 01:10:01,694
♪ Static kissing ♪
1152
01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:03,669
♪ Something missing ♪
1153
01:10:03,704 --> 01:10:07,369
♪ Pull the plug and hear
The song it's singing ♪
1154
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:09,207
♪ A reflection ♪
1155
01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:11,006
♪ No reflection ♪
1156
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:14,146
♪ Break the mirror
Now it's getting clearer ♪
1157
01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:16,544
♪ Oh, look at us ♪
1158
01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:18,649
♪ Looking at us ♪
1159
01:10:18,684 --> 01:10:22,457
♪ Look at us
Looking at ourselves ♪
1160
01:10:25,697 --> 01:10:26,927
You need help?
1161
01:10:26,963 --> 01:10:29,156
No, I got it.
1162
01:10:40,210 --> 01:10:41,834
You can put that over here.
1163
01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:43,041
-Right here?
-Yeah.
1164
01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:44,206
Okay.
1165
01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:49,409
Oh!
1166
01:10:49,444 --> 01:10:51,113
Whoo!
1167
01:10:51,149 --> 01:10:52,888
Oh!
1168
01:10:52,923 --> 01:10:54,721
I can get used to this.
1169
01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:57,093
Are you kidding me?
I'm ready to go back out
right now.
1170
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,886
No, we need to pace
ourselves, okay?
1171
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,224
-Do we have to?
1172
01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:03,300
Mm-hmm.
1173
01:11:07,070 --> 01:11:09,903
-Oh, sorry.
-Who is that?
1174
01:11:09,939 --> 01:11:11,908
Eh, it's Emilio.
1175
01:11:11,943 --> 01:11:13,442
I should probably get this.
1176
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:18,139
Hey, man, what's up?
1177
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:21,208
Um, no...
1178
01:11:22,411 --> 01:11:23,452
Okay.
1179
01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:27,557
All right, man,
I'll see you later.
1180
01:11:27,592 --> 01:11:28,655
Okay.
1181
01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,020
What was that all about?
1182
01:11:34,694 --> 01:11:38,863
It's crazy,
but it might be perfect too.
1183
01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:42,103
He's in a real bind.
1184
01:11:42,138 --> 01:11:44,374
But... how is that perfect?
1185
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:49,711
Well, I can help him.
1186
01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:55,748
And by helping him,
that could help us big time.
1187
01:11:56,847 --> 01:11:59,845
Okay,
so you're Mr. Riddleman now?
1188
01:11:59,881 --> 01:12:01,357
No, sorry, let me explain.
1189
01:12:01,393 --> 01:12:04,094
So, when I saw Emilio,
he said that he had a plan
1190
01:12:04,129 --> 01:12:06,156
to pay for his mom's
medical bills.
1191
01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:07,428
Okay.
1192
01:12:07,463 --> 01:12:09,656
It turns out that the plan
was to gamble
1193
01:12:09,691 --> 01:12:10,824
and win the money.
1194
01:12:10,859 --> 01:12:13,000
-Let me guess.
-Exactly.
1195
01:12:13,035 --> 01:12:15,031
He lost, big time.
1196
01:12:16,006 --> 01:12:17,198
So what does he want?
1197
01:12:18,339 --> 01:12:20,436
Well, that's the crazy part.
1198
01:12:20,471 --> 01:12:22,603
He needs $100,000.
1199
01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:24,612
Right away, tonight.
1200
01:12:27,078 --> 01:12:30,283
Does he need $100,000
for his mom's medical bills
1201
01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:33,022
or for like a gambling thing?
1202
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,016
Says he needs it right away.
1203
01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,993
I'm assuming the latter,
but I didn't ask.
1204
01:12:38,029 --> 01:12:39,561
I just told him I'd help.
1205
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:43,323
He said he'd pay me back, but...
1206
01:12:43,358 --> 01:12:45,864
I don't think he'll have to
because of the magic.
1207
01:12:46,664 --> 01:12:50,707
Wow, this is crazy but perfect.
1208
01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:54,939
Mm!
1209
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:02,045
Clint?
1210
01:13:13,262 --> 01:13:14,827
I'll take that for you, sir.
1211
01:13:19,267 --> 01:13:21,400
Welcome aboard, Clint.
1212
01:13:21,435 --> 01:13:23,264
How's your day been so far?
1213
01:13:24,239 --> 01:13:26,135
It's been a long day.
1214
01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:29,738
At least I didn't have to
kill anyone, so.
1215
01:13:29,774 --> 01:13:33,076
Yeah, right, me neither.
1216
01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:36,715
I'm kidding.
1217
01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:39,082
You do a lot of these
night shifts for U-Lift?
1218
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:43,125
Uh, not too many,
but I like the variety,
1219
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,121
so I do them every now and then.
1220
01:13:46,129 --> 01:13:47,497
You should be careful.
1221
01:13:48,726 --> 01:13:50,665
Crazies come out at night.
1222
01:13:53,269 --> 01:13:54,801
Yeah, I know you said that
1223
01:13:54,836 --> 01:13:57,433
you've had a long day,
but are you in a hurry now?
1224
01:13:57,469 --> 01:13:58,767
That depends.
1225
01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:01,241
Can you make it worth my while?
1226
01:14:01,276 --> 01:14:03,645
Probably not.
1227
01:14:04,909 --> 01:14:06,547
I have a buddy
who lives along the way
1228
01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:09,583
and I have a bag
that I need to drop off to him.
1229
01:14:09,618 --> 01:14:12,318
Would you mind if we stopped
on the way?
1230
01:14:12,353 --> 01:14:13,985
Shouldn't be a problem.
1231
01:14:15,453 --> 01:14:16,691
Thank you.
1232
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:32,905
You got it?
1233
01:14:34,142 --> 01:14:35,303
Right here.
1234
01:14:36,145 --> 01:14:37,278
The whole amount?
1235
01:14:37,313 --> 01:14:39,075
Yeah, just like we talked about.
1236
01:14:39,111 --> 01:14:41,411
Seriously, you have no idea
how much this means.
1237
01:14:41,447 --> 01:14:43,352
Listen, I'll...
1238
01:14:43,388 --> 01:14:46,523
Listen, I'll pay you back
every cent.
1239
01:14:50,988 --> 01:14:52,918
Why'd you bring somebody,
though?
1240
01:14:52,954 --> 01:14:54,855
Don't you trust me?
1241
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,263
Yeah, of course I do.
1242
01:14:56,299 --> 01:14:57,957
He's just my U-Lift rider.
1243
01:14:57,992 --> 01:14:59,096
Don't worry about it.
1244
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:16,812
See, I told you
that wouldn't take long.
1245
01:15:16,847 --> 01:15:18,978
Easy peasy.
In and out.
1246
01:15:19,013 --> 01:15:20,689
Bada bing, bada boom.
1247
01:15:22,327 --> 01:15:24,187
Should I ask
what that was about?
1248
01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:27,330
Please don't.
1249
01:15:27,365 --> 01:15:30,790
I've got a U-Lift driver
who's a spy.
1250
01:15:33,031 --> 01:15:36,505
But seriously, I could use
a guy like you.
1251
01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:39,373
How'd you like to make
some extra money?
1252
01:15:39,409 --> 01:15:42,403
Um, no, thanks.
Um, I'm good.
1253
01:15:50,287 --> 01:15:51,918
I'll grab your bag for you, sir.
1254
01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:16,107
For making my ride
entertaining, kid.
1255
01:16:17,775 --> 01:16:19,275
Hope to see you around.
1256
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,134
-Surprise!
-Oh!
1257
01:16:48,169 --> 01:16:50,538
Are you ready to celebrate?
1258
01:16:50,573 --> 01:16:53,279
Well, don't you wanna see
what we're celebrating first?
1259
01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:57,210
Sam...
1260
01:16:57,245 --> 01:16:59,315
-We're millionaires.
1261
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,519
Oh, my gosh.
1262
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,628
We're millionaires.
Whoo-hoo!
1263
01:17:10,664 --> 01:17:11,928
♪ I bring my A game ♪
1264
01:17:11,963 --> 01:17:13,260
♪ But we're no way the same ♪
1265
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:16,100
♪ And she moving,
Lay down, yeah ♪
1266
01:17:16,135 --> 01:17:19,299
♪ If you only see me
When I'm falling ♪
1267
01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:24,742
♪ I'm a Sisyphean roller
Baby ♪
1268
01:17:24,777 --> 01:17:26,248
♪ I'm a gun, not a chump ♪
1269
01:17:26,283 --> 01:17:27,814
♪ See the billings ♪
1270
01:17:27,849 --> 01:17:30,515
♪ Wax up,
'Cause I'm still swinging ♪
1271
01:17:30,550 --> 01:17:33,345
♪ Oh, I'm... ♪
1272
01:17:33,381 --> 01:17:36,850
-♪ Jammin' ♪
1273
01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:44,393
Good as new.
1274
01:17:45,536 --> 01:17:47,295
Hey, It's a good thing
Kumar texted you
1275
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,968
to let you know
he's coming home tomorrow.
1276
01:17:50,004 --> 01:17:52,972
I am so glad that we got
the money last night.
1277
01:17:53,008 --> 01:17:56,240
-We're freakin' millionaires!
-Yeah!
1278
01:17:58,014 --> 01:18:00,708
-Ugh,
it's probably my mom again.
1279
01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:04,182
-What are you doing there?
-Don't worry about it.
I'm working.
1280
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:15,130
Who called?
1281
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:16,964
I'm not sure.
1282
01:18:20,538 --> 01:18:23,003
Jeff, this is Clint.
1283
01:18:23,038 --> 01:18:26,465
Yeah, you remember giving me
a ride last night.
1284
01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:29,036
You need to give me
my bag back now
1285
01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:31,544
or you're in deep shit!
1286
01:18:31,579 --> 01:18:33,475
What's he talking about?
1287
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:37,312
I literally have no idea.
1288
01:18:37,347 --> 01:18:39,646
He had one bag,
I put it in the hatchback,
1289
01:18:39,681 --> 01:18:42,484
and then I gave it back to him
when I dropped him off.
1290
01:18:44,057 --> 01:18:47,854
So you're positive
that you did not switch
1291
01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:51,392
that dude's bag
with the giant bag of money
you brought home?
1292
01:18:51,428 --> 01:18:54,267
I mean, the bags
looked similar, but, no, no, no.
1293
01:18:54,303 --> 01:18:57,397
-There's no way
that I switched 'em.
-All right, Jeff, calm down.
1294
01:18:57,432 --> 01:19:00,733
-Let's figure this out.
1295
01:19:03,641 --> 01:19:04,876
Hello?
1296
01:19:04,911 --> 01:19:07,444
Did you get my message?
1297
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:11,244
-There must be some mistake.
-That's right, and you made it.
1298
01:19:11,279 --> 01:19:12,850
You put my bag in your car.
1299
01:19:12,885 --> 01:19:14,555
It had a million dollars in it.
1300
01:19:14,590 --> 01:19:17,690
And now, my money's gone.
1301
01:19:17,725 --> 01:19:19,454
But I gave your bag back to you.
1302
01:19:19,490 --> 01:19:22,555
Listen, you little shit!
I'm not fucking around.
1303
01:19:22,590 --> 01:19:25,734
-I didn't do anything.
-Quit lying to me.
1304
01:19:25,769 --> 01:19:28,195
You're really starting
to piss me off.
1305
01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,036
I know you have my money.
1306
01:19:30,072 --> 01:19:33,007
I saw you looking at it
on the security camera.
1307
01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:38,212
Well-- well,
what if I don't have it?
1308
01:19:38,248 --> 01:19:41,483
If you don't have it,
then your little friend
Emilio here
1309
01:19:41,518 --> 01:19:43,650
is in for a world of hurt.
1310
01:19:43,686 --> 01:19:47,384
And then I'm coming after you.
1311
01:19:47,419 --> 01:19:50,716
I've got Emilio at a warehouse
north of downtown.
1312
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:54,226
I'll text you the address.
Come around back.
1313
01:19:56,164 --> 01:20:00,061
Bring me my fucking money
or you're both dead.
1314
01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,838
You have two hours.
1315
01:20:03,364 --> 01:20:04,830
Put Emilio on the phone first.
1316
01:20:04,865 --> 01:20:08,675
If you want your money.
1317
01:20:08,710 --> 01:20:10,778
Playing hardball, are ya?
1318
01:20:10,813 --> 01:20:12,175
If you want me
to bring you your money,
1319
01:20:12,210 --> 01:20:14,246
I need to know
that Emilio's okay.
1320
01:20:15,677 --> 01:20:17,744
Oh, Jeff, Jeff,
you gotta help me.
1321
01:20:17,779 --> 01:20:19,818
This guy's crazy.
Please, please, Jeff, just--
1322
01:20:21,722 --> 01:20:23,019
Better hurry.
1323
01:20:23,055 --> 01:20:25,191
I don't think he'll last long.
1324
01:20:27,465 --> 01:20:29,355
We've gotta get outta here.
1325
01:20:29,390 --> 01:20:31,598
But we can't just leave Emilio.
1326
01:20:31,633 --> 01:20:34,794
Did you hear that guy?
1327
01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:37,472
Okay, before we do anything,
we have to figure out
1328
01:20:37,507 --> 01:20:38,606
why this is happening.
1329
01:20:38,641 --> 01:20:41,109
Everything was going so well.
1330
01:20:41,144 --> 01:20:45,376
Maybe we messed up the magic
when we were cleaning the car?
1331
01:21:02,496 --> 01:21:03,724
Ugh!
1332
01:21:23,278 --> 01:21:24,748
Sam, where are you?
1333
01:21:24,784 --> 01:21:26,285
I'm right here.
1334
01:21:28,953 --> 01:21:30,523
What the hell?
1335
01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:32,694
Just in case.
1336
01:21:32,729 --> 01:21:35,459
-Have you lost your mind?
-No!
1337
01:21:36,467 --> 01:21:38,228
I'm being practical.
1338
01:21:38,263 --> 01:21:40,434
That guy sounds like
a total psycho.
1339
01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:43,704
What's to stop him
from killing us both after
you give him the money?
1340
01:21:43,739 --> 01:21:45,667
Okay, just stop for one second.
1341
01:21:46,601 --> 01:21:48,437
You're right,
Clint is a psycho,
1342
01:21:48,472 --> 01:21:51,572
but we have to at least try
to save Emilio.
1343
01:21:51,608 --> 01:21:54,347
It's my fault
he got sucked into this anyway.
1344
01:21:54,383 --> 01:21:57,679
And first we have to figure out
why all of this is happening.
1345
01:22:01,822 --> 01:22:03,452
Do you recognize this?
1346
01:22:03,487 --> 01:22:05,684
Yeah, it was in the car,
next to the console.
1347
01:22:05,719 --> 01:22:08,025
I took it out
while we were cleaning.
1348
01:22:08,060 --> 01:22:10,055
Do you have any idea what it is?
1349
01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:11,429
No.
1350
01:22:13,268 --> 01:22:17,133
It says that the statue
is the God Shani.
1351
01:22:17,168 --> 01:22:20,801
And Shani is the God of Karma.
1352
01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:26,475
Yeah, and Shani
is the most powerful
of all gods
1353
01:22:26,510 --> 01:22:31,284
and has the power to reward
and to punish.
1354
01:22:33,483 --> 01:22:35,717
So, this is the reason
for everything.
1355
01:22:37,487 --> 01:22:39,926
It wasn't
Harry the homeless guy,
1356
01:22:39,962 --> 01:22:42,625
or instant karma,
or even the car.
1357
01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:47,168
It was Shani, the God of Karma.
1358
01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:52,833
Maybe he got away.
1359
01:22:54,509 --> 01:22:56,475
Emilio?
1360
01:22:56,510 --> 01:22:59,477
Emilio's a little
under the weather right now.
1361
01:23:01,547 --> 01:23:05,346
Clint, you better not
have done anything to him.
1362
01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:08,088
He has nothing to do with this.
1363
01:23:08,123 --> 01:23:10,651
Okay, it was a mistake,
a misunderstanding.
1364
01:23:10,687 --> 01:23:13,793
I'm on my way right now
to make things right.
1365
01:23:13,828 --> 01:23:15,531
The clock is ticking.
1366
01:23:15,566 --> 01:23:17,693
You have one hour left.
1367
01:23:19,496 --> 01:23:21,368
-I have to go.
-Let me come with you.
1368
01:23:21,404 --> 01:23:22,566
-No.
1369
01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:25,437
I'm not letting you go
by yourself.
1370
01:23:43,089 --> 01:23:44,885
Should we bring the money?
1371
01:23:47,591 --> 01:23:49,626
I think we should leave it
here for now.
1372
01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:28,995
Emilio!
1373
01:24:47,725 --> 01:24:49,788
Well, well, well.
1374
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,292
Hello, Jeff.
1375
01:24:56,396 --> 01:24:58,898
You son of a bitch.
Why are you doing this?
1376
01:24:58,933 --> 01:25:00,099
He didn't do anything!
1377
01:25:00,135 --> 01:25:02,796
You're right.
But you know what?
1378
01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:05,939
He had to pay 10% interest
on your loan.
1379
01:25:05,974 --> 01:25:08,239
Which he was unwilling to do
1380
01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,779
until I applied
a little pressure.
1381
01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:13,079
What the hell is wrong with you?
1382
01:25:13,115 --> 01:25:17,947
Jeff, you stole
my fucking money!
1383
01:25:20,452 --> 01:25:23,522
Hey,
who's your little friend there?
1384
01:25:25,653 --> 01:25:27,196
You leave her out of this.
1385
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:30,892
Then why the fuck
did you bring her?
1386
01:25:32,365 --> 01:25:35,735
You know what?
Don't answer that.
1387
01:25:35,771 --> 01:25:37,206
Glad she's here.
1388
01:25:40,974 --> 01:25:42,244
Oh, no!
1389
01:25:43,175 --> 01:25:45,643
-No!
1390
01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:10,932
What are you gonna do to us?
1391
01:26:15,307 --> 01:26:17,103
Well, it depends.
1392
01:26:18,815 --> 01:26:20,782
Did you bring my money?
1393
01:26:20,817 --> 01:26:22,515
-Oh...
-No.
1394
01:26:24,983 --> 01:26:26,112
No?
1395
01:26:30,322 --> 01:26:32,052
No, we didn't bring the money.
1396
01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:37,563
We hid it.
1397
01:26:38,703 --> 01:26:40,236
So if you kill us...
1398
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,201
you'll never find it.
1399
01:26:43,237 --> 01:26:45,365
-No, no!
1400
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,803
Listen!
1401
01:26:52,410 --> 01:26:53,876
We'll trade you the money.
1402
01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:58,254
For our lives.
1403
01:26:59,789 --> 01:27:00,949
All three of us.
1404
01:27:03,754 --> 01:27:07,728
So you give me my money
and I let you go.
1405
01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:09,056
Is that right?
1406
01:27:10,633 --> 01:27:11,828
No.
1407
01:27:14,232 --> 01:27:15,502
You let us go,
1408
01:27:17,305 --> 01:27:19,165
and then
I'll bring you the money.
1409
01:27:25,046 --> 01:27:27,415
Do you think I'm stupid?
1410
01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:30,913
No, I don't.
1411
01:27:31,816 --> 01:27:33,749
But I can clearly see
that you're a tough guy,
1412
01:27:33,784 --> 01:27:38,184
so I'm appealing
to your sense of fair play.
1413
01:27:40,061 --> 01:27:41,594
Just give us a chance.
1414
01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:43,992
I promise,
1415
01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:46,302
if you let us go,
1416
01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:51,100
I will promise that you get
your money.
1417
01:27:51,136 --> 01:27:52,637
Fair play?
1418
01:27:52,673 --> 01:27:56,642
You want me to trust you
after you stole my money?
1419
01:27:58,816 --> 01:28:02,609
Okay, sure.
1420
01:28:02,644 --> 01:28:04,386
Tell you what I'll do.
1421
01:28:08,155 --> 01:28:09,721
On one piece of paper
1422
01:28:11,092 --> 01:28:13,219
I'll write "Let you go."
1423
01:28:21,168 --> 01:28:22,470
And on the other...
1424
01:28:23,630 --> 01:28:24,868
"Kill you."
1425
01:28:39,123 --> 01:28:41,750
And you pick
which piece of paper.
1426
01:28:41,786 --> 01:28:45,185
That way, you decide
what I do to you.
1427
01:28:46,456 --> 01:28:47,924
Now choose one.
1428
01:28:52,902 --> 01:28:54,227
Untie me first.
1429
01:28:55,973 --> 01:28:59,807
Okay, but no funny business.
1430
01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:14,879
All right, but you--
you have to promise
1431
01:29:14,915 --> 01:29:16,392
to be a man of your word.
1432
01:29:18,086 --> 01:29:20,462
If I choose the one
that says "Let you go,"
1433
01:29:21,998 --> 01:29:23,355
you have to let us go.
1434
01:29:25,225 --> 01:29:30,065
Oh, Jeff, I cross my heart
and hope to die.
1435
01:29:55,966 --> 01:29:57,466
What are you doing?
1436
01:29:59,632 --> 01:30:01,665
You said that you wrote
"Kill you"
1437
01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:03,769
and "Let you go" on the papers,
right?
1438
01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:07,476
Well, let's see
which one's left...
1439
01:30:08,639 --> 01:30:10,072
and we'll know what I chose.
1440
01:30:11,046 --> 01:30:12,646
You little shit!
1441
01:30:16,476 --> 01:30:18,877
It looks like I chose the one
that said "Let you go,"
1442
01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:21,182
so you have to let us go.
1443
01:30:22,654 --> 01:30:25,119
I'm not letting you go!
1444
01:30:25,154 --> 01:30:29,465
-Don't let them get away!
1445
01:30:31,730 --> 01:30:33,766
I'll be back for you later.
1446
01:30:42,077 --> 01:30:43,636
Go, go, go, go!
1447
01:30:51,014 --> 01:30:53,951
-You see 'em?
-Yes, I see them!
1448
01:30:59,328 --> 01:31:00,961
-They're still there.
-Shit.
1449
01:31:07,862 --> 01:31:09,167
Keep close.
1450
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:10,330
Step on it.
1451
01:31:13,201 --> 01:31:15,735
-Can we go any faster?
-I'm trying! I...
1452
01:31:15,771 --> 01:31:17,403
Let's go, catch up.
1453
01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:24,047
-You're driving like your mom!
-Oh, my God.
1454
01:31:26,182 --> 01:31:28,689
-I'll go up there.
-Take it. Take it, take it!
1455
01:31:42,867 --> 01:31:44,705
I don't even know
where this goes.
1456
01:31:48,544 --> 01:31:52,006
-No, no, no, no.
-Shit. Uh...
1457
01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,550
-It's okay, just turn around.
-Yeah.
1458
01:32:03,757 --> 01:32:05,786
Oh, my God,
I think we lost 'em.
1459
01:32:05,821 --> 01:32:07,453
Where are they?
1460
01:32:09,498 --> 01:32:11,290
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
What do we do?
1461
01:32:11,325 --> 01:32:13,701
-What do we do? What do we do?
-Sam, run!
1462
01:32:22,340 --> 01:32:23,570
Come on.
1463
01:32:35,588 --> 01:32:37,626
There's nowhere left to go.
1464
01:32:42,058 --> 01:32:44,088
That was a good one
back there--
1465
01:32:44,124 --> 01:32:45,931
eating the fucking paper.
1466
01:32:46,731 --> 01:32:48,461
I didn't see that coming.
1467
01:32:49,469 --> 01:32:52,168
But now your time is up.
1468
01:32:53,576 --> 01:32:56,342
If you both come out
with your hands up,
1469
01:32:56,378 --> 01:32:58,471
I might let one of you go.
1470
01:33:19,562 --> 01:33:20,768
Okay.
1471
01:33:21,565 --> 01:33:22,704
Coming out.
1472
01:33:31,005 --> 01:33:32,307
Don't shoot.
1473
01:33:37,285 --> 01:33:40,121
-Oh!
1474
01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,482
Where's my money?
1475
01:33:42,517 --> 01:33:45,818
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
1476
01:33:46,921 --> 01:33:52,091
Jeff, if we just-- we just
tell him where it is,
it'll be-- it'll be...
1477
01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:53,669
He's gonna let us go, right?
1478
01:33:54,865 --> 01:33:58,300
-Right?
-Okay.
1479
01:33:59,602 --> 01:34:00,874
Okay.
1480
01:34:02,211 --> 01:34:03,611
Okay, I'll...
1481
01:34:03,646 --> 01:34:05,411
-I'll tell you where it is.
-Where is it?
1482
01:34:05,446 --> 01:34:07,639
It's in the car.
1483
01:34:09,349 --> 01:34:10,510
Let's go!
1484
01:34:11,713 --> 01:34:12,886
Show me!
1485
01:34:14,351 --> 01:34:16,617
-It's in the back of the car.
-I said let's go!
1486
01:34:30,204 --> 01:34:31,997
Here.
1487
01:34:32,033 --> 01:34:33,566
That wasn't so hard.
1488
01:35:28,354 --> 01:35:30,062
Can you pop the trunk, please?
1489
01:35:33,369 --> 01:35:34,569
You okay with this, sir?
1490
01:35:34,605 --> 01:35:36,805
Yeah,
it should be fun.
1491
01:35:54,753 --> 01:35:56,253
First ride share, huh?
1492
01:35:56,984 --> 01:35:58,690
Yes, sir.
1493
01:35:58,725 --> 01:36:00,758
What kind of work do you do?
1494
01:36:00,793 --> 01:36:04,191
I used to sell books online.
1495
01:36:04,227 --> 01:36:07,099
Now I sell
just about everything.
1496
01:36:07,134 --> 01:36:11,169
I've probably bought
something from you... before.
1497
01:36:16,910 --> 01:36:18,671
Let me help you
with your bag, sir.
1498
01:36:27,147 --> 01:36:28,752
Here you are, sir.
1499
01:36:28,787 --> 01:36:30,387
Thank you.
1500
01:36:30,422 --> 01:36:33,620
-What about this one?
-It's not mine.