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‪NETFLIX 呈獻

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‪我抓狂了

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‪你覺得令嬡看到你這樣會作何感想？

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‪迪亞哥，也許你該反省

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‪之所以有某些決定

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‪是因為你的行為
‪可能衝擊你女兒的情緒

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‪離婚後，你一直進出這種地方

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‪但要是那傢伙聽我的話
‪沒拿走麵粉…

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‪我在做事

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‪但他偏要一直移動麵粉

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‪我是說…

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‪就好像你把手機放在這裡
‪而我移來這邊

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‪然後你放回去

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‪我又拿過來

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‪你想放在這裡
‪因為那是它本來的位置

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‪我又移回來這裡

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‪這樣的話，你應該也會被惹毛吧？

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‪所以你是說你的種種行為

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‪還有丟掉飯碗

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‪只是因為有人移動你的麵粉？

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‪你知道那樣反應
‪讓你喪失多少優勢嗎？

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‪也許我本來就有點煩躁了吧？

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‪畢竟我前妻老是把我當傻瓜

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‪她覺得我不是好父親

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‪她不該覺得我不是好爸爸

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‪但聽我說

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‪你前妻怎麼想我們管不著

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‪比較有利的作法是

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‪設法轉念，別認為別人都針對你

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‪你們有仔細看嗎？

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‪這一切…

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‪沒錯，這所有的一切

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‪以前都不可能發生

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‪直到現在

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‪此時此刻

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‪成真了

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‪喂？

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‪我剛才說我昨晚去參加派對

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‪我盛裝打扮，結果被丟進游泳池

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‪而我的手機呢？

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‪完好如初

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‪還能用！

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‪新推出的 Z6手機

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‪豈止令人讚歎！

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‪拜託，認真看待好嗎？

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‪知道什麼是認真嗎？說到就要做到

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‪送貨員沒來
‪麵包要怎麼送去麵包店？

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‪麵包應該準備好，但你沒做

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‪反正還是沒辦法送去店裡

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‪問題是麵包也沒做好啊

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‪-去你的！
‪-她聽不懂

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‪妳以為我能決定要不要做嗎？

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‪妳以為我們能決定？
‪我們只是該死的替身

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‪去死啦，爛人！

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‪蘇珊娜，冷靜

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‪請說，阿曼多，我們洗耳恭聽

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‪不信的話，去巴布亞幾內亞一趟

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‪自己去看看，他們在那裡自由自在

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‪在場的我們只是他們的替身

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‪我們的真實自我都在那裡

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‪但沒關係

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‪最重要的是接受事實

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‪所以，阿曼多
‪你的意思是你覺得不自由

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‪但我們沒強迫你做任何事

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‪當然沒有

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‪但這是更巧妙的囚禁方式

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‪做不做麵包不由我決定

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‪你也只是個替身

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‪你以為你能決定
‪要不要當精神科醫生嗎？

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‪-我說得夠清楚嗎？
‪-克拉拉，我們希望大家守時

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‪去你的！

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‪我知道，但我得帶老太太去看醫生

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‪不，我還沒說完

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‪等一下，阿曼多，抱歉

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‪克拉拉，妳今天不用輪班吧

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‪我也這麼想

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‪但他們臨時打來
‪好像當別人都閒閒沒事

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‪別在團體治療時吃東西好嗎？

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‪我吃完了

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‪好吧

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‪因為趕時間我沒吃午餐

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‪-我真的還有話說
‪-去死啦！

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‪你幹嘛用那種眼神看我？

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‪你明知道我的療程明天就結束了

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‪我會回歸正常生活

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‪還要開始演舞台劇

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‪對，還有因為…

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‪這位老兄是誰？

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‪你幹了什麼？在公園打手槍嗎？

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‪在日間照護中心過得怎麼樣？

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‪很好

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‪他們有留給你足夠時間去求職嗎？

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‪還是你得整天待在那裡？

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‪我會去找工作，不急

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‪先讓我安頓好

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‪對啦，安頓好

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‪迪亞哥

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‪你知道企鵝吧？

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‪企鵝有種能力

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‪可以用相當於人類十倍的力量拉屎

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‪猛烈如砲火！

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‪但牠們不是故意的

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‪大自然自有定律

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‪為了保持巢穴乾淨
‪牠們必須排到遠處，用噴射的

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‪想像有一隻小海豹從牠後面經過

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‪會被企鵝噴得滿身屎

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‪小海豹會氣炸

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‪但這是不對的

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‪不應該生氣

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‪因為那是企鵝的天性

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‪永遠不可能改變

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‪我就是企鵝，企鵝就是我

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‪-而且我不打算改變
‪-怎麼，你以為我喜歡這樣嗎？

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‪聽好，除非是伴侶
‪兩個男人不能同住一個屋簷下

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‪他們會像兩個囚犯

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‪明天你必須出去找工作

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‪而且在工作場合努力克制脾氣

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‪那些人都是混蛋

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‪因為他們一心

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‪只想要開除我

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‪對啦，就那麼巧
‪每次都讓你碰到混球

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‪但真正的混蛋是你

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‪你有個女兒

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‪可你動不動就發飆，連工作也保不住

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‪人生跟著一敗塗地

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‪嗨

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‪嗨，親愛的

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‪-你知道你只有30分鐘吧？
‪-對，我知道

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‪嗨

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‪坐吧

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‪妳怎麼樣？

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‪過得好嗎？

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‪我帶了東西來

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‪兩瓶果汁

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‪杏桃給妳，是妳最喜歡的口味

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‪有機的

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‪這樣妳媽媽才會滿意

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‪學校怎麼樣？

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‪不錯

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‪那就好

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‪爸，你…

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‪你瘦了

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‪瘦了一點，但…

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‪但是我…

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‪很平靜，我沒事

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‪妳會看到從現在起，我會一點一滴

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‪讓一切回歸正常

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‪一切

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‪羅馬法院

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‪重新審查克拉拉帕加尼的案子後

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‪確認當事人必須
‪在原先指定的日間照護中心

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‪繼續待六個月

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‪-說話啊！
‪-不行

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‪說話啊！

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‪一定是混蛋帕里斯幹的好事

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‪由於這是坐牢的替代量刑

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‪本席提醒妳務必要按規定報到

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‪否則就要受罰入獄

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‪本案將於5月6日再進行複審

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‪但我沒做錯什麼！

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‪-閉嘴
‪-我沒做錯什麼

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‪安靜

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‪不…

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‪-庭上？
‪-什麼？

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‪可以跟您談談判決嗎？

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‪-那件事應該被視為意外
‪-我們不能直接接觸

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‪-聽我說
‪-走開

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‪這是我的人生，我能找誰說去？

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‪為什麼妳不聽我說？拜託
‪你們串通好的嗎？

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‪喂，帕里斯！

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‪帕里斯，你整我嗎？

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‪你在報告上寫我的負面評語
‪昨天卻隻字不提？

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‪我是演員

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‪我下星期要有新劇開演，是巡迴表演

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‪你要去跟製作人解釋嗎？
‪你們把我逼瘋了

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‪-冷靜點
‪-我要瘋了

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‪妳來這裡是因為要為行為負責

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‪那是意外，我不是蓄意縱火

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‪是意外，鑄成大錯

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‪-算我倒楣！
‪-妳不配合

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‪-沒遵照計畫
‪-六個月

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‪-繼續困在這裡
‪-不踏出第一步

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‪-妳不正視問題
‪-我很正常，好嗎？正常！

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‪妳應該慶幸我早已交出報告

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‪妳的“正常”心智
‪居然要妳去停車場堵法官

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‪我哪有堵法官？
‪現在連跟人說話都犯法嗎？

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‪-連說話都不行啊
‪-克拉拉，你他媽要去哪裡？

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‪總之，妳有問題

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‪贊同嗎？

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‪妳不是來玩的，那不是巧合

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‪好好認清這個事實吧

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‪現在開始踢水，用力

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‪好痛

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‪-她說會痛
‪-妳有帶X光片嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪一定是妳表哥吉亞柯莫偷走了

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‪我會找他要，下次帶過來

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‪-好吧
‪-我會記下來

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‪安娜是我唯一剩下的乖孫女

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‪其他都別提了

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‪來吧，游泳

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‪用力踢水

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‪慢一點

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‪慢慢來

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‪去死啦！

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‪抱歉

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‪我瞭解他們，因為他是五…

210
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,291
‪去你媽的，爛人！

211
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,625
‪當時我孫兒五歲
‪不該走到這一步的，但…

212
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,083
‪再也見不到他…

213
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,833
‪去你媽的，混蛋！

214
00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,750
‪我想他

215
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,750
‪見不到他我很傷心

216
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,458
‪除了難過以外

217
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,750
‪妳還有什麼感覺？

218
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:09,750
‪我覺得很羞愧

219
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:12,625
‪非常羞愧

220
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:17,000
‪蘇珊娜，如果試著認清是因為妳的病

221
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,750
‪而不是妳故意造成
‪這樣妳會不會好過一點？

222
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,958
‪哪有辦法？他們把她當成麻瘋病人

223
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,041
‪妳多久沒見到孫子了？

224
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:30,958
‪五個月嗎？

225
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:33,541
‪是年！

226
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,083
‪-妳覺得憤怒嗎，克拉拉？
‪-當然了，五年耶！

227
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,291
‪這個人病了
‪他們沒幫忙就算了，反而害怕？

228
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,041
‪不是這樣，也許不是出於恐懼

229
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,666
‪也許他們不想讓孩子接觸
‪他還不懂的情況呢？

230
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:52,083
‪蘇珊娜
‪妳有權叫大家滾一邊去，叫他們滾

231
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,291
‪不行，這不是恰當的解決之道
‪絕對不是

232
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,458
‪抱歉打擾了

233
00:16:57,041 --> 00:17:01,250
‪我想邀滾球俱樂部的長者們共進午餐

234
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,166
‪你們能煮義大利麵嗎？

235
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,291
‪迪亞哥，你是廚師吧？

236
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,208
‪你覺得行嗎？你能不能搞定？

237
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,625
‪當然可以，帕里斯

238
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,166
‪好極了，我打電話給他們
‪總共有十個人

239
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,250
‪做培根蛋麵的所有材料廚房都有了

240
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,375
‪做這道就太棒了，待會見，謝謝

241
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:46,458
‪抱歉，請讓開，麻煩一下

242
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,291
‪不，妳這樣我無法工作

243
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,875
‪我需要空間

244
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,875
‪我有嚴格的規矩，這樣我沒辦法做事

245
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,083
‪妳看，我叫他切成條狀
‪但他卻切成丁，切丁！

246
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,000
‪這是短條狀，不是切丁，是短條狀！

247
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,166
‪看清楚再抱怨！

248
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,000
‪繼續倒，這樣好多了

249
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,500
‪去死！

250
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,958
‪-確認了
‪-鍋裡留一點水

251
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,375
‪十個銀髮族，年齡介於78至86歲

252
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,458
‪好了

253
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,791
‪-現在關火吧
‪-等等！

254
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:24,000
‪妳能不能別亂碰東西？
‪你放了多少麵？

255
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,416
‪800克

256
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,291
‪我明明告訴你頂多600克！

257
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,958
‪-很明顯你放太多了
‪-沒有，量剛剛好

258
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,833
‪看看主廚說話了！

259
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,416
‪太多了，自己看

260
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,833
‪他媽的狗屁！

261
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,541
‪抱歉，我已經叫兩個人滾了

262
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,708
‪蘇珊娜，他們是滾球俱樂部的
‪兩個老傢伙，沒什麼啦

263
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,291
‪-好噁
‪-哪裡噁？

264
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:09,333
‪很噁，麵都沒入味，太噁了

265
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,208
‪-讓讓
‪-噁心死了

266
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,375
‪你們別煩我，好嗎？

267
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,458
‪這樣我沒辦法工作！

268
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,083
‪真好吃

269
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,000
‪超噁心！

270
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,333
‪-才怪，很好吃
‪-很噁

271
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,041
‪你就是這樣，情緒暴走

272
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,583
‪你覺得自己做不到
‪但你煮的培根蛋麵好吃到爆

273
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,458
‪-你吃吃看，奇普
‪-我剛才吃過餅乾了

274
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,416
‪替身呢？

275
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,083
‪吉娜，妳嘗嘗

276
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,000
‪對吧？告訴他

277
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:41,625
‪很好吃

278
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,291
‪真的很美味

279
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,541
‪我們要把垃圾桶的義大利麵端上桌

280
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,833
‪-妳做什麼？
‪-我們必須端點東西上桌

281
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,333
‪但妳在幹嘛？

282
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,791
‪端這個去吧

283
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,875
‪搞屁啊，你幹嘛啦？

284
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,875
‪想害我燙傷嗎？

285
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,291
‪你有病啊

286
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,625
‪才怪，我沒有

287
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,833
‪-奇普，最高機密
‪-是

288
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,875
‪吉娜，快來幫我

289
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,208
‪拿兩盤

290
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,875
‪拿去，兩盤

291
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,708
‪這個也端去，快

292
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,291
‪-謝謝
‪-值得稱讚！

293
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,250
‪克拉拉，過來，迪亞哥也是

294
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,166
‪快來啊

295
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,750
‪-麵很好吃
‪-是嗎？

296
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,125
‪以後每天都這麼做

297
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,625
‪什麼意思？

298
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,750
‪我是說外面的人沒有義務體諒你們

299
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:03,416
‪聽你們的心聲
‪瞭解你們的創傷、原因和動機等等

300
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:07,875
‪既然外面的人進來了，你們就能藉機

301
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,500
‪展現與他人互動的能力

302
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:14,458
‪我們要暫停做麵包，對外開放

303
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,750
‪開餐廳嗎？

304
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,083
‪他們要我們開餐廳

305
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,875
‪沒錯，做很簡單的

306
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:23,666
‪我們已經有主廚了，除非你們沒興趣

307
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:29,166
‪克拉拉，既然妳說妳不屬於這裡

308
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,583
‪這件事最適合交由妳主導

309
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,666
‪為什麼是我？

310
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,916
‪我不想管理這群人

311
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,583
‪抱歉，我明明更適合做別的事

312
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:40,416
‪-你怎麼看不出來？
‪-想離開這裡嗎？

313
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:42,916
‪說服我吧

314
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,833
‪迪亞哥，明天幫我們做
‪美味的燉飯或主菜好嗎？

315
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:56,541
‪但我每天只做一道菜
‪好嗎？只有一道

316
00:21:56,625 --> 00:22:01,333
‪不能有燉飯又有主菜
‪難不成還要幫他們做甜點嗎？

317
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:02,916
‪好啦，知道了

318
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,375
‪-還有要照我的規矩來
‪-知道了

319
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,416
‪-用我的方式做
‪-好啦，你幹嘛拿我出氣？

320
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,208
‪因為老實說，這整件事太扯了

321
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,916
‪-簡直太蠢了
‪-你大可拒絕他

322
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,083
‪-但你說好
‪-我說不要

323
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,708
‪我還能怎麼說？說我做不到嗎？

324
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:22,541
‪我不知道，但別拿我當出氣筒

325
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,333
‪在這裡轉彎，到了

326
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,583
‪-這裡嗎？
‪-對

327
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:29,291
‪好的

328
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,041
‪是這間才對

329
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,958
‪你秀逗喔

330
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:46,666
‪妳還好意思說！

331
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:50,583
‪居然敢說，妳放火燒房子耶！

332
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,125
‪他們說的嗎？

333
00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,583
‪-什麼？
‪-說我放火燒房子？

334
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,583
‪好吧，但我也破壞過旅館

335
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:10,583
‪別人這麼說，我並不會生氣

336
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,666
‪下車，滾回家去！

337
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,833
‪快滾！

338
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,541
‪-我先解開安全帶
‪-走啦！

339
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:17,833
‪拿好包包…

340
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:20,583
‪我這就走

341
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:21,875
‪我丈夫病了

342
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,041
‪長腫瘤

343
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,291
‪我日以繼夜陪著他

344
00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:35,375
‪不眠不休

345
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,583
‪有一次我打瞌睡，就那麼一次

346
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:44,125
‪當時我點了一根香菸

347
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,208
‪結果窗簾著火了

348
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:49,875
‪我不是故意的

349
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,166
‪那是意外，是該死的意外

350
00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:58,791
‪靠

351
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,375
‪那妳丈夫呢？

352
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,291
‪他死了嗎？

353
00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:07,750
‪沒有，我老公沒事

354
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,666
‪但我為他付出一切

355
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,625
‪陪他做化療

356
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:15,666
‪去醫院

357
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,416
‪吃了那麼多苦後

358
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916
‪他病情好轉了

359
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,291
‪然後他頭也不回離開我

360
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:26,500
‪你懂嗎？

361
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:29,291
‪我心力交瘁

362
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
‪很不開心

363
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,291
‪他就那樣拋下我

364
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,958
‪外人只說我放火燒房子，對吧？

365
00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:45,125
‪人們就是口無遮攔

366
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,625
‪有些人最後會孤獨終老

367
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,875
‪孑然一身

368
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:51,166
‪我知道

369
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,166
‪就像妳今天說的

370
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:00,166
‪一個人生病了

371
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,000
‪一般人都會感到害怕

372
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:03,875
‪就是這樣

373
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:15,416
‪謝謝妳

374
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,541
‪載我一程

375
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:26,958
‪我能進去嗎？

376
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,833
‪我要小便

377
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,666
‪什麼意思？

378
00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,291
‪我是說我能進去嗎？

379
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,916
‪妳想進來？

380
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:49,208
‪妳想…

381
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,416
‪-妳想要…
‪-什麼啊？

382
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,125
‪妳就這樣巴上第一個出現的男人嗎？

383
00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,083
‪沒有，我真的尿急

384
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,208
‪妳要去哪？妳不能進來，妳去哪？

385
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:06,208
‪妳做什麼？

386
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,791
‪你說呢？

387
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:10,166
‪鄰居都認識我

388
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,583
‪妳這個瘋婆娘！

389
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,250
‪（恭喜！）

390
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:29,500
‪（特此通知您已通過申請）

391
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:32,583
‪（從現在起
‪您的餐廳正式在本網站上架）

392
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,291
‪在想像力馳騁的疆界內

393
00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,791
‪瘋狂與天才碰撞交會

394
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,791
‪你的味蕾才能品嘗到

395
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,833
‪最意想不到的美妙滋味

396
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:47,875
‪我有自己的煩惱！

397
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:50,750
‪外星人跟著我

398
00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,541
‪一不留意，他們會抓走我媽！

399
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,125
‪但我不能告訴你！

400
00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:58,666
‪瘋狂表現在
‪米其林水準的主廚設計的大膽菜單上

401
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,083
‪在料理的擺盤方式

402
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:04,416
‪在悠揚的爵士樂演奏中
‪而且到了深夜

403
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,250
‪再配上最後一杯酒神的瓊漿玉液

404
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,208
‪冰箱簡直亂七八糟！

405
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:12,625
‪綠色蔬菜放在最底層

406
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,500
‪根莖類蔬菜放中層

407
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:17,875
‪花椰菜和類似蔬菜
‪放在最頂層，用膝蓋想也知道！

408
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:19,791
‪瘋狂反映在服務上…

409
00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:22,375
‪我負責分配酒，完畢

410
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:25,041
‪包準讓你目瞪口呆

411
00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:31,666
‪這個寶地位於隱密的地點

412
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,666
‪顧客只在訂位時才知道地址

413
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,833
‪這是為了確保能提供他們

414
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:39,416
‪絕對的私密與專屬體驗

415
00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,500
‪這是什麼？

416
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,916
‪沒有啦，這個…能帶給我平靜

417
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,791
‪-是嗎？
‪-因為它們是我們的真我

418
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,916
‪-讓你靜心是吧？
‪-對

419
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,791
‪那是因為你是腦袋秀逗！

420
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,958
‪-沒有
‪-因為這些畫讓人不安

421
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,791
‪-這是真相，真正的我
‪-很嚇人！

422
00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:03,458
‪-我用畫來表達真相
‪-什麼真相？把這些垃圾擦掉！

423
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:04,958
‪不要，這是真正的我！

424
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:08,625
‪-真正個頭，清掉！
‪-妳敢試試看！

425
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,833
‪有一部分的我在妳體內

426
00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:12,583
‪-才怪咧
‪-妳裡面…

427
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:17,083
‪-替身，擦掉這些垃圾！
‪-我叫阿曼多！

428
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,500
‪留著吧

429
00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:44,000
‪也許你和同事鬧得不愉快

430
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,083
‪過了很糟糕的一天

431
00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:50,000
‪或覺得自己毫無價值到極點

432
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,375
‪但只要一踏進夢露餐廳

433
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,916
‪這個地方有種魔力
‪能修補你對世界的信心

434
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,666
‪用它的好客

435
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:04,625
‪熱情，以及老闆震懾人心的魅力
‪帶給你無比驚喜

436
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,000
‪喜歡嗎？

437
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,250
‪很喜歡，謝謝

438
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,125
‪我幫妳戴上

439
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,500
‪抱歉，爸爸

440
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,083
‪是媽媽

441
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:39,000
‪那是誰的手機？

442
00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:44,583
‪我的，我收到的禮物

443
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:50,208
‪寶貝，妳還太小，不該用手機

444
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,958
‪誰給妳的？妳媽？

445
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,708
‪她也有

446
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:04,833
‪他們一起挑的

447
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,541
‪打擾一下

448
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:16,458
‪請問你們是社工吧？

449
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:20,125
‪我想請教一下，你們覺得

450
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:23,416
‪一個10歲的小女孩擁有手機
‪符合社會常規嗎？

451
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,416
‪你太太有孩子的完全監護權
‪她可以決定

452
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:30,583
‪不，但手機不是她買的，是那個蠢蛋

453
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,416
‪這是我女兒

454
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:37,208
‪他無權決定要不要給她用手機

455
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:38,541
‪-對吧？
‪-對，請你冷靜

456
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:41,375
‪-別激動
‪-應該由我或跟她媽媽一起決定

457
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,958
‪-冷靜
‪-不該是他！

458
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,208
‪-冷靜點
‪-他不配，他誰都不是！

459
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,583
‪只是個路人甲！

460
00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,250
‪乖女兒…

461
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,625
‪對不起，寶貝，聽我說

462
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:06,833
‪我撞到了，我不是故意的

463
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:09,500
‪只是撞到了

464
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,916
‪迪亞哥，我受不了了，我受夠了

465
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,291
‪帕里斯說我製造敵對氛圍

466
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,458
‪我耶，你覺得我有製造敵意嗎？

467
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:33,916
‪-怎麼了？
‪-迪亞哥！

468
00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:39,166
‪是你幹的，你闖進屋裡搞破壞

469
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,583
‪你說你沒有家裡的鑰匙了

470
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,166
‪-妳不能來這裡
‪-別碰我，我要去報警！

471
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,416
‪以後你再也見不到碧昂卡
‪那是擅闖民宅！

472
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,083
‪-不是我
‪-你別想再見她！

473
00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:51,416
‪你把門鎖了三段！

474
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,958
‪就算你想自導自演成闖空門

475
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,041
‪還是被我識破了！

476
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,500
‪一定是妳自己關門時鎖了三段

477
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,375
‪而且這樣鎖才對

478
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:02,416
‪怪的是只有達米安諾的東西被損毀

479
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,333
‪所以他搬進我們家住了？

480
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,458
‪他跟碧昂卡一起住在我們家？

481
00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:09,416
‪-不關你的事
‪-說啊

482
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,416
‪我再說一次，別想再見到碧昂卡

483
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,666
‪-就算有社工也一樣！
‪-別那麼說！

484
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,625
‪-你不能見她
‪-別那麼說，別說

485
00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:19,083
‪-我偏要
‪-別那麼說

486
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,291
‪怎麼回事？

487
00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:22,416
‪克拉拉，拜託別來湊熱鬧

488
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,583
‪這個瘋子今天早上闖進我家
‪把東西全弄壞了

489
00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:26,583
‪-住口！
‪-就是這樣

490
00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:29,208
‪應該沒有吧，迪亞哥昨晚在我家過夜

491
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,666
‪我們醒來時…

492
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,708
‪幾點了，小土豆？11點嗎？

493
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:35,791
‪所以不會是他，不可能是迪亞哥幹的

494
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:38,041
‪糟糕，會不會是小偷？

495
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,958
‪妳確定沒東西遺失嗎？

496
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,625
‪他跟我說他沒鑰匙了

497
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:45,291
‪如果你還留著我會很不爽

498
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,500
‪你跟她上床？

499
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,833
‪你沒告訴她啊？

500
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,291
‪不好意思，妳哪位？

501
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,333
‪-克拉拉
‪-克拉拉

502
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:59,916
‪妳一定是黛安娜吧？
‪介意我這麼叫嗎？

503
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,375
‪他們幹得很兇！

504
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:03,208
‪-蘇珊娜！
‪-對不起

505
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:04,208
‪蕩婦！

506
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,791
‪別見怪，她有妥瑞氏症

507
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:11,458
‪我受邀參與這項復健計畫

508
00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:15,083
‪每週來一次，目的是幫助他們銜接

509
00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:18,000
‪日常生活與在治療中心的生活

510
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,083
‪對吧，親愛的？

511
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:26,833
‪門一定是我鎖的，應該吧

512
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,500
‪這段時間壓力很大

513
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:32,000
‪我先走了

514
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,083
‪很高興見到你過得很好

515
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:37,791
‪對不起

516
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,166
‪-再見，黛安娜
‪-再見

517
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,500
‪你闖進她家？

518
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:47,875
‪-妳這個謊話精
‪-不，別用那個詞

519
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:50,416
‪那不是重點
‪重點是她以為你已經改頭換面

520
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,625
‪而且跟一個優秀的好女生交往

521
00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:56,208
‪她已經整整十年沒跟我道過歉

522
00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,125
‪樂意效勞

523
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:06,375
‪但那裡每個人都又老又無趣

524
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,000
‪我知道，但妳要往好的一面想

525
00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:13,208
‪妳的十個代幣

526
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,125
‪什麼好的一面？

527
00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:19,000
‪我是說今天，妳跟我兩人

528
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,875
‪要找點樂子

529
00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,291
‪呱呱！

530
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,375
‪-呱呱
‪-呱呱

531
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,916
‪用這個踏板控制速度

532
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,958
‪腳踩加速，放開就會剎車

533
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,166
‪但我很害怕！

534
00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:09,875
‪沒必要怕，想著養老院的老頭
‪瞄準好，砰！

535
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:12,666
‪然後直接撞上去！

536
00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:15,375
‪砰！

537
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,375
‪妳好！

538
00:35:31,666 --> 00:35:34,750
‪阿德萊德，我再去櫃台換代幣

539
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,041
‪我馬上回來

540
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:39,791
‪我去去就回！

541
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:43,916
‪安娜？

542
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,583
‪她跑去哪了？

543
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:58,708
‪安娜？

544
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,416
‪給我十個代幣，好嗎？

545
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,250
‪阿德萊德？

546
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,500
‪糟糕！

547
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,500
‪阿德萊德？

548
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:32,333
‪停車，阿德萊德！

549
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,750
‪阿德萊德，妳怎麼了？

550
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:35,958
‪救命！

551
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:37,375
‪怎麼搞的？

552
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,500
‪醫生說心情放輕鬆

553
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:43,291
‪只是手腕有點骨折，好嗎？

554
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,375
‪你們徹底檢查過了嗎？

555
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:48,458
‪早安

556
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,666
‪-你好，德帕斯卡利斯
‪-早安

557
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,250
‪我是這位老太太住的養老院的院長

558
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,125
‪-發生什麼事？
‪-沒什麼

559
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,833
‪我說過很多次了

560
00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:04,083
‪我跟這位女士好好坐在長椅上

561
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,625
‪她突然莫名奇妙跌下去

562
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:08,666
‪我不知道她有沒有撞到頭

563
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,625
‪所以我要求做電腦斷層掃描

564
00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:13,583
‪確保她回到養老院後

565
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,625
‪不會有哪條腦血管爆掉

566
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:18,291
‪莫名其妙白白死了！

567
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:20,541
‪阿德萊德

568
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:23,666
‪妳從長椅上摔下去嗎？

569
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,500
‪今天很棒

570
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:31,625
‪我玩得很開心

571
00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:37,125
‪請跟我來簽她的出院文件

572
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:43,166
‪我不明白怎麼能把長者託付給那種人

573
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,916
‪-還是法官決定的
‪-克拉拉

574
00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:48,458
‪妳老是讓自己陷入百口莫辯的處境

575
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,875
‪還有，請妳拿下那個手環

576
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:02,333
‪妳好

577
00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,166
‪你好

578
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:08,416
‪知道嗎，蘇珊娜到處走

579
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,333
‪逢人就說：“他們幹得很兇！”

580
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:16,416
‪每個人都以為我們在一起
‪聽到了嗎？每個人！

581
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,375
‪然後呢？

582
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:22,791
‪連帕里斯都聽說了

583
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:27,083
‪-帕里斯聽到什麼關我屁事？
‪-再來兩份肉丸

584
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:29,208
‪他們幹得很兇！抱歉

585
00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:31,500
‪她還叫四個老頭滾開

586
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,583
‪-說話啊！
‪-我不是故意的

587
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:36,791
‪就算不是故意妳還是說了，妳也滾吧

588
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,625
‪她整天都這樣

589
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:41,916
‪走到哪就跟全中心的人說
‪“他們幹得很兇！”

590
00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:46,458
‪我會被惹毛也很正常吧？

591
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,875
‪要是被我的誰聽到…

592
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,375
‪你搞出一堆爛攤

593
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,458
‪我收拾好，而你想瞞著大家
‪這叫正常嗎？

594
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:56,291
‪-妳瘋了嗎？
‪-你說什麼？

595
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,500
‪妳這個瘋…

596
00:38:57,583 --> 00:38:59,416
‪-冷靜
‪-你說瘋子嗎？

597
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,666
‪好

598
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,541
‪我沒瘋！

599
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,333
‪我沒瘋！

600
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:07,791
‪聽懂了嗎？

601
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:10,750
‪我沒瘋，是累壞了！

602
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,500
‪我今天很不順！

603
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:14,875
‪我累了！

604
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:18,000
‪有人過得不順遂，不管！

605
00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:20,291
‪我們罵她是瘋子！

606
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:21,625
‪罵她吧！

607
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,041
‪我今天過得很糟

608
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:55,750
‪好了啦

609
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:58,833
‪我不覺得妳是瘋子

610
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,208
‪起碼不是臨床上認定的

611
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,750
‪很好笑是嗎？

612
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,041
‪有一點

613
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,166
‪擅闖私宅的人還好意思說

614
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,000
‪沒有

615
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,833
‪-有
‪-沒有

616
00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:18,958
‪那是我家！

617
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,166
‪他才是闖進我家的人

618
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:25,333
‪他睡我的床

619
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,958
‪用我的夜燈

620
00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:31,791
‪每天早上起床看到我女兒
‪而我卻不能！

621
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:32,875
‪好啦，你說得對

622
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:37,375
‪-我哪裡有擅闖？
‪-冷靜，你說得對

623
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,375
‪我很生氣

624
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:51,375
‪我很怕碧昂卡

625
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,791
‪會忘了我

626
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:03,375
‪我媽媽，在我四歲的時候

627
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:04,791
‪拋下我離開

628
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,708
‪她一夕間離家出走

629
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,583
‪從此再也沒出現過

630
00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:13,791
‪我連她的樣貌都不記得了

631
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:16,208
‪我有300張我爸的照片

632
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:21,208
‪但我媽的卻沒半張

633
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,458
‪但我記得一件事

634
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,625
‪她總是唱著…

635
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:42,166
‪瑪莉蓮

636
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,166
‪-瑪莉蓮？
‪-瑪麗蓮夢露的歌

637
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,250
‪那首歌

638
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:58,166
‪妳懂嗎？我不希望碧昂卡重蹈覆轍

639
00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:02,000
‪也忘了我的長相

640
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:15,583
‪-可惡，下雨了
‪-對啊

641
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:18,583
‪我們過去那裡吧

642
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:26,458
‪見鬼了！

643
00:43:27,916 --> 00:43:29,333
‪妳像隻落湯雞

644
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:33,375
‪雨下得好大

645
00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,458
‪妳的手機響了

646
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
‪對

647
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,833
‪喂？

648
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:50,458
‪晚安

649
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,208
‪對

650
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:57,958
‪很抱歉，接下來六週訂位都滿了

651
00:43:59,041 --> 00:43:59,875
‪好

652
00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:01,750
‪沒辦法

653
00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,875
‪當然可以

654
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,708
‪沒問題，再打來吧

655
00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:07,833
‪我們等候您的來電，晚安

656
00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:12,458
‪沒事

657
00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:17,250
‪什麼六週的訂位都滿了？

658
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:18,291
‪沒什麼

659
00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:23,333
‪妳戲弄我嗎？我就在這裡，全聽到了

660
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,375
‪沒有啦，我寫了評論在…

661
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,750
‪-在什麼？
‪-我架設了一個網頁

662
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,791
‪簡介的網頁，放在網路上

663
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:34,291
‪介紹一家不存在的餐廳

664
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,666
‪但如果真的存在，就像我們的餐廳

665
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:41,041
‪所以妳編造我們烹飪工作坊的謊言？

666
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:42,875
‪這樣說很難聽

667
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:44,916
‪等等

668
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,458
‪來吧，你看

669
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:50,250
‪“夢露餐廳充滿紐約街區的特色

670
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:53,833
‪但恰好離家很近
‪品味超凡，水準極高”

671
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:57,791
‪-妳寫的？
‪-不是我

672
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,958
‪寫的人從沒去過餐廳

673
00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,833
‪只是看了我的評論

674
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:02,791
‪懂了嗎？

675
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:04,375
‪不懂

676
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:08,250
‪我的意思是有人寫這些評語

677
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,333
‪但從來沒去過餐廳

678
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:14,083
‪很多人狂打電話來訂位

679
00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:16,000
‪但我總是說全滿了

680
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:19,000
‪-妳能這麼做嗎？
‪-當然可以

681
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,583
‪-不行
‪-可以

682
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,375
‪-不，妳不能這麼做
‪-當然可以

683
00:45:23,458 --> 00:45:27,833
‪他要我們經營餐廳
‪又沒說不能做美夢

684
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,458
‪況且這讓我很開心

685
00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:41,833
‪進來，門沒鎖

686
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,125
‪可以進來嗎？

687
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,166
‪請進

688
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:55,958
‪好喔

689
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,833
‪-快進來
‪-妳好

690
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,541
‪找地方坐吧

691
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:17,875
‪我們已經收到超過一千封電郵

692
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,125
‪什麼電郵？

693
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,833
‪夢露餐廳的訂位信

694
00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:25,333
‪那請別說“已經”

695
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:26,250
‪好吧

696
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:30,708
‪總之我們的排名從吊車尾
‪短短三天就爬到第一千五百名

697
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:31,708
‪真假！

698
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,541
‪為什麼要叫夢露？

699
00:46:40,041 --> 00:46:41,583
‪我得去拿東西過來

700
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:45,041
‪總之我在俄羅斯有個表姨

701
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:48,208
‪後來她在俄羅斯開餐廳

702
00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:50,833
‪很棒的點子，她總是在餐廳裡表演

703
00:46:50,916 --> 00:46:52,291
‪她長得很像瑪莉蓮

704
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:56,500
‪不知道什麼奇妙的基因排列組合
‪我長得神似表姨

705
00:46:57,958 --> 00:47:00,666
‪試鏡時還有人說過
‪“妳是夢露的翻版”

706
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,500
‪所以我才想：“那就取名為夢露吧”

707
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,166
‪實際上，夢露本人是金髮藍眼

708
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:08,750
‪錯了，她本來是褐髮，染成金髮

709
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,666
‪還去隆鼻和拉高髮線

710
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:13,750
‪-她是金髮藍眼
‪-不，你想想看

711
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:17,375
‪從照片不可能分辨得出來
‪她是黑眼珠

712
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:19,625
‪然後再點上痣和小瑕疵

713
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,666
‪-電影裡可以看出…
‪-他們創造出謎樣人物，全是假的

714
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:23,833
‪自己去看電影吧

715
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:33,666
‪妳要刮鬍子嗎？

716
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:38,416
‪沒有，我在做要拍照的料理

717
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,791
‪-用刮鬍泡嗎？
‪-對

718
00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,416
‪真假？

719
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
‪妳是說那是假的？

720
00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:53,500
‪認真？

721
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,541
‪太扯了

722
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,083
‪我看過人家做

723
00:47:59,791 --> 00:48:01,333
‪我一個藝術家朋友

724
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,875
‪換做是我，不會放那些莓果

725
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,375
‪漂亮

726
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:21,875
‪這張沒有這張好看

727
00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:23,375
‪-哪張？
‪-這張

728
00:48:24,541 --> 00:48:26,333
‪因為這裡有點空

729
00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:30,291
‪-太多留白了
‪-需要一點…

730
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,125
‪-我們該用什麼？
‪-這是啥？

731
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,666
‪不行，那是亮光漆

732
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,708
‪我們需要鮭魚慕斯，對吧？

733
00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:38,833
‪鮭魚慕斯，要怎麼做？

734
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,375
‪用妳的腳

735
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:43,041
‪-不行
‪-可以

736
00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:44,583
‪-不要，我不幹
‪-放上來

737
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:46,708
‪-把蛋放在妳腳上
‪-休想

738
00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:48,333
‪-腳放上來
‪-用你的腳啊！

739
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:49,916
‪-不行，我的太多毛
‪-不要！

740
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,583
‪拜託，把腳放在盤子上

741
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,166
‪我要怎麼擺放？

742
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,666
‪朝光線的地方傾斜

743
00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:59,416
‪這就對了，別動

744
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,583
‪-像這樣嗎？
‪-對

745
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,541
‪-太噁心了
‪-別動

746
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,500
‪-超噁
‪-別動

747
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,416
‪好了

748
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,166
‪-拍照吧
‪-別亂動

749
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:11,041
‪-快拍啊
‪-靜止別動

750
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,083
‪-像這樣嗎？
‪-對，別動？

751
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,333
‪-好了
‪-看看成果

752
00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,000
‪天啊！

753
00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,333
‪很不可思議吧

754
00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,041
‪-對啊
‪-好扯

755
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,791
‪用這張吧

756
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:33,125
‪還有這張

757
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,750
‪但你是怎麼看我的？

758
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,750
‪我不是指你這個人

759
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:45,958
‪而是指從男人的角度，大體來說

760
00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:48,833
‪對我這個女人
‪你怎麼看，有什麼想法？

761
00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:50,250
‪不知道

762
00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:51,833
‪這個嘛…

763
00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:55,333
‪妳外表瘦瘦的

764
00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:58,208
‪但仔細看的話

765
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:01,958
‪妳屁股蠻大的，對吧？

766
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:09,125
‪但妳到底是做什麼的？

767
00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:10,625
‪（最佳女主角）

768
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:12,583
‪什麼都沾一點吧

769
00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:17,500
‪廣告、電影、電視劇

770
00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,041
‪但我沒看過妳

771
00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:34,833
‪我播我的告別作給你看，過來

772
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,125
‪等等

773
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,125
‪你們有仔細看嗎？

774
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,208
‪這一切…

775
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,000
‪沒錯

776
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,916
‪這所有的一切

777
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,875
‪以前都不可能發生

778
00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:55,208
‪直到現在

779
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:56,958
‪此時此刻

780
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:58,666
‪成真了

781
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:03,458
‪我跟一個南韓導演拍的

782
00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:06,208
‪地點在德國東柏林

783
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,750
‪搭起來的攝影棚

784
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:09,166
‪太棒了！

785
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:12,458
‪我也沒看過這支廣告

786
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,250
‪可以理解

787
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:19,625
‪因為目標是亞洲市場，你不可能看到

788
00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:25,750
‪-再播一次好嗎？
‪-好

789
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,000
‪不是，親愛的

790
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,666
‪-是！
‪-不是

791
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:31,708
‪你看

792
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:35,666
‪上面寫那裡很高級
‪有穿著一身黑的服務生

793
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,125
‪餐廳就叫夢露，對吧？

794
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,708
‪對，我是在那裡上班

795
00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:45,250
‪你看，還有你的照片呢

796
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:47,333
‪看到了嗎？

797
00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:55,375
‪“餐廳主廚是羅馬地區少見

798
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,750
‪有實力而又兼具
‪高雅品味的料理達人”

799
00:51:58,875 --> 00:51:59,916
‪誰是主廚？

800
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,666
‪就是我

801
00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,625
‪我是主廚

802
00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:07,500
‪太棒了！

803
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,750
‪你也找時間帶我去吧！

804
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,166
‪這個嘛…

805
00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:13,291
‪那個…

806
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:21,208
‪碧昂卡說她想來這裡
‪參觀我上班的地方

807
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,666
‪我該怎麼辦？帶她來嗎？

808
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,833
‪不行

809
00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:31,625
‪你當然不能帶她來

810
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,875
‪隨便扯一些原因

811
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:39,458
‪我幫你修圖，你再拿給她看

812
00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:42,041
‪-你看這張多棒
‪-我做不到

813
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,875
‪我不像妳

814
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:47,333
‪我無法看著她的雙眼胡說八道

815
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,875
‪感覺糟透了

816
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,666
‪好吧

817
00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:55,625
‪你愛怎樣隨你便，我幫不上忙

818
00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:59,791
‪有時我們必須硬著頭皮去做
‪才能解決困境

819
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:26,083
‪如果我們真的開張呢？

820
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:27,125
‪什麼？

821
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:29,875
‪夢露

822
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,708
‪什麼意思？

823
00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:39,375
‪我們在旁邊留下地址，正式開張

824
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:42,291
‪夢露餐廳開始營業，碧昂卡就能來了

825
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,041
‪-不行
‪-我們可以

826
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,833
‪不行就不行，夢露不是真的餐廳

827
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,875
‪只要加上地址，就成真了

828
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:52,583
‪除了不是真的
‪夢露還是我的，我的心血

829
00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:57,166
‪我做的事能讓碧昂卡感到驕傲
‪妳明白嗎？

830
00:53:57,250 --> 00:54:00,208
‪有什麼好驕傲？這裡髒死了

831
00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:04,041
‪夢露不存在，不能開張，別再說了

832
00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:07,291
‪都怪我告訴你網站的事

833
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:12,375
‪對，因為妳只會出一張嘴
‪等到真的要付諸行動時

834
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,708
‪妳就嚇到挫屎

835
00:54:14,708 --> 00:54:17,708
‪妳只會編造天方夜譚！

836
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:20,750
‪因為妳是騙子

837
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,791
‪-妳是騙子！
‪-你想怎樣？

838
00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:24,291
‪-妳想怎樣！
‪-你幹嘛？

839
00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:27,291
‪你才嚇到挫屎！
‪你怕她會帶走你女兒！

840
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:29,708
‪-怕的是你，不是我！
‪-去你的！

841
00:54:29,791 --> 00:54:32,041
‪去你的！

842
00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:37,375
‪把菜單撿起來

843
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:45,541
‪你搞什麼啊！

844
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,166
‪很好

845
00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:56,958
‪幹得好

846
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,416
‪總是那麼冷靜從容又沉著

847
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,958
‪-幹嘛用抹布？那樣止不住
‪-起碼我動手了

848
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:17,208
‪沒有鉗子什麼的嗎？

849
00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,291
‪有，應該放在抽屜

850
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:22,791
‪萬一被帕里斯知道，我們就慘了

851
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,833
‪你這個混蛋！

852
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,208
‪-讓我來吧
‪-好啊，水電工先生

853
00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:33,083
‪-動手啊
‪-是閥門鬆了

854
00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:45,708
‪壁畫毀了！

855
00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:47,625
‪-沒有毀掉，只是有點褪色
‪-阿曼多

856
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,375
‪-去死啦！
‪-他們來了

857
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:52,708
‪-真的毀了，20公分的積水和水花
‪-好吧

858
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:53,916
‪去死啦！

859
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,791
‪-我們試著…
‪-去你的！

860
00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:58,708
‪-我知道妳很高興
‪-並沒有

861
00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:02,000
‪-好了，大家試著保持冷靜
‪-我並不高興

862
00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,458
‪這就是人生

863
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,625
‪有些挫敗你們必須面對

864
00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:13,000
‪吉娜，別製造噪音好嗎？

865
00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:25,250
‪好了，我們試著平靜下來

866
00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:28,791
‪傾聽內在的心聲

867
00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,208
‪奇普，請說

868
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,583
‪我失業了

869
00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:42,208
‪這讓我非常焦慮

870
00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:46,291
‪妳覺得很搞笑嗎，克拉拉？

871
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:50,583
‪“我失業”四天，等東西乾

872
00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:52,958
‪我們可以趁機休息，真令人鬆一口氣

873
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:54,083
‪被我發現了！

874
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:57,333
‪你們都來三年了

875
00:57:57,416 --> 00:58:00,375
‪連圍成一圈坐下來都辦不到

876
00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:03,500
‪那跟這件事有何關聯？

877
00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:06,041
‪-有關係嗎？
‪-很有關係！

878
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:07,583
‪他們幹得很兇！

879
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:12,000
‪迪亞哥，你似乎很緊繃、憤怒

880
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,458
‪別扯到那裡去

881
00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,041
‪但是你們想想

882
00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:18,958
‪如果我們避而不談

883
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:23,666
‪就不會發現在場每個人都有損失

884
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,000
‪不對

885
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:31,333
‪有些人沒有失去任何東西

886
00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:34,750
‪因為他們一無所有

887
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:35,708
‪身無長物

888
00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:36,833
‪但他說錯了

889
00:58:36,916 --> 00:58:40,000
‪因為工作坊的每個人都有重視的東西

890
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,833
‪好比什麼？

891
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:43,916
‪比如他們自己

892
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,208
‪還有能打破慣例
‪創造個人與群體共有事物的機會

893
00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,458
‪基本上全都很重要

894
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:11,458
‪你能把聲音轉到15或19嗎？

895
00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:12,875
‪不要轉17，因為…

896
00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:20,708
‪謝謝

897
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:27,125
‪是誰？

898
00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:30,166
‪不知道，我不去開

899
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:35,958
‪誰啊？

900
00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:39,791
‪是誰？

901
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:40,916
‪克拉拉

902
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,458
‪妳想幹嘛？

903
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,208
‪-開門
‪-為什麼？

904
00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:55,166
‪我開就是了！

905
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,208
‪等等

906
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:12,041
‪不，別進去那裡，等一下

907
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,875
‪-你好
‪-妳好

908
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:19,708
‪你跟你爸一起住？

909
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,708
‪只是暫時的

910
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:36,916
‪他們一直奪命追魂Call

911
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,416
‪有個男的還一天打三通

912
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:43,041
‪我說聖誕節前都滿了
‪但他偏要在聖誕節訂位

913
01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:44,375
‪你相信嗎？

914
01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,625
‪所以呢？

915
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,208
‪所以…

916
01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:56,083
‪所以妳答應了？

917
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:02,583
‪我們要開張？

918
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,541
‪我們會鑄下大錯

919
01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:09,416
‪-嘿，妳相信我嗎？
‪-不相信

920
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,958
‪-好吧，那妳相信自己嗎？
‪-這什麼問題啊？

921
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:14,708
‪-我不相信自己
‪-糟糕，太糟了，妳應該有自信

922
01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:17,083
‪我想過了，我們只有三個問題

923
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:19,916
‪-第一，名字怎麼唸？
‪-夢露

924
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,375
‪唸夢露

925
01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:26,791
‪好吧，第二，我每天只做一道菜

926
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:27,958
‪不是兩道，只有一道

927
01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:30,583
‪第三，其他人怎麼辦，他們有點…

928
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:33,333
‪不怎麼辦，我們什麼都不說

929
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,041
‪-他們沒必要知道
‪-但有些人很壞

930
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:38,791
‪會欺負他們

931
01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:41,583
‪也對

932
01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:44,041
‪我想先供應培根蛋麵

933
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:47,291
‪你們曾經因為無法溝通感到無力嗎？

934
01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,041
‪是的，無法溝通

935
01:01:50,541 --> 01:01:55,250
‪這個可怕的東西箝制我們
‪讓我們感到孤立無援

936
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:58,708
‪而且懼於看到他人受苦？

937
01:01:58,791 --> 01:02:00,708
‪沒錯，因為這是事實

938
01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:03,625
‪別人的痛苦太可怕了

939
01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:05,958
‪但我們不明白原因

940
01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:10,083
‪也許我們以為只要推開
‪就能不受影響？

941
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,958
‪要不要打開看看？

942
01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:17,583
‪天啊！

943
01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:20,583
‪很酷吧？

944
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:27,125
‪奇普，你看什麼看？

945
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:28,916
‪只是做點改變

946
01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:34,666
‪餐廳有可疑動靜，重複…

947
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:37,583
‪不知怎麼的，我覺得畫得很漂亮

948
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:39,416
‪很有型

949
01:02:40,041 --> 01:02:42,666
‪傳達出某種深意，去你的，混蛋！

950
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:43,583
‪阿曼多！

951
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,125
‪謝謝

952
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,416
‪不如你把這裡重新上漆吧？

953
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,083
‪你可以盡情展現天分

954
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:53,416
‪但這次用點色彩

955
01:02:54,291 --> 01:02:55,166
‪去你的！

956
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:03,041
‪基於這個想法，夢露餐廳將要提供

957
01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:04,208
‪全新的共同體驗

958
01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:07,625
‪結合最具顛覆性的當代藝術表演

959
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:11,708
‪以及主廚巧手洗鍊出的萬千滋味

960
01:03:11,791 --> 01:03:14,375
‪每晚只提供一道獨特料理

961
01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,750
‪吉娜的藝術作品凸顯出不可言喻

962
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:21,708
‪令人痛苦的深刻孤寂

963
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,750
‪我在整理東西

964
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:28,333
‪當然少不了
‪替身用壁畫表現的形象藝術

965
01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:31,791
‪潜移默化地對我們灌輸質疑
‪也許真正的自我遠在他方

966
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,458
‪過得更自由、快樂

967
01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:36,750
‪每晚我們的藝術家奇普

968
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:39,250
‪還會安排令人又愛又恨的對話

969
01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:42,833
‪如果運氣夠好，得到蘇珊娜服務

970
01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:47,458
‪她的表達方式
‪將促使你反思現今社會的種種暴力

971
01:03:47,541 --> 01:03:50,125
‪你知道如果公布地址

972
01:03:50,208 --> 01:03:52,875
‪人們會真的找上門吧？

973
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:57,166
‪這就是我們公布的目的啊

974
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,166
‪好吧

975
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:03,875
‪你來吧

976
01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,750
‪所以，別再自己嚇自己

977
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:10,666
‪這一次就讓其他人

978
01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:12,666
‪無論是陌生人或狂人

979
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:15,041
‪帶你經歷獨一無二、絕無僅有的體驗

980
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:16,000
‪別擔心

981
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:17,625
‪因為也許狂人

982
01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:22,291
‪比想像中與你更貼近

983
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,083
‪-任務完成
‪-好了，我去關燈

984
01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:34,500
‪操他媽的！

985
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:39,500
‪開燈，完畢，聽到了嗎？

986
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,916
‪謝謝

987
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:14,875
‪情況失控，重複，情況失控

988
01:05:14,958 --> 01:05:18,875
‪我會繼續臥底，但我需要支援

989
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,875
‪嘿

990
01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:58,916
‪今晚怎麼搞的？

991
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:02,958
‪不知道啊

992
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,041
‪我想我做不到

993
01:06:07,708 --> 01:06:11,041
‪我今天能待在廚房嗎？

994
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:11,958
‪不行

995
01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:14,708
‪太丟臉了

996
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:18,000
‪蘇珊娜

997
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,125
‪蘇珊娜，抬頭挺胸
‪拿出自信，妳得保持冷靜

998
01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:24,875
‪我保證今晚不會有人有意見

999
01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:26,625
‪好好享受吧

1000
01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:29,875
‪快，去吧

1001
01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:49,458
‪我想大家都點培根蛋麵吧

1002
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,833
‪我們該說什麼？

1003
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:00,666
‪你們應該點喝的

1004
01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:02,125
‪對喔

1005
01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:03,541
‪好吧

1006
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,833
‪-五杯啤酒？
‪-去你的，混帳，操你的！

1007
01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:09,541
‪抱歉

1008
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,166
‪五杯啤酒

1009
01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,750
‪他們太猛了！

1010
01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:18,916
‪你耍我們！

1011
01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,708
‪天曉得你還瞞著我們多少事！

1012
01:07:21,791 --> 01:07:24,875
‪-這是表演的一部分
‪-你瞞了多少！

1013
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,833
‪我知道你有事沒告訴我們

1014
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:30,791
‪-怎麼了？
‪-我都看穿了！

1015
01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,541
‪你吵什麼？真是瘋了

1016
01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:34,833
‪-冷靜
‪-怎麼回事？

1017
01:07:34,916 --> 01:07:37,958
‪他沒在水裡加鹽，迪亞哥生氣了

1018
01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:39,708
‪他沒這麼做，因為懷疑有陰謀

1019
01:07:39,791 --> 01:07:43,083
‪你有事瞞著我們，我要告訴帕里斯！

1020
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,000
‪不准你接近帕里斯半步，聽到了嗎？

1021
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,083
‪冷靜

1022
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:48,083
‪不，冷靜下來！

1023
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:51,708
‪-住手！
‪-我要找媽媽

1024
01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,416
‪我看穿一切了，我都看到了

1025
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,708
‪網路上有個網站

1026
01:07:56,791 --> 01:07:58,583
‪-你們有陰謀！
‪-媽媽！

1027
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:02,375
‪媽咪，我要找媽媽！
‪別殺我，我要媽媽！

1028
01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:04,708
‪-冷靜，把刀給我
‪-看著我

1029
01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:06,208
‪-我要找媽媽！
‪-看我！

1030
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,000
‪-冷靜
‪-看著我

1031
01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:10,958
‪-看我這邊
‪-謝謝

1032
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:14,500
‪你神經錯亂了！

1033
01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:16,333
‪-他威脅我！
‪-哪有！

1034
01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:18,291
‪-他威脅我！
‪-我沒有！

1035
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,833
‪我沒有神經錯亂，有陰謀

1036
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:22,500
‪我頭腦很清醒

1037
01:08:22,583 --> 01:08:26,416
‪-清醒？你拿著刀耶！
‪-帕里斯來了！

1038
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:28,083
‪-可惡！
‪-他聽到吼叫聲！

1039
01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:31,208
‪叫帕里斯來，他拿刀威脅我
‪你們都是證人

1040
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:33,500
‪-我是證人！
‪-胡說！

1041
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:35,083
‪蘇珊娜，別走！

1042
01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:38,291
‪站住！都別動！

1043
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,000
‪-你有陰謀！
‪-沒錯

1044
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:43,333
‪的確有陰謀

1045
01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:46,166
‪我們只是打一些廣告

1046
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,333
‪-可以嗎？
‪-對

1047
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,541
‪好了，宣傳一下而已

1048
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,916
‪為了要…

1049
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,833
‪賺點錢

1050
01:08:58,333 --> 01:09:01,250
‪才能去巴布亞幾內亞

1051
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,375
‪自由過生活

1052
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:06,416
‪就這樣

1053
01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:12,041
‪-自由生活？
‪-對，自由生活

1054
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,041
‪對吧？

1055
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:15,041
‪-對
‪-知道了吧

1056
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,833
‪-確定嗎？
‪-確定

1057
01:09:17,916 --> 01:09:20,333
‪真的，迪亞哥沒說謊

1058
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,708
‪所以別鬧了

1059
01:09:23,291 --> 01:09:27,583
‪我們這一小群狂人要團結起來

1060
01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:29,750
‪對抗外界

1061
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,666
‪好嗎？我們是團隊

1062
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:37,708
‪外面高朋滿座，我們今晚要好好表現

1063
01:09:37,791 --> 01:09:39,708
‪讓帕里斯刮目相看

1064
01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:43,333
‪看我們大顯身手，就是這樣

1065
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,291
‪那麼，現在…

1066
01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:48,666
‪義大利麵，沒加鹽而且冷掉了

1067
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:52,375
‪好吧，那就灑點鹽在上面或重煮
‪讓客人等十分鐘吧

1068
01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,583
‪-沒辦法
‪-為何？

1069
01:09:53,666 --> 01:09:55,583
‪沒麵條，用完了

1070
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:59,291
‪-我們沒料到這麼多人
‪-我還有20張單耶

1071
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,583
‪-去買一點吧
‪-我嗎？

1072
01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:02,791
‪-對，快去
‪-現在嗎？

1073
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:04,083
‪-對
‪-不用偽裝嗎？

1074
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:05,125
‪對

1075
01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:08,250
‪阿曼多，幫我做草莓米爾普瓦

1076
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,666
‪-什麼？
‪-切成小塊

1077
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:15,833
‪我忘了放鹽都這麼做，直接灑在上面

1078
01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:17,583
‪那不是鹽，是糖

1079
01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:21,291
‪他們從最後一道開始吃，先吃甜點

1080
01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:24,958
‪好了，吉娜，進去餐廳
‪外面沒人顧，妳去掌控大局

1081
01:10:25,041 --> 01:10:26,625
‪去吧，別擔心

1082
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:30,416
‪-好了
‪-然後呢？

1083
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,416
‪放一點進去，摘掉葉子

1084
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,583
‪好了，很完美

1085
01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,875
‪鮮奶油！

1086
01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:43,958
‪咖啡粉

1087
01:10:44,041 --> 01:10:44,916
‪鮮奶油！

1088
01:10:46,791 --> 01:10:48,333
‪他的拿手絕活

1089
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:54,000
‪放上草莓和…一小塊餅乾

1090
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:54,916
‪搞定！

1091
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,250
‪誰要試味道？

1092
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,083
‪直接上菜吧，沒時間了

1093
01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:02,791
‪蘇珊娜，妳端出去
‪告訴客人今晚有獨家料理

1094
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:05,625
‪我們推出“逆式晚餐”

1095
01:11:05,708 --> 01:11:08,041
‪別用那種表情，要篤定沉著

1096
01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,666
‪因為妳有信心
‪就能說服他們，好嗎？

1097
01:11:10,750 --> 01:11:11,875
‪逆式晚餐

1098
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:15,208
‪給我，快

1099
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,250
‪去吧，一定行的！

1100
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:22,125
‪我們辦得到，對

1101
01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:26,375
‪-嘿
‪-怎樣？

1102
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,375
‪幹得好

1103
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:41,583
‪解釋一下什麼情況好嗎？

1104
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:43,583
‪行銷啊

1105
01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:46,458
‪外界走進來了

1106
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:49,000
‪我們應付得來，對吧？

1107
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,458
‪逆式晚餐上菜

1108
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,250
‪可以跟你聊幾句嗎？

1109
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,708
‪-請說
‪-餐點太棒了，我們很佩服

1110
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:07,333
‪-多謝誇獎
‪-謝謝

1111
01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:10,250
‪再見

1112
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:16,625
‪他們整晚不停稱讚我，每個人都是

1113
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,875
‪我也是，為什麼啊？

1114
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:21,833
‪不知道

1115
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:23,208
‪嘿

1116
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,166
‪怎麼了？

1117
01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:31,541
‪嘿

1118
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:37,833
‪你知道我們做了什麼嗎？

1119
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,416
‪我們辦到了！

1120
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,125
‪我們要去哪裡？

1121
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,166
‪小聲點

1122
01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:11,750
‪這邊

1123
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:14,083
‪-過來
‪-妳確定嗎？

1124
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:19,541
‪跟著我做

1125
01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:26,083
‪一條腿先跨過來，快點！

1126
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:27,416
‪我覺得

1127
01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,208
‪這是犯法的…

1128
01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:31,500
‪當然是犯法

1129
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:34,416
‪-一定是犯法的
‪-好了啦

1130
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:37,000
‪我偷溜進來幾千次了，只有一次被逮

1131
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,041
‪哇！

1132
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:40,791
‪哇喔！

1133
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,333
‪太大了吧！

1134
01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:50,666
‪天啊！

1135
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:54,500
‪18、19

1136
01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:56,500
‪20

1137
01:13:57,958 --> 01:13:59,375
‪我要去抓你了！

1138
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:04,291
‪不！

1139
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:07,083
‪不行！

1140
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,333
‪不！

1141
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,541
‪我超厲害的！

1142
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:16,875
‪別跑

1143
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,750
‪我累壞了

1144
01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:25,166
‪總之呢…

1145
01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:29,333
‪妳是天才

1146
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:31,041
‪怎麼說？

1147
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:35,833
‪因為妳想出這個瘋狂點子

1148
01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,750
‪看看妳怎麼付諸實行

1149
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:40,625
‪還有妳怎麼拖我下水！

1150
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,250
‪懂我的意思吧？

1151
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:43,375
‪不過…

1152
01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:48,208
‪那不是我的點子，我…

1153
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:52,666
‪我在雜誌上看到倫敦有人這麼做

1154
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,833
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

1155
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:59,083
‪好吧，但是妳…

1156
01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:02,291
‪交出可圈可點的成績

1157
01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:06,458
‪還有我跟你說老公的事
‪也跟事實有出入

1158
01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:10,000
‪是嗎？

1159
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:12,416
‪對，因為他從事金融業

1160
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:15,666
‪他經常不在家，而且…

1161
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:18,083
‪對我毫不關心

1162
01:15:18,166 --> 01:15:19,291
‪所以我…

1163
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:23,791
‪捏造了很多事

1164
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:26,333
‪好比虛構的試鏡機會

1165
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,916
‪或虛構的舞台劇巡演

1166
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:34,000
‪但我在妳家看到海報

1167
01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:36,375
‪都是假的

1168
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,166
‪是妳做的？

1169
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,458
‪-全都是假的？
‪-全部

1170
01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,875
‪後來有一天

1171
01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:55,583
‪他去劇院看我

1172
01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:01,041
‪當然撲了個空

1173
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:06,958
‪所以等他回家後，我大吵大鬧

1174
01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:11,416
‪指責他跟同事搞外遇

1175
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,416
‪但我知道沒這回事

1176
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,750
‪我很清楚，但…

1177
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:20,750
‪我只是希望他關注我一下，一下就好

1178
01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:29,208
‪-被忽視的感覺很糟
‪-糟透了

1179
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:33,916
‪所以當他說要離開我時

1180
01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:35,916
‪我告訴他…

1181
01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:41,416
‪我不知道哪根筋不對，但我說

1182
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:45,625
‪“要是你離開我
‪我就放火燒窗簾，我數到三”

1183
01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,291
‪“一、二、三”

1184
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:50,916
‪他用挑釁的表情看著我
‪“敢的話就動手啊”

1185
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,083
‪我還能怎麼辦？

1186
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:56,291
‪如果不動手，我的話就信不過了

1187
01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:59,416
‪-所以我只好點燃窗簾
‪-當然了

1188
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,041
‪-你懂嗎？
‪-我懂

1189
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,041
‪但後來

1190
01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:06,375
‪不只窗簾著火，整間房子都陷入火海

1191
01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:08,333
‪還波及鄰居的房子

1192
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:11,166
‪鄰居不在，但他們養的狗在家

1193
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:14,250
‪牠死了，被活活燒死

1194
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:15,375
‪天啊！

1195
01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:18,291
‪這就是我

1196
01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,083
‪我真差勁！

1197
01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:24,291
‪太差勁了！

1198
01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:25,708
‪不，別這麼說

1199
01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:27,458
‪現在魔法解除了

1200
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,291
‪你會離開，丟下我一人

1201
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:41,625
‪他們仗著人多就覺得自己有理

1202
01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:45,750
‪誰？

1203
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:49,291
‪“正常”人

1204
01:17:58,875 --> 01:17:59,875
‪我們來做一件事

1205
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:05,000
‪妳跟我，知道我們要做啥嗎？

1206
01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:07,583
‪做最好的自己

1207
01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:10,083
‪妳要停止

1208
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000
‪捏造亂七八糟的謊言

1209
01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:14,083
‪真的，聽好

1210
01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:17,333
‪我也會不再情緒失控

1211
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:21,500
‪這是我們的祕密

1212
01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:24,125
‪我們做最好的自己

1213
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:25,916
‪一起努力，好嗎？

1214
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,291
‪而且，我們都瞭解

1215
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,750
‪自己的清況，對吧？

1216
01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:46,416
‪想不想一起去吃牛角麵包？

1217
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:53,583
‪-牛角麵包？
‪-想去嗎？

1218
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:05,458
‪喂？

1219
01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:07,458
‪八個人嗎？

1220
01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:09,041
‪名字呢？

1221
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:12,291
‪好極了，多謝，再見

1222
01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:17,625
‪喂？

1223
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,333
‪慶生嗎？是，幾個人？

1224
01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:31,958
‪至少要等兩小時

1225
01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,583
‪真的很抱歉，操你媽的，卑鄙混蛋！

1226
01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,500
‪好的，我們等

1227
01:19:37,583 --> 01:19:40,166
‪-我先幫你登記，請問大名？
‪-艾曼紐

1228
01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:50,250
‪吉娜！替身！

1229
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:54,083
‪你有事嗎？跑來我面前曬幸福！

1230
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,541
‪-居然跑來這裡！
‪-起來！

1231
01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:57,083
‪他是真的我！

1232
01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:58,500
‪-表演的一部分
‪-他瘋了

1233
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:01,500
‪-他是真正的我！
‪-只是表演啦，不可思議

1234
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:03,250
‪替身！簡直難以置信！

1235
01:20:03,333 --> 01:20:04,625
‪-他是…
‪-不可思議！

1236
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:07,750
‪太厲害了！奇普過來！
‪他一點也不像你好嗎？

1237
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,291
‪我很害怕，太多人了，我害怕

1238
01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:13,916
‪沒關係，這是人之常情

1239
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:17,416
‪說得過去啊，畢竟是你初次接觸外界

1240
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:20,333
‪沒什麼好怕，沒有東西會威脅你

1241
01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:22,750
‪這是個機會，奇普，一個新契機

1242
01:20:26,166 --> 01:20:27,541
‪-天啊！
‪-有人贊助的

1243
01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:31,375
‪知道嗎，他們送了一堆東西來

1244
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:32,750
‪讚喔，老大！

1245
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:36,833
‪我喜歡這個稱號
‪去吧，東西都在外面，快去搬

1246
01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:45,083
‪我們在全市一萬三千五百家餐廳中
‪擠進前一百名

1247
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:51,000
‪實際上是一萬三千五百零一家

1248
01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:53,375
‪你相信嗎？

1249
01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:14,708
‪有附近的人通報

1250
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,125
‪是滾球俱樂部的老人投訴吧

1251
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:21,833
‪小姐，妳知道你們不能演奏音樂嗎？

1252
01:21:22,666 --> 01:21:24,875
‪為什麼不行？

1253
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:26,291
‪你們有許可證嗎？

1254
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,208
‪嘿

1255
01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:41,833
‪你看

1256
01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:46,916
‪我是不是說會處理？看吧，我搞定了

1257
01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:50,791
‪今天碧昂卡要來

1258
01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:53,375
‪我們先用搖擺樂來暖場

1259
01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:54,708
‪很好啊，不是嗎？

1260
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,166
‪熱情一點嘛

1261
01:21:58,583 --> 01:21:59,583
‪本日特餐是什麼？

1262
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,166
‪醬汁義大利麵

1263
01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:05,250
‪醬汁義大利麵

1264
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,666
‪一定很美味

1265
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:31,041
‪嗨

1266
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,666
‪我做了妳最愛吃的料理

1267
01:22:35,541 --> 01:22:38,333
‪-餐廳很漂亮
‪-謝謝，請入座吧

1268
01:22:45,250 --> 01:22:46,458
‪我馬上過來

1269
01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:15,791
‪謝謝

1270
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:36,125
‪真好吃！

1271
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:44,708
‪請大家好好享用晚餐，我們馬上回來

1272
01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:05,958
‪各位晚上好

1273
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:10,625
‪今晚，我想唱首歌獻給一個朋友

1274
01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:12,666
‪因為…

1275
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,375
‪他知道原因

1276
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:34,833
‪他們會抓走她，真的，那就是信號

1277
01:25:18,625 --> 01:25:20,458
‪妳幹嘛，怎麼不唱了？

1278
01:25:20,541 --> 01:25:22,541
‪-我突然怯場
‪-但是…

1279
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:28,041
‪妳看，妳的表演很精采啊，繼續吧

1280
01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:30,291
‪-不要
‪-如果妳不唱，那我來唱

1281
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,291
‪到時情況會更慘不忍睹

1282
01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:49,208
‪-來嘛，一起唱
‪-不要，想都別想

1283
01:25:49,291 --> 01:25:50,833
‪-別讓我自己唱
‪-我不唱

1284
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,583
‪-來嘛！現在怎麼唱？
‪-別逼我啦

1285
01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:55,750
‪“我不渴望”

1286
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,125
‪-我…
‪-不渴望

1287
01:26:36,416 --> 01:26:37,541
‪我就說吧！

1288
01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:41,416
‪開個玩笑，不好意思

1289
01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:46,125
‪去死啦！

1290
01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,375
‪你唱得超爛！

1291
01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:58,333
‪妳還好意思說！

1292
01:27:00,083 --> 01:27:02,375
‪妳幹嘛穿成那樣？

1293
01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:05,041
‪還戴了假髮！

1294
01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:07,625
‪為什麼這麼說？

1295
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:10,833
‪我花了很多心思耶

1296
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,458
‪我唱了你的主題曲

1297
01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:35,000
‪-才怪，是我唱的
‪-我也有唱

1298
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:37,666
‪要不是我上台…

1299
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:40,666
‪-我唱比較多
‪-但我也有唱

1300
01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,625
‪-老天，對不起，我以為…
‪-沒關係

1301
01:27:55,541 --> 01:27:56,625
‪別介意

1302
01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:01,666
‪沒事，只是…

1303
01:28:03,791 --> 01:28:05,041
‪這樣不太…

1304
01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,500
‪這不太恰當

1305
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:11,000
‪你說得對，確實不…

1306
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:16,833
‪不好意思，但哪裡不恰當？
‪我覺得很恰當啊

1307
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,875
‪我是說

1308
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:23,875
‪我的問題已經夠多了

1309
01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:25,958
‪如果又加上妳…

1310
01:28:29,458 --> 01:28:31,166
‪所以我也是問題嗎？

1311
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:36,041
‪我的意思是，如果我…

1312
01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:37,458
‪跟妳這樣的人交往

1313
01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:41,416
‪他們會把碧昂卡帶走
‪我就永遠見不到她了

1314
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:48,208
‪除非法官重新審查

1315
01:29:02,041 --> 01:29:02,875
‪靠！

1316
01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:04,708
‪該死！

1317
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:07,583
‪靠！

1318
01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:13,083
‪可惡！

1319
01:29:13,166 --> 01:29:15,291
‪我要找經理

1320
01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:21,916
‪我把燈光調暗，客人們就開始跳舞

1321
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:23,500
‪我們有麻煩了

1322
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,375
‪那裡也有

1323
01:29:28,166 --> 01:29:29,000
‪還有那邊

1324
01:29:30,208 --> 01:29:31,083
‪有三個

1325
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:34,291
‪你好，有什麼事嗎？

1326
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:36,416
‪晚安，女士，不確定妳曉不曉得

1327
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:39,125
‪在餐廳演奏音樂需要許可證

1328
01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:40,208
‪可以出示許可證嗎？

1329
01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:43,083
‪我明白
‪你以為我們無照演奏音樂嗎？

1330
01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:44,833
‪我相信你們有，請讓我看看

1331
01:29:44,916 --> 01:29:47,458
‪我們當然有許可證，我都說有了

1332
01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:49,916
‪我必須過目，小姐，麻煩出示

1333
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,375
‪抱歉，我們有許可證
‪去拿吧，我們有證照

1334
01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:58,458
‪但我很不爽被人懷疑

1335
01:29:58,541 --> 01:30:01,666
‪我可是行家，當然有許可證！

1336
01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,541
‪-在這裡
‪-你怎麼了？

1337
01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:10,333
‪開門時撞到鼻樑

1338
01:30:11,750 --> 01:30:12,583
‪在這裡

1339
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,958
‪女士，妳耍我們嗎？

1340
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:20,041
‪抱歉，怎麼會呢？

1341
01:30:20,125 --> 01:30:22,791
‪因為這是偽造的文件
‪妳從哪裡取得的？

1342
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:23,791
‪怎麼會是假的？

1343
01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:25,166
‪是偽造的

1344
01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:27,041
‪你們不能演奏音樂

1345
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:29,708
‪叫他們停下來，檢查身分證

1346
01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:32,750
‪你們兩個把身分證放在這裡
‪你拿這些

1347
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:33,958
‪我們檢查一下

1348
01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:36,250
‪別交出身分證

1349
01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:38,958
‪妳要以身作則，先交出身分證

1350
01:30:39,041 --> 01:30:41,500
‪-別拿出身分證
‪-立刻交出來！

1351
01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:43,166
‪著火了！

1352
01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,083
‪著火了！

1353
01:30:45,166 --> 01:30:46,250
‪起火了！

1354
01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:48,416
‪所有人快離開！

1355
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:49,833
‪快去封鎖出口

1356
01:30:49,916 --> 01:30:52,833
‪-她說了！
‪-著火了！

1357
01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:00,166
‪出去，所有人離開！

1358
01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:02,083
‪-去死啦！混蛋
‪-妳好大的膽子

1359
01:31:02,166 --> 01:31:05,458
‪-我是公權力！
‪-操你媽的公權力！

1360
01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:07,000
‪我們都自由了！

1361
01:31:07,083 --> 01:31:08,708
‪-碧昂卡！
‪-都自由了！

1362
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,833
‪-碧昂卡！
‪-怎麼回事？

1363
01:31:11,916 --> 01:31:14,416
‪-爸，你怎麼了？
‪-沒事，我自己抓傷的

1364
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,041
‪走吧，走這邊

1365
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:18,500
‪-我們走這裡
‪-自由了！

1366
01:31:19,375 --> 01:31:22,458
‪爸，我不知道你會唱歌，太酷了！

1367
01:31:24,541 --> 01:31:25,708
‪來吧，我們走

1368
01:31:33,833 --> 01:31:35,875
‪自由！我們都自由了！

1369
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:09,958
‪要罰多少錢？

1370
01:33:10,833 --> 01:33:12,500
‪現在妳有興趣知道了？

1371
01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:19,375
‪-一萬九千歐
‪-好吧

1372
01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:22,708
‪老實說，只是一首歌也罰太重了吧

1373
01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:24,333
‪妳偽造許可證

1374
01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:28,375
‪侮辱警察，應該說妳打他們

1375
01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,375
‪有個17歲的青少年

1376
01:33:40,458 --> 01:33:42,833
‪他碰海洛因，主要是用來吸食

1377
01:33:45,125 --> 01:33:47,708
‪但他最熱愛的是化學藥丸

1378
01:33:47,791 --> 01:33:50,458
‪像是雪球啦、夏娃啦

1379
01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:52,875
‪LSD旅程啦

1380
01:33:53,375 --> 01:33:57,125
‪麥角二乙胺能帶來特別美妙的快感

1381
01:33:57,208 --> 01:33:59,458
‪但代價很大

1382
01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:02,541
‪會造成嚴重幻覺與恐慌

1383
01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:05,958
‪某天，有個朋友打電話給他

1384
01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:09,083
‪他去找他，那個朋友的弟弟

1385
01:34:10,375 --> 01:34:13,208
‪剛買了一輛小機車

1386
01:34:13,833 --> 01:34:15,583
‪加上一頂帥氣的安全帽

1387
01:34:15,666 --> 01:34:18,875
‪全罩式，色彩繽紛，非常昂貴

1388
01:34:20,541 --> 01:34:22,208
‪他跟他借安全帽

1389
01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:25,208
‪朋友拒絕了，他很寶貝，因為是新的

1390
01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:27,625
‪後來他們開始玩遊戲

1391
01:34:27,708 --> 01:34:31,750
‪最後他把他朋友和弟弟
‪背靠背綑綁起來

1392
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,250
‪他們動彈不得後

1393
01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:35,916
‪他拿走朋友的安全帽和皮夾，溜走了

1394
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:38,458
‪他賣掉安全帽

1395
01:34:38,541 --> 01:34:42,916
‪買了一大堆毒品，不顧一切瘋狂吸食

1396
01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:48,000
‪急救員用擔架把他抬上車時
‪他想回應對方

1397
01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:50,041
‪但他無言以對

1398
01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:51,916
‪他意識清楚，就是說不出話

1399
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:55,916
‪然後他害怕了起來

1400
01:34:58,250 --> 01:35:00,375
‪知道那一刻我意識到什麼嗎？

1401
01:35:02,125 --> 01:35:04,750
‪雖然我很生氣，但不清楚氣的是誰

1402
01:35:05,541 --> 01:35:10,125
‪我想玉石俱焚
‪但真正毀掉的卻是我自己

1403
01:35:11,416 --> 01:35:16,791
‪我意識到
‪如果能把一絲精力用在其他地方

1404
01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:20,833
‪也許對人生會更有幫助

1405
01:35:22,541 --> 01:35:25,166
‪所以那一刻我下定決心，也付諸實行

1406
01:35:31,708 --> 01:35:33,333
‪登上前一百大餐廳

1407
01:35:33,416 --> 01:35:36,041
‪妳知道自己有多成功嗎？

1408
01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:40,541
‪簡直不可思議
‪而且妳讓他們都參與了！

1409
01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:43,166
‪他們不覺得羞恥，反而很自豪

1410
01:35:47,416 --> 01:35:49,250
‪但妳又毀了一切

1411
01:35:50,791 --> 01:35:53,166
‪我不懂為什麼

1412
01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:56,666
‪妳總是想當最壞的自己

1413
01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:14,041
‪這個

1414
01:36:15,125 --> 01:36:18,375
‪-這是什麼？
‪-轉到留院機構的文件

1415
01:36:18,458 --> 01:36:19,541
‪什麼意思？

1416
01:36:20,125 --> 01:36:21,541
‪妳要轉院

1417
01:36:22,041 --> 01:36:24,541
‪什麼留院機構？我要睡在那裡？

1418
01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:26,416
‪-對
‪-不

1419
01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:29,625
‪-我不想去，不要
‪-很抱歉，妳不能待在這裡

1420
01:36:29,708 --> 01:36:31,750
‪-可惜這由不得我決定
‪-不要

1421
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:44,625
‪-迪亞哥也要去嗎？
‪-不，他待在這裡

1422
01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:48,000
‪我們會採取一些行動
‪但他會繼續在這裡治療

1423
01:36:58,250 --> 01:36:59,958
‪知道我為什麼喜歡妳嗎？

1424
01:37:01,750 --> 01:37:03,875
‪因為那個小男孩

1425
01:37:04,875 --> 01:37:05,958
‪至今還存在

1426
01:37:07,875 --> 01:37:09,375
‪我每天都跟他奮戰

1427
01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:12,791
‪祝妳好運，克拉拉

1428
01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:22,333
‪打擾了

1429
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:24,000
‪你好

1430
01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:35,291
‪安娜？

1431
01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:37,916
‪我醒著

1432
01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:39,333
‪當然啦

1433
01:37:41,083 --> 01:37:43,541
‪換做我，看到這些東西也會打瞌睡

1434
01:37:46,666 --> 01:37:48,166
‪總之…

1435
01:37:50,541 --> 01:37:53,333
‪我只是過來祝妳聖誕快樂

1436
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:55,291
‪享受佳節吧

1437
01:37:56,208 --> 01:37:57,541
‪明天還能見到妳嗎？

1438
01:37:58,458 --> 01:37:59,708
‪明天不會

1439
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:06,000
‪接下來幾星期我會比較少出現

1440
01:38:07,708 --> 01:38:09,291
‪妳很哀傷，怎麼了？

1441
01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:14,208
‪妳的臉色好差

1442
01:38:17,916 --> 01:38:18,750
‪這個嘛…

1443
01:38:20,958 --> 01:38:23,083
‪我不只是臉色很差

1444
01:38:24,208 --> 01:38:25,166
‪實際上，我…

1445
01:38:26,166 --> 01:38:27,250
‪一敗塗地

1446
01:38:29,583 --> 01:38:32,333
‪我做了荒唐的事

1447
01:38:32,416 --> 01:38:34,500
‪莫名奇妙說一堆謊話

1448
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,250
‪我受夠自己了

1449
01:38:39,166 --> 01:38:40,166
‪我說出來了

1450
01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:43,583
‪也許妳說得沒錯

1451
01:38:46,916 --> 01:38:50,375
‪但遇見妳是我這輩子最美好的事

1452
01:38:57,541 --> 01:39:01,083
‪明天見，我做醬燒肉丸給妳吃

1453
01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,708
‪老闆想沿用你的單一料理做法

1454
01:39:10,791 --> 01:39:12,250
‪我們喜歡獨特性

1455
01:39:18,958 --> 01:39:21,250
‪請跟我來，我帶你參觀廚房

1456
01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:35,166
‪面試進行得怎麼樣？還好嗎？

1457
01:39:36,791 --> 01:39:37,833
‪應該還不錯

1458
01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:40,541
‪他們開多少月薪？

1459
01:39:41,541 --> 01:39:42,416
‪義式餃子？

1460
01:39:43,958 --> 01:39:45,041
‪你做的嗎？

1461
01:39:48,208 --> 01:39:50,291
‪他們開月薪五千歐

1462
01:39:52,625 --> 01:39:53,583
‪不好意思喔

1463
01:39:54,333 --> 01:39:58,416
‪月薪五千歐你怎麼還一張苦瓜臉？

1464
01:40:00,166 --> 01:40:04,000
‪你小時候我應該多踹你幾下

1465
01:40:04,083 --> 01:40:06,041
‪讓你的腿變得紅通通！

1466
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:10,375
‪對啊，也揍這個沒媽的孩子幾拳吧

1467
01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:14,041
‪要不要順便賞幾巴掌？

1468
01:40:14,125 --> 01:40:15,291
‪聽好，迪亞哥

1469
01:40:16,333 --> 01:40:18,541
‪到此為止吧

1470
01:40:18,625 --> 01:40:22,000
‪專注於你擁有的一切

1471
01:40:22,666 --> 01:40:24,875
‪別再掛念那些不要你的人

1472
01:40:25,541 --> 01:40:28,791
‪因為還有別人很在乎你

1473
01:40:28,875 --> 01:40:31,083
‪有人很重視你

1474
01:40:32,916 --> 01:40:36,375
‪甚至願意忍受

1475
01:40:37,208 --> 01:40:38,791
‪你的青春期

1476
01:40:39,541 --> 01:40:40,875
‪相信我

1477
01:40:41,875 --> 01:40:43,500
‪簡直跟打越戰一樣

1478
01:40:46,250 --> 01:40:50,583
‪這個人，我剛才說的人，就是我

1479
01:40:52,250 --> 01:40:54,666
‪無條件愛著你

1480
01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:57,750
‪接受你原來的樣子

1481
01:40:59,125 --> 01:41:03,458
‪也就是一個超級

1482
01:41:04,458 --> 01:41:06,083
‪討厭鬼

1483
01:41:07,916 --> 01:41:10,583
‪好啦，你是有點不正常

1484
01:41:11,166 --> 01:41:13,291
‪但我們都走到這一步了

1485
01:41:15,333 --> 01:41:16,708
‪不是人人都能做得到

1486
01:41:17,791 --> 01:41:18,833
‪相信我

1487
01:41:24,625 --> 01:41:28,583
‪但我不想自己接受這份工作

1488
01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:35,666
‪那就想清楚

1489
01:41:36,750 --> 01:41:40,958
‪這個女孩雖然有錯在先

1490
01:41:41,541 --> 01:41:43,125
‪但她容忍你

1491
01:41:44,125 --> 01:41:45,083
‪所以呢

1492
01:41:46,291 --> 01:41:48,291
‪要好好把握她

1493
01:41:51,625 --> 01:41:53,125
‪別放她走

1494
01:42:15,750 --> 01:42:18,083
‪共用浴室在樓梯附近

1495
01:42:18,875 --> 01:42:20,375
‪晚上7點吃晚餐

1496
01:42:22,125 --> 01:42:23,416
‪早上6點

1497
01:42:23,500 --> 01:42:27,250
‪交通車會載妳去檔案館
‪下午3點再送妳回來

1498
01:42:28,916 --> 01:42:31,375
‪這是妳的房間和床鋪

1499
01:42:33,416 --> 01:42:35,916
‪大家一小時後在樓下迎接妳

1500
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:37,666
‪歡迎妳

1501
01:42:38,458 --> 01:42:39,333
‪謝謝

1502
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,625
‪一趟前往地心的旅程…

1503
01:42:57,166 --> 01:42:58,583
‪兩隻鞋踩在太陽裡

1504
01:43:00,208 --> 01:43:03,375
‪跟大家一起，我想唸快一點

1505
01:43:11,125 --> 01:43:12,833
‪很好，再隨興些

1506
01:43:12,916 --> 01:43:16,041
‪因為他們跳來跳去，翻著筋斗…

1507
01:43:16,833 --> 01:43:17,666
‪歡迎

1508
01:43:18,333 --> 01:43:20,541
‪-小姐妳好
‪-坐吧

1509
01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:23,666
‪所以他們很活潑

1510
01:43:23,750 --> 01:43:26,833
‪但很不幸，我女兒把些給我

1511
01:43:26,916 --> 01:43:30,500
‪我還能怎麼辦？
‪丟進泳池嗎？我做不出來

1512
01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:33,125
‪-對，非常
‪-好吧

1513
01:44:02,791 --> 01:44:04,166
‪妳消失了

1514
01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:08,041
‪你想怎樣？

1515
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:13,375
‪嘿！

1516
01:44:17,083 --> 01:44:20,791
‪妳不能那樣毫無預警失蹤！

1517
01:44:23,458 --> 01:44:26,500
‪誰讓你進來的？你想幹嘛？

1518
01:44:26,583 --> 01:44:28,583
‪你說我對你沒好處

1519
01:44:28,666 --> 01:44:31,250
‪你要我怎樣？當你的護士嗎？
‪你想幹嘛？

1520
01:44:31,333 --> 01:44:32,875
‪聽我說，嘿

1521
01:44:33,375 --> 01:44:34,708
‪聽著

1522
01:44:34,791 --> 01:44:37,041
‪我缺了一角

1523
01:44:38,083 --> 01:44:41,208
‪好嗎？一直以來都有殘缺

1524
01:44:42,125 --> 01:44:43,958
‪現在我找到了

1525
01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,291
‪妳知道

1526
01:44:47,083 --> 01:44:48,375
‪我也知道

1527
01:44:49,333 --> 01:44:54,125
‪我很快樂
‪因為我知道我能過得更好，懂嗎？

1528
01:44:54,208 --> 01:44:58,458
‪所以妳不能隨便消失

1529
01:44:59,458 --> 01:45:00,500
‪你自己說的

1530
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:03,000
‪你說我是問題

1531
01:45:04,291 --> 01:45:06,791
‪你說我們是兩個問題人物

1532
01:45:06,875 --> 01:45:09,333
‪你知道兩個問題人物碰頭會怎樣嗎？

1533
01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:10,375
‪變成一團亂

1534
01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:11,541
‪-不會
‪-亂七八糟

1535
01:45:11,625 --> 01:45:13,125
‪不，他們會…

1536
01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:16,541
‪他們兩人會相知相惜

1537
01:45:16,625 --> 01:45:20,125
‪就算外界不能理解

1538
01:45:20,875 --> 01:45:25,500
‪我不介意口吃了，因為我知道

1539
01:45:25,583 --> 01:45:29,750
‪不管我有沒有口
‪妳都不在乎，沒有差別

1540
01:45:30,250 --> 01:45:31,375
‪我當然不在乎

1541
01:45:32,083 --> 01:45:33,458
‪妳也一樣

1542
01:45:33,541 --> 01:45:39,583
‪雖然我不明白妳為什麼口不擇言

1543
01:45:39,666 --> 01:45:41,791
‪但對我來說沒差別

1544
01:45:41,875 --> 01:45:44,666
‪因為妳現在的樣子很好

1545
01:45:44,750 --> 01:45:48,833
‪妳就該這個樣子，真的

1546
01:45:53,708 --> 01:45:55,583
‪還是兩個麻煩人物

1547
01:45:55,666 --> 01:45:57,041
‪不對

1548
01:45:57,125 --> 01:45:58,500
‪我們就像…

1549
01:46:00,291 --> 01:46:02,083
‪披薩配無花果

1550
01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:06,458
‪更者更像黑醋配巧克力

1551
01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:09,166
‪聽起來好像不搭嘎

1552
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,375
‪但其實，妳不知道多麼…

1553
01:46:22,541 --> 01:46:25,458
‪還有很多地方需要努力

1554
01:46:37,625 --> 01:46:39,708
‪但我想當巧克力

1555
01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:49,041
‪能不能請妳

1556
01:46:50,083 --> 01:46:51,875
‪吐掉口香糖？

1557
01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:32,333
‪但如果妳是這種反應…

1558
01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:50,791
‪你不是真的覺得我屁股大吧？

1559
01:47:51,541 --> 01:47:53,041
‪是啊

1560
01:47:53,125 --> 01:47:54,833
‪-是的，但我喜歡
‪-討厭…

1561
01:47:54,916 --> 01:47:57,666
‪因為妳很柔軟

1562
01:47:58,625 --> 01:47:59,541
‪是啊

1563
01:48:09,458 --> 01:48:11,625
‪那一次你叫我什麼？

1564
01:48:11,708 --> 01:48:13,500
‪-哪時？
‪-小土豆嗎？

1565
01:48:13,583 --> 01:48:16,166
‪-哪時候？
‪-黛安娜來那次

1566
01:53:15,208 --> 01:53:20,208
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