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I got a star on my car
and one on my chest

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A gun on my hip
and the right to arrest

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I'm the guy who's the boss
on this highway

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So watch out what you're doin'
when you're drivin' my way

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If you break the law
you'll hear from me I know

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I'm working for the state
I'm the highway patrol

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Well, you know me when you see me
'cause my door's painted white

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My siren a-screamin'
and my flashin' red light

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I work all day
and I work all night

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Just to keep the law and order
tryin' to do what's right

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If I write you out a ticket

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Then you better drive slow

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I'm just a-doin' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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I'm the highway patrol
The highway patrol

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My hours are long
and my pay is low

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But I'll do my best
to keep you drivin' slow

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I'm just a-doin' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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Meet Charlie...
helpful dad, upstanding citizen...

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and an 18-year veteran of the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land.

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The Rhode Island State Police.

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That's Charlie's home...
modest, like the man.

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Even though he lived
on the water,

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Charlie wasn't
much of a swimmer...

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which will come into play
a little later in our story.

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But I'm getting way ahead
of myself.

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You know, maybe it's best if we just
go back and begin at the beginning.

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As a young man, Charlie had the world
by its bootstraps.

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He was the best young trooper
on the force...

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and was dating the prettiest
and smartest gal in town.

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Her name was Layla,
just like the melody.

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Mmm, Charlie.

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You have no idea
how much I love you.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Well, will you stay
with me no matter what?

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Of course, Charlie.

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Well, what if I had to move to the
Arctic, and you could never come home,

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and you had to eat whale blubber
for the rest of your life?

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- Would you still stay with me?
- Yeah, I'd stay.

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- But I hope that never happens.
- Yeah, me too.

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Well, by spring time,

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they had made it official.

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Boy, let me tell you,

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that was some wedding.

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It was presided over
by Father Ken Gumbert,

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and half the Rhode Island
State Police Force was in attendance.

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- Congratulations, Charlie.
- Thank you, Captain.

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- Ooh!
- All right.

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- Look what I got.
- Ooh!

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Whoo. Here we go.

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Ah.

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Oh, um, excuse me.
Do you people take checks?

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Say that again. Do we people
take checks? You mean, the black man?

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No, no, no, no, no.
God, no. Your company.

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Don't give me that backtracking
bullshit. That was a racist slur!

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No, it wasn't, really.
I- I would never...

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Tell you what!
I'll make it real easy for you.

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Why don't you just pay me
in cotton or a cartload of watermelons?

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Or how's about a couple
of them buckets of fried chicken?

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'Cause you know how we black people...
we just love fried chicken, Mr. Charlie.

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- Hey, no, come on now. Settle down.
- What's going on?

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This cat don't believe
a nigger knows how to cash a check.

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Ain't that about a bitch!

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Charlie, I don't wanna ever hear you
use the "N" word in this house.

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What? I... I never said
anything remotely racist.

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- Oh, so it's
the little people thing then?

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No!

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You think just 'cause I'm small,
you can just push me around?

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Well, come on, my friend,
let's boogie.

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- I'm gonna give you a little
lesson in low center of gravity.

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What?

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Hey, whoa, hey, stop it!

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Hey! Cut it...
Stop it now. Sir!

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Don't patronize me
with that "sir" crap.

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Whoa, hey, those are illegal.

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Stop. Oh, God!

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- Oh, it's on now! It's on.
- Charlie!

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Charlie, don't hit him!

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, stop it!
Charlie, stop it!

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Charlie, Charlie. Hey, hey, hey,
just let me handle this. Stop it!

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Excuse me, Mister, um,
"Jackson"...

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Uh... Oh, stop it!
What-What-What is your first name?

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It's Shonte.

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Shonte, I'm... I am...
I am so, so sorry. I apologize.

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Oh, come on, here.
Let me walk you to your car.

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I just don't have the patience for
people who judge books by their cover.

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And you shouldn't have to.

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Treating me like a dumbshit. I mean,
who does he think he's talking to?

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I'm a tenured professor
of molecular genetics over at Brown,

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- and I'm head
of the Boston chapter of MENSA.

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You're kidding?

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No. I'm just driving this limo
as a sociologic experiment, that's it.

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- But MENSA? I'm president
of the Providence chapter.

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No kidding.

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Just when Charlie thought
life couldn't get any sweeter,

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old Mr. Stork dropped in
to pay him and Layla a visit.

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It's a boy!

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Oh, boy, oy, oy.

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He's so...

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Huh? What?

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Whoa, oh, my God, we're in luck.

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He's got company!

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Push! Push!

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Charlie loved those boys so much,

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he just couldn't face
the truth.

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And so he went on with his life,
as if everything was normal.

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Hey, Finneran.
Hey, Buddy.

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- Hey! Hope you brought
your appetite with ya.

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Oh, I did.

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- Ahh!
- Charlie, your kids look great.

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Yeah, don't they? Thanks.

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Charlie,

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Just between you and me,

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did you ever notice that your kids have
sort of a year-round tan?

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Yeah, well, uh...

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- My great grandmother's half Italian.
- Half Italian?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that's probably why
the water beads off their hair, huh?

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Yeah, so?

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- I mean, a lot of people have
different kind of hair.

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Oh, yeah.

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I mean, what are you...
what are you... what are you getting at?

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No, no, I'm just saying is...
You know...

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Come on, Charlie,
goddamn it!

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Those kids' dicks are bigger
than them sausages.

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Knock it off, Finneran. Those are
my children you're talking about.

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- I've been meaning
to ask you about that.

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Finneran!

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Get over here.
It's your turn.

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Charlie, don't mind me.

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It's j-just the beer talking,
you know? Whoo!

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Hmm. Sure.

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There's something powerful
bubbling up inside me, Father,

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and I'm afraid that someday,

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if I don't do something,
I'm gonna explode.

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Where does this rage
come from, my son?

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I don't know.
It's a lot of things, really.

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Take my wife, for example.

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I love her like no other,

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but part of me suspects
that she may be having an affair.

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And I'm-I'm probably
just being paranoid here,

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but I get the feeling...

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that the entire town is
laughing at me behind my back.

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Charlie, that you?

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Eventually,
Charlie's worst fears were realized.

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I'm so sorry, Charlie.
Really, I am.

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But I have to do this.
I found my soul mate.

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But...

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I thought I was your soul mate.

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Tsk. Oh.

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Come on, legs.
Let's roll, baby.

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I don't know what to say.

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I guess the heart just wants
what the heart wants.

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Bye, Charlie.

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But you said
you'd eat whale blubber.

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Oh, she'll be eating blubber,
all right, just as soon as I free willy.

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It's funny how a man
reacts when his heart gets broken.

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Some break down
and cry like a baby.

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Others, they take out an Uzi
and climb a clock tower.

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But Charlie Bailey gates
didn't seem to react at all.

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He just swallowed hard,

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felt that slab of heartache
slide over the lump in this throat,

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and he locked it all away.

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As you can imagine,
it wasn't easy...

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for little Jamaal,
Lee Harvey and Shonte Junior...

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growing up without a mom,

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but Charlie made that little house into
a big old home, and the boys flourished.

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Let me tell you,
they were smart ones.

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- What are you buildin', fellas?
- An airplane, Daddy.

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Bye-bye!

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- Bye, Daddy!
- Have a good time at work!

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Bye, Daddy!

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Love you, Daddy!

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Where he can't hide

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- From himself
- No. No!

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Hey! Stop it! Jamaal, you're
in a lot of trouble! Get off that!

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Don't you take off in that!

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- How many seas
must a white dove sail

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Shonte Junior,

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How can you keep eatin' that crap
and never gain weight?

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I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.

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How many times

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- Must the cannonballs fly
- Do you believe his voice?

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That's Gomer Pyle!

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Before they're
forever banned

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- The answer, my friend
- Daddy, can we watch

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Richard Pryor on H.B.O.?

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- Is blowing in the wind
- Richard Pryor?

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- Please.
- Okay.

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In Africa, though,
I go out

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in the country. Whoo!

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You see some lions and shit.
I'm talkin' about real lions,

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not them kind you be
fuckin' with in the zoo.

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You fuck with the lions,
"Hey, lion, motherfucker!"

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Be throwin' shit at it.
Lion be, "Uh-oh, oh!"

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As they have
a way of doing, the years

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passed some what regularly.

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And the boys, well,
they came into their own.

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...is make her
toss my salad!

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The guy's like, "Toss my salad?
W- Well, what's that?"

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Yeah, well,
having your salad tossed...

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means having your asshole
eaten out with jelly or syrup.

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I prefer syrup.

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He's a funny motherfucker.

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Although Charlie's
police work had started to suffer,

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the kids were doing great.

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Damn! I can't figure out the atomic
mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron.

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00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:48,945
Shit, man,
that shit's simple.

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- Look. Tell me this, tell me this.
- What, what?

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- What's a deuteron made up of?
- Duh, a proton and a neutron.

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Then what's this motherfuckin' electron
doin' right there?

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00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:04,801
- Shit, I don't know.
- Well, get it outta there then!

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00:14:04,836 --> 00:14:07,421
Okay, so you sayin' I add up
the atomic masses of the proton

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00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:08,387
and the neutron, right?

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00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:10,091
- Mm-hmm.
- I sees that, but what do I do

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00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:11,654
with the goddamn electron?

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00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,176
Can I bring it over here?

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00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:15,637
Enrico Fermi would roll over
in his motherfuckin' grave

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00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:16,895
if he heard that stupid shit.

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00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:19,682
I mean, he'd just turn over ass up
in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck.

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00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:21,768
Man, Jamaal, man,
just cut my man some slack, dog.

221
00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:22,727
Look here, I'm just try
in'

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to help him save face, all right?

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00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:27,023
He keep askin' questions like that,
motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid.

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00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,990
- I ain't stupid.
- Mornin', fellas.

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- Oh, hey, Dad.
- Hey, Pops, how you doin', man?

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00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:35,447
- What's all the commotion down here?
- Just school shit and shit.

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00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,325
- How's my little guy doin'?
- Strugglin'. This quantum

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physics is confusing.

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00:14:39,493 --> 00:14:42,745
- If I don't buckle down,
I'm gonna get myself another B-plus.

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Oh, that'd be whack.

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Man, he so fuckin' dumb,
he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.

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00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:50,920
- Give it up, dog.
- Well, you think polypeptide's

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a motherfuckin' toothpaste.

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00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:57,510
Oh, I gotta get outta here.
I don't want to have to bust a cap.

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Kisses.

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Mm, Daddy.

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- See ya later.
- Love

238
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:04,523
ya! All right.

239
00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:09,688
Yeah, Charlie was gettin'
a lot of respect inside the house,

240
00:15:09,723 --> 00:15:14,317
but outside...
well, that was another story.

241
00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:20,364
Mornin', Ed.

242
00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:23,283
Charlie.

243
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,994
Say, Ed, did you see
where my paper went today?

244
00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:29,205
Uh, the wife's got it
in the shitter.

245
00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:35,336
Well, could you tell her to throw it
on the porch when she's done?

246
00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:37,630
Can't you get one at work?

247
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:45,637
Yeah, I
... suppose I could.

248
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,764
You betcha.

249
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,610
I'd like that

250
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:05,239
If we could cycle
down some lane

251
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:09,034
I'd like that

252
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:12,954
If we could ride
into the rain

253
00:16:12,996 --> 00:16:15,206
No mess getting wet

254
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,834
I'd be your Albert

255
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:21,421
If you'd be Victoria

256
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:24,758
Ha, ha
We'd laugh because

257
00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:29,637
Each drop would make me
grow up really high

258
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,848
Really high like a really high thing
say a sun flower

259
00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:36,451
- Hey, Charlie.
- Hey, George, Herb.

260
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,985
- Hi, Charlie.
- How do, fellas?

261
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:42,169
- Hi, Charlie.
- Listen, Dick, I was...

262
00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:45,318
Hey, guys, check out
the rack on this one.

263
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,829
Oh, yeah,
that's what daddy likes.

264
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:52,248
It looks like a dead heat
in a zeppelin race.

265
00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:55,786
- Yeah, a couple of Hindenburgs, huh?
- Oh, the humanity!

266
00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:59,331
Come on, guys, take it easy.
She's a mom.

267
00:17:06,295 --> 00:17:08,381
"She's a mom. "

268
00:17:10,591 --> 00:17:14,011
- She's not my mom!
- She's a yummy mom.

269
00:17:17,306 --> 00:17:19,933
- You kill me!
- "She's a mom. "

270
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:30,610
Sure, that is good.
Oh.

271
00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:35,155
Listen, uh, Dick, I'm sorry,
uh, to bother you like this,

272
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:39,618
but, uh, uh, your-your-your car
is gonna have to be moved.

273
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:42,286
Yeah, sure, Charlie, okay.

274
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:46,791
I should be done here
in another ten or fifteen minutes.

275
00:17:46,826 --> 00:17:49,675
You know,
I hate to be a stickler, Dick,

276
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,004
but, uh, the law states that you can't
park in one place for more than an hour,

277
00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,633
and you've been there for...

278
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,844
goin' on three days now.

279
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:03,432
All right, all right,
the law's the law.

280
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,936
Park it behind the grocery store,
will ya, Charlie?

281
00:18:10,396 --> 00:18:12,815
Yeah, sure.

282
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:18,028
- This one?
- There's an old saying.

283
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:21,490
- An ostrich with his head
in the sand makes a lousy cop.

284
00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:22,032
My fault.

285
00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:24,972
You see, if you can't deal
with your own problems,

286
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:27,871
- well, it's hard to deal with others'.
- Sweetie.

287
00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:30,755
Sweetie?
That's kind of dangerous.

288
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:34,836
You wanna move it up onto the sidewalk,
away from the traffic?

289
00:18:34,871 --> 00:18:38,882
My dad says you're a joke,
and I don't have to listen to you.

290
00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:45,053
Well, your father
is entitled to his opinion,

291
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:48,223
but I am an officer of the law,
and, uh, by all rights, I...

292
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:51,893
- Fuck off!
- You should watch your mouth,

293
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,060
little girl.

294
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,613
Thank you, have a nice day.

295
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,582
- Excuse me. Charlie! Hey!
- Hey.

296
00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:10,119
You mind if I get ahead of you?
I'm in a wicked rush. Is that okay?

297
00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:12,204
- Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.
- You're a doll.

298
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:15,332
- Aw.
- Hey, kids, over here! Now!

299
00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:21,462
Didn't I tell you to stay with me?
Stop! Put those down!

300
00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:35,517
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

301
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:07,672
"VagiClean," huh?
What's the matter, honey?

302
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,424
Little extra cheese
on the taco?

303
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:14,261
- Excuse me.
- No, excuse me.

304
00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:19,600
There's no tag on this.

305
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:21,734
Price check on VagiClean,
aisle five.

306
00:20:21,769 --> 00:20:27,148
I repeat. Price check on VagiClean,
aisle five. That's VagiClean.

307
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,900
We got a customer down here
with a full-on fallopian fungus.

308
00:20:29,935 --> 00:20:31,241
She's baking a loaf of bread,

309
00:20:31,276 --> 00:20:34,113
and I think it's sourdough.

310
00:20:36,073 --> 00:20:39,201
Put a rush on that.

311
00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:43,128
Hey, big guy,
did you hear the news?

312
00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:46,541
My son, Billy, got the lead
in the high school musical.

313
00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:50,169
Well, I guess he likes
the cock after all.

314
00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:52,964
Wha...

315
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:59,595
I'm basically no good

316
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,265
Still wanna skip rope
on the street?

317
00:21:02,306 --> 00:21:04,850
I'm gonna tell my daddy
on you, Charlie!

318
00:21:04,885 --> 00:21:07,394
Wrong answer.
And the name's Hank, fuckface.

319
00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:15,276
And I'm not fit to touch

320
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,237
The hem of your garment

321
00:21:18,272 --> 00:21:20,823
And no, no

322
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,117
I'm not fit to touch

323
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:27,538
The hem of your garment

324
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,814
There you go, Dick.

325
00:21:56,856 --> 00:22:01,068
I parked it for ya.
By the way,

326
00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:05,615
you got a headlight out.

327
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,100
Yeah

328
00:22:12,135 --> 00:22:14,873
Oh, no

329
00:22:14,956 --> 00:22:18,084
All right

330
00:22:48,362 --> 00:22:52,366
- Mm-mm, that looks good.
- Here you go, Colonel.

331
00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:54,951
Very good, Malcolm.
Thank you.

332
00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:57,371
Colonel, we got a problem.
There's something wrong with Charlie.

333
00:22:57,406 --> 00:22:58,837
- One-X to 112.
- 112 responding.

334
00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:02,799
- One-X to 112.
- 112 responding.

335
00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:05,503
Of course, there's
not much about this sort of thing...

336
00:23:05,538 --> 00:23:08,137
in the Rhode Island
State Police manual,

337
00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:12,843
so they sent him up to Boston to see
a team of highly trained head doctors.

338
00:23:12,878 --> 00:23:15,638
They quickly identified
the problem.

339
00:23:15,673 --> 00:23:17,765
You got a major screw loose.

340
00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:24,521
- Doctors have diagnosed you
as having a split personality.

341
00:23:24,556 --> 00:23:25,230
A schizo.

342
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,572
- I-I don't remember any of this.
- That's because...

343
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:32,486
according to that report, it wasn't you
that this was happening to.

344
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:34,818
- It was this other guy.
- Hank.

345
00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:37,081
- Huh?
- He said his name was Hank.

346
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,243
- And apparently Hank is
trying to get out.

347
00:23:39,278 --> 00:23:40,125
Trying to get out?

348
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,996
What do you mean, "get out"?
How did he get in?

349
00:23:43,031 --> 00:23:45,374
- You created him.
- By not dealing with

350
00:23:45,409 --> 00:23:46,750
your problems, Charlie.

351
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,753
Ever since, uh...

352
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:56,050
Well, you know, you've been
avoiding confrontation.

353
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:59,810
- But this guy inside... he doesn't.
- Hank.

354
00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:03,849
Doctors feel that, uh, you've created
this character out of necessity.

355
00:24:03,884 --> 00:24:05,851
You never stick up
for yourself.

356
00:24:05,886 --> 00:24:08,437
Charlie,

357
00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:12,566
why didn't you take
a vacation when Layla left?

358
00:24:15,693 --> 00:24:18,320
Why would I?
You know?

359
00:24:18,362 --> 00:24:22,658
I mean, wives leave their husbands
every day in this country.

360
00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:25,929
There's no reason
to shortchange the department.

361
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,165
I mean, it's not like I had the flu.

362
00:24:36,421 --> 00:24:38,380
Have you picked up
your medication, Charlie?

363
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:47,681
I'm really not crazy about it, though.

364
00:24:47,764 --> 00:24:49,690
You know,
it makes me so dry.

365
00:24:49,725 --> 00:24:52,436
You have to take it anyway.
Dr. Rabinowitz assure us...

366
00:24:52,471 --> 00:24:54,438
that if you do,
everything'll be fine.

367
00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,989
This is a bunch of crap!

368
00:24:57,024 --> 00:25:00,659
No wonder you're the smallest state.
Little mind, little state.

369
00:25:00,694 --> 00:25:03,029
It shouldn't even be a state. It should
be the District of Rhode Island.

370
00:25:03,064 --> 00:25:05,281
- Whatever you say.
- Can you take these

371
00:25:05,316 --> 00:25:06,831
goddamn things off, please?

372
00:25:06,866 --> 00:25:10,076
And could you stop
looking at my ass?

373
00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:13,079
Pritchard, what...
what's going on out here?

374
00:25:13,114 --> 00:25:15,380
Well, Colonel, her name's
Waters, Irene P.

375
00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:19,794
I pulled her over on 95
for a broken tail light. I ran a check.

376
00:25:19,836 --> 00:25:22,297
She's got an outstanding warrant
in up state New York.

377
00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:25,174
- Hit and run?
- Hit and run. Injured pedestrian

378
00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:26,265
signed a complaint.

379
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:30,679
Oh, well, I think I might remember that.
That is ridiculous.

380
00:25:30,714 --> 00:25:33,724
- I've never been in an accident.
Not in my whole life.

381
00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:33,974
Well,

382
00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:37,394
I've just gotten off the phone
with the New York State Patrol.

383
00:25:37,429 --> 00:25:41,231
They don't seem to think
it's so ridiculous.

384
00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:44,192
Look, j u...
How can we fix...

385
00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,319
Were you in Massena, New York,
last Friday, second of May?

386
00:25:47,354 --> 00:25:50,923
Well, yeah, I live there,
but I didn't have any accident.

387
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:54,493
Look, I'm just driving
down to Block Island to see my sister.

388
00:25:54,534 --> 00:25:57,996
You seem like a nice guy.
Is there anyway you might

389
00:25:58,031 --> 00:25:59,838
let me handle this by mail?

390
00:25:59,873 --> 00:26:03,314
Unfortunately, Miss Waters,
I'm not the one you have to convince.

391
00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:06,755
If there's been a mistake,
you have to clear it up in Massena.

392
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:09,466
What? Okay, wait.
You...

393
00:26:09,549 --> 00:26:12,385
Because of somebody else's mistake,
I have to get in my car...

394
00:26:12,426 --> 00:26:16,471
and drive all the way back
to upstate New York?

395
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,855
No, ma'am.

396
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:31,861
We'll have one
of our troopers escort you.

397
00:26:34,196 --> 00:26:36,907
Hey, Hollywood, turn

398
00:26:36,949 --> 00:26:38,499
your fucking phone off.

399
00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:40,626
- Yeah?
- You're an asshole.

400
00:26:40,661 --> 00:26:42,628
Oh, hello, Irene.
What did I do now?

401
00:26:42,663 --> 00:26:45,624
Listen, I'm sitting at a police station
somewhere in Rhode Island,

402
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,627
and they're shipping me back
to Massena on some bogus crap.

403
00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:50,629
- Sound familiar?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

404
00:26:50,671 --> 00:26:52,839
- I don't have a clue
what you're talking about.

405
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,172
Dickie!

406
00:26:53,214 --> 00:26:55,633
Cut the bullshit!

407
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:03,473
Listen to me, okay?
It's over, Dickie. It's over.

408
00:27:03,515 --> 00:27:06,358
So please just stop
messing with me,

409
00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:09,354
and call your friends and
tell them to back off, okay?

410
00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:11,314
Look, I'm being
a straight shooter here.

411
00:27:11,356 --> 00:27:13,525
If you need help,
I'll help you.

412
00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:18,780
Just give me all the details. I'll
get to the bottom of it. All right?

413
00:27:18,815 --> 00:27:22,241
Massena, New York? Man, goddamn,
Daddy, that's damn near Canada.

414
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:25,167
I know, I know.
It wasn't my idea.

415
00:27:25,202 --> 00:27:28,496
I gotta take this gal up north,
and then the colonel ordered me

416
00:27:28,531 --> 00:27:29,838
to take a week's vacation.

417
00:27:29,873 --> 00:27:32,048
Why a week?
Man, that's a long motherfuckin' time.

418
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,587
Well, he wants me to rest while
I'm getting used to the medication.

419
00:27:35,628 --> 00:27:39,173
Aw, come on, you don't have to worry
about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.

420
00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:42,719
These two motherfuckers can do
the shoppin', and I'll do the cookin'.

421
00:27:42,754 --> 00:27:45,721
Man, you do the cookin'?
You thought you got chipped beef

422
00:27:45,756 --> 00:27:46,937
from a toothy blow job.

423
00:27:46,972 --> 00:27:51,727
You're gonna have Shonte Junior down
under goddamn 400 pounds. Fuck that.

424
00:27:51,762 --> 00:27:54,938
- Can't have that happen. Okay, guys.
- No, we can't, we can't.

425
00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:58,609
I'm not leaving till morning.
You know the rules when I go:

426
00:27:58,650 --> 00:28:00,152
No bitches after 11:00.

427
00:28:01,903 --> 00:28:04,092
- All right, Pops!
- Yeah, man.

428
00:28:04,127 --> 00:28:06,282
- Bye, Daddy!
- Got ya, Papa!

429
00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:08,366
Love you, Daddy!

430
00:28:09,284 --> 00:28:12,913
Now who the hell's
this Irene honey, anyway?

431
00:28:12,954 --> 00:28:15,081
She worked for me
the past couple years.

432
00:28:15,123 --> 00:28:17,876
I hired her to be
my golf course superintendent.

433
00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:22,172
- We got close.
- No, you got stupid.

434
00:28:22,255 --> 00:28:25,926
For the love of shit,
these are the loose ends that can

435
00:28:25,961 --> 00:28:27,893
hang you, Dickie. And me too.

436
00:28:27,928 --> 00:28:31,472
- How much does she know?
- She might have gotten wind

437
00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:32,438
of some things.

438
00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:35,191
Yeah, well,
we're gonna find out.

439
00:28:35,226 --> 00:28:37,936
The complaint was signed
by a guy named Peterson.

440
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,063
He's with the E.P.A.

441
00:28:40,146 --> 00:28:43,232
E.P.A.?
I thought they were in our pocket.

442
00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:45,860
Well, not all of 'em.

443
00:29:00,582 --> 00:29:02,709
- Hang on, ma'am.
- Yeah.

444
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:14,679
This vacation is
just what Charlie needs.

445
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,098
I bet he's a new man
when he gets back.

446
00:29:18,181 --> 00:29:20,392
If we let him back.

447
00:29:21,601 --> 00:29:24,187
What do you mean?

448
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:28,566
Well, I mean that he's become
a pretty big liability.

449
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,902
We may have to let him go.

450
00:29:30,944 --> 00:29:34,989
Let him go? But-But, Captain,
police work is Charlie's whole li...

451
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:38,993
I know, I know, damn it.
I know.

452
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:45,373
I found you sittin'
on a suit case cryin'

453
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,507
It's a great time of year
to ride,

454
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:50,920
long as you don't mind
one or two bugs.

455
00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:57,009
I laugh out loud
'cause it's the one thing

456
00:29:57,044 --> 00:30:01,097
I hadn't been trying

457
00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:05,851
The train came in breathless
The passengers restless

458
00:30:05,886 --> 00:30:09,312
She said
Baby you'll never change

459
00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:13,942
You gotta get gone
You gotta get goin'

460
00:30:13,984 --> 00:30:19,156
The world ain't slowin' down
for no one

461
00:30:19,239 --> 00:30:23,701
It's a carnival
callin' out to you

462
00:30:25,619 --> 00:30:29,372
It sounds like a song
It hits you like scripture

463
00:30:29,407 --> 00:30:32,292
Boy, you can't beat
the open road!

464
00:30:34,711 --> 00:30:39,924
Weren't you the kid who just
climbed on the merry-go-round

465
00:30:40,008 --> 00:30:44,220
Hey look the world
ain't slowin' down

466
00:30:46,139 --> 00:30:49,183
- Hey, hey
- Oh, no!

467
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:53,604
Oh, my goodness.
Geez.

468
00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:56,772
Those damn truckers.

469
00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:01,360
You know, you'd think they'd
call someone to come clean this up.

470
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:04,280
Poor thing.
Oh, that's terrible.

471
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:10,710
By the looks of her,
she's been here for a while.

472
00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:14,372
Well, I doubt we're gonna be able
to move her, but we should try.

473
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,416
You wanna get that end?
Just give it a little push?

474
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:20,045
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, we should give it a shot.

475
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,881
- Okay? Go ahead.
- Okay.

476
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:26,051
- Just-Just push as hard as you can.
- Yeah, okay.

477
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,179
Jesus!

478
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,563
- Okay, you just...
- Oh, it's still alive.

479
00:31:32,598 --> 00:31:36,893
- Just stand back. I'll take care of it.
- God, that's terrible.

480
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:41,147
- Oh. Now, don't-don't look, okay?
- Yeah.

481
00:31:46,152 --> 00:31:50,573
Well, old girl,
Your suffering's over.

482
00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:03,502
Oh, it ain't always easy
doing Mother Nature's work.

483
00:32:05,586 --> 00:32:06,253
Oh, J...

484
00:32:14,178 --> 00:32:17,098
Oh.
Do you believe that?

485
00:32:17,139 --> 00:32:19,976
No, it's... Yech.

486
00:32:20,059 --> 00:32:22,644
Oh, my God in heaven!

487
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:25,230
Oh, God!

488
00:32:25,313 --> 00:32:28,483
God! What the hell
is wrong with you?

489
00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:30,610
Die!

490
00:32:31,695 --> 00:32:33,536
Let go!
Let go, girl!

491
00:32:33,571 --> 00:32:36,408
On to greener pastures. Come on.

492
00:32:36,449 --> 00:32:39,597
They're clear-cutting a place
in heaven for you.

493
00:32:39,632 --> 00:32:42,746
- Come on! Help me out! Do something!
- But...

494
00:32:42,781 --> 00:32:45,665
- I don't...
- Let go!

495
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,294
Let it go!
Go!

496
00:32:54,549 --> 00:32:56,551
Oh!

497
00:33:00,596 --> 00:33:05,643
Well, that was tough,

498
00:33:05,727 --> 00:33:08,979
but I think we did
the right thing.

499
00:33:19,488 --> 00:33:23,033
Patrol car, yes.
Okay, thank you.

500
00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:26,871
- Can I help you?
- Yes, I'm Officer Bailey gates,

501
00:33:26,912 --> 00:33:28,003
Rhode Island State Police.

502
00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:32,041
I have, uh, your prisoner,
Miss Irene Waters here.

503
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:35,879
- All right. I'll tell them you're here.
- Okay-dee, right-dee.

504
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:49,766
What are those for?

505
00:33:49,808 --> 00:33:53,228
Oh, it's just
this stupid thing.

506
00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:58,441
I have to take a pill every six hours
or I feel funny. No big deal.

507
00:33:58,483 --> 00:34:01,611
What's it called?

508
00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:07,825
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage.

509
00:34:08,075 --> 00:34:10,161
Ah.

510
00:34:11,162 --> 00:34:14,081
Does your ass feel numb?

511
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:21,046
No, but they give me
unbelievable cotton mouth.

512
00:34:21,129 --> 00:34:24,632
- I meant from the ride.
- Oh, no, no.

513
00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:28,552
Over the years,
my ass has taken a pounding.

514
00:34:29,011 --> 00:34:31,492
Miss Waters,
my name is Peterson.

515
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,974
This is my partner,
Agent Boshane.

516
00:34:34,016 --> 00:34:37,353
We're with the Environmental Protection
Agency's Special Investigations.

517
00:34:37,394 --> 00:34:39,355
- The E.P.A.?
- Yeah.

518
00:34:39,396 --> 00:34:41,356
What'd I hit?
A bald headed eagle?

519
00:34:41,397 --> 00:34:43,990
Well, we'll explain that
to you, ma'am,

520
00:34:44,025 --> 00:34:48,988
but right now, we're gonna ask you
to come along with us.

521
00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:52,492
- Well, why don't you
just explain it to me now?

522
00:34:52,527 --> 00:34:53,368
Well, ma'am,

523
00:34:53,409 --> 00:34:58,163
we put your hit-and-run report out
on the wire in order to track you down.

524
00:34:58,198 --> 00:35:02,626
- Track me down for what?
- Agent Boshane?

525
00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:09,924
I want to remind you again,
our station's at your disposal.

526
00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:12,343
You're more than welcome to use
any of our interrogation rooms.

527
00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:16,844
We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke,
but we're all set.

528
00:35:16,879 --> 00:35:21,310
All right. Well,
if there's anything at all I c...

529
00:35:31,987 --> 00:35:35,239
Uh, excuse me.

530
00:35:35,322 --> 00:35:39,743
I'm just gonna
get myself a drink of water.

531
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:51,129
Ahh! So if I could, uh,

532
00:35:51,212 --> 00:35:53,631
Just get someone to sign this,
I'll be on my way.

533
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:56,092
Yeah.

534
00:35:57,218 --> 00:35:59,268
Well, Miss Waters,
uh, good luck.

535
00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:01,222
And I hope everything
works out great for you.

536
00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:03,850
Thanks a lot, Charlie.

537
00:36:05,351 --> 00:36:08,110
I haven't done anything wrong,
and you know it.

538
00:36:08,145 --> 00:36:12,441
What about the marijuana roaches
you left behind when you moved

539
00:36:12,476 --> 00:36:13,941
out of your apartment?

540
00:36:13,983 --> 00:36:17,778
So I smoked some pot.
What is that, a crime?

541
00:36:20,698 --> 00:36:23,409
As is being an accessory
to bribery, embezzlement,

542
00:36:23,451 --> 00:36:25,411
tax evasion
and racketeering.

543
00:36:25,453 --> 00:36:29,915
- What are you talking about?
- Does the name Dickie Thurman

544
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:30,791
ring a bell?

545
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,342
His company,
Cedar Creek Limited,

546
00:36:33,377 --> 00:36:36,220
has been under a sealed
grand jury investigation for 18 months.

547
00:36:36,255 --> 00:36:40,300
How does that make me an accessory?
I laid some sod on Dickie's golf course.

548
00:36:40,335 --> 00:36:40,432
So?

549
00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:45,012
Tell me this... a big operation like
the Cedar Creek Country Club...

550
00:36:45,047 --> 00:36:47,723
how'd you get the job
as the head greens keeper?

551
00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:52,436
By default. This guy,
Tedeschi or Tedescho,

552
00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:54,521
he was hired before me,
but he died.

553
00:36:54,556 --> 00:36:56,899
Heart problem or something.

554
00:36:58,734 --> 00:37:00,693
The feds believed that Irene knew...

555
00:37:00,728 --> 00:37:02,653
more than
she thought she knew,

556
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,746
and her life was in danger.

557
00:37:04,781 --> 00:37:08,722
They explained that everything had
been happening right under her nose...

558
00:37:08,757 --> 00:37:12,663
payoffs of government agencies, threats
towards those who stood in the way,

559
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,416
and her predecessor's
heart attack?

560
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:18,752
Well, that was just
cold blooded murder.

561
00:37:18,787 --> 00:37:21,213
Oh, man.

562
00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:32,097
Can you excuse me?

563
00:37:49,572 --> 00:37:52,741
Pizza kid.

564
00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:58,372
- How much?
- Uh, that comes to 13.95.

565
00:38:23,271 --> 00:38:25,731
Oh, son of a bitch!

566
00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:45,089
Well, it was a good thing
Charlie had told her...

567
00:38:45,124 --> 00:38:49,962
he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese
Lodge and Miniature Golf Resort.

568
00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:51,595
Charlie?

569
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:56,217
Irene finagled a key
from the front desk and let her self in.

570
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,302
Charlie.

571
00:39:08,228 --> 00:39:12,441
- Charlie, what's going on here?
- Hmm? Irene?

572
00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:15,152
Oh! Oh, uh, uh...

573
00:39:15,193 --> 00:39:19,572
Irene, I was just, um...
I was gonna, um, study your file...

574
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:22,533
and, uh, try to find
a loophole.

575
00:39:24,702 --> 00:39:28,039
Did your lips get as chapped
as mine on the ride down?

576
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,047
Nevermind!
I need your help.

577
00:39:30,082 --> 00:39:32,960
There was a shootout down at the thing,
and the agents are dead.

578
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:34,875
- Dead?
- Yeah, they were after me, Charlie.

579
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:40,842
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.
I know it.

580
00:39:43,635 --> 00:39:48,015
- So what are you gonna do?
- We'll call the police.

581
00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:49,982
What?
No, you can't do that.

582
00:39:50,017 --> 00:39:53,353
Dickie has those guys in his
back pocket. That's why I came to you.

583
00:39:53,388 --> 00:39:56,082
- How... Wha... How do you...
- Oh!

584
00:39:56,117 --> 00:39:58,776
Hey, this is serious shit!
You don't...

585
00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:01,403
I'm outta here.

586
00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:03,947
Hey, wait. No, don't do that!
Come on, hold on!

587
00:40:03,989 --> 00:40:05,913
Just let me think for a second, okay?

588
00:40:05,948 --> 00:40:09,577
Think someplace else, Charlie. This is
the first place they're gonna look.

589
00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:11,703
Damn it!

590
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:23,131
- So where are we going, anyway?
- You'll see!

591
00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:26,975
Well, they went on the lam for a bit,

592
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:30,179
- and then Charlie made
a couple of phone calls.

593
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:42,358
Irene, take it easy now.

594
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:45,486
- Charlie?
- Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

595
00:40:45,528 --> 00:40:49,197
- Hey.
- Good work, Bailey gates.

596
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,282
- Thanks.
- I'm sorry I had to meet you

597
00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:52,372
all the way out here.

598
00:40:52,407 --> 00:40:54,374
No, that's okay.
It's just as well.

599
00:40:54,409 --> 00:40:56,995
Poor gal's a little paranoid.
My kids are like that.

600
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:59,122
Somewhere along the line,
they just get this idea that

601
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,207
the cops are the bad guys...

602
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:11,093
Listen, I don't know what's going on,
and I didn't tell the feds anything.

603
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:14,887
Dickie told me
you were street smart, huh?

604
00:41:14,929 --> 00:41:16,931
Why the hell would you
run back to this idiot?

605
00:41:22,769 --> 00:41:26,648
Drop the gun, moron.
You're being videotaped.

606
00:41:28,984 --> 00:41:33,947
- What are you talkin' about?
- There's a camera on my bike.

607
00:41:33,982 --> 00:41:37,950
Hard to hit a moving target,

608
00:41:37,985 --> 00:41:40,035
isn't it?

609
00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:57,260
Score. Good move.

610
00:41:57,343 --> 00:42:00,263
Get in the car.

611
00:42:00,346 --> 00:42:04,933
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

612
00:42:05,976 --> 00:42:09,771
Would you mind telling me what
the hell you were thinking back there?

613
00:42:09,806 --> 00:42:12,607
Calling that cop
was unbelievably stupid.

614
00:42:15,986 --> 00:42:18,155
Tweak the high end
of your emotional E. Q, sweetbeak.

615
00:42:18,196 --> 00:42:20,323
The funky chicken
was Charlie's dance.

616
00:42:20,358 --> 00:42:24,119
I'm a tango man myself.

617
00:42:29,331 --> 00:42:33,543
As you can imagine,
there was some explaining to do.

618
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:37,047
So, Hank,
As he called himself,

619
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:40,988
found a quiet spot
and spelled out the whole darn mess.

620
00:42:41,023 --> 00:42:44,888
Okay, so what you're saying is
that you're not Charlie.

621
00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,765
Come on, you've seen Charlie in action.
The guy's like origami.

622
00:42:47,806 --> 00:42:51,268
He folds under pressure.
When the big game's on the line,

623
00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:52,895
he's busy ridin' the pine.

624
00:42:52,936 --> 00:42:55,647
Okay, wait, wait.
Can you just...

625
00:43:00,527 --> 00:43:03,363
It's simple.

626
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,740
Charlie's the mouse
that got you into the maze.

627
00:43:05,782 --> 00:43:08,701
I'm the rat who knows
how to find the cheese.

628
00:43:08,736 --> 00:43:12,287
The name's Hank...
Hank Evans.

629
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:16,041
- For little girls
- So it's true.

630
00:43:16,124 --> 00:43:19,711
- Charlie is a schizo.
- I wouldn't know.

631
00:43:19,795 --> 00:43:23,423
I stay outta his business,
he stays outta mine.

632
00:43:23,465 --> 00:43:25,550
Look.

633
00:43:28,345 --> 00:43:30,597
Just because I rock
doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

634
00:43:30,632 --> 00:43:33,016
I feel your fear.

635
00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:37,436
It's comin' through like static
on my heart radio.

636
00:43:38,854 --> 00:43:41,272
Hank? Hank.

637
00:43:42,357 --> 00:43:45,485
I really, really
appreciate your help,

638
00:43:45,527 --> 00:43:48,488
but is there anyway
that maybe we could get...

639
00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:52,033
Charlie back out here
for a little huddle?

640
00:43:52,075 --> 00:43:54,160
No problem.

641
00:43:54,202 --> 00:43:56,079
While you're at it,
climb that pole over there and

642
00:43:56,114 --> 00:43:57,252
take a piss on the power lines.

643
00:43:57,287 --> 00:44:01,458
Look, I'm not here to twist your
niblets. I'm here to save your life.

644
00:44:01,493 --> 00:44:06,755
But if I'm gonna do that,
I'll need total "uninanonynymity. "

645
00:44:10,425 --> 00:44:12,386
Okay.

646
00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:17,557
- Sound good, candypants?
- Hank, don't call me that.

647
00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:32,445
Man, how the hell
can they call Pluto a planet?

648
00:44:32,487 --> 00:44:34,614
What motherfuckin' planet
has an elliptical orbit?

649
00:44:34,656 --> 00:44:36,616
Man, this shit
don't make no sense.

650
00:44:36,658 --> 00:44:41,788
Motherfucker! That motherfucker Vince
Foster was murdered! I told you!

651
00:44:41,823 --> 00:44:45,267
Will you quit hackin' into
them goddamn Pentagon files?

652
00:44:45,302 --> 00:44:48,711
Ain't no nevermind who them
crooked politicians be killin'.

653
00:44:48,746 --> 00:44:49,884
Just do your studyin'.

654
00:44:49,919 --> 00:44:52,338
- Man, what did Daddy tell you
about snoopin', huh?

655
00:44:52,373 --> 00:44:53,096
Shit, yeah, man.

656
00:44:53,131 --> 00:44:55,341
You keep fuckin' around,
you gonna get that scholarship

657
00:44:55,376 --> 00:44:56,467
to Yale taken away from you.

658
00:44:56,509 --> 00:44:59,846
Be stuck up there at Stanford with them
goddamn sling-blade motherfuckers.

659
00:45:01,848 --> 00:45:04,434
Shit, motherfucker,
you be lucky to get accepted to Duke

660
00:45:04,475 --> 00:45:05,810
gettin' a 1430 on your S.A.T.

661
00:45:05,852 --> 00:45:08,353
- Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.
- The flu, my ass.

662
00:45:08,395 --> 00:45:11,440
You had a motherfuckin' aneurysm
gettin' a 1430.

663
00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:13,692
- Aneurysm?
Man, you talkin' some shit now.

664
00:45:14,234 --> 00:45:17,696
Now you see, man? That's probably
one of them Ivy League sum bitches now.

665
00:45:17,738 --> 00:45:19,281
- Get your big-ass head up
and get the door, man.

666
00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:19,698
Get the door.

667
00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:20,991
- Don't fuck with my shit.
- Get outta the way.

668
00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:22,680
Gimme some of them chips.

669
00:45:22,715 --> 00:45:24,327
Hey, Captain.

670
00:45:24,410 --> 00:45:28,080
- Fellas.
- What the fuck is goin' on, man?

671
00:45:28,115 --> 00:45:31,624
- This is Agent Anicelli.
- Gentlemen.

672
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:34,711
- What's happenin', Captain?
- We've got a problem.

673
00:45:34,746 --> 00:45:37,130
Pack your bags.

674
00:45:42,969 --> 00:45:44,929
- We're locked and loaded.
- Great.

675
00:45:44,971 --> 00:45:48,933
- Got enough stuff
to hold us over for 72 hours.

676
00:46:01,611 --> 00:46:04,030
Well, fuck my ozone.

677
00:46:19,127 --> 00:46:23,298
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

678
00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:33,141
Hey, ringworm.

679
00:46:35,976 --> 00:46:40,647
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you,
you toxic waste of life.

680
00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:44,025
You gonna pick up that butt, or do I
have to glue it to the end of my shoe...

681
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,194
and stick it in your
big, fat, pimply A-hole?

682
00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:50,365
Hey, man, take it easy.
It's just a cigarette.

683
00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:54,577
Oh, yeah?
Well, this is just a fist.

684
00:46:54,661 --> 00:46:58,081
But when I start throwing it around,
it can leave one hell of a mess.

685
00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:00,166
Let's dance.

686
00:47:17,807 --> 00:47:21,185
Hey, hey!

687
00:47:21,269 --> 00:47:24,480
Let's kick the shit
outta this crazy asshole.

688
00:47:24,515 --> 00:47:27,732
Wait, wait. Wait!
He's a schizo!

689
00:47:27,816 --> 00:47:30,443
What the hell's wrong
with him?

690
00:47:32,779 --> 00:47:35,031
What happened, anyway?

691
00:47:35,073 --> 00:47:39,751
Yeah, Charlie was taking a
few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.

692
00:47:39,786 --> 00:47:46,083
But, save for a little blood in the
urine, he was no worse for the wear.

693
00:47:46,584 --> 00:47:48,634
I'm sorry you had to meet Hank,
Miss Waters.

694
00:47:48,669 --> 00:47:54,340
I thought I was bad.
That guy has some serious problems.

695
00:47:55,425 --> 00:47:57,510
He did save our lives.

696
00:47:59,762 --> 00:48:02,105
Anyway, Hank had
a pretty good idea.

697
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:04,746
- He thinks that maybe...
- Oh, and you're gonna listen to Hank?

698
00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:07,353
Come on! Look what he did tome.
I mean, what are you thinkin'?

699
00:48:07,388 --> 00:48:10,023
He's out of control, this guy.

700
00:48:10,064 --> 00:48:12,656
You know what I think
we should do?

701
00:48:12,691 --> 00:48:14,526
I think we should find
another department

702
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,867
and tell them the whole story.

703
00:48:15,902 --> 00:48:21,282
Not smart, Charlie. We don't know
how far Dickie's reach goes.

704
00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:24,500
Well, then, you know what?

705
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:29,123
I think it's time to call the best damn
law enforcement agency in the country:

706
00:48:29,158 --> 00:48:31,382
The Rhode Island State Troopers!

707
00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:35,795
Do you really think the feds don't have
some guy up there now bugging calls?

708
00:48:35,837 --> 00:48:38,423
They'd be on us
in ten minutes.

709
00:48:38,465 --> 00:48:41,384
And they're the ones that almost
got me killed in the first place.

710
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:45,889
Okay. What was
the genius's big plan?

711
00:48:45,972 --> 00:48:49,559
He thinks that we should find a cabin
and hide out for a while.

712
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,103
Oh, yeah?
What about water? What about food?

713
00:48:52,145 --> 00:48:56,106
He already got supplies.
They're in the trunk.

714
00:49:05,114 --> 00:49:08,117
These are the supplies?

715
00:49:10,578 --> 00:49:13,831
Well, he had a plan, all right.

716
00:49:13,866 --> 00:49:17,085
That's it?
That's all he got?

717
00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:20,088
Oh, no, there's more.

718
00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:24,382
A rope, a shovel,

719
00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:27,384
bag of lime
and some lawn darts.

720
00:49:40,481 --> 00:49:42,399
- And the kidnapping
of one Irene P. Waters.

721
00:49:42,434 --> 00:49:43,109
That's bullshit!

722
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:45,193
My daddy ain't killed nobody,
and he sure as shit ain't

723
00:49:45,228 --> 00:49:46,284
kidnapped no skinny-ass bitch!

724
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:48,696
Your dad's sick, mentally.
He's had some sort of breakdown.

725
00:49:48,731 --> 00:49:49,746
That's what we understand.

726
00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:53,284
The important thing is we find him, so
nobody else gets hurt, himself included.

727
00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:55,286
Come on, man,
nobody's gonna get hurt.

728
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:57,831
Hell, yeah. Our daddy wouldn't hurt
a motherfuckin' fly.

729
00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,215
No, he goes after bigger game.

730
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:03,335
We just got a report he put six bullets
into a prize cow's head.

731
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:06,004
Poor thing's lucky
to be alive.

732
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,509
Okay, look, let's say he does
have a problem... which he don't.

733
00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:13,636
- He's been taking pills
to get rid of it, anyway.

734
00:50:13,671 --> 00:50:14,936
He left his pills in the hotel.

735
00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:16,938
- Damn.
- That's where he left his sanity.

736
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:20,309
I've seen it first hand.
The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

737
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:25,314
L-L-Look. One thing
I don't understand, Lieutenant.

738
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,233
If my daddy's
such a scary-ass motherfucker,

739
00:50:27,268 --> 00:50:28,526
why'd you go by yourself, huh?

740
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:31,069
Yeah, who the fuck are you,
Sergeant York, tryin' to take on

741
00:50:31,104 --> 00:50:32,195
the Germans your damn self?

742
00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:35,490
Your father's a police officer,
and he asked me to come alone.

743
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,331
How was I to know he's a nut case?

744
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:39,159
- Man, our daddy ain't
no fuckin' nut case.

745
00:50:39,194 --> 00:50:39,708
He may have...

746
00:50:39,743 --> 00:50:43,247
advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage,

747
00:50:43,282 --> 00:50:45,916
but he is
a very gentle person!

748
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,335
Motherfuckin' robot

749
00:50:54,299 --> 00:50:57,844
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the fuzz?
Tell me what's a-happening.

750
00:50:57,879 --> 00:51:02,181
Stay away from me, Hank!
I know what you had planned.

751
00:51:02,216 --> 00:51:04,684
I saw your so-called supplies.

752
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,312
Oh, that?

753
00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:12,065
I wasn't gonna just
ram it home, you know.

754
00:51:12,107 --> 00:51:14,401
I was gonna lube it up...

755
00:51:14,484 --> 00:51:18,112
and ease it in there
inch by inch, like a gentleman.

756
00:51:18,154 --> 00:51:21,907
I was talking about
the shovel and the lime.

757
00:51:21,942 --> 00:51:24,327
Shovel and lime?

758
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:33,753
Thank you.

759
00:51:33,836 --> 00:51:35,838
- I haven't laughed like that
in a long time.

760
00:51:35,873 --> 00:51:36,554
What's so funny?

761
00:51:36,589 --> 00:51:40,259
- We're drivin' a hot carriage.
- So?

762
00:51:40,343 --> 00:51:42,684
That stuff belongs
to the bad cop.

763
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,263
You think he was gonna take
our dead bodies down to the station?

764
00:51:45,298 --> 00:51:48,182
Oh.

765
00:51:54,104 --> 00:51:57,191
Irene decided
they should go back to Rhode Island,

766
00:51:57,226 --> 00:51:59,985
but Hank had an idea first.

767
00:52:00,069 --> 00:52:03,120
- Are you sure about this?
- Are you kiddin'?

768
00:52:03,155 --> 00:52:06,491
Every oinker east of the Mississippi
will be looking for this sled.

769
00:52:06,526 --> 00:52:10,453
Safer to go mass transit.
Ready? On nine.

770
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,497
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.

771
00:52:12,532 --> 00:52:16,584
I can't keep up
with you no more

772
00:52:16,626 --> 00:52:21,588
And you treat me
like it's a sin

773
00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:26,760
For you to let me in

774
00:52:26,885 --> 00:52:30,805
Well, they won't be
tracking us in that car.

775
00:52:30,888 --> 00:52:33,105
- Thanks for the kudos.
- Sure.

776
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:36,143
- Glad we're finally on the same page.
- Me too.

777
00:52:36,178 --> 00:52:39,438
Whoa! You okay?

778
00:52:39,522 --> 00:52:41,607
Yes, I'm fine.

779
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:46,153
Thought you were goin' over the edge.

780
00:52:46,188 --> 00:52:48,239
Thank you.

781
00:52:52,033 --> 00:52:55,537
- You know, I think you're
a very special unit.

782
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:56,502
That's sweet.

783
00:52:56,537 --> 00:52:59,039
I hope we can get
to know each other better.

784
00:52:59,074 --> 00:53:01,583
Yeah, me too.

785
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,752
Do you swallow?

786
00:53:07,589 --> 00:53:10,801
I get it.
We'll go slow.

787
00:53:15,805 --> 00:53:18,349
- Hey!
- Yes?

788
00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:23,729
You didn't happen to pick up
a wallet on the dash, did ya?

789
00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:25,898
You're kidding, right?

790
00:53:29,151 --> 00:53:31,820
So, what's your tale, Mother Goose?
Where you from?

791
00:53:31,862 --> 00:53:33,912
Oh, all over.

792
00:53:33,947 --> 00:53:37,157
Omnipresence...
I like that in a woman.

793
00:53:37,199 --> 00:53:40,543
I'm originally from Texas.
Middle-class neighborhood.

794
00:53:40,578 --> 00:53:43,351
But after high school, I moved
to New York, 'cause I had this thing...

795
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:46,125
Let me guess. Everybody in town
told you you were easy on the eyes,

796
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,925
so you decided
to become a supermodel.

797
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,553
When you got to the Big Apple,
they treated you like the worm.

798
00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:53,173
So you packed on a few pounds
and started calling yourself an actress.

799
00:53:53,215 --> 00:53:55,301
- Uh, no.
- Shh!

800
00:53:55,342 --> 00:53:57,643
Unfortunately,
you can't get far without talent,

801
00:53:57,678 --> 00:53:59,680
and after a while the only bright lights
you saw were the ones...

802
00:53:59,715 --> 00:54:02,146
that hit you in the face
when you opened the fridge.

803
00:54:02,181 --> 00:54:04,726
That's when you got a boob job, started
hanging around on the Upper East Side,

804
00:54:04,761 --> 00:54:06,351
looking for a rich, old man
with a bum ticker...

805
00:54:06,393 --> 00:54:11,064
and waved a white flag
in the face of your own self-loathing.

806
00:54:11,106 --> 00:54:13,650
How's my aim?

807
00:54:13,734 --> 00:54:16,862
I never went to New York City.
I went upstate to Cornell.

808
00:54:16,897 --> 00:54:19,990
And then I got my master's
in turf management at U-Mass.

809
00:54:20,025 --> 00:54:22,409
And then I became
a golf course superintendent.

810
00:54:22,451 --> 00:54:25,835
And these, believe it or not,
are all mine.

811
00:54:25,870 --> 00:54:30,040
I noticed you conveniently
left out your eating disorder.

812
00:54:30,075 --> 00:54:34,211
- I don't have an eating disorder.
- Whatever you say, slim.

813
00:54:36,797 --> 00:54:39,216
- Whoa!
- Hands off, Hank.

814
00:54:47,890 --> 00:54:51,101
Hey! Mom!

815
00:54:51,185 --> 00:54:55,439
That's real nice, Hank.
Way to keep a low profile.

816
00:54:55,474 --> 00:54:57,900
It's survival at this point.

817
00:54:59,193 --> 00:55:04,198
Hey, I know how to score
some dough. Punch me.

818
00:55:04,281 --> 00:55:06,867
- What?
- Punch me in the face.

819
00:55:06,909 --> 00:55:08,869
- Why?
- I'll flag the big cheese,

820
00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:10,891
tell him I got rolled
in the parking lot.

821
00:55:10,926 --> 00:55:12,837
He'll hush me up
with a couple of Benjamins.

822
00:55:12,872 --> 00:55:15,290
They don't need that kind
of ink on Sugar Mountain.

823
00:55:15,332 --> 00:55:17,271
Come on, rip my head off.

824
00:55:17,306 --> 00:55:19,211
That's really lame, Hank.

825
00:55:19,294 --> 00:55:21,261
Well, you have a better idea?
Come on.

826
00:55:21,296 --> 00:55:23,715
- It's not gonna work.
- Yes, it is gonna work,

827
00:55:23,757 --> 00:55:24,883
but you gotta rock me.

828
00:55:24,925 --> 00:55:27,886
Don't give me one of those girly
"I don't wanna break a fingernail"

829
00:55:27,921 --> 00:55:28,310
love taps.

830
00:55:28,345 --> 00:55:30,514
This guy's gotta look
at my face and just...

831
00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:39,814
Well, the kick in the chops
didn't work out as planned,

832
00:55:39,849 --> 00:55:43,234
and it just left Charlie
a little more roughed up.

833
00:55:43,269 --> 00:55:45,694
- How's the nose feelin'?
- Listen to it.

834
00:55:48,447 --> 00:55:52,540
- I'm really sorry, Charlie.
- I'll get over it.

835
00:55:52,575 --> 00:55:57,371
I mean, you should be furious. I just
drop-kicked you right in the face.

836
00:55:57,406 --> 00:56:00,547
Hey, it happens.

837
00:56:00,582 --> 00:56:02,800
You got a great way

838
00:56:02,835 --> 00:56:05,108
of looking at life, Charlie.

839
00:56:05,143 --> 00:56:07,381
You know that?
That's a gift.

840
00:56:07,422 --> 00:56:09,967
Yeah, I don't know
if my shrinks would agree.

841
00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,975
- They think that's my problem.
- What?

842
00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:16,515
Oh, that I purposely distort
my perceptions...

843
00:56:16,598 --> 00:56:20,191
to make my reality more palatable.

844
00:56:20,226 --> 00:56:22,812
Oh, like you only hear
what you wanna hear?

845
00:56:22,854 --> 00:56:28,525
Thanks. I like to keep it short,
especially in the summer.

846
00:56:31,111 --> 00:56:38,034
How come I couldn't have ended up with
an easygoing guy like you, Charlie, huh?

847
00:56:48,294 --> 00:56:50,678
It's like you don't
give a damn, you know?

848
00:56:50,713 --> 00:56:54,133
And your skin's so natural. You just
let it hang out, blemishes and all.

849
00:56:54,168 --> 00:56:56,600
You're not afraid of your flaws.
You have squinty eyes,

850
00:56:56,635 --> 00:56:59,387
and your face is all pursed up
like you just sucked on a lemon,

851
00:56:59,422 --> 00:57:01,472
but you pull it off.

852
00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:12,900
You thinking
what I'm thinking?

853
00:57:12,983 --> 00:57:15,277
Oh, no.

854
00:57:15,319 --> 00:57:17,446
Oh, yeah.

855
00:57:17,487 --> 00:57:21,491
Come on.

856
00:57:23,493 --> 00:57:26,391
- But I don't know if I can!
- Yes, you can!

857
00:57:26,426 --> 00:57:29,255
Humans only use ten percent
of their potential.

858
00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:32,335
You gotta reach down
for that little extra something.

859
00:57:36,171 --> 00:57:39,257
There you go!
Now you're gettin' it!

860
00:57:39,341 --> 00:57:42,177
I believe in you!

861
00:57:43,595 --> 00:57:46,514
Don't you give up on me now!

862
00:57:51,685 --> 00:57:54,605
It's easier than I thought!
Come on!

863
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,774
Go, Charlie, go!

864
00:57:56,857 --> 00:57:59,985
You can do it!
Come on, Charlie!

865
00:58:00,069 --> 00:58:03,322
Use more
of your potential!

866
00:58:09,494 --> 00:58:11,913
Come on, Charlie!
Go!

867
00:58:11,996 --> 00:58:16,083
- Come on, jump off! Jump off!
- What?

868
00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:18,251
What?

869
00:58:18,335 --> 00:58:21,421
Jump off the train!

870
00:58:30,222 --> 00:58:32,189
Irene?

871
00:58:32,224 --> 00:58:36,019
Come on, stop foolin' around.

872
00:58:36,103 --> 00:58:39,564
I started thinking about it. Bad idea.

873
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:43,025
Trains are the first place
they'll look.

874
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,693
Oh, come on.

875
00:58:45,777 --> 00:58:48,613
Hey, we checked all the major gas and
food stops along the interstate.

876
00:58:48,648 --> 00:58:50,580
- No sign of him.
- The interstate?

877
00:58:50,615 --> 00:58:52,867
Let me ask you something, man.
Is your old lady happy?

878
00:58:52,902 --> 00:58:55,829
My "old lady"?

879
00:58:55,912 --> 00:58:58,289
Yeah, man, because if your fucking
is anything like your police work,

880
00:58:58,324 --> 00:59:00,708
you couldn't hit the G-spot
on a 12-pound pussy.

881
00:59:00,743 --> 00:59:03,419
Watch yourself.

882
00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:06,713
- What are you getting at?
- Look, man.

883
00:59:06,748 --> 00:59:08,764
Daddy ain't
gonna take no road...

884
00:59:08,799 --> 00:59:11,468
where y'all blind-ass,
Helly Kelly cops is looking.

885
00:59:11,503 --> 00:59:15,305
And B: Motherfucker,
he don't eat fast food.

886
00:59:16,849 --> 00:59:18,829
Okay, I have three
dollars and a nickel.

887
00:59:18,864 --> 00:59:20,775
- How much do you have?
- Uh, six bucks.

888
00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:23,104
- Just let me go up and order
so we can get out of here.

889
00:59:23,139 --> 00:59:23,312
Okay.

890
00:59:23,354 --> 00:59:26,690
I'll have the chicken breast sandwich,
no skin, dry toast.

891
00:59:30,694 --> 00:59:34,030
You make me dizzy
running circles in my head

892
00:59:34,065 --> 00:59:36,158
One of these days

893
00:59:36,241 --> 00:59:40,287
I'll chase you down

894
00:59:42,247 --> 00:59:44,332
Look who's goin' crazy

895
00:59:44,374 --> 00:59:48,210
Now we're face to face
my friend

896
00:59:48,245 --> 00:59:52,047
Better get out
better get out

897
00:59:52,131 --> 00:59:54,215
What are you
staring at, fucker?

898
00:59:56,801 --> 01:00:00,221
You want to start me up? Just open
the choke and pull the cord, pal.

899
01:00:00,256 --> 01:00:03,641
I'm due for a seismic event,
and you're dancing on the fault line.

900
01:00:03,676 --> 01:00:05,608
Hey, what is
your problem, pal?

901
01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:08,479
I got no beef with you.
This is between me and the kid.

902
01:00:08,514 --> 01:00:11,732
- Hey, stop it!
- He started it.

903
01:00:11,773 --> 01:00:13,907
I'm so sorry.
I have to apologize for him.

904
01:00:13,942 --> 01:00:16,570
- He suffers from this thing...
- I'm right here, four-eyes. Let's go.

905
01:00:16,605 --> 01:00:19,990
Oh, poor baby. He has to let his daddy
fight his battles for him.

906
01:00:20,025 --> 01:00:22,951
He's an ass.

907
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:32,460
Pussy.

908
01:00:36,671 --> 01:00:38,673
How's it hangin', fellas?

909
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,759
Hank, I presume?

910
01:00:42,802 --> 01:00:45,096
- Did you miss me?
- Why don't you just send

911
01:00:45,131 --> 01:00:46,271
Charlie back out here?

912
01:00:46,306 --> 01:00:49,774
- Things were finally becoming civilized.
- Listen, Pocahontas,

913
01:00:49,809 --> 01:00:52,520
unless you put your ear to the ground,
you'll never hear the buffalo coming.

914
01:00:52,555 --> 01:00:54,773
Look, I don't know
what that means, okay?

915
01:00:54,814 --> 01:00:57,114
It means either he's gotta
make up a battle plan,

916
01:00:57,149 --> 01:01:01,487
or old Hank's gonna have to
take over Fort Charlie for good.

917
01:01:01,522 --> 01:01:04,322
Did you just refer to yourself
in the fourth person?

918
01:01:04,357 --> 01:01:08,034
- Holy Jesus in heaven!
It's a giant Q-Tip.

919
01:01:08,069 --> 01:01:08,499
Hank.

920
01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:10,620
What?
I'm joking with the guy.

921
01:01:10,662 --> 01:01:14,791
Bringing a little sunshine
into his life. Careful, you'll peel.

922
01:01:14,832 --> 01:01:16,959
Do-Do you need
to see a menu?

923
01:01:17,001 --> 01:01:19,587
No, thank you.
We've ordered.

924
01:01:25,467 --> 01:01:28,220
- That's it.
- Hey, hey, hey.

925
01:01:28,303 --> 01:01:30,597
- Hold on there, cheese tits.
Did I miss something?

926
01:01:30,632 --> 01:01:31,647
Don't give me that shit!

927
01:01:31,682 --> 01:01:34,976
What you just did
to that kid was terrible.

928
01:01:35,018 --> 01:01:38,104
Didn't you see
the look on his face?

929
01:01:39,855 --> 01:01:42,691
Looked a little pale,
that's all.

930
01:01:42,775 --> 01:01:45,318
He was hurt and offended.

931
01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:48,696
Well, I disagree.
But why speculate?

932
01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:50,824
- Hey, milky, vamonos.
- Hey, no! No, no, no.

933
01:01:50,865 --> 01:01:52,534
- Hank, no.
- Come on, Brer Rabbit.

934
01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:54,660
Hop down the bunny trail.

935
01:01:54,695 --> 01:01:56,746
Come on.
Epa, epa, andale.

936
01:01:56,830 --> 01:01:58,797
Listen, uh,

937
01:01:58,832 --> 01:02:02,127
were you offended in any way
by our social interaction here?

938
01:02:02,162 --> 01:02:04,504
Y- Yeah.
Actually, I was.

939
01:02:06,630 --> 01:02:08,639
What was it,
the Q-Tip thing?

940
01:02:08,674 --> 01:02:13,970
Actually, I was pretty much offended
by everything that you said, sir.

941
01:02:14,005 --> 01:02:16,264
Oh.

942
01:02:18,766 --> 01:02:21,185
Sorry.

943
01:02:24,939 --> 01:02:27,942
I'm truly sorry.

944
01:02:48,961 --> 01:02:51,046
You okay?

945
01:02:52,506 --> 01:02:55,550
You don't know what it's like,

946
01:02:55,633 --> 01:02:59,470
spendin' all those years
trapped behind a wall of politeness...

947
01:02:59,505 --> 01:03:02,056
bound and gagged.

948
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:07,187
A dark and silent world
where nothing grows but the anger.

949
01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:11,274
All because some doll-faced demon
he married...

950
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,568
I aced up her boots and did
a Nancy Sinatra on him.

951
01:03:13,603 --> 01:03:16,153
Charlie had a wife?

952
01:03:16,236 --> 01:03:19,907
And then some.

953
01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:23,492
I was a big piece
of the personality pie back then.

954
01:03:23,527 --> 01:03:26,621
But when she left him,
Charlie went numb...

955
01:03:26,656 --> 01:03:28,623
and I went AWOL.

956
01:03:28,658 --> 01:03:32,251
Well,

957
01:03:32,335 --> 01:03:36,005
if you were such a big part
of the personality,

958
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,299
then she left you too.

959
01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:48,558
It's true.

960
01:03:52,646 --> 01:03:54,898
She left us.

961
01:03:56,982 --> 01:03:59,401
- I loved her.
- Oh.

962
01:03:59,485 --> 01:04:03,446
Why did she do this?

963
01:04:03,529 --> 01:04:11,329
I'm not a bad person.

964
01:04:11,371 --> 01:04:13,831
No, no.
You're not a bad guy.

965
01:04:13,866 --> 01:04:16,084
No, you're not.

966
01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:18,169
Do you hear me, huh?

967
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:25,842
You're a good person.

968
01:04:28,345 --> 01:04:30,597
You really think so?

969
01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:34,100
Yeah, I'm starting to.

970
01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:46,570
You know what I'm gonna do?

971
01:04:46,612 --> 01:04:49,406
I'm gonna
make it up to Charlie.

972
01:04:49,447 --> 01:04:54,285
And I'm gonna make it up to that
sweet little circus geek in there.

973
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,252
Um...

974
01:04:56,287 --> 01:04:59,916
Um, Hank? Hank.

975
01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:02,425
Agent Boshane.
Just got lucky.

976
01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:05,130
They were spotted leaving a health food
restaurant 100 miles southeast of here.

977
01:05:05,165 --> 01:05:08,757
- Fifteen minutes, tops.
- Got it, got it.

978
01:05:14,512 --> 01:05:17,598
They got 150 cordoned off?

979
01:05:17,682 --> 01:05:19,767
Let's fly.

980
01:05:25,648 --> 01:05:30,069
I hear you are singing
a song of the past

981
01:05:31,154 --> 01:05:33,239
I see no tears

982
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:41,662
Can you please tell him
to stop this?

983
01:05:41,697 --> 01:05:43,747
Charlie, is that you?

984
01:05:48,294 --> 01:05:51,338
Hey, my nose.

985
01:05:51,422 --> 01:05:53,389
My nose is fixed.

986
01:05:53,424 --> 01:05:55,885
Well.

987
01:05:55,926 --> 01:05:57,927
Isn't that great?

988
01:05:57,962 --> 01:05:59,929
How did that happen?

989
01:05:59,964 --> 01:06:02,223
Well, um,

990
01:06:02,265 --> 01:06:04,267
Hank wanted to do
something nice foryou...

991
01:06:04,302 --> 01:06:06,853
so he insisted
that we, well,

992
01:06:06,936 --> 01:06:08,903
Go to a plastic surgeon.

993
01:06:08,938 --> 01:06:10,905
What did you say?
Plastic sur...

994
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:13,609
Did you say plastic surgeon?

995
01:06:13,644 --> 01:06:15,962
Oh, my God. Wh-What...
Ow! What is this?

996
01:06:15,997 --> 01:06:18,280
What is this?
What did... Wh... Was...

997
01:06:18,315 --> 01:06:20,247
Uh, what is this?

998
01:06:20,282 --> 01:06:24,535
Hank thought that you kind of
had a weak chin, so...

999
01:06:24,570 --> 01:06:27,914
What?

1000
01:06:27,955 --> 01:06:30,499
I like my chin.
I- I-I have a...

1001
01:06:30,534 --> 01:06:32,466
I like my chin.

1002
01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:37,632
It's my chin! It's my chin!
Mine! How did you pay for it?

1003
01:06:37,715 --> 01:06:40,301
I loaned him the money.

1004
01:06:40,343 --> 01:06:43,179
Who the hell are you?

1005
01:06:43,262 --> 01:06:46,181
It's me, Milky.

1006
01:06:51,602 --> 01:06:54,355
Who the hell is Milky,
and what is he doing here?

1007
01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:58,192
Uh, Irene has
a lot of people...

1008
01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:00,743
who would like to see her
in an unmarked grave.

1009
01:07:00,778 --> 01:07:03,322
And I don't think it's safe for you
to be hanging around with this.

1010
01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:07,992
Why not? You, Irene and Hank
are my only friends.

1011
01:07:08,076 --> 01:07:10,995
But what about your family?
Aren't they gonna miss you?

1012
01:07:11,037 --> 01:07:13,206
My family's all...

1013
01:07:13,289 --> 01:07:16,459
They're gone.

1014
01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:18,628
Oh, geez.

1015
01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:29,805
If we're taking you with us,
we can't be calling you "Milky. "

1016
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,574
- What's your real name?
- Casper,

1017
01:07:32,609 --> 01:07:35,309
but my friends call me "Whitey. "

1018
01:07:35,344 --> 01:07:37,645
Okay.

1019
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:46,487
I can't find
the time to tell you

1020
01:07:51,617 --> 01:07:56,037
I can't find
the time to tell you

1021
01:07:58,373 --> 01:08:01,041
So many things to say

1022
01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:04,461
I could fit them in a book

1023
01:08:04,545 --> 01:08:06,880
Of a thousand pages

1024
01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:18,599
Here you go, Mr. Murphy.
I got your car all filled up.

1025
01:08:18,641 --> 01:08:21,436
Thank you, Joseph.

1026
01:08:21,519 --> 01:08:25,898
Oh, yeah.

1027
01:08:27,733 --> 01:08:31,320
Get your cock out of my Chrysler,
you son of a bitch!

1028
01:08:31,355 --> 01:08:33,906
What are you doing to my car?

1029
01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:37,909
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna get you!

1030
01:08:43,831 --> 01:08:49,795
I can't find
the time to tell you

1031
01:08:51,005 --> 01:08:54,258
I look at your pretty face

1032
01:08:54,341 --> 01:08:56,886
And I fall in love with you

1033
01:08:56,927 --> 01:08:59,430
Every time I see you

1034
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:21,700
What's that on your shirt?

1035
01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:25,787
I'm sorry.

1036
01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:29,123
That was good.

1037
01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:31,855
Charlie,
what the hell is that?

1038
01:09:31,890 --> 01:09:35,073
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fall for that.

1039
01:09:35,108 --> 01:09:38,257
- No, Ch-Charlie.
- Uh-uh, not me.

1040
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,343
- No...
- Nice try, though.

1041
01:09:40,378 --> 01:09:42,762
How dumb do I look?

1042
01:10:03,197 --> 01:10:06,367
Hey, they only had
two rooms, 19 and 20.

1043
01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:09,203
So you guys will
have to bunk up.

1044
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:23,632
So, Whitey.

1045
01:10:24,716 --> 01:10:26,718
What happened
to your family?

1046
01:10:26,753 --> 01:10:29,280
I killed them.

1047
01:10:29,315 --> 01:10:31,807
Uh-Uh, come again?

1048
01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:36,560
When I was 15, I hacked them up
with a hammer while they were sleeping...

1049
01:10:36,595 --> 01:10:40,481
Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis.

1050
01:10:42,817 --> 01:10:46,445
She was awake, my sis,

1051
01:10:46,487 --> 01:10:49,281
which I regret.

1052
01:10:50,658 --> 01:10:53,619
Yeah, well.

1053
01:10:53,703 --> 01:10:58,623
We all have family stuff.

1054
01:10:58,665 --> 01:11:02,126
That's what makes
the holidays so hard.

1055
01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:06,630
I just got released last month
on my 21st birthday.

1056
01:11:07,297 --> 01:11:09,675
To tell you the truth,
I really wasn't ready to leave,

1057
01:11:09,717 --> 01:11:13,137
but they said I had to.

1058
01:11:15,055 --> 01:11:17,516
That's a fucked-up law, huh?

1059
01:11:19,226 --> 01:11:22,187
Well, I guess they need
the extra room...

1060
01:11:22,222 --> 01:11:24,647
for the real psychos.

1061
01:11:24,731 --> 01:11:27,525
I'm gonna go next door and try
to make out with what's her face.

1062
01:11:27,567 --> 01:11:29,609
- Go for it.
- All right.

1063
01:11:29,644 --> 01:11:32,070
- What?
- Yeah.

1064
01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:34,865
He just told me that
he brutally murdered...

1065
01:11:34,906 --> 01:11:37,575
his entire family
in their sleep.

1066
01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:40,245
- Oh, my God.
- He was a juvenile.

1067
01:11:40,287 --> 01:11:42,372
They just let him out.

1068
01:11:42,706 --> 01:11:47,209
So, I was gonna ask you...

1069
01:11:47,293 --> 01:11:50,796
if I could stay here,

1070
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,258
but I can sleep in the car.

1071
01:11:58,512 --> 01:12:00,514
That's me and my whipper snappers.

1072
01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:03,225
I'm Dorothy.

1073
01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:06,144
Look at you.

1074
01:12:06,186 --> 01:12:09,813
When did you take this,
at Halloween?

1075
01:12:09,855 --> 01:12:12,691
No, just messing
around the house.

1076
01:12:16,862 --> 01:12:20,407
You seem like a really
good dad, Charlie.

1077
01:12:23,202 --> 01:12:25,954
I try to be.

1078
01:12:26,038 --> 01:12:29,791
They're incredible kids.
Oh, God.

1079
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:32,169
So happy and funny.

1080
01:12:32,252 --> 01:12:35,171
They never give me any grief.

1081
01:12:35,213 --> 01:12:38,340
They're the top three students
in their class, out of 211.

1082
01:12:38,381 --> 01:12:40,884
- Golly.
- I don't know where they get it from.

1083
01:12:40,919 --> 01:12:43,470
Well, that's just good genes.

1084
01:12:46,514 --> 01:12:48,607
You know, I don't think I...

1085
01:12:48,642 --> 01:12:52,312
No, I don't think I Carry
even one picture anymore.

1086
01:12:52,347 --> 01:12:54,564
- Why not?
- I don't know.

1087
01:12:54,648 --> 01:12:57,587
I used to, you know,
when I was younger.

1088
01:12:57,622 --> 01:13:00,868
Pictures of friends
and stuff like that.

1089
01:13:00,903 --> 01:13:04,114
I guess they just
got old and fell apart.

1090
01:13:05,866 --> 01:13:08,911
Kind of like the friend ships.

1091
01:13:10,037 --> 01:13:12,122
That's too bad.

1092
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:17,877
Look at you.

1093
01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:20,504
I'll tell you what.
Why don't you keep that one?

1094
01:13:20,539 --> 01:13:23,048
- No, Charlie, that's yours.
- Are you kidding?

1095
01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:25,067
- I have tons of them at home.
- No.

1096
01:13:25,102 --> 01:13:27,052
- No, I got a bunch. Come on.
- You do?

1097
01:13:27,087 --> 01:13:29,019
Yeah.

1098
01:13:29,054 --> 01:13:32,641
Okay. Thanks.

1099
01:13:32,724 --> 01:13:36,311
You... Thanks.

1100
01:13:51,032 --> 01:13:53,118
I'm dry.

1101
01:13:55,870 --> 01:13:58,957
You know,
I'm gonna go get a soda.

1102
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,001
- Do you want a soda?
- Sure. Okay.

1103
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:04,254
- Okay?
- Okay.

1104
01:14:24,147 --> 01:14:27,525
I caught that, bozo.
Not once, but twice it burned you.

1105
01:14:32,195 --> 01:14:37,951
Give it another kick. I don't think
you're gonna get it this time.

1106
01:14:41,204 --> 01:14:44,791
- I think I just had an epiphany.
- What?

1107
01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:48,295
That I might be able to control
this little problem of mine.

1108
01:14:48,336 --> 01:14:50,630
Oh, how did you learn that?

1109
01:14:50,672 --> 01:14:53,222
Well, first the Coke machine
robbed me, right?

1110
01:14:53,257 --> 01:14:57,677
And I'm fine with that. But then,
some guy came up and laughed in my face.

1111
01:14:57,719 --> 01:15:01,473
- Oh, no.
- No, no. But that's just it, see?

1112
01:15:01,514 --> 01:15:04,642
Just when I was starting to feel
those old familiar feelings,

1113
01:15:04,684 --> 01:15:07,937
I just took a deep breath,
counted backwards from ten

1114
01:15:07,972 --> 01:15:09,314
and I said to the guy,

1115
01:15:09,355 --> 01:15:13,151
"Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is
not helping me right now. "

1116
01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:16,153
And he said, "I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to make fun. "

1117
01:15:16,195 --> 01:15:19,114
And that was it.
I helped him with his luggage.

1118
01:15:19,149 --> 01:15:22,326
- Really? Well, that's great.
- Yes.

1119
01:15:22,409 --> 01:15:24,668
And you got the Cokes.

1120
01:15:24,703 --> 01:15:29,958
Hey. Just a little rap on the side
of the machine and presto.

1121
01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:32,793
Maybe that's it though,
you know?

1122
01:15:33,544 --> 01:15:35,588
Look what I found in my bag.

1123
01:15:35,623 --> 01:15:38,757
Oh, no. Oh, boy.

1124
01:15:38,798 --> 01:15:41,092
What do you think?
Do you?

1125
01:15:41,134 --> 01:15:46,223
Well, under the right circumstances,
sure, I could tip a few. Okay.

1126
01:15:46,258 --> 01:15:48,642
- And these are the right circumstances.
- Okay.

1127
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:51,436
- All right.
- Here we go.

1128
01:15:51,478 --> 01:15:54,648
- Celebrate good times, come on
- Oh, well.

1129
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:56,733
Oh, that must be mine.

1130
01:16:49,155 --> 01:16:51,157
Oh, geez.

1131
01:16:51,192 --> 01:16:53,218
Oh, God.

1132
01:16:53,253 --> 01:16:55,245
Oh, my God!

1133
01:17:10,801 --> 01:17:12,928
Irene.

1134
01:17:15,305 --> 01:17:18,829
Why am I peeing like I was
up all night having sex?

1135
01:17:18,864 --> 01:17:22,353
Well, seems old Hank
had pulled a fast one.

1136
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,654
And if that
wasn't bad enough,

1137
01:17:24,689 --> 01:17:28,776
there was more trouble
right around the corner.

1138
01:17:31,195 --> 01:17:34,037
I want everybody to stay put
and wait for my orders.

1139
01:17:34,072 --> 01:17:36,491
You mean to tell me you couldn't tell
the difference between us?

1140
01:17:36,533 --> 01:17:38,827
Are you serious?

1141
01:17:38,869 --> 01:17:41,204
Who the hell could?

1142
01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:43,498
A sober person, for one.

1143
01:17:43,582 --> 01:17:46,460
So we had some drinks.

1144
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:56,385
Well, look who joined the party.

1145
01:17:57,969 --> 01:17:59,936
Did you have fun?

1146
01:17:59,971 --> 01:18:02,599
Oh, yes I did!
Oh, yes I did!

1147
01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:07,187
So I guess old Hanky-panky
wasn't enough for you, huh?

1148
01:18:07,222 --> 01:18:10,398
It wasn't for me.

1149
01:18:13,818 --> 01:18:16,174
- Now, you're sure this is the woman?
- Absolutely.

1150
01:18:16,209 --> 01:18:18,531
When my boyfriend Scooter
brought in the morning paper,

1151
01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:21,033
I recognized her right away.

1152
01:18:23,035 --> 01:18:25,412
Thanks a lot.
Scooter.

1153
01:18:32,710 --> 01:18:34,879
Hey, look, Starsky and Hutch.
Look, man, how about this, man?

1154
01:18:34,914 --> 01:18:35,678
This is the plan, look.

1155
01:18:35,713 --> 01:18:38,549
Why don't you let us talk to our dad so
this ain't gotta be no big thing, man?

1156
01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:41,193
Thanks, fellas, but this is
the end of the line for you.

1157
01:18:41,228 --> 01:18:43,803
Now, officer Stubie's gonna
drive you back to the chopper.

1158
01:18:43,845 --> 01:18:47,224
What? You brung us all the way
down here for us to leave now?

1159
01:18:47,259 --> 01:18:49,434
Man, yeah. That don't make
no motherfuckin' sense.

1160
01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:51,693
Well, you guys have
done all you can do.

1161
01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,980
This is strictly a police
matter from here on in.

1162
01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:56,198
Wait.
It maybe a police matter to you,

1163
01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:59,611
but the police don't matter shit
to me when it's my daddy in there.

1164
01:18:59,653 --> 01:19:01,737
I said you're getting
the hell out of here.

1165
01:19:01,772 --> 01:19:03,822
That's the end of it.

1166
01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,659
Guys, look, I'm sorry.

1167
01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:09,661
I hate to admit it,
but this time he's right.

1168
01:19:09,702 --> 01:19:11,663
You can't be here.
It's a liability thing.

1169
01:19:11,704 --> 01:19:13,498
- Hey, man,
he's the motherfuckin' liability.

1170
01:19:13,533 --> 01:19:14,332
Don't worry about it.

1171
01:19:14,374 --> 01:19:17,335
This is my investigation. I promise you
there will be no bloodshed.

1172
01:19:17,370 --> 01:19:19,354
I promise.

1173
01:19:19,389 --> 01:19:21,339
Come on, guys.

1174
01:19:21,374 --> 01:19:24,133
Let's go.

1175
01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:28,513
You okay, Charlie?

1176
01:19:28,554 --> 01:19:32,391
Uh, yeah. I'm just, uh,

1177
01:19:32,432 --> 01:19:34,518
freshening up.

1178
01:19:38,938 --> 01:19:41,440
How do you want
to handle it?

1179
01:19:43,401 --> 01:19:46,028
I say we storm the place
and start shooting.

1180
01:19:46,063 --> 01:19:47,995
But what if he's unarmed?

1181
01:19:48,030 --> 01:19:50,700
Plant a gun on him afterwards.

1182
01:19:55,578 --> 01:19:57,956
Don't fuck it up this time.

1183
01:20:19,934 --> 01:20:22,353
Agent Boshane.

1184
01:20:22,437 --> 01:20:26,065
It's Stubie.
He's got Baileygates and the girl.

1185
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:28,151
What?

1186
01:20:32,613 --> 01:20:34,580
This is Boshane.
What's going on?

1187
01:20:34,615 --> 01:20:36,784
I caught them out on 134
in a stolen vehicle.

1188
01:20:36,819 --> 01:20:38,751
Baileygates and the girl.
I got them.

1189
01:20:38,786 --> 01:20:41,163
Officer Stubie, I don't want you
to attempt to move them alone,

1190
01:20:41,198 --> 01:20:41,586
you hear me?

1191
01:20:41,621 --> 01:20:43,665
Don't move them.
We'll be right there.

1192
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:45,750
In your car, come on.

1193
01:20:47,418 --> 01:20:49,378
We sure is sorry
about this, Officer.

1194
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:51,679
But our daddy always told us
to trust our instinct,

1195
01:20:51,714 --> 01:20:54,383
and our instinct is tellin' us
something don't smell right.

1196
01:20:54,418 --> 01:20:57,053
- Come on, let's roll.
- You guys are making a big mistake.

1197
01:20:57,094 --> 01:21:00,056
'Cause I promise you,
when I find your old man,

1198
01:21:00,097 --> 01:21:03,016
I'm personally gonna fuck him up.

1199
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:08,688
Now, why did you go and say
something like that for, huh?

1200
01:21:08,723 --> 01:21:12,066
Lee Harvey, what's the diameter
of a chicken egg?

1201
01:21:12,108 --> 01:21:14,903
- 4.08 centimeters.
- No, no. What's that in inches?

1202
01:21:14,944 --> 01:21:17,071
1.61, man. What the fuck
you gettin' at, man?

1203
01:21:17,113 --> 01:21:18,907
I got ten bucks say
I can squeeze a chicken egg

1204
01:21:18,948 --> 01:21:20,122
up his ass without it breakin'.

1205
01:21:20,157 --> 01:21:23,786
Man, you can't put no chicken egg up his
ass. Look at him. He's a tight-ass.

1206
01:21:23,821 --> 01:21:26,662
- No, it can be done. Right on.
- Yo, I'll take that bet.

1207
01:21:26,697 --> 01:21:28,289
Pull your ass out.

1208
01:21:36,964 --> 01:21:40,384
I'll tell you one thing. If I didn't
have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

1209
01:21:40,419 --> 01:21:42,977
What are we gonna do
about Whitey?

1210
01:21:43,012 --> 01:21:45,515
Take a guess.
We're going on without him.

1211
01:21:45,550 --> 01:21:47,482
Moody.

1212
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:50,102
Yeah, well, I didn't have
the fun you had last night.

1213
01:21:50,137 --> 01:21:52,412
I just got the hangover
and the swollen prostate.

1214
01:21:52,447 --> 01:21:55,403
Do you have any cash left
from when we checked in?

1215
01:21:55,438 --> 01:21:58,324
- Yes, 60 bucks, but it's Whitey's.
- Yeah, well.

1216
01:21:58,359 --> 01:22:03,948
Bad things happen to people who kill
their family with a hammer.

1217
01:22:06,867 --> 01:22:08,834
I'm payin'
but it's under protest.

1218
01:22:08,869 --> 01:22:13,122
- Come on. It was close enough.
- Yeah, whatever.

1219
01:22:14,123 --> 01:22:17,084
- Shit.
- Hey, give me the police scanner, man,

1220
01:22:17,119 --> 01:22:20,046
- so we can find out
what the fuck's going on.

1221
01:22:20,081 --> 01:22:22,131
All right.

1222
01:22:28,930 --> 01:22:30,472
- Well, motherfucker,
you speak German, don't you?

1223
01:22:30,507 --> 01:22:31,355
Motherfucker, I can speak it.

1224
01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:33,934
- I didn't say I could
read the shit all that good.

1225
01:22:33,976 --> 01:22:35,560
You's a motherfuckin' disgrace.

1226
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:46,570
- Then get this motherfucker
off the ground!

1227
01:22:46,605 --> 01:22:47,863
All right, all right, all right.

1228
01:22:47,898 --> 01:22:49,288
Whoa, shit!

1229
01:22:49,323 --> 01:22:49,907
Whoa, shit!

1230
01:23:01,668 --> 01:23:03,677
Oh!

1231
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,754
Oh.

1232
01:23:05,796 --> 01:23:08,924
Oh, Jesus!

1233
01:23:12,219 --> 01:23:15,889
Would somebody get this goddamn chicken
out of my ass, please?

1234
01:23:29,736 --> 01:23:31,738
Stay back.
We'll do it alone.

1235
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,740
I'll take 19, you take 20.

1236
01:23:33,775 --> 01:23:36,034
Stay back!

1237
01:23:37,577 --> 01:23:41,830
Some turn out a hundred grand

1238
01:23:41,913 --> 01:23:45,207
Goddamn it!

1239
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:51,380
Sons of bitches. I'll show 'em.
Sons of bitches.

1240
01:23:51,964 --> 01:23:53,931
I need a gun and lots of ammo.

1241
01:23:53,966 --> 01:23:57,803
Whoa, sorry.
72-hour wait, federal law.

1242
01:23:57,887 --> 01:24:00,389
How far am I from Rhode Island?

1243
01:24:00,424 --> 01:24:02,475
Four or five hours.

1244
01:24:02,558 --> 01:24:06,812
I got a map of New England
if you want it, $1.95.

1245
01:24:07,563 --> 01:24:11,274
- Here's a five. Keep the change.
- Thanks.

1246
01:24:21,742 --> 01:24:24,376
- Hello.
- Finneran, it's Charlie.

1247
01:24:24,411 --> 01:24:27,330
Charlie, you are in deep shit.
Where the hell are you?

1248
01:24:27,365 --> 01:24:30,215
Listen, you gotta get a message
to the colonel for me.

1249
01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:32,752
But no one outside the department
can know about this, all right?

1250
01:24:32,787 --> 01:24:34,796
'Cause this is deep.

1251
01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:38,424
4:30, South County Train Station,
bring plenty of backup.

1252
01:24:38,459 --> 01:24:40,391
You've got it.
And don't worry,

1253
01:24:40,426 --> 01:24:42,845
nobody outside the department
will hear about this.

1254
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:44,847
Watch yourself, buddy, okay?

1255
01:24:47,475 --> 01:24:50,352
4:30, eh?
Thanks for notifying us, Officer.

1256
01:24:50,387 --> 01:24:53,021
No, you've been
a really big help.

1257
01:24:53,056 --> 01:24:55,523
- You stay close.
- Yes, sir.

1258
01:24:56,524 --> 01:24:58,651
Excuse me.

1259
01:24:59,693 --> 01:25:01,695
Where's Dickie?

1260
01:25:01,737 --> 01:25:03,697
He's waiting
for us in Boston.

1261
01:25:03,739 --> 01:25:09,036
I think it's about time
our little rich boy got his hands dirty.

1262
01:25:09,078 --> 01:25:11,038
So, tell me.

1263
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:13,666
How was, uh, Mr. Wonderful?

1264
01:25:13,749 --> 01:25:19,504
This is getting really ridiculous,
Charlie, so just let it go.

1265
01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:21,548
You know, I turn my back
for one minute,

1266
01:25:21,589 --> 01:25:23,639
and you stick it
up my ass, literally.

1267
01:25:23,674 --> 01:25:27,886
For your information,
you stuck it in your own ass!

1268
01:25:27,928 --> 01:25:30,062
Oh, don't turn this
around on me, okay?

1269
01:25:30,097 --> 01:25:34,268
You're the one
that can't keep your legs closed.

1270
01:25:42,108 --> 01:25:44,110
Why are you doing this?

1271
01:25:44,145 --> 01:25:46,112
Because I like you!

1272
01:25:50,866 --> 01:25:52,952
What?

1273
01:25:56,372 --> 01:25:59,249
I like you.

1274
01:26:08,716 --> 01:26:11,677
I like you.

1275
01:26:11,719 --> 01:26:14,305
Well, you shouldn't, Charlie.

1276
01:26:15,222 --> 01:26:18,851
I'm just a ditz.

1277
01:26:18,892 --> 01:26:20,859
A ditz? What are
you talking about?

1278
01:26:20,894 --> 01:26:25,815
You're 27 years old. You're the
superintendent of a major golf resort.

1279
01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:30,737
Uh, yeah, well, I kind of fudged
my resume a little bit to get that job.

1280
01:26:30,772 --> 01:26:32,744
Oh?

1281
01:26:32,779 --> 01:26:36,408
Look, I don't know the first thing
about running a golf course, Charlie.

1282
01:26:36,443 --> 01:26:38,493
I'm a model.

1283
01:26:39,578 --> 01:26:42,414
- Huh?
- I moved to New York.

1284
01:26:42,456 --> 01:26:46,376
But none of it worked out,
so then I tried to be an actress.

1285
01:26:46,418 --> 01:26:50,212
I got this eating disorder
where I gained, like, 20 pounds.

1286
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,273
That's not that bad.

1287
01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:54,300
- In a week.
- Oh.

1288
01:26:54,383 --> 01:26:57,143
So I kind of lost
my self-respect.

1289
01:26:57,178 --> 01:27:01,390
Before you know it, I had
70-year-old guys trying to support me,

1290
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:05,644
and I just really didn't like
who I was becoming.

1291
01:27:07,188 --> 01:27:12,484
God, I've made so many mistakes.

1292
01:27:13,567 --> 01:27:16,987
Irene.

1293
01:27:17,071 --> 01:27:21,241
You didn't know
what Dickie was up to, did you?

1294
01:27:22,576 --> 01:27:25,788
I may be a ditz,
but I'm not a crook.

1295
01:27:37,757 --> 01:27:41,010
When we met
light was shed

1296
01:27:41,094 --> 01:27:43,970
Thoughts free flow
you said

1297
01:27:44,054 --> 01:27:46,973
You've got something

1298
01:27:47,057 --> 01:27:49,476
Deep inside of you

1299
01:27:49,559 --> 01:27:52,938
A wind chime voice sound

1300
01:27:53,021 --> 01:27:55,690
The sway of your hips
round rings true

1301
01:27:55,732 --> 01:27:58,193
My ass is really sore.

1302
01:27:58,235 --> 01:28:01,862
Echoes deep inside of you

1303
01:28:14,416 --> 01:28:17,335
I never get tired
of hearing that.

1304
01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:36,902
Oh, hey.
I'm looking for my friends.

1305
01:28:36,937 --> 01:28:39,273
A pretty little blonde
and a tall guy with a buzz cut.

1306
01:28:39,308 --> 01:28:41,650
- Cabin "E."
- Thanks a lot.

1307
01:28:51,908 --> 01:28:54,536
Shh. Don't make a sound.

1308
01:28:54,619 --> 01:28:58,123
I don't know anything, and that's
exactly what I told the police.

1309
01:28:58,158 --> 01:29:00,292
- I swear.
- Shut up, Irene! You just listen to me.

1310
01:29:00,327 --> 01:29:03,044
Maybe we can
work something out.

1311
01:29:06,089 --> 01:29:11,218
Time to face the music, Mozart.
And a-one, and a-two, and...

1312
01:29:30,653 --> 01:29:33,238
Warden, I want my own cell.

1313
01:29:34,448 --> 01:29:36,575
Oh, great, you again.

1314
01:29:38,493 --> 01:29:39,703
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?

1315
01:29:39,738 --> 01:29:40,085
It's Dickie.

1316
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,705
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?

1317
01:29:41,740 --> 01:29:42,212
It's Dickie.

1318
01:29:42,247 --> 01:29:44,708
- It's the guy who got me
into all this crap! Yeah.

1319
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:45,674
Oh, your golf buddy?

1320
01:29:45,709 --> 01:29:47,461
- I hope he doesn't mind
if I play through.

1321
01:29:47,496 --> 01:29:48,218
Knock it off, Hank.

1322
01:29:48,253 --> 01:29:50,630
- Okay, turn around.
I'll play the back nine.

1323
01:29:50,665 --> 01:29:51,013
Stop it!

1324
01:29:51,048 --> 01:29:54,009
Come on, he couldn't have chewed up
the greens that badly.

1325
01:29:54,051 --> 01:29:56,344
Get away from me!

1326
01:29:56,385 --> 01:29:58,512
He hasn't played the course
in a long time, okay?

1327
01:29:58,547 --> 01:30:00,593
It was Charlie who was putting.

1328
01:30:00,628 --> 01:30:02,605
- Charlie?
- Yeah, that's right.

1329
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,747
He might not be long off the tee, but
he's got a pretty good up and down game.

1330
01:30:05,782 --> 01:30:08,855
What the hell is that supp... Can we
just speak English for a second here?

1331
01:30:08,890 --> 01:30:12,692
I never wanted to sleep with you,
Hank, okay? You tricked me.

1332
01:30:12,734 --> 01:30:14,736
Yeah, that's right.
I did trick you.

1333
01:30:14,778 --> 01:30:17,551
It was deceitful.
It was disgusting and despicable.

1334
01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:20,324
But just this once,
try to look at it from my side.

1335
01:30:20,359 --> 01:30:23,702
- I was horny.
- Oh, God.

1336
01:30:23,786 --> 01:30:25,996
You are such an asshole!

1337
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,875
Come on. Don't be mad,
my little pussy fart.

1338
01:30:32,544 --> 01:30:35,047
Now, I warned you
about that, buddy.

1339
01:30:35,082 --> 01:30:38,257
Warned me about what?

1340
01:30:38,341 --> 01:30:40,342
Charlie?

1341
01:30:42,427 --> 01:30:45,222
Providence, Rhode Island.
Ten-minute stop.

1342
01:30:45,257 --> 01:30:47,974
- Did you...
- What?

1343
01:30:48,058 --> 01:30:50,602
- What the hell is going on here?
- Hank was coming on to me again.

1344
01:30:50,637 --> 01:30:53,855
Hank? Damn it.

1345
01:30:53,897 --> 01:30:55,982
I am so sick of that guy.

1346
01:30:56,024 --> 01:30:57,866
Okay, Hank,
come on out here.

1347
01:30:57,901 --> 01:31:00,368
Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way. Come on!

1348
01:31:00,403 --> 01:31:03,490
I may not be tough, but, damn it,
I can get good and mad!

1349
01:31:03,532 --> 01:31:06,033
- Come on!
- Stop it, man. You're scaring me.

1350
01:31:06,068 --> 01:31:08,042
What's the matter with you?

1351
01:31:08,077 --> 01:31:11,642
Let's get off. Let's get off
before he wakes up. Come on.

1352
01:31:11,677 --> 01:31:15,208
I'm not through with you, buster.
I'm not through with you!

1353
01:31:20,255 --> 01:31:24,551
What's the matter, Hank? Afraid
to pick on someone your own size?

1354
01:31:24,586 --> 01:31:27,220
Are you okay?

1355
01:31:27,262 --> 01:31:29,263
What happened?

1356
01:31:29,298 --> 01:31:31,265
That was dirty.

1357
01:31:31,306 --> 01:31:34,059
All right. Come on.
Where are you?

1358
01:31:34,101 --> 01:31:36,228
Where are you?
Here I am.

1359
01:31:36,270 --> 01:31:38,355
Oh, you bastard.

1360
01:31:41,817 --> 01:31:43,902
Stop it,
you're gonna kill him!

1361
01:31:47,071 --> 01:31:49,991
You're choking me.

1362
01:31:50,074 --> 01:31:52,075
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Charlie,
don't break it. Don't break it.

1363
01:31:52,110 --> 01:31:55,120
Get on your knees and beg me.
Up yours. I beg...

1364
01:32:02,085 --> 01:32:04,754
On your feet, Opie.
We're gonna have some fun.

1365
01:32:04,796 --> 01:32:09,509
Irene.

1366
01:32:11,094 --> 01:32:14,306
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie
Baileygates. Wanna see my weasel?

1367
01:32:19,935 --> 01:32:21,936
Free hot dogs here.
All you can eat.

1368
01:32:21,971 --> 01:32:23,903
Get your foot-long
and a bag of nuts.

1369
01:32:23,938 --> 01:32:28,109
No, don't listen to him!
It's not me. It's Hank.

1370
01:32:32,614 --> 01:32:36,117
Come back here, Hank.
I'm not through with you!

1371
01:32:43,248 --> 01:32:46,001
Had enough? Up yours.

1372
01:32:50,172 --> 01:32:52,382
Stop it, you two!
Stop it!

1373
01:32:56,969 --> 01:32:58,602
It's Gerke!
Come on!

1374
01:32:58,637 --> 01:33:02,098
All right, Hank, truce.
For now, fucker.

1375
01:33:07,604 --> 01:33:10,280
Watch out!
He's got a gun!

1376
01:33:10,315 --> 01:33:13,943
I'll follow the girl.
You get Baileygates.

1377
01:33:19,282 --> 01:33:21,785
Police officer!
Everybody down!

1378
01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:24,495
Get down!

1379
01:33:29,792 --> 01:33:31,876
Get out of the way.

1380
01:33:34,962 --> 01:33:36,929
Hank, we're shot.

1381
01:33:36,964 --> 01:33:38,966
Come on, you pussy.
It's just a flesh wound. Look.

1382
01:33:49,643 --> 01:33:52,312
Look, there's
keys in the car.

1383
01:33:52,395 --> 01:33:55,023
No, I can't go on.

1384
01:33:56,566 --> 01:33:59,402
I think...

1385
01:33:59,486 --> 01:34:03,031
I think I'm gonna faint.

1386
01:34:08,661 --> 01:34:13,540
Do you mean to say
that I gotta carry your sorry ass?

1387
01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:16,376
All right.

1388
01:34:16,417 --> 01:34:19,379
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.

1389
01:34:22,590 --> 01:34:25,718
Jesus, you're heavy.

1390
01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:32,684
Get in there.

1391
01:34:39,647 --> 01:34:41,941
And we're gone.

1392
01:34:44,277 --> 01:34:47,405
Oh, shit!
Don't worry about him.

1393
01:34:50,491 --> 01:34:53,119
Hank, what have you done?

1394
01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:56,622
Oh, my God!
Don't you just love it.

1395
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:04,504
It's a strange condition

1396
01:35:04,588 --> 01:35:07,340
A day in prison

1397
01:35:07,424 --> 01:35:10,135
- Move it.
- It's got me out of my head

1398
01:35:10,176 --> 01:35:14,055
And I don't know
what I came for

1399
01:35:14,139 --> 01:35:17,683
You are a sick pup.

1400
01:35:17,766 --> 01:35:20,977
Yeah, well, it takes one to know one.
What are you doing?

1401
01:35:21,012 --> 01:35:23,813
Hank!

1402
01:35:23,855 --> 01:35:26,232
Ever been bitch-slapped?

1403
01:35:26,274 --> 01:35:30,236
I'm gonna kill you,
Hank, I swear to God.

1404
01:35:30,278 --> 01:35:33,865
Arrivederci, deadwood.
No!

1405
01:35:35,658 --> 01:35:38,578
'Cause I want to know

1406
01:35:40,204 --> 01:35:44,333
And it's a strange condition

1407
01:35:44,416 --> 01:35:48,170
A day in prison

1408
01:35:48,253 --> 01:35:50,212
You got me out of my head

1409
01:35:50,254 --> 01:35:54,050
And I don't know
what I came for

1410
01:35:56,344 --> 01:36:00,640
And I want you to know

1411
01:36:20,784 --> 01:36:23,001
What the hell are you
still doing here?

1412
01:36:23,036 --> 01:36:28,165
You can't just throw me away, Hank.
We're in this together.

1413
01:36:32,460 --> 01:36:34,427
Pritchard.

1414
01:36:34,462 --> 01:36:39,175
Cover the other end.
I want Charlie arrested on sight.

1415
01:37:12,623 --> 01:37:15,876
Hey, Irene.
You just keep walking now.

1416
01:37:26,803 --> 01:37:31,224
Irene?

1417
01:37:34,309 --> 01:37:36,645
Hold it, Baileygates.
You're coming with me.

1418
01:37:36,687 --> 01:37:39,605
- Not now, Finneran.
- Yes, now!

1419
01:37:41,149 --> 01:37:43,032
That was me.

1420
01:37:43,067 --> 01:37:45,403
Yeah, big deal. The guy's got
a glass jaw. Shut up, Hank!

1421
01:37:45,438 --> 01:37:47,405
- You know, you're so...
- Hank!

1422
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:49,372
Hank!

1423
01:37:49,407 --> 01:37:51,492
Hey, let her go!

1424
01:37:51,534 --> 01:37:54,620
She asked for me, asshole.
Big deal.

1425
01:37:58,708 --> 01:38:01,502
Dickie, you know
I don't know anything.

1426
01:38:01,537 --> 01:38:04,087
Shut up, Irene.
It's too late.

1427
01:38:11,218 --> 01:38:16,432
Hank!

1428
01:38:16,515 --> 01:38:18,517
- No way.
- Come on.

1429
01:38:26,524 --> 01:38:29,819
Oh, no, water.

1430
01:38:29,903 --> 01:38:33,239
Yeah, she's pretty much screwed.
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.

1431
01:38:33,274 --> 01:38:35,241
No, we're doing this.

1432
01:38:39,579 --> 01:38:43,624
Hank, what are you doing?
Give me the leg.

1433
01:38:43,707 --> 01:38:46,543
Whoa! Hank, hurry!

1434
01:38:47,419 --> 01:38:49,712
This is my body!

1435
01:38:49,754 --> 01:38:51,964
Do you understand that?

1436
01:38:52,048 --> 01:38:54,008
I'm calling the shots
from now on, Hank.

1437
01:38:54,050 --> 01:38:56,010
I don't need you
to fight my battles for me.

1438
01:38:56,052 --> 01:38:58,012
If you can back down
from something this important,

1439
01:38:58,054 --> 01:39:00,473
you're nothing at all.

1440
01:39:00,508 --> 01:39:02,892
You're nothing at all!

1441
01:39:07,521 --> 01:39:09,523
I got my leg back.

1442
01:39:09,565 --> 01:39:12,025
Oh, no. Hank!

1443
01:39:12,108 --> 01:39:14,194
I'm coming, Irene.

1444
01:39:17,613 --> 01:39:19,698
Hank! No!

1445
01:39:19,740 --> 01:39:23,077
It's okay, Irene.

1446
01:39:23,118 --> 01:39:26,413
Hank's gone.
It's me, Charlie.

1447
01:39:26,455 --> 01:39:28,457
Charlie?

1448
01:39:28,499 --> 01:39:31,126
Uh, maybe you should
go back and get help.

1449
01:39:31,161 --> 01:39:33,212
No, I can handle it.

1450
01:39:34,797 --> 01:39:38,633
I'm warning you, pal.
You're gonna get hurt.

1451
01:39:39,175 --> 01:39:41,893
Be careful, Charlie.

1452
01:39:41,928 --> 01:39:44,972
- Just do what he says, Charlie.
- Back off, back off!

1453
01:39:45,014 --> 01:39:47,642
- Just turn around. Now!
- Take it easy, Dickie.

1454
01:39:47,683 --> 01:39:49,734
Take it easy.

1455
01:39:49,769 --> 01:39:52,021
There's nowhere to go.

1456
01:39:52,105 --> 01:39:54,231
Come on, Dickie.

1457
01:39:54,266 --> 01:39:56,358
Give me the gun.

1458
01:39:56,400 --> 01:40:00,611
Come on. Come on.

1459
01:40:00,694 --> 01:40:03,906
That's it.
Nice and easy.

1460
01:40:15,126 --> 01:40:17,176
Where's my thumb?

1461
01:40:17,211 --> 01:40:19,588
That's kidnapping and assault.
You know that, don't you?

1462
01:40:19,623 --> 01:40:21,673
- Well, why stop there?
- No!

1463
01:40:21,714 --> 01:40:24,884
Oh, God.

1464
01:40:26,094 --> 01:40:30,097
- Whitey!
- Rock 'n' roll!

1465
01:40:36,353 --> 01:40:38,584
Irene?

1466
01:40:38,619 --> 01:40:40,816
Irene!

1467
01:40:53,661 --> 01:40:55,788
Irene!

1468
01:41:04,838 --> 01:41:08,174
Irene!

1469
01:41:13,804 --> 01:41:18,392
- Irene, Irene.
- What? What? Oh, my God.

1470
01:41:27,651 --> 01:41:29,965
Keep going.
Bring it down, bring it down.

1471
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,280
- Look at that.
- We're coming, Daddy.

1472
01:41:32,315 --> 01:41:33,531
We're coming, man.

1473
01:41:33,566 --> 01:41:36,284
It's my kids!

1474
01:41:40,871 --> 01:41:43,373
Come on, Daddy!
Grab a hold of that motherfucker, man!

1475
01:42:00,097 --> 01:42:02,565
I always dance with a lady
gets me there every time

1476
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:05,436
On the road to recovery, shit,
I think we missed the damn sign

1477
01:42:07,480 --> 01:42:09,940
So, how's my thumb
looking, Doc?

1478
01:42:09,975 --> 01:42:12,400
I'll let you know when I find it.

1479
01:42:12,484 --> 01:42:14,736
- Irene, Charlie.
- Hey.

1480
01:42:14,778 --> 01:42:17,446
- This is Agent Steve Parfitt, F.B.I.
Old friend.

1481
01:42:17,481 --> 01:42:18,287
Nice to see you.

1482
01:42:18,322 --> 01:42:21,241
You must be awfully
proud of these maniacs.

1483
01:42:21,276 --> 01:42:25,162
Oh, I am.

1484
01:42:25,245 --> 01:42:28,290
- Yeah, you know, we're proud
of this motherfucker too.

1485
01:42:28,325 --> 01:42:29,124
Oh.

1486
01:42:29,166 --> 01:42:31,752
- It's good to see you're safe, Dad.
I'll tell you that.

1487
01:42:31,787 --> 01:42:31,967
Yeah.

1488
01:42:32,002 --> 01:42:34,463
The colonel informed them
that all the guilty parties...

1489
01:42:34,505 --> 01:42:36,882
had been apprehended.

1490
01:42:36,965 --> 01:42:39,058
Gerke was arraigned
at a Providence hospital,

1491
01:42:39,093 --> 01:42:43,596
and Agent Boshane had been arrested
at the train station in New London.

1492
01:42:43,631 --> 01:42:47,599
But Charlie Baileygates
had other things on his mind.

1493
01:42:47,634 --> 01:42:51,311
- Charlie, nicely done.
- Thanks, Sea Bass.

1494
01:42:51,770 --> 01:42:54,272
Hey, Whitey.
Listen, I just wanted to tell you...

1495
01:42:54,307 --> 01:42:56,775
that I really appreciate
everything you did for me.

1496
01:42:56,810 --> 01:42:58,985
I owe you a huge one.

1497
01:42:59,069 --> 01:43:02,781
And I'm truly sorry
that you had to kill again.

1498
01:43:02,816 --> 01:43:05,759
It must be really
messing with your head.

1499
01:43:05,794 --> 01:43:08,702
- I never killed anyone before.
- What?

1500
01:43:08,744 --> 01:43:11,420
Look, you were an admitted schizo
who was wanted for murder...

1501
01:43:11,455 --> 01:43:14,667
and you were laying in bed next to me
gabbin' like a 16-year-old girl

1502
01:43:14,702 --> 01:43:15,424
on the telephone.

1503
01:43:15,459 --> 01:43:17,628
You freaked me out, man.

1504
01:43:17,711 --> 01:43:21,548
But what about your family?
How did they die?

1505
01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:24,384
I never said they were dead.

1506
01:43:24,467 --> 01:43:28,324
I said they were gone.
They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.

1507
01:43:28,359 --> 01:43:32,182
Look at me. I wouldn't last
two minutes out in the desert.

1508
01:43:32,217 --> 01:43:35,436
Hey, your bandage is wet.

1509
01:43:35,477 --> 01:43:38,814
Oh, yeah?
Well, maybe it's time to come off.

1510
01:43:38,849 --> 01:43:42,025
I'm surprised
it's held on this long.

1511
01:43:42,484 --> 01:43:44,451
Hey, that's not so bad.

1512
01:43:44,486 --> 01:43:49,491
Hey, Daddy. We just wanted to say
that you... Holy shit.

1513
01:43:49,575 --> 01:43:52,618
Look, Daddy got
a goddamn butthole on his face.

1514
01:43:52,653 --> 01:43:57,038
- All Laughing]
- Oh, boy. Here we go.

1515
01:43:57,122 --> 01:43:59,666
He sure is
a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker.

1516
01:43:59,701 --> 01:44:01,668
Hey, Daddy, man.
Look, man.

1517
01:44:01,710 --> 01:44:07,549
Now you can blow your nose
and wipe your ass at the same damn time.

1518
01:44:11,303 --> 01:44:14,305
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit.

1519
01:44:21,979 --> 01:44:24,732
- So.
- So.

1520
01:44:24,815 --> 01:44:27,505
How did your meeting
with the shrink go?

1521
01:44:27,540 --> 01:44:30,196
Oh, wonderful.
A clean bill of health.

1522
01:44:30,237 --> 01:44:33,177
- Yeah?
- Just another well-rounded individual.

1523
01:44:33,212 --> 01:44:36,117
That's great, Charlie.
I'm really happy for you.

1524
01:44:36,152 --> 01:44:38,198
Thank you.

1525
01:44:38,233 --> 01:44:40,245
Well, uh,

1526
01:44:40,329 --> 01:44:44,708
I hope if you're ever,
you know, around here,

1527
01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:49,546
you'll, uh,
come and visit us.

1528
01:44:49,630 --> 01:44:53,592
Yeah. Little Rhodie.

1529
01:44:53,675 --> 01:44:56,678
Biggest little state in the union.

1530
01:44:57,220 --> 01:45:02,266
Yeah.

1531
01:45:04,810 --> 01:45:08,229
- Oh, let me get that for you.
- Thanks.

1532
01:45:10,982 --> 01:45:13,693
- Hey, Irene.
- Yeah?

1533
01:45:15,487 --> 01:45:19,199
Maybe I could come
visit you sometime soon.

1534
01:45:19,491 --> 01:45:21,576
Promise?

1535
01:45:22,993 --> 01:45:25,079
You bet.

1536
01:45:28,332 --> 01:45:33,462
And that's the word
of a Rhode Island State Trooper, ma'am.

1537
01:45:58,443 --> 01:46:03,532
I found you sitting
on a suitcase crying

1538
01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:07,250
Beneath my feet

1539
01:46:07,285 --> 01:46:11,706
I feel the rumble
of a subway train

1540
01:46:11,789 --> 01:46:15,417
Yeah
I laugh out loud

1541
01:46:15,458 --> 01:46:19,462
'Cause it's the one thing
I hadn't been trying

1542
01:46:22,006 --> 01:46:25,468
The train came in breathless
the passengers restless

1543
01:46:25,503 --> 01:46:28,763
You said
baby, you'll never change

1544
01:46:28,847 --> 01:46:30,932
You gotta get gone

1545
01:46:31,015 --> 01:46:34,059
You gotta get going

1546
01:46:34,143 --> 01:46:36,979
Hey, the world
ain't slowing down

1547
01:46:37,020 --> 01:46:41,191
You gotta be kidding.

1548
01:46:42,526 --> 01:46:44,611
Hold it right there.

1549
01:46:50,116 --> 01:46:52,083
- Miss Waters.
- Yes?

1550
01:46:52,118 --> 01:46:54,203
- I'd like you to step
out of the car please.

1551
01:46:54,245 --> 01:46:55,253
What did I not do now?

1552
01:46:55,288 --> 01:46:57,622
We have reason to believe
this is a stolen vehicle.

1553
01:46:57,657 --> 01:46:59,589
What? No, no.

1554
01:46:59,624 --> 01:47:01,877
I rented this car.

1555
01:47:01,918 --> 01:47:05,213
Would you step
out of the car, please?

1556
01:47:06,298 --> 01:47:08,383
Great.

1557
01:47:10,135 --> 01:47:12,137
Front of the car, please.

1558
01:47:12,172 --> 01:47:14,104
Hands on the hood.

1559
01:47:14,139 --> 01:47:16,391
- Spread your legs.
- That's great.

1560
01:47:16,433 --> 01:47:17,934
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

1561
01:47:17,976 --> 01:47:20,276
Just following procedure, ma'am.

1562
01:47:20,311 --> 01:47:24,106
Oh, you guys.
You guys are beautiful.

1563
01:47:24,148 --> 01:47:26,447
Look, why don't we
just skip the trial?

1564
01:47:26,482 --> 01:47:31,154
Get right to it. You can lock me up
and keep me here forever.

1565
01:47:31,189 --> 01:47:33,948
That's what I had planned.

1566
01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:50,005
Oh, Charlie.

1567
01:47:57,971 --> 01:48:02,016
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1568
01:48:02,051 --> 01:48:04,018
You paint the picture

1569
01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:06,645
With colors squeezed
from your hand

1570
01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:08,612
Weren't you the kid

1571
01:48:08,647 --> 01:48:11,191
Who just climbed
on the merry-go-round

1572
01:48:11,232 --> 01:48:13,450
It's gonna be raining
wine and roses tonight.

1573
01:48:13,485 --> 01:48:16,488
I'll tell you one thing. It's gonna be
raining my motherfuckin' cookies...

1574
01:48:16,523 --> 01:48:18,674
if this motherfucker don't
stop this turbulence shit.

1575
01:48:18,709 --> 01:48:20,790
- That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
- Come on, man.

1576
01:48:20,825 --> 01:48:23,627
Well, that's
Charlie's story, and I'm sticking to it.

1577
01:48:23,662 --> 01:48:28,165
They all moved in together
and lived as one big happy family...

1578
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:30,466
Charlie and Irene, the guys,

1579
01:48:30,501 --> 01:48:33,754
even that nice
albino fella, Whitey.

1580
01:48:33,837 --> 01:48:37,507
And I'm happy to report
Charlie got promoted to Lieutenant...

1581
01:48:37,542 --> 01:48:40,677
in the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land,

1582
01:48:40,712 --> 01:48:43,596
the Rhode Island State Police.

1583
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:47,231
Yeah, it was
a regular slice of Americana.

1584
01:48:47,266 --> 01:48:52,938
Y'all come back now. Thanks
for watchin' our motherfuckin' movie.

1585
01:48:54,314 --> 01:48:57,442
You gotta get gone
you gotta get going

1586
01:48:57,484 --> 01:49:02,072
Hey, the world ain't
slowing down for no one

1587
01:49:02,155 --> 01:49:05,200
- It's a carnival
calling out to you

1588
01:49:05,992 --> 01:49:10,079
It's calling out to you

1589
01:49:10,162 --> 01:49:12,998
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1590
01:49:13,033 --> 01:49:14,964
You paint the picture

1591
01:49:14,999 --> 01:49:18,169
With colors squeezed
from your hand

1592
01:49:18,211 --> 01:49:22,424
Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go

1593
01:55:53,286 --> 01:55:56,963
Okay, everybody.
The water temperature is 63 degrees.

1594
01:55:56,998 --> 01:56:00,501
Pop's thumb should be all right
if we find it within the next six hours.

1595
01:56:00,536 --> 01:56:03,004
- You sure about that?
- Do the math, motherfucker.

1596
01:56:03,039 --> 01:56:05,214
- Damn.
- Geez.

1597
01:56:13,804 --> 01:56:17,516
- Hey, I think I found it.
- What?

1598
01:56:23,355 --> 01:56:26,442
- False alarm.
- Oh, damn, Whitey.