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I got a star on my car
and one on my chest

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A gun on my hip
and the right to arrest

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I'm the guy who's the boss
on this highway

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So watch out what you're doin'
when you're drivin' my way

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If you break the law
you'll hear from me l know

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I'm working for the state
I'm the highway patrol

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Well, you know me when you see me
'cause my door's painted white

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My siren a- screamin'
and my flashin' red light

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I work all day
and l work all night

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Just to keep the law and order
tryin' to do what's right

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If I write you out a ticket

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Then you better drive slow

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I'm just a-doin' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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I'm the highway patrol
The highway patrol

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My hours are long
and my pay is low

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But l'll do my best
to keep you drivin' slow

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I'm justa-doin' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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[Male Narrating] Meet Charlie--
helpful dad, upstanding citizen...

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and an 18-year veteran of the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land.

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-  [ Whistling ]
- the Rhode lsland State Police.

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That's Charlie's home--
modest, like the man.

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Even though he lived
on the water,

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Charlie wasn't
much of a swimmer...

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which will come into play
a little later in our story.

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But I'm getting way ahead
of myself.

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You know, maybe it's best if we just
go back and begin at the beginning.

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As a young man, Charlie had the world
by its bootstraps.

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He was the best young trooper
on the force...

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and was dating the prettiest
and smartest gal in town.

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Her name was Layla,
just like the melody.

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Mmm, Charlie.

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You have no idea
how much I love you.

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- Yeah ?
- Yeah.

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- Well, will you stay with me
no matter what ?
- Of course, Charlie.

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Well, what if l had to move to the
Arctic, and you could never come home,

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and you had to eat whale blubber
for the rest of your life ?

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- Would you still stay with me ?
- Yeah, I'd stay.

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- But I hope that never happens.
- Yeah, me too.

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[ Cheering ]

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[Narrator]
Well, by spring time,

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they had made it official.

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Boy, let me tell you,

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that was some wedding.

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It was presided over
by Father Ken Gumbert,

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and half the Rhode lsland
State Police Force was in attendance.

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- Congratulations, Charlie.
- Thank you, Captain.

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- [ Engine Starts ]
- [ Cheering ]

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[ Laughing ]

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- Ooh !
- All right.

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- Look what I got.
- Ooh !

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Whoo. Here we go.

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Ah.

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Oh, um, excuse me.
Do you people take checks ?

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Say that again. Do we people
take checks ? You mean, the black man ?

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No, no, no, no, no.
God, no. Your company.

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Don't give me that backtracking
bullshit. That was a racist slur !

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No, it wasn't, really.
I-l would never--

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Tell you what !
I'll make it real easy foryou.

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Why don't you just pay me
in cotton or a cartload of watermelons ?

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Or how's about a couple
of them buckets of fried chicken ?

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'Cause you know how we black people--
we just love fried chicken, Mr. Charlie.

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- Hey, no, come on now. Settle down.
- What's going on ?

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This cat don't believe
a nigger knows how to cash a check.
Ain't that about a bitch !

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Charlie, I don't wanna ever hear you
use the " N" word in this house.

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What ? l-- I never said
anything remotely racist.

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- Oh, so it's
the little people thing then ?
- No !

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You think just 'cause I'm small,
you can just push me around ?

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Well, come on, my friend,
let's boogie.

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- I'm gonna give you a little
lesson in low center of gravity.
- What ?

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- [ Grunting ]
- Hey, whoa, hey, stop it !

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Hey ! Cut it--
Stop it now. Sir !

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Don't patronize me
with that "sir" crap.

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- Whoa, hey, those are illegal.
- [ Gasping ]

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Stop. Oh, God ! Ow !

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- Oh, it's on now ! It's on.
- Charlie !

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[ Groaning ]

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- Charlie, don't hit him !
- [ Screaming ]

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, stop it !
Charlie, stop it !

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Charlie, Charlie. Hey, hey, hey,
just let me handle this. Stop it !

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Excuse me, Mister, um,
"Jackson"--

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Uh-- Oh, stop it !
What-What-What is your first name ?

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- It's Shonte.
- [ Growling ]

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Shonte, I'm-- I am--
I am so, so sorry. I apologize.

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Oh, come on, here.
Let me walk you to your car.

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I just don't have the patience for
people who judge books by their cover.

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And you shouldn't have to.

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Treating me like a dumbshit. I mean,
who does he think he's talking to ?

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I'm a tenured professor
of molecular genetics over at Brown,

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- and I'm head
ofthe Boston chapter of MENSA.
- You're kidding ?

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No. I'm just driving this limo
as a sociologic experiment, that's it.

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- But MENSA ? I'm president
of the Providence chapter.
- No kidding.

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[ Chuckling ]

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[Narrator]Just when Charlie thought
life couldn't get any sweeter,

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old Mr. Stork dropped in
to pay him and Layla a visit.

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- [ Groaning, Screaming ]
- It's a boy !

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Oh, boy, oy, oy.

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Wow !

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He's so-- Wow !

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- [ Panting ]
- Huh ? What ?

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- [ Screaming ]
- Whoa, oh, my God, we're in luck.
He's got company !

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- [ Both Screaming ]
- Push ! Push !

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[Narrator]
Charlie loved those boys so much,

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he just couldn't face
the truth.

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And so he went on with his life,
as if everything was normal.

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Hey, Finneran.
Hey, Buddy.

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- Hey ! Hope you brought
your appetite with ya.
- Oh, I did.

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- Ahh !
- Charlie, your kids look great.

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- Yeah, don't they ? Thanks.
- Uh-huh.

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- Charlie,
- [ Screams ]

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just between you and me,

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did you ever notice that your kids have
sort of a year-round tan ?

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Yeah, well, uh--

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- My great grandmother's half Italian.
- Half Italian ?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that's probably why
the water beads off their hair, huh ?

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[ Sighs ]
Yeah, so ?

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- I mean, a lot of people have
different kind of hair.
- Oh, yeah.

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I mean, what are you--
what are you-- what are you getting at ?

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No, no, I'm just saying is--
You know--

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Come on, Charlie,
goddamn it !

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Those kids' dicks are bigger
than them sausages.

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Knock it off, Finneran. Those are
my children you're talking about.

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- I've been meaning
to ask you about that.
- Finneran !

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Get over here.
It's your turn.

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Charlie, don't mind me.

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It'sj-just the beer talking,
you know ? Whoo !

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Hmm. Sure.

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[Charlie] There's something powerful
bubbling up inside me, Father,

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and I'm afraid that someday,

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if I don't do something,
I'm gonna explode.

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[Sighs] Where does this rage
come from, myson ?

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I don't know.
It's a lot of things, really.

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Take my wife, for example.

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I love her like no other,

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but part of me suspects
that she may be having an affair.

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And I'm-l'm probably
just being paranoid here,

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but I get the feeling...

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that the entire town is
laughing at me behind my back.

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Charlie, that you ?

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[Narrator] Eventually,
Charlie's worst fears were realized.

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I'm so sorry, Charlie.
Really, I am.

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But I have to do this.
I found my soul mate.

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But...
[ Exhales ]

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I thought I was your soul mate.

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Tsk. Oh.

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Come on, legs.
Let's roll, baby.

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I don't know what to say.

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I guess the heart just wants
what the heart wants.

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Bye, Charlie.

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But you said
you'd eat whale blubber.

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Oh, she'll be eating blubber,
all right,just as soon as I free willy.

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- [ Groaning ]
- [EngineStarts]

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[Narrator] It's funny how a man
reacts when his heart gets broken.

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Some break down
and cry like a baby.

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Others, they take out an Uzi
and climb a clock tower.

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But Charlie Bailey gates
didn't seem to react at all.

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He just swallowed hard,

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felt that slab of heartache
slide over the lump in this throat,

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and he locked it all away.

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As you can imagine,
it wasn't easy...

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for little Jamaal,
Lee Harvey and Shonte Junior...

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growing up without a mom,

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but Charlie made that little house into
a big old home, and the boys flourished.

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Let me tell you,
they were smart ones.

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- What are you buildin', fellas ?
- An airplane, Daddy.

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[ Imitating Airplane Engine ]

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- [ Laughing ]
- Bye-bye !

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- [ All ] Bye, Daddy !
- Have a good time at work !

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Bye, Daddy!

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Love you, Daddy!

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Where he can't hide

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-From himself
- No. No !

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Hey ! Stop it ! Jamaal, you're
in a lot of trouble ! Get off that !

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Don'tyou take off in that !

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-How many seas
must a white dove sail
- Shonte Junior,

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How can you keep eatin' that crap
and never gain weight ?

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- I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.
- [ Chuckles ]

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How many times

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-Must the cannonballs fly
- Do you believe his voice ?
That's Gomer Pyle !

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Before they're
forever banned

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- The answer, my friend
- Daddy, can we watch
Richard Pryuor on H.B.O. ?

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-Is blowing in the wind
- Richard Pryuor ?

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- Please.
- Okay.

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In Africa, though,
I go out 
in the country. Whoo!

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You see some lions and shit.
I'm talkin' about real lions,

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not them kind you be
fuckin' with in the zoo.

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You fuck with the lions,
" Hey, lion, motherfucker !"

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Be throwin' shit at it.
Lion be, "Uh-oh, oh!"

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[Narrator] As they have
a way of doing, the years
passed some what regularly.

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And the boys, well,
they came into their own.

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...is make her
toss my salad!

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The guy's like, "Toss my salad?
W-Well, what's that ?"

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Yeah, well,
having your salad tossed...

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means having your asshole
eaten out with jelly or syrup.

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I prefer syrup.

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He's a funny motherfucker.

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[Narrator] Although Charlie's
police work had started to suffer,

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the kids were doing great.

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Damn ! I can't figure out the atomic
mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron.

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Shit, man,
that shit's simple.

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- Look. Tell me this, tell me this.
- What, what ?

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- What's a deuteron made up of?
- Duh, a proton and a neutron.

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Then what's this motherfuckin' electron
doin' right there ?

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- Shit, I don't know.
- Well, get it outta there then !

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Okay, so you sayin' I add up
the atomic masses of the proton
and the neutron, right ?

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- Mm-hmm.
- I sees that, but what do I do
with the goddamn electron ?

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Can I bring it over here ?

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Enrico Fermi would roll over
in his motherfuckin' grave
if he heard that stupid shit.

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I mean, he'd just turn over ass up
in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck.

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Man,Jamaal, man,
just cut my man some slack, dog.

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Look here, I'm just try
in'
to help him save face, all right ?

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He keep askin' questions like that,
motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid.

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- I ain't stupid.
- Mornin', fellas.

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- Oh, hey, Dad.
- Hey, Pops, howyou doin', man ?

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- What's all the commotion down here ?
-Just school shit and shit.

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- How's my little guy doin' ?
- Strugglin'. This quantum
physics is confusing.

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- Ifl don't buckle down,
I'm gonna get myself another B-plus.
- Oh, that'd be whack.

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Man, he so fuckin' dumb,
he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.

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- Give it up, dog.
- Well, you think polypeptide's
a motherfuckin' toothpaste.

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Oh, I gotta get outta here.
I don't want to have to bust a cap.

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Kisses.

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Mm, Daddy.

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- See ya later.
- Love 
ya ! All right.

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[Narrator] Yeah, Charlie was gettin'
a lot of respect inside the house,

225
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:52,090
but outside--
well, that was another story.

226
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,130
Mornin', Ed.

227
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,030
Charlie.

228
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,700
Say, Ed, did you see
where my paperwent today ?

229
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,170
Uh, the wife's got it
in the shitter.

230
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:13,010
Well, could you tell her to throw it
on the porch when she's done ?

231
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,140
Can't you get one at work ?

232
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:25,050
Yeah, I
... suppose I could.
You betcha.

233
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,370
I'd like that

234
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:43,000
If we could cycle
down some lane

235
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,780
I'd like that

236
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:50,680
If we could ride
into the rain

237
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,950
No mess getting wet

238
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,580
I'd be your Albert

239
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,150
If you'd be Victoria

240
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:02,490
Ha, ha
We'd laugh because

241
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:07,370
Each drop would make me
grow up really high

242
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,500
Really high like a really high thing
say a sun flower

243
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:14,440
- Hey, Charlie.
- Hey, George, Herb.

244
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,710
- Hi, Charlie.
- How do, fellas ?

245
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,940
- Hi, Charlie.
- Listen, Dick, I was--

246
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:23,040
Hey, guys, check out
the rack on this one.

247
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,180
Whoa !

248
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:27,550
Oh, yeah,
that's whatdaddylikes.

249
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,960
It looks like a dead heat
in a zeppelin race.

250
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,460
- Yeah, a couple of Hindenburgs, huh ?
- Oh, the humanity!

251
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,690
Come on, guys, take it easy.
She's a mom.

252
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,760
[Laughing]

253
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,980
"She's a mom."

254
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,080
- She's not my mom !
- She's a yummy mom.

255
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,420
- You kill me !
- "She's a mom."

256
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:08,360
Sure, that is good.
Oh.

257
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:12,230
Listen, uh, Dick, I'm sorry,
uh, to botheryou like this,

258
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:17,260
but, uh, uh, your-your-your car
is gonna have to be moved.

259
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,970
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, sure, Charlie, okay.

260
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,810
I should be done here
in another ten or fiifteen minutes.

261
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,380
You know,
I hate to be a stickler, Dick,

262
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,680
but, uh, the law states that you can't
park in one place for more than an hour,

263
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,350
and you've been there for--

264
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,580
goin' on three days now.

265
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:41,160
All right, all right,
the law's the law.

266
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,690
Park it behind the grocery store,
will ya, Charlie ?

267
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,540
Yeah, sure.

268
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:55,710
- This one ?
- [Narrator] There's an old saying.

269
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:59,720
- An ostrich with his head
in the sand makes a lousy cop.
- My fault.

270
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,620
You see, if you can't deal
with your own problems,

271
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,550
- well, it's hard to deal with others'.
- Sweetie.

272
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,460
Sweetie ?
That's kind ofdangerous.

273
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:11,360
You wanna move it up onto the sidewalk,
away from the traffiic ?

274
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:14,890
My dad says you're ajoke,
and I don't have to listen toyou.

275
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,760
[ Sighs ]

276
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,790
Well, your father
is entitled to his opinion,

277
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,870
but I am an officer of the law,
and, uh, by all rights, l--

278
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:30,710
- Fuck off !
- You should watch your mouth,
little girl.

279
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:34,840
[ Screaming ]

280
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,260
[Woman]
Thank you, have a nice day.

281
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:45,260
- Excuse me. Charlie ! Hey !
- Hey.

282
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,760
You mind if l get ahead of you ?
I'm in a wicked rush. Is that okay ?

283
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,860
- Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.
- You're a doll.

284
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:53,030
- Aw.
- Hey, kids, over here ! Now !

285
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:59,110
Didn't I tell you to stay with me ?
Stop ! Put those down !

286
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,110
[Drums]

287
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:13,220
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

288
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,760
[ Groaning ]

289
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,170
[ Exhales ]

290
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:30,840
-[Stops]
- [Chattering]

291
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:45,330
"VagiClean," huh ?
What's the matter, honey ?

292
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,700
Little extra cheese
on the taco ?

293
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,730
- Excuse me.
- No, excuse me.

294
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,300
There's no tag on this.

295
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,400
Price check on VagiClean,
aisle fiive.

296
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:04,780
I repeat. Price check on VagiClean,
aisle fiive. That's VagiClean.

297
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,910
We got a customer down here
with a full-on fallopian fungus.
She's baking aloafofbread,

298
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,750
andl thinkit's sourdough.
[Inhales]

299
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,690
[ Gasps ]

300
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,920
Put a rush on that.

301
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,790
Hey, big guy,
did you hear the news ?

302
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:24,170
My son, Billy, got the lead
in the high school musical.

303
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,670
Well, I guess he likes
the cock after all.

304
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,610
Wha--

305
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,770
[ Muffled Screams ]

306
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:37,280
-  [ Whistling ]
-I'm basically no good

307
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,910
Still wanna skip rope
on the street ?

308
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,080
I'm gonna tell my daddy
on you, Charlie !

309
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:45,060
Wrong answer.
And the name's Hank, fuckface.

310
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,790
[ Continues Whistling ]

311
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:52,960
And l'm not fit to touch

312
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,870
- The hem of your garment
-  [ Whistling ]

313
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,500
And no, no

314
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,800
I'm not fit to touch

315
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:05,240
The hem of your garment

316
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,440
- [Baby Crying]
- [ Gasps ]

317
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,020
[ Growling ]

318
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,450
- [Crying Continues]
- [ Continues Gasping ]

319
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,510
[ Slurping ]

320
00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:18,990
[Continues, lndistinct]

321
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:24,360
- [ Men Screaming ]
- [ Yells ]

322
00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:34,460
There you go, Dick.

323
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:38,770
I parked it for ya.
By the way,

324
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,170
you got a headlight out.

325
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,780
Yeah

326
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:52,550
Oh, no

327
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:55,790
All right

328
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,800
[Continues]

329
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,470
[WomanScreams]

330
00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:22,850
[ Grunting ]

331
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,950
[Grunting Continues]

332
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:29,980
- Mm-mm, that looks good.
- Here you go, Colonel.

333
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,590
Very good, Malcolm.
Thank you.

334
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,000
Colonel, we got a problem.
There's something wrong with Charlie.

335
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,570
- [Dispatcher] One-X to 1 12.
- 1 1 2 responding.

336
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,470
- [Dispatcher] One-X to 1 12.
- 1 1 2 responding.

337
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:43,100
[Narrator] Of course, there's
not much about this sort of thing...

338
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:45,770
in the Rhode lsland
State Police manual,

339
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:50,440
so they sent him up to Boston to see
a team of highly trained head doctors.

340
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,250
They quickly identified
the problem.

341
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,380
You got a major screw loose.

342
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,390
Huh ?

343
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:02,860
- Doctors have diagnosed you
as having a split personality.
- A schizo.

344
00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:06,230
- I-l don't remember any of this.
- That's because...

345
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:10,100
according to that report, it wasn't you
that this was happening to.

346
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:12,100
- It was this other guy.
- Hank.

347
00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:14,730
- Huh ?
- He said his name was Hank.

348
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,780
- And apparently Hank is
trying to get out.
- Tryuing to get out ?

349
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,610
What do you mean, "get out" ?
How did he get in ?

350
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,380
- You created him.
- By not dealing with
your problems, Charlie.

351
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:27,420
[ Inhales Deeply]
Ever since, uh--

352
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,110
[ Stammering ]

353
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:33,720
Well, you know, you've been
avoiding confrontation.

354
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:37,460
- But this guy inside-- he doesn't.
- Hank.

355
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:41,470
Doctors feel that, uh, you've created
this character out of necessity.

356
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,470
You never stick up
for yourself.

357
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,100
- [ Sighs ]
- Charlie,

358
00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,300
why didn'tyou take
a vacation when Layla left ?

359
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,970
Whywould I ?
You know ?

360
00:23:56,050 --> 00:24:00,250
I mean, wives leave their husbands
every day in this countryu.

361
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,840
There's no reason
to shortchange the department.

362
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,860
I mean, it's not like I had the flu.
[ Cryuing ]

363
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:12,460
[Sniffling, Sighing]

364
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,000
Have you picked up
your medication, Charlie ?

365
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:18,500
[ Cryuing Continues ]
Mm-hmm.

366
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,330
[ Sighs ]
I'm really not crazy about it, though.

367
00:24:25,410 --> 00:24:27,350
You know,
it makes me so dry.

368
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:30,040
You have to take it anyway.
Dr. Rabinowitz assure us...

369
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,050
that if you do,
everything'll be fine.

370
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,550
[Woman]
This is abunch ofcrap !

371
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:38,280
No wonder you're the smallest state.
Little mind, little state.

372
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,620
It shouldn't even be a state. It should
be the District of Rhode lsland.

373
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:44,460
- Whatever you say.
- Can you take these
goddamn things off, please ?

374
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:46,520
And could you stop
looking at my ass ?

375
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,630
Pritchard, what--
what's going on out here ?

376
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,000
Well, Colonel, her name's
Waters, lrene P.

377
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:57,410
I pulled her over on 95
for a broken tail light. I ran a check.

378
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,910
She's got an outstanding warrant
in up state New York.

379
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:03,920
- Hit and run ?
- Hit and run. Injured pedestrian
signed a complaint.

380
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:08,280
Oh, well, I think I might remember that.
That is ridiculous.

381
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:11,590
- I've never been in an accident.
Not in my whole life.
- Well,

382
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,990
I've just gotten off the phone
with the New York State Patrol.

383
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,430
They don't seem to think
it's so ridiculous.

384
00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:21,860
Look,j u--
How can we fiix--

385
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:24,160
Were you in Massena, New York,
last Friday, second of May ?

386
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,930
Well, yeah, I live there,
but I didn't have any accident.

387
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:32,100
Look, I'm just driving
down to Block lsland to see my sister.

388
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:37,440
You seem like a nice guy.
Is there anyway you might
let me handle this by mail ?

389
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,080
Unfortunately, Miss Waters,
I'm not the oneyou have to convince.

390
00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:44,350
If there's been a mistake,
you have to clear it up in Massena.

391
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:47,120
What ? Okay, wait.
You--

392
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:49,990
Because of somebody else's mistake,
I have to get in my car...

393
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:53,050
and drive all the way back
to upstate New York ?

394
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,370
No, ma'am.

395
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,400
We'll have one
of our troopers escort you.

396
00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:16,120
- [Phone Ringing]
- Hey, Hollywood, turn
your fucking phone off.

397
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:18,250
- Yeah ?
- [ Irene ] You're an asshole.

398
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,260
Oh, hello, lrene.
What did I do now ?

399
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,230
Listen, I'm sitting at a police station
somewhere in Rhode lsland,

400
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:26,230
and they're shipping me back
to Massena on some bogus crap.

401
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,230
- Sound familiar ?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

402
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,770
- I don't have a clue
what you're talking about.
- Dickie !

403
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,270
Cut the bullshit !
[ Sighing ]

404
00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:41,100
Listen to me, okay ?
It's over, Dickie. It's over.

405
00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,980
So please just stop
messing with me,

406
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:46,920
and call your friends and
tell them to back off, okay ?

407
00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:48,920
Look, I'm being
a straight shooter here.

408
00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:51,110
Ifyou need help,
I'll helpyou.

409
00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:54,320
Just give me all the details. I'll
get to the bottom ofit. All right ?

410
00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:59,830
Massena, New York ? Man, goddamn,
Daddy, that's damn near Canada.

411
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:02,770
I know, I know.
It wasn't my idea.

412
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,430
I gotta take this gal up north,
and then the colonel ordered me
to take a week's vacation.

413
00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:09,670
Why a week ?
Man, that's a long motherfuckin' time.

414
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:13,180
Well, he wants me to rest while
I'm getting used to the medication.

415
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:17,680
Aw, come on, you don't have to worryu
about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.

416
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:20,280
These two motherfuckers can do
the shoppin', and I'll do the cookin'.

417
00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:24,550
Man, you do the cookin' ?
You thoughtyou got chipped beef
from a toothy blowjob.

418
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:29,290
You're gonna have Shonte Junior down
under goddamn 400 pounds. Fuck that.

419
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,520
- Can't have that happen. Okay, guys.
- No, we can't, we can't.

420
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:37,730
I'm not leaving till morning.
You know the rules when I go:
No bitches after 1 1 :00.

421
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,460
[ All Laughing ]

422
00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,470
- All right, Pops !
- Yeah, man.

423
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:44,190
- Bye, Daddy!
- Gotya, Papa!
- Love you, Daddy!

424
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:50,490
Now who the hell's
this lrene honey, anyway ?

425
00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,660
She worked for me
the past couple years.

426
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:55,470
I hired her to be
my golf course super intendent.

427
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:59,810
- We got close.
- No, you got stupid.

428
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:05,470
For the love of shit,
these are the loose ends that can
hang you, Dickie. And me too.

429
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:10,040
- How much does she know?
- She might have gotten wind
of some things.

430
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,780
Yeah, well,
we're gonna find out.

431
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,520
The complaint was signed
by a guy named Peterson.

432
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:17,690
He's with the E.P.A.

433
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,790
E.P.A. ?
I thought they were in our pocket.

434
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:23,490
Well, not all of'em.

435
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,310
- Hang on, ma'am.
- Yeah.

436
00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:52,260
This vacation is
just what Charlie needs.

437
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:55,730
I bet he's a new man
when he gets back.

438
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,030
Ifwe let him back.

439
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,830
What doyou mean ?

440
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:06,100
Well, I mean that he's become
a pretty big liability.

441
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,510
We may have to let him go.

442
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,540
Let him go ? But-But, Captain,
police work is Charlie's whole li--

443
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,610
I know, I know, damn it.
I know.

444
00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:20,460
I found you sittin'
on a suit case cryin'

445
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,390
I found you sittin'
on a suit case cryin'

446
00:29:22,990 --> 00:29:25,090
It's a great time of year
to ride,

447
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,820
Iong as you don't mind
one or two bugs.

448
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,560
I laugh outloud
'causeit's the one thing

449
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,730
I hadn'tbeen trying

450
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:43,400
The train came in breathless
The passengers restless

451
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,920
She said
Baby you'll never change

452
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:51,550
You gotta get gone
You gotta get goin'

453
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:56,790
The world ain't slowin' down
for no one

454
00:29:56,860 --> 00:30:01,300
It's a carnival
callin'out to you

455
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:06,930
It sounds like a song
lt hits you like scripture

456
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,870
Boy, you can't beat
the open road !

457
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:12,240
[ Insect Buzzing ]

458
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:17,540
Weren't you the kid who just
climbed on the merry-go-round

459
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:21,850
Hey look the world
ain't slowin' down

460
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,780
-Hey, hey
- Oh, no !

461
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:31,230
Oh, my goodness.
Geez.

462
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,390
[ Sighs ]
Those damn truckers.

463
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:38,920
You know, you'd think they'd
call someone to come clean this up.

464
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,870
Poor thing.
Oh, that's terrible.

465
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:44,930
- Whew. Whoa.
- Ew.

466
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:48,270
By the looks ofher,
she's been here for a while.

467
00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:51,910
Well, I doubt we're gonna be able
to move her, but we should try.

468
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,970
You wanna get that end ?
Just give it a little push ?

469
00:30:54,050 --> 00:30:57,580
- Really ?
- Yeah, yeah, we should give it a shot.

470
00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,490
- Okay ? Go ahead.
- Okay.

471
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,580
-Just-Just push as hard as you can.
- Yeah, okay.

472
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:05,720
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Mooing ]

473
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,730
-Jesus ! Whoa !
- Oh !

474
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,130
- Okay, youjust--
- Oh, it's still alive.

475
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,430
-Just stand back. I'll take care ofit.
- God, that's terrible.

476
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:18,740
- Oh. Now, don't-don't look, okay ?
- Yeah.

477
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,740
[ Sighs ]

478
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:28,180
Well, old girl, [ Sighs ]
your suffering's over.

479
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,490
[BirdSquawking]

480
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,020
[Narrator]Oh, it ain't always easy
doing MotherNature's work.

481
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,790
- [ Mooing ]
- [ Screams ]
- Oh,J--

482
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,800
[ Grunts ]

483
00:31:49,670 --> 00:31:51,700
[ Sighs ]

484
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,680
Oh.
Do you believe that ?

485
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,580
- No, it's-- Yech.
- [ Mooing ]

486
00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:00,140
- Oh, my God in heaven !
- [ Irene Groaning ]

487
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,810
- Oh, God !
- [ Groaning ]

488
00:32:02,890 --> 00:32:06,050
God ! What the hell
is wrong with you ?

489
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,060
Die !

490
00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,090
Let go!
Let go, girl!

491
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,960
- On to greener pastures. Come on.
- [ Mooing ]

492
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:16,760
They're clear-cutting a place
in heaven foryou. [ Grunting ]

493
00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:20,270
- Come on ! Help me out ! Do something !
- But--

494
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:23,240
- I don't-- [ Stammering ]
- Let go !

495
00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:27,870
Let it go !
Go !

496
00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:32,070
- [ Gurgling ]
- [ Gasps, Sighs ]

497
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,080
[ Pants, Sighs ]
Oh !

498
00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:36,080
[ Panting ]

499
00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:43,250
Well, that was tough,

500
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:46,590
but I thinkwe did
the right thing.

501
00:32:57,070 --> 00:33:00,630
Patrol car, yes.
Okay, thankyou.

502
00:33:02,350 --> 00:33:05,540
- Can I helpyou ?
- Yes, I'm Officer Bailey gates,
Rhode lsland State Police.

503
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:09,570
I have, uh, your prisoner,
Miss lrene Waters here.

504
00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:13,380
- All right. I'll tell them you're here.
- Okay-dee, right-dee.

505
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,390
[Phone Ringing]

506
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:22,100
[Charlie Whistling]

507
00:33:24,230 --> 00:33:27,330
- What are those for ?
- Huh ?

508
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,800
Oh, it'sjust
this stupid thing.

509
00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:35,970
I have to take a pill everyu six hours
or I feel funny. No big deal.

510
00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:39,210
- What's it called ?
- [ Exhales ]

511
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:44,350
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage.

512
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,590
Ah.

513
00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:51,660
Does your ass feel numb ?

514
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:58,630
No, but they give me
unbelievable cotton mouth.

515
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:02,230
- I meant from the ride.
- Oh, no, no.

516
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,740
Over theyears,
my ass has taken a pounding.

517
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:07,580
Miss Waters,
mynameis Peterson.

518
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,980
Miss Waters,
mynameis Peterson.

519
00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:11,510
This is my partner,
Agent Boshane.

520
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,880
We're with the Environmental Protection
Agency's Special lnvestigations.

521
00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:16,890
- The E.P.A. ?
- Yeah.

522
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,890
What'd I hit ?
A bald headed eagle ?

523
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,550
Well, we'll explain that
toyou, ma'am,

524
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,990
but right now, we're gonna askyou
to come along with us.

525
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,900
- Well, why don'tyou
just explain it to me now ?
- Well, ma'am,

526
00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:35,670
we put your hit-and-run report out
on the wire in order to track you down.

527
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:40,180
- Track me down for what ?
- Agent Boshane ?

528
00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:47,450
I want to remind you again,
our station's at your disposal.

529
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,850
You're more than welcome to use
any ofour interrogation rooms.

530
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,550
We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke,
but we're all set.

531
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,560
All right. Well,
ifthere's anything at all I c--

532
00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,800
[ Garbled ]
Uh, excuse me.

533
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,310
I'm just gonna
get myselfa drink ofwater.

534
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,370
[Slurping]

535
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:28,710
Ahh ! So if l could, uh,
[ Clears Throat ]

536
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:31,120
just get someone to sign this,
I'll be on myway.

537
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,660
Yeah.

538
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,790
Well, Miss Waters,
uh, good luck.

539
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,730
And I hope everything
works out great for you.

540
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,400
Thanks a lot, Charlie.

541
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:45,590
Ihaven't done anything wrong,
and you know it.

542
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:51,450
What about the marijuana roaches
you left behind when you moved
out of your apartment ?

543
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:55,050
So I smoked some pot.
What is that, a crime ?

544
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,200
Uh-huh.

545
00:35:58,270 --> 00:36:00,930
As is being an accessory
to bribery, embezzlement,

546
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,940
tax evasion
and racketeering.

547
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,310
- What areyou talking about ?
- Does the name Dickie Thurman
ring a bell ?

548
00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:10,870
His company,
Cedar Creek Limited,

549
00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:13,740
has been under a sealed
grandjury investigation for 18 months.

550
00:36:13,810 --> 00:36:17,940
How does that make me an accessory ?
I laid some sod on Dickie's golf course.
So ?

551
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:22,480
Tell me this--a big operation like
the Cedar Creek Country Club--

552
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,220
how'd you get thejob
as the head greens keeper ?

553
00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:29,990
By default. This guy,
Tedeschi or Tedescho,

554
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:32,000
he was hired before me,
but he died.

555
00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,800
Heart problem or something.

556
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:38,140
[Narrator]
The feds believed that lrene knew...

557
00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:40,140
more than
she thought she knew,

558
00:36:40,210 --> 00:36:42,270
and her life was in danger.

559
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:46,180
They explained that everything had
been happening right under her nose--

560
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:50,150
payoffs of government agencies, threats
towards those who stood in the way,

561
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,910
and her predecessor's
heart attack ?

562
00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:56,250
Well, that was just
cold blooded murder.

563
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,760
Oh, man.

564
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:09,660
Can you excuse me ?

565
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,280
Pizza kid.

566
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,920
- How much ?
- Uh, that comes to 1 3.95.

567
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,520
[ Grunts ]

568
00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:53,050
[ Grunts ]

569
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,260
Oh, son of a bitch !

570
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,330
[Car Departing]

571
00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:16,600
[ Panting ]

572
00:38:20,110 --> 00:38:22,600
[Narrator] Well, it was a good thing
Charlie had told her...

573
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:27,440
he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese
Lodge and Miniature Golf Resort.

574
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,110
Charlie ?

575
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:33,680
Irene finagledakey
from the front desk and let her self in.

576
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,690
Charlie.

577
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,460
[ Snoring ]

578
00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:49,960
- Charlie, what's going on here ?
- Hmm ? lrene ?

579
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,670
Oh ! Oh, uh, uh--
[ Chuckling ]

580
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:57,040
Irene, I was just, um--
I was gonna, um, study your file...

581
00:38:57,110 --> 00:39:00,050
and, uh, try to find
a loophole.

582
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:05,520
Did your lips get as chapped
as mine on the ride down ?

583
00:39:05,590 --> 00:39:07,550
Nevermind!
l need your help.

584
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,420
There was a shootout down at the thing,
and the agents are dead.

585
00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:13,860
- Dead ?
- Yeah, the ywere after me, Charlie.

586
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:14,290
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.
I know it.

587
00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:17,160
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.
I know it.

588
00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:25,470
- So what areyou gonna do ?
- We'll call the police.

589
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,470
What ?
No, you can't do that.

590
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:30,810
Dickie has those guys in his
back pocket. That's why I came to you.

591
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,900
- How-- Wha-- How doyou--
- Oh !

592
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:36,310
Hey, this is serious shit !
You don't--

593
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,940
[ Sighs ]
I'm outta here.

594
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:43,420
Hey, wait. No, don't do that !
Come on, hold on !
Just let me think for a second, okay ?

595
00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:47,050
Think someplace else, Charlie. This is
the first place they're gonna look.

596
00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:49,060
Damn it !

597
00:39:56,670 --> 00:40:00,370
- So where are we going, anyway ?
- You'll see !

598
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,470
[Narrator]
Well, they went on the lam for a bit,

599
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:08,710
- and then Charlie made
a couple of phone calls.
- [ Barking ]

600
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,890
Irene, take it easy now.

601
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,950
- Charlie ?
- Don't worry. I'll take care ofit.

602
00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:26,730
- Hey.
- Good work, Bailey gates.

603
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,860
- Thanks.
- I'm sorry I had to meet you
all the way out here.

604
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,870
No, that's okay.
It's just as well.

605
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,460
Poor gal's a little paranoid.
My kids are like that.

606
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:37,670
Somewhere along the line,
theyjust get this idea that
the cops are the bad guys--

607
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:42,040
[ Grunting, Gasping ]

608
00:40:44,590 --> 00:40:48,540
Listen, I don't know what's going on,
and I didn't tell the feds anything.

609
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:52,390
Dickie told me
you were street smart, huh ?

610
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:54,390
Why the hell would you
run back to this idiot ?

611
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:56,900
[Drums]

612
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:04,070
Drop the gun, moron.
You're being videotaped.

613
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:09,070
- What are you talkin' about ?
- There's a camera on my bike.

614
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,940
- [ Irene Screams ]
- Hard to hit a moving target,
isn't it ?

615
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:21,920
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Groaning ]

616
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,390
[ Panting ]

617
00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:34,760
Score. Good move.

618
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,770
Getin the car.

619
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,740
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

620
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,210
[ Irene ] Would you mind telling me what
the hell you were thinking back there ?

621
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,050
Calling that cop
was unbelievably stupid.

622
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,420
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

623
00:41:53,490 --> 00:41:55,610
Tweak the high end
ofyour emotional E.Q, sweetbeak.

624
00:41:55,690 --> 00:41:57,750
The funky chicken
was Charlie's dance.

625
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:01,620
I'm a tango man myself.

626
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,760
[Tango]

627
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:06,770
[ Snarls ]

628
00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:11,000
[Narrator]As you can imagine,
there was some explaining to do.

629
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,510
So, Hank, [Clears Throat]
as he called himself,

630
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:18,770
found a quiet spot
and spelled out the whole darn mess.

631
00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:22,340
Okay, so whatyou're saying is
thatyou're not Charlie.

632
00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:25,210
Come on, you've seen Charlie in action.
The guy's like origami.

633
00:42:25,290 --> 00:42:30,350
He folds under pressure.
When the big game's on the line,
he's busy ridin' the pine.

634
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,480
Okay, wait, wait.
Can youjust--

635
00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,860
It's simple.

636
00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,200
Charlie's the mouse
that got you into the maze.

637
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:46,140
I'm the rat who knows
how to fii nd the cheese.

638
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:49,800
The name's Hank--
Hank Evans.

639
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,540
-  For little girls
- So it's true.

640
00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:57,210
- Charlie is a schizo.
- I wouldn'tknow.

641
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,650
I stay outta his business,
he stays outta mine.

642
00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:02,890
Look.

643
00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:08,020
Just because I rock
doesn't mean I'm made ofstone.

644
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:10,530
I feel your fear.

645
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,790
It's comin' through like static
on my heart radio.

646
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,770
Hank ? Hank.

647
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,930
I really, really
appreciate your help,

648
00:43:23,010 --> 00:43:25,950
but is there anyway
that maybe we could get...

649
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:29,470
Charlie back out here
for a little huddle ?

650
00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:31,610
No problem.

651
00:43:31,690 --> 00:43:34,710
Whileyou're at it,
climb that pole over there and
take a piss on the power lines.

652
00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:38,880
Look, I'm not here to twist your
niblets. I'm here to saveyour life.

653
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:44,230
But if l'm gonna do that,
I'll need total "uninanonynymity."

654
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,840
Okay.

655
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:55,030
- Sound good, candypants ?
- Hank, don't call me that.

656
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,880
Man, how the hell
can they call Pluto a planet ?

657
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,050
What motherfuckin' planet
has an elliptical orbit ?

658
00:44:12,130 --> 00:44:14,060
Man, this shit
don't make no sense.

659
00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:19,190
Motherfucker ! That motherfucker Vince
Foster was murdered ! I told you !

660
00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:22,960
Will you quit hackin' into
them goddamn Pentagon fii les ?

661
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,340
Ain't no nevermind who them
crooked politicians be killin'.
Just do your studyin'.

662
00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:30,540
- Man, what did Daddy tell you
about snoopin', huh ?
- Shit, yeah, man.

663
00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:33,910
You keep fuckin' around,
you gonna get that scholarship
to Yale taken away from you.

664
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:37,250
Be stuck up there at Stanford with them
goddamn sling-blade motherfuckers.

665
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,250
[ Laughing ]

666
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,260
Shit, motherfucker,
you be lucky to get accepted to Duke
gettin' a 1430 on your S.A.T.

667
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,790
- Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.
- The flu, my ass.

668
00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:48,850
You had a motherfuckin' aneuryusm
gettin' a 1 430.

669
00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:51,620
- Aneuryusm ?
Man, you talkin' some shit now.
[Knocking]

670
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:55,130
Now you see, man ? That's probably
one of them lvy League sum bitches now.

671
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,140
- Get your big-ass head up
and get the door, man.
- Get the door.

672
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,140
- Don't fuck with my shit.
- Get outta the way.
Gimme some of them chips.

673
00:44:59,210 --> 00:45:01,800
[ Laughing ]
Hey, Captain.

674
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,470
- Fellas.
- What the fuck is goin' on, man ?

675
00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:09,110
- This is Agent Anicelli.
- Gentlemen.

676
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:12,120
- What's happenin', Captain ?
- We've got a problem.

677
00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:14,590
Pack your bags.

678
00:45:20,430 --> 00:45:22,360
- We're locked and loaded.
- Great.

679
00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:25,830
- Got enough stuff
to hold us over for 72 hours.
- [ Men Laughing ]

680
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,510
Well, fuck my ozone.

681
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,450
[Drums]

682
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,760
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

683
00:46:08,510 --> 00:46:10,440
Hey, ringworm.

684
00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:18,110
Yeah, I'm talkin'toyou,
you toxic waste of life.

685
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:21,450
You gonna pick up that butt, or do I
have to glue it to the end of my shoe...

686
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,610
and stick it in your
big, fat, pimply A-hole ?

687
00:46:23,690 --> 00:46:27,850
Hey, man, take it easy.
It's just a cigarette.

688
00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:32,060
Oh, yeah ?
Well, this is just a fist.

689
00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:35,460
But when I start throwing it around,
it can leave one hell of a mess.

690
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:37,630
Let's dance.

691
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:58,660
Hey, hey !
[ Groaning ]

692
00:46:58,730 --> 00:47:01,850
Let's kick the shit
outta this crazy asshole.

693
00:47:01,930 --> 00:47:05,190
Wait, wait. Wait !
He's a schizo !

694
00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:07,200
What the hell's wrong
with him ?

695
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,470
What happened, anyway ?

696
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:17,170
[Narrator] Yeah, Charlie was taking a
few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.

697
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:21,180
But, save for a little bloodin the
urine, he was no worse forthe wear.

698
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:26,040
I'm sorry you had to meet Hank,
Miss Waters.

699
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:31,790
I thought I was bad.
That guy has some serious problems.

700
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,790
He did save our lives.

701
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,530
Anyway, Hank had
a pretty good idea.

702
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,590
- He thinks that maybe--
- Oh, and you're gonna listen to Hank ?

703
00:47:41,670 --> 00:47:44,730
Come on!Look what he did tome.
I mean, what are you thinkin'?

704
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,430
He's out of control, this guy.

705
00:47:47,510 --> 00:47:50,070
You know whatl think
we shoulddo ?

706
00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:53,270
I thinkwe should fii nd
another department
and tell them the whole story.

707
00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:57,940
Not smart, Charlie. We don't know
how far Dickie's reach goes.

708
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:01,910
Well, then, you know what ?

709
00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:06,520
I think it's time to call the best damn
law enforcement agency in the countryu:

710
00:48:06,590 --> 00:48:08,790
the Rhode lsland State Troopers !

711
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:13,200
Do you really think the feds don't have
some guy up there now bugging calls ?

712
00:48:13,270 --> 00:48:15,830
They'd be on us
in ten minutes.

713
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:18,770
And they're the ones that almost
got me killed in the first place.

714
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:23,330
Okay. What was
the genius's big plan ?

715
00:48:23,410 --> 00:48:26,940
He thinks that we should find a cabin
and hide out for a while.

716
00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:29,500
Oh, yeah ?
What about water ? What about food ?

717
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:32,520
He already got supplies.
They're in the trunk.

718
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,000
- These are the supplies ?
- Mm-hmm.

719
00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:51,530
Well, he had a plan, all right.
[ Sucking Sounds ]

720
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,540
That's it ?
That's all he got ?

721
00:48:54,610 --> 00:48:57,540
Oh, no, there's more.

722
00:48:57,610 --> 00:49:01,810
A rope, a shovel,

723
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,820
bag of lime
and some lawn darts.

724
00:49:17,930 --> 00:49:20,490
- and the kidnapping
of one lrene P. Waters.
- That's bullshit !

725
00:49:20,570 --> 00:49:23,690
My daddy ain't killed nobody,
and he sure as shit ain't
kidnapped no skinny-ass bitch !

726
00:49:23,770 --> 00:49:27,140
Your dad's sick, mentally.
He's had some sort ofbreakdown.
That's what we understand.

727
00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:30,660
The important thing is we fii nd him, so
nobody else gets hurt, himselfincluded.

728
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:32,680
Come on, man,
nobody's gonna get hurt.

729
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,210
Hell, yeah. Our daddy wouldn't hurt
a motherfuckin' fly.

730
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,610
No, he goes after bigger game.

731
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,710
Wejust got a report he put six bullets
into a prize cow's head.

732
00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:43,350
Poor thing's lucky
to be alive.

733
00:49:45,590 --> 00:49:48,890
Okay, look, let's say he does
have a problem-- which he don't.

734
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,330
- He's been taking pills
to get rid of it, anyway.
- He left his pills in the hotel.

735
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,330
- Damn.
- That's where he left his sanity.

736
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,700
I've seen it first hand.
The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

737
00:49:57,770 --> 00:50:02,730
L-L-Look. One thing
I don't understand, Lieutenant.

738
00:50:02,810 --> 00:50:05,900
If my daddy's
such a scary-ass motherfucker,
why'd you go by yourself, huh ?

739
00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:09,570
Yeah, who the fuck are you,
Sergeant York, tryin' to take on
the Germans your damn self?

740
00:50:09,650 --> 00:50:14,710
Your father's a police officer,
and he asked me to come alone.
How was I to know he's a nutcase ?

741
00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:17,120
- Man, our daddy ain't
no fuckin' nutcase.
- He may have...

742
00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:20,630
advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage,

743
00:50:20,690 --> 00:50:23,250
but he is
a very gentle person !

744
00:50:23,430 --> 00:50:25,690
-[Punk On Radio]
-  Motherfuckin' robot
Motherfuckin' robot

745
00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:28,030
[ Continues ]

746
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,030
[Radio Off]

747
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:35,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the fuzz ?
Tell me what's a-happening.

748
00:50:35,270 --> 00:50:40,770
Stay away from me, Hank !
I know what you had planned.
I saw your so-called supplies.

749
00:50:42,110 --> 00:50:44,740
Oh, that ?

750
00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:49,440
I wasn't gonna just
ram it home, you know.

751
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,820
I was gonna lube it up...

752
00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:55,490
and ease it in there
inch by inch, like a gentleman.

753
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,260
I was talking about
the shovel and the lime.

754
00:50:59,330 --> 00:51:01,770
Shovel and lime ?

755
00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:04,740
[ Chuckling ]

756
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,740
[ Laughing ]

757
00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:11,170
[ Sighs ]
Thank you.

758
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,940
- I haven't laughed like that
in a long time.
- What's so funny ?

759
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:17,680
- We're drivin' a hot carriage.
- So ?

760
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:20,080
That stuff belongs
to the bad cop.

761
00:51:20,150 --> 00:51:22,620
You think he was gonna take
our dead bodies down to the station ?

762
00:51:22,690 --> 00:51:25,590
Oh.

763
00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:34,520
[Narrator] lrene decided
they should go back to Rhode lsland,

764
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,400
but Hank had an idea first.

765
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:40,500
- Are you sure about this ?
- Are you kiddin' ?

766
00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:43,840
Every oinker east ofthe Mississippi
will be looking for this sled.

767
00:51:43,910 --> 00:51:47,850
Safer to go mass transit.
Ready ? On nine.

768
00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:49,850
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.

769
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,980
I can't keep up
with you no more

770
00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:59,010
And you treat me
like it's a sin

771
00:51:59,090 --> 00:52:04,180
For you to let me in

772
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,220
Well, they won't be
tracking us in that car.

773
00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:10,480
- Thanks for the kudos.
- Sure.

774
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,490
- Glad we're finally on the same page.
- Me too.

775
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,860
Whoa ! You okay ?

776
00:52:16,930 --> 00:52:18,860
Yes, I'm fine.

777
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:23,500
[ Sighs ]
Thought you were goin' over the edge.

778
00:52:23,570 --> 00:52:25,500
Thank you.

779
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,880
- You know, I think you're
a very special unit.
- That's sweet.

780
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,380
I hope we can get
to know each other better.

781
00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:38,980
Yeah, me too.

782
00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:41,150
Doyou swallow ?

783
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:48,190
I get it.
We'll go slow.

784
00:52:53,230 --> 00:52:55,760
- Hey !
- Yes ?

785
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,300
You didn't happen to pick up
a wallet on the dash, did ya ?

786
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,300
You're kidding, right ?

787
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:06,480
[ Exhales ]

788
00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:09,170
So, what's your tale, Mother Goose ?
Whereyou from ?

789
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,270
Oh, all over.

790
00:53:11,350 --> 00:53:14,510
Omnipresence--
I like that in a woman.

791
00:53:14,590 --> 00:53:17,920
I'm originally from Texas.
Middle-class neighborhood.

792
00:53:17,990 --> 00:53:20,430
But after high school, I moved
to New York, 'cause I had this thing--

793
00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:23,460
Let me guess. Everybody in town
told you you were easy on the eyes,

794
00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:25,290
so you decided
to become a supermodel.

795
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:27,930
When you got to the Big Apple,
they treated you like the worm.

796
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,530
So you packed on a few pounds
and started calling yourself an actress.

797
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,660
- Uh, no.
- Shh !

798
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:35,000
Unfortunately,
you can't get far without talent,

799
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,010
and after a while the only bright lights
you saw were the ones...

800
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,510
that hit you in the face
when you opened the fridge.

801
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:42,050
That's when you got a boob job, started
hanging around on the Upper East Side,

802
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,710
Iooking for a rich, old man
with a bum ticker...

803
00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:45,910
and waved a white flag
in the face ofyour own self-loathing.

804
00:53:48,490 --> 00:53:51,050
How's my aim ?

805
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,490
I neverwent to New York City.
I went upstate to Cornell.

806
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,330
And then I got my master's
in turfmanagement at U-Mass.

807
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,760
And then I became
a golfcourse superintendent.

808
00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:03,200
And these, believe it or not,
are all mine.

809
00:54:03,270 --> 00:54:06,300
I noticed you conveniently
left outyour eating disorder.

810
00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:09,400
- I don't have an eating disorder.
- Whateveryou say, slim.

811
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,610
- Whoa !
- Hands off, Hank.

812
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,980
[Calliope]

813
00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:28,490
- Hey ! Mom !
- [ Growling ]

814
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,760
That's real nice, Hank.
Way to keep a low profile.

815
00:54:32,830 --> 00:54:35,270
It's survival at this point.

816
00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:41,600
Hey, I know how to score
some dough. Punch me.

817
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,200
- What ?
- Punch me in the face.

818
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,210
- Why ?
- I'll flag the big cheese,

819
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,210
tell him I got rolled
in the parking lot.

820
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,220
He'll hush me up
with a couple of Benjamins.

821
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,840
They don't need that kind
ofink on Sugar Mountain.
Come on, rip my head off.

822
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,580
That's really lame, Hank.

823
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,620
Well, you have a better idea ?
Come on.

824
00:54:58,690 --> 00:55:02,220
- It's not gonna work.
- Yes, it is gonna work,
but you gotta rock me.

825
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:05,660
Don't give me one of those girly
"l don't wanna break a fii ngernail"
love taps.

826
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:07,830
This guy's gotta look
at my face and just--

827
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:10,840
[ Grunting, Yelling ]

828
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:17,140
[Narrator] Well, the kick in the chops
didn't work out as planned,

829
00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:20,540
and it just left Charlie
al ittle more roughed up.

830
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:23,010
- How's the nose feelin' ?
- Listen to it.

831
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,750
[ Nose Whistling ]

832
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:29,880
- I'm really sorry, Charlie.
- I'll get over it.

833
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,690
I mean, you should be furious. I just
drop-kicked you right in the face.

834
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,890
- Hey, it happens.
- [ Nose Whistling Continues ]

835
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,200
- [ Grunts ]
- You got a great way
oflooking at life, Charlie.

836
00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:44,740
You know that ?
That's a gift.

837
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,300
Yeah, I don't know
if my shrinks would agree.

838
00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:49,310
- They think that's my problem.
- What ?

839
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:53,900
Oh, that I purposely distort
my perceptions...

840
00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:57,540
- to make my reality more palatable.
- [ Nose Whistling ]

841
00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:00,140
Oh, likeyou only hear
whatyou wanna hear ?

842
00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:05,890
Thanks. I like to keep it short,
especially in the summer.

843
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:13,560
How come I couldn't have ended up with
an easygoing guy likeyou, Charlie, huh?

844
00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,010
It's likeyou don't
give a damn, you know ?

845
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,450
And your skin's so natural. You just
let it hang out, blemishes and all.

846
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,950
You're not afraid of your flaws.
You have squinty eyes,

847
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,680
and your face is all pursed up
like you just sucked on a lemon,

848
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,620
but you pull it off.

849
00:56:41,530 --> 00:56:43,790
[Train Whistle Blowing]

850
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,260
You thinking
what I'm thinking ?

851
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,630
[Irene]
Oh, no.

852
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,800
Oh, yeah.

853
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:58,870
- [ Cracking ]
- [ Groaning ] Come on.

854
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:03,580
- But I don't know ifl can !
- Yes, you can !

855
00:57:03,650 --> 00:57:06,590
Humans only use ten percent
of their potential.

856
00:57:06,650 --> 00:57:09,650
You gotta reach down
for that little extra something.

857
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,450
- [ Panting, Nose Whistling ]
- [ Panting ]

858
00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:16,620
There you go !
Now you're gettin' it !

859
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,560
I believe in you !

860
00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:23,900
Don't you give up on me now!

861
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,910
It's easier than I thought !
Come on !

862
00:57:31,980 --> 00:57:34,140
Go, Charlie, go !

863
00:57:34,210 --> 00:57:37,340
You can do it !
Come on, Charlie !

864
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:40,680
Use more
of your potential!

865
00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,690
[ Grunting ]

866
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:49,290
Come on, Charlie !
Go!

867
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,460
- Come on,jump off !Jump off !
- What ?

868
00:57:53,530 --> 00:57:55,630
What ?

869
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:58,800
Jump off the train !

870
00:57:58,870 --> 00:58:01,500
Oh.

871
00:58:01,570 --> 00:58:03,510
[ Screams ]

872
00:58:05,010 --> 00:58:05,350
- [ Nose Whistling ]
- Ow.

873
00:58:05,350 --> 00:58:07,510
- [ Nose Whistling ]
- Ow.

874
00:58:07,580 --> 00:58:09,510
Irene ?

875
00:58:09,580 --> 00:58:13,380
- [Gasping]
- Come on, stop foolin' around.

876
00:58:13,450 --> 00:58:17,050
[ Sighing, Panting ]
I started thinking about it. Bad idea.

877
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,980
Trains are the first place
they'll look.

878
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:23,070
Oh, come on.

879
00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:25,910
Hey, we checked all the major gas and
food stops along the interstate.

880
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,920
- No sign of him.
- [ Scoffs ] The interstate ?

881
00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:30,150
Let me ask you something, man.
Is your old lady happy ?

882
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,190
My "old lady" ?

883
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,590
Yeah, man, because if your fucking
is anything like your police work,

884
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,990
you couldn't hit the G-spot
on a 12-pound pussy.

885
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:40,760
- [Laughing]
- Watch yourself.

886
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,090
- What areyou getting at ?
- Look, man.

887
00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:46,100
A: Daddy ain't
gonna take no road...

888
00:58:46,170 --> 00:58:48,770
wherey'all blind-ass,
Helly Kelly cops is looking.

889
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,640
And B: Motherfucker,
he don't eat fast food.

890
00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,110
[Irene]Okay, l have three
dollars and a nickel.

891
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:58,120
- How much do you have ?
- Uh, six bucks.

892
00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:00,620
-Just let me go up and order
so we can get out ofhere.
- Okay.

893
00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:03,980
I'll have the chicken breast sandwich,
no skin, dryu toast.

894
00:59:04,060 --> 00:59:07,960
[Slurping]

895
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:11,330
You make me dizzy
running circles in my head

896
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,520
One of these days

897
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,630
I'll chase you down

898
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,660
Look who's goin' crazy

899
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:24,400
Now we're face to face
my friend

900
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:29,410
Better get out
better get out

901
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,510
What areyou
staring at, fucker ?

902
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:34,070
[Continues, lndistinct]

903
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:37,380
You want to start me up ?Just open
the choke and pull the cord, pal.

904
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:40,910
I'm due for a seismic event,
and you're dancing on the fault line.

905
00:59:40,990 --> 00:59:42,930
Hey, what is
your problem, pal ?

906
00:59:42,990 --> 00:59:45,760
I got no beef with you.
This is between me and the kid.

907
00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:49,060
- Hey, stop it!
- He started it.

908
00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:51,230
I'm so sorry.
I have to apologize for him.

909
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:53,830
- He suffers from this thing--
- I'm right here, four-eyes. Let's go.

910
00:59:53,910 --> 00:59:57,270
Oh, poor baby. He has to let his daddy
fight his battles for him.

911
00:59:57,340 --> 01:00:00,280
- [ Clucking ]
- He's an ass.

912
01:00:02,410 --> 01:00:05,850
[Continues Clucking]

913
01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:09,780
Pussy.

914
01:00:14,030 --> 01:00:15,960
How's it hangin', fellas ?

915
01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,960
Hank, I presume ?

916
01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:23,570
- Did you miss me ?
- Why don't you just send
Charlie back out here ?

917
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,070
-Things were finally becoming civilized.
-Listen, Pocahontas,

918
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:29,800
unless you put your ear to the ground,
you'll never hear the buffalo coming.

919
01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:32,070
Look, I don't know
what that means, okay ?

920
01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:34,410
It means either he's gotta
make up a battle plan,

921
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,600
or old Hank's gonna have to
take over Fort Charlie for good.

922
01:00:38,830 --> 01:00:41,600
Did you just refer to yourself
in the fourth person ?

923
01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:45,800
- Holy Jesus in heaven !
It's a giant Q-Tip.
- Hank.

924
01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:47,900
What ?
I'm joking with the guy.

925
01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:50,970
Bringing a little sunshine
into his life. Careful, you'll peel.

926
01:00:52,150 --> 01:00:54,240
Do-Do you need
to see a menu ?

927
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,910
No, thank you.
We've ordered.

928
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:05,550
- That's it.
- Hey, hey, hey.

929
01:01:05,630 --> 01:01:08,960
- Hold on there, cheese tits.
Did I miss something ?
- Don't give me that shit !

930
01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:12,260
What you just did
to that kid was terrible.

931
01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:15,000
Didn't you see
the look on his face ?

932
01:01:17,170 --> 01:01:19,110
Looked a little pale,
that's all.

933
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:22,630
He was hurt and offended.

934
01:01:22,710 --> 01:01:26,040
Well, I disagree.
But why speculate ?

935
01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:28,110
- Hey, milky, vamonos.
- Hey, no ! No, no, no.

936
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:31,080
- Hank, no.
- Come on, BrerRabbit.
Hop down thebunny trail.

937
01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:34,090
Come on.
Epa, epa, andale.

938
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,090
Listen, uh,

939
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,390
were you offended in any way
by our social interaction here ?

940
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:41,830
Y-Yeah.
Actually, I was.

941
01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,930
What was it,
the Q-Tip thing ?

942
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,200
Actually, I was pretty much offended
by everything that you said, sir.

943
01:01:51,310 --> 01:01:53,600
Oh.

944
01:01:56,110 --> 01:01:58,510
Sorry.

945
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,250
I'm truly sorry.

946
01:02:10,990 --> 01:02:12,930
[Door Closes]

947
01:02:16,330 --> 01:02:20,860
[Folk]

948
01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:28,210
You okay ?

949
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:32,870
You don't know what it's like,

950
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:36,710
spendin' all those years
trapped behind a wall of politeness--

951
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:39,380
bound and gagged.

952
01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:43,550
A dark and silent world
where nothing grows but the anger.

953
01:02:46,290 --> 01:02:48,230
All because some doll-faced demon
he married...

954
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,820
I aced up her boots and did
a Nancy Sinatra on him.

955
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:53,490
Charlie had a wife ?

956
01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:57,230
[ Scoffs ]
And then some.

957
01:02:57,310 --> 01:03:00,740
I was a big piece
of the personality pie back then.

958
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:03,870
But when she left him,
Charlie went numb...

959
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:05,880
and I went AWOL.

960
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:09,580
Well,

961
01:03:09,650 --> 01:03:13,250
if you were such a big part
of the personality,

962
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,620
then she left you too.

963
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,870
[ Sobbing ]
It's true.

964
01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,870
[ Sniffling, Wheezing ]

965
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,200
She left us.

966
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,710
- I loved her.
- Oh.

967
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:40,770
[ Sniffl ing, Wheezing ]
Why did she do this ?

968
01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:45,380
I'm not a bad person.

969
01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:48,620
I'm not a bad person.

970
01:03:48,690 --> 01:03:51,060
No, no.
You're not a bad guy.

971
01:03:51,130 --> 01:03:53,390
No, you're not.

972
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:55,430
Do you hear me, huh ?

973
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,260
[ Sniffling, Wheezing ]

974
01:03:59,630 --> 01:04:03,130
You're a good person.

975
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,900
You really think so ?

976
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:11,410
Yeah, I'm starting to.

977
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,860
- You know what I'm gonna do ?
- Hmm ?

978
01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:26,690
I'm gonna
make it up to Charlie.

979
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:31,530
And I'm gonna make it up to that
sweet little circus geek in there.

980
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,530
Um--

981
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,200
Um, Hank ? Hank.

982
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:39,710
Agent Boshane.
Just got lucky.

983
01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:42,370
They were spotted leaving a health food
restaurant 100 miles southeast of here.

984
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,380
- Fifteen minutes, tops.
- Got it, got it.

985
01:04:51,790 --> 01:04:54,880
They got 150 cordoned off ?

986
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,890
Let's fly.

987
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:07,370
I hear you are singing
a song of the past

988
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,530
I see no tears

989
01:05:10,610 --> 01:05:13,040
- [ Coughing ]
-[Continues, lndistinct]

990
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,870
Can you please tell him
to stop this ?

991
01:05:18,950 --> 01:05:20,940
Charlie, is that you ?

992
01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:28,650
Hey, my nose.

993
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,660
My nose is fixed.

994
01:05:30,730 --> 01:05:33,160
- [ Chuckling ]
- Well.

995
01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:35,160
Isn't that great ?

996
01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:37,160
How did that happen ?

997
01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:39,500
Well, um,

998
01:05:39,570 --> 01:05:41,500
Hankwanted to do
something nice foryou...

999
01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:44,160
so he insisted
that we, well,

1000
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,170
[ Mumbling ]
go to a plastic surgeon.

1001
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,180
What did you say ?
Plastic sur--

1002
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,180
- Did you say plastic surgeon ?
- Mm-hmm.

1003
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:53,510
Oh, my God. Wh-What--
Ow ! What is this ?

1004
01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:55,520
What is this ?
What did-- Wh-- Was--

1005
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:57,520
Uh, what is this ?

1006
01:05:57,590 --> 01:06:01,750
Hank thought thatyou kind of
had a weak chin, so--

1007
01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:05,190
What ?

1008
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:07,730
I like my chin.
I-l-l have a--

1009
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,730
I like my chin.

1010
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:14,930
It's my chin ! It's my chin !
Mine! How did you pay for it ?

1011
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,530
- I loaned him the money.
- [ Yells ]

1012
01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:20,470
Who the hell areyou ?

1013
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:23,480
It's me, Milky.

1014
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,580
Who the hell is Milky,
and what is he doing here ?

1015
01:06:31,650 --> 01:06:35,490
Uh, lrene has
a lot of people...

1016
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,990
who would like to see her
in an unmarked grave.

1017
01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:40,550
And I don't think it's safe for you
to be hanging around with this.

1018
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:45,290
Why not ? You, lrene and Hank
are my only friends.

1019
01:06:45,370 --> 01:06:48,230
But what about your family ?
Aren't they gonna missyou ?

1020
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,500
My family's all--

1021
01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:53,740
[ Sighs ]
They're gone.

1022
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:55,830
Oh, geez.

1023
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:07,020
If we're taking you with us,
we can't be calling you " Milky."

1024
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:11,420
- What's your real name ?
- Casper,
but my friends call me "Whitey."

1025
01:07:12,590 --> 01:07:14,930
Okay.

1026
01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:23,770
I can't find
the time to tell you

1027
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:33,310
I can't find
the time to tell you

1028
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,580
Whoa.

1029
01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:38,310
Som any things to say

1030
01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:41,750
I could fit them in a book

1031
01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:44,160
Of a thousand pages

1032
01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:47,750
[Continues, lndistinct]

1033
01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:55,830
Here you go, Mr. Murphy.
I got your car all filled up.

1034
01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:58,700
Thank you, Joseph.

1035
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:03,180
- [ Trickling ]
- Oh, yeah. [ Exhales ]

1036
01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:08,510
Get your cock out of my Chrysler,
you son of a bitch !

1037
01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:11,180
What are you doing to my car?

1038
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:15,160
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna get you!

1039
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,200
I can't find
the time to tell you

1040
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,530
I can't find
the time to tell you

1041
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:31,540
I look at your pretty face

1042
01:08:31,610 --> 01:08:34,130
And l fall in love with you

1043
01:08:34,210 --> 01:08:36,680
Every time l see you

1044
01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:38,710
[Continues, lndistinct]

1045
01:08:56,230 --> 01:08:58,720
What's that on your shirt ?
Whoa.

1046
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,900
I'm sorry.

1047
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,400
That was good.

1048
01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:08,910
Charlie,
what the hell is that ?

1049
01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:11,710
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fall for that.

1050
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:15,510
- No, Ch-Charlie.
- Uh-uh, not me.

1051
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,520
- No--
- Nice try, though.

1052
01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:20,020
How dumb do I look ?

1053
01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:26,530
[ Grunting ]

1054
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:43,540
Hey, they only had
two rooms, 19 and 20.

1055
01:09:43,610 --> 01:09:45,550
So you guys will
have to bunk up.

1056
01:09:58,630 --> 01:10:00,890
So, Whitey.

1057
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,900
What happened
to your family ?

1058
01:10:03,970 --> 01:10:05,900
I killed them.

1059
01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:09,060
Uh-Uh, come again ?

1060
01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:13,730
When I was 15, I hacked them up
with a hammer while they were sleeping--

1061
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:17,740
Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis.

1062
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:23,680
She was awake, my sis,

1063
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:26,520
which I regret.

1064
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,860
Yeah, well.

1065
01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:35,860
We all have family stuff.

1066
01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:39,370
That's what makes
the holidays so hard.

1067
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:43,200
I just got released last month
on my 21st birthday.

1068
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,870
To tell you the truth,
I really wasn't ready to leave,

1069
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:50,380
but they said I had to.

1070
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,710
That's a fucked-up law, huh ?

1071
01:10:56,450 --> 01:10:59,390
Well, I guess they need
the extra room...

1072
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,890
for the real psychos.

1073
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,720
I'm gonna go next door and tryu
to make out with what's her face.

1074
01:11:04,790 --> 01:11:06,780
- Go for it.
- All right.

1075
01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:09,330
- What ?
- Yeah.

1076
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,060
He just told me that
he brutally murdered...

1077
01:11:12,130 --> 01:11:14,620
his entire family
in their sleep.

1078
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:18,190
- Oh, my God.
- He was a juvenile.
They just let him out.

1079
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:24,470
So, I was gonna ask you...

1080
01:11:24,550 --> 01:11:28,040
if l could stay here,

1081
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,480
but l can sleep in the car.

1082
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,690
That's me and my whipper snappers.

1083
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,460
- I'm Dorothy.
- [ Laughing ]

1084
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:43,360
Look at you.

1085
01:11:43,430 --> 01:11:47,030
When did you take this,
at Halloween ?

1086
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,700
No,just messing
around the house.

1087
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:57,370
You seem like a really
good dad, Charlie.

1088
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,180
I tryu to be.

1089
01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:07,020
They're incredible kids.
Oh, God.

1090
01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:09,420
So happy and funny.

1091
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:12,390
They never give me any grief.

1092
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:15,520
They're the top three students
in their class, out of21 1 .

1093
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,070
- Golly.
- I don't know where they get it from.

1094
01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:20,230
Well, that's just good genes.

1095
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:25,800
Youknow, l don't think l--

1096
01:12:25,870 --> 01:12:29,470
No, I don't think I carryu
even one picture anymore.

1097
01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:31,810
- Why not ?
- Idon'tknow.

1098
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,010
I used to, you know,
when I was younger.

1099
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,680
Pictures of friends
and stuff like that.

1100
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:41,350
I guess they just
got old and fell apart.

1101
01:12:43,090 --> 01:12:46,120
Kind of like the friend ships.

1102
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,250
That's too bad.

1103
01:12:51,330 --> 01:12:55,100
[Chuckling]
Look at you.

1104
01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:57,900
I'll tell you what.
Why don'tyou keep that one ?

1105
01:12:57,970 --> 01:13:00,200
- No, Charlie, that's yours.
- Areyou kidding ?

1106
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,210
- I have tons of them at home.
- No.

1107
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,210
- No, I got a bunch. Come on.
- You do ?

1108
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:06,210
Yeah.

1109
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:09,880
Okay. Thanks.

1110
01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:13,550
You-- Thanks.

1111
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,170
I'm dry.

1112
01:13:33,070 --> 01:13:36,170
You know,
I'm gonna go get a soda.

1113
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,180
- Do you want a soda ?
- Sure. Okay.

1114
01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:41,490
- Okay ?
- Okay.

1115
01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:49,950
- [Banging]
- [ Scoffs ]

1116
01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:01,270
[Laughing]

1117
01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:04,670
I caught that, bozo.
Not once, but twice it burned you.

1118
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:07,470
[Laughing]

1119
01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:12,140
Give it another kick. I don't think
you're gonna get it this time.

1120
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:22,020
- I think I just had an epiphany.
- What ?

1121
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:25,460
That I might be able to control
this little problem ofmine.

1122
01:14:25,530 --> 01:14:27,790
Oh, how did you learn that ?

1123
01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:30,390
Well, first the Coke machine
robbedme, right ?

1124
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:34,840
And I'm fine with that. But then,
some guy came up and laughed in my face.

1125
01:14:34,910 --> 01:14:38,640
- Oh, no.
- No, no. But that's just it, see ?

1126
01:14:38,710 --> 01:14:41,800
Just when I was starting to feel
those old familiar feelings,

1127
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:46,480
I just took a deep breath,
counted backwards from ten
and I said to the guy,

1128
01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:50,320
" Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is
not helping me right now."

1129
01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:53,320
And he said, "l'm sorry,
I didn't mean to make fun."

1130
01:14:53,390 --> 01:14:56,260
And that was it.
I helped him with his luggage.

1131
01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:59,520
- Really ? Well, that's great.
- Yes.

1132
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,830
- [ Sighs ]
- And you got the Cokes.

1133
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:05,360
Hey. Just a little rap on the side
ofthe machine and presto.

1134
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,660
Maybe that's it though,
you know ?

1135
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,730
Look what I found in my bag.

1136
01:15:12,810 --> 01:15:15,940
Oh, no. Oh, boy.

1137
01:15:16,010 --> 01:15:18,280
What do you think ?
Doyou ?

1138
01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:20,250
Well, under the right circumstances,
sure, I could tip a few. Okay.

1139
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:23,150
Well, under the right circumstances,
sure, I could tip a few. Okay.

1140
01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:25,790
- And these are the right circumstances.
- Okay.

1141
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:28,620
- All right.
- Here we go.

1142
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:31,790
-  Celebrate good times, come on
- Oh, well.

1143
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,800
Oh, that must be mine.

1144
01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:52,480
[ Groaning ]

1145
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,000
Ow.

1146
01:16:26,350 --> 01:16:28,290
Oh, geez.

1147
01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:30,290
Oh, God.

1148
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,290
Oh, my God !

1149
01:16:48,010 --> 01:16:50,130
Irene.

1150
01:16:50,210 --> 01:16:52,440
Hmm ?

1151
01:16:52,510 --> 01:16:53,340
Why am I peeing like I was
up all night having sex ?

1152
01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:55,340
Why am I peeing like I was
up all night having sex ?

1153
01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:59,480
[Narrator] Well, seems old Hank
had pulled a fast one.

1154
01:16:59,550 --> 01:17:01,810
And if that
wasn't bad enough,

1155
01:17:01,890 --> 01:17:04,650
there was more trouble
right around the corner.

1156
01:17:08,390 --> 01:17:11,190
I want everybody to stay put
and wait for my orders.

1157
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,630
You mean to tell me you couldn't tell
the difference between us ?

1158
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:16,000
Are you serious ?

1159
01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:18,400
Who the hell could ?

1160
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:20,700
A sober person, for one.

1161
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:23,640
So we had some drinks.

1162
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,680
Well, look who joined the party.

1163
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:37,090
Did you have fun ?

1164
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,780
Oh, yes I did !
Oh, yes I did !

1165
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:43,160
So I guess old Hanky-panky
wasn't enough for you, huh ?

1166
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,590
It wasn't for me.

1167
01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:50,930
[ Sobbing ]

1168
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,630
- Now, you're sure this is the woman ?
- Absolutely.

1169
01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:55,640
When my boyfriend Scooter
brought in the morning paper,

1170
01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:57,830
I recognized her right away.

1171
01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:02,580
Thanks a lot.
Scooter.

1172
01:18:09,890 --> 01:18:12,820
Hey, look, Starsky and Hutch.
Look, man, how about this, man ?
This is the plan, look.

1173
01:18:12,890 --> 01:18:15,650
Why don'tyou let us talk to our dad so
this ain't gotta be no big thing, man ?

1174
01:18:15,730 --> 01:18:18,490
Thanks, fellas, but this is
the end of the line foryou.

1175
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,930
Now, offiicer Stubie's gonna
drive you back to the chopper.

1176
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,330
What ? You brung us all the way
down here for us to leave now ?

1177
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,560
Man, yeah. That don't make
no motherfuckin' sense.

1178
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,830
Well, you guys have
done all you can do.

1179
01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:31,100
This is strictly a police
matter from here on in.

1180
01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:33,340
Wait.
It maybe a police matter to you,

1181
01:18:33,410 --> 01:18:36,740
but the police don't matter shit
to me when it's my daddy in there.

1182
01:18:36,810 --> 01:18:38,840
I said you're getting
the hell out ofhere.

1183
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,850
That's the end of it.

1184
01:18:42,850 --> 01:18:44,790
Guys, look, I'm sorry.

1185
01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:46,790
I hate to admit it,
but this time he's right.

1186
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:48,790
You can't be here.
It's a liability thing.

1187
01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:51,450
- Hey, man,
he's the motherfuckin' liability.
- Don't worryaboutit.

1188
01:18:51,530 --> 01:18:54,430
This is my investigation. I promiseyou
there will be no bloodshed.

1189
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,430
I promise.

1190
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,440
Come on, guys.

1191
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:01,300
Let's go.

1192
01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:03,360
[WaterRunning]

1193
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:05,670
You okay, Charlie ?

1194
01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:09,540
Uh, yeah. I'm just, uh,

1195
01:19:09,610 --> 01:19:11,610
freshening up.

1196
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,050
How do you want
to handle it ?

1197
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:23,120
I say we storm the place
and start shooting.

1198
01:19:23,190 --> 01:19:25,130
But what if he's unarmed ?

1199
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,190
Plant a gun on him afterwards.

1200
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:34,830
Don't fuck it up this time.

1201
01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:59,530
Agent Boshane.

1202
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:03,160
It's Stubie.
He's got Baileygates and the girl.

1203
01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:05,200
What ?

1204
01:20:09,770 --> 01:20:11,710
This is Boshane.
What's going on ?

1205
01:20:11,780 --> 01:20:13,870
I caught them out on 1 34
in a stolen vehicle.

1206
01:20:13,950 --> 01:20:15,880
Baileygates and the girl.
I got them.

1207
01:20:15,950 --> 01:20:18,710
Officer Stubie, I don't wantyou
to attempt to move them alone,
you hear me ?

1208
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,750
Don't move them.
We'll be right there.

1209
01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:22,750
In your car, come on.

1210
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,490
We sure is sorryu
about this, Offiicer.

1211
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,820
But our daddy always told us
to trust our instinct,

1212
01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:31,560
and our instinct is tellin' us
something don't smell right.

1213
01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:34,150
- Come on, let's roll.
- You guys are making a big mistake.

1214
01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:37,170
'Cause I promise you,
when I find your old man,

1215
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:39,500
I'm personally gonna fuck him up.

1216
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,770
Now, why did you go and say
something like that for, huh ?

1217
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:49,180
Lee Harvey, what's the diameter
of a chicken egg ?

1218
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:52,010
- 4.08 centimeters.
- No, no. What's that in inches ?

1219
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,180
1 .61 , man. What the fuck
you gettin' at, man ?

1220
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,240
I got ten bucks say
I can squeeze a chicken egg
up his ass without it breakin'.

1221
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,850
Man, youcan't put no chicken egg up his
ass. Look at him. He's a tight-ass.

1222
01:21:00,930 --> 01:21:03,760
- No, it can be done. Right on.
- Yo, I'll take that bet.

1223
01:21:03,830 --> 01:21:05,390
Pull your ass out.

1224
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:07,520
[ Tires Squealing ]

1225
01:21:14,110 --> 01:21:17,400
I'll tell you one thing. Ifl didn't
have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

1226
01:21:17,530 --> 01:21:20,090
What are we gonna do
about Whitey ?

1227
01:21:20,170 --> 01:21:22,600
Take a guess.
We're going on without him.

1228
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:24,610
Moody.

1229
01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:26,610
Yeah, well, I didn't have
the fun you had last night.

1230
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,770
I just got the hangover
and the swollen prostate.

1231
01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:31,780
Doyou have any cash left
from when we checked in ?

1232
01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:35,440
- Yes, 60 bucks, but it's Whitey's.
- Yeah, well.

1233
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:39,110
Bad things happen to people who kill
their familywith a hammer.

1234
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:45,960
I'm payin'
but it's under protest.

1235
01:21:46,030 --> 01:21:48,290
- Come on. It was close enough.
- Yeah, whatever.

1236
01:21:51,270 --> 01:21:53,290
- Shit.
- Hey, give me the police scanner, man,

1237
01:21:53,370 --> 01:21:55,230
- so we can find out
what the fuck's going on.
- All right.

1238
01:22:06,050 --> 01:22:08,480
- Well, motherfucker,
you speak German, don'tyou ?
- Motherfucker, I can speak it.

1239
01:22:08,550 --> 01:22:12,650
-I didn't say I could
read the shit all that good.
-You's a motherfuckin' disgrace.

1240
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,990
[ Speaking German ]

1241
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,930
- Then get this motherfucker
off the ground !
- All right, all right, all right.

1242
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,470
[ Together]
Whoa, shit !

1243
01:22:26,470 --> 01:22:26,960
[ Together]
Whoa, shit !

1244
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:30,440
[Sirens Approaching]

1245
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,780
Oh !

1246
01:22:40,850 --> 01:22:42,840
- Oh.
- [ Clucking ]

1247
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:46,080
[ Shouting ]
Oh,Jesus !

1248
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:52,950
Would somebody get this goddamn chicken
out of my ass, please ?

1249
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,160
[ Groaning ]

1250
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,810
Stay back.
We'll do it alone.

1251
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,810
I'll take 19, you take 20.

1252
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,180
Stay back !

1253
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:18,980
Some turn out a hundred grand

1254
01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,180
-[Continues, lndistinct]
- Goddamn it !

1255
01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:27,590
Sons of bitches. I'll show 'em.
Sons of bitches.

1256
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:31,030
I need a gun and lots of ammo.

1257
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:34,930
Whoa, sorry.
72-hour wait, federal law.

1258
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,440
How far am I from Rhode lsland ?

1259
01:23:37,510 --> 01:23:39,600
Four or five hours.

1260
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:43,240
I got a map of New England
if you want it, $1 .95.

1261
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,710
- Here's a five. Keep the change.
- Thanks.

1262
01:23:56,230 --> 01:23:58,790
[Phone Ringing]

1263
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:01,460
- Hello.
- Finneran, it's Charlie.

1264
01:24:01,530 --> 01:24:04,500
Charlie, you are in deep shit.
Where the hell areyou ?

1265
01:24:04,570 --> 01:24:07,300
Listen, you gotta get a message
to the colonel for me.

1266
01:24:07,370 --> 01:24:09,800
But no one outside the department
can know about this, all right ?

1267
01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,860
'Cause this is deep.

1268
01:24:11,940 --> 01:24:15,470
4:30, South County Train Station,
bring plenty of backup.

1269
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,480
You've got it.
And don't worry,

1270
01:24:17,550 --> 01:24:19,910
nobody outside the department
will hear about this.

1271
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:21,920
Watch yourself, buddy, okay ?

1272
01:24:21,980 --> 01:24:24,510
[ Beeps ]

1273
01:24:24,590 --> 01:24:27,420
4:30, eh ?
Thanks for notifying us, Offiicer.

1274
01:24:27,490 --> 01:24:30,080
No, you've been
a really big help.

1275
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,590
- You stay close.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:35,760
- Excuse me.
- Huh ?

1277
01:24:36,830 --> 01:24:38,770
Where's Dickie ?

1278
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,770
He's waiting
for us in Boston.

1279
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:44,140
I think it's about time
our little rich boy got his hands dirty.

1280
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:48,110
So, tell me.

1281
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:50,770
How was, uh, Mr. Wonderful ?

1282
01:24:50,850 --> 01:24:56,620
This is getting really ridiculous,
Charlie, so just let it go.

1283
01:24:56,690 --> 01:24:58,620
You know, I turn my back
for one minute,

1284
01:24:58,690 --> 01:25:00,710
and you stick it
up my ass, literally.

1285
01:25:00,790 --> 01:25:03,920
For your information,
you stuck it in your own ass !

1286
01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:07,120
Oh, don't turn this
around on me, okay ?

1287
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,490
You're the one
that can't keep your legs closed.

1288
01:25:19,210 --> 01:25:21,070
Why are you doing this ?

1289
01:25:21,140 --> 01:25:23,240
Because I like you !

1290
01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:29,920
What ?

1291
01:25:33,490 --> 01:25:36,360
I like you.

1292
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,770
I like you.

1293
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:51,270
Well, you shouldn't, Charlie.

1294
01:25:52,340 --> 01:25:55,940
I'm just a ditz.

1295
01:25:56,010 --> 01:25:57,950
A ditz ? What are
you talking about ?

1296
01:25:58,010 --> 01:26:02,610
You're 27 years old. You're the
superintendent ofa major golfresort.

1297
01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:07,780
Uh, yeah, well, I kind offudged
my resume a little bit to get thatjob.

1298
01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:09,830
Oh ?

1299
01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:13,450
Look, I don't know the first thing
about running a golfcourse, Charlie.

1300
01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:15,500
I'm a model.

1301
01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:19,500
- Huh ?
- I moved to New York.

1302
01:26:19,570 --> 01:26:22,060
But none ofit worked out,
so then I tried to be an actress.

1303
01:26:23,510 --> 01:26:27,240
I got this eating disorder
where I gained, like, 20 pounds.

1304
01:26:27,310 --> 01:26:29,240
That's not that bad.

1305
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:31,410
- In a week.
- Oh.

1306
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,210
So I kind oflost
my self-respect.

1307
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,410
Before you know it, I had
70-year-old guys trying to support me,

1308
01:26:38,490 --> 01:26:41,420
and I just really didn't like
who I was becoming.

1309
01:26:44,290 --> 01:26:49,600
God, I've made so many mistakes.

1310
01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:54,100
Irene.

1311
01:26:54,170 --> 01:26:58,330
You didn't know
what Dickie was up to, did you ?

1312
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,610
I may be a ditz,
but I'm not a crook.

1313
01:27:14,860 --> 01:27:18,120
When we met
light was shed

1314
01:27:18,190 --> 01:27:21,060
Thoughts free flow
you said

1315
01:27:21,130 --> 01:27:24,070
You've got something

1316
01:27:24,130 --> 01:27:26,570
Deep inside of you

1317
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:30,040
A wind chime voice sound

1318
01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:32,730
The sway of your hips
round rings true

1319
01:27:32,810 --> 01:27:35,240
-[Continues, lndistinct]
- My ass is really sore.

1320
01:27:35,310 --> 01:27:38,970
Echoes deep inside of you

1321
01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:42,070
[Continues]

1322
01:27:47,820 --> 01:27:49,760
Wow.

1323
01:27:51,490 --> 01:27:53,590
I never get tired
of hearing that.

1324
01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:11,950
Hey.

1325
01:28:12,010 --> 01:28:13,950
Oh, hey.
I'm looking for my friends.

1326
01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:16,280
A pretty little blonde
and a tall guy with a buzz cut.

1327
01:28:16,350 --> 01:28:18,290
- Cabin " E."
- Thanks a lot.

1328
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,630
Shh. Don't make a sound.

1329
01:28:31,700 --> 01:28:35,140
I don't know anything, and that's
exactly what I told the police.

1330
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,300
-Iswear.
-Shut up, lrene ! Youjust listen to me.

1331
01:28:37,370 --> 01:28:39,310
Maybe we can
work something out.

1332
01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:46,810
Time to face the music, Mozart.
And a-one, and a-two, and--

1333
01:28:50,390 --> 01:28:53,180
[ Yowling ]

1334
01:29:07,740 --> 01:29:10,330
Warden, I want my own cell.

1335
01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:13,670
Oh, great, you again.

1336
01:29:15,580 --> 01:29:17,190
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?
- It's Dickie.

1337
01:29:17,190 --> 01:29:19,250
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?
- It's Dickie.

1338
01:29:19,330 --> 01:29:22,730
- It's the guy who got me
into all this crap ! Yeah.
- Oh, your golfbuddy ?

1339
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:25,270
- I hope he doesn't mind
ifl play through.
- Knock it off, Hank.

1340
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:28,070
- Okay, turn around.
I'll play the back nine.
- Stop it !

1341
01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:31,040
Come on, he couldn't have chewed up
the greens that badly.

1342
01:29:31,110 --> 01:29:33,370
- Get away from me !
- Whoa.

1343
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,500
He hasn't played the course
in a long time, okay ?

1344
01:29:35,580 --> 01:29:37,510
It was Charlie who was putting.

1345
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:39,640
- Charlie ?
- Yeah, that's right.

1346
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,690
He might not be long off the tee, but
he's got a pretty good up and down game.

1347
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:45,850
What the hell is that supp-- Can we
just speak English for a second here ?

1348
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,720
I never wanted to sleep with you,
Hank, okay ? You tricked me.

1349
01:29:49,790 --> 01:29:51,760
Yeah, that's right.
I did trickyou.

1350
01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:54,460
It was deceitful.
It was disgusting and despicable.

1351
01:29:54,530 --> 01:29:57,330
But just this once,
try to look at it from my side.

1352
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,770
- I was horny.
- Oh, God.

1353
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,070
You are such an asshole !

1354
01:30:03,140 --> 01:30:05,730
Come on. Don't be mad,
my little pussy fart.

1355
01:30:09,610 --> 01:30:12,050
Now, I warned you
about that, buddy.

1356
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:15,310
Warned me about what ?

1357
01:30:15,390 --> 01:30:17,220
Charlie ?

1358
01:30:17,290 --> 01:30:19,410
Uh-huh.

1359
01:30:19,490 --> 01:30:22,220
Providence, Rhode lsland.
Ten-minute stop.

1360
01:30:22,290 --> 01:30:25,060
- Did you--
- What ?

1361
01:30:25,130 --> 01:30:27,600
- What the hell is going on here ?
- Hank was coming on to me again.

1362
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:30,900
Hank ? Damn it.

1363
01:30:30,970 --> 01:30:32,900
I am so sick of that guy.

1364
01:30:33,070 --> 01:30:34,900
Okay, Hank,
come on out here.

1365
01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:37,410
Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way. Come on !

1366
01:30:37,470 --> 01:30:40,500
I may not be tough, but, damn it,
I can get good and mad !

1367
01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:43,050
- Come on!
- Stop it, man. You're scaring me.

1368
01:30:43,110 --> 01:30:45,080
What's the matter with you ?

1369
01:30:45,150 --> 01:30:47,080
Let's get off. Let's get off
before he wakes up. Come on.

1370
01:30:47,150 --> 01:30:50,380
I'm not through with you, buster.
I'm not through with you !

1371
01:30:57,330 --> 01:30:59,390
What's the matter, Hank ? Afraid
to pick on someone your own size ?

1372
01:31:01,630 --> 01:31:04,260
Areyou okay ?

1373
01:31:04,330 --> 01:31:06,270
Whathappened?

1374
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:08,270
That was dirty.

1375
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:11,070
All right. Come on.
Where are you ?

1376
01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:13,270
Where are you ?
Here I am.

1377
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:15,280
Oh, you bastard.

1378
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,810
[ Grunting ]

1379
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,870
Stop it,
you're gonna kill him !

1380
01:31:20,950 --> 01:31:24,050
[Banging, Grunting Continue]

1381
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:27,060
You're choking me.

1382
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,060
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Charlie,
don't break it. Don't break it.

1383
01:31:29,130 --> 01:31:32,120
Get on your knees and beg me.
Upyours. I beg--

1384
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:35,130
[ Cracking ]

1385
01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:41,760
On your feet, Opie.
We're gonna have some fun.

1386
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:44,400
Irene.

1387
01:31:44,470 --> 01:31:46,570
Irene.

1388
01:31:48,150 --> 01:31:51,310
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie
Baileygates. Wanna see myweasel ?

1389
01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:53,510
[ Screaming ]

1390
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:55,850
[ Panting ]

1391
01:31:56,990 --> 01:31:58,920
Free hot dogs here.
All you can eat.

1392
01:31:58,990 --> 01:32:00,920
Getyour foot-long
and a bag ofnuts.

1393
01:32:00,990 --> 01:32:04,950
No, don't listen to him !
It's not me. It's Hank.

1394
01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:13,100
Come back here, Hank.
I'm not through with you !

1395
01:32:13,170 --> 01:32:16,830
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Laughing, Groaning ]

1396
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:23,040
Had enough ? Upyours.

1397
01:32:27,220 --> 01:32:29,450
Stop it, you two !
Stop it !

1398
01:32:34,020 --> 01:32:35,620
It's Gerke !
Come on !

1399
01:32:35,690 --> 01:32:38,960
All right, Hank, truce.
For now, fucker.

1400
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:47,300
[Man] Watch out!
He's gotagun !

1401
01:32:47,370 --> 01:32:49,670
I'll follow the girl.
You get Baileygates.

1402
01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:58,750
Police officer !
Everybody down !

1403
01:32:58,820 --> 01:33:01,550
Get down !

1404
01:33:01,620 --> 01:33:03,980
Ow !

1405
01:33:06,820 --> 01:33:08,850
Get out of the way.

1406
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,930
[ Panting ]
Hank, we're shot.

1407
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,930
Come on, you pussy.
It'sjust a flesh wound. Look.

1408
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:18,020
[ Screaming ]

1409
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:29,370
Look, there's
keys in the car.

1410
01:33:29,450 --> 01:33:32,040
No, I can't go on.

1411
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:36,450
I think--
[ Groaning ]

1412
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:40,080
I think I'm gonna faint.

1413
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:42,090
[ People Screaming ]

1414
01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:50,570
Do you mean to say
that I gotta carry your sorry ass ?

1415
01:33:50,630 --> 01:33:53,400
All right.

1416
01:33:53,470 --> 01:33:56,410
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.

1417
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:02,740
Jesus, you're heavy.

1418
01:34:07,650 --> 01:34:09,640
Get in there.

1419
01:34:13,790 --> 01:34:16,590
[Folk Rock]

1420
01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:18,960
And we're gone.

1421
01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:24,430
Oh, shit!
Don't worry about him.

1422
01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:30,130
Hank, what have you done ?

1423
01:34:30,210 --> 01:34:33,670
Oh, my God !
Don't you just love it.

1424
01:34:37,110 --> 01:34:41,550
It's a strange condition

1425
01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:44,380
A day in prison

1426
01:34:44,450 --> 01:34:47,120
- Move it.
-It's got me out of my head

1427
01:34:47,190 --> 01:34:51,090
And l don't know
what l came for

1428
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:54,720
You are a sick pup.

1429
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:57,930
Yeah, well, it takes one to know one.
What are you doing ?

1430
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,830
- Hank ! [ Grunting ]
- [ Honking ]

1431
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:03,240
Ever been bitch-slapped ?

1432
01:35:03,310 --> 01:35:07,210
[ Sobbing ] I'm gonna kill you,
Hank, I swear to God.

1433
01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:10,870
Arrivederci, deadwood.
No !

1434
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:15,580
'Cause I want to know

1435
01:35:17,220 --> 01:35:21,350
And it's a strange condition

1436
01:35:21,420 --> 01:35:25,190
A day in prison

1437
01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:27,200
You got me out of my head

1438
01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:31,060
And l don't know
what l came for

1439
01:35:33,370 --> 01:35:37,640
And l want you to know

1440
01:35:51,450 --> 01:35:55,050
[ Whistling ]

1441
01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:59,730
What the hell areyou
still doing here ?

1442
01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:02,960
You can't just throw me away, Hank.
We're in this together.

1443
01:36:09,470 --> 01:36:11,410
Pritchard.

1444
01:36:11,470 --> 01:36:14,570
Cover the other end.
I want Charlie arrested on sight.

1445
01:36:33,260 --> 01:36:35,200
[Punch Lands, Thud]

1446
01:36:49,610 --> 01:36:52,380
Hey, lrene.
You just keep walking now.

1447
01:36:55,290 --> 01:36:57,980
- [ Tires Squealing ]
- [ Horn Honking ]

1448
01:37:03,790 --> 01:37:06,060
Irene ?

1449
01:37:06,130 --> 01:37:08,060
Irene ?

1450
01:37:11,300 --> 01:37:13,600
Hold it, Baileygates.
You're coming with me.

1451
01:37:13,670 --> 01:37:16,610
- Not now, Finneran.
- Yes, now !

1452
01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:20,010
That was me.

1453
01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,340
Yeah, big deal. The guy's got
a glassjaw. Shut up, Hank !

1454
01:37:22,410 --> 01:37:24,350
- You know, you're so--
- Hank!

1455
01:37:24,410 --> 01:37:26,260
Hank !

1456
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:28,460
Hey, let her go !

1457
01:37:28,530 --> 01:37:31,630
She asked for me, asshole.
Big deal.

1458
01:37:35,710 --> 01:37:38,440
Dickie, you know
I don't know anything.

1459
01:37:38,510 --> 01:37:40,440
Shut up, lrene.
It's too late.

1460
01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:51,050
Hank !

1461
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:53,450
Hank!

1462
01:37:53,530 --> 01:37:55,460
- No way.
- Come on.

1463
01:37:55,530 --> 01:37:57,960
[ Yelling ]

1464
01:38:03,540 --> 01:38:06,830
- [ Bridge Creaking ]
- Oh, no, water.

1465
01:38:06,910 --> 01:38:10,170
Yeah, she's pretty much screwed.
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.

1466
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,180
No, we're doing this.

1467
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,510
[ Grunting ]

1468
01:38:14,580 --> 01:38:16,510
Hey.

1469
01:38:16,580 --> 01:38:20,610
Hank, what are you doing ?
Give me the leg.

1470
01:38:20,690 --> 01:38:23,020
- Whoa ! Hank, hurry !
- [Creaking]

1471
01:38:24,420 --> 01:38:26,690
This is my body !

1472
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:28,950
Doyou understand that ?

1473
01:38:29,030 --> 01:38:30,960
I'm calling the shots
from now on, Hank.

1474
01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:32,960
I don't need you
to fight my battles for me.

1475
01:38:33,030 --> 01:38:34,970
If you can back down
from something this important,

1476
01:38:35,030 --> 01:38:36,970
you're nothing at all.

1477
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,870
You're nothing at all !

1478
01:38:39,940 --> 01:38:41,870
[ Creaking ]

1479
01:38:44,510 --> 01:38:46,480
[ Chuckling ]
I got my leg back.

1480
01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:49,010
Oh, no. Hank !

1481
01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:51,110
I'm coming, lrene.

1482
01:38:51,180 --> 01:38:53,210
[ Yells ]

1483
01:38:54,590 --> 01:38:56,680
Hank ! No !

1484
01:38:56,750 --> 01:39:00,050
It's okay, lrene.

1485
01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:03,390
Hank's gone.
It's me, Charlie.

1486
01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:05,400
Charlie ?

1487
01:39:05,460 --> 01:39:08,060
Uh, maybe you should
go back and get help.

1488
01:39:08,130 --> 01:39:10,070
No, I can handle it.

1489
01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:14,570
I'm warning you, pal.
You're gonna get hurt.

1490
01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:18,840
- [ Creaking ]
- Be careful, Charlie.

1491
01:39:18,910 --> 01:39:21,900
-Just do what he says, Charlie.
- Back off, back off !

1492
01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:24,570
-Just turn around. Now !
- Take it easy, Dickie.

1493
01:39:24,650 --> 01:39:26,670
- Take it easy.
- [ Creaking ]

1494
01:39:26,750 --> 01:39:29,020
There's nowhere to go.

1495
01:39:29,090 --> 01:39:31,020
Come on, Dickie.

1496
01:39:31,090 --> 01:39:33,320
Give me the gun.

1497
01:39:33,390 --> 01:39:37,590
Come on. Come on.

1498
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:40,890
That's it.
Nice and easy.

1499
01:39:42,100 --> 01:39:44,760
[ Screaming ]

1500
01:39:47,010 --> 01:39:49,000
[ Screaming ]

1501
01:39:52,110 --> 01:39:54,100
Where's my thumb ?

1502
01:39:54,180 --> 01:39:56,510
That's kidnapping and assault.
You know that, don'tyou ?

1503
01:39:56,580 --> 01:39:58,610
- Well, why stop there ?
- No !

1504
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:01,880
- [ Grunts ]
- Oh, God.

1505
01:40:03,090 --> 01:40:07,080
- Whitey !
- Rock 'n' roll !

1506
01:40:08,460 --> 01:40:11,290
[ Screaming ]

1507
01:40:13,330 --> 01:40:15,230
Irene ?

1508
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:17,770
Irene!

1509
01:40:30,620 --> 01:40:32,780
Irene !

1510
01:40:41,830 --> 01:40:45,160
Irene !

1511
01:40:50,770 --> 01:40:55,360
- Irene, lrene.
- What ? What ? Oh, my God. Ow.

1512
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:58,030
[Helicopter Approaching]

1513
01:40:58,110 --> 01:41:00,040
[ Moaning, Gurgling ]

1514
01:41:04,620 --> 01:41:06,610
Keep going.
Bring it down, bring it down.

1515
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:10,420
- Look at that.
- We're coming, Daddy.
We're coming, man.

1516
01:41:10,490 --> 01:41:13,250
It's my kids !

1517
01:41:17,830 --> 01:41:20,260
Come on, Daddy !
Grab ahold of that motherfucker, man !

1518
01:41:20,330 --> 01:41:24,270
[Hip-hop]

1519
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:39,520
I always dance with a lady
gets me there every time

1520
01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:42,350
On the road to recovery, shit,
I think we missed the damn sign

1521
01:41:42,420 --> 01:41:44,350
[Continues, lndistinct]

1522
01:41:44,420 --> 01:41:46,360
So, how's my thumb
looking, Doc ?

1523
01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:48,360
I'll let you know when I find it.

1524
01:41:49,430 --> 01:41:51,690
- Irene, Charlie.
- Hey.

1525
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:55,220
- This is Agent Steve Parfitt, F.B.I.
Old friend.
- Nice to see you.

1526
01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:58,130
You must be awfully
proud of these maniacs.

1527
01:41:58,200 --> 01:42:02,140
Oh, I am.

1528
01:42:02,210 --> 01:42:06,040
- Yeah, you know, we're proud
of this motherfucker too.
- Oh. [ Chuckling ]

1529
01:42:06,110 --> 01:42:08,870
- It's good to see you're safe, Dad.
I'll tell you that.
- Yeah.

1530
01:42:08,950 --> 01:42:11,380
[Narrator] The colonel informed them
that all the guilty parties...

1531
01:42:11,450 --> 01:42:13,850
had been apprehended.

1532
01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:15,980
Gerke was arraigned
at a Providence hospital,

1533
01:42:16,050 --> 01:42:20,490
and Agent Boshane had been arrested
at the train station in New London.

1534
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:24,490
But Charlie Baileygates
had other things on his mind.

1535
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:27,430
- Charlie, nicely done.
- Thanks, Sea Bass.

1536
01:42:28,730 --> 01:42:31,500
Hey, Whitey.
Listen, I just wanted to tell you...

1537
01:42:31,570 --> 01:42:33,660
that I really appreciate
everything you did for me.

1538
01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:35,930
I owe you a huge one.

1539
01:42:36,010 --> 01:42:39,670
And I'm truly sorry
that you had to kill again.

1540
01:42:39,740 --> 01:42:42,210
It must be really
messing with your head.

1541
01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:45,610
- I never killed anyone before.
- What ?

1542
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:48,350
Look, you were an admitted schizo
who was wanted for murder...

1543
01:42:48,420 --> 01:42:52,360
and you were laying in bed next to me
gabbin' like a 16-year-old girl
on the telephone.

1544
01:42:52,420 --> 01:42:54,580
You freaked me out, man.

1545
01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:58,430
But what about your family ?
How did they die ?

1546
01:42:58,500 --> 01:43:01,330
I never said they were dead.

1547
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:06,060
I said they were gone.
They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.

1548
01:43:06,140 --> 01:43:09,070
Look at me. I wouldn't last
two minutes out in the desert.

1549
01:43:09,140 --> 01:43:12,370
Hey, your bandage is wet.

1550
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:15,710
Oh, yeah ?
Well, maybe it's time to come off.

1551
01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:18,040
I'm surprised
it's held on this long.

1552
01:43:19,450 --> 01:43:21,380
Hey, that's not so bad.

1553
01:43:21,450 --> 01:43:26,450
Hey, Daddy. We just wanted to say
thatyou-- Holy shit.

1554
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:29,490
Look, Daddy got
a goddamn butthole on his face.

1555
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:34,000
- All Laughing]
- Oh, boy. Here we go.

1556
01:43:34,070 --> 01:43:36,560
He sure is
a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker.

1557
01:43:36,630 --> 01:43:38,570
Hey, Daddy, man.
Look, man.

1558
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:40,470
Now you can blow your nose
and wipe your ass at the same damn time.

1559
01:43:48,250 --> 01:43:50,680
You know what I'm saying ?
Oh, shit.

1560
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:01,690
- So.
- So.

1561
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:04,020
How did your meeting
with the shrink go ?

1562
01:44:04,100 --> 01:44:07,090
Oh, wonderful.
A clean bill of health.

1563
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:09,100
- Yeah ?
-Just anotherwell-rounded individual.

1564
01:44:09,170 --> 01:44:13,000
That's great, Charlie.
I'm really happy foryou.

1565
01:44:13,070 --> 01:44:15,000
Thank you.

1566
01:44:15,070 --> 01:44:17,200
Well, uh,

1567
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:21,640
I hope if you're ever,
you know, around here,

1568
01:44:21,710 --> 01:44:26,480
you'll, uh,
come and visit us.

1569
01:44:26,550 --> 01:44:30,540
Yeah. Little Rhodie.

1570
01:44:30,620 --> 01:44:32,650
Biggest little state in the union.

1571
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:36,090
Yeah.

1572
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:39,220
Yeah.

1573
01:44:41,730 --> 01:44:44,830
- Oh, let me get that foryou.
- Thanks.

1574
01:44:47,910 --> 01:44:50,640
- Hey, lrene.
- Yeah ?

1575
01:44:52,410 --> 01:44:55,000
Maybe I could come
visit you sometime soon.

1576
01:44:56,410 --> 01:44:58,410
Promise ?

1577
01:44:59,920 --> 01:45:01,910
You bet.

1578
01:45:05,260 --> 01:45:09,420
And that's the word
ofa Rhode lsland State Trooper, ma'am.

1579
01:45:35,390 --> 01:45:40,480
I found you sitting
on a suitcase crying

1580
01:45:42,130 --> 01:45:44,150
Beneath my feet

1581
01:45:44,230 --> 01:45:48,630
I feel the rumble
of a subway train

1582
01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:52,330
Yeah
l laugh out loud

1583
01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:56,070
'Cause it's the one thing
l hadn't been trying

1584
01:45:58,940 --> 01:46:02,340
The train came in breathless
the passengers restless

1585
01:46:02,410 --> 01:46:05,680
You said
baby, you'll never change

1586
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:07,840
You gotta get gone

1587
01:46:07,920 --> 01:46:10,980
You gotta get going

1588
01:46:11,060 --> 01:46:13,890
Hey, the world
ain't slowing down

1589
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:16,320
- You gotta be kidding.
-[Continues, lndistinct]

1590
01:46:19,430 --> 01:46:21,460
Hold it right there.

1591
01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:28,970
- Miss Waters.
- Yes ?

1592
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:32,130
- I'd likeyou to step
out ofthe car please.
- What did I not do now ?

1593
01:46:32,210 --> 01:46:34,470
We have reason to believe
this is a stolen vehicle.

1594
01:46:34,550 --> 01:46:36,480
What ? No, no.

1595
01:46:36,550 --> 01:46:38,780
I rented this car.

1596
01:46:38,850 --> 01:46:41,510
Would you step
out ofthe car, please ?

1597
01:46:43,220 --> 01:46:45,150
Great.

1598
01:46:47,060 --> 01:46:48,990
- Front of the car, please.
- Mm-hmm.

1599
01:46:49,060 --> 01:46:50,990
Hands on the hood.

1600
01:46:51,060 --> 01:46:53,260
- Spread your legs.
- That's great. Uh-huh.

1601
01:46:53,330 --> 01:46:55,820
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
Just following procedure, ma'am.

1602
01:46:57,230 --> 01:47:01,000
Oh, you guys.
You guys are beautiful.

1603
01:47:01,070 --> 01:47:03,340
Look, why don't we
just skip the trial ?

1604
01:47:03,410 --> 01:47:06,840
Get right to it. You can lock me up
and keep me here forever.

1605
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:10,880
That's what I had planned.

1606
01:47:24,830 --> 01:47:26,760
Oh, Charlie.

1607
01:47:29,370 --> 01:47:31,330
[ All Cheering ]

1608
01:47:34,870 --> 01:47:38,870
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1609
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,880
You paint the picture

1610
01:47:40,950 --> 01:47:43,470
With colors squeezed
from your hand

1611
01:47:43,550 --> 01:47:45,480
Weren't you the kid

1612
01:47:45,550 --> 01:47:48,040
Who just climbed
on the merry-go-round

1613
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:50,310
It's gonna be raining
wine and roses tonight.

1614
01:47:50,390 --> 01:47:53,320
I'll tell you one thing. It's gonna be
raining my motherfuckin' cookies...

1615
01:47:53,390 --> 01:47:55,650
if this motherfucker don't
stop this turbulence shit.

1616
01:47:55,730 --> 01:47:57,660
-That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
-Come on, man.

1617
01:47:57,730 --> 01:48:00,490
[Narrator] Well, that's
Charlie's story, and l'm sticking to it.

1618
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:05,000
They all moved in together
and lived as one big happy family--

1619
01:48:05,070 --> 01:48:07,330
Charlie and lrene, the guys,

1620
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:10,670
even that nice
albino fella, Whitey.

1621
01:48:10,740 --> 01:48:14,340
And l'm happy toreport
Charlie got promoted to Lieutenant...

1622
01:48:14,410 --> 01:48:17,510
in the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land.

1623
01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:20,520
the Rhode lsland State Police.

1624
01:48:20,580 --> 01:48:24,110
Yeah, it was
a regular slice of Americana.

1625
01:48:24,190 --> 01:48:28,020
Y'all come back now. Thanks
for watchin' our motherfuckin' movie.

1626
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:34,300
You gotta get gone
you gotta get going

1627
01:48:34,370 --> 01:48:38,970
Hey, the world ain't
slowing down for no one

1628
01:48:39,050 --> 01:48:42,810
-It's a carnival
calling out toyou
- [ Mooing ]

1629
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:46,980
It's calling out to you

1630
01:48:47,050 --> 01:48:49,820
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1631
01:48:49,890 --> 01:48:51,820
You paint the picture

1632
01:48:51,890 --> 01:48:55,060
With colors squeezed
from your hand

1633
01:48:55,130 --> 01:48:59,260
Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go

1634
01:48:59,330 --> 01:49:02,600
[Continues]

1635
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:33,750
Okay, everybody.
The water temperature is 63 degrees.

1636
01:55:33,830 --> 01:55:37,260
Pop's thumb should be all right
if we find it within the next six hours.

1637
01:55:37,330 --> 01:55:39,760
- You sure about that ?
- Do the math, motherfucker.

1638
01:55:39,830 --> 01:55:42,030
- Damn.
- Geez.

1639
01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:54,340
- Hey, I think I found it.
- What ?

1640
01:56:00,190 --> 01:56:03,280
- False alarm.
- Oh, damn, Whitey.