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I got a star on my car
and one on my chest

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A gun on my hip
and the right to arrest

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I'm the guy who's the boss
on this highway

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So watch out what you're doing'
when you're driving' my way

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If you break the law
you'll hear from me l know

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I'm working for the state
I'm the highway patrol

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 Well, you know me when you see me
'cause my door's painted white

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My siren a- screaming'
and my flashing' red light

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I work all day
and l work all night

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Just to keep the law and order
trying' to do what's right

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If l write you out a ticket

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 Then you better drive slow

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I'm just a-doing' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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I'm the highway patrol
The highway patrol

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My hours are long
and my pay is low

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But l'll do my best
to keep you driving' slow

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I'm justa-doin' my job
I'm the highway patrol

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[Male Narrating] Meet Charlie--
helpful dad, upstanding citizen...

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and an 18-year veteran of the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land.

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-  [ Whistling ]
- the Rhode island State Police.

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That's Charlie's home--
modest, like the man.

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Even though he lived
on the water,

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Charlie wasn't
much of a swimmer...

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which will come into play
a little later in our story.

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But lama getting way ahead
of myself.

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You know, maybe it's best if we just
go back and begin at the beginning.

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As a young man, Charlie had the world
by its bootstraps.

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He was the best young trooper
on the force...

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and was dating the prettiest
and smartest gal in town.

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Her name was Layla,
just like the melody.

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Mmm, Charlie.

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You have no idea
how much I love you.

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- Yeah ?
- Yeah.

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- Well, will you stay with me
no matter what ?
- Of course, Charlie.

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Well, what if l had to move to the
Arctic, and you could never come home,

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and you had to eat whale blubber
for the rest of your life ?

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- Would you still stay with me ?
- Yeah, I'd stay.

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- But I hope that never happens.
- Yeah, me too.

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[ Cheering ]

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[Narrator]
Well, by spring time,

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they had made it official.

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Boy, le tme tellyou,

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that was some wedding.

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It was presided over
by Father Ken Gumbert,

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and half the Rhode lsland
State Police Force was in attendance.

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- Congratulations, Charlie.
- Thank you, Captain.

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- [ Engine Starts ]
- [ Cheering ]

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[ Laughing ]

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- Ooh !
- All right.

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- Lookwhat I got.
- Ooh !

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Whoo. Here we go.

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Ah.

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Oh, um, excuse me.
Do you people take checks ?

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Say that again. Do we people
take checks ? You mean, the black man ?

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No, no, no, no, no.
God, no. Your company.

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Don't give me that backtracking
bullshit. That was a racist slur !

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No, it wasn't, really.
I-l would never--

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Tell you what !
I'll make it real easy foryou.

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Why don'tyoujust pay me
in cotton or a cartload of watermelons ?

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Or how's about a couple
of them buckets of fried chicken ?

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'Cause you know how we black people--
we just love fried chicken, Mr. Charlie.

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- Hey, no, come on now. Settle down.
- What's going on ?

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This cat don't believe
a nigger knows how to cash a check.
Ain't that about a bitch !

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Charlie, I don't wanna ever hear you
use the " N" word in this house.

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What ? l-- I never said
anything remotely racist.

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- Oh, so it's
the little people thing then ?
- No !

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You think just 'cause I'm small,
you can just push me around ?

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Well, come on, my friend,
let's boogie.

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- I'm gonna giveyou a little
lesson in low center of gravity.
- What ?

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- [ Grunting ]
- Hey, whoa, hey, stop it !

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Hey ! Cut it--
Stop it now. Sir !

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Don't patronize me
with that "sir" crap.

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- Whoa, hey, those are illegal.
- [ Gasping ]

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Stop. Oh, God ! Ow !

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- Oh, it's on now ! It's on.
- Charlie !

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[ Groaning ]

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- Charlie, don'thithim !
- [ Screaming ]

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, stop it !
Charlie, stop it !

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Charlie, Charlie. Hey, hey, hey,
just let me handle this. Stop it !

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Excuse me, Mister, um,
"Jackson"--

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Uh-- Oh, stop it !
What-What-What is your first name ?

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- It's Shonte.
- [ Growling ]

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Shonte, I'm-- I am--
I am so, so sorry. I apologize.

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Oh, come on, here.
Let me walk you to your car.

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I just don't have the patience for
people who judge books by their cover.

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And you shouldn't have to.

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Treating me like a dumbshit. I mean,
who does he think he's talking to ?

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I'm a tenured professor
of molecular genetics over at Brown,

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- and I'm head
ofthe Boston chapter of MENSA.
- You're kidding ?

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No. I'm just driving this limo
as a sociologic experiment, that's it.

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- But MENSA ? I'm president
ofthe Providence chapter.
- Nokidding.

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[ Chuckling ]

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[Narrator]Just when Charlie thought
life couldn't get any sweeter,

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old Mr. Stork dropped in
to pay him and Layla a visit.

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- [ Groaning, Screaming ]
- It's a boy !

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Oh, boy, oy, oy.

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Wow !

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He's so-- Wow !

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- [ Panting ]
- Huh ? What ?

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- [ Screaming ]
- Whoa, oh, my God, we're in luck.
He's got company !

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- [ Both Screaming ]
- Push ! Push !

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[Narrator]
Charlie loved those boys so much,

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he just couldn't face
the truth.

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And so he went on with his life,
as if everything was normal.

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Hey, Finneran.
Hey, Buddy.

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- Hey ! Hope you brought
your appetite with ya.
- Oh, I did.

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- Ahh !
- Charlie, your kids look great.

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- Yeah, don't they ? Thanks.
- Uh-huh.

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- Charlie,
- [ Screams ]

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just between you and me,

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did you ever notice that your kids have
sort of a year-round tan ?

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Yeah, well, uh--

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- My great grandmother's halfltalian.
- Halfltalian ?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that's probablywhy
the water beads off their hair, huh ?

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[ Sighs ]
Yeah, so ?

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- I mean, a lot of people have
different kind of hair.
- Oh, yeah.

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I mean, what are you--
what are you-- what are you getting at ?

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No, no, I'm just saying is--
You know--

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Come on, Charlie,
goddamn it !

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Those kids' dicks are bigger
than them sausages.

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Knock it off, Finneran. Thoseare
my children you're talking about.

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- I've been meaning
to ask you about that.
- Finneran !

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Get over here.
It's your turn.

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Charlie, don't mind me.

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It'sj-just the beer talking,
you know ? Whoo !

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Hmm. Sure.

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[Charlie] There's something powerful
bubbling up inside me, Father,

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and I'm afraid that someday,

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if l don't do something,
I'm gonna explode.

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[Sighs] Where does this rage
come from, myson ?

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I don't know.
It's a lot of things, really.

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Take my wife, for example.

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I love her like no other,

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but part of me suspects
that she may be having an affair.

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And I'm-l'm probably
just being paranoid here,

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but I get the feeling...

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that the entire town is
laughing at me behind my back.

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Charlie, that you ?

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[Narrator] Eventually,
Charlie's worst fears were realized.

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[Narrator] Eventually,
Charlie's worst fears were realized.

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I'm so sorry, Charlie.
Really, I am.

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But I have to do this.
I found my soul mate.

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But...
[ Exhales ]

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I thought I was your soul mate.

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Tsk. Oh.

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Come on, legs.
Let's roll, baby.

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I don't know what to say.

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I guess the heart just wants
what the heart wants.

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Bye, Charlie.

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But you said
you'd eat whale blubber.

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Oh, she'll be eating blubber,
all right,just as soon as I free willy.

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- [ Groaning ]
- [EngineStarts]

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[Narrator] It's funny how a man
reacts when his heart gets broken.

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Some break down
and cry like a baby.

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Others, they take out an Uzi
and climb a clock tower.

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But Charlie Bailey gates
didn't seem to react at all.

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He just swallowed hard,

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felt that slab of heartache
slide over the lump in this throat,

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and he locked it all away.

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As you can imagine,
it wasn't easy...

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for little Jamaal,
Lee Harvey and Shonte Junior...

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growing up without a mom,

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but Charlie made that little house into
a big old home, and the boys flourished.

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Let me tell you,
they were smart ones.

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- What are you buildin', fellas ?
- An airplane, Daddy.

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[ Imitating Airplane Engine ]

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- [ Laughing ]
- Bye-bye !

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- [ All ] Bye, Daddy !
- Have a good time at work !

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Bye, Daddy!

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Love you, Daddy!

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 Where he can't hide

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-From himself
- No. No !

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Hey ! Stop it ! Jamaal, you're
in a lot of trouble ! Get off that !

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Don'tyou take off in that !

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-How many seas
must a white dove sail
- Shonte Junior,

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how can you keep eatin' that crap
and never gain weight ?

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- I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.
- [ Chuckles ]

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 How many times

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-Must the cannonballs fly
- Doyou believe his voice ?
That's Gomer Pyle !

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 Before they're
forever banned

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- The answer, my friend
- Daddy, can we watch
Richard Pryuor on H.B.O. ?

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-Is blowing in the wind
- Richard Pryuor ?

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- Please.
- Okay.

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InAfrica, though,
lgo outin the country. Whoo!

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You see some lions and shit.
I'm talkin' about real lions,

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not them kind you be
fuckin' with in the zoo.

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You fuck with the lions,
" Hey, lion, motherfucker !"

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Be throwin' shit at it.
Lion be, "Uh-oh, oh!"

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[Narrator] As they have
a way of doing, the years
passed some what regularly.

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And the boys, well,
they came into their own.

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...is make her
toss my salad!

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...is make her
toss my salad!

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The guy's like, "Toss mysalad?
W-Well, what's that ?"

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Yeah, well,
having your salad tossed...

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means having your asshole
eaten out with jelly or syrup.

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I prefer syrup.

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He's a funny motherfucker.

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[Narrator] Although Charlie's
police work had started to suffer,

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the kids were doing great.

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Damn ! I can't figure out the atomic
mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron.

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Shit, man,
that shit's simple.

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- Look. Tell me this, tell me this.
- What, what ?

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- What's a deuteron made up of?
- Duh, a proton and a neutron.

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Then what's this motherfuckin' electron
doin' right there ?

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- Shit, I don't know.
- Well, get it outta there then !

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Okay, so you sayin' I add up
the atomic masses of the proton
and the neutron, right ?

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- Mm-hmm.
- I sees that, but what do I do
with the goddamn electron ?

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Can I bring it over here ?

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Enrico Fermi would roll over
in his motherfuckin' grave
ifhe heard that stupid shit.

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I mean, he'djust turn over ass up
in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck.

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Man,Jamaal, man,
just cut my man some slack, dog.

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Look here, I'm just tryuin'
to help him save face, all right ?

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He keep askin' questions like that,
motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid.

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- I ain't stupid.
- Mornin', fellas.

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- Oh, hey, Dad.
- Hey, Pops, howyou doin', man ?

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- What's all the commotion down here ?
-Just school shit and shit.

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- How's my little guy doin' ?
- Strugglin'. This quantum
physics is confusing.

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- Ifl don't buckle down,
I'm gonna get myselfanother B-plus.
- Oh, that'd be whack.

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Man, he so fuckin' dumb,
he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.

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- Give it up, dog.
- Well, you think polypeptide's
a motherfuckin' toothpaste.

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00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,689
Oh, I gotta get outta here.
I don't want to have to bust a cap.

224
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,068
Kisses.

225
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,529
Mm, Daddy.

226
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,573
- Seeya later.
- Loveya ! All right.

227
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:11,703
[Narrator] Yeah, Charlie was gettin'
a lot of respect inside the house,

228
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:16,416
but outside--
well, that was another story.

229
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,464
Mornin', Ed.

230
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,342
Charlie.

231
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,011
Say, Ed, did you see
where my paperwent today ?

232
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,472
Uh, the wife's got it
in the shitter.

233
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:37,312
Well, could you tell her to throw it
on the porch when she's done ?

234
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,439
Can't you get one at work ?

235
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:49,366
Yeah, l... suppose I could.
You betcha.

236
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,671
I'd like that

237
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:07,300
If we could cycle
down some lane

238
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:11,096
I'd like that

239
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,974
If we could ride
into the rain

240
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,268
No mess getting wet

241
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,896
I'd be your Albert

242
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,483
If you'd be Victoria

243
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,820
Ha, ha
We'd laugh because

244
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:31,700
Each drop would make me
grow up really high

245
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,829
Really high like a really high thing
say a sun flower

246
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,748
- Hey, Charlie.
- Hey, George, Herb.

247
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,042
- Hi, Charlie.
- How do, fellas ?

248
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,253
- Hi, Charlie.
- Listen, Dick, I was--

249
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,340
Hey, guys, check out
the rack on this one.

250
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,509
Whoa !

251
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,845
Oh, yeah,
that's whatdaddylikes.

252
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,264
It looks like a dead heat
in a zeppelin race.

253
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,767
- Yeah, a couple of Hindenburgs, huh ?
- Oh, the humanity!

254
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,021
Come on, guys, take it easy.
She's a mom.

255
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,068
[Laughing]

256
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,280
"She's a mom."

257
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,410
- She's not my mom !
- She's a yummy mom.

258
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,750
- You kill me !
- "She's a mom."

259
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:32,677
Sure, that is good.
Oh.

260
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,556
Listen, uh, Dick, I'm sorryu,
uh, to botheryou like this,

261
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:41,561
but, uh, uh, your-your-your car
is gonna have to be moved.

262
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,272
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, sure, Charlie, okay.

263
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,108
I should be done here
in another ten or fiifteen minutes.

264
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,696
You know,
I hate to be a stickler, Dick,

265
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,990
but, uh, the law states that you can't
park in one place for more than an hour,

266
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,660
and you've been there for--

267
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,913
goin' on three days now.

268
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,460
All right, all right,
the law's the law.

269
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,005
Park it behind the grocery store,
will ya, Charlie ?

270
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,844
Yeah, sure.

271
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,016
- This one ?
- [Narrator] There's an old saying.

272
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,020
- An ostrich with his head
in the sand makes a lousy cop.
- My fault.

273
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,940
You see, if you can't deal
with your ownproblems,

274
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,859
- well, it's hard to deal with others'.
- Sweetie.

275
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,779
Sweetie ?
That's kind ofdangerous.

276
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,657
You wanna move it up onto the sidewalk,
away from the traffiic ?

277
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,202
My dad says you're ajoke,
and I don't have to listen toyou.

278
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,081
[ Sighs ]

279
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:47,085
Well, your father
is entitled to his opinion,

280
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,171
but I am an officer of the law,
and, uh, by all rights, l--

281
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:55,010
- Fuck off !
- You should watch your mouth,
little girl.

282
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:59,139
[ Screaming ]

283
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,561
[Woman]
Thank you, have a nice day.

284
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,566
- Excuse me. Charlie ! Hey !
- Hey.

285
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,068
You mind if l get ahead of you ?
I'm in a wicked rush. Is that okay ?

286
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,195
- Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.
- You're a doll.

287
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:17,365
- Aw.
- Hey, kids, over here ! Now !

288
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,413
Didn't I tell you to stay with me ?
Stop ! Put those down !

289
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,416
[Drums]

290
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,552
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

291
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,058
[ Groaning ]

292
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,482
[ Exhales ]

293
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,153
-[Stops]
- [Chattering]

294
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,626
"VagiClean," huh ?
What's the matter, honey ?

295
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,003
Little extra cheese
on the taco ?

296
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,049
- Excuse me.
- No, excuse me.

297
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,596
There's no tag on this.

298
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,723
Price check on VagiClean,
aisle fiive.

299
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:29,104
I repeat. Price check on VagiClean,
aisle fiive. That's VagiClean.

300
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,233
We got a customer down here
with a full-on fallopian fungus.
She's baking aloafofbread,

301
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,069
andl thinkit's sourdough.
[Inhales]

302
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,987
[ Gasps ]

303
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,241
Put a rush on that.

304
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,120
Hey, big guy,
did you hear the news ?

305
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:48,498
My son, Billy, got the lead
in the high school musical.

306
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,001
Well, I guess he likes
the cock after all.

307
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,921
Wha--

308
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,090
[ Muffled Screams ]

309
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:01,594
-  [ Whistling ]
-I'm basically no good

310
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,222
Still wanna skip rope
on the street ?

311
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,391
I'm gonna tell my daddy
on you, Charlie !

312
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,394
Wrong answer.
And the name's Hank, fuckface.

313
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,106
 [ Continues Whistling ]

314
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:17,277
And l'm not fit to touch

315
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,196
- The hem of your garment
-  [ Whistling ]

316
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,824
And no, no

317
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,118
I'm not fit to touch

318
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:29,539
 The hem of your garment

319
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,751
- [Baby Crying]
- [ Gasps ]

320
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,338
[ Growling ]

321
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,757
- [Crying Continues]
- [ Continues Gasping ]

322
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,842
[ Slurping ]

323
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,303
[Continues, lndistinct]

324
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,683
- [ Men Screaming ]
- [ Yells ]

325
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,777
There you go, Dick.

326
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:03,073
I parked it for ya.
By the way,

327
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,494
you got a headlight out.

328
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,083
 Yeah

329
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,920
 Oh, no

330
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,090
All right

331
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,136
[Continues]

332
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,810
[WomanScreams]

333
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,200
[ Grunting ]

334
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,286
[Grunting Continues]

335
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:54,332
- Mm-mm, that looks good.
- Here you go, Colonel.

336
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,960
Very good, Malcolm.
Thank you.

337
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,337
Colonel, we got a problem.
There's something wrong with Charlie.

338
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,922
- [Dispatcher] One-X to 1 12.
- 1 1 2 responding.

339
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,841
- [Dispatcher] One-X to 1 12.
- 1 1 2 responding.

340
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,470
[Narrator] Of course, there's
not much about this sort of thing...

341
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,140
in the Rhode lsland
State Police manual,

342
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:14,811
so they sent him up to Boston to see
a team of highly trained head doctors.

343
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,605
They quickly identified
the problem.

344
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,733
You got a major screw loose.

345
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,735
Huh ?

346
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:27,198
- Doctors have diagnosed you
as having a split personality.
- A schizo.

347
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:30,577
- I-l don't remember any of this.
- That's because...

348
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:34,456
according to that report, it wasn't you
that this was happening to.

349
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:36,458
- It was this other guy.
- Hank.

350
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,085
- Huh ?
- He said his name was Hank.

351
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,130
- And apparently Hank is
trying to get out.
- Tryuing to get out ?

352
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:44,966
What do you mean, "get out" ?
How did he get in ?

353
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:48,720
- You created him.
- By not dealing with
your problems, Charlie.

354
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:51,765
[ Inhales Deeply]
Ever since, uh--

355
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,475
[ Stammering ]

356
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:58,063
Well, you know, you've been
avoiding confrontation.

357
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:01,816
- But this guy inside-- he doesn't.
- Hank.

358
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,820
Doctors feel that, uh, you've created
this character out of necessity.

359
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,822
You never stick up
for yourself.

360
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:10,450
- [ Sighs ]
- Charlie,

361
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,660
why didn'tyou take
a vacation when Layla left ?

362
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:20,335
Whywould I ?
You know ?

363
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:24,589
I mean, wives leave their husbands
every day in this countryu.

364
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,217
There's no reason
to shortchange the department.

365
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,220
I mean, it's not like I had the flu.
[ Cryuing ]

366
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,810
[Sniffling, Sighing]

367
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,355
Have you picked up
your medication, Charlie ?

368
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:42,857
[ Cryuing Continues ]
Mm-hmm.

369
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:49,698
[ Sighs ]
I'm really not crazy about it, though.

370
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,700
You know,
it makes me so dry.

371
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,411
You have to take it anyway.
Dr. Rabinowitz assure us...

372
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,413
that if you do,
everything'll be fine.

373
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,915
[Woman]
This is abunch ofcrap !

374
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,627
No wonder you're the smallest state.
Little mind, little state.

375
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,963
It shouldn't even be a state. It should
be the District of Rhode lsland.

376
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:08,800
- Whatever you say.
- Can you take these
goddamn things off, please ?

377
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,885
And could you stop
looking at my ass ?

378
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,973
Pritchard, what--
what's going on out here ?

379
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:17,350
Well, Colonel, her name's
Waters, lrene P.

380
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:21,771
I pulled her over on 95
for a broken tail light. I ran a check.

381
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,274
She's got an outstanding warrant
in up state New York.

382
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:28,278
- Hit and run ?
- Hit and run. Injured pedestrian
signed a complaint.

383
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:32,657
Oh, well, I think I might remember that.
That is ridiculous.

384
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,952
- I've never been in an accident.
Not in my whole life.
- Well,

385
00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:39,330
I've just gotten off the phone
with the New York State Patrol.

386
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,791
They don't seem to think
it's so ridiculous.

387
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,212
Look,ju--
How can we fiix--

388
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,506
Were you in Massena, New York,
last Friday, second of May ?

389
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,302
Well, yeah, I live there,
but I didn't have any accident.

390
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:56,473
Look, I'm just driving
down to Block lsland to see my sister.

391
00:25:56,556 --> 00:26:01,811
You seem like a nice guy.
Is there anyway you might
let me handle this by mail ?

392
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:05,440
Unfortunately, Miss Waters,
I'm not the oneyou have to convince.

393
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:08,693
If there's been a mistake,
you have to clear it up in Massena.

394
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,488
What ? Okay, wait.
You--

395
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:14,366
Because of somebody else's mistake,
I have to get in my car...

396
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:17,410
and drive all the way back
to upstate New York ?

397
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,712
No, ma'am.

398
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,759
We'll have one
of our troopers escort you.

399
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:40,475
- [Phone Ringing]
- Hey, Hollywood, turn
your fucking phone off.

400
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,602
- Yeah ?
- [ Irene ] You're an asshole.

401
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:44,604
Oh, hello, lrene.
What did I do now ?

402
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:47,607
Listen, I'm sitting at a police station
somewhere in Rhode lsland,

403
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:50,568
and they're shipping me back
to Massena on some bogus crap.

404
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,570
- Sound familiar ?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

405
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,115
- I don't have a clue
what you're talking about.
- Dickie !

406
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:57,617
Cut the bullshit !
[ Sighing ]

407
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:05,458
Listen to me, okay ?
It's over, Dickie. It's over.

408
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,336
So please just stop
messing with me,

409
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,256
and call your friends and
tell them to back off, okay ?

410
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,258
Look, I'm being
a straight shooter here.

411
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,468
Ifyou need help,
I'll helpyou.

412
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:18,680
Just give me all the details. I'll
get to the bottom ofit. All right ?

413
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:24,185
Massena, New York ? Man, goddamn,
Daddy, that's damn near Canada.

414
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:27,147
I know, I know.
It wasn't my idea.

415
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:31,776
I gotta take this gal up north,
and then the colonel ordered me
to take a week's vacation.

416
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,029
Why a week ?
Man, that's a long motherfuckin' time.

417
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:37,532
Well, he wants me to rest while
I'm getting used to the medication.

418
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:42,037
Aw, come on, you don't have to worryu
about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.

419
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,622
These two motherfuckers can do
the shoppin', and I'll do the cookin'.

420
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:48,918
Man, you do the cookin' ?
You thoughtyou got chipped beef
from a toothy blowjob.

421
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,631
You're gonna have Shonte Junior down
under goddamn 400 pounds. Fuck that.

422
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,885
- Can't have that happen. Okay, guys.
- No, we can't, we can't.

423
00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:02,098
I'm not leaving till morning.
You know the rules when I go:
No bitches after 1 1 :00.

424
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,808
[ All Laughing ]

425
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,810
- All right, Pops !
- Yeah, man.

426
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,563
- Bye, Daddy!
- Gotya, Papa!
- Love you, Daddy!

427
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:14,861
Now who the hell's
this lrene honey, anyway ?

428
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:17,030
She worked for me
the past couple years.

429
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,824
I hired her to be
my golf course super intendent.

430
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:24,162
- We got close.
- No, you got stupid.

431
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:29,834
For the love of shit,
these are the loose ends that can
hang you, Dickie. And me too.

432
00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:34,381
- How much does she know?
- She might have gotten wind
of some things.

433
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,133
Yeah, well,
we're gonna find out.

434
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,886
The complaint was signed
by a guy named Peterson.

435
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,055
He's with the E.P.A.

436
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:45,141
E.P.A. ?
I thought they were in our pocket.

437
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,852
Well, not all of'em.

438
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,661
- Hang on, ma'am.
- Yeah.

439
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,631
This vacation is
just what Charlie needs.

440
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:20,093
I bet he's a new man
when he gets back.

441
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,387
Ifwe let him back.

442
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,182
What doyou mean ?

443
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:30,437
Well, I mean that he's become
a pretty big liability.

444
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,856
We may have to let him go.

445
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:36,901
Let him go ? But-But, Captain,
police work is Charlie's whole li--

446
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,947
I know, I know, damn it.
I know.

447
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:44,826
I found you sittin'
on a suit case cryin'

448
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:45,744
I found you sittin'
on a suit case cryin'

449
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,456
It's a great time of year
to ride,

450
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:52,167
Iong as you don't mind
one or two bugs.

451
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,923
I laugh outloud
'causeit's the one thing

452
00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:03,094
I hadn'tbeen trying

453
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,766
 The train came in breathless
The passengers restless

454
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:11,269
She said
Baby you'll never change

455
00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:15,899
 You gotta get gone
You gotta get goin'

456
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:21,154
 The world ain't slowin' down
for no one

457
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:25,658
It's a carnival
callin'out to you

458
00:30:27,577 --> 00:30:31,289
It sounds like a song
lt hits you like scripture

459
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:34,209
Boy, you can't beat
the open road !

460
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:36,586
[ Insect Buzzing ]

461
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:41,883
 Weren't you the kid who just
climbed on the merry-go-round

462
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:46,221
Hey look the world
ain't slowin' down

463
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:51,142
-Hey, hey
- Oh, no !

464
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:55,605
Oh, my goodness.
Geez.

465
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,775
[ Sighs ]
Those damn truckers.

466
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:03,279
You know, you'd think they'd
call someone to come clean this up.

467
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:06,282
Poor thing.
Oh, that's terrible.

468
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,285
- Whew. Whoa.
- Ew.

469
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:12,622
By the looks ofher,
she's been here for a while.

470
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:16,292
Well, I doubt we're gonna be able
to move her, but we should try.

471
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,378
You wanna get that end ?
Just give it a little push ?

472
00:31:18,461 --> 00:31:21,965
- Really ?
- Yeah, yeah, we should give it a shot.

473
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:24,884
- Okay ? Go ahead.
- Okay.

474
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:27,971
-Just-Just push as hard as you can.
- Yeah, okay.

475
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,098
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Mooing ]

476
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,142
-Jesus ! Whoa !
- Oh !

477
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:34,519
- Okay, youjust--
- Oh, it's still alive.

478
00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:38,815
-Just stand back. I'll take care ofit.
- God, that's terrible.

479
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:43,153
- Oh. Now, don't-don't look, okay ?
- Yeah.

480
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,155
[ Sighs ]

481
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:52,579
Well, old girl, [ Sighs ]
your suffering's over.

482
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,879
[BirdSquawking]

483
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:05,425
[Narrator]Oh, it ain't always easy
doing MotherNature's work.

484
00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:08,178
- [ Mooing ]
- [ Screams ]
- Oh,J--

485
00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:10,180
[ Grunts ]

486
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,102
[ Sighs ]

487
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:19,064
Oh.
Do you believe that ?

488
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:21,983
- No, it's-- Yech.
- [ Mooing ]

489
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,527
- Oh, my God in heaven !
- [ Irene Groaning ]

490
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,197
- Oh, God !
- [ Groaning ]

491
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,450
God ! What the hell
is wrong with you ?

492
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,452
Die !

493
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,497
Let go!
Let go, girl!

494
00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:38,375
- On to greener pastures. Come on.
- [ Mooing ]

495
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:41,169
They're clear-cutting a place
in heaven foryou. [ Grunting ]

496
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:44,673
- Come on ! Help me out ! Do something !
- But--

497
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,634
- I don't-- [ Stammering ]
- Let go !

498
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:52,263
Let it go !
Go !

499
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:56,476
- [ Gurgling ]
- [ Gasps, Sighs ]

500
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,478
[ Pants, Sighs ]
Oh !

501
00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:00,480
[ Panting ]

502
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:07,654
Well, that was tough,

503
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:10,990
but I thinkwe did
the right thing.

504
00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:25,046
Patrol car, yes.
Okay, thankyou.

505
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:29,926
- Can I helpyou ?
- Yes, I'm Officer Bailey gates,
Rhode lsland State Police.

506
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:33,972
I have, uh, your prisoner,
Miss lrene Waters here.

507
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,767
- All right. I'll tell them you're here.
- Okay-dee, right-dee.

508
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,769
[Phone Ringing]

509
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:46,484
[Charlie Whistling]

510
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:51,740
- What are those for ?
- Huh ?

511
00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:55,201
Oh, it'sjust
this stupid thing.

512
00:33:55,285 --> 00:34:00,373
I have to take a pill everyu six hours
or I feel funny. No big deal.

513
00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:03,626
- What's it called ?
- [ Exhales ]

514
00:34:03,668 --> 00:34:08,757
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage.

515
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,968
Ah.

516
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:16,056
Does your ass feel numb ?

517
00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:23,021
No, but they give me
unbelievable cotton mouth.

518
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,608
- I meant from the ride.
- Oh, no, no.

519
00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:29,152
Over theyears,
my ass has taken a pounding.

520
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:31,988
Miss Waters,
mynameis Peterson.

521
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:33,365
Miss Waters,
mynameis Peterson.

522
00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:35,909
This is my partner,
Agent Boshane.

523
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:39,287
We're with the Environmental Protection
Agency's Special lnvestigations.

524
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,289
- The E.P.A. ?
- Yeah.

525
00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:43,291
What'd I hit ?
A bald headed eagle ?

526
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,960
Well, we'll explain that
toyou, ma'am,

527
00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:48,380
but right now, we're gonna askyou
to come along with us.

528
00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:55,303
- Well, why don'tyou
just explain it to me now ?
- Well, ma'am,

529
00:34:55,387 --> 00:35:00,058
we put your hit-and-run report out
on the wire in order to track you down.

530
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:04,562
- Track me down for what ?
- Agent Boshane ?

531
00:35:07,565 --> 00:35:11,861
I want to remind you again,
our station's at your disposal.

532
00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:14,239
You're more than welcome to use
any ofour interrogation rooms.

533
00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:18,952
We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke,
but we're all set.

534
00:35:19,035 --> 00:35:21,955
All right. Well,
ifthere's anything at all I c--

535
00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:37,178
[ Garbled ]
Uh, excuse me.

536
00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:41,725
I'm just gonna
get myselfa drink ofwater.

537
00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:46,771
[Slurping]

538
00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:53,111
Ahh ! So if l could, uh,
[ Clears Throat ]

539
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,530
just get someone to sign this,
I'll be on myway.

540
00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:58,074
Yeah.

541
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,202
Well, Miss Waters,
uh, good luck.

542
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,121
And I hope everything
works out great for you.

543
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,790
Thanks a lot, Charlie.

544
00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:10,003
Ihaven't done anything wrong,
and you know it.

545
00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:15,842
What about the marijuana roaches
you left behind when you moved
out of your apartment ?

546
00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:19,429
So I smoked some pot.
What is that, a crime ?

547
00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:22,599
Uh-huh.

548
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:25,310
As is being an accessory
to bribery, embezzlement,

549
00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:27,354
tax evasion
and racketeering.

550
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:32,692
- What areyou talking about ?
- Does the name Dickie Thurman
ring a bell ?

551
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:35,278
His company,
Cedar Creek Limited,

552
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,156
has been under a sealed
grandjury investigation for 18 months.

553
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:42,327
How does that make me an accessory ?
I laid some sod on Dickie's golf course.
So ?

554
00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:46,873
Tell me this--a big operation like
the Cedar Creek Country Club--

555
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,626
how'd you get thejob
as the head greens keeper ?

556
00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:54,381
By default. This guy,
Tedeschi or Tedescho,

557
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:56,383
he was hired before me,
but he died.

558
00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:58,218
Heart problem or something.

559
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,555
[Narrator]
The feds believed that lrene knew...

560
00:37:02,597 --> 00:37:04,557
more than
she thought she knew,

561
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,685
and her life was in danger.

562
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:10,563
They explained that everything had
been happening right under her nose--

563
00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:14,567
payoffs of government agencies, threats
towards those who stood in the way,

564
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:17,320
and her predecessor's
heart attack ?

565
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,657
Well, that was just
cold blooded murder.

566
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:23,159
Oh, man.

567
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:34,045
Can you excuse me ?

568
00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:54,691
Pizza kid.

569
00:37:56,776 --> 00:38:00,321
- How much ?
- Uh, that comes to 1 3.95.

570
00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,906
[ Grunts ]

571
00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,464
[ Grunts ]

572
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:27,640
Oh, son of a bitch !

573
00:38:35,815 --> 00:38:37,734
[Car Departing]

574
00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:40,987
[ Panting ]

575
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,993
[Narrator] Well, it was a good thing
Charlie had told her...

576
00:38:47,077 --> 00:38:51,831
he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese
Lodge and Miniature Golf Resort.

577
00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:53,500
Charlie ?

578
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:58,088
Irene finagledakey
from the front desk and let her self in.

579
00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:00,090
Charlie.

580
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:03,843
[ Snoring ]

581
00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:14,354
- Charlie, what's going on here ?
- Hmm ? lrene ?

582
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:17,065
Oh ! Oh, uh, uh--
[ Chuckling ]

583
00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:21,444
Irene, I was just, um--
I was gonna, um, study your file...

584
00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:24,447
and, uh, try to find
a loophole.

585
00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:29,911
Did your lips get as chapped
as mine on the ride down ?

586
00:39:29,994 --> 00:39:31,955
Nevermind!
l need your help.

587
00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:34,833
There was a shootout down at the thing,
and the agents are dead.

588
00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,253
- Dead ?
- Yeah, the ywere after me, Charlie.

589
00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:38,670
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.
I know it.

590
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,548
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.
I know it.

591
00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:49,889
- So what areyou gonna do ?
- We'll call the police.

592
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,850
What ?
No, you can't do that.

593
00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:55,228
Dickie has those guys in his
back pocket. That's why I came to you.

594
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:57,355
- How-- Wha-- How doyou--
- Oh !

595
00:39:57,439 --> 00:40:00,734
Hey, this is serious shit !
You don't--

596
00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,361
[ Sighs ]
I'm outta here.

597
00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:07,866
Hey, wait. No, don't do that !
Come on, hold on !
Just let me think for a second, okay ?

598
00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:11,494
Think someplace else, Charlie. This is
the first place they're gonna look.

599
00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,496
Damn it !

600
00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:24,799
- So where are we going, anyway ?
- You'll see !

601
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:28,928
[Narrator]
Well, they went on the lam for a bit,

602
00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:33,141
- and then Charlie made
a couple of phone calls.
- [ Barking ]

603
00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:44,319
Irene, take it easy now.

604
00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,405
- Charlie ?
- Don't worry. I'll take care ofit.

605
00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:51,159
- Hey.
- Good work, Bailey gates.

606
00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:54,287
- Thanks.
- I'm sorry I had to meet you
all the way out here.

607
00:40:54,371 --> 00:40:56,289
No, that's okay.
It's just as well.

608
00:40:56,373 --> 00:40:58,917
Poor gal's a little paranoid.
My kids are like that.

609
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,128
Somewhere along the line,
theyjust get this idea that
the cops are the bad guys--

610
00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:06,466
[ Grunting, Gasping ]

611
00:41:09,010 --> 00:41:12,972
Listen, I don't know what's going on,
and I didn't tell the feds anything.

612
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:16,810
Dickie told me
you were street smart, huh ?

613
00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:18,812
Why the hell would you
run back to this idiot ?

614
00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:21,356
[Drums]

615
00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:28,530
Drop the gun, moron.
You're being videotaped.

616
00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:33,493
- What are you talkin' about ?
- There's a camera on my bike.

617
00:41:35,912 --> 00:41:40,375
- [ Irene Screams ]
- Hard to hit a moving target,
isn't it ?

618
00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:46,339
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Groaning ]

619
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,850
[ Panting ]

620
00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:59,185
Score. Good move.

621
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:02,230
Getin the car.

622
00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:05,191
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

623
00:42:07,902 --> 00:42:11,656
[ Irene ] Would you mind telling me what
the hell you were thinking back there ?

624
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,492
Calling that cop
was unbelievably stupid.

625
00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:17,871
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

626
00:42:17,912 --> 00:42:20,040
Tweak the high end
ofyour emotional E.Q, sweetbeak.

627
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:22,208
The funky chicken
was Charlie's dance.

628
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:26,046
I'm a tango man myself.

629
00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:29,215
[Tango]

630
00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:31,217
[ Snarls ]

631
00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:35,430
[Narrator]As you can imagine,
there was some explaining to do.

632
00:42:35,513 --> 00:42:38,933
So, Hank, [Clears Throat]
as he called himself,

633
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:43,229
found a quiet spot
and spelled out the whole darn mess.

634
00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:46,775
Okay, so whatyou're saying is
thatyou're not Charlie.

635
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:49,652
Come on, you've seen Charlie in action.
The guy's like origami.

636
00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:54,783
He folds under pressure.
When the big game's on the line,
he's busy ridin' the pine.

637
00:42:54,866 --> 00:42:56,910
Okay, wait, wait.
Can youjust--

638
00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:05,293
It's simple.

639
00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:07,629
Charlie's the mouse
that got you into the maze.

640
00:43:07,712 --> 00:43:10,590
I'm the rat who knows
how to fii nd the cheese.

641
00:43:10,632 --> 00:43:14,260
The name's Hank--
Hank Evans.

642
00:43:14,302 --> 00:43:17,972
-  For little girls 
- So it's true.

643
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:21,643
- Charlie is a schizo.
- I wouldn'tknow.

644
00:43:21,726 --> 00:43:24,104
I stay outta his business,
he stays outta mine.

645
00:43:25,397 --> 00:43:27,315
Look.

646
00:43:30,318 --> 00:43:32,445
Just because I rock
doesn't mean I'm made ofstone.

647
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:34,989
I feel your fear.

648
00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:38,243
It's comin' through like static
on my heart radio.

649
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,206
Hank ? Hank.

650
00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:47,377
I really, really
appreciate your help,

651
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,380
but is there anyway
that maybe we could get...

652
00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:53,925
Charlie back out here
for a little huddle ?

653
00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:56,052
No problem.

654
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:59,139
Whileyou're at it,
climb that pole over there and
take a piss on the power lines.

655
00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:03,309
Look, I'm not here to twist your 
niblets. I'm here to saveyour life.

656
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:08,690
But if l'm gonna do that,
I'll need total "uninanonynymity."

657
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,279
Okay.

658
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,451
- Sound good, candypants ?
- Hank, don't call me that.

659
00:44:31,171 --> 00:44:34,341
Man, how the hell
can they call Pluto a planet ?

660
00:44:34,382 --> 00:44:36,509
What motherfuckin' planet
has an elliptical orbit ?

661
00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:38,511
Man, this shit
don't make no sense.

662
00:44:38,553 --> 00:44:43,641
Motherfucker ! That motherfucker Vince
Foster was murdered ! I told you !

663
00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:47,395
Will you quit hackin' into
them goddamn Pentagon fii les ?

664
00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:51,775
Ain't no nevermind who them
crooked politicians be killin'.
Just do your studyin'.

665
00:44:51,858 --> 00:44:54,986
- Man, what did Daddy tell you
about snoopin', huh ?
- Shit, yeah, man.

666
00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:58,365
You keep fuckin' around,
you gonna get that scholarship
to Yale taken away from you.

667
00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:01,701
Be stuck up there at Stanford with them
goddamn sling-blade motherfuckers.

668
00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:03,703
[ Laughing ]

669
00:45:03,745 --> 00:45:07,707
Shit, motherfucker,
you be lucky to get accepted to Duke
gettin' a 1430 on your S.A.T.

670
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:10,210
- Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.
- The flu, my ass.

671
00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:13,296
You had a motherfuckin' aneuryusm
gettin' a 1 430.

672
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:16,049
- Aneuryusm ?
Man, you talkin' some shit now.
[Knocking]

673
00:45:16,132 --> 00:45:19,552
Now you see, man ? That's probably
one of them lvy League sum bitches now.

674
00:45:19,636 --> 00:45:21,596
- Get your big-ass head up
and get the door, man.
- Get the door.

675
00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:23,598
- Don't fuck with my shit.
- Get outta the way.
Gimme some of them chips.

676
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,226
[ Laughing ]
Hey, Captain.

677
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:29,896
- Fellas.
- What the fuck is goin' on, man ?

678
00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:33,566
- This is Agent Anicelli.
- Gentlemen.

679
00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:36,569
- What's happenin', Captain ?
- We've got a problem.

680
00:45:36,611 --> 00:45:39,030
Pack your bags.

681
00:45:44,869 --> 00:45:46,788
- We're locked and loaded.
- Great.

682
00:45:46,871 --> 00:45:50,250
- Got enough stuff
to hold us over for 72 hours.
- [ Men Laughing ]

683
00:46:03,513 --> 00:46:05,932
Well, fuck my ozone.

684
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,895
[Drums]

685
00:46:21,031 --> 00:46:25,201
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah
We're gonna rock you

686
00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:34,878
Hey, ringworm.

687
00:46:37,881 --> 00:46:42,552
Yeah, I'm talkin'toyou,
you toxic waste of life.

688
00:46:42,635 --> 00:46:45,889
You gonna pick up that butt, or do I
have to glue it to the end of my shoe...

689
00:46:45,972 --> 00:46:48,058
and stick it in your
big, fat, pimply A-hole ?

690
00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:52,270
Hey, man, take it easy.
It's just a cigarette.

691
00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:56,483
Oh, yeah ?
Well, this is just a fist.

692
00:46:56,566 --> 00:46:59,903
But when I start throwing it around,
it can leave one hell of a mess.

693
00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:02,072
Let's dance.

694
00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:23,093
Hey, hey !
[ Groaning ]

695
00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:26,304
Let's kick the shit
outta this crazy asshole.

696
00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:29,641
Wait, wait. Wait !
He's a schizo !

697
00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:31,643
What the hell's wrong
with him ?

698
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,898
What happened, anyway ?

699
00:47:36,981 --> 00:47:41,611
[Narrator] Yeah, Charlie was taking a
few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.

700
00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:45,615
But, save for a little bloodin the
urine, he was no worse forthe wear.

701
00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:50,495
I'm sorry you had to meet Hank,
Miss Waters.

702
00:47:50,578 --> 00:47:56,209
I thought I was bad.
That guy has some serious problems.

703
00:47:57,293 --> 00:47:59,212
He did save our lives.

704
00:48:01,631 --> 00:48:03,967
Anyway, Hank had
a pretty good idea.

705
00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:06,011
- He thinks that maybe--
- Oh, and you're gonna listen to Hank ?

706
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:09,180
Come on!Look what he did tome.
I mean, what are you thinkin'?

707
00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:11,850
He's out of control, this guy.

708
00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:14,519
You know whatl think
we shoulddo ?

709
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:17,731
I thinkwe should fii nd
another department
and tell them the whole story.

710
00:48:17,772 --> 00:48:22,360
Not smart, Charlie. We don't know
how far Dickie's reach goes.

711
00:48:24,279 --> 00:48:26,364
Well, then, you know what ?

712
00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:30,994
I think it's time to call the best damn
law enforcement agency in the countryu:

713
00:48:31,077 --> 00:48:33,246
the Rhode lsland State Troopers !

714
00:48:33,329 --> 00:48:37,667
Do you really think the feds don't have
some guy up there now bugging calls ?

715
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:40,253
They'd be on us
in ten minutes.

716
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:43,256
And they're the ones that almost
got me killed in the first place.

717
00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:47,802
Okay. What was
the genius's big plan ?

718
00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:51,431
He thinks that we should find a cabin
and hide out for a while.

719
00:48:51,473 --> 00:48:53,975
Oh, yeah ?
What about water ? What about food ?

720
00:48:54,059 --> 00:48:57,020
He already got supplies.
They're in the trunk.

721
00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:09,491
- These are the supplies ?
- Mm-hmm.

722
00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:15,997
Well, he had a plan, all right.
[ Sucking Sounds ]

723
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:19,042
That's it ?
That's all he got ?

724
00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:22,003
Oh, no, there's more.

725
00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:26,299
A rope, a shovel,

726
00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:29,302
bag of lime
and some lawn darts.

727
00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:44,984
- and the kidnapping
of one lrene P. Waters.
- That's bullshit !

728
00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:48,154
My daddy ain't killed nobody,
and he sure as shit ain't
kidnapped no skinny-ass bitch !

729
00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:51,616
Your dad's sick, mentally.
He's had some sort ofbreakdown.
That's what we understand.

730
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:55,161
The important thing is we fii nd him, so
nobody else gets hurt, himselfincluded.

731
00:49:55,203 --> 00:49:57,163
Come on, man,
nobody's gonna get hurt.

732
00:49:57,247 --> 00:49:59,708
Hell, yeah. Our daddy wouldn't hurt
a motherfuckin' fly.

733
00:49:59,749 --> 00:50:02,085
No, he goes after bigger game.

734
00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:05,171
Wejust got a report he put six bullets
into a prize cow's head.

735
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,841
Poorthing's lucky
tobealive.

736
00:50:10,051 --> 00:50:13,388
Okay, look, let's say he does
have a problem-- which he don't.

737
00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:16,808
- He's been taking pills
to get rid ofit, anyway.
- He left his pills in the hotel.

738
00:50:16,891 --> 00:50:18,810
- Damn.
- That's where he left his sanity.

739
00:50:18,893 --> 00:50:22,188
I've seen it first hand.
The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

740
00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:27,193
L-L-Look. One thing
I don't understand, Lieutenant.

741
00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:30,363
If my daddy's
such a scary-ass motherfucker,
why'd you go by yourself, huh ?

742
00:50:30,447 --> 00:50:34,034
Yeah, who the fuck are you,
Sergeant York, tryin' to take on
the Germans your damn self?

743
00:50:34,117 --> 00:50:39,205
Your father's a police officer,
and he asked me to come alone.
How was I to know he's a nutcase ?

744
00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:41,583
- Man, our daddy ain't
no fuckin' nutcase.
- He may have...

745
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:45,128
advanced delusionary schizophrenia
with involuntary narcissistic rage,

746
00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:47,714
but he is
a veryu gentle person !

747
00:50:47,922 --> 00:50:50,175
-[Punk On Radio]
-  Motherfuckin' robot
Motherfuckin' robot

748
00:50:50,258 --> 00:50:52,510
 [ Continues ]

749
00:50:52,594 --> 00:50:54,512
[Radio Off]

750
00:50:56,222 --> 00:50:59,684
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the fuzz ?
Tell me what's a-happening.

751
00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:05,231
Stay away from me, Hank !
I know what you had planned.
I saw your so-called supplies.

752
00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:09,235
Oh, that ?

753
00:51:10,945 --> 00:51:13,907
I wasn't gonna just
ram it home, you know.

754
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:16,284
I was gonna lube it up...

755
00:51:16,368 --> 00:51:19,954
and ease it in there
inch by inch, like a gentleman.

756
00:51:20,038 --> 00:51:23,750
I was talking about
the shovel and the lime.

757
00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:26,252
Shovel and lime ?

758
00:51:26,294 --> 00:51:29,214
[ Chuckling ]

759
00:51:29,297 --> 00:51:31,216
[ Laughing ]

760
00:51:32,801 --> 00:51:35,637
[ Sighs ]
Thank you.

761
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:38,431
- I haven't laughed like that
in a long time.
- What's so funny ?

762
00:51:38,473 --> 00:51:42,143
- We're drivin' a hot carriage.
- So ?

763
00:51:42,227 --> 00:51:44,562
That stuff belongs
to the bad cop.

764
00:51:44,646 --> 00:51:47,107
You think he was gonna take
our dead bodies down to the station ?

765
00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:50,068
Oh.

766
00:51:56,032 --> 00:51:58,993
[Narrator] lrene decided
they should go back to Rhode lsland,

767
00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:01,871
but Hank had an idea first.

768
00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:05,000
- Are you sure about this ?
- Are you kiddin' ?

769
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:08,336
Every oinker east ofthe Mississippi
will be looking for this sled.

770
00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:12,340
Safer to go mass transit.
Ready ? On nine.

771
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:14,342
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.

772
00:52:14,384 --> 00:52:18,471
I can't keep up
with you no more

773
00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:23,476
And you treat me
like it's a sin

774
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:28,648
For you to let me in

775
00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:32,694
Well, they won't be
tracking us in that car.

776
00:52:32,777 --> 00:52:34,946
- Thanks for the kudos.
- Sure.

777
00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:37,991
- Glad we're finally on the same page.
- Me too.

778
00:52:38,033 --> 00:52:41,327
Whoa ! You okay ?

779
00:52:41,411 --> 00:52:43,329
Yes, I'm fine.

780
00:52:44,831 --> 00:52:48,001
[ Sighs ]
Thought you were goin' over the edge.

781
00:52:48,043 --> 00:52:49,961
Thank you.

782
00:52:53,923 --> 00:52:58,345
- You know, I think you're
a very special unit.
- That's sweet.

783
00:52:58,428 --> 00:53:00,847
I hope we can get
to know each other better.

784
00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:03,475
Yeah, me too.

785
00:53:03,516 --> 00:53:05,643
Doyou swallow ?

786
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:12,692
I get it.
We'll go slow.

787
00:53:17,697 --> 00:53:20,241
- Hey !
- Yes ?

788
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,787
You didn't happen to pick up
a wallet on the dash, did ya ?

789
00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:27,791
You're kidding, right ?

790
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,960
[ Exhales ]

791
00:53:31,044 --> 00:53:33,672
So, what's your tale, Mother Goose ?
Whereyou from ?

792
00:53:33,713 --> 00:53:35,757
Oh, all over.

793
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,010
Omnipresence--
I like that in a woman.

794
00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:42,389
I'm originally from Texas.
Middle-class neighborhood.

795
00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:44,891
But after high school, I moved
to New York, 'cause I had this thing--

796
00:53:44,974 --> 00:53:47,936
Let me guess. Everybody in town
told you you were easy on the eyes,

797
00:53:48,019 --> 00:53:49,771
so you decided
to become a supermodel.

798
00:53:49,854 --> 00:53:52,399
When you got to the Big Apple,
they treated you like the worm.

799
00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:55,026
So you packed on a few pounds
and started calling yourself an actress.

800
00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:57,153
- Uh, no.
- Shh !

801
00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:59,489
Unfortunately,
you can't get far without talent,

802
00:53:59,572 --> 00:54:01,491
and after a while the only bright lights
you saw were the ones...

803
00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:03,993
that hit you in the face
when you opened the fridge.

804
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,538
That's when you got a boob job, started
hanging around on the Upper East Side,

805
00:54:06,621 --> 00:54:08,206
Iooking for a rich, old man
with a bum ticker...

806
00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:10,375
and waved a white flag
in the face ofyour own self-loathing.

807
00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:15,547
How's my aim ?

808
00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:18,967
I neverwent to New York City.
I went upstate to Cornell.

809
00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:21,803
And then I got my master's
in turfmanagement at U-Mass.

810
00:54:21,886 --> 00:54:24,222
And then I became
a golfcourse superintendent.

811
00:54:24,305 --> 00:54:27,684
And these, believe it or not,
are all mine.

812
00:54:27,767 --> 00:54:30,770
I noticed you conveniently
left outyour eating disorder.

813
00:54:30,854 --> 00:54:33,898
- I don't have an eating disorder.
- Whateveryou say, slim.

814
00:54:38,653 --> 00:54:41,072
- Whoa !
- Hands off, Hank.

815
00:54:43,616 --> 00:54:45,452
[Calliope]

816
00:54:49,789 --> 00:54:52,959
- Hey ! Mom !
- [ Growling ]

817
00:54:53,043 --> 00:54:57,255
That's real nice, Hank.
Way to keep a low profile.

818
00:54:57,297 --> 00:54:59,758
It's survival at this point.

819
00:55:01,051 --> 00:55:06,097
Hey, I know how to score
some dough. Punch me.

820
00:55:06,181 --> 00:55:08,683
- What ?
- Punch me in the face.

821
00:55:08,767 --> 00:55:10,685
- Why ?
- I'll flag the big cheese,

822
00:55:10,769 --> 00:55:12,687
tell him I got rolled
in the parking lot.

823
00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:14,689
He'll hush me up
with a couple of Benjamins.

824
00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:18,318
They don't need that kind
ofink on Sugar Mountain.
Come on, rip my head off.

825
00:55:18,401 --> 00:55:21,071
That's really lame, Hank.

826
00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:23,114
Well, you have a better idea ?
Come on.

827
00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:26,701
- It's not gonna work.
- Yes, it is gonna work,
but you gotta rock me.

828
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:30,121
Don't give me one of those girly
"l don't wanna break a fii ngernail"
love taps.

829
00:55:30,205 --> 00:55:32,332
This guy's gotta look
at my face and just--

830
00:55:32,374 --> 00:55:35,335
[ Grunting, Yelling ]

831
00:55:37,504 --> 00:55:41,633
[Narrator] Well, the kick in the chops
didn't work out as planned,

832
00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:45,011
and it just left Charlie
al ittle more roughed up.

833
00:55:45,095 --> 00:55:47,472
- How's the nose feelin' ?
- Listen to it.

834
00:55:47,555 --> 00:55:50,225
[ Nose Whistling ]

835
00:55:50,308 --> 00:55:54,354
- I'm really sorry, Charlie.
- I'll get over it.

836
00:55:54,437 --> 00:55:59,192
I mean, you should be furious. I just
drop-kicked you right in the face.

837
00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:02,362
- Hey, it happens.
- [ Nose Whistling Continues ]

838
00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:06,700
- [ Grunts ]
- You got a great way
oflooking at life, Charlie.

839
00:56:06,741 --> 00:56:09,202
You know that ?
That's a gift.

840
00:56:09,285 --> 00:56:11,788
Yeah, I don't know
if my shrinks would agree.

841
00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:13,790
- They think that's my problem.
- What ?

842
00:56:13,873 --> 00:56:18,378
Oh, that I purposely distort
my perceptions...

843
00:56:18,461 --> 00:56:22,007
- to make my reality more palatable.
- [ Nose Whistling ]

844
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:24,634
Oh, likeyou only hear
whatyou wanna hear ?

845
00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:30,390
Thanks. I like to keep it short,
especially in the summer.

846
00:56:32,976 --> 00:56:38,023
How come I couldn't have ended up with
an easygoing guy likeyou, Charlie, huh?

847
00:56:50,118 --> 00:56:52,495
It's likeyou don't
give a damn, you know ?

848
00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:55,915
And your skin's so natural. You just
let it hang out, blemishes and all.

849
00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:58,418
You're not afraid of your flaws.
You have squinty eyes,

850
00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:01,171
and your face is all pursed up
like you just sucked on a lemon,

851
00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:03,089
but you pull it off.

852
00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:08,261
[Train Whistle Blowing]

853
00:57:12,098 --> 00:57:14,726
You thinking
what I'm thinking ?

854
00:57:14,809 --> 00:57:17,103
[Irene]
Oh, no.

855
00:57:17,187 --> 00:57:19,272
Oh, yeah.

856
00:57:19,356 --> 00:57:23,360
- [ Cracking ]
- [ Groaning ] Come on.

857
00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:28,114
- But I don't know ifl can !
- Yes, you can !

858
00:57:28,114 --> 00:57:31,117
Humans only use ten percent
of their potential.

859
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:34,162
You gotta reach down
for that little extra something.

860
00:57:34,245 --> 00:57:37,957
- [ Panting, Nose Whistling ]
- [ Panting ]

861
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:41,127
There you go !
Now you're gettin' it !

862
00:57:41,211 --> 00:57:44,089
I believe in you !

863
00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:48,426
Don't you give up on me now!

864
00:57:53,556 --> 00:57:56,434
It's easier than I thought !
Come on !

865
00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:58,645
Go, Charlie, go !

866
00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:01,856
You can do it !
Come on, Charlie !

867
00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:05,193
Use more
of your potential!

868
00:58:05,276 --> 00:58:07,195
[ Grunting ]

869
00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:13,827
Come on, Charlie !
Go!

870
00:58:13,868 --> 00:58:17,997
- Come on,jump off !Jump off !
- What ?

871
00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:20,166
What ?

872
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,336
Jump off the train !

873
00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:26,006
Oh.

874
00:58:26,089 --> 00:58:28,049
[ Screams ]

875
00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:29,884
- [ Nose Whistling ]
- Ow.

876
00:58:29,884 --> 00:58:32,053
- [ Nose Whistling ]
- Ow.

877
00:58:32,095 --> 00:58:34,014
Irene ?

878
00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:37,892
- [Gasping]
- Come on, stop foolin' around.

879
00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:41,563
[ Sighing, Panting ]
I started thinking about it. Bad idea.

880
00:58:41,646 --> 00:58:44,524
Trains are the first place
they'll look.

881
00:58:44,899 --> 00:58:47,610
Oh, come on.

882
00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:50,447
Hey, we checked all the major gas and
food stops along the interstate.

883
00:58:50,488 --> 00:58:52,449
- No sign of him.
- [ Scoffs ] The interstate ?

884
00:58:52,532 --> 00:58:54,659
Let me ask you something, man.
Is your old lady happy ?

885
00:58:54,743 --> 00:58:57,704
My "old lady" ?

886
00:58:57,787 --> 00:59:00,123
Yeah, man, because if your fucking
is anything like your police work,

887
00:59:00,165 --> 00:59:02,500
you couldn't hit the G-spot
on a 12-pound pussy.

888
00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:05,295
- [Laughing]
- Watch yourself.

889
00:59:06,504 --> 00:59:08,631
- What areyou getting at ?
- Look, man.

890
00:59:08,673 --> 00:59:10,633
A: Daddy ain't
gonna take no road...

891
00:59:10,675 --> 00:59:13,303
wherey'all blind-ass,
Helly Kelly cops is looking.

892
00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:16,181
And B: Motherfucker,
he don't eat fast food.

893
00:59:18,683 --> 00:59:20,643
[Irene]Okay, l have three
dollars and a nickel.

894
00:59:20,685 --> 00:59:22,645
- How much do you have ?
- Uh, six bucks.

895
00:59:22,687 --> 00:59:25,148
-Just let me go up and order
so we can get out ofhere.
- Okay.

896
00:59:25,231 --> 00:59:28,485
I'll have the chicken breast sandwich,
no skin, dryu toast.

897
00:59:28,568 --> 00:59:32,489
[Slurping]

898
00:59:32,572 --> 00:59:35,867
 You make me dizzy
running circles in my head

899
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:38,036
 One of these days

900
00:59:38,119 --> 00:59:42,165
I'll chase you down

901
00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:46,169
Look who's goin' crazy

902
00:59:46,252 --> 00:59:48,922
Now we're face to face
my friend

903
00:59:49,005 --> 00:59:53,927
Better get out
better get out

904
00:59:54,010 --> 00:59:56,054
What areyou
staring at, fucker ?

905
00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:58,598
[Continues, lndistinct]

906
00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:01,893
You want to start me up ?Just open
the choke and pull the cord, pal.

907
01:00:01,976 --> 01:00:05,438
I'm due for a seismic event,
and you're dancing on the fault line.

908
01:00:05,522 --> 01:00:07,440
Hey, what is
your problem, pal ?

909
01:00:07,524 --> 01:00:10,276
I got no beef with you.
This is between me and the kid.

910
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,571
- Hey, stop it!
- He started it.

911
01:00:13,655 --> 01:00:15,740
I'm so sorry.
I have to apologize for him.

912
01:00:15,824 --> 01:00:18,368
- He suffers from this thing--
- I'm right here, four-eyes. Let's go.

913
01:00:18,451 --> 01:00:21,788
Oh, poor baby. He has to let his daddy
fight his battles for him.

914
01:00:21,871 --> 01:00:24,791
- [ Clucking ]
- He's an ass.

915
01:00:26,918 --> 01:00:30,380
[Continues Clucking]

916
01:00:32,215 --> 01:00:34,300
Pussy.

917
01:00:38,555 --> 01:00:40,473
How's it hangin', fellas ?

918
01:00:40,557 --> 01:00:42,475
Hank, I presume ?

919
01:00:44,644 --> 01:00:48,106
- Did you miss me ?
- Why don't you just send
Charlie back out here ?

920
01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:51,609
-Things were finally becoming civilized.
-Listen, Pocahontas,

921
01:00:51,651 --> 01:00:54,320
unless you put your ear to the ground,
you'll never hear the buffalo coming.

922
01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:56,573
Look, I don't know
what that means, okay ?

923
01:00:56,656 --> 01:00:58,950
It means either he's gotta
make up a battle plan,

924
01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:02,120
or old Hank's gonna have to
take over Fort Charlie for good.

925
01:01:03,371 --> 01:01:06,124
Did you just refer to yourself
in the fourth person ?

926
01:01:06,207 --> 01:01:10,337
- Holy Jesus in heaven !
It's a giant Q-Tip.
- Hank.

927
01:01:10,378 --> 01:01:12,422
What ?
I'm joking with the guy.

928
01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:15,508
Bringing a little sunshine
into his life. Careful, you'll peel.

929
01:01:16,676 --> 01:01:18,762
Do-Do you need
to see a menu ?

930
01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,431
No, thank you.
We've ordered.

931
01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,065
- That's it.
- Hey, hey, hey.

932
01:01:30,148 --> 01:01:33,485
- Hold on there, cheese tits.
Did I miss something ?
- Don't give me that shit !

933
01:01:33,568 --> 01:01:36,780
What you just did
to that kid was terrible.

934
01:01:36,863 --> 01:01:39,532
Didn't you see
the look on his face ?

935
01:01:41,701 --> 01:01:43,620
Looked a little pale,
that's all.

936
01:01:44,621 --> 01:01:47,165
He was hurt and offended.

937
01:01:47,248 --> 01:01:50,543
Well, I disagree.
But why speculate ?

938
01:01:50,627 --> 01:01:52,629
- Hey, milky, vamonos.
- Hey, no ! No, no, no.

939
01:01:52,712 --> 01:01:55,590
- Hank, no.
- Come on, BrerRabbit.
Hop down thebunny trail.

940
01:01:55,674 --> 01:01:58,593
Come on.
Epa, epa, andale.

941
01:01:58,677 --> 01:02:00,595
Listen, uh,

942
01:02:00,679 --> 01:02:03,932
were you offended in any way
by our social interaction here ?

943
01:02:03,973 --> 01:02:06,351
Y-Yeah.
Actually, I was.

944
01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:10,438
What was it,
the Q-Tip thing ?

945
01:02:10,522 --> 01:02:14,734
Actually, I was pretty much offended
by everything that you said, sir.

946
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,113
Oh.

947
01:02:20,615 --> 01:02:23,034
Sorry.

948
01:02:26,788 --> 01:02:29,791
I'm truly sorry.

949
01:02:35,505 --> 01:02:37,465
[Door Closes]

950
01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:45,390
[Folk]

951
01:02:50,812 --> 01:02:52,731
You okay ?

952
01:02:54,315 --> 01:02:57,402
You don't know what it's like,

953
01:02:57,485 --> 01:03:01,239
spendin' all those years
trapped behind a wall of politeness--

954
01:03:01,322 --> 01:03:03,908
bound and gagged.

955
01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:08,079
A dark and silent world
where nothing grows but the anger.

956
01:03:10,832 --> 01:03:12,751
All because some doll-faced demon
he married...

957
01:03:12,834 --> 01:03:15,337
I aced up her boots and did
a Nancy Sinatra on him.

958
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:18,006
Charlie had a wife ?

959
01:03:18,089 --> 01:03:21,760
[ Scoffs ]
And then some.

960
01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:25,263
I was a big piece
of the personality pie back then.

961
01:03:25,347 --> 01:03:28,391
But when she left him,
Charlie went numb...

962
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:30,393
and I went AWOL.

963
01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:34,105
Well,

964
01:03:34,189 --> 01:03:37,776
if you were such a big part
of the personality,

965
01:03:37,859 --> 01:03:40,153
then she left you too.

966
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:50,413
[ Sobbing ]
It's true.

967
01:03:50,455 --> 01:03:54,376
[ Sniffling, Wheezing ]

968
01:03:54,459 --> 01:03:56,711
She left us.

969
01:03:58,797 --> 01:04:01,216
- I loved her.
- Oh.

970
01:04:01,299 --> 01:04:05,303
[ Sniffl ing, Wheezing ]
Why did she do this ?

971
01:04:05,387 --> 01:04:09,891
I'm not a bad person.

972
01:04:09,974 --> 01:04:13,144
I'm not a bad person.

973
01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:15,563
No, no.
You're not a bad guy.

974
01:04:15,647 --> 01:04:17,899
No, you're not.

975
01:04:17,982 --> 01:04:19,943
Do you hear me, huh ?

976
01:04:20,026 --> 01:04:22,779
[ Sniffling, Wheezing ]

977
01:04:24,155 --> 01:04:27,659
You're a good person.

978
01:04:30,161 --> 01:04:32,414
You really think so ?

979
01:04:33,498 --> 01:04:35,917
Yeah, I'm starting to.

980
01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:48,388
- You know what I'm gonna do ?
- Hmm ?

981
01:04:48,471 --> 01:04:51,224
I'm gonna
make it up to Charlie.

982
01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:56,062
And I'm gonna make it up to that
sweet little circus geek in there.

983
01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:58,064
Um--

984
01:04:58,106 --> 01:05:01,735
Um, Hank ? Hank.

985
01:05:01,776 --> 01:05:04,237
Agent Boshane.
Just got lucky.

986
01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:06,906
They were spotted leaving a health food
restaurant 100 miles southeast of here.

987
01:05:06,948 --> 01:05:08,908
- Fifteen minutes, tops.
- Got it, got it.

988
01:05:16,332 --> 01:05:19,419
They got 150 cordoned off ?

989
01:05:19,502 --> 01:05:21,421
Let's fly.

990
01:05:27,469 --> 01:05:31,890
I hear you are singing
a song of the past

991
01:05:32,974 --> 01:05:35,060
I see no tears

992
01:05:35,143 --> 01:05:37,562
- [ Coughing ]
-[Continues, lndistinct]

993
01:05:40,357 --> 01:05:43,401
Can you please tell him
to stop this ?

994
01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,445
Charlie, is that you ?

995
01:05:50,116 --> 01:05:53,161
Hey, my nose.

996
01:05:53,244 --> 01:05:55,163
My nose is fixed.

997
01:05:55,246 --> 01:05:57,665
- [ Chuckling ]
- Well.

998
01:05:57,749 --> 01:05:59,668
Isn't that great ?

999
01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:01,711
How did that happen ?

1000
01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:04,047
Well, um,

1001
01:06:04,130 --> 01:06:06,049
Hankwanted to do
something nice foryou...

1002
01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:08,718
so he insisted
that we, well,

1003
01:06:08,802 --> 01:06:10,720
[ Mumbling ]
go to a plastic surgeon.

1004
01:06:10,804 --> 01:06:12,764
What did you say ?
Plastic sur--

1005
01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:14,724
- Did you say plastic surgeon ?
- Mm-hmm.

1006
01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:18,061
Oh, my God. Wh-What--
Ow ! What is this ?

1007
01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:20,105
What is this ?
What did-- Wh-- Was--

1008
01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:22,065
Uh, what is this ?

1009
01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:26,319
Hank thought thatyou kind of
had a weak chin, so--

1010
01:06:26,403 --> 01:06:29,739
What ?

1011
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:32,283
I like my chin.
I-l-l have a--

1012
01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:34,285
I like my chin.

1013
01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:39,499
It's my chin ! It's my chin !
Mine! How did you pay for it ?

1014
01:06:39,582 --> 01:06:42,085
- I loaned him the money.
- [ Yells ]

1015
01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:45,046
Who the hell areyou ?

1016
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,049
It's me, Milky.

1017
01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:56,141
Who the hell is Milky,
and what is he doing here ?

1018
01:06:56,224 --> 01:07:00,061
Uh, lrene has
a lot of people...

1019
01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:02,564
who would like to see her
in an unmarked grave.

1020
01:07:02,605 --> 01:07:05,108
And I don't think it's safe for you
to be hanging around with this.

1021
01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:09,863
Why not ? You, lrene and Hank
are my only friends.

1022
01:07:09,946 --> 01:07:12,782
But what about your family ?
Aren't they gonna missyou ?

1023
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,076
My family's all--

1024
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,288
[ Sighs ]
They're gone.

1025
01:07:18,371 --> 01:07:20,415
Oh, geez.

1026
01:07:28,673 --> 01:07:31,593
If we're taking you with us,
we can't be calling you " Milky."

1027
01:07:31,634 --> 01:07:35,972
- What's your real name ?
- Casper,
but my friends call me "Whitey."

1028
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,476
Okay.

1029
01:07:43,521 --> 01:07:48,318
I can't find
the time to tell you

1030
01:07:53,448 --> 01:07:57,869
I can't find
the time to tell you

1031
01:07:57,952 --> 01:08:00,163
Whoa.

1032
01:08:00,205 --> 01:08:02,874
Som any things to say

1033
01:08:02,957 --> 01:08:06,294
I could fit them in a book

1034
01:08:06,378 --> 01:08:08,713
 Of a thousand pages

1035
01:08:10,256 --> 01:08:12,300
[Continues, lndistinct]

1036
01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:20,392
Here you go, Mr. Murphy.
I got your car all filled up.

1037
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:23,269
Thank you, Joseph.

1038
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:27,732
- [ Trickling ]
- Oh, yeah. [ Exhales ]

1039
01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:33,071
Get your cock out of my Chrysler,
you son of a bitch !

1040
01:08:33,154 --> 01:08:35,740
What are you doing to my car?

1041
01:08:35,824 --> 01:08:39,744
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna get you!

1042
01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:48,753
I can't find
the time to tell you

1043
01:08:48,753 --> 01:08:50,088
I can't find
the time to tell you

1044
01:08:52,841 --> 01:08:56,094
I look at your pretty face

1045
01:08:56,177 --> 01:08:58,680
And l fall in love with you

1046
01:08:58,763 --> 01:09:01,224
Every time l see you

1047
01:09:01,307 --> 01:09:03,268
[Continues, lndistinct]

1048
01:09:20,785 --> 01:09:23,288
What's that on your shirt ?
Whoa.

1049
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:27,459
I'm sorry.

1050
01:09:28,710 --> 01:09:30,962
That was good.

1051
01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:33,465
Charlie,
what the hell is that ?

1052
01:09:33,548 --> 01:09:36,259
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fall for that.

1053
01:09:36,343 --> 01:09:40,055
- No, Ch-Charlie.
- Uh-uh, not me.

1054
01:09:40,138 --> 01:09:42,098
- No--
- Nice try, though.

1055
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:44,601
How dumb do I look ?

1056
01:09:48,646 --> 01:09:51,107
[ Grunting ]

1057
01:10:04,996 --> 01:10:08,124
Hey, they only had
two rooms, 19 and 20.

1058
01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:10,126
So you guys will
have to bunk up.

1059
01:10:23,181 --> 01:10:25,475
So, Whitey.

1060
01:10:26,518 --> 01:10:28,478
What happened
to your family ?

1061
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,480
I killed them.

1062
01:10:30,522 --> 01:10:33,608
Uh-Uh, come again ?

1063
01:10:33,692 --> 01:10:38,279
When I was 15, I hacked them up
with a hammer while they were sleeping--

1064
01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:42,325
Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis.

1065
01:10:44,661 --> 01:10:48,248
She was awake, my sis,

1066
01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:51,084
which I regret.

1067
01:10:52,502 --> 01:10:55,422
Yeah, well.

1068
01:10:55,505 --> 01:11:00,427
We all have family stuff.

1069
01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:03,930
That's what makes
the holidays so hard.

1070
01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:07,767
I just got released last month
on my 21st birthday.

1071
01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:11,438
To tell you the truth,
I really wasn't ready to leave,

1072
01:11:11,521 --> 01:11:14,941
but they said I had to.

1073
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:19,279
That's a fucked-up law, huh ?

1074
01:11:21,031 --> 01:11:23,950
Well, I guess they need
the extra room...

1075
01:11:24,034 --> 01:11:26,453
for the real psychos.

1076
01:11:26,536 --> 01:11:29,289
I'm gonna go next door and tryu
to make out with what's her face.

1077
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,332
- Go for it.
- All right.

1078
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:33,877
- What ?
- Yeah.

1079
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,629
He just told me that
he brutally murdered...

1080
01:11:36,713 --> 01:11:39,174
his entire family
in their sleep.

1081
01:11:39,257 --> 01:11:42,761
- Oh, my God.
- He was a juvenile.
They just let him out.

1082
01:11:44,512 --> 01:11:49,017
So, I was gonna ask you...

1083
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:52,604
if l could stay here,

1084
01:11:52,687 --> 01:11:56,066
but l can sleep in the car.

1085
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,238
That's me and my whipper snappers.

1086
01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:05,033
- I'm Dorothy.
- [ Laughing ]

1087
01:12:05,075 --> 01:12:07,911
Look at you.

1088
01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:11,581
When did you take this,
at Halloween ?

1089
01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:14,250
No,just messing
around the house.

1090
01:12:18,672 --> 01:12:21,925
You seem like a really
good dad, Charlie.

1091
01:12:25,011 --> 01:12:27,764
I tryu to be.

1092
01:12:27,806 --> 01:12:31,601
They're incredible kids.
Oh, God.

1093
01:12:31,643 --> 01:12:33,978
So happy and funny.

1094
01:12:34,062 --> 01:12:36,940
They never give me any grief.

1095
01:12:37,023 --> 01:12:40,068
They're the top three students
in their class, out of21 1 .

1096
01:12:40,151 --> 01:12:42,654
- Golly.
- I don't know where they get it from.

1097
01:12:42,696 --> 01:12:44,781
Well, that's just good genes.

1098
01:12:48,284 --> 01:12:50,370
Youknow, l don't think l--

1099
01:12:50,453 --> 01:12:54,040
No, I don't think I carryu
even one picture anymore.

1100
01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:56,376
- Why not ?
- Idon'tknow.

1101
01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:59,587
I used to, you know,
when I was younger.

1102
01:12:59,629 --> 01:13:02,257
Pictures of friends
and stuff like that.

1103
01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:05,927
I guess they just
got old and fell apart.

1104
01:13:07,637 --> 01:13:10,682
Kind of like the friend ships.

1105
01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:13,810
That's too bad.

1106
01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:19,649
[Chuckling]
Look at you.

1107
01:13:19,733 --> 01:13:22,485
I'll tell you what.
Why don'tyou keep that one ?

1108
01:13:22,527 --> 01:13:24,779
- No, Charlie, that's yours.
- Areyou kidding ?

1109
01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:26,781
- I have tons of them at home.
- No.

1110
01:13:26,865 --> 01:13:28,783
- No, I got a bunch. Come on.
- You do ?

1111
01:13:28,825 --> 01:13:30,785
Yeah.

1112
01:13:30,827 --> 01:13:34,456
Okay. Thanks.

1113
01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:38,126
You-- Thanks.

1114
01:13:52,807 --> 01:13:54,726
I'm dry.

1115
01:13:57,645 --> 01:14:00,732
You know,
I'm gonna go get a soda.

1116
01:14:00,815 --> 01:14:02,734
- Do you want a soda ?
- Sure. Okay.

1117
01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:06,071
- Okay ?
- Okay.

1118
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:14,496
- [Banging]
- [ Scoffs ]

1119
01:14:23,922 --> 01:14:25,840
[Laughing]

1120
01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:29,219
I caught that, bozo.
Not once, but twice it burned you.

1121
01:14:29,302 --> 01:14:32,055
[Laughing]

1122
01:14:33,973 --> 01:14:36,685
Give it another kick. I don't think
you're gonna get it this time.

1123
01:14:42,982 --> 01:14:46,569
- I think I just had an epiphany.
- What ?

1124
01:14:46,653 --> 01:14:50,073
That I might be able to control
this little problem ofmine.

1125
01:14:50,156 --> 01:14:52,409
Oh, how did you learn that ?

1126
01:14:52,492 --> 01:14:54,994
Well, first the Coke machine
robbedme, right ?

1127
01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:59,416
And I'm fine with that. But then,
some guy came up and laughed in my face.

1128
01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:03,253
- Oh, no.
- No, no. But that's just it, see ?

1129
01:15:03,336 --> 01:15:06,423
Just when I was starting to feel
those old familiar feelings,

1130
01:15:06,506 --> 01:15:11,094
I just took a deep breath,
counted backwards from ten
and I said to the guy,

1131
01:15:11,177 --> 01:15:14,931
" Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is
not helping me right now."

1132
01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:17,934
And he said, "l'm sorry,
I didn't mean to make fun."

1133
01:15:17,976 --> 01:15:20,854
And that was it.
I helped him with his luggage.

1134
01:15:20,937 --> 01:15:24,107
- Really ? Well, that's great.
- Yes.

1135
01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:26,443
- [ Sighs ]
- And you got the Cokes.

1136
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:29,946
Hey. Just a little rap on the side
ofthe machine and presto.

1137
01:15:31,781 --> 01:15:34,284
Maybe that's it though,
you know ?

1138
01:15:35,326 --> 01:15:37,328
Look what I found in my bag.

1139
01:15:37,412 --> 01:15:40,540
Oh, no. Oh, boy.

1140
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,876
What do you think ?
Doyou ?

1141
01:15:42,959 --> 01:15:44,836
Well, under the right circumstances,
sure, I could tip a few. Okay.

1142
01:15:44,836 --> 01:15:47,756
Well, under the right circumstances,
sure, I could tip a few. Okay.

1143
01:15:48,006 --> 01:15:50,383
- And these are the right circumstances.
- Okay.

1144
01:15:50,467 --> 01:15:53,219
- All right.
- Here we go.

1145
01:15:53,303 --> 01:15:56,389
-  Celebrate good times, come on 
- Oh, well.

1146
01:15:56,473 --> 01:15:58,391
Oh, that must be mine.

1147
01:16:15,158 --> 01:16:17,077
[ Groaning ]

1148
01:16:29,673 --> 01:16:31,591
Ow.

1149
01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:52,904
Oh, geez.

1150
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:54,906
Oh, God.

1151
01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:56,908
Oh, my God !

1152
01:17:12,632 --> 01:17:14,718
Irene.

1153
01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:17,053
Hmm ?

1154
01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:17,929
Why am I peeing like I was
up all night having sex ?

1155
01:17:17,929 --> 01:17:19,931
Why am I peeing like I was
up all night having sex ?

1156
01:17:21,391 --> 01:17:24,102
[Narrator] Well, seems old Hank
had pulled a fast one.

1157
01:17:24,144 --> 01:17:26,396
And if that
wasn't bad enough,

1158
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:29,274
there was more trouble
right around the corner.

1159
01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:35,780
I want everybody to stay put
and wait for my orders.

1160
01:17:35,864 --> 01:17:38,241
You mean to tell me you couldn't tell
the difference between us ?

1161
01:17:38,324 --> 01:17:40,618
Are you serious ?

1162
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:42,996
Who the hell could ?

1163
01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:45,290
A sober person, for one.

1164
01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:48,251
So we had some drinks.

1165
01:17:55,342 --> 01:17:57,302
Well, look who joined the party.

1166
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:01,681
Did you have fun ?

1167
01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:04,392
Oh, yes I did !
Oh, yes I did !

1168
01:18:04,476 --> 01:18:07,771
So I guess old Hanky-panky
wasn't enough for you, huh ?

1169
01:18:08,980 --> 01:18:12,192
It wasn't for me.

1170
01:18:13,485 --> 01:18:15,528
[ Sobbing ]

1171
01:18:15,612 --> 01:18:18,239
- Now, you're sure this is the woman ?
- Absolutely.

1172
01:18:18,323 --> 01:18:20,241
When my boyfriend Scooter
brought in the morning paper,

1173
01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:22,452
I recognized her right away.

1174
01:18:24,829 --> 01:18:27,207
Thanks a lot.
Scooter.

1175
01:18:34,506 --> 01:18:37,425
Hey, look, Starsky and Hutch.
Look, man, how about this, man ?
This is the plan, look.

1176
01:18:37,509 --> 01:18:40,261
Why don'tyou let us talk to our dad so
this ain't gotta be no big thing, man ?

1177
01:18:40,345 --> 01:18:43,098
Thanks, fellas, but this is
the end of the line foryou.

1178
01:18:43,181 --> 01:18:45,517
Now, offiicer Stubie's gonna
drive you back to the chopper.

1179
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:48,937
What ? You brung us all the way
down here for us to leave now ?

1180
01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:51,147
Man, yeah. That don't make
no motherfuckin' sense.

1181
01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:53,441
Well, you guys have
done all you can do.

1182
01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:55,694
This is strictly a police
matter from here on in.

1183
01:18:55,777 --> 01:18:57,946
Wait.
It maybe a police matter to you,

1184
01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:01,366
but the police don't matter shit
to me when it's my daddy in there.

1185
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:03,451
I said you're getting
the hell out ofhere.

1186
01:19:03,535 --> 01:19:05,453
That's the end of it.

1187
01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:09,416
Guys, look, I'm sorry.

1188
01:19:09,457 --> 01:19:11,376
I hate to admit it,
but this time he's right.

1189
01:19:11,459 --> 01:19:13,378
You can't be here.
It's a liability thing.

1190
01:19:13,461 --> 01:19:16,047
- Hey, man,
he's the motherfuckin' liability.
- Don't worryaboutit.

1191
01:19:16,131 --> 01:19:19,050
This is my investigation. I promiseyou
there will be no bloodshed.

1192
01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:21,052
I promise.

1193
01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:23,054
Come on, guys.

1194
01:19:23,096 --> 01:19:25,890
Let's go.

1195
01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:27,976
[WaterRunning]

1196
01:19:28,059 --> 01:19:30,270
You okay, Charlie ?

1197
01:19:30,353 --> 01:19:34,149
Uh, yeah. I'm just, uh,

1198
01:19:34,232 --> 01:19:36,234
freshening up.

1199
01:19:40,739 --> 01:19:42,657
How do you want
to handle it ?

1200
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,746
I say we storm the place
and start shooting.

1201
01:19:47,787 --> 01:19:49,748
But what if he's unarmed ?

1202
01:19:49,789 --> 01:19:51,791
Plant a gun on him afterwards.

1203
01:19:57,339 --> 01:19:59,424
Don't fuck it up this time.

1204
01:20:21,696 --> 01:20:24,157
Agent Boshane.

1205
01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:27,786
It's Stubie.
He's got Baileygates and the girl.

1206
01:20:27,827 --> 01:20:29,788
What ?

1207
01:20:34,376 --> 01:20:36,336
This is Boshane.
What's going on ?

1208
01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:38,463
I caught them out on 1 34
in a stolen vehicle.

1209
01:20:38,546 --> 01:20:40,507
Baileygates and the girl.
I got them.

1210
01:20:40,548 --> 01:20:43,301
Officer Stubie, I don't wantyou
to attempt to move them alone,
you hear me ?

1211
01:20:43,385 --> 01:20:45,345
Don't move them.
We'll be right there.

1212
01:20:45,428 --> 01:20:47,347
In your car, come on.

1213
01:20:49,182 --> 01:20:51,101
We sure is sorryu
about this, Offiicer.

1214
01:20:51,184 --> 01:20:53,436
But our daddy always told us
to trust our instinct,

1215
01:20:53,478 --> 01:20:56,147
and our instinct is tellin' us
something don't smell right.

1216
01:20:56,231 --> 01:20:58,775
- Come on, let's roll.
- You guys are making a big mistake.

1217
01:20:58,817 --> 01:21:01,778
'Cause I promise you,
when I find your old man,

1218
01:21:01,861 --> 01:21:04,114
I'm personally gonna fuck him up.

1219
01:21:07,867 --> 01:21:10,370
Now, why did you go and say
something like that for, huh ?

1220
01:21:10,453 --> 01:21:13,790
Lee Harvey, what's the diameter
of a chicken egg ?

1221
01:21:13,873 --> 01:21:16,626
- 4.08 centimeters.
- No, no. What's that in inches ?

1222
01:21:16,668 --> 01:21:18,795
1 .61 , man. What the fuck
you gettin' at, man ?

1223
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:21,840
I got ten bucks say
I can squeeze a chicken egg
up his ass without it breakin'.

1224
01:21:21,923 --> 01:21:25,468
Man, youcan't put no chicken egg up his
ass. Look at him. He's a tight-ass.

1225
01:21:25,552 --> 01:21:28,346
- No, it can be done. Right on.
- Yo, I'll take that bet.

1226
01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:30,015
Pull your ass out.

1227
01:21:30,056 --> 01:21:32,142
[ Tires Squealing ]

1228
01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:42,027
I'll tell you one thing. Ifl didn't
have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

1229
01:21:42,152 --> 01:21:44,696
What are we gonna do
about Whitey ?

1230
01:21:44,779 --> 01:21:47,198
Take a guess.
We're going on without him.

1231
01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:49,200
Moody.

1232
01:21:49,284 --> 01:21:51,202
Yeah, well, I didn't have
the fun you had last night.

1233
01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:54,372
I just got the hangover
and the swollen prostate.

1234
01:21:54,456 --> 01:21:56,374
Doyou have any cash left
from when we checked in ?

1235
01:21:56,458 --> 01:22:00,045
- Yes, 60 bucks, but it's Whitey's.
- Yeah, well.

1236
01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:03,715
Bad things happen to people who kill
their familywith a hammer.

1237
01:22:08,636 --> 01:22:10,555
I'm payin'
but it's under protest.

1238
01:22:10,638 --> 01:22:12,891
- Come on. It was close enough.
- Yeah, whatever.

1239
01:22:15,894 --> 01:22:17,896
- Shit.
- Hey, give me the police scanner, man,

1240
01:22:17,979 --> 01:22:19,856
- so we can find out
what the fuck's going on.
- All right.

1241
01:22:30,658 --> 01:22:33,078
- Well, motherfucker,
you speak German, don'tyou ?
- Motherfucker, I can speak it.

1242
01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:37,248
-I didn't say I could
read the shit all that good.
-You's a motherfuckin' disgrace.

1243
01:22:37,332 --> 01:22:40,585
[ Speaking German ]

1244
01:22:46,591 --> 01:22:49,552
- Then get this motherfucker
off the ground !
- All right, all right, all right.

1245
01:22:49,594 --> 01:22:51,096
[ Together]
Whoa, shit !

1246
01:22:51,096 --> 01:22:51,554
[ Together]
Whoa, shit !

1247
01:22:51,638 --> 01:22:55,058
[Sirens Approaching]

1248
01:23:03,441 --> 01:23:05,402
Oh !

1249
01:23:05,443 --> 01:23:07,445
- Oh.
- [ Clucking ]

1250
01:23:07,529 --> 01:23:10,699
[ Shouting ]
Oh,Jesus !

1251
01:23:13,952 --> 01:23:17,539
Would somebody get this goddamn chicken
out of my ass, please ?

1252
01:23:17,622 --> 01:23:19,749
[ Groaning ]

1253
01:23:31,469 --> 01:23:33,430
Stay back.
We'll do it alone.

1254
01:23:33,513 --> 01:23:35,432
I'll take 19, you take 20.

1255
01:23:35,515 --> 01:23:37,767
Stay back !

1256
01:23:39,352 --> 01:23:43,648
Some turn out a hundred grand

1257
01:23:43,690 --> 01:23:45,817
-[Continues, lndistinct]
- Goddamn it !

1258
01:23:48,987 --> 01:23:52,240
Sons of bitches. I'll show 'em.
Sons of bitches.

1259
01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,660
I need a gun and lots of ammo.

1260
01:23:55,744 --> 01:23:59,581
Whoa, sorry.
72-hour wait, federal law.

1261
01:23:59,664 --> 01:24:02,083
How far am I from Rhode lsland ?

1262
01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,252
Four or five hours.

1263
01:24:04,336 --> 01:24:07,881
I got a map of New England
if you want it, $1 .95.

1264
01:24:09,341 --> 01:24:12,344
- Here's a five. Keep the change.
- Thanks.

1265
01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:23,438
[Phone Ringing]

1266
01:24:23,521 --> 01:24:26,107
- Hello.
- Finneran, it's Charlie.

1267
01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:29,152
Charlie, you are in deep shit.
Where the hell areyou ?

1268
01:24:29,235 --> 01:24:31,946
Listen, you gotta get a message
to the colonel for me.

1269
01:24:32,030 --> 01:24:34,449
But no one outside the department
can know about this, all right ?

1270
01:24:34,532 --> 01:24:36,493
'Cause this is deep.

1271
01:24:36,576 --> 01:24:40,121
4:30, South County Train Station,
bring plenty of backup.

1272
01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:42,123
You've got it.
And don't worry,

1273
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:44,542
nobody outside the department
will hear about this.

1274
01:24:44,626 --> 01:24:46,586
Watch yourself, buddy, okay ?

1275
01:24:46,628 --> 01:24:49,172
[ Beeps ]

1276
01:24:49,255 --> 01:24:52,050
4:30, eh ?
Thanks for notifying us, Offiicer.

1277
01:24:52,133 --> 01:24:54,719
No, you've been
a really big help.

1278
01:24:54,803 --> 01:24:57,222
- You stay close.
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:24:58,306 --> 01:25:00,392
- Excuse me.
- Huh ?

1280
01:25:01,476 --> 01:25:03,436
Where's Dickie ?

1281
01:25:03,478 --> 01:25:05,438
He's waiting
for us in Boston.

1282
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:08,775
I think it's about time
our little rich boy got his hands dirty.

1283
01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:12,779
So, tell me.

1284
01:25:12,821 --> 01:25:15,407
How was, uh, Mr. Wonderful ?

1285
01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:21,287
This is getting really ridiculous,
Charlie, so just let it go.

1286
01:25:21,329 --> 01:25:23,248
You know, I turn my back
for one minute,

1287
01:25:23,331 --> 01:25:25,375
and you stick it
up my ass, literally.

1288
01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:28,586
For your information,
you stuck it in your own ass !

1289
01:25:29,671 --> 01:25:31,756
Oh, don't turn this
around on me, okay ?

1290
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,134
You're the one
that can't keep your legs closed.

1291
01:25:43,852 --> 01:25:45,729
Why are you doing this ?

1292
01:25:45,770 --> 01:25:47,897
Because I like you !

1293
01:25:52,610 --> 01:25:54,571
What ?

1294
01:25:58,158 --> 01:26:00,994
I like you.

1295
01:26:10,503 --> 01:26:13,423
I like you.

1296
01:26:13,506 --> 01:26:15,925
Well, you shouldn't, Charlie.

1297
01:26:16,968 --> 01:26:20,597
I'm just a ditz.

1298
01:26:20,638 --> 01:26:22,599
A ditz ? What are
you talking about ?

1299
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:27,270
You're 27 years old. You're the
superintendent ofa major golfresort.

1300
01:26:27,354 --> 01:26:32,442
Uh, yeah, well, I kind offudged
my resume a little bit to get thatjob.

1301
01:26:32,525 --> 01:26:34,486
Oh ?

1302
01:26:34,527 --> 01:26:38,114
Look, I don't know the first thing
about running a golfcourse, Charlie.

1303
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:40,158
I'm a model.

1304
01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:44,162
- Huh ?
- I moved to New York.

1305
01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:46,706
But none ofit worked out,
so then I tried to be an actress.

1306
01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:51,878
I got this eating disorder
where I gained, like, 20 pounds.

1307
01:26:51,961 --> 01:26:53,880
That's not that bad.

1308
01:26:53,963 --> 01:26:56,049
- In a week.
- Oh.

1309
01:26:56,132 --> 01:26:58,843
So I kind oflost
my self-respect.

1310
01:26:58,927 --> 01:27:03,056
Before you know it, I had
70-year-old guys trying to support me,

1311
01:27:03,139 --> 01:27:06,059
and I just really didn't like
who I was becoming.

1312
01:27:08,937 --> 01:27:14,234
God, I've made so many mistakes.

1313
01:27:15,318 --> 01:27:18,738
Irene.

1314
01:27:18,822 --> 01:27:22,992
You didn't know
what Dickie was up to, did you ?

1315
01:27:24,327 --> 01:27:27,247
I may be a ditz,
but I'm not a crook.

1316
01:27:39,509 --> 01:27:42,762
 When we met
light was shed

1317
01:27:42,846 --> 01:27:45,724
 Thoughts free flow
you said

1318
01:27:45,765 --> 01:27:48,727
 You've got something

1319
01:27:48,768 --> 01:27:51,229
Deep inside of you

1320
01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:54,691
A wind chime voice sound

1321
01:27:54,774 --> 01:27:57,360
 The sway of your hips
round rings true

1322
01:27:57,444 --> 01:27:59,904
-[Continues, lndistinct]
- My ass is really sore.

1323
01:27:59,946 --> 01:28:03,616
Echoes deep inside of you

1324
01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:06,703
[Continues]

1325
01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:14,419
Wow.

1326
01:28:16,129 --> 01:28:18,256
I never get tired
of hearing that.

1327
01:28:34,189 --> 01:28:36,608
Hey.

1328
01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:38,610
Oh, hey.
I'm looking for my friends.

1329
01:28:38,651 --> 01:28:40,945
A pretty little blonde
and a tall guy with a buzz cut.

1330
01:28:40,987 --> 01:28:42,947
- Cabin " E."
- Thanks a lot.

1331
01:28:53,667 --> 01:28:56,294
Shh. Don't make a sound.

1332
01:28:56,336 --> 01:28:59,798
I don't know anything, and that's
exactly what I told the police.

1333
01:28:59,839 --> 01:29:01,966
-Iswear.
-Shut up, lrene ! Youjust listen to me.

1334
01:29:02,008 --> 01:29:03,968
Maybe we can
work something out.

1335
01:29:07,847 --> 01:29:11,476
Time to face the music, Mozart.
And a-one, and a-two, and--

1336
01:29:15,021 --> 01:29:17,816
[ Yowling ]

1337
01:29:32,372 --> 01:29:34,958
Warden, I want my own cell.

1338
01:29:36,209 --> 01:29:38,336
Oh, great, you again.

1339
01:29:40,213 --> 01:29:41,840
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?
- It's Dickie.

1340
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,883
- What tree did
this sap ooze out of?
- It's Dickie.

1341
01:29:43,967 --> 01:29:47,387
- It's the guy who got me
into all this crap ! Yeah.
- Oh, your golfbuddy ?

1342
01:29:47,429 --> 01:29:49,931
- I hope he doesn't mind
ifl play through.
- Knock it off, Hank.

1343
01:29:49,973 --> 01:29:52,726
- Okay, turn around.
I'll play the back nine.
- Stop it !

1344
01:29:52,809 --> 01:29:55,687
Come on, he couldn't have chewed up
the greens that badly.

1345
01:29:55,770 --> 01:29:58,023
- Get away from me !
- Whoa.

1346
01:29:58,106 --> 01:30:00,150
He hasn't played the course
in a long time, okay ?

1347
01:30:00,233 --> 01:30:02,152
It was Charlie who was putting.

1348
01:30:02,235 --> 01:30:04,279
- Charlie ?
- Yeah, that's right.

1349
01:30:04,362 --> 01:30:07,323
He might not be long off the tee, but
he's got a pretty good up and down game.

1350
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:10,493
What the hell is that supp-- Can we
just speak English for a second here ?

1351
01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:14,372
I never wanted to sleep with you,
Hank, okay ? You tricked me.

1352
01:30:14,456 --> 01:30:16,416
Yeah, that's right.
I did trickyou.

1353
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:19,127
It was deceitful.
It was disgusting and despicable.

1354
01:30:19,169 --> 01:30:21,963
But just this once,
try to look at it from my side.

1355
01:30:22,047 --> 01:30:25,425
- I was horny.
- Oh, God.

1356
01:30:25,508 --> 01:30:27,719
You are such an asshole !

1357
01:30:27,802 --> 01:30:30,388
Come on. Don't be mad,
my little pussy fart.

1358
01:30:34,267 --> 01:30:36,686
Now, I warned you
about that, buddy.

1359
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:39,939
Warned me about what ?

1360
01:30:40,023 --> 01:30:41,858
Charlie ?

1361
01:30:41,941 --> 01:30:44,069
Uh-huh.

1362
01:30:44,152 --> 01:30:46,863
Providence, Rhode lsland.
Ten-minute stop.

1363
01:30:46,946 --> 01:30:49,699
- Did you--
- What ?

1364
01:30:49,783 --> 01:30:52,243
- What the hell is going on here ?
- Hank was coming on to me again.

1365
01:30:52,327 --> 01:30:55,538
Hank ? Damn it.

1366
01:30:55,622 --> 01:30:57,540
I am so sick of that guy.

1367
01:30:57,707 --> 01:30:59,542
Okay, Hank,
come on out here.

1368
01:30:59,626 --> 01:31:02,045
Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way. Come on !

1369
01:31:02,128 --> 01:31:05,131
I may not be tough, but, damn it,
I can get good and mad !

1370
01:31:05,215 --> 01:31:07,717
- Come on!
- Stop it, man. You're scaring me.

1371
01:31:07,759 --> 01:31:09,719
What's the matter with you ?

1372
01:31:09,803 --> 01:31:11,721
Let's get off. Let's get off
before he wakes up. Come on.

1373
01:31:11,805 --> 01:31:15,016
I'm not through with you, buster.
I'm not through with you !

1374
01:31:21,981 --> 01:31:24,025
What's the matter, Hank ? Afraid
to pick on someone your own size ?

1375
01:31:26,277 --> 01:31:28,905
Areyou okay ?

1376
01:31:28,988 --> 01:31:30,907
Whathappened?

1377
01:31:30,990 --> 01:31:32,909
That was dirty.

1378
01:31:32,992 --> 01:31:35,704
All right. Come on.
Where are you ?

1379
01:31:35,787 --> 01:31:37,914
Where are you ?
Here I am.

1380
01:31:37,997 --> 01:31:39,916
Oh, you bastard.

1381
01:31:41,543 --> 01:31:43,461
[ Grunting ]

1382
01:31:43,545 --> 01:31:45,505
Stop it,
you're gonna kill him !

1383
01:31:45,588 --> 01:31:48,717
[Banging, Grunting Continue]

1384
01:31:48,758 --> 01:31:51,720
You're choking me.

1385
01:31:51,761 --> 01:31:53,722
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Charlie,
don't break it. Don't break it.

1386
01:31:53,763 --> 01:31:56,766
Get on your knees and beg me.
Upyours. I beg--

1387
01:31:56,850 --> 01:31:59,769
[ Cracking ]

1388
01:32:03,773 --> 01:32:06,401
On your feet, Opie.
We're gonna have some fun.

1389
01:32:06,484 --> 01:32:09,029
Irene.

1390
01:32:09,112 --> 01:32:11,239
Irene.

1391
01:32:12,782 --> 01:32:15,952
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie
Baileygates. Wanna see myweasel ?

1392
01:32:16,036 --> 01:32:18,204
[ Screaming ]

1393
01:32:18,288 --> 01:32:20,540
[ Panting ]

1394
01:32:21,624 --> 01:32:23,626
Free hot dogs here.
All you can eat.

1395
01:32:23,626 --> 01:32:25,628
Getyour foot-long
and a bag ofnuts.

1396
01:32:25,670 --> 01:32:29,632
No, don't listen to him !
It's not me. It's Hank.

1397
01:32:34,346 --> 01:32:37,807
Come back here, Hank.
I'm not through with you !

1398
01:32:37,849 --> 01:32:41,519
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Laughing, Groaning ]

1399
01:32:44,981 --> 01:32:47,734
Had enough ? Upyours.

1400
01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:54,157
Stop it, you two !
Stop it !

1401
01:32:58,703 --> 01:33:00,330
It's Gerke !
Come on !

1402
01:33:00,372 --> 01:33:03,667
All right, Hank, truce.
For now, fucker.

1403
01:33:09,339 --> 01:33:12,008
[Man] Watch out!
He's gotagun !

1404
01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:14,344
I'll follow the girl.
You get Baileygates.

1405
01:33:21,017 --> 01:33:23,436
Police officer !
Everybody down !

1406
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:26,231
Get down !

1407
01:33:26,314 --> 01:33:28,650
Ow !

1408
01:33:31,528 --> 01:33:33,530
Get out of the way.

1409
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,618
[ Panting ]
Hank, we're shot.

1410
01:33:38,702 --> 01:33:40,620
Come on, you pussy.
It'sjust a flesh wound. Look.

1411
01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:42,706
[ Screaming ]

1412
01:33:51,381 --> 01:33:54,050
Look, there's
keys in the car.

1413
01:33:54,134 --> 01:33:56,720
No, I can't go on.

1414
01:33:58,304 --> 01:34:01,141
I think--
[ Groaning ]

1415
01:34:01,224 --> 01:34:04,769
I think I'm gonna faint.

1416
01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:06,771
[ People Screaming ]

1417
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:15,280
Do you mean to say
that I gotta carry your sorry ass ?

1418
01:34:15,321 --> 01:34:18,074
All right.

1419
01:34:18,158 --> 01:34:21,119
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.

1420
01:34:24,330 --> 01:34:27,417
Jesus, you're heavy.

1421
01:34:32,339 --> 01:34:34,341
Get in there.

1422
01:34:38,470 --> 01:34:41,264
[Folk Rock]

1423
01:34:41,348 --> 01:34:43,641
And we're gone.

1424
01:34:45,977 --> 01:34:49,105
Oh, shit!
Don't worry about him.

1425
01:34:52,192 --> 01:34:54,819
Hank, what have you done ?

1426
01:34:54,903 --> 01:34:58,365
Oh, my God !
Don't you just love it.

1427
01:35:01,785 --> 01:35:06,247
It's a strange condition

1428
01:35:06,331 --> 01:35:09,084
A day in prison

1429
01:35:09,125 --> 01:35:11,795
- Move it.
-It's got me out of my head

1430
01:35:11,878 --> 01:35:15,799
And l don't know
what l came for

1431
01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:19,427
You are a sick pup.

1432
01:35:19,511 --> 01:35:22,639
Yeah, well, it takes one to know one.
What are you doing ?

1433
01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:25,517
- Hank ! [ Grunting ]
- [ Honking ]

1434
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,936
Ever been bitch-slapped ?

1435
01:35:28,019 --> 01:35:31,898
[ Sobbing ] I'm gonna kill you,
Hank, I swear to God.

1436
01:35:31,981 --> 01:35:35,568
Arrivederci, deadwood.
No !

1437
01:35:37,362 --> 01:35:40,281
 'Cause I want to know

1438
01:35:41,908 --> 01:35:46,037
And it's a strange condition

1439
01:35:46,121 --> 01:35:49,874
A day in prison

1440
01:35:49,958 --> 01:35:51,876
 You got me out of my head

1441
01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:55,755
And l don't know
what l came for

1442
01:35:58,049 --> 01:36:02,345
And l want you to know

1443
01:36:16,151 --> 01:36:19,738
 [ Whistling ]

1444
01:36:22,490 --> 01:36:24,409
What the hell areyou
still doing here ?

1445
01:36:24,743 --> 01:36:27,662
You can't just throw me away, Hank.
We're in this together.

1446
01:36:34,169 --> 01:36:36,087
Pritchard.

1447
01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:39,257
Cover the other end.
I want Charlie arrested on sight.

1448
01:36:57,942 --> 01:36:59,903
[Punch Lands, Thud]

1449
01:37:14,292 --> 01:37:17,087
Hey, lrene.
You just keep walking now.

1450
01:37:19,964 --> 01:37:22,676
- [ Tires Squealing ]
- [ Horn Honking ]

1451
01:37:28,473 --> 01:37:30,767
Irene ?

1452
01:37:30,809 --> 01:37:32,769
Irene ?

1453
01:37:35,980 --> 01:37:38,274
Hold it, Baileygates.
You're coming with me.

1454
01:37:38,358 --> 01:37:41,319
- Not now, Finneran.
- Yes, now !

1455
01:37:42,821 --> 01:37:44,698
That was me.

1456
01:37:44,781 --> 01:37:47,033
Yeah, big deal. The guy's got
a glassjaw. Shut up, Hank !

1457
01:37:47,117 --> 01:37:49,035
- You know, you're so--
- Hank!

1458
01:37:49,119 --> 01:37:50,954
Hank !

1459
01:37:51,079 --> 01:37:53,164
Hey, let her go !

1460
01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:56,334
She asked for me, asshole.
Big deal.

1461
01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:03,133
Dickie, you know
I don't know anything.

1462
01:38:03,216 --> 01:38:05,135
Shut up, lrene.
It's too late.

1463
01:38:12,892 --> 01:38:15,729
Hank !

1464
01:38:15,812 --> 01:38:18,148
Hank!

1465
01:38:18,231 --> 01:38:20,150
- No way.
- Come on.

1466
01:38:20,233 --> 01:38:22,652
[ Yelling ]

1467
01:38:28,241 --> 01:38:31,536
- [ Bridge Creaking ]
- Oh, no, water.

1468
01:38:31,619 --> 01:38:34,873
Yeah, she's pretty much screwed.
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.

1469
01:38:34,914 --> 01:38:36,875
No, we're doing this.

1470
01:38:36,916 --> 01:38:39,210
[ Grunting ]

1471
01:38:39,252 --> 01:38:41,212
Hey.

1472
01:38:41,254 --> 01:38:45,300
Hank, what are you doing ?
Give me the leg.

1473
01:38:45,383 --> 01:38:47,719
- Whoa ! Hank, hurry !
- [Creaking]

1474
01:38:49,095 --> 01:38:51,389
This is my body !

1475
01:38:51,431 --> 01:38:53,641
Doyou understand that ?

1476
01:38:53,725 --> 01:38:55,643
I'm calling the shots
from now on, Hank.

1477
01:38:55,727 --> 01:38:57,645
I don't need you
to fight my battles for me.

1478
01:38:57,729 --> 01:38:59,647
If you can back down
from something this important,

1479
01:38:59,731 --> 01:39:01,649
you're nothing at all.

1480
01:39:01,733 --> 01:39:04,569
You're nothing at all !

1481
01:39:04,611 --> 01:39:06,571
[ Creaking ]

1482
01:39:09,199 --> 01:39:11,159
[ Chuckling ]
I got my leg back.

1483
01:39:11,242 --> 01:39:13,703
Oh, no. Hank !

1484
01:39:13,787 --> 01:39:15,789
I'm coming, lrene.

1485
01:39:15,872 --> 01:39:17,916
[ Yells ]

1486
01:39:19,292 --> 01:39:21,378
Hank ! No !

1487
01:39:21,419 --> 01:39:24,756
It's okay, lrene.

1488
01:39:24,798 --> 01:39:28,093
Hank's gone.
It's me, Charlie.

1489
01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:30,095
Charlie ?

1490
01:39:30,136 --> 01:39:32,764
Uh, maybe you should
go back and get help.

1491
01:39:32,806 --> 01:39:34,766
No, I can handle it.

1492
01:39:36,476 --> 01:39:39,270
I'm warning you, pal.
You're gonna get hurt.

1493
01:39:40,814 --> 01:39:43,525
- [ Creaking ]
- Be careful, Charlie.

1494
01:39:43,608 --> 01:39:46,569
-Just do what he says, Charlie.
- Back off, back off !

1495
01:39:46,653 --> 01:39:49,280
-Just turn around. Now !
- Take it easy, Dickie.

1496
01:39:49,322 --> 01:39:51,366
- Take it easy.
- [ Creaking ]

1497
01:39:51,449 --> 01:39:53,702
There's nowhere to go.

1498
01:39:53,785 --> 01:39:55,704
Come on, Dickie.

1499
01:39:55,787 --> 01:39:57,997
Give me the gun.

1500
01:39:58,081 --> 01:40:02,293
Come on. Come on.

1501
01:40:02,335 --> 01:40:05,588
That's it.
Nice and easy.

1502
01:40:06,798 --> 01:40:09,467
[ Screaming ]

1503
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,680
[ Screaming ]

1504
01:40:16,808 --> 01:40:18,810
Where's my thumb ?

1505
01:40:18,852 --> 01:40:21,187
That's kidnapping and assault.
You know that, don'tyou ?

1506
01:40:21,271 --> 01:40:23,314
- Well, why stop there ?
- No !

1507
01:40:23,356 --> 01:40:26,568
- [ Grunts ]
- Oh, God.

1508
01:40:27,777 --> 01:40:31,781
- Whitey !
- Rock 'n' roll !

1509
01:40:33,158 --> 01:40:35,994
[ Screaming ]

1510
01:40:38,038 --> 01:40:39,914
Irene ?

1511
01:40:39,998 --> 01:40:42,459
Irene!

1512
01:40:55,305 --> 01:40:57,474
Irene !

1513
01:41:06,566 --> 01:41:09,903
Irene !

1514
01:41:15,492 --> 01:41:20,080
- Irene, lrene.
- What ? What ? Oh, my God. Ow.

1515
01:41:20,163 --> 01:41:22,749
[Helicopter Approaching]

1516
01:41:22,832 --> 01:41:24,751
[ Moaning, Gurgling ]

1517
01:41:29,339 --> 01:41:31,341
Keep going.
Bring it down, bring it down.

1518
01:41:31,424 --> 01:41:35,136
- Look at that.
- We're coming, Daddy.
We're coming, man.

1519
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:37,972
It's my kids !

1520
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:44,979
Come on, Daddy !
Grab ahold of that motherfucker, man !

1521
01:41:45,063 --> 01:41:48,983
[Hip-hop]

1522
01:42:01,830 --> 01:42:04,249
I always dance with a lady
gets me there every time

1523
01:42:04,332 --> 01:42:07,085
 On the road to recovery, shit,
I think we missed the damn sign

1524
01:42:07,168 --> 01:42:09,087
[Continues, lndistinct]

1525
01:42:09,170 --> 01:42:11,089
So, how's my thumb
looking, Doc ?

1526
01:42:11,172 --> 01:42:13,091
I'll let you know when I find it.

1527
01:42:14,175 --> 01:42:16,428
- Irene, Charlie.
- Hey.

1528
01:42:16,511 --> 01:42:19,931
- This is Agent Steve Parfitt, F.B.I.
Old friend.
- Nice to see you.

1529
01:42:20,015 --> 01:42:22,851
You must be awfully
proud of these maniacs.

1530
01:42:22,934 --> 01:42:26,855
Oh, I am.

1531
01:42:26,938 --> 01:42:30,775
- Yeah, you know, we're proud
of this motherfucker too.
- Oh. [ Chuckling ]

1532
01:42:30,859 --> 01:42:33,611
- It's good to see you're safe, Dad.
I'll tell you that.
- Yeah.

1533
01:42:33,695 --> 01:42:36,114
[Narrator] The colonel informed them
that all the guilty parties...

1534
01:42:36,197 --> 01:42:38,575
had been apprehended.

1535
01:42:38,658 --> 01:42:40,702
Gerke was arraigned
at a Providence hospital,

1536
01:42:40,785 --> 01:42:45,206
and Agent Boshane had been arrested
at the train station in New London.

1537
01:42:45,290 --> 01:42:49,210
But Charlie Baileygates
had other things on his mind.

1538
01:42:49,294 --> 01:42:52,172
- Charlie, nicely done.
- Thanks, Sea Bass.

1539
01:42:53,465 --> 01:42:56,217
Hey, Whitey.
Listen, I just wanted to tell you...

1540
01:42:56,301 --> 01:42:58,386
that I really appreciate
everything you did for me.

1541
01:42:58,470 --> 01:43:00,680
I owe you a huge one.

1542
01:43:00,722 --> 01:43:04,392
And I'm truly sorry
that you had to kill again.

1543
01:43:04,476 --> 01:43:06,936
It must be really
messing with your head.

1544
01:43:07,020 --> 01:43:10,357
- I never killed anyone before.
- What ?

1545
01:43:10,398 --> 01:43:13,068
Look, you were an admitted schizo
who was wanted for murder...

1546
01:43:13,151 --> 01:43:17,072
and you were laying in bed next to me
gabbin' like a 16-year-old girl
on the telephone.

1547
01:43:17,155 --> 01:43:19,324
You freaked me out, man.

1548
01:43:19,407 --> 01:43:23,161
But what about your family ?
How did they die ?

1549
01:43:23,244 --> 01:43:26,081
I never said they were dead.

1550
01:43:26,122 --> 01:43:30,794
I said they were gone.
They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.

1551
01:43:30,877 --> 01:43:33,797
Look at me. I wouldn't last
two minutes out in the desert.

1552
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:37,092
Hey, your bandage is wet.

1553
01:43:37,175 --> 01:43:40,428
Oh, yeah ?
Well, maybe it's time to come off.

1554
01:43:40,512 --> 01:43:42,764
I'm surprised
it's held on this long.

1555
01:43:44,182 --> 01:43:46,101
Hey, that's not so bad.

1556
01:43:46,184 --> 01:43:51,189
Hey, Daddy. We just wanted to say
thatyou-- Holy shit.

1557
01:43:51,272 --> 01:43:54,234
Look, Daddy got
a goddamn butthole on his face.

1558
01:43:54,275 --> 01:43:58,738
- All Laughing]
- Oh, boy. Here we go.

1559
01:43:58,822 --> 01:44:01,282
He sure is
a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker.

1560
01:44:01,366 --> 01:44:03,284
Hey, Daddy, man.
Look, man.

1561
01:44:03,368 --> 01:44:05,203
Now you can blow your nose
and wipe your ass at the same damn time.

1562
01:44:13,003 --> 01:44:15,422
You know what I'm saying ?
Oh, shit.

1563
01:44:23,638 --> 01:44:26,433
- So.
- So.

1564
01:44:26,474 --> 01:44:28,768
How did your meeting
with the shrink go ?

1565
01:44:28,852 --> 01:44:31,813
Oh, wonderful.
A clean bill of health.

1566
01:44:31,896 --> 01:44:33,815
- Yeah ?
-Just anotherwell-rounded individual.

1567
01:44:33,898 --> 01:44:37,736
That's great, Charlie.
I'm really happy foryou.

1568
01:44:37,819 --> 01:44:39,738
Thank you.

1569
01:44:39,821 --> 01:44:41,948
Well, uh,

1570
01:44:42,032 --> 01:44:46,369
I hope if you're ever,
you know, around here,

1571
01:44:46,453 --> 01:44:51,207
you'll, uh,
come and visit us.

1572
01:44:51,291 --> 01:44:55,253
Yeah. Little Rhodie.

1573
01:44:55,337 --> 01:44:57,380
Biggest little state in the union.

1574
01:44:58,882 --> 01:45:00,842
Yeah.

1575
01:45:00,884 --> 01:45:03,970
Yeah.

1576
01:45:06,473 --> 01:45:09,559
- Oh, let me get that foryou.
- Thanks.

1577
01:45:12,645 --> 01:45:15,357
- Hey, lrene.
- Yeah ?

1578
01:45:17,150 --> 01:45:19,736
Maybe I could come
visit you sometime soon.

1579
01:45:21,154 --> 01:45:23,156
Promise ?

1580
01:45:24,657 --> 01:45:26,659
You bet.

1581
01:45:29,996 --> 01:45:34,167
And that's the word
ofa Rhode lsland State Trooper, ma'am.

1582
01:46:00,110 --> 01:46:05,198
I found you sitting
on a suitcase crying

1583
01:46:06,866 --> 01:46:08,868
Beneath my feet

1584
01:46:08,952 --> 01:46:13,373
I feel the rumble
of a subway train

1585
01:46:13,415 --> 01:46:17,043
 Yeah
l laugh out loud

1586
01:46:17,127 --> 01:46:20,797
 'Cause it's the one thing
l hadn't been trying

1587
01:46:23,675 --> 01:46:27,053
 The train came in breathless
the passengers restless

1588
01:46:27,137 --> 01:46:30,432
 You said
baby, you'll never change

1589
01:46:30,473 --> 01:46:32,559
 You gotta get gone

1590
01:46:32,642 --> 01:46:35,729
 You gotta get going

1591
01:46:35,812 --> 01:46:38,606
Hey, the world
ain't slowing down

1592
01:46:38,690 --> 01:46:41,067
- You gotta be kidding.
-[Continues, lndistinct]

1593
01:46:44,154 --> 01:46:46,197
Hold it right there.

1594
01:46:51,786 --> 01:46:53,705
- Miss Waters.
- Yes ?

1595
01:46:53,788 --> 01:46:56,875
- I'd likeyou to step
out ofthe car please.
- What did I not do now ?

1596
01:46:56,958 --> 01:46:59,210
We have reason to believe
this is a stolen vehicle.

1597
01:46:59,294 --> 01:47:01,212
What ? No, no.

1598
01:47:01,296 --> 01:47:03,506
I rented this car.

1599
01:47:03,590 --> 01:47:06,259
Would you step
out ofthe car, please ?

1600
01:47:07,969 --> 01:47:09,888
Great.

1601
01:47:11,806 --> 01:47:13,725
- Front of the car, please.
- Mm-hmm.

1602
01:47:13,808 --> 01:47:15,727
Hands on the hood.

1603
01:47:15,810 --> 01:47:17,979
- Spread your legs.
- That's great. Uh-huh.

1604
01:47:18,063 --> 01:47:20,565
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
Just following procedure, ma'am.

1605
01:47:21,941 --> 01:47:25,737
Oh, you guys.
You guys are beautiful.

1606
01:47:25,820 --> 01:47:28,073
Look, why don't we
just skip the trial ?

1607
01:47:28,156 --> 01:47:31,576
Get right to it. You can lock me up
and keep me here forever.

1608
01:47:32,827 --> 01:47:35,622
That's what I had planned.

1609
01:47:49,552 --> 01:47:51,471
Oh, Charlie.

1610
01:47:54,099 --> 01:47:56,059
[ All Cheering ]

1611
01:47:59,604 --> 01:48:03,608
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1612
01:48:03,692 --> 01:48:05,610
 You paint the picture

1613
01:48:05,694 --> 01:48:08,196
 With colors squeezed
from your hand

1614
01:48:08,279 --> 01:48:10,198
 Weren't you the kid

1615
01:48:10,281 --> 01:48:12,784
 Who just climbed
on the merry-go-round

1616
01:48:12,867 --> 01:48:15,036
It's gonna be raining
wine and roses tonight.

1617
01:48:15,120 --> 01:48:18,039
I'll tell you one thing. It's gonna be
raining my motherfuckin' cookies...

1618
01:48:18,123 --> 01:48:20,375
if this motherfucker don't
stop this turbulence shit.

1619
01:48:20,458 --> 01:48:22,377
-That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
-Come on, man.

1620
01:48:22,460 --> 01:48:25,213
[Narrator] Well, that's
Charlie's story, and l'm sticking to it.

1621
01:48:25,296 --> 01:48:29,718
They all moved in together
and lived as one big happy family--

1622
01:48:29,801 --> 01:48:32,053
Charlie and lrene, the guys,

1623
01:48:32,137 --> 01:48:35,390
even that nice
albino fella, Whitey.

1624
01:48:35,473 --> 01:48:39,060
And l'm happy toreport
Charlie got promoted to Lieutenant...

1625
01:48:39,144 --> 01:48:42,230
in the greatest
law enforcement agency in the land.

1626
01:48:42,313 --> 01:48:45,233
the Rhode lsland State Police.

1627
01:48:45,316 --> 01:48:48,862
Yeah, it was
a regular slice of Americana.

1628
01:48:48,903 --> 01:48:52,741
Y'all come back now. Thanks
for watchin' our motherfuckin' movie.

1629
01:48:55,952 --> 01:48:59,039
 You gotta get gone
you gotta get going

1630
01:48:59,122 --> 01:49:03,710
Hey, the world ain't
slowing down for no one

1631
01:49:03,793 --> 01:49:07,547
-It's a carnival
calling out toyou
- [ Mooing ]

1632
01:49:07,630 --> 01:49:11,718
It's calling out to you

1633
01:49:11,801 --> 01:49:14,554
It sounds like a song
it hits you like scripture

1634
01:49:14,637 --> 01:49:16,556
 You paint the picture

1635
01:49:16,639 --> 01:49:19,809
 With colors squeezed
from your hand

1636
01:49:19,851 --> 01:49:23,980
 Weren't you the kid
who just climbed on the merry-go

1637
01:49:24,064 --> 01:49:27,317
[Continues]

1638
01:55:54,913 --> 01:55:58,541
Okay, everybody.
The water temperature is 63 degrees.

1639
01:55:58,583 --> 01:56:02,045
Pop's thumb should be all right
if we find it within the next six hours.

1640
01:56:02,087 --> 01:56:04,547
- You sure about that ?
- Do the math, motherfucker.

1641
01:56:04,589 --> 01:56:06,800
- Damn.
- Geez.

1642
01:56:15,433 --> 01:56:19,104
- Hey, I think I found it.
- What ?

1643
01:56:24,943 --> 01:56:28,071
- False alarm.
- Oh, damn, Whitey.