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That was beautiful.
You're right. You're right.

566
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,468
-You're correct.
-That was amazing.

567
00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:18,178
-John Legend!
-Not quite the Beatles.

568
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,139
[audience cheering and applauding]

569
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,475
[Kenan laughs]

570
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:28,855
So recently, the Jonas Brothers
went down to the brand-new home

571
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,815
of the Los Angeles Rams

572
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:34,319
to see which one of them sucked
the least at football.

573
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,695
Let's see how that went.

574
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,697
[dramatic music playing]

575
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,412
Can you believe
Tom Brady's gonna teach us how to kick?

576
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,372
That's insane.

577
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,290
Tom Brady's gonna help us
kick these balls.

578
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,917
What's up, Jonas Brothers?

579
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,044
Y'all ready for this?

580
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,296
I'm your coach,

581
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,090
Tom Grady.

582
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,676
No, we're waiting for Tom Brady.
But thank you.

583
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,260
He said he's waiting for Tom--

584
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,304
Man, why would Tom Brady
be coaching y'all?

585
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,640
-Let's do this thing.
-[whistle blows]

586
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,475
[upbeat music playing]

587
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,394
All right, gentlemen,

588
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,397
today I have been charged in training you
in the game of football.

589
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,315
And when I'm done,
I will release you back,

590
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,443
but not before
I declare one of y'all the worst.

591
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,112
Knees up!

592
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,279
Knees up!

593
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,823
Suck in your butts!

594
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:20,782
Suck in your butt?

595
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,411
Gimme some jumping jacks. Here we go.
One, two, three, four. Now swim.

596
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,706
And one Jonas Brother,
two Jonas Brother, three Jonas Brother.

597
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,127
And I am the winner!
All right. Let's get some nachos, man.

598
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,754
There's one minute left.
Fourth quarter in the Super Bowl.

599
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,964
Hike!

600
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,092
-[groans]
-[Nick laughs]

601
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:41,761
Yeah, I see why they call you all
the Jonas Brothers

602
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,555
and not the Jonas Brothas.

603
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,557
Y'all need some more Black people
in this band.

604
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,893
Hey, Nick! Get your head in the game.

605
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,145
Hike!

606
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,108
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

607
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,404
-Yes!
-All right, Kev. You got this.

608
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,488
Hike!

609
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,034
Come on, Kev.

610
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,620
[Kenan] Oh, man. Come on, man.

611
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,750
-[Joe] Aw.
-[buzzer sounds]

612
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,876
[Kenan] I think we're done.

613
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,295
-It's all good, Kev.
-Let's bring it in with some positivity.

614
00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:16,504
You'll get it next time.

615
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,465
Oh, man.

616
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,469
So how was the day for you?
Did you enjoy that day?

617
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,305
Kevin does really fucking suck
at football though.

618
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,433
I feel like they edited that really badly.

619
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,685
I'm not sure if I was that bad.

620
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,312
-He sucks at football.
-Yeah.

621
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,605
Here's your redemption.

622
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:39,360
You had one more challenge to see
if you could overcome sucking so hard.

623
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,156
Why don't we take a look at it?
This is your moment.

624
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:44,115
All right.

625
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,575
[dramatic music playing]

626
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,746
[crowd cheers]

627
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,759
Kev, time to put you in the cauldron
and see what bubbles up. [chuckles]

628
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:07,764
You're going back on that field,
but this time in front of 70,000 fans.

629
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,224
Okay.

630
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,851
Let's focus on trying to kick
a field goal.

631
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,394
You can do this.

632
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,732
Remember, clear eyes, full heart.

633
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,192
I'm a sucker for you.

634
00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:20,944
All right.

635
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,320
Let's get out there, son!

636
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,950
Oh, boy, this is gonna be bad.
Like a lamb to the slaughter.

637
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,954
[announcer] Please welcome running back
to New Jersey,

638
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:34,916
number one, Kevin Jonas!

639
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,087
[Kevin] All right!

640
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,718
[announcer] All right, fans.

641
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,104
All right, Kevin, let's see
if you can put it through the uprights.

642
00:30:57,146 --> 00:31:00,358
[heartbeat thumping]

643
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:15,164
[announcer] The kick is up,
and the kick is good!

644
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,585
[crowd roars]

645
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,715
[Kenan] Yeah, baby!

646
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,550
That's how you do it!

647
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,885
Oh, my God.

648
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,303
Oh, my God!

649
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,139
-Los Angeles, make some noise!
-Woo!

650
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,436
I did it, coach.

651
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,897
You fucking did it!
Yes, you fucking did it!

652
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,648
In front of all of these people!

653
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,483
That was amazing.

654
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,986
[Kenan] Good job, Kev!

655
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:47,363
You did that!

656
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,489
First try.

657
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,783
In front of 70,000 people.
That's impressive.

658
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,952
We can't confirm it was the first try.

659
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,287
I'm not sure about that.

660
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,831
You kicked that field goal
like they kicked you out of the band.

661
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,291
-That was good.
-[audience] Oh!

662
00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,751
[Kenan] Boom! Boom! Boom!

663
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,630
The only difference is I still succeeded,
and Nick didn't, so it's fine.

664
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,673
[Kenan] Oh, it's going back and forth!

665
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,553
We made two <i>Jumanji's, </i>okay?
I think we were a success.

666
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,639
This is very true.

667
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:14,974
-Two.
-[Kenan] I love it.

668
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,476
Are you friends with The Rock?

669
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,061
No. He doesn't call me back.

670
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,854
What about the little one?

671
00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:20,980
I'm friends with him.

672
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,649
Little Black guys are always the best.

673
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:23,608
All right.

674
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,570
Please welcome someone

675
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,615
who knows the Jonas Brothers
better than anybody else.

676
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,284
This is Franklin Jonas.

677
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:37,163
-[rock music playing]
-[audience cheering and applauding]

678
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,126
[Pete] Thank you.

679
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,672
-Oh, no.
-Hello!

680
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:46,965
Thank you.

681
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,468
Hi. It's me, definitely Franklin Jonas.

682
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:54,389
Uh, they, uh… They call me the Bonus Jonas

683
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,392
because I'm the only one
who doesn't get a salary.

684
00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:02,146
Um, I live entirely on Christmas
and birthday gifts from these three.

685
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,232
#EatTheRich.

686
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,653
Seriously, I am just so proud
to be your little brother.

687
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,906
You know? It's so amazing
how you guys reach the number one

688
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,533
on the Billboard Top 200,

689
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:16,619
but still need me
to reach the top of any shelf.

690
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,371
Um…

691
00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:22,792
You know, my life is real tough.
It's real tough, I gotta tell ya. Uh…

692
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,962
Whoa, boy, is it a tough one. Uh…

693
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:29,674
Sometimes I always feel like
I'll be the fourth best.

694
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:32,010
I could cure Covid,
and you'd still all be like,

695
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,887
"That's impressive, but it's not like
you starred in <i>Camp Rock!</i>"

696
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,726
But I still love you guys.
And I just ask that, you know,

697
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,769
you text me the location
of the afterparties.

698
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,147
I got a new phone,
so you'll have to put it in my phone.

699
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,315
You know? Uh… You know, we…

700
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:49,861
That's okay, Pete. We appreciate it.
You can't just walk up on the Jonas--

701
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,404
Who's Pete? I'm Franklin.

702
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,240
I am Franklin Jonas.
I'm just hanging with my bros.

703
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,284
I understand,
but they'll see you after the show.

704
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,619
-Aw, fuck you, Kenan.
-Oh, come on.

705
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,957
Franklin Jonas/Pete Davidson.

706
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,792
One more time.

707
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,923
All right. Let's take a moment to check in

708
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,010
with the <i>Jonas Family Roast</i>
observation section,

709
00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,137
a very cushy, exclusive area

710
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:19,599
reserved only for
the Jonas Brothers' incredible spouses.

711
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,058
Wait…

712
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,271
Oh, okay. Uh…

713
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,814
Hey, K.T.

714
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,276
Dr. Phil?

715
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,862
[audience cheering and applauding]

716
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:40,912
What are you doing in the exclusive
Jonas Brothers executive wife lounge?

717
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,747
I'm a doctor.

718
00:34:43,372 --> 00:34:44,916
And as a doctor,

719
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:49,837
it is my absolute obligation
to insert myself into all family drama.

720
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,050
All right. I suppose you did take an oath.

721
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:57,553
It's an oath that I honor every day
of my life, Kenan.

722
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,974
And I've been watching this roast
with my trained eye,

723
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,894
and I think I can see the problem here.

724
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:09,899
Roasts are just damn mean!
We teach people how to treat us.

725
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:13,152
And if you believe
you deserve to get zinged,

726
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,862
you're going to get zinged!

727
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:19,992
Yeah, but Dr. Phil,
this roast is all in good fun.

728
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,161
I'm not done, Kenan Thompson.

729
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,746
-[Kenan] Oh, easy.
-All right.

730
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,874
Let me tell you about the Jonas Brothers.

731
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,878
It's always easier to tell people
what they want to hear

732
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,964
instead of what they <i>need </i>to hear.

733
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,508
Let me tell you what they need to hear.

734
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,136
They're not good enough
for any of these wives.

735
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,346
[audience] Oh!

736
00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,683
These boys have married
so far over their head.

737
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,769
It's just unbelievable.

738
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,814
I don't think you're the one
to give advice on family dynamics.

739
00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,066
I mean, your son is here.
What's up, Jordan?

740
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,068
-[audience whoops]
-Suck it, Dad!

741
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,487
I told you, it's Dr. Phil.

742
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:01,701
You know what?
All of you boys are beyond my help.

743
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:05,079
You are 100% fucked, and I'm out of here.

744
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,831
[Kenan] Gee whiz!

745
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,126
-Dr. Phil, everybody.
-Sorry, ladies. Sorry.

746
00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:15,590
Good job, Phillip.

747
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,051
Dr. Filthy.

748
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:24,098
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Danielle Jonas.

749
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,350
Yeah!

750
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,020
[audience cheering and applauding]

751
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,397
Woo!

752
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:36,861
Got a bit of a situation over here
we're going to explain really quick.

753
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,112
Go ahead. Go ahead, Danielle.

754
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,699
"I've lost my voice,"
she says. That's sad.

755
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,367
-Oh, no.
-Baby girl.

756
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:49,916
"It's okay. At least I had a voice to lose
unlike Kevin,

757
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,128
who sings backup vocals."
Yeah. Yes, he does.

758
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:59,842
"And without a voice,
I won't be able to roast Kevin."

759
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,636
Okay.

760
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,179
"Maybe you could do it for me?"

761
00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:05,056
Me? Yeah? Of course.

762
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,599
-I'd be happy to.
-All right.

763
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,687
Okay. I'm going to step in
and roast Kevin for Danielle here. Ahem.

764
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,650
These are her words.

765
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,361
"I met Kevin on vacation."

766
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:22,615
"And before that, the only thing
I've done on vacation that ruined my life

767
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,575
was getting vacation braids."

768
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:30,414
"I basically ignored him the whole time,

769
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,500
which he loved

770
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,961
because he said
it reminded him of his mom."

771
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:35,878
Oh!

772
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:38,756
Bing!

773
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,425
"But…

774
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,513
I have loved our relationship
these last 12 years."

775
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,764
-[Nick] Yeah.
-Thank you.

776
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,517
-"We have two beautiful daughters."
-[Nick] Yep.

777
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,185
[Kenan] Yeah.

778
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,439
"We had them the old-fashioned way

779
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:59,318
when he went on tour,
and I slept with the milkman." Danielle!

780
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,779
I don't believe that.

781
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,614
I don't believe that.

782
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,658
I'm not believing that.

783
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,870
"But Kevin is truly the best dad,
and like most people…"

784
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,830
[audience cheers]

785
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:11,998
That's right.

786
00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:14,750
"And like most people,

787
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,920
our daughters don't even know
that he's famous."

788
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:19,880
"Of course…"

789
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,801
"Of course, I think
Kevin is the cutest Jonas Brother."

790
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,721
-"He's got those beautiful eyes."
-Thank you, baby.

791
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,848
"The kindest smile…

792
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,224
and a massive…"

793
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,601
Whoa. Okay.

794
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,230
Um…

795
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,065
Heart. Big heart.

796
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:40,735
[Kenan] Yes.

797
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:42,903
I'm sorry.

798
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,532
Danielle, I'm not going to say that.

799
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,452
Wow. But good for you, Kev.

800
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:51,912
You know what I'm saying?

801
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,832
-You should be very proud.
-[Kevin] Thank you.

802
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,002
And King Kevin,
you should be very proud too.

803
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,588
I hear you're packing.
I know that's where he's getting it from.

804
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,298
That's what's up.

805
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:05,134
"To sum it all up, I love you, Kevin."

806
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,635
-[audience] Aw!
-Love you, baby doll.

807
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,846
Give it up for Danielle Jonas,
ladies and gentlemen.

808
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,264
[cheering and applauding]

809
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,976
[Kenan singing] ♪ <i>Where is the love? </i>♪

810
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,228
Cute.

811
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,147
So I want to-- Walk her back to her seat.

812
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,316
[grumbles]

813
00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:23,819
Good job.

814
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:29,033
Now… [chuckles]
Somebody who knows Nick pretty well

815
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:31,410
wanted to get some stuff off of his chest.

816
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,411
Let's take a look.

817
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,124
Listen, I'm a close friend
of Nick's on TV.

818
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,961
I've known him for a long time,
like, two seasons of <i>The Voice.</i>

819
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,714
And he's a close personal co-worker.

820
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,634
I'd like to share the reasons
I love Nick Jonas.

821
00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,469
One…

822
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,513
He's non-threatening.

823
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,765
Labels aren't out there
telling their artists, like,

824
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:56,102
"Don't drop music this week because
Nick Jonas has a record coming out."

825
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,145
Usually, it's the complete opposite.

826
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:02,024
"Hey, drop your music this week.
There's no competition."

827
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:02,942
You're the man.

828
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:04,568
Two…

829
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,530
He's always easy to find
because he literally takes a selfie

830
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:11,033
and posts it to Instagram
every time he leaves the house.

831
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,702
Three, he's a great actor.

832
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,665
He acted as a competent vocal coach
for two seasons on <i>The Voice.</i>

833
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,043
And the final reason I love Nick Jonas,

834
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,964
he surrounds himself
with people much cooler than he is.

835
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,842
Nick, and all the Jonas Brothers,
I love ya.

836
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,719
And thanks for letting me be a part
of this from another studio.

837
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,682
You guys actually couldn't pay me enough
to be there anyway. Thanks again.

838
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,227
[Kenan] Nice.

839
00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,729
Blake Shelton.

840
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,358
-Wow.
-Oh my God.

841
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,694
A lot of people don't know this,

842
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,989
but the Jonas Brothers have fans
all over the world.

843
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:51,907
Please…

844
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:52,992
[crowd cheers]

845
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,537
…put your hands together
for a very special roaster

846
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,122
from across the pond.

847
00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:03,878
He's one of the UK's biggest comedy stars.
This is Jack Whitehall. Give it up!

848
00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,796
[audience cheering and applauding]

849
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,343
Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack!

850
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,261
Yeah!

851
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,306
[audience cheering and applauding]

852
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,851
Yes! What an honor it is to be here.

853
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:22,354
Now, I must warn you,
I do come from a nation of toasters,

854
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,522
not roasters.

855
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,982
And I'm not, for one moment,

856
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,902
going to stand up here
in front of you tonight

857
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:32,072
and besmirch the character
of these fine young gentlemen.

858
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,325
-Look at them.
-I doubt it.

859
00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,242
Oh!

860
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:39,288
You beautiful bastards.

861
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:43,334
Where's your father? Where is he?
That is a proud man over there.

862
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,669
Kevin Sr.

863
00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,505
Oh, yes.

864
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:51,091
Give that man's testicles a Grammy

865
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,928
for their outstanding contribution
to music.

866
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:56,388
Yeah!

867
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,807
Yes! A round of applause
for Kevin Sr.'s balls!

868
00:41:58,891 --> 00:41:59,892
Why not?

869
00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:01,977
[audience cheering and applauding]

870
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:06,106
Those giblets should be hanging
in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

871
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,985
Yes. Tonight I feel is the night

872
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,696
for me to finally admit it to the world.

873
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,908
No, I am not pre-rehab John Mulaney.

874
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,328
I am Jack Whitehall,

875
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,956
and I am a Jonah-holic.

876
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,375
Yeah? Oh, that felt good.

877
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,546
Felt good to share, yeah?
I'm drunk on the Jonas juice.

878
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,298
I am a full-blown Jo-tard.

879
00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,802
Yeah. You guys are my guilty pleasure.

880
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:38,722
Like, peeing in the shower
or masturbating in an Uber.

881
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:43,727
And of all of those hobbies,
the one that I get the most grief for,

882
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,354
liking your music.

883
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,274
And the Uber one a bit, to be fair.

884
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:52,486
But why? Why can't a man love the Jo Bros?

885
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,405
-Whoo!
-[Jack] Yeah, why?

886
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,992
I get less judgment
when my shuffle lands on R. Kelly.

887
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,369
[audience groans]

888
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:03,122
Why does rock and roll have to be hard?

889
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:05,040
I like my rock soft

890
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,459
and thumbed in gently…

891
00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:11,463
by three guys that look like
they should be working on the door

892
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,923
of an Abercrombie & Fitch.

893
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,177
Maybe two on the door,
one in the storage room.

894
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,471
Sorry, Nick, sorry.

895
00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,432
Oh, yeah, thank you.

896
00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:24,310
Do you know how hard it was growing up
for me in England,

897
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,145
a young boy loving the Jonas Brothers?

898
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,064
Picked on, sir. I was picked on every day!

899
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,400
At school, by the Slytherin boys. Yeah.

900
00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:38,490
The pressure to listen to music
that was "cool," or "edgy,"

901
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,035
that wasn't "mind-numbingly bland."

902
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:43,329
"Oh, you won't get any girls

903
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,414
if you're listening
to the Jonas Brothers, Jack."

904
00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:47,708
"Well, maybe, I don't want girls."

905
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,420
"Maybe I am Jo Bros before hoes."

906
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,464
[audience cheering]

907
00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,423
Yeah.

908
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:56,800
You know what?
Since we're all friends here,

909
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
and this is a safe space,
I'm ready to share a little more.

910
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:03,432
Guys, you are looking
at a fellow purity pledger.

911
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,267
Yes!

912
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,020
Lock this sugar up and throw away the key!

913
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,898
Let's hear some noise
for popping that cherry

914
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:12,316
when you're goddamn ready!

915
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,942
-Whoo!
-[audience cheers]

916
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,819
Oh! A lot of virgins in the house tonight!

917
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:16,904
Nice!

918
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,990
Yes, for much of my youth, like you guys,

919
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,743
I was in a purity-pledge situation.

920
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,913
A pledge was taken
that I would remain a virgin

921
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,248
by every single girl at my school.

922
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:35,047
And do you know how I was able
to keep my man hymen intact for so long?

923
00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,467
Because of you guys. Seriously.

924
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,053
The more I told people
that I listened to your music,

925
00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:43,263
the less they wanted to have sex with me.

926
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,352
I may as well have worn one of your albums
around my neck like a leper's bell.

927
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:50,896
I'm dying.

928
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:55,442
But look, look, real talk,
we have to talk about the hard times too.

929
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,987
October 30th, 2013.

930
00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:01,407
Please stop laughing.
This is a serious bit.

931
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,617
The music industry's 9/11.

932
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:09,957
The day of the break-up of my heart
into a thousand tiny pieces.

933
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,419
And look, I'm not gonna stand up here
and play the blame game.

934
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:17,256
We could be here all night going,
"Oh, Nick said this. Nick did that."

935
00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:20,718
No. It was a mutual decision to break up,

936
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,095
so that Nick could focus
on his solo career.

937
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,723
No one's to blame except Nick,
whose fault it definitely was.

938
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,476
Look at him.

939
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,813
Sorry. It still hurts.

940
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,774
The Brother Breaker.

941
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,235
The Meghan Markle of pop.

942
00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:43,574
Now, the band is back!

943
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:46,160
-Yes! Whoo!
-[audience cheers]

944
00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:47,619
Yes!

945
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:49,872
[Nick] You're welcome.

946
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:51,957
Thank you.

947
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,084
You can't keep these guys down.

948
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,003
They're like the Covid virus.

949
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,256
And if this second wave
has taught us anything,

950
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:03,177
it's that, as a society,
we cannot eradicate the Jonas Brothers.

951
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,095
We must just learn to live with them

952
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,557
and pray they don't mutate.

953
00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:13,228
My point is, guys, joking aside,

954
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:16,648
you have left an indelible mark
on so many people,

955
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,442
especially me.

956
00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,527
Seriously. In more ways than one.

957
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:24,740
They all said to me that I was making
a terrible, terrible mistake

958
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:27,910
all those years ago
when I walked into that tattoo parlor.

959
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,204
But you know what I have to say
to them chaps?

960
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,622
No regrets.

961
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,291
"Jo Bros before hoes."

962
00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:37,127
[audience cheering and applauding]

963
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,215
-[whoops]
-[Kenan] Jack!

964
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,718
Yeah!

965
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:47,095
-Jack Whitehall, ladies and gentlemen.
-[Nick] Wow!

966
00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:50,933
[Kenan] Tattoo.

967
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,228
Anybody who follows Joe Jonas on TikTok,

968
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:57,356
which I assume is most
of the human population,

969
00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:59,233
knows that he recently crashed

970
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:03,320
a themed One Direction
versus Jonas Brothers spin class.

971
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,238
Yeah!

972
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:08,867
So this time, he decided to do it again
and bring along Niall Horan.

973
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,704
But this time, they went undercover.

974
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,790
Give a round of applause

975
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,710
to a new instructor
that I am going to be auditioning.

976
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,088
Steve!

977
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:24,174
[Joe] Let's do it, people. Here we go!
Ladies and gentlemen, how ya feeling?

978
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,884
-[bell dings]
-[Joe] All right. Here we go.

979
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:29,680
My name is Steve.
I am so excited to be here.

980
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,349
[Niall] What's going on?
How you going, guys? I'm Toby.

981
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:35,143
-I'm from Australia. Sydney, Australia.
-[bell dings]

982
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,437
-[Niall] How are you guys going? You good?
-[group] Yeah!

983
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,939
[Niall] Yeah? Lovely.

984
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,484
-[bell dings]
-[energetic music playing]

985
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,404
I heard the Jonas Brothers
are not even real brothers.

986
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,614
[Joe] I read the Jonas Brothers
aren't even real brothers.

987
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,993
-Disney faked it.
-[Joe] Disney faked it.

988
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,244
[Joe laughs]

989
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:55,414
My friend dated the one with the eyebrows.
Super lazy lover.

990
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,416
[Joe] My friend dated the one
with the huge eyebrows.

991
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:02,087
She said he's no good. Okay.

992
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,589
[Kevin, Niall, and Nick laugh]

993
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:07,509
One Direction is by far the best looking
boy band there ever was. Am I right?

994
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,803
Say they're a much bigger band
and always will be.

995
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:12,848
[Joe] A much bigger band. More successful.

996
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,185
[Joe] You guys ever heard of Niall Horan?

997
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,812
More like "Niall Borin'."

998
00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:21,732
[Niall] Yeah. Yeah, Niall Bloody Borin'.

999
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:22,691
You know him?

1000
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:24,610
What a letdown.

1001
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,447
He was by far the most handsome
in that group he was in.

1002
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:32,242
[Niall] He is by far and away--
They all talk about this Harry guy.

1003
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,163
He's by far and away the best looking
in that band by a mile.

1004
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,542
-You agree?
-[group] Woo!

1005
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,710
[Niall] Liars.

1006
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,087
[bell dings]

1007
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:45,714
Who here wants muscles like this?

1008
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:50,010
[Niall] Who here wants muscles
like these bad boys, hey?

1009
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,804
-[group cheers]
-[Niall] Come on! Yeah!

1010
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,974
Say, "Who here wants
a big biking booty like me?"

1011
00:48:56,058 --> 00:49:00,896
"Don't be shy. Let me hear you sing.
We want a big biking bubble booty."

1012
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,273
[Joe] All right.
Who wants a big bubble booty like me?

1013
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,234
-Make some noise.
-[group] Whoo!

1014
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:09,279
[Joe] Bubble booty!
Bubble booty! Bubble booty!

1015
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,740
[Kevin] Good thing we're in a garage.

1016
00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:13,617
I've got so much junk in my trunk.

1017
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,453
[Joe] Good thing we're in a garage.
I've got so much junk in my trunk.

1018
00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:17,496
[laughs] Woo!

1019
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:19,831
[bell dings]

1020
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,417
Tell them that you just broke up
with your girlfriend last night.

1021
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:26,254
[Niall] Yeah. I just broke up
with my girlfriend last night.

1022
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,382
Feeling a bit sad.

1023
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,677
Take a break if you're a Capricorn.

1024
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,513
[Niall] Take a break--
If you're a Capricorn,

1025
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,390
don't move.

1026
00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,309
If you're a Scorpio, uh,
you have to go two times as hard.

1027
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,020
[Niall] Right.
If you're a Scorpio, faster.

1028
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,356
Say, "My girlfriend was a Scorpio,"
and then start crying.

1029
00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:46,316
[Niall] My girlfriend was a Scorpio.

1030
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,986
[cries]

1031
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,536
Do you guys like Toby?

1032
00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:58,787
[Joe] Do you guys like Toby?

1033
00:49:58,870 --> 00:49:59,871
[group cheers]

1034
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,790
[Joe] We went out on the town last night.

1035
00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,333
Say, "He's a real piece of shit."

1036
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,293
[Joe] He's a real piece of shit, isn't he?

1037
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,463
Say, "He doesn't know it,

1038
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,549
but I've just started seeing
his girlfriend, Brooke."

1039
00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:11,508
[Joe] He doesn't know,

1040
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:13,635
but I just started seeing
his girlfriend, Brooke.

1041
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,473
-[Joe] All right, guys, good luck!
-[group cheers]

1042
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,641
[Kevin] That was so good.

1043
00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,643
-[Niall] Well done.
-[Joe] Oh my God.

1044
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,687
-Excellent work.
-Very good. So funny.

1045
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:27,983
Thank you, everybody,
for such an incredible class.

1046
00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:33,780
And now if we can have a round
of applause for our special instructors.

1047
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:37,325
-[group cheers]
-Yeah!

1048
00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:40,871
Woo!

1049
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:44,583
Yeah! Hey!

1050
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,126
-[Joe] Woo-hoo!
-[Niall] Woo!

1051
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:48,420
[Joe] Thank you guys so much!
You were incredible.

1052
00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:50,714
Baby, let's party!

1053
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,341
-[group screams]
-[Joe] Make some noise!

1054
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:55,761
We have two other special guests.

1055
00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,596
[chattering and crowd screaming]

1056
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,099
Well done. Well done.

1057
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:02,350
-Thank you.
-Well played.

1058
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:04,019
Good job!

1059
00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:05,771
Great job! Thank you!

1060
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,522
[Joe] Thank you. Great job.

1061
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,733
Now, out of the two guys,
who do you think was better?

1062
00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,151
[group] Niall!

1063
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:16,406
I think it's obvious.
Niall, you're the winner.

1064
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,076
[audience cheering and applauding]

1065
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:23,163
[Joe laughs] Well played.

1066
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,585
Big thanks to Niall Horan.

1067
00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,629
-Give it up for him one more time.
-Yeah, Niall.

1068
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:37,719
Please welcome someone
who's been waiting five years for this.

1069
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,055
This is Sophie Turner.

1070
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:43,183
-[audience cheering and applauding]
-[upbeat music playing]

1071
00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:50,649
Hello.

1072
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,359
Hi, everyone.

1073
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,861
[inhales] Um, I'm really only here

1074
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,865
because I was told that in America,
big family gatherings are where you say

1075
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,742
the meanest possible things
to your family.

1076
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,161
So, when Joe asked me to do this,
I was like…

1077
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,080
[in American accent]
"Sure thing, dipshit."

1078
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:06,706
Um…

1079
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,669
[in normal accent]
Let's talk about the purity rings.

1080
00:52:10,752 --> 00:52:12,087
[crowd whoops]

1081
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:16,967
For those of you who don't know,
purity rings are worn to demonstrate

1082
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,511
that you're abstaining from sex
before marriage.

1083
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:21,721
And the Jonas Brothers, they all had them.

1084
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,640
Like, I know this is a roast,

1085
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,017
and you all think
I should be going after them.

1086
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,145
But I think we need
to set the record straight here.

1087
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,149
No. The rings weren't a good idea.

1088
00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:37,404
Yes, as a gesture,
they're laughably, toe-curlingly lame.

1089
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:43,326
Um, but remember,
this was about more than a gesture.

1090
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,538
This was about faith.
This was about principle.

1091
00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:49,708
This was about taking a stand
and setting an example.

1092
00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:53,336
Look, Joe Jonas wasn't just sticking
his fingers in some dumb metal rings.

1093
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,380
He was sticking his fingers in co-stars,

1094
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:59,759
actresses, and even a supermodel or two.

1095
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,553
[crowd cheers and laughs]

1096
00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:06,892
To be honest,

1097
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:11,229
Joe and the purity ring thing
was kind of like a modern-day <i>Cinderella.</i>

1098
00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:14,983
I mean, Joe tried to find a match
for his purity rings a few times,

1099
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:17,986
but finally, the finger fit me.

1100
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:20,155
[audience laughs and cheers]

1101
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:25,702
It was also like <i>Cinderella</i>
because most of the girls he tried it with

1102
00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,621
were under contract to Disney.

1103
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,331
-[audience] Oh!
-[Kevin] Oh!

1104
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:35,378
I must love him,
because I moved to America to be with him.

1105
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,296
[audience] Aw!

1106
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,632
[Sophie] It hasn't been
without its challenges.

1107
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,343
The terminology, for one,
has been a bit of a struggle.

1108
00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:43,094
In America, you say zucchini.

1109
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,846
In England, we say courgette.

1110
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,141
In America, the bits on the side
of the road are called sidewalks.

1111
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,018
In England, pavements.

1112
00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,771
Interestingly, on this side
of the Atlantic,

1113
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:54,981
the sequel to <i>Camp Rock</i>
was called <i>Camp Rock 2.</i>

1114
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,609
Whereas in England,
it was called a load of shit.

1115
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,321
Yeah.

1116
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,825
I said when I started acting
that I would never date an actor.

1117
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,037
And after I saw <i>Camp Rock 2,</i>
I knew it was safe to date Joe.

1118
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:13,416
Um, getting to know these guys
has been the thrill of a lifetime.

1119
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,543
I mean, Kevin is so wonderful,

1120
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,003
and Nick is Nick.

1121
00:54:18,171 --> 00:54:19,172
Um…

1122
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,258
Joe, I love you so much.

1123
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:24,636
What I love about you is that
no matter how successful you guys got,

1124
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,805
you always stayed true
to your New Jersey roots.

1125
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:29,724
And I know you guys are definitely
from New Jersey,

1126
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:32,227
because you're all sopranos, I mean…

1127
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,063
I'm kidding. You guys don't have
any vocal range, sorry.

1128
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:37,983
I really wanted to come and do this

1129
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:40,318
because the Jonas Brothers
are a great band

1130
00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:43,822
despite what every single person
you talk to says.

1131
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,700
I love you guys.

1132
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,576
I'll see you backstage and at Christmas.

1133
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:51,413
And Joe, don't wait up.
Pete Davidson slipped me his phone number.

1134
00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:52,414
So…

1135
00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:58,003
Guys. Sophie Turner, everybody!

1136
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:01,131
The queen of the north.

1137
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,217
Oh, that's beautiful. The love.

1138
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:05,927
I'm proud of you.

1139
00:55:06,511 --> 00:55:07,387
[Kenan] Good job!

1140
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,433
Now, Joe, did you expect that?

1141
00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:12,976
Is Dr. Phil still here?

1142
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:16,688
Good sports in your family.

1143
00:55:16,771 --> 00:55:19,524
Now, we have learnt that tonight

1144
00:55:20,191 --> 00:55:23,528
nobody gets under your skin
quite like your own family.

1145
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:28,241
And it's time for brother
to take on brother to take on brothers.

1146
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,993
[audience cheers and applauds]

1147
00:55:30,076 --> 00:55:31,828
-[Kenan] That's right.
-Here we go.

1148
00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:36,207
Now, we prepared this board
with various categories about your life.

1149
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,335
And you'll each get a turn
to come on up here,

1150
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,503
select a category, and go wild.

1151
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,380
Let's go oldest to youngest.

1152
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,174
Kevin, you're up first.

1153
00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,383
-All right.
-[Kenan] Let's go.

1154
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,677
[audience cheering and applauding]

1155
00:55:49,804 --> 00:55:50,930
What's up, everybody?

1156
00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:54,267
-Woo!
-[Priyanka] Woo! Go!

1157
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,354
I'm gonna start with "Solo Careers."

1158
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:58,688
All right. Joe,

1159
00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:02,901
I know you have a ritual
before you go onstage.

1160
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:06,029
That is to get slapped in the face
before you hit the stage.

1161
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:06,946
It really is.

1162
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,448
And that is such a coincidence

1163
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:13,161
because I need to get run over by a car
every time I listen to your music.

1164
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:18,750
Seriously. I love all the music
you've created with DNCE.

1165
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:22,170
From your biggest hits
of "Cake by the Ocean…"

1166
00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:24,047
[audience cheers]

1167
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,719
[audience laughs]

1168
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,639
No. That's it.

1169
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,849
You've also tried your hand at acting.

1170
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,685
How amazing was Joe in <i>Zoolander 2?</i>

1171
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,187
Yeah.

1172
00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:40,688
Here he is, actually.

1173
00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,858
Oh, wait. No, no.

1174
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:47,112
That's just Joe dressed up
as Zoolander for Halloween.

1175
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:51,116
Yeah. We tried to find a still
from the movie,

1176
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:56,204
but his part was so small,
there was zero photographic evidence.

1177
00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:01,167
But great job, Joe.
We're super proud of you.

1178
00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:06,464
Nick, don't look so terrified.

1179
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:08,550
I haven't seen you this down

1180
00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:10,426
since I asked you
to be on <i>Married to Jonas.</i>

1181
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,347
Now, Nick, you are a triple threat.

1182
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,307
You can sing, you can act,

1183
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:19,018
you can threaten
to quit the band once again.

1184
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,563
[sighs]

1185
00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:25,233
I'm not scarred from that at all.

1186
00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,402
[chuckles]

1187
00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:30,071
Nick was so excited to be the host of <i>SNL</i>

1188
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,157
as both the host and musical guest.

1189
00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:37,495
Nick finally got to collaborate
with his favorite person,

1190
00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:38,955
Nick Jonas.

1191
00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:45,003
But all roasting aside,
I am so glad that I wasn't a solo act.

1192
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:49,174
It has been the greatest joy of my life
being your big brother to both of you.

1193
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,091
[audience] Aw!

1194
00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:53,011
Tied, of course, with marrying
this beautiful girl, Danielle.

1195
00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:54,137
I love you.

1196
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,430
[audience cheers]

1197
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,099
But the birth of my beautiful two girls

1198
00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:03,646
and being on the list
of, you know, <i>People's S</i>exiest Man Alive.

1199
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,815
[audience cheers and applauds]

1200
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,692
That's right, now you can applaud.

1201
00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:08,735
I love you.

1202
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,612
Gentlemen.

1203
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:12,822
Roasted.

1204
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,533
[Kenan] Kevin Jonas, everybody.

1205
00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:17,952
Good job, Kev.

1206
00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:21,539
All right.

1207
00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:26,586
Next up we have
Joe Jonas taking the stage.

1208
00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,712
Let's go, Joe.

1209
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:31,883
That's right.

1210
00:58:33,509 --> 00:58:34,385
That's right.

1211
00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:38,139
Thank you.

1212
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,852
I will pick "Childhood" for $200, please.

1213
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,022
Since you went first, Kevin,
you're up first.

1214
00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,400
Kevin, you've always been the first
at everything.

1215
00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:51,069
Kevin was the first child.

1216
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,738
He was the first to finish school.

1217
00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:55,615
He was the first to get married.

1218
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,493
He also was the first
to get kicked out of the band.

1219
00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:01,037
[audience laughs and groans]

1220
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,082
Kevin, growing up,
he soon found his own style.

1221
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,834
He wore a lot of scarves,
even in the summertime.

1222
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,129
Not because it was cold.

1223
00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:14,175
Because there was a lack of hickeys
for a 20-year-old rock star.

1224
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,137
And sometimes you would get lonely.

1225
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:20,306
Our first album we ever recorded,

1226
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:24,310
Kevin spent a suspicious amount of time
in the bathroom, multiple times a day.

1227
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:30,400
We later found out that there was a stack
of <i>Playboy </i>magazines in his bathroom.

1228
00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,695
It's the only time Kevin had a solo act.

1229
00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:36,906
[audience laughs]

1230
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:37,949
Boom!

1231
00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:39,742
[chuckles]

1232
00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,662
Now, I was very lucky to have Kevin
as an older brother.

1233
00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,497
He taught me so much about life.

1234
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,624
Like, it's okay if you don't have one.

1235
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,043
[audience] Oh!

1236
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,211
Hi, Nick.

1237
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,881
Nothing has changed with Nick
since we were kids.

1238
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,675
Even the size of his tiny wiener.

1239
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,555
Nick, if it wasn't for you,
we wouldn't be a band.

1240
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,182
We would just be three brothers
who loved each other

1241
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,602
and didn't constantly talk shit
about your ego.

1242
01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,480
[Joe laughs]

1243
01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:12,275
-Oh, this is so fun!
-[audience cheers]

1244
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:13,818
I love it!

1245
01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:18,239
I'm just so glad
I don't live with them anymore.

1246
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:20,241
This makes it so much easier. [laughs]

1247
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:24,829
Oh! Even as a kid, Nick has always been
the most serious one in the family.

1248
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,875
He's almost as serious
as his nipples are massive.

1249
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,252
[audience shrieks with laughter]

1250
01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:32,795
[Nick] It's fake.

1251
01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:34,547
Fake news!

1252
01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:36,132
It's fake.

1253
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:39,969
I'll show you right now.
They're not that big.

1254
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,723
And we all know this is just a meme
someone photoshopped.

1255
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:45,767
We don't know who it was.

1256
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,479
[whispers] Or do we?

1257
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,735
Nick's always been an old soul
in a young body.

1258
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,488
More adult than any of us,
I gotta tell you that.

1259
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,240
Even now, Nick is ten years younger
than his wonderful wife Priyanka,

1260
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,325
who's in the house.

1261
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,537
Oh, shit. That reminds me.
We got to make this quick.

1262
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:07,497
It's a school night,

1263
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,665
and I promised Priyanka
we'll get him home for curfew.

1264
01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,710
-Oh! [laughs]
-[Joe] I'm terribly sorry. We're on that.

1265
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:17,173
Look, I really don't believe there's
such a thing as the middle child syndrome.

1266
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,760
I guess that's easy for me when…
[chuckles] …Kevin's my older brother,

1267
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,137
and my little brother's a little bitch.

1268
01:01:26,557 --> 01:01:28,976
[Kenan] Drop the mic, man. Yeah!

1269
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:31,354
[audience cheering and applauding]

1270
01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:33,940
[Kenan] Joe Jonas, ladies and gentlemen.

1271
01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:37,402
That was fire.

1272
01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:41,948
-And last but definitely not least--
-Kenan! Kenan!

1273
01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:43,282
Great job.

1274
01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:46,703
I have had enough!

1275
01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,122
Nick Jonas, folks.

1276
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:51,249
[audience cheering and applauding]

1277
01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:52,792
[Nick] Joe…

1278
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:58,423
I will show the class my nipples
to prove they are not that big.

1279
01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:03,553
-[audience cheering]
-Hey! Let's go! Let's go!

1280
01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:06,264
And I am only a little bitch

1281
01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:08,516
on some days of the week.

1282
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,020
So thank you all so much
for coming to witness

1283
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:15,565
the Jonas Brothers Family Breakup!

1284
01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:21,112
You know, the last time we did this,
it was way less funny.

1285
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,781
Pete Davidson wasn't here,
I'll tell you that much.

1286
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,575
And Netflix didn't even pay us.

1287
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,911
I mean, we broke up for free.

1288
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,664
Who in their right minds would do that?

1289
01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:35,293
No. But we're not breaking up yet,
I promise.

1290
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,129
[audience cheers]

1291
01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:40,673
You see, we nailed it last time.

1292
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,216
After the band split,

1293
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:45,470
we were all able to grow
and follow our own passions,

1294
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,806
branch out creatively, artistically.

1295
01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:53,227
For instance, Joe started his band,
DNCE, which was amazing.

1296
01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:55,813
[audience cheers]

1297
01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:58,816
And Kevin…

1298
01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:05,531
Kevin was very busy…

1299
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,826
starting his beautiful family
with Danielle, his wife.

1300
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,999
They have two daughters,
Alena and Valentina.

1301
01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:17,502
But the sad thing is,
and most of you don't know this,

1302
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,295
is that when Kevin was starting
his family,

1303
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:22,423
he had to put his side business
on the back burner for a while.

1304
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,009
And what was his side business,
you might ask?

1305
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,513
Set in the early years
of the Jonas Brothers,

1306
01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,431
when we were wearing those purity rings,

1307
01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:33,476
Kevin started
a very scandalous side business

1308
01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:35,186
to make a little cash on the side.

1309
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,940
No, it wasn't music or acting.

1310
01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:42,568
It was a male escort service.

1311
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:44,487
What?

1312
01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:45,696
Don't worry.

1313
01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,448
He remained pure.

1314
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,785
He just did mouth stuff.

1315
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,916
-[Priyanka] I can't.
-Sorry, Dad. [chuckles]

1316
01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,919
Come on.
We all know Kevin wasn't a male escort.

1317
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,045
He was the virgin!

1318
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,552
We all had our title.

1319
01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,011
I was the shy one.

1320
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,097
Uh, Joe was the cute one.

1321
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:14,225
And Kevin was the virgin.

1322
01:04:15,601 --> 01:04:17,979
But it's cool, Kev.
You milked that for all it was worth.

1323
01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:19,063
You played it well, sir.

1324
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,399
But you know, it was around this time,

1325
01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:24,110
that you really started
coming into your own…

1326
01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:27,238
hand.

1327
01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:34,370
[sighs] Joe, on the other hand,
was a male escort.

1328
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,124
Only, nobody was paying him.

1329
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,544
He did it for free.

1330
01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:45,214
Sorry, Joe, I'm not slut shaming you.
I promised you I wouldn't,

1331
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,216
you dirty man-whore, you.

1332
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,513
But I'm so glad you found love.

1333
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:53,431
Of course.

1334
01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,725
[audience cheers]

1335
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,604
Kevin, for years you were able
to carve out your own space

1336
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:00,730
as the married guy.

1337
01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:03,190
But now, we've taken that away
from you too.

1338
01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:07,778
No, it's okay.
Maybe your thing could be reality TV.

1339
01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,656
You had your show,
<i>Married to Jonas </i>with your wife Danielle.

1340
01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:16,662
And you were on one whole episode
of <i>Celebrity Apprentice</i>.

1341
01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:20,041
Until Donald Trump fired you.

1342
01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:25,546
And that is actually the only thing
Donald Trump and I have in common.

1343
01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:33,346
I love you guys. Come on down here.
We're not breaking up.

1344
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:34,347
Come on.

1345
01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,683
[Kenan] Nick Jonas, everybody.
That was awesome, buddy.

1346
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,935
-["Sucker" playing]
-Glad that wasn't awkward.

1347
01:05:40,853 --> 01:05:42,897
We just want to say thank you very much

1348
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:44,899
to Sophie Turner,

1349
01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:47,777
Danielle Jonas,

1350
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,988
Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

1351
01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:56,702
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was the <i>Jonas Brothers Family Roast.</i>

1352
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:57,620
Goodnight!

1353
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:05,211
Hey, merchandise.
Get your merchandise right here.

1354
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,879
Jonas Brothers, hey! Gentlemen.

1355
01:06:06,962 --> 01:06:11,133
Can I please interest you
in some fine Jonas Brothers merchandise?

1356
01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:12,385
I think we're all set.

1357
01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:14,762
Speaking of being all set,
your life will not be complete

1358
01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:18,557
without this Jonas Brothers
six-piece hair set.

1359
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:20,518
Hmm? Eighty bucks.

1360
01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:22,436
Eighty dollars?
It's just a hunk of plastic.

1361
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,480
It is a collector's item.

1362
01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:26,899
And it will be worth
a lot of money… [chuckles]

1363
01:06:26,982 --> 01:06:28,567
…when you die.

1364
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:33,114
And speaking of life,
oh, these Jonas Brothers slippers.

1365
01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:35,282
They give me life. Oh!

1366
01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:38,327
Nick, you know,
I think they're just your size.

1367
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:41,872
Okay, my feet are slightly bigger
than that.

1368
01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:43,874
You know, shoe size is a myth.
But it's okay.

1369
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,544
-It's only $50.
-Fifty dollars?

1370
01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:49,046
Per slipper. It's a two-piece.

1371
01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:52,717
Look, man, thank you for finding
all this old merch of ours

1372
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,969
and trying to resell it to us.
But I'm kind of hungry.

1373
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:56,762
Uh, you know,
I'm gonna get something to eat.

1374
01:06:56,846 --> 01:07:02,101
Hey, you hungry? I got you covered.
<i>Mira, </i>Jonas Brothers lunchbox. [laughs]

1375
01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:03,853
Wow, my daughter would love this.

1376
01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:06,105
And for $15, I'll throw in the snacks.

1377
01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:08,399
We'll think about it. We do got to go.

1378
01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,443
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1379
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:15,614
How about this, an official,
one-of-a-kind Nick Jonas wallet?

1380
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,324
I think that's just my wallet.

1381
01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:20,244
I left it in the green room.
Did you take my wallet?

1382
01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:24,415
Take. Borrow. You're getting it back. Eh…

1383
01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:25,332
For $200.

1384
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,751
Dude. Are you kidding me?

1385
01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:30,880
You know what? Never mind. Just take it.
Just take it because I like you.

1386
01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:33,215
Even though the last song… Eh!
Okay, how about this?

1387
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:37,470
An official… [chuckles] …Joe Jonas doll.

1388
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:41,932
Wait, hold up. Where's the Nick
and Kevin <i>Camp Rock </i>singing dolls?

1389
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,727
People really will enjoy playing
with the Kevin doll.

1390
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,395
Keep telling yourself that, Kev.

1391
01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:49,023
[sighs] Oh, look, one more thing.

1392
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,733
[chuckles] Mmm!

1393
01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:52,818
I'm a sucker for you. [laughs]

1394
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,029
Mine sounds better.
There's more where that came from.

1395
01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,113
-Thank you.
-All right.

1396
01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,073
-Okay.
-See ya.

1397
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,200
I'm actually gonna grab a couple things.
Be back later.

1398
01:07:59,283 --> 01:08:00,367
Hm-hmm.



