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 I got a star on my car and one on my chest

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 A gun on my hip and the right to arrest

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 I'm a guy who's the boss on this highway

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 So watch out what you're doin'
when you're drivin' my way

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 If you break the Law,
you'll hear from me, I know

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 I'm workin' for the state,
I'm the highway patrol

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 Well, you'll know me when you see me
cos my door's painted white

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 My siren a-screamin’
and my flashin' red light

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 I work all day and I work all night

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 Just to keep the Law and order,
tryin' to do what's right

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 If I write you out a ticket,
then you'd better drive slow

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 I’m just a-doin' my job,
I'm the highway patrol

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 I'm the highway patrol,
the highway patrol

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 My hours are long and my pay is low

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 But I'll do my best to keep you drivin' slow

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 I’m just a-doin' my job,
I'm the highway patrol

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Meet Charlie.
Helpful dad, upstanding citizen,

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and an 18-year veteran of the greatest
Law enforcement agency in the land:

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the Rhode Island State Police.

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That's Charlie’s home. Modest, like the man.

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Even though he lived on the water,
Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer,

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which will come into play
a little later in our story.

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But I'm getting way ahead of myseIf.

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You know, maybe it's best
if we just go back and begin at the beginning.

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As a young man,
Charlie had the world by its bootstraps.

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He was the best young trooper on the force,

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and was dating
the prettiest and smartest gal in town.

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Her name was Layla... just Like the melody.

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Charlie,

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you've no idea how much l love you.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Well, will you stay with me no matter what?

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Of course, Charlie.

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What if l had to move to the Arctic
and you could never come home

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and had to eat whale blubber for the rest
of your life? Would you still stay with me?

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Yeah, I'd stay.

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But l hope that never happens.

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Yeah, me too.

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Well, by springtime they had made it official.

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Boy, let me tell you, that was some wedding.

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It was presided over
by Father Ken Gumbert,

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and half of the Rhode Island
State Police Force was in attendance.

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-Congratulations, Charlie.
-Thank you, Captain.

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All right!

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Look what l got!

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Here you go.

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Excuse me, do you people take checks?

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Say that again. Do "we people" take checks?
You mean a black man?

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No, no, no, no! God, no. Your company.

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Don't give me that bullshit!
That was a racist slur.

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-No, it wasn't. l would never...
-Tell you what, I'll make it easy for you.

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Why don't you just pay me in cotton
or a cartload of watermelons?

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Or how's about some fried chicken cos you
know how black people love fried chicken!

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-Hey, no, come on now.
-What's going on?

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This cat don't believe a nigger knows how
to cash a check! Ain't that’bout a bitch?

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Charlie, l don't wanna ever hear you
use the n-word in this house.

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What! l never said anything remotely racist!

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-Oh, so it's a "little people" thing, then.
-No!

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You think just cos I’m small you can
push me around? Well, come on, let's boogie.

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I’m gonna give you a little lesson
in low center of gravity.

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Stop it! Cut it... Stop it now. Sir!

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Don't patronize me with that "Sir" crap!

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Hey, those are illegal. Stop.

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Oh, it's on now. It's on!

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-Charlie, don't hit him!
-Me?

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Charlie! Stop it! Charlie, stop it!

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Let me handle this. Stop it!

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Excuse me, Mr. Jackson...

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Stop it! Wait. What is your first name?

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It’s Shonté.

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Shonté, l am so, so sorry. l apologize.

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Come on here. Let me walk you to your car.

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l have no patience for people
who judge books by their cover.

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And you shouldn't have to!

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Treating me like a dumbshit!
l mean, who does he think he's talking to?

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I’m a professor
of molecular genetics at Brown.

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And I’m head of the Boston chapter of Mensa.

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-You're kidding?
-No.

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I’m just driving this limo
as a sociological experiment. That's it.

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But Mensa?
I’m president of the Providence chapter.

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No kidding.

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Just when Charlie thought
life couldn't get any sweeter,

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old Mr. Stork dropped in
to pay him and Layla a visit.

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It’s a boy!

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Oh boy, oy, oy.

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Wow!

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He's so...

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Wow!

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Whoa, you're in luck!

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He's got company!

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Push! Push!

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Charlie loved those boys so much,
he just couldn’t face the truth.

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And so he went on with his Life
as if everything was normal.

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Hey, Finnegan.

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Hey, buddy.

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-Hope you brought your appetite with you.
-Oh, l did.

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-Charlie, your kids look great.
-Yeah, don't they? Thanks.

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Charlie,

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just between you and me, d'you ever notice
that your kids have a year-round tan?

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Yeah, well...

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-My great-grandmother's half-Italian.
-Half-Italian?

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Well, that's probably why
the water beads off the hair, huh?

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Yeah, so? l mean, a lot of people
have different kind of hair.

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What are you getting at?

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Well, no, I’m just saying it's...

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Come on, goddamn it! Those kids' dicks
are bigger than them sausages!

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Knock it off!
You're talking about my children.

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-Since you brought it up, l wanna ask...
-Finnegan!

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Get over here. It’s your turn.

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Charlie...

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Don't mind me.
It’s just the beer talking, you know?

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Sure.

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There's something powerful
bubbling up inside me, Father.

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And I’m afraid that some day,

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if l don't do something, I’m gonna explode.

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Where does this rage come from, my son?

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l don't know. It’s a lot of things, really.

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Take my wife, for example.

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l love her like no other, but...

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part of me suspects
that she may be having an affair.

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And I’m probably
just being paranoid here, but...

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l get the feeling that the entire town
is laughing at me behind my back.

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Charlie, that you?

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Eventually,
Charlie’s worst fears were realized.

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I’m so sorry, Charlie.

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Really, l am.

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But l have to do this.

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l found my soul mate.

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But...

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l thought l was your soul mate.

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Come on, legs! Let's roll, baby.

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l don't know what to say.

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l guess the heart just wants
what the heart wants.

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Bye, Charlie.

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But you said you'd eat whale blubber.

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She'll be eating blubber all right,
just as soon as l free Willy.

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It's funny how a man reacts
when his heart gets broken.

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Some break down and cry Like a baby.

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Others, they take out an Uzi
and climb a clock tower.

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But Charlie Baileygates
didn't seem to react at all.

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He just swallowed hard, felt that slab of
heartache slide over the lump in his throat

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and he locked it all away.

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As you can imagine, it wasn't easy for
Little Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Junior

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growing up without a mom.

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But Charlie made that Little house
into a big old home,

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and the boys flourished.

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Let me tell you, they were smart ones.

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-What are you building, fellas?
-An airplane, Daddy.

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Bye-bye!

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Bye, Daddy! Have a good time at work.

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Love you, Daddy!

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No! Hey, stop it!

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Get... Jamaal, you're in a lot of trouble!

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Get off that! Don't you take off in that!

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 How many seas must a white...

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Shonté Junior, how can you keep
eating that crap and never gain weight?

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l don't know. Just lucky, l guess.

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-How many times must the cannonball fly
-Do you believe his voice?

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-That's Gomer Pyle!
-Before they're forever banned?

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Daddy, can we watch Richard Pryor on HBO?

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Richard Pryor?

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Please.

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Okay.

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In Africa, though,
I go out in the country.

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You see some lions and shit.
I'm talkin' about real Lions.

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Not them kind you be fuckin' with in the zoo.

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You know how you go fuck with a lion?
"Hey, Lion! Motherfucker!"

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Be throwin' shit at it. Lion'd be "Oh, ooh. "

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As they have a way of doing,
the years passed somewhat regularly.

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And the boys, well, they came into their own.

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..is make her toss my salad!

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The guy's Like "Toss my salad? What's that?"

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Having your salad tossed means having
your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.

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I prefer syrup.

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He's a funny motherfucker!

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Although Charlie’s police work had
started to suffer, the kids were doing great.

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Damn! l can't figure out the atomic mass
of this motherfuckin' deuteron.

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Shit. Man, that shit's simple. Look it.

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-Tell me this, tell me this.
-What?

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What's a deuteron made up of?

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Duh! A proton and a neutron.

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Then what's this motherfuckin' electron
doin' right there?

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-Shit, l don't know.
-Well, get it out of there then!

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OK, so you're sayin' l add up the atomic
masses of the proton and the neutron, right?

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l sees that, but what do l do with
the goddamn electron? Can l put it here?

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Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his
motherfuckin' grave if he heard that.

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He'd just turn over ass up in yo' face.

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-Man, Jamaal. Just cut my man some slack.
-I’m just trying to help him save face.

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He keep askin' questions,
they'll think he's stupid.

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-l ain't stupid.
-Mornin', fellas.

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Hey, Pops, how you doin', man?

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-What's all the commotion?
-Oh, just school shit and shit.

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-How's my little guy doing?
-Struggling.

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Quantum physics is confusing. lf l don't
buckle down, I’ll get myself another B+.

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Oh, that'd be whack.

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He's so fucking dumb,
he thinks calculus is a goddamn emperor.

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Give it up, dawg.

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Well, you think polypeptide's
a motherfuckin' toothpaste.

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Oh, l gotta get out of here.
l don't wanna have to bust a cap.

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Kisses.

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Mwah, Daddy.

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-See ya later.
-Love ya.

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Yeah, Charlie was getting
a lot of respect inside the house.

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But outside... Well, that was another story.

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Mornin', Ed.

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Charlie.

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Ed, did you see where my paper went today?

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The wife's got it in the shitter.

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Well, could you tell her to throw it
on the porch when she's done?

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Can't you get one at work?

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Yeah...

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l suppose l could.

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You betcha.

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 I'd Like that

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 If we could cycle down some lane

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 I'd Like that

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 If we could ride into the rain

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 No macs, getting wet

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 I'd be your Albert

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 If you'd be Victoria

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 Ha-ha, we'd laugh
because each drop would make me

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 Grow up really high, really high

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 Like a really high thing, say a sunflower...

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-Hey, George, Herb.
-Hi, Charlie.

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-How do, fellas?
-Hi, Charlie.

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-Listen, Dick...
-Hey, guys, check out the rack on this one!

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-Oh, yeah! That's what Daddy likes.
-It looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

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-A couple of Hindenburgs, huh?
-Oh, the humanity!

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Come on, guys, take it easy. She's a mom.

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"She's a mom!"

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-She's a mom. Not my mom.
-She's a yummy mummy!

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You kill me!

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Sure, that is good.

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Listen, Dick,
I’m sorry to bother you like this but...

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your car is gonna have to be moved.

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Yeah, sure, Charlie. OK. l should be
done here in another 10 or 15 minutes.

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00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,756
l hate to be a stickler, Dick, but...

238
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:32,260
the law says you can't park in one place
for over an hour, and you've been there for...

239
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,972
going on three days now.

240
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,851
All right, all right. The law's the law.

241
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,481
Park it up behind the grocery store,
will ya, Charlie?

242
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,653
Yeah, sure.

243
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,866
This one?

244
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:59,954
There's an old saying: an ostrich
with his head in the sand makes a lousy cop.

245
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,751
You see, if you can't deal with your own
problems, well, it's hard to deal with others.

246
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,755
Sweetie? That's kinda dangerous.

247
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,675
Wanna move it on to the sidewalk,
away from traffic?

248
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,261
My dad says you're a joke
and l don't have to listen to you.

249
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,269
Well, your father is entitled to his opinion.

250
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,773
But l am an officer of the law,
and, by all rights, l could...

251
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,775
Fuck off!

252
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,069
You should watch your mouth, little girl.

253
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,666
Excuse me. Charlie!

254
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,877
Hey! You mind if l get ahead of you?
I’m in a wicked rush.

255
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,755
-Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
-You're a doll.

256
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,675
Hey, kids! Over here! Now!

257
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,180
Didn't l tell you to stay with me?

258
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,778
 We're gonna rock you

259
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,476
VagiClean, huh?

260
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:48,146
What's the matter, honey?
Little extra cheese on the taco?

261
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,150
-Excuse me?
-No, excuse me.

262
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,280
There's no tag on this.

263
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,866
Price check on VagiClean, aisle five.

264
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,577
I repeat: price check on VagiClean,

265
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,163
aisle five. That's VagiClean.

266
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:10,960
We got a customer with a fallopian fungus.
She's baking bread and l think it's sourdough.

267
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,384
Put a rush on that.

268
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,262
Hey, big guy. Did you hear the news?

269
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,683
My son Billy
got the lead in the high-school musical.

270
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,268
Well, l guess he likes the cock after all.

271
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,659
-Still wanna skip rope in the street?
-I’ll tell my daddy, Charlie!

272
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,453
Wrong answer.
And the name's Hank, fuckface.

273
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,249
 Reciting memorized lines

274
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:53,253
 And I'm not fit to touch

275
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,381
 The hem of your garment

276
00:20:56,464 --> 00:21:01,386
 No, no, I'm not fit to touch

277
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,682
 The hem of your garment

278
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,984
 I have no love but only goals

279
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,280
 How very empty is my soul

280
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,371
 It is a soul that could easily kill

281
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:33,585
 And I'm not fit to touch...

282
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,588
There you go, Dick. l parked it for you.

283
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,466
By the way,

284
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,971
you got a headlight out.

285
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,349
That looks good.

286
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,852
-There you go, Colonel.
-Very good, Malcolm. Thank you.

287
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,355
Colonel, something's wrong with Charlie.

288
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:39,067
-1-X to 1-12.
-1-12 responding.

289
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:46,074
Of course, there's not much about this sort of
thing in the Rhode Island State Police manual.

290
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:50,870
So they sent him up to Boston
to see a team of highly trained head doctors.

291
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,665
They quickly identified the problem.

292
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,752
You got a major screw loose.

293
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,548
Doctors have diagnosed you
as having a "split personality."

294
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,258
A schizo.

295
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,388
-l don't remember this.
-That's because, according to that report,

296
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,766
it wasn't you that this was happening to.
It was this other guy.

297
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,351
Hank.

298
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,980
-Said his name was Hank.
-And apparently Hank is trying to get out.

299
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,984
Trying to get out? What do you mean
"get out"? How did he get in?

300
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:25,363
-You created him.
-By not dealing with your problems, Charlie.

301
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:29,576
Ever since...

302
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,955
Well, you know.
You've been avoiding confrontation.

303
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,583
-But this guy inside.
-Hank.

304
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:42,380
He doesn't. Doctors feel that you've created
this character out of necessity.

305
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,966
You never stick up for yourself.

306
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:48,762
Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation
when Layla left?

307
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,852
Why would l?

308
00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:00,648
You know, wives leave their husbands
every day in this country.

309
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,360
That's no reason
to short-change the department.

310
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,779
l mean, it's not like l had the flu...

311
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,248
Have you picked up your medication?

312
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:27,759
I’m really not crazy about it, though.
It makes me so dry.

313
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:32,055
You have to take it anyway. Dr Rabinowitz
assures us, if you do, everything'll be fine.

314
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,974
This is a bunch of crap!

315
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,687
No wonder you're the smallest state.
Little mind, little state.

316
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,856
Shouldn't even be a state.
Should be a district.

317
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,776
Can you take these goddamn things off?

318
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,986
And could you stop lookin' at my ass!

319
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,074
Pritchard, what's going on here?

320
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:56,871
Well, Colonel, her name's Waters, Irene P.
l pulled her over on 95 for a broken tail light.

321
00:24:56,955 --> 00:25:00,375
l ran a check. She's got
an outstanding warrant in New York.

322
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,752
-Hit and run?
-Hit and run.

323
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,171
injured pedestrian signed the complaint.

324
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,758
Well, l think l might remember that.
That is ridiculous.

325
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,553
I’ve never been in an accident.
Not in my whole life.

326
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,473
Well, I’ve just gotten off the phone
with the New York State Patrol.

327
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,560
They don't seem to think it's so ridiculous.

328
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:24,566
-Look... How can we fix...
-Were you in Massena last Friday?

329
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:28,361
Well, yeah, l live there.
But l didn't have any accident.

330
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:32,490
I’m just driving down
to Block island to see my sister.

331
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:37,871
You seem like a nice guy. Is there any way
that you might let me handle this by mail or...

332
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,458
Unfortunately, Miss Waters,
I’m not the one you have to convince.

333
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:45,086
lf there's been a mistake,
you have to clear it up in Massena.

334
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:49,174
What? Because of somebody else's mistake,

335
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:53,470
l have to get in my car and
drive all the way back to upstate New York?

336
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,689
No, ma'am.

337
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,860
We'll have one of our troopers escort you.

338
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,451
Hey, Hollywood, turn your fuckin' phone off.

339
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,578
-Yeah?
-You're an asshole.

340
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,663
Oh, hello, Irene. What'd l do now?

341
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,458
Listen, I’m at a police station in Rhode island.

342
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,670
They're shipping me back to Massena
on some bogus crap.

343
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:30,173
-Sound familiar?
-l don't have a clue what you're talkin' about.

344
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,967
Dickie, cut the bullshit!

345
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:38,973
Listen to me, OK?

346
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,351
It’s over, Dickie. It’s over.

347
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:47,273
So please just stop messing with me and call
your friends and tell them to back off, OK?

348
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,359
Look, I'm being a straight shooter.

349
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:54,781
lf you need help, I’ll help you. Just give me
all the details and I’ll get to the bottom of it.

350
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,286
Massena, New York!
Goddamn, Daddy! That's near Canada!

351
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,956
l know, l know. Wasn't my idea.

352
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:07,752
l gotta take this gal up north, and then the
colonel ordered me to take a week's vacation.

353
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,088
A week's a long motherfuckin' time.

354
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:13,550
He wants me to rest
while I’m getting used to the medication.

355
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:18,054
Oh, come on. You don't have to worry
about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.

356
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,682
These two can do the shopping.
I’ll do the cooking.

357
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:24,978
You do the cooking? Man, you thought
you got chipped beef from a toothy blow job!

358
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:29,983
You're gonna have Shonté Junior
down or under goddamn 400lb. Fuck that.

359
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,986
Can't have that happen. OK, guys.

360
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:38,158
I’m not leaving till the morning, but
you know the rules: no bitches after eleven.

361
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,870
-All right, Pops.
-Yeah, man.

362
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,581
-Got you, Papa.
-Love you, Daddy!

363
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,378
So who the hell's this Irene honey anyway?

364
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,173
She worked for me the past two years.

365
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:57,260
l hired her to be my golf-course
superintendent. We got close.

366
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,262
No, you got stupid!

367
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:05,977
For the love of shit, these are the loose ends
that can hang you, Dickie! And me too!

368
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:10,565
-How much does she know?
-She might have gotten wind of some things.

369
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,276
Yeah, well, we're gonna find out.

370
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,987
The complaint was signed
by a guy named Peterson.

371
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:21,284
-He's with the EPA.
-EPA? l thought they were in our pocket.

372
00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:23,953
Well, not all of’em.

373
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:28,458
Even though Charlie didn't
wholeheartedly agree with the top brass,

374
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,752
he did as he was told.

375
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:33,755
-Careful on the road, Charlie.
-OK, Colonel.

376
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,887
-Hang on, ma'am.
-Yeah.

377
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:52,691
This vacation is just what Charlie needs.

378
00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:55,276
l bet he's a new man when he gets back.

379
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,363
lf we let him back.

380
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,075
What do you mean?

381
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:05,453
Well, l mean that
he's become a pretty big liability.

382
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:08,957
We may have to let him go.

383
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,752
Let him go? But, Captain,
police work is Charlie's whole li...

384
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,879
l know, l know, damn it.

385
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,382
l know.

386
00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:22,762
 I found you sittin' on a suitcase cryin’...

387
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:27,976
It’s a great time of year to ride,
as long as you don't mind one or two bugs.

388
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:39,279
 I Laugh out loud
cos it's the one thing I hadn't been tryin’

389
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,365
 The train came in breathless

390
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:43,992
 The passengers restless

391
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:47,454
 She said "Baby, you'll never change"

392
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:51,875
 You gotta get goin', you gotta keep goin’

393
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,378
 Hey, the world ain't slowin' down

394
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,172
 For no one

395
00:29:57,255 --> 00:30:01,968
 It's a carnival callin' out to you

396
00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:07,390
 It sounds Like a song,
it hits you Like scripture...

397
00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:10,060
Boy, you can't beat the open road!

398
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:17,859
 Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go-round?

399
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:22,489
 Hey, look, the world ain't slowin' down

400
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,160
Oh, no.

401
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:29,287
Oh, my goodness.

402
00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,289
Jeez.

403
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:34,793
Those damn truckers.

404
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,672
You know, you think
they'd call someone to come clean this up.

405
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:43,677
Poor thing. That's terrible.

406
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:48,556
By the looks of her,
she's been here for a while.

407
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:52,352
Well, l doubt we're gonna be able
to move her, but we should try.

408
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,479
You wanna get that end? Give it a push?

409
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:57,482
-Really?
-Yeah, we should give it a shot.

410
00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,484
-OK?
-OK.

411
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,362
Go ahead. Just push as hard as you can.

412
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:04,489
Yeah, OK.

413
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:07,075
Jesus! Holy...

414
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,370
-OK...
-It’s still alive!

415
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:14,958
-Just stand back. I’ll take care of it.
-Oh, God! That's terrible.

416
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:18,253
Now, don't look, OK?

417
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:26,469
Well, old girl.

418
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:29,472
Your suffering's over.

419
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:41,276
Oh, it ain't always easy
doing Mother Nature's work.

420
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,666
-Do you believe that?
-No, it's...

421
00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,961
My God in heaven!

422
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,384
What is wrong with you?

423
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:07,886
Die!

424
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:11,556
Let go! Let go, girl!

425
00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:16,561
On to greener pastures, come on.
They're clear-cutting a place in heaven for ya.

426
00:32:17,562 --> 00:32:19,064
Come on! Help me out!

427
00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:20,982
-But...
-Do something!

428
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,777
-l don't...
-Let go!

429
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:28,365
Let go! Go!

430
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,585
Well,

431
00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,754
that was tough, but...

432
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,757
l think we did the right thing.

433
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,064
Patrol car, yes. OK, thank you.

434
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:06,194
-Can l help you?
-Baileygates, Rhode island State Police.

435
00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:09,155
l have your prisoner, Miss Irene Waters, here.

436
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,160
-All right. I’ll tell them you're here.
-Okay-dee, ray-dee.

437
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,757
What are those for?

438
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:31,177
Oh, it's just this stupid thing.

439
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:36,474
l have to take a pill every six hours
or l feel funny. No big deal.

440
00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,561
What's it called?

441
00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:44,858
Advance delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage.

442
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,574
Does your ass feel numb?

443
00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:55,660
No, but...

444
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:59,080
they give me unbelievable cottonmouth.

445
00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:02,667
-l meant from the ride.
-Oh. No, no.

446
00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:05,378
Over the years my ass has taken a pounding.

447
00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:11,468
Miss Waters, my name's Peterson.
This is my partner, Agent Boshane.

448
00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:15,472
We're with the Environmental
Protection Agency's Special investigations.

449
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,057
The EPA?

450
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,392
What'd l hit? A baldheaded eagle?

451
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:24,481
We'll explain that to you, ma'am, but right
now we're gonna ask you to come with us.

452
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:30,195
Well, why don't you just
explain it to me now?

453
00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:36,159
We put your hit-and-run report
out on the wire in order to track you down.

454
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,788
Track me down for what?

455
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:41,873
Agent Boshane?

456
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:47,754
l want to remind you again,
our station's at your disposal.

457
00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:50,382
You're welcome to use
our interrogation rooms.

458
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:53,885
We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke,
but we're all set.

459
00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:58,056
Right. Well, if there's anything at all l...

460
00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,279
Excuse me.

461
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,657
I’m just gonna...

462
00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:18,159
get myself a drink of water.

463
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:31,589
So, if l could just get someone
to sign this, I’ll be on my way.

464
00:35:31,756 --> 00:35:33,758
Yeah.

465
00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:39,264
Well, Miss Waters, good luck.
l hope everything works out great for you.

466
00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:42,183
Thanks a lot, Charlie.

467
00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,062
l haven't done anything wrong
and you know it.

468
00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:51,985
What about the marijuana roaches you left
when you moved out of your apartment?

469
00:35:52,777 --> 00:35:55,572
So l smoked some pot. What is that, a crime?

470
00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:03,455
As is being an accessory to bribery,
embezzlement, tax evasion and racketeering.

471
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:08,168
-What are you talking about?
-Does the name Dickie Thurman ring a bell?

472
00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:14,257
His company, Cedar Creek Limited,
has been under investigation for 18 months.

473
00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:18,470
How does that make me an accessory?
l laid sod on Dickie's golf course. So what?

474
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:23,266
Tell me this. A big operation
like the Cedar Creek Country Club.

475
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:27,479
-How'd you become the head greens keeper?
-By default.

476
00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:32,567
This guy, Tedeschi or Tedesco,
he was hired before me, but he died.

477
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,362
Heart problem or something.

478
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:40,492
The feds believed that Irene
knew more than she thought she knew,

479
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:42,786
and her Life was in danger.

480
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:46,664
They explained that everything
had been happening under her nose.

481
00:36:46,664 --> 00:36:50,669
Payoffs of government agencies,
threats to those who stood in the way.

482
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:56,758
And her predecessor's heart attack?
Well, that was just cold-blooded murder.

483
00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:59,177
Oh, man!

484
00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:10,188
Can you excuse me?

485
00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,875
Pizza kid.

486
00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:36,589
-How much?
-That comes to $13.95.

487
00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:03,658
Son of a bitch!

488
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:22,969
It was a good thing Charlie had told her

489
00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:27,557
he was staying at the Chuck E Cheese Lodge
and Miniature Golf Resort.

490
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:29,684
Charlie?

491
00:38:29,768 --> 00:38:34,064
Irene finagled the key from the front desk
and Let herself.

492
00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,066
Charlie!

493
00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:48,870
Charlie, what's going on here?

494
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,497
Irene?

495
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:57,671
Irene, l was just...
l was gonna study your file

496
00:38:57,796 --> 00:39:00,382
and try to find a loophole.

497
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:06,096
Did your lips get as chapped as mine
on the ride down?

498
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:10,975
Never mind. l need your help. There was
a shootout at the thing. The agents are dead!

499
00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:14,771
-Dead?
-Yeah. They were after me, Charlie!

500
00:39:14,771 --> 00:39:17,857
Oh, God. This is Dickie's work. l know it!

501
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,988
So what are you gonna do?

502
00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:27,784
-We'll call the police.
-What? No, you can't do that!

503
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:31,371
Dickie has those guys in his back pocket.
That's why l came to you.

504
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:35,875
Hey! This is serious shit!

505
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,961
You don't...

506
00:39:38,461 --> 00:39:41,089
-I’m outta here.
-Hey, wait! No, don't do that!

507
00:39:41,172 --> 00:39:43,967
Come on, hold on.
Just let me think for a second. OK?

508
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:47,762
Think someplace else.
This is the first place they're gonna look.

509
00:39:47,762 --> 00:39:49,764
Damn it!

510
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:59,482
So where are we going anyway?

511
00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:01,568
You'll see.

512
00:40:02,777 --> 00:40:08,575
Well, they went on the lam for a bit, and
then Charlie made a couple of phone calls.

513
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,462
Take it easy now.

514
00:40:20,879 --> 00:40:23,882
-Charlie!
-Don't worry. I’ll take care of it.

515
00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:25,884
Hey.

516
00:40:25,967 --> 00:40:27,969
-Good work, Baileygates.
-Thanks.

517
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:31,389
-Sorry l had to meet you all the way out here.
-That's OK.

518
00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:33,683
It’s just as well. Poor gal's paranoid.

519
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:38,188
My kids are like that. They have this idea
that the cops are the bad guys...

520
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:49,074
Listen, l don't know what's going on
and l didn't tell the feds anything...

521
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:52,869
Dickie told me you were street-smart. Huh?

522
00:40:52,994 --> 00:40:55,497
Why the hell would you run to this idiot?

523
00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:03,380
Drop the gun, moron.

524
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,590
You're being video-taped.

525
00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:10,595
-What're you talking about?
-There's a camera on my bike.

526
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,976
Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it?

527
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:35,286
Score. Good move.

528
00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:37,664
Get in the car.

529
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,292
Come on, come on, come on.

530
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:47,799
D'you mind telling me
what you were thinking?

531
00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:50,593
Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid!

532
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:56,891
Tweak the high end
on your emotional EQ, sweet beak.

533
00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:59,477
The funky chicken was Charlie's dance.

534
00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:02,063
I’m a tango man myself.

535
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:11,072
As you can imagine,
there was some explaining to do.

536
00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:14,993
So Hank, as he called himself,

537
00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:19,581
found a quiet spot
and spelled out the whole darn mess.

538
00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:22,876
OK, so what you're saying
is that you're not Charlie.

539
00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:27,464
You've seen Charlie in action.
He's like origami : folds under pressure.

540
00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:30,884
When the big game's on the line,
he's busy riding the pine.

541
00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:33,887
OK, wait. Can you just...?

542
00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,685
It’s simple.

543
00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:46,483
Charlie's the mouse that got you into
the maze. I’m the rat who can find the cheese.

544
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:50,070
The name's Hank. Hank Evans...

545
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,073
 For Little girls

546
00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:57,077
So it's true. Charlie is a schizo.

547
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,498
l wouldn't know. l stay out of his business,
he stays out of mine.

548
00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:03,667
Look.

549
00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:09,798
Just because l rock
doesn't mean I’m made of stone.

550
00:43:09,881 --> 00:43:14,386
l feel your fear. It’s coming through
like static on my heart radio.

551
00:43:16,763 --> 00:43:18,765
Hank? Hank.

552
00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:23,269
l really, really appreciate your help,

553
00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:30,068
but is there any way that maybe we could
get Charlie back out here for a little huddle?

554
00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:35,281
No problem. While you're at it, why not climb
that pole and take a piss on the power lines?

555
00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:38,159
Look, I’m not here to twist your niblets.

556
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:43,373
I’m here to save your life, but if I’m gonna
do that, I’ll need total uninononynymity.

557
00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:50,380
OK.

558
00:43:51,172 --> 00:43:53,299
Sound good, candypants?

559
00:43:53,883 --> 00:43:55,593
Hank, don't call me that.

560
00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:10,400
How the hell can they call Pluto a planet?

561
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,696
What motherfuckin' planet has an
elliptical orbit? This shit don't make sense.

562
00:44:15,196 --> 00:44:19,784
Motherfucker! That motherfucker Vince
Foster was murdered. l told you that shit!

563
00:44:20,285 --> 00:44:23,288
Hey, man, quit hackin' into
them goddamn Pentagon files.

564
00:44:23,371 --> 00:44:27,876
Ain't no never mind who them crooked
politicians be killin'. You need to study.

565
00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:31,171
-What did Daddy tell you about snoopin'?
-Shit, yeah.

566
00:44:31,171 --> 00:44:34,674
lf you keep fuckin' around,
you'll lose your Yale scholarship.

567
00:44:34,674 --> 00:44:39,262
Be stuck up there at Stanford
with them goddamn motherfuckers.

568
00:44:39,888 --> 00:44:43,892
Motherfucker, you be lucky to get
accepted to Duke, gettin' a 1430 on yo' SAT.

569
00:44:43,892 --> 00:44:46,561
-Motherfucker, you know l had the flu.
-Flu, my ass!

570
00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:49,397
You had a motherfuckin' aneurysm
to get a 1430.

571
00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:52,192
Hey, you talkin' some shit now.

572
00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:55,695
That's probably one of them
Ivy League sons of bitches now.

573
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:58,365
Show me yo' ass head up
and get the door, man.

574
00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:03,578
Hey, Captain.

575
00:45:03,661 --> 00:45:06,081
-Fellas.
-What the fuck is goin' on, man?

576
00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:09,668
-This is Agent Annicelli.
-Gentlemen.

577
00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:12,671
-What's happenin'?
-We've got a problem.

578
00:45:13,672 --> 00:45:15,173
Pack your bags.

579
00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,972
-We're locked and loaded.
-Great.

580
00:45:22,972 --> 00:45:25,392
Got enough stuff to hold us over for 72 hours.

581
00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:42,075
Well, fuck my ozone.

582
00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,969
 We're gonna rock you

583
00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,979
Hey, ringworm.

584
00:46:14,190 --> 00:46:17,193
Yeah, I’m talkin' to you,
you toxic waste of life.

585
00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:20,697
You gonna pick up that butt?

586
00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:24,200
Or do l have to glue it to my shoe
and stick it in your pimply a-hole?

587
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:28,496
Hey, man. Take it easy. It’s just a cigarette.

588
00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:30,999
Oh, yeah?

589
00:46:31,082 --> 00:46:36,296
Well, this is just a fist, but when l throw it
around, it can leave one hell of a mess.

590
00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:38,173
Let's dance.

591
00:47:00,278 --> 00:47:05,700
-Let's kick the shit out of this crazy asshole!
-Wait, he's a schizo!

592
00:47:06,576 --> 00:47:08,661
What the hell's wrong with him?

593
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:13,166
What happened anyway?

594
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:17,796
Yeah, Charlie was taking a few lumps
on account of Hank’s behavior.

595
00:47:17,879 --> 00:47:22,884
But, save for a Little blood in the urine,
he was no worse for the wear.

596
00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:27,597
I’m sorry you had to meet Hank, Miss Waters.

597
00:47:27,597 --> 00:47:29,766
l thought l was bad.

598
00:47:29,891 --> 00:47:32,394
That guy has some serious problems.

599
00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:36,189
He did save our lives.

600
00:47:38,191 --> 00:47:42,195
-Anyway, Hank had a good idea. He thinks...
-You're gonna listen to Hank?

601
00:47:42,278 --> 00:47:46,991
Come on, look what he did to me!
What are you thinking? He's out of control.

602
00:47:48,785 --> 00:47:53,873
You know what we should do? Find another
department and tell them the whole story.

603
00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:58,586
Not smart, Charlie.
We don't know how far Dickie's reach goes.

604
00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:02,465
Then you know what?

605
00:48:02,590 --> 00:48:07,095
l think it's time to call the best damn
law enforcement agency in the country.

606
00:48:07,178 --> 00:48:09,264
The Rhode island State Troopers!

607
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:14,102
Do you really think that the feds don't have
some guy up there right now bugging calls?

608
00:48:14,185 --> 00:48:19,399
They'd be on us in ten minutes. And
they almost got me killed in the first place.

609
00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:21,568
OK.

610
00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:24,070
What was the genius's big plan?

611
00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:27,490
He thinks that we should find a cabin
and hide out for a while.

612
00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:29,993
Oh, yeah? What about water and food and...

613
00:48:30,076 --> 00:48:32,996
He already got supplies. They're in the trunk.

614
00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,592
These are the supplies?

615
00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:51,181
Well, he had a plan, all right.

616
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:55,101
That's it? That's all he got?

617
00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:57,187
Oh, no. There's more.

618
00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,689
A rope,

619
00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:01,691
shovel,

620
00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:05,362
bag of lime and some lawn darts.

621
00:49:08,281 --> 00:49:11,868
This is Christine DiCarlo
live from Clinton County, New York,

622
00:49:11,993 --> 00:49:15,872
where the manhunt continues for
Rhode island State Trooper Baileygates.

623
00:49:15,872 --> 00:49:20,085
..responsible for the death of an EPA agent
and the kidnapping of Irene Waters.

624
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:24,589
Bullshit! My daddy ain't killed nobody
and he sure ain't kidnapped no bitch!

625
00:49:24,673 --> 00:49:27,884
Your dad's sick, mentally.
He's had a breakdown.

626
00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:31,262
The important thing is we find him
so nobody else gets hurt.

627
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,767
-Nobody's gonna get hurt.
-Our daddy wouldn't hurt a motherfuckin' fly.

628
00:49:36,101 --> 00:49:41,272
No, he goes after bigger game. We just got
a report he put six bullets into a cow's head.

629
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,983
Poor thing's lucky to be alive.

630
00:49:46,194 --> 00:49:51,199
OK, look, let's say he does have a problem -
which he don't. He's been takin' pills.

631
00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:55,286
-He left his pills in the hotel room.
-That's where he left his sanity.

632
00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:58,998
I’ve seen it first-hand.
The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

633
00:49:58,998 --> 00:50:02,669
One thing l don't understand, Lieutenant.

634
00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:06,589
lf my daddy's such a scary-ass motherfucker,
why'd you go by yourself?

635
00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:10,176
Who the fuck are you? Sergeant York
taking on the Germans yourself?

636
00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:13,596
Your father's a police officer.
He asked me to come alone.

637
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,975
-How was l to know he's a nutcase?
-He ain't no fuckin' nutcase!

638
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:21,187
He may have delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage,

639
00:50:21,271 --> 00:50:23,898
but he is a very gentle person.

640
00:50:24,065 --> 00:50:26,192
 Motherfucker robot! Motherfucker robot!

641
00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:35,785
What's the fuss?

642
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:41,374
Stay away from me, Hank! l know what you
had planned. l saw your so-called supplies.

643
00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:46,296
That.

644
00:50:46,796 --> 00:50:50,175
l wasn't gonna just ram it home... though.

645
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,469
l was gonna lube it up

646
00:50:52,594 --> 00:50:55,972
and ease it in there inch by inch
like a gentleman.

647
00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:59,768
l was talking about the shovel and the lime.

648
00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:02,270
Shovel and lime?

649
00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:13,782
Thank you.
l haven't laughed like that in a long time.

650
00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,367
What's so funny?

651
00:51:15,492 --> 00:51:18,286
-We're driving a hot carriage.
-So?

652
00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:20,580
That stuff belongs to the bad cop.

653
00:51:20,663 --> 00:51:24,584
You think he was gonna take
our dead bodies down to the station?

654
00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:37,681
Irene decided they should go back
to Rhode Island, but Hank had an idea first.

655
00:51:37,681 --> 00:51:40,183
Are you sure about this?

656
00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:44,270
You kidding? Every oinker east of the
Mississippi will be looking for this sled.

657
00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,189
Safer to go mass transit.

658
00:51:46,272 --> 00:51:48,400
Ready? On nine.

659
00:51:48,483 --> 00:51:50,402
1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

660
00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:08,795
Well, they won't be tracking us in that car.

661
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:11,172
-Thanks for the kudos.
-Sure.

662
00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:14,092
-Glad we're finally on the same page.
-Me, too.

663
00:52:16,886 --> 00:52:20,181
-You OK?
-Yes, I’m fine.

664
00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:24,269
Thought you were going over the edge.

665
00:52:24,394 --> 00:52:26,396
Thank you.

666
00:52:30,191 --> 00:52:32,986
You know, l think you're a very special unit.

667
00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,487
That's sweet.

668
00:52:34,904 --> 00:52:37,699
l hope we can get to know each other better.

669
00:52:37,782 --> 00:52:39,576
Yeah. Me too.

670
00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:41,786
Do you swallow?

671
00:52:45,582 --> 00:52:48,084
l get it. We'll go slow.

672
00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:56,676
-Hey!
-Yes?

673
00:52:57,802 --> 00:53:01,681
You didn't happen
to pick up a wallet on the dash, did you?

674
00:53:01,765 --> 00:53:03,975
You're kidding, right?

675
00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:09,689
So what's your tale? Where you from?

676
00:53:09,773 --> 00:53:11,900
Oh, all over.

677
00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:15,070
Omnipresence. l like that in a woman.

678
00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:18,573
I’m originally from Texas.
Middle-class neighborhood.

679
00:53:18,573 --> 00:53:21,076
But after school l moved to New York cos...

680
00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:25,789
Let me guess. Everybody said you were easy
on the eyes, so you tried to become a model.

681
00:53:25,872 --> 00:53:30,794
But in the Big Apple, they treated you
like the worm, so you became an actress.

682
00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:32,796
No, but...

683
00:53:33,797 --> 00:53:35,882
But you can't get far without talent,

684
00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:40,178
and the only bright lights you saw
were the ones inside the fridge.

685
00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:44,265
So you got a boob job and went
looking for a rich man with a bum ticker

686
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:49,104
and waved a white flag
in the face of your own self-loathing.

687
00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:53,775
-How's my aim?
-l never went to New York City.

688
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:57,779
l went to Cornell, then l got my master's
in Turf Management at U-Mass.

689
00:53:57,904 --> 00:54:00,365
Then l became a golf-course superintendent.

690
00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:06,579
-And these are all mine.
-l notice you left out your eating disorder.

691
00:54:06,705 --> 00:54:09,290
-l don't have an eating disorder.
-Whatever, slim.

692
00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:17,590
Hands off, Hank.

693
00:54:27,183 --> 00:54:28,977
Mom!

694
00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:33,273
That's real nice, Hank.
Way to keep a low profile.

695
00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:35,400
It’s survival at this point.

696
00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:40,280
Hey, l know how to score some dough.

697
00:54:41,698 --> 00:54:43,700
-Punch me.
-What?

698
00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:45,869
-Punch me in the face.
-Why?

699
00:54:45,869 --> 00:54:48,788
I’ll tell the big cheese
l got rolled in the parking lot.

700
00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:52,792
He'll hush me with some Benjamins.
They don't need that kind of ink.

701
00:54:52,876 --> 00:54:55,003
Come on, rip my head off.

702
00:54:55,086 --> 00:54:59,299
-That's really lame, Hank.
-You have a better idea? Come on!

703
00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:02,886
-It’s not gonna work.
-Yes, it is, but you gotta rock me.

704
00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:06,389
Don't give me a girly
"l don't want to break a fingernail" tap.

705
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:09,476
This guy's gotta look at my face and just...

706
00:55:14,105 --> 00:55:17,776
Well, the kick in the chops
didn't work out as planned.

707
00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:20,904
It just left Charlie a Little more roughed up.

708
00:55:20,987 --> 00:55:22,697
How's the nose feeling?

709
00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,783
Listen to it.

710
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:30,497
-I’m really sorry, Charlie.
-I’ll get over it.

711
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:35,293
l mean, you should be furious.
l just drop-kicked you right in the face.

712
00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:37,504
Hey, it happens.

713
00:55:40,674 --> 00:55:45,095
You got a great way of looking at life, Charlie.
You know that? That's a gift.

714
00:55:45,095 --> 00:55:49,391
Yeah, l don't know if my shrinks would agree.
They think that's my problem.

715
00:55:49,474 --> 00:55:50,975
What?

716
00:55:51,976 --> 00:55:58,191
That l purposely distort my perceptions
to make my reality more palatable.

717
00:55:58,566 --> 00:56:01,778
Like you only hear what you wanna hear?

718
00:56:01,778 --> 00:56:05,490
Thanks. l like to keep it short,
especially in the summer.

719
00:56:08,993 --> 00:56:14,165
How come l couldn't have ended up with
an easy-going guy like you, Charlie? Huh?

720
00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:19,004
Sometimes l think there's something about
my look that just attracts assholes.

721
00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:22,966
That's crazy.
You're a very special girl, Irene. Look at you.

722
00:56:22,966 --> 00:56:24,884
You're just so down-to-earth.

723
00:56:24,968 --> 00:56:28,471
l mean, look at your hair.
It’s like you don't give a damn.

724
00:56:28,471 --> 00:56:33,685
And you let your skin hang out, blemishes
an' all. You're not afraid of your flaws.

725
00:56:33,768 --> 00:56:37,397
Your face is all pursed up
like you just sucked on a lemon,

726
00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,274
but you pull it off!

727
00:56:48,491 --> 00:56:50,869
You thinkin' what I’m thinkin'?

728
00:56:51,995 --> 00:56:54,289
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah.

729
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,587
Come on!

730
00:57:01,296 --> 00:57:04,507
-l don't know if l can!
-Yes, you can!

731
00:57:04,507 --> 00:57:07,093
Humans only use 10%%% of their potential!

732
00:57:07,093 --> 00:57:10,597
You gotta reach down
for that little extra something!

733
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:16,186
There you go!

734
00:57:16,269 --> 00:57:18,480
Now you're gettin' it!

735
00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,190
l believe in you!

736
00:57:21,566 --> 00:57:24,069
Don't you give up on me now!

737
00:57:29,574 --> 00:57:32,577
Easier than l thought! Come on!

738
00:57:33,203 --> 00:57:36,081
Go, Charlie. Go! You can do it!

739
00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:37,999
Come on, Charlie!

740
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:40,794
Use more of your potential!

741
00:57:47,884 --> 00:57:49,886
Come on, Charlie! Go!

742
00:57:50,303 --> 00:57:51,888
Jump off!

743
00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:54,099
-What?
-Jump off!

744
00:57:54,974 --> 00:57:56,267
What?

745
00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:59,396
Jump off the train!

746
00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:09,698
Irene?

747
00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:13,284
Come on. Stop fooling around.

748
00:58:14,494 --> 00:58:17,580
l started thinking about it. Bad idea.

749
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:20,583
Trains are the first place they'll look.

750
00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:23,795
Oh, come on.

751
00:58:23,878 --> 00:58:27,882
We checked all the gas and food stops
along the interstate. No sign of’em.

752
00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:30,885
Interstate! Is your old lady happy?

753
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:33,888
My old lady?

754
00:58:33,888 --> 00:58:38,685
Cos if your fuckin' is like your police work,
you couldn't hit the G spot on a 12lb pussy.

755
00:58:39,394 --> 00:58:41,771
Watch yourself.

756
00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:46,276
-What are you gettin' at?
-Look, Daddy ain't gonna take no road

757
00:58:46,401 --> 00:58:49,279
where y'all blind-ass cops is lookin'.

758
00:58:49,404 --> 00:58:52,282
And, motherfucker, he don't eat fast food.

759
00:58:54,784 --> 00:58:57,579
OK, l have three dollars.
How much do you have?

760
00:58:58,371 --> 00:59:00,790
-Six bucks.
-Let me go up and order, so we can go.

761
00:59:00,790 --> 00:59:04,502
OK. I’ll have a chicken-breast sandwich.
No skin, dry toast.

762
00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:12,677
 You make me dizzy,
running circles in my head

763
00:59:12,802 --> 00:59:19,601
 One of these days I'll chase you down

764
00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:22,270
 Well, Look who's going crazy now

765
00:59:22,395 --> 00:59:24,898
 We're face to face, my friend

766
00:59:24,981 --> 00:59:27,901
 Better get out

767
00:59:27,984 --> 00:59:30,779
 Better get out!

768
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:33,281
-What are you starin' at, fucker?
-You know you make me break out...

769
00:59:35,408 --> 00:59:38,078
Wanna start me up? Just pull the cord, pal.

770
00:59:38,078 --> 00:59:41,581
I’m due for a seismic event.
You're dancin' on the fault line.

771
00:59:41,581 --> 00:59:46,503
-Hey, what is your problem, pal?
-l got no beef with you. Just the kid.

772
00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:49,673
-Hey, stop it!
-He started it.

773
00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:52,801
I’m so sorry. l apologize.
He suffers from this thing.

774
00:59:52,884 --> 00:59:55,303
I’m standing right here, four-eyes.

775
00:59:55,303 --> 00:59:59,683
Oh, poor baby. Has to let his daddy
fight his battles for him, huh?

776
00:59:59,808 --> 01:00:01,893
He's an ass.

777
01:00:08,274 --> 01:00:10,193
Pussy.

778
01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:17,075
How's it hangin', fellas?

779
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,494
Hank, l presume.

780
01:00:21,496 --> 01:00:24,290
-D'you miss me?
-Why don't you get Charlie back?

781
01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:26,793
Things were finally becoming civilized.

782
01:00:26,876 --> 01:00:30,505
Pocahontas, you gotta put your ear
to the ground to hear the buffalo.

783
01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:32,799
l don't know what that means, OK?

784
01:00:33,091 --> 01:00:38,179
It means either he makes up a battle plan,
or Hank'll take over Fort Charlie for good.

785
01:00:39,389 --> 01:00:42,308
Did you just refer to yourself
in the fourth person?

786
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,770
Holy Jesus in heaven! It’s a giant Q-Tip.

787
01:00:45,895 --> 01:00:47,188
Hank!

788
01:00:47,272 --> 01:00:50,692
What? I’m jokin'.
Bringin' a little sunshine into his life.

789
01:00:50,775 --> 01:00:52,986
Careful, you'll peel.

790
01:00:52,986 --> 01:00:57,198
-Do you need to see a menu?
-No, thank you. We've ordered.

791
01:01:03,371 --> 01:01:04,706
That's it.

792
01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:10,170
-Hold on, cheese tits. Did l miss something?
-Don't give me that shit!

793
01:01:10,295 --> 01:01:13,006
What you just did to that kid was terrible.

794
01:01:13,089 --> 01:01:15,675
Didn't you see the look on his face?

795
01:01:18,386 --> 01:01:20,680
Looked a little pale, that's all.

796
01:01:20,805 --> 01:01:23,391
He was hurt and offended.

797
01:01:23,391 --> 01:01:25,894
Well, l disagree, but why speculate?

798
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,773
-Hey, Milky! !Vámonos!
-Hey, no!

799
01:01:29,898 --> 01:01:33,985
Come on, Br'er Rabbit.
Hop down the bunny trail. Epa, epa, ándale.

800
01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:40,200
Listen, were you offended in any way
by our social interaction here?

801
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,494
Yeah, actually l was.

802
01:01:45,288 --> 01:01:47,207
What was it? The Q-Tip thing?

803
01:01:47,207 --> 01:01:50,877
Actually l was pretty much offended
by everything you said, sir.

804
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,387
Sorry.

805
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:05,600
I’m truly sorry.

806
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,082
You OK?

807
01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:33,503
You don't know what it was like.

808
01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:37,507
Spending all those years
trapped behind a wall of politeness.

809
01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:39,509
Bound and gagged...

810
01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:44,305
in a dark and silent world
where nothing grows but the anger.

811
01:02:47,475 --> 01:02:52,480
All because some demon he married laced up
her boots and did a Nancy Sinatra on him.

812
01:02:52,605 --> 01:02:54,899
Charlie had a wife?

813
01:02:55,984 --> 01:02:58,403
And then some.

814
01:02:58,486 --> 01:03:01,489
l was a big piece
of the personality pie back then.

815
01:03:01,573 --> 01:03:04,701
But when she left him, Charlie went numb...

816
01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:06,578
and l went AWOL.

817
01:03:07,370 --> 01:03:09,372
Well,

818
01:03:10,498 --> 01:03:13,585
if you were
such a big part of the personality,

819
01:03:14,294 --> 01:03:16,296
then she left you too.

820
01:03:25,096 --> 01:03:27,098
It’s true.

821
01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:32,604
She left us.

822
01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:36,608
l loved her.

823
01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:41,488
Why'd she do this?

824
01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:44,783
I’m not a bad person.

825
01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:48,578
I’m not a bad person.

826
01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:52,082
No, you're not a bad guy.

827
01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:54,292
No, you're not.

828
01:03:54,376 --> 01:03:56,211
D'you hear me?

829
01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:02,592
You're a good person.

830
01:04:06,471 --> 01:04:08,598
You really think so?

831
01:04:09,891 --> 01:04:12,185
Yeah, I’m starting to.

832
01:04:22,070 --> 01:04:24,406
You know what I’m gonna do?

833
01:04:25,073 --> 01:04:27,409
I’m gonna make it up to Charlie.

834
01:04:27,992 --> 01:04:32,205
And I’m gonna make it up
to that sweet little circus geek in there.

835
01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:36,710
Hank?

836
01:04:38,211 --> 01:04:43,091
Agent Boshane! They were spotted leaving
a health-food restaurant 100 miles from here.

837
01:04:43,091 --> 01:04:45,301
-15 minutes, tops.
-Got it.

838
01:04:52,475 --> 01:04:54,894
They got 150 cordoned off?

839
01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:57,981
Let's fly!

840
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:20,503
Can you please tell him to stop this?

841
01:05:20,503 --> 01:05:22,881
Charlie, is that you?

842
01:05:26,676 --> 01:05:28,678
Hey, my nose.

843
01:05:29,596 --> 01:05:32,182
My nose is fixed.

844
01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:37,479
-Isn't that great?
-How'd that happen?

845
01:05:37,604 --> 01:05:42,400
Well, Hank wanted
to do something nice for you,

846
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:47,072
so he insisted that we
go to a plastic surgeon.

847
01:05:47,072 --> 01:05:50,909
What? Did you say plastic surgeon?

848
01:05:50,992 --> 01:05:52,577
Oh, my God.

849
01:05:53,411 --> 01:05:54,996
What is this?

850
01:05:54,996 --> 01:05:57,499
What d'you... what is this?

851
01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:02,504
Hank thought that you kinda
had a weak chin, so...

852
01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:05,507
What?

853
01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:09,094
l like my chin...

854
01:06:09,594 --> 01:06:11,388
l like my chin.

855
01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:14,099
It’s my chin! It’s my chin! Mine!

856
01:06:14,182 --> 01:06:15,684
How'd you pay for it?

857
01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,686
l loaned him the money.

858
01:06:18,395 --> 01:06:21,189
Who the hell are you?

859
01:06:21,272 --> 01:06:22,774
It’s me.

860
01:06:23,108 --> 01:06:24,776
Milky.

861
01:06:29,572 --> 01:06:32,283
Who the hell is Milky
and what is he doing here?

862
01:06:34,911 --> 01:06:38,707
Irene has a lot of people who would like
to see her in an unmarked grave.

863
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:41,584
l don't think it's safe
for you to hang around with us.

864
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:45,672
Why not?
You, Irene and Hank are my only friends.

865
01:06:46,589 --> 01:06:49,509
What about your family?
Won't they miss you?

866
01:06:49,592 --> 01:06:51,594
My family's all...

867
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:54,472
They're gone.

868
01:06:55,390 --> 01:06:57,392
Oh, jeez.

869
01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:08,903
Well, we can't call you Milky anymore.
What's your real name?

870
01:07:08,987 --> 01:07:12,198
Casper. But my friends call me Whitey.

871
01:07:14,075 --> 01:07:15,702
OK.

872
01:07:19,581 --> 01:07:24,502
 I can't find the time to tell you

873
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:34,304
 I can't find the time to tell you...

874
01:07:34,804 --> 01:07:36,306
Whoa!

875
01:07:36,681 --> 01:07:39,184
 So many things to say

876
01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:45,607
 I could fit it in a book, fit it in a book
of a thousand pages, yeah

877
01:07:46,399 --> 01:07:49,110
 So many people say

878
01:07:49,194 --> 01:07:54,282
 That I couldn’t tell a lie, couldn’t tell a Lie
in a thousand ages

879
01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:58,203
-Here you go. l got your car all filled up.
-Thank you, Joseph.

880
01:08:00,872 --> 01:08:03,083
Oh, yeah.

881
01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:08,713
Get your cock out of my Chrysler,
you son of a bitch!

882
01:08:11,383 --> 01:08:15,887
You son of a...!
I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna get you!

883
01:08:21,893 --> 01:08:26,898
 I can't find the time to tell you

884
01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:31,778
 I Look at your pretty face

885
01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:34,406
 And I fall in Love with you,
fall in Love with you

886
01:08:34,489 --> 01:08:38,785
 Every time I see you there

887
01:08:41,579 --> 01:08:44,082
 They are flowing to the ground,
flowing to the ground

888
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,585
 In a mist around you

889
01:08:48,586 --> 01:08:52,007
 Baby, you're wrong

890
01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:56,886
 Baby, you're wrong

891
01:08:57,095 --> 01:08:59,597
What's that on your shirt?

892
01:09:01,391 --> 01:09:03,309
I’m sorry.

893
01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:06,688
That was good.

894
01:09:07,313 --> 01:09:10,400
Charlie, what the hell is that?

895
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,112
-Oh, yeah, I’m gonna fall for that.
-No, Charlie.

896
01:09:14,779 --> 01:09:16,781
Not me.

897
01:09:16,906 --> 01:09:18,908
Nice try though.

898
01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:21,286
How dumb do l look?

899
01:09:29,377 --> 01:09:33,673
 I can't find the time to tell you

900
01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:38,887
 I can't find the time to tell you...

901
01:09:41,389 --> 01:09:44,309
Hey, they only had two rooms: 19 and 20.

902
01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:46,478
So you guys will have to bunk up.

903
01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:54,986
 I can't find the time to tell you

904
01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:01,701
So, Whitey...

905
01:10:02,702 --> 01:10:04,913
What happened to your family?

906
01:10:04,996 --> 01:10:06,998
l killed them.

907
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,085
Come again?

908
01:10:10,210 --> 01:10:14,714
When l was 15, l hacked them up
with a hammer while they were sleeping.

909
01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:18,385
Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis.

910
01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:22,889
She was awake, my sis.

911
01:10:24,974 --> 01:10:26,976
Which l regret.

912
01:10:28,812 --> 01:10:30,814
Yeah, well...

913
01:10:31,981 --> 01:10:35,402
We all have family stuff.

914
01:10:36,986 --> 01:10:40,907
That's what makes the holidays so hard.

915
01:10:40,907 --> 01:10:43,993
l just got released last month
on my 21st birthday.

916
01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:50,500
To tell you the truth, l really wasn't ready
to leave, but they said l had to.

917
01:10:53,003 --> 01:10:55,005
That's a fucked-up law, huh?

918
01:10:57,298 --> 01:11:01,511
Well, l guess they need the extra room
for the real...

919
01:11:01,511 --> 01:11:02,887
psychos.

920
01:11:02,887 --> 01:11:05,807
I’m gonna go and try
to make out with whatsherface.

921
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:07,600
-Go for it.
-All right!

922
01:11:07,976 --> 01:11:09,686
-What?
-Yeah.

923
01:11:09,811 --> 01:11:15,400
He just told me that he brutally murdered
his entire family in their sleep!

924
01:11:15,775 --> 01:11:18,987
-Oh, my God!
-He was a juvenile. They just let him out.

925
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:26,286
So, l was gonna ask if l could...

926
01:11:26,411 --> 01:11:28,788
stay here.

927
01:11:28,997 --> 01:11:31,374
But l can sleep in the car.

928
01:11:36,588 --> 01:11:39,591
That's me and my whippersnappers.
I’m Dorothy.

929
01:11:40,675 --> 01:11:42,594
Look at you!

930
01:11:44,679 --> 01:11:47,891
When did you take this?
At Halloween?

931
01:11:47,974 --> 01:11:50,477
No. Just messing around the house.

932
01:11:55,106 --> 01:11:57,692
You seem like a really good dad, Charlie.

933
01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,907
l try to be.

934
01:12:04,574 --> 01:12:07,786
They're incredible kids. Oh, God.

935
01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:12,582
So happy and funny.
They never give me any grief.

936
01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:17,379
-They're the top three students out of 21 1 .
-Golly!

937
01:12:17,504 --> 01:12:21,007
-l don't know where they get it from.
-That's just good genes.

938
01:12:25,095 --> 01:12:30,183
You know, l don't think l... No, l don't think
l carry even one picture anymore.

939
01:12:30,809 --> 01:12:33,603
-Why not?
-l don't know.

940
01:12:33,603 --> 01:12:38,775
l used to when l was younger.
Pictures of friends and stuff like that.

941
01:12:38,775 --> 01:12:41,778
l guess they just got old and fell apart.

942
01:12:43,988 --> 01:12:46,908
Kind of like the friendships.

943
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,704
That's too bad.

944
01:12:56,084 --> 01:13:00,213
-Tell you what. Why not keep that one?
-No, Charlie. That's yours.

945
01:13:00,213 --> 01:13:04,175
Are you kidding? l have tons of them
at home. No, l got a bunch. Come on.

946
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:06,302
-You do?
-Yeah.

947
01:13:07,095 --> 01:13:08,805
OK.

948
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:11,182
Thanks.

949
01:13:13,101 --> 01:13:15,103
Thanks.

950
01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:30,994
I’m dry.

951
01:13:33,913 --> 01:13:37,000
You know, I’m gonna go get a soda.

952
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:40,795
-You want a soda?
-Sure. OK.

953
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,403
l caught that, bozo.
Not once but twice it burned ya.

954
01:14:09,991 --> 01:14:12,202
Give it another kick.

955
01:14:20,001 --> 01:14:22,796
-l think l just had an epiphany!
-What?

956
01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:26,216
That l might be able to control
this problem of mine.

957
01:14:26,716 --> 01:14:28,593
How'd you learn that?

958
01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:32,389
First the Coke machine robbed me.
And I’m fine with that.

959
01:14:32,514 --> 01:14:35,600
But then some guy came up
and laughed in my face.

960
01:14:35,684 --> 01:14:38,687
-Oh, no.
-No, no, but that's just it!

961
01:14:38,687 --> 01:14:42,482
See? Just when l was starting to feel
those old familiar feelings,

962
01:14:42,607 --> 01:14:47,195
l just took a deep breath, counted
backwards from ten and l said to the guy

963
01:14:47,278 --> 01:14:50,990
"Excuse me, sir, but your laughter
is not helping me right now."

964
01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:56,996
And he said "I’m sorry. l didn't mean to make
fun." That was it! l helped him with his bags.

965
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,082
-Really?
-Yes.

966
01:14:59,207 --> 01:15:01,209
Well, that's great!

967
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:03,503
And you got the Cokes.

968
01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:07,090
Just a little rap on the side
of the machine and presto!

969
01:15:07,215 --> 01:15:09,509
Maybe that's it though, you know?

970
01:15:12,012 --> 01:15:16,683
-Look what l found in my bag.
-Oh, no! Oh, boy.

971
01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:19,102
What do you think? Do you?

972
01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:24,107
Under the right circumstances,
sure, l could tip a few.

973
01:15:24,816 --> 01:15:27,694
And these are the right circumstances.

974
01:15:28,778 --> 01:15:30,113
There you go.

975
01:15:30,196 --> 01:15:33,199
-Celebrate good times, come on
-Oh, well.

976
01:15:33,283 --> 01:15:35,076
Whoa, that must be mine!

977
01:16:28,296 --> 01:16:30,298
Jesus! Oh, God.

978
01:16:30,799 --> 01:16:32,801
Oh, my God!

979
01:16:49,192 --> 01:16:51,194
Irene?

980
01:16:53,279 --> 01:16:56,116
Why am l peeing
like l was up all night having sex?

981
01:16:57,283 --> 01:17:00,286
Well, seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.

982
01:17:00,495 --> 01:17:06,001
And if that wasn't bad enough, there was
more trouble right around the corner.

983
01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:12,007
l want everybody to stay put
and wait for my order.

984
01:17:12,215 --> 01:17:16,302
-You mean you couldn't tell the difference?
-Are you serious?

985
01:17:17,679 --> 01:17:21,516
-Who the hell could?
-A sober person for one.

986
01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:24,394
So we had some drinks.

987
01:17:31,818 --> 01:17:34,279
Well, look who joined the party.

988
01:17:36,489 --> 01:17:40,285
Did you have fun?
"Ooh, yes, l did! Ooh, yes l did!"

989
01:17:41,077 --> 01:17:43,913
So old Hanky-Panky
wasn't enough for you, huh?

990
01:17:45,415 --> 01:17:47,417
It wasn't for me.

991
01:17:52,005 --> 01:17:54,299
-Are you sure this is the woman?
-Absolutely.

992
01:17:54,382 --> 01:17:58,595
When my boyfriend Scooter brought in
the paper, l recognized her right away.

993
01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:03,391
Thanks a lot. Scooter.

994
01:18:10,690 --> 01:18:13,693
-Here they come.
-Look, Starsky and Hutch, this is the plan.

995
01:18:13,693 --> 01:18:16,905
Let us talk to our dad
so this ain't gotta be no big thing.

996
01:18:16,988 --> 01:18:21,701
Thanks, but this is the end of the line for you.
Officer Stubie'll drive you to the chopper.

997
01:18:21,785 --> 01:18:25,413
What? You brung us all the way down
for us to leave now?

998
01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:29,501
-That don't make no motherfuckin' sense!
-You've done all you can do.

999
01:18:29,584 --> 01:18:31,878
This is a police matter from now on.

1000
01:18:32,003 --> 01:18:37,509
Wait. It may be a police matter, but the police
don't matter shit when it's my daddy in there!

1001
01:18:37,884 --> 01:18:41,805
l said you're gettin' the hell outta here.
That's the end of it.

1002
01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:47,811
Guys, look, I’m sorry.
l hate to admit it, but this time he's right.

1003
01:18:47,811 --> 01:18:51,314
-You can't be here. It’s a liability.
-He's the fuckin' liability!

1004
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:55,402
Don't worry. This is my investigation.
l promise there will be no bloodshed.

1005
01:18:55,485 --> 01:18:57,278
l promise!

1006
01:18:58,405 --> 01:19:00,490
Come on, guys. Let's go.

1007
01:19:04,994 --> 01:19:06,996
You OK, Charlie?

1008
01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:09,791
Yeah. I’m just...

1009
01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:12,419
freshening up!

1010
01:19:16,881 --> 01:19:19,300
How do you wanna handle it?

1011
01:19:21,386 --> 01:19:24,389
l say we storm the place and start shooting.

1012
01:19:24,514 --> 01:19:28,018
-What if he's unarmed?
-Plant a gun on him afterwards.

1013
01:19:33,481 --> 01:19:35,817
Don't fuck it up this time.

1014
01:19:57,797 --> 01:19:59,799
Agent Boshane!

1015
01:20:01,009 --> 01:20:03,887
It’s Stubie. He's got Baileygates and the girl.

1016
01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:06,514
What?

1017
01:20:10,518 --> 01:20:12,479
This is Boshane. What's going on?

1018
01:20:12,604 --> 01:20:16,316
I caught’em out on 134 in a stolen vehicle.
Baileygates and the girl.

1019
01:20:16,399 --> 01:20:19,486
Officer Stubie,
l don't want you to attempt to move them.

1020
01:20:19,611 --> 01:20:23,490
-Don't move them! We'll be right there.
-Get in your cars. Come on!

1021
01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:29,579
We sure is sorry, Officer,
but our daddy told us to trust our instinct,

1022
01:20:29,704 --> 01:20:33,291
and our instinct says
somethin' don't smell right. Let's roll.

1023
01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:35,919
You guys are making a big mistake!

1024
01:20:36,002 --> 01:20:40,507
Cos l promise you, when l find your old man,
I’m personally gonna fuck him up!

1025
01:20:44,302 --> 01:20:47,305
Why'd you go an' say
somethin' like that for, huh?

1026
01:20:47,389 --> 01:20:48,890
Lee Harvey.

1027
01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:51,518
-What's the diameter of a chicken egg?
-4.08cm.

1028
01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:55,105
-No, what's that in inches?
-1 .61 . What the fuck you gettin' at?

1029
01:20:55,105 --> 01:20:58,608
l got ten bucks say
l can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass.

1030
01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:01,695
You can't put no chicken egg up his ass.
He's a tightass!

1031
01:21:01,695 --> 01:21:04,114
-No, it can be done.
-Yo, I’ll take that bet.

1032
01:21:04,197 --> 01:21:06,199
-Right on.
-Pull yo' ass out!

1033
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,920
I’ll tell you one thing. lf l didn't have bad luck,
I’d have no luck at all.

1034
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:23,508
-What are we gonna do about Whitey?
-Take a guess. We're going on without him.

1035
01:21:23,508 --> 01:21:25,385
Moody.

1036
01:21:25,510 --> 01:21:30,682
Well, l didn't have the fun you had last night.
Just the hangover and the swollen prostate.

1037
01:21:30,807 --> 01:21:35,395
-D'you have any cash left?
-Yes. $60, but it's Whitey's.

1038
01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:40,108
Yeah, well, bad things happen to people
who kill their family with a hammer.

1039
01:21:45,488 --> 01:21:48,116
-I’m payin' under protest.
-It was close enough.

1040
01:21:48,199 --> 01:21:50,201
Yeah, whatever.

1041
01:21:52,203 --> 01:21:53,496
Shit.

1042
01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:57,000
Give me the scanner,
so we can find out what the fuck's goin' on!

1043
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,085
Anybody know how to fly this thing?

1044
01:21:59,210 --> 01:22:02,297
Motherfucker,
it's just lift versus drag and rotation!

1045
01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:06,593
-Yeah, get your head out your ass!
-It ain't that. This manual's in German.

1046
01:22:06,593 --> 01:22:11,306
-Motherfucker, you speak German!
-l can speak it. l didn't say l could read it!

1047
01:22:11,389 --> 01:22:13,600
You's a motherfuckin' disgrace!

1048
01:22:23,109 --> 01:22:27,697
-Then get this motherfucker off the ground!
-All right! Oh, shit!

1049
01:22:45,507 --> 01:22:46,883
Jesus!

1050
01:22:50,387 --> 01:22:54,391
Would somebody get this goddamn chicken
out of my ass, please? Oh!

1051
01:23:07,612 --> 01:23:12,617
Everybody, stay back. We'll do this alone.
I’ll take 19, you take 20. Stay back!

1052
01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,711
Goddamn it!

1053
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:28,717
Sons of bitches, I’ll show’em.
Sons of bitches.

1054
01:23:30,301 --> 01:23:33,722
-l need a gun and lots of ammo.
-Sorry.

1055
01:23:33,805 --> 01:23:36,307
72-hour wait. Federal law.

1056
01:23:36,391 --> 01:23:40,395
-How far am l from Rhode island?
-Four or five hours.

1057
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:44,107
Got a map of New England,
if you want. $1 .95.

1058
01:23:45,316 --> 01:23:48,486
-Here's a five. Keep the change.
-Thanks.

1059
01:23:59,706 --> 01:24:02,292
-Hello.
-Finnegan, it's Charlie.

1060
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:05,295
Charlie, you are in deep shit.
Where the hell are you?

1061
01:24:05,587 --> 01:24:08,214
Listen, you gotta get a message
to the colonel.

1062
01:24:08,214 --> 01:24:12,719
But no one outside the department
can know about this, OK? Cos this is deep.

1063
01:24:13,386 --> 01:24:17,599
4.30, South County train station.
Bring plenty of backup. You got it.

1064
01:24:17,682 --> 01:24:22,812
Don't worry. Nobody outside the department
will hear about this. Watch yourself, buddy.

1065
01:24:25,398 --> 01:24:27,400
4.30, huh?

1066
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:31,488
Thanks for notifying us, Officer.
No, you've been a really big help.

1067
01:24:31,613 --> 01:24:33,615
-You stay close.
-Yes, sir.

1068
01:24:34,908 --> 01:24:36,785
Excuse me.

1069
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:41,414
-Where's Dickie?
-He's waiting for us in Boston.

1070
01:24:41,498 --> 01:24:45,001
l think it's time
our rich boy got his hands dirty.

1071
01:24:46,795 --> 01:24:48,505
Tell me.

1072
01:24:48,588 --> 01:24:50,298
How was...

1073
01:24:50,382 --> 01:24:52,592
Mr. Wonderful?

1074
01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:56,721
This is getting really ridiculous, Charlie,
so just let it go.

1075
01:24:56,805 --> 01:25:01,518
l turn my back for one minute
and you stick it up my ass! Literally!

1076
01:25:01,601 --> 01:25:04,688
For your information,
you stuck it in your own ass!

1077
01:25:06,606 --> 01:25:11,194
Don't turn this around on me, OK? You're
the one who can't keep your legs closed.

1078
01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:24,082
-Why are you doing this?
-Because l l...ike you.

1079
01:25:29,713 --> 01:25:31,715
What?

1080
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,302
l like you.

1081
01:25:46,896 --> 01:25:48,898
l like you.

1082
01:25:49,816 --> 01:25:51,985
Well, you shouldn't, Charlie.

1083
01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:55,321
I’m just a ditz.

1084
01:25:56,823 --> 01:26:00,118
A ditz? What are you talking about?
You're 27 years old.

1085
01:26:00,201 --> 01:26:03,413
You're the superintendent
of a major golf resort.

1086
01:26:03,413 --> 01:26:08,585
Yeah, well, l kind of fudged my résumé
a little bit to get that job.

1087
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:16,301
Look, l don't know the first thing about
running a golf course, Charlie. I’m a model.

1088
01:26:18,511 --> 01:26:24,392
l moved to New York, but none of it worked
out, so then l tried to be an actress and...

1089
01:26:24,392 --> 01:26:28,104
l got this eating disorder
where l gained, like, 20lb.

1090
01:26:28,605 --> 01:26:30,899
-That's not that bad.
-In a week.

1091
01:26:32,317 --> 01:26:34,986
So l kind of lost my self-respect.

1092
01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:39,282
Before you know it,
l had 70-year-old guys trying to support me

1093
01:26:39,407 --> 01:26:42,202
and l really didn't like who l was becoming.

1094
01:26:45,789 --> 01:26:49,709
God, l have made so many mistakes.

1095
01:26:51,586 --> 01:26:53,588
Irene...

1096
01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:59,219
You didn't know
what Dickie was up to. Did you?

1097
01:27:00,512 --> 01:27:03,390
l may be a ditz, but I’m not a crook.

1098
01:27:15,902 --> 01:27:18,905
 When we met, Light was set

1099
01:27:18,988 --> 01:27:20,824
 Thoughts free flow

1100
01:27:20,907 --> 01:27:24,411
 You said you've got something

1101
01:27:24,994 --> 01:27:27,122
 Deep inside of you

1102
01:27:27,914 --> 01:27:30,792
 A wind-chime voice sounds

1103
01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:33,920
 Sway of your hips’round rings true

1104
01:27:34,004 --> 01:27:36,006
My ass is really sore.

1105
01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:39,801
 It goes deep inside of you

1106
01:27:48,810 --> 01:27:50,812
Wow!

1107
01:27:52,605 --> 01:27:55,316
l never get tired of hearing that.

1108
01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:13,001
Hey.

1109
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:16,921
I’m lookin' for my friends.
A pretty blonde and a guy with a buzz cut.

1110
01:28:17,005 --> 01:28:19,007
-Cabin E.
-Thanks a lot.

1111
01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:33,021
Don't make a sound.

1112
01:28:33,021 --> 01:28:36,024
l don't know anything,
and that's what l told the police.

1113
01:28:36,024 --> 01:28:40,320
Shut up, Irene! You just listen to me.
Maybe we can work something out.

1114
01:28:43,990 --> 01:28:47,494
Time to face the music, Mozart.
And one, and two, and...

1115
01:29:08,598 --> 01:29:11,393
Warden, l want my own cell.

1116
01:29:12,310 --> 01:29:14,521
Great. You again.

1117
01:29:16,815 --> 01:29:21,695
-What tree did this sap ooze out of?
-It’s Dickie! He got me into all this crap!

1118
01:29:21,695 --> 01:29:23,822
-Oh, your golf buddy.
-Yeah.

1119
01:29:23,822 --> 01:29:26,116
-l hope it's OK if l play through.
-Hank!

1120
01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:28,910
-OK, turn around. I’ll play the back nine.
-Stop it!

1121
01:29:28,993 --> 01:29:31,913
Come on. He couldn't have
chewed up the greens that badly.

1122
01:29:31,996 --> 01:29:34,207
Get away from me!

1123
01:29:34,499 --> 01:29:38,420
He hasn't played the course in a long time.
It was Charlie who was putting.

1124
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:40,505
-Charlie?
-Yeah.

1125
01:29:40,588 --> 01:29:44,092
He might not be long on the tee,
but he's got a good up-and-down game.

1126
01:29:44,217 --> 01:29:46,720
What's that suppo... Can we speak English?

1127
01:29:46,803 --> 01:29:50,598
l never wanted to sleep with you, Hank!
OK? You tricked me!

1128
01:29:51,099 --> 01:29:55,395
That's right, l did trick you.
It was deceitful, disgusting and despicable.

1129
01:29:55,395 --> 01:29:58,189
But just this once,
try to look at it from my side.

1130
01:29:58,606 --> 01:30:00,316
l was horny.

1131
01:30:00,316 --> 01:30:01,985
Oh, God!

1132
01:30:02,110 --> 01:30:03,903
You are such an asshole!

1133
01:30:03,987 --> 01:30:06,614
Come on. Don't be mad, my little pussyfart.

1134
01:30:10,702 --> 01:30:12,912
l warned you about that, buddy!

1135
01:30:13,288 --> 01:30:15,290
Warned me about what?

1136
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,419
Charlie?

1137
01:30:20,295 --> 01:30:23,089
Providence, Rhode island. Ten-minute stop.

1138
01:30:24,424 --> 01:30:25,425
Did you...

1139
01:30:25,508 --> 01:30:27,010
-What?
-What's going on?

1140
01:30:27,093 --> 01:30:29,512
-Hank was coming on to me again.
-Hank!

1141
01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,808
Damn it. l am so sick of that guy!

1142
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:38,313
OK, Hank, come out here. Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way. Come on!

1143
01:30:38,396 --> 01:30:41,399
l may not be tough,
but damn it, l can get good and mad!

1144
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:43,902
Stop it, man. You're scaring me.

1145
01:30:45,111 --> 01:30:47,906
-What's the matter?
-Let's go before he wakes up.

1146
01:30:47,989 --> 01:30:51,284
I’m not through with you, buster.
I’m not through with you!

1147
01:30:57,916 --> 01:31:01,211
What's the matter, Hank?
Afraid to pick on someone your own size?

1148
01:31:04,005 --> 01:31:07,008
Are you OK? What happened?

1149
01:31:07,092 --> 01:31:08,718
That was dirty.

1150
01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:11,012
All right. Come on.

1151
01:31:11,096 --> 01:31:13,098
Where are you? Where are you?

1152
01:31:13,223 --> 01:31:15,225
Here l am.

1153
01:31:15,308 --> 01:31:17,102
You bastard!

1154
01:31:20,021 --> 01:31:22,315
Stop it, you're gonna kill him!

1155
01:31:23,108 --> 01:31:27,112
You're choking me!
You're choking me!

1156
01:31:28,988 --> 01:31:30,490
Charlie, don't break it.

1157
01:31:30,615 --> 01:31:32,992
Get on your knees and beg me. Up yours.

1158
01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:42,585
On your feet. We're gonna have fun.

1159
01:31:43,086 --> 01:31:44,796
Irene!

1160
01:31:49,092 --> 01:31:53,304
Hi, ladies. My name is
Charlie Baileygates. Wanna see my weasel?

1161
01:31:57,892 --> 01:32:01,688
Free hot dogs here. All you can eat.
Get your foot-long and a bag of nuts.

1162
01:32:01,813 --> 01:32:05,817
No! Don't listen to him!
It’s not me! It’s Hank!

1163
01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:07,193
It’s Hank!

1164
01:32:10,196 --> 01:32:13,992
Come back here, Hank!
I’m not through with you!

1165
01:32:21,624 --> 01:32:23,918
Had enough? Up yours.

1166
01:32:28,715 --> 01:32:30,300
Stop it, you two!

1167
01:32:34,888 --> 01:32:39,225
-It’s Gerke! Come on!
-Hank, truce? For now, fucker.

1168
01:32:45,690 --> 01:32:48,193
Watch out! He's got a gun!

1169
01:32:48,818 --> 01:32:51,488
I’ll follow the girl. You get Baileygates!

1170
01:32:57,702 --> 01:33:00,997
Police officer! Everybody down! Get down!

1171
01:33:08,588 --> 01:33:09,714
Outta the way!

1172
01:33:13,426 --> 01:33:17,222
Hank, we're shot!
You pussy, it's just a flesh wound. Look.

1173
01:33:28,191 --> 01:33:32,987
Look, there's keys in that car.
No, l can't go on.

1174
01:33:34,406 --> 01:33:36,700
l think...

1175
01:33:37,325 --> 01:33:39,994
l think I’m gonna faint.

1176
01:33:47,293 --> 01:33:51,297
Do you mean to say
I’ve gotta carry your sorry ass?

1177
01:33:52,215 --> 01:33:54,217
All right.

1178
01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:57,012
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.

1179
01:34:00,390 --> 01:34:02,392
Jesus, you're heavy.

1180
01:34:07,397 --> 01:34:09,399
Now get in there!

1181
01:34:17,991 --> 01:34:19,826
And we're gone.

1182
01:34:23,413 --> 01:34:25,290
Shit! Don't worry.

1183
01:34:29,419 --> 01:34:34,507
Hank, what have you done?! Oh, my God!
Don't you just love it?

1184
01:34:53,401 --> 01:34:55,904
You are a sick pup.

1185
01:34:55,987 --> 01:34:58,323
Yeah, well, takes one to know one.

1186
01:34:58,406 --> 01:35:00,408
What are you doing? Hank?

1187
01:35:01,910 --> 01:35:04,412
Ever been bitch-slapped?

1188
01:35:04,496 --> 01:35:07,123
I’m gonna kill you, Hank! l swear to God!

1189
01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:11,711
Arrivederci, deadwood. No!

1190
01:35:59,300 --> 01:36:03,888
What are you still doin' here?
Hank, we're in this together.

1191
01:36:10,812 --> 01:36:12,397
Pritchard.

1192
01:36:12,522 --> 01:36:15,900
Cover the other end.
l want Charlie arrested on sight.

1193
01:36:50,518 --> 01:36:53,188
Hey, Irene. You just keep walking, now.

1194
01:37:04,616 --> 01:37:06,201
Irene!

1195
01:37:12,290 --> 01:37:14,501
Baileygates, you're coming with me.

1196
01:37:14,501 --> 01:37:16,211
-Not now, Finnegan.
-Yes, now!

1197
01:37:19,589 --> 01:37:22,425
That was me.
Yeah, big deal.

1198
01:37:22,509 --> 01:37:25,220
-Shut up, Hank! You're so...
-Hank!

1199
01:37:26,096 --> 01:37:29,391
-Hank!
-Hey! Let her go!

1200
01:37:29,516 --> 01:37:32,602
She asked for me, asshole.
Big deal!

1201
01:37:36,523 --> 01:37:39,317
Dickie, you know l don't know anything!

1202
01:37:39,401 --> 01:37:41,403
Shut up, Irene. It’s too late.

1203
01:37:49,202 --> 01:37:50,412
Hank!

1204
01:37:52,622 --> 01:37:54,290
Hank!

1205
01:37:54,416 --> 01:37:56,418
-No way.
-Come on.

1206
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:11,099
Oh, no. Water.
Yeah. She's screwed. I’ll buy you a beer.

1207
01:38:11,391 --> 01:38:13,518
No! We're doin' it!

1208
01:38:16,229 --> 01:38:18,106
Hank!

1209
01:38:18,189 --> 01:38:21,526
Hank! What are you doing? Give me the leg!

1210
01:38:22,527 --> 01:38:24,529
Hank, hurry!

1211
01:38:25,405 --> 01:38:27,490
This is my body!

1212
01:38:27,615 --> 01:38:29,909
Do you understand that?

1213
01:38:30,201 --> 01:38:34,205
l call the shots from now on, Hank!
l don't need you to fight my battles for me!

1214
01:38:34,289 --> 01:38:38,209
lf you can back down from something
this important, you're nothing at all!

1215
01:38:38,209 --> 01:38:41,004
You're nothing at all!

1216
01:38:45,592 --> 01:38:47,427
l got my leg back.

1217
01:38:47,510 --> 01:38:49,929
Oh, no. Hank!

1218
01:38:50,221 --> 01:38:52,015
I’m coming, Irene!

1219
01:38:56,102 --> 01:38:59,522
-Hank!
-It’s OK, Irene.

1220
01:39:01,399 --> 01:39:03,318
Hank's gone.

1221
01:39:03,610 --> 01:39:06,112
-It’s me, Charlie.
-Charlie?

1222
01:39:06,696 --> 01:39:08,698
Maybe you should go back and get help.

1223
01:39:08,823 --> 01:39:10,992
No, l can handle it.

1224
01:39:13,411 --> 01:39:16,206
I’m warning you, pal. You're gonna get hurt.

1225
01:39:17,499 --> 01:39:19,793
Be careful, Charlie!

1226
01:39:19,918 --> 01:39:23,713
-Just do what he says, Charlie!
-Back off! Just turn around! Now!

1227
01:39:23,797 --> 01:39:26,091
Take it easy, Dickie. Take it easy.

1228
01:39:28,009 --> 01:39:29,928
There's nowhere to go.

1229
01:39:30,512 --> 01:39:32,514
Come on, Dickie.

1230
01:39:32,597 --> 01:39:35,016
Give me the gun. Come on.

1231
01:39:37,310 --> 01:39:39,604
Come on. That's it.

1232
01:39:40,730 --> 01:39:42,315
Nice and easy.

1233
01:39:53,326 --> 01:39:54,994
Where's my thumb?

1234
01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:57,414
That's kidnapping and assault!

1235
01:39:57,497 --> 01:39:59,499
-Why stop there?
-No!

1236
01:40:00,625 --> 01:40:02,419
Oh, God!

1237
01:40:04,004 --> 01:40:05,630
Whitey!

1238
01:40:05,714 --> 01:40:08,008
Rock’n' roll!

1239
01:40:14,806 --> 01:40:16,224
Irene!

1240
01:40:51,801 --> 01:40:54,804
-Irene!
-What?

1241
01:40:54,804 --> 01:40:56,806
Oh, my God!

1242
01:41:06,024 --> 01:41:09,110
Keep goin'. Bring it down.

1243
01:41:09,527 --> 01:41:12,030
We're comin’, Daddy! We're comin’, man!

1244
01:41:12,113 --> 01:41:14,199
It’s my kids!

1245
01:41:18,703 --> 01:41:22,207
Hang on, Daddy!
Grab a hoId of that motherfucker, man!

1246
01:41:45,230 --> 01:41:47,816
So, how's my thumb lookin', Doc?

1247
01:41:47,899 --> 01:41:50,694
I’ll let you know when l find it.

1248
01:41:50,694 --> 01:41:56,116
Irene, Charlie,
this is Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI.

1249
01:41:56,199 --> 01:41:59,119
You must be real proud of these maniacs.

1250
01:41:59,619 --> 01:42:00,912
Oh, l am.

1251
01:42:03,415 --> 01:42:05,917
Yeah, we're proud of this motherfucker too.

1252
01:42:07,002 --> 01:42:09,796
It’s good to see you're safe, Dad.

1253
01:42:09,796 --> 01:42:14,217
The colonel informed them that
all the guilty parties had been apprehended.

1254
01:42:14,300 --> 01:42:16,928
Gerke was arraigned
at a Providence hospital,

1255
01:42:17,012 --> 01:42:21,391
and Agent Boshane had been arrested
at the train station in New London.

1256
01:42:21,599 --> 01:42:25,020
But Charlie Baileygates
had other things on his mind.

1257
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:28,398
-Charlie, nicely done.
-Thanks, Sea Bass.

1258
01:42:29,816 --> 01:42:34,696
Hey, Whitey. Listen, l wanted to tell you that
l really appreciate everything you did for me.

1259
01:42:34,821 --> 01:42:36,906
l owe you a huge one.

1260
01:42:37,198 --> 01:42:40,702
And I’m truly sorry
that you had to kill again.

1261
01:42:41,494 --> 01:42:45,331
-Must be messing with your head.
-l never killed anyone before.

1262
01:42:45,915 --> 01:42:49,294
-What?
-You're a schizo who's wanted for murder,

1263
01:42:49,419 --> 01:42:53,631
and you're laying in bed next to me
gabbing like a 16-year-old girl on the phone.

1264
01:42:53,715 --> 01:42:55,508
You freaked me out, man.

1265
01:42:55,925 --> 01:42:59,429
But what about your family?
How did they die?

1266
01:42:59,804 --> 01:43:02,307
l never said they were dead.

1267
01:43:02,307 --> 01:43:04,392
l said they were gone.

1268
01:43:04,392 --> 01:43:06,811
They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.

1269
01:43:06,895 --> 01:43:10,023
Look at me.
l wouldn't last two minutes in the desert.

1270
01:43:11,399 --> 01:43:13,610
Hey, your bandage is wet.

1271
01:43:13,610 --> 01:43:16,404
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's time to come off.

1272
01:43:17,322 --> 01:43:19,616
I’m surprised it's held on this long.

1273
01:43:20,492 --> 01:43:22,327
Hey, that's not so bad.

1274
01:43:23,411 --> 01:43:25,914
Hey, Daddy, we just wanted to say that...

1275
01:43:25,997 --> 01:43:28,208
Holy shit!

1276
01:43:28,291 --> 01:43:30,418
Look, Daddy got a butthole on his face.

1277
01:43:31,711 --> 01:43:34,005
Oh, boy. Here we go.

1278
01:43:34,923 --> 01:43:37,509
He sure is a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker.

1279
01:43:37,926 --> 01:43:42,722
Hey, Daddy, now you can blow your nose
and wipe your ass at the same damn time!

1280
01:43:49,396 --> 01:43:51,606
You know what I’m saying?

1281
01:43:59,906 --> 01:44:01,908
-So...
-So...

1282
01:44:02,826 --> 01:44:06,996
-How'd your meeting with the shrink go?
-Wonderful.

1283
01:44:06,996 --> 01:44:10,000
Clean bill of health.
A well-rounded individual.

1284
01:44:10,625 --> 01:44:13,920
That's great, Charlie. I’m really happy for you.

1285
01:44:14,295 --> 01:44:15,922
Thank you.

1286
01:44:16,506 --> 01:44:18,133
Well...

1287
01:44:18,717 --> 01:44:21,094
l hope if you're ever... you know...

1288
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:23,722
around here, you'll...

1289
01:44:25,598 --> 01:44:27,392
come and visit us.

1290
01:44:28,018 --> 01:44:29,602
Yeah.

1291
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:33,523
-Little Rhodie.
-Biggest little state in the union.

1292
01:44:43,116 --> 01:44:45,910
-Let me get that for you.
-Thanks.

1293
01:44:48,997 --> 01:44:51,499
-Hey, Irene?
-Yeah?

1294
01:44:53,418 --> 01:44:55,920
Maybe l could
come visit you sometime soon.

1295
01:44:57,797 --> 01:44:59,299
Promise?

1296
01:45:01,718 --> 01:45:03,803
You bet.

1297
01:45:06,014 --> 01:45:10,310
And that's the word of
a Rhode island State Trooper, ma'am.

1298
01:45:36,503 --> 01:45:42,425
 I found you sittin' on a suitcase cryin’

1299
01:45:43,510 --> 01:45:50,517
 Beneath my feet
I feel the rumble of a subway train, yeah

1300
01:45:51,518 --> 01:45:58,233
 I Laugh out Loud
cos it's the one thing I hadn't been tryin’

1301
01:45:59,818 --> 01:46:01,528
 The train came in breathless

1302
01:46:01,611 --> 01:46:03,113
 The passengers restless

1303
01:46:03,196 --> 01:46:06,616
 She said "Baby, you'll never change"

1304
01:46:06,616 --> 01:46:08,618
 You gotta get goin’

1305
01:46:08,702 --> 01:46:11,204
 You gotta keep goin’

1306
01:46:11,329 --> 01:46:14,833
 Hey, the world ain't slowin' down...

1307
01:46:15,417 --> 01:46:17,293
You gotta be kidding.

1308
01:46:20,505 --> 01:46:22,424
HoId it right there.

1309
01:46:28,304 --> 01:46:31,224
Miss Waters? I’d like you
to step out of the car.

1310
01:46:31,224 --> 01:46:33,226
What did l not do now?

1311
01:46:33,226 --> 01:46:36,396
-We've reason to believe this is stolen.
-What?

1312
01:46:36,521 --> 01:46:39,733
No, no, l rented this car!

1313
01:46:40,108 --> 01:46:42,527
Would you step out of the car, please?

1314
01:46:44,529 --> 01:46:46,614
Great.

1315
01:46:48,533 --> 01:46:51,327
Front of the car, please. Hands on the hood.

1316
01:46:51,411 --> 01:46:52,996
Spread your legs.

1317
01:46:53,121 --> 01:46:56,624
-That's great.
-Thank you. Following procedure, ma'am.

1318
01:46:58,126 --> 01:47:00,211
Oh, you guys!

1319
01:47:00,503 --> 01:47:04,924
You guys are beautiful! Look,
why don't we skip the trial, get right to it?

1320
01:47:05,008 --> 01:47:07,594
You can lock me up
and keep me here forever!

1321
01:47:09,095 --> 01:47:11,806
That's what l had planned.

1322
01:47:12,807 --> 01:47:14,225
Look.

1323
01:47:15,518 --> 01:47:20,398
-l hope her little skinny ass is reading this.
-Man, I’m pretty sure she's lookin', man.

1324
01:47:25,820 --> 01:47:27,822
Oh, Charlie.

1325
01:47:49,010 --> 01:47:51,805
It’s gonna be raining wine and roses tonight.

1326
01:47:51,930 --> 01:47:58,019
it’ll be rainin' my motherfuckin' cookies if this
motherfucker don't stop this turbulence shit!

1327
01:47:58,103 --> 01:48:01,815
Well, that's Charlie’s story,
and I'm sticking to it.

1328
01:48:01,898 --> 01:48:05,902
They all moved in together
and Lived as one big happy family.

1329
01:48:06,111 --> 01:48:11,533
Charlie and Irene, the guys,
even that nice albino fella, Whitey.

1330
01:48:11,616 --> 01:48:15,203
And I'm happy to report
Charlie got promoted to lieutenant

1331
01:48:15,203 --> 01:48:21,835
in the greatest Law enforcement agency
in the Land: the Rhode Island State Police.

1332
01:48:21,918 --> 01:48:25,005
Yeah, it was a regular slice of Americana.

1333
01:48:25,422 --> 01:48:29,134
Y'all come back now! Thanks
for watching our motherfuckin' movie!

1334
01:48:30,802 --> 01:48:32,095
 You gotta get goin’

1335
01:48:32,804 --> 01:48:35,223
 You gotta keep goin’

1336
01:48:35,223 --> 01:48:38,810
 Hey, the world ain't slowin' down

1337
01:48:38,935 --> 01:48:40,520
 For no one

1338
01:48:40,520 --> 01:48:43,815
 It's a carnival callin' out to you

1339
01:48:43,898 --> 01:48:46,818
 It's callin' out to you

1340
01:48:46,901 --> 01:48:48,820
 It sounds Like a song

1341
01:48:48,903 --> 01:48:50,905
 It hits you Like scripture

1342
01:48:51,031 --> 01:48:55,910
 You paint the picture
with colors squeezed from your hand

1343
01:48:55,994 --> 01:48:59,998
 Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go...

1344
01:49:00,123 --> 01:49:04,002
 Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go...

1345
01:49:04,127 --> 01:49:09,007
 Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go-round?

1346
01:49:09,132 --> 01:49:13,928
 Hey, Look, the world ain't slowin' down

1347
01:49:15,930 --> 01:49:17,932
 Hey, hey

1348
01:49:18,099 --> 01:49:22,228
 The world ain't slowin' down

1349
01:49:23,813 --> 01:49:25,607
 Hey, hey

1350
01:49:26,900 --> 01:49:30,111
 It's a big blue world

1351
01:49:30,820 --> 01:49:34,199
 It's a big blue world

1352
01:49:34,324 --> 01:49:42,832
 We're riding' on a big blue world

1353
01:50:25,208 --> 01:50:28,795
 In the mornin' you go gunnin’

1354
01:50:28,920 --> 01:50:32,716
 For the man who stole your water

1355
01:50:32,716 --> 01:50:36,428
 Then you fire till he's done in

1356
01:50:36,428 --> 01:50:40,223
 But they catch you at the border

1357
01:50:40,306 --> 01:50:44,227
 And the mourners are all singin'

1358
01:50:44,310 --> 01:50:48,106
 As they drag you by your feet

1359
01:50:48,231 --> 01:50:52,027
 But the hangman isn't hangin’

1360
01:50:52,027 --> 01:50:56,197
 And they put you on the street

1361
01:50:56,322 --> 01:50:58,700
 You go back, Jack

1362
01:50:58,825 --> 01:51:01,202
 Do it again

1363
01:51:01,327 --> 01:51:03,913
 Wheels turnin' round and round

1364
01:51:03,997 --> 01:51:06,416
 You go back, Jack

1365
01:51:06,499 --> 01:51:10,211
 Do it again

1366
01:51:16,634 --> 01:51:18,428
 When you know you're no high climber

1367
01:51:18,428 --> 01:51:20,221
 And you find out your only friend

1368
01:51:20,305 --> 01:51:22,223
 In a room with a two-timer

1369
01:51:22,307 --> 01:51:24,309
 And you're sure you're near the end

1370
01:51:24,309 --> 01:51:26,102
 Then you Love a Little wild one

1371
01:51:26,227 --> 01:51:28,104
 You bring to her a smile and then I saw one

1372
01:51:28,229 --> 01:51:30,815
 All the time that you know you're smilin’

1373
01:51:30,815 --> 01:51:34,319
 Your black cards can make you money

1374
01:51:34,402 --> 01:51:38,323
 So you hide them when you're able

1375
01:51:38,406 --> 01:51:42,202
 In the Land of milk and honey

1376
01:51:42,327 --> 01:51:46,414
 You must put them on the table

1377
01:51:46,498 --> 01:51:48,917
 You go back, Jack

1378
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:51,419
 Do it again

1379
01:51:51,503 --> 01:51:54,214
 Wheels turnin' round and round

1380
01:51:54,214 --> 01:51:56,716
 You go back, Jack

1381
01:51:56,800 --> 01:52:01,096
 Do it again

1382
01:52:56,818 --> 01:52:59,112
 Hope unknown

1383
01:52:59,237 --> 01:53:01,531
 Sometimes just waking is surreal

1384
01:53:01,614 --> 01:53:04,826
 I walk right through the nameless ones

1385
01:53:04,826 --> 01:53:08,204
 I know that hope's unknown

1386
01:53:08,204 --> 01:53:10,498
 Sometimes the water feels so real

1387
01:53:10,623 --> 01:53:13,001
 As I walk through, it fills my lungs

1388
01:53:13,126 --> 01:53:14,836
 My God, I'm drowning

1389
01:53:14,836 --> 01:53:19,299
 This day never seems to end, this pain never

1390
01:53:19,424 --> 01:53:21,426
 This day never seems to

1391
01:53:21,509 --> 01:53:25,096
 This rage I cannot Let go

1392
01:53:25,221 --> 01:53:27,223
 I hear them calling

1393
01:53:27,307 --> 01:53:29,726
 I feel them gnawing

1394
01:53:30,602 --> 01:53:34,022
 Holes through flawless souls

1395
01:53:34,022 --> 01:53:36,232
 I hear them calling

1396
01:53:36,316 --> 01:53:38,526
 I feel them gnawing

1397
01:53:39,611 --> 01:53:43,031
 Holes through flawless souls

1398
01:53:50,997 --> 01:53:53,416
 So alone

1399
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:55,835
 Sometimes I swear that I can hear

1400
01:53:55,835 --> 01:53:59,130
 The taunting of the voiceless ones

1401
01:53:59,214 --> 01:54:02,509
 I fear that I alone

1402
01:54:02,634 --> 01:54:04,928
 Fear those who finally ceased to feel

1403
01:54:04,928 --> 01:54:07,305
 That they're alone inside this place

1404
01:54:07,430 --> 01:54:09,307
 I am the misplaced

1405
01:54:09,432 --> 01:54:13,520
 This day never seems to end, this pain never

1406
01:54:13,603 --> 01:54:15,897
 This day never seems to

1407
01:54:16,022 --> 01:54:19,025
 This rage I cannot Let go

1408
01:54:19,109 --> 01:54:21,403
 I hear them calling

1409
01:54:21,528 --> 01:54:23,530
 I feel them gnawing

1410
01:54:25,031 --> 01:54:28,326
 Holes through flawless souls

1411
01:54:28,410 --> 01:54:30,036
 I hear them calling

1412
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:33,206
Visiontext subtitles: Natasha Cohn

1413
01:54:34,207 --> 01:54:38,003
 Holes through flawless souls

1414
01:54:40,422 --> 01:54:42,132
 Now every face looks familiar

1415
01:54:42,132 --> 01:54:44,217
 Then every face melts away till now

1416
01:54:44,300 --> 01:54:47,512
 Everyone, do you know
I know your deception?

1417
01:54:47,637 --> 01:54:49,514
 Now every face Looks familiar

1418
01:54:49,597 --> 01:54:51,516
 Then every face melts away till now

1419
01:54:51,599 --> 01:54:55,812
 Everyone, do you know
I know your deception?

1420
01:54:57,313 --> 01:55:01,401
 I hear them calling

1421
01:55:01,526 --> 01:55:03,737
 I feel them gnawing

1422
01:55:05,030 --> 01:55:08,199
 Holes through flawless souls

1423
01:55:08,324 --> 01:55:10,410
 I hear them calling

1424
01:55:10,535 --> 01:55:13,913
 I feel them gnawing

1425
01:55:14,039 --> 01:55:17,208
 Holes through flawless souls

1426
01:55:17,334 --> 01:55:19,502
 I hear them calling

1427
01:55:19,627 --> 01:55:23,006
 I feel them gnawing

1428
01:55:23,006 --> 01:55:28,428
 Holes through flawless souls

1429
01:55:31,306 --> 01:55:34,934
OK, everybody, the water temperature is 63º.

1430
01:55:35,018 --> 01:55:38,229
Pop's thumb should be OK
if we find it within the next six hours.

1431
01:55:38,313 --> 01:55:40,607
-Sure?
-Do the math, motherfucker.

1432
01:55:40,732 --> 01:55:43,109
-Damn!
-Jeez.

1433
01:55:51,618 --> 01:55:54,412
-Fellas, l think l found it!
-What?

1434
01:56:01,127 --> 01:56:03,838
-False alarm.
-Oh, damn, Whitey!